FUUL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 23rd 2026 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it flies.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is The Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session, a good more than everybody.
Today is Monday.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
It's February the twenty third, twenty twenty six is.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
A brand new week It is a brand new edition of.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, I'm modding.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
That's Greg Gory.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
We got Menace, Gina Grant Sea Bass is here. There
is Sammy Morgan's here. She's our associate producer Von our
video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. We got bored, We
got Benji. Phones are open eight seven. You can hit
us up with the text over to two to nine
eighty seven. Check in with us. I hope you had
a great weekend. We'll get into some of the weekend
cheers and jeers. I know last week people were a

(01:21):
couple of people texted in they were upset. Yeah, right,
because because after the long holiday weekend last weekend, you know,
the weekend was present day weekend, we skipped the cheers
and jeers on a Tuesday. Yeah, so that's the of
all the stuff, that's your favorite segment. All right, Well,
look I hope your up. Your weekend was good. The
Olympics are over.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, I watched all of it, and I'm so sad
it's over. You did, I watched zero. I was gonna no,
I take that back. I was at a hotel restaurant
and I watched women's hockey and that's when I realized
women's hockey exists. Never knew times I never huh.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, but it's like all about rooting for America. I
thought you would be down for that. Great. I'm just
not into the Olympics, you know. It's uh, it's weird.
I feel like the Olympics are always around. It used
to be every four years, yeah, because it.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Used to be every never.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well years ago, it used to be every four years
you had the summer and the Winter Olympics. And then
they started splitting it up. Or it's like, you know,
this year was the summer, and then two years later
it was the winter. Two years later, so that's every
two years as opposed every four years. Yeah, and uh
now it just feels like the minute we stopped talking
about this, now we're talking about the Summer Olympics in
Los Angeles as we are, right, and then you know,

(02:36):
it's just no.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Hell no, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, I just don't care. Now, I did see something.
Living in the Olympic village comes with very strict rules.
So when you stay in the Olympic village, no leaving
the village without permission. Really, no no parties. Athletes must
leave two days after their event. You can't just hang
in chill and no alcohol whatsoever. Banned band from the

(03:02):
Olympic villa.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
It makes sense you're there to win, yeah, but also
you have two days after two parties.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, I remember, well there's no party. I mean, we
had Sean White on the show years ago. We got
to see his hold his metal, which is pretty cool.
And I remember when he was going to the Olympics,
like he shipped in his own mattresses and stuff.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
Because they suck there. They get like hardboard boxes.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Really, because I did see there was a.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I don't know what. I think she was a snowboarder,
but she was saying that the beds the card are
the beds cardboard. I guess the ones here in Italy
they were not the cardboard. They weren't using those. But
she's but yeah, she had said, no, they're not cardboard,
as you could see she was actually they're actually pretty comfortable.
Probably I'm not sure who it was. Yeah, hey get

(03:52):
ready guys, this summer Olympics will be here before Yeah,
we were talking about last week and we had the
video on our Instagram. You know, Menace was talking about
how he hates when you go to a restaurant. It
kind of like a restaurant pet peeve thing when you
go to a restaurant and you know, everybody at the
table didn't go online before they got there, order before

(04:15):
they even sit down, because Menace, at what were you saying?
You went somewhere with medic and he like you were
like halfway through your meal. He's already standing up. This
is visually necessary.

Speaker 7 (04:22):
The topic was I said that I'm not a big
fan of everybody's in a group setting and we're ready
to order, and then there's one person that says I
need another minute, Like does it really take you more
than forty seconds to look at a menum? Like okay,
that's the one that I want a baby child and
I need I can't figure.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Out what I want a baby child. Yeah, it takes
you minutes to sign The baby child would be easy
because there'll be four things on the menu, chicken nuggets, kizza.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Menace is one thousand percent correct on this than if
that person is just sticking around, you make them go last,
but you definitely make them go.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, but you're you're also the same. You know, Sea
Bass doesn't enjoy the salt. Well, the only thing he
enjoys the social aspect of anything. Yeah, I do too.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
How dare you have talked about it millions millions of times,
like a lot of places. Regardless, here's my move, but
my move for this, for this problem, Menace is I
was just out with some people and this happened. Whether
all we're all talking and nobody's paying attention. Never send
the waiter away. Yeah, have to be a leader like
a Mensa or Sea Bass who takes control of Oh
and I don't care if you don't know either, you
make something it up because that.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Gets the ball rolling. And yeah, we'll decide, because it's
just true freaking food. For God's sake, I'm ready to
take my order.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
And then that kind of just like gets the dummies
the scramble exactly.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yes, finally make a decision. You know, somebody had food.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Ever, it's somebody made a point on the text that
I kind of see their point menace as for somebody
who hates to eat alone and won't eat alone in
a restaurant, Yeah, when you are with people, shouldn't you
be stoked that you're with people and not alone?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
No, I am happy, you think.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
Instead, it's like getting I'm prepared my whole day to
go to this nice restaurant and to eat, And I
would like, why am I prologue?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Let's rush it?

Speaker 7 (06:09):
Why am I prolonging the eating part? The social part
can happen while the eating is happening.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
Or after h but as soon as you're done eating,
you leave, So you know, anyway, I brought this up because.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
But I'm just saying like that, like I'm willing to
sit around. Okay, I brought up because it around a
stupid but I'll still do it. The phone was totally listening,
and so I got this thing pitched to me. It
was on Instagram and there's this, you know, uh, like
a normal the numbers thing about the restaurant, the pet peeves.
What restaurant patrons hate the most are the waiters when
they disappear.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
Which we talked about him.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
We mentioned this when we talked about it. At first.
I do agree with you on the building.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
When it's done, it's done.

Speaker 8 (06:47):
That that party, I think everybody agrees on, like you,
you're ready.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
All the plates have been sitting there. They're empty.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Everybody ate everything, drinks are empty, and like the waiter
waitresses nowhere to be found. That the number one if
you just talked to people overall, that's their number one restaurant,
pet pete, and I need.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
You to sit the bill there and me like you know,
take out my monocle and look over every little and
then you go off for another half hour, and then
I give you my card and then you go off again,
like no, dude, here's my card, let's pay for it.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
The second thing on the list is snooty help, which
I don't like. I don't like any place though, and
there's a lot of it these days, where it's almost
like why am I the one saying thank you? Yeah,
thank you, have a good one, and then they look
at you very common like why am I I'm the customer?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Or when they're rude the whole time, but then when
they give you the bill they handwrite thanks you were
a bit.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
The whole time.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
This is all theater. I am happy to get up
and like go find somebody, like, I'm not just gonna like.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
By the way, the next thing it's on this is
cold food. So let's say they This just happened to
me recently. I was at a place. I ordered a
couple of whatever the soup of the day was. They
he dropped it off and just walked away, not saying, hey,
get anybodynything. No, no spoon, there's no spoon on the
table at all. And I go, hey, man, hey, hey,
I like, I like, no, you're not running away now,

(08:14):
like get of a spoon? Oh yeah, sorry, Like, but
they would have left and the food would have gotten cold.

Speaker 7 (08:19):
Another night of mine is I could see the food
that is mine sitting there and the waiters are just
you know.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Chopping it up and is walking around. Yeah, and then
and then the other thing on the list. So yeah,
waiters who disappear, snoodie help cold food, and the menace
people who use their cell phones while they're eating.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Oh damn.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
So there there you go.

Speaker 9 (08:43):
You're forwarder against it.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm being sarcastic. Ye, he's always all about it.

Speaker 10 (08:47):
Well, if you're don't want to waste time there and
then you should put your phone down.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
I don't even like, I don't.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
I hate.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
I'm one of those we hate the QR code menus,
and it's honestly for me, it's because it looks rude.
It looks like I like, I'm problem is I'm looking
at you like it's just rude.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
If you're going to have and there's no reason to
have those anymore.

Speaker 8 (09:06):
You know, adah, But if you're gonna have a QR
code menu, have a mobile friendly.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Version because everyone usually it's a desktop version that comes
up and you have to zoom in turn the phone
like horizontal so you can even read it because the
text is like do you know what's dope?

Speaker 7 (09:25):
Though it's so small it's blurry. Yeah, they're there are
a national chain. They might not be everywhere, but that
one place, Sushiet that we like. They have the the
QR code and you can scan the menu.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
You can order everything. There's a there's a place by
my house, a dumpling place. It's called that place one
by dumpling, same thing, like that's how you order everything.

Speaker 11 (09:47):
Yeah, I like.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
And then the other thing I like at the table
is if you're looking for uh, like a waiter or
somebody there's like a call button. Yeah yeah, so it
doesn't make a sound, but it gives them a It
gives them a notification behind the count, and then they
come out and they go, hey, what do you need?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
That is awesome?

Speaker 6 (10:03):
And make sure at Kura there's still not rude because
when you pay, a little cartoon person comes up and
like bows, thank you.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yes, I'll give you a little choyeems to be efficient, right,
so you've been thank you eighty four Woodie send us
a text over to two two nine eight seven. We
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Speaker 3 (10:21):
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Speaker 2 (10:25):
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Speaker 2 (11:25):
Do you guys ever have your your card get declined
all the time, like an embarrassing debit card? Yeah, like
a like good credit card. Sorry, so this this card
is not going through it, I mean not for years.
But yeah, man, I had not. I had a problem
with that for a minute there with U. I got

(11:45):
a Wells Fargo visa card like I travel, Yeah right,
I'm different places. And if you looked at the history
of how I use the card, it's you know, it's
it's not out of the ordinary. Yeah, but they kept
like flagging it and I have to have to call
them and go like all right, yeah, we're good, Okay,

(12:06):
do you recognize this charge? Do you recognize the place?
I mean, yeah, they think that can't be nice. It'd
be one thing like Greg never leaves, you know, but
like I'm always I feel like I'm always on the go.
I don't know. It happens to me a lot with hotels.

Speaker 12 (12:21):
Yeah, so you're like flagged for fraud.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, and so they shut the card down and so
you can't you can't use it until they turn it
back on. But in the meantime, it's like you're trying
to pay for something online or you're at a store
and you're trying to use it, and so it's so
it's just embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
That's okay, that's an accidental or inadvirtuin flagging. Have you
ever been flagged for just not having money or yes?

Speaker 6 (12:42):
Yeah, my god, dude, no.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Because I wasn't using I didn't get a credit card
until pretty late, you know. Yeah, I don't even remember what. Yeah,
and so I would use cash. I think I did
tell you, Like it's not that I had a bunch
of money, but like when I was, you know, short
on cash. I did that one thing that one time
with the check because when you said deposit stuff into ATM,
you would have to use the envelope and put cash

(13:11):
or to check in the envelope. I would just put
an empty envelope and say there was like, you know,
fifty bucks in there, so I can withdraw the twenty
or whatever I needed to be able to buy my
bus pass, you know, knowing that I was getting paid
the next day, and I would then take the paycheck.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
Oh yeah, sorry, you're literally scamming yourself. Yeah well yeah,
like paying yourself forward, like how.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
People would like, you know, date a check. Yea, yeah,
I'm reading a check. Don't cash this until Monday.

Speaker 7 (13:38):
Also, like your debit card, you're off on you know
the amount, there's like some random charges coming through and
you thought you had that twenty bucks in your account,
but I did.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
That's the thing like when the debit cards first started
being a thing, I didn't really use them for I
would go get cash, you know, I would pay. I
would still pay with cash because I didn't trust a
debit card because I'm like, this is access to your
bank account.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
I like directly you had an impact on me because
I use my debit card for everything.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
But now I know, no, it's a much easier because
like whenever if there's a despair or dispute, yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, you got your money.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yeah, that money's out of your account until they figured
it out and then put it back in with a
credit card like you were out nothing.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
Yeah, you're like, I'm just not paying you that for this.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Sorry. Yeah, let them figure it out. Yeah, exactly. Anyway,
Snoop Dogg's credit card was declined during a dinner party
at this restaurant you know, is over in Italy for
the Olympics, so he repaid the owners with free tickets
to the twenty twenty six Winter Olympics snowboarding finals.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
By the way, dude, Snoop was all over the Olympics.
I mean he was everywhere, like you would see him,
like the ski stuff for Oh, they're Snoop watching the
figure skaters and with him Olympic can't I asked? Is
he is he as entertaining as we're all pretending, or
as beloved?

Speaker 6 (14:50):
Yeah, everybody gets excited, doesn't.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
It doesn't bother me that that. Look, here's the thing.
That guy will go to the opening of an envelop Yeah,
he will endorse anything. I don't think there's anything they
pitched him on that he said to yet. But I
mean he is making great money. They were saying for
the Olympics stuff. He was getting about five hundred thousand
dollars a day, not including expenses, and the Olympics were
eighteen days, so nine million dollars. I don't should go

(15:15):
hang out and be yourself. You don't have to be
like all professional. You just have to be Snoop be there,
I questioned the ROI that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (15:22):
I'm wondering, like, how has he not become the first billionaire?
I don't know when it comes to wrap, I mean, because.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
He eats out too much.

Speaker 7 (15:30):
Yeah, well, doctor Dre was supposed to be the first billionaire,
but he did that thing that he messed up with
Apple and they got mad at him, so they made
sure he wasn't a billionaire when they paid him for beads. Yeah,
but was Snoop but still says that he's worth one
hundred and sixty million dollars.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh, I would say way more than that. Yeah, just
with all the endorsements I know, I think for I
don't know, like two decades now of endorsements. And does
he still own his music or is he one of
those guys that sold like the catalogs that would have
been worth a lot of one of those deals.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
I don't know. By the way, we were talking about
this guy last week, Drew Ski, Yeah, so is he
what is his official is he an influencer?

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Is he comedian? I know he's doing comedy now, but.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Like his primary besides now, he's just a mascot. His
primary fame was from amateur sketch comedy.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, okay, all right, yeah, because I didn't know like
where the world he came from. But you know, he
had that viral moment at the NFL Honors and he
purposely butchered Jackson Smith in Jigba's name. And so here's
the one thing in comedy though, that I never like.
I don't like it when people who do comedy apologize

(16:43):
for their comedy. Oh yeah, Like, so he he's come back,
and now he apologizes for that whole thing.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
When you apologize for a joke, it almost comes across
as it wasn't a.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Joke, right, So he he added that when you're quote
walking the line of comedy, sometimes you do have to
take that chance. It's not all going to be successful.
Nothing you do in anything when you're trying to pursue
greatness is going to be success. Success.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
I mean, but you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, I don't know. Just go, hey, look it was
it was an attempt at being funny. If you didn't
find it funny, I'm sorry sorry for that, but not
just like you know, I'm really I'm really sorry that
I did it.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
I like to mess around, and you know, sometimes you
can go too far. I even I even hit him
up and I and.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
I, okay, I don't think I reached out.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
I reached out and you know, congratulations to him the
team on the super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
That was an amazing thing.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
And yeah, I didn't get no response back, but.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, it happened. I'm not familiar with, by the way,
his stuff at all, so I can't. I can't he
intentionally fumbled a hard to pronounce name. Oh no, yeah, right, slight.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
I like, what.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
What do you love most about Sky Morgan?

Speaker 13 (18:01):
Me?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (18:02):
I just think his clips online are funny and he
seems like he'd be fun to hang out with in person.

Speaker 9 (18:07):
Yeah, but I definitely don't watch all this stuff.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
So just from a couple of things that you've described,
like that definitely seems like the kind of stuff that
Morgan's into.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
She like saw that.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, like he.

Speaker 9 (18:14):
Seems witty in the moment, you know, like he can.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah, because Seamaster disagrees as we I do.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
Nothing of himuntil he started popping up everywhere that I said, Okay,
here's this guy, and I was like, oh, that's unimpressive.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, here's the thing. I'll give him this. You know,
as little as I pay to celebrities, I recognize him now.

Speaker 14 (18:31):
Yeah, I do love the series that could have been
Love or could have been Records, could have been Records
is my favorite.

Speaker 9 (18:41):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 7 (18:42):
I know about the has the record label and then
he does it's basically like American Idol style.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, but it's just like, uh, just stop apologizing. Stop apologizing.
If it's meant for comedy, don't apologize. If you said
something that you know you're just having a conversation about
something and going back and forth in the debate, or
you got heated in the moment with somebody that you're
arguing with, like having a legit disagreement in argument with
and you said something you regret. Fine, but under the

(19:10):
umbrella of comedy, it's so lame. Okay, you apologized for that.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
Here's a question for you. Then on a more of
a macro level, what about a comedian who used to
be like a crazy like shock roast master, like screw everybody,
and now isn't that person at all? He left that character.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Howard Stern's done that, have done that.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
I'm thinking of three off the top of my head,
and they all apologize for well, I'm thinking of like
Amy Schumer's apologized some of Sarah Silverman.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Nelly's no longer.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
She was the queen of mean.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
Exactly, and I don't know if she's apologized for that.
But I you know, comedians are like, well, why.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Don't you that?

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Okay, there's a difference.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
It's fine to evolve, yeah, but if you're going to
apologize for all the things that you made your bones
and you became, like stop it, yeah, Like yeah, I
think it's fun. That's that comes off as pandering to me.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Oh for sure. I don't like all right.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Eight seven, seven forty four wooding Uh text over to
two to nine eighty seven. This is supposed to be
where we do entertainment, but we're gonna come back and
do that next. So some entertainment stuff. The trailer for
Toy Story five is out. Did you guys watch it.
I like all those toy story movies.

Speaker 6 (20:23):
Yeah, it has a funny little element.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
About it, though they ran a short version of it
during the Olympics. In this one, the toys have a
problem when the new leap pad gets delivered, so it's like,
you know, the kids and screams, yeah, here's a little money.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
There's a package for you, honey.

Speaker 11 (20:41):
There I.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Left extinction, not again.

Speaker 11 (20:46):
I want to talk to you device.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
Me and the toys have been working all summer and
try and get buddy to make friends.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
You're not even listening to me.

Speaker 9 (20:53):
I'm always listening.

Speaker 15 (20:57):
Here as fast as they could spend too long, row Boy,
our mission on this planet to make a child happy.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
We're gonna need Becca, but you'll stay here.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
I'm going with them. You don't think I can do it.
It's good to see them fighting again, dude.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
I like all that the well, not all the pisar stuff,
but a lot of picks are stuff I really like.

Speaker 6 (21:22):
Well, and it's time for them to address screens. And
also there's a funny little part in one of the
clips where what he's balding.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Trailer So you can relate, you can relate to what.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
It's funny because people have pointed out that because so
at least as far as we know, the villain is
screen time and how ironic will be six months from
that after it's released, when all the kid.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Hey, take a lesson, here's a screen are bad? Well,
the movie is gonna be in theaters on June nineteenth,
on the polar opposite of kids and stuff. You know
what I'm really psyched about Peaky Blinders Immortal Man. So
there's another new trailer Cillian Murphy and Barry Keegan. Yeah,
he's in that. So of course it's going to be
out select theaters they say March sixth, which it's also

(22:10):
gonna be on Netflix. This is something I think I
might actually go to the theater for. Yeah, I know
I did when they when they re released. If we're
using to the future, I'm saying, if we're using recent
recent events, I did say I was going to go
for the back to the Future thing, and I did, Yes,
and I did. And this I'm mega pumps for Peaky

(22:30):
Blinders and more. What a great show. If you haven't
watched Peggy Blinders, amazing.

Speaker 6 (22:33):
I'm guessing the mom isn't in it because she died, right,
I thank you. If she was still alive, who knows.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
There's also a new trailer out for season three of
the House of the Dragon. We know that Jason Alexander,
you know George Costanz in the Seinfeld series, but he's
been doing all these interviews and talking about how others
you know that they had considered before he landed the role. So, uh,
George Costanza could have been Chris Rock, It could have
been Paul Schaeffer, who Okay, remember we talked about people

(23:05):
who have very punishable face and Paul Shaffer, who is
Dave Letterman's band guy for all those years. He is
so punishable. Well, I think he's a mega dork who
thinks he's really cool. That's true.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah, like he thinks he's super cool, but he's such.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
A door.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Danny the veto Larry Miller. They even considered a Rosie
O'Donnell for like the George Roll Georgia. Yeah. Survivor fifty
gets underway next week and fans are re uh, I
guess they got this contestants. Returning contestant Aubrey Bracco. I
have not watched Survivor in a a bunch of years,
but I guess she's the front runner. She played in

(23:46):
three seasons but never won. Now, Greg, if you're gonna
have Bruce Springsteen perform at your stadium, read his rider carefully.
All these beers are to be provided, but not Budweiser.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Oh really?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Other things banned his performances. Crazins okay, because those are
so comments much sugar, no buffets, no instant oatmeal okay,
and no security guards wearing military style uniforms. Yeah it's
too yeah boy. And then William Shatner is releasing a

(24:21):
heavy metal album, you guys, Oh, that's what we need,
with covers by bands including Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, and
Iron Maiden. It'll have thirty five guest stars, but he
hasn't named any of them yet. And just why William
Shatner turns ninety five next month?

Speaker 8 (24:37):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (24:37):
He was on an episode of Celebrity IOU with the
Property Brothers. Yeah, he kind of seemed nice.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
Wow, I'm sure he's really nice.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
I don't know we've had one.

Speaker 11 (24:48):
You're not.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, but is he like ninety ninety five like old man?

Speaker 12 (24:52):
He's just he's a weird guy. But whatever it is
that he's doing.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Is weird though, Yeah, I mean I would. I would.
I wouldn't say he was ninety nine looking at it.
I wouldn't say he's not any think botox head.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
I don't know. I think it's just good Jesus. Good
time for the birthdays.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Both show shivery. We're gonna shiver day, We're gonna sit.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
She was like, it's shiverday and you know we don't do.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
And starting with celebrities every birthday. To Emily Blunt, who
is forty three today, azis, I'm sorry, is also forty three?
You go to Fanning is thirty two? Your favorite? Josh
gadd sadness, I got a I found a headband for him,
ass Pounder. Sure, Josh get.

Speaker 11 (25:33):
That, get that.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
I'm looking at his head bands. Josh gadd is forty five.
You got Damon John the entrepreneur, Shark Tank investor. He's
fifty seven. Niece Nash from Reno nine one one comedian
actress is fifty six. Kelly McDonald from Boardwalk Empire, Scottish actress.
She was in Judget Spot.

Speaker 6 (25:51):
She's I think she's Mereda in the Disney Maria.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
She's fifty years old today. The singer he had that
big Song, No One is to blame Howard Jones one
and then ed two. Tall Jones is seventy five, the
former NFL player Your porno Birthday Today is Cali Carter
and today's birthday girl. She has spit more seed than
a watermelon eating contestant in four hundred and seventy eight
fine films, including Total Spit Horse. She was in clapping

(26:18):
Calli's cake, also going down in a Blaze of Glory Holes.
She was in Impregnation Vacation Volumes one through three, Callie's
cuck licks, dirty gym sneakers and sweaty Feet. She was
in Squirting is Not Peeing Volume one, and then I

(26:39):
don't think so see mess if they've done studies, it's
it's keen.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
And it's uh.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
And then who can forget her? Unfrole and yoga makes
Cali crave anal.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
I thought she might have a different current career trajectory
because her Amazon wish list involves high lace up high
high little boots. Yeah, also educational books for oh.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Gave shapes. That is Cali Carter, who's thirty six years
old today. Is that porn of birthday Your celebrity birthdays
and that is a Monday. Look what's happening around the
world of entertainment?

Speaker 12 (27:17):
Minute guy?

Speaker 6 (27:20):
This guy?

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah, he just looks up like a like a marshmallow.

Speaker 10 (27:28):
Yeah, his name is Menace, though he's kind of like
a menace in the streets.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
They show, all right, well into another new hour on
a Monday morning, Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
I'm Woody, that's Greg Gory.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Menace is right there. What is up?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Height right there? We got Sea Bass, we got Sammy
Morgan is here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
Wooding sends a text over to two to nine eight
seventh weekend cheers and jeers. I'm gonna start with the
jeer a friend of mine. It's, you know, like things

(28:10):
are going on, and you know, maybe there's a process
of something like something's eventually happening, and then the reality
of that actually happening starts to set in. So, you know,
my inner circle is extremely small, extremely small, like the
people I considered, like you know, my as far as
like you know, best friends go very very small. And

(28:32):
one of those people is moving. And so it's been
a thing. It's been in the works for a number
of months and I knew it was coming, and then
now the house has a sign in front of it,
and it's bumming me out like that. Now again, I
have never since I was fifteen, I haven't lived you know,

(28:53):
in my hometown, you know what I mean. Like, so
I've been away, I've moved. I've moved away from home
at fifteen, and there was only a very brief period
of time where I was ever you know, back home,
you know, close to family, living near friends and family
like that. Yeah, I'm very used to having a lot
of my close personal people live far away. And it's fine.

(29:17):
It's just weird because it's been nice having having somebody
you know close, you know. So that's that's definitely a bummer.
But it's not it's it doesn't it doesn't change the
it doesn't change the friendship. It just changes like you know,
how much you can hang out. Yeah. And the other
thing is too, it's like, uh, you know, he and
his wife they go on like our Mexico trip with
us every year. I mean these are like really close

(29:40):
friends that my wife and her and my friend's wife.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
They're close. Like everybody's cool.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
You know.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
So that's that sucks. That makes me blue.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Uh, so yeah, the sign went up over the weekend. Yeah,
and then the cheer though is you know, the event
that we had over the weekend, there was about what
fifteen hundred two thousand easily what show listeners that showed up.
And we sit here and we think every once in
a while because we don't know we're in this room, you.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Know, and look at each other.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
We can see each other like anybody even listening to it. Uh,
And I guess said, not only was it nice, like
so many people came out, but also like there were
so many like really not to sound like a like
a you know, like a sissy here, but like like
touching moments. Couldn't agree more like some of the stories
that people were telling me. This one person was telling
me about how you know, we got them through cancer

(30:35):
treatments like every every day. Oh did you talk to
that guy that story? Yeah, so he goes. I'd listen,
you know, on the way in and then you know,
while I was getting you know, my treatments, my chemo
and everything else, and then afterwards, when I was doing
recovery and everything, I'd be listening to the podcast. So
there was stuff like that. There's another guy the wife
came up to me and she goes, I really want

(30:57):
you to beat my husband. You know, you literally saved
his life. The show literally saved his life that he
was going through like a massive depression. And then somebody
told him about the show and he started listening and
he just became like hooked. And so, you know, because
our sense of humor is very much his sense of humor.
He's you know, you know, a politically incorrect person meeting

(31:21):
like the same kind of humor that I find, the
stuff that makes people uncomfortable, the jokes and stuff to
make peop uncomfortable, make people like me and apparently her
husband laugh very very hard anyway, So you know, that's
the kind of stuff that we do, whether it's guest
who's gas or some of the other butt chugging a
beer was brought up, you know. Yeah, so I'm saying
it was just you know, and so he was in
this really deep dark place and she was telling me

(31:46):
how you know, somebody had introduced him to the show,
and then before long he was like every day had
something Oh my god, you got to hear bringing up
the podcast or just sharing the story of something happened.
And it's one of the things that like broke him
out of it was. I know it sounds dumb because
we say, like we're not doing anything important here, but

(32:06):
it was nice to hear that not only people are listening,
but then you know some people did have like a
super positive takeaway or impact from something so silly story Honor. Yeah,
and uh it was it was just it was just
really cool and there was like a there were a
ton of those type of stories.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Absolutely, so many of them. I was getting emotional.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah, people traveling across the country, Yeah there was. Yeah,
flew in from Atlanta, came in from Spain, anyway, there
were there were a lot of those, a lot of
these stories, and you know, people just super nice and
loved it. Yeah, so that was great. That that's my

(32:47):
that's my cheers, Greg Gory weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Well, in addition to what you just said, cheers to
myself for being such a damn good chef. I saw
online for eggplant parmesan, which sounds like something you might
not get excited for good, but damn it turned out
so good and so restauranty.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
Did you have the coding state on?

Speaker 3 (33:09):
I didn't do the coding. That was what I loved
about it, so it was much easier to make and
it just turned out like perfection. I thought, should I
get a job at a restaurant because I'm that good that?

Speaker 15 (33:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:23):
I mean it was really good. So cheers to that.
I'm gonna say jeers to a couple traffic related things.
Number one, stop messing with my commute. There was all
these people on an overpass with American flags for some reason,
and signs that said healthcare is a human right. Okay,
first of all, no it's not. You don't get free

(33:44):
services from somebody else's schooling of ten years. You're not
entitled to that. Number two, what does that have to
do with my commute that you're messing up with your
opinions on healthcare being a human right? Shut up? You
made traffic so exceptionally bad. I knew it was going
to be bad. It was so bad, and it was
because of these idiots. So jeers to them to take

(34:07):
in your stupid message to the freeways and the highways,
and jeers to the people that slow down to look
at somebody holding a sign.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
We talked about this before. I think the quickest way
to get me off board it could be cure childhood cancer. Yep,
the minute you're inconvencing everybody else. Yeah, I'm off board
with whatever it is. Actually, it could be the most noble,
the most pure, the most genuinely nice thing.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
I say it with no exaggeration. If they're if they
achieved world peace by doing this, I would say, nope,
bring on the nuclear war. Stop interfering with other people's lives.
You without lube, I hate you. And then one other

(34:58):
traffic related thing that I also hate that interfered with
my life. Have you ever seen these stupid bedazzled license
plate frames and the diamond so girly, so dumb, and
when the light hits them just right, they make this
shimmering glare in my eyes? Again, why are you messing
with my coue? Stop it?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
God.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Anyway, but it was a good weekend.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 10 (35:28):
I guess I'll start with my jeers too, because it's
kind of traffic related. Friday, leaving the show, I got
rear ended by idiot. Yeah, well yeah, and guess what
he was driving? You'll love No, a black Dodge Charger.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Are you okay?

Speaker 15 (35:47):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (35:47):
Yeah, I'm fine?

Speaker 6 (35:48):
Luckily, No, No, I think your next a little stiff?

Speaker 9 (35:51):
Really yeah, get that. Wait a minute, I had exited
the freeway.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Are you saying that.

Speaker 9 (35:57):
My next stiff? Now you say that, crack it back.

Speaker 10 (36:01):
I had exited the freeway and I was stopped at
a light waiting to turn onto a regular street right,
and he just kind of tapped the end of me,
obviously on his phone.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
So the damage I took pictures.

Speaker 10 (36:13):
There's like scratches, but I don't know if it's yes,
he should.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
You be needed to fix that bumper? Anyways?

Speaker 6 (36:19):
Did he give you his insurance?

Speaker 9 (36:20):
He didn't do that, so I can't.

Speaker 7 (36:22):
No, no, but you have to replace the bumper anyways,
if it's messed up.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
Did he give you his insurance?

Speaker 11 (36:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (36:27):
I have all his info, but that I don't know
if I should pursue it.

Speaker 12 (36:30):
You always need to get your car checked after any accident,
just to have it looked at, because there could be
something that you don't know about.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
If he tapped it, then there's some scratches. Chances are
there's nothing major, and you know, for being a good person,
maybe just reach out to him and go like, hey,
I got an estimate on how much is for the scratches?
So he doesn't have to put it through the insurance.

Speaker 8 (36:51):
Let him pay Oh exactly, because like that's the kind
of thing.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
I think that's the kind of thing that comes around
because you may end up just you know, whatever mindor
damage that you can get a much better deal if
you just paid for it out of pocket and then
going through the insurance. And you want that kind of
energy coming.

Speaker 6 (37:09):
Yeah, So it's not it's not say forget it, We're fine,
just say here it is. You can just pay me
directly if you want.

Speaker 9 (37:14):
To say okay, I'll do that.

Speaker 10 (37:15):
Because he texted me afterwards, like the second we drove off,
so I'm like, I know you're texting and driving again.
He's like, my bad, Morgan. I'm like, talk to me.
So cheers to that charger, cheers to back to the event. Man,
talk about emotional. I had multiple times I was tearing up,

(37:36):
like tears of joy. It was like such a full
circle moment. I grew up as a kid listening to
Morning Rady radio show and like going to events with
my parents and to like now be on the other
end of that, It's just blows my mind. You know,
people are so nice, Yeah, son, so many I had
like great talks about it's gonna sound bad, but depression
and mental health stuff, stuff that you share, right, So

(37:57):
it was so cool to connect with people and know, like,
you know, they get it.

Speaker 9 (38:01):
We're all hitting this together type thing. So oh it
was great.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah, it was, it was It was super cool. It
was a good time. Eight seven seven forty four. Wood
How was your weekend? Let us know on the text
over to two two nine eight seven. Lots to talk
about in the trending news headlines. Those will be next
hang on.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Barwoody, show Bar, whatdy, show bar, show.

Speaker 11 (38:30):
Look at.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Shoe Man. One common theme that was throughout meeting people
at our event on Saturday, Ginny, you made quite the impression.
Oh yeah, yeah, this one just came to you to Texas.
Meeting Gina was the highlight of my year. Thank you
guys so much for coming out. Sammy's the best. I

(38:56):
was high and she laughed with me and it was awesome.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
I mean no, but like I heard from a couple
of people who are scarf recipients.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
Oh yes, people are getting their scarves.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Noah saw that and they're like people were just open
the topic. Oh my god, She's so nice, so cool,
and it was. It was just nice. People are like, man,
the show is the best it's ever been, and blah
blah blah blah blah, and it's it was.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
It was nice.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
That's awesome.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
And I love that everybody knew I was a hugger,
so I so many hugs.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (39:28):
Funny when people say, can I hug you? I'm like, no,
come on, let's.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Go back to Gina grad who's got the trending news headlines?

Speaker 6 (39:37):
Yes, well some big news. US officials are warning Americans
and a bunch of popular parts of Mexico to shelter
in place after a big cartel crackdown triggered a ton
of violence.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
That's gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
You're on vacation, all of a shelter in place like
the big vacation for the year, trying out the airport.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
Oh, good luck with that. So the alert is issued
for places like Portavarta and Guadalajara, and along with places
like Missan and Nuevo Leone. The warning came after Mexican
forces killed Nmicio Elmentcho. That's what he's called servantes. He's
the leader of the Hillisco new generation cartel. So Elmento
had grown his cartel to the most powerful one in Mexico.

(40:15):
So his death really screws up their operation. Now, the
cartel firing back at the citizens, burning cars burning. I
saw one burning, the Costco burning all these little, uh,
you know, little mom and pop shops blocking roads in
Porta Arta. Flights by major airlines into the city have
been either diverted or canceled, and Air Canada said they're
just suspending the flights altogether. Mexican officials say they've cleared

(40:39):
most of the roadblocks, but they warned that there's probably
more violence on the way.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yeah, they said, of fourteen states, there's issues. Yeah, opening
in Mexico.

Speaker 6 (40:47):
It's like, by all means, take it out on the
people that had nothing to do with this.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Burn the Costco cartel, you know. Yeah, it's like trying
to figure out, like, well, why would somebody Well, because
they're not right, they're not normal thinking in the visas, right.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
Let's say anti social. Well, the Winter Olympics wrapped up
and Team USA finished with a big old moment. The
men's hockey team beat Canada two to one in a
tight defensive game with Jack Hughes, Oh my god, how
cute is he? Scoring the winning goal in overtime. But
did you see all the pictures of his lack of teeth.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah, I got a high stick his.

Speaker 6 (41:19):
Two front teeth knocked out by a high stick from
Sam Bennett on Kansas team during the third period. But
like there are those hockey guys always smiling.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Yeah, just lost his teeth. They were on the at
the Olympics.

Speaker 6 (41:30):
That was funny.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
It was funny. Is a handful of year twenty twenty one.
I believe my son and I went to, uh, whichever
one was in Vegas, the All Star weekend in Vegas,
and a friend of mine is you know, so well
connected in hockey that we went to and got access
to the player's family breakfast, oh you know, at the
player hotel. So we were this is my friend, my friend.

(41:51):
My son could meet all the All Stars heroes that
were like walking in and whatever, and so he got
to meet all these players. We sat at a table
because we were like looking for a place in this
one was like, oh here, you guys looking for a
just sit here.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
And it was Jack Hugh's mom. Oh my god, and
she was so funny.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
It was like sitting at like you know, now I
go where my son plays hockey, and all the parents
are hanging out and the moms, the hockey moms aretist
talking and she's just like, this is like it's like
an eighteen you tournament and her son's in the All
Star She's like, Oh, he was doing this thing. He's
doing like this one skills competition thing and you have
to get creative and have like a you know, some

(42:27):
kind of like you know, shtick, and he did this
whole like magician thing.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
And she's like, I told him it was stupid, but
he did it anyway. But I'm like, Jack, what are
you doing?

Speaker 2 (42:36):
But it's just so funny hearing her because he was
a big deal, like rookie at the time, and she was.
She was super nice. It was just really funny, like
watching they kept showing her in the stands and my
son's like.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
Oh, best friends her all the time.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
She was just super nice.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
I love that she was super nice. This is the
first man's hockey gold for the US since the Miracle
on Ice back in nineteen eighty, so big deal.

Speaker 11 (42:59):
Overall.

Speaker 6 (43:00):
We finished first in the medal count with forty one
US and second with thirty three, and Italy third at thirty.
Norway also letting gold medals with eighteen, followed by the
US with twelve, Italy with ten, and up next. The
Olympics returns for the Summer Games in Los Angeles in
twenty twenty eight. So get ready, we'll speaking again.

Speaker 10 (43:18):
Ready.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
Another storm is making its way across the US today
and it's gonna shut down a lot of the Northeast.
A blizzard warning has been put it into a fact,
stretching from Virginia all the way up to New Hampshire.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
In front of me, it's already going on. It was
snowing all day yesterday my mom's place.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
Oh damn, seriously, like eighteen inches already donned on that.

Speaker 11 (43:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
I checked in with her last night. I'm like, hey,
how's how's the snow going, And she says, yeah, we
already got about seven inches and they're expecting another eight
to ten.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (43:47):
It has to be holed up a lot with the
current in the Gulf of Mexico that it's been the
weakest in sixteen hundred years, which has affected the weather.
That it's going to be like that for a while,
where it's just gonna be like cold constantly.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Yeah, But she said it was like a like a
heavy wet snow, and I was supposed to get into
like I guess the fifties here in the next couple
of days. So like it's not going to hang around.
They still have big piles of snow because they've gotten
so much here recently. She's just outside of Philadelphia.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
Well more than five thousand flights have already been canceled,
over two hundred thousand people without power in New Jersey, Delaware, Massachusetts.
And yeah, it's expected to keep falling, so you know,
bundle up if you can stay.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
It's not even that, it's just like if you're traveling
like it affects so many of you know, the airlines
and because the planes have If you ever gone on
and you said, all right, well I'm flying from this
place to this place. Previous flight, where's your plane coming from?
Look there, and then previous flight from that, where's that
coming from? These planes are greg you would hate it.
Yet exactly they're on the move. They don't just stay

(44:48):
in the particular reads. It's like, you know, coast to
coast routes and these different things. So it really jacks
up the entire system.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
So by the time the plane gets to you, it's exhaust.
I've already done this for hours.

Speaker 7 (45:00):
Though We've had numerous engineers say that the engines could
pretty much run for oh yeah, fifty years.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
I try to hear that as long as you maintain
them and you give them nice oil.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Yeah, they would like a nap here and there thirty.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
Speaking of speaking of airflight and all that sort of thing, Greg,
you would have had the last laugh on all of
us because the Department of Homeland Security announced over the
weekend that TSA pre check and Global Entry were being
suspended due to the partial government shutdown. So that pissed
off a ton of travelers.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
So it was just everybody back to the pleable way
of doing.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
Yep, everybody back with the groundlings.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
But you would have gone on forever because you know,
there's no end in sight, you know, because both sides
are dug in so far totally on the funding of
homeland security.

Speaker 6 (45:43):
But here's the thing. It pissed off people so much
that in less than twenty four hours, the DHS reversed
the decision. Instead, they said that TSA quote will evaluate
on a case by case basis and adjust operations. Global Entry, however,
still down Democrats in the DHS commend the suspension in
the first place, saying that leadership was punishing travelers on purpose.

(46:04):
And it was another slow weekend at the box office.
But there is one movie making some waves, Sony's animated
basketball movie Goat, which I can't believe I haven't seen
because it's all anyone talks about in our house. That's
when Steph Curry produced and stars in came at number
one in its second week. The movie debuted last week
at number two, but the kids won't stop talking about
it has such strong word of mouth that now it's

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the top spot. Wuthering Heights.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yeah, I was, go ahead, I got it's a movie note.

Speaker 6 (46:30):
Oh okay, Wuthering Heights came in second. I can only
imagine two debuted, and third Anyone.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
I don't remember the first one.

Speaker 6 (46:38):
Crime one oh one, and fourth Sure Send Help rounded
out the top five. Next weekend's box office though. That's
going to shake things up. That's when Scream seven is
coming out.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Okay, oh yeah, okay. So I read this article and
it's predicting that in the next five to eight years
theaters are going to go out of business.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
I believe it.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Eight Yeah, sometime in the next five to eight years,
like you'll still have like an IMAX kind of thing,
but you can experience the just the regular standard multiplex.
Like that whole thing is going to be done because
the business of running one of those places just the
math don't math. You know, they don't really make any
money on the movies. They make money on the snash

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and that's not enough to get people to necessarily leave
their house. As things have gotten They've been talking about
this for decades, but as things keep getting better and better,
and as things like especially if Netflix ends up taking
over Warner Brothers, like a lot of those movies, they'll
be on Netflix probably within a couple of days of
being in the theater. So there's no real exclusivity of like, hey,
you want to see this right away, you got to
go to the theater place, and like we always.

Speaker 6 (47:38):
Talk about, you can get one hundred inch TV for
you know.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
The price of popcorn. Yeah, so it's worth it to
watch the movie. Do you think that? I mean, look,
people have been calling for the death of a lot
of things, and you know it's things are still around.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Do you see that happening. I see it happening before that.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Really, yes, that like less of them.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Also kind of maybe just because I'm so damned cynical,
don't believe that they're not making money on the actual movies.
Last time I went to the movies was for a matinee.
Granted it was an imax, but two tickets for Wicked
two was like fifty one dollars. So how are they
not making Is that the movie house is making that
or because I know, my neighbor owns a gas station,

(48:21):
like a gas station convenience store thing, and he was
talking about they don't make any money on the gas.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
They don't.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
Why make it a million dollars?

Speaker 3 (48:30):
They don't set that.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Yeah, so they make their money on people who are
getting gas coming in and grabbing a sandwich or a
coffee or soda you know, you know whatever. That's where
that's where they make their money.

Speaker 6 (48:40):
Okay, so it's always concessions across the fact.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
There's another there's a gas station right down the street
from the radio station here, and if you notice, their
prices are way out of whack. Yeah, oh huh, like crazy,
they're like a dollar fifty or more per gallon than
any other place within another five block radius. Is they
don't care, right, They're trying to stick it to because
the local operator can set the price higher than whatever's

(49:03):
mandated by whoever they're getting their gas from, you know,
but they can't sell it for any lower. So what
they're doing is they're just like, fine, if we have to,
you know, put up with you know, they they have
like a licensing fear. There's there's something where if you
have that gas station, you have to pay them a
certain you know kind of fee per month or whatever.

(49:23):
It is, like a franchise kind of thing. But they
they do this to discourage people from getting gas there
because they're trying to stick it to the company and
not sell any of their gas.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
But you know what's crazy is that every day when
I leave working you might have seen this, there are
like four or five Amazon vans at any given times.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
So Amazon's willing.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
To pay yeah, because the driver that astronomical amount per gallon.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
I always see cars at that stage.

Speaker 7 (49:50):
To save movies, though, they have to lower the costs
of like food and everything, but the business real estate,
you know, they might be locked into a lot of
bad deals for when it was booming, so they have
to sell stuff at that price to be able to
cover their rent.

Speaker 12 (50:05):
Yeah, and I think there's they're gonna maybe try and
figure it out because the popcorn buckets are a big thing.
That's like exclusivity, and people are buying them. So I
think they're gonna have to like go the merch route.

Speaker 7 (50:15):
How artists to sell albums. Yeah, they bundle it, that's
not a T shirt, But that's.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Not the studio that would I mean, the studio would
be the one that would benefit off the merch sales,
not the movie theater exclusive because they don't own the trademark,
the brand, they don't own the intellectual property.

Speaker 12 (50:31):
For companies do collabs and stuff, right, the company that's
doing the collab with them would still make money, So
I would think the movie theater.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
Would still I'm sure they would have to work out
a deal or they get somewhat of a cut because
these movie theaters they are gonna I mean, these movie
companies are gonna want movie theaters.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Right, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
I mean, if you had the opportunity to watch whatever
first run first run home the movie comes out this Friday,
Scream seven, it's coming out, you can watch it at home.
It's gonna watched you twenty five bucks. But you could
watch it at home.

Speaker 6 (51:02):
And everyone can watch for that, right.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
There are people who will want to go out in
the theater and see that, But there are a lot
of people who don't want to, you know, get the babysitter,
don't have the you know, don't have the freedom within
their schedule to make that happen. They'll go, yeah, I'll
take that fifteen dollars, hot dog, or the fifteen dollars
exactly right.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
And hearing people eat and dealing with other craft. Yeah,
because people like theater's experience is over.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Reach, not consider it at all anymore. I don't want
the movie theaters to go away. In fact, I was
just having a moment, uh, just over the last few
days where I had a thought like, man, I just
want things to go back to the way they used
to be.

Speaker 6 (51:38):
Like in the eighties.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Yeah, because I was I was watching something and as
it was like this full nostalgia moment where you know, yes,
there's been a lot of advancements in things that make
things more convenient or easy. Oh, there was a meme
I saw where it was like we watched the morning news,
read the daily paper, in the evening news, everything else
in between. Us for living. Yeah, so there was no

(52:01):
like constant screen twenty hour news cycles, the social media,
like comparing yourself to other people like that time in between,
like whenever you got the morning paper and red what
was happening that morning, or listen to the morning radio
update and then until you know, Walter Crunkite, that was
you know, pre my time. But but you know what
I mean, like the evening nude yeah whoever, you know,

(52:25):
everything else in between was just meant for living, you know,
And it wasn't like your you know, I look out
when I'm doing like stage announcements and stuff with these
big concerts, and like just everybody's got phones out and nobody.
Nobody's living in the moment, nobody. And so I had
I just had this, you know, thought about man, you know,
I just want things to go back to the way
they used to be.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Yeah, my childhood movie theater was more of a hangout
because they had like a separate arcade. They had like
little restaurants and like that's a good hang for kids.

Speaker 7 (52:54):
Also, say what the advancements, All the advancements are great.
Do you know what has an advanced signage?

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Signage? Everywhere sucks nowadays, Like what you mean there's less.

Speaker 7 (53:05):
And less signs. Like, so I went to Ikia, right,
I want to do like a like a pickup. There's
no sign to tell me where to go to do
the pick up?

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Right?

Speaker 7 (53:13):
Oh yeah, when you're in a parking garage, this signage
just sucks on where should go?

Speaker 3 (53:19):
See that dude? Who's that Asian dude?

Speaker 7 (53:21):
Media sigh, Yeah that guy they incorrect.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Yeah, there's like this trans person that was complaining about
like what bathroom they should use. He goes ish in
your pants anyway, the sign check out the sign. Yeah,
you know what's funny. You read the comments and I
got nobody. Nobody goes after him.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
Everybody.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
I love him.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
What's his name?

Speaker 2 (53:46):
I've never known his name. Yeah, it's so funny. And
he's man. Here they're making dumb money on signs. Yeah,
those are cool signs. They're like stuff. We can get
one for the studio, Well, order one from them, Okay,
we'll get him on the phone.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
We'll order one.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Burn Oh my god, I can watch these compilation videos.
So thank you everybody. On the text he came through
the the guy with the sign company, Tony Tony from.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
El sign company.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Yeah, and it's brilliant. He's so funny.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
It's brilliant, Like you have to go, you have to
go all the way with it. You can't just kind
of toe the line on something like that. And he,
I mean, he goes full throttle. It's so funny.

Speaker 6 (54:25):
Yeah, yeah, oh oh, speak of social media stuff, do
you guys know who punched the monkey is? I'm okay,
big punch is like a national treasure. But here's the thing.
Things aren't going super super great for him. I I
don't know if he has.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
He ended up in your feet.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
I've seen it, but I didn't want to watch it.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
I didn't want.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
It because it's supposed to be Mega said.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
I want to watch it, but also sweet, all I've
seen is I see there's this video to keep popping
up punch.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
You see that?

Speaker 2 (54:54):
And then it's a monkey and a stuffed animal. Okay,
but I don't know why. I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (55:00):
Oh, and there's more, greg really so it's it's a
little baby monkey. He carries around a little stuffed orangutan.
And his name is Panchi. He's a little Macoq monkey
and he lives in this enclosure and in Japan and
the zoo and he was abandoned by his mom and
trained by the zoo stuff. So he literally carries this
little stuff monkey everywhere he goes. He drags it behind
him and it like helps him cope with like not

(55:21):
having a mommy and super super trauma. Uh, so he's
been he's been trying to get him like to fit
in with the other baby monkeys, but the parents of
those monkeys keep chasing him away and sometimes they like
toss him around. Oh, they're bullying him hard, really really bad.

Speaker 9 (55:39):
Maybe he's a bad monkey.

Speaker 11 (55:40):
We don't know.

Speaker 6 (55:40):
He's a good monkey. He just needs a chance. So
apparently this is normal in the animal world.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
But yes, okay, okay, Now we can't apply human rules
to the animal. The animals already instinctually have it all
figured out about how they to be mean to you're
you're you're applying, you're applying your your your pussy society
human things onto animals.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
It's the animal kingdom.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
It's not like the humans taught these monkeys how to
interact with other people of other animals in their own species.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
It's it's it's part of their process.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
It's tough them up.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Maybe if he wants to fit in and stop dragging
around the stuff.

Speaker 16 (56:22):
Serious again, you're trying to apply you're trying to apply humans. Answer,
You're trying to apply human rules to the animal kingdom.
It doesn't work that way. It's not an animated Disney film.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
It's called a sack.

Speaker 12 (56:35):
But as we already interfered, we already took in this
monkey and gave him.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
They don't know that he was bored into.

Speaker 11 (56:44):
A zoo.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Yeah, so, and what they're trying to do is they're
trying to get him back on track with the other
monkeys as opposed to just keeping them with humans.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
They do say that.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
By the way, for the record, it's not that I
don't feel bad for him. That's not I do feel
bad for him. But it's the animal kingdom. That's just
how it works. It is.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
And at the same token, I agree with you, Wouldie,
but I also don't want.

Speaker 6 (57:05):
To watch it. Oh my god, it was so funny.
There was a video of it, and you know how
other people you follow on Instagram, you see their comment first,
Oh yeah, well someone we work with, Julie, that's it.
I'm getting on a plane. Oh yeah.

Speaker 12 (57:18):
There are so many memes of that going around, like
Punch is being bullied. Now we have to fly to Japan.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (57:22):
I also someone that got a stuffed animal. They're selling
them at Ikea now.

Speaker 7 (57:26):
Yeah yeah they know they yeah, they were already selling
them at Ikea and then they sold it. I went
to my local Ikea not looking for this. I just
happen to be there and I looked over in the
stuffed area. It was sold out.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Well, Ikia sent this zoo in Japan a ton of
these things to give to all of them so that
they all like thinking like, maybe that will help.

Speaker 6 (57:49):
Beat up to them fake monkey. So the zoo said, it's
actually good. The Punch is showing resilience and mental strength
and announced that he's making progress. He's slowly fitting into
the group. But like it is a tough watch man.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Man, it's terrible. Hey man, this is why, like when
we were kids, like, yeah, you didn't want to be
the kid wearing the helmet, you know, the kid dragging
the stuffing.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
You didn't want to be.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
You didn't want to be the kid that was still
wearing a bike helmet, you know, like because that those
weren't a thing yet. Those weren't a thing yet. So
like you didn't do anything that really made you stand
out in any kind of like weak way. You know.

Speaker 6 (58:21):
I just really think the monkeys are judging him for
having a stuff.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Yes, you really did, that.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Would be my guess.

Speaker 6 (58:26):
But it's because it's because he's a loner.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
You're contradicting yourself. These monkeys don't know what a stuff down,
They don't know what.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Tough animals, but they know that he's different for whatever
around this thing. Yeah, Like I'm not saying they apply
the context of what the stuffed animal means, right think,
but like you know, they beat up the stuff's weird.
He has something, right, They think he's weird, That's what
I'm saying. They probably think he's weird, Like what what.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Is that thing?

Speaker 2 (58:50):
They don't know what it is. I think that's something's
going to hurt us. Is this some kind of thread
or like it's weird?

Speaker 6 (58:54):
It's because it's an outsider monkey trying to mess with
their babies. But he just wants a friend.

Speaker 17 (58:59):
I will say.

Speaker 12 (59:00):
I mean, there's been an update. He does have an
adult protector monkey who grabs him, cleans him, protects him from.

Speaker 9 (59:06):
The other monkeys.

Speaker 12 (59:06):
Every time that adult monkey comes with him to be like,
what do you doing? Don't go over there.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
That's probably learn its adorable, probably part of the process
of like what monkey is? What goes on in the
monkey world? You know?

Speaker 12 (59:21):
But it took so long for one of them to
finally protect him and take him in.

Speaker 9 (59:26):
There's much rarer and worse videos you can watch.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
Oh, I know, Morgan, you send them to me.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
What's the what's the name of that one account? Is
it called like nature is Metal or whatever?

Speaker 11 (59:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Yeah, because that that's that's what the animal world is.

Speaker 6 (59:42):
Get that, but by please just don't I get it
like lizards and antelope. But okay, fine, but a baby
monkey that is too adorable to see this happen to Yes,
it's it's rough.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
When they say you don't want to know how the
sausage is made.

Speaker 6 (59:57):
I don't want to know that.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
You want to see the kitchen of your favorite restaurant.
You you know, if you really love monkeys or you
really love whatever it is, like, you know, you don't
want to know like what goes on in.

Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
Their own Yeah, grab monkey and like a couple of months,
it's gonna start throwing poop at you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
When I saw the still frame, Gina and read what
it was about. I just kept scrolling.

Speaker 6 (01:00:15):
Smart, that's what you need to do. Very smart.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Don't want to watch that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
No, don't put that in your head. Well, Punchy, they're
punching him.

Speaker 9 (01:00:26):
I mean, he's cute, but come on, guys.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
He's so cute. Well anyway, that's yeah, that's what's happening.
I can't I can't think about little punch.

Speaker 12 (01:00:33):
Any I know in one punch like would get bullied
and then run back to his little animal. It was
like the saddest thing ever.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
He just wanted love.

Speaker 9 (01:00:41):
He never heard about nine to eleven.

Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
Need to relax, agreed, that's only for people who haven't
seen the video.

Speaker 12 (01:00:49):
My hands are around.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
My do you feel each individual pump?

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
And we're into another new hour inside in activity, training
for a politically correct world. Hope you had a great weekend. Yeah, weekend,
cheers and jeers Sea masses.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
What you got said?

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
Cheers to all the people who got the hell out
of the Northeast earlier in their life who said, you
know what, I don't need to live in Boston or
New York.

Speaker 7 (01:01:17):
I can live in South Carolina or Florida and it's
much nicer weather wise.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Yeah, because for a good four or five months of
the year, it's absolute misery.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
I have friends who live in Boston and this is
the third or fourth giant snowstorm they've had.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
You can say that about it. Like Chicago. Chicago's got
like rut three and a half four good months of weather.
But it's a great place. There's gonna be some pander
some pandering backs. I prepare for that, and it's like
you're basing everything just on on weather.

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
Yes, I am quite and it's it's quite quite accurate. Plus, Greg,
if you're up in Boston, oh, during the winter, and
how many hours of sunlight you get?

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
How many? About three?

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
That's lovely. Yeah, but they can you can be a
volunteer shuffle.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Now here's the thing. I get it. You can go
to the Cheers Bar because when the Pilgrims came over,
that's where they landed and it was just the easiest thing.
And people are and we didn't have you know, roadways
and trains for a few hundred years, So I get that.
But the past, right in the past, I don't know,
one hundred years, and people do it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
They leave New York and Boston and they go down
to Florida when they die and you get old. That's
been the trend for decades now. But I think nowadays
there's enough people who are like, oh, this blows. I
don't have to do this. I can get the hell
out of here and go somewhere else. So cheers to
and Sammy's family did it years ago. They moved out
of Springfield, Massachusettsfield roughly.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Close enough, no county, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
So with so cheers to those people, because right now
you can look back. I've got friends texting me photos
and videos of just the feet because this is already,
this storm is piling on the feet that were still
left over from the last storm a month ago. It's
just impossible. So cheers to all of you. All jeers however,
mant are you gonna hate this? But cheers to China.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
What happened in China?

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
The party garbage country in general, garbage country is what
he will.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
At least he wasn't painter to China because they got
like they were like twelfth place in the medal count
for the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
How what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
They usually kill you if you don't get a gold.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
That's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
Number of years ago we heard like Oh, they're grabbing
babies and throwing them in like these athlete concentration camps
so they could beat everybody and show them.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
An awesome country.

Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
They are They're not an awesome country, and these these
Olympics are proven that maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
They're more of like a summer Olympics country.

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
You know, why would you not want to dominate in
everything if you could train people to be absolute champions?

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
I think I think we're seeing the cracks in the
China armor here. Uh, you know, they're their their birth
rate is was it one baby per per mom per
household over the course of the lifetime there are population
is about the crater. Their Olympic results are cratering.

Speaker 7 (01:03:50):
Have you seen the conspiracies that they've actually been lying
about the overall population that they even have.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
I wouldn't be surprised, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:03:57):
Because I mean, who can even look into the census
because they have like these giant empty cities.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
Well that's not that's that's people have pointed out about
their economies. A lot of their economies based on real
estate value and in construction, when all these like Minister said,
all these empty megalopolis of millions of people are just
just big empty sky rises exists out there, and sorry,
jeers to Canada too.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
The one thing they were supposed to win in hockey. Yeah,
that's a tough pill to swallow there.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
And pile that on top of the now thirty three
year losing streak. They haven't won a Stanley Cup either,
any Canadian team has.

Speaker 11 (01:04:35):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Yeah, they're just her.

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
That's the one thing you're supposed to be. It's like
I America lost at Fatness, we'd.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Be like, yeah, well sorry Canada and China, Gina weekend
cheers and jeers.

Speaker 6 (01:04:48):
Okay, so cheers to Alyssa lou Man. This girl is
incredible and they're absolutely going to make a movie about her.
She was the American who won uh in figure skating in.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
So it was empty sister, right, lucky lou Lucky lou
Oh not kidding, getting lucky, look gotcha, gotcha. I was like,
you see so close?

Speaker 6 (01:05:11):
Yeah anyway, I said, low key lucky.

Speaker 11 (01:05:15):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:05:15):
She she has a crazy story. She was the youngest
ever US champion at thirteen, and then she retired at
sixteen after the Beijing Olympics because she plays like six.
And then she was like, out, I'm retired. I'm never
skating again. She went to like hike, you know, like
to base camp at the thank you and just was like,

(01:05:36):
had nothing to do with skating. And then two years later,
when she was eighteen, she called her coaches. She's like,
think I want to do this again, and they were
like a bad idea. And then two years after that
she wins gold at the Olympics. Her performance was crazy.
It was like disco. It was awesome and I'm not
a big Olympics person, but this one she's amazing And
jeers to this stupid fing America's Next Top Model docuseries.

(01:05:57):
What it is so lame, It is so boring, it's
so good. It is not good maybe because you're younger
and you didn't like see the show.

Speaker 9 (01:06:05):
I grew up watching it.

Speaker 6 (01:06:06):
Then I don't get it as an Tyra comes across
as like a vapid narcissist and we're all supposed to
be shocked and outraged and like this is like a
big deal and everyone's like, man can apologize. I don't
nothing they said mattered. It was so boring. They I
wanted to hear about the allegations that they like change
the prizes on the winners. I want to hear about
like the producers, like deciding who wins. I want to

(01:06:28):
hear about the beef between Tyra and Jay that when
he quit and she wouldn't talk to him there. This
was such a nothing waste of time. I truly don't
know why people are enjoying they're.

Speaker 7 (01:06:39):
Coming out with another one. It's so because this one
was actually produced by Tyra. I mean, I believe there
was some of that what you discovered in it, but extent,
and it was just like it makes her look it
doesn't make her look good at all, but they don't
like he's producing it, like he's not hiding behind like
Gina said.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Like they mentioned the beefs and like.

Speaker 6 (01:07:01):
You know, the falling it's appropriate to talk.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
About the falling outs between her and like the other
people that were judges and stuff like that, but they
don't go like too deep and what it was all about.

Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
Straight up said, I'm not answering that. I'll call him myself.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Yeah, like the other people that the other judges they
talked about it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
Yeah, it was just it was just so like I
just felt like it's such a.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Waste finished it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
It was it was boring. We're going to think you're good.
We're going to think you're the only one who likes it.

Speaker 9 (01:07:27):
That's wild.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
It's just so much because.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
This should be something like right in Greg's willhousehouse, no dog, Yes,
boring Menace. Weekend cheers and jeers. Well, obviously we had
a great event. But during the weekend I went to
this little secret show for Gabriel Iglesias because he's like
ramping up for that big show with our friend Joe Coy.

(01:07:51):
They're doing seventy thousand people at Sofi Stadium, but he
did like a two hundred person show and I got
to get into that and that was really fun because
he he has this whole month off right now, but
he wants to do all these holes.

Speaker 7 (01:08:07):
You want to do, like all these little pop up
shows to make sure that he's ready for the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
So it was fun to go to that. And but
my gears though, was, uh, planner boxes, Greg, you feel
me right? So I want to buy these planner boxes
for my balcony so I can like cover the balcony

(01:08:28):
so my dogs can't look over the balcony and bark
at people. And uh, I want this like these modern
style like tall thin ones every time I want to
go buy these things, I can never find them. Right
before Uary, yeah, so I go, but no, you go
to Lows and they have nine thousand different planner boxes,

(01:08:49):
but not the ones that I want.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Said, I thought it was gonna be maybe it was,
you know, any kind of outdoor like gardening or outdoor
kind of plant.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
None of those anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:08:58):
Yeah, like nothing, just like close everything shouldn't be seasonal anymore.
But anyway, so these planner boxes, dude, Greg, right, a
trillion dollars. You know, they cost like five cents, right, dude,
I would love to see the markup like eighty dollars

(01:09:18):
for these planner boxes that again I know they make
in China for ten cents like. And then of course
they don't have they're like plastic like, so the the
initial ones that I wanted, they're like plastic, and I
don't know, like kind of some kind of compound on
over the plastic, right, so they kind of they kind
of look like they're almost rock basically, right, some kind

(01:09:40):
of maybe spackle, I don't know. Anyways, so then they're
the wrong side. So I have to take them back
to those and they go, oh, we don't do exchanges,
so you have to do full return and then get
the other planet boxes I want. So I do all
that kind of stuff, and then I'm hauling around this
I don't know, like a hand truck type thing. I
run over my foot with it, so worse again, I'm
set because I know these planter boxes that I'm spending

(01:10:02):
hundreds of dollars on thirty cents that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
They pulled on the way you describe them, it sounds
like they're fancier like than just a basic.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
They're pretty basic. I have a rectangular one and they
coated it with something that makes it look it looks
like stone, and that was like seventeen thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Yeah, you guys, you're you're hitting on something. I noticed this.

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
I noticed somebody ran into a big what I thought
was stone sign outside an apartment complex.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
It was. It was absolutely just like inside styrofoam.

Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
Yeah, and they just spray the speckle stuff on it
and it's been it's been sitting there for decades.

Speaker 6 (01:10:33):
It's like movie match huh, right, that's what they do
on yeah, movie sets.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Yeah, like the what looks like brick and stone and
everything else.

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
How was lifting that?

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:10:42):
Well, that's going back when there was all this thing
with the with the tariff thing that was going on,
and then like the distributors in China were like, hey,
we make this stuff like super cheap, so just go
ahead and just buy it from us directly.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
And I would love to find out who you may
buy online, just have them shipped your house. Hello team,
right man, Yeah, I have to like you. But you know,
if you can't find them in stock somewhere, just yeah,
run it around from Oh well, you know me, I'm
very very impatient person. I was like, I'd rather just
go to the store and just buy it. Yeah, but
I'm thinking if it's not there, rather than ya hunt

(01:11:16):
it down.

Speaker 7 (01:11:16):
So then I end up getting these other planner boxes,
but I don't really love them.

Speaker 9 (01:11:20):
So U min'ster an ongoing grass. Have you seen that?

Speaker 7 (01:11:23):
Yeah, that's not the part that I want because okay,
why did like I want just like flush planner box.
But then they love going to a little angle, little
side angle where they go where it's.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
On the bottom. Yeah, this is one of those things.
Can you imagine, menace if we went back in time
and found your twenty five year old self and said
that at some point you're gonna be. You're going to
be emotionally over the top about planter boxes and shape
and able to it makes you have It's just it's
a very.

Speaker 7 (01:11:51):
Adult thing, right like you You knew me at that
age too.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Remember when I was going crazy. I was trying to
find that uh hamper, the hamper the win your basket did.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Yeah, I was going hard for the right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Hamper, and he was going hard trying to find it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
I am getting trying to find a new launder basket
and lunch hamper. I'm in the market. Yeah, he who
says we're not exciting people? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
I tried to find a pot for.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
A look, I went to a comedy show and I'm
like looking for it. So I'm still having an exciting life.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
And I tried to find a pot for a small
plant that I keep on a console table. And this
pot was no bigger than a salad bowl. It was
one hundred and ten dollars what And I didn't buy
it because I thought, was this an actual artifact from Rome?

Speaker 15 (01:12:36):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
What the hell?

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Sammy weekend cheers and jeers, Well, my.

Speaker 12 (01:12:40):
Cheers is to punch the monkey for finally getting a protector. Yes, yes,
in the zoo because he was bullied so much and
I had to watch so many videos on that. So
my cheers is to him actually getting a protector in
the animal kingdom.

Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
This is that little baby monkey thing I got put
in with adults and then they all ye, bully, bully,
kick the crap out of it.

Speaker 12 (01:12:57):
Yes, And my jeers is honestly to me for not
having Triple A because we've talked about it in here
so much and how so great it is to.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Have a sponsor of the show.

Speaker 12 (01:13:09):
Yes, and I didn't have it. I got a flat
tire over the weekend. I pulled up to our event
and Timar was like, hey, you have a flat tire.
And I didn't know. I didn't pop. It wasn't any
I just pulled into the spot. I don't know, good driver,
and I had I had to find someone else on
the promotions team who had Triple A to help me out.

Speaker 6 (01:13:30):
Oh my god, Oh fraudulent? Is that froud?

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Yea?

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
We do it in college all the time. We'd have
Triple A.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
We all had crappy, broke down cars, and we'd all
you get like three or whatever toes or whatever, and
we'd all be like we'd all ask whenever somebody who's
got one left on your.

Speaker 12 (01:13:47):
We didn't, no, no, just put a spare tire on it.

Speaker 9 (01:13:50):
Yeah, but Willy letting you drive around with low tires.

Speaker 12 (01:13:53):
He doesn't know he when is he ever in my car?
We got in his car.

Speaker 10 (01:13:59):
We're the nice Yeah, you should walk around every day
or so, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Wash the car.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
Understanding.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Second, it's your job as the man of the household
to you know, make sure that all these things are
in working orders.

Speaker 6 (01:14:12):
Well, if he was the man hoole, but he doesn't
live with her.

Speaker 9 (01:14:16):
It's also true.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Are out on a certain day. Well, it's a good
practice when they move in the game exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:14:22):
Oh, since we're talking about tires, does anybody know about
these ev tires that they're selling at Costco? Are they
any good evy tires? Yeah, so apparently you're supposed to
get a couple extra miles out of them, but I
don't know how much they are.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Is it because the electric are heavier? Problem, So they're
wearing tires up faster, gotta be a little bit more durable.

Speaker 7 (01:14:41):
And you get some I'm gonna probably I'll probably get them,
I don't know, depending on the price.

Speaker 9 (01:14:47):
Though hopefully you do.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Everyone's got any feedback from I need feedback. Tires, yeah,
body plants. Yeah. On the text over to two to
nine eight seven. We're gonna take a quick break more
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Okay, okay, okay, I think I know what that is.

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Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
Hey, show me love big time.

Speaker 17 (01:15:48):
Just call on listening to Gray and Samie and all
you guys talk about you're making decisions over thirty and
based on what your parents being a chat and this
and that. But Greg, I just wanted to remind you
that for a long time weren't you making the decisions
to just go to your parents for Christmas and never
do it at your house or do a certain holiday
at your house because it would make them mad or

(01:16:08):
they would be upset, Like is it not caring what
they think? So I'm just kind of baffled that you're like, Oh,
it's weird that you care what your parents making to
make decisions based off that, when I feel like a
lot of instances where you've made that decision in your
life based on what.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
Your parents thinking. So I forget about that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
I mean, most of the decisions I make, I would
hope I would get their approval, even at my advanced age,
like I think what they think about that? And the
Christmas thing was one time in my life that I
skipped going to Christmas there.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
I mean, you were so worried about Oh well, god, it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
Ate me up thinking like, oh my god, I'm going
to ruin their life if I would go there.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Totally now that I think, to be fair to Greg here,
I think it would have been less of a conundrum
had his brother not just passed away within that same
you know, like you know, Egg lost his brother, and
then that Christmas Greg decides to really you know, you
know again, and now I'm not coming for Christmas either,

(01:17:07):
because I was a surgery.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
That was a raw move, dude, which I never told
them about. But yeah, I just I didn't want them
to think, like, is that why I know I didn't
tell them. But the thing is, we kind of had
a delayed Christmas because I saw them a couple of
weeks ago the anniversary for their sixtieth anniversary. It was awesome.
We all got a hotel room. We had another set

(01:17:32):
of friends there. So my mom said she felt like
she was in high school again, and she's like, oh,
this is like a party and we're all we all
have our different rooms. There was no drama, there was
no fighting. Everybody got along, drinks were flowing, and it
was bittersweet for me because I thought, why didn't I
have this kind of cool friendship with my parents when

(01:17:52):
we were all younger.

Speaker 6 (01:17:53):
Because they wouldn't allow that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
So you wouldn't allow it.

Speaker 11 (01:17:56):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
But now it's like we just get along.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Yeah, it's different.

Speaker 6 (01:18:00):
Because there's less that you do, not depending on each other.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Yeah, I hear from a lot. I hear from a
lot of my friends who have kids, who are like
now in their thirties and about how great the relationship
is now, you know, and and like you can't have
that when the kids are teenagers or in even their
early twenties. And they sent me this graph about like
you know how much you respect your parents and you know,

(01:18:25):
think that they know what they're talking about. So when
you're like a little kid, it's still above zero, right,
And then from thirteen to about nineteen, it's way below
the line of zero, so that you think they're so dumb,
and then you start coming out of it about twenty
five and about thirty is where most people can start
to go, you know what, man, my parents really were
looking out for me and have my best interests in

(01:18:46):
herror or.

Speaker 6 (01:18:46):
The very least. They were doing the best they could
with the knowledge they had.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
So you can't be close and like friends like that
until I think you have that understanding about you know, that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
Makes perfect sense who they were and what they were trying.

Speaker 7 (01:18:59):
To do, because kids lack understanding until they're thirty because
they're dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
Yeah, and you have a different dynamic between the two
of you. They're being your parent. Now you're kind of equals.
I tell my kids all the time. I said, you know,
someday you'll realize that. You know, I was actually like
trying to do goodbye in and give you good advice.

Speaker 6 (01:19:16):
And what I was talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
And you'll miss me when I'm gone, right, yeah, So
what they say, the older you get, you'll feel bad,
and I hope you do. The older you get, the
smarter your parents get. Yeah right right right. Oh, so
Greg when he spent some time with his parents, remember
we were doing hot take dating with dumb ass Tyler,
and so we sent Greg with some hot.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Takes relationship hot take.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
His parents have been together for sixty years.

Speaker 6 (01:19:40):
I don't know anyone else that can hold that record.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Really, nobody.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
I'm sure there's tons where Greg sits with his dad
and they have conversations.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
That's where we learned about some of the things that
Greg did when he was a kid, Yeah, a little
and things like that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
And this time around, I actually wasn't drunk when I
talked to him, and I do think for future episodes
of me sitting with my dad, we both need to
be drunk, because but I did ask him a few
of these quote hot takes, like should you go to
bed angry? For example, all right, so agree or disagree,
and why it's actually better to just go to bed

(01:20:14):
angry because a well rested brain is much better at
handling disagreements the next day.

Speaker 15 (01:20:20):
Well, I agree, because we do that all the time,
go to bed angry depending on the issue. It's hard
to stop being angry all of a sudden at midnight
just because you're going to bed.

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
I agree with that. Sleep it off. Yeah, I agree
with that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
People go you never go to bed angry, No, no,
because you get some sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
Kick We just yeah, exactly. He's also very old fashioned
when it comes to living together before marriage.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Oh yeah, we just believe that you need to live
together before you.

Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
Get back to kick the tires.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
I guess Greg's dad doesn't agree.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Do not marry until you've lived together for three years
because it takes time to know how somebody really is
at home.

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
Well, I disagree with that.

Speaker 15 (01:21:04):
I disagree with the idea of people living together without
getting married.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
Well, you must really disagree with.

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
My life I have. I have some comments about that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Yeah, I don't follow up on that, like slipped and
hit delete on the.

Speaker 12 (01:21:29):
Living in.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
Your relationship will only ever rise to the level of
your self esteem.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
I don't know. I don't know what that question means.

Speaker 15 (01:21:39):
But I don't have a problem with self esteem, so
maybe we can answer it that way.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Well, that's good to hear. What about mom's self aslam?

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
Oh she has lots.

Speaker 6 (01:21:51):
I'm basically saying, like, you'll you'll, you'll take what you
what you think you deserve.

Speaker 9 (01:21:55):
I agree with that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Yeah, I'm like that. I don't get it really, Yeah,
what I mean, it's all for your talk. I agree
with that.

Speaker 6 (01:22:01):
Well, I don't really you accept what you think you deserve.
So if some guys like extra crappy to you, you're
something about you, things that that's as good as it's
going to get for you.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
And that's maybe yeah, okay, maybe, Like a tied to
you said, you learn from other relationships, like if you
grew up in a house where you know, parents weren't
all lovey dovey or barely spoke to each other, there's
a lot of resentment or whatever. You just figured that
that's how relationships we're supposed to be.

Speaker 6 (01:22:25):
I guess this is what marriage looks like, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
Yeah, I could see that because it's the example that
was set right.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Right, And then relationships being easy, are they easy. Relationships
are the easiest things in the world. If you're with
the right person.

Speaker 15 (01:22:38):
Well, I think that's uh goes without saying that it's
the right person, you know, everything works better.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
That's his nice way of saying, duh. Question next one.
This next one is pretty good, and maybe we would
have I don't know, got a different answer had you
guys been drinking.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
Exactly, had my mom not been sitting there. Yes, it's
about porn this one. Men shouldn't watch porn probably ever,
but definitely not while in a relationship.

Speaker 15 (01:23:08):
Oh, I guess I agree. I don't see why why
watching it at one time and not another time is
it makes a difference, But try to stay away from it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
Okay, you never went to one of those in New
York City, one of those adult theaters.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
Even in my college days. Things were different in those days. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
Like how some people prefer to make their own clothes.
I prefer to make my own with your mother, he's
a copyright which you said your dad sounds like Alan Arkin?

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
Yeah he does. Oh, I loved Alan Arkin. Yeah? What
about Uh? Just a kind of a general sex hot take.
Don't just expect sex if you're not working on actual intimacy.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
I'll just say I agree and leave.

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
It at that. You know you're saying that because mom's
sitting in the room. He kind of froze up. Yeah,
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
Well, I think anytime you're having that kind of conversation depends.
Your parents are very you know, they're very straightly, they
are very button Yeah. Like if I would have sat
there and have that conversation with my dad, it would be.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
Two different things.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
Different.

Speaker 15 (01:24:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
What about dating after a relationship? Don't date for a
year after the end of a serious relationship.

Speaker 15 (01:24:22):
I'll I'll find out if that ever happens to me,
whether I have to wait.

Speaker 4 (01:24:26):
A year or not. Various, It depends.

Speaker 15 (01:24:29):
It depends how serious the relationship was, how long it lasted.
Sometimes you shouldn't date it at.

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
All at all.

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Well, you had a close friend who had been married
for decades, her husband passed away and she was dating
within was it like it was about two months? Right?

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
Within a week?

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
Within a week? Okay? What a flore Ye?

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Damn?

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
Well, I mean technically was dead. So he was dead.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Yeah, death us parts you guys are apart? Yeah, right,
and then what does he think about little white li lies?
Pay attention, dumbass tyler. Honesty is mandatory. Even white lies
are still lies.

Speaker 15 (01:25:08):
Well that's not exactly true. Sometimes white lies are important
or necessary, I should say, and I'll use the word
diplomacy or being tactful instead of calling it a white light. Now,
if my wife came home from the hairdresser and she
asked for my honest opinion, I might be in trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
It's then don't ask. And then what about certain money matters, Okay,
like keeping, being financially independent, separate from each other. Yeah,
well that's that's my mom and my stepdad, so they
keep completely. They've been married for decades.

Speaker 7 (01:25:45):
It's in I don't know. I feel like it's to
an insane degree.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
Though, Nancy, Oh's John keep a little tally?

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
Keep yourself financially independent?

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
Oh I am, but my wife depends on me.

Speaker 6 (01:25:59):
Yeah, I take it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
And then something that you agree with, Woody, I'm sure,
is that you should set money aside for a housekeeper,
because you always say, what is your time worth?

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Well, it doesn't have to be for that or something
along those, just something something that buys you, like time
that you would rather be using for other.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
Things, And is it worth it?

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
And if you could do it, Like I'm just saying,
like you live beyond your means, but like you know,
you could wash your own car, right, yes, but most
people go to the car wash, right why? Way faster
and easier, exactly right, So you know you don't have
to spend money in the car wash. You have a hose,
sure you know what I mean, sponging, and you could
do it. But what does he think about something?

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Always budget for a housekeeper an open question.

Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
I don't think that's necessary.

Speaker 15 (01:26:52):
That depends on again, on individual situations.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
Now, you guys have a housekeeper. You complain about her
that she doesn't do a thorough job, but you've had
her for years and years and years and years.

Speaker 15 (01:27:03):
Correct, And I keep telling my wife that I could
do a better job and I and for less money,
but she doesn't agree with me.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Okay. And that's what they do. They complain about the
housekeeper constantly. Oh she didn't clean that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
That's the first world problem.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Yeah, yeah, it totally is.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
And if there were other ones out there, I'm sure,
like it's crazy. They got the world only you know,
the one housekeeper that it's out of a history with her.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
They don't want to get whatever. And then I think
I might have wrapped it up with just general advice.
I think so for a couple of that who married
for sixty years. All right, like what we have to say, well,
happy sixty if any words of wisdom, any advice for
people that hope to someday be with their spouse for
sixty years.

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
Patience is a key to success. And don't talk to lawyers.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
Yeah, yeah, how did you guys make it sixty years?
We just lived long enough to make it last and
never hired a divorce lat All right, well, happy anniversary,
Thanks for talking to.

Speaker 4 (01:27:57):
Us, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
Yeah, that was his answer. Just, well, we lived long
enough to make it sixty years. We survived, and we
didn't hire a divorce lawyer.

Speaker 6 (01:28:06):
Smart man, wise words.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
All right, but your parents are the best. They are
very very sweet, very nice, and they're way better now
than they were when I was a kid.

Speaker 6 (01:28:15):
Yeah, because I keep thinking of actually think about this
a lot. When you said your dad hit you so
hard out your nose and you told him he said no,
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
He's back here me right across the face, and no
blood came flying out of my nose.

Speaker 11 (01:28:28):
Oh my god, what did you just do.

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
I didn't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
With a.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Hint nothing sports dag with the G Jeff garci.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Yo, Jeff G.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
What's happening?

Speaker 3 (01:28:50):
Good morning and Happy Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
Woodie Show.

Speaker 18 (01:28:52):
Had a great time on Saturday out at brew Reex.
So fun meeting everybody. By the way, I think my
wife has still hung over good times.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
Let's move on to the sports.

Speaker 18 (01:29:00):
For the first time since nineteen eighty, the men's hockey
team won gold at the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
Got out of.

Speaker 11 (01:29:05):
Faces with coppers, walk across a cup.

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
Jacks Witch.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
States Jack Hughes had your game winner and here he
is after the game.

Speaker 11 (01:29:19):
I love the us sir, I love my teammates. It's unbelievable.
The us R hockey brotherhood.

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
It's so strong.

Speaker 18 (01:29:26):
Dude did all that with the bloody mouth and a
missing tooth. Hockey players they are just different man. Moving
on to the NBA, Lakers lost by twenty two to
the Celtics on the same day that pat Riley got
his statue outside Crypto dot Com Arena. We gotta do better, man,
losing to the Celtics on pat Riley's day. Luca had
twenty five, Lebron twenty and Reeves fifteen in the loss.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
Everyone else just forgot how to score.

Speaker 18 (01:29:49):
Clippers had a chance to win it at the Buzzer,
but matherin brick the three Baseball spring training Dodgers beat
the Padres yesterday, Dodger Seattle today at twelve noon.

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
Angels beat the d Backs yesterday ten to nine.

Speaker 18 (01:29:59):
Halo's and rain at twelve nuon MLS soccer season kicked
off this weekend. LAFC beat Messi and Miami three nil,
and my Galaxy tie.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
New York won one.

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
Klaus got his first goal in a Galaxy uniform.

Speaker 18 (01:30:10):
And as since we're talking soccer, four high level soccer
matches were postponed on Sunday, including Chiebas VERSUS America. After
cartel boss Mncho got killed by the Mexican Army and
of course all the rioting and retaliation happened. Big prayers
and shout outs to everyone out there in Mexico right now,
be safe.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
I'm Jeff g and that' you so cole sports.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
I Jeff you two yembecile. Well he's our embecile now.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Show do you see the Vikings wide receiver Rondell Moore
was found dead.

Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Yeah, police arrived at the scene said his death was
the result of his self inflicted gunshot wounded the head,
and the death.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
Remains under investigation.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
He had been in the NFL since twenty twenty one,
but it completely missed the last two seasons because of
the injuries that he suffered in the preseason.

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
That sucks. What's sad?

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Like His coach Kevin O'Donnell said that More was a humble,
soft spoken, respectful young man. We're all heartbroken by the
fact that he won't continue to live out his NFL
dream and we won't have a chance to watch him flourish.
He was only twenty five years old.

Speaker 11 (01:31:12):
My god.

Speaker 6 (01:31:13):
Okay, so what position did you play?

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
He was a wide receiver.

Speaker 6 (01:31:15):
Okay, so please obviously excuse the ignorance that you know
I have. Is this a position where you are hitting
the head a lot?

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
This CTE related like Antonio Brown was a wide receiver,
but he got smoked by Montes Bervt is the one
that scrambled that rocked Bill master Rowski, the Pittsburgh Pirates
legend Hall of Famer. He died on Friday. He was
eighty nine. He was best known for hitting the only
walk off home run in Game seven history. Of the

(01:31:43):
World series The Pirates beat the Yankees. Nice. Yeah, all right,
So we have a text that came in. It says,
I just now watched the Instagram videos and I saw
what you guys look like. Oh after a decade of listening.
Oh wow, we've always sawt We've always said, yourself a favor,

(01:32:04):
Like if you meet us out at an event, that
could be one thing, you know, but like just in general,
if you're just a listener and you're never gonna go
to any of these events or see us in person,
just do yourself a favor.

Speaker 3 (01:32:13):
Just let the let the mystery, Let the mystery be
your real whatever pictures in your head.

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
That's the right one. Yeah, all right, So this is
this is what they said. Gina, Yeah, super hot, nice Greg,
smoke show, Morgan really pretty. She is defining room right
the second. But I know she would appreciate that. Sammy, Yes,

(01:32:42):
girl next door, Oh for sure. Woodie Dad trying to
look cool, trying a lot of effort into this a little.
Let me let me tell you, I agonize over menace.
You look like you get high with your ferrets.

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
That's a good day. Yeah, yeah, I mean you love
getting high.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
I love getting high and might be like a fer
You look like a fard are so greasy. I have
a friend that was heavy and fair.

Speaker 7 (01:33:17):
They stink, they smell really like, Yeah, my buddy, he
got really into world of warcraft and ferrets, and like
when I visited his house when he first bought it,
very nice. He had a hot girlfriend, beautiful, uh saltwater
fish tank and then he got into world of warcraft
and ferrets. Girlfriend gone fish tank totally green with like, yeah,

(01:33:39):
it was a mess of a house, so.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
It says, before I looked you guys up, I thought
Greg was black. Oh really six six one all right?
Back to the Texas six seven eight sea Bass. I'm
surprised you don't get arrested anytime you're near a park.
He just looked like the you know, someone on a
watch list. Yeah, like if you told a I to generate,
like you know, jump, create an image to somebody who
would be on.

Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
A watch less lurking near a park.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Bort This one says a lot nicer than his rants
make him seem, babe, babe. And then dumbass Tyler exactly
what you sound like, Darth Butter. Yeah, yeah there you go,
all right, thank you, thank you six seven eight.

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
Yeah, we always say like we look how people with
food poisoning feel truth general in general, like if you
if you averaged out, I mean they're you know, there's
some beauty, there's some beasts. You want to share. What
that photo they were talking about yesterday text, I found
that food member, I told you there was that photo.
I found like his medicine.

Speaker 3 (01:34:36):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
I was going through some old stuff and I found
like some really bad old There's just a photo that
came up where I'm like, oh my god, yeah, show
no I found it. I couldn't find it and then
I and then I found it. I sent it to menace. Dude,
look look at these two monsters.

Speaker 3 (01:34:53):
Yeah right, rude, I mean look, wow, God, you guys
look look so different.

Speaker 6 (01:34:59):
Look insanely actually so dude.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
Wow yeah aad, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
What year was that?

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
Because the stuff that I was well, this that I
should my wife will laughed.

Speaker 12 (01:35:10):
Yeah, I mean I've just never seen you like that.

Speaker 7 (01:35:12):
Yeah, I mean the pause real quick. So the stuff
that I was looking at saying like we looked really bad.
That was twenty thirteen. No, sorry, that was twenty twenty three.

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
What year I don't know, it doesn't have the Yeah,
it didn't didn't meditate. That's hilarious. Yeah, that's definitely not
twenty twenty three. That's wow. No, I know, yeah, it's
older than that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
D I'll let that be incentive, you know, never going back. Actually,
I understand what you're saying. You just don't know what
the hell you're talking about.

Speaker 19 (01:35:45):
This.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
Well, it's like to be a part of the show
A seven seven forty four. What is going to call
text us two two nine eighty seven into another new
hour of this as show today?

Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
Well to show card narks coming up for you this hour.
It's it's one of those things. You're just supposed to
put the car back.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
Yeah, it's not a big deal.

Speaker 4 (01:36:08):
Bring either.

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
You don't have to bring it back all the way
to the front of the story. You just bring the
cart returns or throughout the park. It's not a big deal.
Like we used to be a proper society, you know,
long ago. Yeah, but now everyone's just an idiot, like
real life idiocracy. Like you shouldn't have to tell people
to put the car back to the car crawd, but
but we do.

Speaker 6 (01:36:28):
And when you tell them, you shouldn't get anything more
than my bad.

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
The other thing is too And I've experienced this a
couple of times here recently at the building. You're at
the radio station. We're on the fifth floor.

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
Elevator etiquette, like you shouldn't have to tell people like
let people exit the elevator before.

Speaker 3 (01:36:47):
Oh my god, people still don't. I have learned that.

Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
Literally considered making pamphlets to just get oh, here's the
deal actually, you know, like the Staples loves him.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
You know, like where you go, Like he's going prefer office,
thank you office.

Speaker 5 (01:37:01):
Yeah, they could be he's got it would give it
would be it would give a diagram of how like
people in smaller spaces need to go out to the
larger space, You in the larger space coming to the
smaller space as because they have one way out and
you have plenty of room to wait for them.

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
Which is something you would have to teach to a
for you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
But there's a door right there, you can walk out,
Uh hold the door if someone's right behind you, like
you know, even though we didn't you didn't make eye contact,
you know someone is right behind you.

Speaker 5 (01:37:30):
Let me say this, I agree, of course, but I
think we have two longholders. We have people who if
you're all the way down the hall.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
Yeah, that's awkward. Now get our pretend to half.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
An hour until you reach where I am.

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
My my rule is, if I've made eye contact, I'm
holding the door. But if I know someone's right behind me, yes,
I will hold the door without the eye contact. But
if I've made eye contact, you know I will. I
will hold especially man for man unacceptable, that's embarrassing. Some
other etiquette's men. Everybody should know by now cover your
mouth when you call for your sneeze that has gone

(01:38:04):
out the windows. Sure you don't cover your mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:38:06):
When you're young, just because it's unsightly.

Speaker 3 (01:38:09):
Like in public.

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
I will headphones always, no exceptions. Don't play music, watch videos,
take calls, and speaker phone.

Speaker 6 (01:38:16):
The worst defenders are parents who give their kids phones
and iPads. What is wrong with them?

Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
Also, feet don't go on seats.

Speaker 9 (01:38:25):
Oh yeah I have.

Speaker 12 (01:38:27):
Yeah, I have my feet on the seat right now
and all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:38:31):
That's not how I'm sitting.

Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
Are your shoes on, Yes, it's not acceptable.

Speaker 12 (01:38:37):
It is the side of the foot. But my feet
rarely touched the ground when I'm in a chair. It's
so uncomfortable to sit and have my feet dangles so
they end up on the seat.

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
I had to tell a grown ass person, a friend
of mine who is over at the house, who had
their shoes their sneakers up on my couch that pretty
say it down, that's gross.

Speaker 6 (01:38:59):
What is this an adults? And how did you say it?

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
I'm like, get your goddamn shoes off my couch?

Speaker 3 (01:39:05):
Is somebody we know? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
No, they were? They raise it up, barn?

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
Do they have no parents? Are legal? Are you writing
it down?

Speaker 2 (01:39:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:39:18):
That makes sense? Surprised, that makes sense. Absolutely, the world
revolves around me.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
You shouldn't have to tell people. But I guess we
do return borrowed stuff in the same condition or better.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
Yeah, I've done that so many times. I have loan
stuff and they return it broken. And the response is.

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
But even like, there used to be a rule at
the radio station, like when you were done with your shift,
you straighten the studio, you put it, you push the
chair in pig, you put the pens, you put the
pens back in the cup or whatever, and there'll be like,
but inevitably the next day that I would come in
like did you use a different pen for every time
you needed a pen right everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:40:01):
I would put the mics at right angles and everywhere
in the.

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
Chairs, like in like public and just communal areas, to
clean up at yourself, be on time or communicate if
you're not going to be on time, let him know.
Oh hey, I'm running a little bit late. Please, thank you,
excuse me, especially at stores. Why am I the one
not apologize? Why am I the one going oh, thanks,
appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
Yeah, have a good one, They say nothing. Yeah, just
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Eat with your mouth closed?

Speaker 3 (01:40:28):
Menace?

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
What eat with your mouth closed? This one's also menace?
How do you put stuff in my mouth? Thank you?
Not stopping suddenly while walking in a crowd of people.

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
I hate that. No spatial awareness at all.

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
Or you just in just in general, like menace isn't
like with the personal space. But menace will do like
he'll stop in the middle of a doorway. Oh yeah,
because he's on the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
And the.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
But the hyperbolic, the bigger, the bigger, the bigger problem
is the personal space.

Speaker 3 (01:40:57):
Uh you know, just in general.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
You remember the sign for old episode the close talker
ye reinhold, Yeah, like you know, judge, you don't need
to be even within an arms reach to have a
conversation unless it's a secret.

Speaker 7 (01:41:10):
And I'm sorry if you're this listener and you know
who you are. But there's one listener that goes to
all of our events way close talker man, and he's
like been at events where he says like, oh, yeah,
I'm not feeling so well and he leans in like
I'll step back, he leans in forward faces.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
Are we going to kiss?

Speaker 11 (01:41:32):
Just get it over?

Speaker 4 (01:41:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
I shouldn't have to be told no unannounced visits.

Speaker 12 (01:41:40):
I'm okay with popping. I cannot like pleasant surprise.

Speaker 3 (01:41:47):
I would have thought that stopped in the eighties. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
Now, also someone I don't care about this one, but
I understand it texting before calling unless it's an emergency.

Speaker 3 (01:41:57):
They're saying you should not do that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
You should text before you call. That's just like business,
and you're gonna leave a message, yeah something.

Speaker 9 (01:42:06):
If you're gonna call anyways, what's the point.

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
Well, typically, if I need to talk to somebody, I'll
just text call me. Yeah, because I figured people are
in the middle of something. I don't expect everybody I'm
just gonna call. You know, you're in the middle of something.
Every once in a while. Yeah, but like just in general,
if it's nothing pressing or whatever. Yeah, it's means when
you have a moment, when you have a minute, call me,
Yeah you should that though, when you have a moment,

(01:42:29):
call me, Yeah, I mean it's it's thank you if
it was somebody that I don't deal with all the time.
But like you know, if but I know, do I
just say that to my wife? Like when you have
a moment, call me? How about just like call me?

Speaker 9 (01:42:45):
I would people not the.

Speaker 3 (01:42:48):
Other way around. But see, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:42:50):
I don't think. I guess that's that's a difference, like
it lacks context or whatever like that for you up whatody?
And I argue that the thumbs up is aggressive.

Speaker 9 (01:43:04):
Yeah, the thumbs up aggressive totally.

Speaker 2 (01:43:07):
That just means cool, Like all right, cool. Now, doesn't
call me prayer hands, Yeah, call me with.

Speaker 3 (01:43:13):
A red heart.

Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
Just return the cards to the corral and we wouldn't
need cardnarks follow. I do I do enjoy the segment,
of course, I do enjoy the videos. More explosive, the
better it's interesting to listen to people try to lie
to your face.

Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
On the explosive scale, this round of card Narks today.

Speaker 2 (01:43:34):
Well, it's it's explosively delicious, all new, all ex explosively delicious,
never heard before. All right, that's Cartnark's coming up next
eight seven, seven forty four. What can send us your text?
Check in over to two to nine eighty seven more?
What you show next?

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
Hang on.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
Show the show.

Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
Well, it's just the common courtesy. It's not too much
to ask. And a lot of these people that we
meet in this segment would rather sit there for three
quarters of their day, yeah, arguing over it, rather than
just doing the right thing. In return of those cards
his time for what do you show? Card Narks, cardin Ards, What.

Speaker 4 (01:44:19):
You're gonna do?

Speaker 3 (01:44:20):
What you're gonna do when they not on you?

Speaker 2 (01:44:22):
Cardinars, card Arks, What.

Speaker 4 (01:44:24):
You're gonna do?

Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
What you're gonna do when they knock on you?

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
Narks is filmed alongside the men and women of card Arks.

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
List of discretion is advised.

Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
All right, So Agent Sebastian, Yeah boy, he goes around
to the parking lots all over this world. He's on
international yep, yeah, it's not just domestic, and he just
tries to get people to do the right thing and
they'll argue with them sometimes they try to swing or
they pull, you know, something of weapons agents.

Speaker 3 (01:44:52):
Yeah, but he is ready.

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
He's got his magnets, he's got his bulletproof vest, his
aviator shades, and what is got for us this time?
In this round of what we show cartnark guys, we
had some brand new excuses.

Speaker 11 (01:45:04):
Oh so I want you.

Speaker 5 (01:45:06):
I approached this lady, and I wasn't quite sure about
this lady. Because what I'll do is I'll be walking around.
I'll kind of see people as are leaving the store,
and I'll say, oh, there's one person going that way.
Maybe I'm following someone else go another way.

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
At a distance.

Speaker 5 (01:45:17):
Not I'm not creeping, just observing them from a distance.
So I see this one lady leave and then I
see her, not she goes behind her car or I
can't see her, and then she gets in her car,
So like, oh, she must have left her car, because
otherwise I would have seen her push it out. So
notice how I approach her just with that question. Notice
that's all I'm I'm walking up. I'm not I'm not
pounding on her vehicle. I'm not screaming at her curiosity,

(01:45:38):
just hey, is this your car? Let's let's follow that
did this.

Speaker 11 (01:45:42):
It's right, So you left the car here, did you?

Speaker 12 (01:45:45):
So you're coming to news coming there, I'm leaving a car.

Speaker 11 (01:45:48):
I was just saying, did you see who did it?

Speaker 7 (01:45:49):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
Was it you?

Speaker 11 (01:45:51):
And what is it? I ages abashed with the cart narcs.
Oh I think it was you. Actually no, it wasn't me. Okay, good,
good good.

Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
If you arrassed me, it's going to be a serious.

Speaker 1 (01:46:03):
I think.

Speaker 10 (01:46:03):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:46:04):
Yeah, very point on your legs.

Speaker 11 (01:46:08):
You approached me.

Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
Yeah, you know how people use literally incorrect. Yeah, okay,
I've noticed. Not everything is crazy, true people say, dude
that that's crazy, and not everything is harassed.

Speaker 6 (01:46:23):
Not everyone is getting harassed, exactly exactly, there's that I
was because I get that's probably the number one complain
I get like about the illegality of card arcs, which
is legal?

Speaker 3 (01:46:32):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (01:46:32):
Is it? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
You're harassing?

Speaker 4 (01:46:33):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:46:33):
Google take them a second. Google what people who are
arrested for harassment are It is stalking. It is repeated,
you know, threats, violence, things of that nature. So okay,
already again, she's already thrown accusations at me, and you
heard me. I didn't cut anything out there. I'm like, hey,
it's just your cart, so that that that raises my cart?
Nark sense is that, oh this is her card. Things

(01:46:54):
are going on, but she maybe maybe she won't be
so defensive.

Speaker 2 (01:46:57):
We'll find out if.

Speaker 11 (01:46:58):
It wasn't you.

Speaker 19 (01:46:59):
I'm apologized, or make that yes, So thank you for
clarifying the situation, if in need.

Speaker 3 (01:47:03):
That's true.

Speaker 11 (01:47:04):
You're very angry for some reason though, which.

Speaker 6 (01:47:05):
I'm angry because I didn't know why you were approaching me.

Speaker 11 (01:47:07):
Oh, I asked you about who? I asked you.

Speaker 12 (01:47:10):
You point at me and pointed at the car.

Speaker 11 (01:47:11):
I asked her, Hey, is this yours? What's wrong with
the question? You're somebody approaching me?

Speaker 3 (01:47:16):
Woman?

Speaker 11 (01:47:18):
Is why I was approaching you.

Speaker 12 (01:47:20):
You approached me.

Speaker 11 (01:47:21):
I thought. I didn't knock, I didn't bang on the window.
I think you would have done this. I'm giving you
a magnet. Actually, I think.

Speaker 3 (01:47:26):
Anything anything on that car, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
She approached me as a as a woman. Again, but
my window was up so I couldn't hear you, which
is why. And then you gestured at the cart. Yeah,
I gestured at the cart because your window was up
and I was trying to gesture as to what, like
I'm doing everything she wants me to do.

Speaker 6 (01:47:44):
She's responding to you like you used a battering ram, right,
And I told you to her, I asked you a
calm question and gestured in a calm manner.

Speaker 5 (01:47:52):
I didn't screamed and bang, that's not good enough for her.
So I pull out the magnet and she I kind
of like leave it over the corner of her car
and it I love that. Well, here's the thing, because
she she did do a little pulloid move as you
heard there. It did drop on the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:48:07):
Stick to the car as it went.

Speaker 2 (01:48:08):
Also, is that kind of like you don't want to
flag to touch the ground?

Speaker 4 (01:48:15):
Yeah? You?

Speaker 2 (01:48:16):
Was there any kind of special you know, procedure for
so like some like a kid touching the alp.

Speaker 3 (01:48:22):
Or like bullfighting with the cave and then the car
just goes through.

Speaker 5 (01:48:25):
Right, So so okay, so so far I've not done
anything to her. But and she and she's in her
car and driving, so she should leave or she could
get out to argue some more.

Speaker 2 (01:48:34):
Let's see what happens.

Speaker 3 (01:48:35):
Are you serious?

Speaker 11 (01:48:36):
Well, man, I'm serious about the cars?

Speaker 3 (01:48:38):
You could know? Know what do you know?

Speaker 9 (01:48:43):
Like I have a medical condition.

Speaker 3 (01:48:46):
You just triggered me.

Speaker 2 (01:48:49):
Anxiety anxiety if a triggered, I would not if I
were writing this as a sketch, I would not do
that because it's too obvious.

Speaker 9 (01:48:59):
And too cliche.

Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
And by the way, guess what that is, menace? That's
therapy talking Spider Man shooting, that's therapy.

Speaker 6 (01:49:11):
That's Instagram therapy.

Speaker 2 (01:49:13):
But that's what.

Speaker 5 (01:49:14):
But that's what we've been and I've been saying, is
everywhere therapy has become such the default that it has
spilled out into society and infected every that sucks. So
she has anxiety, and I triggered her by again so far,
asking a polite question and motioning at her car with
a magnet.

Speaker 3 (01:49:32):
Specify that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:49:34):
She is as a woman.

Speaker 5 (01:49:35):
Now at this point, a guy has stopped and I'm
watching this dude like videotape the whole thing, like, oh,
as a fan. So I got to go talk to
the fan, which I love, like a captain love. I
love what this happens because it pisses off the perpetrator
so much that I have to support. So a quick
detour with the fan.

Speaker 11 (01:49:49):
Let me talk to this guy real quick. Agent, Yes, sir,
what's your name? Edgar Man? Nice to meet you. She
says she has anxiety, so she can't take her card back.
Thanks for stopping. Appreciate another one for my buddy. Yes, absolutely,
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
Absolutely give him sticks. She's probably seething. Well, she is seething,
and she's on the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:50:10):
With the cops.

Speaker 9 (01:50:11):
I was wondering why she was waiting around for you,
So she.

Speaker 3 (01:50:13):
Was waiting while you talk to Edward.

Speaker 5 (01:50:15):
Right, So not only did she stop and get out
when the magnet hit the ground and then yell at
me more about her trigger to anxiety?

Speaker 2 (01:50:20):
Was she calling because you littered?

Speaker 5 (01:50:22):
No, no, she's she's calling again because harassment, which is
not true. So here she is on the phone and
I'm over I'm overhearing her, so I'm trying to correct
her as she's spewing her lies.

Speaker 11 (01:50:33):
It's just a fan. I had to talk to you
real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:50:34):
I don't care.

Speaker 11 (01:50:35):
I'll just was just explaining, No, it's not funny. If
you're so anxious, why are you sticking around? That's my question.

Speaker 12 (01:50:41):
You doing what you just did can cause people to
have a different kind of reaction.

Speaker 19 (01:50:46):
Well, my raction is to tell the truth. Is a
man asked her to put her card back. Recorded me
very calm, very polite, not narks, which.

Speaker 2 (01:50:58):
She shouldn't a person get off the permission to.

Speaker 11 (01:51:00):
No, we're in public, man, that's that's the first amendment.

Speaker 2 (01:51:04):
So she's like, you just a cart knocks. He's recording me,
which I hit.

Speaker 5 (01:51:08):
I'm still surprised in this day and age that we
get the you can't record me in public.

Speaker 6 (01:51:12):
If I was the cop dispatcher, I'd be like, get
off of my phone.

Speaker 2 (01:51:16):
There's actual emergency.

Speaker 5 (01:51:17):
They should be doing that, because she not only not
only she she's spinning her lies, but she gets even
worse here.

Speaker 11 (01:51:22):
He wants the way he throws something at my car.

Speaker 19 (01:51:25):
I slightly placed a magnet somewhere New yorkr didn't even
go on your car, quite frankly.

Speaker 11 (01:51:28):
Something that's not a crue. That's a lie. I showed
her to it, and I know it's a magnet.

Speaker 6 (01:51:33):
You threw something at me?

Speaker 2 (01:51:34):
Right?

Speaker 13 (01:51:34):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:51:34):
No, no, I did not actually, because I tell him
I'm having an anxiety attack.

Speaker 11 (01:51:38):
And her idea is to stick around. If this is
so anxiety provoking, why are you staying around?

Speaker 2 (01:51:42):
Man?

Speaker 9 (01:51:42):
Why would I drive with anxiety.

Speaker 11 (01:51:45):
If someone put your car? Oh, stop using that word.

Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
She's gotta go, she asked, her like maybe she's in
need of some D or something.

Speaker 3 (01:51:55):
You know what menace sounds like. By the way, women
love it when you down, calming down, you have low D.

Speaker 5 (01:52:08):
What I need is I need because I I got
to be the face of the organization, but I need
like a hype man. Yeah, like if Edgar's stuck around.

Speaker 2 (01:52:14):
Your bitch, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:52:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:52:17):
So what ended up happening the cops, So.

Speaker 5 (01:52:20):
Possibly because at some point the cop the dispatcher said
kind of like put what I was saying together and said, oh, hey,
if you're really like afraid and anxious, stay in your car, dumbass.

Speaker 2 (01:52:30):
So she got back in the car and she's and
I'm just standing around.

Speaker 5 (01:52:33):
Nothing's happening. So I waited, but nothing happened. And again
this is what we call a low priority, especially in
a big city, a low priority call.

Speaker 2 (01:52:40):
So as a cartnark, a low priority call. As a
police officer, the police, that was like a you noted
as a as a cart nark official policy. So that
was that was a first you triggered my anxiety. I
read I met another lady in the same parking lot.
He showed card narks agents of I'm to show you

(01:53:00):
just a still shot. Pay attention to this lady's oh
my god, outfit? What color would you say?

Speaker 3 (01:53:05):
Her outfit is green? Green?

Speaker 2 (01:53:07):
And you could say, I haven't touched he.

Speaker 11 (01:53:11):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:53:11):
Maybe? Is it blue?

Speaker 2 (01:53:12):
She has the entry level bag, it's coach bag to
be forced perspective or whatever. But like she's standing in
front of her her car, but it looks like she's
no taller than the side mirror. Yes, it's a big suv.
You might notice. You might know she has a handicap

(01:53:32):
placard in that suv. And what color is that placard?
Would you say?

Speaker 4 (01:53:35):
Blue?

Speaker 2 (01:53:36):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:53:36):
Good?

Speaker 5 (01:53:36):
So I see her leave her card out in the
middle of the walkway and I approach her and the
same sort of thing as I kind of like, let
them talk their way in or out of the process,
and let's see how she responds.

Speaker 11 (01:53:48):
Somebody left their car here in the low in the walkway. Okay,
I don't know who that was, do you?

Speaker 2 (01:53:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:53:54):
I thought it was some lady. You looked like to
me like I had a green sweatshirt on. I don't blue.

Speaker 2 (01:54:00):
A liar man, that ain't hood responsible? What are you
talking about? You don't see nothing?

Speaker 6 (01:54:06):
Yeah, I got blue on it's literally the greenest thing
I've ever seen, primary green.

Speaker 2 (01:54:12):
It's like that is these are my pants?

Speaker 5 (01:54:15):
These you know, that's just that's denying shorts, denying reality.

Speaker 2 (01:54:19):
They're all a coach back except your game, all right,
So I I then again, I've never heard that one.
So I tried to like walk her through that one.
Got all blue?

Speaker 11 (01:54:29):
Am I color blind?

Speaker 6 (01:54:30):
On my pain?

Speaker 11 (01:54:34):
Well there's a lot of baskets in the car retord.
Oh that's not nice.

Speaker 2 (01:54:41):
Well, I'm not even arguing with you, but it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:54:43):
There's a lot of litter just add to it.

Speaker 5 (01:54:44):
By the way she moved the everyone she used the
everyone else is doing an excuse, but I already cleaned
that area up. So no, I put it again all
over there where they belong in the car.

Speaker 6 (01:54:53):
And then she goes full ad hominem, right yes.

Speaker 2 (01:54:55):
And then she can.

Speaker 3 (01:54:59):
Yeah, what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
I don't know what does that mean?

Speaker 6 (01:55:02):
Like you attack the person instead of the situation, Like, well,
you're crazy, so I don't even know you use it
in context again, like well, what you just say at
you want to use the word or the at hominem?

Speaker 2 (01:55:15):
Like so, how would I throw that into a sentence before,
but I never knew what it means.

Speaker 6 (01:55:18):
So like if you say to me like put your
car back, and I'm like, well, you're stupid. Oh now
you're going at hominem. Now you're attacking me and ste
I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:55:25):
The car right right, would be like if Mena says, hey,
you gotta you know you I'm rubber, you're glue.

Speaker 5 (01:55:34):
Right, you know, she's clearly lying to an officer at
the carts.

Speaker 2 (01:55:39):
So we go ahead and with a magnet application.

Speaker 11 (01:55:41):
That's our man at the rees, lazy bones on board.

Speaker 3 (01:55:44):
You're gonna put your you gonna put on my car.

Speaker 11 (01:55:47):
Yeah, it's like a mark of shame.

Speaker 19 (01:55:49):
It's also got our phone numbers, do on a call
so we can talk you through proper cart return etiquettes.

Speaker 11 (01:55:54):
Drop some color identifications. I'm pretty sure that's green.

Speaker 3 (01:55:57):
Well, what it's blue?

Speaker 11 (01:55:58):
Like that handiccyt flacker is blue? Satch of blue.

Speaker 3 (01:56:02):
At least she's being calm.

Speaker 2 (01:56:04):
I mean that I didn't trigger her anxiety.

Speaker 3 (01:56:06):
Yeah, to the point that she.

Speaker 2 (01:56:07):
Called what color is? What number is blue?

Speaker 6 (01:56:10):
Poor?

Speaker 2 (01:56:10):
God, damn it? What number is green? Did you write
it down?

Speaker 13 (01:56:16):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:56:16):
You did?

Speaker 2 (01:56:17):
You kept the list because she is so Yeah, to
just randomly test her color is yellow or what number
is yellow to what's orange seven? She's right. I think
she just memorized this is like her party trick.

Speaker 6 (01:56:33):
Yeah, it's not a trick. It's not anything.

Speaker 12 (01:56:35):
You're the one who asked her to write it down,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:56:38):
For if anybody ever decided to ask her later she
just had am all memory, I would Yeah, that's cool. Well,
there there's a.

Speaker 3 (01:56:44):
Lot of stuff you do that's not cool.

Speaker 2 (01:56:45):
Yeah, these two ladies, what.

Speaker 5 (01:56:51):
Number so oh for two on our cart returns here?
But I do have something to sweeten the pot here. Okay,
perhaps you're aware that celebrities have podcasts these days.

Speaker 3 (01:56:58):
I heard I heard on the Heart Radio.

Speaker 5 (01:57:02):
Yeah, I'm sure you could find the Office Ladies Podcasts,
which features Pam and Angela.

Speaker 11 (01:57:06):
From the Office.

Speaker 2 (01:57:07):
Yeah, that's a big podcast. It has a big old podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:57:10):
And they had they do like an open you know,
ask us anything sort of deal, and somebody asking about
cart returns and the principle behind that, and this is
their and their producer's response.

Speaker 2 (01:57:19):
I always return it.

Speaker 11 (01:57:20):
I returned my shopping cart same.

Speaker 13 (01:57:23):
Are either of you familiar with the Instagram account cart
narks is one point two million followers. It's a guy
who's a fictional parking lot enforcement. He doesn't work for
the company.

Speaker 11 (01:57:35):
Is he the Dwight shrew?

Speaker 3 (01:57:36):
Yes, people who shares magnets. Yeah, that's about right.

Speaker 6 (01:57:42):
Yeah, accurate, Thanks Angela.

Speaker 3 (01:57:44):
That's cool. Yeah, I mean it's about right.

Speaker 5 (01:57:47):
It would be if it were if if cart narks
were in the office universe, Dwight would be the card dark.

Speaker 2 (01:57:52):
Yeah, for sure, Well.

Speaker 15 (01:57:53):
There is.

Speaker 2 (01:57:59):
Everybody, Please return your cart.

Speaker 11 (01:58:05):
Do you apologize for making that? Yes, so thank you
for clarify the situation. If indeed that's true. You're very
angry for some reason though, which.

Speaker 6 (01:58:12):
I'm angry because I didn't know why you were approaching me.

Speaker 11 (01:58:15):
Oh, I asked you. Who I asked you?

Speaker 9 (01:58:17):
You pointed at me and pointing at the car.

Speaker 11 (01:58:19):
I asked her, Hey is this yours? Let me what's
wrong with a question?

Speaker 2 (01:58:21):
You're somebody approaching me?

Speaker 11 (01:58:24):
The one the first things I said to you was
why I was approaching you.

Speaker 12 (01:58:27):
You approached me that I.

Speaker 11 (01:58:28):
Didn't knock, I didn't back on the window. I think
you would have done this. I'm giving you a magnet.
Actually give me anything.

Speaker 2 (01:58:34):
Do you not want anything on that car?

Speaker 15 (01:58:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:58:38):
This show. Fuck, it's like just these fat people standing.
Who are you fark knockers?

Speaker 16 (01:58:44):
This is a woody show.

Speaker 4 (01:58:48):
Be the.

Speaker 2 (01:58:50):
I still got a woody welcome back and budding. Yeah
you like card nurses more that came from You can
find it on Instagram at cart and arcs.

Speaker 20 (01:59:02):
Can you find them on TikTok. We are working on
a new account, a new accounts considering like what you
do see on TikTok.

Speaker 5 (01:59:14):
The fact that I've got numerous emails from someone who
ran a TikTok fan account quote unquote where they were
just trying to make money off they were reposting stuff
and their face in the corner, and they they got
they got banned for copyright infringement. They're now emailing me
asking me to write TikTok on their behalf, saying that
they should be back on he should.

Speaker 6 (01:59:36):
Be allowed to continue stealing from me.

Speaker 2 (01:59:37):
By the way, their TikTok user name was cart Nark's official.
They're clearly not wired. What did you say to them?
Absolute nothing at all.

Speaker 7 (01:59:49):
We're talking Okay, I mean, I think their username sucks,
but I don't think you should like go after them
for a copyright.

Speaker 3 (01:59:55):
Here's what I do.

Speaker 2 (01:59:56):
Here. Here's a question, what's what's the etiquette? Because I
see it a lot where the top half of the
screen is somebody just kind of like looking at the
camera while the original video, which is actually good.

Speaker 6 (02:00:09):
They're just stealing contest reaction.

Speaker 2 (02:00:11):
But what's not react? They're just react, they're just taking content.

Speaker 6 (02:00:15):
Yeah, they're just stealing content because now it's on their account,
they get the credit.

Speaker 5 (02:00:20):
So what's the etiquette there? The law, and the law
is that you're for fair uses, which is what they'll claim.
I'm using this because I'm adding commentary and otherwise transforming it.
They have to be a transformative work that is not
a substitution for the original. But in the case like this,
you clearly have seen the whole video. They haven't added

(02:00:42):
any meaningful commentary or transformation, so it is a direct
substitution for the video.

Speaker 2 (02:00:46):
Therefore, I see it a lot. They're just not point
to it.

Speaker 7 (02:00:50):
Yeah, I think it's up to the person that created
the original content how they feel about it. Now, I'm
saying that the way that you think about it, SeaBASS,
is kind of old. Thinking of the copy right now,
I know you're angry because you don't have your official account.
But I think no, if you were, though I would
I would not be mad if this person was re
posting her stuff because it just gets more awareness of

(02:01:14):
the break That's where.

Speaker 2 (02:01:16):
It goes back to the clipping I saw that we've
talked about.

Speaker 3 (02:01:18):
I saw a video.

Speaker 2 (02:01:19):
It was Charlottage and the Breakfast Club, right, and it
was I mean, it was the same exact video like
they were. Looks like like black and yellow paper has
kind of been torn in the videos in the middle
of it and now instead of like the breakfast club
logo in the center of the middle of the screen
there it was like financial blah blah blah blah whatever.
This whoever was reposted it was on their account. I

(02:01:41):
understand it said the Breakfast Club there, but there was
no like face in the corner, like you know, reacting
or anything.

Speaker 7 (02:01:47):
They just look at the oldbie would be angry because like,
oh man, somebody took my content and now they got
four million views off it. But the new way of
thinking of it is just it just increases awareness of you,
even though it's somebody's taking.

Speaker 5 (02:02:02):
But what's that worth unless you if if your only
value is let's say you have a YouTube channel and
someone steals yourself and puts it on TikTok. That doesn't
make them go to your YouTube channel.

Speaker 2 (02:02:11):
That that means good.

Speaker 6 (02:02:13):
That's like and all the like audition stuff. It used
to say, no payment, just meals and credit.

Speaker 2 (02:02:19):
If I saw, let's say, we'll use this breakfast club
thing as an example. If I saw that, I go
what it says. I see it's breakfast club. It says
breakfast club, and I thought it was entertaining and I
was interested in I would seek out more breakfast club stuff.

Speaker 7 (02:02:32):
And then I would find an initial account. Unfortunately, you
do not have one. So that's why I think you're.

Speaker 3 (02:02:36):
About that being said.

Speaker 2 (02:02:38):
Go to TikTok at the cart narks and see what
you see there. You might like it. Okay, the partners,
all right, check it out. Hey, Greg has something to
admit to Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (02:02:49):
And it's not I know you. It's not giving credit.
That's not credit, but you know credit because.

Speaker 2 (02:02:54):
I can tell you how this is going to go. Thing, No,
but I can tell you how it's going to go.
It's yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (02:02:59):
I'm with a couple of friends and they had to
head off to the airport. They arranged a ride through
somebody they know. So this was not a car service.
It was just like a family friend. He comes to
pick them up in a cyber truck. I have seen
them from the outside. I think they're hideous, but I
had never seen one from the inside. So before they left,
I said, let me check this thing out. Got to

(02:03:20):
admit it's pretty.

Speaker 2 (02:03:21):
Rad, right, I'm still I'm still edging was.

Speaker 3 (02:03:31):
Way bigger than I thought it would be, and they
were comfortable, and it had TV screens back there, so
it was like entertainment. Just opening the rear door, I
gotta say, pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (02:03:40):
It's hand.

Speaker 3 (02:03:43):
It's like a button or.

Speaker 2 (02:03:44):
Something, trying to just bane all that stuff.

Speaker 15 (02:03:46):
Men.

Speaker 7 (02:03:47):
Yeah, so China does not like hidden door handles, so yeah,
another reason to like it now.

Speaker 3 (02:03:54):
But I will say the driver had to hit the
button multiple times because the door wouldn't open. Well, that
was the thing.

Speaker 2 (02:03:58):
There was a there's a video of one of the
read they're saying, this is the reason that China's banning
is because there was a mine. It looked like a
pretty minor accident, but because the battery got damaged, it
started a fire. It was one of those battery fires, right,
and so they know they couldn't get out in the
cyber truck, all yes, and the people so the guy
in the driver he got out, but then the other

(02:04:19):
people died.

Speaker 7 (02:04:19):
Well weird unless they're knocked out because all of those
things have manual safety latches on the inside.

Speaker 2 (02:04:25):
Yeah, it's built in the armrest. Yeah. Well maybe no
one told them. They don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:04:34):
Oh yeah, like people that haven't been before, they hate
those banuel things and they almost break the door because
those are only for emergencies.

Speaker 5 (02:04:45):
That's not also true, not what the cyber truck anyway,
Anything breaks on the cyber truck.

Speaker 3 (02:04:49):
But do they have an emergency thing to open it
from the outside in case it's burning and you're passed
out and I can get you out.

Speaker 11 (02:04:56):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (02:05:00):
At least they can break the easily. You can shoot
you away, I will.

Speaker 3 (02:05:06):
Say, though interior. Yeah, so good job inventing that truck.

Speaker 2 (02:05:12):
You still have You still had your complimentary right.

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Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

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Let's go do it Monday? In the books, Yep, one down,
four to go.

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Speaker 3 (02:06:16):
Yeah, don't tell anybody you love them with all your heart.
Tell them you love them with all your butt, because
it's bigger.

Speaker 2 (02:06:24):
I mean, I don't care who you are, the butt
is bigger than the heart.

Speaker 3 (02:06:26):
Yeah, so I love you with all my butt. Who
wouldn't want to hear that?

Speaker 2 (02:06:31):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory two hours. Can you
all right Ginder City?

Speaker 7 (02:06:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:06:37):
Wood you want to reswallow? That goes down easier. Yeah,
it's delish. Thank you so much for giving the Woody
Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
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Speaker 2 (02:06:47):
Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys could
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SMD double M.

Speaker 3 (02:06:54):
I quit this bitch,

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