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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What do you show? Welcome back, Hi, it's up time
for another original wood. He showed trademark copyright game. This
one's called who Sits Shotgun? And I got some audio
(00:22):
from this video. This dude and his girlfriend and his
mom are getting in a car. The girlfriend decided to
sit front seat. Mom's like uh huh no and gets
into it with the girlfriend about it, tells her to
get her ass in the.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Back really, oh yeah, And the boyfriend's driving.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
The boyfriend is driving, and these are adults. These are adults.
So it's the boyfriend, his mom, and then the girlfriend
who gets the front seat. Here's their little squabble here
sitting in the back seat.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
You need to get out. You go sit in the
back seat today.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
You need to get out.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm not sitting in the back seat.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Y'all got married anybody. I mean, we're just going somewhere.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You are like, you're got to sit in the back
seat for that, okay, I mean normal situation. Yeah, the
mother would always sit in the back seat unless it
was like really super really.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's not how it goes. According to what I've according
to what I'm I'm gathering from online.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Is the etiquette is the Mom.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yes, yeah, anybody the older person really, whoever's older gets
the front seat.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's not like I made like the rule like you
always like going to the back seat.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Never.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, no, it has never been a discussion. You're supposed
to give up if you're supposed.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
To give up a seat on a bus for an
older training for another person. So it goes I think
that goes along with the same the same thing now
might offer. My question is you're in that situation you
in this case the boyfriend, all right, Greg, you're driving, Yes,
it's Mario and Mom and your mom. My.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Mom's sitting in back. She prefers it. I think, unless
I've been wrong my home.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
She doesn't prefer it. She wants That's the argument here.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I would absolutely let her sit up front, and you
would tell Ario.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
But yeah, let's what Mario was pissed about.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
You're missing the whole point of the argument.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
If this was the exact same scenario, you have to
you have.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
To make the call who's sits to the front seat.
They both want the front seat. Your mom and Mario
both want the front seat. Who sits in the front?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Mom?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I agree, Yeah, every time I'd be like, I'll sit
in the back.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
You're driving for the sake of the spirit of the argument,
that's not the driving in front.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Then we're not going anywhere. No, I'm just like, well.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It's funny is that the mom ended up getting in
her own car and then just drove and met them
at the.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Okay, a different hypothetical. You would e your wife and
her parents who are visiting. Right you're going out, who's
sitting up front?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Typically my father in law will sit up Oh really, yeah,
he'll set up front with me. My wife and her
mom will sit in the back, and you know, hand
it up.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
In my house, if there's four of us, it's me
and Mario up front. Parents in back.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, as long as they've got a beady And but
it's never like a discussion.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
This is automatically.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
We walked to the car.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No one picks their.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Seat, and as a passenger, I prefer to be in
the back.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I don't I don't know how many people are actually
gonna like argue and fight about it, like my kids
will fight about who gets to sit in the front.
I'll go all right, look wan on the way there,
one on the way.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Back, right, both in the back, shut up, or both
in the back.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah exactly, but I would be I would be disappointed
if I had that actual situation where my wife was
arguing with you know, one of our parents about who
sits in the front? Yeah, how old is everybody?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
And Greg, I'm with you, like if I just don't
feel like talking, which I know is shocking, but it
does happen a lot, especially in the car.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I'm like, baxis, I got back sies.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Now, there are some people that are making the argument
that once your child has another significant other, you are
the back seat to that person, Like you are no
longer that person. You were always their mother, you were
always the father. But your daughter now has another man
in her life, your mom or your son now has
another woman in his life and that is his spouse. Yeah,
(04:20):
that spouse goes up front.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
But that but you got to make it official, you
got to put a ring on.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
That's why I think, because you hear it goes like
you're you're not even married. Is the mom's like yelling
like married somewhere? Yeah, se so maybe that's what she's thinking, like, hey,
once you're married, then yeah of course, and then even
sit up front, and.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
The girlfriend's like, I don't want to break the seal
on this, or I'll always be in the back.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
You don't get to get to the oval office until
you're the president. Thank you. You haven't been elected yet something,
you're still running for office.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Here, here's how you compromise. You offer mom the front seat,
just to be polite. Obviously she wants it. She'll say
no once, thinking you're going to offer again, being like okay,
So she gets one refusal and then she goes in
the back.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I'm with Greg, like, who even knew this was a
big deal.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I mean, I'll always volunteer and then just sit in
the back. It's not a discussion, it's just here. I
don't get the question about if you're getting into an
uber and there's a third row, I don't I'll crawl
in the back. I don't care.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I love the third row.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It doesn't matter to me. I'll get back there. I
don't care.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, if I knew it was an uncomfortable back seat,
then I definitely would offer, Like, no, you guys sit
up in the front.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, my mom is some eighty year old and they
got to squeeze into the back. Then no, they can
sit up front.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
My mom's got a thing going on her hip issue,
you know, hip repressurement, the thing went wrong with the
gall is fine. You know what, it's more comfortable for
her to be upfront. That way easier to get in
and out. Fine, Yeah, of course, yeah, of course I'm not.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Going to sit there.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
And you know it's a non issue battle about.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Who's sitting up front. No right, we used to have
these family friends. I found it to be highly embarrassing.
And I don't know how she lived with herself, a
husband and a wife. No matter where they went, what
they did when they drove and parked, the husband had
to get out of the car. The wife just sat
there in the passenger seat and you had to walk
around and open the door for her every single time.
(06:12):
But she looked. Yeah, she made like a bitch face.
She would just sit there. We're all out of the car,
and I'm thinking, like, why is she just sitting there
with a bitch face. That's right, because the husband does
to go open the door.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Funny though, because I just saw this video that's gotten
a gajillion views about this guy who's all pissed that
his wife didn't wait for him to This is how
we do it in our house.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
He didn't wait for you to open the door, you know.
So I'm like, which is it?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Right, No, I was calling the husband a beach.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Oh well, I guess both if you look looking back.
But she seemed like a bitch.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
This one's tough, fellas. If you're married and you have
a daughter, here's a question, your mom, your wife, your daughter,
rank them?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Who comes first?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
In general? Who comes first?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Daughter? Daughter? Yeah? Daughter?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, what situation though, You're just just in general, like,
my wife's a grown woman. The daughter. I think as
a dad, and I think mom should moms would choose,
you know, son, husband, father.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
It's gonna it's gonna be the son, the husband, and
the last on all that, like I would of course parents.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, I saw that. I was like, man, I don't
that's see. Daughter is easy. That's an easy number one
for me. What that's tough. That's the tough part. I
guess what are we talking about?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I mean that's the question. Yeah, you just said in general.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, it's your question.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, no, I know. And I've looked at it. This
has been sitting here, this has been sitting here in
the studio for three weeks. I glanced at it, thinking
that we're bringing up everyone. You know, I'm gonna bring
this up at some point. Yeah, we're talking about this
front seat business. Well it got me thinking about this
one because all right, let's let's let's get in. But
like you and I have your wife or daughter.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
We have a mutual friend who would absolutely say wife
because he's like, the foundation of the family is the
mom and dad and if that's not strong, then everything
falls apart. So it's always I'm always going to pick
my wife over my kids. And that's their thinking. So
you don't think of it that way.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Because your wife's your partner, yeah, and your decisions and everything.
That's your partner in.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Life, right, you know, Like if it's not just about
like I love her more, it's about without this strong
like mom and dad, husband, wife thing, what's the point
of any of it?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Was?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
There was an old over that's a friend of yours.
I can't wait for you to talk.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
To HI about it. That's an overstatement. He needs a babysitter,
he needs that.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
There was an old time he soap opera wedding. I
might have been days of our lives, I don't know whatever. Oh,
and the woman was giving her vows at the altar,
and she said, I promised to love our children as
much as you, but never more. And I thought, oh, Billie,
what you shouldn't love your kids more than your wife.
She was like the found like Sammy said, that's the
(09:10):
foundation of your family and the wife.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Okay, I think I agree with a lot of that.
And I guess because we're talking in a general sense,
not anything specific. There are times where I'm like, I
tell my mom you're wrong. I'm out one of those guys.
It's like, okay, whatever you say, mommy. Mommy like, yeah,
I will tell my mom. I've gotten into it. My
mom like we like, I like went off a number
(09:38):
of times where I'm like, you are dead wrong, you're
sounding crazy, blah blah blah blah blah. I've done the
same with my wife, you know. So it depends on
the situation of who. But I think in general overall,
daughter number one, wife, mom, I think as I think
the MO. I think my mom. If I'm looking at
from a general standard, I would think and I would hope,
(10:00):
I would hope my mom would understand. Yeah, I think
she would think.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I think she would.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
But when you get married, that's your new nuclear family
or whatever, like you got to take care of your wife.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, because on a day to day basis, you know,
so yeah, day to day basis, it was your mom
until a certain point. And then as you move forward
in life and now you're running things, you know, with
this other person.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Hard though, because as a daughter, it's like, don't try
and get between me and my mom. You know, that's
my mom. So like I I you know, she moves
up in the power ranking. That's like a daughter mom,
I want to ask.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm against. I'm against the blind loyalty thing like yeah,
like where the mom can never be wrong like you
I'm saying. But I'm saying, like if the it's my
wife and I and it's something with her mom, and
and the mom's clearly in the wrong, this is hypothetical,
And I go, your mom's totally wrong. If she's just
gonna blind to defend, that's dumb.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
You can't say that about my mom. Yeah I can
say that.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I'll tell you what. You know. I'm like, yeah, you
know what, my mom's being totally paranoid. Yeah, you know,
my mom gets paranoid about thinking that there's like some
kind of conspiracy against you know, well, I think she
thinks that I but I'm like, no, nobody, Mom, nobody's
thinking that way. I promise you. You're you've made this
thing into a whole thing. You sound nuts.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
But when you're talking about power rankings, maybe you're talking.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
About power rankings. I guess it is in a weird way.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
But when you're talking about that, you're probably talking about
like who do you take care of the most? You know, like,
because you're like, what are we basing this on? Maybe
it's that like you take care of your daughter, and
then you're gonna choose wife and then mom daughter wife?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, mom, fellas, what what do you? Uh?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
It's like, what's mom? Happy Mother's Day? You remember three?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Well, somebody somebody on the text was asking, okay, so
Mother's Day, Uh, who who is the focus on that day?
Is it your wife? Or is it your mom?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Your should be your mom because it's mother's Day. Your
mom's not wife's day. Thank you, that's own mom.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, that's my kid's responsibility step up for their mom.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
But are they doing huh? Are they doing that?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
As you've seen, they're very thoughtful, very thoughtful, maybe not
as much with us as they are with Gina over
the top.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I got the queen's treatment.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Yeah. But yeah, well, the husband's mom is still alive.
She should be the focus on Mother's Day. Yeah, not
the wife.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
But the wife is the mother of your children.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
You are the reason that she became a mother to
begin with.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
How are you then.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
She's your mom?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Exactly made her a mom, right, you made her mom.
You're the reason she's more welcome.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Now you get to have this day it wasn't. If
it wasn't for me, you would not be celebrated today.
You should really, But I agree with Greg. It's Mother's Day.
You're supposed to be celebrating your mom. It's your mom,
your mom, and then you know, of course, like you.
It doesn't mean there's only one acknowledgement you can acknowledge.
But I'm saying that we're talking about a hierarchy here.
(12:50):
It would be your mom and then mother of your children.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
My mom used to make me give Mother's Day cards
to my aunts and if they're.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Not my mom, yeah, we used to do the same thing.
I don't want to, I think, you know. And then
the other one I would throw in there too is Grandma.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I gotta do Grandma I did do Grandma because she.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Really I've been going back and forth on my should
I send something to my grandma?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Yes, like this this year your book?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, of course, Yeah, yep, I love my grandma ye
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie set us a text
over to two two nine eight seven. A lot of
thoughts on the text. Oh yeah, if you don't put
your significant other first, that's where the resentment grows. Parents
will be gone and eventually your kids will get their
own partners and you'll be left with your significant other.
If you always push them aside, that resentment will always
(13:34):
be there. Well cool, I'm going out with the boys.
Get your own apartment, right exactly, dream will come, Caulator.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I'm pretty sure Sammy's dad is.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Not gonna give me the silent treatment.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
I think Sammy's dad texting and he said his rankings
are daughter, wife's sons.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, there you go, there's your dad. Yeah, that's so
nice that he's listening.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Samuel at uh texts coming over.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
We were discussing a couple of things. Who gets the
front seat. There was that battle between this mom and
her son's girlfriend. They were getting in the car and
they got into an argument about who got this set
up front?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
That important.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
We discussed that, we got everybody's take on that, and
then it reminds me I had this other question. It's
been staring at me for the last it's been on
a piece of paper here in the studio for the
last few weeks. All right, fellas, who are married and
have a daughter? Your mom, your wife, your daughter? Who
comes first in your life? And we kind of all,
(14:36):
you know, broke it down, and I finally came of
my answer daughter one wife, then mom, No knock on mom,
but you know, but yeah, in the spirit of the discussion.
So two nine texting over my wife came before our kids.
She comes first and sits in front with me. Oh okay,
(14:58):
speaking of who comes first, somebody else text it over,
f Mary kill, Okay, okay, f Mary kill, your mom,
your wife, your daughter?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Only two guys answer you guys are sick.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
So that came over on the text. I'm like, oh
my god, that's that's impossible. Then I thought more about it. Okay, God,
it's not as difficult as I thought. If you if
you have to go with you again, in the spirit
of the question, in the spirit of the question, F
Mary kill your mom, your wife, your daughter. Here's how
(15:37):
I think it should play out. Okay, you marry your
daughter because you can have you can have a sexless marriage.
Most marriages are okay.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Eventually you like you know, they sometimes say that, like mom,
I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Marry Okay, yeah, we do, right, So you marry the daughter.
You f your wife because there's no way you're going
to do anything sexual with your mom. Wife by default
is very right. That's what I'm saying. I think it's
like when I really stopped and thought about this is
(16:14):
a little bit easy, way easier than I thought it
was going to be. That makes the most sense. And
if you have anything else, you're sick. O.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Wait, you got to finish it off.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
You got to say it. You got to kill mom.
But yeah, in the spirit of the argument.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Number three, and we're getting killed somebody.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
In somebody brought that up on the text. You guys
are disgusting. How dare you? That's wrong with his audience?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
But did we get like a current I know we
brought up, but did we get a current power rankings? Though,
like I know that's gun to the head, but like
current power rankings in your life, like who's number one?
Your wife, daughter, mom? Like, who's making you the happiest? Basically,
who's making you the power rankings? You don't why you
(17:02):
got to choose violence. I'm choosing not to engage in that.
I've answered enough tough questions. I didn't f Mary kill
your daughter.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I had to, Uh, your your daughter came out pretty
good in all scenarios you did.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
She's a good girl.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
She did most of the time. Yea, what I tell
my kids all the time because my what my daughter
will go, well, I f Mary kills my wife. I guess, Uh,
my daughter will say I'm the favorite. I go, well,
maybe today. Yeah, you know, you kids, you and your
brother are like stocks. Some days you're up, some days
(17:40):
you're down. It just depends on the day. Some days
you're riding high and you are by far the favorite.
Other days I'd sell you.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
It's just.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
She goes, no, overall, I'm the best, and I go, well,
that could be true today. Yeah, you're the best of today. Yeah,
between you, your mom and your brother, you could be number one.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Do you say this in front of your wife?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (18:06):
And then she knows, but doesn't she know the dog
is number one?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Well, the dog is always number one.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
She needs to be reminded of that.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah, they always get on me because I'm such an
apologist for the dog. She's the nicest thing, living thing
in this house.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
She will literally starve herself to death for me.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah eight seven, seven forty four text us check in
over to two two nine eighty seven, will be right back. Yeah,
this is the Woodie Show.
What do you show? Welcome back, Hi, it's up time
for another original wood. He showed trademark copyright game. This
one's called who Sits Shotgun? And I got some audio
(00:22):
from this video. This dude and his girlfriend and his
mom are getting in a car. The girlfriend decided to
sit front seat. Mom's like uh huh no and gets
into it with the girlfriend about it, tells her to
get her ass in the.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Back really, oh yeah, And the boyfriend's driving.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
The boyfriend is driving, and these are adults. These are adults.
So it's the boyfriend, his mom, and then the girlfriend
who gets the front seat. Here's their little squabble here
sitting in the back seat.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
You need to get out. You go sit in the
back seat today.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
You need to get out.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm not sitting in the back seat.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Y'all got married anybody. I mean, we're just going somewhere.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You are like, you're got to sit in the back
seat for that, okay, I mean normal situation. Yeah, the
mother would always sit in the back seat unless it
was like really super really.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's not how it goes. According to what I've according
to what I'm I'm gathering from online.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Is the etiquette is the Mom.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yes, yeah, anybody the older person really, whoever's older gets
the front seat.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's not like I made like the rule like you
always like going to the back seat.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Never.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, no, it has never been a discussion. You're supposed
to give up if you're supposed.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
To give up a seat on a bus for an
older training for another person. So it goes I think
that goes along with the same the same thing now
might offer. My question is you're in that situation you
in this case the boyfriend, all right, Greg, you're driving, Yes,
it's Mario and Mom and your mom. My.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Mom's sitting in back. She prefers it. I think, unless
I've been wrong my home.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
She doesn't prefer it. She wants That's the argument here.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I would absolutely let her sit up front, and you
would tell Ario.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
But yeah, let's what Mario was pissed about.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
You're missing the whole point of the argument.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
If this was the exact same scenario, you have to
you have.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
To make the call who's sits to the front seat.
They both want the front seat. Your mom and Mario
both want the front seat. Who sits in the front?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Mom?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I agree, Yeah, every time I'd be like, I'll sit
in the back.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
You're driving for the sake of the spirit of the argument,
that's not the driving in front.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Then we're not going anywhere. No, I'm just like, well.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It's funny is that the mom ended up getting in
her own car and then just drove and met them
at the.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Okay, a different hypothetical. You would e your wife and
her parents who are visiting. Right you're going out, who's
sitting up front?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Typically my father in law will sit up Oh really, yeah,
he'll set up front with me. My wife and her
mom will sit in the back, and you know, hand
it up.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
In my house, if there's four of us, it's me
and Mario up front. Parents in back.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, as long as they've got a beady And but
it's never like a discussion.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
This is automatically.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
We walked to the car.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No one picks their.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Seat, and as a passenger, I prefer to be in
the back.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I don't I don't know how many people are actually
gonna like argue and fight about it, like my kids
will fight about who gets to sit in the front.
I'll go all right, look wan on the way there,
one on the way.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Back, right, both in the back, shut up, or both
in the back.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah exactly, but I would be I would be disappointed
if I had that actual situation where my wife was
arguing with you know, one of our parents about who
sits in the front? Yeah, how old is everybody?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
And Greg, I'm with you, like if I just don't
feel like talking, which I know is shocking, but it
does happen a lot, especially in the car.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I'm like, baxis, I got back sies.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Now, there are some people that are making the argument
that once your child has another significant other, you are
the back seat to that person, Like you are no
longer that person. You were always their mother, you were
always the father. But your daughter now has another man
in her life, your mom or your son now has
another woman in his life and that is his spouse. Yeah,
(04:20):
that spouse goes up front.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
But that but you got to make it official, you
got to put a ring on.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
That's why I think, because you hear it goes like
you're you're not even married. Is the mom's like yelling
like married somewhere? Yeah, se so maybe that's what she's thinking, like, hey,
once you're married, then yeah of course, and then even
sit up front, and.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
The girlfriend's like, I don't want to break the seal
on this, or I'll always be in the back.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
You don't get to get to the oval office until
you're the president. Thank you. You haven't been elected yet something,
you're still running for office.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Here, here's how you compromise. You offer mom the front seat,
just to be polite. Obviously she wants it. She'll say
no once, thinking you're going to offer again, being like okay,
So she gets one refusal and then she goes in
the back.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I'm with Greg, like, who even knew this was a
big deal.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I mean, I'll always volunteer and then just sit in
the back. It's not a discussion, it's just here. I
don't get the question about if you're getting into an
uber and there's a third row, I don't I'll crawl
in the back. I don't care.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I love the third row.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It doesn't matter to me. I'll get back there. I
don't care.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, if I knew it was an uncomfortable back seat,
then I definitely would offer, Like, no, you guys sit
up in the front.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, my mom is some eighty year old and they
got to squeeze into the back. Then no, they can
sit up front.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
My mom's got a thing going on her hip issue,
you know, hip repressurement, the thing went wrong with the
gall is fine. You know what, it's more comfortable for
her to be upfront. That way easier to get in
and out. Fine, Yeah, of course, yeah, of course I'm not.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Going to sit there.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
And you know it's a non issue battle about.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Who's sitting up front. No right, we used to have
these family friends. I found it to be highly embarrassing.
And I don't know how she lived with herself, a
husband and a wife. No matter where they went, what
they did when they drove and parked, the husband had
to get out of the car. The wife just sat
there in the passenger seat and you had to walk
around and open the door for her every single time.
(06:12):
But she looked. Yeah, she made like a bitch face.
She would just sit there. We're all out of the car,
and I'm thinking, like, why is she just sitting there
with a bitch face. That's right, because the husband does
to go open the door.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Funny though, because I just saw this video that's gotten
a gajillion views about this guy who's all pissed that
his wife didn't wait for him to This is how
we do it in our house.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
He didn't wait for you to open the door, you know.
So I'm like, which is it?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Right, No, I was calling the husband a beach.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Oh well, I guess both if you look looking back.
But she seemed like a bitch.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
This one's tough, fellas. If you're married and you have
a daughter, here's a question, your mom, your wife, your daughter,
rank them?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Who comes first?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
In general? Who comes first?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Daughter? Daughter? Yeah? Daughter?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, what situation though, You're just just in general, like,
my wife's a grown woman. The daughter. I think as
a dad, and I think mom should moms would choose,
you know, son, husband, father.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
It's gonna it's gonna be the son, the husband, and
the last on all that, like I would of course parents.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, I saw that. I was like, man, I don't
that's see. Daughter is easy. That's an easy number one
for me. What that's tough. That's the tough part. I
guess what are we talking about?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I mean that's the question. Yeah, you just said in general.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, it's your question.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, no, I know. And I've looked at it. This
has been sitting here, this has been sitting here in
the studio for three weeks. I glanced at it, thinking
that we're bringing up everyone. You know, I'm gonna bring
this up at some point. Yeah, we're talking about this
front seat business. Well it got me thinking about this
one because all right, let's let's let's get in. But
like you and I have your wife or daughter.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
We have a mutual friend who would absolutely say wife
because he's like, the foundation of the family is the
mom and dad and if that's not strong, then everything
falls apart. So it's always I'm always going to pick
my wife over my kids. And that's their thinking. So
you don't think of it that way.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Because your wife's your partner, yeah, and your decisions and everything.
That's your partner in.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Life, right, you know, Like if it's not just about
like I love her more, it's about without this strong
like mom and dad, husband, wife thing, what's the point
of any of it?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Was?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
There was an old over that's a friend of yours.
I can't wait for you to talk.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
To HI about it. That's an overstatement. He needs a babysitter,
he needs that.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
There was an old time he soap opera wedding. I
might have been days of our lives, I don't know whatever. Oh,
and the woman was giving her vows at the altar,
and she said, I promised to love our children as
much as you, but never more. And I thought, oh, Billie,
what you shouldn't love your kids more than your wife.
She was like the found like Sammy said, that's the
(09:10):
foundation of your family and the wife.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Okay, I think I agree with a lot of that.
And I guess because we're talking in a general sense,
not anything specific. There are times where I'm like, I
tell my mom you're wrong. I'm out one of those guys.
It's like, okay, whatever you say, mommy. Mommy like, yeah,
I will tell my mom. I've gotten into it. My
mom like we like, I like went off a number
(09:38):
of times where I'm like, you are dead wrong, you're
sounding crazy, blah blah blah blah blah. I've done the
same with my wife, you know. So it depends on
the situation of who. But I think in general overall,
daughter number one, wife, mom, I think as I think
the MO. I think my mom. If I'm looking at
from a general standard, I would think and I would hope,
(10:00):
I would hope my mom would understand. Yeah, I think
she would think.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I think she would.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
But when you get married, that's your new nuclear family
or whatever, like you got to take care of your wife.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, because on a day to day basis, you know,
so yeah, day to day basis, it was your mom
until a certain point. And then as you move forward
in life and now you're running things, you know, with
this other person.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Hard though, because as a daughter, it's like, don't try
and get between me and my mom. You know, that's
my mom. So like I I you know, she moves
up in the power ranking. That's like a daughter mom,
I want to ask.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm against. I'm against the blind loyalty thing like yeah,
like where the mom can never be wrong like you
I'm saying. But I'm saying, like if the it's my
wife and I and it's something with her mom, and
and the mom's clearly in the wrong, this is hypothetical,
And I go, your mom's totally wrong. If she's just
gonna blind to defend, that's dumb.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
You can't say that about my mom. Yeah I can
say that.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I'll tell you what. You know. I'm like, yeah, you
know what, my mom's being totally paranoid. Yeah, you know,
my mom gets paranoid about thinking that there's like some
kind of conspiracy against you know, well, I think she
thinks that I but I'm like, no, nobody, Mom, nobody's
thinking that way. I promise you. You're you've made this
thing into a whole thing. You sound nuts.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
But when you're talking about power rankings, maybe you're talking.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
About power rankings. I guess it is in a weird way.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
But when you're talking about that, you're probably talking about
like who do you take care of the most? You know, like,
because you're like, what are we basing this on? Maybe
it's that like you take care of your daughter, and
then you're gonna choose wife and then mom daughter wife?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, mom, fellas, what what do you? Uh?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
It's like, what's mom? Happy Mother's Day? You remember three?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Well, somebody somebody on the text was asking, okay, so
Mother's Day, Uh, who who is the focus on that day?
Is it your wife? Or is it your mom?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Your should be your mom because it's mother's Day. Your
mom's not wife's day. Thank you, that's own mom.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, that's my kid's responsibility step up for their mom.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
But are they doing huh? Are they doing that?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
As you've seen, they're very thoughtful, very thoughtful, maybe not
as much with us as they are with Gina over
the top.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I got the queen's treatment.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Yeah. But yeah, well, the husband's mom is still alive.
She should be the focus on Mother's Day. Yeah, not
the wife.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
But the wife is the mother of your children.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
You are the reason that she became a mother to
begin with.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
How are you then.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
She's your mom?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Exactly made her a mom, right, you made her mom.
You're the reason she's more welcome.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Now you get to have this day it wasn't. If
it wasn't for me, you would not be celebrated today.
You should really, But I agree with Greg. It's Mother's Day.
You're supposed to be celebrating your mom. It's your mom,
your mom, and then you know, of course, like you.
It doesn't mean there's only one acknowledgement you can acknowledge.
But I'm saying that we're talking about a hierarchy here.
(12:50):
It would be your mom and then mother of your children.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
My mom used to make me give Mother's Day cards
to my aunts and if they're.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Not my mom, yeah, we used to do the same thing.
I don't want to, I think, you know. And then
the other one I would throw in there too is Grandma.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I gotta do Grandma I did do Grandma because she.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Really I've been going back and forth on my should
I send something to my grandma?
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Yes, like this this year your book?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, of course, Yeah, yep, I love my grandma ye
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie set us a text
over to two two nine eight seven. A lot of
thoughts on the text. Oh yeah, if you don't put
your significant other first, that's where the resentment grows. Parents
will be gone and eventually your kids will get their
own partners and you'll be left with your significant other.
If you always push them aside, that resentment will always
(13:34):
be there. Well cool, I'm going out with the boys.
Get your own apartment, right exactly, dream will come, Caulator.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I'm pretty sure Sammy's dad is.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Not gonna give me the silent treatment.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
I think Sammy's dad texting and he said his rankings
are daughter, wife's sons.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, there you go, there's your dad. Yeah, that's so
nice that he's listening.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Samuel at uh texts coming over.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
We were discussing a couple of things. Who gets the
front seat. There was that battle between this mom and
her son's girlfriend. They were getting in the car and
they got into an argument about who got this set
up front?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
That important.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
We discussed that, we got everybody's take on that, and
then it reminds me I had this other question. It's
been staring at me for the last it's been on
a piece of paper here in the studio for the
last few weeks. All right, fellas, who are married and
have a daughter? Your mom, your wife, your daughter? Who
comes first in your life? And we kind of all,
(14:36):
you know, broke it down, and I finally came of
my answer daughter one wife, then mom, No knock on mom,
but you know, but yeah, in the spirit of the discussion.
So two nine texting over my wife came before our kids.
She comes first and sits in front with me. Oh okay,
(14:58):
speaking of who comes first, somebody else text it over,
f Mary kill, Okay, okay, f Mary kill, your mom,
your wife, your daughter?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Only two guys answer you guys are sick.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
So that came over on the text. I'm like, oh
my god, that's that's impossible. Then I thought more about it. Okay, God,
it's not as difficult as I thought. If you if
you have to go with you again, in the spirit
of the question, in the spirit of the question, F
Mary kill your mom, your wife, your daughter. Here's how
(15:37):
I think it should play out. Okay, you marry your
daughter because you can have you can have a sexless marriage.
Most marriages are okay.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Eventually you like you know, they sometimes say that, like mom,
I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Marry Okay, yeah, we do, right, So you marry the daughter.
You f your wife because there's no way you're going
to do anything sexual with your mom. Wife by default
is very right. That's what I'm saying. I think it's
like when I really stopped and thought about this is
(16:14):
a little bit easy, way easier than I thought it
was going to be. That makes the most sense. And
if you have anything else, you're sick. O.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Wait, you got to finish it off.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
You got to say it. You got to kill mom.
But yeah, in the spirit of the argument.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Number three, and we're getting killed somebody.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
In somebody brought that up on the text. You guys
are disgusting. How dare you? That's wrong with his audience?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
But did we get like a current I know we
brought up, but did we get a current power rankings? Though,
like I know that's gun to the head, but like
current power rankings in your life, like who's number one?
Your wife, daughter, mom? Like, who's making you the happiest? Basically,
who's making you the power rankings? You don't why you
(17:02):
got to choose violence. I'm choosing not to engage in that.
I've answered enough tough questions. I didn't f Mary kill
your daughter.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I had to, Uh, your your daughter came out pretty
good in all scenarios you did.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
She's a good girl.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
She did most of the time. Yea, what I tell
my kids all the time because my what my daughter
will go, well, I f Mary kills my wife. I guess, Uh,
my daughter will say I'm the favorite. I go, well,
maybe today. Yeah, you know, you kids, you and your
brother are like stocks. Some days you're up, some days
(17:40):
you're down. It just depends on the day. Some days
you're riding high and you are by far the favorite.
Other days I'd sell you.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
It's just.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
She goes, no, overall, I'm the best, and I go, well,
that could be true today. Yeah, you're the best of today. Yeah,
between you, your mom and your brother, you could be number one.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Do you say this in front of your wife?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (18:06):
And then she knows, but doesn't she know the dog
is number one?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Well, the dog is always number one.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
She needs to be reminded of that.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah, they always get on me because I'm such an
apologist for the dog. She's the nicest thing, living thing
in this house.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
She will literally starve herself to death for me.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah eight seven, seven forty four text us check in
over to two two nine eighty seven, will be right back. Yeah,
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