October 29, 2025 • 23 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ja guy guy.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, he just looksht like a like a Marshamallow.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, his name is Menace though. He's kind of like
a menace in the streets show.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
And we are into another new hour firing enough insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. That's break gory. There
he is, there's Menace.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
What is up high?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
We got Gina Grant, we got Sea Bass, we got
Sammy Morgan is here morning?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You ever figure this thing out?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Bored?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Can we hear you?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
They figured that's good if we can man, could we
go for absolute perfection with the equipment? Les Vaughn is
von there.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
It all works. I haven't heard that.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
How are you doing, vun? It's a long night, but
uh come here?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Oh yeah? How late were you out? Why was it
a long night?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I was out till about two this morning.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
I had an event last night with this AI company
DJing a gig and ended up being in late night
with the clients.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Wow, all right, So when you when you are low
on sleep like that low on rest, like will you
smoke before you come to work or will that make
you wait? That just kind of knocked you like idea, Yeah, yes,
smoke plenty enough last night, so none this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Before this morning, all right, is that why Vaughn's hiding
under a hoodie today?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Uh huh, he didn't have time to braik his hair today.
Yeah yeah, yeah, he looks cool. He does look cools.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Well, we've uh, we've got some of the trending news headlines,
Gina grab what's happening today?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Well, Game four of the World Series went down last
night and the Blue Jays got their payback. Toronto's hitters
jumped on show Oh hey Tani early when they scored
four runs, including oh nothing, a two run homer by
Vlad Guerrero Junior that gave them the lead. Shane bieber
Strong on the mound kept the Dodgers to just four hits.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
In one run.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
The Blue Jays won six to one, which ties the
series at two games each. So coming up to the
end here. Game five is tonight at Dodgers Stadium. Hurricane
Melissa hit Jamaica yesterday as a Category five storm, one
of the biggest Category fives on record. It hit the
island with one hundred and eighty five mile per hour
(02:32):
winds caused a ton of damage.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah, they were saying like, even with the terrain in
the mountains and everything else, this thing is still held together. Insane,
because usually that'll break a storm up. Yeah, downgrade it.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Well, the Prime Minister says the country's been ravaged, with
over five hundred and thirty thousand people without power. He's
even declared the entire country a disaster area. President Trump
said this morning he's prepared to move with aid to
help him out. Melissa weekened a little now downgraded to
a category three but still really dangerous when it made
landfall in Cuba this morning. And I saw some dumb
BIAC influencer being like, come with me, we go to
(03:05):
Jamaica for a category five storm.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Well those people storm chairs are kind of people, not
the no. But I always when the hurricanes are rolling in,
you see the people running down the beach to go
into the water or whatever, Like what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
But she was like, it's no big deal. And then
you guys pray for me.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I say that, but at the same time, I told
you I want to go into one of those like
hurricane storms, like you're insane, But that's different because that's
that's built for that.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Yeah, and when we're not going.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Just running down as the storm surge comes down the
beach to try to swim in it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I felt like such an idiot because this whole story
taught me that Jamaica has insanely tall mountains. I never
knew that.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
You never been.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, I've never been to Jamaica. They have a mountain
that is over seven thousand feet tall.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Is pretty big.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I thought it was this very low lying I just learned.
I thought it was flat mond. That's what I thought.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
He said, it just like that, I know.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
The mountains. Yes, that's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
We thought. When you land there, you can see it really.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, you gather some.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Tie, will go beaches the beach.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You have a beautiful Hilton.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Okay, like brown dudes, I like you man.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Sounds like heaven.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah it is well.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Texas Attorney General is suing the makers of thailand All,
saying they misled pregnant women about possible links between the
medicine and autism. The lawsuit accuses the company of putting
profits over safety, lying for years, and putting millions at risk.
This is the first state level lawsuits since President Trump
claimed that tailand all taken during pregnancy is tied to autism.
(04:43):
Now Thailand All's parent company denies this and says they're
worried about misinformation since the seat of Minifin is still
the safest pain reliever for pregnant women. And UPS says
it's laying off forty eight thousand workers as part of
a big old cost cutting plan. About thirty fourth thousand
of those cuts come from drivers and warehouse staff and
fourteen thousand from management, and the company says it's trying
(05:06):
to save money run more efficiently after slower shipping demand
and rising labor costs.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Slower shipping demand, right, don't get right, go shopping. I'm
just saying just in general, like more and more people
are just buying stuff having it chipped. Amazon alone, you
would think could keep everybody employed.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
I can attest to that. And UPS they're doing Okay,
they made twenty one billions.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Saying business news recently they said UPS is doing.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
They're doing gang bus.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
But you got yeah, does Amazon use UPS?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Like because they have their own I see the Amazon. Yeah,
first they were using everybody, right, Yeah, but then you
can go to UPS and like return stuff.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Right, I feel like I could be wrong, but like
if it's not prime, sometimes it comes from UPS if
it's like, you know, a few weeks later that kind
of thing.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Okay, that might be it.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I'm sure they use it, but like, wasn't it for
a while? Like almost all your Amazon stuff came from
the UPS too. That's how we got to know the
u PS guys so well, he was there almost every day.
Brown do for you also, like Randas like Tyler. Tyler
would deliver fra Amazon on the side out of his
own car.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah right, it was a little bit more recently.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, and then all of a sudden you started seeing
the Amazon yeah branded trucks.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
So we're like, where are those coming from?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well, what stuff I got is from private cars.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, but what he delivers stuff like was covered in
cheetoh dust when you little bonus.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Well, the twenty one billion is down four percent from
last year, but still better than they thought it would be.
And since the new layoffs, UPS stock jumped nine percent.
So what are we doing now? And that's pretty harsh
considering how many people they laid off. And over in Mississippi,
a truck carrying Reese's monkeys overturned on the highway. So
the driver was okay, but six monkeys escape. Yeah, cops
(06:46):
and animal control were called after the driver warned that
the monkeys are dangerous, aggressive, and do pose a threat
to humans.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
So it was first reported that the monkeys.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Were infected with herpes, hepatitis SEAT and COVID, but now
they say that's not true. They made it clear that
the monkeys were not infectious, but they were aggressive and
that's why r I P. All of them had been destroyed. However,
one monkey still on the run. Yeah, crawling through some grass.
So go monkey go.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You know what his name is?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
It does he want to get some merch?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Some question? How are they dangerous to humans? Is it
just going to run up on you? They have teeth you, Yeah,
but it's probably gonna do its own thing out Like
what if it's.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Out there it's scared.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yeah, I'll somebody, I'll come running after you.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Basically, if there's an animal in the wild, don't go
up to it.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Yeah, don't try to make it your pet.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You guys.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yeah, we have some breaking news. This just antil you
will show news room. Yeah, look with bored captured just
outside of our studio, the monkey broach. Let's let's let's
let's check in with Yeah. Yeah, all right, Greg, you
want to go.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
And Greg's freaking out right now.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I think it's the missing road the last.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Four years from from the Glory Whole Challenge.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Where is that right outside this.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Door, right outside of the studio, just under this very
light club that it could easily lift to get over
the door. It's under like a cop like a fast
food beverage cup. That's it.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
It's been over a year.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
It's been walking around over here, just outside the door, Greg,
Just to be glad that I caught it, because it
was walking towards your studio.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
That's our old friend.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You know. Maybe it's a baby of the Yeah, it's
definitely not it, because the one we had was that big, fat,
slow roly polling that.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I'm saying like, as they get older, you know, you start,
you start like you don't look the same as you
did twenty years ago. That's our friend Roach, Yeah, looking
out the window like a kid looking for Santa.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
You don't want me to do anything with it, Just
leave it.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Just don't set it free, because the last time we
found one, you guys free outside outside, why did you
not just flush it down the toilet?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
You know what, boy, if you go downstairs with the
garage on the first level, state of the left, you're
going to see an there's there's a car parking like
that fourth spot. I think that's Greg's. If you wanted
to kind of leave it there or just like maybe
like you know, right under the lip of the driver's
side door.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I would call the cops, get a machine gun. I would.
I would, I would, Greg. I thought you would think
this is a good dude.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Is roach captured. It's captured activity, it is secure.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
It's taped up like.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Is it can escape if somebody's gonna kick that cup
and it's Greg? For real?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Look, look, okay, that's what a small slash medium sized drink.
It's domed over top of the thing that's on the
on the ground along the baseboard.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Greg, come on, come on, Greg.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Another morning show has walked past it five times.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
They haven't even looked at it.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
You know what, except.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
The baby you don't worry. Girl looks.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
Well.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I usually that's my gut instinct is to start crying.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
It looks like a girl. While all three of the
girls and you're like.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Killing into the studio at his desk.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Delicious, don't you even think about that?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
How about during the break you go out there and
you can do like a little interview with the roach
and then post it on our social media. Yeah, check
it out on our Instagram story. Mess go out there
right now and go talk to it and see if
it really is interested in attacking Greg if.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
You bring it just to lose my f in mind.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Okay, now great? Did you go see the cockroach that
that Bort captured.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I did. I had to see where it was in
proximity to where I'm sitting. It's only about twenty feet
away from where I'm sitting right twenty three. I had
to confirm that they taped it up and Bort, my
new hero, he did put paper under the cup and
then kind of roared the paper up and taped it.
Bring it in, Oh come no, no, no, bring it in?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Why because Morgan made an offer? She said, yeah, that.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Was a joke. Yeah, that's a joke.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
But there's a video of the where are you going
over here?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Also the way it's taped up, it doesn't get enough air.
I'm scared it's going It.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Doesn't get enough air.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
You can see video of it on our Instagram at
the Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Geez oh, I think this thing is that's never getting out.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Okay, I hate it too.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's anything. Here's the thing about it too. It is
super active. It is very very quick, is it. Yeah,
it's like marking around like you change your mind super fast.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Well, I'll do anything for the right price.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Okay, what is the right price?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Oh God, here's the thing. I'll kiss it, but I
don't want to like hold it and kiss it, so
someone else is going to have to hold it.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Can you? Can you hold it in your mouth? How
can you? How is please?
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Don't do that?
Speaker 7 (12:31):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Hold on, guys, you've had We've had people eat das
in the studio for tickets to like Incubis or something.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I don't want to show you.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Can you hold it in your mouth?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I'm not putting the whole thing in my mouth.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
It's birthday month, you won't.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
No, I'll kiss it, but I'm not going to put.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
How about hold your mouth and then hum Happy birthday?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
The men not.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Enough kissing because again we've had listeners eat them so they.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Can one in here. All right, let's go get one
three hundred bucks to kiss it or put it in
my mouth, hold.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
It your mouth and hum Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Two minutes.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Actually it's gonna throw down her throat throw up.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Because then I want you to tell us, uh, because
I also brought in our brought in circus peanuts, and
you could tell us what tastes better, circus peanuts or
the roach peanuts will taste better, definitely.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
The you don't have to eat it.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
It's just like just hold it in the happy birthday
to kill it.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Four hundred dollars, here's the thing that's second to get
into my mouth. I'm gonna spit it out.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
I'm not going to and then it will be free
in the studio and it's just going to be security
make sure it doesn't What about a grand?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
A grand even though it's lightning, spending my money.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
I'm just.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Where you my wife?
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Four hundred is not.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
We're talking now, we'd get there. Yeah, he does like me. Look,
we're gonna make an icon. Suc Craig is great, and
I have to put it in my mouth and sing
happy birthday. Remember oh that way it stays in my
mouth the whole song.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Well short, yeah, that's short.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
As fast as you can.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
I promise the security that once it's in Mortgan's mouth, though,
So what are we gonna do?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Are we gonna keep her in here for it?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
What what kicking?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
What you can do?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I will spit it out all right?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Well, if you if you spin it out here like
you take like the garbage can. If you're gonna sit
spin the garage can port, then you just chut and just.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Throw it out the window, throw it off the balcony.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
And then put it in Greg's trunk.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I just can't believe you guys aren't okay with me
just kissing it. I thought that was wild enough. Wow,
impressed fine with tongue.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Oh so so what's the difference?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Lick it?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
So just lick it minutes? What do you think should
I do it? It's your birthday?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
What what dollar amount are we just?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
While you're waiting, I'm having a circus piece thousands.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
I don't have a thousand though, I don't have a
thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
That's what's fe a thousand dollars, thousand bucks? Wow, I
just you know what. I just gave her an unsolicited
bonus here, and it was it was more than them,
very generous.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
So maybe that was that front loading the dare I just.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Hate saying no. I hate turning down a challenge.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Oh you can say No, I'm eating short.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
That are way worse than that road.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
You know they're not okay hmm.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
This is a security issue though, because that thing is
going to get free security clearance for this. God, these
are good. What's what? What? Like? What do you?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Is it just the idea of it or you worrying it?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
In my mouth? I'll throw up, which will be hilarious.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Actually, I'm so torn.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Acid will kill the roach, hopefully.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
You know what I'm scared of.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
You don't want to do it. That's fine, you don't
want to do it.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
You know what, Let me do you a favor, wody
and save your money. Don't waste your money.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Somebody says, but.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
It now, Yeah, put it.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Now.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
That would be a whole different feeling.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
People are fifty fifty on the text about it.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I hate saying no, but let me not take more
of your money. And I'll say, all right, I'm worried
about Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
They probably walked across the bathroom floor.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
So many disease would help me not eat.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Do you solve an offer to kiss it? I'm not
giving you a thousand.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
No, I don't need a thousand kids. I'll kiss it.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, like for like I don't know, twenty five bucks.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
How about for a circus peanut, you.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Know, for the good of the show and because I'm
a down bitch, I'll kiss.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
It for Oh it's definitely gonna crawl on your.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Face exactly, I'm not. We haven't worked you hold Why
can't you hold it?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
I don't know, but you hold it for two hundred
bucks and kiss it?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Oh yeah, okay, So that's that I.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Would like to point out to the government into the
two sides of the political part, like you know.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
This is how it works.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
That's negotiation, and that's called negotiation. We can end we
can end the shutdown right now, give me a bag
of circus peanuts.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
And let me have it.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
You're sure, I don't know if you're all the way
on camera? Board, so all right there in the middle,
My god.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Do this? Do you want me to?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (17:34):
She?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Would you touch it? Or no?
Speaker 4 (17:39):
What would board?
Speaker 7 (17:39):
Care?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Like living things?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Just that's free though, yeah, absolutely destroyed.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Just just reach in there, like, just take the thing.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah, take the thing in there, reach and hold it.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I shall promise that at all. I just hold it.
Reach in there.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Like one another.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
You never had popcorn like reach in there.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
You're talking to me.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
It's not a shark.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
All right, it's not as big as I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I mean it's kind of a shor.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
No, it's yeah, it's not it's not a scorp Alright,
go ahead.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
I can't promise that.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I'm not gonna you're reaching there and you grab it.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
And just hold it.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Drop hold off.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
Tight.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, you can just grab it. You're gonna drop it.
Drop it.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Pretend just be gentle, Pretend it's a piece of bag.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
It's fine.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Now kiss him, all right, now, kiss him, kiss him,
kis him, kiss him, kiss him, kiss him, kiss him,
kissing kiss.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
You did it?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Yes, so noise, And here's the circus.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
How hot was it?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
To wash it down?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
You've never had a circus peanut, right right? Yeah, all right,
I'm curious to get your Do you like banana flavor?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I do?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
All right, go ahead, let me calm down.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
It probably laid eggs and molt. Yeah, you did your
roach rightnant. Now it's marsh mellowy and vanilla marsh and banana.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
You know what, it's not terrible? Yeah, I would never
buy it. What would you rate it?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
You just kissed the roach. Yeah, yeah, I just kissed
the roach.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I can't believe you just touched one.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
I have the best job ever. I'm trying to rate.
This circus peanut.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Is from the cup. We're confirmed paved up.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
I see it.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Is anybody else in here that like circus peanuts?
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Just maybe one?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
You never have one here?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Here? The can we have?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Let's get the roachie try it.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yeah, the roast is hungry, is awful.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
It has a of window cooking.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Even a roach eat it. Look, let's stay away from it.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Wait, the roach is not moving around anymore.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Good.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yeah, it just got some dude.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
It's psyched. It's trying to be it's trying.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
To stand on top of it to jump out.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Just trying to mount and didn't.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
No, it's using it.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
As a ladder to get out of that cup.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Sings a good throat burn. Oh my god, shows back.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
All right, let's get a headline. Morgan. Morgan's back. You
go brush your teeth out right.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah, I will say, guys, and I'm not exaggerating. My
lips are kind of burning.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Oh no, they are, but.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I think it's like mental.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah you think. Drink some boiling water. Yea.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Make sure you take be to you.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yeah, OK, what that is? Yeah, this is the Woodie Show.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
All right.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Well Morgan seems to be recovered. She's she's fine out,
she's breathing a regular heart rates back.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, that's all good.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yeah, if you're just tuning in, we'll have a video.
We'll post it for you on our YouTube page, also
on our social media.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Look for us there at the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Vaughan'sa working on that video as it'll be 'll be
post a little bit later.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Can you guys say Morgan, I'm amazed that you did that, really,
like I'm in I have respect slash disgust for you. Yeah,
that you even reached in and picked it up. But
it's just mind Bob.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
I'll started Bort found roach out in the hallway and
captured it under a cup and then set it in
like I think I found the missing studio roach.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I showed it to everybody in the studio.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Greg of course freaks out it's not Morgan says, oh,
I'll kiss it.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
And then I thought, hmmm, well, if she's willing.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
To kiss it, like I wonder if she's willing to
put the roach in her mouth and hum Happy birthday
at Menace what she said no to for a thousand
dollars a week. But she then went back and said,
you know what, I will kiss it and she got
two hundred bucks if she because she didn't want to
touch it, so she reached into the cup and she
grabbed it. She held on to it. Yeah, and you
know it's funny. Somebody in the text, this is what
This is my favorite text of the whole thing. Eight
(22:26):
one texting over. Damn, this roach is getting the first
base before dumbass Tyler with his girl.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Thumbas.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Tyler has even held hands with his chick that he's
gone on a number of dates with, and they've been
seeing each other quote unquote seeing each other.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
For over a month.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Tyler, that's how you do it.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah, it's a work in progress.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's fine. Yeah, I don't know if that roach got
consent though, you.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Know I didn't before.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Yeah, myself for allowing it to happen.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Came out to pieces. So wood you show will be
right back
Ja guy guy.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, he just looksht like a like a Marshamallow.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, his name is Menace though. He's kind of like
a menace in the streets show.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
And we are into another new hour firing enough insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. That's break gory. There
he is, there's Menace.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
What is up high?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
We got Gina Grant, we got Sea Bass, we got
Sammy Morgan is here morning?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You ever figure this thing out?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Bored?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Can we hear you?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
They figured that's good if we can man, could we
go for absolute perfection with the equipment? Les Vaughn is
von there.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
It all works. I haven't heard that.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
How are you doing, vun? It's a long night, but
uh come here?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Oh yeah? How late were you out? Why was it
a long night?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I was out till about two this morning.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
I had an event last night with this AI company
DJing a gig and ended up being in late night
with the clients.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Wow, all right, So when you when you are low
on sleep like that low on rest, like will you
smoke before you come to work or will that make
you wait? That just kind of knocked you like idea, Yeah, yes,
smoke plenty enough last night, so none this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Before this morning, all right, is that why Vaughn's hiding
under a hoodie today?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Uh huh, he didn't have time to braik his hair today.
Yeah yeah, yeah, he looks cool. He does look cools.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Well, we've uh, we've got some of the trending news headlines,
Gina grab what's happening today?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Well, Game four of the World Series went down last
night and the Blue Jays got their payback. Toronto's hitters
jumped on show Oh hey Tani early when they scored
four runs, including oh nothing, a two run homer by
Vlad Guerrero Junior that gave them the lead. Shane bieber
Strong on the mound kept the Dodgers to just four hits.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
In one run.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
The Blue Jays won six to one, which ties the
series at two games each. So coming up to the
end here. Game five is tonight at Dodgers Stadium. Hurricane
Melissa hit Jamaica yesterday as a Category five storm, one
of the biggest Category fives on record. It hit the
island with one hundred and eighty five mile per hour
(02:32):
winds caused a ton of damage.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah, they were saying like, even with the terrain in
the mountains and everything else, this thing is still held together. Insane,
because usually that'll break a storm up. Yeah, downgrade it.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Well, the Prime Minister says the country's been ravaged, with
over five hundred and thirty thousand people without power. He's
even declared the entire country a disaster area. President Trump
said this morning he's prepared to move with aid to
help him out. Melissa weekened a little now downgraded to
a category three but still really dangerous when it made
landfall in Cuba this morning. And I saw some dumb
BIAC influencer being like, come with me, we go to
(03:05):
Jamaica for a category five storm.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Well those people storm chairs are kind of people, not
the no. But I always when the hurricanes are rolling in,
you see the people running down the beach to go
into the water or whatever, Like what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
But she was like, it's no big deal. And then
you guys pray for me.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I say that, but at the same time, I told
you I want to go into one of those like
hurricane storms, like you're insane, But that's different because that's
that's built for that.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Yeah, and when we're not going.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Just running down as the storm surge comes down the
beach to try to swim in it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I felt like such an idiot because this whole story
taught me that Jamaica has insanely tall mountains. I never
knew that.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
You never been.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, I've never been to Jamaica. They have a mountain
that is over seven thousand feet tall.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Is pretty big.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I thought it was this very low lying I just learned.
I thought it was flat mond. That's what I thought.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
He said, it just like that, I know.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
The mountains. Yes, that's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
We thought. When you land there, you can see it really.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, you gather some.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Tie, will go beaches the beach.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You have a beautiful Hilton.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Okay, like brown dudes, I like you man.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Sounds like heaven.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah it is well.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Texas Attorney General is suing the makers of thailand All,
saying they misled pregnant women about possible links between the
medicine and autism. The lawsuit accuses the company of putting
profits over safety, lying for years, and putting millions at risk.
This is the first state level lawsuits since President Trump
claimed that tailand all taken during pregnancy is tied to autism.
(04:43):
Now Thailand All's parent company denies this and says they're
worried about misinformation since the seat of Minifin is still
the safest pain reliever for pregnant women. And UPS says
it's laying off forty eight thousand workers as part of
a big old cost cutting plan. About thirty fourth thousand
of those cuts come from drivers and warehouse staff and
fourteen thousand from management, and the company says it's trying
(05:06):
to save money run more efficiently after slower shipping demand
and rising labor costs.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Slower shipping demand, right, don't get right, go shopping. I'm
just saying just in general, like more and more people
are just buying stuff having it chipped. Amazon alone, you
would think could keep everybody employed.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
I can attest to that. And UPS they're doing Okay,
they made twenty one billions.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Saying business news recently they said UPS is doing.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
They're doing gang bus.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
But you got yeah, does Amazon use UPS?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Like because they have their own I see the Amazon. Yeah,
first they were using everybody, right, Yeah, but then you
can go to UPS and like return stuff.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Right, I feel like I could be wrong, but like
if it's not prime, sometimes it comes from UPS if
it's like, you know, a few weeks later that kind
of thing.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Okay, that might be it.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I'm sure they use it, but like, wasn't it for
a while? Like almost all your Amazon stuff came from
the UPS too. That's how we got to know the
u PS guys so well, he was there almost every day.
Brown do for you also, like Randas like Tyler. Tyler
would deliver fra Amazon on the side out of his
own car.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah right, it was a little bit more recently.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, and then all of a sudden you started seeing
the Amazon yeah branded trucks.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
So we're like, where are those coming from?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well, what stuff I got is from private cars.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, but what he delivers stuff like was covered in
cheetoh dust when you little bonus.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Well, the twenty one billion is down four percent from
last year, but still better than they thought it would be.
And since the new layoffs, UPS stock jumped nine percent.
So what are we doing now? And that's pretty harsh
considering how many people they laid off. And over in Mississippi,
a truck carrying Reese's monkeys overturned on the highway. So
the driver was okay, but six monkeys escape. Yeah, cops
(06:46):
and animal control were called after the driver warned that
the monkeys are dangerous, aggressive, and do pose a threat
to humans.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
So it was first reported that the monkeys.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Were infected with herpes, hepatitis SEAT and COVID, but now
they say that's not true. They made it clear that
the monkeys were not infectious, but they were aggressive and
that's why r I P. All of them had been destroyed. However,
one monkey still on the run. Yeah, crawling through some grass.
So go monkey go.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You know what his name is?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
It does he want to get some merch?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Some question? How are they dangerous to humans? Is it
just going to run up on you? They have teeth you, Yeah,
but it's probably gonna do its own thing out Like
what if it's.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Out there it's scared.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yeah, I'll somebody, I'll come running after you.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Basically, if there's an animal in the wild, don't go
up to it.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Yeah, don't try to make it your pet.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You guys.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yeah, we have some breaking news. This just antil you
will show news room. Yeah, look with bored captured just
outside of our studio, the monkey broach. Let's let's let's
let's check in with Yeah. Yeah, all right, Greg, you
want to go.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
And Greg's freaking out right now.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I think it's the missing road the last.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Four years from from the Glory Whole Challenge.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Where is that right outside this.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Door, right outside of the studio, just under this very
light club that it could easily lift to get over
the door. It's under like a cop like a fast
food beverage cup. That's it.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
It's been over a year.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
It's been walking around over here, just outside the door, Greg,
Just to be glad that I caught it, because it
was walking towards your studio.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
That's our old friend.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You know. Maybe it's a baby of the Yeah, it's
definitely not it, because the one we had was that big, fat,
slow roly polling that.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I'm saying like, as they get older, you know, you start,
you start like you don't look the same as you
did twenty years ago. That's our friend Roach, Yeah, looking
out the window like a kid looking for Santa.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
You don't want me to do anything with it, Just
leave it.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Just don't set it free, because the last time we
found one, you guys free outside outside, why did you
not just flush it down the toilet?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
You know what, boy, if you go downstairs with the
garage on the first level, state of the left, you're
going to see an there's there's a car parking like
that fourth spot. I think that's Greg's. If you wanted
to kind of leave it there or just like maybe
like you know, right under the lip of the driver's
side door.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I would call the cops, get a machine gun. I would.
I would, I would, Greg. I thought you would think
this is a good dude.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Is roach captured. It's captured activity, it is secure.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
It's taped up like.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Is it can escape if somebody's gonna kick that cup
and it's Greg? For real?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Look, look, okay, that's what a small slash medium sized drink.
It's domed over top of the thing that's on the
on the ground along the baseboard.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Greg, come on, come on, Greg.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Another morning show has walked past it five times.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
They haven't even looked at it.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
You know what, except.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
The baby you don't worry. Girl looks.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
Well.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I usually that's my gut instinct is to start crying.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
It looks like a girl. While all three of the
girls and you're like.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Killing into the studio at his desk.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Delicious, don't you even think about that?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
How about during the break you go out there and
you can do like a little interview with the roach
and then post it on our social media. Yeah, check
it out on our Instagram story. Mess go out there
right now and go talk to it and see if
it really is interested in attacking Greg if.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
You bring it just to lose my f in mind.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Okay, now great? Did you go see the cockroach that
that Bort captured.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I did. I had to see where it was in
proximity to where I'm sitting. It's only about twenty feet
away from where I'm sitting right twenty three. I had
to confirm that they taped it up and Bort, my
new hero, he did put paper under the cup and
then kind of roared the paper up and taped it.
Bring it in, Oh come no, no, no, bring it in?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Why because Morgan made an offer? She said, yeah, that.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Was a joke. Yeah, that's a joke.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
But there's a video of the where are you going
over here?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Also the way it's taped up, it doesn't get enough air.
I'm scared it's going It.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Doesn't get enough air.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
You can see video of it on our Instagram at
the Woody Show.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Geez oh, I think this thing is that's never getting out.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Okay, I hate it too.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's anything. Here's the thing about it too. It is
super active. It is very very quick, is it. Yeah,
it's like marking around like you change your mind super fast.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Well, I'll do anything for the right price.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Okay, what is the right price?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Oh God, here's the thing. I'll kiss it, but I
don't want to like hold it and kiss it, so
someone else is going to have to hold it.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Can you? Can you hold it in your mouth? How
can you? How is please?
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Don't do that?
Speaker 7 (12:31):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Hold on, guys, you've had We've had people eat das
in the studio for tickets to like Incubis or something.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I don't want to show you.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Can you hold it in your mouth?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I'm not putting the whole thing in my mouth.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
It's birthday month, you won't.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
No, I'll kiss it, but I'm not going to put.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
How about hold your mouth and then hum Happy birthday?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
The men not.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Enough kissing because again we've had listeners eat them so they.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Can one in here. All right, let's go get one
three hundred bucks to kiss it or put it in
my mouth, hold.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
It your mouth and hum Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Two minutes.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Actually it's gonna throw down her throat throw up.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Because then I want you to tell us, uh, because
I also brought in our brought in circus peanuts, and
you could tell us what tastes better, circus peanuts or
the roach peanuts will taste better, definitely.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
The you don't have to eat it.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
It's just like just hold it in the happy birthday
to kill it.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Four hundred dollars, here's the thing that's second to get
into my mouth. I'm gonna spit it out.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
I'm not going to and then it will be free
in the studio and it's just going to be security
make sure it doesn't What about a grand?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
A grand even though it's lightning, spending my money.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
I'm just.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Where you my wife?
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Four hundred is not.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
We're talking now, we'd get there. Yeah, he does like me. Look,
we're gonna make an icon. Suc Craig is great, and
I have to put it in my mouth and sing
happy birthday. Remember oh that way it stays in my
mouth the whole song.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Well short, yeah, that's short.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
As fast as you can.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
I promise the security that once it's in Mortgan's mouth, though,
So what are we gonna do?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Are we gonna keep her in here for it?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
What what kicking?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
What you can do?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I will spit it out all right?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Well, if you if you spin it out here like
you take like the garbage can. If you're gonna sit
spin the garage can port, then you just chut and just.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Throw it out the window, throw it off the balcony.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
And then put it in Greg's trunk.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I just can't believe you guys aren't okay with me
just kissing it. I thought that was wild enough. Wow,
impressed fine with tongue.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Oh so so what's the difference?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Lick it?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
So just lick it minutes? What do you think should
I do it? It's your birthday?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
What what dollar amount are we just?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
While you're waiting, I'm having a circus piece thousands.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
I don't have a thousand though, I don't have a
thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
That's what's fe a thousand dollars, thousand bucks? Wow, I
just you know what. I just gave her an unsolicited
bonus here, and it was it was more than them,
very generous.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
So maybe that was that front loading the dare I just.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Hate saying no. I hate turning down a challenge.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Oh you can say No, I'm eating short.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
That are way worse than that road.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
You know they're not okay hmm.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
This is a security issue though, because that thing is
going to get free security clearance for this. God, these
are good. What's what? What? Like? What do you?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Is it just the idea of it or you worrying it?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
In my mouth? I'll throw up, which will be hilarious.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Actually, I'm so torn.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Acid will kill the roach, hopefully.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
You know what I'm scared of.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
You don't want to do it. That's fine, you don't
want to do it.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
You know what, Let me do you a favor, wody
and save your money. Don't waste your money.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Somebody says, but.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
It now, Yeah, put it.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Now.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
That would be a whole different feeling.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
People are fifty fifty on the text about it.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I hate saying no, but let me not take more
of your money. And I'll say, all right, I'm worried
about Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
They probably walked across the bathroom floor.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
So many disease would help me not eat.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Do you solve an offer to kiss it? I'm not
giving you a thousand.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
No, I don't need a thousand kids. I'll kiss it.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, like for like I don't know, twenty five bucks.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
How about for a circus peanut, you.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Know, for the good of the show and because I'm
a down bitch, I'll kiss.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
It for Oh it's definitely gonna crawl on your.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Face exactly, I'm not. We haven't worked you hold Why
can't you hold it?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
I don't know, but you hold it for two hundred
bucks and kiss it?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Oh yeah, okay, So that's that I.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Would like to point out to the government into the
two sides of the political part, like you know.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
This is how it works.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
That's negotiation, and that's called negotiation. We can end we
can end the shutdown right now, give me a bag
of circus peanuts.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
And let me have it.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
You're sure, I don't know if you're all the way
on camera? Board, so all right there in the middle,
My god.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Do this? Do you want me to?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (17:34):
She?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Would you touch it? Or no?
Speaker 4 (17:39):
What would board?
Speaker 7 (17:39):
Care?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Like living things?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Just that's free though, yeah, absolutely destroyed.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Just just reach in there, like, just take the thing.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah, take the thing in there, reach and hold it.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I shall promise that at all. I just hold it.
Reach in there.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Like one another.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
You never had popcorn like reach in there.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
You're talking to me.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
It's not a shark.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
All right, it's not as big as I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I mean it's kind of a shor.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
No, it's yeah, it's not it's not a scorp Alright,
go ahead.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
I can't promise that.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I'm not gonna you're reaching there and you grab it.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
And just hold it.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Drop hold off.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
Tight.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, you can just grab it. You're gonna drop it.
Drop it.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Pretend just be gentle, Pretend it's a piece of bag.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
It's fine.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Now kiss him, all right, now, kiss him, kiss him,
kis him, kiss him, kiss him, kiss him, kiss him,
kissing kiss.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
You did it?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Yes, so noise, And here's the circus.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
How hot was it?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
To wash it down?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
You've never had a circus peanut, right right? Yeah, all right,
I'm curious to get your Do you like banana flavor?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I do?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
All right, go ahead, let me calm down.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
It probably laid eggs and molt. Yeah, you did your
roach rightnant. Now it's marsh mellowy and vanilla marsh and banana.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
You know what, it's not terrible? Yeah, I would never
buy it. What would you rate it?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
You just kissed the roach. Yeah, yeah, I just kissed
the roach.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I can't believe you just touched one.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
I have the best job ever. I'm trying to rate.
This circus peanut.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Is from the cup. We're confirmed paved up.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
I see it.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Is anybody else in here that like circus peanuts?
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Just maybe one?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
You never have one here?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Here? The can we have?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Let's get the roachie try it.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yeah, the roast is hungry, is awful.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
It has a of window cooking.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Even a roach eat it. Look, let's stay away from it.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Wait, the roach is not moving around anymore.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Good.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yeah, it just got some dude.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
It's psyched. It's trying to be it's trying.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
To stand on top of it to jump out.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Just trying to mount and didn't.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
No, it's using it.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
As a ladder to get out of that cup.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Sings a good throat burn. Oh my god, shows back.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
All right, let's get a headline. Morgan. Morgan's back. You
go brush your teeth out right.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah, I will say, guys, and I'm not exaggerating. My
lips are kind of burning.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Oh no, they are, but.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I think it's like mental.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah you think. Drink some boiling water. Yea.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Make sure you take be to you.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yeah, OK, what that is? Yeah, this is the Woodie Show.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
All right.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Well Morgan seems to be recovered. She's she's fine out,
she's breathing a regular heart rates back.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, that's all good.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yeah, if you're just tuning in, we'll have a video.
We'll post it for you on our YouTube page, also
on our social media.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Look for us there at the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Vaughan'sa working on that video as it'll be 'll be
post a little bit later.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Can you guys say Morgan, I'm amazed that you did that, really,
like I'm in I have respect slash disgust for you. Yeah,
that you even reached in and picked it up. But
it's just mind Bob.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
I'll started Bort found roach out in the hallway and
captured it under a cup and then set it in
like I think I found the missing studio roach.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I showed it to everybody in the studio.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Greg of course freaks out it's not Morgan says, oh,
I'll kiss it.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
And then I thought, hmmm, well, if she's willing.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
To kiss it, like I wonder if she's willing to
put the roach in her mouth and hum Happy birthday
at Menace what she said no to for a thousand
dollars a week. But she then went back and said,
you know what, I will kiss it and she got
two hundred bucks if she because she didn't want to
touch it, so she reached into the cup and she
grabbed it. She held on to it. Yeah, and you
know it's funny. Somebody in the text, this is what
This is my favorite text of the whole thing. Eight
(22:26):
one texting over. Damn, this roach is getting the first
base before dumbass Tyler with his girl.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Thumbas.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Tyler has even held hands with his chick that he's
gone on a number of dates with, and they've been
seeing each other quote unquote seeing each other.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
For over a month.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Tyler, that's how you do it.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah, it's a work in progress.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's fine. Yeah, I don't know if that roach got
consent though, you.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Know I didn't before.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Yeah, myself for allowing it to happen.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Came out to pieces. So wood you show will be
right back
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