January 9, 2026 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now that's the waiting show. Anybody got any exciting weekend plans?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm going to be in the city of San.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Francisco, Lucky, I said, excitement. Yeah, oh, speaking of Samchu
my mind. So yeah, go back before I forgot I
meanted to mention this five different times.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Today is the official twentieth anniversary of our first show together.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It was January ninth, two thousand and six. Wow. Really crap,
that's insane. Twenty years. It feels longer because there's a
lot that's happened. And I'll tell you what, I don't
mean that as a as a as a negative thing, right,
because we worked together for a number of years, and
(00:53):
then there was like a gap of five year gap. Yeah,
you know, like relationships five years. You know, in relationships,
there's like that, yap. We were dating for a while
because we because we got fired and then took a break. Yeah,
and then that's when I went and did the morning
show with my buddy Rizzuto, and then we got the
(01:16):
band back together in twenty fourteen. But the first show
where it was myself and Greg Yeah, right, Menace hadn't
even joined the show at this point. Yet, but it was.
It was January ninth, two thousand and six.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
So how did how did you remember that?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Because it was Howard Stearn's first day on Sirius XM,
and we replaced Howard. Wow, we replaced Howard on his
station in San Francisco. We were hired by his company,
well his former company, CBS Radio UH to replace him
in San Francisco. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I was just in the building.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Right was working medas is working at one of the
other radio stations.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I would appear in the shadows because I was in
the morning. Because at that time, there were so many
shows that signed on and I worked on a previous
morning show and I would listen to this show. I
was like, this is the show that has the most
potential of there's anybody that knows Radio Man's Menace.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I did called it, And I was like, this one
I did call it?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You did?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It was the only show. It's the only show that
survived during that time, which is also true and pathetic
if you think about it. I was like, this one
is the show that's going to survive and I should
be a part of it. So that's when I kept
on meeting you in the shadows and.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, hey man, if you ever need any help, you
need some help. Yeah, I'm like, who is this guy?
Like kind of like you know, crooked of hants, baggy, Yeah,
oh yeah, white man, hardcore lesbian and he has a
hardcore lesbian.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
He just looked he looked like he came right off
the streets. Yeah, well I did come.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
My previous station was like yeah, hip hop h It
was fun though, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
That's so crazy. Twenty years ago. That's five high schools.
Damn so weird.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Almost half our lives almost, Damn that weird.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
And then you know, just got to know each other
and over the years, more and more people always it's
it's kind of a gay way to describe it. I'm
always right. I've always said the Wizard of Oz where
it's like, you know, I was off on this journey, right,
and I met these people along the way. And these
people that I met along the way I ended up hiring, right,
you know, So I get I get hired. They're like,
(03:36):
all right, we want you to come here, and I
go okay, and I say, well, I'm gonna bring these people.
They go okay, cool, yeah, and then uh on the
way Yeah, and then Greg was already working at the
station because when Howard Throw was on that radio station,
he was the guy running the board. He was he
was he was the guy running the keeping it on
the air and doing the local traffic and stuff and
(03:56):
stuff like that. And so well, I know you're gonna
want to like get a producer and stuff. You should
really talk to this guy who's here. His name is Greg.
And so I had one lunch with Greg, and I'm like,
this guy's great. We went to that and I remember
that lunch. I don't remember anything. I basically have legal Alzheimer's.
I remember that lunch like it was yesterday. Yeah, it
was twenty over twenty.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Putting on yours your great, your best Greg face or
you're just casual was cool.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Whatever, chill.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I mean if that, if I hadn't started working with Woody,
I probably would have just left.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I don't know. Yeah. So anyway, and then you know,
met Greg and then men menace, right, and so they
just Menace met his wife in that time because she
worked on the show at one point, so to see
how things just yeah, anyway, she's yeah, so twenty twenty
years Yeah, and got to got to know Greg Moore
(04:49):
and realize what a complicated person you want, you know,
like to not wanting to buy toilet paper at the door.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
What's the I think you don't like deal and I
think I just so weird, so embarrassed to buy that.
If I have to get deodorant, that is a self
checkout thing.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Don't you want people to know that you care about
smelling good? I don't want anybody to like associate you
with a body with.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Medical type things medical like deodorant, toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
What's medical about deodorant?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Medical? But anything, let's look it that way. Shampoo, so open, shampoo,
that's fine, toast razorspaste is fine, Razors is fine.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
But toilet paper, deodorant like smelly stuff?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, like anything like cologne, medicinal h No, I actually
take pride in fun.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
But I like so weird.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Did I say something though, Woody and will you agree
with this? That old Greg was very intense.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh yeah, well he's always been very professional.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It always seemed like kind of on edge that he
would blow up.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh you're not kidding.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, I like new Greg, but old Greg.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Seemed very Yeah, I was very angry. Greg in the
role as the executive producer of the show. I was
very Mama bear. He was very business, which you know,
that's a lot of times that what that job entails.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, and to be fair, we have to look at it,
like you pointed out twenty years ago, it wasn't as
I'm not going to say easy as it is now.
But it required we have twenty four years of experience, right,
and it required a lot of phone calls, a lot
of emails, and like getting guests in required a lot
of coordination. We were in the heart of a city
(06:27):
that had no parking, so you had to deal with
parking issues that you know, it was just more complicated.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And you're a woman too, and I was married, right,
struggling It was still straight you guys, married to a
woman finger quotes, and it was just more of a
complicated thing.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
So, yeah, people made me mad. I would get angry
and then I would scream at people, and.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Not that people don't act like you know, mistakes are
a big deal now, but back then, I you know,
any little type of mistake would be the end.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Of the world totally. Yeah. Well, now since we've got
the band back together, it's been twelve years since that. Yeah,
jobs not crazy that is Yeah, it'll be twelve years
in April. Yeah, wow, which is which is crazy and
well goes all the way back to that first show
January ninth, two thousand and six and San Francisco where
(07:16):
Menace is going this weekend. Yes, sorry Menace for the tangent.
I would have forgotten if I didn't bring it up
right then and there, I would have forgotten to mention
that to you guys.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah, that's cool. Well, I'll go like pull one out
at our old station.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Are you going for any kind of thing or just
I just get a picking.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
My dogs have been.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
There at the in laws, Yeah, anybody anything else I have?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Unlike you guys, I think it's unlike you guys who
are friends with your neighbors. I know your friend lead
with your neighbors. We actually socialize with their neighbors. We
have these new neighbors who were we are gonna hang
out with them, try to get to know really why.
Because it's a couple of gay guys and there are
no other gays in the.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
You guys guys together up in that property value right
and left.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
We're going to try it out.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
That's good.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I am supposed to go to a baby shower. But
this baby shower is you got to put stuff together? Sammy.
I thought it like task grab it, hiring you to
go in my place.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Okay, I don't decorate.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Well yeah exactly because she's like, oh my god, that's
my face. We're at the age where it's like we
don't need to be like smell this diaper is it
Eminem's or snicker like we don't care about that game.
You just want to like hang out like whoever can drink, drink,
help or put stuff together? But I don't put stuff together.
I'm not I'm not a good mechanical brain. I don't
want to do that. I love putting together together furniture.
(08:38):
Please let me, I would love it.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Why would you invite people over to do that? Yeah
that seems well.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
You know a friend of ours volunteered us. She was like,
oh no, no, no, we'll all just come over with, will we?
So I don't know.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
How to do it?
Speaker 6 (08:53):
So what I don't know if anyone has this suggestion
on what other role I can play. I can refresh
their drinks, I can DJ, I can tap dance anything.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
But like, well the slut a goes in be I.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Don't do that.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
I don't know what that means. I can't be a
part of that.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I can love their dog, like, yeah, don't go.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
I probably shouldn't go.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, that's the role, you see, the friend that doesn't go.
That's good.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
I will door dash them food from my house.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
No, no, you need to be busy, so you should
be in the kitchen cooking while they're putting together.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
There was that whold emergency. There was a pipe that Yeah,
see good, Yeah he'll cook something.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
My house flooded.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, well, hope you guys have a great weekend. Hit
us up on the text, any kind of a Friday
checking you got for us? Over to two to nine,
eight seventh's show, we were talking about, you know, Greg
being embarrassed by totally. I mentioned how today is the
anniversary the first the first show that we ever did together,
(09:56):
right twenty years ago, and all the stuff that we
very quickly learned about Greg and how complicated.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
He is and so many in so many ways.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
The toilet paper thing, the deodorant thing, it reminds, it
reminded me. Don't I don't know if you're gonna want
to tell the story, Oh God, do you know the
story I'm talking about like about how you stopped off
at the grocery store because you had a guest. Oh,
I'll tell that, Okay, I don't want to give it
to you because if you don't have that, I got something.
(10:27):
I got something else that will speak to Greg and
we can talk about something.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
You know, but it ties in perfectly with what we're
talking about, because it's so out of character for me,
So keep it on.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Greg's the guy that doesn't want to buy toilet paper
the store because it's embarrassing deodoran because it's embarrassing, right,
But this was fine.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
This is because like it's like the equivalent of a
drug addict rooting through the trash to find like a
needle because you need a needle for something.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I think the only person in the room right now
that doesn't know the story is MORGANA.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Okay, I just I just want to say it was
also a really wild time in your life.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
To absolutely you want to set that up. This is
like after the divorce.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
So got divorced and went straight headfirst into a total
who how and left and right?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Because Greg, Greg went from being married to the woman
and then coming out and then went right into like
a gay horror.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Face, And why wouldn't I was living alone, I was
divorced out, and I'm like, this is the time it yeah,
you know, so go into the mega horre face.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
And this story is so fun.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I was having like one night stands and going on
stupid dates and all this stuff. Met this one, this
one guy online who lived let's round it off to
three hundred and fifty miles away. So what are you
going to do in that case? Oh, you're going to
fly them in sure for the weekend. So we'll call
it a one weekend stand. Never even met the guy
(11:53):
in person, right, but flew him.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
In to your house?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Or did you get a hotel to my house like
an idiot?
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Right?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, drive to the airport to pick them up. High
nice to meet you, knowing damn well, what we're about
to do all weekend long, all weekend long at my house.
So on the way back to my house, having barely known,
this guy said, what do you like to eat in
the morning for breakfast? You know, because you got to
entertain as he says, well, I like oatmeal, And he said,
(12:22):
oh crap, I don't have any oatmeal at home. So
we got to stop on the way back to my house.
So we stopped at the grocery store and we realize
we need a couple of other things as well.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
The essentials for the weekend. A couple condoms, lube, an oatmeal. Yeah,
he doesn't want to buy deodorant. You'll get that combination
of things.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
So I go in and luckily it was at night
and it wasn't too busy and the store was still open.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Still under these circumstances, like I realized, you're like in
everything when you're horny, everything's a good okay. But now Greg,
you won't be a deodorant. But condoms aren't embarrassing because
a lot there are a lot of people who aren't
embarrassed by toilet papers, but they they would rather almost get,
you know, risk getting caught shoplifting the comment condoms, then
(13:16):
take them to the counter.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
See, the more you say that, I'm complicated, I'm starting
to agree with you because because condoms, to me, it's
almost like, yeah, check it out, I have a need
for this.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Yeah, yeah, I think the loob is the most.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Same feels very embarrassing even as a woman.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
In a combination like maybe not because of the gay thing,
Like you know, they don't. Dudes don't produce any natural
natural lubricant.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
True.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
So yeah, I spit it on you what I'm saying.
At the time, there was like no inkling of embarrassment
or oh.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
There was, but I powered through. I mean it was
definitely embarrassing, especially like it's so blatantly.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Obvious and there's self checkout.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
You're here at the no you've hear at the grocery
store at like what ever, ten thirty at night and
you're buying lube.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Did you go to say hi, I'm Greg Gory, and
I noticed that the price of the lube, Yeah, marked correctly, correctly.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
We got a price check on the condom in.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
The oatmeal while you get on the PA and.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
You know, the cashiers like, what does the oatmeal have
to do with this? How does this? That was their
love making?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah? So this this poor guy that he trafficked in
for a weekend worth of second he got the oatmeal.
It didn't go well.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Bottom once you got home, I thought, a weird Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah not.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I mean, obviously you entertained him by just whatever, throwing
the TV on alcohol and at the time I smoked
this guy was a total gym rat and Luckily he smoked,
so at least we could go in the backyard and I.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Have a cigarette.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah wow, Yeah, while you're having a cigarette, you can
talk about okay, what are we going to do with
these condoms and.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Smoke something else. All right, So just out of pure curiosity.
So you meet this guy online from from the time
you met him online, first started talking him online till
you said, oh, i'll fly you in. How long was
that time period? Like how much had you actually had
any kind of conversation like chatting online and having him
physically at my house from the first chat to the
(15:24):
invite probably same day, same day. Oh my god, was
really hot. So how does it go? Like you pick
him up at the airport, Hey, nice to meet you.
You stop off for the oatmeal, the loop and the condoms,
and you get back to the house and it kind
of it's the elephant in the room because everybody knows
(15:45):
you're reason what's going on here? Yeah? Yeah? So like
how does that? How does that start? Like, uh, how
do you get that?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Right?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Okay, Now, so you're here now, so I guess we're
going to have sex.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
Now.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
I feel like it's the host you have to make
the first.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Move kind of I think for more trafficker.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah, yeah, what do you mean, the generous person? Yeah,
h trafficker in charge.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I think from what I remember, we started just by
like watching TV, hanging out kind of.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Netflix and chill.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah exactly, and then I think it advanced to the bedroom,
I guess. But there was no chemistry. It was awkward.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
It's awkward to talk about.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Did you ever think to yourself, what kind of guy
would accept this invitation?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
But he's the guy who who's the guy who extends.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
He accepts it.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
That's weirder to me. People throw out invites all the time.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
And he was like, yes, I will get on the plane.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
He saw my photo and clearly wanted to travel the
same you flew somebody in for sex.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Climb on like Spirit Southwest.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I think it was Southwest. I mean it was nothing nice.
And then the weird the thing that sucked the most.
This was the Friday night and I realize, oh my god,
he's here until like Sunday evening. And by late Friday
night I was over it. And I don't remember what
we did during the day, like, well, you want to
go slight saying, nor.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Did you talk to him?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Again.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Ever, I remember his first name. I don't remember his Oh,
actually I might remember his last name. His first name
was Joel. That's all around.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
You can find him on Facebook. Say he's doing now.
I don't think I don't remember his last.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
Joel Oatmeal, Yeah, A big fan of oat.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
This is and time for today's dumb ass contest. And
today's dumb ass contest, of course, is you.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
D u I Q?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Do you want to be our contest at eight seven
seven forty four? What his number? I told you to call?
Sea Bass explained the game to everybody, please, I asked
a drunk person.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Very easy trivia question, and so that's the game. Is
you gotta say, ah, that's not what the answer to
the trivia questions? Hey, that's obvious. Every person alive knows
the answer. But you have to guess whether the drunk
person knows the answer. If you can guess correctly about
them twice out of three times, you win.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
All right, and let's go to the phones and say
hi to our contest. And let's say hi to Steve. Hey,
good morning, Steve, Geeve.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Hey, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
All right, So Steve is our contestant. Now, Steve, you
heard the rules of the game, but before we get
to the questions actually count towards you winning or not winning.
Here on this round of the d u y Q,
we're gonna get to know the drunk a little bit better.
Sea Bass has a clip here, and we can use
this to try to get a gauge you just how
with it or not with this person is? And who
is this person?
Speaker 5 (18:42):
See, it's Giovanna. And besides finding a lot of drinks
this evening, she's found a man out. All right, Okay,
we're gonna ask her about all of those things.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Vanna.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Now you've got a nice friend with you. Do you
want to have such with this person?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Oh? My good, No, No I can't. I can't.
Speaker 8 (18:58):
I can't, Oh my god, because I grew up in
a very religious family and sex is not allowed.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
Oh so if you never had sex ever?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I had sex?
Speaker 7 (19:09):
No, I had sex.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
No, No, I had sex.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
I am very very experienced with.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Sex, very very yes.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Yeah, okay, which is it all right?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
She's born again or something?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Oh yeah, you can tell she's been having some fun.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Oh yeah, she's rarely speaking in that mouth.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah all right, so Steve, that's uh, that's Giovanna and Uh,
we have some questions here. You just got to guess
whether she's going to get them right or not. Two
out of three times you're going to be the winner.
Here in the d u IQ. Now we do have
just for fun, we're guessing with Menace and Sammy they
are stone cold, sober, and see if they can get
the answers to these questions, starting with question number one.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Many two Canadian provinces?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
All right, name any two Canadian in provinces or are
you guessing? I don't.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
I do not believe she is Canadians. So that's she
doesn't have a field advantage in that respect. She wasn't
like everything of boot bills. It's wearing a Flames jersey.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Right, No, no for no, No for the drunk man.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
I think Medice is going to surprise us enlist every
single one and territory.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Probably I'll say, and I'll say yes for Menace, no
for Sammy.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I'm going to go triple no. I think in this room.
Geography is probably one of the worst topics.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Mennis does watch Frankie McDonald videos though, and he's always
shouting out different areas in Canada.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Okay, even though and that's a good point, I too
am going triple no. I think this is just a tough.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
One, all right, Uh, Sammy menace, do you think that
she gets to write no? No? No? All right, Steve,
what what do you say again? You're just you're just
guessing on no? All right, So the answer her whole way.
But dude, she's had sex I had, so maybe she'll
have little clarity, you know what I mean? All Right?
So let's find out Question number one d u.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
I Q, how many two Canadian provinces?
Speaker 6 (21:13):
Sammy, British Columbia and Vancouver.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Oh well, what British Columbia, Menace, menace, British Columbia and
Nova Scotia.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Does he have that written down on the No?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I don't I.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Knew Nova Scotia was going to be one of his
because of Frankie McDonald.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Scotia.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Yeah, Ontario, Ontario and Montreal and New Brunswick.
Speaker 9 (21:46):
Alright, Question number one for the d U i Q
many two Canadian provinces?
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Je nash no, no, no, hold on, hold on wait okay,
British Columbia. I canna is that you can drink with
you at eighteen years old and then you could be
free whenever you're doing it eighteen years.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah, I got the one, the one, but not to
so Steve, You're in good shape. It's a point you're
on this round of the d u i Q Quick question.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Is she a plump girl?
Speaker 5 (22:28):
She sounds plump, well, she sounds like she's eating. Yeah,
but not terribly. No.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I mean, you know I will out of the next
two questions, Steve, you just need to get one more
right in order to be a winner on this round
of the d uy Q.
Speaker 9 (22:39):
Question number two Dewey Decimal system sorts what and I
could be a clue as to her knowledge of the
well Dewey Decimal system sorts?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
What of the d Larry uh Man, I don't know
somebody else, I'll start me in this room. Double yes.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
And for Giovanna, I can't tell by that reaction if
she's like, oh, I know.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
What that is, or maybe she's having sex.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Right not to Giovanna, Yes to medicine, Sammy.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
That's exactly what I wrote down. I said yes to medicine, Sammy,
and ju I think that's a I don't think she
knows that's note to Gavanna.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Ah ah sweet me, yes, who sweet sweet before you
I'm taking the reaction as something clicked, whether it ends
up being right or not on it, but something clicked.
I don't know what, but we'll find out. Steve, what
do you think do you think that she gets it right?
Speaker 7 (23:41):
About?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
How old is she?
Speaker 5 (23:43):
I was say late twenties, and then I'll go no.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
No, that's solid strategy. All right. Question number two do
u i q?
Speaker 9 (23:52):
Dewey decimal system sorts? What menaced books?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Where the library Sammy?
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Yeah, well technically only non fiction library books, but yes.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Credit okay, all right. Question number two d u i Q.
Now if she does not get this, t will be
the winner.
Speaker 9 (24:15):
The doing decimal system sorts what very scientific?
Speaker 7 (24:20):
And I don't know what that is just doing.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I know the doing decimal system is definitely scientific with biology, but.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Wow, she got you going, Steeve.
Speaker 8 (24:35):
You did it.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
You're the winner on the d uy Q.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Nice job, nicely done. You get to go on the
weekend a winner, a winner, all right, will Steve, congratulations,
thank you so much for giving the show some of
your time. Appreciate you listening, and enjoy your weekend and
just hang on one second, and Morgan, get all your
information so we can get a prize out to you. Okay, wonderful,
thank you, You're welcome. Steve Rudy.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I initially thought mad. You know, it sounds very mad.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
I know it's about.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Well, he didn't need question number three, but we have
one here just for fun. Question number three on the d.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Uy Q, what's the main language of the Contrey of Portugal?
Speaker 5 (25:18):
All right, bonus points on this one. What continent is Portugal?
Speaker 7 (25:24):
What is the main language of the Countrey of Portugal?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Don't I don't know the answer to that, Yes, you do,
I don't to either. Then I know the main question.
I don't whatever the continent.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Write down your answer. We'll see if you're right, were correct.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
I'm gonna I would okay for her? No, and here he.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Is Okay, I wrote down.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
I guess uh, I say, I'm gonna. I'm sorry, you're
my girl. But notice sammy issue. I think yes, but
I think Menace is going to pull this out with
a yes. Jovana doesn't even know what you're talking talking about.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I think I think double yes and here no to her.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I'm tempted to say triple yet what about the continent question?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
And we don't know for her obviously. Yeah, I really
got that.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
There's a reason that they should know this. I'll explain later.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Okay, what do you guys think? Yes, no, no, all right?
Question number three for the d U I Q.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
What is the main language of the country of Portugal?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Sammy, this is I mean, I guess it's going to
be really bad if it's not obvious, because I thought
it was just Portuguese. Is the language? Is that not
the lang?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
What's the continent?
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Europe?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Okay, all right, to menace it is Portuguese and Europe
shout out to shout out to know.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
There's so bad.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I wrote South America.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Well that's not that's where the most Portuguese speakers are.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Right, And what country would that be?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I don't know whoever, Emerald Gassi is from? What he's Portuguese? Yeah, BN,
kick it up a notch.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Where do they speak Portuguese the most in South America?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
You know, Portugal?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I have no idea.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Brazil, Brazil, Okay, those are the only two countries.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It's fun fact. Yeah, great, nice, Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah,
I believe you. Yeah. Question number three d y Q.
Speaker 7 (27:25):
What is the main language of the country of Portugal.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Oh Spanish?
Speaker 7 (27:30):
Do you speak Spanish? MONTI mean English? Mantio be.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Well, there you go, guys. That's how you play the
d u i Q. Earned all my Spanish and teaching
strong and liquor and so. And as luck would have it,
we do have time for a Friday Oki sweet. That's right,
So be excited to see you. Baskets coming up next
on the Woody Show. Hey, the Woody Show will be
right back
Now that's the waiting show. Anybody got any exciting weekend plans?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm going to be in the city of San.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Francisco, Lucky, I said, excitement. Yeah, oh, speaking of Samchu
my mind. So yeah, go back before I forgot I
meanted to mention this five different times.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Today is the official twentieth anniversary of our first show together.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It was January ninth, two thousand and six. Wow. Really crap,
that's insane. Twenty years. It feels longer because there's a
lot that's happened. And I'll tell you what, I don't
mean that as a as a as a negative thing, right,
because we worked together for a number of years, and
(00:53):
then there was like a gap of five year gap. Yeah,
you know, like relationships five years. You know, in relationships,
there's like that, yap. We were dating for a while
because we because we got fired and then took a break. Yeah,
and then that's when I went and did the morning
show with my buddy Rizzuto, and then we got the
(01:16):
band back together in twenty fourteen. But the first show
where it was myself and Greg Yeah, right, Menace hadn't
even joined the show at this point. Yet, but it was.
It was January ninth, two thousand and six.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
So how did how did you remember that?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Because it was Howard Stearn's first day on Sirius XM,
and we replaced Howard. Wow, we replaced Howard on his
station in San Francisco. We were hired by his company,
well his former company, CBS Radio UH to replace him
in San Francisco. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I was just in the building.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Right was working medas is working at one of the
other radio stations.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I would appear in the shadows because I was in
the morning. Because at that time, there were so many
shows that signed on and I worked on a previous
morning show and I would listen to this show. I
was like, this is the show that has the most
potential of there's anybody that knows Radio Man's Menace.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I did called it, And I was like, this one
I did call it?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You did?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It was the only show. It's the only show that
survived during that time, which is also true and pathetic
if you think about it. I was like, this one
is the show that's going to survive and I should
be a part of it. So that's when I kept
on meeting you in the shadows and.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, hey man, if you ever need any help, you
need some help. Yeah, I'm like, who is this guy?
Like kind of like you know, crooked of hants, baggy, Yeah,
oh yeah, white man, hardcore lesbian and he has a
hardcore lesbian.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
He just looked he looked like he came right off
the streets. Yeah, well I did come.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
My previous station was like yeah, hip hop h It
was fun though, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
That's so crazy. Twenty years ago. That's five high schools.
Damn so weird.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Almost half our lives almost, Damn that weird.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
And then you know, just got to know each other
and over the years, more and more people always it's
it's kind of a gay way to describe it. I'm
always right. I've always said the Wizard of Oz where
it's like, you know, I was off on this journey, right,
and I met these people along the way. And these
people that I met along the way I ended up hiring, right,
you know, So I get I get hired. They're like,
(03:36):
all right, we want you to come here, and I
go okay, and I say, well, I'm gonna bring these people.
They go okay, cool, yeah, and then uh on the
way Yeah, and then Greg was already working at the
station because when Howard Throw was on that radio station,
he was the guy running the board. He was he
was he was the guy running the keeping it on
the air and doing the local traffic and stuff and
(03:56):
stuff like that. And so well, I know you're gonna
want to like get a producer and stuff. You should
really talk to this guy who's here. His name is Greg.
And so I had one lunch with Greg, and I'm like,
this guy's great. We went to that and I remember
that lunch. I don't remember anything. I basically have legal Alzheimer's.
I remember that lunch like it was yesterday. Yeah, it
was twenty over twenty.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Putting on yours your great, your best Greg face or
you're just casual was cool.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Whatever, chill.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I mean if that, if I hadn't started working with Woody,
I probably would have just left.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I don't know. Yeah. So anyway, and then you know,
met Greg and then men menace, right, and so they
just Menace met his wife in that time because she
worked on the show at one point, so to see
how things just yeah, anyway, she's yeah, so twenty twenty
years Yeah, and got to got to know Greg Moore
(04:49):
and realize what a complicated person you want, you know,
like to not wanting to buy toilet paper at the door.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
What's the I think you don't like deal and I
think I just so weird, so embarrassed to buy that.
If I have to get deodorant, that is a self
checkout thing.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Don't you want people to know that you care about
smelling good? I don't want anybody to like associate you
with a body with.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Medical type things medical like deodorant, toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
What's medical about deodorant?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Medical? But anything, let's look it that way. Shampoo, so open, shampoo,
that's fine, toast razorspaste is fine, Razors is fine.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
But toilet paper, deodorant like smelly stuff?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, like anything like cologne, medicinal h No, I actually
take pride in fun.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
But I like so weird.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Did I say something though, Woody and will you agree
with this? That old Greg was very intense.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh yeah, well he's always been very professional.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It always seemed like kind of on edge that he
would blow up.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh you're not kidding.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, I like new Greg, but old Greg.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Seemed very Yeah, I was very angry. Greg in the
role as the executive producer of the show. I was
very Mama bear. He was very business, which you know,
that's a lot of times that what that job entails.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, and to be fair, we have to look at it,
like you pointed out twenty years ago, it wasn't as
I'm not going to say easy as it is now.
But it required we have twenty four years of experience, right,
and it required a lot of phone calls, a lot
of emails, and like getting guests in required a lot
of coordination. We were in the heart of a city
(06:27):
that had no parking, so you had to deal with
parking issues that you know, it was just more complicated.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And you're a woman too, and I was married, right,
struggling It was still straight you guys, married to a
woman finger quotes, and it was just more of a
complicated thing.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
So, yeah, people made me mad. I would get angry
and then I would scream at people, and.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Not that people don't act like you know, mistakes are
a big deal now, but back then, I you know,
any little type of mistake would be the end.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Of the world totally. Yeah. Well, now since we've got
the band back together, it's been twelve years since that. Yeah,
jobs not crazy that is Yeah, it'll be twelve years
in April. Yeah, wow, which is which is crazy and
well goes all the way back to that first show
January ninth, two thousand and six and San Francisco where
(07:16):
Menace is going this weekend. Yes, sorry Menace for the tangent.
I would have forgotten if I didn't bring it up
right then and there, I would have forgotten to mention
that to you guys.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah, that's cool. Well, I'll go like pull one out
at our old station.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Are you going for any kind of thing or just
I just get a picking.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
My dogs have been.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
There at the in laws, Yeah, anybody anything else I have?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Unlike you guys, I think it's unlike you guys who
are friends with your neighbors. I know your friend lead
with your neighbors. We actually socialize with their neighbors. We
have these new neighbors who were we are gonna hang
out with them, try to get to know really why.
Because it's a couple of gay guys and there are
no other gays in the.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
You guys guys together up in that property value right
and left.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
We're going to try it out.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
That's good.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I am supposed to go to a baby shower. But
this baby shower is you got to put stuff together? Sammy.
I thought it like task grab it, hiring you to
go in my place.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Okay, I don't decorate.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Well yeah exactly because she's like, oh my god, that's
my face. We're at the age where it's like we
don't need to be like smell this diaper is it
Eminem's or snicker like we don't care about that game.
You just want to like hang out like whoever can drink, drink,
help or put stuff together? But I don't put stuff together.
I'm not I'm not a good mechanical brain. I don't
want to do that. I love putting together together furniture.
(08:38):
Please let me, I would love it.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Why would you invite people over to do that? Yeah
that seems well.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
You know a friend of ours volunteered us. She was like,
oh no, no, no, we'll all just come over with, will we?
So I don't know.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
How to do it?
Speaker 6 (08:53):
So what I don't know if anyone has this suggestion
on what other role I can play. I can refresh
their drinks, I can DJ, I can tap dance anything.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
But like, well the slut a goes in be I.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Don't do that.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
I don't know what that means. I can't be a
part of that.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I can love their dog, like, yeah, don't go.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
I probably shouldn't go.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, that's the role, you see, the friend that doesn't go.
That's good.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
I will door dash them food from my house.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
No, no, you need to be busy, so you should
be in the kitchen cooking while they're putting together.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
There was that whold emergency. There was a pipe that Yeah,
see good, Yeah he'll cook something.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
My house flooded.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, well, hope you guys have a great weekend. Hit
us up on the text, any kind of a Friday
checking you got for us? Over to two to nine,
eight seventh's show, we were talking about, you know, Greg
being embarrassed by totally. I mentioned how today is the
anniversary the first the first show that we ever did together,
(09:56):
right twenty years ago, and all the stuff that we
very quickly learned about Greg and how complicated.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
He is and so many in so many ways.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
The toilet paper thing, the deodorant thing, it reminds, it
reminded me. Don't I don't know if you're gonna want
to tell the story, Oh God, do you know the
story I'm talking about like about how you stopped off
at the grocery store because you had a guest. Oh,
I'll tell that, Okay, I don't want to give it
to you because if you don't have that, I got something.
(10:27):
I got something else that will speak to Greg and
we can talk about something.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
You know, but it ties in perfectly with what we're
talking about, because it's so out of character for me,
So keep it on.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Greg's the guy that doesn't want to buy toilet paper
the store because it's embarrassing deodoran because it's embarrassing, right,
But this was fine.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
This is because like it's like the equivalent of a
drug addict rooting through the trash to find like a
needle because you need a needle for something.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I think the only person in the room right now
that doesn't know the story is MORGANA.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Okay, I just I just want to say it was
also a really wild time in your life.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
To absolutely you want to set that up. This is
like after the divorce.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
So got divorced and went straight headfirst into a total
who how and left and right?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Because Greg, Greg went from being married to the woman
and then coming out and then went right into like
a gay horror.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Face, And why wouldn't I was living alone, I was
divorced out, and I'm like, this is the time it yeah,
you know, so go into the mega horre face.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
And this story is so fun.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I was having like one night stands and going on
stupid dates and all this stuff. Met this one, this
one guy online who lived let's round it off to
three hundred and fifty miles away. So what are you
going to do in that case? Oh, you're going to
fly them in sure for the weekend. So we'll call
it a one weekend stand. Never even met the guy
(11:53):
in person, right, but flew him.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
In to your house?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Or did you get a hotel to my house like
an idiot?
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Right?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, drive to the airport to pick them up. High
nice to meet you, knowing damn well, what we're about
to do all weekend long, all weekend long at my house.
So on the way back to my house, having barely known,
this guy said, what do you like to eat in
the morning for breakfast? You know, because you got to
entertain as he says, well, I like oatmeal, And he said,
(12:22):
oh crap, I don't have any oatmeal at home. So
we got to stop on the way back to my house.
So we stopped at the grocery store and we realize
we need a couple of other things as well.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
The essentials for the weekend. A couple condoms, lube, an oatmeal. Yeah,
he doesn't want to buy deodorant. You'll get that combination
of things.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
So I go in and luckily it was at night
and it wasn't too busy and the store was still open.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Still under these circumstances, like I realized, you're like in
everything when you're horny, everything's a good okay. But now Greg,
you won't be a deodorant. But condoms aren't embarrassing because
a lot there are a lot of people who aren't
embarrassed by toilet papers, but they they would rather almost get,
you know, risk getting caught shoplifting the comment condoms, then
(13:16):
take them to the counter.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
See, the more you say that, I'm complicated, I'm starting
to agree with you because because condoms, to me, it's
almost like, yeah, check it out, I have a need
for this.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Yeah, yeah, I think the loob is the most.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
Same feels very embarrassing even as a woman.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
In a combination like maybe not because of the gay thing,
Like you know, they don't. Dudes don't produce any natural
natural lubricant.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
True.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
So yeah, I spit it on you what I'm saying.
At the time, there was like no inkling of embarrassment
or oh.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
There was, but I powered through. I mean it was
definitely embarrassing, especially like it's so blatantly.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Obvious and there's self checkout.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
You're here at the no you've hear at the grocery
store at like what ever, ten thirty at night and
you're buying lube.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Did you go to say hi, I'm Greg Gory, and
I noticed that the price of the lube, Yeah, marked correctly, correctly.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
We got a price check on the condom in.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
The oatmeal while you get on the PA and.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
You know, the cashiers like, what does the oatmeal have
to do with this? How does this? That was their
love making?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah? So this this poor guy that he trafficked in
for a weekend worth of second he got the oatmeal.
It didn't go well.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Bottom once you got home, I thought, a weird Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah not.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I mean, obviously you entertained him by just whatever, throwing
the TV on alcohol and at the time I smoked
this guy was a total gym rat and Luckily he smoked,
so at least we could go in the backyard and I.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Have a cigarette.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah wow, Yeah, while you're having a cigarette, you can
talk about okay, what are we going to do with
these condoms and.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Smoke something else. All right, So just out of pure curiosity.
So you meet this guy online from from the time
you met him online, first started talking him online till
you said, oh, i'll fly you in. How long was
that time period? Like how much had you actually had
any kind of conversation like chatting online and having him
physically at my house from the first chat to the
(15:24):
invite probably same day, same day. Oh my god, was
really hot. So how does it go? Like you pick
him up at the airport, Hey, nice to meet you.
You stop off for the oatmeal, the loop and the condoms,
and you get back to the house and it kind
of it's the elephant in the room because everybody knows
(15:45):
you're reason what's going on here? Yeah? Yeah? So like
how does that? How does that start? Like, uh, how
do you get that?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Right?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Okay, Now, so you're here now, so I guess we're
going to have sex.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
Now.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
I feel like it's the host you have to make
the first.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Move kind of I think for more trafficker.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah, yeah, what do you mean, the generous person? Yeah,
h trafficker in charge.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I think from what I remember, we started just by
like watching TV, hanging out kind of.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Netflix and chill.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah exactly, and then I think it advanced to the bedroom,
I guess. But there was no chemistry. It was awkward.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
It's awkward to talk about.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Did you ever think to yourself, what kind of guy
would accept this invitation?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
But he's the guy who who's the guy who extends.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
He accepts it.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
That's weirder to me. People throw out invites all the time.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
And he was like, yes, I will get on the plane.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
He saw my photo and clearly wanted to travel the
same you flew somebody in for sex.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Climb on like Spirit Southwest.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I think it was Southwest. I mean it was nothing nice.
And then the weird the thing that sucked the most.
This was the Friday night and I realize, oh my god,
he's here until like Sunday evening. And by late Friday
night I was over it. And I don't remember what
we did during the day, like, well, you want to
go slight saying, nor.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Did you talk to him?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Again.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Ever, I remember his first name. I don't remember his Oh,
actually I might remember his last name. His first name
was Joel. That's all around.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
You can find him on Facebook. Say he's doing now.
I don't think I don't remember his last.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
Joel Oatmeal, Yeah, A big fan of oat.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
This is and time for today's dumb ass contest. And
today's dumb ass contest, of course, is you.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
D u I Q?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Do you want to be our contest at eight seven
seven forty four? What his number? I told you to call?
Sea Bass explained the game to everybody, please, I asked
a drunk person.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Very easy trivia question, and so that's the game. Is
you gotta say, ah, that's not what the answer to
the trivia questions? Hey, that's obvious. Every person alive knows
the answer. But you have to guess whether the drunk
person knows the answer. If you can guess correctly about
them twice out of three times, you win.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
All right, and let's go to the phones and say
hi to our contest. And let's say hi to Steve. Hey,
good morning, Steve, Geeve.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Hey, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
All right, So Steve is our contestant. Now, Steve, you
heard the rules of the game, but before we get
to the questions actually count towards you winning or not winning.
Here on this round of the d u y Q,
we're gonna get to know the drunk a little bit better.
Sea Bass has a clip here, and we can use
this to try to get a gauge you just how
with it or not with this person is? And who
is this person?
Speaker 5 (18:42):
See, it's Giovanna. And besides finding a lot of drinks
this evening, she's found a man out. All right, Okay,
we're gonna ask her about all of those things.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Vanna.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Now you've got a nice friend with you. Do you
want to have such with this person?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Oh? My good, No, No I can't. I can't.
Speaker 8 (18:58):
I can't, Oh my god, because I grew up in
a very religious family and sex is not allowed.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
Oh so if you never had sex ever?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I had sex?
Speaker 7 (19:09):
No, I had sex.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
No, No, I had sex.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
I am very very experienced with.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Sex, very very yes.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Yeah, okay, which is it all right?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
She's born again or something?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Oh yeah, you can tell she's been having some fun.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Oh yeah, she's rarely speaking in that mouth.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah all right, so Steve, that's uh, that's Giovanna and Uh,
we have some questions here. You just got to guess
whether she's going to get them right or not. Two
out of three times you're going to be the winner.
Here in the d u IQ. Now we do have
just for fun, we're guessing with Menace and Sammy they
are stone cold, sober, and see if they can get
the answers to these questions, starting with question number one.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Many two Canadian provinces?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
All right, name any two Canadian in provinces or are
you guessing? I don't.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
I do not believe she is Canadians. So that's she
doesn't have a field advantage in that respect. She wasn't
like everything of boot bills. It's wearing a Flames jersey.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Right, No, no for no, No for the drunk man.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
I think Medice is going to surprise us enlist every
single one and territory.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Probably I'll say, and I'll say yes for Menace, no
for Sammy.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I'm going to go triple no. I think in this room.
Geography is probably one of the worst topics.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Mennis does watch Frankie McDonald videos though, and he's always
shouting out different areas in Canada.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Okay, even though and that's a good point, I too
am going triple no. I think this is just a tough.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
One, all right, Uh, Sammy menace, do you think that
she gets to write no? No? No? All right, Steve,
what what do you say again? You're just you're just
guessing on no? All right, So the answer her whole way.
But dude, she's had sex I had, so maybe she'll
have little clarity, you know what I mean? All Right?
So let's find out Question number one d u.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
I Q, how many two Canadian provinces?
Speaker 6 (21:13):
Sammy, British Columbia and Vancouver.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Oh well, what British Columbia, Menace, menace, British Columbia and
Nova Scotia.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Does he have that written down on the No?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I don't I.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Knew Nova Scotia was going to be one of his
because of Frankie McDonald.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Scotia.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Yeah, Ontario, Ontario and Montreal and New Brunswick.
Speaker 9 (21:46):
Alright, Question number one for the d U i Q
many two Canadian provinces?
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Je nash no, no, no, hold on, hold on wait okay,
British Columbia. I canna is that you can drink with
you at eighteen years old and then you could be
free whenever you're doing it eighteen years.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah, I got the one, the one, but not to
so Steve, You're in good shape. It's a point you're
on this round of the d u i Q Quick question.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Is she a plump girl?
Speaker 5 (22:28):
She sounds plump, well, she sounds like she's eating. Yeah,
but not terribly. No.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
I mean, you know I will out of the next
two questions, Steve, you just need to get one more
right in order to be a winner on this round
of the d uy Q.
Speaker 9 (22:39):
Question number two Dewey Decimal system sorts what and I
could be a clue as to her knowledge of the
well Dewey Decimal system sorts?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
What of the d Larry uh Man, I don't know
somebody else, I'll start me in this room. Double yes.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
And for Giovanna, I can't tell by that reaction if
she's like, oh, I know.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
What that is, or maybe she's having sex.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Right not to Giovanna, Yes to medicine, Sammy.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
That's exactly what I wrote down. I said yes to medicine, Sammy,
and ju I think that's a I don't think she
knows that's note to Gavanna.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Ah ah sweet me, yes, who sweet sweet before you
I'm taking the reaction as something clicked, whether it ends
up being right or not on it, but something clicked.
I don't know what, but we'll find out. Steve, what
do you think do you think that she gets it right?
Speaker 7 (23:41):
About?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
How old is she?
Speaker 5 (23:43):
I was say late twenties, and then I'll go no.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
No, that's solid strategy. All right. Question number two do
u i q?
Speaker 9 (23:52):
Dewey decimal system sorts? What menaced books?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Where the library Sammy?
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Yeah, well technically only non fiction library books, but yes.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Credit okay, all right. Question number two d u i Q.
Now if she does not get this, t will be
the winner.
Speaker 9 (24:15):
The doing decimal system sorts what very scientific?
Speaker 7 (24:20):
And I don't know what that is just doing.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I know the doing decimal system is definitely scientific with biology, but.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Wow, she got you going, Steeve.
Speaker 8 (24:35):
You did it.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
You're the winner on the d uy Q.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Nice job, nicely done. You get to go on the
weekend a winner, a winner, all right, will Steve, congratulations,
thank you so much for giving the show some of
your time. Appreciate you listening, and enjoy your weekend and
just hang on one second, and Morgan, get all your
information so we can get a prize out to you. Okay, wonderful,
thank you, You're welcome. Steve Rudy.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I initially thought mad. You know, it sounds very mad.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
I know it's about.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Well, he didn't need question number three, but we have
one here just for fun. Question number three on the d.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Uy Q, what's the main language of the Contrey of Portugal?
Speaker 5 (25:18):
All right, bonus points on this one. What continent is Portugal?
Speaker 7 (25:24):
What is the main language of the Countrey of Portugal?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Don't I don't know the answer to that, Yes, you do,
I don't to either. Then I know the main question.
I don't whatever the continent.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Write down your answer. We'll see if you're right, were correct.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
I'm gonna I would okay for her? No, and here he.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Is Okay, I wrote down.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
I guess uh, I say, I'm gonna. I'm sorry, you're
my girl. But notice sammy issue. I think yes, but
I think Menace is going to pull this out with
a yes. Jovana doesn't even know what you're talking talking about.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I think I think double yes and here no to her.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I'm tempted to say triple yet what about the continent question?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
And we don't know for her obviously. Yeah, I really
got that.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
There's a reason that they should know this. I'll explain later.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Okay, what do you guys think? Yes, no, no, all right?
Question number three for the d U I Q.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
What is the main language of the country of Portugal?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Sammy, this is I mean, I guess it's going to
be really bad if it's not obvious, because I thought
it was just Portuguese. Is the language? Is that not
the lang?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
What's the continent?
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Europe?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Okay, all right, to menace it is Portuguese and Europe
shout out to shout out to know.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
There's so bad.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I wrote South America.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Well that's not that's where the most Portuguese speakers are.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Right, And what country would that be?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I don't know whoever, Emerald Gassi is from? What he's Portuguese? Yeah, BN,
kick it up a notch.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Where do they speak Portuguese the most in South America?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
You know, Portugal?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I have no idea.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Brazil, Brazil, Okay, those are the only two countries.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It's fun fact. Yeah, great, nice, Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah,
I believe you. Yeah. Question number three d y Q.
Speaker 7 (27:25):
What is the main language of the country of Portugal.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Oh Spanish?
Speaker 7 (27:30):
Do you speak Spanish? MONTI mean English? Mantio be.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Well, there you go, guys. That's how you play the
d u i Q. Earned all my Spanish and teaching
strong and liquor and so. And as luck would have it,
we do have time for a Friday Oki sweet. That's right,
So be excited to see you. Baskets coming up next
on the Woody Show. Hey, the Woody Show will be
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