February 24, 2026 • 24 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Here's a question off the off the text for you, Morgan. Okay,
has dumb asked Tyler? They said, question that's on everyone's mind.
Has dumbass? Tyler accidentally walked in on Morgan while she's been.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
In the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Oh you know what's embarrassing. I have already walked in
on him.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Oh my god, because it's who ever the door right?
Speaker 5 (00:28):
And I still don't think he locks the door, but
it's like the bathroom door is closed.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I didn't even know he was home, so I was like, oh,
why is this closed?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
All good?
Speaker 5 (00:34):
I thought maybe it's stung, and so he was trying to,
you know, keep it in there. Thankfully, his boxers were on.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I don't know what he was doing.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
He was like on the toilet.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I guess he had just showered me.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
Okay, was he like lotioning up?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Is he was looking down and doing something.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
But the second, the second that I opened the door
and saw and it's like a sliding door to.
Speaker 7 (00:57):
Door.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I can see through the glasses about time he got
to his feet to get to this whole thing is
going on.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
He's just sitting there like a.
Speaker 8 (01:04):
Slug lighting her explained, I had just gotten out of
the shower.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
So what were you doing though, because I walked in
and I don't I was literally like taking yourself out.
Speaker 8 (01:12):
No, I was getting the sleeves out of my shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
To put it in on. Okay, but inside out? Are
you one of.
Speaker 8 (01:19):
Those people that shirt was inside out? Yet when it
comes to my laundry, sometimes I'll just leave it in
the basket.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So I'm very particular, as you can imagine, Right do
you do this? So when you take off a pair
of socks, like I make sure before I throw them
in the hamper, like they're right side out socks.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Like never I'll do with shirts and.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Shirts, okay, all this stuff because like when I inevitably
when I get my uh, what are you?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
What are you doing? Would you just come on in here? T?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Like God damn Christ.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
But yes, like everybody's looking through the window, like in Minese,
like what's the what's the what's the miscommunication?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
What's to understand about this?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah that's universal. You don't know what language you speak.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
But yes, everything has to be what's the term right
side out?
Speaker 9 (02:08):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Because my my kids will throw stuff in the laundry
and I'll be a nice dad and I'll go to
help them out and I'll pull this stuff out of there,
like every sock is inside out, every shirt is.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm like, I'm not doing this, Mario. Every single thing
inside it drives.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Everything because then you're just gonna have that makes folding
fould Nobody likes to fold.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Do you fold?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Because I would just say, fine, your your clothes are
getting folded inside out?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Then I mean I've done that.
Speaker 10 (02:35):
I mean just hold on you guys.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Don't wash your clothes inside out?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
No, No, I do.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah, I know a lot of people do, genes.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I know that it depends that.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
The only time I will do that if there's like
a you know, like a cheaper T shirt or sweat
that has like a logo or some kind that they like,
uh you know, heat transferred, you know, because that's the
way it keeps it from you know, getting all screwed up.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
But just on a.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Regd like this solid color black lung leave T shirt
that I'm wear, that just gets thrown it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, I always put my things inside.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
You do it on purpose?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, every single thing? Yeah, the same?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Wow, But the bathroom thing real quick, I find it strange,
especially if I have somebody over at my house and
they walk down the hall and to use the restroom,
and I hear the door go click that they locked it.
I think, do you think I'm gonna come in there?
I know you're there, the door is closed, somebody's in
the bath I'll do that if the door is closed,
(03:30):
if the toilet.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Is too far away from the door, I'm gonna lock it.
If I can't like it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I think if a bathroom door is closed, someone's in there,
I know not to open it.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
It's also living in a house with kids really just
don't respect closed.
Speaker 9 (03:43):
It's just mindless. Like you know, I don't think day
the front of the building, Like I don't have to
use my key card to get in, and I still
go bring it up to the It's just habit.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Although I have.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
To say, Greg, when you live with somebody, like I
don't know, a husband or a partner and they lock
the bathroom door, It's like, what do you think I'm
gonna see that I haven't seen?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Did you see?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Did I see Tyler?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah? Naked?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Well no he had boxes on, thank god, like regularly.
I saw his stomach, so you didn't have sure.
Speaker 8 (04:16):
I will say the lock for the bathroom door is
a little flimsy because it's a pocket. I actually did
look at it this morning.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
But.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
We'll go back.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
You didn't lock it, though.
Speaker 8 (04:26):
I thought I did. I apparently did, But either.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Way, I don't sounds like an invitation.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I mean it another bathroom question. If you're home completely alone,
do you close the bathroom door?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Never? Yeah? Interesting?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
I used to not, but now I do because you
never know when someone's going to come home type of thing.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I think I think that might be it, because like
I don't know who's okay, But what if you're home
on a woodcsion, the family's out of town and there's
no way they're going to Just.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Like, psychologically, do you shut the door or not your family?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
When you say that way, I want to say no,
but I probably do. Really interesting, it's im It's just
a habit. I think it's just like you know, oh,
I'm going to the bathroom, close the door without thinking
about it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's not a consciousness.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
I for sure know that I'm home alone, no one's coming.
Then on the sleeve, everything open?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah, I missing with the door open?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Why do I like it so much?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I don't know. It's weird.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Right did you bring? Uh oh, you're one little piece
of laundry news for Sammy. Okay, So you know, first
there was the powdered and the liquid laundry churge, and
then tide pods came around. I don't I don't like
tide pods well because I don't like them because of
the I have the front loading washer dryers. Yeah, you
know that have the door in the front, like like
you're supposed to put the detergent into the little drawer.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Thought, No, you don't have to.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
You can just throw the type pod right into trust
because I don't think because they're water efficient, I don't
think there's like enough.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I feel like there's not gonna be enough uh water, Yeah, exactly.
Like if you have like an old school where the
lid is on the top, Yeah, you can throw it
in like a big tuble water fine. I think it
will dissolve better. I just don't trust it's going to
dissolve properly.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
That's how I do it, and it's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I like to see, like when the washer starts, I
like to see the SuDS pressed up against the laundromat.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I feel like it's working better. Activation.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, anyway, so then yeah, then you have the tide pods.
And now there's something new. There's like a tide Evo,
which is concentrated waterless tile with six cleaning layers that
activate in cold water. And they use these minuscule fibers
to clean, creating soap without liquid or fillers.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Winter kids.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Tied ev oh tide So do you put that in
a in the regular.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
That's all I have. That's all the information I have.
The only reason I said to the side because I
know Sammy's horny for laundry.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Their their slogan is so idiocrisy. Tied Evo detergent, entirely
made of clean.
Speaker 9 (06:48):
Cool All right, Sammy researches. Do I need to put
it in the little tray or do I just throw.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
It in with the wash?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
That's what I'm trying to figure out. I think it's
similar to a tide pod, it just tile.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Oh, and then the question I had for uh, for
dumb ass Tyler, did you bring sand to the beach
to the Woody Show event on Saturday?
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Because we had there's all.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I know what you're talking about, because we had women
that were showing up to meet Tyler and then you know,
apparently he brought somebody.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
No, I had not. I was one of my friends
that I hadn't seen in the ears. You can't.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
You can't show up with a woman to an event
where there are women coming to meet you. They're gonna
be They're gonna be like, not intimidated, but they're gonna
be there gonna think, oh, he came here with somebody
like she was with you the entire time.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
No game followed along a little bit.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
It's fine when you introduced her, you go, this is
my good friend.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
That sounds like girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Dude, I'm an idiot in this arena when it comes
to the whole like, you know, dating stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And you know what, even I know you go do that? Dude?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Yeah, I mean god, I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
We're trying you. It's how hard we're working for you. Yeah,
And how much time we're putting into this? All right?
And does it benefit us? No, you didn't.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
I say a month before the event on the air,
I said, he's going to funnel this and bring sand
to the beach.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And what does he do?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Well? Can we talk about the fact that the day
before this is an exact quote, he said, this whole
thing revolves around.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Me tomorrow, right, And I told him I don't think
so was the exact quote.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
Yeah, but he's you don't get it. He's being he's
being sarcastic.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I don't think no, he is.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It was. It was completely sarcastic. He's being sarcastic. Some
people haven't picked up on it.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Well, as long as Mena says so and not Tyler.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
So despite the fact you brought sand to the beach,
I didn't like. But did you talk to chicks like
I did? I talk to a couple people, and how
that go?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Numbers?
Speaker 8 (08:44):
So if I'm talking to someone, I start off on
Instagram because I've had people when I give him my number,
they just blow up my phone and.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
All right, Morgan, just change numbers. He's he's laughing because
she's seen you with your shirt.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
Here's another thing that we keep on bringing to the
table behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
He keeps on addressing it as people. I'm like, dude,
are you bisexual?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
God?
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Like, if you are bisexual, then just let us know I'm.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Not you double your options?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, that would that would make things easier. Yeah, yeah,
but I'm not so well girl or woman?
Speaker 9 (09:18):
Yeah, you keep on saying people.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I don't interested people. I guess okay, well you got Instagram,
but you didn't getting numbers. No, I'd like to keep
it on Instagram. Are you they don't I like to to. Yes,
they don't blow them up? People. Are you sorry? Are
you like conversating with people? Are you a little bit?
(09:40):
Has there been in a conversation since the event? A
little bit? So what's going on? Don't it's just a
little bit like I've been working. That's a reasonable answer.
I mean it just happened.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, but you love texting.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Why not give me to bed? He'll text me in
the middle of the night like, oh what do you
watch him?
Speaker 9 (09:59):
Texting me?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Something coming from your TV? I was like, hold on,
that actually sounds pretty cool. You guys are gonna be
cuddling Sam.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
No, oh, it's only I'm telling you ladies, live with
someone if you're interested, and then you'll learn real quick
if you are or not.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
So you're interested in Tyler?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
No, I don't think that.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I might have been before.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
But oh hey, all right, well from Morgan, keep this
up to oh oh god, are you all right?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
He's knocking out the wall, Jane, he's.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Not doing what good.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
We got the Craigslist prices right coming up for you
right this hour.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Then the phones for that eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
What are you not yet? Not yet? Just let you
know it's coming up. We got that.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh, Sammy got excited, you guys. Yes, something happened here
at the radio station. And then it was a big letdown.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
Yes, I know.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
I was so excited because I walked into the women's
bathroom and on the counter was a little jar of
tampons and I was like, shut up, we have tampons now.
And then I got closer and there was a sign
on it that said courtesy of Sea Bass.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Wow, I know, yeah, I haven't let me.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I was waiting for you to do this because seas yeh.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Y'all know they do this in the other bathroom, right, Okay?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
So yeah, so Sea Bass for years, there's a you know,
copy machine out in the hallway by the by the studio,
and he will bring up new like reams of paper,
but he has to write on the outside of the
courtesy of Sea Bass. Yes, because he's been leaving that yeah,
courtesy of Sea Bass. Courtesy of Sea Bass. You know, yeah,
so he's like, well, I have a new courtesy of
(11:55):
Sea Bass.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Offering.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Yeah, text everybody, gus, did you buy those or did
you steal them from the downstairs bathroom.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Let's be more clear. It doesn't say courtesy of.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Okay, it says courtesy of Sebastian from the Woody Show.
He appreciates, appreciates you parentheses and is available for endorsements.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Because this room, this bathroom, is doing the sales.
Speaker 11 (12:21):
I like that.
Speaker 10 (12:21):
So what Morgan's saying is so as I was putting
out my again, as I mentioned last week or two ago,
when I said, hey, we don't have tampons here at
this at this office, and women deserve.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Because we brought it up on the air. We brought
it up, you guys told me. And then Gina made
the argument, oh, they should be free.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
It should be free.
Speaker 10 (12:38):
To Morgan's point is, as I was going about Sea
Bass the tampon ferry handing out free tampons, I went
down I went downstairs to their their bathroom and the
women's bathroom downstairs. It's like tamp PACs airlifted a crate
of crap downstairs to the women's bathroom. They have ears
and mind you know what else they do for our
(12:58):
sister station. I guess a bunch of people chip in
and they have like a big giant snack drawer.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah they do.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
I've seen it, Chips.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
That's the same girl that supplies the tampons. I haven't
paid for a tampon and over a year.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Michelle is like a fairy godmother.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Oh babe.
Speaker 10 (13:12):
So Michelle for the downstairs seas for the upstairs out here,
two feminists serving you. Yeah, I noticed too about this
sign that I made, Sammy. It says purt is a
bashing but gray because it's for women. It's kind of
like it's very pastel, and it's got flowers that like.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Bubbles on the edge of the letters.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Sammy Morgan, I don't know if you feel my on this.
Speaker 10 (13:35):
I don't know if I could use those why because
you're thinking of.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Well, you didn't answer my question. Did you buy them yourself?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I sure did. Wow.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Okay, there's a third layer of this, a bunch of Tampa.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
Amazon third layer to this. You did get the good
ones tampas get the because I know, but then like
cute stuff and they have to everything.
Speaker 11 (14:01):
But he did get that high end actually a really
points every time you're down there inserting and crammon. I
don't know if I could do it, even though he
did get that top shelf tampons.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Random question like I know that you know people will
dedicate in a in a hotel, this is the sleeping bed,
this sex bed or h here at the radio station
or work wherever you work, one bathroom will be the
pooping bathroom. And do women, uh do you have there
is there a tampon changing bathroom? Like will you go
(14:35):
to a different bathroom for changing tampons? Then you will
just for like a quick you know you don't need
that much space. Well, it's not about needing space like
some people will go more. It's almost like how people
go out in the woods because they're shameful.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Oh no, like you know, for we go to a
period hut the embarrass of our periods.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Like you shouldn't be embarrassed about it taking a dump either,
but people.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Are there's no fallout from and.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
There's like more more perceived deprivacy even though they're both
you know, open to whoever in the office about single seeds.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
I don't think women care.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
It was like you don't run down to the first
floor bathroom. I was wondering, like, why why are there
tampons in one bathroom but not the other. It's just
because somebody else.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I guess already you know that one because now it's
adopted highway. You just you, you know the people downstairs,
and Michelle downstairs adopted that bathroom.
Speaker 9 (15:22):
She took care of the period stuff down there, and
now you have, you have, You're welcome. We go in
business and we buy like a machine that distributes them,
you know, because.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
They want them for free. They should be free, should
be free, I should tam.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Because it's because we have to deal with having a period.
It's not like like why first of all, why would
they be taxed?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
They should just be.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
At the office because it's an expense that we didn't
ask for.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
So the ladies.
Speaker 10 (15:59):
So here's here's the better analogy for you ladies. Uh,
we don't go into the bathroom and pay for squares
of toilet paper. Why are we paying for.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Another different argument?
Speaker 10 (16:08):
No, I think I think it's an analogy.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
It is.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
I like it.
Speaker 10 (16:11):
Yeah, that makes that makes more sense. Yeah, this is
a natural thing that's a regular part of our bodily function.
You're not making us pay for toilet paper and towels
or soap.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Or so is why they should be free. The tampons,
That's why I put them there.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Like you said, like it's a it's a provided service
in the bathroom because it's a bodily function.
Speaker 10 (16:32):
The whole thing is ridiculous because then you could apply
that again to soap and toilet paper, etcetera.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Uh did American psychle go into the women's room to
place these there?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
That's a good question. First off, mister Bateman, cameras there.
I went in.
Speaker 10 (16:46):
I specifically went in Sunday morning, eight am when no
one's in this office. I knocked and I said hello.
The light was off, meaning that no woel had been in.
You know, it's the motion detection was out there, and
I went in. I placed my gift to you ladies.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
I mean, the thing is, it's hard to say no
because he got the good ones. He didn't get the
like cardboard ones, thoughtful.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
You know how you can get which ones are good?
You know how you get your business name and your
phone number and your logo like on a pen or
little little baseball.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I'm saying like you should be able to get it,
like where there's like custom wrappers, or it's like Sea
Bass's face on the wrapper.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I saw that on the applicator.
Speaker 9 (17:29):
Yeah. Literally, now do we look at this all angles?
Do you think there will be a complaint?
Speaker 10 (17:38):
I think that somebody out of spite will remove the
sign that says courtesy of Sebastian. They'll enjoy my tampons
may or maybe they'll just turn the box around.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, I think you're right. I could tell you about
one thing that I heard about that got a complaint
about me. Yeah, oh great, uh oh great, Like I
don't know, I don't know how I missed. I missed
it and then somebody said, oh, well, we did hear
about something, but it wasn't quite clear what it was.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
You left a mug in the break area in the sink.
Speaker 10 (18:18):
I don't know what you're talking about, Woodie, because this
is now with HR. Thanks for thanks for literally screwing me?
What you literally just screwed me? How do I literally
just screw it? Because it wasn't No one knew what
was going on. This wasn't This was kind of being
left alone. And now I'm gonna have to go to
a meeting.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Did you or did you not? Okay, well, why bring
it up now because everybody told me that it was you.
I told you, guys, it was no, no, no, no.
That's the thing that part I wasn't aware of.
Speaker 10 (18:41):
Well, I brought it into the studio and showed Greg
and see in Menace. This is straight up snitch in Menace.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
Oh okay, no, no, no, okay, To be honest, I
don't remember you showing the mug at.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
All, okay, smart movie. No no, no, no, no, I
swear to god, I don't remember you showing it to me.
Speaker 9 (18:59):
Somebody brought in the bug that was not you and
showed it to me because it was funny, right and
I was dying laughing.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I didn't know.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
But the person who, by the way, I'm on good
terms with or was until what he just snitched on.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay, yeah, so you did something. I'm the person, Okay, God,
because I told who did it?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Right there?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
That's how are you not understanding this? Because I was
told who did it? But I told you, guys, there
was no no, no, no, it was the cat or
whatever bag. It was already out.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yeah. By the time it got to me.
Speaker 10 (19:29):
Why and you know that it's that someone filed an
HR complain And now you're now you're publicly putting my
name on it.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I knew that somebody can play. Did you do it?
That's not the okay?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Well whatever, no, not whatever. No, you totally just ratted
me out for no reason.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
What are you talking about? No reason?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
We're talking about talking about reason. It started with you
putting courtesy tampons in my name on them. Yes, correct,
but he's taking credit for and I did a small
harmless office pranks.
Speaker 9 (19:57):
That was not a prank.
Speaker 10 (19:57):
That was a gift to the women of this. No,
don't don't play dumb on this. I'm not playing dumb
on it because you thought, oh, you know that I've
got to that somebody went to hr about this.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I did not know that somebody went to quote to me. No,
I said somebody complained because I had the person ask me. So,
why why rap me out? Publicly? Rat you out?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
You just what you just did that it's already out?
Is that I guess that anybody who would Why haven't
I heard about it?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I don't know that's them. I have no idea because
I have no idea why you haven't heard it the audience?
You haven't heard about it? How are you aware of so?
Somebody let me. One of the one of the managers
told me about it.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I go, it sounds about right, right about like you
your sea bass being sea bass, right, it wasn't like whatever.
I didn't really know like too much about it other
than what they told me. And I go, yeah that
somebody else said, somebody else from the fourth floor. I
already knew who it was, like one of the other
hosts on the fourth floor, Like if it's the fifth floor,
there's only one person it could be.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Okay, so they might have guessed. But you know, hey,
but he went to HR about this.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
You told me that, no, because somebody from the management
on this floor told me, yes, sea bass did this.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I go, yeah, that sounds that sounds about right. That's
a sea bass.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Like the the ornament or the ornament I had, Yeah,
right was on the lobby of the there was there
was an ornament.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
I'm not gonna be too much of a dick about this,
but what he said that the person who I made
this joke about went to HR about it, and now
he just publicly ouded me as the person who did
the offending prank.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Publicly outed you, Yes, that's what you just did.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
And let me explain real quick what happened.
Speaker 10 (21:34):
So I took an inside joke here on the show,
putt it up a fake coffee mug, left it in
the work kitchen. Let's let that's too late now. I
left it there because it was funny. And by the way,
I'm on great terms with this person who I made
the joke about. And I just left it there and
it sat there for months until like the guy was like,
what the hell right, and then he read the mug
and so on and so forth. They made it look
(21:54):
like a promotional mug for a different show. But it
says something foul that we saved. We save in the air.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Now that person apparently went to HR.
Speaker 10 (22:03):
How do I know because what he told me he
went to HR and now what he just and I
thought I was hoping he would kind of die and
go away because there's no exactly people.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Assumed like he just said, let me no confirmation. The
manager person told me it was you, You just said
assumed No, I did not. I said, they already knew,
which is why this did not.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
This is not because other people knew that it was him.
I don't I know it. That part I don't know.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
It got to me that you it was you who
left this mug. We're ruining in a great tampon story.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Because this is a time of joy. Yes.
Speaker 10 (22:41):
The point is I made a joke that somebody took
the wrong way, and I thought it went away until
right now. It might have gone away until someone just body, I'm.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Sure it's still away. It's it's.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
They don't listen to this show because you're so too
because here, no, because here's here's the thing. It'd be
like saying, uh, the cops had no idea. No, the
cops are the ones who told me that it was
this person.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
So like like the what's the secret? That's that's thank you,
that's the point. What's the secret?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
I think it was just hoping it would just fizzle.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
I thought it had fizzled, so it probably did fizzle.
But if someone went to HR, there's there's a paper trail,
and that's what I'm talking about. Okay, legit now, don't
don't act don't act exasperated.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
You're the one who failed screwed up here, okay eight
seven seven forty four Wooding.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Send us a text to the tampons.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, tampons, it is it's proudly it was just another
example of sea bass office hijinks.
Speaker 10 (23:40):
Right, but you didn't think about it.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding, if you like to
play the Craigslist price is right, I would we have
that come up for you next.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
What do you mean considered a preservative, genetically.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Modified, genetically modified menace origin?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Maybe yes, exactly where the Woody Show will be right
back
Here's a question off the off the text for you, Morgan. Okay,
has dumb asked Tyler? They said, question that's on everyone's mind.
Has dumbass? Tyler accidentally walked in on Morgan while she's been.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
In the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Oh you know what's embarrassing. I have already walked in
on him.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Oh my god, because it's who ever the door right?
Speaker 5 (00:28):
And I still don't think he locks the door, but
it's like the bathroom door is closed.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I didn't even know he was home, so I was like, oh,
why is this closed?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
All good?
Speaker 5 (00:34):
I thought maybe it's stung, and so he was trying to,
you know, keep it in there. Thankfully, his boxers were on.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I don't know what he was doing.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
He was like on the toilet.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I guess he had just showered me.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
Okay, was he like lotioning up?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Is he was looking down and doing something.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
But the second, the second that I opened the door
and saw and it's like a sliding door to.
Speaker 7 (00:57):
Door.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I can see through the glasses about time he got
to his feet to get to this whole thing is
going on.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
He's just sitting there like a.
Speaker 8 (01:04):
Slug lighting her explained, I had just gotten out of
the shower.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
So what were you doing though, because I walked in
and I don't I was literally like taking yourself out.
Speaker 8 (01:12):
No, I was getting the sleeves out of my shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
To put it in on. Okay, but inside out? Are
you one of.
Speaker 8 (01:19):
Those people that shirt was inside out? Yet when it
comes to my laundry, sometimes I'll just leave it in
the basket.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So I'm very particular, as you can imagine, Right do
you do this? So when you take off a pair
of socks, like I make sure before I throw them
in the hamper, like they're right side out socks.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Like never I'll do with shirts and.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Shirts, okay, all this stuff because like when I inevitably
when I get my uh, what are you?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
What are you doing? Would you just come on in here? T?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Like God damn Christ.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
But yes, like everybody's looking through the window, like in Minese,
like what's the what's the what's the miscommunication?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
What's to understand about this?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah that's universal. You don't know what language you speak.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
But yes, everything has to be what's the term right
side out?
Speaker 9 (02:08):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Because my my kids will throw stuff in the laundry
and I'll be a nice dad and I'll go to
help them out and I'll pull this stuff out of there,
like every sock is inside out, every shirt is.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm like, I'm not doing this, Mario. Every single thing
inside it drives.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Everything because then you're just gonna have that makes folding
fould Nobody likes to fold.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Do you fold?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Because I would just say, fine, your your clothes are
getting folded inside out?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Then I mean I've done that.
Speaker 10 (02:35):
I mean just hold on you guys.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Don't wash your clothes inside out?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
No, No, I do.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah, I know a lot of people do, genes.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I know that it depends that.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
The only time I will do that if there's like
a you know, like a cheaper T shirt or sweat
that has like a logo or some kind that they like,
uh you know, heat transferred, you know, because that's the
way it keeps it from you know, getting all screwed up.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
But just on a.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Regd like this solid color black lung leave T shirt
that I'm wear, that just gets thrown it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, I always put my things inside.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
You do it on purpose?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, every single thing? Yeah, the same?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Wow, But the bathroom thing real quick, I find it strange,
especially if I have somebody over at my house and
they walk down the hall and to use the restroom,
and I hear the door go click that they locked it.
I think, do you think I'm gonna come in there?
I know you're there, the door is closed, somebody's in
the bath I'll do that if the door is closed,
(03:30):
if the toilet.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Is too far away from the door, I'm gonna lock it.
If I can't like it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I think if a bathroom door is closed, someone's in there,
I know not to open it.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
It's also living in a house with kids really just
don't respect closed.
Speaker 9 (03:43):
It's just mindless. Like you know, I don't think day
the front of the building, Like I don't have to
use my key card to get in, and I still
go bring it up to the It's just habit.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Although I have.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
To say, Greg, when you live with somebody, like I
don't know, a husband or a partner and they lock
the bathroom door, It's like, what do you think I'm
gonna see that I haven't seen?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Did you see?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Did I see Tyler?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah? Naked?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Well no he had boxes on, thank god, like regularly.
I saw his stomach, so you didn't have sure.
Speaker 8 (04:16):
I will say the lock for the bathroom door is
a little flimsy because it's a pocket. I actually did
look at it this morning.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
But.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
We'll go back.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
You didn't lock it, though.
Speaker 8 (04:26):
I thought I did. I apparently did, But either.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Way, I don't sounds like an invitation.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I mean it another bathroom question. If you're home completely alone,
do you close the bathroom door?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Never? Yeah? Interesting?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
I used to not, but now I do because you
never know when someone's going to come home type of thing.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I think I think that might be it, because like
I don't know who's okay, But what if you're home
on a woodcsion, the family's out of town and there's
no way they're going to Just.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Like, psychologically, do you shut the door or not your family?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
When you say that way, I want to say no,
but I probably do. Really interesting, it's im It's just
a habit. I think it's just like you know, oh,
I'm going to the bathroom, close the door without thinking
about it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's not a consciousness.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
I for sure know that I'm home alone, no one's coming.
Then on the sleeve, everything open?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah, I missing with the door open?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Why do I like it so much?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I don't know. It's weird.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Right did you bring? Uh oh, you're one little piece
of laundry news for Sammy. Okay, So you know, first
there was the powdered and the liquid laundry churge, and
then tide pods came around. I don't I don't like
tide pods well because I don't like them because of
the I have the front loading washer dryers. Yeah, you
know that have the door in the front, like like
you're supposed to put the detergent into the little drawer.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Thought, No, you don't have to.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
You can just throw the type pod right into trust
because I don't think because they're water efficient, I don't
think there's like enough.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I feel like there's not gonna be enough uh water, Yeah, exactly.
Like if you have like an old school where the
lid is on the top, Yeah, you can throw it
in like a big tuble water fine. I think it
will dissolve better. I just don't trust it's going to
dissolve properly.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
That's how I do it, and it's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I like to see, like when the washer starts, I
like to see the SuDS pressed up against the laundromat.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I feel like it's working better. Activation.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, anyway, so then yeah, then you have the tide pods.
And now there's something new. There's like a tide Evo,
which is concentrated waterless tile with six cleaning layers that
activate in cold water. And they use these minuscule fibers
to clean, creating soap without liquid or fillers.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Winter kids.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Tied ev oh tide So do you put that in
a in the regular.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
That's all I have. That's all the information I have.
The only reason I said to the side because I
know Sammy's horny for laundry.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Their their slogan is so idiocrisy. Tied Evo detergent, entirely
made of clean.
Speaker 9 (06:48):
Cool All right, Sammy researches. Do I need to put
it in the little tray or do I just throw.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
It in with the wash?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
That's what I'm trying to figure out. I think it's
similar to a tide pod, it just tile.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Oh, and then the question I had for uh, for
dumb ass Tyler, did you bring sand to the beach
to the Woody Show event on Saturday?
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Because we had there's all.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I know what you're talking about, because we had women
that were showing up to meet Tyler and then you know,
apparently he brought somebody.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
No, I had not. I was one of my friends
that I hadn't seen in the ears. You can't.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
You can't show up with a woman to an event
where there are women coming to meet you. They're gonna
be They're gonna be like, not intimidated, but they're gonna
be there gonna think, oh, he came here with somebody
like she was with you the entire time.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
No game followed along a little bit.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
It's fine when you introduced her, you go, this is
my good friend.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
That sounds like girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Dude, I'm an idiot in this arena when it comes
to the whole like, you know, dating stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And you know what, even I know you go do that? Dude?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Yeah, I mean god, I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
We're trying you. It's how hard we're working for you. Yeah,
And how much time we're putting into this? All right?
And does it benefit us? No, you didn't.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
I say a month before the event on the air,
I said, he's going to funnel this and bring sand
to the beach.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And what does he do?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Well? Can we talk about the fact that the day
before this is an exact quote, he said, this whole
thing revolves around.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Me tomorrow, right, And I told him I don't think
so was the exact quote.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
Yeah, but he's you don't get it. He's being he's
being sarcastic.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I don't think no, he is.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It was. It was completely sarcastic. He's being sarcastic. Some
people haven't picked up on it.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Well, as long as Mena says so and not Tyler.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
So despite the fact you brought sand to the beach,
I didn't like. But did you talk to chicks like
I did? I talk to a couple people, and how
that go?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Numbers?
Speaker 8 (08:44):
So if I'm talking to someone, I start off on
Instagram because I've had people when I give him my number,
they just blow up my phone and.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
All right, Morgan, just change numbers. He's he's laughing because
she's seen you with your shirt.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
Here's another thing that we keep on bringing to the
table behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
He keeps on addressing it as people. I'm like, dude,
are you bisexual?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
God?
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Like, if you are bisexual, then just let us know I'm.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Not you double your options?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, that would that would make things easier. Yeah, yeah,
but I'm not so well girl or woman?
Speaker 9 (09:18):
Yeah, you keep on saying people.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I don't interested people. I guess okay, well you got Instagram,
but you didn't getting numbers. No, I'd like to keep
it on Instagram. Are you they don't I like to to. Yes,
they don't blow them up? People. Are you sorry? Are
you like conversating with people? Are you a little bit?
(09:40):
Has there been in a conversation since the event? A
little bit? So what's going on? Don't it's just a
little bit like I've been working. That's a reasonable answer.
I mean it just happened.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, but you love texting.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Why not give me to bed? He'll text me in
the middle of the night like, oh what do you
watch him?
Speaker 9 (09:59):
Texting me?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Something coming from your TV? I was like, hold on,
that actually sounds pretty cool. You guys are gonna be
cuddling Sam.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
No, oh, it's only I'm telling you ladies, live with
someone if you're interested, and then you'll learn real quick
if you are or not.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
So you're interested in Tyler?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
No, I don't think that.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I might have been before.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
But oh hey, all right, well from Morgan, keep this
up to oh oh god, are you all right?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
He's knocking out the wall, Jane, he's.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Not doing what good.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
We got the Craigslist prices right coming up for you
right this hour.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Then the phones for that eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
What are you not yet? Not yet? Just let you
know it's coming up. We got that.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh, Sammy got excited, you guys. Yes, something happened here
at the radio station. And then it was a big letdown.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
Yes, I know.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
I was so excited because I walked into the women's
bathroom and on the counter was a little jar of
tampons and I was like, shut up, we have tampons now.
And then I got closer and there was a sign
on it that said courtesy of Sea Bass.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Wow, I know, yeah, I haven't let me.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I was waiting for you to do this because seas yeh.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Y'all know they do this in the other bathroom, right, Okay?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
So yeah, so Sea Bass for years, there's a you know,
copy machine out in the hallway by the by the studio,
and he will bring up new like reams of paper,
but he has to write on the outside of the
courtesy of Sea Bass. Yes, because he's been leaving that yeah,
courtesy of Sea Bass. Courtesy of Sea Bass. You know, yeah,
so he's like, well, I have a new courtesy of
(11:55):
Sea Bass.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Offering.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Yeah, text everybody, gus, did you buy those or did
you steal them from the downstairs bathroom.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Let's be more clear. It doesn't say courtesy of.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Okay, it says courtesy of Sebastian from the Woody Show.
He appreciates, appreciates you parentheses and is available for endorsements.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Because this room, this bathroom, is doing the sales.
Speaker 11 (12:21):
I like that.
Speaker 10 (12:21):
So what Morgan's saying is so as I was putting
out my again, as I mentioned last week or two ago,
when I said, hey, we don't have tampons here at
this at this office, and women deserve.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Because we brought it up on the air. We brought
it up, you guys told me. And then Gina made
the argument, oh, they should be free.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
It should be free.
Speaker 10 (12:38):
To Morgan's point is, as I was going about Sea
Bass the tampon ferry handing out free tampons, I went
down I went downstairs to their their bathroom and the
women's bathroom downstairs. It's like tamp PACs airlifted a crate
of crap downstairs to the women's bathroom. They have ears
and mind you know what else they do for our
(12:58):
sister station. I guess a bunch of people chip in
and they have like a big giant snack drawer.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah they do.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
I've seen it, Chips.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
That's the same girl that supplies the tampons. I haven't
paid for a tampon and over a year.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Michelle is like a fairy godmother.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Oh babe.
Speaker 10 (13:12):
So Michelle for the downstairs seas for the upstairs out here,
two feminists serving you. Yeah, I noticed too about this
sign that I made, Sammy. It says purt is a
bashing but gray because it's for women. It's kind of
like it's very pastel, and it's got flowers that like.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Bubbles on the edge of the letters.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Sammy Morgan, I don't know if you feel my on this.
Speaker 10 (13:35):
I don't know if I could use those why because
you're thinking of.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Well, you didn't answer my question. Did you buy them yourself?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I sure did. Wow.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Okay, there's a third layer of this, a bunch of Tampa.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
Amazon third layer to this. You did get the good
ones tampas get the because I know, but then like
cute stuff and they have to everything.
Speaker 11 (14:01):
But he did get that high end actually a really
points every time you're down there inserting and crammon. I
don't know if I could do it, even though he
did get that top shelf tampons.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Random question like I know that you know people will
dedicate in a in a hotel, this is the sleeping bed,
this sex bed or h here at the radio station
or work wherever you work, one bathroom will be the
pooping bathroom. And do women, uh do you have there
is there a tampon changing bathroom? Like will you go
(14:35):
to a different bathroom for changing tampons? Then you will
just for like a quick you know you don't need
that much space. Well, it's not about needing space like
some people will go more. It's almost like how people
go out in the woods because they're shameful.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Oh no, like you know, for we go to a
period hut the embarrass of our periods.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Like you shouldn't be embarrassed about it taking a dump either,
but people.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Are there's no fallout from and.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
There's like more more perceived deprivacy even though they're both
you know, open to whoever in the office about single seeds.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
I don't think women care.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
It was like you don't run down to the first
floor bathroom. I was wondering, like, why why are there
tampons in one bathroom but not the other. It's just
because somebody else.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I guess already you know that one because now it's
adopted highway. You just you, you know the people downstairs,
and Michelle downstairs adopted that bathroom.
Speaker 9 (15:22):
She took care of the period stuff down there, and
now you have, you have, You're welcome. We go in
business and we buy like a machine that distributes them,
you know, because.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
They want them for free. They should be free, should
be free, I should tam.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Because it's because we have to deal with having a period.
It's not like like why first of all, why would
they be taxed?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
They should just be.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
At the office because it's an expense that we didn't
ask for.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
So the ladies.
Speaker 10 (15:59):
So here's here's the better analogy for you ladies. Uh,
we don't go into the bathroom and pay for squares
of toilet paper. Why are we paying for.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Another different argument?
Speaker 10 (16:08):
No, I think I think it's an analogy.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
It is.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
I like it.
Speaker 10 (16:11):
Yeah, that makes that makes more sense. Yeah, this is
a natural thing that's a regular part of our bodily function.
You're not making us pay for toilet paper and towels
or soap.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Or so is why they should be free. The tampons,
That's why I put them there.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Like you said, like it's a it's a provided service
in the bathroom because it's a bodily function.
Speaker 10 (16:32):
The whole thing is ridiculous because then you could apply
that again to soap and toilet paper, etcetera.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Uh did American psychle go into the women's room to
place these there?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
That's a good question. First off, mister Bateman, cameras there.
I went in.
Speaker 10 (16:46):
I specifically went in Sunday morning, eight am when no
one's in this office. I knocked and I said hello.
The light was off, meaning that no woel had been in.
You know, it's the motion detection was out there, and
I went in. I placed my gift to you ladies.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
I mean, the thing is, it's hard to say no
because he got the good ones. He didn't get the
like cardboard ones, thoughtful.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
You know how you can get which ones are good?
You know how you get your business name and your
phone number and your logo like on a pen or
little little baseball.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
I'm saying like you should be able to get it,
like where there's like custom wrappers, or it's like Sea
Bass's face on the wrapper.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I saw that on the applicator.
Speaker 9 (17:29):
Yeah. Literally, now do we look at this all angles?
Do you think there will be a complaint?
Speaker 10 (17:38):
I think that somebody out of spite will remove the
sign that says courtesy of Sebastian. They'll enjoy my tampons
may or maybe they'll just turn the box around.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, I think you're right. I could tell you about
one thing that I heard about that got a complaint
about me. Yeah, oh great, uh oh great, Like I
don't know, I don't know how I missed. I missed
it and then somebody said, oh, well, we did hear
about something, but it wasn't quite clear what it was.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
You left a mug in the break area in the sink.
Speaker 10 (18:18):
I don't know what you're talking about, Woodie, because this
is now with HR. Thanks for thanks for literally screwing me?
What you literally just screwed me? How do I literally
just screw it? Because it wasn't No one knew what
was going on. This wasn't This was kind of being
left alone. And now I'm gonna have to go to
a meeting.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Did you or did you not? Okay, well, why bring
it up now because everybody told me that it was you.
I told you, guys, it was no, no, no, no.
That's the thing that part I wasn't aware of.
Speaker 10 (18:41):
Well, I brought it into the studio and showed Greg
and see in Menace. This is straight up snitch in Menace.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
Oh okay, no, no, no, okay, To be honest, I
don't remember you showing the mug at.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
All, okay, smart movie. No no, no, no, no, I
swear to god, I don't remember you showing it to me.
Speaker 9 (18:59):
Somebody brought in the bug that was not you and
showed it to me because it was funny, right and
I was dying laughing.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I didn't know.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
But the person who, by the way, I'm on good
terms with or was until what he just snitched on.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Okay, yeah, so you did something. I'm the person, Okay, God,
because I told who did it?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Right there?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
That's how are you not understanding this? Because I was
told who did it? But I told you, guys, there
was no no, no, no, it was the cat or
whatever bag. It was already out.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yeah. By the time it got to me.
Speaker 10 (19:29):
Why and you know that it's that someone filed an
HR complain And now you're now you're publicly putting my
name on it.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I knew that somebody can play. Did you do it?
That's not the okay?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Well whatever, no, not whatever. No, you totally just ratted
me out for no reason.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
What are you talking about? No reason?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
We're talking about talking about reason. It started with you
putting courtesy tampons in my name on them. Yes, correct,
but he's taking credit for and I did a small
harmless office pranks.
Speaker 9 (19:57):
That was not a prank.
Speaker 10 (19:57):
That was a gift to the women of this. No,
don't don't play dumb on this. I'm not playing dumb
on it because you thought, oh, you know that I've
got to that somebody went to hr about this.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I did not know that somebody went to quote to me. No,
I said somebody complained because I had the person ask me. So,
why why rap me out? Publicly? Rat you out?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
You just what you just did that it's already out?
Is that I guess that anybody who would Why haven't
I heard about it?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I don't know that's them. I have no idea because
I have no idea why you haven't heard it the audience?
You haven't heard about it? How are you aware of so?
Somebody let me. One of the one of the managers
told me about it.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I go, it sounds about right, right about like you
your sea bass being sea bass, right, it wasn't like whatever.
I didn't really know like too much about it other
than what they told me. And I go, yeah that
somebody else said, somebody else from the fourth floor. I
already knew who it was, like one of the other
hosts on the fourth floor, Like if it's the fifth floor,
there's only one person it could be.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Okay, so they might have guessed. But you know, hey,
but he went to HR about this.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
You told me that, no, because somebody from the management
on this floor told me, yes, sea bass did this.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I go, yeah, that sounds that sounds about right. That's
a sea bass.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Like the the ornament or the ornament I had, Yeah,
right was on the lobby of the there was there
was an ornament.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
I'm not gonna be too much of a dick about this,
but what he said that the person who I made
this joke about went to HR about it, and now
he just publicly ouded me as the person who did
the offending prank.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Publicly outed you, Yes, that's what you just did.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
And let me explain real quick what happened.
Speaker 10 (21:34):
So I took an inside joke here on the show,
putt it up a fake coffee mug, left it in
the work kitchen. Let's let that's too late now. I
left it there because it was funny. And by the way,
I'm on great terms with this person who I made
the joke about. And I just left it there and
it sat there for months until like the guy was like,
what the hell right, and then he read the mug
and so on and so forth. They made it look
(21:54):
like a promotional mug for a different show. But it
says something foul that we saved. We save in the air.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Now that person apparently went to HR.
Speaker 10 (22:03):
How do I know because what he told me he
went to HR and now what he just and I
thought I was hoping he would kind of die and
go away because there's no exactly people.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Assumed like he just said, let me no confirmation. The
manager person told me it was you, You just said
assumed No, I did not. I said, they already knew,
which is why this did not.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
This is not because other people knew that it was him.
I don't I know it. That part I don't know.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
It got to me that you it was you who
left this mug. We're ruining in a great tampon story.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Because this is a time of joy. Yes.
Speaker 10 (22:41):
The point is I made a joke that somebody took
the wrong way, and I thought it went away until
right now. It might have gone away until someone just body, I'm.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Sure it's still away. It's it's.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
They don't listen to this show because you're so too
because here, no, because here's here's the thing. It'd be
like saying, uh, the cops had no idea. No, the
cops are the ones who told me that it was
this person.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
So like like the what's the secret? That's that's thank you,
that's the point. What's the secret?
Speaker 4 (23:13):
I think it was just hoping it would just fizzle.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
I thought it had fizzled, so it probably did fizzle.
But if someone went to HR, there's there's a paper trail,
and that's what I'm talking about. Okay, legit now, don't
don't act don't act exasperated.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
You're the one who failed screwed up here, okay eight
seven seven forty four Wooding.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Send us a text to the tampons.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, tampons, it is it's proudly it was just another
example of sea bass office hijinks.
Speaker 10 (23:40):
Right, but you didn't think about it.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding, if you like to
play the Craigslist price is right, I would we have
that come up for you next.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
What do you mean considered a preservative, genetically.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Modified, genetically modified menace origin?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Maybe yes, exactly where the Woody Show will be right
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