June 23, 2026 • 24 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Wood Show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
All right, well we have a contest setup, and this
contest will involve Menace and dumbass Tyler. We're calling it
the foot long Bromance because we all know how much
they love each other. Yeah. This, uh, this contest was
an idea that Jeff and I were just kind of
talking about and laughing about. And so the way it's
(00:26):
gonna work is, uh, We've got these big long, foot
long hot dogs and they have been cooked. In fact,
Jeff grilled them yesterday just for you. Well and his son.
His son ate two of the props for the game,
so we had to he had to make up another
one anyway, So it's did you guys ever see Lady
in the Tramp?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, So so you guys each start with uh, one
end of the wiener in your mouth, right, So you
on one and you on the other one. Now there's
trivia involved, so and who's going to go first.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
We're asking uh Tyler questions for Menace.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Okay, So Menace, you will be you will be answering
the questions. Okay, for the questions that you get wrong,
you got to take a bite and then put the
winger back in your mouth. So the idea is to
not kiss. Yeah, you wan't kiss. Yeah, you're you're not
gonna kiss. That's that's the idea. So you want to
get the questions right unless you want to kiss, Yeah,
(01:27):
unless you want to kiss. I don't want to kiss.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Then, God, I wish you would have talked to me
thirty seconds before on the why is it? I wish
there was another variation. I would do this any other
day of the week, but today, why why?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Uh? I want to know if I want to put
somebody on blast right now?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Huh? Can you do the like the break real quick?
And then I'll let you see.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, yeah, you're putting on a blast. We'll find out
Oscar Meyer no hold on. Guys will be wanting watch
so sadly. Yeah, you know, then just don't kiss.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, that's the goal.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You'll just say it, right, I mean he could say it.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I mean I have a little scab on my loop because.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Any other day of the week I would I'll be
one thousand percent down.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
It would not bug me.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
But he has a visible Yeah, yeah it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I saw it. I saw it for the past couple
of days.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well, yeah, it takes a minute to heald.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I get it like you said, just don't kiss. Yeah,
then just don't kiss. Okay, then you do a gina Okay,
well no here, so okay, how about how about this,
how do you like, how do you in in a
situation of intimacy protect yourself? Okay, right, we have a
plastic bag, so that that's enough to create a barrier
(03:20):
for see, And this is this is what I love
problem solving stuff. All right, so this is there we go.
So you got a whole foot worth of hot dog
to get wrong? Yeah, so that way, I just want
to protect myself, That's all I understand. So that so
that way they care. So you'll you'll take your end
(03:41):
of the hot dog, put it into the back, and
then that way there's a there's like a dental damn
in front of in front of your big stupid face.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
All right, thank.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, you got Jeff. Okay, all right, now here's the yeah, yeah,
we're not setting you up to fail. In fact, the
questions so there was the questions that that Menace has
to answer are questions that Tyler wrote for Menace as
(04:12):
his bro as his friend. Going. These are things that
Menace does know a lot about, or should know a
lot about, that's plenty. That's good.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Yeah, it's way too bad.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Slip, don't make an opening because I like how he's
doing mouth shape. I know what you.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Like a clown?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah here, hold on, what do you say?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It looks like he has a fat tongue.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
So I made it a big I used to used
to that.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Right, there's plenty to get there. Here's your dental damn,
we're fixing it.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Troubleshooting live.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
This is great, dude, live radio. That's how it goes, right, okay, yeah, yeah,
all right, So now you got to keep to answer
when you answer the question. Like, part of the fun
for the audio is that you know, the winn are
still in your mouth. Okay, all right, so we just
gotta stay in your mouth. No, no, he gets the dental
dame on his side, Menace. Yeah, well it's halfway y yeah, yeah,
there we go. All right, so yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
All right.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Now, Tyler joining on your end, okay, okay, Now you
gotta be facing each other. Yeah yeah, well move we'll
move the microphone that okay, okay, yeah, move move your
mic there, Menace, move his mic out there. There, there
we go. We want to be able to see, all right, here,
but make sure you get that dental dam nice and
close to your lips. There, Tyler, Yeah, yeah, there, there
we go, two men, one foot long. All right, you're
(05:39):
ready for question number one? All right, Menace, Question number one?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
What year was the first Coachella and who was the headliner?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Eh?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Uh? I think it was.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Nineteen ninety nine? Rage against the Machine is there?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
That is correct?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
All right?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
All right, so the wiener is still intact.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
All right, next question, next question, what is the name
of the stadium that was shared by both the A's
and the Raiders?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Uhu the Oakland College Oakan Yeah, Oakland Colisseum. No, yeah,
I mean it was called the Oh for a second.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Because dude, you're trying to do the kissed I mean
I think maybe you are.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I mean it was sponsored by overstock dot com, so
they called the oh.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
All right, what do you decided?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Oakland Alameda County Coliseum?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh? Everything. I think that counts because you missed it.
Just a county like Oakland. Everybody called Oakland Colsseum. Okay,
all right, manage, you're doing really well. All right, all right.
Question three.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
We all know Menace loves dumb ass Tyler. When is
Tyler's birthday.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Oh damn, you just sell it.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
If you don't know what it is, you can just
go ahead and take a bite. I was gonna take
like it's got to be I would say, right, I
know what month is? Yeah? How much? How much did
you bite off that it still looks like it? Oh? Please,
I can still see where it round starts to round
off towards the end. Guys like, you know an inch
(07:33):
an inch? Yeah you can. You can see where it
starts like a round off. Still just a tip. All right,
here we go. Next question.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
One of Menas's favorite movies is The Goonies. In this movie,
the group is looking for a lost treasure. What is
the name of the pirate that the treasure belonged to?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
One?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I will okay, good, nice job.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Next question, which team was the first F one team
that Lego made a set?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Four?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
He loves Legos, he loves F one. He's bought a
lot of these sets. Yeah, I have it built him here. Yeah,
he's got a bunch displayed. God, I'm assumed much Ferrari
because it's the oldest team.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Ferrari is correct?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Manage you're killing all right? What question we on number?
This is six.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
This is already five.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Oh, this this is number five. Okay, there's ten questions,
ten questions, and there's now drool dripping from the which
which is super hot. Each each each bro has a
end of the foot long in their mouth, and for
everyone he gets wrong, he's got to take a bite
of the hot dog, getting closer and closer to his
ultimate dream of kissing Tyler.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah. Yeah, Next question, another Lego question. What year was
Lego founded? Oh god, nineteen twenty six, that is incorrect,
nineteen thirty two.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Off comes another. Now you get another another inch of
that hot dog. They get closed, all right, all right? Resting, Yeah,
as you get closer, looking like they're getting close, it's
legally kissing. Yeah, all right, U is the okay? Hot
dogs back in the mouth?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Next question, what is the name of the NHL team
that played in the Bay Area and what year did
they leave? A team that played an NHL team played
in the Bay Area and they're not they're not there
anymore and they left. Okay, so I guess name the
team in the year.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Not the Sharks? Then? God, uh, I'm your Bay Area
guy born and raised. Yeah, the hockey team that one
ter and then left and one on one ter and
then that should before my time. The Panthers or whatever
(09:51):
is it the Panthers.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
It is the California Golden Seals and they left in
nineteen seventy six. I thought that was.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
A baseball team. Yeah, all right, another bite, now the
big bipe. All right, guys, guy's got to reload. Tyler's
that as far as you can lean for like, screwed up. Yeah,
you could move the chair, Yeah, the chair screwed up. Yeah,
you know you want to be closer. All right, move,
move your dental damn move your dental damn closer. Your
face steals a base team?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, go close to These questions were written by Tyler,
by the way.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
So they're written for mens his bro.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Now these are good questions. I think you did a
good job. These are all things that Benis should know
about for sure. All right, next.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
One, all right, Menace is a social media guru of
the show and has the most i G followers besides
one person, not counting the Woody account. What this question? Okay,
what year was Instagram founded?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
That was a little history. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's that's
classic and testing where they'll give you a bunch of
extra stuff. You don't need to throw you off, so
you get your mind in a different direction. So the
question is.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
What what what year was Instagram founded?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
What year was Instagram found? Uh?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
I'm showing sarentee seventeen years ago. Uh, two thousand and nine.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
That is incorrect.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I take another, pick another bibe. These guys are getting,
these guys are getting. How's the hot dog? By the way,
I'm not good, not good.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Noses are so closed now, yeah, this is is this
number nine or ten? This is the last question?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Last question? All right, So no, we're not gonna get
a kiss on this one, but their noses, their noses
may end up touching, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
And kiss maybe. In the Fast and the Furious movies,
what is the beer of choice for Dom.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
And the Faster the Furious movies, what is the beer
of choice for Dom?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
God?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
But's it been Diesel's character?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I can't remember him even drinking beer.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Oh, come on, dude, I guess heineken. Oh that is correct.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Marona?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
All right, all right, oh my man, all right, all right?
That was that was?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
That was?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
That wasn't bad medicine? Pretty well? They got I mean
they got they got super close. Yeah they did. I
don't think I would know that hockey that hockey question.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Why would I know that one?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I was told to make a couple of questions hard,
try my best, like some of them would be somewhat challenging. Yeah,
but I mean still, maybe you would have heard of guy, yeah, guy, Yeah, yeah.
I don't think it was that out crazy for somebody
who grew up in that area. Yeah, but you did
you know that? I heard of this Golden Seals. But
I'm with Menace. I thought they were baseball.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I know there they were for sure a hockey team.
Maybe there was a minor league team that shared the
same name, that's possible.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Can I guess the month of your birthday? Sure? Is
it December? Yeah? What's your birth then? December twenty eighth,
December twenty I should get a pretty good decent time,
you know, to be reminded to get the cards down
in time. Now with all these different people, now, yeah, cool,
(13:14):
because that'll that'll that'll click in my mind. Oh, Tyler's
birthday is coming up. You don't have to overnight it, yeah, exactly. Yeah,
all right, Well it's gonna be Tyler's turn to answer
some questions, same dog. Yeah, yeah, we gotta start with
the same dog, now kidding, we'll start we'll start with
we'll start with a fresh dog and that will be
next our on the Woody Show, hang On.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Show.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
So we have these foot long hot dogs, and we
have two men who are madly in love with each other,
Menace and dumb ass Tyler. And so each fella has
an end of the foot long wiener in their mouth
lady in the tramp style on the piece of spaghetti,
you know. And the questions are being asked, and for
every question that is answered incorrectly, a one inch bite
(14:00):
has to be taken out of your end of the
hot dog. Closer closer their faces get their faces get closer,
and closer is what you want to Eventually kissing, which
is again at some point will happen. And we all know,
like what a big romantic Tyler is anyway, Oh God,
(14:21):
i'd be knowing. Oh you'd be knowing. You be known,
all right, So we're ready for the round where Tyler
has to answer the questions again. You guys got lower that,
uh so we can get a better view. Yeah, we
like to watch. The winner is.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
The breath.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
The breath what does it smell like? It smells like
a like actual ass, But you say everything smells like
is it sours or does it smell like a like onion?
It's like a food that he like a dumpster. Just
get we'll get on. Maybe this is how you guys
bonded too, because at one point Menace was the man
known as Bodega. Breath, yeah, breath, we'll clean him up. Okay,
(15:11):
all right, now again these are questions that Menace wrote
for his bro for Tyler about things that he should
know about. All right, you get there are ten questions.
Question number one, all right, there we go.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Why why are the Atlanta Falcons called the Atlanta Falcons?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Tyler?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
They were named I think after a name a team contest.
Some teacher, uh sent in the name falcons because it's
like a bird of prey or something like that.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
That is correct.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Alright, alright, nice, nice work, all right. Question number two?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
What is Morgan's middle name?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Tyler?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I have no idea. Come on, honestly, do not remember
or you just want to make out I guess guess
out there? What was what is your guess?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Melissa?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Melissa? Morgan, Melissa? I don't what is it all right,
so again I want to see this see he did,
be alright, don't bite it again. That's not an inch, dude,
you know what I mean? Are you tripping?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Something inch that he didn't he saw when you take
From now on, you got to show your bike, take
the bite, show it to us, and then need it.
It's like when you know you gotta the other your
kids lift your tongue like in prison. Yeah, make sure
they not cheeking, all right? Question number three.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
What kind of dog does Gina have?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Uh? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Is it is not? It's similar, but it's not abound.
It is at the air. Alright, take the bite, let
me say big one. Let me see. All right. Well
that's that's a good make that fit for that spant
to get somewhere. I think you guys should be facing
(17:19):
turning away like he doesn't want.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Now.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
That's two men on a weenie, all right. Question number four?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Who won the twenty eighteen Super.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Bowl twenty.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Uh twenty?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Well, hold on the Super will in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Twenty February and twenty eighteen?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
You are twenty eighteen?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Is the Eagles?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
That is correct?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
You knew I didn't know who eighteen or the twenty
eighteen season.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Question number five, Houston, Texas is named after what.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I'm Houston, like the guy who like founded Texas and
all that. But it's Sam Houston.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
That is correct. All right, you're halfway. There were five
questions in out of ten questions. Question number six and
the foot Long Romance.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
And The Fast and the Furious? Which movie did Letty die?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
In? Number or number four?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
That is correct? So do you guys both love Fast
and Furious?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Thailand loves faster first more than I do. I watched
All the Family. Yeah, alright, so six questions down? Number seven?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
What is the.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Largest US military airplane?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Oh god, it's not the brief.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Oh wait, okay, is there a stop bomber?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
That is incorrect?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Is five? You are getting close? Okay, let me say
turn it sideways three quarters.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Of the.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, it was pretty small.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
It's a hot dog connoisseur, I know how big an engine? Yeah,
you're a military aircraft. He loves airplanes.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, and it's got to be in your mouth, not
just like barely there we go. Okay, move that microphone
down place, which the one is right in the middle
of We want to we want to we need to
see the bridge. Question number seven.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Question number eight, how many players play on the field
during a little league baseball game including the batter? I'm
assuming so yes.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
If it's not including the battery, it's nine. If it
is including the batter.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Okay, how many players play on a field during a
little league baseball game? On the field, your answer is uh,
I say ten, it's eighteen? What nine on each side
including the battery?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Okay, wait.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
At the same time, Okay, I screwed that up.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Should we throw that question out?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah? I think we throw that question out because, well,
think about it. In little league, don't they also have
somebody that kind of like in right center. They have
like a rover, they have they have like left field,
center field, right field, but they also have like right center.
Left center is an extra kid, because that's why they
get extra kids out there. So nobody's like, you know,
riding the bench too long. That yeah, yeah, yeah, all right,
we throw that one out. That one's thrown out. That
(20:44):
was about on menutes.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
All right. Another next question, how many ounces is in
a tall can of MODELO.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I think it's twenty four, that is correct, all right?
All right, here we got a question number nine.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
All right. What cities were greg and Menace born in?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Was born in?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's not one, damn it.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I know it's it's not Richmond, it's not Fremont.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I like working it out with a dog in his mouth.
This is this is very who wants to be a millionaire?
You can hear them. I like I like it, yeah,
because it is this is an audio medium.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I cannot remember.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
It's not those shoes. It's somewhere around the general area.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
But I'm gonna take a bite, are you Yeah, that's
a bite. Let me see. Okay, Yeah, it's closer than
the other one was. Well, this is all right, this
is this is the last question, last question. And their
(21:56):
noses are almost touching. How's that breath, Menace?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
That's helping a lot?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Alright, last question.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Mexico City, the home of the Mexico soccer team, is
in what state in Mexico?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I had to.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Okay, the answer says trick. Question is the capital of
Mexico because it's like Washington, d C. It is not
in any state.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Another another nice bike? God, all right, take take the bike.
Take the bike. Yeah you did. Let's see what the
official final measurement is here you gotta put your mouth on. No, no,
no so much. Let's say, wow, guys, that's so. That
(23:00):
is beautiful. That is beautiful. Now that's that's a.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Nice work.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Nice work. Oh god? All right, o man, what what
so for? People with that that Bodega breath menace because
you've done a nice job of.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Ye, dude, shout out to thorough Breath. It's amazing. Don't
get the gum, just get the mouth washed. It will
change your life. They saw that Target and Walmart. Walmart
has a knockoff version. But I'll just go with the regular,
the regular old thorough Breath.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I will say he got me on the one day
I forgot to brush my teeth before I left the
apart the one I usually I almost always do. I
just completely forgot.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
So, uh, I forget m because the breath thing before
it was that you weren't brushing your teeth. Would brush
my teeth all the time. Yeah, but didn't you have
consoles stones? No, that's something that that's that's something. Yeah, yeah,
I never had tonsilestones. Joe Coy brought that up because
he asked, did I have tonsilstone? Yeah? And he did.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Legit have the worst.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Day, but no, yeah, this was just like a this
was just a problem for a long time and that
that stuff worked for him.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Chronicl Yeah, questions, But I love that Tyler finished the
hot dog after.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
The cont even the part that was in MENACE's mouth.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I'm not going here this. I mean like, you can't
waste food tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Get here shows next, Hang on the show. We'll be
back in a second.
The Wood Show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
All right, well we have a contest setup, and this
contest will involve Menace and dumbass Tyler. We're calling it
the foot long Bromance because we all know how much
they love each other. Yeah. This, uh, this contest was
an idea that Jeff and I were just kind of
talking about and laughing about. And so the way it's
(00:26):
gonna work is, uh, We've got these big long, foot
long hot dogs and they have been cooked. In fact,
Jeff grilled them yesterday just for you. Well and his son.
His son ate two of the props for the game,
so we had to he had to make up another
one anyway, So it's did you guys ever see Lady
in the Tramp?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, So so you guys each start with uh, one
end of the wiener in your mouth, right, So you
on one and you on the other one. Now there's
trivia involved, so and who's going to go first.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
We're asking uh Tyler questions for Menace.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Okay, So Menace, you will be you will be answering
the questions. Okay, for the questions that you get wrong,
you got to take a bite and then put the
winger back in your mouth. So the idea is to
not kiss. Yeah, you wan't kiss. Yeah, you're you're not
gonna kiss. That's that's the idea. So you want to
get the questions right unless you want to kiss, Yeah,
(01:27):
unless you want to kiss. I don't want to kiss.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Then, God, I wish you would have talked to me
thirty seconds before on the why is it? I wish
there was another variation. I would do this any other
day of the week, but today, why why?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Uh? I want to know if I want to put
somebody on blast right now?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Huh? Can you do the like the break real quick?
And then I'll let you see.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, yeah, you're putting on a blast. We'll find out
Oscar Meyer no hold on. Guys will be wanting watch
so sadly. Yeah, you know, then just don't kiss.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, that's the goal.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
You'll just say it, right, I mean he could say it.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I mean I have a little scab on my loop because.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Any other day of the week I would I'll be
one thousand percent down.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
It would not bug me.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
But he has a visible Yeah, yeah it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I saw it. I saw it for the past couple
of days.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well, yeah, it takes a minute to heald.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I get it like you said, just don't kiss. Yeah,
then just don't kiss. Okay, then you do a gina Okay,
well no here, so okay, how about how about this,
how do you like, how do you in in a
situation of intimacy protect yourself? Okay, right, we have a
plastic bag, so that that's enough to create a barrier
(03:20):
for see, And this is this is what I love
problem solving stuff. All right, so this is there we go.
So you got a whole foot worth of hot dog
to get wrong? Yeah, so that way, I just want
to protect myself, That's all I understand. So that so
that way they care. So you'll you'll take your end
(03:41):
of the hot dog, put it into the back, and
then that way there's a there's like a dental damn
in front of in front of your big stupid face.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
All right, thank.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, you got Jeff. Okay, all right, now here's the yeah, yeah,
we're not setting you up to fail. In fact, the
questions so there was the questions that that Menace has
to answer are questions that Tyler wrote for Menace as
(04:12):
his bro as his friend. Going. These are things that
Menace does know a lot about, or should know a
lot about, that's plenty. That's good.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Yeah, it's way too bad.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Slip, don't make an opening because I like how he's
doing mouth shape. I know what you.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Like a clown?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah here, hold on, what do you say?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It looks like he has a fat tongue.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
So I made it a big I used to used
to that.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Right, there's plenty to get there. Here's your dental damn,
we're fixing it.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Troubleshooting live.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
This is great, dude, live radio. That's how it goes, right, okay, yeah, yeah,
all right, So now you got to keep to answer
when you answer the question. Like, part of the fun
for the audio is that you know, the winn are
still in your mouth. Okay, all right, so we just
gotta stay in your mouth. No, no, he gets the dental
dame on his side, Menace. Yeah, well it's halfway y yeah, yeah,
there we go. All right, so yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
All right.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Now, Tyler joining on your end, okay, okay, Now you
gotta be facing each other. Yeah yeah, well move we'll
move the microphone that okay, okay, yeah, move move your
mic there, Menace, move his mic out there. There, there
we go. We want to be able to see, all right, here,
but make sure you get that dental dam nice and
close to your lips. There, Tyler, Yeah, yeah, there, there
we go, two men, one foot long. All right, you're
(05:39):
ready for question number one? All right, Menace, Question number one?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
What year was the first Coachella and who was the headliner?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Eh?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Uh? I think it was.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Nineteen ninety nine? Rage against the Machine is there?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
That is correct?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
All right?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
All right, so the wiener is still intact.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
All right, next question, next question, what is the name
of the stadium that was shared by both the A's
and the Raiders?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Uhu the Oakland College Oakan Yeah, Oakland Colisseum. No, yeah,
I mean it was called the Oh for a second.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Because dude, you're trying to do the kissed I mean
I think maybe you are.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I mean it was sponsored by overstock dot com, so
they called the oh.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
All right, what do you decided?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Oakland Alameda County Coliseum?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh? Everything. I think that counts because you missed it.
Just a county like Oakland. Everybody called Oakland Colsseum. Okay,
all right, manage, you're doing really well. All right, all right.
Question three.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
We all know Menace loves dumb ass Tyler. When is
Tyler's birthday.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Oh damn, you just sell it.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
If you don't know what it is, you can just
go ahead and take a bite. I was gonna take
like it's got to be I would say, right, I
know what month is? Yeah? How much? How much did
you bite off that it still looks like it? Oh? Please,
I can still see where it round starts to round
off towards the end. Guys like, you know an inch
(07:33):
an inch? Yeah you can. You can see where it
starts like a round off. Still just a tip. All right,
here we go. Next question.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
One of Menas's favorite movies is The Goonies. In this movie,
the group is looking for a lost treasure. What is
the name of the pirate that the treasure belonged to?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
One?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I will okay, good, nice job.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Next question, which team was the first F one team
that Lego made a set?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Four?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
He loves Legos, he loves F one. He's bought a
lot of these sets. Yeah, I have it built him here. Yeah,
he's got a bunch displayed. God, I'm assumed much Ferrari
because it's the oldest team.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Ferrari is correct?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Manage you're killing all right? What question we on number?
This is six.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
This is already five.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Oh, this this is number five. Okay, there's ten questions,
ten questions, and there's now drool dripping from the which
which is super hot. Each each each bro has a
end of the foot long in their mouth, and for
everyone he gets wrong, he's got to take a bite
of the hot dog, getting closer and closer to his
ultimate dream of kissing Tyler.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah. Yeah, Next question, another Lego question. What year was
Lego founded? Oh god, nineteen twenty six, that is incorrect,
nineteen thirty two.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Off comes another. Now you get another another inch of
that hot dog. They get closed, all right, all right? Resting, Yeah,
as you get closer, looking like they're getting close, it's
legally kissing. Yeah, all right, U is the okay? Hot
dogs back in the mouth?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Next question, what is the name of the NHL team
that played in the Bay Area and what year did
they leave? A team that played an NHL team played
in the Bay Area and they're not they're not there
anymore and they left. Okay, so I guess name the
team in the year.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Not the Sharks? Then? God, uh, I'm your Bay Area
guy born and raised. Yeah, the hockey team that one
ter and then left and one on one ter and
then that should before my time. The Panthers or whatever
(09:51):
is it the Panthers.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
It is the California Golden Seals and they left in
nineteen seventy six. I thought that was.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
A baseball team. Yeah, all right, another bite, now the
big bipe. All right, guys, guy's got to reload. Tyler's
that as far as you can lean for like, screwed up. Yeah,
you could move the chair, Yeah, the chair screwed up. Yeah,
you know you want to be closer. All right, move,
move your dental damn move your dental damn closer. Your
face steals a base team?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, go close to These questions were written by Tyler,
by the way.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
So they're written for mens his bro.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Now these are good questions. I think you did a
good job. These are all things that Benis should know
about for sure. All right, next.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
One, all right, Menace is a social media guru of
the show and has the most i G followers besides
one person, not counting the Woody account. What this question? Okay,
what year was Instagram founded?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
That was a little history. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's that's
classic and testing where they'll give you a bunch of
extra stuff. You don't need to throw you off, so
you get your mind in a different direction. So the
question is.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
What what what year was Instagram founded?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
What year was Instagram found? Uh?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
I'm showing sarentee seventeen years ago. Uh, two thousand and nine.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
That is incorrect.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I take another, pick another bibe. These guys are getting,
these guys are getting. How's the hot dog? By the way,
I'm not good, not good.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Noses are so closed now, yeah, this is is this
number nine or ten? This is the last question?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Last question? All right, So no, we're not gonna get
a kiss on this one, but their noses, their noses
may end up touching, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
And kiss maybe. In the Fast and the Furious movies,
what is the beer of choice for Dom.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
And the Faster the Furious movies, what is the beer
of choice for Dom?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
God?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
But's it been Diesel's character?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I can't remember him even drinking beer.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Oh, come on, dude, I guess heineken. Oh that is correct.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Marona?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
All right, all right, oh my man, all right, all right?
That was that was?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
That was?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
That wasn't bad medicine? Pretty well? They got I mean
they got they got super close. Yeah they did. I
don't think I would know that hockey that hockey question.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Why would I know that one?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I was told to make a couple of questions hard,
try my best, like some of them would be somewhat challenging. Yeah,
but I mean still, maybe you would have heard of guy, yeah, guy, Yeah, yeah.
I don't think it was that out crazy for somebody
who grew up in that area. Yeah, but you did
you know that? I heard of this Golden Seals. But
I'm with Menace. I thought they were baseball.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I know there they were for sure a hockey team.
Maybe there was a minor league team that shared the
same name, that's possible.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Can I guess the month of your birthday? Sure? Is
it December? Yeah? What's your birth then? December twenty eighth,
December twenty I should get a pretty good decent time,
you know, to be reminded to get the cards down
in time. Now with all these different people, now, yeah, cool,
(13:14):
because that'll that'll that'll click in my mind. Oh, Tyler's
birthday is coming up. You don't have to overnight it, yeah, exactly. Yeah,
all right, Well it's gonna be Tyler's turn to answer
some questions, same dog. Yeah, yeah, we gotta start with
the same dog, now kidding, we'll start we'll start with
we'll start with a fresh dog and that will be
next our on the Woody Show, hang On.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Show.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
So we have these foot long hot dogs, and we
have two men who are madly in love with each other,
Menace and dumb ass Tyler. And so each fella has
an end of the foot long wiener in their mouth
lady in the tramp style on the piece of spaghetti,
you know. And the questions are being asked, and for
every question that is answered incorrectly, a one inch bite
(14:00):
has to be taken out of your end of the
hot dog. Closer closer their faces get their faces get closer,
and closer is what you want to Eventually kissing, which
is again at some point will happen. And we all know,
like what a big romantic Tyler is anyway, Oh God,
(14:21):
i'd be knowing. Oh you'd be knowing. You be known,
all right, So we're ready for the round where Tyler
has to answer the questions again. You guys got lower that,
uh so we can get a better view. Yeah, we
like to watch. The winner is.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
The breath.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
The breath what does it smell like? It smells like
a like actual ass, But you say everything smells like
is it sours or does it smell like a like onion?
It's like a food that he like a dumpster. Just
get we'll get on. Maybe this is how you guys
bonded too, because at one point Menace was the man
known as Bodega. Breath, yeah, breath, we'll clean him up. Okay,
(15:11):
all right, now again these are questions that Menace wrote
for his bro for Tyler about things that he should
know about. All right, you get there are ten questions.
Question number one, all right, there we go.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Why why are the Atlanta Falcons called the Atlanta Falcons?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Tyler?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
They were named I think after a name a team contest.
Some teacher, uh sent in the name falcons because it's
like a bird of prey or something like that.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
That is correct.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Alright, alright, nice, nice work, all right. Question number two?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
What is Morgan's middle name?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Tyler?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I have no idea. Come on, honestly, do not remember
or you just want to make out I guess guess
out there? What was what is your guess?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Melissa?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Melissa? Morgan, Melissa? I don't what is it all right,
so again I want to see this see he did,
be alright, don't bite it again. That's not an inch, dude,
you know what I mean? Are you tripping?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Something inch that he didn't he saw when you take
From now on, you got to show your bike, take
the bite, show it to us, and then need it.
It's like when you know you gotta the other your
kids lift your tongue like in prison. Yeah, make sure
they not cheeking, all right? Question number three.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
What kind of dog does Gina have?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Uh? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Is it is not? It's similar, but it's not abound.
It is at the air. Alright, take the bite, let
me say big one. Let me see. All right. Well
that's that's a good make that fit for that spant
to get somewhere. I think you guys should be facing
(17:19):
turning away like he doesn't want.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Now.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
That's two men on a weenie, all right. Question number four?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Who won the twenty eighteen Super.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Bowl twenty.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Uh twenty?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Well, hold on the Super will in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Twenty February and twenty eighteen?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
You are twenty eighteen?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Is the Eagles?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
That is correct?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
You knew I didn't know who eighteen or the twenty
eighteen season.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Question number five, Houston, Texas is named after what.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I'm Houston, like the guy who like founded Texas and
all that. But it's Sam Houston.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
That is correct. All right, you're halfway. There were five
questions in out of ten questions. Question number six and
the foot Long Romance.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
And The Fast and the Furious? Which movie did Letty die?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
In? Number or number four?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
That is correct? So do you guys both love Fast
and Furious?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Thailand loves faster first more than I do. I watched
All the Family. Yeah, alright, so six questions down? Number seven?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
What is the.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Largest US military airplane?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Oh god, it's not the brief.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Oh wait, okay, is there a stop bomber?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
That is incorrect?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Is five? You are getting close? Okay, let me say
turn it sideways three quarters.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Of the.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, it was pretty small.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
It's a hot dog connoisseur, I know how big an engine? Yeah,
you're a military aircraft. He loves airplanes.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, and it's got to be in your mouth, not
just like barely there we go. Okay, move that microphone
down place, which the one is right in the middle
of We want to we want to we need to
see the bridge. Question number seven.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Question number eight, how many players play on the field
during a little league baseball game including the batter? I'm
assuming so yes.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
If it's not including the battery, it's nine. If it
is including the batter.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Okay, how many players play on a field during a
little league baseball game? On the field, your answer is uh,
I say ten, it's eighteen? What nine on each side
including the battery?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Okay, wait.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
At the same time, Okay, I screwed that up.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Should we throw that question out?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah? I think we throw that question out because, well,
think about it. In little league, don't they also have
somebody that kind of like in right center. They have
like a rover, they have they have like left field,
center field, right field, but they also have like right center.
Left center is an extra kid, because that's why they
get extra kids out there. So nobody's like, you know,
riding the bench too long. That yeah, yeah, yeah, all right,
we throw that one out. That one's thrown out. That
(20:44):
was about on menutes.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
All right. Another next question, how many ounces is in
a tall can of MODELO.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I think it's twenty four, that is correct, all right?
All right, here we got a question number nine.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
All right. What cities were greg and Menace born in?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Was born in?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's not one, damn it.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I know it's it's not Richmond, it's not Fremont.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I like working it out with a dog in his mouth.
This is this is very who wants to be a millionaire?
You can hear them. I like I like it, yeah,
because it is this is an audio medium.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I cannot remember.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
It's not those shoes. It's somewhere around the general area.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
But I'm gonna take a bite, are you Yeah, that's
a bite. Let me see. Okay, Yeah, it's closer than
the other one was. Well, this is all right, this
is this is the last question, last question. And their
(21:56):
noses are almost touching. How's that breath, Menace?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
That's helping a lot?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Alright, last question.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Mexico City, the home of the Mexico soccer team, is
in what state in Mexico?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I had to.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Okay, the answer says trick. Question is the capital of
Mexico because it's like Washington, d C. It is not
in any state.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Another another nice bike? God, all right, take take the bike.
Take the bike. Yeah you did. Let's see what the
official final measurement is here you gotta put your mouth on. No, no,
no so much. Let's say, wow, guys, that's so. That
(23:00):
is beautiful. That is beautiful. Now that's that's a.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Nice work.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Nice work. Oh god? All right, o man, what what
so for? People with that that Bodega breath menace because
you've done a nice job of.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Ye, dude, shout out to thorough Breath. It's amazing. Don't
get the gum, just get the mouth washed. It will
change your life. They saw that Target and Walmart. Walmart
has a knockoff version. But I'll just go with the regular,
the regular old thorough Breath.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I will say he got me on the one day
I forgot to brush my teeth before I left the
apart the one I usually I almost always do. I
just completely forgot.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
So, uh, I forget m because the breath thing before
it was that you weren't brushing your teeth. Would brush
my teeth all the time. Yeah, but didn't you have
consoles stones? No, that's something that that's that's something. Yeah, yeah,
I never had tonsilestones. Joe Coy brought that up because
he asked, did I have tonsilstone? Yeah? And he did.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Legit have the worst.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Day, but no, yeah, this was just like a this
was just a problem for a long time and that
that stuff worked for him.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Chronicl Yeah, questions, But I love that Tyler finished the
hot dog after.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
The cont even the part that was in MENACE's mouth.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I'm not going here this. I mean like, you can't
waste food tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Get here shows next, Hang on the show. We'll be
back in a second.
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