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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Breaking news. Greg Gory had to take a major charcot
at work.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Not since the Fall of Rome has there been this
much devastation on death.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Woody Woody.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
And now back to the Woody Show, Jen and Gap
Trivia Morgan. Will she know the phrase? These are all
well known phrases. Will Morgan know that? We were just
kind of talking before the break, Yeah, references.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
That made people feel old. When these younger.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
People didn't get it, somebody said I was I'm thirty one.
I was in the car with my younger sister. Kelly
Rowland came on and I was talking about the song
when my sister asked who Kelly Rowland was, and I
turned her. I said, yo, Destiny's child again blank stare
Destney's child who never met her?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
That was with Beyonce. Oh Beyonce, I know, but I
had no idea Destiny's child Kelly. Yeah, this other one said.
A couple of years ago, my very young coworker came
in wearing a pink sweater on a Wednesday, and I
jokingly responded with on Wednesdays were pink. She was very
confused and said, is there a dress code? And I
explained it was a quote from Mean Girls, and she
(01:07):
said that she had heard of it but never seen it,
and it sounded like a movie that her mom would know.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
That's sad because I'm like, oh that new movie Mean Girl.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
All right, So Jen gap trivia. Will Morgan know the phrase?
And the first one is.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Hey Morgan? If somebody said, as if, what would that
mean to you?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
As if? Like, no, way, okay, good.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
From where's it from?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
What movie is it from?
Speaker 7 (01:37):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Movie? Or TV show?
Speaker 8 (01:40):
I was going to guess like some pop magazine like
Tiger Beat or something, as if blonde?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
No, no, it's not tiger Beat is not a movie?
Or team is it? Reese Witherspoon?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
No, but you you're circling so close?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Clueless?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Clueless Silverstone?
Speaker 9 (01:59):
Okay, all right, all right, I'm just gonna give around here.
What if somebody what if somebody looked at somebody and said, shwing?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, what is that? What?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Shwing?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I'd bang you like, yeah, you're.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Doing really it's lucky mean?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Like, how would you like, how how would you how
would you use it?
Speaker 8 (02:19):
Like like actually saying the words thing, yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
How would you use it? Swing? I'm excited right now.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I mean, yeah, like check out, did did you guys
see Clueless? Did you see Alicia?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, it's not like it's from Swing, is from no
clue Wayne's World. Never seen it, Never saw Wayne's World?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Okay, know about it, you've heard it doesn't necessarily you
know that you know the characters though.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Right, yes, because everyone does that for Halloween.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Right, But do you know what the movie is based on?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
No, it's an sn L bit.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Remember Ebomb's World that web? Yeah, that's what I always
think of.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay, okay, yeah, Wayne and Garth, these two guys that
had like a cable access show.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It was called Wayne's World. Yeah, and they're just like,
you know, kind of like Bill and Ted.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Sorta kind of dopey, stoner type of that's true.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah, what if somebody said, hey Morgan, big whoop?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Oh like big deal, big whoop.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Okay, you're doing.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Really good one. That one's easy, okay, yeah, another Mike Myers.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
I just can't tell you where they're from though.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
No, that's okay. I'm bugging.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Oh I'm bugging, Like what that means.
Speaker 8 (03:36):
I'm bugging like I'm not having a good time or
I'm like not in a good mood.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Right, now, yeah, I'm kind of bugging this.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Oh yeah, like you guys, I have I have so
much work to do.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
And I have like on this bugging, I'm freaking out.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yeah, like I'm freaking out like you're stressed.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Okay, Yeah, I mean bugging is still used today, it's
not like.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
But has it changed?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Has it changed definition or how you would use it,
Because I don't mean I'm bugging means I'm freaking out
like I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Anxious on edge.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I'm bugging.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, I'm bugging.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
That'd be the equivalent today like I'm.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Cooked, or he can say, or he can say, like
Morgan's bugging like she's acting crazy like.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And could crash out. That just means you freaked out
right right, But if you say I'm crashing out, that
could mean I think, but that can mean I'm bugging
extreme bugging if you want to if you.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Want to marry the two together.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
So like if you try to explain like what I'm
bugging is, you could say when someone says like, oh dude,
I'm crashing out, that means I'm bugging.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I agree with.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Morgan though, it's you are being a little more extreme
when you're crashing out.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Crash out is like the last straw?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
All right, Jen gap trivia. We're asking Morgan does she
know the phrase?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Hey Morgan, yeah, gag me?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Oh I mean is it sexual?
Speaker 7 (04:49):
No?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Like okay, then I don't, I.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Says, gag me with a spoon.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Gag me with a spoon.
Speaker 8 (04:55):
Oh no, I haven't heard a spoonful of sugar helps
the medicine go down.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Sure, spoonful of sugar apparently will help you with hiccups.
I really yeah, sug no.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
My my stepmother had one of my kids tried because
they had these hiccups that wouldn't go away, and it worked.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Okay, I know spoonful of peanut butter works for hiccups.
Speaker 9 (05:16):
Really, I never heard that either. So somebody, so, Greg,
say gag me with the spoon.
Speaker 10 (05:20):
Correctly, gag me with a spoon, you would be it,
Hey Greg, gag me with a So, Greg, you want
to go?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You want to go see Wicked? No, gag me with
a spoon.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
So you would rather get gagged by a spoon.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
Yo, look at this picture of a cockroach.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Oh why the spoon part?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Use it to gag yourself?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It is well, it was used in another one of
those movies. Val Girl, Val Girl.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, hey, Morgan, chops to you.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
What does it mean?
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Oh like good job, Oh, good job, props.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
To you, Morgan. What about all that in a bag
of chips?
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Oh yeah, this is the southern one, right, So like
all that in a bag of chips, So that means
you've got a big ego.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
A lot of confidence.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That's a.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
She thinks she's all that in a bag of chips.
Speaker 9 (06:15):
That's how I'd say it, Like, oh, she thinks she's
so great, she thinks she's all that in a bag
of chip.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I mean, I guess you could use it in that
that that that context makes sense to be negative. Oh yeah,
I heard that, dude, she's all that in the bag
of chip, like she's that she's great or he's great.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Like, man, that's so funny because I always saw that
in the bag of ship.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yeah, maybe it's a Southern thing. It's like the same
as Bless your Heart, Like, yeah, you think you're all
that because.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, I haven't heard I haven't heard it in that context,
just in the positive context.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
I've heard both, and maybe it is Southern because I've
also heard she's all that in the side of law.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
She was very very Yeah, that seems very southern.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Bling bling yeah, yeah, what is it?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
What is a lyric from a raps?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
What is blingling?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Jewelry?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
There you go?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Okay, hey Morgan, yeah, psych psych bitch, like just kidding.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
That's still used a lot today.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
What about what's the four one one?
Speaker 8 (07:15):
Okay, shout out to me. I know four one one
used to be a number. Y'all would call back in
the to like get somebody's phone number, like like I'm
trying to reach Janis down the street, and then they'd
be like, let us look up, So what's the four
one one?
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Would be like, what's the details of the event?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Okay? Information?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
For me?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
That was the number for information. You call information and.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Give what's the information? You say, what's the because the.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Information answer information.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Yet but what they actually give you just some random
lads phone number.
Speaker 11 (07:45):
How about you got a book delivered to your house
that had everyone's phone number and address.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It or not? The White Pages?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Yeah, yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
What's the difference between the White Pages and the Yellow Pages?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Yellow's business white is res it in.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
You're doing very well?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
This for you, says I must be too old because
I don't get most of Gina's saying.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
No, I think the older you are, the more likely
you are.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
To suppose these you're supposed to.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's the opposite.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Hey Morgan, talk to the hand.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Talk to the hand like I'm not hearing this. I'm
not talking to you, right.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Because yeah, talk to the hand because the face ain't interesting,
ain't listening.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Finish this phrase. This is an A and B conversation,
see your way out of it? Or my name is
Paul and this.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Is uh the Paul Wall Show. I don't know between y'all.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh, I have heard that one? Not heard that one?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Hey Morgan, that's fly.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
That's fly, Like that's cool, all right. I still have
a good connotation to it.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
I use it in decades, so fly, Yeah, that's now.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
It might sound sarcastic, like, oh you're so fly?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, I mean, I.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Just don't know if I've heard anybody use that since
the nineties.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Caidn't play Yeah, pretty fly for a white guy?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah exactly right, Okay, yeah, pretty fly for a white guy.
The offspring song I.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Think Girl Morgan did surprisingly well.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Did I get any wrong?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
I think one?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, the tighter b.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
One, Well, that's just I didn't know where it came for.
Gag me, Oh I did?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
You didn't get gag me?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Multiple.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
This is the opposite when we're trying to figure out,
like what some of the new slang stuff is.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
You got to remember where you come from, right, got
to teach these kids'.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
History eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. If something's bogus, dude,
that's bogus.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
That's not real.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
It's fake, damn or dumb. Yeah, actually, yeah, that's bogus.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Silly that cap.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
No, I'm trying. I'm trying to think of another one
that I heard recently. People go because I was surprised.
I hadn't heard it in a long time.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Oh rad, yeah, rad kind of coma.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I hadn't heard that in years. And then someone said,
oh dude, that's rad. Wow it was somebody, a younger person.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Like I have a question for Morgan. Finish this phrase
up your butt and around the corner.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
Yeah, I love a good direction math question.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Shut up?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
How do you guys remember this? And someone says what
time is it? And you would say half past the
cow's ass.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
A quarter till his balls what yep?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Lift up his left leg and I don't see Niagara Falls.
That what time is it? Half past?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
The cows ass quarter to his balls, lift up his
left leg and see Niagara falls.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
So I thought it was half past a monkey's crack.
I guess you know it depends.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
It's a regional Yeah, changes time for you to get
a watch.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Yeah, I thought it was like ask grass or cash.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Nobody rides for.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Free and we begin another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
On Woody. That's Greg Gory, Menace High here, what us up?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
We got Gina grad Sammy's here, there's Morgan Sea Mass. Yeah,
the weekend audio.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
What do you got? Well, that's something that Menace hipped
me too. And it is a little boy preacher who
this guy? Dude, Jesus is up right now.
Speaker 11 (11:22):
So this kid, to me, he looks like he's about eleven.
I've seen reports from ages eight to thirteen whatever. He's
a young man, young boy.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
He looks like he's gonna grow up to be an
angry little league father and he has that look.
Speaker 11 (11:31):
Apparently he tours like North Carolina area churches. I don't
have a bunch of information on him other than apparently
his name is Mason Locklear and he's obviously he but
he speaks like he's about seventy although he is about
ten years old. Here he is preaching from the pulpit.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
They care for you, letting the chamber of your home
because he can't affect your children. It can't affect your wife,
It can't affect your husband. It can't affect your family.
And let me tell you something, fugs each and every time.
You'll kids see what you do, what you think they're
gonna do. You can look keep me foolish, you can
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say that I'm crazy. Oh you want to, but it's
right and I know it's the truth.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Amen. So this is this is a different kid. No,
this is a diffic kid at all. This kid is crushing.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I saw a different kid who also is crushing. He
must be the coke to the pepsier, the PEPs which
every one's lesser. But uh yeah, this other kid was
this this like white trash looking white dude, white white kid.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
And he was like he was like more like this.
Speaker 11 (12:33):
They sound like angry little Well, what's making this Mason
Locklear become so exposed is that that first part was
like that's general, like you know yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
He then went off on this tangent.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
You say it's your Christian, right, it's a Christian. I
want you to listen to my goot. You say you're
a Christian?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
What you gave?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
You say you're Christian?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
What you what you gave?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
This is the clip that popped off.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
But you gay?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, Greg Yeah, Christian? Right, Christians? Christian?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
But what you get?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
How do you explain that? Yeah? Figure me that one.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
But she gave you mind a woman?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You mind man? But you say you're Christians?
Speaker 11 (13:30):
Yeah, he goes on, He goes on the site the
Bible versus less opposedly against homosexuality.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Somebody's just pouring all their little script into this.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Yeah, the Bible is incarnation.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Yeah, I'm going to his next set. Yes, he's a
Mason Lockle if you want to follow me.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
He's going to get all those advertisers on his channel,
the ones where you can like, you know, get bought
out of your time share, like breaking Christian Mingle dot com.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Yeah, breaking down this and they're like, we're looking at
the next billionaire.
Speaker 11 (14:05):
Yeah, well he's got he's got the charisma, he's got
the delivery already.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Delivery is amazing.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It is weird. Uh, when little kids come off as
grown ups.
Speaker 11 (14:14):
Yeah right, it's just happened with the with the Eagles
fan who was giving us all those hot sports takes
talking like a thirty five year old.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, it really was.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Who was the little girl that was in all those
movies for a long time, Drew barrymore No, the code
of fanning there is so or the sixth sense kid whatever.
You see those when they were when they were little,
and you see him an interview like this is weird.
This is like there's like an adult trapped in this
little kid's body.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, it was weird.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Or they just commemorize so much, you know, but you're gay.
Speaker 11 (14:45):
This week in audio speaking of gay stuff and gay drom,
We're gonna go straight over to menace on this one. Huh.
I'm sure Greg can help out though. The the we
talked about earlier about the new season of Queer Eyes
back and they're doing the publicity rounds minus one of
the eyes of Queerness. This is one of the guy's
Caramo Brown. He's not showing up to these big CBS
(15:07):
and NBC interviews, but he is leaving notes. And here's
Gail King reading his notes.
Speaker 12 (15:12):
He said in part. I hope everyone remembers to focus
on and to protect their mental health piece from people
or world who seek to destroy it, which is why
I can't be there today. His assistant also says that
he's worried about being bullied.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
I know it's queer, but come on, yes, second people,
Greg and I obviously were texting about this last night.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
The more details coming out.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
So what happened was the reason how he got really upset.
Apparently his mom visited the set.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Early in the season.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Yeah, and she got some headphones from one of the producers,
and she was able to hear everybody's microphones, and the
other guys were being very catty about herself.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Guys being caddies, right.
Speaker 10 (15:51):
So Paramo walked out of the room and then they
were all bad mouthing him and questioning his quote life
decisions whatever that means. That's kind of bague. And then
Caramo's mom told him, Hey, they're all ish talking to
you except for Jeremiah. So we unfollowed all of them
except for Jeremiah.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Jeremiah won't do publicity. Yeah, well, but then he has
to go with all this super care about any of this?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Not really will.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
They come off as these great, nice, friendly guys.
Speaker 11 (16:18):
The whole things about we're coming together and supporting.
Speaker 10 (16:20):
Everybody, community and friendliness, and apparently they're insufferable ahole every
group of like caddy gay guys. I mean, if if
you're specifically a caddy gay guy.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Maybe you guys, remember this minister, were living a time now.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Brothers have been so put down, can't get a job,
loudest sisters making more money than brothers, and it's created
problems and families. That's one of the reasons family is
breaking up.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
And that's one of the reasons many of our women
are becoming lesbious.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
You got to be careful when you say you don't
need no maids. I can make it by myself. Well,
if you don't need a man, what's left lesbian is
about the take over a community. I'm talking about you girls.
My son in high school last year, trying to go
to the prom. He said, Dad, I ain't got nobody
(17:19):
to take to.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
The prom because all the girls in my class are
gay and he.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
But two of them straighten. But with them up, I
ain't got nobody to take to the prom. Just just
you can't. I cannot park here for a minute.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I ain't homophobic, because everybody in here got something wrong
with them.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Whoever you're worn, You can pointing at your own self,
you got something wrong with your life. But when you
get down to this thing, women falling down on another woman,
strapping yourself up with something, it ain't real. I ain't
got no feeling in it. It ain't natural. Any time
(18:02):
somebody got to slap some greasehold your behind you, there's
something wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Now, this is a church of you for that, Yeah,
but's not made for it.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Vessels and membranes in your behind. The man if you
put something money natural in there, breaks them all up.
No wonder your behind is bleeding.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Thank you doctor.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
He is destroying us. Yeah, you can't make no connection
with a screw and another screw. Bible says God made
them male and female the Hebrew word and it dead,
which means complimentary nature. There is something unique to man
and unique to woman, and it takes those two things
(18:48):
to come from. What do you know You can't make
a connection.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
With two screws.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
It takes a screw out on that.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Well, we got the nuts.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Yeah, Well, so do you get on a guest list
or you buy tickets?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
There's my parents dragged me to church and it was
never that fun.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Yeah, he sounds like he's protesting too much, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
But your butt, I mean you know what? Oh wait,
I mean, I'm sure you understand.
Speaker 8 (19:18):
Yeah, and all the girls that his son goes to
school with their lesbians, all but two.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
But you get more than we can audio. Come up
next second, due, what do you show in a few
Breaking news. Greg Gory had to take a major charcot
at work.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Not since the Fall of Rome has there been this
much devastation on death.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Woody Woody.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
And now back to the Woody Show, Jen and Gap
Trivia Morgan. Will she know the phrase? These are all
well known phrases. Will Morgan know that? We were just
kind of talking before the break, Yeah, references.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
That made people feel old. When these younger.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
People didn't get it, somebody said I was I'm thirty one.
I was in the car with my younger sister. Kelly
Rowland came on and I was talking about the song
when my sister asked who Kelly Rowland was, and I
turned her. I said, yo, Destiny's child again blank stare
Destney's child who never met her?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
That was with Beyonce. Oh Beyonce, I know, but I
had no idea Destiny's child Kelly. Yeah, this other one said.
A couple of years ago, my very young coworker came
in wearing a pink sweater on a Wednesday, and I
jokingly responded with on Wednesdays were pink. She was very
confused and said, is there a dress code? And I
explained it was a quote from Mean Girls, and she
(01:07):
said that she had heard of it but never seen it,
and it sounded like a movie that her mom would know.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
That's sad because I'm like, oh that new movie Mean Girl.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
All right, So Jen gap trivia. Will Morgan know the phrase?
And the first one is.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Hey Morgan? If somebody said, as if, what would that
mean to you?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
As if? Like, no, way, okay, good.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
From where's it from?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
What movie is it from?
Speaker 7 (01:37):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Movie? Or TV show?
Speaker 8 (01:40):
I was going to guess like some pop magazine like
Tiger Beat or something, as if blonde?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
No, no, it's not tiger Beat is not a movie?
Or team is it? Reese Witherspoon?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
No, but you you're circling so close?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Clueless?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Clueless Silverstone?
Speaker 9 (01:59):
Okay, all right, all right, I'm just gonna give around here.
What if somebody what if somebody looked at somebody and said, shwing?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, what is that? What?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Shwing?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I'd bang you like, yeah, you're.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Doing really it's lucky mean?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Like, how would you like, how how would you how
would you use it?
Speaker 8 (02:19):
Like like actually saying the words thing, yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
How would you use it? Swing? I'm excited right now.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I mean, yeah, like check out, did did you guys
see Clueless? Did you see Alicia?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, it's not like it's from Swing, is from no
clue Wayne's World. Never seen it, Never saw Wayne's World?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Okay, know about it, you've heard it doesn't necessarily you
know that you know the characters though.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Right, yes, because everyone does that for Halloween.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Right, But do you know what the movie is based on?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
No, it's an sn L bit.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Remember Ebomb's World that web? Yeah, that's what I always
think of.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay, okay, yeah, Wayne and Garth, these two guys that
had like a cable access show.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It was called Wayne's World. Yeah, and they're just like,
you know, kind of like Bill and Ted.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Sorta kind of dopey, stoner type of that's true.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah, what if somebody said, hey Morgan, big whoop?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Oh like big deal, big whoop.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Okay, you're doing.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Really good one. That one's easy, okay, yeah, another Mike Myers.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
I just can't tell you where they're from though.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
No, that's okay. I'm bugging.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Oh I'm bugging, Like what that means.
Speaker 8 (03:36):
I'm bugging like I'm not having a good time or
I'm like not in a good mood.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Right, now, yeah, I'm kind of bugging this.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Oh yeah, like you guys, I have I have so
much work to do.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
And I have like on this bugging, I'm freaking out.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yeah, like I'm freaking out like you're stressed.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Okay, Yeah, I mean bugging is still used today, it's
not like.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
But has it changed?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Has it changed definition or how you would use it,
Because I don't mean I'm bugging means I'm freaking out
like I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Anxious on edge.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I'm bugging.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, I'm bugging.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
That'd be the equivalent today like I'm.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Cooked, or he can say, or he can say, like
Morgan's bugging like she's acting crazy like.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And could crash out. That just means you freaked out
right right, But if you say I'm crashing out, that
could mean I think, but that can mean I'm bugging
extreme bugging if you want to if you.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Want to marry the two together.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
So like if you try to explain like what I'm
bugging is, you could say when someone says like, oh dude,
I'm crashing out, that means I'm bugging.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I agree with.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Morgan though, it's you are being a little more extreme
when you're crashing out.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Crash out is like the last straw?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
All right, Jen gap trivia. We're asking Morgan does she
know the phrase?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Hey Morgan, yeah, gag me?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Oh I mean is it sexual?
Speaker 7 (04:49):
No?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Like okay, then I don't, I.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Says, gag me with a spoon.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Gag me with a spoon.
Speaker 8 (04:55):
Oh no, I haven't heard a spoonful of sugar helps
the medicine go down.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Sure, spoonful of sugar apparently will help you with hiccups.
I really yeah, sug no.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
My my stepmother had one of my kids tried because
they had these hiccups that wouldn't go away, and it worked.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Okay, I know spoonful of peanut butter works for hiccups.
Speaker 9 (05:16):
Really, I never heard that either. So somebody, so, Greg,
say gag me with the spoon.
Speaker 10 (05:20):
Correctly, gag me with a spoon, you would be it,
Hey Greg, gag me with a So, Greg, you want
to go?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You want to go see Wicked? No, gag me with
a spoon.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
So you would rather get gagged by a spoon.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
Yo, look at this picture of a cockroach.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Oh why the spoon part?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Use it to gag yourself?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It is well, it was used in another one of
those movies. Val Girl, Val Girl.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, hey, Morgan, chops to you.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
What does it mean?
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Oh like good job, Oh, good job, props.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
To you, Morgan. What about all that in a bag
of chips?
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Oh yeah, this is the southern one, right, So like
all that in a bag of chips, So that means
you've got a big ego.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
A lot of confidence.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
That's a.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
She thinks she's all that in a bag of chips.
Speaker 9 (06:15):
That's how I'd say it, Like, oh, she thinks she's
so great, she thinks she's all that in a bag
of chip.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I mean, I guess you could use it in that
that that that context makes sense to be negative. Oh yeah,
I heard that, dude, she's all that in the bag
of chip, like she's that she's great or he's great.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Like, man, that's so funny because I always saw that
in the bag of ship.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yeah, maybe it's a Southern thing. It's like the same
as Bless your Heart, Like, yeah, you think you're all
that because.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, I haven't heard I haven't heard it in that context,
just in the positive context.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
I've heard both, and maybe it is Southern because I've
also heard she's all that in the side of law.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
She was very very Yeah, that seems very southern.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Bling bling yeah, yeah, what is it?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
What is a lyric from a raps?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
What is blingling?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Jewelry?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
There you go?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Okay, hey Morgan, yeah, psych psych bitch, like just kidding.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
That's still used a lot today.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
What about what's the four one one?
Speaker 8 (07:15):
Okay, shout out to me. I know four one one
used to be a number. Y'all would call back in
the to like get somebody's phone number, like like I'm
trying to reach Janis down the street, and then they'd
be like, let us look up, So what's the four
one one?
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Would be like, what's the details of the event?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Okay? Information?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
For me?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
That was the number for information. You call information and.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Give what's the information? You say, what's the because the.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Information answer information.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Yet but what they actually give you just some random
lads phone number.
Speaker 11 (07:45):
How about you got a book delivered to your house
that had everyone's phone number and address.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It or not? The White Pages?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Yeah, yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
What's the difference between the White Pages and the Yellow Pages?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Yellow's business white is res it in.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
You're doing very well?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
This for you, says I must be too old because
I don't get most of Gina's saying.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
No, I think the older you are, the more likely
you are.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
To suppose these you're supposed to.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's the opposite.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Hey Morgan, talk to the hand.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Talk to the hand like I'm not hearing this. I'm
not talking to you, right.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Because yeah, talk to the hand because the face ain't interesting,
ain't listening.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Finish this phrase. This is an A and B conversation,
see your way out of it? Or my name is
Paul and this.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Is uh the Paul Wall Show. I don't know between y'all.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh, I have heard that one? Not heard that one?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Hey Morgan, that's fly.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
That's fly, Like that's cool, all right. I still have
a good connotation to it.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
I use it in decades, so fly, Yeah, that's now.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
It might sound sarcastic, like, oh you're so fly?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, I mean, I.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Just don't know if I've heard anybody use that since
the nineties.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Caidn't play Yeah, pretty fly for a white guy?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah exactly right, Okay, yeah, pretty fly for a white guy.
The offspring song I.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Think Girl Morgan did surprisingly well.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Did I get any wrong?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
I think one?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, the tighter b.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
One, Well, that's just I didn't know where it came for.
Gag me, Oh I did?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
You didn't get gag me?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Multiple.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
This is the opposite when we're trying to figure out,
like what some of the new slang stuff is.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
You got to remember where you come from, right, got
to teach these kids'.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
History eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. If something's bogus, dude,
that's bogus.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
That's not real.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
It's fake, damn or dumb. Yeah, actually, yeah, that's bogus.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Silly that cap.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
No, I'm trying. I'm trying to think of another one
that I heard recently. People go because I was surprised.
I hadn't heard it in a long time.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Oh rad, yeah, rad kind of coma.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I hadn't heard that in years. And then someone said,
oh dude, that's rad. Wow it was somebody, a younger person.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Like I have a question for Morgan. Finish this phrase
up your butt and around the corner.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
Yeah, I love a good direction math question.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Shut up?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
How do you guys remember this? And someone says what
time is it? And you would say half past the
cow's ass.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
A quarter till his balls what yep?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Lift up his left leg and I don't see Niagara Falls.
That what time is it? Half past?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
The cows ass quarter to his balls, lift up his
left leg and see Niagara falls.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
So I thought it was half past a monkey's crack.
I guess you know it depends.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
It's a regional Yeah, changes time for you to get
a watch.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Yeah, I thought it was like ask grass or cash.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Nobody rides for.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Free and we begin another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
On Woody. That's Greg Gory, Menace High here, what us up?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
We got Gina grad Sammy's here, there's Morgan Sea Mass. Yeah,
the weekend audio.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
What do you got? Well, that's something that Menace hipped
me too. And it is a little boy preacher who
this guy? Dude, Jesus is up right now.
Speaker 11 (11:22):
So this kid, to me, he looks like he's about eleven.
I've seen reports from ages eight to thirteen whatever. He's
a young man, young boy.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
He looks like he's gonna grow up to be an
angry little league father and he has that look.
Speaker 11 (11:31):
Apparently he tours like North Carolina area churches. I don't
have a bunch of information on him other than apparently
his name is Mason Locklear and he's obviously he but
he speaks like he's about seventy although he is about
ten years old. Here he is preaching from the pulpit.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
They care for you, letting the chamber of your home
because he can't affect your children. It can't affect your wife,
It can't affect your husband. It can't affect your family.
And let me tell you something, fugs each and every time.
You'll kids see what you do, what you think they're
gonna do. You can look keep me foolish, you can
(12:05):
say that I'm crazy. Oh you want to, but it's
right and I know it's the truth.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Amen. So this is this is a different kid. No,
this is a diffic kid at all. This kid is crushing.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I saw a different kid who also is crushing. He
must be the coke to the pepsier, the PEPs which
every one's lesser. But uh yeah, this other kid was
this this like white trash looking white dude, white white kid.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
And he was like he was like more like this.
Speaker 11 (12:33):
They sound like angry little Well, what's making this Mason
Locklear become so exposed is that that first part was
like that's general, like you know yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
He then went off on this tangent.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
You say it's your Christian, right, it's a Christian. I
want you to listen to my goot. You say you're
a Christian?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
What you gave?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
You say you're Christian?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
What you what you gave?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
This is the clip that popped off.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
But you gay?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, Greg Yeah, Christian? Right, Christians? Christian?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
But what you get?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
How do you explain that? Yeah? Figure me that one.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
But she gave you mind a woman?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You mind man? But you say you're Christians?
Speaker 11 (13:30):
Yeah, he goes on, He goes on the site the
Bible versus less opposedly against homosexuality.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Somebody's just pouring all their little script into this.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Yeah, the Bible is incarnation.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Yeah, I'm going to his next set. Yes, he's a
Mason Lockle if you want to follow me.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
He's going to get all those advertisers on his channel,
the ones where you can like, you know, get bought
out of your time share, like breaking Christian Mingle dot com.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Yeah, breaking down this and they're like, we're looking at
the next billionaire.
Speaker 11 (14:05):
Yeah, well he's got he's got the charisma, he's got
the delivery already.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Delivery is amazing.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It is weird. Uh, when little kids come off as
grown ups.
Speaker 11 (14:14):
Yeah right, it's just happened with the with the Eagles
fan who was giving us all those hot sports takes
talking like a thirty five year old.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, it really was.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Who was the little girl that was in all those
movies for a long time, Drew barrymore No, the code
of fanning there is so or the sixth sense kid whatever.
You see those when they were when they were little,
and you see him an interview like this is weird.
This is like there's like an adult trapped in this
little kid's body.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, it was weird.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Or they just commemorize so much, you know, but you're gay.
Speaker 11 (14:45):
This week in audio speaking of gay stuff and gay drom,
We're gonna go straight over to menace on this one. Huh.
I'm sure Greg can help out though. The the we
talked about earlier about the new season of Queer Eyes
back and they're doing the publicity rounds minus one of
the eyes of Queerness. This is one of the guy's
Caramo Brown. He's not showing up to these big CBS
(15:07):
and NBC interviews, but he is leaving notes. And here's
Gail King reading his notes.
Speaker 12 (15:12):
He said in part. I hope everyone remembers to focus
on and to protect their mental health piece from people
or world who seek to destroy it, which is why
I can't be there today. His assistant also says that
he's worried about being bullied.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
I know it's queer, but come on, yes, second people,
Greg and I obviously were texting about this last night.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
The more details coming out.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
So what happened was the reason how he got really upset.
Apparently his mom visited the set.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Early in the season.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Yeah, and she got some headphones from one of the producers,
and she was able to hear everybody's microphones, and the
other guys were being very catty about herself.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Guys being caddies, right.
Speaker 10 (15:51):
So Paramo walked out of the room and then they
were all bad mouthing him and questioning his quote life
decisions whatever that means. That's kind of bague. And then
Caramo's mom told him, Hey, they're all ish talking to
you except for Jeremiah. So we unfollowed all of them
except for Jeremiah.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Jeremiah won't do publicity. Yeah, well, but then he has
to go with all this super care about any of this?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Not really will.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
They come off as these great, nice, friendly guys.
Speaker 11 (16:18):
The whole things about we're coming together and supporting.
Speaker 10 (16:20):
Everybody, community and friendliness, and apparently they're insufferable ahole every
group of like caddy gay guys. I mean, if if
you're specifically a caddy gay guy.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Maybe you guys, remember this minister, were living a time now.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Brothers have been so put down, can't get a job,
loudest sisters making more money than brothers, and it's created
problems and families. That's one of the reasons family is
breaking up.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
And that's one of the reasons many of our women
are becoming lesbious.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
You got to be careful when you say you don't
need no maids. I can make it by myself. Well,
if you don't need a man, what's left lesbian is
about the take over a community. I'm talking about you girls.
My son in high school last year, trying to go
to the prom. He said, Dad, I ain't got nobody
(17:19):
to take to.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
The prom because all the girls in my class are
gay and he.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
But two of them straighten. But with them up, I
ain't got nobody to take to the prom. Just just
you can't. I cannot park here for a minute.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I ain't homophobic, because everybody in here got something wrong
with them.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Whoever you're worn, You can pointing at your own self,
you got something wrong with your life. But when you
get down to this thing, women falling down on another woman,
strapping yourself up with something, it ain't real. I ain't
got no feeling in it. It ain't natural. Any time
(18:02):
somebody got to slap some greasehold your behind you, there's
something wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Now, this is a church of you for that, Yeah,
but's not made for it.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Vessels and membranes in your behind. The man if you
put something money natural in there, breaks them all up.
No wonder your behind is bleeding.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Thank you doctor.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
He is destroying us. Yeah, you can't make no connection
with a screw and another screw. Bible says God made
them male and female the Hebrew word and it dead,
which means complimentary nature. There is something unique to man
and unique to woman, and it takes those two things
(18:48):
to come from. What do you know You can't make
a connection.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
With two screws.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
It takes a screw out on that.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Well, we got the nuts.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Yeah, Well, so do you get on a guest list
or you buy tickets?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
There's my parents dragged me to church and it was
never that fun.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Yeah, he sounds like he's protesting too much, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
But your butt, I mean you know what? Oh wait,
I mean, I'm sure you understand.
Speaker 8 (19:18):
Yeah, and all the girls that his son goes to
school with their lesbians, all but two.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
But you get more than we can audio. Come up
next second, due, what do you show in a few
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