July 27, 2026 • 21 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
I'm wuddy. That is Greg Gory menace.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
What is up? High g.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You
can set us a text check in over to two
two nine eight seven. So it's the annual tradition on
Discovery Shark Week.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
So excited.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, people love my wife, man, she loves She's not
as crazy as she used to be. She used to
set up she used to set up all the recordings
back on. It's just DVR only, I think now because
you got the Discovery app, you can watch it.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You just go to the Shark Week tab on there
and a lot of times they repeat stuff from you know,
past season. Yeah, there's a lot of repeat stuff, but
there's always some new stuff in there.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Did she record it for the kids or she like.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh, it's for her, good for her. No, she loves
all that sharks.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
One week where they were so obsessed with the sharks
jumping out of the water.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
One what was the what was the thing they had
a couple of years ago? Was it Michael Phelps racing?
But not really that was cool really, yeah, but the
way they hype that up and you're like, wait, what Yeah,
but you know, didn't they just take the time of
a shark and then compared it to the time that
he was able to do it otherwise.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Noticed is something that you could look up on your own.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Right, Yeah, but they gave it a good shot, you know,
they try to get creative. Well, when it's Shark week
on Discovery, it is narc week here on the Woody Show.
That's right, Sebastians going around trying to get people do
the right thing and return those cards to the card
corral or to the front of the store. And what
(01:40):
he got for his agency best.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
We got a new agent joining a law and more
of a quality controller supervisor agent. That's a Jeff g.
The premise here is that I'm going out and doing
my narking and then as i'm as I'm kind of
finishing things up, my supervisor will kind of get a
customer survey. So this first lady, she's uh, the German lady,
middle aged German lady, and she had dumped her carts
(02:04):
and on an angle loose in the handicap walkway, which
means that the blue and white striped area next to
the handicapp spots, that is that says no parking, but
it's always big and open, so they're from the throw
it so that now someone can't open their rear door,
for instance. Well we'll get a wheelchair around. So I've
been sitting there in front of her for a while
and I'm waving, I'm pointing, waving, pointing, and she won't
(02:25):
have She won't talk to me, talk to me, talk
to me until Jeff shows up. And then her first
her first complaint isn't oh I'm sorry about the cart,
it's oh, you got a camera? Yeah, I don't understand
the first Amendment. Oh okay, oh yeah, man.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
See what you did? Is you because you blocked the
handicapped spot with you?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I didn't knock anything.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well what's that? What's the park? What's that right the
front of the stores? Right there?
Speaker 6 (02:48):
So you can murdered?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Card of the first odation you're taking. Other man, I
don't think you understand the first Amendments of the damn Constitution, which.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
Says we have the freedom of speech to stop people
like yourself from being darn old lazybones who hate freedom.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Watch out behind you. Sorry, man, she's very lazy. Oh
lazy bones.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
You think they know better in Munich getting uh, yeah,
well they had such hard ConTroll and for folks people
might I don't think I understand necessarily. People say, well,
first of the moment's freedom of speech. Well, freedom of
speech means the ability also to record things to talk
about later. So that means taking notes, taking photos, taking video,
recording audio, assuming it's in a public place like a
like a parking lot. Assumed privacy, right, So that is
(03:31):
part of the freedom of speech and the ability to
talk about and record the things you wanted to talk about.
So she's she just insulted her by calling her lazy bones.
She doesn't like that. Thank god. My supervisor, Jeff g
is here.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
What are you wearing? Do you look like a supervisor?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
I wore glasses and a tie. Oh you had a
tie on, a tie on bell khakis.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah, yeah, he looked like a manager.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It was perfect employee review time.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yesh, she's got a checklist and a clipboard and yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I know I described what you did accurately. You just
that way?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah, because you let your cart blocking the handicap access.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Yeah, the handicapped people who's spotting you?
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Just blot here's my sam, I'm a supervisor. How do
you think you did today? Was our agent polite and friendly.
Speaker 8 (04:15):
No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
And then so she's got a bunch of so her
first excuse is you can't record me. That's a lie. Obviously.
Our second excuse was it's too far. It was as
far to go to the front of the store.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It's right there.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
And now she then throws some more stuff at Jeff
as he goes through his checklist.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
I mean, do you think next time you'll put your
cart back?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, yeah, I do have emergency. I gotta think you
have an emergency.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Okay, I gotta take hand do that? Okay, okay?
Speaker 6 (04:52):
What did you use any dumb excuses for our agent?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I think she just did, Joe, Yeah, what emergency?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
What appointment are you going to?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's so that's such an emergency.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
He asked you if you use any dumb excuses, and
you just used one about be having an emergency appointment.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
On a scale of one to five, five being the best,
how would you rate our agent? Is that a zero?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
This trouble?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
So this is, by the way, to give you more context.
She's got an able bodied passenger with her who could
have taken the car back as well. She's it's six
thirty in the evening, she went to a warehouse club,
but she has to get this guy to some sort
of emergency appointment. Interesting do you think she might be lying?
That's math.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Every time I have an emergency, I quickly do some shopping.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
At the biggest store you can find too. Yeah, right, right,
and I have a lot of appointments at seven pm. Right,
and if there's such an emergency, that used to you
take five minutes to argue with people about to right? Okay,
sure makes sense. So sadly, I don't think that one worked. Unfortunately,
help all right, Well, what do you show narc week?
And in this next one, this guy, it's a family
(05:58):
affair here where a dad, a mom, and an older,
older older son are there. And they dumped their cart
off in the driving lane, in the fire lane, about
three feet from a fire hydrant. And so I approached
this family to see if I can, without even help
for my supervisor yet get them to do the right thing.
We keep we we we we, Oh, all right, yeah,
(06:20):
I was the son of the kid to go get
it about there.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
This is where we're normally, well, we're going.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
About over there, way over there.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Because that's where the cars go.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
You know what's going on, right, sir, you're young, coming
for twenty years, I believe is this that fire.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Lane for twenty years?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Is that an alien ship or an electric I.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Think you can tell the ev SR. So they they
don't fight me like the last first woman did. They
send the kid out to pick it up, and even
he gave a little weepskeep like he knew.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Was going on.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Okay, but but they can't let me have the last word.
The dad has to argue, we've been coming here twenty years,
Well then you should. Then you haven't noticed a cart
return and you're twenty years of life coming to this
this warehouse club.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Well, dads aren't going to let you get the last
word in front of their kids.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Exactly, even though they may even know they're doing the
right they're admitting, yeap doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. So
let's see if Jeff can talk some sense into this dad.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
All right, Agent Sebastian, supervisor Jeff is on the scene.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
I'm a supervisor. How do you think our agent was today?
Was he polite and friendly?
Speaker 7 (07:22):
He is fine?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
But he's okay?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Is he?
Speaker 6 (07:24):
I'm sorry, we don't have time.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
For news, O. Your job, Just do my job.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I'm doing my job, sir, I'm doing my job. I'm
making sure. Oh you don't have to cuss. That's not necessary.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
He's to do his job as he's doing his job.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I'm literally doing my job.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Can I do my job more than what I'm doing
right now? Off?
Speaker 6 (07:47):
And he had his wife roll up the windows.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yeah, he's here like this is this is a classics
you know, the kids doing the work, the wife is apologized,
and the dad's telling you to have off. Classic family dynamic. Yeah,
so I don't know, hopefully the killed shape them.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Up, all right?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
What do you show?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Cart and arts?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
So this last one, this guy he had parked a
little ways away, but and there's a cart return pretty close.
But even closer next to him was an empty spot,
and so he dumps the card there. But it's a
little windy and there's a little bit of an angle,
and so as I'm seeing him dump the cart, it
begins rolling away, perhaps to even hit his own truck.
So I run up on this fella.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
I was blowing away directly behind wa flow.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Away behind his own truck.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Look at this I find it there there? Did you see?
There's one hundred and fifty I've met the cart return.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
I pined it, okay, yeah, yeah, do you when.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
The yeah yeah, and you didn't use any kind of
like reasoning to say, well maybe that's not where they go.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Humh.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
The His excuse was, I find it there, see that one.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not the only one they.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Love pointing out the one that's loose and not the
one hundred and fifty there are the cart return. Yeah,
they could follow that guy. So he's but he does
get out and because it's it's it, he can't argue
it because it is rolling away at the moment I'm
out there, and uh, Jeff comes up to the after
action reports.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
A day, you had a hard day.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Do you think you learned?
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Your lessons are about cards?
Speaker 7 (09:07):
It's good. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Okay, yeah every time, coming every time, and my kids
when they come in with my kids say hey, does
I'm gonna help you and you're coming.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh, you have great kids.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
And yes, I'm a very embarrassed because I don't want
the CSA people lazy.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, you are very nice person.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You know what. I almost feel like Jeff has this
weird kind of calming that he his presence is actually
helping your cause, which if the cause is trying to
get people to realize that they've made the mistake and
see the error of their ways, and that next time
they'll put the card back, this might be the secret sauce.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
He's like, just okay, well, what do you think? Maybe
it's the tie. He's not He's not telling them one
thing or the other. He's just asking questions.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
This is the first time ever in the history of cardnarks,
I actually feel sorry for somebody.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
They go, I'm in bed, I'm my kids make me
do it.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It's a learning experience.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Well, some people, some people grow olderly, don't grow up.
But this guy, I think grew three sizes too big.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Let me ask Jeff about his overall cart and Arcs experience, Like, so,
what was it like? Were you nervous at all because
some of these people get crazy like going into it,
because yeah, I don't know, you don't know what to expect,
you don't know how people are going to react.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Well, I mean, honestly, I never really thought about that.
I looked at its like I got to do a
job and I got to get some good audio, and
that was it. Man, Like I'm all in.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
And that sea bass in action was impressive.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Yeah, it was awesome, honestly, Like and so many people
that come up to him when we're looking around for cards,
and then all the people at the store that their
job is to collect cards were thanking him and high
fiving him. And at one point we thought we were
going to get kicked out because the manager came out,
but he was like, hey man, you guys need your
water anything.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
He was like so.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Thankful that Sea Bass was there doing his thing.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
My question is did you guys arrived to the location together?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Did you take a car?
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Right?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
No, we did not.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
You didn't get to go in there. It was closer.
It was close to jeff GY's house. But no, it's
I and I tell people like this, f y I
they're gonna be super mad at me, but if you're
there with me, they're not gonna hurt you. And like
Jeff said to people were not ten to ten to one.
People are cool. The people are mean and nasty, but
the mean and nasty one something to be dealt with.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Well, it is narc week because the shark we gun discovery.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, Jeff, you gonna do when they so nice?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Word, what you're gonna do?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
What you're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yeah, what you did because you blocked the handicapped spot
with your didn't.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Well, what's that?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
What's the.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
What's that right there the front of the stores?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Right there?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
You didn't regarding.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Man, I don't think you understand the first Amendments of
the damn Constitution, which.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
Says we have the freedom of speech to stop people
like yourself from being darn old lazybones who hate free
to watch out behind you.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Sorry, man, she's very lazy. Oh lazy bones, you're like Jesse.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I want to give the cartnarks supervisor Jeff g an
opportunity to speak on this first, because I think you
would be more sensitive to this than you know, eight
agents abastionans not really sensitive to many things at all.
But somebody said, I've never seen Seabaske get aggressive so
quickly with Americans as he did with this immigrant, and
(12:35):
there was.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Something there was something else in there too, like he
only picks on minorities.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
He only picks on minorities. For the cartnarking, what was
your observation.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
And that no, I mean he treated everybody the same.
And those are only three out of about you know,
seven or so that we approached. You know, they'll just
be happen to be the ones that he played today.
But no, he treated everybody equally.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
He wasn't.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
I mean, I don't think he was aggressive at all.
I mean, he just was doing his job because the cardonark. Yeah,
the whole point is to get the best reactions. So
the people that you hear on the air are the
best reactions. There's a bunch of other people that he's
approached that just don't give you a boring Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
So we you know, we don't. We don't hear those.
We don't play those in the in the segment.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
No, but he was equal opportunity to destroyers.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
So, I mean, I think that's bass. And I think
you're looking way too hard into it.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Man.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
It sounds like you're blaming immigrants for leading carts out
not cool, texture, not.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Cool, making a lot of assumptions and best you weren't
in the room because we had gone to the break
when Jeff said this. But he did pay you a
compliment when it comes to your athletic prowess.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Did I told him I.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Had to run after one? We didn't. It wasn't part
of the audio, but there was one guy who they
do this very offense, will drive. They'll drive halfway across
the parking lot and then throw then throw the magnet away.
But of course I'm aware of this, so I'll wait
until they stop and then put a new magnet on.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Wait.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Yeah, the guy that was in the olderly He's car,
the first one that we played, the guy that supposedly
had an emergency show to get into got out of
the car and through the magnet somewhere.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
So obviously he wasn't very hurt.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Obviously emergencys. But yeah, the one thing I noticed is
when seabast will notice that person in the car, and
he's got a very distinct way of noticing everything. Man,
he gets out of the gate fast, like a sprinter,
and he gets right over to the situation and addresses it.
So my bad for misjudging your athletic prowess, bro, you
are you are a top tier man.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
You know. It's kind of like how you know Luca,
you look at Luca don chik or you're like whatever.
But then they just think they just know the game
so well, and they moved in such a way that
they're just pastoring everybody.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I did witness a conversation the other day when I
was arriving at the grocery store and I'm walking to
the front and there's, uh, my grocery store, and then
there's a pet Smart right next door, and pet Smart
has their own carts, right, and so these people had
gone to the pet Smart first. They wheeled the cart
from the pet Smart up to where the grocery store is,
(15:03):
which there was a pretty good two big stores. Yeah, right,
So the divider wall between the two stores is kind
of somewhere in the middle, and there's a there's there's
a great distance in between. Well, they took the pet
Smart cart all the way up to the grocery store,
left it there, and she goes, well, are you gonna
bring the cart back? He goes, ah, he goes and
(15:23):
then so then he starts pushing it back towards the
pet Smart. I go, Wow, this guy, he's doing the
right thing.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Nope.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
He got it about halfway to where it was technically
on pet Smart's side, and then leaned it up against
a planter that was right there in the middle of
the sidewalk. You already went halfway at this point, We're
only talking about another sixty feet and it would have
been there, like you already went that far in a rush. Yeah,
(15:50):
well it has and it was left it there.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
It's like it's a psychological phenomenon, where like, once you've
decided you're not going to do it, you're not gonna
do it. Uh huh Again, this is child behavior. You
tell your kids and they just don't want to do it.
They're gonna find a way to do it half assed
or not do it so they get to win. That'll
show you.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
And I think you all disagree with me, but I
think one of the problems with this whole thing is
that people go to the store. You generally have an
idea of what you're going to get. If you're just
getting some ground beef and a pack of Hamburger buns,
why do you need an f and cart. I was
behind a woman in line the other day. She had
two things in her cart. You could have either carried
(16:26):
them in your hand or used one of those hand baskets.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
What I think. I think with.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
The damn card, you don't need a cart.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Carry If they put it, who cares.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
That's the problem.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Most of them are not putting him back. And a
lot of these people this cart narks would the demand
for cart narks would be lessened. I think people are
just in a habit man. They they pick it up,
then wake up, get out of your phone.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
You're right, because those are also the people that park
right in the middle of the aisle and they're dicking around.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Have you ever screwed up?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Though?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Where are you going there? Just for a couple of things?
Next thing, you know, like as you're in there, now
you have.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Your damn it, Yes, in the cart. I should have
got a cart. Damn Another thing too, Greg with women purse,
they love putting the purse up.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
So card Mark Sebastian, I know i'm your supervisor technically,
but how how would you like to rate my job
that I did out there?
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Well, you know, it's his first time and as you
kind of heard, I was helping him along a little bit.
But as far as you know, going through the checklist
we had he was it was good.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I think he could have pressed.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
People a little more, okay, But then again, that's kind
of like Gina said, his presence, isn't that so.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Your job?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
It's like the bad cop? Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Also, like I mean, Jeff's natural demeanor is pretty chill. Yeah,
I mean you have a very diplomatic way of going
about things.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
I can press people. I'm here for the smoke. I'll
do it again next time. I enjoy it.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
You don't have to, but it was. It was good
to have that because then it's good to them. Hear them,
then justify their idiot see yeah, to another person, then
it would be just double smoke.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
You know, I really want to sweat.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
At supermarkets though, are old people that still write checks
that happened that happened to me recently, And.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Man, I can see it very often.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
Damn.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
They hold up the line and they write the check
for more than the groceries that they bought market so
they can get more change.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
And this old lady they're ready at check so they
can get cash.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Yeah good, My mom would do that in the eighties.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Yeah, and then they this lady got fives and ones
and coins, the whole gamut of all kinds of bills.
And I'm just sitting back there, I'm like, dude, I
got like seven or eight things.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Come on, you know you can still do that. Yeah,
it was awful.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, I mean, you know, you don't see it very
like again, you don't see it very often.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
Does everyone still accept checks at grocery stores apparently?
Speaker 4 (18:46):
So, yeah, I guess shocking.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, I recently used cash for something because of the
place I was out there, like, oh hey, uh the machine,
we're having to reboot the whatever and then you can wait.
It's going to be about another you know, five or
ten minutes. Four thing fires back up. But if you
have cash, I actually did. I actually had like a
ten on me which recovered. But it was weird. It's
been a long time since I actually got coins back. Yeah,
(19:11):
it wasn't a waste of time. It was just odd.
I wasn't used to.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Was it a little coin slide?
Speaker 7 (19:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
No, no, they just handed They just handed me the
But like when I was walking around for the rest
of the day, it was the first time in a
long time I heard any clanging in my pocket change
you know what? It was nostalgic.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Yeah, use it for the meter carried any cash in
so long?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I carried it mostly for tips.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
How do you like, can you grease your way into
clubs and stuff? Man?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Uh, I don't. A town in Switzerland is in the
headlines for making sure that people clean up back for
their pets. We've heard about it before where they you know,
they they have like the DNA stuff for for the kaka.
But in this town they passed a new rule to
make sure that you wash your dog's pee out. So
like you bring water and you dilute it down so
(19:56):
as as as as soon as the dog takes a leak,
you're supposed to take your bottle of water that you
bring with you, squirre and pour it over there. That
way it doesn't burn. Yeah, the grass out. That's why
you see those spots in the grass for the animals feed.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
That's why she peeled paint on light poles in my neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. So dog walkers are now expected
to carry a bottle of water with them. They used
to wash the urine that's left in public places. The
reason for the rule leaders of the town, they're tired
of the smell. Also the mess of the burned out
spots and the grass and the different things, especially if
it sits in the sun all day. And if you
fail to follow the rule, first time offenders get a warning.
(20:35):
Repeat offenders get a fine of up to one hundred
and twenty five dollars.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
I was walking my dog yesterday and I only had
one bag, and she pooped twice, and there was nobody out,
but I was. I was on the same block as
my house was far down, and I yelled into the
into the abyss, I'm going back to get a bag,
and I did, because everybody has cameras.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, send us a text
over to two to nine eighty seven, will be right back.
And I understand. I like bugs.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's weird. I feel bad.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Oh I was right.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Good Hoodie show.
I'm wuddy. That is Greg Gory menace.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
What is up? High g.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You
can set us a text check in over to two
two nine eight seven. So it's the annual tradition on
Discovery Shark Week.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
So excited.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, people love my wife, man, she loves She's not
as crazy as she used to be. She used to
set up she used to set up all the recordings
back on. It's just DVR only, I think now because
you got the Discovery app, you can watch it.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You just go to the Shark Week tab on there
and a lot of times they repeat stuff from you know,
past season. Yeah, there's a lot of repeat stuff, but
there's always some new stuff in there.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Did she record it for the kids or she like.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh, it's for her, good for her. No, she loves
all that sharks.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
One week where they were so obsessed with the sharks
jumping out of the water.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
One what was the what was the thing they had
a couple of years ago? Was it Michael Phelps racing?
But not really that was cool really, yeah, but the
way they hype that up and you're like, wait, what Yeah,
but you know, didn't they just take the time of
a shark and then compared it to the time that
he was able to do it otherwise.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Noticed is something that you could look up on your own.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Right, Yeah, but they gave it a good shot, you know,
they try to get creative. Well, when it's Shark week
on Discovery, it is narc week here on the Woody Show.
That's right, Sebastians going around trying to get people do
the right thing and return those cards to the card
corral or to the front of the store. And what
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he got for his agency best.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
We got a new agent joining a law and more
of a quality controller supervisor agent. That's a Jeff g.
The premise here is that I'm going out and doing
my narking and then as i'm as I'm kind of
finishing things up, my supervisor will kind of get a
customer survey. So this first lady, she's uh, the German lady,
middle aged German lady, and she had dumped her carts
(02:04):
and on an angle loose in the handicap walkway, which
means that the blue and white striped area next to
the handicapp spots, that is that says no parking, but
it's always big and open, so they're from the throw
it so that now someone can't open their rear door,
for instance. Well we'll get a wheelchair around. So I've
been sitting there in front of her for a while
and I'm waving, I'm pointing, waving, pointing, and she won't
(02:25):
have She won't talk to me, talk to me, talk
to me until Jeff shows up. And then her first
her first complaint isn't oh I'm sorry about the cart,
it's oh, you got a camera? Yeah, I don't understand
the first Amendment. Oh okay, oh yeah, man.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
See what you did? Is you because you blocked the
handicapped spot with you?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I didn't knock anything.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well what's that? What's the park? What's that right the
front of the stores? Right there?
Speaker 6 (02:48):
So you can murdered?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Card of the first odation you're taking. Other man, I
don't think you understand the first Amendments of the damn Constitution, which.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
Says we have the freedom of speech to stop people
like yourself from being darn old lazybones who hate freedom.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Watch out behind you. Sorry, man, she's very lazy. Oh
lazy bones.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
You think they know better in Munich getting uh, yeah,
well they had such hard ConTroll and for folks people
might I don't think I understand necessarily. People say, well,
first of the moment's freedom of speech. Well, freedom of
speech means the ability also to record things to talk
about later. So that means taking notes, taking photos, taking video,
recording audio, assuming it's in a public place like a
like a parking lot. Assumed privacy, right, So that is
(03:31):
part of the freedom of speech and the ability to
talk about and record the things you wanted to talk about.
So she's she just insulted her by calling her lazy bones.
She doesn't like that. Thank god. My supervisor, Jeff g
is here.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
What are you wearing? Do you look like a supervisor?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
I wore glasses and a tie. Oh you had a
tie on, a tie on bell khakis.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah, yeah, he looked like a manager.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It was perfect employee review time.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yesh, she's got a checklist and a clipboard and yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I know I described what you did accurately. You just
that way?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah, because you let your cart blocking the handicap access.
Speaker 7 (04:08):
Yeah, the handicapped people who's spotting you?
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Just blot here's my sam, I'm a supervisor. How do
you think you did today? Was our agent polite and friendly.
Speaker 8 (04:15):
No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
And then so she's got a bunch of so her
first excuse is you can't record me. That's a lie. Obviously.
Our second excuse was it's too far. It was as
far to go to the front of the store.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It's right there.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
And now she then throws some more stuff at Jeff
as he goes through his checklist.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
I mean, do you think next time you'll put your
cart back?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, yeah, I do have emergency. I gotta think you
have an emergency.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Okay, I gotta take hand do that? Okay, okay?
Speaker 6 (04:52):
What did you use any dumb excuses for our agent?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I think she just did, Joe, Yeah, what emergency?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
What appointment are you going to?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's so that's such an emergency.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
He asked you if you use any dumb excuses, and
you just used one about be having an emergency appointment.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
On a scale of one to five, five being the best,
how would you rate our agent? Is that a zero?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
This trouble?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
So this is, by the way, to give you more context.
She's got an able bodied passenger with her who could
have taken the car back as well. She's it's six
thirty in the evening, she went to a warehouse club,
but she has to get this guy to some sort
of emergency appointment. Interesting do you think she might be lying?
That's math.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Every time I have an emergency, I quickly do some shopping.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
At the biggest store you can find too. Yeah, right, right,
and I have a lot of appointments at seven pm. Right,
and if there's such an emergency, that used to you
take five minutes to argue with people about to right? Okay,
sure makes sense. So sadly, I don't think that one worked. Unfortunately,
help all right, Well, what do you show narc week?
And in this next one, this guy, it's a family
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affair here where a dad, a mom, and an older,
older older son are there. And they dumped their cart
off in the driving lane, in the fire lane, about
three feet from a fire hydrant. And so I approached
this family to see if I can, without even help
for my supervisor yet get them to do the right thing.
We keep we we we we, Oh, all right, yeah,
(06:20):
I was the son of the kid to go get
it about there.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
This is where we're normally, well, we're going.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
About over there, way over there.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Because that's where the cars go.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
You know what's going on, right, sir, you're young, coming
for twenty years, I believe is this that fire.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Lane for twenty years?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Is that an alien ship or an electric I.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Think you can tell the ev SR. So they they
don't fight me like the last first woman did. They
send the kid out to pick it up, and even
he gave a little weepskeep like he knew.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Was going on.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Okay, but but they can't let me have the last word.
The dad has to argue, we've been coming here twenty years,
Well then you should. Then you haven't noticed a cart
return and you're twenty years of life coming to this
this warehouse club.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Well, dads aren't going to let you get the last
word in front of their kids.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Exactly, even though they may even know they're doing the
right they're admitting, yeap doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. So
let's see if Jeff can talk some sense into this dad.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
All right, Agent Sebastian, supervisor Jeff is on the scene.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
I'm a supervisor. How do you think our agent was today?
Was he polite and friendly?
Speaker 7 (07:22):
He is fine?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
But he's okay?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Is he?
Speaker 6 (07:24):
I'm sorry, we don't have time.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
For news, O. Your job, Just do my job.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I'm doing my job, sir, I'm doing my job. I'm
making sure. Oh you don't have to cuss. That's not necessary.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
He's to do his job as he's doing his job.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I'm literally doing my job.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Can I do my job more than what I'm doing
right now? Off?
Speaker 6 (07:47):
And he had his wife roll up the windows.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yeah, he's here like this is this is a classics
you know, the kids doing the work, the wife is apologized,
and the dad's telling you to have off. Classic family dynamic. Yeah,
so I don't know, hopefully the killed shape them.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Up, all right?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
What do you show?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Cart and arts?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
So this last one, this guy he had parked a
little ways away, but and there's a cart return pretty close.
But even closer next to him was an empty spot,
and so he dumps the card there. But it's a
little windy and there's a little bit of an angle,
and so as I'm seeing him dump the cart, it
begins rolling away, perhaps to even hit his own truck.
So I run up on this fella.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
I was blowing away directly behind wa flow.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Away behind his own truck.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Look at this I find it there there? Did you see?
There's one hundred and fifty I've met the cart return.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
I pined it, okay, yeah, yeah, do you when.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
The yeah yeah, and you didn't use any kind of
like reasoning to say, well maybe that's not where they go.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Humh.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
The His excuse was, I find it there, see that one.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not the only one they.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Love pointing out the one that's loose and not the
one hundred and fifty there are the cart return. Yeah,
they could follow that guy. So he's but he does
get out and because it's it's it, he can't argue
it because it is rolling away at the moment I'm
out there, and uh, Jeff comes up to the after
action reports.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
A day, you had a hard day.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Do you think you learned?
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Your lessons are about cards?
Speaker 7 (09:07):
It's good. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Okay, yeah every time, coming every time, and my kids
when they come in with my kids say hey, does
I'm gonna help you and you're coming.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh, you have great kids.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
And yes, I'm a very embarrassed because I don't want
the CSA people lazy.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, you are very nice person.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You know what. I almost feel like Jeff has this
weird kind of calming that he his presence is actually
helping your cause, which if the cause is trying to
get people to realize that they've made the mistake and
see the error of their ways, and that next time
they'll put the card back, this might be the secret sauce.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
He's like, just okay, well, what do you think? Maybe
it's the tie. He's not He's not telling them one
thing or the other. He's just asking questions.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
This is the first time ever in the history of cardnarks,
I actually feel sorry for somebody.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
They go, I'm in bed, I'm my kids make me
do it.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It's a learning experience.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Well, some people, some people grow olderly, don't grow up.
But this guy, I think grew three sizes too big.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Let me ask Jeff about his overall cart and Arcs experience, Like, so,
what was it like? Were you nervous at all because
some of these people get crazy like going into it,
because yeah, I don't know, you don't know what to expect,
you don't know how people are going to react.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Well, I mean, honestly, I never really thought about that.
I looked at its like I got to do a
job and I got to get some good audio, and
that was it. Man, Like I'm all in.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
And that sea bass in action was impressive.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Yeah, it was awesome, honestly, Like and so many people
that come up to him when we're looking around for cards,
and then all the people at the store that their
job is to collect cards were thanking him and high
fiving him. And at one point we thought we were
going to get kicked out because the manager came out,
but he was like, hey man, you guys need your
water anything.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
He was like so.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Thankful that Sea Bass was there doing his thing.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
My question is did you guys arrived to the location together?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Did you take a car?
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Right?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
No, we did not.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
You didn't get to go in there. It was closer.
It was close to jeff GY's house. But no, it's
I and I tell people like this, f y I
they're gonna be super mad at me, but if you're
there with me, they're not gonna hurt you. And like
Jeff said to people were not ten to ten to one.
People are cool. The people are mean and nasty, but
the mean and nasty one something to be dealt with.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Well, it is narc week because the shark we gun discovery.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, Jeff, you gonna do when they so nice?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Word, what you're gonna do?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
What you're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yeah, what you did because you blocked the handicapped spot
with your didn't.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Well, what's that?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
What's the.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
What's that right there the front of the stores?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Right there?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
You didn't regarding.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Man, I don't think you understand the first Amendments of
the damn Constitution, which.
Speaker 7 (11:57):
Says we have the freedom of speech to stop people
like yourself from being darn old lazybones who hate free
to watch out behind you.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Sorry, man, she's very lazy. Oh lazy bones, you're like Jesse.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I want to give the cartnarks supervisor Jeff g an
opportunity to speak on this first, because I think you
would be more sensitive to this than you know, eight
agents abastionans not really sensitive to many things at all.
But somebody said, I've never seen Seabaske get aggressive so
quickly with Americans as he did with this immigrant, and
(12:35):
there was.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Something there was something else in there too, like he
only picks on minorities.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
He only picks on minorities. For the cartnarking, what was
your observation.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
And that no, I mean he treated everybody the same.
And those are only three out of about you know,
seven or so that we approached. You know, they'll just
be happen to be the ones that he played today.
But no, he treated everybody equally.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
He wasn't.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
I mean, I don't think he was aggressive at all.
I mean, he just was doing his job because the cardonark. Yeah,
the whole point is to get the best reactions. So
the people that you hear on the air are the
best reactions. There's a bunch of other people that he's
approached that just don't give you a boring Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
So we you know, we don't. We don't hear those.
We don't play those in the in the segment.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
No, but he was equal opportunity to destroyers.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
So, I mean, I think that's bass. And I think
you're looking way too hard into it.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Man.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
It sounds like you're blaming immigrants for leading carts out
not cool, texture, not.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Cool, making a lot of assumptions and best you weren't
in the room because we had gone to the break
when Jeff said this. But he did pay you a
compliment when it comes to your athletic prowess.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Did I told him I.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Had to run after one? We didn't. It wasn't part
of the audio, but there was one guy who they
do this very offense, will drive. They'll drive halfway across
the parking lot and then throw then throw the magnet away.
But of course I'm aware of this, so I'll wait
until they stop and then put a new magnet on.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Wait.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Yeah, the guy that was in the olderly He's car,
the first one that we played, the guy that supposedly
had an emergency show to get into got out of
the car and through the magnet somewhere.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
So obviously he wasn't very hurt.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Obviously emergencys. But yeah, the one thing I noticed is
when seabast will notice that person in the car, and
he's got a very distinct way of noticing everything. Man,
he gets out of the gate fast, like a sprinter,
and he gets right over to the situation and addresses it.
So my bad for misjudging your athletic prowess, bro, you
are you are a top tier man.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
You know. It's kind of like how you know Luca,
you look at Luca don chik or you're like whatever.
But then they just think they just know the game
so well, and they moved in such a way that
they're just pastoring everybody.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
I did witness a conversation the other day when I
was arriving at the grocery store and I'm walking to
the front and there's, uh, my grocery store, and then
there's a pet Smart right next door, and pet Smart
has their own carts, right, and so these people had
gone to the pet Smart first. They wheeled the cart
from the pet Smart up to where the grocery store is,
(15:03):
which there was a pretty good two big stores. Yeah, right,
So the divider wall between the two stores is kind
of somewhere in the middle, and there's a there's there's
a great distance in between. Well, they took the pet
Smart cart all the way up to the grocery store,
left it there, and she goes, well, are you gonna
bring the cart back? He goes, ah, he goes and
(15:23):
then so then he starts pushing it back towards the
pet Smart. I go, Wow, this guy, he's doing the
right thing.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Nope.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
He got it about halfway to where it was technically
on pet Smart's side, and then leaned it up against
a planter that was right there in the middle of
the sidewalk. You already went halfway at this point, We're
only talking about another sixty feet and it would have
been there, like you already went that far in a rush. Yeah,
(15:50):
well it has and it was left it there.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
It's like it's a psychological phenomenon, where like, once you've
decided you're not going to do it, you're not gonna
do it. Uh huh Again, this is child behavior. You
tell your kids and they just don't want to do it.
They're gonna find a way to do it half assed
or not do it so they get to win. That'll
show you.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
And I think you all disagree with me, but I
think one of the problems with this whole thing is
that people go to the store. You generally have an
idea of what you're going to get. If you're just
getting some ground beef and a pack of Hamburger buns,
why do you need an f and cart. I was
behind a woman in line the other day. She had
two things in her cart. You could have either carried
(16:26):
them in your hand or used one of those hand baskets.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
What I think. I think with.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
The damn card, you don't need a cart.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Carry If they put it, who cares.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
That's the problem.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Most of them are not putting him back. And a
lot of these people this cart narks would the demand
for cart narks would be lessened. I think people are
just in a habit man. They they pick it up,
then wake up, get out of your phone.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
You're right, because those are also the people that park
right in the middle of the aisle and they're dicking around.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Have you ever screwed up?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Though?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Where are you going there? Just for a couple of things?
Next thing, you know, like as you're in there, now
you have.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Your damn it, Yes, in the cart. I should have
got a cart. Damn Another thing too, Greg with women purse,
they love putting the purse up.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
So card Mark Sebastian, I know i'm your supervisor technically,
but how how would you like to rate my job
that I did out there?
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Well, you know, it's his first time and as you
kind of heard, I was helping him along a little bit.
But as far as you know, going through the checklist
we had he was it was good.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I think he could have pressed.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
People a little more, okay, But then again, that's kind
of like Gina said, his presence, isn't that so.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Your job?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
It's like the bad cop? Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Also, like I mean, Jeff's natural demeanor is pretty chill. Yeah,
I mean you have a very diplomatic way of going
about things.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
I can press people. I'm here for the smoke. I'll
do it again next time. I enjoy it.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
You don't have to, but it was. It was good
to have that because then it's good to them. Hear them,
then justify their idiot see yeah, to another person, then
it would be just double smoke.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
You know, I really want to sweat.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
At supermarkets though, are old people that still write checks
that happened that happened to me recently, And.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Man, I can see it very often.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
Damn.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
They hold up the line and they write the check
for more than the groceries that they bought market so
they can get more change.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
And this old lady they're ready at check so they
can get cash.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Yeah good, My mom would do that in the eighties.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Yeah, and then they this lady got fives and ones
and coins, the whole gamut of all kinds of bills.
And I'm just sitting back there, I'm like, dude, I
got like seven or eight things.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Come on, you know you can still do that. Yeah,
it was awful.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, I mean, you know, you don't see it very
like again, you don't see it very often.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
Does everyone still accept checks at grocery stores apparently?
Speaker 4 (18:46):
So, yeah, I guess shocking.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, I recently used cash for something because of the
place I was out there, like, oh hey, uh the machine,
we're having to reboot the whatever and then you can wait.
It's going to be about another you know, five or
ten minutes. Four thing fires back up. But if you
have cash, I actually did. I actually had like a
ten on me which recovered. But it was weird. It's
been a long time since I actually got coins back. Yeah,
(19:11):
it wasn't a waste of time. It was just odd.
I wasn't used to.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Was it a little coin slide?
Speaker 7 (19:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
No, no, they just handed They just handed me the
But like when I was walking around for the rest
of the day, it was the first time in a
long time I heard any clanging in my pocket change
you know what? It was nostalgic.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Yeah, use it for the meter carried any cash in
so long?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I carried it mostly for tips.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
How do you like, can you grease your way into
clubs and stuff? Man?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Uh, I don't. A town in Switzerland is in the
headlines for making sure that people clean up back for
their pets. We've heard about it before where they you know,
they they have like the DNA stuff for for the kaka.
But in this town they passed a new rule to
make sure that you wash your dog's pee out. So
like you bring water and you dilute it down so
(19:56):
as as as as soon as the dog takes a leak,
you're supposed to take your bottle of water that you
bring with you, squirre and pour it over there. That
way it doesn't burn. Yeah, the grass out. That's why
you see those spots in the grass for the animals feed.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
That's why she peeled paint on light poles in my neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. So dog walkers are now expected
to carry a bottle of water with them. They used
to wash the urine that's left in public places. The
reason for the rule leaders of the town, they're tired
of the smell. Also the mess of the burned out
spots and the grass and the different things, especially if
it sits in the sun all day. And if you
fail to follow the rule, first time offenders get a warning.
(20:35):
Repeat offenders get a fine of up to one hundred
and twenty five dollars.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
I was walking my dog yesterday and I only had
one bag, and she pooped twice, and there was nobody out,
but I was. I was on the same block as
my house was far down, and I yelled into the
into the abyss, I'm going back to get a bag,
and I did, because everybody has cameras.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, send us a text
over to two to nine eighty seven, will be right back.
And I understand. I like bugs.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
It's weird. I feel bad.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Oh I was right.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Good Hoodie show.
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