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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 3 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

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The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. All right, today is Thursday. It's
October thirtieth, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome to My name
is what of? That is Greg Gory? Hi Woody. We
got Menace, Gina Grad Merchant. We just turned all limber out.
There's Gina Grad, Sea Basses here. You've got Sammy Morgan

(01:06):
is here. She's our associate producer. Von our video producer,
is here. We've got Bored. We've got Benji in the
Woody Show production department. Thank you for being here. And man,
we're gonna have some fun today. We've got some good
stuff lined up for you. We are going to announce
the top two vote getters for the fly to Dubai promotion.
But I'm really looking forward to talking to Rich on tech.

(01:26):
I feel like there's a lot of cool stuff to
cover with him. Yeah, so we'll be talking to him
our official tech reporter. You also got Sea Bass and
this week in audio coming up for you today, trending
news headlines, and all the other stuff like entertainment stuff.
Birthday is Morner Birthday. All on the way this morning
here on the Woody Show. It is a throwback Thursday.
And I saw something about a new Doctor Seuss book.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Now menace.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I know it's a book, but it's Doctor susy because yeah,
he died, Yeah, got it. Yeah, So it's expected to
be really in June, just in time for the United
States two hundred and fiftieth birthday. It's called Sing the
Fifty United States. Gonna help teach kids the names of
each state with some help from the Cat and the Hat. Now,
this was written by Doctor SEUs, obviously before he died,

(02:15):
but it was discovered in the archives. Well, I guess
that's fair because maybe it's like an AI or like
the Doctor Zeus, the state allowed something to I guess
we have to think about that now.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
But depending on what year he wrote it, are all
the states going to be represented and updated?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Well he didn't died before he died, died a Civil war.

Speaker 7 (02:34):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
So the CEO of Doctor Seuss Enterprises said that finding
the manuscript from Doctor Zeus is like finding a time
capsule of his imagination.

Speaker 7 (02:46):
Okay, hold, if you had his archives and just no
one looked at this one.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, like what chives?

Speaker 6 (02:55):
And excuse me, Alaska Hawaii didn't become states till nineteen
fifty nine. Thank you, you died in what I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
I didn't realize he died in the fifties.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
I have no idea I.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Died in nineteen ninety one.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, exactly, Okay, Yeah, tom As, sorry for asking questions
others smart questions.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
There's not smart questions.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, I mean, I mean the Doctor Sus stuff is
always so weird. But even as you know, I loved it.
That totally cartoons. Yeah, the cartoons make like the nighttime
versions of the cartoon. Did we have Menacerita Doctor Who's
book at one point? Yeah? Yeah yeah, I was still
sitting over there.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
I'd like to hear that.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, yeah, I don't think the book collection, Yeah, I
gave it a random It was like, yeah, oh the
places you go hop on pop like that who's the
other person I'm thinking about?

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Like old timy oh shell silver scene, like the giving.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Tree, Yeah, and that was a sad ass books.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Yeah, that tree just kept getting chopped and cut.

Speaker 8 (03:57):
And boundaries and the tree.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
I honestly, I do give them just a stump, I
have nothing more to give a little boy. Whatever was sad? Yeah,
I just wanted to say.

Speaker 9 (04:08):
Oh, I give those as gifts. Every time I go
to a kid's birthday, I give that book.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
What the giving tree?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Sad?

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, Yeah it's good. That's a good life. I'm saying
you're given a book is kind of ironic. It's on
top of like something else. Yeah, all right, let's play
around of the wood you show original trademark copyright A
game who dish? Now you don't.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
You don't get to play very often Sea bass.

Speaker 7 (04:31):
No, it's usually part of my segment. So this is
sort of a thieving for me.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Is it thieving?

Speaker 6 (04:34):
It sounds like it's just blowing my work or is.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
It just kind of like a preamble? Yeah, like a
warm up. So this is a cover of the classic
Phil Collins song in the Air Tonight.

Speaker 10 (04:49):
Who disn't waiting for this moment?

Speaker 11 (04:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (04:55):
I got it?

Speaker 5 (05:05):
I do like it.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
You can see that like use this like in like
some uh commercial for something like trucks truck Yeah how.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yeah see perfect? Yeah, it could be slow mo racing.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Who this jelly roll? Jelly roll obviously.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
A dark country version.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
A lot of people when they hear it, they guess
either Jelly Roll or Chris Stapleton and this is AI.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
Oh damn completely AI generated.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
That's one thing I heard in the background that that
AI still you hear that.

Speaker 7 (05:54):
It's like a buzzing sounds.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
It sounds almost like he's running it sort of through
an amplifier, like kind of the auto tune. Somebody's a
little more. It's shagged all right now that being said,
that is slowly going away, Yeah, to the point where
you can't even tell it all. And here's the thing
that I said, I would Suggs that I would listen
to this maybe too like it?

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Yeah, I kind of.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
Like it shows you that, you know, five years from now,
who's going to need a musical artist? Because if what
he's going to listen to that, a lot of people
will say the same thing. They'll say, I don't need people.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Well, they they created that AI actress that they're they're saying,
like you're looking for representation, has an agent or something
like that.

Speaker 9 (06:32):
Or because that's why the prediction is Live sports is
just gonna become bigger than ever, like that will be.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, anything that's actual, like you can be in front
of it, you could see it.

Speaker 9 (06:43):
Yeah, anybody feel make their own TV show, now their
own movie and with any character they want.

Speaker 7 (06:49):
That's what I've been saying about live events, like I
see lines around the block for concerts and sporting events.
At every festival I've been to is sold out, and
there's more festivals than ever.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yeah. Did you see some of the things that pop
up on social media menace where people make their own
either South Park clips or they make their own Family
Guy the.

Speaker 9 (07:08):
Scenes SpongeBob being pulled over by the cops and it
looks like Cops the TV show like.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Things that it looks like it was taken straight from
a Family Guy episode, but it was just completely fab
People made their own thing as a joke to their friends,
like Greg and I could you know, have some kind
of inside joke between the two of us that none
of you understand, and I could create like in a
couple of seconds, just by a couple of prompts. I
love it a complete South Park scene where Cartman and
standa whatever are acting out this little inside joke that Gregor.

Speaker 9 (07:34):
And again that's the argument. The argument is what you
can't recreate what that is live sports, So live sports
is just gonna be massive.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, okay, I mean that's what the TV has relied
on for the most part as far as like, you know,
that's the only thing people are watching live.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
This is gonna make like everything else life so easy.
You can make your own Brady Bunch.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
I can do whatever I want. Yeah, here you go.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
You want new Friends episodes, Greg Cool, come up with
a storyline. I will.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
They'll take fan fiction to like a whole new level.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, take them.

Speaker 9 (08:05):
As they're like doing their own ASHDV Showica.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
And Tayler's new House, you know.

Speaker 12 (08:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
So this also means that we don't have jobs anymore.
Very true. Yeah, all right eight seven seven forty four
Wooding send us a text over to two to nine
eighty seven.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
We'll take a break. We'll come back.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Uh medicinna have the latest in the world of entertainment
to get in the Birthday's Porn of Birthday.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Right after the break here in the Woody Show, hang
On show will be right back.

Speaker 9 (08:32):
What's up, Woody Show podcast listeners, it's menace. Just a
heads up if you want to come meet myself and Borts.
We're gonna be at Raising Canes the Grand opening on
Sunset Boulevard November fourth. It's a Tuesday. We have a
ton of giveaways one pm to three pm. That's this
upcoming Tuesday, November fourth, sixty eight hundred West Sunset Boulevard

(08:52):
in Los Angeles.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
We'll see you there.

Speaker 9 (08:54):
In the meantime, keep enjoying the Woody Show podcast show.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
He's gonna be at Morongo Charlie Sheen telling stories at
Marano on Saturday. Tickets are on sale now if you
go to ticketmaster dot com. But just all the stories
of the chaos Charlie Sheen. Nice, he's got that book.
But he's really pulling back the curtain and you can
hear all about it.

Speaker 13 (09:16):
I don't care listen.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
As long as you're listening. This is the Lordly Show,
all right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah, today October thirtieth, as
I mentioned, Midshift night was the night before Halloween, Devil's Night.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Some people call it. Other people have never heard about
it at all.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
I think it's just I don't know if that was
like a regional thing it is, or like a like
a East Coast Northeast kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
You never heard of it?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Now, one thing i'd never heard of until I met
my wife, and until I lived in Saint Louis was
his whole idea. And it was so new to me
that my wife thought I was messing with her by
saying I'd never heard of it. Is that when kids
come to the door for trigger treating, they're supposed to
tell you a joke.

Speaker 8 (09:59):
What.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, I remember you saying that. She told you that
I never heard. That was a huge thing in Saint Louis,
and all the kids when they would come to the
door when I lived, they all had jokes and they
had to give you a joke for them to get
a piece of candy. I would have never gotten trick
or treating. I'd been like, f this, it sounds like.

Speaker 7 (10:15):
That sounds like somebody tried to like dumb down trick
or treating. So to get away from the trick part
of things, you can just tell me what jokes.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
But she remembered doing that as a kid, like in
the you know eighties losers. So before all this time
of you know, being a pussy. What I'm saying, you know,
jokes like mischief night was, you know, like going out
and t peeing houses, the pumpkins and megan houses and
doing stuff like that tires. Yeah, it's also haunted refrigerator nights.

(10:46):
It's Create a Great Funeral Day, so I guess you're
planning your funeral and they make it a great one.
It's National checklist Day today it doesn't have a good checklist.
It's National text your X Day, which could lead to
some mischief, don't.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
It's National treat your pet Day every day, and.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Today is National candy corn Day.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Thank you, yes, please pre remember to throw it out.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Oh, funny original jokes, best pre remember thank you.

Speaker 9 (11:17):
I was like looking up the origins of this joke thing,
and I said this joke thing, Louis, and they said
it was for anti femineism movement, the anti what movement,
anti feminism movement.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Again, it feels like an androdised Clay joke. That would
make sense little miss.

Speaker 10 (11:41):
Muff eating Wait, yeah, along came a spotted down to
what's in the bowl, bitch?

Speaker 6 (11:52):
Oh yes, I'll take a treat now.

Speaker 14 (11:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
I don't know that. I don't even know how that
makes sense. Yeah, although are in.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
College used to say, I forgot this is a feminist bookstore.
We don't have a humor section. Get Can you say
that in college anymore?

Speaker 5 (12:09):
No, Greg, it's like just to get out there and
make me as a big of a bake.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Go there and make me some bacon and eggs. Would agree.
All jokes, ladies, All jokes. If you need more, they're
in the humor section. Oh wait, the humor this feminist books.
What is happening in the world of entertainment menace?

Speaker 9 (12:28):
Well, Disney and F one have announced that during the
Las Vegas F one races that they are going to
have a show called Spectacular Show at the fountains in
front of the Bolagio. So just kind of like how
they do at all their parks with the water shows
and stuff like that and projections. They're going to be
doing that race weekend, so look out for that if

(12:50):
we're going to be in town.

Speaker 7 (12:51):
I'm supposed hasn't done any projection stuff thus far that
I've seen.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
I think they have. Maybe, yeah, just see during the day.

Speaker 9 (12:58):
Maybe wait, I think they did it when they did
the draft, like they did some stuff all the time. Also,
just like Hello Kitty section that they're having at the
F one race, there are gonna there's gonna be some
Disney packages if you want to purchase those to attend
the race. And then you'll get some special Disney merch
as well.

Speaker 15 (13:16):
Okay, isn't it funny how in this day and age
where we have oh, I don't know, humanoid robots, as
humans were still impressed with fountains, you.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Know, yeas and for whatever reason, hot air balloon. Yeah,
firework fireworks were kind of part of humanity is still
I did see there was Disney was actually practicing in
this uh like other like not at one of the parks,
like one of their new drones shows. Yeah, it looks

(13:46):
pretty cool, dude. Fireworks are so over. Yeah, now setting
off fireworks still fun. But the idea of going to
a place to go see just regular ass fireworks that
somebody else are setting off. These drone shows crazy are
so cool.

Speaker 9 (14:01):
I like the ones in China because it's just like
thousands and thousands of drugs.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
It's like the size of Godzilla walking through the city. Yeah,
and then sometimes they mess up and fall.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
From this guy.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Ye that that Disney was practicing yeah or rehearsing whatever
it is. It looks super cool. It was like a
couple of weeks ago that was making the rounds really cool.
I can't wait. All right, you're a big Paul Rudd fan, right,
Greg you, I love him the redness, the redness. He's
He's gonna be.

Speaker 9 (14:30):
Coming out with a new movie with Nick Jonas, and
the premises, well, the name of it is called power Ballad,
and the premise is that Paul Rudd is past his
prime wedding singer or haven't you heard this before? And
Nick Jonas is a boy bander who's like fading out,
but they like meet up and then they have a

(14:51):
late night jam session and the boy bander helps the
wedding singer make a hit song and then weirdness ensues
after that.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
So that I've watched the hell out of that.

Speaker 9 (15:01):
That comes down next year. June fifth, twenty twenty six.

Speaker 7 (15:04):
Did you watch the Paul Rudd friendship movie?

Speaker 16 (15:07):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (15:07):
I did?

Speaker 7 (15:07):
With uh Craig Robinson.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Yeah, I think you should leave?

Speaker 7 (15:12):
Yeah, it was the guy from I Think You Should
Live In It.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
It's it's it's funny.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Did what do you think of It's it's an a
twenty four movie, which I should have realized upon seeing it,
which means it's gonna be always like going to be
unsettling and weird. It's weird in a predictable way.

Speaker 6 (15:26):
But it's it's funny. Yeah, it's it's all right. I
mean it's who watched it?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Comedyation? Oh okay, I saw the what do you call it?

Speaker 15 (15:32):
Thumbnail for that, I haven't I haven't checked it out.
I think I might have started it and stopped it.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Actually, yeah, I don't. Do you like these A twenty
four movies which is all like ooh, it's it's it's something,
but it's a little I always.

Speaker 15 (15:44):
Thought A twenty four did scary movies or my okay,
but I like it, Like is that the dude from
Detroit's or just say that he's funny?

Speaker 3 (15:55):
But yeah, that this movie. I didn't get it.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
If you like his one note, you'll love this, you
know what I mean? Like it's like crazy du.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah yeah, all right.

Speaker 9 (16:03):
Well, moving on to Chris Evans, he was, you know,
Captain America. He's also married to a woman named Alba
Baptista and they just had a baby girl. Now, entertainment
reports keep on wanting to point this out because they
keep on highlighting this while covering this new baby that
Chris Evans is forty four and she is twenty eight
years old. Nice woh yeah, brood ratio Yeah, the baby's

(16:28):
name is Alma Grace Baptista Evans. Check that out, all right,
check that out?

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Now, how hot is the wife? She's pretty hot, she's
pretty good huge.

Speaker 7 (16:46):
It was like, oh, she looks like that one actress, chickface.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
I don't know that one actress. Yea, yeah, all right.

Speaker 9 (16:52):
Uh Luigi Menajoni, the pharmacy killer who killed that.

Speaker 6 (16:58):
Ceo for Little Healthcare Healthcare.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Guys, zo guy whatever.

Speaker 9 (17:04):
Luig, he's you know, he's in jail, and he's one
of those inmates that gets like his own iPad, his
own tablet, and apparently he is writing back all his fans,
and he's telling his fans that he is enjoying Taylor
Swift and Charlie XCX on his iPad.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
He's just trying to appeal to the chicks. Yeah yeah,
door hit him up like, oh.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
Yeah, I'm really enjoying hey my demo.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah yeah, this this murder is really getting down with
some Taylor Swift.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
Yeah, put money on my canteen please.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
And thanks for being my fan.

Speaker 9 (17:34):
He do a leapy X yeah, like he's gone full
brat so all right, inc Masters, everybody watching yep SO
on season seventeen is gonna be debuting. They have their hosts,
they have three judges, and they have fifteen contestants who
are trying to compete to get two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars. Now, it is confirmed that Joel Madden of

(17:57):
the band Good Charlotte will be returning as hosts God.
He has been the host since season fourteen. Okay, so
uh tune in for that. Also check out check out
Good Charlotte. They're going to be at the Alter Ego Festival.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Well, it's not a festival, it's a it's a show
Alter Ego twenty twenty six that we're hosting. We should
probably know what it's called. H Yeah, Yeah, that's going
to be coming up in January. It is completely sold out.
But what a lineup. And yes, the Madden brothers will
be there with Good Charlotte.

Speaker 7 (18:26):
I commend you because a lot people would throw ound the
Road festival these days. It's not a festival, and it's
a nice line.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
It's a concert.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
I jam packed show.

Speaker 9 (18:32):
I agree with that one thousand percent. But I thought
we did call it a festival.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Never not in the however many years we've been doing
Ago one night. Yeah, listen right here, Alter Ego Festival
right there?

Speaker 8 (18:44):
What's that say?

Speaker 3 (18:45):
It's our event? Is that from the thing that they
wrote up for whatever it is I was on stub
Hope says festival.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Okay, yeah, well thats all.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
What's this?

Speaker 5 (18:54):
It is literally our.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Show at rolling Stone Festival. Yeah, we just call it
AL three twenty twenty. But here at the company and
the radio station that is actually putting it on and
as the host of the event, I can I can confirm. Yeah,
it's It's just that I've never even heard it called
the Alter Ego Festival, not not once, Thank you, not.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
On that once.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
I'm not disagreeing with you, thank you. Well, it's maybe
time for your birthdays the bornal Birthday.

Speaker 17 (19:25):
Showy, we're gonna shi, We're gonna sits.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
And you know you don't do what bday. And we'll
start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Gavin Rossdale from Bush. Yes,
first of all Bush right, he is sixty years old today,
So good. Henry Winkler, the Fonds Fonsie from Happy Days,
he was coach Kleine and the water Boy. Can we
get the Blue Family lawyer Barry Zuckerhorn and so good.

Speaker 6 (19:54):
Sucker Corner corn is so good in the Showberry.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
How old is uh Henry Wayne?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Eight?

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Maybe seventy eight?

Speaker 18 (20:03):
No?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yes to eighty? Really?

Speaker 6 (20:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Eighty years old? Today? Menace. Today is Andrew Schultz's birthday.
Oh nice, stand up comedian, podcaster. He co hosts The
Brilliant Idiots with Charlottage, the god supporter at the Saudi
government at NIS. He's forty two years old. He's in
that paper Abanka Trump is forty four.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
Doesn't seem like a guy who really cares.

Speaker 7 (20:25):
He did the right thing by like not apologizing whatsoever.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Yeah, he's not the guy.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
He's gonna apologize. Yeah, Nia Long. Who is Will's girlfriend?
Lisa on The Fresh Prince and she's on NCIS Los Angeles.
She is fifty five. Actor Kevin Pollock. Even if you
don't know his name, you know his face. He's been
a billion things from me, you know, usual suspects to
the wedding planner, a few good men, grumpy ear old men,
nine yard, the whole year.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
Yeah, just state up comic as well.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Kevin Pollock is sixty eight years old, his birthday next year.
To Right So Hot. He started as the stand up
and then Today's Porto birthday is Polly Pond's and today's birthday.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Girl.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
She's got be a goblin for Halloween, you guys, yuh.
And she's been Goblin Knobs professional in one and sixty
nine fine films, including Full Cavity Search Volume one. She
was in Banged Behind Bars, also Horny Sex Kitten Gets
Dirty with the Pool Boy.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
She was an Asian.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Babe Loves Plumbers, Big Pipe, Sweet Asian Holes Volume one.
She was in Asian and Latina Lesbian Scissoring and while
she's she's Asian and French. Yeah, yeah, we we lesbian.
And then who can forget her un role in Polly
Ponds is a cream pie loving slut.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
I heard so it's written on the bathroom ball.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
That's a polypods. She's thirty four years old. Today I
met your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
And that is a Thursday morning.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Look at what's happening around the world of entertainment here
on The Woody Show.

Speaker 19 (21:54):
Show.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
All right, welcome back everybody. Today's third day. Oh, I
forgot to tell you. I bought my tickets for Back
to the Future in Imax. Are you going with I'm
going with my wife and my daughter, my son has
to work. Yeah, we're going on Saturday. We're doing like
a mathdee all fun. Yeah, that's gonna be cool. And

(22:16):
then Saturday night we've got some some plans with some friends.
We're going to dinner with some friends. So nice. I
am pumped for Saturday. I mean everybody should be pumped
for Saturday in general. Yeah, it is a it is
a pre Friday. We got the phones here at the
Woody Show open at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
set us a text over to two two nine eight seven.
You can find us on social media at the Woodies Show. Oh. Well,

(22:37):
you know, so many times I've said, oh, I'm definitely
gonna go see that movie. Yeah, and then things happened, right,
made it happen because it's this is only yeah, the
Back of the Future. It's for their big anniversary and
uh what you mua call it?

Speaker 5 (22:52):
It's only an imax for like a handful of days.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
And Michael J. Fox's book about it just came out
perfect time, which yeah, you said, was great. Yes, I
listened to the audiobook. Just hearing him tell all the
stories was Again.

Speaker 15 (23:01):
I don't know why I get the impression that your
wife goes to the movies a lot, though, She was, Well,
maybe it's just the same movie.

Speaker 7 (23:08):
Maybe it's just you're thinking of how she has a
lot of free time.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Greg. She will go to a movie by herself. She's
got no problem doing that. She'll go to a theater
show by herself. You know what, I might go to
a movie alone. Wow, because it's not a social thing, really,
ye that I was thinking at all?

Speaker 8 (23:22):
People see there, Greg, I know, but you don't have to.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Make up stories or anything.

Speaker 8 (23:25):
And it's in the dark.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
It's in the dark, exactly in the dark. A little
follow up to the birthdays around me. We have an
after hours voicemail and somebody left us at eight seven
seven forty four.

Speaker 20 (23:35):
Gina Morgan, Sammy Greg, today's my birthday. I guess how
old I am?

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Sixty nine? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Sweet, the rest of you can suck it. Okay, there's
way that he doesn't sound six, but then again, sounds
super cool. I have I have a friend he's in
his mid sixties, and you know you never have a
old voice. No, it's that my friend Mike, our friend Mike. No,
he is our old voice.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Mike the showkiller, Mike the Showkiller.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Is also in his.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
Wad sixty everything.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
How old is Mike He's in his mid sixties. Holy crap.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Yeah, I see That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
You would you would never have to make idea. Maybe
that dude is actually sixty nine and if he is
good for.

Speaker 6 (24:17):
Him, yeah, more power.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Good.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
My mind is blown. Here's another after hours voicemail.

Speaker 20 (24:22):
Hi, Woody show, I'm leaving a voicemail after dark sort
of for you at least, and it's for Greg because
I called in to get my balance for my checking
account and it was I guess it's Greg sixty nine
do sixty nine? Yes, sixteen dollars sixty nine cents.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
I knew Gray would love that. I do. I love you,
Woody buy. I love it, but you.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Only have sixty dollars about you?

Speaker 6 (24:54):
But I love it.

Speaker 7 (24:54):
Are you need fourteen year old bay?

Speaker 3 (24:58):
So we got We got a couple sixty nine calls. Okay,
to the to the after hours voicemail, Yeah eight four
what if you want to call in?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Here a little follow up.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
This is the girl who said in the pictures of
her bathroom renovation, right, yeah, remember that we were doing
a rate my reno.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Love.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, there we go it's Kelsey with Reno me still
love you guys. Hurt my farings. It's all gay. I
think you guys are working on some bed.

Speaker 12 (25:25):
Cleaning pictures though, because you talked about like the green
pile in the shower.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's all blue. It's like white blue and gold.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
So well, by the way, you're the one that sent
the pictures. Yeah, sorry, yeah, yeah, maybe.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Just some pad bad pictures. But don't worry. You didn't
hurt my failings. We do love it. Scrumba for a
long time was doing everything like.

Speaker 12 (25:44):
LANDI was great and timeless in classic good boring, and
I wanted to have something fun.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
You were spending a lot of money doing this, so
I went with fun.

Speaker 12 (25:53):
The thing that you guys could point out with the
shinks not being centered, that's the way the bathroom was silk,
and it would have been.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
When you're remodeling, you can fix that. That's a lot
of excuses from you know, it's like God may have
given you a giant schnaz, But then when you do
some remodeling, you can fix that. Right while you're under
take care of the nose. So when you're tearing up
the bathroom and the sinks are at a don't blame

(26:21):
the house money to.

Speaker 12 (26:23):
Completely redo the whole vanity and ships the way that
plumbing in the archeoples behind the walls in the mirror.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
So we had to come a taking shoes because we could.
We spent to rehouse dollars and we couldn't couldn't go
much above that. But don't worry me.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Love and I love.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Just hearing you guys talk about it and always being
the part of the show. That's been all.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
I mean. We love too, Yeah, we love.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
We just didn't love the remodel.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeah, just because you made massive mistakes because we don't
love it. Geez, Greg's that you don't have enough money
to finish I do a room, do you just do
it half ass and not right? Or do you wait
you wait to start that product until you can do
it properly? The part wrong, Well, yeah, I could be rerouted.

(27:08):
We'll just do the parts that that you can as
you can, you know, right, and then uh, you know
it's gonna take a little bit more to shift with
the bathroom if you're ripping it to pieces. You don't
want to just like, oh, I'm going to redo the tile,
I'll do the vanities later you will do it all.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
You wants to do it right?

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Yeah, yeah, and credit cards just going massive death everybody.
If it looks good, it's all the matter. Breaking news.
Greg Gory had to take a major work. Not since
the Fall of Rome has there been this much devastation
on death.

Speaker 21 (27:40):
Woody Woody, and now back to the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Dude, Speaking of which, I was sleeping so good, you
know that, like man, when you wake up, you're.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Like, damn.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
I was really deep in that.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
While.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Yeah, but I woke up having to crap my pants
out there but was falling out walk up at midnight.
I ate, I made the mistake. I made some I
ate some pasta salad that my son made suspect. Yeah,
so I spent about thirty minutes at about one in
the morning on the can and then try to go

(28:17):
back to sleep for the hour that I had loved.

Speaker 6 (28:19):
Did you wake people up? Was it loud?

Speaker 5 (28:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
No?

Speaker 15 (28:21):
I you know one of those like faucet situations, Yeah,
you have to turn down.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
No, I sneak off into a another bathroom.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah yeah no, And I meant when it's just leaky,
just just but thank God for but washing toilet seed
man so so clean, fresh and clean. All right, it's
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Thank you for being here. I'm whatdy, that's great, gory,
I got menace, there is Sammy morning Sea Bass is here,
Morgan's here, Gina Grant is here, and she's got the

(28:52):
trending news headlines.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
Well, prosecutors in Paris say that the two dudes they
arrested for the Louver heist have confessed and they're going
to be charged with organized robbery. They also say there's
no evidence that the whole thing was an inside job,
which is shocking since it was just so easy and quick.
And as we know, cops caught the suspects using DNA
they found on a getaway scooter on some broken glass
inside the museum. And meanwhile, five more people have been arrested,

(29:16):
but not surprisingly as men as predicted, jewels are still missing.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Those are gone.

Speaker 9 (29:24):
I mean we've said this before that a lot of
security is just theater.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Yeah it's not.

Speaker 9 (29:30):
There's so many social media videos you see the people
just sneaking into the world series.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, I just saw this guy. He pretended
to be part of like the choir that was performing
in Toronto, and he's like on the field, mil Yeah,
and he's like just trying to get the you know,
the the coordination of the choreographed parts, right, Ye, trying
because they're on these like roads around trying to do

(29:55):
the dance. And yeah, and he was out there and
that's just just on the field. Back in the day,
when they first started doing some of these car alarms
that had the flashing red light, you could buy just
the red flashing light that you would stick under your
mirror rear view of the Yeah, just the move just
to make it look like you're sticking on the dash
to make it look like your car had an alarm,
but it was not a real alarm, like.

Speaker 15 (30:15):
You said theater. I did a more budget version of
that at a bar. That means like bud Light or
Budweiser giving out little pins and they had blinking lights
and that was my car alarm.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
I remember those. They looked like bottle caps, bottle cap
with a little light. I said, bud light, look like
a bud light bottle cap that had a little red
flashing light of.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Dashboard. Rifty to mess with my car.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
Well, yeah, I'm making a prediction and saying that tons
of adults that think they're so clever are going to
go as jewel thieves. I don't know what that's going
to look like, but they're all going to do it.

Speaker 8 (30:45):
Oh for halloweens, Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 6 (30:49):
The Blue Jays one game five last night, taking two
of three games in Los Angeles. Blue Jay's pitcher through
seven strong innings twelve strikeouts, led the team to a
six to one win.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
Dodgers are in trouble man.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
The Dodgers offense struggled ever since that Game three marathon
you know that went eighteen innings. Blue Jays are now
just one win away from their first World Series title
in thirty two years, and they're going to try to
finish it off at home in games fixed tomorrow night.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
That's the best place to finish off, you know.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
Yeah, and then you're on the road is yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
I was driving yesterday and I passed the place I
had to send the picture to, uh, Gina and Greg immediately.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
It's called box City.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Box.

Speaker 8 (31:29):
Yeah have you seen that I have?

Speaker 22 (31:31):
Yeah, that's where close to where you fly right yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Yeah, But apparently I just.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
Saw like cardboard boxes for moving. I got a bunch
of stuff there when I moved. It's a box store.
Box store.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
I didn't think there was such a Yeah, And then
I told my wife battle She goes, yeah, there's one,
like right down the street from here.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
I go, there's multiple locations. There's multiple box City.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
I was just learning about that first of all, box City.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
I said, hey, Greg, good news.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
I made it to your mom style say store.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Yeah, it is big.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
It's girth, he says. The store over two thousand sizes,
wholesale and retail.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
Box City.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah, I'm trying. How do we get a box City sponsorship?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Right, sponsored by box Citty.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Do they take donations? I could give them all the
boxes I don't want. Yeah, but what are the places
you buy boxes? You buy mitt Walmart, Yeah, U Hauls,
I would buy you Hau.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
Yeah, yeahs. You just find boxes.

Speaker 8 (32:24):
I was gonna say, I've never bought them.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
I had to find the store.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Yeah, those are bad.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
There's like a lot of the banana boxes and they
have all the holes in the side, all greasy. Yeah.
Well yeah, he had a loose it works gross.

Speaker 6 (32:41):
Hurricane Melissa kept destroying everything in its path after hitting
Cuba yesterday. The storm is being blamed for thirty one
desks across Jamaica, Haiti, Dominican Republic, and it's caused a
ton of damage. In Jamaica, Loan seventy seven percent of
the country still has no power. A lot of the
streets just turned to mud pits, roofs rifted off, public shelters,

(33:02):
and things were almost as bad in Cuba, where officials
say there are seven hundred and thirty five thousand people
in shelters. Melissa has slowed down a little and has
been downgraded to a Category two storm, but still super dangerous.
It's heading towards the Bahamas and then Bermuda. And we
have an update on that missing reeseis monkey that we
talked about, you know, hopped out of a truck in Mississippi.

Speaker 8 (33:24):
Dangerous one.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
Okay, stories gotten even crazier. At first they said it
was just one monkey that was out there, but now
cops say three monkeys are on the run. And to
add more mystery, no one knows who owns these monkeys,
who was transporting them where they were going. Cops did
say the money the monkeys had proper paperwork for legal transport,
but nobody knows why the car crashed, I mean, did

(33:47):
the monkeys like take over. I don't know, Yeah, they
took over. Cops also want to reiterate that the monkeys
are not infectious, but still need to be destroyed slash neutralized.

Speaker 8 (33:57):
That's what they say.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Don't worry.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
There's other monkey news.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
This dude in Texas he went to a Spirit Halloween
store with his pet monkey, and you know, it got
loose in the spirit and started climbing this pole and
then started swinging through the rafters inside the store. A
lot of those are inside, like you know, old bed
bathroom beyond old toys r ust locations like the one
that's buy our Houses inside of an old toys r us.

Speaker 6 (34:20):
No such thing as a new Spirit.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Yeah, this this monkey swinging through the rafters. Like here
are some of the customers and the employees talking about.
They're on the local news covering this. In warning there's
a fun accent ahead. Here we go. My daughter looked up.

Speaker 17 (34:33):
She said, what in the world, And she's like, is
that a real monkey? And said I look up and
I said it's got a diapers.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
I guess it is. It was entertaining, and I was like, huh.

Speaker 23 (34:46):
A lot of people just stood and washed for like
thirty minute, like the whole time.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
They're just funky.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
They go kids trying to catch.

Speaker 17 (34:52):
It, and it had jumped down on the floor and
ran past my leg and at that point I was like, okay,
I've had it, dough.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah, so monkey. They called the cops, So I'm not
sure what the cops are gonna do. Yea, Yeah, it's
not like you could talk down. But the monkey was
loving a man. It was chilling. It hung up in
the rafters for a while. Eventually came down. Somebody offered
it a cookie.

Speaker 6 (35:11):
And oh, good cool, Yeah, that's nic which.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
I guess they tried it first and the monkey was
just having way too much fun and then finally he
was like, all right, I'll take you up on the cookie.

Speaker 6 (35:18):
But the monkey monkey.

Speaker 9 (35:19):
I haven't been in a spirit in quite a while,
but I just went recently, and they have a lot
of stuff in there that are just not costume, the
costumes of like sweatshirts and merch and stuff like that.
It's really really cool, Like if.

Speaker 24 (35:33):
You want a rep spirit, yeah, it's like, oh, let's say,
he says, the girl with a chili sweatshirt.

Speaker 8 (35:38):
Yeah, that's true, a good point. You know, it's just
Halloween stuff.

Speaker 9 (35:41):
It's just no, like U merch that's like themes for
different like say toy story or things like that. You're
like a cool jacket or a cool Hey my son
works there. He can get you a pretty fat discount.
Nice hell yeah yeah, hook us up.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
And dictionary dot Com revealed their word of the Year
for twenty twenty five, and it's not even a word.
The online dictionary announced that.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Don't tell me, it's not.

Speaker 9 (36:08):
They're just doing that to get people.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
I'll admit I think it's kind of fun.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Now.

Speaker 6 (36:17):
That's how you know it's over because it's.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Like, no, it's because like my my daughter has such
a great time with it.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
I don't know, like I'm happy for her. Does that
make sense?

Speaker 8 (36:27):
You're proud?

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Yeah, because like I forget what my wife said and
it was the perfect opportunity and she jumped right in there,
did not miss a beach goes six seven. I'm like,
all right down, I.

Speaker 9 (36:37):
Don't know you, because you know, I love all this
dumb stuff it's done, and this one I can't get
behind it.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Yeah, the worst I think, you know why because it
is nonsensical, like it's not I want to meaning though. Yeah,
but here's the thing. Like some of these things, some
of these things feel like it's trying too hard, and
this one is just kind of Yeah, it's just like
a thing. And I don't know, maybe the south Park
thing of it, I'm kind of cult involving the number
six and seven. It's so dumb.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
It's so dumb. It doesn't make me angry.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
I don't understand. We will get angry about it.

Speaker 6 (37:12):
Annoying. Well, people who are hardcore into the dictionary say
this serves as a linguistic time capsules.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
See, I'm more annoyed by that.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Yeah, it also serious and how meaning behind it?

Speaker 6 (37:23):
Well, and it's the first time that they've chosen a
not word.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Yeah, I mean it's a it's just a it's a
pop culture phenomenon, this phenomenon.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
Yeah, they absolutely.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
And she hasn't moved on to forty one.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Not I've not really heard. I mean, I know of
the forty one response, but I have not seen it
in action.

Speaker 6 (37:42):
Okay, we've been getting that like with my.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
My daughter and her friends. My son is not engaged
with the sixty seventh thing.

Speaker 9 (37:50):
Hold on, Yeah, this is the first time they did
a number like they haven't done sixty nine.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
No, No, I.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
Don't think that's appropriate for dictionary dot com.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
I did see something pretty funny. So for all you
gen xers, we were all doing this back in the day,
remember the whole thing where you take like your your
your kind of karate chop pans down to your crouching
like like we had that.

Speaker 8 (38:13):
Yeah, but at least what we.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
Want you to suck.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Yeah, but I'm saying, like everyone's just going around doing
that constantly, that at least meant something. Yeah, you're pointing
at what you want to. But I think that's part
of I don't know. I think it's mostly tied into
my daughter, and you know, she's just, you know, so

(38:38):
cute stuff and she and she just gets and it's
not even like she gets I think pure enjoyment out
of it. And it's like she's really truly enjoying it.
And I get enjoyment out of a pony. She can't.
You shouldn't have caved. She can very upsetting. Yeah I'm
not participating, but like I watch it play out and

(39:00):
makes me, it makes me smirk.

Speaker 25 (39:01):
Like you said, it's a little bit more pure if
she was surrounding suck it off.

Speaker 8 (39:05):
What are we gonna do about this.

Speaker 6 (39:08):
That's what's going on with it.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
I thank you very much. Gina grad gets more what
the show coming up for your next hang on late
seven seven.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Because you're gonna live in eternal life and hell elly show.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
I feel like this is more for people who the
next step would be drinking hand sanitized Yeah, woody show.
While the student Seattle hates fun You guys, he saw
a house with a bunch of Halloween decorations out of
the lawn, including a super sweet.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Bob Ross skeleton now okay.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
And decided for whatever reason he didn't like it and
he destroyed it all. Oh no, ok all, he just
walking by sees this house, he goes, you know what,
I don't like that. This is too clever. I'm in charge,
that's funny.

Speaker 9 (40:00):
I was watching Inside Edition as I do, and there
was some jogger that is kept on stopping by this
these people's houses and like punching the faces of their
of their decorations every single time, and like Clark.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Briswold, like beating up on the reindeer and stuff. Some
random woman that kept on doing it. Well, here are
the homeowners talking about what happened to their display. On
the local news.

Speaker 13 (40:22):
Just started picking them up and throwing them in like
it was a burn barrel bonfire into the casket.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
So he started a fire.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
So he there was a casket out there, and he
just started like he lit the casket on fire and
started throwing all the crap into the fire, into the fire. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (40:39):
Yeah, just started picking them up and throwing them in
like it was a burn barrel bonfire into the casket.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
He had one burning there and another one burning over there.

Speaker 26 (40:47):
Then he kicked this coffin down and dragged the Bob
Ross skeleton into it, set Bob Ross on fire, then
began grabbing the little skeleton animals and throwing them in
there as well.

Speaker 13 (40:59):
But we're very very lucky because those bushes caught fire.
And it's right by the fence, right by the house.

Speaker 6 (41:04):
Oh what a cool guy, Yeah, super cool.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
It's Bob Ross.

Speaker 8 (41:09):
I know he already died.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Did they.

Speaker 9 (41:12):
Have that auction yet where they were selling Bob Ross paintings.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
I was coming up. That'd be like one of the
paintings I would want see that. That's what I would
want that one. I mean, no, no offense to Billy Zane.
That's what Greg is still trying to get himself a
Billy Zay in Hunt. Yeah, I should text him and menace.

Speaker 6 (41:28):
You can still do it. That's not for like another
week and a half.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
There got to be like a dumb number of Bob
Ross paintings out there, just because like he was doing
shows all the time, always doing it would be three
different versions of the same painting. It would be cool
to have one, but I wouldn't want to hang one
in my house.

Speaker 8 (41:46):
I wouldn't fit not at all.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Being a fun and Halloween, let's take a little trip
back to I think it was last year that you
went to the Halloween store for morgasms.

Speaker 8 (41:56):
Yes, with my mother.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Yeah, you know, we do this this segment from time
to time morgasms where she makes an awkward moment with
an employee, like with the ice cream.

Speaker 6 (42:05):
Store or places like that, enjoying myself.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
And and yeah, so she's just having so good at
It's like the old movie Sally where she's having the
orgasm or pretending to have the orgasm and the diner. Yeah,
so Morgan goes in there in this case it was
a Halloween store and has had some questions for the
store employee.

Speaker 27 (42:26):
Excuse me, Hi, uh, can I get your help?

Speaker 22 (42:29):
I want to get an animatronic that like jump out
at you, like just anything any of the animal. Okay, okay,
that's pretty scary.

Speaker 27 (42:42):
Do you have anything else like that?

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Yeah, but that'll.

Speaker 27 (42:49):
Okay, thanks for.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Helping, Thanks for your help.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Appreciate.

Speaker 8 (42:52):
I forgot about all of this.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
And again, let's see, that's why we have something that's
just so specific to one event. Yeah, like this is
we're gonna play in July now, yeah, yeah, Halloween moorgasms. Yeah,
and her mom was with her, and her mom was
with her in the Halloween store actually sitting there doing
this stuff. Fuck oh yeah.

Speaker 22 (43:16):
Yeah, and she was training me in the car before
you went it just like you gotta make better moans
like they all sound the same, Morganet.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Yeah, your mom's fun.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
You need to wrap it up. This is what you do.
Love your mom.

Speaker 8 (43:28):
Maybe prouder.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
There's another employee at the Halloween store.

Speaker 8 (43:31):
Do you work here?

Speaker 22 (43:32):
She needs Me and my mom are looking for like
decorations for Halloween, but like big scary animentronic stuff.

Speaker 28 (43:38):
Well, I can't say we have like bloggers stuff.

Speaker 29 (43:42):
That's I'm on the floor and I was pretty much
when we have all the animatronic stuff because okay, but
I'm an lectric between let's do so oh yeah, no.

Speaker 22 (43:48):
So I like the spider thing on the other side,
How does it work?

Speaker 8 (43:51):
Like you just whoa?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
I think it has emotionally clue huh.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 27 (44:04):
Wow, that's scary that.

Speaker 8 (44:09):
This one trying to off.

Speaker 22 (44:11):
Oh yeah, that's a good try.

Speaker 27 (44:16):
Dismissing me. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
All right, cool, thanks, you're like, okay, by I love
how it doesn't and he's just trying to stay professionally like,
oh god, this is probably one of those secret shoppers
the company sends in.

Speaker 6 (44:30):
So I'm going to handle this freaking out spider.

Speaker 22 (44:33):
Oh god, yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:37):
We're gonna have to know where are you looking when
you're making the sounds?

Speaker 8 (44:40):
Are you making eye.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
Can't on top of no?

Speaker 22 (44:42):
Oh god, no, I don't think there's with any of
these moorgasms. I don't think I've made eye contact.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
You'll get the You're also going to get your eyes
rolled in the back of your head, right curler. Yeah, yeah,
so good. What about a price check on that spider's thing?
Oh yeah, that one wasn't there. So here's two sixty's.

Speaker 22 (45:05):
Last it's two sixty nine.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Yeah, we'll give me that's hot.

Speaker 22 (45:13):
And that was two employees because they had to get
help to get the I love how you go back
and forth like okay, thank you.

Speaker 8 (45:21):
Part of me is like did I get enough?

Speaker 3 (45:22):
I'm ready to go?

Speaker 5 (45:24):
And again she's in there with her mom.

Speaker 8 (45:26):
Man, you work here, right, how does this thing work?

Speaker 22 (45:29):
So normally he's like leaning over, but when you stick
your hand in it, since there's it, I like this one.

Speaker 6 (45:35):
Yeah, it looks that somebody may have broken.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Him, which ticically maybe if you fond the line, is
that your mom?

Speaker 5 (45:43):
Yeah maybe fond don't talk.

Speaker 8 (45:48):
Mom, but she had to, which ticulally maybe if you
fond the line.

Speaker 22 (45:55):
But yeah, normally he's like leans over like this, we're
also right, yeah, but.

Speaker 27 (46:03):
Yeah, normally he's like forward a little bit.

Speaker 17 (46:05):
So whenever you go.

Speaker 8 (46:07):
To centrom'.

Speaker 22 (46:11):
That's scared me.

Speaker 8 (46:12):
Okay, that was so professional. Nice tearing these back again.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
You pull these out when you need a good laugh. No,
I love it.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
More shopping with mom?

Speaker 22 (46:26):
Well, do you have any other ones that like do
that kind of stuff?

Speaker 3 (46:29):
What other really scary?

Speaker 2 (46:31):
You do have to w.

Speaker 8 (46:37):
H yeah that actually think.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Yeah, enjoyment of secause it makes Greg sil warning. Now
she's reacting that way to a spider, whereas we had
Greg's reaction to the cockroach that really brought a lot
of enjoyment to Morgan. She said she watched that about

(47:14):
I came a thousand times.

Speaker 8 (47:15):
And not the whole video either.

Speaker 22 (47:17):
I just rewinded to Greg's scream at the end over
and laughing.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
I saw where Greg ha pushed his chair back.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
This is when we had the cockroach in the studio
that that Morgan kissed, which the videos on our Instagram
at the what you Show you can check it out
from yesterday, and Greg had pushed his chair all the
way back to the door of the studio. His hands
were up as if the cops are telling him to
show you. Yeah. Am I embarrassed? Yes? But I can't

(47:44):
lie that. That is my visceral reaction to bugs. It's
my number one biggest error.

Speaker 6 (47:51):
Instantly dive you touched a bug or something?

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Now what what's what's morgasm? That's her reaction? You like, yeah, yeah,
one more store employee? Do you work here?

Speaker 30 (48:06):
Right?

Speaker 22 (48:07):
So trying to find an animatronic that like jumps out
and scares people.

Speaker 27 (48:11):
I can't get the clown to go off, though, does
it work?

Speaker 2 (48:13):
You know, we're sold out at this climate.

Speaker 22 (48:16):
Okay, would I be able to buy that one if
it's still working?

Speaker 8 (48:19):
No, it's just for sure.

Speaker 22 (48:20):
Okay I saw the spiders, but then I'm oh.

Speaker 27 (48:30):
That's scary. Okay, Okay, you're nuts.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
I love it.

Speaker 15 (48:45):
I love knowing that the employees went home that night
and told.

Speaker 8 (48:51):
Right, I hope I made someone.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
I make the customers so hard up.

Speaker 6 (48:56):
Are you scared for your safety?

Speaker 5 (48:57):
That's a complicated question.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
So being here today, if I say the wrong word,
I could be charged with that's a complicated question.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
So being here today, if I technically it can be
charged with Mars.

Speaker 9 (49:10):
And now back to the.

Speaker 11 (49:14):
You know, speaking of people who just hate fun, when
we were talking about the dude in Seattle that wrecked
that neighbors Halloween decorations set up in there.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
With the Bob Ross skeleton and the coffin and the
whole thing. Well, in Florida, this guy pulls up to
a target and wasn't feeling very fessive, and he walked
to the pumpkins that were on display outside the store
and went up through on the ground smashed it, then
proceeded to do that about eighty more times, eighty pumpkins
in total smashed him and this is about one point

(49:48):
thirty in the morning, so no employees around to stop
him from what he was doing this. They called the
cops the next morning, told him what happened, handed over
the security video, and the cops only had to wait
a few days because the guy showed up again, this
time during the day. The store called the cops back immediately.
They arrested the guy. He confessed and about five hundred
bucks worth of pumpkins. Damn. And it turns out this

(50:10):
dude has a long rap sheet that includes battery, trespassing, burglary,
reckless driving. So he's a real he's a real good time.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
Is it all produce based or yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:20):
I mean his battery trespassing, burglary, reckless driving, battery like.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
The broccoli off of Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Yeah, Speaking of getting things caught on video, whatever happened
is you? You sent this to my wife last night,
and my wife's like, uh, should she be concerned about this? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (50:37):
I'm at home alone and it's you know, dark out,
and I get this little notification on my phone that says, oh,
someone's in the backyard, and I don't really think.

Speaker 8 (50:46):
About it because he just got cameras.

Speaker 6 (50:48):
Yeah, a little camera thing, and I don't really I look,
but I don't see anything, and I move on with
my life. Maybe it's a leaf that blew by. Then
my husband calls who's not home, and he goes, uh,
I just got a notification that someone's in the backyard.
And I just saw and someone's back there with a
light looking around, and I go, what what do you look?

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Greg?

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Look there there's the this is what damn that?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:12):
And by the way her house, there are kind of
taller stone walls go around the sides in the back
of the yard and then there are two there there's
a gate, so you can't just it's not just open
like how people sometimes don't have fences like this person
went through the side gate onto her property specifically, Now
is in the backyard? Is that with the flashlights?

Speaker 6 (51:36):
And so I'm so. My husband claims he did not
say this to me, but I heard it crystal clear.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:41):
Can you can you just go out there and check?
And right circumstane, He claims he didn't say that, but
that I don't know what else he could have said.
So I'm in the house. I'm like, can you just
get home?

Speaker 3 (51:54):
I'm trying, so.

Speaker 6 (51:56):
I'm freaking out. I don't love it. I just finished
watching The Subs, which is not that scary, but I
feel weird. I turn off and I'm singing really loud
to myself. I could not stop singing. Crowded house. I
could not stop singing, don't dream It's over at the
top of my lungs. And I was like, I gotta
get quiet, and so I sat on the nose on
Greg's noset couch that I have now, and I just

(52:17):
sat there quiet, like watching the little camera.

Speaker 8 (52:20):
Did you like grab a knife or I just I
just I froze.

Speaker 6 (52:23):
And I am strapped. So I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
Yeah, I never found out.

Speaker 6 (52:29):
We think we know what happened. So Andy gets home.
We go look around the back and we hear a
bunch of the.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Smack him over the back of the head with his penis.
I just took his large club knocked the guy out
shoulder walking tall.

Speaker 5 (52:44):
What's that movie? The guy walks around the two by four.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
It was the Rock.

Speaker 6 (52:48):
So we go outside. We hear a bunch of noise
and the next door neighbors. We kind of peek over
the wall and there's a bunch of teenagers like hanging out.
So my guess is they threw something over and we're
really forget I didn't not, but still I didn't love it.
But to get a notification not see anything.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Especially a new neighbor, Yeah, you don't know these people,
Like if I thank you. I've lived next door to
my neighbors for a dozen years now, same people, Like
I might go back there because they know me.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
They would see me on the camera.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Go, oh that's yeah, okay, I would see them if
they came in.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Oh okay, I never do that. Yeah, when somebody you
don't know.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
It sucked hard getting shot you.

Speaker 8 (53:28):
Think it is. You didn't confirm that.

Speaker 6 (53:30):
No, that's what I think it is. And so that's
the thing. Like I get a notification, I look, I
don't see anything because the moment passed. Then talk about
horror movie. My husband goes there's someone in the backyard
and I'm home alone freaking out. You know, it was
not great.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
They're not sneaking around looking like around the house. Part.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
They were clearly looking for something in the backyard. Looks
like they're on the ground. They have a flashlights, they're
not trying to stay off the radar, so to speak,
Like they have a flashlight, so they're making themselves obvious
on in my backyard. I'm with you on that too.
I'm with you on that too, but that that would
have been one thing. I go, all right, Well, they're
not looking around the windows and the doors trying to

(54:09):
into the into the house.

Speaker 6 (54:11):
That's why I think they threw something over or something
somehow gotten our yard. But I didn't like it.

Speaker 9 (54:15):
I had some kids just recently. They threw something over
the wall of my house and they jumped the wall
and came to the backyard and like, yeah, we did that. Yeah,
but I'm just like, dude, like I have dogs do anything.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
But like they don't. They don't, they don't know.

Speaker 6 (54:35):
Yeah, no one wants to knock on a door anymore though.

Speaker 25 (54:38):
Yeah, they'd rather just silently sneak in and out rather
than just be like, hey, at this flu, you're.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
Not sneaking between that and the tepeeing. We have cameras.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
I crashed a drone into someone's yard and I went
over there and I had the knock on the door
go hey man, sorry, yeah I crashed Like okay, no
problems have gotten my gun out.

Speaker 6 (54:59):
Yeah, I thought about it.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
I'm surprised you will just open the door.

Speaker 6 (55:04):
That's how I got that impression.

Speaker 8 (55:05):
We just got there.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Okay, Well bad impression is protect yourself. On their side,
they just went into someone's yard without permission, in the
middle of it when it's dark out.

Speaker 8 (55:13):
It was very dark.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
I want to set a standard like, don't come in. Yeah, yo,
that bitch is crazy.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
Let the word get around the neighborhood.

Speaker 6 (55:20):
That's true. And what is on the back side of
your fence, like where they could have been hanging out?

Speaker 8 (55:25):
It was another yard?

Speaker 6 (55:26):
Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, it sucked. So Andy's gonna have
a word with the neighbors today.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Well you need to have a word with Andy. Him
saying go out there.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
He swears that's not what he said. But what could
he have said?

Speaker 8 (55:37):
Can you go check it out?

Speaker 6 (55:38):
I go no, absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Maybe he meant just look out the window.

Speaker 6 (55:42):
But that even wasn't gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
You have an actual alarm system on your house. Yeah,
oh yeah, so I've heard. You know, when people get
into that situation, they recommend actually the the the if
you see somebody kind of lurking in the set your
own alarm off, Like, so, so the house goes what
I would have done?

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Yeah, Like, so you don't have to.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
That's what that panic button is for your car, but
you yeah, yeah, So if you see someone kind of
lurking around or like, you need to get people's attention.
And even if you just have that in you're pocketing,
you're an awkward situation. You can make the car to
start screaming.

Speaker 8 (56:14):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
If they're up to no good man, they're gonna high
tail it out there. They'll be out of there so fast.
I talked through my cameras all the time. You want
to hear my camera voice. It's up. I'm going to
help you going down. What you do?

Speaker 8 (56:27):
What you did that?

Speaker 6 (56:28):
I almost talked through it, and I.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Was like, just so you absolutely did nothing.

Speaker 9 (56:31):
You have you have a firearm, you have an alarm,
you have a way to talk to people, and and
you made no noise and you sat anybody. I feel
like no one was at the house.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Well what's the would you say?

Speaker 4 (56:42):
No?

Speaker 6 (56:43):
But that's the thing. When when my alarm went off,
there was no one back there. So I'm just watching it.
It was like eight seconds before and Andy saw that one,
and then I went back and looked at it.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
I was like, I would have just definitely set the
alarm off.

Speaker 6 (56:54):
Yeah, okay, next time, I'm going to shoot him and
set the alarm off.

Speaker 8 (56:57):
Yeah, that's what you're supposed to say.

Speaker 6 (56:58):
Okay, we'll do it.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Well, no, I remember you know the security company walking
you through different things that you could do. Even if
like say you're outside of your house, someone strong arms
you back into your house, Like, get you in the driveway,
get inside, turn the alarm off.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
You know, you can punch in it.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
You have a panic code, have a dummy code. There's
a panic code that disables the alarm but still sends
the cops like alarm at So it'll turn the alarm off,
it'll disable it, and so the person would think that
you just disabled the alarm. But the cops are on
their way. They've been alerted that there's a situation happening
in that moment and you're under duress.

Speaker 6 (57:37):
I love that, because menace. Here's my question. I don't
have a shotgun. I have a I have a regular gun. Whatever,
what did you what what shall I do with that?
In that situation? Go outside and announce.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Your racket I entered the house.

Speaker 6 (57:52):
They didn't enter the house.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
I would have like an open window from the bedroom
or whatever, and then just like rack the gun.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
A couple of times. Yeah, okay, Oh, they would hear that.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Are you kidding? They would hear that. That's like a
dog whistle to bad people do that.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
They know that sound.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
I told you there's a guy buddy of mine runs
an audio visual company. Someone was in his work truck.
He saw it on the cameras. He ran out there.
Big Fatus runs out there, no shirt on, shotgun, puts
the barrel of the gun right up against the guy's cheek.
It's pushing his cheek up towards his nose and eye.
And he goes, I'm gonna blow your head off, mother,

(58:30):
And he goes get out. You get to get out
of here. And this guy spilits and the thing is
like he had stopped his car, got out of his
car to go rob my friend's car, and my buddy
ran out that right up against it.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
I saw the video. It's amazing. That's what's up, fan.
I loved it. He knew I would love That's why
he showed it to me.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
And here's here's a good test for from the nine
nine says the number Gina is nine to one one.

Speaker 5 (58:55):
Yeah, trying to.

Speaker 6 (58:56):
I think you guys are making a bigger deal out
of this than I did. Because the neighbor came, I
wouldn't have.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Gone out there where you didn't know who it was.
You still don't know. Yeah, I'm gonna take it, but
don't be in my backyard.

Speaker 31 (59:08):
Dog ratings come out every week, and if they're not
good or good enough, we're gonna be talking to Rich
de Murro Rich on tech.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
We'll be giving us all the things that we should
know about in the world of tech.

Speaker 6 (59:25):
But it's all like easy to digest, but the rest
of you.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
Might find very helpful for the common may yeah, at
least the very least interesting. Yeah, yeah, I get that.
So Rich Dumurro joining us this hour here on the
Woodie Show.

Speaker 5 (59:38):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
You can misitus up with the text check in over
to two to nine eight seven. You know, after we
got off the air at ten am. Uh, the number
that you call during the show becomes the after hours voicemail.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
Here's here's a call that we just got.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Hi, Woody Show.

Speaker 19 (59:56):
I'm Jesse I've been a follower of you guys anyway.
Oh my god, people, Fuck, why is it that they're.

Speaker 18 (01:00:06):
Complaining and itching about the taxes on a twenty five
thousand dollars flight, man, I would cut off my boyfriend's
left nut to be able to take.

Speaker 19 (01:00:20):
And secondly, I agree with you guys on the whole
nine one one operator thing. Have you guys ever heard
those messages where the people or the operators get mad
at those people calling. It's like, hello, we're kindiking for
a reason.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Don't tell me.

Speaker 19 (01:00:36):
To stop or be nicer to you. I'm going through
something anyway, Guys, I love you. I'm all in. I
can't do any power rankings.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Because I see you all equally and.

Speaker 19 (01:00:49):
Honestly, you guys make my day every single day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
I listen to you live and the podcast.

Speaker 19 (01:00:57):
So thank you.

Speaker 12 (01:00:58):
Keep doing what you're doing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
Me love.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Very nice.

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
I love her.

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
We were talking.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
The most recent nine one one call that we were
discussing was the car thief that returned the vehicle after
spotting the toddler in the back seat. And this woman's
calling and the nine operator is just almost like you
got you interrupted her whatever she was doing. Oh my god,
my God, I can't believe this phone's ringing up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I don't help.

Speaker 27 (01:01:39):
He bought my car back.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
So yeah, her baby is in the backseat of the car.
They just got stolen, ma'am, ma'am my kid.

Speaker 5 (01:01:49):
Anyway, well, I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Yeah, we we're trying to do a fun thing with
this fly to Dubai deal because Menace has been wanting
to do it for so long. But the original plan
it was just supposed to be Menace. Then I said,
you know, man, I'll go with you, right, We'll make
it into a whole thing because I just wanted to
see the plane. And then I'm like, you know what, dude,
that'd be even cooler. It's gonna I'm sure. We've been

(01:02:12):
talking about this for so long. Let's get a listener involved.
Now we can do one because the tickets are super expensive,
and by the way, I think because of the availability
and when we were able to do it, I think
it's closer to thirty thousand dollars per ticket now, which
is insane per ticket per first class round trip. And

(01:02:35):
it's going to be done in the matter of like
you know, two days, yep, you know. But we're just
trying to do a fun thing, and of course people
that money would have been better spent X Y Z,
and that's that's always how it goes. And so for
those people or the people who would bitch about the taxes,
I mean, you know, what do you want from us?
We didn't have to invite anybody at all. And it's

(01:02:56):
a thirty think of it, like how you go? But
it was free shipping. What a deal? Yeah, like, yeah,
you know, I got to pay the taxes, but like,
I don't pay thirty thousand dollars for an experience that
would otherwise cost me thirty thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:03:12):
It's like a groupon right everything.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Yeah, so we, uh, we interviewed the five semifinals.

Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
The one that we couldn't get a hold of it
was Erica.

Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
We called her multiple times. Yeah, we called her a
couple different times. She never picked up and so anyway,
but we liked what she had to say and she
was in the running with Leonard, who's the guyecologist, Richard
who's the aerospace engineer, Candace who we talked about, she's
the one that's the mobile notary yeh, and then Gilbert Fernandez,
he's another guy who works in aviation. Yeah, I've been

(01:03:47):
doing that for the past ten years. And so then
your votes were closed out. And so now we know
the two finalists, and then Medice and I will we'll
get together, will pow out and we'll make the decision
on who gets to go between Queen Richard who's the
aerospace engineer Richard Lawson or Larson and Gilbert Fernandez. Congratulations fellas,

(01:04:11):
and that a hustle and got those votes. The h
the listeners narrowed it down to you. We narrowed of
all the people that applied, We narrowed it. We narrowed
it down to the five. Yeah, a lot of reading.
We got you guys involved. You now have narrowed it
down to two. And it's medicine and my sole discretion?
Is it medicine? I or I and me? And me
and menace?

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
Medicine my menace and my That sounds wrong because if
you take out of it, it's my sole discretion. So
that's how you know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
But doesn't that sound wrong? Us menace in my and I.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
It's menace and my sole discretion because we're the ones
that gotta be on a plane for thirty two hours
with you in the course of two days so congratulations
to Richard Larson and Gilbert Fernandez. We will announce the
grand prize winner tomorrow morning here on The Woody Show. Awesome.

Speaker 9 (01:04:58):
I need to get their social media links. I can
tell if they're annoying or not.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
You know what, we get to take all things into
consideration if you want to, if you want to check
it out. They do that for jobs.

Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
They look at people on social media.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
All right, we'll get to your break. We'll talk to rich
on Tech next.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Hang on, Dopey, Joe, dear Lady Bash.

Speaker 11 (01:05:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 19 (01:05:26):
This is.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
A welcome Mac and please welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
I think we have them all dialed in here. Richdimuro,
everybody report, thanks for having me. You're welcome. Rich on
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He hosts the rich on Tech radio show, heard on
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online at rich on Tech as I do, and rich
is always here to help us with consumer tech.

Speaker 6 (01:06:04):
Yeah, the good stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
So this isn't like tech news for the people who
are already like super deep into the tech stuff. This
is just for like the average person, like you know,
everybody from Greg to myself or Sebaz like kind of
everywhere in between. And one of the things I saw,
Rich when you went to New York, you got to
see this GM eyes off Driving thing that escalate, which
I was talking about after I saw that you had

(01:06:25):
posted on your Instagram this thing looks super cool. Yeah,
it is really cool.

Speaker 23 (01:06:29):
And so GM basically laid out their vision for their
future of cars and that involves autonomous driving. They're calling
it eyes Off Driving and it's going to premiere on
the twenty twenty eight Cadillac Escalade IQ. It's been trained
on a whole bunch of drivers using their Supercrus. Supercrus
has already built into a lot of GM cars, but

(01:06:50):
with that you have to keep your eyes on the road.
This new system will let you take your eyes off
the road. So the example they showed no joke, this
twenty twenty eight Cadillac Escalade had white Lotus playing on
the dashboard, because that would be the reality once you get.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
On the menste to get the way, being able to
get in the car and like take a nap, wake up,
and then you're there.

Speaker 23 (01:07:13):
That's the dream and that's coming now this you know,
there's five levels of autonomous driving. This is level three. Uh,
you're probably talking more level four or five. Five is
when there's no steering wheel at all in the car,
which if you go to Vegas by the way, you
can try that out. They've got Zookes, which is Amazon's
self driving car that is already operating you know, limited

(01:07:33):
runs things like.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
That, but you can try it out.

Speaker 23 (01:07:36):
But all this stuff is going to take some getting
used to because this is your own car versus something
like away moo. And GM says they're using cameras, radar,
and lidar to make this work, as opposed to someone
like Tesla that's just using cameras. And the other thing
I thought was interesting is these turquoise lights. So a
lot of these automakers, you know, you have to understand,

(01:07:57):
like if you're a regular driver, a human driver, wait,
what's that car doing in front of me?

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Why are those lights on? If you see these?

Speaker 23 (01:08:03):
Uh, I think turquoise is what GM is using, and
I think that Mercedes is using that as well, or
some sort of blue light like that that lets you
know the car is in autonomous mode.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
So if you're driving along you'd be like, oh, that
person's not even driving. The car is driving itself. Sweet
because you were you were saying like, oh, Tesla already
has autopilots.

Speaker 7 (01:08:23):
This made a lot of news. But all you have
to do is if you can trick your Tesla into
not knowing that you're not looking right there?

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Easy, Yeah, I say, but that's a lot of the
cars are they have, like you, that little camera that's
on the datch just looking at your eyes or well,
I've seen people hang things from the steering wheel, you know,
to make it. It makes the steering wheel like sense
that maybe somebody's holding onto the steering Whe'm paying attention now,
Seabas you.

Speaker 9 (01:08:48):
Know, I'm a Tesla homer as well, But there is
a big difference with this whole light ar thing versus
what Tesla's doing with.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Yeah, I've written in, I've written in I've used myself
driving in my Tesla, and I've also seen the heads
up or the display they show you in the ways
and the way mos are sort of next level.

Speaker 7 (01:09:05):
But that being so test to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Let's talk about well, let's put it this way.

Speaker 23 (01:09:09):
Number one, you trick your Tesla into hanging something off
the string wheel.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
It's gonna trick you right into death. As something you know,
Believe me.

Speaker 23 (01:09:17):
I love the self driving on the Tesla. I think
it's absolutely incredible, but it is not autonomous driving.

Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
It still makes a lot of mistakes.

Speaker 23 (01:09:24):
It does chi do you have to be careful, But yes,
I do think it's come a long way. I've used
it now for five plus years, and I will tell
you the amount of strides it's made in those five
years is absolutely mind boggling, and it just keeps getting better.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
But this with the you know, GM is saying, since they.

Speaker 23 (01:09:43):
Are using lidar and radar, they can see up to
four football fields ahead. They can see through rain, they
can see through fog, they can detect things that the
cameras can't and the human eye can't.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
So look, we're at a war for.

Speaker 23 (01:09:55):
Who could do this the best, but also the cheapest
and fastest.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
So this thing might stop at school buses they're letting
kids off the boss. I've seen those videos too.

Speaker 7 (01:10:05):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Also, we're talking cyber tructs here. We're talking with rich
on Tech, rich DeMuro. You can find them on social
media at rich on Tech. Now, this is not a
gadget as much as it is like a piece of software.
But you were saying that you went on to open
Table and they have a new rewards program that you
wanted to tell people about because you were talking about
like how cool it is and how many things that
you get, like all these little benefits. Yeah. I just

(01:10:26):
thought there was a couple cool things about this.

Speaker 23 (01:10:27):
So obviously, if you're making reservations for restaurants, you're always
on open Table, like I am. My wife loves open Table,
and they've got this new loyalty program called open Table Regulars.
If you've used open Table in the past, they've given
you like rewards like points if you make a reservation.
I don't even understand what that was for.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Yeah, what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Now?

Speaker 23 (01:10:46):
I have no idea, But now the points actually do
add up. You can get like Amazon gift cards.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
And things like that.

Speaker 27 (01:10:51):
Oh.

Speaker 23 (01:10:52):
But the thing I thought was cool is that if
you make six reservations in a year, you get this
new Gold status, which, by the way, I already had
all to do is press except and this is the
best part. Gold members get priority Notify Me, which means,
if you're looking to snag a reservation at a restaurant
and you set that alert, this will now alert the

(01:11:12):
gold members first before regulars.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
So if a reservation opens up at one of those restaurants,
like you notificate good as a gold.

Speaker 6 (01:11:22):
And I'm looking for it right now. Apparently I have
zero points, which is very sad because I definitely use
Open Table. And then one will give you six months
of Uber for free.

Speaker 23 (01:11:30):
Yeah, so if you have that Gold status, which I
which I had, I also got six months of Uber one,
but I already have Uber one, so I said, sorry, you're.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Not eligible, but if you do it, I guess you know.
That's That's that.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
What else do we need to know about this week?
Rich on Tech?

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Let's see. Okay, so if you use Google, which a
lot of us do.

Speaker 23 (01:11:48):
I always get questions on the radio show about people
getting locked out of their accounts, And this happens because
you no longer have access to your recovery email, your
phone number, you switch phone lines, whatever, and next thing
you know, you can't access your Gmail, your contacts, your.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Photos, and so you've got to have a backup plan.

Speaker 23 (01:12:06):
When you first set up these accounts, they give you
like these recovery codes that nobody ever keeps you just
you know, says, hey, make sure you screenshot this and
you throw it away immediately.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
I've been getting a lot of things on websites right
now asking for me to set up a pass key. Yes, same, no,
which will use your facial ID, It'll use like face
ID thing, or you can set up something different. You
can have like an authenticat or things like that. But
you know, I've noticed that seems to be.

Speaker 23 (01:12:29):
In the last but three weeks, they're really pushing the
pass keys set them up. The only thing that's a
little confusing about the passkeys is that you can have
a different pass key on your phone, on your computer,
on your tablet, all for the same website and all
using different methods, so you could So it's a little
bit confusing because the past keys are just it's not
like totally standardized just yet. But if you set it

(01:12:51):
up and you use a password manager or you use them,
it works great. Just know that it's still a little
confusing even to someone like me who delves to this
stuff every day. Google is rolling out this thing called
recovery contacts. Basically, if you just tell them a friend
or family member that you trust, if you ever get
locked out of your account. They can send a one

(01:13:11):
time code to that friend or family member that can
help you get back into your account. So it's just
kind of a nice helpful way of making sure that
you never lose access to your Google account. You can
go to g dot co Slash Recovery contacts to set
it up.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
I bet you a bunch of your pissed off ex girlfriends,
boyfriends and stuff, because you're gonna be You'll be the
trusted person they when they when they sign up for
it or whatever forget.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
Yeah, and they'll forget.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
And then the person who won't forget is the pissed
off X or someone who's just out to screw you
and then'll delete your account.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (01:13:41):
Yeah, Just to be clear, they do not have access
to your account. That would be super dangerous here. But yes,
they can help you get back in. But that would
be really that would be see that could be like
a TV show where the X is like, oh, I
could help you get back into your account.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
You delete all the pictures of your new girlfriend.

Speaker 21 (01:13:58):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Now, if you're paranoid about things like facial recognition or
people getting into your accounts or whatever, these new anti
facial recognition glasses. This is perfect for the criminal, I
would assume, right, Rich, Yeah, if you're trying to keep
a low profile. I don't know about you, guys, but
I look at like every bit of technology everywhere I go.
So I've been at like concerts, stadiums, You're on grocery store.

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
You're on record everywhere. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
Yeah, Like I'm not kidding.

Speaker 23 (01:14:24):
If you look at these little signs they have placed,
it says things like we use facial recognition, we use
bluetooth beacons, like they have all of it listed out there.
Like the ways that places are tracking us is pretty
wild and you just don't even realize that. Yeah, there
are cameras scanning your face, so they know when you
come into that grocery store, they.

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
Know when you leave there, you go Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
Yeah, so even if you try to like sneak in,
Greg go this paranoid that the employees will notice that
he's there every day they already.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:14:57):
But I mean I don't know, Rich, because look at
the end of a dome where the Clippers play, everything's
facial recognition. You just walk right in. Everything is paid
for through facial recognition. I on night one it didn't,
but I've gone there multiple times and had zero issues
and said somebody was.

Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
There like a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
They they were there, heard her girlfriend and they got drinks,
like they went to a show and they got drinks
all night.

Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
Never got charged.

Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
Sounds like it works, yeah, but never got charged.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:15:27):
Do we call them and let him like no, but
it was but it's like, I don't know, it's pretty seamless,
so it's like you give and take.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
I don't want this, you know, big brother thing. But
also it's pretty convenient.

Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
But how does it work?

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Is it just like uh, like one of these masks
were like connected to a set of sunglasses and you
put them on and hide your face.

Speaker 23 (01:15:48):
So the lenses are treated with a special material that
reflects infrared light. So if you put these glasses on
and basically Zenny op it's called Zenny I d guards En.
He sells a whole bunch of glasses online. It's like
one of these online shops, but you can get them
treated with this new ID guard. So whatever glasses you get,
whether it's sunglasses, your prescription glasses, you get this. You

(01:16:11):
add this on and now when you go to use
your this is the annoying part. Face ID will not work,
Windows Hello will not work, Yeah, because these rely on infrared.
But the idea is that any of these cameras around
you that are scanning for your face number one, that's
going to block that. Number two, your eyes are actually
blocked out because these lenses reflect complete blackness to the

(01:16:34):
infrared cameras, So if they try to snap a picture
of you, they can't get your eyes, which I guess
shields the biometrics. So kind of a neat way to
control your biometric data from being taken and used and
abused by all those places.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
Okay, so my wife and I anything with our name
address that comes in the mail, we tear that part
off and we shred everything. And yet your information, I mean,
no matter what you do, like so much information, Like
I kind of feel like you do something like this.
You're kidding yourself. This is just basically for your own
peace of mind. Yeah, that makes yourself feel better. It's
like a placebo.

Speaker 9 (01:17:09):
Yeah, when you trying to buy something at the Hallmark store,
they ask you for your email, your phone number and everything.

Speaker 5 (01:17:14):
Yeah, like everything's out there.

Speaker 9 (01:17:15):
And I always say no, oh, I know, because I mean,
do you trust him secuit?

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
No, I agree.

Speaker 23 (01:17:19):
I I always try to say no to like. It's
funny because we get caught up in it too. Like
you're in a transaction like okay, and I just need
your date of birth, your phone number, your email. I'm like, wait,
what to buy? I was buying something the other day.
I can't remember what it was, but they asked for
so much information. I was like, wait, do you really
need all of this for me to buy this?

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
I I forget where I was, and it was they
would not go on with the transaction unless I gave
them a phone number, and I go, no, it's a
kind of one.

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
No, it's not for any kind of marketing brod.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
It's just I'm like, no, I'm not well, I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:17:48):
I can't ring this off.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
I said, you can't sell me this item without me
giving you an I said fine, and I gave them
the old the TV number where I'm like six o
nine five five five one two one two, and they
put it in there.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
What do you know?

Speaker 5 (01:18:02):
I checked out. Okay, it's just so dumb, miracle.

Speaker 23 (01:18:05):
Yeah, so they've got two tips on that. First off,
eight six seven five three oh nine works for almost
any America. Yeah, that's Jenny, I'm not kidding. I've used
it so many times. It cracks me and my kids
up every single time we go to a store and
we don't want to sign up for the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
We just use that for traveling. Ye number two.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
Uh.

Speaker 23 (01:18:25):
They will take whatever number you give, whatever piece of
information you give them, whether it's your email address, whether
it's your phone number, they will then take that and
put it into a database that then fills in all
the other information about you.

Speaker 5 (01:18:38):
So even if you give them one little piece of.

Speaker 23 (01:18:40):
Information, they still it's called layering, where those just take
other database use if you're filling the layered on top,
it is oh my god, exactly, and it's truly like
let's say you're a grocery store. They'll take your phone
number and your email and then the'll layer on all
the things you purchase. Over time, they'll layer that into
the commercials you've seen on TV. Or listen to It's
really wild, just how deep this goes.

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
Or talking to rich on Tech rich DeMuro and you
can check out his nationally syndicated Rich on Tech radio show.
You can also find the podcast on the iHeartRadio app.
You could subscribe to his free newsletter rich on tech
dot tv is where you go for that rich what's
your gadget of the week.

Speaker 23 (01:19:21):
So I can't necessarily call this a gadget because there's
no batteries or microprocessor involved. But I have to share
it because it is a game changer if you ever
want to sleep on a plane. It's called the Turtle
Travel pillow. And I bought this from my trip to
Japan daily without the vowels, okay, so tr TRTL.

Speaker 6 (01:19:44):
I wondered about this thing.

Speaker 23 (01:19:46):
I do not use one of those U shaped pillows.
I've traveled for twenty five years. I've never used a
pillow on the plane because they do not work.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
This.

Speaker 23 (01:19:53):
I am not kidding. I have never slept better on
a plane, both to Japan and back. Really, I thought
it became a joke because I didn't even think I
could fall asleep twice on the same flight. I did, Like,
I got up, I ate, and then I fell asleep again.
I was like, this thing is absolutely wild.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
So Menace and I are doing an extreme weekend trip
to Dubai. So we're leaving on a Friday afternoon at
four o'clock. We're gonna fly the sixteen hours. We're gonna
land in Dubai. We're gonna be there for eight to
ten hours foret how much it is, and then we're
gonna fly right back sixteen hours, will land around two
pm on Sunday. We have to get to these pillows
menas absolutely yeah.

Speaker 23 (01:20:30):
So it takes a little bit to figure out how
to put it on, but it's almost like a neck brace.
So that's the beauty of it is that you can
lean on this thing like in a way that you
can't with a regular pillow, and it just helps you sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
It's so amazing.

Speaker 23 (01:20:44):
You have to wrap it around your neck, so you
do have to watch the YouTube video to figure out
how to do it. But it is fifty dollars, so
it's more expensive than like your typical twenty dollars pillow
you might find at the airport.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
But I'm not kidding.

Speaker 23 (01:20:55):
I had this thing in the back of my car
because I still had it in my trunk after my
trip and I was picking up my kids from school
and I had like a half an hour in between
the kid and I just was like, I wonder if
I could take a nap here.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
I fell asleep so fast in my car. I was
so embarrassed because I'm like, oh my god, now I'm
using that that's all the car. Yeah, what does his
world come to?

Speaker 5 (01:21:14):
Yeah, so t R t L Turtle pillow. We'll we'll
definitely check that out.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
Well, there he is, lady gentlemen, rich on tech out
here check him out on social media at rich on
tech bud. He always had a great conversation. Thank you,
and we'll talk to you next time. All right, have
a fun trip to Dubai. Ain't nothing but a jeit
bang bab eight, nothing but a sports dag with the
g Jeff Garcie un shot up.

Speaker 10 (01:21:44):
Thanks you.

Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
Hey, good morning Jeff g. Good morning Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
Well, last night sucked again.

Speaker 16 (01:21:49):
You kind of knew it was going to be a
bad night when Blake's now gave up two home runs
on his first three pitches. Dodgers lost six one to
the Blue Jays. Blue Jays take a three two lead
in the World Series. You know, Dave Roberts shook up
the lineup, but it didn't help at all. Dodgers' bats
were quiet again, but you got to give credits some
Blue Jay's rookie pitcher Trey Savage twelve strikeouts, last night.

Speaker 5 (01:22:09):
Here is Freddy Freeman.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
They just played a better game than us tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:22:12):
Balls and thirds they are on guys, this core position,
they're getting them in.

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
Just you know, they just pitched really good too, So
they just help played us today.

Speaker 16 (01:22:19):
Dodgers one through four hitters only had one hit last night.
Here's Mookie Betts taking some responsibility.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
I've just been terrible. I've been terrible, and there's no uh.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
I wish it was from that good effort.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
I really do, but it's not.

Speaker 27 (01:22:31):
So Yeah, I don't have any answers.

Speaker 16 (01:22:33):
So the Dodgers hopes of a repeat rest on Yoshinobu Yamamoto,
who will start tomorrow night's game in Toronto. Good news,
Dodger fans. Yamamoto has pitched two straight complete games. He
has been our stopper man. If the Dodgers can eliminate
stupid mistakes and get some hits, we'll force the game
seven man.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
Now, let's get on to some good news.

Speaker 16 (01:22:52):
Austin Reeves stayed hot last night.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
Reeksplix the defense the floater in the pants, Thanks God
that the fuzzer as does again.

Speaker 16 (01:23:01):
Dude has been amazing with Luca and Lebron out ar
had twenty eight points. The Rabia had twenty seven points.
Lakers beat the Tea Wolves one sixteen to one fifteen.
Lakers and Grizzlies tomorrow NFL. Tonight, we got Ravens and
Dolphins hockey at Crypto dot Com Arena.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
It's Red Wings and Kings and.

Speaker 16 (01:23:17):
Last but not least, Happy birthday, Wouldie hope you have
a great day.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
I'm Jeff G and that's your SoCal sports babe.

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
Jimmy, he doesn't know the rule. My cans are around
my Do you feel each individual pump pump.

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
Snacking on a Ritz Cracker.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
It's a ritz fudge covered limited edition crack broke them up?

Speaker 5 (01:23:46):
Oh, I literally just had it one.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
Yeah, yeah, I went too.

Speaker 5 (01:23:51):
Yeah I thought you just had one.

Speaker 6 (01:23:53):
No, I went for.

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
So yeah. I'll explain that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
It's like these are like a limited word.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
You get him at Target.

Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
They look good, So I know people used to make these.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
They get the Ritz Crackers, they melt chocolate, they put
a few drops of mint in there, and you start
up and then you dip the crackers into the chocolate
and you can make your own. Because the consistency and
everything is a thin man like girl scout cookie thin mint.

Speaker 6 (01:24:18):
These are so trashy, but they're so good.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
I wish there was a semi sweet chocolate ins instead
of a milk chocolate. Yeah, that's good, like the little
hint of salt buttery. I do like the ritz Cracker though,
ritz Cracker covered. I would like a little more fudge though, yeah,
a little more fudgy flavor. The mint thing you're talking about,
I love that, well, the thin mints. I mean it
tastes just like a thin mint because you get that same,

(01:24:42):
that same consistency. It's so good, so good. Another one, No,
Greg's mean such a whale an menaces, birthday month glory.
It was so I thought that you broke into them
because Gina said she had a headache. Of course, I've
got like pocket drugs, he does. I always have, like, uh, advil.

(01:25:04):
I usually carry advil and emodium.

Speaker 6 (01:25:08):
Just they were body temperature whatever. They're nice and warm.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
You're welcome, I appreciate, Okay, then we go, Sorry for
thinking about very nice. Came over to gave her a
couple of these advil. Anyway, I forgot about this. She's
like a child, Greg, like she can't and she's like
a dog. When it comes to true, she can't. She
can't swallow pills without like if she said she prefers

(01:25:35):
tablets to capsules, because the tablets you can cut them in.

Speaker 6 (01:25:38):
Half, and you can't just swallow them like a like
a some sort of animal.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
Well with water or some kind of drink like you
put in you put, I can yeah, and the pinch
I can do that. Yeah, you just kind of swish around.

Speaker 6 (01:25:51):
Everybody knows the proper way to take a pill is
to eat some food and pretend like you're not going
to take a pill, and right before you swallow, throw
it in really fast.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
And tricky with dogs, yeah, peanut butter or exactly so.
Greg and I are hardcore judging. It's so weird to me.
Not being able to do that is right up there
with adults who can't swim. There's certain things, or like
if you're an adult, you don't know how to ride
a bike.

Speaker 6 (01:26:14):
Sorry, I have a gag reflex.

Speaker 32 (01:26:16):
Since when you've told us about your husband, you just
talked about like, yeah, different context, and sheer in to
the base, right, I believe that, but a hill, a
little tiny.

Speaker 6 (01:26:27):
Advil, I can't do it. One time, I actually swallowed
in an ice cube and I thought I was gonna
die and those melt on the way down.

Speaker 8 (01:26:33):
Yeah, yeah, what what is it?

Speaker 6 (01:26:36):
I don't know I have. It's just a weird it's
a hang up. I know people my mom and friends
who can take a handful of.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
Pills and gulp, and that's that they're called.

Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
That's insane. I wish I could do it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
There's no way you'd swallow food. Yeah you can't.

Speaker 5 (01:26:52):
Yeah, you can't.

Speaker 6 (01:26:53):
I've tried it, and it always like I always end
up spitting it into the kitchen thing. It feels like
a mental thing to one hundred percent one hundred. Now
I can take a cholesterol pill because those are tiny.

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
I'll give you hold on, I'll give you another advil.
Let's see you with the water bottle.

Speaker 5 (01:27:08):
Let's see it now.

Speaker 6 (01:27:09):
There's first of all, I'm gonna take three advil, the
one that you gave me.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
Yes, you could take three of those. Just no, they're
not look tiny, that is.

Speaker 6 (01:27:19):
You guys, just be size of Okay, Yeah, there's soft
I'm gonna puke.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
You won't try it?

Speaker 5 (01:27:28):
Want we want to see?

Speaker 6 (01:27:29):
Okay, I mean I'm gonna.

Speaker 14 (01:27:30):
Puke with you.

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
You can do the cheerleaders. You can do this, all right,
So what now? Maybe you're doing it wrong.

Speaker 6 (01:27:36):
How are you supposed to do it?

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
Put it down towards the back of your tongue, not
way down there, so it's falling down your throat, like
right behind your body, front teeth. Hold no, hold on,
hold now, before you and when you take a sip,
have the liquid in your mouth and then swallow the
whole cod with what you do with the food. But
it's all the same time. Do you put the liquid
in first or second second, because the liqu will fall out,

(01:27:58):
or you just put it in your mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:27:59):
And that's insane.

Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
Once the water's in, if you fill your mouth up
enough to make sure that the pill is not on
your tongue and floating in there, then you swallow like
you want anything else. Try it, You got it? Try it.
Being a baby, I know myself, reg and I can't
believe you're not four years old. Of the we're changing
life right now. Go ahead, put in your mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
Yeah, towards the back of your tongue.

Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
You're lis to the front.

Speaker 6 (01:28:23):
You told me to.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
Put in your mo Okay, there we go. No, take
a big sip of.

Speaker 5 (01:28:28):
Water, Yeah, big sip of water.

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
Lots of water, a lot of water. Take a big
like a big sip. Okay, now is it floating? It's
off your tongue. Now just swallow? M hm, just swallow.
What do you mean you did the right thing?

Speaker 5 (01:28:43):
How would you swallow if you just took a simple water?
You just swallow it, right, just swallow it.

Speaker 14 (01:28:47):
What do you mean you can't?

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Yes, you can. You know what you're saying. You can
geh till you're back.

Speaker 5 (01:28:53):
Yeah, just swallow, swallow. It's water, it's just water. It's
a simple water.

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
In her face, she's having a seizure.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:29:05):
I don't understand.

Speaker 9 (01:29:07):
I don't understand one of those radio shows where we're
faking something.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
That's why I wanted to see it.

Speaker 6 (01:29:14):
Because my tongue locks up like in the back. I
can't do it. I can't do it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:19):
Yeah, you tuck your chin into your chest.

Speaker 6 (01:29:21):
When everyone's giving me opposite advice. Greg says, put it
behind my teeth. You say, put it back my tongue.
Sammy says, put your head back. They're saying put your
head forward. Which one is it?

Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
I just think you stop being a little bitch about it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
I can't do that.

Speaker 18 (01:29:34):
You do it?

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
What you did? You put the pill here, I got
my imaginary pill.

Speaker 6 (01:29:38):
You put it in your mouth, an imagine, and then
you just like you're taking a simple water. Here's the thing, though,
I can't take shots. I've never taken a shot.

Speaker 8 (01:29:47):
Really, yes, I think it's the same, like I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:29:49):
I know people like that, you know they can't.

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
Yeah, it's not opening your throat shots.

Speaker 6 (01:29:57):
I can't. I can't throw it back.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
Okay, Well, sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:30:01):
To disappoint all of you.

Speaker 5 (01:30:02):
I know we were working with a legal child.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
I had more fun talking about how fat Gregory is.
I did not.

Speaker 5 (01:30:12):
You know, it's just hard to believe that the grownd
adult can't do something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
This is not a giant big I understand, like some
of those medications that you get like a you get
like a like an antibiotic sometimes and those things are massive, right,
you know, But.

Speaker 5 (01:30:27):
A little tiny, little tiny advil that wasn't it was that.

Speaker 15 (01:30:32):
Was Getting a flu shot is vastly different than getting
the gonea shot.

Speaker 5 (01:30:36):
Like to direct.

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
Oh, it's like a sledgehammer, right, greg sledgehammer to the
butchy and he knows that from personal experience.

Speaker 6 (01:30:42):
I'd happily take a shot like an injection. Over all, we.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
Got that more show coming up for you next eight seven,
seven forty four. What he's the phone number you can
hit us up of the text over to.

Speaker 21 (01:30:53):
Two to nine eight seven, right back, no Woody show
text in two seven.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
And we're gonna go right into it Sea Mass And
this week in audio, ladies and guys, how pumped were
you for the variety Power of Women events? I loved it.
I miss this well.

Speaker 7 (01:31:23):
As a feminist, I of course was all over this.
Now a lot of people are talking about Sidney Sweeney's dress,
which was a silver chain mail, a completely see through
like it look good though, I, oh it sure did.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
Uh? But you know so, I'm here.

Speaker 7 (01:31:38):
I'm here to try to listen to the speeches trying
to get learn about with the power of women. Everyone
is like, check out Sidney Sweeney's boobs. Look there they are. Yeah,
And this is a little bit from her speech to
get you guys back on the right track.

Speaker 25 (01:31:49):
I know what it feels like to be underestimated. Every
one of us has our own fight.

Speaker 30 (01:31:56):
Even right now, my own dress is fighting to hold
up my massive, luscious cans and you can see them
through my dress.

Speaker 6 (01:32:07):
Pretty awesome, right, Okay, you're supposed to be the youth here.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
That's amazing, refreshing. Yeah, very honest.

Speaker 7 (01:32:23):
She knows what she's doing, right, what was the American American?

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
I mean, look at the picture. I don't care if
you I care if you're driving for my ability sakes.
And they say it's not used for good, But that
was for good. Look at that dress, beautiful dress.

Speaker 25 (01:32:38):
You know what it feels like to be underestimated. Every
one of us has our own fight.

Speaker 30 (01:32:44):
Even right now, my own dress is fighting to hold
up my massive luscious cans. I mean you can see
them through my dress.

Speaker 6 (01:32:55):
Pretty awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:32:57):
High fives.

Speaker 8 (01:33:00):
Actually said that kind of cool, kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
She actually does stuff like that, so it was kind
of believable. That awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:33:09):
This weekend audio, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:33:10):
So this has been going around for a while. This
is the audio from a bunch of guys who were
just pranking. They got on a bunch of scary Halloween masks.
The three of these dudes walked up to a house
and said this to their doorbell cameras. This is from
maybe seven ABC News.

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
Three people wearing Halloween masks terrorizing a family in Alexandria Virginia.

Speaker 12 (01:33:37):
I said happy Halloween when they first came and asked
them to get off the property.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
She says, they made their way to the backyard, destroying
her fence and the screen to the back door.

Speaker 6 (01:33:47):
They came through there and.

Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
That's how they instance it gets to our door to
be able to knock on the back door. Uh huh,
that's how would there's a twist to it, Greg, Yeah,
here's the thing, Greg, it was just a prank. It
was family members. Yeah, her family.

Speaker 7 (01:34:02):
She apparently there was a gun in the house. When
you're breaking into back screened in porches and screaming.

Speaker 5 (01:34:07):
Comet, I'm getting the gun. It was her cousins.

Speaker 7 (01:34:12):
Who were teenagers, but they were encouraged and videoed by
a group of adults, well videotaped by the ant and
some other people who are in the car waiting in
filming the whole thing.

Speaker 8 (01:34:22):
Well, ant, hey.

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
Look at my kid gets shot here right. Well, the
homeowners decided not to press charges, but the cops, they
say they spend about one hundred hours investigating this and
so just franking. Yeah, relative, they could be on the
hook for that. Yeah, hell no, dumbasses. Lucky to be
alive right.

Speaker 7 (01:34:39):
This week in audio gots uping for Woody as an
aviation expert. Here, this is a United flight seven sixty seven.
It was supposed to go from DC to a Row.
Now it had turned around like half hour into the
flight around the room. Why would you turn a flight
big of transatlantic flights, Why would you turn that flight around?

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
It could be anything? Toilet, yeah, nowadays it could be
an odor. Yeah, a fire in a garbage can. Wasn't
there naked a fire extinguisher didn't have the proper sticker
on it. And they realized that they had to turn
around because they weren't allowed to fly without it.

Speaker 7 (01:35:09):
Oh, we had a we had a one bathroom sitting
didn't work properly one time. That was like an hour
and a half lay on the ground. Wow, well, let's
so we got the We got the audio here. This
is a United A seven sixty seven. Why they had
to turn around.

Speaker 14 (01:35:20):
We're going to have to uh get a clearance to
return to dull it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
We have a finder situation.

Speaker 14 (01:35:26):
Here with a passenger who has somehow dropped a laptop
that was on down that side wall into the cargo
pit area.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
So how that happened? Maybe like a little panel was
loose on the wall and they were putting. They were
moving things around, the laptop down the side of the
plane into the cargo to the car and just because
you can't find it, which, by the way, if you're
that person, like.

Speaker 6 (01:35:49):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
Number one?

Speaker 7 (01:35:51):
But he got it because it's a lithium ion battery
and that could.

Speaker 9 (01:35:53):
Take Yeah, that sucks. Have you seen that Spirit Airlines
is flying a room now? Like I did to realize
that they're planing to go that far?

Speaker 8 (01:36:02):
What do you mean they don't?

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
Yeah, they they like started advertising that there have flights
to Rome.

Speaker 5 (01:36:09):
I didn't think, like they stop.

Speaker 9 (01:36:12):
Yeah, I thought, I guess it depends on from where
or I just thought they like flew you know, state
to state.

Speaker 24 (01:36:18):
Right, you want to be over the ocean.

Speaker 8 (01:36:19):
And the Spirit.

Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
Went to Hawaii. Yeah, they went.

Speaker 7 (01:36:25):
Well, they started going to Mexico a while back, and
I was like, okay, well they're gonna bring drug running planes, right,
that's nice. Yeah, yeah with menus, that's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
We had a we had a co worker I'll do
it a couple of years ago, Lisa, who works down
the hall the other radio station. She dropped her keys
at just the right moment and went down the crack
between the floor and the elevator, And then she ended
up waiting downstairs for three hours because she couldn't go anywhere,
three hours until the building people were able to get

(01:36:56):
the elevator people to go in.

Speaker 5 (01:36:58):
And uh, yeah, and I want to get I found
down there.

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
Oh my god, I'm sure they found a bunch of
stuff garbage people drop down there. Yeah. I always hold
things tight when I walk, but.

Speaker 7 (01:37:11):
Then I think, like, oh, if I'm holding it too tight,
am I gonna overhold it?

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
And done right? It's convenient if you do have like
a snack wrapper or something, you can just like throw
it down in it's a nice garbage camp.

Speaker 5 (01:37:20):
Yeah, have you ever done it?

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
Like where there's something that just kind of like hangs
on the edge, I kick it down in there, because
if it's not not my garbage, Like I'm saying, there's
a piece of something right there, I can't just have
it sitting there.

Speaker 5 (01:37:31):
But I'm not going to pick it up. So I
kick it into the crack.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
And I think only you would appreciate this. Whaty my latest.

Speaker 15 (01:37:36):
I don't want to call it an obsession, but what
I do when I get to work, you know, we
walk up the stairs from the garage and it's one
of those stairwells where you can look from the very
top all the way to the Yeah. So at the
top of the stairs, no, even better, at the top
of the stairs, there's those trees and they drop those
weird odd things, yeah, like pine coney things. So I
go to the top of the stairs and I drop

(01:37:57):
it and I try to make it go all the
way to the him before it hits lands on another floor.

Speaker 3 (01:38:02):
It's really funny. I was a kid, spit like, Oh yeah,
I just like watch it kind of. It's like stairwell
when I was a kid.

Speaker 8 (01:38:12):
Oh okay, it's fun to buildings.

Speaker 15 (01:38:18):
Yeah, And sometimes you get to work and they use
the leaf blower and there's no pods in the ground.

Speaker 5 (01:38:24):
You weren't you just yelling at somebody about littering.

Speaker 15 (01:38:27):
Oh yeah, well I saw somebody litter And I don't
think dropping a tree thing is littering.

Speaker 5 (01:38:35):
Because then trees litter all the time.

Speaker 15 (01:38:37):
Yeah, exactly, and they should be fined. I was driving
just the other day and this dude on a bike
was over on the shoulder riding his bike and he
was drinking out of a plastic water bottle. He's done
with his water, so what does he do with the bottle?
Throws it on the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
I don't care where should support him? So I drove
right by, and I almost thought, what would see that?
Should I have yelled at Should I have slowed down,
rolled down the passenger window and yelled at him? And
then I thought, do I really want to engage with him?
But I wanted to be a litter narc?

Speaker 8 (01:39:07):
Yes, I don't know what to do in those situation spokes.
I didn't have a stick, a bicycle or a motorcycle.

Speaker 15 (01:39:15):
Bicycle, oh easy, and just riding along, takes the final
sip and throws it right.

Speaker 6 (01:39:20):
On the say anything, I'm shot.

Speaker 5 (01:39:23):
I know, surprise.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
I kind of regret it.

Speaker 5 (01:39:25):
Here's what okay? Ideal world him?

Speaker 7 (01:39:27):
We have done pulled up alongside the cyber truck and
then he didn't even stop, being like, well check.

Speaker 5 (01:39:31):
That out, cool guy. I hope he rolls the window
down so we can get a look this cool guy.

Speaker 7 (01:39:37):
I mean, that's that's pepper spray able. I would say, like,
that's that's a shot in the.

Speaker 5 (01:39:40):
Face pepper spray.

Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
Yeah, you think he's gonna learn. I agree with that.

Speaker 7 (01:39:46):
Otherwise the rest of his life is just being a
burden on society.

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
But you don't have a stick, you don't have pepper spray.
All you have is vehicle.

Speaker 5 (01:39:54):
I mean you can just hit him in the car.

Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
I could have done him off the road or break check.

Speaker 6 (01:39:57):
I'm just tap him.

Speaker 15 (01:39:59):
So if you see some be littering, are you going
to be a litter arc I know, see, I know
I kind of regretted not yelling at him, But then
what if.

Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
He was a psycho?

Speaker 29 (01:40:07):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:40:08):
You can just drive away, drive away, Greg, Yeah, but
the bolts are pretty fast.

Speaker 5 (01:40:14):
Get a gun and is like cycling leotard that bike
bike suit.

Speaker 9 (01:40:20):
In high school, I yelled at a guy on a
bike and then we got caught at a red light
and he punched the window.

Speaker 3 (01:40:25):
But he's a puss. He couldn't break it. Hey, just
because uh, you ride a bike doesn't mean you have
to wear one of those Lance Armstrong suits.

Speaker 5 (01:40:33):
Yeah you're just yeah, just just f y.

Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
I saw a guy the other day. I'm like, man,
I didn't know they sold it in that size. It
was like those bike suits when you're that big, Like
how much how much wind? Are are you able to
cut through the slipstream? But is mostly for like chafing
and stuff. No, well, that's why they shaved their legs,
allegedly for chafing. For wellclist swimming swimmers. Cyclists do it.

Speaker 7 (01:40:59):
Cyclists do it because the hypothesis is that if they
get any kind of nick or cut on their leg,
you don't want the hair. You don't want to deal
with the hair. And when you're cleaning up your big
gaping wound. Okay, okay, yeah, I just admit you want
to shave your legs exactly. And but yeah, if you're
that large, if you're any large, if you're old, they
shouldn't sell those bike suits.

Speaker 3 (01:41:21):
What are they call it? Bike? Yeah? You know what
I'm talking about. A wetsuit looks like you you go
in the ocean with You couldn't pay me all the
money in the world. This guy, this guy is bigger
than I am, and he had one of those things out.
I'm like, oh god, yeah, make T shirts and Lance Armstrong,

(01:41:45):
Charlie Sheen and Marango, which is coming up on Saturday
Saturday Night for the first time ever in his own voice,
his own words, Charlie's talking about all the stories and
stuff Hookers and blow and all the good stuff. Yeah,
all the Charlie Sheen stories. But yeah, no PR teams involved.
There's no spin.

Speaker 5 (01:42:01):
It's just him.

Speaker 3 (01:42:02):
He seems to be on this not redemption. What would
you what would you call it? Sea bass?

Speaker 5 (01:42:06):
Like where he's just out.

Speaker 3 (01:42:07):
There and listen is at this point it's more of
a uh but that thing when you're like you love
the old, the past, nostalgiat.

Speaker 8 (01:42:15):
Nostalgia, the good old day store.

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
But like I've seen a bunch of the interviews. I've
not watched the documentary, but in a lot of the
interviews and stuff, it seems like this is a therapeutic
process for him in a way.

Speaker 9 (01:42:27):
Also, like I will say the new thing, transparency is
the new currency totally. Yeah, So like the more transparent
you are, like, yeah, good, is that the way it works?

Speaker 3 (01:42:40):
Good? Are bad?

Speaker 2 (01:42:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
I've always felt that way. That's why I always felt like, hey, man,
like just I will shoot you straight.

Speaker 6 (01:42:47):
I may lack tact, but you'll always you'll always know
where I say, you're looking.

Speaker 3 (01:42:51):
At it different.

Speaker 9 (01:42:52):
They're talking about transparency with in your own life and
things that things that you have done, not like vulnerability. Yeah,
not your opinion on something, right, not.

Speaker 6 (01:43:01):
Like spinning something for the public, but just to celebrity
being open.

Speaker 3 (01:43:04):
Yeah, just kind of open about your own life. But
I would think that would go in all you know,
that was all different area. But no, I think that's
why he was so likable. When I watched that documentary,
I thought, wow, he really is just talking about everything.

Speaker 6 (01:43:16):
Yeah, yeah, society doesn't any I mean, I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
I use that example for I mean people that work
with the show or on the show all the time
about you know, vulnerability, you know, because that's that's the
real stuff. I've always said to people, Man, if you
hesitate before sharing something on the air, because we've all
done this for so long, and you don't get nervous people,
aren't you nervous going on talking like no could. You've

(01:43:40):
been doing it for so long that part's easy. But
when after doing it for that long, if you get
that that butterfly in your stomach or that little kind
of like, oh, man, I don't know if I should
share this?

Speaker 5 (01:43:50):
That's probably the best stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:43:51):
Yeah, Or if you leave the show going should I
have done that?

Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
That's just that's probably the best stuff. And that's always
the stuff that we end up hearing the most about
from listeners. I called the connective tissue absolutely, you know,
because we could anybody can sit here and talk about,
you know, whatever whatever is going on in that that
news cycle that day. But man, you share something that's
close and personal and vulnerable like that. And that's what
he's doing. And I think he's he's getting a lot

(01:44:16):
from it. It seems it's good stuff. Yeah, And so
he's gonna be a morongo doing that on on Saturday nights.
So tickets are on sale ticketmaster dot Combo also in
the news.

Speaker 24 (01:44:24):
Sources saying there's a possibility of Wody's hemorrhoids being back.

Speaker 12 (01:44:30):
On this development and give you's the latest updates one
available now.

Speaker 3 (01:44:34):
More of the Woodie Show.

Speaker 5 (01:44:37):
And right back into the week in audio.

Speaker 7 (01:44:40):
We are still doing a zoom court these days, Remember
how we used that we had to do?

Speaker 5 (01:44:45):
Oh, I know who I do.

Speaker 7 (01:44:48):
I don't know why they're still allowing people just to go,
you know, from your car from the airport. Well, that
applies not just to defendants and plaintiffs, but to people
like the police. It might be witnesses out of de
Troit where a man. He showed up as the officer.
I guess he witnessed her was part of the arrest.

Speaker 3 (01:45:04):
And I think because because it is his job, and
I think they should have to actually show up to
court that I don't think they should be able to
zoom in because I think because we rely on as
the public, we rely on you not showing up. Factly,
that's what we all form.

Speaker 7 (01:45:15):
Also, I believe a textassent and if we're wrong, but
I believe you get paid. That's part of your duties.
It's not come off. So this this police officer in
Detroit said, I don't want to go into court.

Speaker 3 (01:45:24):
I'll zoom in.

Speaker 7 (01:45:24):
And not only do I not want to go into court,
I'm not going to fully clothe myself.

Speaker 5 (01:45:29):
But he did like the the the news anchor thing.

Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
Yep, yeah, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:45:33):
So he looked like a police officer from the waist up.

Speaker 3 (01:45:35):
But you know, Jackson, good morning to you.

Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
Can you put your appearance on the record, please? Yes?

Speaker 30 (01:45:42):
Off the Jackson bath him at thirty nine nineteen out
of a twelve precinct.

Speaker 5 (01:45:47):
All right, do you got you got?

Speaker 3 (01:45:52):
No, sir, no, no, sir no. I couldn't tell if
you had underworld yes he did.

Speaker 6 (01:45:56):
He had like kind of bike short like black underwear.

Speaker 3 (01:45:59):
But you can't see because you're like what you're showing
is on your screen as well, but you you can't
see that.

Speaker 5 (01:46:05):
You can actually see your legs.

Speaker 9 (01:46:06):
Dude, he's not paying attention. Also, what you see is
also a very small photo crops nail because.

Speaker 7 (01:46:13):
He had his camera or his phone vertically and I
think that's what led to the exposure of.

Speaker 3 (01:46:17):
The Yeah, this weekend audio other other pd audio here.
This is audio from a Seattle police department where they're
just rolling down an alley in Seattle, and as you
do when you're there, you see a man who's a
whole whole lower half of his body's on fire.

Speaker 7 (01:46:37):
This is just you know, generic generic meth head there
in Seattle. But they see this and will help out.

Speaker 5 (01:46:48):
Hey, what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:46:57):
Are you good?

Speaker 5 (01:46:59):
You got fire on the way, don't move, okay, just
breathe Yeah, cheese, I spelled burning pubes.

Speaker 3 (01:47:05):
He's like that about.

Speaker 6 (01:47:08):
It sounded at one point like they were shooting at
the fire.

Speaker 7 (01:47:11):
Well that's how you put it out right, But like this,
what do we A lot of cities have this problem.
What do you do with these guys, because that guy,
you know, he's cute with his legs on fire, you
know whatever. Yeah, but he's gonna cost it's gonna cost
us five grandees into the hospital, get all that treated,
toss him out the street the next day.

Speaker 5 (01:47:27):
And just you know what, maybe just put him down now. Yeah,
is that what you're advocating.

Speaker 3 (01:47:32):
I'm just saying, maybe some.

Speaker 8 (01:47:38):
Business plan.

Speaker 3 (01:47:40):
You know, sometimes life's not for everyone, right, I.

Speaker 8 (01:47:43):
Didn't choose to be born.

Speaker 3 (01:47:45):
Yeah, I don't do fend.

Speaker 7 (01:47:46):
I don't want to be live this week in audio
more a police audio here. This is a teenager nineteen
year old. He was driving down a highway or bridge
in Florida to going no, I don't know, one hundred
and six sweet yeah, pretty bad ass. The cop pulled
up to him in Fort Myers and told him, Uh,
not only are you getting a ticket, but there's a
new law in town.

Speaker 3 (01:48:05):
What's your deal? I'm so sorry, Sarah.

Speaker 30 (01:48:08):
I was.

Speaker 3 (01:48:08):
We were just in their bridge and we had to
My mom was kind of wishing me to go take.

Speaker 2 (01:48:12):
Go and take him home.

Speaker 3 (01:48:13):
Had one hundred and six miles an hour. She wants
you to drive one hundred and six. One hundred and
six miles an hour down the bridge.

Speaker 18 (01:48:19):
Sit.

Speaker 3 (01:48:19):
That was completely my mistake. That's why I was slowed
down when I was getting joys. The un report it
doesn't matter, you're not supposed to be doing one hundred
and six anyways, I'm very sorry about that. You know
what that means, right, You get caught doing fifty miles
over the postal speed limber on any roadway in the
state of Florida. Yeah, it's an arrestable offense.

Speaker 5 (01:48:37):
Now, wait, so where am I going to Lee County Jail?

Speaker 3 (01:48:40):
I'm pretty serious. I'm thousand percent. No, you'll be able
to bond out. It'll probably about four hours, but yeah,
there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:48:48):
Yeah, it's not life in prison.

Speaker 3 (01:48:49):
But I happened to a friend of mine. He doubled
the speed limit and got arrested.

Speaker 6 (01:48:54):
Wow, good to know.

Speaker 7 (01:48:55):
As an excuse generator, my mom wanted me to get
my brother home early. Wasn't a great excuse.

Speaker 6 (01:49:00):
Where's that fall?

Speaker 3 (01:49:01):
Yeah? Didn't instantly?

Speaker 5 (01:49:02):
So what would you have gone with?

Speaker 3 (01:49:03):
Menace?

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:49:04):
He needs insolin. Also the danger behind the wheel you
should have pulled over the brother would have been even
more dangerous.

Speaker 5 (01:49:15):
The brother need that brother does.

Speaker 3 (01:49:17):
Yeah, wouldn't the move there'd be like get him a
get him a sweetheart or something.

Speaker 8 (01:49:21):
Yeah, Candy needs some sugar.

Speaker 7 (01:49:23):
No, he needs like the shot and stuff. He's his
blood sugar is too hot.

Speaker 6 (01:49:26):
And if your brother's cool, he needs to pick up
what you're putting down and start like seizing.

Speaker 3 (01:49:32):
Those videos where you play a prank on your parents
and you go, Dad, I'm on my way home. I
told the person you know, blah blah blah blah blah,
that you were having like some kind of like you
hurt your leg or you were having and so when
I pull up, I need you, I need you to
like and so they show up and then the dad's like.

Speaker 5 (01:49:51):
Oh my god, my leg.

Speaker 3 (01:49:53):
Yeah, thank you for helping. I'm really sorry I had
to call you. And it's like, Dad, I'm just pranking
just to see if you're If your parents are like hardcore, mine.

Speaker 6 (01:50:02):
Wouldn't, Yeah, yours what you wouldn't either?

Speaker 8 (01:50:04):
Wood he would.

Speaker 6 (01:50:05):
My dad might, but you wouldn't as a parent.

Speaker 5 (01:50:08):
No, absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (01:50:10):
Well, it depends on what they were trying to avoid.
It's something of a legal consequence. If it's just like
trying to get out of something like with a friend
or whatever, I might help him out with that because
I don't care about their friends. Yeah, but yeah, nothing legal.
I think my dad would, my mom my mom. My
mom wouldn't do it, and she'd be a terrible actress.

(01:50:30):
I think my dad could probably pull it off.

Speaker 14 (01:50:32):
Yea.

Speaker 6 (01:50:32):
I think both my parents would, and they'd end up
getting in more trouble. They're bad at it.

Speaker 7 (01:50:35):
I like the scissure thing because with insulin, the cop
could say could say, well, why doesn't he have his
blah blah blah, and and he could that's find out
able that the person isn't diabetic.

Speaker 3 (01:50:42):
But seezuars could happen to anybody, Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:50:44):
Yeah, this weekend audio.

Speaker 7 (01:50:46):
Another month Menace legal news and also a Florida News
and some of this. Uh spider monkeys.

Speaker 3 (01:50:52):
Yeah, there's a lot of monkey news.

Speaker 7 (01:50:54):
Mens wants Menace wants a finger monkey, not a spider monkey. Yeah,
but spider monkeys are very similar and easier to get,
quite frankly, and you can buy him on TikTok.

Speaker 4 (01:51:02):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:51:03):
Oh, Inside Edition foun out about this and set up
a sting with some spider monkey dealers.

Speaker 24 (01:51:09):
He calls himself Max and says, for six five hundred
dollars cash, we can take the crying, two pound two
month old female home. I declined, and then told him
we're from Inside Edition. Max covered his face and drove off.
These are classified as wild animals.

Speaker 8 (01:51:29):
They should not be pets.

Speaker 24 (01:51:31):
He wouldn't tell us where he got the baby spider
monkey from.

Speaker 15 (01:51:34):
If you're paying cash for a spider monkey in the
parking lot of a big box store, there's something wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:51:40):
What I'm good advice? Yeah, but menace in his dream
of having monkey.

Speaker 6 (01:51:47):
These finger monkeys are pretty freaking cute.

Speaker 3 (01:51:49):
I know. But Greg and I we went to a
sanctuary where they had them, and they keep like crapy.

Speaker 5 (01:51:55):
So is the spider monkey dream over?

Speaker 31 (01:51:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:51:57):
Because of the poop.

Speaker 7 (01:52:00):
Forget the welfare of the animals. They belong in the
water with their mothers trafficing care of them and care
about the point is not that. The point is how
many died on the way to get you that one?

Speaker 3 (01:52:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:52:08):
Yeah, making up.

Speaker 3 (01:52:10):
Some backstory you don't even know. You know, they could
have been living. If you're buying monkeys, they're getting trafficked.
If you like this store, everything on it.

Speaker 7 (01:52:21):
If you're buying monkeys and a Walmart parking lot, something
went wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:52:24):
Right, They all smuggled box man, it's just f y
if used the insulin thing, uh textas came over menace.
I'm a type one diabetic. You could be high all
day and not die. The low gluecoast level that sugar
before you go, use that that whole thing. Officers like
a diabetic expert.

Speaker 6 (01:52:42):
They probably do.

Speaker 3 (01:52:43):
They know maybe some emergency medical stuff. I don't you
know who knows. I know, file that in there so
you have it to throw it out there and then
and then you go, oh, I meant the other thing right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:52:59):
It's his look.

Speaker 5 (01:53:06):
And jumping right back into the week in audio.

Speaker 7 (01:53:09):
Might have some beef ru in between Justin Bieber and
our own Sammy. Sammy, of course very pro cheaters, pro.

Speaker 3 (01:53:16):
Cheating well well established on the record, finds it to
be an admirable quality.

Speaker 5 (01:53:21):
I didn't even care what she got you.

Speaker 3 (01:53:25):
And not be a bad person. Justin Bieber has a
little bit of a different take on this. Apparently he's
gone to like a live he's a live streamer now.
He just live streams his life. Okay, talking about what
even constitutes cheating.

Speaker 28 (01:53:36):
If you even think of a woman with LUSS, it's
the same thing as actually doing it?

Speaker 3 (01:53:42):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (01:53:45):
Guy? He's very he turned very Christians.

Speaker 3 (01:53:48):
The faith is that part of it?

Speaker 6 (01:53:52):
To think of it?

Speaker 2 (01:53:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:53:54):
Yeah, right, yeah, because you you wouldn't even want to
have those thoughts because you're so in love with your wife.

Speaker 28 (01:53:59):
Even think of a woman with LUSS. It's the same
thing as actually doing it, and it's committing you don't
trew whatever, Like it's the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:54:09):
So it's like it's like.

Speaker 28 (01:54:10):
If it even just crosses your mind for one second, Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:54:13):
It doesn't sound like his wife's sitting there with him.
Sounds like some other dude. His wife is clearly the
sitting right there.

Speaker 7 (01:54:19):
Yeah, she's off with the new baby.

Speaker 3 (01:54:22):
She walks out and he winks. Well that's what crazy
and secure people will say. Yeah, right, you know, which
is exhausting. Anybody's ever dealt with someone like that, it's exhausting.

Speaker 6 (01:54:34):
Yeah, I'd say he sounds like he's going through something,
but he always sounds like he's going through something.

Speaker 3 (01:54:39):
But somebody, you don't want them to care. You want
them to care, but like a little bit, yeah right,
what meaning like you only want them to have thoughts.

Speaker 8 (01:54:46):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:54:47):
No, I want them to care.

Speaker 6 (01:54:49):
Like if you don't want to be a little like,
if you like not I troll it.

Speaker 3 (01:54:51):
You better not even think about another guy. You know,
all you say is okay, I won't and breaking up
with you, wink wink. But yeah, you want them to
care a little bit. You don't want them to be like, oh,
I don't care what that person does or who they're
thinking about, what they're out there doing. Go through here
a little bit, like just just not to where it
hits that crazy possessive. Yeah, controlling controlling level. Yeah, like

(01:55:15):
you could watch Sydney Sweeten or her new in her
Silver to Sea through dress. Sure appreciate it for what
it is, but yeah, lust after it.

Speaker 5 (01:55:21):
Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 7 (01:55:22):
This week in audio, all right, this is something you
I bet you didn't know you had to be pissed
off at. There's something that in a new Pokemon game
you have to be pissed off at.

Speaker 5 (01:55:30):
Guess what?

Speaker 7 (01:55:30):
Okay, first off, guess what. It might be something in
the Pokemon game, which is one of those things where
you kind of walk through the world and you find monsters.

Speaker 3 (01:55:36):
We would be upset by that. Well that that a
person is not we no, no, no, no, It's got
to be something political right.

Speaker 9 (01:55:43):
Wait, hold on, is it a Pokemon fan that would
be upset?

Speaker 3 (01:55:48):
Just a person, just a person in general.

Speaker 7 (01:55:49):
A person in general. Yeah, it doesn't have to do.

Speaker 5 (01:55:51):
With you're in the whole Pokemon thing. Do you know
what people are mad about right now?

Speaker 7 (01:55:54):
I know they're upset about a lot of the dialogue
in it seems a little more adult esque.

Speaker 2 (01:56:00):
Game.

Speaker 3 (01:56:00):
I did not hear that. I think it's humorous, so
I think it's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:56:03):
All right, all right, So you're an adult playing the
Pokemon game. You come up prom you come upon a
bench in a park, and you know not just that
bench has handrails on it, like handyrails in the middle.

Speaker 3 (01:56:12):
So nobody can sleep on the bench. My god, yeah, this.

Speaker 2 (01:56:19):
Is a guy.

Speaker 3 (01:56:20):
Make it stop.

Speaker 7 (01:56:21):
This is an adult playing Pokemon and he notices this.

Speaker 3 (01:56:23):
Wait, aren't these like homeless bench like the benches to
prevent homeless people from lying on the benches?

Speaker 5 (01:56:29):
Why the they put that in a Pokemon game?

Speaker 27 (01:56:33):
Why the anti.

Speaker 7 (01:56:36):
In a pokemonkey?

Speaker 3 (01:56:38):
Why are you an adult man playing Pokemon? Give a
second thought?

Speaker 5 (01:56:42):
Playing Pokemon?

Speaker 7 (01:56:43):
Yeah, well I'll tell you why, because I've not.

Speaker 5 (01:56:46):
Seen one of these benches.

Speaker 15 (01:56:47):
Whoa, So you have a regular bench and then right
smack dab in the middle is yet another armres Yeah, just.

Speaker 7 (01:56:55):
Lay down on because it's technically it's functional, but also
it keeps the homeless from sticking up your park.

Speaker 6 (01:57:00):
Well, it keeps people sitting upright, not laying down a
bus stop.

Speaker 3 (01:57:04):
It's like a article, like regular bench, like the scenats
at the gate at the airport, right right exactly on.

Speaker 7 (01:57:09):
Account I don't want to go there and have someone camp,
especially with your kids. I got it or your Pokemon
this week and audio uh oh another new podcast alert, guys,
I know we all want to listen to more podcasts.

Speaker 3 (01:57:20):
Yeah, here it is.

Speaker 6 (01:57:21):
It's about family matters, okay, Steve.

Speaker 16 (01:57:27):
It.

Speaker 7 (01:57:27):
As with all podcasts, it's the people who can't get
work anymore.

Speaker 33 (01:57:30):
On each episode of Welcome to the Family, will share
personal reflections about making the show our favorite episodes and
wacky characters and all that good.

Speaker 3 (01:57:39):
That's the moms, you guys. Tell me that it sounds
like the mom, Miss Winslow right, it does sound like that.
Sounds like that sounds like the mom. Years later, it
could be the daughter.

Speaker 33 (01:57:50):
Maybe it's about making the show our favorite episodes and
wacky characters and all that good crazy stuff. Yeah, we'll
even bring in part of the cast and some other
special guests to join in the fun and spill some tea.

Speaker 5 (01:58:02):
Oh that's maybe that's the.

Speaker 6 (01:58:04):
Mom one Laura, Laura and Harriet.

Speaker 7 (01:58:07):
Remember it is Laura Winslow, the middle daughter Laura Winslow
and aunt Rachel because Laura is the one that Kle
had the crush on.

Speaker 3 (01:58:14):
Right, good god, how do you guys know that I
watched the show. It's been a billion years. Oh, Greg,
you and the Brady Box really well, I know one.

Speaker 6 (01:58:22):
Person, Arkle, Yeah, Helma Hopkins and kel Williams.

Speaker 3 (01:58:25):
Laura was the one that Urkle had the crush on, right, Yeah,
Hi Lara, what was this catchphrase? Greg tell us les?

Speaker 5 (01:58:33):
Yeah, did I do that?

Speaker 3 (01:58:37):
Got it? Good?

Speaker 7 (01:58:39):
Goodool, good job this this Grady Podcast. I'm just funny.
I'm hosted by iHeart Media. How much are we paying
these people?

Speaker 3 (01:58:46):
Nothing?

Speaker 6 (01:58:47):
Yeah, we're not.

Speaker 3 (01:58:48):
No, you're not now. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:58:50):
They moved on from the guarante. I just heard about this.

Speaker 3 (01:58:52):
They moved on from the guarantee where they were given
all these people a ton of money, and they moved
on from that and now it's just like a straight
reb share it puts it on that to be out
there and promoting it and doing things, and then whatever
they bring me in as far as listeners and streams.

Speaker 9 (01:59:04):
And that's down the model things. And that's a new
model with a lot of companies, which should have been
since the beginning. Exactly right, that's what we've been saying
for years.

Speaker 5 (01:59:11):
Exactly right. Like they gave I.

Speaker 3 (01:59:12):
Forget how much they gave Will Ferrell for that Anchorman
and the Ron Burgundy podcast. Dude, I heard about one.
Tell you tell me the number. Don't tell me the name. Yeah,
don't don't get the name, just give us the number.
Oh was it a reality tell us what kind of
person was it? Was it a reality TV person or
an actor? Actor? And okay, hey all you radio people
about one? It was okay, nine hundred thousand, like a

(01:59:35):
guarantee you nine hundred thousand.

Speaker 6 (01:59:37):
That's insane, and the like I.

Speaker 3 (01:59:40):
Looked at their views for their podcast, it was like
four thousand views.

Speaker 7 (01:59:44):
Let's see, Wow, just be famous people.

Speaker 3 (01:59:47):
So what is that?

Speaker 5 (01:59:47):
Like cost per were they acquisition on those per per per?

Speaker 30 (01:59:53):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:59:56):
I can't wait for like ten years from now when
the documentary is about the podcast explosions of the mid
twenty all.

Speaker 5 (02:00:01):
The money by we're waiting on your math, all right, well.

Speaker 3 (02:00:07):
Okay, and the industry should be six cents.

Speaker 7 (02:00:11):
One more, one more clip for this week in audio,
I was checking out FRANKI McDonald, who usually screams at
you about the weather.

Speaker 3 (02:00:17):
Now, there's a there's a comment that just came by
the all right, the Earth that we're on.

Speaker 2 (02:00:21):
Ye, yeah we were.

Speaker 3 (02:00:22):
We heard from that one guy, he's from Harvard whatever
it was. Yeah, we're supposed to get the the alien
visit guy, this guy three I Atlas alien technology. You
can't do the calculation of the mass sings.

Speaker 5 (02:00:33):
Get from Germany.

Speaker 29 (02:00:34):
Space because this object is targeting the inner Solar System
and you know it will pass closest to the Sun. Now,
it could be a mothership that releases mini props, you
know that they come to Earth.

Speaker 5 (02:00:46):
Yeah, it could be.

Speaker 3 (02:00:46):
It could be Yeah, comic, they said, but the size
of Manhattan. That could be either common or a mothership.
It didn't hit or didn't drop off on the alien.
So I was curious, what is Frankie McDonald, who screamed
at you about, you know, be prepared. What is his
warning when there's nothing to be worried about. Okay, the
asteroid Atlas is headed towards here, but the asteroid Atlas
is gonna bypassed here. If it's a clear sky day, Nike,

(02:01:09):
you have to look up in the sky, make sure
to find one. Okay, be prepared. All right, all right,
thank you, thank you, Frankie. All Right, Well that's uh,
that's this weekend audio you guys need.

Speaker 5 (02:01:24):
Uh show is next?

Speaker 2 (02:01:27):
Hang ontologies.

Speaker 3 (02:01:32):
Man, it's seasonology show. Oh it's it for Thursday. To
sit up the full show podcast. Get caught up in
anything you might have missed today. Go to the woodieshow
dot com or wherever you get podcasts other than Spotify.
Just saw another comment and our Instagram about like, hey,
guys really missed the show. You guys haven't what's up

(02:01:54):
with Spotify? I haven't been able to hear the show
in months? So they see us on Instagram, but because
it's not on Spotify, they haven't listened.

Speaker 6 (02:02:02):
It's on every.

Speaker 5 (02:02:05):
Other podcast platform.

Speaker 3 (02:02:07):
Just try any of the other ones and if for
not on that one, let us know. We'll get on
that one. But for whatever reason, the Spotify thing is.

Speaker 5 (02:02:14):
Is still in the shoe.

Speaker 3 (02:02:15):
But whatever, let's go to the Woodieshow dot Com. It's
always there on today's show, rich on Tech. We talked
to Rich about all things tech. You can check him
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him on social media at rich on Tech. The Weekend
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today's podcast there at the Woodieshow dot com. Tomorrow is

(02:02:38):
Friday of another week and it's actual Halloween, you guys. Finally, Yeah,
so it's all treats, no tricks, d u i Q.
We're gonna do the grand prize announcement. Who gets to
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parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 15 (02:03:12):
Please, Yeah, never take criticism from somebody you wouldn't take
advice from.

Speaker 12 (02:03:18):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:03:18):
Is just some old timey, old timey like tried and
true sage advice. Yeah that I need to follow. Yeah,
it's always funny that you see, like a fat physical trainer, Yeah,
you know, how does that work? Or doctors who smoke. Yeah,
like you want to take advice from the fat chef.

Speaker 6 (02:03:36):
Not the skinny shact they've experienced.

Speaker 3 (02:03:38):
Right, all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory Woody,
thank you so much for giving the Woodies Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love
it to appreciate you for that. The rest of you
guys can suck it. Catch back here on Friday. Have
a great day.

Speaker 5 (02:03:51):
SMD double M.

Speaker 3 (02:03:52):
Quit this bitch,