FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 13th 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the refic nature.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It is broken.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Listener discretion. Is it lies.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm this is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Good morning everybody.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Well today it's a free Friday. It's Thursday. Hallelujah.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, all right, it's August the thirteenth, twenty twenty sixth
My name is Woody.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
That is Greg Gory. We got Menace, Hi, Gina g. Yeah,
there's Sea Mass. We've got Sammy. Uh, there's Jeff g
And uh oh look at that. There's a von Our
video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. We got bored, we
got Menji phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
Woodie set us a text over to two two nine
eight seven with whatever you got. You can always has

(01:19):
an email email app the woodieshow dot com. Today August
thirteenth is left Hander's day. Right shout out, Oh that's
right your left handed?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah weirdo totally yeah, left he is weird.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I mean you know how I write like, instead of
a paper up and down, I make it sideways and
I write down.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I saw a girl in real life the other day?

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Is that how you don't drag your hand for the
inc uh huh part over the over the paper, and
we never got.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
The correct desks, so like I always had to sit
at the wrong desk with the wrong thing on.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
It's like the world was main built for right handed people.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Totally was.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
It's kind of like how you know the world was
built for men? You know what I'm saying, Greg, That's
what Greg says. Greg says it all the time. I
do say that probably twice, yes.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
One room in the house that women are real good.
That's what That's why Greg said it was created. Yeah,
so you want to feel like you have your own space,
you know.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
What I mean, make yourself useful.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
The only thing I always thought was like I never
understood like why, so like why are scissors different? Why
do they have to be different? If they if they
open and clothes right, and they would just think they
were just cut Like yeah, so like when I was
a kid and you were in school and you had
the safety scissors, yeah, there was there was always like
the green rubber handle on the left et scissors.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, and I didn't I've never understood that either.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
Yeah, they just don't work if you try to use
the left hand. Why they just they just folds the paper.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I'm gonna try it right now, like, okay, cut it
with my right hand.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Cut okay, put them put him in your left.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Hand, barely hold him in my left hand. Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
So those super hard.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
What you're talking about is with the plastic like safety
guard on it, you can't use it with both hands.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yeah, not all scissors A little to it.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
It also has to do with Greg. When you're looking
down at the hold those suitors another hand. Notice how
the blades, of course are tapered with the thick top.
What can you see not not not looking at the side,
looking down, Greg, what can you see now? You can
see that cutting edge much better. But in the other hand,
it's now obscured by the fat side of the blade,
so you're not seeing as precisely where you are cutting.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
You want to know some famous left handed people? No, okay,
my dad, Oprah, Spike Lee, President Obama? What Prince of
Wales William Bruce willis Wow?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (03:44):
Oh you want more? Wow? W u dan Aykroyd.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
We met the neatest thing I've ever He is a
national flame in yon day presidents actually were left handed.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Wow, which Greg will tell you it is overrated.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Very much. So not at all marble, even though like
is supposed to be.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Fancy, the boogier one.

Speaker 6 (04:06):
Right, it's a tender wrist.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
It's a national Prosecco day. Let's go all right, Yeah,
so Jeff g this is for you, mister uh, mister clean,
mister O C. D with the hand sanitizer. All right,
So this is according to infectious disease people, right, because
there's been a lot of talk now about like you know,

(04:30):
the lettuce and the jalapeno, uh, you know, peppers and
things like that, all these different things. But when you're
talking about like things that we think of as gross
and the things that actually make you sick are not
always the same, right, So something can be gross, but
it's not going to make you sick.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
That won't hurt you.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Like, so how do you know what's a genuine threat
and one you know that you should be concerned with
and other things that you shouldn't concern yourself with. So
these are some of the things that the experts, the
infectious disease specialists say, don't worry about, don't worry about
disinfecting every surface.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
It every day multiple times.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
Yeah, who are those guys? Anyways?

Speaker 5 (05:05):
It is instead of trying to wipe down every counter
and door knob, focus on ventilation and make sure there's
enough like fresh air coming in instead of just you know,
recirculating what's in the room. If you want to focus
on something, Yeah, right.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
Okay, so does this room get enough circulation.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Or just like leave the door open for a while,
I guess, and let it let it air out.

Speaker 8 (05:28):
I guess.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Also, according to the infectious infectious disease specialists, washing your
sheets constantly you don't need to worry about that because
betting is not a major source of infectious disease for
most healthy people that you well, yeah, I guess, yeah,
I guess. So they say people tend to be excessive
with that. We're not supposed to be sterile. People have

(05:51):
uh you know, like the what are they microbes or
what are they they're called? Right, it's healthy to have
those on you.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Well, that's why kids that are raised on farms and
stuff have like no allergies.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
You shouldn't be worried about anti bacterial soap.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Damn it, that's true. It doesn't do it any better.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
That was a rebranding in the eighties.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Like washing hands is important, like especially before you eat,
you know, using the bathroom handling raw food. Although I
think it's weird that people wash their hands before they
use the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I don't see that.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
I was after That makes sense, Yes, you're afterwards, if
you're holding on to your wiener.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I don't know why I'm not put it in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
To my mouth, Ye, A good question. I'm not gonna
eat with it.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Excellent, I guess.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
I guess you could.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
But has anybody ever I've never met a guy who's
done that washed.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
I see it here at the station.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Really, really, I wish they would.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
There's there's there's.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
One guy people wash who works at one of the
other morning shows. Every time he walks in, he washed
his hands first and then he steps up to the urinal.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
It's kind of weird.

Speaker 7 (06:57):
Time back to the soap so All soaps are created equal,
like that's just a marketing.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Regular soap works just as well. You don't need anti bacterial.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
Save me some money.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
That's a the winter coat thing because a lot of
the pandemic made a lot of us think that everything
needs to go into the washing machine.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
But that is not true. When it comes to winter coats.
Some items do need to be washed regularly, you know, socks,
things like that. But like people are washing coats and yeah,
but I guess if you got stuff on them.

Speaker 6 (07:24):
I don't know if they've ever washed. Has anyone watched
washed a coat I have, like my windbreaker? Well, but
like a winter coat.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
I don't consider a parka aff I never. I don't
think I've ever watched it.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
So there are some people that say a refuse to
eat raw foods like sushi and beef tar tar right,
a lot of it because people like, oh, worry about
like that could be dangerous or whatever. They say, just
be more selective about where you get those things. Pass
on the gas station sushi.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
They say that for pregnant women. A lot of doctors like,
you can have sushi, just go to a nice place
and don't take it home.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
And and the the diarrhea is coming from the vegetables
from the We had some tartar at that one place.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
What do you oh, Yeah, well yeah that was a
nice place though, Yeah, that was that was that was
a nicer rest.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
You tried it, I've shocked.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah, I've had it before, and I did try it
from this place before. It's not pleasantly it's not my favorite.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
But it was.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
So what do you think what he would eat?

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Poke?

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Or maybe would No?

Speaker 5 (08:34):
I mean I go to sushi and I get tuna
and salmon.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
Then chopped up in a ball.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
The cooked ones though, right.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
No, the spicy tuna is not that's not cooked. That's true,
but it's all spicy.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Super basic, bitch, it's pretty basic.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Oh yeah, I need to impress other adults.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I eat all sushi, but I don't get down post.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
I go, well, how can I be the most impressive
when I'm sitting here to these other adults when.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
We dine together.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
It's like, I hope you also here.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
You go cleaning your phone constantly? Do you have one
of those things you put your phone and it's supposed
to like put the lights.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Everybody was doing that during COVID.

Speaker 7 (09:11):
No, I just uh, I usually like will spray some
of the counter cleaner, like the lights, all stuff that
can electronic and know, well, I put it on like
a paper towel and then I.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Just gave it off real fast.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
That yeah, it says, uh, you know, you don't need
to disinfect them all the time, you know, remove the
case just you know, wipe it down like not too
wet like an alcohol based wipe and then just let
the air dry and then put the case back on.
But they were selling like crazy. Everybody seemed to have yeah,
like a little like a little appliance almost They.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
Still have them, but every time I pick up my phone,
I do think this has got to be disgusting.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh for sure, Jeff. At work, they have in the
first aid kits those lens wipes for glasses.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Oh, those are the good ones. Great for your phone,
These these lens wipes that they have here. And I
think they're just part of like whoever installs those, like
with all the like random generic aspirin and things like that.
It's because it's always the same brands at all workplaces.
I think it's one company that does those stations wherever
they get their lens whtes are the best ones. I

(10:09):
buy from lens Crafters, Walmart, all different places. These are
the best ones.

Speaker 7 (10:13):
They really are. And they're like anti fog too, Yeah,
they're really.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
We bought a huge box for the house and they're
too dry. Yes, at work, very like moist and then
they dry so.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yeah, they're hell of damp, you know what I'm saying.
All right, time for your birthdays and your porn a birthday,
it's shivery.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
We don't like it's shiver and you know we don't
do all right.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Happy birthday to Danny Bonaducci. I know he was like
in in bad like.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Physical shape, was doing because he was he was doing
a radio show like a morning show for many years
with a friend of mine, and then he had to
stop working because of all his his health issues.

Speaker 7 (11:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Yeah, I didn't think he was gonna make it because
the least way that it sounded. Yeah, but today he's
made it to sixty seven, non n So Happy birthday
to Danny Bonaducci. John Slattery, best known for playing Roger
Sterling on mad Men. Oh yeah, he's sixty four. Sebastian
Stan from the Marvel movies. He is forty four. Debbie

(11:21):
Mazer major Amazar from Goodfellas well. Yeah, and then she
was also in Entourage. She was a Vince's pr chick. Yeah,
she's sixty two. He got DeMarcus Cousins, the NBA star
who's thirty six. And today's part of birthday is Dolly
Lee and Today's Birthday girl. She's been shared more than
a Costco sample track. Also fun fact She's also a

(11:43):
dancer at Hustler Club in Saint Louis, Hi two hundred
and sixty eight fine films, including Group Sex is the
Best Sex. She was in Three Sloppy Girls and One
Lucky Guy. She was in Dolly Lee Takes It On
a Big Black Snake, A Blowing the Skin Flute, Volume
one greg. She was in Lesbian House Hunter's.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Volume eighteen, Hot Girl next Door Blackmails You for sex?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
She was in how to Train Your Poke ho and
who Can Forget her? Unforgetable role in bush Sniffing Yoga Lesbians.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
Oh God, that's gonna be my new insult.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
That's a look here you bush sniffing yoga. That's a
Dolly Lee, who's thirty five years old. Today I met
Youporno birthday and your celebrity birthdays.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Here on the Woody Show. We'll take a quick break
and we'll have some more Woodies show for you.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Next. Hang on more Woody Show Show.

Speaker 9 (12:39):
Next do live in or around Dallas, Texas?

Speaker 7 (12:42):
What's going on? Everybody? It's menace.

Speaker 9 (12:44):
I'm gonna be in Addison, Texas, August twenty seconds at
Lazy Dog Restaurant from noon to two pm doing.

Speaker 7 (12:51):
A listener meetup.

Speaker 9 (12:52):
I'll have giveaways and more, but I would love to
see you there Saturday, August twenty second. If I can
make this successful, that means we're gonna be in Dallas
a lot more so, if you're nearby, please stop on
by Addison, Texas Lazy Dog Restaurant, August twenty second, Saturday,
from noon to two pm.

Speaker 7 (13:11):
Can't wait to see you there.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
In the meantime, enjoyed The Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
So a pair of nuns in Brazil all didn't get along,
they were forced to work together. They ended up getting
pretty close. They both quit the convent, went lesbo for
each other and got there. How about clams back into
the convent? Fuzz bumping for jesus? I got it all right?

(13:37):
What is it? Bad habits Woody Show?

Speaker 5 (13:42):
All right, it's another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
My name's Woody.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
That's Greg Gory, Hy Woody.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
We've got menut.

Speaker 7 (13:51):
What is up?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Woody?

Speaker 3 (13:52):
There's a gina. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
Woody, text us check in if you like over two
two nine eight seven all right, So if you go,
we always tell you If I just follow us on
social media.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
You can look for us there at the Woody Show.
It's easy.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, so I'm we can play a little game, but
I know all the people here in the room already
know the answer, all right, So this is this is
just strictly for the audience.

Speaker 10 (14:20):
You guys.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Everybody was told to go take a picture of their fridge, right,
and then Greg was good try to have to guess
whose refrigerator it was, Yes, just based on the you know,
stuff that was in it.

Speaker 7 (14:36):
Yeah, And we always say.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Greg is the best at describing and the kind of
like talking through what's going on in Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
No, he's he's really he's really good at it.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Yeah, he's really good at it. So like here and
if you go to our Instagram, the video is up
there and you see the picture and you see Greg
like kind of walking and talking at the same time.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
So like here's a here's a example.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
That okay, not as faced. This is okay, chocolate milk
implies youth, which implies Gina because she's got a kid.
Look at all the stuff on the doors just turned haphazard,
no rhyme or reason. I see a lot of stacked yogurts.
Nothing is faced, everything is crooked. Let's call it a

(15:21):
messy door.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
I'm going Gina, all right, So Greg's guess on that
one was Gina, And I'll give you the spoiler alert
on this one, and you can go to our Instagram
and you can see the rest of them.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
Greg was absolutely correct.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, nailed it, nailed it.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
I did good.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Easy, yeah, easy.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Just messy things just kind of thrown in there.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, the Gina rules.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
But she's messy happily. Yeah, I got other things to
worry about. I don't care what direction something's faced in
the fridge.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
She has a calendar in front of her at all times.
It's always on the wrong month.

Speaker 6 (16:01):
I forgot. Let's just toss it.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
The fact that she has something sitting on her you know,
work area that she hasn't even looked at.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
It just still stays there probably drives Greg nuts.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
And knowing how Sammy put those together, I mean, Greg
is so organized.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
We talked about how, you know, his journal he journaled
his his trip abroad when he was doing that semester.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Abroad in school.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
The other way, he.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Was journaling as he was watching the Brady Bunch episodes
back in the Day's.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
All the showroom ready.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
He journals basically what happens every day here on the show.
He like just keeps track, like just in case. And
it started years ago because there.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Was somebody was like, oh, hey, you guys did something,
you know, two weeks ago or whatever. We're trying to
find whatever for that. Do you know exactly what day
in time that was? And so Greg just started keeping
a journal. Yeah, so he's the opposite. He's like total OCD,
very organized.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
You sent us a video the other day of a
guy said, people think I'm so chill, but this is
me every day and he's walking around fixing towels that
are not properly. Yeah, you know a shoe that's a
skew on the floor. He's like, And then I texted
you back saying, how could you not live like that?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
How could you walk by a towel that's crooked and
be okay with it?

Speaker 11 (17:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
So if you want to see how Greg did identifying
everybody's refrigerator just by its contents in the way it
was either organized or not organized, that is out there
on our Instagram. You can go check it out right
now at.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, do you have like a Woody Show, This day
in History, I know we've done that before. We look back,
so like on this day, Menace likes all this this
day in history stuff my favorite. So on this day,
how many years ago?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Let's go back. Okay, I'm gonna pick around them five
years ago, five years ago, five years ago.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Okay, So on this day in history five years ago?
What do we do on the show? That day, Greg
watched this guy.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
We talked about Chet Hanks went on social media to
talk about vaccinations. He's against them. We talked about how
vaccinations were big in the news five years ago. Of
course anti vaxxer say. The Will Smith movie I Am
Legend was an anti vax zombie movie. We did a

(18:19):
redneck news five years ago. A Montana woman went to
a Walmart, raced her shopping cart around the store, got
told to leave, and instead she was throwing items around
and then fought the cops. Okay, on that day five
years ago, we did Woody Show Freak of the Week.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
Oh wow, thwack. Yeah, Craigslist freak of the Week.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
A dude was looking for a dude. I guess he
had posted in the missed connections. I saw you at
the hardware store in a hard hat you had stinky armpits.
It gave me a boner. There you go. So I
want to come to the construction site and we can
do a circle. We talked to Bort about aliens and

(19:07):
a guy who claims he's a time traveler and that
aliens are coming to Earth on this day five years ago.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Is this when you and Board got into into your argument.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
One of many? Probably?

Speaker 3 (19:18):
I think it's like small no, because Bort I hate
to use the word triggered, but Bort doesn't like it
when Greg starts talking about like, well, they're from outer space, therefore.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Therefore they're way smarter than us just because they're far away.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah, and I'm sorry, I still don't understand that.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
I still don't understand that argument either, because I don't
know how else.

Speaker 7 (19:38):
You're saying.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Distance equals like intellect.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I understand that, why would it make them smarter than us?

Speaker 6 (19:46):
Well, if they can figure out how to get here
before we can figure out, they're smarter.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
But we're just as far from them as they are
from us.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Right, Maybe they just evolved faster. Maybe they're just more intelligent.
They don't spend their time doing dumb dance videos on TikTok,
and this is how it started. Yeah, give you a
little preview of what that was all about. Okay, we
did Cartnarks that day. See what I mean about, like
the detailed notes this guy keeps. Yeah, he's hardly good.
He notices everything.

Speaker 6 (20:11):
Marshall Broker knows on a.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Oh my no, Cartnarks was from Louisiana and we had
audio from the People's Court that it was somehow Cartnarks
related bon Garzon. Yeah, that's right. We talked about it.
Wisconsin man who set a record for the most big
max ever eaten in a lifetime thirty two forty.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
He's got to be No, he's not no, no, my hair, Yeah,
he's still going.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Didn't And then this one I don't fully understand what
I wrote, woman sus McDonald's, because they tempted her with
advertising and she broke her fast advertising. Now I don't
remember this, but I pulled up something not exactly on
this day, but from four years ago, give or take

(21:00):
two days, the start of MENACE's Bone broth fast for
three days. I don't remember you doing, yeah, yeah fast, Yeah,
I remember that.

Speaker 7 (21:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
They we had like a couple of times where I
had a fast that we had, that twenty four hour
fast where we videosow.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
I do remember that.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
I forget why the bone broth. I forget what.

Speaker 7 (21:19):
It was like popular at the time.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Oh yeah, And then I said, I think they said like,
oh Menace can't do that, and I was like, oh,
I'll try it. And I'm vague I vaguely remember it,
but I know Burke Chreuscher was really into the bone
broth thing, so we might have like piggybacked on.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Did you even make it the whole way? I feel
like you didn't know. It's mega miserable.

Speaker 7 (21:40):
No I did, but yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
On the day that you started your bone broth, we
talked about Sea Bass, who saw a lot of boobs
at the gathering of the Juggalos, mostly fat chicks, and
lots of drugs, including cocaine. Redneck news from that day
was a Utah guy steals an excavator from a construction site,
drives it a mile to a grocery store parking lot,

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where he starts tearing up the parking lot. That'd be fun.
In the news that day, a load of cow intestines
spilled on a Texas road and now it's reeking and
then General Mills is bringing back fruit brute cereal.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Oh yeah for Halloween. It's one of the Halloween Oh yeah, yeah,
it's like Cacula.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Yeah, Dowberry right, yakay.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Something in the news. Kid got a counterfeit one dollar
bill at his lemon lemonade stand from a man gave
him eighty five bucks in real change. So they set
up a GoFundMe for this kid that raised fifteen thousand bucks.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Any other fights in there between people on the show,
or let's see probably challenges the lego walk.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
No, no, nothing like that. Oh this is a good
redneck news. God gives a kid a tattoo in the
middle of the McDonald's red Yeah, so much competitive eating
a competitive eater, eight fifty taco bell tacos in under
an hour.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Lanky there you got little wood. He showed this day
in history and just you know, making use of Greg's
very detailed notes.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, yeah, think about that.

Speaker 6 (23:13):
When you're no, I challenge you to do something. I've
been thinking about this, you know how like if we say, like, oh,
Greg has to make everything perfect and like face it,
and you go, yeah, because I'm normal, Yes, why can't
you say I know it's not normal. I'm better than
normal because it's not normal, and you are better than
normal for doing that. But it's not normal.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
I wouldn't say it's not normal. Why is it not
normal to like to have things need normal, like.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
To like like he'll take a paper like a millimeter.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
I think the idea is like with the towels or
you know, where things go, and things of being in
the place because they're supposed to be that that's general.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
So that is normal.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
To put things in the place where they're supposed to
be or in the condition they're supposed to be.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
That is normal.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
So like adjusting a towel like a little bit on
a oven rack, you'll go yeah, because I'm normally No,
you're better than because it.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Was half folded over, like that's if I see you're
making you like you're you're okay with it, you know,
But I.

Speaker 6 (24:11):
Don't I think it's normal to just kind of put
the towel back. I don't think it's normal to like
straighten it.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
If somebody said, Gina, I'm gonna give you this towel
and you're gonna go hang this on on the on.

Speaker 5 (24:21):
The handle for the oven door, you wouldn't just stuff
it there if somebody said to you, because why because
it's supposed to be I don't know, half fold and
half over. You would put it up there in the
way that it's supposed to be because that's that's the way,
that's the accepted.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
But if my kid threw it over the thing, I'd
be like whatever, And I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Be like, oh my god, it's not normal. Yeah, it's
not normal, but you would accept it.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Right, So if your kid threw it overall willy nilly,
you'd be able to go to bed that night a
hundred normal.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
Jeff, would you sleep at night if your kid had
a towel?

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (24:57):
I mean I stopped carrying a long time ago. It
is so funny because in that fridge video he used
the word anxiety so many times, like a yogurt stacked
on top of another yogurt gave him anxiety, Yeah, which
was hilarious to me.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
And I became because my fridge, because the yogurt sitting
on top was kind of teetering on the edge. It
could have fallen.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to have a heart attack.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Up and but then what like fallen and then agains
it open, wouldn't be able to sleep. No, okay, it.

Speaker 7 (25:25):
Does make me want to be better though, Yeah, it
does make me want.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
To be better.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
Yes, that's my.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Point, Woody, Woody, Woody.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
Sure, and we'll go right over to Gina grad who's
got today's trending news headlines.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
Well, we have a winner. Someone in Illinois just became
a billionaire. Yep, a powerball ticket sold it. HIV Gas
Fresh and Fast, and Quincy matched all six numbers in
last night's drawing, so they can take either the full
billion over twenty nine years or grab four hundred and
fifty million lump sum before taxes. The winner has not
been id'd, and we may never know who it is

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because lottery winners of more than two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars can request to stay anonymous in Illinois.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
I wonder what they're gonna do.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
Well, that's the thing anonymous are we? I mean, yeah,
there's when they say, like, I won't tell anyone, but
there will be hints, like like a space shuttle in
their backyard.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
You have friends, you have family, They're gonna know they're
coming out of the woodwork. And then once they know,
they're gonna tell hey you know my brother.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
Yeah, don't tell any one, Yeah right, yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
I mean it's gonna get out. But what you don't
want is you don't want big national coverage. How people
know the name that you've people you've never seen that
you'll never know.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
Yep, they made a full TV show out of it.
Have the lottery ruined my life?

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (26:40):
No, these people end up like being like kidnapped and murdered.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
That's a legit use of wing.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Oh where I got.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
Kidnapped, I get murdered?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
What was the lom sung four ninety four fifty?

Speaker 6 (27:00):
Her taxes though, So it's really like nothing, right, Yeah,
nobody wants that. Well, the White House briefing room is
about to get a new voice at the podium. Press
Secretary Caroline Levitt is stepping down at the end of
the month so she can spend more time with her kids.
She gave birth to her second kid in May and
has been President Trump's Press secretary ever since he returned
to office in January twenty twenty five. She's not completely

(27:20):
out of politics, though Trump says she'll still be one
of his top outside advisors.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Isn't she like twenty something years old.

Speaker 6 (27:27):
She's young.

Speaker 7 (27:28):
I think she's an old radio person.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
I don't think she's old anything. Ye like, oh, she's.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Twenty eight years old.

Speaker 6 (27:35):
You so old.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Twenty eight years old and you were the.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Secretary press secretary, the mouse.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
She did everything without notes, just off the cuff. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
I don't really, honestly don't know much about her other
than iprised. How old is this person? You see her
on TV?

Speaker 5 (27:50):
Yeah, she's super young, And.

Speaker 6 (27:51):
It's so funny because she's obviously super young to be
a press secretary. But then I'm like, she has two
kids and she's only twenty eight. Like to me, that
also seems young, which she used to be the No,
I know exactly it late thirties totally. Well, there's a
major twist in the Luigi Mangioni case. His legal team
is negotiating with federal prosecutors and it involves him pleading
guilty to murder, but the twist comes with the sentencing.

(28:13):
So one possibility is an open plea where sentencing isn't
negotiated and it's left up to the judge. That allows
the defense to present mitigating factors like Luigi's strong feelings
about the healthcare system, and corporate greed that alter his
mental state.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
So if he doesn't do that, he's not allowed to
they can't consider any of that kind of stuff. Correct,
But by pleading guilty and working out this plea fail
this way, yeah, they can say, okay, Well, when it
comes to the sentencing, it's up up to the judge.
But the judge is now allowed to hear in the
hearing about how disinfranted. Look, man, I was just super
pissed about the healthcare system and X y Z and

(28:50):
you know, I just I lost my mind and you're
you're you're gonna get a better yeah, you probably.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
He's never getting out of prison.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Well, even if he got a death sentence, still going
to be in jail for like thirty plus years. You know,
none of this matters. It's a waste of time.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Well, if he gets the death center, you may not
actually get executed, but he's going to die in prison. Right.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
Well, there's also a state case, remember that. So based
on the current state of New York law, it could
mean that if a federal plea gets done, the state
case would just disappear thanks to double jeopardy. So in
the past the judge said no, go to that, but
it's definitely possible, So stay tuned. And Nick Reiner, good
old Nick Reiner. He's been indicted on charges alleging alleging

(29:35):
he murdered his parents, Robin Michelle Reiner by means of
lying in wait. That means that the case will no
longer have the preliminary hearing that had been scheduled to
happen in the next few weeks. So if he's convicted
as charge, ryaner faces the death penalty or life in
a state prison without the possibility of parole. The DA
hasn't decided on whether or not to seek the death

(29:56):
penalty yet though, But just lying in wait, like what,
hiding behind the couch for them to get home.

Speaker 12 (30:01):
Well, yeah, to fall asleep, I guess horrible.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Maybe I should explain my frustration. It's just like we're
going to talk about it and talk about and talk
about it. At the end of the day, it's going
to have the same results.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
It has to go through the legalism.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
All right, onto the next story, you know.

Speaker 13 (30:17):
All right, Well the w ny It's just like people.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Are going to spit around, people are going to sit
around and watch his trial like, well.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
That's because everybody's obsessed with all the true crimes is
the legal stile that under who freaking cares?

Speaker 7 (30:36):
Now?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
You know, well, there's people that.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Care for different reasons.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
There's people who care because they just love all the
crime stuff period. The high profile case because of the circumstances,
he's hot.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
You have those people.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
You also have no I thought you were talking about
both of them, but you know, when it comes to
the week, they also have the people who are really
disenfranchised with the healthcare system.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
Who are you know, they have their quote rooting interest
in the case.

Speaker 6 (31:04):
Yeah, a lot of different that's why people care.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
If we look at people with the OJ thing or
the Menendez brothers or any of these other the damer thing.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yeah, that's why completely obsessed with I can't remember who
said it. I just heard it the other day and
I thought, Okay, that's funny, but it's valid that OJ
Simpson not only killed two people, he killed the soap opera.
Because networks picked up the.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
Trial, they interrupted all my children.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
You yes, so by that logic, he kind of ruined
my mom's lives too.

Speaker 8 (31:35):
Well.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
The WNBA is pushing back on what it calls bad
faith efforts to stir up controversy over transgender athletes. The
league says there are currently no eligibility issues involving trans players,
but the topic came up during a recent meeting about
online hate and harassment. The WNBA's rules say only women
can play, but they don't specify gender identity, so the

(31:57):
issue got even more attention, as we know, after those
two former NBA players say they identify as women and
they declare themselves eligible for next year's WNBA draft.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
I think it's hilarious.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
It's pretty funny. The league says it plans to keep
talking about the issue with teams and players, but way
to force the issue. If these guys are like I'm
going in, then they're going to have to make a ruling.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Of Yeah, what's his name? Rice White?

Speaker 10 (32:18):
Yeah? And right now, I'm just I'm just having a
blast in my feminine era. I never thought that I
was a woman. You know, I've always trusted the science
and I thought I was a man my entire life.
But you know, after further review, I, you know, look
a strong look at my personal preferences, it would appear
that that I am indeed sometimes identifying as a transgender woman.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
And I think it's only fair.

Speaker 10 (32:40):
I'd get a chance to play with with some of
my queens here in the twilight of my career, my
athletic prime.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
So he was supposed to have an interview on CNN.
They canceled on him on the in the last minute.
And so then he was talking about that about how
they're not giving a voice to black women.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Yeah, he's not platforming women.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
The comment section of all of the videos are so wanted. Dude,
I love like you go girl.

Speaker 7 (33:04):
Yeah, he got and everything. Dude.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
Yeah, him and Ennis Freedom, I think the others.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
There's another dude And he was doing it to make
a point as well, Like he showed up at this
uh women's track meet and he just entered and he
used his sister's name and these are all these are
all girls who are like trained with track and field
in the event. This guy just showed up.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
He's taller than they are whatever, and he but other
than he's just a dude. He's not like in shape
per se. He's not working to smoke them. Yes, And
it was to make a point.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah, what's the point.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
The point is like, Okay, so he's taller and just
built different because he's a dude. But if lady, he's
not trained for this sport, and it already gave him
that enough of an advantage to these people who are
really well, you know, conditioned for the sport as women
competing against other women, that you.

Speaker 6 (33:58):
Just let anyone in that identifies as they're going to
smoke whoever's Yeah, so he's.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Doing this on behalf of women to make a point
about like why it's not a it's not a fair competition.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
Yeah. Well, finally, nothing gets Washington, DC moving like suspicious packages,
and this one stopped everything for two hours. So a
firefighter spotted someone tossing a package with wires sticking out
of it into the trash near the firehouse. Obviously they
were going to take any chances with that, so cops
shut down traffic, brought in the bomb squad true to
the whole thing like it obviously could be an explosive.

(34:31):
But after all that, they opened it up and found
a penis pump. Yeah apparently, as they called it the
official report, an electronic sex portable pump device. So cops
removed the device and reopened the streets, but not before
trips got stuck in two hours on trapping the penis. Wow,

(34:51):
that's sad, and that's what's going on WITHDDY.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
All right, thank you very much, Gina grad got it.
We're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
what he showed.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Next, hang up the.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
So with the football season getting going, they always they
always do this, but they simulate the season, you know,
Madden using Madden.

Speaker 10 (35:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Yeah, And so Yahoo Sports did at this time with
the Madden video game, and it picked the Dallas Cowboys
to win the Super Bowl, Dallas Cowboys beating the Denver
Broncos thirty one to fourteen, led by a rushing attack
from Dak Prescott.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
Okay, so the quarterback with the rushing attack, I mean
long shot in real life. I mean, you know the Cowboys,
you know they have some of the longest odds. Yeah,
they were according to Vegas.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
I don't think about football. I always thought the Cowboys
were like a big deal.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
The game also also predicts that Fernando Mendoza, the rookie
quarterback for the Raiders, would win Offensive Rookie of the Year,
t J. Watt would take Defensive Player of the Year,
and that the Tampa Bay Bucks are going to post
the league's best record really hey, which would which would
work out well for for Baker because like, dude, he

(36:15):
he really wanted a long term deal, you know, going
into this season, and he's been talking about how he's unappreciated,
you know, but uh, dude, Baker Mayfield, man, like he
had all the It's funny, man, he had more endorsements
and opportunities and stuff that he was in Cleveland. He
was on all of those commercials and stuff. Then he
gets down to Tampa Bay and he's played well, but

(36:36):
I don't really see him in any commercials anymore.

Speaker 11 (36:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Well, I mean, have you been to that stadium, the
Bucks Stadium.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
No, that's the one with the pirate ship though.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Yeah it looks I mean it's cool, but there's nothing
around it really at all. Yeah, it's pretty much like
the Green Bay.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
That's the same one that has a pool.

Speaker 7 (36:54):
No, that one is in Arizona.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Yeah that's yeah.

Speaker 7 (36:59):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Other predictions from Madden twenty seven says the Jets are
going to continue to suck. They're going to finish two
and fifteen.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Yeah. I mean the simulation, I guess is pretty wrong
most of the time.

Speaker 7 (37:14):
But ye, yeah it didn't sound right. It all sounds like, yeah,
smoking what menace is smoking?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Was about to say, like, I didn't realize that video
games can drink alcohol.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Still fun game though, man. I mean god, they've come
such a long way since, like you know, Techmo, super Bowl, Yeah,
ten Yard Fight.

Speaker 7 (37:31):
Yeah that the old football games look like Minecraft. Oh yeah,
that's what they look at now. It's really so great.
I love the hit stick too, man.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:38):
Celebrations is the only.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Thing with the video games I hate, like when they're
loading and they have.

Speaker 7 (37:43):
Like these long stories. Oh yeah yeah, I'm like, dude,
just get to the.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Game franchise mode. Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 7 (37:51):
Man.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
Yeah. We were talking about the power Ball. When that
power Ball there was a whole report speaking of y'all
that reminded me. We're talking about the Madden thing, because they
did that Madden thing.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
But there's a lot of online theories about how chat
GPT can give you advantage in the lotto. Really like
using AI to try to, you know, win the lottery,
but it can't do it. It's a it's a random
number drive. But here's what it can do.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
So it can help you avoid having to share with
multiple winners because it'll steer you away from the popular
numbers that people use often, you know, the most the
most used numbers.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
That makes more sense. So if you want to have it,
there's gonna be one winner as opposed to three winners,
and they all have to split that jackpot, which would
be fine. I'd be willing to split a jack pot,
you know.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Like if I had to reduce it to like fifteen minutes.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
So like theoretically you would end up with the entire
jackpot as opposed to having to you know, split it
up and share it.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
A lot of eights being used probably yeah, and seven.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Lucky number seven, yeah, yeah, you got to go with
like all thirteen's and thirteen's and sixty nine.

Speaker 7 (38:57):
And I meant.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
I have a little scoub on my look, because I.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Can get my any other day of the week. I would,
I'll be one thousand percent down. It would not bug me.
But he has a visible.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
I have a little scoub on.

Speaker 8 (39:14):
Look.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
Just don't kiss you will take your end of the
hot dog, put it into the bag, and that way
there's like a dental damn okay in front of your
stupid face, you know, speaking of a dumb ask Tyler,
Come on in here, Tyler, I have a d a.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
T Yeah, in the building.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
In the building, all right, I have I have a
proposition for for Tyler. I'm not sure he'd be down
when they're not actually and bring bring Morgan in. Yeah,
hold on, I got an I got an idea.

Speaker 8 (39:48):
Here.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
We'll see because both of these both these.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
People are always down for a little extra a little
extra cash.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Of course, they're always down the team up, you know,
and do stuff. Well, maybe not so much that we're
just waiting on. We're waiting on Morgan high Tyler, Hello,
how are you?

Speaker 2 (40:05):
How?

Speaker 5 (40:06):
How's everything going?

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Where is there she is? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:08):
There she is.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Tyler is not wearing a hat today. Yeah, it's weird,
it's odd.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
I like it.

Speaker 7 (40:13):
It's just.

Speaker 8 (40:15):
Haircut.

Speaker 10 (40:15):
I forgot.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
He really wants to show off that haircut. Yeah, and
there's a there's back by the way he buildings. Oh
she goes back.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
So wait, how do you say?

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Morgan means like res Okay, So we've heard all the
news about the the outbreak, right, the you know, diarrhe
stuff like that. I'm not going to tell you where
I got these things from. I'm not going to give
you any other details, but it was Taylor Farms, right
that was responsible.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Now I have.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
Some Taylor Farms. What specifically do we have, Jeff, we
have Taylor Farms, salad kit.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Tailor farms.

Speaker 7 (41:02):
Yeah, yeah, and then we also have Taylor Farms head
of lettuce because lets has been recalled as well.

Speaker 12 (41:08):
Okay do you I already know the question, but yeah,
give it to me.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
I was going to say, we could do like some
tailor farm tailor farms roulette. See, let's just see if
you get diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
What are the chances?

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah, okay, okay, you're both down for it.

Speaker 7 (41:28):
All right? Enthusiastic.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Well, I mean he's like it.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Yeah, you're not gonna be like.

Speaker 7 (41:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, his body might reject it.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Thrilled the potential hospital?

Speaker 5 (41:39):
Would it be hospital?

Speaker 3 (41:40):
I thought it was just diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
It depends how long the diarrhea lasts.

Speaker 7 (41:45):
In some cases it could be nuclear diarrhea. It could
be bad.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
All right, worth it, all right, totally worth it? Yeah, Okay,
what the price tag is?

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Well?

Speaker 5 (41:56):
How much how much would it take for you?

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Greg? Not that much? Probably I'd probably eat some Like
how are you talking about just a portion like one's.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Falid or a whole head of lettuce.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
That's a good that's you know what, that's a really
good question.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
And it's a good question.

Speaker 8 (42:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
See we're figuring this out on the fly.

Speaker 7 (42:12):
Yeah, how much you got.

Speaker 12 (42:14):
Those package salad bags? I'll eat the whole bag. Yeah,
it's that much, lettuce, And I never stopped once this
recall started. I stayed by actually meg on sale right now.

Speaker 6 (42:26):
When I get it's for the family, it's not enough.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Yeah yeah, okay, Uh, what do you think?

Speaker 5 (42:31):
Like a hundred bucks each?

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Is that fair? That sounds fair?

Speaker 6 (42:35):
What do you Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:35):
I guess And if you need any kind of like
a medium and stuff, I'll put the bill from the.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
Ye emergency room.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Yeah all right, yeah, all right to eat a salad
you would eat anywhay.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
Now most likely, most likely it's fine. It's not like
every bag, no, you know, but this one with the
jalapeno salad mix. I mean that's everything all in one.

Speaker 7 (42:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah, Now I'm a salad hit addict. I buy them
all the time. I've never heard of the Hall of
Penia one that sounds good or.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
Especially is it like the Crispity like Halloween?

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Just go grab it, just gonna go grab it?

Speaker 6 (43:12):
Can of those?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Yes, I mean Tyler might just throw it up just
because it's salad.

Speaker 7 (43:17):
I don't do a.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Whole lot of salad.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
But what then you know either way that's going to
be good for you.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:22):
How long? Okay? So here's the question. I don't know,
like when you eat something like that that would give
you diarrhea with like how long does that take to
manifest into diarrhea?

Speaker 5 (43:32):
When it comes to this kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
I think it's like on how healthy you're inside and
your gut is like sammy it would be and instead
be less.

Speaker 6 (43:39):
Yeah, usually say well food poisoning, they say it's it
kicks off between eight and twenty four hours after you
eat it.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yes, oh that long because some people claim like right
away instantly, that's.

Speaker 8 (43:49):
Not no, no, not food poisoning.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
There's no way.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Oh it's the jalapeno popper minute.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
You do love halopen poppers?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Could you please.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Read romaine, lettuce, kale, gross smoked white cheddar cheese, crispy
fried onions, carrots, red cabbage, hatch, chili, crouton, crumbles, popper
ranch dressing.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
As pretty good.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Are you supposed to put that on the grill?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Limited addition on the grill? What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (44:21):
He chopped up some chicken in there. It's like a
chili salad.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Hey, look it's all it's all chopped up. It's just
a salad.

Speaker 12 (44:27):
It looks pressed too. The lettuce doesn't look yellow.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
Ignite your taste buds. We took a fan favorite game
Bay snack and kicked it up a notch delicious crunchy
chopped salad veggies pair with a perfect blend of bold
hatch chili, corn bread, cornbread, creutons, crispy onions, smoked white
cheddar cheese. Tossing our creamy kalipinion.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Who wants to toss Tyler salad here?

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Why don't you have venus baby bird? It to Tyler.

Speaker 7 (45:02):
Morgan?

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Did it?

Speaker 7 (45:03):
I love it?

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Because you know now you might die?

Speaker 3 (45:07):
It does say it's mild. Yeah, yeah, it won't.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Be as Greig likes to say. White guys, white guy.

Speaker 7 (45:14):
What if what if we split this salad bag right,
because it's not What if we split this and then
had him eat like a wedge off the iceberg lettuce.

Speaker 6 (45:22):
Which are you gonna Are you gonna rinse the lettuce
or just straight out of.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
The I would think it's However, it's prepared ahead of lettuce.
I'm thinking how it would be prepared at home, right, yeah, okay, yeah,
everybody would rinse it.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Yeah, I actually gross. Like if I get ahead of
lettuce for burgers or sandwiches, I just rip off the
outer leaves and then yeah, people don't have one of
those salad spinners.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
You get some dust. We see now that you say that,
like lettuce, I would rinse. I don't know why, but
like apple would, strawberries, blueberries, grapes, any of those other
things that people are like constantly why before they eat?

Speaker 2 (46:01):
I never do.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
You don't like you?

Speaker 2 (46:05):
No, I never do.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
Don't you both the two of you are such walking contradictions.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
I just raw dogs? What about an apple?

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Just just like maybe rub it on your shirt a
little bit like you Actually I take the sticker off. Yeah,
and then we have one of those things that just
cuts it into all the you know, the wedges you
push you over the top, boom and just cuts in
the wedges and I just eat it from there.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
I don't ye, I don't wash them.

Speaker 12 (46:29):
Wow, you've been fine.

Speaker 7 (46:30):
Interesting My mom.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
My mom's got a whole system. She's got this thing
that spins. Yeah, she's got this special stuff that she
buys that veggie wash. Yeah, special, Like what is that veggie?

Speaker 12 (46:42):
Vinegar makes it fresh longer.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Yeah, it's the stuff that you can buy. It's like
a it's like a cleaner for your produce.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, dude, I mean I don't eat veggie, so I
wouldn't know.

Speaker 6 (46:51):
Or people like I soak my strawberries and vinegar overnight.
I'm like, sounds delicious. Vinegar.

Speaker 14 (46:56):
Yeah, but you dilute it with water. But it does,
it makes it lasts longer.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
You have you seen the videos where people will put
the strawberries in stuff and like the little.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Stuff crawls out. Yeah, yes, I don't know if that's.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
Real or I don't either, I just eat them.

Speaker 8 (47:10):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
I assume it could be like they say you have
this little one, not say I know it's the fact
you have the little mites and stuff on your face, Like, yeah,
I know that's a real I think if you put
anything under a microscope enough, you're going to you're gonna
micro Yeah. It's kind of like you don't go to
the you don't you don't go look at the kitchen
or your favorite restaurant.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Why ruin it?

Speaker 6 (47:31):
There's a reason that's behind closed door.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
So Jeff's putting the sal together. We'll let you know
how it goes. Easy money, easy eight seven seven.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
I want to hear more about your trip, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
we'll get a recap. We had some guesses while you
were gone on what on what was going on?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (47:49):
The state of the Union.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
Yeah, the state of the Union, A good way to
put that. And uh Morgan, who all of a suddon
as official boyfriend girlfriend status with the guy that she's
been talking to. She came to us and she goes, oh, hey,
I have this opportunity to go to Japan.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Yes for a handful of days. Is it cool if
I go? We're like, yeah, absolutely sure.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Yeah, and she went. She had her trip. We were
following along on social media as much. She was posting
about it, and and now she's back. Welcome back to Morgan. Yeah,
so how was how was the trip? You had never
been to Japan before? Obviously, no, Yeah, first time?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
And I would did it rule as hard as we said.

Speaker 12 (48:36):
It like ten times more than yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Wow, when I tell you this was the most magical, inspiring,
even life changing trip, like of my life.

Speaker 12 (48:46):
I was only there for what for?

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Five days feels like a long We'll explain what you
mean by that.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Just get magical inspiring? Like how magical? Like how is
it magical? How is it inspiring?

Speaker 4 (48:56):
First of all with my boyfriend, which sounds crazy to say,
I'm just like so into him, But then also just
learning about a new culture, going into a place that
I've only heard about, right, didn't do much research, didn't
even get my phone set up to work out there,
like I was just going with the wind, right, but to.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Learn, I mean, think about that. The phone just doesn't
work well.

Speaker 12 (49:17):
I used WhatsApp to like text or send pictures and stuff.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
So you can't be on your network, huh, I mean
there's no way for like you'll go to some places
and like U there is a.

Speaker 12 (49:26):
Way you can do an e SIM thing, which yeah,
we tried to do that when I was there.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
But the phone, it's easy usually just get another SIM
card if you're if you're service provider.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Whatever you want to talk to anybody.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
It's really really easy to do.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
Even think about that.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Yeah, so I could only use my phone on Wi Fi,
which that was awesome too, not being on my phone
twenty four to seven, and like genuinely being in the moment.
But I'm just so grateful because not only did I
get to go to a rise and fight, which is
huge in like the MMA world, it used to be
called pride back in the day.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
To change it, I wonder why.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
To get hijacked or something.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
But then also like I was with locals there, people
that are from Osaka, Japan, and like didn't speak much
English at all, and so everything we went to go
do or every place we went to eat was like
mega loocal.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Like I saw you tried a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 12 (50:16):
I saw you tried to cargoes cargo oysters. I had
beef tongue delicious.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
I had stomach also delicious.

Speaker 12 (50:27):
I tried everything. Oh the food was amazing.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
And yeah, she's not shy when it comes to try
and stuff, try pretty much everything.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Where'd you think of oysters?

Speaker 12 (50:34):
I loved him.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
I think I chewed them too much though, because when
I threw it back, everyone was looking at me like
no swallows, and I just.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Sent what about thees cargo the snails?

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Really?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Yeah, you spent your time in Tokyo.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
I was in Tokyo, correct, Yeah, but just it wasn't
even like a vacation, right, like I feel like I
really got to immerse myself in the culture with the
people there. I spent a day with these girlfriends of
another coach from the team. They didn't speak a lick
of English, so and I didn't have Google Translate because
I didn't have Wi Fi. So to spend a day
with these two girls and we couldn't communicate, but at

(51:10):
the same time, we had a great day, Like it
was just so magical and everyone there is so medicine.
Sea Bass has talked about this, but the respect there,
like not only is it a very clean place, but
I'm going to say, oh saw the time now, Like
the respect that you have for everyone just passing by,
or anytime you go on a restaurant, like you bow

(51:31):
to everyone, you know, you take your shoes off. It's
just a whole nother level of respecting human beings.

Speaker 6 (51:36):
Okay, so let's ask the Sea Bass question, how did
you feel in your outfits and did you feel comfortable
or do you feel like you were showing the proper respect.
He doesn't know what.

Speaker 12 (51:46):
He's talking about.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
First of all, Like I had cute outfits when I
was in Japan and dressed up for certain things.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Well that was the whole thing you were kind of
concerned about before you left. We did aid you went
out shopping and you try to find, you know, different things.

Speaker 12 (51:57):
I was only concerned about the first class flight.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
Okay, which we'll get to but go ahead.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
But everyone there was dressed the same as me in
sweats and you know, yeah, yeah, I don't feel like
people were looking at me and judge of me. No.

Speaker 14 (52:08):
See, that's had a big deal that you were gonna
wear a tank top and yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
But that was mostly just for the flight.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
Well, and it's not like you were traveling with like
Morgan Stanley.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
These are athletes, right, And it was so cool to
be with these huge like these are heavyweight guys, right.
The fighter that we saw he's six or eight, and
so first of all, I'm tall for a girl, but
I'm with all these huge guys. So everywhere we went,
people are like, who are these monsters? They call him
the Japanese Godzilla for real. So it was just so

(52:37):
cool to not only experience Tokyo, but to be in
this MMA.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
World first time, all these new experiences, all the things
that you did and tried and everything out.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
What was your what was the best thing.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
You did hmmm, either the fight the rise and fight
was amazing, but also going to we went to a
bunch of different sanctuaries and shrines and I learned like
the whole cultural you know, how to pay respect to
the spirits and the gods and do all that kind
of stuff. And learning about the culture that I think
was the most powerful thing.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
What was the best thing you ate?

Speaker 12 (53:09):
Oh, that's tough.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Best thing I really like cow toungue. I know it
was like it was like a Korean barbecue type thing.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
So acause I'm like, that's mostly Korean, not Japanese.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Well, a lot of these restaurants, you go take your
shoes off, we're sitting on the floor. Like these are
local spots where like sumo wrestlers go to eating stuff.
You always have one person at the table that serves
the table kind of and their culture. There is the
youngest guy on the team. He's in charge of carrying
all our bags, making sure the car pulls up to go,
like it's very much like you respect your elders.

Speaker 12 (53:45):
He serves us food.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
There's certain spots where I have to sit at a
table as the female.

Speaker 12 (53:51):
Yah, where is that well next to my man.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
But you still get to sit next to like your
behind him.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
Yeah, but he's like, you know, the big boss, so
he's always at the head of the table or certain spot.
Like there's just so many rules. It's just what a
beautiful place and the people are so nice.

Speaker 7 (54:13):
Heard.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Oh yeah, so the world could be better.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Yeah, it's that actual visuals of just everything walking around
is just insane.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
So there was some some wagering going on, loose wagering. Now, Gina,
you said she was going to come back.

Speaker 6 (54:31):
I thought she was. She might come back with a ring,
all right.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
Are you engaged?

Speaker 12 (54:35):
No? No, not officially, No, not officially. We talked about.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
It, like engagement about kids. We've talked about like what
because already, Wow, that's he's older. I'm old as you
guys know, you're so old. There's no point to date someone,
especially exclusively, if you don't want the same things in
the future.

Speaker 12 (55:00):
Yeah, So we've had those discussions. All right, So I'm
not engaged.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
No, I'm not pregnant yet.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
That was the other one.

Speaker 7 (55:08):
We don't know yet, it's gonna take a few weeks.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
One of the guesses is clearly wrong because there was
a few guesses that you were not even going to
come back.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Well we had, we both got on a flight at
the same time. If he wouldn't have come back, then
that maybe not.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
And I did check with her just to double check
that she was flying home first class too. It's not
like he got cheap at the very end.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Oh my god, where does the Where does he live
in New Jersey?

Speaker 5 (55:38):
So he's on the east coast?

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Okay, yeah, right, well that would have to get figured out,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 12 (55:43):
But I brought you guys some cookies too. They're like
Machia cookies, Yes, from a super local spot. I had
one already, and then I also went to seven eleven.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
All right, it's weird sound from the box.

Speaker 7 (55:57):
The seven eleven rule so hard there, right, rules.

Speaker 12 (56:01):
But unfortunately we ate all the snacks.

Speaker 6 (56:03):
Well, another friend of mine got back when you got back.
She was also in Tokyo and said that the seven
to eleven bathrooms are like the cleanest thing she's ever
seen in her life.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
I mean all bathrooms there. I didn't try that one, oh,
I said it was awesome.

Speaker 12 (56:14):
Oh speaking of bathrooms.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Okay, so at one point I really need to go
to the bathroom, and he was in the bathroom in
the hotel room. So I'm like, okay, perfect, I'll go
to the lobby. Yep, hopefully I can poop or something. Right,
For some reason, I could not figure out they're all
like Toto toilets, right, yeah, but washing very fancy the
hotel lobby toilet. I could not figure out how to
flush it.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
And I was in that song It's.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
No I pressed every goddamn but the sounds are going off.
They have birds chirping. Yeah, it's spraying the walls trying
to wash it. I was, I'm not kidding you. I
was in that soft five minutes freaking out because I
knew whoever walked in behind me was gonna be like
this dirty American.

Speaker 12 (56:56):
I couldn't figure it out.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
I had to leave it on flush d by button.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
You left the duty in there maybe, And so when
I walked out, I told the girl in line, who
didn't speak English, I'm like, that one doesn't work.

Speaker 12 (57:09):
You should go in there, and she went right in.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 12 (57:18):
That was probably the worst part of the tur al.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
Right, Well, I'm glad you had such a great trip.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Welcome back, thank you.

Speaker 12 (57:23):
And thanks for letting me go for a few days
of course, appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Like anybody, even if we even even like nah, I
don't think so you would have gone, yeah, yeah, exactly right.
We're gonna tak argument that most people would make when
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Speaker 2 (59:01):
I have the newly engaged Morgan. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
I mean for all intents and purposes, right, I mean
like kind of I.

Speaker 6 (59:11):
Mean you're super together, yes, super together, super together.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
Well that's good Megan, not even just exclusively it's Meg.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Yeah. So Morgan took her first ever trip to Japan,
and we heard all about that she had. She had
a great time. She said, magical life, life life changing.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Everybody should go to Japan.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Yes, it's like when you said life changing, I thought
she was talking about like, oh, like what Gina was.

Speaker 6 (59:37):
Change of circumstances?

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Yes, yes, yes, exactly. See.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
Anyway, now the other thing you did for the first
time and you were a little anxious about it was
flying first class.

Speaker 12 (59:49):
Yeah, anxious in the way of like I didn't want
people to be.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Like, why is she here?

Speaker 5 (59:53):
Yeah, So let me let me ask you a question.
What did you expect like before you actually got there, Like,
what were you expecting first class to be?

Speaker 12 (01:00:03):
I don't I guess, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Just you go separate, like I assumed, you just enter
on a whole separate door of the plane. You can,
because every time I've gotten on a flight, I don't
even see the first class people, right, and you're just
go straight to economy. So I was expecting like suits
and ties and briefcases and hot girls and high heel
champagne champagne, which lots of champagne. But I was pleasantly

(01:00:28):
surprised most people were in sweats too, like and I
think that's the style these days. You can be super
super rich and dressed like a homeless parson.

Speaker 12 (01:00:36):
It's kind of like in style now. Yeah, but yeah,
I guess. I flew on two different airlines. I did
japan Air on the way there and then Singapore Airlines
on the way back.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
I've seen like some of their stuff online, their suits
and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
The only thing I didn't like about the Singapore airlines
is if you want to, you know, move your seat
from just a seat to a bed, you have to
get one of the flight attendants to do it for you.

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
Can you go ahead and give her a wham?

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
I know, was it to prepare your bed because that's
what happened on emirates with us?

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Well yeah, but they have to pull it out like
but Japan Airlines, there's just a button that you just yeah,
they will bring.

Speaker 10 (01:01:17):
Like I know.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
That weekend trip to Dubai and they they would come
and prepare because there was like almost like a like
a mattress pat or whatever to put down and make
it even more like a mattress.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Yeah, it was so nice and then full on bedding
and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Yeah, like she slippers.

Speaker 12 (01:01:36):
Yeah, you know, so it was kind of you know,
like I got to ask the girl to make my
seat into a bed.

Speaker 7 (01:01:44):
Halloying, right problem right?

Speaker 12 (01:01:46):
Wow, dude, the food was amazing. I had to rack
a lamb on a plane.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Yeah, watching movies, watch a movie. But did you sleep?
Did you actually use it as the bed and sleep?

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
I slept so good on the way back yesterday that
I had a dream that the plane crashed into the ocean.

Speaker 6 (01:02:03):
That's a great dream.

Speaker 12 (01:02:04):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
We all survived and we got to use the slide
would But then I woke up and it felt so
real and I was like wait, I'm still on the plane.

Speaker 12 (01:02:11):
I thought we crashed, Like yeah, so I got some
great sleep.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
Yeah, I told you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
The best sleep score with my aura ring that I
ever got was on that trip that medicine and I did,
the extreme weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Trip to Dubai.

Speaker 12 (01:02:22):
Really.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Yeah, we're spooning.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
I talk about the hum of the engine and when
they make up those beds like that, they're so comfortable.

Speaker 12 (01:02:28):
They really are. Yeah, there's something about the hum of
an airplane.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
I find the same thing on a cruise ship, like
the there's that kind of that low level hump. Yeah,
that happens like the engines on the cruise ship at least. Yeah,
and not if you have like that sound of the
you got like a you know, like a like an
outdoor slider and you can hear the water like smacking
the side of the boat and steing that right to sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
So now it's good for you, not only ruined, but Detroy.
Any future flight, no, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
For a big trip like a twelve flight, I would
prefer first class, right, but I can do you know,
if it's somewhere in the States, I'm fine an economy
that's good.

Speaker 15 (01:03:07):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
I was gonna say, did you think it was worth it?
I mean, not that you paid for this ticket, but
do you think now that you know about first class?
Now that's different. First class the lay flat seats, the pods,
those are different. Typical first class is just like a
wider seat. You do have, you know, you have like
unlimited drinks, well unlimited to a certain point less you

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start creating a problem. There's a meal served thing that
you get on first you knowing things like that. Do
you think it's worth it?

Speaker 12 (01:03:35):
Absolutely if you're going international and you can.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
Yes, But even domestically, would you say that it's worth.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
It if I had a ton of money to blow, yeah, sure,
But to me if it's domestically, kind of a waste
if your flight's you know, less than two hours.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Okay, Because I bring this up because comedian Joe Derosao
we've met.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
Uh, he's a lot with the you know Bert. Yeah,
he's a you know on Bird's show.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
He's got a stand up special to just hit Netflix,
and he's got this bit in there about how we're
all getting hustled by corporate America. Oh like for these
quote luxuries and one of his examples. Let's see if
you agree or disagree is take on first class.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Everything is a hustle.

Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
Quality.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Quality is a hustle.

Speaker 7 (01:04:18):
It's fake, doesn't exist.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
First Class is a perfect example of what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
First Class sucks. It's a chair.

Speaker 7 (01:04:28):
You can fit in it, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
All it is. But they make coach class so utterly
that by the time you get up to first class you're.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
Like, oh my god, this is fantastic.

Speaker 9 (01:04:43):
My kneecaps aren't turning inside out from the scene in
front of me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
I get free range juice before takeoff.

Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
What am I a princess?

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
This was definitely worth an extra seventeen hundred to Tampa.

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
As Joe DeRosa now on domestic first class, he is
absolutely right. It's just a bigger seat. It's a bigger seat.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
You can actually fail.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
It's a bigger, more comfortable seat, and you know, you
might get the like I said, the meal and if
you're really big on you know, the drinks. For me,
it's like I don't, I don't really drink, so I taken.

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
I don't ever really take it. It's wasted on me.
I don't really take advantage of that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
I've flown first class once and it was because I
was on standby and they just so happened to put
me on it, and I was very, very excited for it.
I tried one time to upgrade to first class because
I've never done it, and I thought, let's see how
much the difference would be. I thought it would be.
I'm incredibly naive, having never done it, didn't know what
to expect. I thought it would be an extra maybe

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three hundred bucks. It was like an extra eighteen hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Well that's yeah, it's like come a lot of times
you can. That'll be like an extra two fifty or
something or something like that. The law for it is
lucked out all over one hundred fifty bucks. It depends
on where you're going. You're going internationally, it's going to
be more expensive, something more domestic.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Yes, it's just like one of the like a four
hour flight.

Speaker 7 (01:06:07):
Yes, Jeff, I will say Jet Blues Mint is great
first class. I know Seabs has mentioned that a couple
of times. It's a real good experience because it's fully
laid down.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Yeah, it's good everything.

Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
Yeah, that's the one that I would say domestically really rules.

Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
If I would say, it's totally worth it, no matter
what domestically or internationally. If you do have the pods,
if you have the lay flat option, that is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
A game changer.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
Yeah, if it's just I think American Airlines has the
worst because there are just the bigger seats. There's no
entertainment in the seat back in front of you. It's
like you use it just on your use it just on.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
Your own devices. You're still paying for the Wi Fi.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
It's like there's not a lot of America basically.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
Pretty much, Yeah, pretty much, Yeah, pretty much. Well, I'm
glad you had a I'm glad you had a great time.
Thank you so lucky, and again, welcome back, and you know,
quote unquote unofficial congratulations on whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:07:00):
You know.

Speaker 12 (01:07:00):
Sammy's turn you guys, no what it used to. Sammy's
getting married, sam He's getting married.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Well, there could be like so many wedding seas.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
There's could be so many WOODI Show weddings.

Speaker 12 (01:07:14):
Yeah, joint one.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
Do you guys think, ladies, you know, take a break
for a second. All right, I'm talking to Menace, Greg
and Gina right now there, and Jeff, do you think okay?
And individually do we get invited?

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure that we would get invited
to Morgan's.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Yeah, because I think I'm not sure. Sammy is a
wild card, and I don't think it has anything to
do with her feelings about us. I think it's more
about like the kind of wedding that she would have.

Speaker 6 (01:07:45):
Yeah, would we stay.

Speaker 10 (01:07:46):
We wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
We wouldn't make the cut.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Yeah, I agree with that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
She'd still expect to give though. Yeah, we're still discussing.

Speaker 7 (01:07:57):
I agree with you. I think it's a hard no.
And it's not that she doesn't like it's hard enough.
I think it's it's financial and it sounds like both
of y'all have big families and stuff like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
That, decided to have a small intimately.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Yeah what I'm thinking, Yeah, I'm thinking I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
I'm thinking like a Cape cod kind of thing.

Speaker 6 (01:08:15):
Like Cinderella's Castle only seats so many people.

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
Right or yeah, or something something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Our boat in Nantucket only has.

Speaker 7 (01:08:24):
The beach accommodate.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
It was like Morgan's. For sure.

Speaker 12 (01:08:28):
I think it would be, you know, lit on and
on you guys the reason that I'm in this relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Yeah, so menace what your guests on both I think
we would be invited to both to both.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Yeah, I think after this conversation we'd get invited to both.
But I would also like to preemptively tell Morgan if
it requires flying somewhere, I will just send a gift.

Speaker 6 (01:08:48):
Okay, yeah, we know that about you, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
I'm not going to fly anywhere or something ever. Again, Okay,
I have.

Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
A specific one for Sammy. I think we are invited
to both weddings, but I think sam you will have
some like pre wedding activities that maybe we don't make
the cut for those.

Speaker 5 (01:09:04):
Oh yeah, well, I would never expect, nor would you
want to, Yeah, I would.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
I would never expect awesome, Yeah, things like yes, I'm
gonna say you ever heard you've already heard my guest.

Speaker 7 (01:09:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
Sure. For Morgan and I would say eighty percent chance
that we don't get invited to Sandy's.

Speaker 6 (01:09:20):
I would say eighty percent chance that we do.

Speaker 7 (01:09:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
My only fear with Sammy says like, oh, it's some
old timy barn in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 7 (01:09:34):
Can we pick a cool.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Destiny's written with flowers?

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
He says, I'm sorry, but Sammy wouldn't invite you guys.
You guys are all white trash. Oh, I mean, dare you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
We're gonna take a quick break.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
More what he showed next time on.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Do you ever say something out loud and you realize,
oh my god, I am so stupid. This is the
Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Well, the other.

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
Person I forgot about, like when it comes to all
this marriage talk that we've had is Sea Bass, because
Sea Bass had said at the very.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Beginning of the year that he was going to be
married by the end of this year.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
That's resolution.

Speaker 5 (01:10:16):
Like, how's that going?

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Not well, but no serious prospects on the horizon, unfortunately, Greg,
I hate to break this to you. Heterosexual males, yes,
don't have the option to have sex with someone of
them take care of them the rest of their life.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Yeah, dude, I saw, and I was showing it was
a sad reality.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Sadly guys, well sometimes gay guys do.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
I was showing, uh, Greg and Gina this video of
this woman that she was getting ready for her date
with her husband, and I'm like, oh my god, this
this woman looks like she should be.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Guarding a bridge.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Gina's reaction and very unfortunate, but like you know, Gina's reaction,
like she's got a husband.

Speaker 6 (01:11:01):
Yeah, I follow her online. She is married.

Speaker 5 (01:11:04):
Meanwhile, Bass can't find a wife. I mean here, this
is the video she's getting ready, I don't know what
I mean it's going on. So she's got bad alopecia
and or burn scars.

Speaker 6 (01:11:14):
Also, has anyone ever seen the movie Mega Mind because
she kind of looks like that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
Yeah, she's got the giant yeah glasses. And by the way,
I always like to brag about how I built this
algorithm by brick, but like, I don't know how this one, yeah,
I mean loosely maybe on some of these other.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Things that we we see.

Speaker 6 (01:11:34):
That one's all Morgan.

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
So again just out of curiosity, why why why was
that the resolution?

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
Was?

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
It just feel like it was time, you know, got
baby baby fever?

Speaker 5 (01:11:43):
Can we get can we get like a genuine response?

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Really the genuine responses. I just felt like it's time.
But not based on like there's not like a TV
show that was casting where they're gonna marry people off.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Or that he was trying to response or so he
was sugar Mama that you were.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
It just seems more it's just seems more likely for
you as a guy who likes a project. My sugar
mam as I've made public has been Mackenzie. Basis she
already and who proved she's gettable by marrying for a
short time some loser teacher. Yeah, I can handle her
her quote unquote money and manage that for her, because

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all she's doing is to give it away, the garbage things.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
So let's let's throw this out to the to the
Woodies Show audience universe. All right, we're medics and I
were talking about it already, Like, let's take some guesses
who gets married first?

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:12:34):
Yeah, so it's gonna be you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Know, Morgan, Sammy Sea Bass, Menji because you although there
are some thoughts that Menji's already married and.

Speaker 5 (01:12:42):
Just not telling us, I would believe that.

Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
I can see that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
And then dumbass Tyler d d at, I mean Vaughn,
But Vaughn doesn't really seem all that interesting vast.

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
Yeah, so let's take let's take Vaughan out unless he
just completely surprised, and then just text your guesses over
to two to ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Like rank him out, starting with who do you think
is gonna get most likely to get married first? And
then your order from there. Okay, So Morgan, Morgan, Yeah,
I definitely have Morgan first. Absolute really yeah, Morgan definitely.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
I was I was gonna go the dark horse.

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
Menji Wine was actually Morgan, Menji Sammy?

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
So does Menji? Is he dig cute if he's already
married or that make him number one?

Speaker 6 (01:13:25):
I think it makes the number one.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
Yeah, what do you think you're you spend most of
the time in that room with him, Like what's your guesses?
Like do you think like, uh, I don't know, you
think it's a.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
Already happened or what does your gotta tell you?

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Board stepped out for a second.

Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
Oh, okay, I can't see in there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
So dark.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
He's not married yet, you don't know, you don't think so?

Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
Are they engaged?

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
No, I don't think.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
Remind me, does he have a kid with her or no?

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Not with she has the kid.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
He's like stepdaut but he is just like a basically
a stepdad or.

Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
No he is essentially yeah, yeah, essentially.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Yeah, And Menji's the kind of guy if he got married,
he would definitely wear a ring.

Speaker 5 (01:14:06):
He wouldn't be not allowed he wouldn't be allowed to
not wear Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:14:11):
Yeah, so I'm going Menji Morgan Sammy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
But then also maybe Menji Morgan and then Tyler, because Tyler,
you don't know this guy. He falls fast, man, he does.
He falls fast and.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Is ready to go, but here's a problem and he
can't close. I agree with Menace is that Tyler would
be more likely to fall fast. But he's very poor
and cannot afford anything, so like, how's he going to
throw a wedding together and women?

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
But he like the courthouse or like a taco bell
for like six hundred bucks and he can move.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
In with her, and the type of women who gets
with would like that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Yeah, but he falls fast, he falls hard, and if
he could just find somebody that can tolerate him, then
it's a done deal.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
It's a wrap.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
He's getting married.

Speaker 7 (01:15:01):
Yes, Jeff, he will take on a bigger chick too,
which which widens the odds.

Speaker 8 (01:15:08):
To me.

Speaker 7 (01:15:09):
To me, like I would elevate him on the list
because if she's got money and she's a little on
the bigger side, he made to you know, take one
for the team and then be able to give him the.

Speaker 10 (01:15:22):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
I think somebody had just texted, Man, you guys are
at peak performance. Jeff is an awesome addition to the show.
I wish he talked more on the shot. Wonder if
they still feel that way. More's in her best life
and her best post. Greg rules one hundred percent all
the time. The rest of you guys are red Sea
bass blows, but all in me love. That's Albert, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Wedding.

Speaker 6 (01:15:43):
I don't think that. I think you guys are are
undervaluing Vaughan's uh not. I I think he's ready.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
I think I don't think he's interested.

Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
I think he is. I think if he fell in
love fell hard, I think you'd want to lock it
down immediately. I think you guys look at him like
a player, but I think he's more of a romantic.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:16:01):
I don't no, I don't disagree with that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
I don't disagree with Gena at all that he wouldn't
want a relationship, but I don't think to a point
where he wants to get married now.

Speaker 7 (01:16:10):
He's very work focused man, even there, grinding like even
the concerts.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
And stuff super hard.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
I get that.

Speaker 6 (01:16:18):
But my ranking is sammy because I think there's gonna
be like some family pressure, like you guys should just
make this official. That's my thought. Then Menji, who may
already be married, then Morgan. Then Tyler is gonna just
surprise us all then Vaughan, then Sea Bass because Sea Bass,
you're crazy picky, You're not just gonna like, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
Not wants to get access to this Tyler.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
Yeah, there's another wild card in there is that, yes,
both Sammy and Morgan have been married prior, but Morgan's
was basically we don't one. So I think that takes
the family pressure off quite a bit because she's already
done it once and failed. But there could be pressure.
There could be pressure from there could be a question

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from Sea Steamboat Willie's family because it's he hasn't been
married before, right, so it's still a first wed. But
they're like, okay, he's gay. I'll get over this sort
of thing'll live.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
So yeah, the Cats.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
Someone says I would hop on Tyler so quick. Yeah,
he's gotta he's got an Instagram, all right?

Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
Four Woodie, text us, check in, give us your thoughts,
send your ranking over. I mean, if you've been listening
to the show for a while, you have a pretty
good idea about who everybody is and what they're all about.
What's your guess what you got telling you?

Speaker 7 (01:17:39):
Text?

Speaker 5 (01:17:40):
Your guest is over to ninety seven. More what he
showed and now more of the show and time to
see you what Sea Bass got for us this week
in audio, A.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
Lot of animal audio this week. And uh, you may
have heard that sadly we lost a great great a
ball eagle.

Speaker 6 (01:17:59):
Yeah, she was great.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
Her name was Jackie, and he died. However, there is
a little bit of silver lining is before Jackie died,
famous animal communicator psychic Lori Cohen Oh was able to
connect with her. Oh yeah, yeah. And if you don't
know Laurie, well, she's she's been talking to animals or psychically,

(01:18:21):
I should say, talking to animals for quite some time.
And she was able to make a connection with Jackie,
the now deceased bald eagle.

Speaker 8 (01:18:27):
I connected with shadow, he said, I don't have a
whole lot to say. I said, can I ask you
some questions?

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Shout her mate.

Speaker 8 (01:18:33):
He said, yes, but I don't know if I have
the right answers you can ask, though, Go ahead, I said,
are you aware of what happened to Jackie? He said,
I know that she is unwell, and she is far
away from here. She is not close. I do not
hear her. She cannot hear me, but we still speak
to each other.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Oh yeah psychically yeah, well spoken. So she's talking to
her mate Shadow, who is one hundreds of miles away
from Jackie because she was at an animal hospital. But
they don't need to be together, right They eagles can
telepathically communicate.

Speaker 8 (01:19:03):
That.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
We all know that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
And here's what Shadow said, which unfortunately happened if Jackie
doesn't make it.

Speaker 8 (01:19:09):
I want people to know that if Jackie doesn't survive,
people don't have to People don't have to worry about me.
I'll be okay. I'm an eagle, not a person.

Speaker 7 (01:19:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:19:18):
Mind, and those that anthropomorphosize me her will have a
hard time accepting that I'm not the same as you.
I don't want humans lives to be turned upside down
worrying about me if Jackie doesn't survive. I love Jackie,
she is my mate. We are bonded, but I can
survive without her, and I think it's very hard for
humans to understand that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
Okay, So the only way this is acceptable is she
knows that she's just full of ish. It's very scary
if she really truly believes that she's had this communication,
because if she's willing to delude herself that she's talking
to eagles psychically, but they're talking to other eagles.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
She needs to be locked up.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
She will do other things dangerous to herself or others. Yes,
and in the name of hearing right exactly now, and
it's too late.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
I have turned my life upside down over worrying about
the Shadow.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
Now again, I think Sammy might have It's upsetting to me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
It is because even if.

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
I've noticed it, as we've you know, been ourselves and
have made jokes about them whatever, you know, Sammy does
not find a sense of humor in.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Any of it.

Speaker 12 (01:20:21):
I think it's really sad. It is sad because he
doesn't know what happened to her.

Speaker 7 (01:20:24):
She got.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
This is what we're talking about, Like you've you've already
assigned a story, You've assigned like a narrative, and how
you've played it out in your mind as if these
are like cartoon character animals and.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
Disney movies Pop Patrol. Yeah, exactly, Shadow just told us.
Is it just nature?

Speaker 9 (01:20:43):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
Do they even think that way? Because it is nature?

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Well, to be fair, there was something because they have
the reason we know who Jack and Shadow are. They
have cameras at their nest, and there were videos of
Shadow calling out for what we believe to be Jackie,
which makes sense because they are looking to make babies
and that would make and a lot of animals do
that sort of thing when they're bonded. So of course
I new AI brain scans with animals. We're gonna be

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able to talk to animals like probably within the next year.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
And it's already are number one. Yeah, let's go back
to Lori Cohen. She was talking again to Shadow there,
but I guess she was passed off to this before
Jackie died. She got to talk to Jackie.

Speaker 8 (01:21:18):
Everyone can know that I am okay. I know what
is going on, and I will be okay regardless of
the outcome. You should talk to Jackie now. She wants
to talk to you. I'll stay by and listen. Yeas
things for talking to me, Shadow, And you said, I'll
chime in if I have something else to say, And
so I said Jackie, and she said, I'm here.

Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
Oh my god, I'm excited. I am on the edge
of my seat.

Speaker 7 (01:21:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Okay, Well here it is is Jackie. It's a great
thing about Jackie and Shadow. By the way that we
were just anthropomorphiz not anthropomorphist.

Speaker 7 (01:21:52):
Size.

Speaker 6 (01:21:53):
Well, Shadow doesn't know everything about English.

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
So now the good thing about Jackie and Shadows, not
only are they able to talk about their relationship and
blah blah blah blah blah, but they know that our
our animal whisperer here Laurie, that Laurie might face some
backlash for sounding like an insane maniac.

Speaker 8 (01:22:10):
Did you have our permission to share this? We would
love to get our messages out, but you will bear
a great responsibility and open yourself to unfriendly comments if
you are willing to do that for us. We support you.
Thank you for being a part of our journey, all
of you with love. Shadow and Jackie.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
Oh my god, my god, so do you think.

Speaker 7 (01:22:34):
About how I think she does?

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Are no longer of this?

Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
I'm thinking as I'm listening, I hate her so much.
I've never met her. You don't know she existed until
this segment. And I hate this person so much.

Speaker 6 (01:22:49):
You know what I hate about her? I hate that
she said that, Like Jackie's whole messages, you are so great,
psychic lady, You are such a.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
Hero, but are amazing great. Well, guess they're not they're
not because in the Facebook posts LORI CO and c
O w E and if that helps you find her,
she said, Both my parents thought sharing this message was

(01:23:18):
a terrible idea. That's an embarrassing af Talking to them,
my mom came down.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
I'm staying with my parents right now, No, and read
heard my conversation with Jackie in shadow. We both cried,
and she told me that she changed her mind and
I should share.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Oh my god, they didn't lock her up.

Speaker 6 (01:23:38):
Just to add a little color to this, I'm on
her Instagram page right now. And one of the titles
of whatever screen Justices today a bumble beat told me
he was drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:23:49):
This week in audio more fun with Audio, This is
a lady and her.

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
Husband there, or hopefully her husband.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
They're having a baby.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
They're doing the gender reveal. But to be fair, they're
not doing the axious thing wherey're getting colors and inviting everybody.
They're just like reading the results on video and they're
sitting there reading the results in their home in the
living room. That's fine, whatever, it's for your friends and family.
Now there, their house cat is there, and the house
cat they're not touching. The cat is just hanging out
in the living room with them as they're revealing the
gender of their baby.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
There's the results.

Speaker 7 (01:24:19):
Here's the results to see we having a boy or girl.

Speaker 15 (01:24:24):
No, oh my god, that's the funniest of the year.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
The count is called Xana pan Channa z a n
a p n c uh. It's pan Chana and a panchanna.
And yeah, the cat, for absolutely no reason, just goes
after the husband.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
Oh my god. The spray bottle is my favorite because
the cats are just nasty for no reason.

Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
Yes, the cats suck.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Are they watching weapon.

Speaker 11 (01:25:17):
In the.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
I consider stripping that out because you can do that
with a No, it's better.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
I agree, it makes it way better. It's more layered.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
This week in audio, all right, speaking of cat, this
lady recorded she has, you know, a little indoor home
camera and senses motion and turns on with a cat
walks downstairs. She wasn't home and the cat was looking
for her and Greg. Much like Jackie in Shadow, I
think this cat has learned how to talk to humans.
She says that this cat says that it's looking for mommy.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
Listen, I heard it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Where are you, I says, mom?

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
Mommy, mommymy, wha, mom, where are you, mommy?

Speaker 6 (01:26:10):
It is a sad cat. They only make those noises
for people. They don't do it to each other.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
So that's weird. They's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
What are they doing when they're in heat going on?
That's different.

Speaker 6 (01:26:24):
They say that cats don't really me out to each other,
They just.

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
Do that apparently, Well, how do they communicate?

Speaker 6 (01:26:31):
I don't know. I don't think they But the whole
thing is they don't vocalize to each other.

Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
Well, again, when they're in heat, I hear them.

Speaker 6 (01:26:36):
Well, besides when they're trying to get down.

Speaker 5 (01:26:38):
Apparently, I thought all animals communicated with each other.

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
They got some type.

Speaker 6 (01:26:43):
But I was just always told or under the impression
that cats don't me out at each other. They just
make little like clicking noises and bat their eyes and
stuff for people because people love it. People manipulate them.

Speaker 12 (01:26:56):
Yeah, they dovesticated themselves.

Speaker 5 (01:27:00):
Are the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
Okay, Well here is cats me out of their mother
for help and learn to do this with humans because
we are doing things like feeding the exact.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
When they meow? All right?

Speaker 5 (01:27:09):
This weekend audio.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Speaking of animals, a new album is coming out a
cover of Muppets songs the album you've been demanding, and
you'll probably guess who's singing these.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
Yeah. A couple of years ago Barley started out, that's the.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
Wrong cl clip number five, please my bed clip number
five are.

Speaker 10 (01:27:28):
It's not the.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
Being green having to spend each day the color.

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
This guy, when I think it is close.

Speaker 7 (01:27:50):
May have red, yellow, good or something much.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
A creator, a family guy, Seth.

Speaker 7 (01:27:58):
Yea quite a whole he does that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
Yeah, yeah, I have to say.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
And you're stewing in the area totally.

Speaker 8 (01:28:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:28:10):
And at all his big parties he does, big bands stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
Love family guy. I love all his stuff he does.
But this is what when I call it grifting, this
is grifting.

Speaker 6 (01:28:19):
He's just doing something. You know, this is one of
his hobbies.

Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
That's what he's so rich.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
And you know whatever I like to say, like when
Paul Stanley from Kiss sells his paintings for fifteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:28:29):
If there's a buyer, that's between them.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
And here's how I would respect it. If he released
this album without calling it Seth MacFarlane with just releasing
it and seeing if people want to listen to it.
It's like risky, right right, Well, not Chris and to
go right back over to sea masks to continue on.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
With the week and audio.

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
I am interested sometimes and what happens to these internet
people talking about, you know, the hawk to a girl.
Let's not forget Damn Dan and his who get unnecessarily
famous for literally three seconds of a catch. And so
I try to h bocam up. I try to ignore
them when they come up, because I know they're just
a flash in the pan. But people in our industry like.

Speaker 12 (01:29:13):
Oh, we gotta pay attention to them all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:29:15):
But I do like them when they mean we fund
in a moment, you know, like uh eyed your wife,
hide your kids like that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Ain't nobody got time for that.

Speaker 5 (01:29:23):
Likes there's certain I.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
Support stuff stuff, but that's actually funny.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
And actually I'll talk about people like, oh, let's give
the talk to a girl a podcast merchandise, Yeah, and merchandise,
and then let's invite her on Ellen like the Damn
Daniel Like, no, he did one thing, that was it?

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Not on to the next. Well, Uh I I ignored
the demure whatever fat trans cross dresser and whatever it was,
well came back up on my radar because apparently mister
the Demure person is having problems the person.

Speaker 5 (01:29:57):
Yeah, and I thought demur was a term.

Speaker 6 (01:30:00):
It is, but everything was like, it's very cute, it's
very demure, and everyone starts saying that yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
One person kind of started it, ye who yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
Well that person apparently couldn't make any money off saying
a word in a way that wows and started to
go fund man person, Yeah, exactly, large large looks like.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
Yeah, what like what like? Uh do I think?

Speaker 8 (01:30:23):
What like?

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
Like someone who works with the d m V. You
walk into a government building and that's who's behind, then.

Speaker 6 (01:30:33):
That's fair.

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
The person who's productive and the real a person kind
of government subsidies.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
Yes, they work at the airport airport t s a dB.

Speaker 6 (01:30:42):
I think it's a most accurate.

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
Well, demure person put up a go fund me, of course,
because you think, well, isn't having a catch phrase on
the internet and make you a millionaire?

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Yeah? No, set for life.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Here is Demurror explaining.

Speaker 16 (01:30:55):
I don't want to ask my community for help, but
I feel like I have no other choice this point.

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
I would love to go get a regular job. It's
a chick.

Speaker 6 (01:31:04):
Well, I thought cross dresser, but according to them, you know, yeah,
we can have that all I can no.

Speaker 5 (01:31:12):
I yeah, sounds like dude, girl, don't get me wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:31:15):
But even then, I don't think that that's going to
help my situation.

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
And I wanted to fix my teeth on my own,
but I can't go on like this, Like every day
it hurts.

Speaker 7 (01:31:26):
It hurts to drink water.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
It hurts to drink water, girl, Like I have a
hole on each side of the upper side of my
teeth and it hurts. All my teeth are boofing and
they hurt all the time. And I'm just trying to
be paid.

Speaker 7 (01:31:42):
I don't get a job, but it's not going to
fix my station.

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
You have dental care, insurance jobs, A lot of places
look at you on payment plans. Yeah, that's sensitivity kind
of thing, right, Well, I said holes in the teeth. Well,
apparently Demurro had a past drug use which rotten holes
in Okay, now, put here's a problem. Put up this
go fund me for forty five thousand dollars. People didn't

(01:32:05):
like that, and Demuir took it down and put up
this video as like a cryptic backlash to the haters.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Everyone's been issue refund I don't know, I don't know
how much else to stand this. Maybe in a few
months this video will make more sense, but I'll be
on stream.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
Okay, So everybody got refund. By the way, the Jewels
Lebron is the person's yeah stage.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
Name at least Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
Now there's been another update. Yeah, all you haters are
hating on the the go fund me for the fixed
teeth and then you're then you hater started hating on
the video that addressed the haters. Jewels Lebron recently wrote
put the following video up that said, turns out being
canceled isn't good for the heart. It's a POV video
of Jewels getting whisked away in a wheelchair to an
ambulance which is parked on the tarmac of an airport.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
Oh and wow, that must be really serious.

Speaker 3 (01:32:51):
Jewels said this.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
Got me.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
We guys, we got we got Jewels, You got me,
got me And it says you see how I collapse
from stress. So Jewles was apparently enough money to be
at an airport on a plane, collapsed from stress and
had to be taken to an ambulance. So well, I
hope you haters are happy.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
I hope they Okay, Yeah, but it's almost as if
these Internet people are not stable individuals and we shouldn't
be worshiping and following them for saying something funny. But
Jules has a cameo and two point five million followers
on TikTok. You just find a dentist, yeah, get to
you right what they need as a manager like men? Yeah,

(01:33:31):
Like we're gonna go find a dentist that wants free
plug on fixing her teeth and done.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
Boom, done this week and audience do next?

Speaker 7 (01:33:39):
This one?

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
Why she crying? This is another TikToker called love Sue.
Here's the clip, What is your emergium game? That's her
husband talking while she's crying.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
He said at the end, he said, is that good?

Speaker 8 (01:34:00):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Yeah, this is good news. Crying she's this is happy tears.
I think I'll say, like joy, she got great news.
Oh she's finally pregnant.

Speaker 5 (01:34:11):
Yeah, or got engaged.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Oh, perhaps got.

Speaker 8 (01:34:15):
A really good nose.

Speaker 6 (01:34:16):
Jobs like the ring people do like to post themselves
getting into different colleges.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
And I think she's crying because she hit a certain
follower account. Yeah, my guess is so stupid. The more
I sit here and think about it, because there's no
way that sea bass would even highlight it if her
crying was because she got engaged. Yeah right, simply forgetting engaged.
It's gotta be something for some of them, really deep.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
It's so guess is good?

Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
Yeah, oh hey Morgan, when you get engaged when you recorded,
why why is she crying? Well, she'll tell you right here.

Speaker 6 (01:34:48):
All right, I've been vegan for fourteen years. Today is
a day.

Speaker 7 (01:34:52):
It's good eating meat.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
I thought, what is really bad?

Speaker 8 (01:35:01):
Try with Garlett?

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
This is bs.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
Yeah's not.

Speaker 5 (01:35:03):
She's not really crying because it's good.

Speaker 6 (01:35:06):
She's like breaking her street.

Speaker 3 (01:35:10):
I had the same thought.

Speaker 6 (01:35:11):
Yeah, I did the same thing with no tears twenty
two years.

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
Oh really, she tried it and it's not good.

Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
But there's no way she's like bawling and crying because
she tried meat and it's so good.

Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
Here's what I think.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
What I think.

Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
That's certainly a good analysis. But I think these TikTokers
they know how much crying gets them attention, and I
think they convinced themselves to cry like they you know,
how like little kids work themselves up into a temperatatum
when we're not getting a gummy worm or something. I
think that's what she's doing here. She knows if I cry.
So it's kind of like how actors can make themselves cry,

(01:35:45):
make you know, they get inside their own head enough.

Speaker 5 (01:35:48):
Denison had a really good he was doing like an
interview about that he could just cry because the actors,
you know, podcast or something and talking about you know,
yeah he can he I mean, he can just make
himself cry.

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Boom. He's a Jean.

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
What's the classic line Elliott from ET So he just
thought about his dead dog, and I don't learn that's
how he got the job from Spielberg.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:08):
I think I think a lot of these tik tards
do that. They know crying is engagement and then they
can then they'll work themselves up and look at your lady. Yeah,
all right, I give me one more clip this week
in audio. This thing it made me.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
Cry, and it might make menace cry or just say yeah,
that's how it is. This is a woman who ordered
a roast beef sandwich from Arby's, which of course is awesome,
but she had this as her complaint.

Speaker 17 (01:36:31):
This is my thirty two dollars double roast beef sandwich
from Arby's, not even a meal, not fries, not with
the soda just this. My sandwich was thirteen twenty eight.
And then they charged me like twelve bucks for a
deliberate fee, and then they charged me another two dollars
for a lunch this fee, and then they added on

(01:36:52):
some tax, and then I gave the driver a three
dollar tip.

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
So all in all, thirty two bucks eight thirty two
bucks for Arbi's and she got to get a dash passed.
The worst part is they sprung it on her by surprise.

Speaker 7 (01:37:11):
She's not here.

Speaker 3 (01:37:12):
Because I looked it up. I put a double roast
beef and I got it up to twenty eight bucks.
Oh because yeah, if it's if you don't have the
dash pass or whatever, that's like, that could be easily
eight bucks. Use the three dollars tip. I did three
dollar tip. There was like a there's course there there
there's fees. I paid a service fee, but I'm paying
a delivery fee, and that's not the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
Somehow, that's room service.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
I got it up to twenty eight bucks for a
single You know those.

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
Mid ass burritos that came that I bought. Oh yeah,
there was like ninety five percent just burritos, no extras,
no sodas. Nothing, just straight up burritos. The total was
one hundred and eighty eight dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
Dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:37:50):
Yeation, bro give it one hundred I'm making for you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
But but but you guys convinced me that they were
so mid that I was like, yeah, kind of got
ripped off of one hundred and eight bucks playing and
they they refunded it one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
Oh wow, good it was because that was yeah, because
those britos were it was like someone just took a
bag of hash Browns, threw them in the microwave and
wrapped them in a tortilla.

Speaker 12 (01:38:12):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:38:13):
It was bad.

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
But yeah, it's And so again, Dale, I don't want
to Dave Ramsey this, but I don't want to hear
about whoa cry when you're paying thirty two dollars for
a sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
Arby's sandwich, My god.

Speaker 3 (01:38:24):
I mean, it's for any sandwich, but it's worth it,
especially if it's arby is still shocking from the price. Yeah,
imagine it's Arby's on the other side that thirty two dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
Right, we love you, Arby's all right?

Speaker 5 (01:38:34):
Eight food text us check in two two nine eight seven.
We'll take a quick break. We'll come back more Woody show,
next Tank.

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
Will be right back show.

Speaker 5 (01:38:49):
It's another new hour here on this throwback Thursday, and
it's time to welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
In you know who you know who know you know who.

Speaker 5 (01:39:00):
He is the pride of Coma.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
He is the senior vice president and managing partner of
Club Turn Up l President himself t O, Tim d J,
Tim Martinage.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
What is that? I missed you guys, babe, you you
more than Jeff.

Speaker 7 (01:39:23):
But I'm happy.

Speaker 5 (01:39:25):
Yeah, well, how to go? Last week was a good
was What was one of the questions we did?

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
We did not.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
Questions?

Speaker 16 (01:39:34):
Okay, yeah, we just played we played uh Shannon, Yeah
the music play?

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
Who did just see a video of it? I'm like,
it's depressing. Oh Wie Dead.

Speaker 5 (01:39:46):
Oh yeah, it looks like little Debbie Dead, like all
the little Debbie.

Speaker 7 (01:39:54):
Yea bless doing that two step on stage.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
Yeah, I'm like, oh god, oh god, oh god.

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
Good god. She's eating all the coffee cake.

Speaker 7 (01:40:09):
Look, man, I.

Speaker 5 (01:40:10):
Mean as a as a fat guy, like I know,
I know, like you know, you don't you don't put
yourself out there in certain ways, you know what I mean,
unless you're ready for someone to make a little Debbie
deb comment.

Speaker 3 (01:40:21):
Yeah, which is fine. You got to be able and
if you do, you got to be able.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
To handle that.

Speaker 5 (01:40:25):
Yeah, because it's true. We're not blind. Yeah, yeah, you
might wish you were on certain things that you might.

Speaker 2 (01:40:37):
But but but she ain't.

Speaker 5 (01:40:38):
How are you all good?

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
I'm great, man. I woke up feeling really punk.

Speaker 5 (01:40:43):
I know, dude, he came in like the kool Aid
night in the studio. He's like, came right through the wall.
I think it's because kids are back to school.

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
Now, hold on, is it because kids are back to school,
which your kids are not even in school, or it's
because your wife, who is a teacher for l A
U s D Is back at school.

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
I mean, see all of the above.

Speaker 2 (01:41:05):
A long time in the morning.

Speaker 7 (01:41:07):
We woke up this.

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
Morning like five o'clock and was out the door by
like six.

Speaker 3 (01:41:12):
Yeah. So she's not doing any of the summer stuff
that some teachers sign up for, Like she takes the
entire summer off.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
She's yeah, no, no, she she takes all summer off.

Speaker 3 (01:41:24):
We're gonna and we're gonna be uh, we're gonna be
getting stories from teachers. We're giving teachers an opportunity to
vent about like F this kid or F this parent,
F this you know, administrator or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:41:34):
Now it could be completely anonymous. It's gonna be on
on tomorrow's show, you know, because teachers love the bitch
event about the kids, about the parents, about the administration.

Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
This is a this is just a fact.

Speaker 16 (01:41:46):
I will say right now. All teachers are, I think,
are really excited to go back to work week.

Speaker 7 (01:41:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:41:52):
Yeah, and I'll give it a couple of weeks and
I think they'd be like, I hate little Johnny.

Speaker 5 (01:41:56):
But yeah, I don't see.

Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
There's always that one kid, like the we all have
that one boss that we worked for who, Man, if
your ish could sustain their life, you wouldn't give it
to them.

Speaker 5 (01:42:05):
Oh yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, but that
one kid is like, man, f that kid. He could
have been He was like your student ten years ago,
and to this day you're like, F that kid?

Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
Why?

Speaker 5 (01:42:15):
Like what made that kid suck so hard? Or you know,
the parent that you had to deal with? What made
them suck so hard? You could leave it on our
after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, if
you got a good.

Speaker 3 (01:42:24):
Story that you want to share with us tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:42:26):
You could do that too.

Speaker 3 (01:42:27):
That's just over on the text to to two night seven.
Say you know, call me or text me and then
uh and then we'll hit you up. Cool.

Speaker 2 (01:42:34):
Yep, we got we got stories in the Martinez household.

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
I'm sure, I am sure you do.

Speaker 8 (01:42:39):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:42:39):
We're gonna go up with the clerb on this throwback Thursday.
But first before we do any of that is the
triumph and return of Too Tim.

Speaker 7 (01:42:47):
Yeah all right, so.

Speaker 5 (01:42:49):
Jeff, she's got the questions. If you've got a question
that you'd like to have in a round of t
O Tim, just send it over on the text over
to two two nine eight seven, or you can send
us an email just emailed over to us mail at the.

Speaker 3 (01:43:01):
Woodieshow dot com. Question number one, Tim, Okay, so sorry, Jeck.

Speaker 7 (01:43:06):
No worries. It's okay. So everybody knows a guy that's
pe whipped, right, you know, when someone's pee whipped, think
about things that pee whip dudes do. Okay, because in
Spanish you call him a mondy loan instead. So if
you're pee whipped and you do whatever for your lady,
you have pe whip activities. What are those activities? What
is the most Mandy loon thing a dude can do.

Speaker 12 (01:43:29):
Got it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
I would like to say your explanation was really well delivered.

Speaker 12 (01:43:36):
It was.

Speaker 7 (01:43:39):
Well done. So so Mandy Loan is a pea whipped dude.

Speaker 3 (01:43:43):
Okay, I got I'm just gonna write something down.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
I have two, but I'm gonna stick with one, but
I would love to explain my second.

Speaker 3 (01:43:50):
Yeah, all right, all right, I've been ready, I've been ready,
got it?

Speaker 10 (01:43:55):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:43:56):
Uh, Gina hold her?

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:44:01):
See that was one of my thoughts for like, if
we're talking about like the super macho side of things,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:44:06):
I would never make even ask my husband to do
that because I think that is so embarrassing.

Speaker 7 (01:44:12):
Monde Loan can be macho on the outside but a
big pussy on the inside. Yeah, because he's afraid of
his woman.

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
Right Yeah, so yeah, all right, Greg Gore Verbatim, hold her.

Speaker 2 (01:44:27):
That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:44:27):
See. This is like when you go to a dinner
and you wanted to order something and now you have
meal envy. Yeah, because that's what I was gonna put.

Speaker 2 (01:44:35):
I put I had.

Speaker 5 (01:44:37):
I had to think of a type of event that
you would get taken to and man, as.

Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
A dude, why are you going to that's also it's
also good yeah, but like I so, I the the
So it's a type this type of event that you
get dragged to if you're pea whipped right, like one
of those like we're gonna go have wine and paint events.

Speaker 7 (01:44:58):
So good. Yes, that's very typical.

Speaker 3 (01:45:02):
You would be a monthy you see it, dude sitting
there like, man, come on, dude, you don't want to
go to you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
What are you doing here?

Speaker 7 (01:45:08):
If you simplified that would he doing crap that you
don't want to do because your wife wants like this
is that's thing?

Speaker 5 (01:45:15):
Like that's a chick event.

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
Man, you're doing getting wasted? What about you?

Speaker 8 (01:45:21):
Men?

Speaker 15 (01:45:21):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:45:22):
I picked mind solely for Latino dudes, and I just
put getting flowers because if my Latino friends got their
lady flowers, like they would get ripped on so hard.
But if my you know, white friends did it, they're like,
oh that's what white dudes do.

Speaker 6 (01:45:36):
What if your friends got flowers for themselves.

Speaker 7 (01:45:39):
We're going there, We're going there.

Speaker 1 (01:45:41):
I know only one person and that's done that, and
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
They're full of jeff lies lies.

Speaker 1 (01:45:52):
I said, do her laundry as laundry chores chores are
big man.

Speaker 7 (01:46:00):
F g ask permission to hang out with his friends
before you kicking with the homies.

Speaker 2 (01:46:11):
That was the second one.

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
That was my second one for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:46:14):
That's good, all right him.

Speaker 16 (01:46:16):
When she says, go buy me tampon, that was my
other choice. It was my wife would just never. She
would just she would never have.

Speaker 6 (01:46:30):
The grocery store and you're buying fifty things for the house,
you wouldn't also grab the tampon.

Speaker 16 (01:46:34):
I think I've bought a box of tampons one time
in my entire life. I think because there's so many
other questions that come.

Speaker 1 (01:46:41):
Yes, there's too many. I was like, I'm just never
gonna do that. Don't ask me. I'll go buy milk
and then we're good.

Speaker 6 (01:46:50):
Well that's what you would be, like, get the mind flavored.

Speaker 17 (01:46:51):
One I have.

Speaker 3 (01:46:53):
But I've had to say, like, you got to send
me a picture what the box looks like, because there's
too many.

Speaker 5 (01:46:58):
There's too many choices.

Speaker 6 (01:46:59):
Here, because if you get no applicator, I'm screwed again.

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
I think that's white guy behavior. Buying tampons.

Speaker 5 (01:47:07):
What's white guy behavior.

Speaker 7 (01:47:08):
Yeah, they would just go do it.

Speaker 5 (01:47:11):
I mean I don't care because it's like it doesn't
you know, clearly not for me.

Speaker 10 (01:47:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:47:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:47:16):
Also also I want to ask for just for discussion
in this room.

Speaker 16 (01:47:20):
Do we feel like when she says we have to
share location, that's big Monday line.

Speaker 6 (01:47:25):
Okay, you're speaking my language. I don't share my location
with anybody, and everybody jumped on me for saying that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:32):
Okay, I mean I don't care. Yeah, you want it,
I'll give it to you right now.

Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
Well, she you love at that one part you said,
but you want everybody else's location.

Speaker 6 (01:47:41):
No, I'll accept it if they want to give it
to me, but I don't want to give mine out,
Like do you have Andy's No, because again he has
an android. We've never figured out how to Okay, you
have like a life three se I've never bothered what.
I don't need to know where he is.

Speaker 3 (01:47:54):
I find it.

Speaker 5 (01:47:54):
Helpful, like with you know, uh, there's all these things
going on. She's got work stuff. Also, there are kids activities.
His kid's over here.

Speaker 3 (01:48:01):
I go, how much longer?

Speaker 5 (01:48:02):
Is she on her way home?

Speaker 17 (01:48:03):
Yet?

Speaker 3 (01:48:03):
I go, you just ask her, it's easier, I go, Yep,
she's on our way home. Easy enough that's that's how
I use it personally.

Speaker 6 (01:48:09):
I don't want him to feel like I'm like spying
on him either.

Speaker 3 (01:48:12):
Who cares a man, man, I don't think he cares. Yeah,
unless he's got something to hide, then he would care.
The fact that you don't want to share yours that
would make me think that maybe you are hiding. Maybe
I am.

Speaker 6 (01:48:22):
I'm either here at home, I'm so mysterious.

Speaker 3 (01:48:25):
Then that's what That's what somebody who has something that
I would say, and they would say it just like that.

Speaker 1 (01:48:32):
Yeah, okay, that's so true that double life.

Speaker 16 (01:48:38):
I will say share, I share my location. But it's
also the life three sixty thing. I got kids who
are twenty and twenty four, and I'm like, I want
to know.

Speaker 7 (01:48:46):
Where they're are.

Speaker 6 (01:48:47):
So Life three sixty everyone gets on that. You know
where everybody is.

Speaker 3 (01:48:49):
Yeah, you can't put your dog on there. Oh now
we're talking in case the dog gets.

Speaker 6 (01:48:53):
Out, She's always with me. Don't worry my baby, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:48:56):
Too, tim Question number two, all right, fill in the blank. Everybody,
Latina mom always blinks. A Latina mom always blinks. This
could be anything that's very vague.

Speaker 5 (01:49:12):
I got my answer down.

Speaker 2 (01:49:13):
You have nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:49:16):
I will come back to Gregor right now. All right,
we'll start with menace, menace. What you got for this
one is.

Speaker 7 (01:49:22):
Right good, that's really good.

Speaker 1 (01:49:28):
Ever, mom always never never a question and that yeah,
like even the dad one question. Yeah, mom is always right.
I would say the moms are usually the king of
the castle for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:49:41):
Yeah, all right, I wrote, defends her son.

Speaker 2 (01:49:44):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (01:49:46):
Like she she can like turn him inside out and
kick the crap out of him. But somebody else better
not say anything about her son because obviously, like man,
that is like you are you are playing with fire. Yeah,
it's all it defends her son. Gina grad I said.

Speaker 6 (01:50:03):
Always has food ready ready for somebody to come over.

Speaker 5 (01:50:07):
Was unexpected eat shares that with the Jewish mom.

Speaker 3 (01:50:10):
Absolutely yep, yep, that's true. Greg Gory, did you come
up something?

Speaker 2 (01:50:14):
Yeah, I ended.

Speaker 7 (01:50:14):
I just ended up with ghost to church, goes to
church pretty factual as well. All right, prayed the rosary today.

Speaker 14 (01:50:22):
Okay, I don't know why this is what came to mind,
but I said threatens threatens threatening.

Speaker 5 (01:50:31):
Threatening, Yeah, kind of like kind of like a rattlesnake.
You hear the before you get it.

Speaker 16 (01:50:35):
That means on the way being thrown When I was
thrown up, I only had my mouth washed washed out once.

Speaker 2 (01:50:42):
Yeah, so I liquid or bar bar you want to go?

Speaker 5 (01:50:47):
Yeah, you better switch with this liquid?

Speaker 3 (01:50:49):
Son?

Speaker 7 (01:50:50):
And would you put there? Jeff g Latino. Mom always
spoils her sons. Always spoils her son, not the daughters.

Speaker 2 (01:50:58):
Yeah no, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:51:01):
Mom always makes you clean your room before you go out.
You are not going out room?

Speaker 2 (01:51:08):
Yep, that does sound like Jeff.

Speaker 5 (01:51:10):
Jeff, Jeff's a hardcore dad.

Speaker 3 (01:51:11):
Man, are you a Latino mom?

Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
I mean I think it.

Speaker 16 (01:51:17):
I mean we use that for everything, right, Like, oh,
you can't have your friends over unless you're your room's clean.
You can't go out unless your rooms clean. You can't
do there's a chore that comes with being able to
do something. Yeah, away, you want to go out, you
want to do something. Everything else better be perfect.

Speaker 5 (01:51:31):
So now that now that school's back in, tell tell
Tim what happens every night before you go to bed.

Speaker 7 (01:51:36):
I bring in a mail crate that I allegedly stole
from work, and I make my son put in his Xbox,
his phone, his son seventeen, and his laptop and a
school I pad.

Speaker 5 (01:51:50):
Every night, it's like every night it's like checking in
the prison. Make you give up all your crap. He
takes it with him and so like, yeah, that's it,
bro let him live.

Speaker 7 (01:51:58):
You want to know why I do that? And there's
what did I tell you what?

Speaker 3 (01:52:01):
This morning? Seventeen and your son is still on like
a downtime on the phone too, right, I have.

Speaker 7 (01:52:05):
To approve his social media. Well, he gets a certain
amount of time per day, but then if he wants over,
he has to check in. Yeah, oh that's crazy. But
here's the thing too. I woke up the other night.
I woke up the other night. May I get up
at two forty five in the morning for the show?

Speaker 8 (01:52:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:52:19):
His TV is blasting loud at two forty five in
the morning. He's dead, asked asleep. So if I let
him do that during school, you know during the week,
during school, he's gonna be up every night.

Speaker 6 (01:52:28):
I told you you take that remote.

Speaker 7 (01:52:30):
Yes, hey, now this school's back, I do get the
little bleep thing ready.

Speaker 1 (01:52:35):
I'm gonna speak for your son.

Speaker 7 (01:52:38):
You Hey, hey, a son. I want to reply to that.
You pay bills. I'm gonna start paying bills. Then we
can have a discussion.

Speaker 5 (01:52:48):
Act I eat it, sure, sure, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:52:55):
Yeah, oh man, he's got.

Speaker 7 (01:52:57):
To learn priorities. Bro, that you walk around with the
phone in the face, you know what it is, and
let me and I'll forget every chore.

Speaker 1 (01:53:02):
Let me ask you a question.

Speaker 3 (01:53:03):
Your parents hell a strict.

Speaker 2 (01:53:06):
Yes and no?

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
Yeah, I mean, but they're not gonna lock up my PlayStation.

Speaker 2 (01:53:10):
But does he get good grades? Let's start there.

Speaker 7 (01:53:12):
He gets average grades.

Speaker 1 (01:53:13):
That's fine, boom done, that's all you.

Speaker 7 (01:53:18):
Average is good, that's passing. No, it's not. He's smarter
than that. He's just lazy.

Speaker 5 (01:53:23):
I'm damn Yeah. Well, his son went to a party
and Jeff had told him, hey, take the trash cans
out before you go. And Jeff got home and he
hadn't done it, so he called his son. The son
had to leave the party, come home, take the trash
cans out. They didn't go back to the party.

Speaker 1 (01:53:37):
I don't disagree with that.

Speaker 3 (01:53:38):
I love I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:53:40):
I thought that was great. By the way, when I
say this stuff, a like good for you, man, thank
you man, thank you, good, good for you.

Speaker 3 (01:53:45):
Priorities need some structure, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:53:48):
Yeah, yeah, soft or gentle parenting or whatever the hell
they call it.

Speaker 5 (01:53:53):
There's a Tim everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:53:56):
If you got a question for a future round of
t Tim, you can hit us up on the text
over to two to nine.

Speaker 5 (01:54:01):
Eighty seven, sent it on the email email at the
woodieshow dot com. We'll take the break, we'll come back. Greg,
go update us on the traffic, and then, uh, we're
gonna go up in the club on this throwback Thursday.
You gotta put your DJ Tim Martinez right now. You
gotta take the giant sombrero off. We've got DJ Tim
Martinez here and we're about to go up in the

(01:54:23):
club here on this throw back Thursday. What were you
guys talking about? What was the You said it was
like pretty much a unique to LA Like, Uh, there
were because we were talking about the new wave stuff yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:54:33):
High energy, high energy, high energy LA disc.

Speaker 7 (01:54:37):
Yeah. And there's a lot of groups that were very
local but massive for here, like Taps and Desire and
a few of those others that were just really big
in the club scene here. This is kind of like
maybe before the House era. You know, it was right
before the House.

Speaker 1 (01:54:52):
It's like in the freestyle Willhouse kind of but.

Speaker 5 (01:54:57):
Not so much like a a like that, right same
drums this year, So yeah, because that was Tim's big
Tim is like all about the freestyle.

Speaker 2 (01:55:05):
Oh for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:55:05):
Yeah, that's that's your that's your number one, right, I
mean I am phone a friend, anything for anything, freestyle
for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:55:12):
Well, back in the day, DJ Tim Martinez was spinning man.
He was doing these parties, doing these clubs and stuff
like that, and so we put him in charge to
go up in the club for us, pick that song
for us each and every week here on this throwback Thursday.

Speaker 5 (01:55:23):
And what are you going with this week?

Speaker 3 (01:55:24):
Tim?

Speaker 2 (01:55:24):
All right?

Speaker 16 (01:55:25):
We were doing and I was talking about this with
Jeff maybe this is eighty like I know for sure
it's eighty eight, but like la Miami type.

Speaker 5 (01:55:35):
And they were convinced that I was lying when I
said that I that I'm not familiar at all. I
have zero percent familiarity with this song. And I think
it cost a little respect from Tim to me.

Speaker 3 (01:55:47):
I think, so no, yeah, no, nothing but love, okay,
love all right, So we feel bad, but I'm giving
you the truth.

Speaker 5 (01:55:53):
I've never heard this, and I think.

Speaker 16 (01:55:55):
I'm gonna get a lot of text going what the
hell is this? And I'm ok, I'm okay with that.
But I'm also going to get people go, oh crap,
that's what we want. We want Wow, this is a banger.

Speaker 1 (01:56:05):
So what we're doing, Sally that girl, Gucci Crew go.

Speaker 3 (01:56:09):
Up in the Clark the Woody Showy Thursday here on
the joke that was today years old we heard that
song for the first time, a woody song.

Speaker 5 (01:56:21):
Oh, I'm not saying I hate it.

Speaker 3 (01:56:24):
I hated it.

Speaker 1 (01:56:24):
They would be shocked that you would not know it.
It's like such in the wheelhouse of I know, the
rap that you listen to.

Speaker 3 (01:56:31):
Yeah, but I mean if it wasn't like, uh, you know,
if it was like a big radio song in that era.

Speaker 1 (01:56:36):
I feel like it was.

Speaker 8 (01:56:38):
It was.

Speaker 7 (01:56:39):
I say for us it was.

Speaker 3 (01:56:40):
It couldn't here, I don't think like in New Jersey
it was agreed, certainly not Pittsburgh. Yeah, the two places
I spent my childhood.

Speaker 7 (01:56:52):
What do you do you remember what year?

Speaker 2 (01:56:53):
What year was that?

Speaker 1 (01:56:54):
Eighty eight?

Speaker 2 (01:56:55):
Eighty eight? Yeah, eighty eight Jersey?

Speaker 7 (01:56:56):
No, no, no, do you remember a supersonic j Faye?
It kind of was around that same time. You know,
I've got the same and like the Cabbage Patch or
like that were all they were all kind of like
in that era.

Speaker 5 (01:57:08):
Yeah, so uh so there you go, everybody.

Speaker 7 (01:57:11):
I hope you liked it.

Speaker 3 (01:57:12):
I did, like, what's it's Sally? What's Sally?

Speaker 2 (01:57:15):
That girl?

Speaker 5 (01:57:17):
Is it Gucci Crew?

Speaker 3 (01:57:19):
Gucci Crew?

Speaker 7 (01:57:20):
Yes, Sally was a big hole.

Speaker 3 (01:57:21):
Yeah, yeah, it was smacking them hams. All right, d Martinez, everybody,
we'll see you next week. You guys want to do
another round of Greg Guesses Who's fridge? All right, so
he guessed correctly on Genas. Now he took a guess

(01:57:43):
on a bunch.

Speaker 5 (01:57:45):
Of different packaged foods, and yeah, a bunch of different
people who work on the show just a picture of
their fridge could have guessed who it belonged to. Yeah,
so how about another one?

Speaker 3 (01:57:56):
Now, all the spoilers, all right, we're leaving that except
for this one clip, but all the rest of them,
we are gonna leave those out that You just got
to go to our instagram at the Woody Show and
you could check it out there. Here's a here's another one.

Speaker 2 (01:58:08):
Oh, I think I might have seen some Trader Joe's
packaged food which reeks of Sammy. I was hoping I
would see like some something oatmeal related, relatively clean.

Speaker 11 (01:58:20):
Oh, okay, okay, yes, Yeah, how that one started was like, oh,
I think I might have seen Oh I think I'm.

Speaker 10 (01:58:39):
It was.

Speaker 8 (01:58:41):
You.

Speaker 2 (01:58:43):
I think, oh, I think I might have seen some
Trader Joe's packaged all right, So yeah, but then he
goes back, let's give that another one clean. Oh okay,
that's Sammy. I see the old timey. I think it's
called corning where she loves that stuff. It's displeasing to

(01:59:04):
the eye. This is Sammy, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:59:07):
And this refrigerator did belong to Sammy?

Speaker 14 (01:59:11):
Yeah, says a corner where or pirateate that is Pyris
that particular one they did combine?

Speaker 12 (01:59:17):
Later?

Speaker 14 (01:59:18):
You didn't like my pink Daisy Castle dish?

Speaker 12 (01:59:21):
That's adorable.

Speaker 2 (01:59:23):
No, I'm not a fan of pink.

Speaker 6 (01:59:24):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:59:25):
I mean I didn't think it was displeasing to the eye.

Speaker 2 (01:59:27):
Okay, I was just feeling what it's feeling in the moment.

Speaker 5 (01:59:32):
Yeah, it's like James, Well, yeah, we got the we
got the video. Yeah, you can see it. It's on
our Instagram. At the Woody Show eight seven, seven forty four,
Woodie sent us a text over to two to nine
eighty seven.

Speaker 3 (01:59:44):
A new report shows that people are spending a ton
of money on TikTok shop.

Speaker 2 (01:59:48):
I mean, do you ever use it? I'm I don't
have TikTok.

Speaker 1 (01:59:52):
Never almost daily. Yeah, yeah, I love TikTok shop. It's
basically Amazon but on TikTok Yeah, but what about this stuff?
Is it all drop ship from China and stuff? It's
it again, It's just like Amazon. There's major brands on there.
They have their own shops. They they found it to
be like really beneficial for them to be on there.

Speaker 3 (02:00:11):
So globally over fifty billion dollars, which is up ninety
two percent from the same time last year, and they
did it all within the first six months of the year.
So if that pace keeps up, people are spending close
to one hundred and twenty four billion dollars thank god,
on TikTok TikTok shop by the end of the year.
I like, what do you buy?

Speaker 8 (02:00:31):
Though?

Speaker 7 (02:00:33):
My son used to sell stuff on there really so
yeah he would you say it's worth it though it
is one percent Again, it's just like Amazon. He sold
everything from like uh no spray stuff to like health
products to like cologne.

Speaker 5 (02:00:47):
He sold stuff yeah, like keep getting it.

Speaker 7 (02:00:49):
Yeah. He would write them and say, hey, I want
to sell your product, I'll make a video and blah
blah blah. And so they'd send him like five of
the items. He would post a video using him.

Speaker 5 (02:00:58):
You can't just sell stuff like Facebook market.

Speaker 6 (02:01:00):
So it's not like this is some crap in my closet.

Speaker 7 (02:01:02):
Yeah no, no, no it's not. It's not like that
or deep hop or whatever. This is more like products
and they mine for people to sell it. And my
son would make you know, he wouldn't make a lot
of money, but he would.

Speaker 1 (02:01:11):
You know, on Amazon does the same thing where you
just you do a referral to like a different Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:01:17):
He has his own code or whatever.

Speaker 5 (02:01:19):
Yeah, you know, I bought stuff off of Instagram. Although
the one thing about buying stuff off of Instagram, everything
off of Instagram is drop ship trumps for arrive. It's
not that it never arrived. It feels like it takes
so long for it to arrive you forgot.

Speaker 2 (02:01:37):
You even ordered it.

Speaker 7 (02:01:38):
TikTok shop you get it pretty quick.

Speaker 3 (02:01:40):
Yeah, yeah, there's a couple of things I ordered that
that that that face that that's luxurious, But it did
take forever.

Speaker 6 (02:01:53):
To Are you still using you? Do you forget about it?

Speaker 3 (02:01:56):
No, it's it's a it's still being used, not every day,
but it is not so you're thinking, like, you know,
I need I need like a little touch of luxury.

Speaker 8 (02:02:02):
You know.

Speaker 5 (02:02:04):
It spits out basically, it just puts hot water into
like a paper towel, like a better denser paper towel
kind of thing, and they're disposal.

Speaker 3 (02:02:12):
But just throw it away right, right, that's how you
like it, Yeah, right, like.

Speaker 2 (02:02:16):
A hot one right on my face and then just
toss it out.

Speaker 8 (02:02:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:02:20):
That's the one thing about some of the stuff on
the Instagram is I even ordered a pair of shorts.
I'm like, oh, those look comfortable, and I ordered them
and I'm still waiting. It's been like five weeks the winter.

Speaker 7 (02:02:31):
Yeah, they still have figured it out.

Speaker 1 (02:02:33):
They've tried a couple of times to like make their
online stores work, and I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:02:37):
Yeah, not good.

Speaker 5 (02:02:39):
Yeah, TikTok shop, TikTok shop super easy. Take it for
a minutes.

Speaker 1 (02:02:43):
That's what he'd be saying, be saying.

Speaker 5 (02:02:44):
I've been saying that eight seven seven forty four wooding
text us over to two two nine eighty seven more
what he shows next.

Speaker 3 (02:02:50):
Hand, Buila wouldn't approve what you show.

Speaker 5 (02:02:55):
It's gonna do it for this pre Friday, this Thursday morning.
That the full show podcast waiting for you. Just go
to the woodieshow dot com or get it where you
get your favorite.

Speaker 3 (02:03:06):
Podcast back tomorrow so we can cross off day number
five of five.

Speaker 5 (02:03:11):
Tomorrow is Friday coming up for you tomorrow here on
the Woodi Show. We got your fail Stories, got the
du Iq. Anything that we can do to get through
that morning into that weekend as quickly as possible is
happening tomorrow Friday here on the Woodi Show. Anything you
got for us between now and then, you can leave
it on the after hours voicemail that numbers eight seven,

(02:03:31):
seven forty four Wooding Finest, follow us on social media.

Speaker 3 (02:03:35):
Look force there at the Woody Show. Yeah all right,
Greg Gorey parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 2 (02:03:40):
Yeah, some mistakes are just too much fun to make
only once.

Speaker 3 (02:03:45):
Yeah, you'll tell yourself you're not going to do that again,
But all you can think about is when do I
get to do that again? It's a struggle, iright, all right,
all right, it's so fun being bad, it is.

Speaker 5 (02:03:57):
It's fun doing hoods and Greg chips, love boys and dudes,
love hot chicks.

Speaker 2 (02:04:03):
Hell right, it's.

Speaker 5 (02:04:04):
Works out, works out all right. Thank you very much,
Greg Gory do it. Thank you so much for giving
the show some of your valuable time this morning. You
know we'd love it to appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. We will catch
back here on Friday. Have a great day.

Speaker 2 (02:04:18):
S M D double M.

Speaker 3 (02:04:19):
I quit this bitch.

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