January 13, 2026 • 29 mins
Von's Poetry for Slams, News Headlines, Bush or Bare & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Woody Show, and we are into another new hour Insensitivity Training,
pree putically correct World. Woodie, Greg go Menace, Hi, Jina
grad SeaBASS is here, you got Sammy Morgan is here
and we got the phones open eight seven seven forty
(00:21):
four Wooding. You can hit us up of the text
send your text over to two to nine eight seven.
As we talked about at the top of the show,
one of the dumb holidays today is poetry at work day.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Now there was some confusion as to what exactly that meant,
but it really did mean there should be more actual
poetry in the workplace at the work.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Oh yeah, that's what we need.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, exactly. Well, I mean, Vaughn you you do slam poetry.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
You still do that, not that often, but I did
slam poetry for about ten years or so from out
of high school through college and grad.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
School, and then kind of fowed out about five years
ago or so. Nobody does that as like a career, right, Oh,
they do, they do. How do you make money? Is
a slam poet?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
There was a poet who won America's Got Talent a
million Bug.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
One of my friends, Brendan Leeko, beat some time and slam.
But a lot of the slams are cash prizes. Uh,
there are big slams that are like national regional that
are like five thousand dollars ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
So you go from city to city you can like
get your own father. That many contests that you can
like survive. There are people play corn Hoole professionally, definitely away.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
You can get sponsors on that though. Do you have
like there's a billions do you have like a NASCAR
jacket when you're doing I haven't seen that yet.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You get sponsored. See. The problem is poets are a
little too.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Moral, so they won't take like yeah, blood money.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
What is the main age demographic, Like, what's the range
that really loves it.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I would say a lot of high school like eighteen
to twenty five, it's like the big age range, but
it's been a lot older now though it's a lot
of thirty plus year olds are kind of running the
slam game.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
The slam game, which I mean it sounds sexy, can
be sexy. Poetry can melt the panties off chicks, right,
So we figured, you know, poetry at work day and
we're trying to get dates for you know, dumbass Tyler
and for Menji, which we're working on. We'll have a
little update for you coming up a little bit later
in the show. But you know, Vaughan is also a
(02:32):
single man.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
No, you've been on kind of like a you've been
in a kind of like a like a dry streak,
right somewhat, Yeah, someone someone like has that. Has that
changed since the last time you had mentioned something? No,
it hasn't. Oh my, somewhat, it's been it's been a
long time. It's been a few months.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Yeah, And I think that we don't put you in
the mix with those two because we feel like, you know,
we look at we have a lot of personality.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, you know, you're at events all the time, Like
you look at the guy and you're like, oh, he's
he's getting laid looking.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Yeah. Yeah, he's ripped.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, I used to be ripped. I'm gonna get back
into my shape.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
But but no, I'm uh, I went through my entire
horror phase and all that. So I'm trying to be
better now, which is kind of an issue. So like
when I go out, I'm not like looking for the
action at the end of the night.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
So like you tug it before you go out, so
you're not Yeah right, that's one way to put it.
I mean, how do you control yourself just like tug
it before you go out a wait for marriage? Yeah,
it's not one of those like you're not having sex,
but you're doing other things. Yeah for sure, absolutely. So
what so what like when you say dry streak you
(03:46):
mean like actual intercourse or like have you received the
mouth party in the last handful of months? That's handful
of months. Yeah, but yeah, I'm saying, like does that count? Like,
so when you say dry streak, that doesn't mean that
means nothing other than something you've done your elfe nothing
at all, nothing at all. Just a clarify because you know,
there are like lots of a lot of questions now
(04:07):
because the virgina Okay, well yeah, well the biggest beaf I.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Have that younger people have kind of like changed the
meaning of is we hooked up? Because when I, you know,
was a younger man, when we said we hooked up,
that means we had sex, I mean sex.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Nowadays are like, oh they just made out.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Yeah, No, dude, Like when you say you hooked up,
you like went all the way agreed.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, I mean at least oral, right, Like hooking up.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Means making it just making out, Now it could mean like.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Just making like making out, making out. They'll say they
hooked up just like made out like kissing. Yeah what Yeah,
I know that's even dumber than I was thinking, bar right.
Speaker 8 (04:55):
Because such young kids started using the term that you
haven't even had sex yet, so you know, fourteen and
be like, oh yeah, I hooked.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Up with them and that means making out.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah you just said making out. I mean that's what
we did.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
French ing.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah. I remember we had the conversation about the bases.
Oh yeah, right, first base, I'll get the second base,
third base, And that was very different from you know,
like when I grew up to now, that's also very different.
I thought first base was boobs, first kissing, Oh yeah,
first base was making like like french kissing.
Speaker 9 (05:30):
Okay, frenching okay, like yeah, like you know, tongue in
second base.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Second base was boobs, third base was fingering yeah yeah right,
and then yeah, and then then all the way like
you know, like you hooked up. That meant you know,
what I'm saying is different than that you're a different generation. X.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
You're millennial, right, So I would say that kissing was
first base, and then second base is hands regardless of
where they are.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
And then that could be down the panther.
Speaker 10 (06:03):
And then home.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Because otherwise where is everything else going?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Where it is going? It makes sense. This is not
the way it was.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
The rules were different, did We didn't your bases the
third We didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Have designated hitters in the National League at that point,
you know, I mean, like the pictures hit things change.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yes, rules are different sense because I think, yeah, I
agree with her.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I agree that just wasn't the way.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
We're more pure.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
We're going to see how Vaughn does with his Uh
we're calling it poetry for slams instead of slam poetry
because this is gonna like, really, this is his mating call. Yeah,
the floodgates indeed grow. There's gonna be some basements flooded. Ready,
when when Vaughn turns on the charm coming up next
year on The Woody Show eight seven, seven forty four,
(06:47):
what he text us over to two to nine, eight seven.
We should have put Vaughn's profile up there too. We
had Menji's and we had dumbass tilers. Yeah, I mean today,
it's not that you're you know, it's not from a
lack of options, like is it just from you being
more picky these days?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
For sure, being more picky and also just like in
a very grind grinding mode, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
For years, no real time for relationship, so you're not
necessarily even looking for relationships. So maybe we don't put
them out there like that.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Well, girls do be reaching out about Vaughn.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
They be reaching Oh yeah, yeah, they want to bring
a little piece of that chocolate. Yeah, so Vaughn's poetry
for slams. Next on the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Hanging.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
The wood Show, Oh love is in the air. I
got you the log in to right Morgan? For what
do you show email? Yes, I haven't okay, So I
have a bunch that I'm gonna need you to uh. I
marked yeah, I marked up a bunch of the emails
that we're coming in for dumbass Tyler and for yeah, yeah,
(07:55):
I'll have you go for those and print those out
for it. We can get a little update on how
would show love connections going all right? And then Von's
over here just living his best life. Man, He's doing
a lot of DJing and you don't really do much
slam poetry except for here on the show. But this
is poetry for slams and just kind of like put
themselves out there because you never know. I mean, maybe
this will be maybe this, maybe maybe this will be
(08:17):
what gets the attention of your soulmate.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, this is ringing the dinner bell.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Well, we'll see it. I want to I want the
ladies to uh on the show, ladies to give me
their their thoughts on this. So you know, Gina Morgan, Sammy, Yeah,
this is uh, this is just what you would normally do, right.
Is there music involved, like, because I've seen.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Both, yes, but not for you the way that you
do it, not joining. So slam poetry is no music,
no props, no accompaniment. There's normally a three minute time limit.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Because I guess if there was music on to be rap,
right yeah, yeah, or just like a you know, a show.
More so you have like a poetry over music I
think technically would fit under the headline of hip hop
or you know something. Yeah, for more like a song
than it would poetry. Yeah. Agree, all right, so we're
not uh, we're not.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Using any music.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
We are gonna use music all because this is oh,
is that what we have here? Okay, Von's got some
music for okay, hold on, let's get all right already.
The shirts are coming on. Yeah, whoever wins, you're the
bit on your panties today, Morgan, them's gonna be ripe.
(09:31):
We are the audience in the palm of your hand.
All right, let's do it. Vonn's poetry for slams.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Dear, beautifully gorgeous, hot pretty women who like poetry. This
is a p s A for you to love me.
Love me like the last bite of chocolate wedding cake, gluttonous,
a ceremony of its own. Indulge in the rich cocoa,
so silky, smooth like my skin and arms tone from
(10:01):
years of keeping my life together. Will hold you ever
so tight in the night. I pray that you have
the grip of a vice, just saying it would feel
pretty nice to be in the grasp of another. My
heart hasn't been held since the last line. Lover, So
let us fall like comets through the sky, plummeting into
(10:24):
a fiery passion to Phoenix and Icarus, resurrected in love.
Romance will be the life of my lady. Five three
or six seven. The world will lay at your feet
and I may only be five eight, but we're always
the same height in the sheets.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Baby, I am deep and cunning. Some call me a linguist.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Plus I got a little stutter, so the tongue game
is liquory split. I promise you I am practically perfect,
extra nerdice, so sell games perfect collecting dragon balls for
a wish. Just in search of a woman with a
sense of style, my ride or die. A lady who
(11:07):
lives life without limits. A mother who will teach our
children more about Santa than glass ceilings. A wife to
be the best thing that ever happened to me. Yes,
like a gladdest night song. As long as you love me, music, movie, sports,
my lack of therapy, art, tequila, stupid joke, stupid stupidness,
(11:28):
high talks about the universe, ignorance, my broke self, the
everlasting smell of weed, and of course poetry. We will
be a match made to burn throughout eternity. My lady,
beautifully gorgeous, pretty and hot, hopefully from a very wealthy family,
(11:50):
made my voice find you and the love of our
dreams ring true. Ps for our first date. I might
be late, but don't be afraid to show some skin.
I ain't got much, so we're going Dutch. If you're
down for a vibe, hit my d ms.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Oh my god, my god, wow. N Now you've done
some you've done some of this on the show before.
But that was clean, dude, that was good. Might not
go out of the limb here. I'm on behalf of
everybody say, I think that was your best work.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
That was amazing.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Ye now.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Looking at Gina like what, Yeah, Like, I gotta.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Ask the question, A I involved at all? Nothing? I
can't write like that. Dude's garbage. Dude, you gotta you
gotta ask right, you gotta put that out there.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
All right, I will say I did a I one
thing and that was what does the first bite of
wedding cake tastes like?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
And it gave me a ceremony of its own fair
It tastes like right, Greg at the start of it,
resentment shout out to Instagram. Oh, Vonda wizard, v O
n d aw azzi ar d von duh wizard, Dude,
that was so good Instagram.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
I liked it because I understood all of it. Sometimes
in slam poetry, I think.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Wait, yeah too much of a metaphor, what do you Yeah, a.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Little too deep. This was like straight forward. I like
the Icarus reference and from Morgan he points out same
height in the sheets.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, let's go to the ladies. I did ask on
one of the ladies opinion on this. This was, you know,
Vaughan's poetry force slams he is not a gay person,
so he wants the opinion of the ladies. So let's
go around the room. We'll start with you, Gina Gren.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, I mean I was literally clutching my heart. I
loved it.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
And you know something, I really loved about it. Everybody,
you know, we're in the society of like you sell
yourself and you bring your best representative, but you had
some things that were like very.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Imperfect, oh for sure, and like we're.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
Going Dutch and bubble like like it was so three dimensional,
it was so you.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
It was so perfect and imperfect. It was awesome And
I'm tingling all right, yeah, all right, So I did
it for you, Yeah, absolutely, all right.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
If you were in the market, I would be.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
So sliding up in them dms.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
All right, let's let's go to Morgan.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
I love the part when you're like I need a
woman for these arms to hold. It's been so long
or you know, you said it more eloquently, but like,
how do I even explain like the panties?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I know you were joking before, but it's anymore.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
And just knowing you as a person, you are so
genuine and vulnerable and that's what a girl wants.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
You know, you don't want the fake stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, exactly, Wow, just that was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I'm honestly. Now, let's just say, like, you know, one
of you ladies was a loan in a room with
him and he had like read that because he wrote
that for you? Was that one of those like you
you push him up against the wall and started making
out like you're seeing movies.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
You hope he'll push you up against the wall.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
That's the one.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, all right, Sammy, what are you? What are your thoughts?
Speaker 8 (14:59):
I do agree with Gina that it was very vine
I mean it was great and it was very Vaughn.
And I think that's what's great. He because he mentioned
dragon ball.
Speaker 11 (15:07):
He loves dragon ball, dating on that weed, his sports
and things that he he is going to I think
attract a girl who understands him likes the same things.
Speaker 8 (15:17):
I think he was very smart in the way that
he did it, because it was very Vaughn and it
was done very well.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
It was vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
You're like, this is my interests exactly. You know what
effect did have on you?
Speaker 10 (15:30):
What affect did it have on me?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I mean you people go to weddings and all of
a sudden they're like, they're feeling all romantic.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You have that kind of effect for me.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
No, And I think it's mostly because No, but it
has nothing to do with Vaughn. Von did great. Everything
was great. I'm uncomfortable with words like.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Don't be nice to use a lot of them the
way I totally understand.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
Like when people are saying like nice things to you
where they like romantic, it makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, just people saying nice things in general makes me uncomfortable.
And right, it's weird. I can't explain that. But I
guess what I'm saying. I understand you. Yeah, I don't
understand you know why? You know, uh, some people like me, Yeah,
have that reaction.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
It's a problem.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I relate. I guess what I'm saying is I relate
to what you're saying. All right.
Speaker 9 (16:25):
The only thing that I hope you you ease up
on is when you said at the end you hope
she's a rich family.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It's okay, girls, you don't have to be rich.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Just that wasn't kidding, that was that was real. Words
like you don't have to be rich, but we ain't
getting married. Yeah, exactly up. All right, Well, nice work, Vaughn.
Well yeah, thank you, thank you. This on the text
(16:55):
says I'm not gay, but I mean boner for real.
Vaughn had me at dragonball bush sweet, nice, nice. The
ladies love all right eight seven seven forty four Wooding
send your reactions are ladies. If you want to hit
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that Morgan's got the access, she can really, you know,
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(17:18):
com and find him on social media at Vaughn v
O n d A von du Wizard you can find
him there. We'll take a break break more Woody Shows.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Next thing, the wood.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Had time to play Morgan's Bush or Bear. So Morgan
went to the reptile convention that we were discussing before
the break, and she found some volunteers who would come
and answer some questions and then based on those answers,
the last question is are you Bush or Bear? That's it,
(17:52):
but we have to try to guess based on what
we already heard. Just try to, you know, judge a
book by its cover. We can't even we can't even.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
See these people. We can only just go buy.
Speaker 7 (17:59):
What we're here.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
You guys can play along. There's no prize or anything.
It's just it's just for funds. East Busher Bear now
again for the sake of the game. Bush is any
kind of hair at all, could be groomed, could be
styled into a you know, a shape or a pattern,
landing yeah, stensil, landing strip kind of thing. And then Bear,
of course is what it is, hardwood floors. All right,
it's Bush or Bear. Who's the first person.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
This first lady is Nicole Nicole?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
All right, So here we go at the reptile Convention.
Bush or Bear?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Nicole? What did you buy today? A lot?
Speaker 10 (18:30):
A lot?
Speaker 12 (18:31):
Somehow I got bundled in with three scorpions, So I
got the three scorpions, and then I got two other scorpions,
So that's five scorpions.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Do you already have scorpions at home?
Speaker 12 (18:40):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
How many?
Speaker 12 (18:41):
I gotta think about this one five, So now you
have ten yes.
Speaker 10 (18:46):
And I do love streams with them.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
So what else did I get?
Speaker 12 (18:48):
I just got two dart frogs and then I got
two cheer anchels.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Do you have any cockroaches at home? A lot?
Speaker 7 (18:56):
Do you have any advice for someone that's scared of
bugs when they really shouldn't.
Speaker 12 (18:59):
Be supposure therapy observing them in a way that they
aren't so creepy. So sometimes there's one of mine that
looks like she's got a little dirty face.
Speaker 13 (19:08):
It's a tarantula and she's got little things, but it
looks dirty, and like, okay, just look at it this way,
and all're gonna see a little buctique, find something that
isn't so creepy in them, and then you'll kind of
come around.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
What's your biggest fear personally?
Speaker 12 (19:21):
You're gonna laugh fish on phobica Fish.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
What's your favorite band?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
They're all like.
Speaker 12 (19:27):
Jusus Japanese, uh.
Speaker 10 (19:29):
Deer and Gray do you know them?
Speaker 12 (19:30):
I've also got into like Hailung and all those kind
of vikingsh bands.
Speaker 10 (19:35):
But yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Then so what's your job, like your day job? Pet store?
Are you single?
Speaker 10 (19:41):
Dating?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
On dating?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Apps.
Speaker 10 (19:43):
No, I don't have the patience.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
And then one last question for you. Are you Bush
or Bear?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Why?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Dark shots are super cute? Look at these? Yeah, they're
like all colorful.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah. Everything. It's screaming, but I'm going Bare for some reason.
Speaker 9 (20:00):
You know why I'm leaning towards Bear because she live
streams and something like that. Just I don't know it screams,
but what.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
You don't know?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
What are going with her? Animals?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I know, but it's not like only fans type of
live streaming, right, not cam girl type stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
So, Okay, that's what I'm saying. So I'll say we are.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
Thinking Greg, I got you in the name of exposure therapy.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Okay, yeah, don't open the genie.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
That's not your gifts and handing it to Greg.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Nothing alive, It's just something to help you get exposed.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Let's get it. Does nice to get your gift money
on this stopping a vagina.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
You don't know there, Okay, it's some sort of plastic
ball in tissue paper. It has a Christmas what is that?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
It's a dead butterfly.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
It looks a little snow.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
It's a little snow globe with a dead butterfly in it.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Thank you so much because of Christmas Tree.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
That's very sweet. Welcome.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
I mean, that's incredibly sweet. She thought of you.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Parents of panics. She had to sell the beild to bot.
Do you want these dead pragmantis nymphs?
Speaker 5 (21:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
All right, I'm saying Bush. I'm also saying Bush, Bear, Bear,
menaces Bear, Morgan and Sammy.
Speaker 8 (21:37):
I'm saying Bush because if she doesn't have the patience
for dating.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Answer to date, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
You can't guess, you already know. And I got Bear
because of the age. All right, Bush or Bear?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
And then one last question for you, are you Bush
or Bear?
Speaker 10 (21:51):
Okay, that was not where I was going.
Speaker 12 (21:53):
That was uh Bush, very very eloquently Grays.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
It's just very very eloquently.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Eloquent and eloquent.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Okay, what you're saying trimmed but not Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Right, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Reptile Convention.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Our next lady is named Mikayla.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
And Morgan's they're asking the lady some questions and then
we got to figure out Bush or Bear.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
All Right, I'm here with Mikayla. MICHAELA.
Speaker 7 (22:20):
What are you looking at here at the reptile convention.
Speaker 10 (22:23):
I am looking for gargoyle geckos.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Do you have get goos already?
Speaker 10 (22:26):
I have a crusted get go at home?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
What's a crescent get go?
Speaker 10 (22:29):
They have really pretty eyelashes.
Speaker 14 (22:31):
They're known for being jumpy and they're just they're they
got dumb little faces.
Speaker 10 (22:35):
I love them.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
So what do you do for a living?
Speaker 10 (22:37):
I'm a receptionist at pet groomers.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
What's the craziest dream you've ever had?
Speaker 10 (22:41):
My most recent crazy dream we were at like a
beach bar.
Speaker 14 (22:45):
And somebody somebody said something dumb and I just started
punching everybody and like knocking them out.
Speaker 10 (22:51):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
What's your biggest goal in life?
Speaker 10 (22:55):
To be happy? I just want to be happy with
my animals. That's it.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Are you single? Mayor dating?
Speaker 10 (23:01):
I am very single?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Good?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Are you on the dating apps?
Speaker 14 (23:05):
I just hop back on Tender and I'm regretting it.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Why are you regretting it?
Speaker 10 (23:09):
Man? Nobody wants something real on there. They just want
to touch you.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
So in your bio and Tender, what does this say?
Speaker 14 (23:15):
First thing it says is no hookups and no friends
with benefits, and then it says my eight kids need
a father, and then in parentheses. It's four snakes, a gecko,
a cat, a bunny.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
And a dog.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
The guy can be perfect, but what's something you just
absolutely know? For you?
Speaker 14 (23:29):
If I see them smoking weed in a picture, it
just turns me off. I'm not against it, but that
shouldn't be your whole personality.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Down below? Are you Bush or Bear?
Speaker 7 (23:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Sorry, Rick, she's anti weed basically anti hookup? Which way? Bear? Bear?
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (23:49):
I think I think her vibe, her sound her. I
just think she's out there looking even though she's discouraged.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
She's Bear Bear, I'm going Bush. She seems to have
zero interest in that world. It's all about the animals.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
So Bush I'm getting. I'm getting Bear vibes same. I mean,
it could very easily be Bush with a lot of
the stuff that you know. Greg was just saying, I
but no interest in gun instinct, said Sammy Bear, Bear,
Sea Bass, her and her crested get go? Are bushy?
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Oh? All right?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
This is that the rep talk mentioned Bush or Bear?
Mikayla Down below? Are you Bush or Bear?
Speaker 14 (24:28):
You know what I keep myself like always five o'clock shadow,
because bald, it's just itches. I get ingrowns and then
full bush. It's just there's too much hair. So I
give myself the permanent five o'clock shadow.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Before, you haven't heard five o'clock shadow.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Not for you, not for that, I mean just to.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Me, that just means s doubble. But ye are not stubble.
You know what I mean, like like a number like
a half on.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Your Yeah, yeah, it's like that would be.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
It's just long enough not to be itchy.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah, you guys would know better.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Oh it's yeah, it's a it's a very specific length.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Yeah. After about a week, it actually starts to hurt,
really facial hair. I think like after a week.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, no, to me, has to get longer in order
to know for the sometimes it can not hurt, but
where you know, it's not ing grounds, it's just it's
almost like it's like too thick, too curious, too almost
like too heavy to where it's like pulling on the
skin in a way. I don't know how to describe uncomfortable.
(25:36):
I would I want to use. It's not pain, it's
it doesn't hurt.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
It actually just hurts touching rush.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
It is because it gets kind of brush it you
can never get it madded.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I just I don't know. Yeah, no, but there is
that you know where you go from like just the
five o'clock shadows double kind of thing, and then there's
that middle part where it's itchy like oh man, and
then it grows out just another day or two longer,
and then you're fine and then you're.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
In the clear.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Just power through.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, you're you're you're good. I mean I could see
where you wouldn't want you want to we was, you know,
scratching your mound all day, ladies.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Like no, I get all right, one more for.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
The reptile convention? Bush or bear? Who's this person?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
This is Shira?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
All right here Shira?
Speaker 10 (26:19):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
So I'm here with Shira okay? And what are you
doing here?
Speaker 15 (26:23):
I'm just getting supplies. I'm not getting any more reptiles.
Speaker 10 (26:26):
I have enough.
Speaker 7 (26:26):
How many do you have at home? I don't want
to say more than ten or less than ten.
Speaker 15 (26:32):
Less than ten, but it depends on if you're counting
invertebrates or not, because if it's invertebrates, then I have
more than ten, like spiders, scorpions, things like that.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
So are you single?
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Married?
Speaker 10 (26:44):
Dating?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Single?
Speaker 7 (26:46):
So is that part of your you know spiel when
you meet a guys like, hey, I have all these
lizards and cockroaches.
Speaker 10 (26:52):
Yes.
Speaker 15 (26:53):
So the biggest thing with guys is they usually don't
like snakes, and I have snakes and I have snake
tattoos and stuff. So typically they're gonna be like, oh
my gosh, I'm terrified and I don't want to come
anywhere near near your snakes.
Speaker 10 (27:04):
And I'm like, okay, that's fine.
Speaker 9 (27:05):
It's like, wait, really, I didn't know that dudes are
afraid of snakes.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Like that news to me. I don't mean would, but.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Probably more scared of snakes than bugs.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
I totally disagree, really.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Really yeah, I don't think guys are afraid of either
one except for Greg Greg's you know.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I meant personally, I much of the holder snake than
a bug.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Really.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Oh yeah yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Likewise, guard onto the next yeah bye.
Speaker 15 (27:34):
I used to definitely be afraid of spiders, hated them,
was terrified. Now I have multiple as pets and I
have a lot of respect for them. Usually most animals,
if you leave them alone, they leave you alone.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
How many tattoos do you have? Too many to count?
And what's your dream job?
Speaker 15 (27:50):
I love working with animals. I actually this year started
working at an animal shelter, so I get to help
animals every single day and help people do what's best
for their animals.
Speaker 10 (28:00):
I think that's kind of like my dream job.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
What's your favorite fast food joint?
Speaker 10 (28:03):
Probably in and out?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
And then one last question, are you bush or bear?
I love the bridge.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
How many tattoos would you? I mean, just looking at.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Her, oh, covered, I wouldn't have been able to I'm
getting bear.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
I think I think people have got a lot of tattoos.
I mean, they'll keep the skin clear so you can
really kind of see the tattoos.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
It's a good point and very in tune with her body.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
She had a bushy voice to me though, she does
have a bushy voice.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
That's true. I did think about here sound I'm just going,
but from now on said, unless they have alopecia, these
are all bush. On the on the text the reptile,
all right, I'll say, uh, I'll say bear, bear bush, bear?
(28:55):
All right? Shear a butcher bear?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Are you bush or bear?
Speaker 7 (28:59):
Depends on how feeling, so for the majority of the time, I.
Speaker 15 (29:03):
Mean when I was younger, I would say bear, Older,
I get bush.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Do you ever use stencils like I have? A coworker
that she likes to stencil like a Christmas tree for
the holidays and like do funny stuff like that.
Speaker 15 (29:14):
No, that's too much look for her, but that's too
much for me.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, it really takes a commitment. You have time, like
really in the Christmas crafty like the missile to its pretty.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
She used to be bear, but now.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Older, now it's bush.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
So good job, guys, Thank you really hard.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Game, Morgan, Thank you for all the commitment.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Of course you enjoyed that butterfly much.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Driving back and forth the gifts that she brought. We're
talking around the bush of bear more shows next.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Hang on, what do you be considered a preservative?
Speaker 9 (29:49):
Genetically modified genetically modified origin?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Maybe yes, that's exactly right.
Woody Show, and we are into another new hour Insensitivity Training,
pree putically correct World. Woodie, Greg go Menace, Hi, Jina
grad SeaBASS is here, you got Sammy Morgan is here
and we got the phones open eight seven seven forty
(00:21):
four Wooding. You can hit us up of the text
send your text over to two to nine eight seven.
As we talked about at the top of the show,
one of the dumb holidays today is poetry at work day.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Now there was some confusion as to what exactly that meant,
but it really did mean there should be more actual
poetry in the workplace at the work.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Oh yeah, that's what we need.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, exactly. Well, I mean, Vaughn you you do slam poetry.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
You still do that, not that often, but I did
slam poetry for about ten years or so from out
of high school through college and grad.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
School, and then kind of fowed out about five years
ago or so. Nobody does that as like a career, right, Oh,
they do, they do. How do you make money? Is
a slam poet?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
There was a poet who won America's Got Talent a
million Bug.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
One of my friends, Brendan Leeko, beat some time and slam.
But a lot of the slams are cash prizes. Uh,
there are big slams that are like national regional that
are like five thousand dollars ten thousand.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
So you go from city to city you can like
get your own father. That many contests that you can
like survive. There are people play corn Hoole professionally, definitely away.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
You can get sponsors on that though. Do you have
like there's a billions do you have like a NASCAR
jacket when you're doing I haven't seen that yet.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You get sponsored. See. The problem is poets are a
little too.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Moral, so they won't take like yeah, blood money.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
What is the main age demographic, Like, what's the range
that really loves it.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I would say a lot of high school like eighteen
to twenty five, it's like the big age range, but
it's been a lot older now though it's a lot
of thirty plus year olds are kind of running the
slam game.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
The slam game, which I mean it sounds sexy, can
be sexy. Poetry can melt the panties off chicks, right,
So we figured, you know, poetry at work day and
we're trying to get dates for you know, dumbass Tyler
and for Menji, which we're working on. We'll have a
little update for you coming up a little bit later
in the show. But you know, Vaughan is also a
(02:32):
single man.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
No, you've been on kind of like a you've been
in a kind of like a like a dry streak,
right somewhat, Yeah, someone someone like has that. Has that
changed since the last time you had mentioned something? No,
it hasn't. Oh my, somewhat, it's been it's been a
long time. It's been a few months.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Yeah, And I think that we don't put you in
the mix with those two because we feel like, you know,
we look at we have a lot of personality.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, you know, you're at events all the time, Like
you look at the guy and you're like, oh, he's
he's getting laid looking.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Yeah. Yeah, he's ripped.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, I used to be ripped. I'm gonna get back
into my shape.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
But but no, I'm uh, I went through my entire
horror phase and all that. So I'm trying to be
better now, which is kind of an issue. So like
when I go out, I'm not like looking for the
action at the end of the night.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
So like you tug it before you go out, so
you're not Yeah right, that's one way to put it.
I mean, how do you control yourself just like tug
it before you go out a wait for marriage? Yeah,
it's not one of those like you're not having sex,
but you're doing other things. Yeah for sure, absolutely. So
what so what like when you say dry streak you
(03:46):
mean like actual intercourse or like have you received the
mouth party in the last handful of months? That's handful
of months. Yeah, but yeah, I'm saying, like does that count? Like,
so when you say dry streak, that doesn't mean that
means nothing other than something you've done your elfe nothing
at all, nothing at all. Just a clarify because you know,
there are like lots of a lot of questions now
(04:07):
because the virgina Okay, well yeah, well the biggest beaf I.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Have that younger people have kind of like changed the
meaning of is we hooked up? Because when I, you know,
was a younger man, when we said we hooked up,
that means we had sex, I mean sex.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Nowadays are like, oh they just made out.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Yeah, No, dude, Like when you say you hooked up,
you like went all the way agreed.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, I mean at least oral, right, Like hooking up.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Means making it just making out, Now it could mean like.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Just making like making out, making out. They'll say they
hooked up just like made out like kissing. Yeah what Yeah,
I know that's even dumber than I was thinking, bar right.
Speaker 8 (04:55):
Because such young kids started using the term that you
haven't even had sex yet, so you know, fourteen and
be like, oh yeah, I hooked.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Up with them and that means making out.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah you just said making out. I mean that's what
we did.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
French ing.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah. I remember we had the conversation about the bases.
Oh yeah, right, first base, I'll get the second base,
third base, And that was very different from you know,
like when I grew up to now, that's also very different.
I thought first base was boobs, first kissing, Oh yeah,
first base was making like like french kissing.
Speaker 9 (05:30):
Okay, frenching okay, like yeah, like you know, tongue in
second base.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Second base was boobs, third base was fingering yeah yeah right,
and then yeah, and then then all the way like
you know, like you hooked up. That meant you know,
what I'm saying is different than that you're a different generation. X.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
You're millennial, right, So I would say that kissing was
first base, and then second base is hands regardless of
where they are.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
And then that could be down the panther.
Speaker 10 (06:03):
And then home.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Because otherwise where is everything else going?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Where it is going? It makes sense. This is not
the way it was.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
The rules were different, did We didn't your bases the
third We didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Have designated hitters in the National League at that point,
you know, I mean, like the pictures hit things change.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yes, rules are different sense because I think, yeah, I
agree with her.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I agree that just wasn't the way.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
We're more pure.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
We're going to see how Vaughn does with his Uh
we're calling it poetry for slams instead of slam poetry
because this is gonna like, really, this is his mating call. Yeah,
the floodgates indeed grow. There's gonna be some basements flooded. Ready,
when when Vaughn turns on the charm coming up next
year on The Woody Show eight seven, seven forty four,
(06:47):
what he text us over to two to nine, eight seven.
We should have put Vaughn's profile up there too. We
had Menji's and we had dumbass tilers. Yeah, I mean today,
it's not that you're you know, it's not from a
lack of options, like is it just from you being
more picky these days?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
For sure, being more picky and also just like in
a very grind grinding mode, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
For years, no real time for relationship, so you're not
necessarily even looking for relationships. So maybe we don't put
them out there like that.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Well, girls do be reaching out about Vaughn.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
They be reaching Oh yeah, yeah, they want to bring
a little piece of that chocolate. Yeah, so Vaughn's poetry
for slams. Next on the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Hanging.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
The wood Show, Oh love is in the air. I
got you the log in to right Morgan? For what
do you show email? Yes, I haven't okay, So I
have a bunch that I'm gonna need you to uh. I
marked yeah, I marked up a bunch of the emails
that we're coming in for dumbass Tyler and for yeah, yeah,
(07:55):
I'll have you go for those and print those out
for it. We can get a little update on how
would show love connections going all right? And then Von's
over here just living his best life. Man, He's doing
a lot of DJing and you don't really do much
slam poetry except for here on the show. But this
is poetry for slams and just kind of like put
themselves out there because you never know. I mean, maybe
this will be maybe this, maybe maybe this will be
(08:17):
what gets the attention of your soulmate.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, this is ringing the dinner bell.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Well, we'll see it. I want to I want the
ladies to uh on the show, ladies to give me
their their thoughts on this. So you know, Gina Morgan, Sammy, Yeah,
this is uh, this is just what you would normally do, right.
Is there music involved, like, because I've seen.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Both, yes, but not for you the way that you
do it, not joining. So slam poetry is no music,
no props, no accompaniment. There's normally a three minute time limit.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Because I guess if there was music on to be rap,
right yeah, yeah, or just like a you know, a show.
More so you have like a poetry over music I
think technically would fit under the headline of hip hop
or you know something. Yeah, for more like a song
than it would poetry. Yeah. Agree, all right, so we're
not uh, we're not.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Using any music.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
We are gonna use music all because this is oh,
is that what we have here? Okay, Von's got some
music for okay, hold on, let's get all right already.
The shirts are coming on. Yeah, whoever wins, you're the
bit on your panties today, Morgan, them's gonna be ripe.
(09:31):
We are the audience in the palm of your hand.
All right, let's do it. Vonn's poetry for slams.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Dear, beautifully gorgeous, hot pretty women who like poetry. This
is a p s A for you to love me.
Love me like the last bite of chocolate wedding cake, gluttonous,
a ceremony of its own. Indulge in the rich cocoa,
so silky, smooth like my skin and arms tone from
(10:01):
years of keeping my life together. Will hold you ever
so tight in the night. I pray that you have
the grip of a vice, just saying it would feel
pretty nice to be in the grasp of another. My
heart hasn't been held since the last line. Lover, So
let us fall like comets through the sky, plummeting into
(10:24):
a fiery passion to Phoenix and Icarus, resurrected in love.
Romance will be the life of my lady. Five three
or six seven. The world will lay at your feet
and I may only be five eight, but we're always
the same height in the sheets.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Baby, I am deep and cunning. Some call me a linguist.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Plus I got a little stutter, so the tongue game
is liquory split. I promise you I am practically perfect,
extra nerdice, so sell games perfect collecting dragon balls for
a wish. Just in search of a woman with a
sense of style, my ride or die. A lady who
(11:07):
lives life without limits. A mother who will teach our
children more about Santa than glass ceilings. A wife to
be the best thing that ever happened to me. Yes,
like a gladdest night song. As long as you love me, music, movie, sports,
my lack of therapy, art, tequila, stupid joke, stupid stupidness,
(11:28):
high talks about the universe, ignorance, my broke self, the
everlasting smell of weed, and of course poetry. We will
be a match made to burn throughout eternity. My lady,
beautifully gorgeous, pretty and hot, hopefully from a very wealthy family,
(11:50):
made my voice find you and the love of our
dreams ring true. Ps for our first date. I might
be late, but don't be afraid to show some skin.
I ain't got much, so we're going Dutch. If you're
down for a vibe, hit my d ms.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Oh my god, my god, wow. N Now you've done
some you've done some of this on the show before.
But that was clean, dude, that was good. Might not
go out of the limb here. I'm on behalf of
everybody say, I think that was your best work.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
That was amazing.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Ye now.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Looking at Gina like what, Yeah, Like, I gotta.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Ask the question, A I involved at all? Nothing? I
can't write like that. Dude's garbage. Dude, you gotta you
gotta ask right, you gotta put that out there.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
All right, I will say I did a I one
thing and that was what does the first bite of
wedding cake tastes like?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
And it gave me a ceremony of its own fair
It tastes like right, Greg at the start of it,
resentment shout out to Instagram. Oh, Vonda wizard, v O
n d aw azzi ar d von duh wizard, Dude,
that was so good Instagram.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
I liked it because I understood all of it. Sometimes
in slam poetry, I think.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Wait, yeah too much of a metaphor, what do you Yeah, a.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Little too deep. This was like straight forward. I like
the Icarus reference and from Morgan he points out same
height in the sheets.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, let's go to the ladies. I did ask on
one of the ladies opinion on this. This was, you know,
Vaughan's poetry force slams he is not a gay person,
so he wants the opinion of the ladies. So let's
go around the room. We'll start with you, Gina Gren.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, I mean I was literally clutching my heart. I
loved it.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
And you know something, I really loved about it. Everybody,
you know, we're in the society of like you sell
yourself and you bring your best representative, but you had
some things that were like very.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Imperfect, oh for sure, and like we're.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
Going Dutch and bubble like like it was so three dimensional,
it was so you.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
It was so perfect and imperfect. It was awesome And
I'm tingling all right, yeah, all right, So I did
it for you, Yeah, absolutely, all right.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
If you were in the market, I would be.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
So sliding up in them dms.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
All right, let's let's go to Morgan.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
I love the part when you're like I need a
woman for these arms to hold. It's been so long
or you know, you said it more eloquently, but like,
how do I even explain like the panties?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I know you were joking before, but it's anymore.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
And just knowing you as a person, you are so
genuine and vulnerable and that's what a girl wants.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
You know, you don't want the fake stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, exactly, Wow, just that was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I'm honestly. Now, let's just say, like, you know, one
of you ladies was a loan in a room with
him and he had like read that because he wrote
that for you? Was that one of those like you
you push him up against the wall and started making
out like you're seeing movies.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
You hope he'll push you up against the wall.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
That's the one.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, all right, Sammy, what are you? What are your thoughts?
Speaker 8 (14:59):
I do agree with Gina that it was very vine
I mean it was great and it was very Vaughn.
And I think that's what's great. He because he mentioned
dragon ball.
Speaker 11 (15:07):
He loves dragon ball, dating on that weed, his sports
and things that he he is going to I think
attract a girl who understands him likes the same things.
Speaker 8 (15:17):
I think he was very smart in the way that
he did it, because it was very Vaughn and it
was done very well.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
It was vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
You're like, this is my interests exactly. You know what
effect did have on you?
Speaker 10 (15:30):
What affect did it have on me?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I mean you people go to weddings and all of
a sudden they're like, they're feeling all romantic.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You have that kind of effect for me.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
No, And I think it's mostly because No, but it
has nothing to do with Vaughn. Von did great. Everything
was great. I'm uncomfortable with words like.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Don't be nice to use a lot of them the
way I totally understand.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
Like when people are saying like nice things to you
where they like romantic, it makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, just people saying nice things in general makes me uncomfortable.
And right, it's weird. I can't explain that. But I
guess what I'm saying. I understand you. Yeah, I don't
understand you know why? You know, uh, some people like me, Yeah,
have that reaction.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
It's a problem.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I relate. I guess what I'm saying is I relate
to what you're saying. All right.
Speaker 9 (16:25):
The only thing that I hope you you ease up
on is when you said at the end you hope
she's a rich family.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It's okay, girls, you don't have to be rich.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Just that wasn't kidding, that was that was real. Words
like you don't have to be rich, but we ain't
getting married. Yeah, exactly up. All right, Well, nice work, Vaughn.
Well yeah, thank you, thank you. This on the text
(16:55):
says I'm not gay, but I mean boner for real.
Vaughn had me at dragonball bush sweet, nice, nice. The
ladies love all right eight seven seven forty four Wooding
send your reactions are ladies. If you want to hit
us up, just directly on the Woody Show email. Now
that Morgan's got the access, she can really, you know,
get get through this quicker email at the woodieshow dot
(17:18):
com and find him on social media at Vaughn v
O n d A von du Wizard you can find
him there. We'll take a break break more Woody Shows.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Next thing, the wood.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Had time to play Morgan's Bush or Bear. So Morgan
went to the reptile convention that we were discussing before
the break, and she found some volunteers who would come
and answer some questions and then based on those answers,
the last question is are you Bush or Bear? That's it,
(17:52):
but we have to try to guess based on what
we already heard. Just try to, you know, judge a
book by its cover. We can't even we can't even.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
See these people. We can only just go buy.
Speaker 7 (17:59):
What we're here.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
You guys can play along. There's no prize or anything.
It's just it's just for funds. East Busher Bear now
again for the sake of the game. Bush is any
kind of hair at all, could be groomed, could be
styled into a you know, a shape or a pattern,
landing yeah, stensil, landing strip kind of thing. And then Bear,
of course is what it is, hardwood floors. All right,
it's Bush or Bear. Who's the first person.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
This first lady is Nicole Nicole?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
All right, So here we go at the reptile Convention.
Bush or Bear?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Nicole? What did you buy today? A lot?
Speaker 10 (18:30):
A lot?
Speaker 12 (18:31):
Somehow I got bundled in with three scorpions, So I
got the three scorpions, and then I got two other scorpions,
So that's five scorpions.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Do you already have scorpions at home?
Speaker 12 (18:40):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
How many?
Speaker 12 (18:41):
I gotta think about this one five, So now you
have ten yes.
Speaker 10 (18:46):
And I do love streams with them.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
So what else did I get?
Speaker 12 (18:48):
I just got two dart frogs and then I got
two cheer anchels.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Do you have any cockroaches at home? A lot?
Speaker 7 (18:56):
Do you have any advice for someone that's scared of
bugs when they really shouldn't.
Speaker 12 (18:59):
Be supposure therapy observing them in a way that they
aren't so creepy. So sometimes there's one of mine that
looks like she's got a little dirty face.
Speaker 13 (19:08):
It's a tarantula and she's got little things, but it
looks dirty, and like, okay, just look at it this way,
and all're gonna see a little buctique, find something that
isn't so creepy in them, and then you'll kind of
come around.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
What's your biggest fear personally?
Speaker 12 (19:21):
You're gonna laugh fish on phobica Fish.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
What's your favorite band?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
They're all like.
Speaker 12 (19:27):
Jusus Japanese, uh.
Speaker 10 (19:29):
Deer and Gray do you know them?
Speaker 12 (19:30):
I've also got into like Hailung and all those kind
of vikingsh bands.
Speaker 10 (19:35):
But yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Then so what's your job, like your day job? Pet store?
Are you single?
Speaker 10 (19:41):
Dating?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
On dating?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Apps.
Speaker 10 (19:43):
No, I don't have the patience.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
And then one last question for you. Are you Bush
or Bear?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Why?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Dark shots are super cute? Look at these? Yeah, they're
like all colorful.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah. Everything. It's screaming, but I'm going Bare for some reason.
Speaker 9 (20:00):
You know why I'm leaning towards Bear because she live
streams and something like that. Just I don't know it screams,
but what.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
You don't know?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
What are going with her? Animals?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I know, but it's not like only fans type of
live streaming, right, not cam girl type stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
So, Okay, that's what I'm saying. So I'll say we are.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
Thinking Greg, I got you in the name of exposure therapy.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Okay, yeah, don't open the genie.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
That's not your gifts and handing it to Greg.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Nothing alive, It's just something to help you get exposed.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Let's get it. Does nice to get your gift money
on this stopping a vagina.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
You don't know there, Okay, it's some sort of plastic
ball in tissue paper. It has a Christmas what is that?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
It's a dead butterfly.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
It looks a little snow.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
It's a little snow globe with a dead butterfly in it.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Thank you so much because of Christmas Tree.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
That's very sweet. Welcome.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
I mean, that's incredibly sweet. She thought of you.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Parents of panics. She had to sell the beild to bot.
Do you want these dead pragmantis nymphs?
Speaker 5 (21:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
All right, I'm saying Bush. I'm also saying Bush, Bear, Bear,
menaces Bear, Morgan and Sammy.
Speaker 8 (21:37):
I'm saying Bush because if she doesn't have the patience
for dating.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Answer to date, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
You can't guess, you already know. And I got Bear
because of the age. All right, Bush or Bear?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
And then one last question for you, are you Bush
or Bear?
Speaker 10 (21:51):
Okay, that was not where I was going.
Speaker 12 (21:53):
That was uh Bush, very very eloquently Grays.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
It's just very very eloquently.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Eloquent and eloquent.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Okay, what you're saying trimmed but not Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Right, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Reptile Convention.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Our next lady is named Mikayla.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
And Morgan's they're asking the lady some questions and then
we got to figure out Bush or Bear.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
All Right, I'm here with Mikayla. MICHAELA.
Speaker 7 (22:20):
What are you looking at here at the reptile convention.
Speaker 10 (22:23):
I am looking for gargoyle geckos.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Do you have get goos already?
Speaker 10 (22:26):
I have a crusted get go at home?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
What's a crescent get go?
Speaker 10 (22:29):
They have really pretty eyelashes.
Speaker 14 (22:31):
They're known for being jumpy and they're just they're they
got dumb little faces.
Speaker 10 (22:35):
I love them.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
So what do you do for a living?
Speaker 10 (22:37):
I'm a receptionist at pet groomers.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
What's the craziest dream you've ever had?
Speaker 10 (22:41):
My most recent crazy dream we were at like a
beach bar.
Speaker 14 (22:45):
And somebody somebody said something dumb and I just started
punching everybody and like knocking them out.
Speaker 10 (22:51):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
What's your biggest goal in life?
Speaker 10 (22:55):
To be happy? I just want to be happy with
my animals. That's it.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Are you single? Mayor dating?
Speaker 10 (23:01):
I am very single?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Good?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Are you on the dating apps?
Speaker 14 (23:05):
I just hop back on Tender and I'm regretting it.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Why are you regretting it?
Speaker 10 (23:09):
Man? Nobody wants something real on there. They just want
to touch you.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
So in your bio and Tender, what does this say?
Speaker 14 (23:15):
First thing it says is no hookups and no friends
with benefits, and then it says my eight kids need
a father, and then in parentheses. It's four snakes, a gecko,
a cat, a bunny.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
And a dog.
Speaker 7 (23:25):
The guy can be perfect, but what's something you just
absolutely know? For you?
Speaker 14 (23:29):
If I see them smoking weed in a picture, it
just turns me off. I'm not against it, but that
shouldn't be your whole personality.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Down below? Are you Bush or Bear?
Speaker 7 (23:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Sorry, Rick, she's anti weed basically anti hookup? Which way? Bear? Bear?
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (23:49):
I think I think her vibe, her sound her. I
just think she's out there looking even though she's discouraged.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
She's Bear Bear, I'm going Bush. She seems to have
zero interest in that world. It's all about the animals.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
So Bush I'm getting. I'm getting Bear vibes same. I mean,
it could very easily be Bush with a lot of
the stuff that you know. Greg was just saying, I
but no interest in gun instinct, said Sammy Bear, Bear,
Sea Bass, her and her crested get go? Are bushy?
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Oh? All right?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
This is that the rep talk mentioned Bush or Bear?
Mikayla Down below? Are you Bush or Bear?
Speaker 14 (24:28):
You know what I keep myself like always five o'clock shadow,
because bald, it's just itches. I get ingrowns and then
full bush. It's just there's too much hair. So I
give myself the permanent five o'clock shadow.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Before, you haven't heard five o'clock shadow.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Not for you, not for that, I mean just to.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Me, that just means s doubble. But ye are not stubble.
You know what I mean, like like a number like
a half on.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Your Yeah, yeah, it's like that would be.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
It's just long enough not to be itchy.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah, you guys would know better.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Oh it's yeah, it's a it's a very specific length.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Yeah. After about a week, it actually starts to hurt,
really facial hair. I think like after a week.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, no, to me, has to get longer in order
to know for the sometimes it can not hurt, but
where you know, it's not ing grounds, it's just it's
almost like it's like too thick, too curious, too almost
like too heavy to where it's like pulling on the
skin in a way. I don't know how to describe uncomfortable.
(25:36):
I would I want to use. It's not pain, it's
it doesn't hurt.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
It actually just hurts touching rush.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
It is because it gets kind of brush it you
can never get it madded.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I just I don't know. Yeah, no, but there is
that you know where you go from like just the
five o'clock shadows double kind of thing, and then there's
that middle part where it's itchy like oh man, and
then it grows out just another day or two longer,
and then you're fine and then you're.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
In the clear.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Just power through.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, you're you're you're good. I mean I could see
where you wouldn't want you want to we was, you know,
scratching your mound all day, ladies.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Like no, I get all right, one more for.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
The reptile convention? Bush or bear? Who's this person?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
This is Shira?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
All right here Shira?
Speaker 10 (26:19):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
So I'm here with Shira okay? And what are you
doing here?
Speaker 15 (26:23):
I'm just getting supplies. I'm not getting any more reptiles.
Speaker 10 (26:26):
I have enough.
Speaker 7 (26:26):
How many do you have at home? I don't want
to say more than ten or less than ten.
Speaker 15 (26:32):
Less than ten, but it depends on if you're counting
invertebrates or not, because if it's invertebrates, then I have
more than ten, like spiders, scorpions, things like that.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
So are you single?
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Married?
Speaker 10 (26:44):
Dating?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Single?
Speaker 7 (26:46):
So is that part of your you know spiel when
you meet a guys like, hey, I have all these
lizards and cockroaches.
Speaker 10 (26:52):
Yes.
Speaker 15 (26:53):
So the biggest thing with guys is they usually don't
like snakes, and I have snakes and I have snake
tattoos and stuff. So typically they're gonna be like, oh
my gosh, I'm terrified and I don't want to come
anywhere near near your snakes.
Speaker 10 (27:04):
And I'm like, okay, that's fine.
Speaker 9 (27:05):
It's like, wait, really, I didn't know that dudes are
afraid of snakes.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Like that news to me. I don't mean would, but.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Probably more scared of snakes than bugs.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
I totally disagree, really.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Really yeah, I don't think guys are afraid of either
one except for Greg Greg's you know.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I meant personally, I much of the holder snake than
a bug.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Really.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Oh yeah yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Likewise, guard onto the next yeah bye.
Speaker 15 (27:34):
I used to definitely be afraid of spiders, hated them,
was terrified. Now I have multiple as pets and I
have a lot of respect for them. Usually most animals,
if you leave them alone, they leave you alone.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
How many tattoos do you have? Too many to count?
And what's your dream job?
Speaker 15 (27:50):
I love working with animals. I actually this year started
working at an animal shelter, so I get to help
animals every single day and help people do what's best
for their animals.
Speaker 10 (28:00):
I think that's kind of like my dream job.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
What's your favorite fast food joint?
Speaker 10 (28:03):
Probably in and out?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
And then one last question, are you bush or bear?
I love the bridge.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
How many tattoos would you? I mean, just looking at.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Her, oh, covered, I wouldn't have been able to I'm
getting bear.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
I think I think people have got a lot of tattoos.
I mean, they'll keep the skin clear so you can
really kind of see the tattoos.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
It's a good point and very in tune with her body.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
She had a bushy voice to me though, she does
have a bushy voice.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
That's true. I did think about here sound I'm just going,
but from now on said, unless they have alopecia, these
are all bush. On the on the text the reptile,
all right, I'll say, uh, I'll say bear, bear bush, bear?
(28:55):
All right? Shear a butcher bear?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Are you bush or bear?
Speaker 7 (28:59):
Depends on how feeling, so for the majority of the time, I.
Speaker 15 (29:03):
Mean when I was younger, I would say bear, Older,
I get bush.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Do you ever use stencils like I have? A coworker
that she likes to stencil like a Christmas tree for
the holidays and like do funny stuff like that.
Speaker 15 (29:14):
No, that's too much look for her, but that's too
much for me.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, it really takes a commitment. You have time, like
really in the Christmas crafty like the missile to its pretty.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
She used to be bear, but now.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Older, now it's bush.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
So good job, guys, Thank you really hard.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Game, Morgan, Thank you for all the commitment.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Of course you enjoyed that butterfly much.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Driving back and forth the gifts that she brought. We're
talking around the bush of bear more shows next.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Hang on, what do you be considered a preservative?
Speaker 9 (29:49):
Genetically modified genetically modified origin?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Maybe yes, that's exactly right.
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