January 27, 2025 • 29 mins
Weekend Cheers & Jeers, Sebas Moving Auction & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Back to The Woody Show, and we are into another
new hour insensitivity Trading for a politically correct World. Monday morning,
January the twenty seventh, twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Five, Woodie Greg Gory.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Menaced the sea bed We've got Sammy phones are open
at eight seven seven forty four. You can hit us
up of the text over to two to nine eight
seven weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah yeah, j.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
All right, Well, uh, since I'm already here, I'll start
my weekend cheer goes to the fact that I had
I think probably the best single night's sleep of my life.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Ockey.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Now, you know, I have no problem sleeping on the weekends,
but Friday into Saturday, so you know, I have that
or R ring that monitors all your sleep and everything.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Total time in bed.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Now, I went to bed a little bit early because
even though it was lame and it was probably like
nine o'clock on Friday night, I was in bed because
I was I'm like, dude, if this is lame, I
don't want to be cool, yep, okay, And so I
just had like the TV on, you know, background kind
of stuff. So total time in bed thirteen hours and
thirty eight minutes and then it measures how much actual sleep.
(01:22):
I got eleven hours and seventeen minutes, shy dude. And
it was it was the most deep, RESTful sleep.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah. Yeah, it's like to the bathroom or something. Yeah,
and I didn't wake up once to go to the bathroom. Yeah,
you know, so crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, he didn't hear my wife, didn't hear my wife
get in the bed, did not hear my wife the
next morning, get it.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Out of bed.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It was perfect. Yeah, it was perfect. My years goes
to this. I saw this story. So there's this guy.
He was on a cruise and you know, if you've
ever been on a crew cruise, they have like the
automatic doors, like when you're going from the inside to
the outside, because the wind can get pretty crazy trying
to pull a door open. Like yeah, right, So anyway,
(02:09):
so they have like these automatic doors. So it's a
double set of automatic doors. And you see it because
it's on surveillance video where this guy's walking through and
it's open, but it starts to close, you know, like
you know, because the person in front of him had
already passed and yeah, and then and he was he
was just still walking up to it. Before it like
(02:29):
recognized him, so it starts to close and hits him
on the side of the head.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Now these things don't yeah, smash vault. But here listen.
Listen to this news story.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Flighting door hits sixty one year old James Housman in
the head. Housman's lawyer says he suffered a minor brain injury,
causing seizure and memory loss.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
The cruise line haul in America denying the company was
at fault and says they are committed to the safety
and security of our guest. Twenty one point five million dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Wow, that is a monster settlement. Million dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Figure that price.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
You can take your finger for that.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Think about it.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Think about how many times menace has fallen right in
his head. Cracked it open hotels. Yeah, because he said
on the floor is too slippery. Yeah, Why would you
put this kind of floor in a place where they're
supposed to be you know, moisture water.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Why would you put a floor hear.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
No, why would you put that type of floor where
it's ult yea ultra slippery with even the slightest bit
of water on there?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Damn Yeah, twenty one get out of here, millions of dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Those stupid it slammed on him and shattered. No, he
didn't hit the ground.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
He's just like, oh, he's just going to like pinch
off of it.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
The more embarrassed than anything, exactly, clearly twenty one million dollars.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
There was this one stupid I was at a Vegas
hotel and I jumped on the bed and fell off
and then hit my head on the draft there.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
That that happens menace weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Well, this weekend, you know, I decided to like reach
out to a lot of friends and you know, just
see how they're doing. And I talked to what of
her old friends, Julianne old co worker as well, and
she just shared with me a recent story that she
had that her dog ate her neighbor's cat.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah wait what Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Dog ate her neighbor's cat, and she she didn't know
which neighbor it was, so she was kind of trying
to figure it out, and eventually she does and she goes,
you know, I gotta go tell this neighbor that, you know,
the dog ate our cat. All kind of dog, I
don't know, some some larger dog and so she goes
over there and tells the lady, hey, by the way,
(04:40):
my dog ate your cat. And then the lady I
apparently starts to start right now, and he says, that
was my son's cat. He's blind and dev.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You won't hear about it.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Ladies like her husband's not doing well whatever, and like
it's kind of like going off on her about it.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I want to take better care.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Of the cat.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
I think she just needed event.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
And then so I was like and then she's like, yeah,
the lady got all mad at me. I go, yeah,
julian what do you expect it's gonna happen? And then
I started telling him like, I mean, you didn't have
to tell the whole truth because Julianne also.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Shared a store with me like three weeks before that
coyote ate her cat. Okay, so you at least told
the lady like a coyote. But she, I mean, like,
you know, more props to her for like being honest
and going there and telling the neighbor what happened instead
of just burying the cat like I would have a
(05:39):
stud But I know, Cheers.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Brought up he caught up with some friends. Jeers, he's disappointed,
and Juliane's not lying and giving the neighbor the honest
truth about what happened to the cat. Yeah, I have
a thousand more questions about the story.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Yeah, it was pretty it was pretty good, but no, Actually,
my jeers though, So I went to the movies and
I saw this great movie that's called One of Them Days.
It's basically like The Female Friday that's out. I really
enjoyed it. But my jeers is, I'm going there to
see a comedy movie, but I have to sit through
fifteen minutes of like horror film trailers and it's all
(06:22):
like torture and murder, And I'm like, can we like
change up the trailers if you're gonna go see a comedy?
And then I'm with, great, they're not even scary anymore,
you know, they're so predictable. I mean, like jump scare
stuff like doesn't even get you anymore.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
They always pair those comedy and horror when you're seeing trailers.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Yeah I don't.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Yeah, every time you see a comedy, it's like like
if we bring the kid, like, uh, should we be
seeing this trailer right now? Yeah, it's just like blood
and Gold, like it must be such a crossover audience for.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Fifteen minutes street because I thought there was a whole
thing about this trailer has been approved for this audio
in other words, like you're seeing this movie, so this
trailer has been approved to show this all audience. And
I thought, for the most part, like I usually see
stuff that's kind of similar.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Yeah, that's what I would, But it happens every.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Single time your algorithm.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
And I'm not against those movies, but I just like,
can we just like I don't know, maybe Muwana seven
or something like trailer I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I think the problem is there's no comedies or there
are very few comedies, so you don't have enough supply.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
I mean there was one action movie trailer for what
is it, the new uh Captain America, But that was it.
The rest is just like Murder, Murder, torture, Blood the
name of those No, because.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
They were they were all so similar. They seem like
the same movies. All right, great gory weekend cheers and jeers.
I'm gonna give cheers to the Buffalo Bills for at
least keeping it interesting.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I love the game. Go up for it on fourth
multiple times, go for two points all the teams do that.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
It seems like all the teams that make the playoffs,
every one of those teams goes for it, fourth and
fourth and whatever, short and short, they're going for it.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It made the game really interesting. It was a nail bier,
but so cheers to the Bills. I appreciated them a lot.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Do you think they should have won for the tie breaker?
I mean for the tie for the kick or was
there just too far away?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Were talking about last play?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, no, I don't think they were too far.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Yeah, they should have went for the kick and just
tied it up instead of the win. You know, you
can't get that against the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, perhaps Gina was Uh. Gina was texting me yea,
even though she's from Kansas City and originally and she
was excited for the Chiefs, she all of a sudden felt.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You should I just read the text.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, she she sends me this text because she was
technical case, what do you think the chances are there
actually winning this game?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I was like, well, I.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Wouldn't bet against them, you know, in a tight game,
And she goes, well, maybe because i'm and this is
after the game, maybe because I'm five seconds from my
period I'm sorry, my peer.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Your perod, but I feel really bad for the Bills.
They're so sad.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
They were them and like they were kind of your
eyed and it was it was heartbreak.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
They're paid well to lose.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Lose.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, they're they're really paid. Well, they're gonna be okay.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
No one tells Gane about the nineteen nineties.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, my god, yeah, totally.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
They blew it in the super Bowl. Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
I felt that they just kept panting to their sad
little faces, and I felt so bad for them.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Loody didn't she didn't touch you back a nice chick?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Take right, Well, she has a chick and she's like
five minutes from her peer.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Cheers to the Bills from making it interesting.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I really have no geers, which is a great thing.
My only jeer is that my bowtox guy got sick,
so I had to postpone. Why does everything happened to me?
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Don't you hate when that happens?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I know, so now the effects of it are delayed
as well.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I'll be honest.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I had that thought about Greg getting his bowtox on Friday. Yeah,
and then I was going to make a point this
morning ago Greg you look great. I'm glad I did.
I wouldn't have noticed, and you would be such a liar,
I'm saying, but I wouldn't have noticed. I was trying
to be a nice friend. And you know it's like
when a girl gets her hair cut and nothing hap
and you're like so different. Were talking about radically different,
(10:06):
don't you see the subtle highlight.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Weekend cheers and jeers, well, cheers.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
I took the husband and the kid to see Wicked.
They loved it. It was a good balance between the
kid had three basketball games this weekend. Of course we're
watching a bunch of football, so it's a nice you know,
asmidgeon of culture in an otherwise sports field weekend culture.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
That's such a high you know.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
See about I'm glad you said that because I come from, like,
you know, a theatre background, and to me, it's like
bubblegumt I care. But if that's their sort of like
foray into musicals.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
God love them exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
What the hell's.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Way today?
Speaker 6 (10:47):
You see that The internet now says they're trying to
say that's a cult.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, for sure, because any city in America you see
billboards for it.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Because the advertised a year and a half out.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I guess it just constantly tours and just Chinese dancers,
propaganda everybody who's ever gone besides what he's Chriss the
only person I know.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
But I see it everywhere, commercials on TV.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
Well, and my jeers, like Greg, I don't really have
any again. My only jeers would be for the sad
little bills because I really did feel bad. But in
Greg fashioned you your bo guy, didn't how much I
feel really bad about. I love fingernails and I look
like I have two half fingers and I have to
get those fixed today.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Those weren't off.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Those weren't like your nails.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Please, I don't I do.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
I do gel X and two came off and I
look nuts.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
The way to get that?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Your life is rough, I know, Oh god, they'd be horrible.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
What about you? S Bass weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
You guys don't believe this, but cheers to the d
m V.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
What, Yes, this is awesome.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
We go. We get these lists from by the time,
like they published the list of of license plates that
they rejected.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Custom vanity license sexually. Yeah, well I submitted.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Mine for my cyber truck and it just came in
the mail, and I was worried because it's a little risque,
and I thought they might not get it. They might
not give it to me. I might be rejected scandal
for cybercock. But no, check out my new lesson bro.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Cyber.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, so it's S Y B R S X S
Yeah that.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Or you can do I I can consider that greg,
because you just need SX, but sxx still works.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I'll just say, like, cyber sucks because because cyber trucks.
Because you pronouced letter X sucks. Right, Oh no, you don't, dummy,
people say X sucks. Well that you like if you
if you have changed it completely.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Pronounce like cyber ready. He was ready for that one,
Like cyber was a hacklay a temp and it was
shout it down easily.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
But isn't it kind of like saying that cybersex is
the kind of sex you'd be having.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, you're only cy the cyber truck.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Only cybersex is available to you when you're in this truck.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
It feels like you're having in front of your computer.
So high fibro and thank you d m B for
not well done. Cyber super cybersexist. What is it?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
I am sexist against folks. You don't like cyber trucks, You're.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Right, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
And in the weekend, Jeers gears to the rabies vaccine.
Uh oh, so I'm thinking about going menace to Thailand.
Oh sweetie, but what do they have a Thailand? Lots
of things that bite you, like monkeys and dogs. Yeah,
the rec Yeah, hookries exactly. They recommend getting a rabyes vaccine,
which I've wanted for a long time because I get
all the vaccines I've got.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I've got the mpox vaccine. I've got shingle not shingles yet.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I thought you got the shingles one.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
They won't give it to you to your fifties. That's
like twelve hpvv. I've got heptitus a m B. I'd
be getting dumb vaccines. So I got the rabies back
scene for travel.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Uh one dose out of two, by the way, five
and ninety five dollars, Oh my god, and which I'm like,
that can't be the market price because vets and vet
texts and the control officers get this all the time.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
And also it's not like it's new exactly the market
like usually after something's been on the market for a while.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
That probably come down, get the get the generic.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
I think it's probably garbage. It's probably our garbage.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Insurance.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
They said, you know now you're not cover blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Of course not.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
How is that? That can't be right? And also don't
they hurt exceptionally? That was the old stomach shot.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Oh that that you don't need that?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Yeah, that's gone. Okay, get by raccoon. Now you're fine
a little pinch.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
My follow up question is lose you to Thailand because
so many people are moving there and they're living in
like luxury apartment buildings for seven hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, there's all kinds of like travel influence, bloggers and
whatever who go over there.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Like in Thailand, I get a four acre, can't company
in a private Yeah yeah Thailand. Yes, But I'm also
men to be happy for this. I'm going to Singapore
and Thailand.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Oh rap, I'm jealous of Singapore. Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 9 (15:04):
My cheers is to my uncle Tom. He passed away.
We had a celebration of life on Saturday, which yeah,
which it was.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
I mean, it was great seeing everybody. But I learned
so much about him from when he was a kid.
That I didn't realize because I mean they had speeches
that went on for two and a half hours.
Speaker 9 (15:22):
Oh well, they were such good speeches.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
That there's no good speech that's two and a half No. No,
it was a.
Speaker 9 (15:28):
Bunch of different people. They just continuously were getting.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
One guy, one show.
Speaker 9 (15:35):
But I ended up finding out he had polio when
he was a kid.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
He was in a wheelchair for like four years, and
then his dad found the best doctors.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
Ends up he beats polio.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
You know, he's hold on realquick.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Oh yo.
Speaker 10 (15:53):
Born in nineteen thirty three. Yeah, he beats polio. He's
ten years old. He still couldn't read when he was
years old because it was so difficult for him to
learn to read. His brothers were all making fun of him,
calling him stupid whatever. That He finally ends up learning
to read, and then he graduated from Yale.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
Oh my god, I wouldn't even read ecuse. Yeah, anyone
can do anything, you guys. This is an inspirational story.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
I've been to Harvard, I mean I visited but there.
Speaker 10 (16:23):
Which of course, it turns out he was dyslexic. But
back then they didn't know what dislikes you you're just dumb.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I passed away at one hundred and something. How old
was he?
Speaker 9 (16:32):
He was ninety one, ninety one.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Okay, yeah, I've been to Berkeley.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
There's a lot of dumb people in Berkeley.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
That's the majority I went to, you know, yeah schools.
Speaker 9 (16:46):
Okay, and my jeers is to headache hangovers. I drink
so much on Saturday.
Speaker 10 (16:52):
Probably if I were to guess three bottles of champagne
to myself.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Oh my good god.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (16:57):
Well it was a marathon we started drinking, I mean
because it started at noon and then we went till
midnight and it was an all day thing. And I've
never really had a headache hangover before.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
I don't usually get headaches.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
More recently I have, but oh my god, I'll get you.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
Like all day yesterday it was the worst.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
She drinks very light beers, so it's not like she's
kind of whiskey, right.
Speaker 9 (17:21):
She champagne there, but.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
She said it was her first time, Like it's not
like she's never Yeah, right, so.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
You've never had a hangover with a headache. It's a
hangover like nauseous.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
Yeah, I've been hung over before. I get that, just ache,
not with a headache.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
I got that way wine. That's why I never did
wine ever again.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I say, that's the not the Tann's, but something else.
And wine can't do that, did you?
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Boss? Soul fights face.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
She wasn't a headache. Greg says he's never gotten a headache.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Not really, maybe two in my life.
Speaker 9 (17:52):
I never really said either.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Well, because you're doing for so long, that's prolonged because
most hangovers is dehydration is the most of it, and
when you're doing it for that long, you're probably pedal
and keep it constant even.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
The non hangover situation. I don't get he that's the
one thing God gave my body. That's good.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Well, there's your cheers and jeers you guys.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Hope everybody had a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Now.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
The other thing about Sea Bass, and we're gonna get
into this after the break.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Sea Bass is moving. We've heard about that.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I want to hear the latest on the couch.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Remember he was talking about like maybe song song the
couch and half because he can get it out of
his current building, but not into the new building elevators.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
I believe we're too small.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
You want to see where you're at with that and
also he's trying to get rid of some of the
stuff that he owns. You know, when people move, they
get rid of stuffy right. Yeah, And so this week
Sea Bass is offering up an auction of the day
for some of his different things, his possessions for charity. Yeah,
so we'll see what he's auctioning off today that you.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Can bid on.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
That's next on the Woodies Show.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Hang on.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Kind a bit comically large. It's disgusting the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But in fact that a little conversation where got those
clips talking about my penis you wish? Yeah, if it
was that big and someone called it disgusting, I'd be
okay with it.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah, it's just so yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Well, a couple up dates with Sea Bass.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Number one, he's moving, just saying he's staying in the
same area, just moving to a different apartment building because.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
He well, yeah, he started ignoring all of his complaints.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
They're like, all right, enough of this guy, and maybe
he'll move if we ignore.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
There's that thing.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
It actually affected me on the move out because the
way our complex is set up is I could go
just down on my building and go right out to
the street and and load the truck there, but one
of the damn doors doesn't open and hasn't opened for
six months. It's like the elevator in the Big Bang
Theory building, right, and so it's broken the whole time.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
People know that reference.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
So yeah, the point is I submit this, they say, oh,
it's done, and then it's not, and then I emailed
they say, well, you.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Know, we have a lot of priorities.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
No, this is the door is getting in and out,
the fire exit Americans disability X exit thing, you know,
their p site to get rid of him. Yeah, but
look it's it's mutual. He's happy to be moving on
to something else. But he had this couch that he
was able to get into the building because I guess
maybe the door worked at that point. He got it
up the elevator. But the new building he's moving to,
he said that the elevator wasn't big enough to accommodate
the nine foot length of the couch, so he was
(20:30):
considering cutting the couch. Like you went online saw some
different you can if you strip stiff upholstery part of
the frame, peeled some of the upholstery off. Yeah, I
probably appealed like that little black Felty stuff underneath just
a cat's hide.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Right, so I could see what I was dealing with.
It's like, oh, yeah, if I cut these three beams
right here and then go to go to the hardware store,
I guess joiners, and yeah, where.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
You're at with that?
Speaker 4 (20:56):
So I actually went back to and I found that
the elevators in my new place. Actually I have quite
a large ceiling on the inside, and because the door
is right at seven foot, my couch is like seven
to three, so you could actually hook it underneath and
go up into the elevator.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Was the first time when you looked at the.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
I went to a different building. I think perhaps they
had different elevators, is what I'm the theory I'm going with. Yeah,
and so yes, and I hired movers, which, by the way,
wasn't worth it. And then and then you're worth it
for the hundreds of dollars I paid, I could have
I could have handled this stuff myself.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
One hundred how much.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Total cost and tip was like six hundred fifty bucks.
Oh but you didn't have to carry it. Yeah, yeah,
I'm strong. I can do that, I know, But man,
I tell you, that's one of those things. Never sleeping
on a couch. Yeah for more than like a nap
of sleeping couch. Yeah, for more than like a nap.
Like I'm saying, if I'm going somewhere, like let's say
I go to town.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Oh you could say it with me.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I'm not staying on your couch, not doing that, no
fold out like I'll I'll be happy to pay for
a room.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
The other thing is I'm never moving again. Well might move,
I'm never moving stuff myself again.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
See I support it for you because you've got a
family and probably large furniture and all that crap. Everything
I have I can be put on wheel, is on wheels,
or can be put on wheels.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I'm still in.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Fact, I was thinking like because I have, you know,
dollies and stuff. I and it was only a mile
and a half from my old place by new place.
Early on Sunday, I'll be going around. Can make like
a fun little workout.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
The couch stays, the couches, the couch is in.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Okay, now you have some stuff that you want to
get rid of, and so Sea Beast is set up.
But where I have an auction a day every day
this week he's got a new auction, and where are
these auctions being housed.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
It is on e Bay.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
But what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna send Menace
all the links so manage to be able to put
it out on the Woody Show social media. So okay,
it's titled The Woody Show, but who knows if you
could find out on eBay. But they will have the
direct links on all of the Woody Shows social case.
So if you'd like to bid on one of these side,
Now where does the money go? It go all the
pro net proceeds go to wildfire relief. So I'm not
making any money off of this. You will be paying
(23:00):
shipping if you do win, or or local pickup. But
because some of these are.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Quite large, the starting bit is literally a dollar. So
for this first item, which retailed me over five hundred dollars, again,
I'm giving this away for free.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
For free.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
It's something that was not making money.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
It's something that I've been uh championing, what he's been championing.
We've been trying to get the rest of the show
to get into this.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Okay, Oh, I think I know what it is.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
My fee toilet Sea.
Speaker 9 (23:33):
Toilet is in my face, by.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
The way, By the way.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
And that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
That's a good one too. That's the total. This is
total washland because there are.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Not there are a lot of knockoffs, which a good
one which he is not a fan. This is like
the high end Toto high end bank.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
In fact, when you land and in Japanes Toto has
its own like specials battles.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
The goat of these men is were like a hood.
Yeah like yeah, look a look at collar.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Ag I just doesn't want it.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I just I'll wear it like a collar.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
Why aren't you taking that with you?
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Well, I'll tell you why so I you're closer to hand.
Do want to know?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Over there?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
All right, watch out he's got I didn't unplug it
or anything.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
I'm just not a fan of the attachments.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I rather have know is wearing it. Pull up the
bottom of the top. Yeah, you gotta pull up the
top and then anyway you gotta the camera. It has
a hard time going his head. And that's why I'm
getting rid of it. I gotta sit down.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
So I got headphones on, okay.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Like a demon poop.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I really want to I really want to display it
to get like the most bids. It's for wildfire relief
and also, what do you know what you are?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
You're with?
Speaker 4 (24:47):
The kids would love you are a skippity toilet?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, like a cool you are?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
You're you look terrified.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
When you sit on a toilet. You don't really like
lean back. But if you were to lean back, it
seems like the outline of that would not be comfortable.
Speaker 7 (25:05):
Lot it folds forward.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
It's got a soft closed thing. So why am I
getting rid of this?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I do have the remote, Okay, I plugged in obviously,
but yeah, this comes with all the original hardware I got.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
The instruction manual does have.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
An odd smell.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
It's lightly used because obviously I poop in the shower,
so right, all the skanks that have sat on this, yeah,
so but no washing their box out after the sexist
seedma because it does have a front and a rear option.
So the reason is notice Woody, that is the shorter
rounded toilet seat, not the law. Yes, yes, yes, and
(25:41):
that's why I'm upgrading. So I'm not one upgrading, I'm
changing sizes. It's a it's heated, right, it's seat number
one and then also has a different variations, so it
has an oscillating or back and forth up and down
your butt hole. It has like another one that's more
like a sprit. It has a direct spray which also
you can adjust the intensity of the water stream. You
can set user profile because us there's two user profiles
(26:02):
that you could set. You can adjust the temperature of
the water, the pressure, the pressure, there's a there there's
a vadge setting. So Ladies said, I'll go up and
then you know your vadge and then tryer deutorizer.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Oh pre missed, and then do you program it so
it knows where your b hole is? Like like, that's.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Because there's you'll notice the front and front and back adjustment.
Two man controls are front and back and then pressure
and pulse it. You know, Giant remote mind is much smaller.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
That's a different remote than what I have when I
have the same exact toilet too.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
The brand is the model I should say, is C
two hundred. Again, this is this shorter version the clip
on too, right. Yeah, it's not the full the full
bowl that's why it's the washlet. The wash so it'll
attach to any standard toilet. Yeah, I put it on,
no problem with ease, No problem. You just have to
have like a power outlet somewhere close to the to
(26:52):
the toilet, which I think, and it also connects to
obviously the water, you know, but it has like one
of those valves or whatever.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
They call it, you hand tighten. It's super easy to
turn off your water before installing.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
So yeah, bids started to one dollar and metace. Where
are people going? Do we have a can we put
like a link directly on our Instagram? Like, uh, yeah,
I'm trying to you can do that too, right, Yeah,
we'll do on the story, but I won't stay there.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
I'm trying to figure out all We'll put a place
actually at the Woody Show dot com. There'll be a
little button right there you'll.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
See, okay, but we can also post it on the
It will be.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
On our Instagram story. But if you don't see it
on our Instagram story anymore, when you hear this, go
to the Woody Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
You'll see something for hours we have we have a
new one tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
It's a perfect amount of times.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I'm trying to see this thing off my head so
it doesn't hit my lips.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah, right, Greg, steam clean to that because I have
got a little hand steamer. Oh steam clean toilet.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
What is the thickness of the stream of water? Is
it like a hose? It's always very thin? Oh? Is it? Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
It's nice just right to go right up your ass.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Can you do like as breathe out?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
You can do like it could be like an animacy.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
So the first time you use it to like lack
of a better word, does it hurt.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
No, it is surprising unless you have like a raging
roy It's glorious. It'll be the same kind of feeling
you get after you get that first straight razor, hot
lather shave again. Life.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Those things I still understand when we.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
First upgrade to a king sized bet.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Ya, America hasn't embraced it though. Else we're slowly getting there. Yeah,
but yeah, so is it posted? Not yet? Because Sea
Basket sent me the link, I thought I already done this.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Before the show. Okay, yeah, all right, well, yeah, here
we go.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
We'll get back on I got it.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Show.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
I don't care about your feelings.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Well, let's wrap up and get the hell out of here.
But it idea, it started.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
With goddamn it's Monday, but now got that checked off
the list.
Speaker 9 (28:47):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
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Speaker 1 (29:37):
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Speaker 2 (29:57):
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Back to The Woody Show, and we are into another
new hour insensitivity Trading for a politically correct World. Monday morning,
January the twenty seventh, twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Five, Woodie Greg Gory.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Menaced the sea bed We've got Sammy phones are open
at eight seven seven forty four. You can hit us
up of the text over to two to nine eight
seven weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah yeah, j.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
All right, Well, uh, since I'm already here, I'll start
my weekend cheer goes to the fact that I had
I think probably the best single night's sleep of my life.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Ockey.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Now, you know, I have no problem sleeping on the weekends,
but Friday into Saturday, so you know, I have that
or R ring that monitors all your sleep and everything.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Total time in bed.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Now, I went to bed a little bit early because
even though it was lame and it was probably like
nine o'clock on Friday night, I was in bed because
I was I'm like, dude, if this is lame, I
don't want to be cool, yep, okay, And so I
just had like the TV on, you know, background kind
of stuff. So total time in bed thirteen hours and
thirty eight minutes and then it measures how much actual sleep.
(01:22):
I got eleven hours and seventeen minutes, shy dude. And
it was it was the most deep, RESTful sleep.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah. Yeah, it's like to the bathroom or something. Yeah,
and I didn't wake up once to go to the bathroom. Yeah,
you know, so crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, he didn't hear my wife, didn't hear my wife
get in the bed, did not hear my wife the
next morning, get it.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Out of bed.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It was perfect. Yeah, it was perfect. My years goes
to this. I saw this story. So there's this guy.
He was on a cruise and you know, if you've
ever been on a crew cruise, they have like the
automatic doors, like when you're going from the inside to
the outside, because the wind can get pretty crazy trying
to pull a door open. Like yeah, right, So anyway,
(02:09):
so they have like these automatic doors. So it's a
double set of automatic doors. And you see it because
it's on surveillance video where this guy's walking through and
it's open, but it starts to close, you know, like
you know, because the person in front of him had
already passed and yeah, and then and he was he
was just still walking up to it. Before it like
(02:29):
recognized him, so it starts to close and hits him
on the side of the head.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Now these things don't yeah, smash vault. But here listen.
Listen to this news story.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Flighting door hits sixty one year old James Housman in
the head. Housman's lawyer says he suffered a minor brain injury,
causing seizure and memory loss.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
The cruise line haul in America denying the company was
at fault and says they are committed to the safety
and security of our guest. Twenty one point five million dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Wow, that is a monster settlement. Million dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Figure that price.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
You can take your finger for that.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Think about it.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Think about how many times menace has fallen right in
his head. Cracked it open hotels. Yeah, because he said
on the floor is too slippery. Yeah, Why would you
put this kind of floor in a place where they're
supposed to be you know, moisture water.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Why would you put a floor hear.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
No, why would you put that type of floor where
it's ult yea ultra slippery with even the slightest bit
of water on there?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Damn Yeah, twenty one get out of here, millions of dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Those stupid it slammed on him and shattered. No, he
didn't hit the ground.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
He's just like, oh, he's just going to like pinch
off of it.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
The more embarrassed than anything, exactly, clearly twenty one million dollars.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
There was this one stupid I was at a Vegas
hotel and I jumped on the bed and fell off
and then hit my head on the draft there.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
That that happens menace weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Well, this weekend, you know, I decided to like reach
out to a lot of friends and you know, just
see how they're doing. And I talked to what of
her old friends, Julianne old co worker as well, and
she just shared with me a recent story that she
had that her dog ate her neighbor's cat.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah wait what Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Dog ate her neighbor's cat, and she she didn't know
which neighbor it was, so she was kind of trying
to figure it out, and eventually she does and she goes,
you know, I gotta go tell this neighbor that, you know,
the dog ate our cat. All kind of dog, I
don't know, some some larger dog and so she goes
over there and tells the lady, hey, by the way,
(04:40):
my dog ate your cat. And then the lady I
apparently starts to start right now, and he says, that
was my son's cat. He's blind and dev.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You won't hear about it.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Ladies like her husband's not doing well whatever, and like
it's kind of like going off on her about it.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I want to take better care.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Of the cat.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
I think she just needed event.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
And then so I was like and then she's like, yeah,
the lady got all mad at me. I go, yeah,
julian what do you expect it's gonna happen? And then
I started telling him like, I mean, you didn't have
to tell the whole truth because Julianne also.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Shared a store with me like three weeks before that
coyote ate her cat. Okay, so you at least told
the lady like a coyote. But she, I mean, like,
you know, more props to her for like being honest
and going there and telling the neighbor what happened instead
of just burying the cat like I would have a
(05:39):
stud But I know, Cheers.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Brought up he caught up with some friends. Jeers, he's disappointed,
and Juliane's not lying and giving the neighbor the honest
truth about what happened to the cat. Yeah, I have
a thousand more questions about the story.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Yeah, it was pretty it was pretty good, but no, Actually,
my jeers though, So I went to the movies and
I saw this great movie that's called One of Them Days.
It's basically like The Female Friday that's out. I really
enjoyed it. But my jeers is, I'm going there to
see a comedy movie, but I have to sit through
fifteen minutes of like horror film trailers and it's all
(06:22):
like torture and murder, And I'm like, can we like
change up the trailers if you're gonna go see a comedy?
And then I'm with, great, they're not even scary anymore,
you know, they're so predictable. I mean, like jump scare
stuff like doesn't even get you anymore.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
They always pair those comedy and horror when you're seeing trailers.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Yeah I don't.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Yeah, every time you see a comedy, it's like like
if we bring the kid, like, uh, should we be
seeing this trailer right now? Yeah, it's just like blood
and Gold, like it must be such a crossover audience for.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Fifteen minutes street because I thought there was a whole
thing about this trailer has been approved for this audio
in other words, like you're seeing this movie, so this
trailer has been approved to show this all audience. And
I thought, for the most part, like I usually see
stuff that's kind of similar.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Yeah, that's what I would, But it happens every.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Single time your algorithm.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
And I'm not against those movies, but I just like,
can we just like I don't know, maybe Muwana seven
or something like trailer I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I think the problem is there's no comedies or there
are very few comedies, so you don't have enough supply.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
I mean there was one action movie trailer for what
is it, the new uh Captain America, But that was it.
The rest is just like Murder, Murder, torture, Blood the
name of those No, because.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
They were they were all so similar. They seem like
the same movies. All right, great gory weekend cheers and jeers.
I'm gonna give cheers to the Buffalo Bills for at
least keeping it interesting.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I love the game. Go up for it on fourth
multiple times, go for two points all the teams do that.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
It seems like all the teams that make the playoffs,
every one of those teams goes for it, fourth and
fourth and whatever, short and short, they're going for it.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It made the game really interesting. It was a nail bier,
but so cheers to the Bills. I appreciated them a lot.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Do you think they should have won for the tie breaker?
I mean for the tie for the kick or was
there just too far away?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Were talking about last play?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, no, I don't think they were too far.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Yeah, they should have went for the kick and just
tied it up instead of the win. You know, you
can't get that against the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, perhaps Gina was Uh. Gina was texting me yea,
even though she's from Kansas City and originally and she
was excited for the Chiefs, she all of a sudden felt.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You should I just read the text.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, she she sends me this text because she was
technical case, what do you think the chances are there
actually winning this game?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I was like, well, I.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Wouldn't bet against them, you know, in a tight game,
And she goes, well, maybe because i'm and this is
after the game, maybe because I'm five seconds from my
period I'm sorry, my peer.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Your perod, but I feel really bad for the Bills.
They're so sad.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
They were them and like they were kind of your
eyed and it was it was heartbreak.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
They're paid well to lose.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Lose.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, they're they're really paid. Well, they're gonna be okay.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
No one tells Gane about the nineteen nineties.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, my god, yeah, totally.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
They blew it in the super Bowl. Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
I felt that they just kept panting to their sad
little faces, and I felt so bad for them.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Loody didn't she didn't touch you back a nice chick?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Take right, Well, she has a chick and she's like
five minutes from her peer.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Cheers to the Bills from making it interesting.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I really have no geers, which is a great thing.
My only jeer is that my bowtox guy got sick,
so I had to postpone. Why does everything happened to me?
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Don't you hate when that happens?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I know, so now the effects of it are delayed
as well.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I'll be honest.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I had that thought about Greg getting his bowtox on Friday. Yeah,
and then I was going to make a point this
morning ago Greg you look great. I'm glad I did.
I wouldn't have noticed, and you would be such a liar,
I'm saying, but I wouldn't have noticed. I was trying
to be a nice friend. And you know it's like
when a girl gets her hair cut and nothing hap
and you're like so different. Were talking about radically different,
(10:06):
don't you see the subtle highlight.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Weekend cheers and jeers, well, cheers.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
I took the husband and the kid to see Wicked.
They loved it. It was a good balance between the
kid had three basketball games this weekend. Of course we're
watching a bunch of football, so it's a nice you know,
asmidgeon of culture in an otherwise sports field weekend culture.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
That's such a high you know.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
See about I'm glad you said that because I come from, like,
you know, a theatre background, and to me, it's like
bubblegumt I care. But if that's their sort of like
foray into musicals.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
God love them exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
What the hell's.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Way today?
Speaker 6 (10:47):
You see that The internet now says they're trying to
say that's a cult.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, for sure, because any city in America you see
billboards for it.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Because the advertised a year and a half out.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I guess it just constantly tours and just Chinese dancers,
propaganda everybody who's ever gone besides what he's Chriss the
only person I know.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
But I see it everywhere, commercials on TV.
Speaker 7 (11:12):
Well, and my jeers, like Greg, I don't really have
any again. My only jeers would be for the sad
little bills because I really did feel bad. But in
Greg fashioned you your bo guy, didn't how much I
feel really bad about. I love fingernails and I look
like I have two half fingers and I have to
get those fixed today.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Those weren't off.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Those weren't like your nails.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Please, I don't I do.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
I do gel X and two came off and I
look nuts.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
The way to get that?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Your life is rough, I know, Oh god, they'd be horrible.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
What about you? S Bass weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
You guys don't believe this, but cheers to the d
m V.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
What, Yes, this is awesome.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
We go. We get these lists from by the time,
like they published the list of of license plates that
they rejected.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Custom vanity license sexually. Yeah, well I submitted.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Mine for my cyber truck and it just came in
the mail, and I was worried because it's a little risque,
and I thought they might not get it. They might
not give it to me. I might be rejected scandal
for cybercock. But no, check out my new lesson bro.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Cyber.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, so it's S Y B R S X S
Yeah that.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Or you can do I I can consider that greg,
because you just need SX, but sxx still works.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I'll just say, like, cyber sucks because because cyber trucks.
Because you pronouced letter X sucks. Right, Oh no, you don't, dummy,
people say X sucks. Well that you like if you
if you have changed it completely.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Pronounce like cyber ready. He was ready for that one,
Like cyber was a hacklay a temp and it was
shout it down easily.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
But isn't it kind of like saying that cybersex is
the kind of sex you'd be having.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, you're only cy the cyber truck.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Only cybersex is available to you when you're in this truck.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
It feels like you're having in front of your computer.
So high fibro and thank you d m B for
not well done. Cyber super cybersexist. What is it?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
I am sexist against folks. You don't like cyber trucks, You're.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Right, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
And in the weekend, Jeers gears to the rabies vaccine.
Uh oh, so I'm thinking about going menace to Thailand.
Oh sweetie, but what do they have a Thailand? Lots
of things that bite you, like monkeys and dogs. Yeah,
the rec Yeah, hookries exactly. They recommend getting a rabyes vaccine,
which I've wanted for a long time because I get
all the vaccines I've got.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I've got the mpox vaccine. I've got shingle not shingles yet.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I thought you got the shingles one.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
They won't give it to you to your fifties. That's
like twelve hpvv. I've got heptitus a m B. I'd
be getting dumb vaccines. So I got the rabies back
scene for travel.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Uh one dose out of two, by the way, five
and ninety five dollars, Oh my god, and which I'm like,
that can't be the market price because vets and vet
texts and the control officers get this all the time.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
And also it's not like it's new exactly the market
like usually after something's been on the market for a while.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
That probably come down, get the get the generic.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
I think it's probably garbage. It's probably our garbage.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Insurance.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
They said, you know now you're not cover blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Of course not.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
How is that? That can't be right? And also don't
they hurt exceptionally? That was the old stomach shot.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Oh that that you don't need that?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Yeah, that's gone. Okay, get by raccoon. Now you're fine
a little pinch.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
My follow up question is lose you to Thailand because
so many people are moving there and they're living in
like luxury apartment buildings for seven hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, there's all kinds of like travel influence, bloggers and
whatever who go over there.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Like in Thailand, I get a four acre, can't company
in a private Yeah yeah Thailand. Yes, But I'm also
men to be happy for this. I'm going to Singapore
and Thailand.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Oh rap, I'm jealous of Singapore. Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 9 (15:04):
My cheers is to my uncle Tom. He passed away.
We had a celebration of life on Saturday, which yeah,
which it was.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
I mean, it was great seeing everybody. But I learned
so much about him from when he was a kid.
That I didn't realize because I mean they had speeches
that went on for two and a half hours.
Speaker 9 (15:22):
Oh well, they were such good speeches.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
That there's no good speech that's two and a half No. No,
it was a.
Speaker 9 (15:28):
Bunch of different people. They just continuously were getting.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
One guy, one show.
Speaker 9 (15:35):
But I ended up finding out he had polio when
he was a kid.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
He was in a wheelchair for like four years, and
then his dad found the best doctors.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
Ends up he beats polio.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
You know, he's hold on realquick.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Oh yo.
Speaker 10 (15:53):
Born in nineteen thirty three. Yeah, he beats polio. He's
ten years old. He still couldn't read when he was
years old because it was so difficult for him to
learn to read. His brothers were all making fun of him,
calling him stupid whatever. That He finally ends up learning
to read, and then he graduated from Yale.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
Oh my god, I wouldn't even read ecuse. Yeah, anyone
can do anything, you guys. This is an inspirational story.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
I've been to Harvard, I mean I visited but there.
Speaker 10 (16:23):
Which of course, it turns out he was dyslexic. But
back then they didn't know what dislikes you you're just dumb.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
I passed away at one hundred and something. How old
was he?
Speaker 9 (16:32):
He was ninety one, ninety one.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Okay, yeah, I've been to Berkeley.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
There's a lot of dumb people in Berkeley.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
That's the majority I went to, you know, yeah schools.
Speaker 9 (16:46):
Okay, and my jeers is to headache hangovers. I drink
so much on Saturday.
Speaker 10 (16:52):
Probably if I were to guess three bottles of champagne
to myself.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Oh my good god.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (16:57):
Well it was a marathon we started drinking, I mean
because it started at noon and then we went till
midnight and it was an all day thing. And I've
never really had a headache hangover before.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
I don't usually get headaches.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
More recently I have, but oh my god, I'll get you.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
Like all day yesterday it was the worst.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
She drinks very light beers, so it's not like she's
kind of whiskey, right.
Speaker 9 (17:21):
She champagne there, but.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
She said it was her first time, Like it's not
like she's never Yeah, right, so.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
You've never had a hangover with a headache. It's a
hangover like nauseous.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
Yeah, I've been hung over before. I get that, just ache,
not with a headache.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
I got that way wine. That's why I never did
wine ever again.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I say, that's the not the Tann's, but something else.
And wine can't do that, did you?
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Boss? Soul fights face.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
She wasn't a headache. Greg says he's never gotten a headache.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Not really, maybe two in my life.
Speaker 9 (17:52):
I never really said either.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Well, because you're doing for so long, that's prolonged because
most hangovers is dehydration is the most of it, and
when you're doing it for that long, you're probably pedal
and keep it constant even.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
The non hangover situation. I don't get he that's the
one thing God gave my body. That's good.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Well, there's your cheers and jeers you guys.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Hope everybody had a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Now.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
The other thing about Sea Bass, and we're gonna get
into this after the break.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Sea Bass is moving. We've heard about that.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I want to hear the latest on the couch.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Remember he was talking about like maybe song song the
couch and half because he can get it out of
his current building, but not into the new building elevators.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
I believe we're too small.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
You want to see where you're at with that and
also he's trying to get rid of some of the
stuff that he owns. You know, when people move, they
get rid of stuffy right. Yeah, And so this week
Sea Bass is offering up an auction of the day
for some of his different things, his possessions for charity. Yeah,
so we'll see what he's auctioning off today that you.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Can bid on.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
That's next on the Woodies Show.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Hang on.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Kind a bit comically large. It's disgusting the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But in fact that a little conversation where got those
clips talking about my penis you wish? Yeah, if it
was that big and someone called it disgusting, I'd be
okay with it.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah, it's just so yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Well, a couple up dates with Sea Bass.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Number one, he's moving, just saying he's staying in the
same area, just moving to a different apartment building because.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
He well, yeah, he started ignoring all of his complaints.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
They're like, all right, enough of this guy, and maybe
he'll move if we ignore.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
There's that thing.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
It actually affected me on the move out because the
way our complex is set up is I could go
just down on my building and go right out to
the street and and load the truck there, but one
of the damn doors doesn't open and hasn't opened for
six months. It's like the elevator in the Big Bang
Theory building, right, and so it's broken the whole time.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
People know that reference.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
So yeah, the point is I submit this, they say, oh,
it's done, and then it's not, and then I emailed
they say, well, you.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Know, we have a lot of priorities.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
No, this is the door is getting in and out,
the fire exit Americans disability X exit thing, you know,
their p site to get rid of him. Yeah, but
look it's it's mutual. He's happy to be moving on
to something else. But he had this couch that he
was able to get into the building because I guess
maybe the door worked at that point. He got it
up the elevator. But the new building he's moving to,
he said that the elevator wasn't big enough to accommodate
the nine foot length of the couch, so he was
(20:30):
considering cutting the couch. Like you went online saw some
different you can if you strip stiff upholstery part of
the frame, peeled some of the upholstery off. Yeah, I
probably appealed like that little black Felty stuff underneath just
a cat's hide.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Right, so I could see what I was dealing with.
It's like, oh, yeah, if I cut these three beams
right here and then go to go to the hardware store,
I guess joiners, and yeah, where.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
You're at with that?
Speaker 4 (20:56):
So I actually went back to and I found that
the elevators in my new place. Actually I have quite
a large ceiling on the inside, and because the door
is right at seven foot, my couch is like seven
to three, so you could actually hook it underneath and
go up into the elevator.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Was the first time when you looked at the.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
I went to a different building. I think perhaps they
had different elevators, is what I'm the theory I'm going with. Yeah,
and so yes, and I hired movers, which, by the way,
wasn't worth it. And then and then you're worth it
for the hundreds of dollars I paid, I could have
I could have handled this stuff myself.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
One hundred how much.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Total cost and tip was like six hundred fifty bucks.
Oh but you didn't have to carry it. Yeah, yeah,
I'm strong. I can do that, I know, But man,
I tell you, that's one of those things. Never sleeping
on a couch. Yeah for more than like a nap
of sleeping couch. Yeah, for more than like a nap.
Like I'm saying, if I'm going somewhere, like let's say
I go to town.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Oh you could say it with me.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I'm not staying on your couch, not doing that, no
fold out like I'll I'll be happy to pay for
a room.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
The other thing is I'm never moving again. Well might move,
I'm never moving stuff myself again.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
See I support it for you because you've got a
family and probably large furniture and all that crap. Everything
I have I can be put on wheel, is on wheels,
or can be put on wheels.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I'm still in.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Fact, I was thinking like because I have, you know,
dollies and stuff. I and it was only a mile
and a half from my old place by new place.
Early on Sunday, I'll be going around. Can make like
a fun little workout.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
The couch stays, the couches, the couch is in.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Okay, now you have some stuff that you want to
get rid of, and so Sea Beast is set up.
But where I have an auction a day every day
this week he's got a new auction, and where are
these auctions being housed.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
It is on e Bay.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
But what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna send Menace
all the links so manage to be able to put
it out on the Woody Show social media. So okay,
it's titled The Woody Show, but who knows if you
could find out on eBay. But they will have the
direct links on all of the Woody Shows social case.
So if you'd like to bid on one of these side,
Now where does the money go? It go all the
pro net proceeds go to wildfire relief. So I'm not
making any money off of this. You will be paying
(23:00):
shipping if you do win, or or local pickup. But
because some of these are.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Quite large, the starting bit is literally a dollar. So
for this first item, which retailed me over five hundred dollars, again,
I'm giving this away for free.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
For free.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
It's something that was not making money.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
It's something that I've been uh championing, what he's been championing.
We've been trying to get the rest of the show
to get into this.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Okay, Oh, I think I know what it is.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
My fee toilet Sea.
Speaker 9 (23:33):
Toilet is in my face, by.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
The way, By the way.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
And that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
That's a good one too. That's the total. This is
total washland because there are.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Not there are a lot of knockoffs, which a good
one which he is not a fan. This is like
the high end Toto high end bank.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
In fact, when you land and in Japanes Toto has
its own like specials battles.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
The goat of these men is were like a hood.
Yeah like yeah, look a look at collar.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Ag I just doesn't want it.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I just I'll wear it like a collar.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
Why aren't you taking that with you?
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Well, I'll tell you why so I you're closer to hand.
Do want to know?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Over there?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
All right, watch out he's got I didn't unplug it
or anything.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
I'm just not a fan of the attachments.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I rather have know is wearing it. Pull up the
bottom of the top. Yeah, you gotta pull up the
top and then anyway you gotta the camera. It has
a hard time going his head. And that's why I'm
getting rid of it. I gotta sit down.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
So I got headphones on, okay.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Like a demon poop.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I really want to I really want to display it
to get like the most bids. It's for wildfire relief
and also, what do you know what you are?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
You're with?
Speaker 4 (24:47):
The kids would love you are a skippity toilet?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, like a cool you are?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
You're you look terrified.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
When you sit on a toilet. You don't really like
lean back. But if you were to lean back, it
seems like the outline of that would not be comfortable.
Speaker 7 (25:05):
Lot it folds forward.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
It's got a soft closed thing. So why am I
getting rid of this?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I do have the remote, Okay, I plugged in obviously,
but yeah, this comes with all the original hardware I got.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
The instruction manual does have.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
An odd smell.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
It's lightly used because obviously I poop in the shower,
so right, all the skanks that have sat on this, yeah,
so but no washing their box out after the sexist
seedma because it does have a front and a rear option.
So the reason is notice Woody, that is the shorter
rounded toilet seat, not the law. Yes, yes, yes, and
(25:41):
that's why I'm upgrading. So I'm not one upgrading, I'm
changing sizes. It's a it's heated, right, it's seat number
one and then also has a different variations, so it
has an oscillating or back and forth up and down
your butt hole. It has like another one that's more
like a sprit. It has a direct spray which also
you can adjust the intensity of the water stream. You
can set user profile because us there's two user profiles
(26:02):
that you could set. You can adjust the temperature of
the water, the pressure, the pressure, there's a there there's
a vadge setting. So Ladies said, I'll go up and
then you know your vadge and then tryer deutorizer.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Oh pre missed, and then do you program it so
it knows where your b hole is? Like like, that's.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Because there's you'll notice the front and front and back adjustment.
Two man controls are front and back and then pressure
and pulse it. You know, Giant remote mind is much smaller.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
That's a different remote than what I have when I
have the same exact toilet too.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
The brand is the model I should say, is C
two hundred. Again, this is this shorter version the clip
on too, right. Yeah, it's not the full the full
bowl that's why it's the washlet. The wash so it'll
attach to any standard toilet. Yeah, I put it on,
no problem with ease, No problem. You just have to
have like a power outlet somewhere close to the to
(26:52):
the toilet, which I think, and it also connects to
obviously the water, you know, but it has like one
of those valves or whatever.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
They call it, you hand tighten. It's super easy to
turn off your water before installing.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
So yeah, bids started to one dollar and metace. Where
are people going? Do we have a can we put
like a link directly on our Instagram? Like, uh, yeah,
I'm trying to you can do that too, right, Yeah,
we'll do on the story, but I won't stay there.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
I'm trying to figure out all We'll put a place
actually at the Woody Show dot com. There'll be a
little button right there you'll.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
See, okay, but we can also post it on the
It will be.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
On our Instagram story. But if you don't see it
on our Instagram story anymore, when you hear this, go
to the Woody Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
You'll see something for hours we have we have a
new one tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
It's a perfect amount of times.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I'm trying to see this thing off my head so
it doesn't hit my lips.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah, right, Greg, steam clean to that because I have
got a little hand steamer. Oh steam clean toilet.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
What is the thickness of the stream of water? Is
it like a hose? It's always very thin? Oh? Is it? Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
It's nice just right to go right up your ass.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Can you do like as breathe out?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
You can do like it could be like an animacy.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
So the first time you use it to like lack
of a better word, does it hurt.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
No, it is surprising unless you have like a raging
roy It's glorious. It'll be the same kind of feeling
you get after you get that first straight razor, hot
lather shave again. Life.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Those things I still understand when we.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
First upgrade to a king sized bet.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Ya, America hasn't embraced it though. Else we're slowly getting there. Yeah,
but yeah, so is it posted? Not yet? Because Sea
Basket sent me the link, I thought I already done this.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Before the show. Okay, yeah, all right, well, yeah, here
we go.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
We'll get back on I got it.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Show.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
I don't care about your feelings.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Well, let's wrap up and get the hell out of here.
But it idea, it started.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
With goddamn it's Monday, but now got that checked off
the list.
Speaker 9 (28:47):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Full show podcast and the Highlight podcast fifteen to thirty
minutes on that one of our favorite stuff of the morning,
I can tell you it certainly includes the weekend cheers
and jeers some.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Of that that we discussed. Also Morgan's for Dollars. A
decision has been made thanks to your votes.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
So now if you go on the podcast, if you
miss the announcement, you'll hear what she's going to be
doing to earn some more money for her nose job
thanks to your suggestions and again your votes. That's on
the podcast, also the trending news, headlines, entertainment stuff, all
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(29:29):
Now she actually has to do what she's promised to
do for us to be able to spend the wheel
and give her the money.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
So that's happening. Really, that's the big headline.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
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