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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Woodie Show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well, I'd like to introduce you to this woman. Her
name is Patty Say. She's a teacher. She teaches little kids.
She's the star of this educational video that sounds way
more dirty than intended. She's she's teaching kids the alphabet
through song. And when it got to the letter N.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
N, things took a turn.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
What word did she decide to use? And nice? Nice, naughty,
naughty national national, very dirty.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yes, I still think Nancy like I think of names
when I do that, like Nancy.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
But again, the video sounds way more dirty than it
was intended.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I'm gonna say I'm sticking with naughty, she says. Tone.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Well, the word is nut nuts?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Is that a verber noun?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
And here's the song that she was in teaching the
alphabet gets the letter N and she goes with nut and.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Is buttnut on my head, net on my nose, not
in my mouth?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Crunch crunch, Oh, nut on my head, nut in my mouth?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Isnt on my head, net on my nose, not in my.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Mouth, crunch crunch, Oh.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
And is but n.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Good time?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah? She is a good, good time. She's a nice lady.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Not in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Sho things that sound dirty, but aren't that's a banger
right there. Yeah, it's like that game we used to do.
Porn or not porn? Yeah, all right, so porn or
not porn. The answer, of course is not porn.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
What is it like a porcupine?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That is a kitten eating food, gobbling like a turkey.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
Yeah, no, that sounds like a French bulldog puppy.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Porn or not porn. Porn or not porn, porn, porn, porn,
not porn. It was the cartoon, okay. It was a
(02:52):
very tense scene where this little girl was climbing the
side of a cliff and she was like straggling. God,
yeah she was. She was trying to climb. She's like, yeah,
she's trying to pull herself off. But because in the
background you here like because it sounds like, oh.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Like canti, like the stuff that Tyler watches. Yeah, it
was like some kind of like Japanese okay, because.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
That is yes, I have voiced a lot of Japanese anime,
not hentai, but like I have been asked a million
times to be like like, that's like a scary noise,
but it's not porn.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
But Tyler, he's obsessed with him Tai so like I
heel sound like that, like.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Like like octopus tentacles invading women.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, we talked about that.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Weird.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, well there's a there's a game for kids and
they're commercial for this game called Mister Bucket. It kind
of reminded me that that and is for nuts. Songs
like have like this face on it and these like
balls would pop out and you had to like, yeah,
well here's think, here's the car.
Speaker 9 (04:05):
That's right, I'm mister Bucket, I'm mister b push your
bawls at my top by mister.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Bok, put your balls in my tongue, yeah, out of
my mouth and hoop pump and then your balls pop
out of his mouth.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Mister mister Bok.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
The game, mister Buckett the first to get.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Their balls and then mister Bucket wins.
Speaker 10 (04:24):
But look out, the balls will pop out of his mouth.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I'm mister b the balls out of my mouth. I'm
mister bokin a ball.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Mister, mister mister Buckett from Milton Bradley man.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
I remember as a kid watching that on TV.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
This is just competitive cleaning the balls, not just put
them back in the buckets.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Favorite game exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
So organized is.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Not that on my head, net on my nose, net
in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Crunch, crunch, Oh the crunch crunch, Oh, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Ah on my nose, net in my mouth, crunch crunch.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
All right, more what it shows at this point?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Why don't we just all liquidate our bank account and
take the money and.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Put it in the fire.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I'm looking for real answers. No Woody show alright, Uh,
turn our attention to sea Bass nice and yeah, I
know it's your favorite local news story of the day.
What do we have here, Well, let's do it the
intro real quick. You have official intro course.
Speaker 11 (05:41):
An intro that tells you what you're listening to and
give you some examples from past editions.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I felt something like wet and warm on my back.
This is a love.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Well, ma'am.
Speaker 10 (05:54):
I was actually born about me, a pizza bog buggetation.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
You finally did it.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
That's wrong, it's do you know how this fire started?
Speaker 6 (06:01):
It?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Because he can't get with me?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Is a goop shows local news? It is local news.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
What do you got for us?
Speaker 11 (06:13):
I found I thought this was a relic of the past,
and I'm so excited. There still is a new local
news station that does the like dirty dining restaurant and
it's so hard because it takes effort. And what they
do is they find when a restaurant gets closed down
for gross stuff, the local news guy shows up says, hey,
you your bad, which, on one hand I don't like
(06:36):
because these are just local, you know, restaurants trying to
get by. On the other hand, I don't want to
eat somewhere with rats and mice, cockroaches and stuff. So
it is a public service in a sense, but they
are there to get people to freak out. Cart knocks
and Jason. This guy, jeff Winseer of w p l
(06:57):
G ten in Florida had it. It's called already dining.
He shows up again when somebody has done something gross.
And here's one edition.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
He is Joseph Lay, owner of Esposito's New York coal
fired Pizza.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Like your mother, your mother has roaches.
Speaker 10 (07:11):
My mother has roaches, my mother?
Speaker 6 (07:14):
I mean, is that?
Speaker 11 (07:14):
What are you?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Six years old? That's the way you handle it instead
of coming out and talking like a human being.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Go for myself.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I'm a piece of.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I'd watch six years old just repeats him.
Speaker 11 (07:31):
Yeah, see, I'll give Jeff, and look, he's an old
guy whos been doing local news for a long time.
You can't you can't just repeat it back to him.
You gotta give him something like, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
So repeating the first part about the mom was pretty
that was good, okay, but like, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Go after yourself. You're a piece of s.
Speaker 11 (07:46):
If i'm him at that point, I'm going like, well,
the only s apparently is on your pizza where the
roaches appear to have been dining. You give him a
little Chris Hansen, a little something like that little cart arcs.
So this guy, he again, this this guy who's clearly
a transplant from New York, New Jersey ow is telling
me to go f himself that his mom has cockroaches.
(08:06):
And then he this guy comes back out because he
doesn't like it. It doesn't like the camera, doesn't like
the interview guy showing up to talk about his dirty pizza.
Speaker 10 (08:13):
He goes inside, but he's not done, coming out to
take a picture of our news vehicle, which is frankly
a rental. Why don't you answer the question as to
why you had a roach issue?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Why didn't I suck it all right.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Hand? That?
Speaker 11 (08:30):
Yeah, that could be your thing, like, oh, why don't
I go Yeah, great idea. You know, I would love
to do that, but I'm pizza. I'm currently busy. And
then so this guy big, you know, I want to
be a tally, You want to be Sopranos. Typical Northeast
stereotype comes up and shoves the camera and pushes my
photographers all pieces.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Why why are we pieces?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Because you had roaches in your restaurant.
Speaker 10 (08:56):
Espositos was allowed to reopen following an ordered cleanup and
then a roachless reinspection.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Jeff wine Sear Local ten News. Yeah, it's gonna make
people in the community want to flock there. Oh yeah, yeah,
it's marketing.
Speaker 11 (09:11):
Hey, you know what they say, there's no such thing
as bad publicity. I would say roaches in your pizza
is bad publicity. And if I see that, I'm not
going there. Yeah, if you're getting a report about being dirty,
I'm not going right. Which again, so I'm not saying
I do appreciate this segment for that reason, Like I
do want to know because otherwise it goes onto a
government file that I'm never going to see.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Well, they always talk about even kitchens that pass inspections
and everything's fine. You still don't want to see the
inner workings of it of your favorite restaurant. You never
want to see the kitchen in your favorite restaurant. So
can you imagine how bad like if that's not on
a one that like a or whatever restaurant, imagine what
one that fails looks like.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
I always just pretend like maybe they left a ladder
in the doorway.
Speaker 11 (09:52):
But this guy he does go through and it's like,
you know, chickens stored above the grapes and stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Like that running along the and then look you could
look look look at.
Speaker 11 (10:00):
Open kitchens like your Panda expresses or your Chipotles of
the world.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
You see everywhere everything is.
Speaker 11 (10:04):
You see everything getting prepared essentially, and it's it's not filthy.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
We cover in roaches.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
Which guy here this is We're gonna stick on a
food tip. This is NBC three Wichita Falls, where a
problem happened at the Arby's speaking of gross a sacred place,
and we just had our Arby's Herbie story recently.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Well, you can tell that one of the local news.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
Anchors does not know how to pronounce one of the
classic Arby's menu items properly.
Speaker 12 (10:29):
Well, Wichital Foles, man with Lindy arrests history, is back
in custody after police say he injured someone when he
angled it through a container of hot a Jew into
the kitchen of the downtown Arby's.
Speaker 11 (10:39):
Wet I know Gene's right there, yeah, right here, he's
a hot jew.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, so yeah we again this the first year.
Speaker 11 (10:53):
First guy didn't really know how to hit the hot
a jew there, but the lady jew the second lady
here from again NBC three, which top falls knew what
to do?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
That's right.
Speaker 9 (11:02):
Forty nine year old James Pokey Sims was arrested yesterday
and charges of assault causing bodily injury and criminal mishieft.
The victim told police that when a manager denied Sims
access to the phone, he became angry and threw a
container of hot ajou into the kitchen, the contents of
which landed on the victim's chest, right arm, right hand
and right guy man took it right.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
To the chest.
Speaker 11 (11:23):
And that's the way to do it, is you you
know you don't like say, oh hey, no stupid, it's
not as you.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
It's us because it's fanciest Army's.
Speaker 11 (11:31):
Right exactly now, which tap Falls. I need to spend
some time there. We had it, we reports, We had
a read nick news story. Oh yeah, the walmart there,
it's like it's like north of Dallas.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I think, uh so.
Speaker 11 (11:40):
But anyway, the guy who did all this, who wanted
to use the phone and then grabbed the beef juice
and threw it through it to the manager.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Shocker. This isn't his first run in with the law.
Speaker 12 (11:52):
Gunny jail records show fifty six total arrests on sims since,
including twelve assaults or violent crimes or property crimes including arson,
and twenty eight public intoxication sanitations.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Nice cha, and he's free.
Speaker 11 (12:07):
This is this is MENACE's Island.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
This is the perfect candidate for that. It's called being outside.
Speaker 11 (12:13):
If you have well dad, you are I've been publicly
intoxicated twenty six times. But to Greg's point about public intoxication,
just being present drunk outdoors, they're not gonna bother you.
You have to be causing a problem, right, you be
throwing a jew at the Arby's manager.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (12:32):
Local story of the day, sticking with food, but with
delivery food. This is a New six Orlando where a
door dash driver was ran into a certain type of
DoorDash customer.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Twenty year old Jamar Carter answered the door completely nude,
reaching out his arms quote grabbing the right side of
her hip, confined it and restrained her movement against her will.
Speaker 11 (12:54):
Fortunately for her, she was able to break free and
managed to get away enough time to.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Call and I want one. Yeah, I mean that's one
way to get a date.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, not just nude, but physically grabbing her.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
If somebody if I was the door dash driver and
somebody came out nude and grabbed the food, I'd be like,
well that was weird.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
I would have no problem with it. But yeah, you
can't try and grab me.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I mean I have an issue if a guy was naked.
Speaker 11 (13:18):
Greg's old argument about if you're naked inside your home,
but you invite a DoorDash driver.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
But if you're kind of just opening it and you
pull your arm out, like that would.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Be all right.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, I did that all the time.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
When you're hanging out naked in my house.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Dude.
Speaker 11 (13:34):
Now, well, I brought this up recently in a cheers
and jeers like I've started to do that, like early
morning on a Saturday with McDonald's, Like I'm sleeping the nudes.
I'm like, I really have to put on a rope
to stick my arm outside the door, just barely.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
Yeah, A big deal. The one time though, Like we
had that party where the where Greg did the big
Sean song night? Yeah, that night I got so wasted
that the next morning I woke I woke up naked
on the hotel floor and all the uh the food.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Room service room service was there in untouched.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
So I'm like, did I open it naked and they
rolled You're already on the floor right, Yeah, Like I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I don't know what happened that picture it guys.
Speaker 11 (14:17):
Yeah, he was like twenty years.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Old at the time.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Oh wait.
Speaker 11 (14:24):
H So as usual I love these corporate statements. We
could we I should have you know, I should have
for the next time. I should have played in reverse.
I should have played the statement. Then you guys guessed
what happened, and well here's the statement.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
We asked door Dash about this incident, and they responded saying, quote,
what this dasher experienced is absolutely at horn and something
no one should ever have to go through. We've permanently
banned this individual from door Dash. We are offering support
directly to this dasher. We hope justice has served in
this horrible case.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Have you heard that?
Speaker 11 (14:52):
You think, like, Wow, I don't I don't even think
shot face? Yeah, some sort of assault, what kind of support?
Speaker 5 (14:58):
I've probably just got a nice check clear that right up?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Even Yeah, I guess what would offered her?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
A counselor That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 11 (15:05):
I don't want that support. And what's the counts are
going to do? So this nigga guy try to grab
you that socks?
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Huh? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
What was this waiter game?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Blows huh yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah, but we should meet like five more times.
Speaker 11 (15:19):
You really dive into what your feelings are. How are
you processing it?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Make sure your check clears.
Speaker 11 (15:25):
We got time for one more here, see Bess menace. Yes,
there was incident. There's a beef at the at the Arby's.
There's a beef at the Popeyes. Chicken at the Popeyes.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah yeah, well yeah, there you go.
Speaker 11 (15:34):
Here's a theft from Fox thirty five Orlando.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
A Popeyees employee caught with some sticky fingers. A customer
swiped her a card for a meal in the drive
through at the Popeyes. Later on, she spotted a three
hundred dollars charge posted to her account.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Forty eight year old Shanikwo Ridgeburg.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
She allegedly charged the woman for the order before tapping
the car to her phone.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Okay, we can't play a game with this one.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
Now.
Speaker 11 (15:58):
Forty eight year old Squa Richburg. She you heard three
hundred dollars tapped it on her phone? What was that
theft for?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Specific? What did she purchase a.
Speaker 11 (16:08):
Lady named Shaniqua and work her at the Popeyes? Shocking?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Is stealing?
Speaker 11 (16:14):
Stealing money from credit cards?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
For what purpose?
Speaker 11 (16:17):
So she can pay for her university online payment?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Oh I like that? Yeah, I got books for her
physics class.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
That's a good good guest menaced guest menace the Harvard online.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, you get that late PhD.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Later in life. So she was just stealing money, not
from Popeyes, right.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
So she was taking it.
Speaker 11 (16:34):
She was taking it, tapping it and then she has
something on her app set up to tap again. But
three hundred dollars, that's a bold move as a theft.
Speaker 8 (16:41):
I would say she has a big heart and this
was a charitable donation. Oh like I got a good
call animal shelter. Yeah, professional Olympics, right, these are all
good guesses. No one's hit it on the dot yet, though, I'm.
Speaker 11 (16:52):
Gonna say to get her hair done.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
That would be so selfish of her.
Speaker 11 (16:59):
All right again Fox thirty five Orlando with the answer,
all right, how did it happen?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I'm employee?
Speaker 8 (17:04):
Is it kids for using a customer's credit card to
add money to a prison inmates account?
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Put it on your books, put that on your man's
cante Yeah, but don't.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Do three hundred dollars, the idiot, I know you, like
five sixty five.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Wait.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Wait, you guys are giving no love to how down
this chick is for her man.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
No, I get it, but I'm just saying, like, be smarter,
just like five dollars payments with one hundred.
Speaker 11 (17:37):
People, Yeah, because that's because this isn't gonna last long
as happened in this case. Yeah, like two bucks, yeah right,
yeah to sixty.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Because I get those.
Speaker 11 (17:46):
Sometimes I'm like, did I pay for parkingwhere?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
What did what happened here?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
And then it's not even enough to look into.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Right, well bad moves?
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Oh well, there you go.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
There's the local news story of the day. Why don't
you answer the question as to why you had a
roach issue?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Why a night suck it.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
It's the wise show of snow congis the Woody Show.
We'll be right back where you your mother
The Woodie Show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well, I'd like to introduce you to this woman. Her
name is Patty Say. She's a teacher. She teaches little kids.
She's the star of this educational video that sounds way
more dirty than intended. She's she's teaching kids the alphabet
through song. And when it got to the letter N.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
N, things took a turn.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
What word did she decide to use? And nice? Nice, naughty,
naughty national national, very dirty.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yes, I still think Nancy like I think of names
when I do that, like Nancy.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
But again, the video sounds way more dirty than it
was intended.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I'm gonna say I'm sticking with naughty, she says. Tone.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Well, the word is nut nuts?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Is that a verber noun?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
And here's the song that she was in teaching the
alphabet gets the letter N and she goes with nut and.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Is buttnut on my head, net on my nose, not
in my mouth?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Crunch crunch, Oh, nut on my head, nut in my mouth?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Isnt on my head, net on my nose, not in my.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Mouth, crunch crunch, Oh.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
And is but n.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Good time?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah? She is a good, good time. She's a nice lady.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Not in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Sho things that sound dirty, but aren't that's a banger
right there. Yeah, it's like that game we used to do.
Porn or not porn? Yeah, all right, so porn or
not porn. The answer, of course is not porn.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
What is it like a porcupine?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That is a kitten eating food, gobbling like a turkey.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
Yeah, no, that sounds like a French bulldog puppy.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Porn or not porn. Porn or not porn, porn, porn, porn,
not porn. It was the cartoon, okay. It was a
(02:52):
very tense scene where this little girl was climbing the
side of a cliff and she was like straggling. God,
yeah she was. She was trying to climb. She's like, yeah,
she's trying to pull herself off. But because in the
background you here like because it sounds like, oh.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Like canti, like the stuff that Tyler watches. Yeah, it
was like some kind of like Japanese okay, because.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
That is yes, I have voiced a lot of Japanese anime,
not hentai, but like I have been asked a million
times to be like like, that's like a scary noise,
but it's not porn.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
But Tyler, he's obsessed with him Tai so like I
heel sound like that, like.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Like like octopus tentacles invading women.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, we talked about that.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Weird.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, well there's a there's a game for kids and
they're commercial for this game called Mister Bucket. It kind
of reminded me that that and is for nuts. Songs
like have like this face on it and these like
balls would pop out and you had to like, yeah,
well here's think, here's the car.
Speaker 9 (04:05):
That's right, I'm mister Bucket, I'm mister b push your
bawls at my top by mister.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Bok, put your balls in my tongue, yeah, out of
my mouth and hoop pump and then your balls pop
out of his mouth.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Mister mister Bok.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
The game, mister Buckett the first to get.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Their balls and then mister Bucket wins.
Speaker 10 (04:24):
But look out, the balls will pop out of his mouth.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I'm mister b the balls out of my mouth. I'm
mister bokin a ball.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Mister, mister mister Buckett from Milton Bradley man.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
I remember as a kid watching that on TV.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
This is just competitive cleaning the balls, not just put
them back in the buckets.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Favorite game exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
So organized is.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Not that on my head, net on my nose, net
in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Crunch, crunch, Oh the crunch crunch, Oh, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Ah on my nose, net in my mouth, crunch crunch.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
All right, more what it shows at this point?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Why don't we just all liquidate our bank account and
take the money and.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Put it in the fire.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I'm looking for real answers. No Woody show alright, Uh,
turn our attention to sea Bass nice and yeah, I
know it's your favorite local news story of the day.
What do we have here, Well, let's do it the
intro real quick. You have official intro course.
Speaker 11 (05:41):
An intro that tells you what you're listening to and
give you some examples from past editions.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I felt something like wet and warm on my back.
This is a love.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Well, ma'am.
Speaker 10 (05:54):
I was actually born about me, a pizza bog buggetation.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
You finally did it.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
That's wrong, it's do you know how this fire started?
Speaker 6 (06:01):
It?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Because he can't get with me?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Is a goop shows local news? It is local news.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
What do you got for us?
Speaker 11 (06:13):
I found I thought this was a relic of the past,
and I'm so excited. There still is a new local
news station that does the like dirty dining restaurant and
it's so hard because it takes effort. And what they
do is they find when a restaurant gets closed down
for gross stuff, the local news guy shows up says, hey,
you your bad, which, on one hand I don't like
(06:36):
because these are just local, you know, restaurants trying to
get by. On the other hand, I don't want to
eat somewhere with rats and mice, cockroaches and stuff. So
it is a public service in a sense, but they
are there to get people to freak out. Cart knocks
and Jason. This guy, jeff Winseer of w p l
(06:57):
G ten in Florida had it. It's called already dining.
He shows up again when somebody has done something gross.
And here's one edition.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
He is Joseph Lay, owner of Esposito's New York coal
fired Pizza.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Like your mother, your mother has roaches.
Speaker 10 (07:11):
My mother has roaches, my mother?
Speaker 6 (07:14):
I mean, is that?
Speaker 11 (07:14):
What are you?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Six years old? That's the way you handle it instead
of coming out and talking like a human being.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Go for myself.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I'm a piece of.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I'd watch six years old just repeats him.
Speaker 11 (07:31):
Yeah, see, I'll give Jeff, and look, he's an old
guy whos been doing local news for a long time.
You can't you can't just repeat it back to him.
You gotta give him something like, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
So repeating the first part about the mom was pretty
that was good, okay, but like, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Go after yourself. You're a piece of s.
Speaker 11 (07:46):
If i'm him at that point, I'm going like, well,
the only s apparently is on your pizza where the
roaches appear to have been dining. You give him a
little Chris Hansen, a little something like that little cart arcs.
So this guy, he again, this this guy who's clearly
a transplant from New York, New Jersey ow is telling
me to go f himself that his mom has cockroaches.
(08:06):
And then he this guy comes back out because he
doesn't like it. It doesn't like the camera, doesn't like
the interview guy showing up to talk about his dirty pizza.
Speaker 10 (08:13):
He goes inside, but he's not done, coming out to
take a picture of our news vehicle, which is frankly
a rental. Why don't you answer the question as to
why you had a roach issue?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Why didn't I suck it all right.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Hand? That?
Speaker 11 (08:30):
Yeah, that could be your thing, like, oh, why don't
I go Yeah, great idea. You know, I would love
to do that, but I'm pizza. I'm currently busy. And
then so this guy big, you know, I want to
be a tally, You want to be Sopranos. Typical Northeast
stereotype comes up and shoves the camera and pushes my
photographers all pieces.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Why why are we pieces?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Because you had roaches in your restaurant.
Speaker 10 (08:56):
Espositos was allowed to reopen following an ordered cleanup and
then a roachless reinspection.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Jeff wine Sear Local ten News. Yeah, it's gonna make
people in the community want to flock there. Oh yeah, yeah,
it's marketing.
Speaker 11 (09:11):
Hey, you know what they say, there's no such thing
as bad publicity. I would say roaches in your pizza
is bad publicity. And if I see that, I'm not
going there. Yeah, if you're getting a report about being dirty,
I'm not going right. Which again, so I'm not saying
I do appreciate this segment for that reason, Like I
do want to know because otherwise it goes onto a
government file that I'm never going to see.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Well, they always talk about even kitchens that pass inspections
and everything's fine. You still don't want to see the
inner workings of it of your favorite restaurant. You never
want to see the kitchen in your favorite restaurant. So
can you imagine how bad like if that's not on
a one that like a or whatever restaurant, imagine what
one that fails looks like.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
I always just pretend like maybe they left a ladder
in the doorway.
Speaker 11 (09:52):
But this guy he does go through and it's like,
you know, chickens stored above the grapes and stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Like that running along the and then look you could
look look look at.
Speaker 11 (10:00):
Open kitchens like your Panda expresses or your Chipotles of
the world.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
You see everywhere everything is.
Speaker 11 (10:04):
You see everything getting prepared essentially, and it's it's not filthy.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
We cover in roaches.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
Which guy here this is We're gonna stick on a
food tip. This is NBC three Wichita Falls, where a
problem happened at the Arby's speaking of gross a sacred place,
and we just had our Arby's Herbie story recently.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Well, you can tell that one of the local news.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
Anchors does not know how to pronounce one of the
classic Arby's menu items properly.
Speaker 12 (10:29):
Well, Wichital Foles, man with Lindy arrests history, is back
in custody after police say he injured someone when he
angled it through a container of hot a Jew into
the kitchen of the downtown Arby's.
Speaker 11 (10:39):
Wet I know Gene's right there, yeah, right here, he's
a hot jew.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, so yeah we again this the first year.
Speaker 11 (10:53):
First guy didn't really know how to hit the hot
a jew there, but the lady jew the second lady
here from again NBC three, which top falls knew what
to do?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
That's right.
Speaker 9 (11:02):
Forty nine year old James Pokey Sims was arrested yesterday
and charges of assault causing bodily injury and criminal mishieft.
The victim told police that when a manager denied Sims
access to the phone, he became angry and threw a
container of hot ajou into the kitchen, the contents of
which landed on the victim's chest, right arm, right hand
and right guy man took it right.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
To the chest.
Speaker 11 (11:23):
And that's the way to do it, is you you
know you don't like say, oh hey, no stupid, it's
not as you.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
It's us because it's fanciest Army's.
Speaker 11 (11:31):
Right exactly now, which tap Falls. I need to spend
some time there. We had it, we reports, We had
a read nick news story. Oh yeah, the walmart there,
it's like it's like north of Dallas.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I think, uh so.
Speaker 11 (11:40):
But anyway, the guy who did all this, who wanted
to use the phone and then grabbed the beef juice
and threw it through it to the manager.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Shocker. This isn't his first run in with the law.
Speaker 12 (11:52):
Gunny jail records show fifty six total arrests on sims since,
including twelve assaults or violent crimes or property crimes including arson,
and twenty eight public intoxication sanitations.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Nice cha, and he's free.
Speaker 11 (12:07):
This is this is MENACE's Island.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
This is the perfect candidate for that. It's called being outside.
Speaker 11 (12:13):
If you have well dad, you are I've been publicly
intoxicated twenty six times. But to Greg's point about public intoxication,
just being present drunk outdoors, they're not gonna bother you.
You have to be causing a problem, right, you be
throwing a jew at the Arby's manager.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (12:32):
Local story of the day, sticking with food, but with
delivery food. This is a New six Orlando where a
door dash driver was ran into a certain type of
DoorDash customer.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Twenty year old Jamar Carter answered the door completely nude,
reaching out his arms quote grabbing the right side of
her hip, confined it and restrained her movement against her will.
Speaker 11 (12:54):
Fortunately for her, she was able to break free and
managed to get away enough time to.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Call and I want one. Yeah, I mean that's one
way to get a date.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, not just nude, but physically grabbing her.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
If somebody if I was the door dash driver and
somebody came out nude and grabbed the food, I'd be like,
well that was weird.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
I would have no problem with it. But yeah, you
can't try and grab me.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I mean I have an issue if a guy was naked.
Speaker 11 (13:18):
Greg's old argument about if you're naked inside your home,
but you invite a DoorDash driver.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
But if you're kind of just opening it and you
pull your arm out, like that would.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Be all right.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, I did that all the time.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
When you're hanging out naked in my house.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Dude.
Speaker 11 (13:34):
Now, well, I brought this up recently in a cheers
and jeers like I've started to do that, like early
morning on a Saturday with McDonald's, Like I'm sleeping the nudes.
I'm like, I really have to put on a rope
to stick my arm outside the door, just barely.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
Yeah, A big deal. The one time though, Like we
had that party where the where Greg did the big
Sean song night? Yeah, that night I got so wasted
that the next morning I woke I woke up naked
on the hotel floor and all the uh the food.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Room service room service was there in untouched.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
So I'm like, did I open it naked and they
rolled You're already on the floor right, Yeah, Like I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I don't know what happened that picture it guys.
Speaker 11 (14:17):
Yeah, he was like twenty years.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Old at the time.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Oh wait.
Speaker 11 (14:24):
H So as usual I love these corporate statements. We
could we I should have you know, I should have
for the next time. I should have played in reverse.
I should have played the statement. Then you guys guessed
what happened, and well here's the statement.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
We asked door Dash about this incident, and they responded saying, quote,
what this dasher experienced is absolutely at horn and something
no one should ever have to go through. We've permanently
banned this individual from door Dash. We are offering support
directly to this dasher. We hope justice has served in
this horrible case.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Have you heard that?
Speaker 11 (14:52):
You think, like, Wow, I don't I don't even think
shot face? Yeah, some sort of assault, what kind of support?
Speaker 5 (14:58):
I've probably just got a nice check clear that right up?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Even Yeah, I guess what would offered her?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
A counselor That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 11 (15:05):
I don't want that support. And what's the counts are
going to do? So this nigga guy try to grab
you that socks?
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Huh? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
What was this waiter game?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Blows huh yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah, but we should meet like five more times.
Speaker 11 (15:19):
You really dive into what your feelings are. How are
you processing it?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Make sure your check clears.
Speaker 11 (15:25):
We got time for one more here, see Bess menace. Yes,
there was incident. There's a beef at the at the Arby's.
There's a beef at the Popeyes. Chicken at the Popeyes.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah yeah, well yeah, there you go.
Speaker 11 (15:34):
Here's a theft from Fox thirty five Orlando.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
A Popeyees employee caught with some sticky fingers. A customer
swiped her a card for a meal in the drive
through at the Popeyes. Later on, she spotted a three
hundred dollars charge posted to her account.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Forty eight year old Shanikwo Ridgeburg.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
She allegedly charged the woman for the order before tapping
the car to her phone.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Okay, we can't play a game with this one.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
Now.
Speaker 11 (15:58):
Forty eight year old Squa Richburg. She you heard three
hundred dollars tapped it on her phone? What was that
theft for?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Specific? What did she purchase a.
Speaker 11 (16:08):
Lady named Shaniqua and work her at the Popeyes? Shocking?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Is stealing?
Speaker 11 (16:14):
Stealing money from credit cards?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
For what purpose?
Speaker 11 (16:17):
So she can pay for her university online payment?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Oh I like that? Yeah, I got books for her
physics class.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
That's a good good guest menaced guest menace the Harvard online.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, you get that late PhD.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Later in life. So she was just stealing money, not
from Popeyes, right.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
So she was taking it.
Speaker 11 (16:34):
She was taking it, tapping it and then she has
something on her app set up to tap again. But
three hundred dollars, that's a bold move as a theft.
Speaker 8 (16:41):
I would say she has a big heart and this
was a charitable donation. Oh like I got a good
call animal shelter. Yeah, professional Olympics, right, these are all
good guesses. No one's hit it on the dot yet, though, I'm.
Speaker 11 (16:52):
Gonna say to get her hair done.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
That would be so selfish of her.
Speaker 11 (16:59):
All right again Fox thirty five Orlando with the answer,
all right, how did it happen?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I'm employee?
Speaker 8 (17:04):
Is it kids for using a customer's credit card to
add money to a prison inmates account?
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Put it on your books, put that on your man's
cante Yeah, but don't.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Do three hundred dollars, the idiot, I know you, like
five sixty five.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Wait.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Wait, you guys are giving no love to how down
this chick is for her man.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
No, I get it, but I'm just saying, like, be smarter,
just like five dollars payments with one hundred.
Speaker 11 (17:37):
People, Yeah, because that's because this isn't gonna last long
as happened in this case. Yeah, like two bucks, yeah right,
yeah to sixty.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Because I get those.
Speaker 11 (17:46):
Sometimes I'm like, did I pay for parkingwhere?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
What did what happened here?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
And then it's not even enough to look into.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Right, well bad moves?
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Oh well, there you go.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
There's the local news story of the day. Why don't
you answer the question as to why you had a
roach issue?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Why a night suck it.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
It's the wise show of snow congis the Woody Show.
We'll be right back where you your mother
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