January 14, 2026 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
So you know we have our YouTube page YouTube dot com.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Slash the Oni Show. You can get to it there.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Animated podcast on the animated podcast out there. We have
a new one, my animated podcast. Did you post the
link already there? Man?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
This is already yes, since up at dot com Slash
the WHI Show right now, I'm looking at it.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
All right, Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna play it for you.
And then uh, and then Sammy has like a little
kind of related follow up thing.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah and she uh, she.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Was reminded about this with our around a bush or bear.
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm intrigued.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, all right, and then this animated podcast you best
tell us all about it.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Well, it's one of Greg's many, many stories about doing
outdoor yard work, except.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
This time it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
It doesn't end up in him having sex in his yard.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
So it's with a twist. I was being all manly.
I was taking care of this rock project I wanted
to do. I was getting rid of wood chips and
putting in rock. Take the truck, go to home to Pope,
get the cart full of those rocks, and it's so
heavy I can barely push it. I go to the
register in the garden section, bringing up my rocks, about
to go back to my truck, and as I'm putting
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my card back in my wallet, a june bug comes
and goes right by my ear and hits me in
the side of the head, right in front of the cashier.
These two young girls, I went, they were laughing at
me so hard. Give this manly man, So you want
(01:34):
your receipt And I said no, yeah, my god.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
And the bug would have kilt you.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
It probably would have bitten me.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
One of the thing is we.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Have these like little conversations on the air and then
an animation team takes the audio and makes a little cartoon.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Episode out of it. And we have a post for
you right now. There are dozens and dozens and dozens
of them that you could see. Right down are YouTube page.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
What do you showed?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Animated podcast?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Just go to the woodieshow dot com or our social media.
We have ma all posted there and.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
This particular one the animator nailed it, like this is
essentially a documentary.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, Sammy, so you got reminded about something hearing Morgan's
busher Bear from the Reptile Convention. We're talking about all
the other things they sell there, like millipedes and the
giant cockroach that Morgan held. I mean it was a
lobster's Seriously, it really was huge, like a giant prawn.
(02:38):
Almost a lot of times Greg exaggerates it.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Was like a billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay, you know that's Greg's thing. He's not exaggering this thing.
It's it's the biggest cockroach.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I've ever seen, the size of a hamster.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I'd say, yea yeah, if you held it huge.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
So when we were on break, you guys, I went
into the kitchen just to get coffee where we get
coffee every morning, and there was a cock rope instead
right on the floor, right there, and it looked just
like the one that we had.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
In this study.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I wonder if it's the actual one missing the one
that miss kes.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah, So I walked in and it was it was
just right, there's a different one. That's a different one.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
We just have cockroaches. That's a full, like life sized
alien from another planet.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
They're everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, but building oh yeah, in the kitchen the other day,
that's right.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Yeah, yeah, that's one that we're getting made out with.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Frenched it. How would they get up here?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
There's food in the walls.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Why would they think there's food here even though we're
fat pigs.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Well, like you're outside.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But many floors up right exactly, I can imagine the
first floor. Then it has to be full of roaches.
Probably there's roaches all the way up here.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
But betweens and commercial beings. They're in the.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Walls right everywhere up grace background. Now there has to
be a cluster of them somewhere.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It doesn't surprise me. I just I just assume that
these things are kind of everywhere. My cockroaches absolutely.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Right in the middle of the floor like that was.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
And I thought of Greg, because Greg is usually the
first person at that coffee machine in the morning, so
he would break It would have been Greg by himself walking.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Up to that corg.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I've seen a roach in that little kitchen area one time,
and then SeaBASS found a roach in the bathroom way
down the hall many many years ago, and to this day,
I walked into that bathroom and I stand and scan
the room first thinking about them. But speaking of roaches
on high places. When I went to Australia, I was
there Pie it was fantastic A thousand years ago. I
(04:53):
stayed at the Penthouse suite of this hotel and look
at me. Well, my friend my a great gory my
friend one trip and we went. Yeah, and so we're
at the Penthouse and I can't remember the floor, thirty
ninth floor. Cockroach comes coming out of the ac events.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
So we called the front desk. They sent up a
guy and he looked at it and he's like, oh,
those are the ones that fly.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
So I just texted over they fly, Yeah, some of
them do.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
And what did you do with it, Sammy?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Did you pick it up? Like, take it outside on
the tree?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
I left it there, and typically this is not my
job person, but I saw that cockroach right there, and
I just got my coffee and I left and I'm like, no,
I'm cleaning this up.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It's already dead.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Yeah, get you.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
She's the one that would pick it up and take
it outside.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
If it was alive, I would have taken it outside.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
No, Sammy, Because there is also another saw, which is
that I did want other people to see it so
that they could let people know.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
That's good text.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
A couple of them coming in saying cockroaches are attracted
to cardboard, So if you have a lot of cardboard
boxes lying around.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
That could be a call priat.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Somebody else said that roaches come through.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Your vent pipes that are hooked up to your floor drains,
so there's water in the pea trap. The roach is
just you know, going right through the matter what floor
you're on, ten floor, fifteen floor, doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Why do they like it? Doesn't? It doesn't surprise me
because they can eat it cardboard. That's what it says.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Why why do people have such a reaction to cockroaches?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Like they don't bite, do they?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I don't think so. They're associated with being dirty, right,
that's what it is.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
It implies a dirty area, dirty area is what's going
to attract a cockroach.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Also, they're so quick, they seem like they're just discussing.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
It's not a fear. A fear of bugs, isn't a
fear of being bitten or stung. It's just creepy.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Natural reaction, run up your leg to your bung hole.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But people have exactly have a harsher reaction to cockroaches
than other.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Bugs, not Greg Greg gregs differ conro broken because they
are so fast versus everything.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Also, they're not cute like flies at least have interesting coloration.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Grasshoppers are cute. I likesper I love you pray. Madisons
are either they're intriguing, they're cool.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
They look like five French green beans.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You don't like ros.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Those are cute, lady manesters turned their heads, turn their heads.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
They look like I always thought when I was a kid,
caterpillars were cool.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, we'd pick them off like the tree trunks and
you know, the hand, yeah, because they're you know, it
was like holding a pipe cleaner.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, all fuzzy and stuff. Yeah, it was cool.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
And then we would catch grasshoppers because like the playground
at our school, they were all over the place whatever,
spring fall whenever that was probably sprank and we'd catch
them and we hold them and you know, show our friends.
But they would always poop in your hand.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Oh yeah, I think that's they're like, they're like try
to get away defense.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Also them catch them.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
You didn't have a proper childhood if you didn't catch
lightning bugs slash fireflies, which.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
A girl area.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Right, Well, Greg, we could do this. We do a
March Sadness bracket of Greg's saddest bug.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
What we already know. Number one would probably be roach. Yeah,
but Sammy, at least that roach you found was isn't
currently burning in house? Yes, and if it was alive,
you would have brought it outside. That kind of angry
let it.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I guess I just have a hard time understanding fear
of things that can't hurt you. Well, like I understand sneaks, sharks, alligators, bears.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Like things that's not venomous that can't hurt you.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I don't worry about that.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
That's why you don't.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
That's why you don't understand the terror of the glory
whole challenge. Because if something's touching me and I visibly
start like having a seizure.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
But but it can't hurt you.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
But but it's so horrible gross. If it can't hurt you,
it's mental.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
You just gotta push forward.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Understand you who won't eat stuff because you think it has.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Fur on it, because that to me and you taste
and gross or eat you know, hair and hair.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
And but it's not right.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I understand horse to your high furry horse.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
No, I'm just trying to understand the view, Like I'm
just trying to have an understanding.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Like if you see something like, oh, it's a little
cute you know, bunny rabbit.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Then nobody's afraid of a bunny rab right, So damn
you something that's a fraction of its size that you're
like you're jumping on table.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Kill or its context.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
If you see a if I saw a mouse run
through this this building, I would get on a chair
and start freaking out. But if somebody had a pet mouse,
they want to be a hold that.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I would even that, Like that can bite you. You
can get from right, you can have something, yeah that
committee get that. Scorpions get that. Yeah, scorpions can.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Hurt you, like a garden snake or whatever. Yeah, we
used to have garters.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
It goes back to.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
My initial thing. Like with the mouse and with the roach,
it's just speed that you don't have overall control of
the situation where it feels like even though it won't
hurt you, they're just so quick that you can't handle
the situation, and that that causes the fear.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
That's part of it.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I think just some people are scared of things and
are they're just big giant pusses. Again, I'm just trying
to that.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I've known Greg for you know, decades now, and you know,
just I'm just trying to I'm trying to figure out
in general, why people freak out more about certain things
and other things that could, you know, be more dangerous.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I think Greg has shared this, but you know, I've
known Greg just as long. I feel that it has
ramped up. Oh, I think fear.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Definitely, Yeah, definitely, like it's worse and worse. Ladybug landed
on my hand. I would probably have to take a shower.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
But what we initially met, you what I feel it
wasn't that bad.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Maybe not afraid of more things through the years.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Eight seven, seven forty four Wooding. You can text us
if you like. Over to two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
A Woody show. All systems are going.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, it is time for the first time in the
new year to talk to two of MENACE's oldest friends.
He goes way back with both of these gentlemen who
we've had on the show on a regular basis, and
we have them all together for a round the Woodies
show Crossfire.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
It's time to talk to Hammer and Hank and half Jake.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Let's say hi to.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Hammerred Hank. Let me get them on the line here,
hammered Hank.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Heik uh oh sounds like the line sounds like the
phone's kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Hank, can you hear us? Oh, there is everybody happy here.
Happy to your Hank buddy, and.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Also please welcome to the show. Uh, he is our friend,
half baked.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Happy, you're half baked? Yeah, you're there?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Hello, ma friend, Oh there he is half baked.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
And hammerd Hank, what do you show? Crossfire? How you
boys doing? How are the holidays really?
Speaker 8 (12:22):
Seven? Rocket shorts? Oh, Houston Rocket?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, so you got shorts? I think yeah he did? Okay,
all right, Houston Rocket shorts. Now how many shorts and
jerseys do you have? I forget?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Three Hundred's crazy?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
All right, I'm.
Speaker 8 (12:46):
Wearing a great Maddics right now.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Okay, all right, yeah, legendary pitcher okay, the Chicago for
the Wall both he did play for the Cup and
then the Braves. Yeah, and then Hammer and Hank. I
understand that you got yourself a new laptop. Well, we
talked to you the last time, the last time we
talked before the holidays. You're saying how you had to
get a new laptop because yours had crapped out. All right,
(13:11):
and uh and Mena stepped up and essentially brand new laptop.
How's that working out?
Speaker 9 (13:16):
They get big shot out to everyone at the Woody Show,
for give me a new laptop?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Was that was?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
That was?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That was all Menace.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I wish, you know, I wish we could say that
we we all had something to do with that, but
that was that was MENACE's own doing. But I'm glad.
I'm glad it worked out. And you have the podcast
going on that seems to be going well. It's the
it's the tell us about the podcast, I'll do you
say it.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
It is the Hammer and Hank show What's My Buddy
Ryan Hoppy, which is available weekly on Spotify, iHeart Radio
or wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Okay, right, okay, you know what Hank should be. He
should literally be like an announcer for prices.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Right, it's like a late night late Yeah, I would.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Watch the announcer for Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
He could do that.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Well. I have a question for both of you, guys
and half baits. We'll start with you on this one.
Because it is the new year. Do you have any
kind of New year resolution or some people don't like
call the New year's resolution like a goal. Do you
have any goals?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
For the new year.
Speaker 8 (14:18):
Yeah, to spend a little less and make a little more.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Well yeah, so just kind of get the finances in line.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
That's smart.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Spend less, save more, that's good.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
So do you have any kind of particular strategy in mind,
Like have you looked at your budget and figured.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Out, I'm only getting twenty four hours.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I gotta get a little.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Part time job, so you need to get in for it.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, thank god for it every day.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
And then how have you not decided to maybe work
at one of these places you have like such an affection,
like a like a Texas Roadhouse or some or Hooters?
Like why have you never applied to work there?
Speaker 8 (15:00):
Leaders are closed down.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Us here, So Texas Roadhouse?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
That job is too hard, it is?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, he stress he worked there? You already did work there?
You did?
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
What did you do there?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (15:15):
Four for eight months.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
And a chopped off man and he loves that place.
I could see that.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
I worked in a similar restaurant in high school. It's
just it's a lot of walk and you're always moving.
Like what job did you have in the restaurant? Were
you in the kitchen or were you.
Speaker 8 (15:30):
A bolster and a Dishwasser and it was a torture chamber,
but non stop.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
All right.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
So his goal for hap BIG's goal for twenty twenty
six is to spend less.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
And earn more. That's a good got a little what.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
About you Hammer and Hank any goals for twenty twenty six?
And he read New Yorks Resolutions.
Speaker 9 (15:53):
Yes, to be an even nicer person. Had just seen
the national anthem at the Central Giants game this year.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Okay, I did see.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I did see a video that you posted on social
media where you you even you even gave a little
sample of you singing and talked about how you sang
the anthem at the Modesto Nuts game. And he's he's
putting it out there. I mean they say, like, you
don't know unless you ask. So he's putting it out
there that he wants to sing the national anthem at
the San Jose Giants game at some point in this
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upcoming season.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Which is the minor league for the Giants.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, and and to be a nicer person, like how
could you be a nicer persons? Like where do you
where do you think you're lacking? I think you're I
think you're very nice now. But like how do you
think you could be a nicer person.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
To interact with people, to interact with people more.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
Yeah, let them see how nice you are.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Oskay, we do have we do, we do have some
ideas for that, fellas.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
And in fact, there's a one opportunity I'm thinking about
off the top of my head, and I'm gonna ask
both of you about this. But you know, we're trying
to get dates for dumb Ass Tyler and for Menji
who work here in the Woody Show, because they're both
single and I want to meet some ladies. Hang can happicked?
Are you are you interested in uh in meeting ladies
and getting dates?
Speaker 8 (17:05):
Well?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Are you getting Oh yeah, yeah, he wants some latinas.
Oh yeah, that's what Hank wants all because we're we're
thinking about putting together an event like just to kind
of like a little meet up, and we're gonna encourage
some some single ladies to come on out and to
meet people like Dumbass Tyler and Menji and if and
if you guys would would like to come, once we
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get all the details and everything kind of sorted out,
we would like to invite you guys as our personal
guest we'd bring you in, uh to to be a
part of that event.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Whopper, all.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Right, all right, because I know that.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Look, I know there's a lot of people who would
be really interested to meet to meet both of you, Hank,
can we count you in for that as well?
Speaker 9 (17:49):
Or what interesting.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
That's not committal? You say it's interesting. Is that something
that you would be uh you would be interested in attending?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, okay, DJ promoting.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
All right, Well let's uh, let's let's ask you guys
about some questions. What do you show crossfire getting these
guys depending on different things that are that are happening
out there are different things that you're seeing maybe in
the news. And one of the things that that we
have seen here just over the past week is the
news about the new autism Barbie, the new autism Barbie. Now,
(18:28):
I'm all, man, so I don't buy junk like, well,
I don't buy him.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I don't know it's a treasure, Okay, I don't.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I don't buy those either. I don't collect him. I
know the medics went to that Barbie convention, Yeah, the
interview people about their Barbies. Yeah, but so what do
you think it's a do you think it's a good idea.
They do all these things for diversity and inclusivity. H
do you think that's important?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
All you want?
Speaker 8 (18:55):
When that that movie Barbie came out, I thought it
was a joke. But it made a cut trillion dollars.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah, it made a lot of money.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
Do you think the sale was in theaters for like
four to six months?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Oh yeah, it was in theaters for a long time.
Speaker 8 (19:12):
But do you think we did eight hundred times better
than I thought it was?
Speaker 10 (19:17):
Not?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Sure? Did? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Well no, no, because you're because you're a straight man,
you're all man. You didn't you didn't watch that. But
do you think it's a good idea to have these
like diversity inclusivity type barbies that they or do you
think I.
Speaker 8 (19:32):
Guess if it sells and makes mytel more money, it
was worth it for my tail.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
True, clnical, but true.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Let me ask Hammerhank the same question. How do you
feel about them releasing these types of these barbies? Do
you think it's a good idea or do you think
it's just kind of pandering and just political correct.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I think it's just okay, it's just okay, yeah, all.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Right, just okay. Now, which one of all the maybe
to be diverse and inclusive. Which one do you think
they're missed? At this point, we need we have a.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Different syndrome, one a vidal lego, a blind one.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Which kind of Barbie do you think they're missing, Hank
the Marble man?
Speaker 9 (20:08):
Because I cut a baseball programs and I see pictures
of Marboro Man on the back of the old old
school baseball programs.
Speaker 10 (20:17):
Okay, so you want to Marlboro man, Barbie smoking Barbie.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
We got a Marborough man could be his girlfriend?
Speaker 8 (20:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
What if what if? Okay, this is what he'd be?
Even more inclusive? What if Barbie is identifying as a
man and is in the Marlborough Man. Get up, you've
hit Peter Horse.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
Saying the song Black Coaster.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Well come take Can I go back real quick about
the autism Barbie, because Hank, you do a bunch of
autism p s. As I thought you would be all
about this. Okay, that's true, that's correct.
Speaker 9 (21:05):
Okay, yeah, I rather continue in autism.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Brought more so than like autism autism Barbie happy, Let
me ask you the question, uh, which if they were
gonna if they needed another idea, like what what what
do you think they're missing so far with their diversity
and inclusion. Barbie project, I don't want nothing to do
with this, that's what that.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Okay, So he doesn't want to Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
All right.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
The other the other story that we wanted to bring up,
that was in the news. I'm sure you saw, now
you guys. Have you guys both watched Home Alone?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Okay, so you know the Wet bandits Joe Pesci and
Daniel Stern Annuel Stern. Yeah, he did, and he got
busted for picking up a prostitute. What are your thoughts
on this whole subject? We we've talked about prostitution, legal
not egal. I mean, what do you think in general?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
What do you think?
Speaker 8 (22:03):
I think it's bad, but there's worse stuff in the world.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
And do you think it should be legal?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
No, but there's worse.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
But why why not? Like, why why shouldn't it be legal?
Greg's argument is that it's too consenting adults. If it's
too consenting adults, they both.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
Should be legal if they're both eighteen, right.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Of course, yeah, of course. Nothing you know, no pimps,
nothing bad going on behind the scenes. They both agree
to it. They set their price, it's a transaction. All right.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You say it's bad, but what do you think the
punishment should be?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Then? Fine, just fine, like sixty nine dollars.
Speaker 8 (22:45):
One hundred and sixty.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Hank, what are your thoughts when it comes to prostitution?
Is this something that you think should be legal or illegal?
Speaker 9 (22:54):
I agree with half bake one billion.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
One billion percent. All right, Well he kind of went
back and forth. He said he said he didn't think
it should be legal.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Then he said, oh, maybe it should be legal. Uh yeah,
are you voting legal or illegal? Probably illegal? Illegal because
they did.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Okay, right, But I'm saying, like, if you if you
had a choice, uh, you know, to make it illegal,
because isn't it? Would this be something that you would
be interested in, Like, let's say it was completely legal,
you couldn't get in trouble. Would you ever would you
ever be open to hiring somebody for that kind of service?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Never?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Never, really, man, not even for like a like a
little hand party or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Nothing, No, all right, that'd be money, all right, half.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Big same question for you, would you ever would you
ever be open to, like if you wouldn't get in
trouble it was totally legal, like if you watch like
the say.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Like the Bunny Rams or something. Yeah, I've done stuff
like that.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
You have no but I go to like bars and
that are like that.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Where they for like what services on the side. Yeah,
this is this is kind of like a like little
massage places kind of thing or a bar spots.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Yeah, yeah, okay kind of spots.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
That's all right, who cares?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah, I see, yeah, no big deal.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Let's get into something else that I know. Half Baked
has a lot of opinions on him. That would be sports.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
You know.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Of course, we're in the postseason here for the NFL.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Now it's down to the divisional round.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Now that we know the teams that are left half
baked at this point, who's going to the super Bowl?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
What two teams and are gonna win the Super Bowl?
At LEVI Okay, the the.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
Hawk and the Lambs are going down all right? Now?
What about Rams? No?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I got it, that is incorrect. You know, I'm a
hardcore Steeler fan. Yeah, Greg is a hardcore Niners fan.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Uh jinas know the first thing about a football Patriots
fan over there with with Sammy and then Tennessee Titans
for seedback, we're kind of all over the place.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I'm having visions of.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
You are like nineteen ninety nine eighty George.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Oh, Eddie, George.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Let me ask you, I think, are you just being
a homer for the Niners or is that your true opinion?
Speaker 8 (25:30):
That's my true team?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
So if they're going to win the Super Bowl representing
the NFC, who do you think for the AFC will
be in the Super Bowl with them?
Speaker 8 (25:39):
Probably Denver? I would think.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Danta is solid. That's a solid pick, so Denver and
then the Niners in the Super Bowl. That is half
bakes pick. Let's go to Hammer and Hank, Cameron, Hank,
look into your crystal ball and tell me who's going
to the Super Bowl, what two teams and which team
will win?
Speaker 9 (25:56):
Unfortunately, my Chiefs did even make the playoffs to share.
I think he's gonna be the Broncos and the Bears,
with the Bears winning.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
All right, Broncos and the Bears. What's your favorite? Spores
winning baseball?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Clearly just baseball.
Speaker 9 (26:11):
Definitely baseball.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, I mean it's all he talks about, is baseball.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Well, because he does the singing.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, But I mean he seems to really,
you know, all things baseball. He talks about the programs,
and yeah, just in this conversation alone.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
And it's interesting though, Hank, that aren't you a big
as fan and you want to go sing out the
Giants game?
Speaker 9 (26:30):
I need to be them by nine anymore because that
prick draw Pictures is moving them to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Okay, if he's not a fan of that, I didn't
know that, Hank.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I'm pulling for you. I hope you get to sing
the national anthem. We'll obviously keep keep tabs on everything that's.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Going on there.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Enjoy the new laptop. Make sure everybody checks out the podcast.
What's the name of the podcast again, Hank the.
Speaker 9 (26:51):
Hammer and Hankshove Ryan Hoppy. W's just available every week
on Spotify, on our radio or wherever you get your
podcast and call me on Instagram at d J Hay.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
All right, Hey, hey, let me ask you a question.
I've been I've been meaning to ask you this. I've
noticed on the the advertisements for your podcast that I
see on social media that Ryan Hoppy, your co host,
has like a big blue something over his face.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
What what's that all about?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I didn't know because I for at first I even
asked Menace about it. He wasn't He couldn't tell me
that the real answer there, but he didn't know what
was going on. But like I thought you had maybe
a falling out and that was your way of like,
you know, people cut people's faces out of little pictures.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
I thought you.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I thought you and Ryan maybe have like a falling out,
and you were just kind of, you know, marking over
his face.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Right, Okay, all right, well, I'm glad we got that
and clear it up. Cool, I've been dying to get
that good. Yeah, and uh.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
And half baked. Keep us updated. What kind of part
time jobs are you looking at? That? He said, you
want to add to you more money, spend less money,
but make more money. Maybe add to uh a little
second job into the mix of what kind of job
you're looking at?
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Stalker? Is it not like stalking people stocking?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I mean, your absolute dream job would be working at
the movie theater. That was your favorite job ever.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
Yeah, but I've been fired four times from from this way,
from the wait, from the same movie theater.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
You got fired four times from the same theater from
four different He's.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Got to be out of theater.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah, you're running out.
Speaker 8 (28:38):
And threatening the old fall from the B Street Theater
and I'm span from T Street and role.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
All right about all the details, that's not good. Well,
hey both of you fellas well.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
We'll keep you updated on how this like this party
let's get together that we're thinking about.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
We're thinking hopefully in February at.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Some point, but as soon as we get the date
and uh all the details and stuff, we'll reach out
to both of you guys and hope to see you
there for our little singles like what is show meet
market like where you can meet like M E E T.
Yeah exactly, that's kind of like what we're thinking. We'll
let you know we have all the dates together and
look forward to seeing you guys. Hammered, Hanking half piked, everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Thanks, guys, are okay all right?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Piece?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Thank you, Hank half back, thank you, and we'll talk
to you soon.
Speaker 9 (29:31):
Buddy, there he.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Is back to Costco.
Speaker 11 (29:35):
Jeez, you had some sort of for yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're gonna take a quick break more what his show
is next?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Hang on the show back in the mid
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
So you know we have our YouTube page YouTube dot com.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Slash the Oni Show. You can get to it there.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Animated podcast on the animated podcast out there. We have
a new one, my animated podcast. Did you post the
link already there? Man?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
This is already yes, since up at dot com Slash
the WHI Show right now, I'm looking at it.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
All right, Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna play it for you.
And then uh, and then Sammy has like a little
kind of related follow up thing.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah and she uh, she.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Was reminded about this with our around a bush or bear.
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm intrigued.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, all right, and then this animated podcast you best
tell us all about it.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Well, it's one of Greg's many, many stories about doing
outdoor yard work, except.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
This time it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
It doesn't end up in him having sex in his yard.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
So it's with a twist. I was being all manly.
I was taking care of this rock project I wanted
to do. I was getting rid of wood chips and
putting in rock. Take the truck, go to home to Pope,
get the cart full of those rocks, and it's so
heavy I can barely push it. I go to the
register in the garden section, bringing up my rocks, about
to go back to my truck, and as I'm putting
(01:13):
my card back in my wallet, a june bug comes
and goes right by my ear and hits me in
the side of the head, right in front of the cashier.
These two young girls, I went, they were laughing at
me so hard. Give this manly man, So you want
(01:34):
your receipt And I said no, yeah, my god.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
And the bug would have kilt you.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
It probably would have bitten me.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
One of the thing is we.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Have these like little conversations on the air and then
an animation team takes the audio and makes a little cartoon.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Episode out of it. And we have a post for
you right now. There are dozens and dozens and dozens
of them that you could see. Right down are YouTube page.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
What do you showed?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Animated podcast?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Just go to the woodieshow dot com or our social media.
We have ma all posted there and.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
This particular one the animator nailed it, like this is
essentially a documentary.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, Sammy, so you got reminded about something hearing Morgan's
busher Bear from the Reptile Convention. We're talking about all
the other things they sell there, like millipedes and the
giant cockroach that Morgan held. I mean it was a
lobster's Seriously, it really was huge, like a giant prawn.
(02:38):
Almost a lot of times Greg exaggerates it.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Was like a billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay, you know that's Greg's thing. He's not exaggering this thing.
It's it's the biggest cockroach.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I've ever seen, the size of a hamster.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I'd say, yea yeah, if you held it huge.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
So when we were on break, you guys, I went
into the kitchen just to get coffee where we get
coffee every morning, and there was a cock rope instead
right on the floor, right there, and it looked just
like the one that we had.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
In this study.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I wonder if it's the actual one missing the one
that miss kes.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah, So I walked in and it was it was
just right, there's a different one. That's a different one.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
We just have cockroaches. That's a full, like life sized
alien from another planet.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
They're everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, but building oh yeah, in the kitchen the other day,
that's right.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Yeah, yeah, that's one that we're getting made out with.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Frenched it. How would they get up here?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
There's food in the walls.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Why would they think there's food here even though we're
fat pigs.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Well, like you're outside.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But many floors up right exactly, I can imagine the
first floor. Then it has to be full of roaches.
Probably there's roaches all the way up here.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
But betweens and commercial beings. They're in the.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Walls right everywhere up grace background. Now there has to
be a cluster of them somewhere.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It doesn't surprise me. I just I just assume that
these things are kind of everywhere. My cockroaches absolutely.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Right in the middle of the floor like that was.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
And I thought of Greg, because Greg is usually the
first person at that coffee machine in the morning, so
he would break It would have been Greg by himself walking.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Up to that corg.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I've seen a roach in that little kitchen area one time,
and then SeaBASS found a roach in the bathroom way
down the hall many many years ago, and to this day,
I walked into that bathroom and I stand and scan
the room first thinking about them. But speaking of roaches
on high places. When I went to Australia, I was
there Pie it was fantastic A thousand years ago. I
(04:53):
stayed at the Penthouse suite of this hotel and look
at me. Well, my friend my a great gory my
friend one trip and we went. Yeah, and so we're
at the Penthouse and I can't remember the floor, thirty
ninth floor. Cockroach comes coming out of the ac events.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
So we called the front desk. They sent up a
guy and he looked at it and he's like, oh,
those are the ones that fly.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
So I just texted over they fly, Yeah, some of
them do.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
And what did you do with it, Sammy?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Did you pick it up? Like, take it outside on
the tree?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
I left it there, and typically this is not my
job person, but I saw that cockroach right there, and
I just got my coffee and I left and I'm like, no,
I'm cleaning this up.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It's already dead.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Yeah, get you.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
She's the one that would pick it up and take
it outside.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
If it was alive, I would have taken it outside.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
No, Sammy, Because there is also another saw, which is
that I did want other people to see it so
that they could let people know.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
That's good text.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
A couple of them coming in saying cockroaches are attracted
to cardboard, So if you have a lot of cardboard
boxes lying around.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
That could be a call priat.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Somebody else said that roaches come through.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Your vent pipes that are hooked up to your floor drains,
so there's water in the pea trap. The roach is
just you know, going right through the matter what floor
you're on, ten floor, fifteen floor, doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Why do they like it? Doesn't? It doesn't surprise me
because they can eat it cardboard. That's what it says.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Why why do people have such a reaction to cockroaches?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Like they don't bite, do they?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I don't think so. They're associated with being dirty, right,
that's what it is.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
It implies a dirty area, dirty area is what's going
to attract a cockroach.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Also, they're so quick, they seem like they're just discussing.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
It's not a fear. A fear of bugs, isn't a
fear of being bitten or stung. It's just creepy.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Natural reaction, run up your leg to your bung hole.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But people have exactly have a harsher reaction to cockroaches
than other.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Bugs, not Greg Greg gregs differ conro broken because they
are so fast versus everything.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Also, they're not cute like flies at least have interesting coloration.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Grasshoppers are cute. I likesper I love you pray. Madisons
are either they're intriguing, they're cool.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
They look like five French green beans.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You don't like ros.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Those are cute, lady manesters turned their heads, turn their heads.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
They look like I always thought when I was a kid,
caterpillars were cool.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, we'd pick them off like the tree trunks and
you know, the hand, yeah, because they're you know, it
was like holding a pipe cleaner.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, all fuzzy and stuff. Yeah, it was cool.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
And then we would catch grasshoppers because like the playground
at our school, they were all over the place whatever,
spring fall whenever that was probably sprank and we'd catch
them and we hold them and you know, show our friends.
But they would always poop in your hand.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Oh yeah, I think that's they're like, they're like try
to get away defense.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Also them catch them.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
You didn't have a proper childhood if you didn't catch
lightning bugs slash fireflies, which.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
A girl area.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Right, Well, Greg, we could do this. We do a
March Sadness bracket of Greg's saddest bug.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
What we already know. Number one would probably be roach. Yeah,
but Sammy, at least that roach you found was isn't
currently burning in house? Yes, and if it was alive,
you would have brought it outside. That kind of angry
let it.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I guess I just have a hard time understanding fear
of things that can't hurt you. Well, like I understand sneaks, sharks, alligators, bears.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Like things that's not venomous that can't hurt you.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I don't worry about that.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
That's why you don't.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
That's why you don't understand the terror of the glory
whole challenge. Because if something's touching me and I visibly
start like having a seizure.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
But but it can't hurt you.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
But but it's so horrible gross. If it can't hurt you,
it's mental.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
You just gotta push forward.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Understand you who won't eat stuff because you think it has.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Fur on it, because that to me and you taste
and gross or eat you know, hair and hair.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
And but it's not right.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I understand horse to your high furry horse.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
No, I'm just trying to understand the view, Like I'm
just trying to have an understanding.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Like if you see something like, oh, it's a little
cute you know, bunny rabbit.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Then nobody's afraid of a bunny rab right, So damn
you something that's a fraction of its size that you're
like you're jumping on table.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Kill or its context.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
If you see a if I saw a mouse run
through this this building, I would get on a chair
and start freaking out. But if somebody had a pet mouse,
they want to be a hold that.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I would even that, Like that can bite you. You
can get from right, you can have something, yeah that
committee get that. Scorpions get that. Yeah, scorpions can.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Hurt you, like a garden snake or whatever. Yeah, we
used to have garters.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
It goes back to.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
My initial thing. Like with the mouse and with the roach,
it's just speed that you don't have overall control of
the situation where it feels like even though it won't
hurt you, they're just so quick that you can't handle
the situation, and that that causes the fear.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
That's part of it.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I think just some people are scared of things and
are they're just big giant pusses. Again, I'm just trying
to that.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I've known Greg for you know, decades now, and you know,
just I'm just trying to I'm trying to figure out
in general, why people freak out more about certain things
and other things that could, you know, be more dangerous.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I think Greg has shared this, but you know, I've
known Greg just as long. I feel that it has
ramped up. Oh, I think fear.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Definitely, Yeah, definitely, like it's worse and worse. Ladybug landed
on my hand. I would probably have to take a shower.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
But what we initially met, you what I feel it
wasn't that bad.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Maybe not afraid of more things through the years.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Eight seven, seven forty four Wooding. You can text us
if you like. Over to two two nine eight seven.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
A Woody show. All systems are going.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, it is time for the first time in the
new year to talk to two of MENACE's oldest friends.
He goes way back with both of these gentlemen who
we've had on the show on a regular basis, and
we have them all together for a round the Woodies
show Crossfire.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
It's time to talk to Hammer and Hank and half Jake.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Let's say hi to.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Hammerred Hank. Let me get them on the line here,
hammered Hank.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Heik uh oh sounds like the line sounds like the
phone's kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Hank, can you hear us? Oh, there is everybody happy here.
Happy to your Hank buddy, and.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Also please welcome to the show. Uh, he is our friend,
half baked.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Happy, you're half baked? Yeah, you're there?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Hello, ma friend, Oh there he is half baked.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
And hammerd Hank, what do you show? Crossfire? How you
boys doing? How are the holidays really?
Speaker 8 (12:22):
Seven? Rocket shorts? Oh, Houston Rocket?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, so you got shorts? I think yeah he did? Okay,
all right, Houston Rocket shorts. Now how many shorts and
jerseys do you have? I forget?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Three Hundred's crazy?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
All right, I'm.
Speaker 8 (12:46):
Wearing a great Maddics right now.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Okay, all right, yeah, legendary pitcher okay, the Chicago for
the Wall both he did play for the Cup and
then the Braves. Yeah, and then Hammer and Hank. I
understand that you got yourself a new laptop. Well, we
talked to you the last time, the last time we
talked before the holidays. You're saying how you had to
get a new laptop because yours had crapped out. All right,
(13:11):
and uh and Mena stepped up and essentially brand new laptop.
How's that working out?
Speaker 9 (13:16):
They get big shot out to everyone at the Woody Show,
for give me a new laptop?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Was that was?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
That was?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That was all Menace.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I wish, you know, I wish we could say that
we we all had something to do with that, but
that was that was MENACE's own doing. But I'm glad.
I'm glad it worked out. And you have the podcast
going on that seems to be going well. It's the
it's the tell us about the podcast, I'll do you
say it.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
It is the Hammer and Hank show What's My Buddy
Ryan Hoppy, which is available weekly on Spotify, iHeart Radio
or wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Okay, right, okay, you know what Hank should be. He
should literally be like an announcer for prices.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Right, it's like a late night late Yeah, I would.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Watch the announcer for Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
He could do that.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Well. I have a question for both of you, guys
and half baits. We'll start with you on this one.
Because it is the new year. Do you have any
kind of New year resolution or some people don't like
call the New year's resolution like a goal. Do you
have any goals?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
For the new year.
Speaker 8 (14:18):
Yeah, to spend a little less and make a little more.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Well yeah, so just kind of get the finances in line.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
That's smart.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Spend less, save more, that's good.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
So do you have any kind of particular strategy in mind,
Like have you looked at your budget and figured.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Out, I'm only getting twenty four hours.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I gotta get a little.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Part time job, so you need to get in for it.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, thank god for it every day.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
And then how have you not decided to maybe work
at one of these places you have like such an affection,
like a like a Texas Roadhouse or some or Hooters?
Like why have you never applied to work there?
Speaker 8 (15:00):
Leaders are closed down.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Us here, So Texas Roadhouse?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
That job is too hard, it is?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, he stress he worked there? You already did work there?
You did?
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
What did you do there?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (15:15):
Four for eight months.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
And a chopped off man and he loves that place.
I could see that.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
I worked in a similar restaurant in high school. It's
just it's a lot of walk and you're always moving.
Like what job did you have in the restaurant? Were
you in the kitchen or were you.
Speaker 8 (15:30):
A bolster and a Dishwasser and it was a torture chamber,
but non stop.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
All right.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
So his goal for hap BIG's goal for twenty twenty
six is to spend less.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
And earn more. That's a good got a little what.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
About you Hammer and Hank any goals for twenty twenty six?
And he read New Yorks Resolutions.
Speaker 9 (15:53):
Yes, to be an even nicer person. Had just seen
the national anthem at the Central Giants game this year.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Okay, I did see.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I did see a video that you posted on social
media where you you even you even gave a little
sample of you singing and talked about how you sang
the anthem at the Modesto Nuts game. And he's he's
putting it out there. I mean they say, like, you
don't know unless you ask. So he's putting it out
there that he wants to sing the national anthem at
the San Jose Giants game at some point in this
(16:23):
upcoming season.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Which is the minor league for the Giants.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, and and to be a nicer person, like how
could you be a nicer persons? Like where do you
where do you think you're lacking? I think you're I
think you're very nice now. But like how do you
think you could be a nicer person.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
To interact with people, to interact with people more.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
Yeah, let them see how nice you are.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Oskay, we do have we do, we do have some
ideas for that, fellas.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
And in fact, there's a one opportunity I'm thinking about
off the top of my head, and I'm gonna ask
both of you about this. But you know, we're trying
to get dates for dumb Ass Tyler and for Menji
who work here in the Woody Show, because they're both
single and I want to meet some ladies. Hang can happicked?
Are you are you interested in uh in meeting ladies
and getting dates?
Speaker 8 (17:05):
Well?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Are you getting Oh yeah, yeah, he wants some latinas.
Oh yeah, that's what Hank wants all because we're we're
thinking about putting together an event like just to kind
of like a little meet up, and we're gonna encourage
some some single ladies to come on out and to
meet people like Dumbass Tyler and Menji and if and
if you guys would would like to come, once we
(17:28):
get all the details and everything kind of sorted out,
we would like to invite you guys as our personal
guest we'd bring you in, uh to to be a
part of that event.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Whopper, all.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Right, all right, because I know that.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Look, I know there's a lot of people who would
be really interested to meet to meet both of you, Hank,
can we count you in for that as well?
Speaker 9 (17:49):
Or what interesting.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
That's not committal? You say it's interesting. Is that something
that you would be uh you would be interested in attending?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, okay, DJ promoting.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
All right, Well let's uh, let's let's ask you guys
about some questions. What do you show crossfire getting these
guys depending on different things that are that are happening
out there are different things that you're seeing maybe in
the news. And one of the things that that we
have seen here just over the past week is the
news about the new autism Barbie, the new autism Barbie. Now,
(18:28):
I'm all, man, so I don't buy junk like, well,
I don't buy him.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I don't know it's a treasure, Okay, I don't.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I don't buy those either. I don't collect him. I
know the medics went to that Barbie convention, Yeah, the
interview people about their Barbies. Yeah, but so what do
you think it's a do you think it's a good idea.
They do all these things for diversity and inclusivity. H
do you think that's important?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
All you want?
Speaker 8 (18:55):
When that that movie Barbie came out, I thought it
was a joke. But it made a cut trillion dollars.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah, it made a lot of money.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
Do you think the sale was in theaters for like
four to six months?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Oh yeah, it was in theaters for a long time.
Speaker 8 (19:12):
But do you think we did eight hundred times better
than I thought it was?
Speaker 10 (19:17):
Not?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Sure? Did? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Well no, no, because you're because you're a straight man,
you're all man. You didn't you didn't watch that. But
do you think it's a good idea to have these
like diversity inclusivity type barbies that they or do you
think I.
Speaker 8 (19:32):
Guess if it sells and makes mytel more money, it
was worth it for my tail.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
True, clnical, but true.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Let me ask Hammerhank the same question. How do you
feel about them releasing these types of these barbies? Do
you think it's a good idea or do you think
it's just kind of pandering and just political correct.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
I think it's just okay, it's just okay, yeah, all.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Right, just okay. Now, which one of all the maybe
to be diverse and inclusive. Which one do you think
they're missed? At this point, we need we have a.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Different syndrome, one a vidal lego, a blind one.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Which kind of Barbie do you think they're missing, Hank
the Marble man?
Speaker 9 (20:08):
Because I cut a baseball programs and I see pictures
of Marboro Man on the back of the old old
school baseball programs.
Speaker 10 (20:17):
Okay, so you want to Marlboro man, Barbie smoking Barbie.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
We got a Marborough man could be his girlfriend?
Speaker 8 (20:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
What if what if? Okay, this is what he'd be?
Even more inclusive? What if Barbie is identifying as a
man and is in the Marlborough Man. Get up, you've
hit Peter Horse.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
Saying the song Black Coaster.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Well come take Can I go back real quick about
the autism Barbie, because Hank, you do a bunch of
autism p s. As I thought you would be all
about this. Okay, that's true, that's correct.
Speaker 9 (21:05):
Okay, yeah, I rather continue in autism.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Brought more so than like autism autism Barbie happy, Let
me ask you the question, uh, which if they were
gonna if they needed another idea, like what what what
do you think they're missing so far with their diversity
and inclusion. Barbie project, I don't want nothing to do
with this, that's what that.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Okay, So he doesn't want to Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
All right.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
The other the other story that we wanted to bring up,
that was in the news. I'm sure you saw, now
you guys. Have you guys both watched Home Alone?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Okay, so you know the Wet bandits Joe Pesci and
Daniel Stern Annuel Stern. Yeah, he did, and he got
busted for picking up a prostitute. What are your thoughts
on this whole subject? We we've talked about prostitution, legal
not egal. I mean, what do you think in general?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
What do you think?
Speaker 8 (22:03):
I think it's bad, but there's worse stuff in the world.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
And do you think it should be legal?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
No, but there's worse.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
But why why not? Like, why why shouldn't it be legal?
Greg's argument is that it's too consenting adults. If it's
too consenting adults, they both.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
Should be legal if they're both eighteen, right.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Of course, yeah, of course. Nothing you know, no pimps,
nothing bad going on behind the scenes. They both agree
to it. They set their price, it's a transaction. All right.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You say it's bad, but what do you think the
punishment should be?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Then? Fine, just fine, like sixty nine dollars.
Speaker 8 (22:45):
One hundred and sixty.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Hank, what are your thoughts when it comes to prostitution?
Is this something that you think should be legal or illegal?
Speaker 9 (22:54):
I agree with half bake one billion.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
One billion percent. All right, Well he kind of went
back and forth. He said he said he didn't think
it should be legal.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Then he said, oh, maybe it should be legal. Uh yeah,
are you voting legal or illegal? Probably illegal? Illegal because
they did.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Okay, right, But I'm saying, like, if you if you
had a choice, uh, you know, to make it illegal,
because isn't it? Would this be something that you would
be interested in, Like, let's say it was completely legal,
you couldn't get in trouble. Would you ever would you
ever be open to hiring somebody for that kind of service?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Never?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Never, really, man, not even for like a like a
little hand party or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Nothing, No, all right, that'd be money, all right, half.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Big same question for you, would you ever would you
ever be open to, like if you wouldn't get in
trouble it was totally legal, like if you watch like
the say.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Like the Bunny Rams or something. Yeah, I've done stuff
like that.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
You have no but I go to like bars and
that are like that.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Where they for like what services on the side. Yeah,
this is this is kind of like a like little
massage places kind of thing or a bar spots.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Yeah, yeah, okay kind of spots.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
That's all right, who cares?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah, I see, yeah, no big deal.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Let's get into something else that I know. Half Baked
has a lot of opinions on him. That would be sports.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
You know.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Of course, we're in the postseason here for the NFL.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Now it's down to the divisional round.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Now that we know the teams that are left half
baked at this point, who's going to the super Bowl?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
What two teams and are gonna win the Super Bowl?
At LEVI Okay, the the.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
Hawk and the Lambs are going down all right? Now?
What about Rams? No?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I got it, that is incorrect. You know, I'm a
hardcore Steeler fan. Yeah, Greg is a hardcore Niners fan.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Uh jinas know the first thing about a football Patriots
fan over there with with Sammy and then Tennessee Titans
for seedback, we're kind of all over the place.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I'm having visions of.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
You are like nineteen ninety nine eighty George.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Oh, Eddie, George.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Let me ask you, I think, are you just being
a homer for the Niners or is that your true opinion?
Speaker 8 (25:30):
That's my true team?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
So if they're going to win the Super Bowl representing
the NFC, who do you think for the AFC will
be in the Super Bowl with them?
Speaker 8 (25:39):
Probably Denver? I would think.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Danta is solid. That's a solid pick, so Denver and
then the Niners in the Super Bowl. That is half
bakes pick. Let's go to Hammer and Hank, Cameron, Hank,
look into your crystal ball and tell me who's going
to the Super Bowl, what two teams and which team
will win?
Speaker 9 (25:56):
Unfortunately, my Chiefs did even make the playoffs to share.
I think he's gonna be the Broncos and the Bears,
with the Bears winning.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
All right, Broncos and the Bears. What's your favorite? Spores
winning baseball?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Clearly just baseball.
Speaker 9 (26:11):
Definitely baseball.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, I mean it's all he talks about, is baseball.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Well, because he does the singing.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, But I mean he seems to really,
you know, all things baseball. He talks about the programs,
and yeah, just in this conversation alone.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
And it's interesting though, Hank, that aren't you a big
as fan and you want to go sing out the
Giants game?
Speaker 9 (26:30):
I need to be them by nine anymore because that
prick draw Pictures is moving them to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Okay, if he's not a fan of that, I didn't
know that, Hank.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I'm pulling for you. I hope you get to sing
the national anthem. We'll obviously keep keep tabs on everything that's.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Going on there.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Enjoy the new laptop. Make sure everybody checks out the podcast.
What's the name of the podcast again, Hank the.
Speaker 9 (26:51):
Hammer and Hankshove Ryan Hoppy. W's just available every week
on Spotify, on our radio or wherever you get your
podcast and call me on Instagram at d J Hay.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
All right, Hey, hey, let me ask you a question.
I've been I've been meaning to ask you this. I've
noticed on the the advertisements for your podcast that I
see on social media that Ryan Hoppy, your co host,
has like a big blue something over his face.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
What what's that all about?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I didn't know because I for at first I even
asked Menace about it. He wasn't He couldn't tell me
that the real answer there, but he didn't know what
was going on. But like I thought you had maybe
a falling out and that was your way of like,
you know, people cut people's faces out of little pictures.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
I thought you.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I thought you and Ryan maybe have like a falling out,
and you were just kind of, you know, marking over
his face.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Right, Okay, all right, well, I'm glad we got that
and clear it up. Cool, I've been dying to get
that good. Yeah, and uh.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
And half baked. Keep us updated. What kind of part
time jobs are you looking at? That? He said, you
want to add to you more money, spend less money,
but make more money. Maybe add to uh a little
second job into the mix of what kind of job
you're looking at?
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Stalker? Is it not like stalking people stocking?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I mean, your absolute dream job would be working at
the movie theater. That was your favorite job ever.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
Yeah, but I've been fired four times from from this way,
from the wait, from the same movie theater.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
You got fired four times from the same theater from
four different He's.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Got to be out of theater.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah, you're running out.
Speaker 8 (28:38):
And threatening the old fall from the B Street Theater
and I'm span from T Street and role.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
All right about all the details, that's not good. Well,
hey both of you fellas well.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
We'll keep you updated on how this like this party
let's get together that we're thinking about.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
We're thinking hopefully in February at.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Some point, but as soon as we get the date
and uh all the details and stuff, we'll reach out
to both of you guys and hope to see you
there for our little singles like what is show meet
market like where you can meet like M E E T.
Yeah exactly, that's kind of like what we're thinking. We'll
let you know we have all the dates together and
look forward to seeing you guys. Hammered, Hanking half piked, everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Thanks, guys, are okay all right?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Piece?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Thank you, Hank half back, thank you, and we'll talk
to you soon.
Speaker 9 (29:31):
Buddy, there he.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Is back to Costco.
Speaker 11 (29:35):
Jeez, you had some sort of for yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're gonna take a quick break more what his show
is next?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Hang on the show back in the mid
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