May 11, 2026 • 26 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Welcome back. All right, dumb ass Tyler, Were you waiting
for me to ask you where my money was on Friday?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
No, I remembered to bring it. I just remember to
actually give.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
It to you.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
So that that's when I fronted Morgan one thousand dollars
for her rent that he said that he was. So,
I'm just trying to be I'm trying to be a
good guy. You know what I mean. I don't want
to have to break any legs, you know you doing.
He don't want to send the muscle.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Out, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I'm a nice guy. Yeah, well the money that.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Counted out the.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Envelope special?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, okay, cool, all right? You know what, and I
like you put I like the fact that you put
the bills on there this time. I heard that Break's
comment about that. I was, well, but let's fix that.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Yeah that's what What bills do you have?
Speaker 6 (01:03):
Like?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
What denominations?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Sorry? Two down?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Halfway?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Two down?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Heck yeah, well good on you for doing the right.
Now I gotta give you one of your cards.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Back hold on ye.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Good?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh no, kind of it's kind of like a mystress's.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Which one do you want back? Your Hernandez or Oh
I wish.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
This could be one of those psychological tricks though.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh that's how I'm thinking too. I'm like, I'm gonna
tell him what I want.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah, keep it exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'll take the Connor Griffin went back the Connor Griffin one. Yeah, okay,
Well here's Michael Vick.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yeah, did you get what you wanted?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
This is the one I actually wanted. I figured he
always wears that Michael Vick jersey around.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Yeah, I have because he loves dogs so much?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, very much?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Is it what ironic? I'm assuming like, you're not. You
weren't actually a Falcons fan?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Falcons fan since he got drafted back in two thousand
and one. Yeah, and I stuck with it ever since.
The whole dog fighting things. People when I was in
high school, they knew that I was Falcons. They would
call me a dog killer all the time, Like I
didn't do anything, it's not my fault.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Were you still wearing the jersey?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
No, I would wear a different Falcons jersey just because
they knew I rooted for him. They'd be like, oh,
you're a dog killer.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
While that whole thing was playing out, you weren't wearing
the jersey around, right, not his jersey specific.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, I think stayed buried in my closet for a
very very long time.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
I was curious about how like, because you didn't live
in Atlanta at anytime, right, No, I never have always
curious about how like Randy was a Packers fan if
you were caall and he was nowhere near Green Bay's
entire life.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, so mine was. There was no pro team around
where I was growing up. So I'm like, okay, just
kind of got into football. And then Michael Vick was
lighting it up in college. I'm like, that guy's really cool.
I'll follow wherever he goes.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Makes sense.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I was like nine or ten.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
At the time, so that makes sense. Well, thank you, Tyler,
no problem, and I appreciate eight seven seven forty four
Woodie send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. Yeah, speaking of text, we never got to
Sea Bess because he wasn't around when we announced Sea
Bass's text ban, right for being able to reply to
(03:13):
the text messages and yeah, so so you know this
is a yeah, he's pretending to yawn.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
He doesn't care.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, that's fine. Well if he doesn't care, it's fine. Yeah,
it was it was, it was gonna be, It was
gonna be, it was gonna be a temporary ban. I
will say this movie is until we had yet another conversation.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
This is not surprising you guys that often do things
that shoot yourself in the foot, cut off your nose
to spite your face. Oh yeah, uh yeah, because I mean,
you're gonna now what you're gonna see, what you're gonna see,
and well what more importantly, what the audience is gonna
see is your engagement with the show is gonna drop dramatically.
As I said last time, the vast majority of what
I send back is positive or just affirmations, just like
(03:55):
a thank you, vast majority. Don't don't mean really because
I read them.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It's it's true, it's true.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
I'm not going to say that those majority are positive, positive,
or just like thank you or gotcha or man, that's
a good idea, vast majority.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say that's untrue.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
I can't confirm that. I mean, because the ones that
come back negative, right, Yeah, you're just that's the fallacy
of cherry picking. Uh so you're getting cutting off your
nose is your face and if a few of them.
If some people don't have a good sense of humor and.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So you're making an argument that you're doing us good,
oh yes, then if that is your intent. And this
is where I this this, this is where I have
the problem. The people who are dicks, fine, I don't
care what you say to those people.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
The people who are.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Texting in just to be you know, a holes, fine,
we do that with the gregory immature replies or the
or the crossroads. It's the people who aren't even being
dicks that you are nasty to.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Oh see, that's what that's what I differ. I don't
think I'm being nasty. I'm being I'm being playful, joking,
little teasy. Maybe it's it's it's called like like negging
with girls. But I'm never nasty. I'm not nasty, but
the playful and teasing at the at the worst. But
the problem is people don't know your tone. You are correct,
some people are very stupid.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
There are a couple things. While I'm being fair to you,
and I do agree that a lot of stuff that
you write back it's fine and it's and it's help
form and those other things like I don't like like
if if somebody comes into your restaurant and they go, oh,
hey guys, blah blah blah blah blah, and yeah, dumb
decision on ordering that. Yeah, like what Dick's last resort.
(05:36):
It's hilarious. Okay, well you know that's ok.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
And it's also cute if given in the rights.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
You know, my look everything the other reading, I was laughing,
but I did have a I did have beef with.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And I agreed with them.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Is that I believe, and we've talked about this numerous times,
that you should be signing those texts.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Which seems to be impossible because Menace it's not that hard.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Menace. His beef is that there are things that get
sent in. We'll just use him as the example about
Menace that you reply to and you don't sign it,
and then people think it's Menace writing back.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
And a lot of times Menace has to write them back.
So you're not arguing with me, you're arguing with Seabat.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Typically those are not negative and those and like and
I'll wait too if I if I see like mannas
that was so funny, I'll wait like a fifteen twenty
minutes where I know Menace isn't seeing it or isn't
looking and I might just say thanks or nice or
something like that again, because that's the vast majority of
my replies are simply positive and encouraging engagement. So this
is more of a penalty for you the audience that
it is for me. We show forgot about the show,
(06:39):
literally and every you know, to be quite honest, our
writings will drop because that people think the show doesn't
care about them.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Any means, why why do you refuse to sign your
text and why do you continue to write in third person?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Ah? Well, because sometimes what I'm saying isn't a personal opinion,
it's just a fact about the universe. So well that's
more of a that's that's excuse me. But why don't
you You know, it just seems more profound when there's not,
when there's like it's a fact.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
But I think it's because you you want it to
look like somebody is agreeing with you, so somebody is
saying it on your behalf as opposed to you.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Just a lot of those things are just simply facts
of the universe, not opinions. So if they are, let
people know that it's your fact. But that's not there's
no such things your opinion. Okay, well see that's not
but that's not that's not a fact that it's an opinion.
But I do see what you're saying to a degree,
and maybe you'll have like a little s there.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
You go, that's you dog because people think it's gregory.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
But you do like a you can do a big
ass samy again if if if I ever come back,
which maybe I won't come back.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Look, you guys, you know it was more it was
more like, all right, man, you know, because we've we've
had the conversation, so maybe a little time out could
be good so we can, you know, realign to make
sure that everybody's clear that people are being nice and fine,
we're not We're not going to be salty back. That's unnecessary,
that's dumb.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
That's very necessary.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Oh that segment was amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Really you were amazed by it. That's so helpful. Really out.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Like sorry bad man. Yeah, which by the way, was
said in a cute and funny way.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, here's a response. This is from somebody on Instagram.
It's pretty funny, Like what Instagram like just decides to
hide like hidden by Instagram.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Then it's some innocuous comment this thing.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Gets hidden and then the terrible racial slur get through.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah right, like these other ones made him, but this
one didn't. Okay, uh hoy, what do the show? Listening
to the podcast hearing what you get? A what I'm
just gonna read forbid him? What you get? A butt
hurt about the way Sea Bass response to people, You
are literally a soft little beach woody. The opening credits
of your show say insensitivity, insensitive training for a politically
(08:58):
correct world. Nobody embodies that more than Sea Bass, and
you are a bunch of small, soft snowflakes talking about
our listeners are getting butt hurt and offended.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Hopefully that was a space of text, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Sea Bass contributes about eighty percent of the entertainment to
that show. If he went to another show, your show
would suck.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Let us not get personal about this, no matter how accurate.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yes, you probably have cart mark license, so he wouldn't
be able to take that. In probably some of his
other segments.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
You can always change the names, but he provides.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
The entertainment to the show. What the hell does what
he provide?
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Well?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Being nasty A stupid Monday segment about cheers and gears
and I love that. That's the stupidest segment on the
show and clearly just a time filler because you don't
have anything else to contribute to do an execution. You
are literally a contradiction of what you claim your show
to be, and the only one being one hundred percent
authentic is Sea Bass. But of course you Netflix will
(10:00):
chalk this up and say that this is his burner
account and the first, uh, the first to comment was
lollc Bass, is that.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
You getting see? That is the That's a perfect example
of something I wouldn't write because it's not pithy and
cute and lovable and sweet.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Uh And those are the words that come to mind.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, yeah, And again, I don't care if people are
nasty to people who are not. If if it's nastiness
is a response to nastiness, I'm okay with that. It's
when people are not being nasty and they're participating in
the show as we ask them to do, and they
get something nasty or not nice in return from the show,
a little a little smarmy. I, as the person who
(10:38):
is in charge of you know, the show, I don't like.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
That, right, And I'm not saying like that.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
It's because because it's unearned, like you always say, Uh,
you know, we talked about the personality. It's it's the
punching down. That's punching down.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Oh I first off, I have because they didn't start it.
I hate punching. It's not punching down. It's disproportional. I
hate the turn punching down because it's an excuse for
like just getting saying certain people can't be joked about. However,
but it is disproportional. But I would I would argue
that it is again you're you're misreading my tone, which
some could say is my fault because my tone should
be super clear.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
True, some would, but no one would know that it
was your tone because you didn't sign it.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
And I will say that Sea Bass is responsible for
a lot of segments and a lot of different things,
and he does a really great job.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
That's he's nothing banned from that. That's not the argument.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
That is not the argument.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I will also say that everybody on the show has different,
different responsibilities. Sea Bass is and it's it's it's by creation.
It's set up this way. His only job is to
come up with segments, do the things that amuse me.
That's it. He's got the best job of anybody in
this room.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
And couldn't you say replying to those texts amuses me?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
But so yes, like so literally, his only job is
to come to the table with things that he thinks
would be a fun segment. That's it. Yeah, that's it.
I don't even make him be That's why he's like
wear a seed bass. I only say, hey, man, I
really need need you for this segment. When we send
him the schedule what we want to do, we said,
I need you for this segments. He's free to be
a part of as much or as little as he wants.
(12:07):
It's not like I'm off, you know, you know, playing
a four square.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I'm doing you know, I'm editing, like right now, I
was editing audio for something we'renna be doing later in
the week.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
Right.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
But the point, the point is like, yes, he is
good at his job, but that is literally his job
is to create these segments for the show. That's that's
his role.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
You know, if somebody else on the Texas his role
is is for listeners to hate on.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I mean, you know, it's you know that one could
argue that.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Yeah, one could argue, I'm a boogeyman that you know,
it's shoot the messenger sort of thing. And if I'm
the messenger, then so then i'm your martyr.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, he's the shows. He's a whole thing. Uh huh,
he's the whole thing. Yeah, he mess is just the
show's heels there for I don't, I don't know, I
see I don't. I don't necessarily see it that way.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I don't think he's here to be hated on.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
No, no, no. For instance, it just happened. We were
making fun of Tyler, as we often do, and Menace
chuckled out loud, and Tyler yelled at Sea Bass, shut up,
Sea Bass bulb, and it was Menace who was laughing
the whole time. But he didn't yell at Menace because
that's not who the heel or the villain is. Yeah,
that's fair. And I'm here on slings and arrows.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
See.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Yeah, this is a part of the charms, the verbal
ju JITs.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
Yeah, I would say, like eighty percent of the hate
is just from this room, not the listeners.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Than you.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
If it gives you, if hating on me makes you
feel better, then feel.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Free again harder.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, well, okay, agree, so full disclosure. Right, this is uh,
this is kind of what happened in the whole conversation
about like how do we work things around here? Because
Sea Bass didn't want to be a part of things
he didn't want to be a part of, and also
a little bit of Sea Bass went a long way
for certain people in this room. And so it was
a way to like kind of accomplish two things at
(13:54):
the same time, like have him not have to be
in here and part of things he didn't want to
be a part of, and give certain people in this
room a little break from Sea Bass. So it worked out.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
I think that's a smart move, right, thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
And you wonder what is what he contribute? That's what
his contribution. I take a problem that exists and exactly
and I try to figure it out because that's my role.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Say oh god, business man, that's right, that's that's right.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
All right, we're gonna take a quick a quick break
more what he shows next handt parents, have you had
your I raised an idiot moment? If you haven't, it's coming.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Oh yeah, everybody's got one.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
My kids mailed a ton of graduation thank you cards
without stamps. Oh now, said he didn't know in the
post office actually mailed most of them.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
That's crazy, really, that's really nice of that.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
That's very generous.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah. This person said, when your sons are twenty and
twenty seven and they decided to test the theory of
suffocating someone by putting a bag over their head. My god,
this one said, there was a bug flying in the hallway,
and I caught my son with hair spray and a
lighter shooting flames into the hall ceiling trying to kill
(15:15):
the bug. And now there's large black marks all over
the hall.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I was going to say, we did the homemade.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Bathroom.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
The bathroom the magnifying glass was always fun.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, set so much stuff on fire with that. All right,
So what is your best I raised an idiot moment,
and this is last man standing. So we'll set the time. Uh,
we'll make it. We'll make it a quick one. Let's say,
let's say five minutes. All right, So we'll take the
first call, we hear the story, we'll get the second
call here that story, decide which one moves on, and
(15:54):
then whichever one is left at the end, you're going
to be the winner, and we'll get you set up
with a let's go right to the phone. Say hi
to Maria. Hey Maria, Maria, Hi, good morning, Hey Maria.
All right, so what is your I raised an idiot moment.
Speaker 10 (16:15):
Okay, So he is in ninth grade. They were told
to the whole class was told to unplug their computers.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
His pocket got stuck.
Speaker 10 (16:22):
He found a piece of metal on the floor, decided
to use that to pry it out, threw out all
the circuits in the whole class came through. I got
he gets up to the principal, I get a call.
They think he did it on purpose. But it's like,
do you seriously think potentially electrocuted himself? Which is why
I believe it was a mistake, a dumb, idiot mistake.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Well, they were giving him credit by saying you did
it on purpose, Like, who's that dud?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Did it?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Did they charge you for stuff?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
No?
Speaker 10 (16:50):
They wanted him to do detention. But we are like, no,
we're gonna We're gonna think about it, because this just
doesn't make sense that it was intentional.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Like why would he My parents would have soundtention immediately idiot?
All right, hang on one second, all right, So her
ninth grader blew all the circuits in the computers in class?
Who's using metal to product? All right, let's say hi
to Nancy. Hey Nancy, Hi, Hi, So what's your I
raised an idiot moment.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Actually I thought it was second one. Well, it was listening,
all right. First one was my son.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
For the purpose of the contest, you got to pick one.
What what's your best?
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Let me do the second one. He was hiking around
with his friend. He was in junior high. He they
all they both decided to urinate because they had to
go to the bathroom when they were out, and he
urinated in a poison oak bush.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 6 (17:49):
To take his foe kid to the doctor with this
huge and lodge little member said he had to show
the doctor.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, get bigger the doctors the doctor and the doctors
would have asked have seen at any Yeah, it could
have been a broken toe. I have the time pause
while we make a decision. I'm not going to cut
into people's time while we make a decision here, all right, Nancy,
hang on one second. All right, So between Maria and Nancy,
it's both pretty okay.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
I'm going with using metal to do the plug out
of the socket because ninth grade.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You should know better.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
You should know better. And in in this kid's case,
maybe he didn't know it was poison oaks.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Poison ivy and poison oak.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
The leaves two different.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
It's kind of I see firefly and lightning bug different.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
They look different, but I wouldn't identified.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I couldn't identify it, all right, So we're going with Maria. Yeah,
Maria and Nancy, thank you for the call, just out
of curiosity. What was the other story?
Speaker 6 (18:54):
The other story was that he saw the dog stretching
his nose on the carpet and he did the same
thing and he got rug burn.
Speaker 8 (19:02):
All the.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
H How old is this kid down?
Speaker 6 (19:10):
He's going on fifty?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
This who and what does he do for a living?
Speaker 6 (19:16):
He's got his own business. He's highly successful. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
A word out all right, Nancy, thank you for the car.
I appreciate you. All right, let's see, let's go to
uh Adriana. Hey, what's up Adriana?
Speaker 11 (19:32):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (19:32):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
All right, so your I raised an idiot moment.
Speaker 9 (19:37):
So I set my kid out to walk the dog,
and I specifically told him not to use the red
leaf because the red leaf was broken, and to grab
the other leaf. Well, my son still grabbed the red leaf,
only he proceeded to tie it around the dog's hardness,
and then was still grabbing the other least to just
(19:57):
carry around while he walked the dog with the broken
leaf tight around the doc thread.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
What are they thinking? What is it that's weird? Because
I relate to this, my kid doesn't.
Speaker 9 (20:06):
I also want to add that this kid is smart
enough that he skipped the grapes.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Wow, so he's just not so maybe he thought he
was smarter than the Blake leash bok smart, he's not broken.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
This kind of reminds me of when Wood he used
his phone in a dark room to tell what time
it was, using the phone as.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I was momentary lapse of intelligence. It's momentary labs of intelligence,
all right? Uh, Adriana, hang on one second?
Speaker 11 (20:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Whose story between Maria with the circuits and the computers?
Speaker 4 (20:37):
I mean, or Maria's kids still almost killed everyone in school.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
It's gotta be Marihanna.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah, I'm still going with the metal in the.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Socket socket because you should know better.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
All right, And this sounds like just laziness. I was like,
a yeah, it's the leash. I'm just gonna make it work.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yea, it is pretty dumb, but still yeah. All right, Uh, Adriana,
thank you for listening and for calling in this morning.
Appreciate that.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
All right, let's go to Terry.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Terry, Hey, guys.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
All right, so your I raised an idiot moment.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
So I was home along with my son and I
was taking a nap one day, and apparently he didn't
realize that I was with him, so he thought it'd
be a good idea to get a giant cardboard cut
out make a sign saying I am home alone and
no one is with me or something.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Like that, and he put it outside on the.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
Street to tell the whole world he's home alone even
though I was home, thank god, but not the ans.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
All right, all right, so all right, some made the
signs that I'm home alone put in the front.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Yard, but there is no Yeah, yeah, all right, he
was scared.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
All right, Terry, hang on one second story.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
I really like that, but I gotta stick with Maria.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, socket, all right, all right, Terry, thank you for
the call. Appreciate listening to the Woodie Show. Have yourself
a great day. Let's go to Vincent, Hey, Vincent, Vincent.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Hey, good morning, we're gonna show how y'all doing.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
We're doing great, all right, So what's your eye raised
an idiot moment? Well, I'm not too proud of this,
but my oldest daughter she thought that me getting I
was like sect me with the same thing I was
getting her dog neuter. She thought that you had your
your balls cut off exactly.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
She turned to my wife and she goes, hey, mom,
as that hot dad's look.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
And my wife said, what do you mean?
Speaker 8 (22:40):
And she's like, yeah, because him and bear have got fixed.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
How old she looked over?
Speaker 8 (22:48):
She's twenty four now, wow.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I was gonna say, give her a break if she
was six. All right, all right, we'll make this quick.
All right. So between Maria and Vincent, I'm Vincent.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I'm saying that one really good one.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Twenty three? Yeah, yeah yeah, between those two, I mean, yeah, damn.
I like the socket though. All right, I say, Vincent,
Vincent Vincent three. All right, all you guys are out
numbered either way.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
But she thought he got cast.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Hey, Mariya, you had you had a very nice run.
We appreciate you listening to what show. Have yourself a
great day? Okay?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
You do me last, I mean, we love oy, we.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Have time for one more. It's four minutes and fifty
one seconds. I've been pausing the time when you know,
we make our decisions here, but let's let's get one more.
So it's either Vincent or Brandy. Hey, Brandy, Hi, how
are you doing.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
We're doing great?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
All right? So what's your eye?
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Raised?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
An idiot moment?
Speaker 11 (23:41):
Okay, So about two years ago we took a family
vacation to Kahona and Hawaiian Yeah, and we went to
We stayed on both sides of the island. So the
first time we stayed on with the beautiful black shore
on the beaches with a black fan, and then on
the at latter half of the trip, we stayed on
the other side of the island and we was just
comparing the things of how to get like the beaches
(24:03):
and everything. He was like, well, Mama, like the other
ocean and I was like, maybe, I don't understand.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
He was like the ocean a fan and I'm like,
maybe one.
Speaker 11 (24:11):
On an island, it's only one ocean. He was like, no,
there's two oceans.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
And I'm like no, not until this was two years ago.
Speaker 11 (24:19):
He was thirteen at the time and shouldn't say he's
still arguing with us about the two oceans.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
All right, all right, all right, hang on one second. All right,
say all right, so what do you guys think you'll
get your vote?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
That's funny, but I got to stick with my guy Vincent.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
With Vincent, I like both.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
But yeah, she was the daughter was twenty three, twenty four.
I'm sticking with Vincent.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Vincent. Yeah, yeah, Vincent, all right, what do you think
I'm doing here? I'm going around the room getting the vote.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Now I'm trying to see if there's two oceans for real?
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Oh my god, researching the Pacific and what else? What
could it possibly be North Pacific Ocean, which says on
the map right.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
There, right, but what's the ocean the Pacific Ocean? Correct? Right,
but there could be then there's the South Pacific Ocean.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
All right.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
That's like saying, you know, it's like northern California and
southern California. It's all California. It's the Pacific oceans.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Different.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
But yes, okay, well, Vincent, congratulations you are the winner.
Ergy Yeah, find this round of last man standing. Hang
on one second, we will get all your information. Appreciate
you listening. There's Vincent, everybody, and then hang on and
then Brandy, thank you appreciate the story. It's a great story. Yeah.
(25:40):
Either way, you got to go to Hawaii? Pretty cool? Yeah, noise? Yeah,
all right, thank you, Brandy. All right, there you go.
That's how you play Last.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Man's Standards so funny.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah. I said, my kid had to sell those chocolates
and didn't ruse that she had to sell them, but
she gave them to friends and just got boxes and boxes,
didn't tell me, and I was stuck with a seven
hundred and fifty dollars bill for the chocolates.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Good god.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
And I explained to her. She said, technically I did
sell them, they just didn't pay we did.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Oh okay. She's like, it's not my money.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
What do I care?
Speaker 5 (26:11):
I kind of like that movie.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
All right, what it shows next?
Speaker 6 (26:14):
Hang on?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Are you all in
Speaker 10 (26:21):
The Woody Show?
Welcome back. All right, dumb ass Tyler, Were you waiting
for me to ask you where my money was on Friday?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
No, I remembered to bring it. I just remember to
actually give.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
It to you.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
So that that's when I fronted Morgan one thousand dollars
for her rent that he said that he was. So,
I'm just trying to be I'm trying to be a
good guy. You know what I mean. I don't want
to have to break any legs, you know you doing.
He don't want to send the muscle.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Out, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I'm a nice guy. Yeah, well the money that.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Counted out the.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Envelope special?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, okay, cool, all right? You know what, and I
like you put I like the fact that you put
the bills on there this time. I heard that Break's
comment about that. I was, well, but let's fix that.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Yeah that's what What bills do you have?
Speaker 6 (01:03):
Like?
Speaker 5 (01:03):
What denominations?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Sorry? Two down?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Halfway?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Two down?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Heck yeah, well good on you for doing the right.
Now I gotta give you one of your cards.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Back hold on ye.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Good?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh no, kind of it's kind of like a mystress's.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Which one do you want back? Your Hernandez or Oh
I wish.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
This could be one of those psychological tricks though.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh that's how I'm thinking too. I'm like, I'm gonna
tell him what I want.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah, keep it exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'll take the Connor Griffin went back the Connor Griffin one. Yeah, okay,
Well here's Michael Vick.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yeah, did you get what you wanted?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
This is the one I actually wanted. I figured he
always wears that Michael Vick jersey around.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Yeah, I have because he loves dogs so much?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, very much?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Is it what ironic? I'm assuming like, you're not. You
weren't actually a Falcons fan?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Falcons fan since he got drafted back in two thousand
and one. Yeah, and I stuck with it ever since.
The whole dog fighting things. People when I was in
high school, they knew that I was Falcons. They would
call me a dog killer all the time, Like I
didn't do anything, it's not my fault.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Were you still wearing the jersey?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
No, I would wear a different Falcons jersey just because
they knew I rooted for him. They'd be like, oh,
you're a dog killer.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
While that whole thing was playing out, you weren't wearing
the jersey around, right, not his jersey specific.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, I think stayed buried in my closet for a
very very long time.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
I was curious about how like, because you didn't live
in Atlanta at anytime, right, No, I never have always
curious about how like Randy was a Packers fan if
you were caall and he was nowhere near Green Bay's
entire life.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, so mine was. There was no pro team around
where I was growing up. So I'm like, okay, just
kind of got into football. And then Michael Vick was
lighting it up in college. I'm like, that guy's really cool.
I'll follow wherever he goes.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Makes sense.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I was like nine or ten.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
At the time, so that makes sense. Well, thank you, Tyler,
no problem, and I appreciate eight seven seven forty four
Woodie send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. Yeah, speaking of text, we never got to
Sea Bess because he wasn't around when we announced Sea
Bass's text ban, right for being able to reply to
(03:13):
the text messages and yeah, so so you know this
is a yeah, he's pretending to yawn.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
He doesn't care.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, that's fine. Well if he doesn't care, it's fine. Yeah,
it was it was, it was gonna be, It was
gonna be, it was gonna be a temporary ban. I
will say this movie is until we had yet another conversation.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
This is not surprising you guys that often do things
that shoot yourself in the foot, cut off your nose
to spite your face. Oh yeah, uh yeah, because I mean,
you're gonna now what you're gonna see, what you're gonna see,
and well what more importantly, what the audience is gonna
see is your engagement with the show is gonna drop dramatically.
As I said last time, the vast majority of what
I send back is positive or just affirmations, just like
(03:55):
a thank you, vast majority. Don't don't mean really because
I read them.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It's it's true, it's true.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
I'm not going to say that those majority are positive, positive,
or just like thank you or gotcha or man, that's
a good idea, vast majority.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say that's untrue.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
I can't confirm that. I mean, because the ones that
come back negative, right, Yeah, you're just that's the fallacy
of cherry picking. Uh so you're getting cutting off your
nose is your face and if a few of them.
If some people don't have a good sense of humor and.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So you're making an argument that you're doing us good,
oh yes, then if that is your intent. And this
is where I this this, this is where I have
the problem. The people who are dicks, fine, I don't
care what you say to those people.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
The people who are.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Texting in just to be you know, a holes, fine,
we do that with the gregory immature replies or the
or the crossroads. It's the people who aren't even being
dicks that you are nasty to.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Oh see, that's what that's what I differ. I don't
think I'm being nasty. I'm being I'm being playful, joking,
little teasy. Maybe it's it's it's called like like negging
with girls. But I'm never nasty. I'm not nasty, but
the playful and teasing at the at the worst. But
the problem is people don't know your tone. You are correct,
some people are very stupid.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
There are a couple things. While I'm being fair to you,
and I do agree that a lot of stuff that
you write back it's fine and it's and it's help
form and those other things like I don't like like
if if somebody comes into your restaurant and they go, oh,
hey guys, blah blah blah blah blah, and yeah, dumb
decision on ordering that. Yeah, like what Dick's last resort.
(05:36):
It's hilarious. Okay, well you know that's ok.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
And it's also cute if given in the rights.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
You know, my look everything the other reading, I was laughing,
but I did have a I did have beef with.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And I agreed with them.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Is that I believe, and we've talked about this numerous times,
that you should be signing those texts.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Which seems to be impossible because Menace it's not that hard.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Menace. His beef is that there are things that get
sent in. We'll just use him as the example about
Menace that you reply to and you don't sign it,
and then people think it's Menace writing back.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
And a lot of times Menace has to write them back.
So you're not arguing with me, you're arguing with Seabat.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Typically those are not negative and those and like and
I'll wait too if I if I see like mannas
that was so funny, I'll wait like a fifteen twenty
minutes where I know Menace isn't seeing it or isn't
looking and I might just say thanks or nice or
something like that again, because that's the vast majority of
my replies are simply positive and encouraging engagement. So this
is more of a penalty for you the audience that
it is for me. We show forgot about the show,
(06:39):
literally and every you know, to be quite honest, our
writings will drop because that people think the show doesn't
care about them.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Any means, why why do you refuse to sign your
text and why do you continue to write in third person?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Ah? Well, because sometimes what I'm saying isn't a personal opinion,
it's just a fact about the universe. So well that's
more of a that's that's excuse me. But why don't
you You know, it just seems more profound when there's not,
when there's like it's a fact.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
But I think it's because you you want it to
look like somebody is agreeing with you, so somebody is
saying it on your behalf as opposed to you.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Just a lot of those things are just simply facts
of the universe, not opinions. So if they are, let
people know that it's your fact. But that's not there's
no such things your opinion. Okay, well see that's not
but that's not that's not a fact that it's an opinion.
But I do see what you're saying to a degree,
and maybe you'll have like a little s there.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
You go, that's you dog because people think it's gregory.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
But you do like a you can do a big
ass samy again if if if I ever come back,
which maybe I won't come back.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Look, you guys, you know it was more it was
more like, all right, man, you know, because we've we've
had the conversation, so maybe a little time out could
be good so we can, you know, realign to make
sure that everybody's clear that people are being nice and fine,
we're not We're not going to be salty back. That's unnecessary,
that's dumb.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
That's very necessary.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Oh that segment was amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Really you were amazed by it. That's so helpful. Really out.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Like sorry bad man. Yeah, which by the way, was
said in a cute and funny way.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, here's a response. This is from somebody on Instagram.
It's pretty funny, Like what Instagram like just decides to
hide like hidden by Instagram.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Then it's some innocuous comment this thing.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Gets hidden and then the terrible racial slur get through.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah right, like these other ones made him, but this
one didn't. Okay, uh hoy, what do the show? Listening
to the podcast hearing what you get? A what I'm
just gonna read forbid him? What you get? A butt
hurt about the way Sea Bass response to people, You
are literally a soft little beach woody. The opening credits
of your show say insensitivity, insensitive training for a politically
(08:58):
correct world. Nobody embodies that more than Sea Bass, and
you are a bunch of small, soft snowflakes talking about
our listeners are getting butt hurt and offended.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Hopefully that was a space of text, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Sea Bass contributes about eighty percent of the entertainment to
that show. If he went to another show, your show
would suck.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Let us not get personal about this, no matter how accurate.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yes, you probably have cart mark license, so he wouldn't
be able to take that. In probably some of his
other segments.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
You can always change the names, but he provides.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
The entertainment to the show. What the hell does what
he provide?
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Well?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Being nasty A stupid Monday segment about cheers and gears
and I love that. That's the stupidest segment on the
show and clearly just a time filler because you don't
have anything else to contribute to do an execution. You
are literally a contradiction of what you claim your show
to be, and the only one being one hundred percent
authentic is Sea Bass. But of course you Netflix will
(10:00):
chalk this up and say that this is his burner
account and the first, uh, the first to comment was
lollc Bass, is that.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
You getting see? That is the That's a perfect example
of something I wouldn't write because it's not pithy and
cute and lovable and sweet.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Uh And those are the words that come to mind.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, yeah, And again, I don't care if people are
nasty to people who are not. If if it's nastiness
is a response to nastiness, I'm okay with that. It's
when people are not being nasty and they're participating in
the show as we ask them to do, and they
get something nasty or not nice in return from the show,
a little a little smarmy. I, as the person who
(10:38):
is in charge of you know, the show, I don't like.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
That, right, And I'm not saying like that.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
It's because because it's unearned, like you always say, Uh,
you know, we talked about the personality. It's it's the
punching down. That's punching down.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Oh I first off, I have because they didn't start it.
I hate punching. It's not punching down. It's disproportional. I
hate the turn punching down because it's an excuse for
like just getting saying certain people can't be joked about. However,
but it is disproportional. But I would I would argue
that it is again you're you're misreading my tone, which
some could say is my fault because my tone should
be super clear.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
True, some would, but no one would know that it
was your tone because you didn't sign it.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
And I will say that Sea Bass is responsible for
a lot of segments and a lot of different things,
and he does a really great job.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
That's he's nothing banned from that. That's not the argument.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
That is not the argument.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I will also say that everybody on the show has different,
different responsibilities. Sea Bass is and it's it's it's by creation.
It's set up this way. His only job is to
come up with segments, do the things that amuse me.
That's it. He's got the best job of anybody in
this room.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
And couldn't you say replying to those texts amuses me?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
But so yes, like so literally, his only job is
to come to the table with things that he thinks
would be a fun segment. That's it. Yeah, that's it.
I don't even make him be That's why he's like
wear a seed bass. I only say, hey, man, I
really need need you for this segment. When we send
him the schedule what we want to do, we said,
I need you for this segments. He's free to be
a part of as much or as little as he wants.
(12:07):
It's not like I'm off, you know, you know, playing
a four square.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I'm doing you know, I'm editing, like right now, I
was editing audio for something we'renna be doing later in
the week.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
Right.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
But the point, the point is like, yes, he is
good at his job, but that is literally his job
is to create these segments for the show. That's that's
his role.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
You know, if somebody else on the Texas his role
is is for listeners to hate on.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I mean, you know, it's you know that one could
argue that.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Yeah, one could argue, I'm a boogeyman that you know,
it's shoot the messenger sort of thing. And if I'm
the messenger, then so then i'm your martyr.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, he's the shows. He's a whole thing. Uh huh,
he's the whole thing. Yeah, he mess is just the
show's heels there for I don't, I don't know, I
see I don't. I don't necessarily see it that way.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I don't think he's here to be hated on.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
No, no, no. For instance, it just happened. We were
making fun of Tyler, as we often do, and Menace
chuckled out loud, and Tyler yelled at Sea Bass, shut up,
Sea Bass bulb, and it was Menace who was laughing
the whole time. But he didn't yell at Menace because
that's not who the heel or the villain is. Yeah,
that's fair. And I'm here on slings and arrows.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
See.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Yeah, this is a part of the charms, the verbal
ju JITs.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
Yeah, I would say, like eighty percent of the hate
is just from this room, not the listeners.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Than you.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
If it gives you, if hating on me makes you
feel better, then feel.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Free again harder.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, well, okay, agree, so full disclosure. Right, this is uh,
this is kind of what happened in the whole conversation
about like how do we work things around here? Because
Sea Bass didn't want to be a part of things
he didn't want to be a part of, and also
a little bit of Sea Bass went a long way
for certain people in this room. And so it was
a way to like kind of accomplish two things at
(13:54):
the same time, like have him not have to be
in here and part of things he didn't want to
be a part of, and give certain people in this
room a little break from Sea Bass. So it worked out.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
I think that's a smart move, right, thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
And you wonder what is what he contribute? That's what
his contribution. I take a problem that exists and exactly
and I try to figure it out because that's my role.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Say oh god, business man, that's right, that's that's right.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
All right, we're gonna take a quick a quick break
more what he shows next handt parents, have you had
your I raised an idiot moment? If you haven't, it's coming.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Oh yeah, everybody's got one.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
My kids mailed a ton of graduation thank you cards
without stamps. Oh now, said he didn't know in the
post office actually mailed most of them.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
That's crazy, really, that's really nice of that.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
That's very generous.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah. This person said, when your sons are twenty and
twenty seven and they decided to test the theory of
suffocating someone by putting a bag over their head. My god,
this one said, there was a bug flying in the hallway,
and I caught my son with hair spray and a
lighter shooting flames into the hall ceiling trying to kill
(15:15):
the bug. And now there's large black marks all over
the hall.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I was going to say, we did the homemade.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Bathroom.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
The bathroom the magnifying glass was always fun.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, set so much stuff on fire with that. All right,
So what is your best I raised an idiot moment,
and this is last man standing. So we'll set the time. Uh,
we'll make it. We'll make it a quick one. Let's say,
let's say five minutes. All right, So we'll take the
first call, we hear the story, we'll get the second
call here that story, decide which one moves on, and
(15:54):
then whichever one is left at the end, you're going
to be the winner, and we'll get you set up
with a let's go right to the phone. Say hi
to Maria. Hey Maria, Maria, Hi, good morning, Hey Maria.
All right, so what is your I raised an idiot moment.
Speaker 10 (16:15):
Okay, So he is in ninth grade. They were told
to the whole class was told to unplug their computers.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
His pocket got stuck.
Speaker 10 (16:22):
He found a piece of metal on the floor, decided
to use that to pry it out, threw out all
the circuits in the whole class came through. I got
he gets up to the principal, I get a call.
They think he did it on purpose. But it's like,
do you seriously think potentially electrocuted himself? Which is why
I believe it was a mistake, a dumb, idiot mistake.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Well, they were giving him credit by saying you did
it on purpose, Like, who's that dud?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Did it?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Did they charge you for stuff?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
No?
Speaker 10 (16:50):
They wanted him to do detention. But we are like, no,
we're gonna We're gonna think about it, because this just
doesn't make sense that it was intentional.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Like why would he My parents would have soundtention immediately idiot?
All right, hang on one second, all right, So her
ninth grader blew all the circuits in the computers in class?
Who's using metal to product? All right, let's say hi
to Nancy. Hey Nancy, Hi, Hi, So what's your I
raised an idiot moment.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Actually I thought it was second one. Well, it was listening,
all right. First one was my son.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
For the purpose of the contest, you got to pick one.
What what's your best?
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Let me do the second one. He was hiking around
with his friend. He was in junior high. He they
all they both decided to urinate because they had to
go to the bathroom when they were out, and he
urinated in a poison oak bush.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 6 (17:49):
To take his foe kid to the doctor with this
huge and lodge little member said he had to show
the doctor.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, get bigger the doctors the doctor and the doctors
would have asked have seen at any Yeah, it could
have been a broken toe. I have the time pause
while we make a decision. I'm not going to cut
into people's time while we make a decision here, all right, Nancy,
hang on one second. All right, So between Maria and Nancy,
it's both pretty okay.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
I'm going with using metal to do the plug out
of the socket because ninth grade.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You should know better.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
You should know better. And in in this kid's case,
maybe he didn't know it was poison oaks.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Poison ivy and poison oak.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
The leaves two different.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
It's kind of I see firefly and lightning bug different.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
They look different, but I wouldn't identified.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I couldn't identify it, all right, So we're going with Maria. Yeah,
Maria and Nancy, thank you for the call, just out
of curiosity. What was the other story?
Speaker 6 (18:54):
The other story was that he saw the dog stretching
his nose on the carpet and he did the same
thing and he got rug burn.
Speaker 8 (19:02):
All the.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
H How old is this kid down?
Speaker 6 (19:10):
He's going on fifty?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
This who and what does he do for a living?
Speaker 6 (19:16):
He's got his own business. He's highly successful. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
A word out all right, Nancy, thank you for the car.
I appreciate you. All right, let's see, let's go to
uh Adriana. Hey, what's up Adriana?
Speaker 11 (19:32):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (19:32):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
All right, so your I raised an idiot moment.
Speaker 9 (19:37):
So I set my kid out to walk the dog,
and I specifically told him not to use the red
leaf because the red leaf was broken, and to grab
the other leaf. Well, my son still grabbed the red leaf,
only he proceeded to tie it around the dog's hardness,
and then was still grabbing the other least to just
(19:57):
carry around while he walked the dog with the broken
leaf tight around the doc thread.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
What are they thinking? What is it that's weird? Because
I relate to this, my kid doesn't.
Speaker 9 (20:06):
I also want to add that this kid is smart
enough that he skipped the grapes.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Wow, so he's just not so maybe he thought he
was smarter than the Blake leash bok smart, he's not broken.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
This kind of reminds me of when Wood he used
his phone in a dark room to tell what time
it was, using the phone as.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I was momentary lapse of intelligence. It's momentary labs of intelligence,
all right? Uh, Adriana, hang on one second?
Speaker 11 (20:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Whose story between Maria with the circuits and the computers?
Speaker 4 (20:37):
I mean, or Maria's kids still almost killed everyone in school.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
It's gotta be Marihanna.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah, I'm still going with the metal in the.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Socket socket because you should know better.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
All right, And this sounds like just laziness. I was like,
a yeah, it's the leash. I'm just gonna make it work.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yea, it is pretty dumb, but still yeah. All right, Uh, Adriana,
thank you for listening and for calling in this morning.
Appreciate that.
Speaker 7 (20:59):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
All right, let's go to Terry.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Terry, Hey, guys.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
All right, so your I raised an idiot moment.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
So I was home along with my son and I
was taking a nap one day, and apparently he didn't
realize that I was with him, so he thought it'd
be a good idea to get a giant cardboard cut
out make a sign saying I am home alone and
no one is with me or something.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Like that, and he put it outside on the.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
Street to tell the whole world he's home alone even
though I was home, thank god, but not the ans.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
All right, all right, so all right, some made the
signs that I'm home alone put in the front.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Yard, but there is no Yeah, yeah, all right, he
was scared.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
All right, Terry, hang on one second story.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
I really like that, but I gotta stick with Maria.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, socket, all right, all right, Terry, thank you for
the call. Appreciate listening to the Woodie Show. Have yourself
a great day. Let's go to Vincent, Hey, Vincent, Vincent.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Hey, good morning, we're gonna show how y'all doing.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
We're doing great, all right, So what's your eye raised
an idiot moment? Well, I'm not too proud of this,
but my oldest daughter she thought that me getting I
was like sect me with the same thing I was
getting her dog neuter. She thought that you had your
your balls cut off exactly.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
She turned to my wife and she goes, hey, mom,
as that hot dad's look.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
And my wife said, what do you mean?
Speaker 8 (22:40):
And she's like, yeah, because him and bear have got fixed.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
How old she looked over?
Speaker 8 (22:48):
She's twenty four now, wow.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I was gonna say, give her a break if she
was six. All right, all right, we'll make this quick.
All right. So between Maria and Vincent, I'm Vincent.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I'm saying that one really good one.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Twenty three? Yeah, yeah yeah, between those two, I mean, yeah, damn.
I like the socket though. All right, I say, Vincent,
Vincent Vincent three. All right, all you guys are out
numbered either way.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
But she thought he got cast.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Hey, Mariya, you had you had a very nice run.
We appreciate you listening to what show. Have yourself a
great day? Okay?
Speaker 5 (23:20):
You do me last, I mean, we love oy, we.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Have time for one more. It's four minutes and fifty
one seconds. I've been pausing the time when you know,
we make our decisions here, but let's let's get one more.
So it's either Vincent or Brandy. Hey, Brandy, Hi, how
are you doing.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
We're doing great?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
All right? So what's your eye?
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Raised?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
An idiot moment?
Speaker 11 (23:41):
Okay, So about two years ago we took a family
vacation to Kahona and Hawaiian Yeah, and we went to
We stayed on both sides of the island. So the
first time we stayed on with the beautiful black shore
on the beaches with a black fan, and then on
the at latter half of the trip, we stayed on
the other side of the island and we was just
comparing the things of how to get like the beaches
(24:03):
and everything. He was like, well, Mama, like the other
ocean and I was like, maybe, I don't understand.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
He was like the ocean a fan and I'm like,
maybe one.
Speaker 11 (24:11):
On an island, it's only one ocean. He was like, no,
there's two oceans.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
And I'm like no, not until this was two years ago.
Speaker 11 (24:19):
He was thirteen at the time and shouldn't say he's
still arguing with us about the two oceans.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
All right, all right, all right, hang on one second. All right,
say all right, so what do you guys think you'll
get your vote?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
That's funny, but I got to stick with my guy Vincent.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
With Vincent, I like both.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
But yeah, she was the daughter was twenty three, twenty four.
I'm sticking with Vincent.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Vincent. Yeah, yeah, Vincent, all right, what do you think
I'm doing here? I'm going around the room getting the vote.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Now I'm trying to see if there's two oceans for real?
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Oh my god, researching the Pacific and what else? What
could it possibly be North Pacific Ocean, which says on
the map right.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
There, right, but what's the ocean the Pacific Ocean? Correct? Right,
but there could be then there's the South Pacific Ocean.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
All right.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
That's like saying, you know, it's like northern California and
southern California. It's all California. It's the Pacific oceans.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Different.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
But yes, okay, well, Vincent, congratulations you are the winner.
Ergy Yeah, find this round of last man standing. Hang
on one second, we will get all your information. Appreciate
you listening. There's Vincent, everybody, and then hang on and
then Brandy, thank you appreciate the story. It's a great story. Yeah.
(25:40):
Either way, you got to go to Hawaii? Pretty cool? Yeah, noise? Yeah,
all right, thank you, Brandy. All right, there you go.
That's how you play Last.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Man's Standards so funny.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah. I said, my kid had to sell those chocolates
and didn't ruse that she had to sell them, but
she gave them to friends and just got boxes and boxes,
didn't tell me, and I was stuck with a seven
hundred and fifty dollars bill for the chocolates.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Good god.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
And I explained to her. She said, technically I did
sell them, they just didn't pay we did.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Oh okay. She's like, it's not my money.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
What do I care?
Speaker 5 (26:11):
I kind of like that movie.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
All right, what it shows next?
Speaker 6 (26:14):
Hang on?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Are you all in
Speaker 10 (26:21):
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