July 28, 2026 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Alright, well, we just had Comic Con twenty twenty six,
San Diego comic Con. There's a billion comic cons. This
is this is the comic.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Con though, right, is it still the comic Con?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Here's the thing, comic Con is a trademark, copyright already.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Preserved phrase the cons.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Hey, you have to have conventions everywhere, but there's San Diego,
New York too big.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
But all of of all these things, this is the
one still, yes, Okay, like the the pole that's right.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, the headlines are about the blah blah blah trailer
and so forth.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Which they've announced they're going to be staying in San
Diego for a while too, because there was like some
talk about.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Maybe yeah they're thinking about moving.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, because of like hotel capacity or something else.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I at least twenty thirty I.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Believe, you know, it's good.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
It's a good city for that. The only other bigger
cities that have just hotel capacity is Vegas.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Really yeah, but Sea Mass has been going down there
for a number of years talking to his favorite group
of people, that would be the nerd, some of the
geeks and the people who attend comic Con, and what
do we have from Comic Con twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Well, we're going to talk to a little special this year.
We're going to talk to characters about the things they
bought in some of their preferences. So everyone you're talking
to is a costume character, which I have said before.
I like that. I like that. Everyone's it's fun, it's
you know, it's okay.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
What percentage of the people are in costume.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Most Yeah, you got a lot of these the hardcore
dorks who are there just to buy stuff and go
to these panels. But a lot of people are there
for the fun and they add a little bit of
the whims play exactly so much. So this first guy,
very large, very sweaty, he's something. He's the gray Hulk there,
you know, you know the Hulk. He's green. Yeah, well, no,
there's different ones. There's red and gray and blue and
purple and whatever. Well, he's gonna tell us about being
(01:42):
the gray Hulk. Mister gray Hulk, you look scary and imposing.
Why is that?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Because I'm always angry?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Why are you so angry, mister grey Hulk. Gray Hulk's
a gangster, so I hate everything, the law, the rules. Yeah, nice,
did you buy anything here? At Comic Con, Gray Hulk
a couple of nights ago. Oh yeah, I bought a
vintage poster Flash Gordon woes in German? What's Flash Gordon
in German?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Friggins is dorrits chat don't know for.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
That Flash Gordon poster. How much did you pay for that?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Nerve crack? All right, Greyhoul, No, probably nothing, a five
finger discount because he's a gangster, stole it her?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
I mean was he a sober gentleman?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
He's just old.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Oh yeah, an incredible improv factor as well, taking.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
This great whole costume going down to San Diego see
on Monday.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
My wives are involved in this case.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Vintage flash German splash friggincy George, let's say forty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I feel like we got to check it with board
on these things too. I don't even know where to
begin on reference. Yeah, I know what.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Let's not time he abought a poster for anything.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Fifty bucks.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I'll tell you where to begin. You got it was
if it was a German original print Flash Gordon Flash
Gordon's what thirty years forty years old?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Now?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, that's you know, there's some rare there.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
But who cares about flashcooring, but.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I don't like how much is a poster for anything,
like like a poster something that's popular today?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Oh today?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
What would a poster.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
The events that I go to, like, some of the
posters go for no more than that between thirty and
sixty dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
And what they do is they do the same thing
they do with all these cards, is they specifically do
limited runs and special editions, so they build in their
own scarcity exclusivity with that.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
I'm going to say two hundred.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
What do you what do you think, bort uh German Seabst.
Was this the movie from the eighties Flashcorn? Or was
this original flashcorn like the fifties, forties, oh, eighties, eighties
German Gousa say one hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
One hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yes, I'm sticking with fifty.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I'm sticking with two hundred.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Uh yeah, you know what, uh one seventy five? Oh no,
I mean somewhere somewhere in the middle of that, because
I think it's like maybe an inflated comic con price.
That's also true. You know, I'm sitting out forty five still,
All right, let's find out how much should grey Hawk
pay for that Flash Gordon poster? How much did you
pay for that nerd crap?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Probably something round over two hundred bucks? Whoa, but worth it,
right because it's Flash Gordon in German?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Right right?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, right?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Sounds like you take a dump.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
He looked like it too. Now. One of the other
things I did this year at Comic Con is I
tried to see if I could get these nerds to
crap on other nerds, because you know, that's what everybody
with a working adult brain says, Hey, adult, what are
you doing buying spenty two hundred dollars and dressing up
like a cartoon character.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
There's like a divide, right, I mean, you're a Star
Wars guy board, but the Star Wars and Star Trek
people don't really mingle.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
Yeah, there's some of that where you have your diehard
Star Wars fans that go up against the Treky's and stuff,
or those guys are losers.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
No, I like Truk.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I like Trek.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
I don't understand the Doctor Who people. I don't understand
that at all. I think that's some of the weirdest
dorky stuff on the planet.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
That is at all.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Now, So there's what I try to see if I
can get some of that out of people. But on
the other hand, they're going to be like because they
know if they attack someone else that they're vulnerable. So
we'll find out.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
We'll see if all right, the Grey Hulk.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Now you're the coolest thing. The Grey Hulk and Flash
Gordon are the coolest thing. Is a comic on Is
there anything that you look down upon? It's like, Oh,
that's kind of dorky for kids, kind of stupid.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Anything that's d c Quary Hall rules, anything that's d.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I said rules, that's an adult guys McDonald's. That's a
grown man in there.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
But they're like putting all the DC and Marvel together now,
like the newest movie that's about He's not here for it.
It's yeah, they're mixing all the characters.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Well, they've done that that years ago with the comic
books back when I was I knew that because I
was ten years old at the time and I was
age appropriately reading them.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Right, we'll see who else SeaBASS ran into at Comic
Con twenty twenty six in San Diego. It's coming up
next here on the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Hang Up.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Man, Menace, You pissed somebody up six two six. No,
they aren't Menace.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
They're not making Marvel and DC mixed movies together.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
What are you talking about? Menace is always giving wrong
information on the show. It's very concerning. Sea Bass needs
to check everything Menace says on the show. Again, he's
always giving wrong info. Take it easy, dude, Bort.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
What what's the characters in Doomsday?
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Those are the Marvel characters? But I did correct the texter.
I said, I think Menace is confused because they crossed
over the DC Marvel comics characters and comic book form
this year with Batman Adepol.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
But they said there X men characters in the new
Doomsday trailer.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Yeah, that's all Marvel. That's that's all Marvel. They were
just different h Hollywood studios that owned the properties for
a while.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Who knows.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It could be everything that Greg's ever wanted in life
on the line, cars tell me which witch whatever, and
all he would have to do is correct identify witches?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Which right, Yeah, we're really we're gonna upset over Menaces
comic book news.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Right, people are nuts, man, Yeah, I forget these are losers.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
We're dealing with Menace Diego Comic Con.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Sea Bass was on the scene talking to different people.
Who's next. This is Shorty.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
She is one of the characters from Killer Clowns from
Outer Space. Nice. It is a nineteen eighty eight cult classic.
H I don't think they've ever remade it except for
as a video game. But it's about these little you know,
it's it's that quirky campy.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
So I guess it's about clowns who kill and they're
also from outer space.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Well, that's that's that's that's Shorty. She'll tell us, And
what do you guys do killer Clowns do?
Speaker 8 (07:41):
We're gonna turn you into cotton candy and then we're
gonna eat you.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
It's a gun.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Yeah, it turns people. It's what turns the people into
potton candy.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Oh that's scary. Have you bought anything cool at comic Con, Shorty? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (07:52):
I got two figures from Panteon Stocking.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
What the hell's that?
Speaker 8 (07:55):
It's an anime?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Not shocking? How much diold you pay for both of those?
Nerd craft it's panty and I was like the Panteon stocking,
this is panty and stock and stock with garter belt.
Japanese shockingly. It's an anime about scantily clad school girl
(08:17):
age superheroes.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
Their names knee socks, garter belt, scanty, brief and panty.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
And here's the thing, what's the name again?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Panty and and stock like panti is not panty.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
No panty stocking.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I think Tyler watches this one.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah about say, these sort of things usually appeal to
perverted men losers.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I forgot that Tyler watch this kind of stuff like
legitimate he watches it, super into it. Not is he
watching tug? Is it one of these? It's like no,
I'm saying, luckily, I don't know. It's like a thing
that like U turn on for him.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Well, I mean his computer did get messed up the
other day. They said something about the power buttons all
sticky and stuff. Something happened to it.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
And I think he's into splorching.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, sitting in food.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
What is the splortching? That's uh like like.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Oh that's splotching food.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
You talk to some of those people at one point, right,
is that the people tentacle porn?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Right?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Right?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Right?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
That's really yeah? All right, So what she did too little?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Too little? Cartoon or plastic characters from the and the
Japanese anime Panty and Stocking. Both characters both little was
like three inch, you know, plastic generic crap, you know,
stuff that's killing the environment.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I don't about so board set the bar on this one,
all right.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
Anime figures, you got to seabas. They were in separate boxes,
right too, Yeah, to for both both separately.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
So he knows the questions to ask.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Yeah, all right, so uh size on them the boxes
ten inches three inches? As I just said a minute ago,
I tune you out a lot.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Sorry, I see, Well it happens.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
All right, I have anyway, that's how we go.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I'm gonna go fifty bucks for.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
The fifty bucks again, I'm gonna are you are you
taking into account comic con surge pricingh fair?
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Also a little inches sent to three inches?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
That is really bugging me.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Seventy five dollars, So she said, okay, thirty.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Yeah, thirty thirty five.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Menace going sixty sixty bucks. Let's find out how much
did she pay? How much would you pay for both
of those nerd crap?
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Forty dollars for both her figures?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Is not that bad? And they get to go probably
what like on your fireplace or do you have a
special cabinet aside for them?
Speaker 8 (10:42):
I've got like a little shelf in my room for them.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
That's in like the east wing of the manor of
the estate.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Yes, I've got my own room on the spaceship.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Oh back to the spaceship, yep. I know these things. Always,
these segments always bum Greg out. I'll give her a credit.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Why, Yeah, because she's a woman, right, not a child.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I give her some credit. She's in her probably early twenties,
so there's the first time as well into his fifties.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Legal woman a shelf in her bedroom with anime figurines?
What about that is not depressing?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I don't see it as depressing.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
I'm seeing it as she has stuff on her shelf
and she's enjoying her home, the things.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
In it's okayribe the situation.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
Well, I don't see it as depressing though, Like what
things are on your shop that make you happy?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Greg?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Wine?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Adult things? I don't like wine?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Do you read the books?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Framed photos? What else would I have? A plant?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
You know stuff that a.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Person sounds exciting like, I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I like, there are things that I like her that
I'm into that other people don't understand. Oh yeah, yeah,
so why I consider to say, I don't get it.
I don't care what you do with your house. It's
a curious choice. And what about a rustic piece of
pottery with a plant? And it is not exciting by yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
This is also why the birth rates in the toilet
is because a woman of her age fifty years ago
would be I have a family. Now she's dressing like
a clown.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Years ago.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
But okay, great, thanks, So.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Now I'll ask her the same question. Is she loves
killer clowns? But is there anything that's you know, greg
stupid and they mature at comic con? No one knows
killer clowns matter, space super cool whatever that anime was
super cool? Is there anything that a comic con it's like,
maybe kind of not as cool the.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
Big anime women and it's very very the very nsf
W stuh.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I think I saw they saw like they like a.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Little botty pillows.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
You wouldn't want one of those of like Superman maybe no, no, no,
I would buy that table because it's comic con. Is
it's very family friendly.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
How Ever, there's a little knotty section where you have
to go through the beads.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, yeah, what's that? It's just not even beads. I
just sent a picture to a Woody and de Menace
and it's a it's a Japanese clearly a schoolgirl and
in English it says a spell that makes you d
bigger and she's like lifting up her shirt. And there's
a whole like package of like these printed books and
DVDs and even computer games you can get.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Yeah, does Tyler of any of those?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, he has extra shower today.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah. Actually, yeah, actually a filth on old Tyler now
because I think because it's.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
His hair is all disheveled. He had is on backwards
but also barely sitting on top of his head. Oh
that's probably the guys.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
He had a rough weekend. Okay, like he's still now recovered.
It's been days. He's he's not even in this room.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
He said that he was just gonna go to bed.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
But you kicked Tyler out of the production room because
he has too bad to be.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Oh well no, it's more so that he sported on
his you know, his.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Computers, so we didn't want him in there.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
For that anymore. You know he can work in another one.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Here, let's get one more. This is from Seabaster's trip
to the San Diego Comic Con.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
And this guy he had a costume that on one
half Batman other half Superman. Super bat was his fun
little cot like this.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
It's a real thing.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, well, I don't know. Maybe I'm saying that he
come up with that combination or is it.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
It looked pre made? It's from Superman Batman comics.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Oh okay, that's what me. So it's a real character,
Marvel or DC DC.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Let's talk to him on your left ear Superman on
your right, your Batman? How did this happen? One day
of deciding which one is gonna be?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Which ones works best? I'm like, just why not?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Fi FLI half a yearly is a billionaire? Have you
bought any merchandise here at comic Con?
Speaker 10 (14:30):
On this klingon? Godbout an So you got a klingon
like sword thing foam hard pham. So that's about three
foot big sword thing.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
How much would you pay for that?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Nerd crat?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Now that's why the birth race are down right there.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Save some broads for the rest of us.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
My Mom's listening to this.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Is right. Well, that's a problem is because nerd nerd
culture is so accepted these days. No one bullied this
guy and getting out there and talking to chicks. He
just sits at home.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
And but see, bass, I feel like there's a part
of you that would agree with me that like, this
is exactly where he belongs, and I'm really happy for him.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I agree with that definitely.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
I've always thought about comic con, is there's there over
the past twenty thirty years as literally Marvel movies are
the biggest movie. They are now the mainstream. There's a
lot of casuals that show up. But when you go
to comic Con, you find this guy, you.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Find Yeah, this is like his everything.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Yeesh, it's big day.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I agree with this one. I'd rather have these weirdos
in society that don't really hurt anybody, just good morning.
What he show them with board it's not depressing, They're
not depressed. It's just what they're into.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Sure, Yeah, I mean we could.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Judge it and go like, how are you fifty? How
are you fifty? And going around in a great HAWLK
suit going rules.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Yeah, I mean saying, yeah, they can't do this, you.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Can't walk among us.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, they should be taken out, and nobody said that.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I don't know why they enjoy this stuff because we
all were twelve years old at one point. Yeah, but also,
like you know, I think the whole lonely, you know,
womans loser thing, because there's plenty of women that are
in this kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I just don't know the women who are into it.
Are they interested in like relationships and dudes or is
it just more like you know what I mean, more asexual. Yeah,
I won't say.
Speaker 9 (16:13):
This guy sounds just like Aiden from Love on the Spectrum,
who dated this girl Danny, who was very hyper sexual.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Nice she was, and they were very into comic Con.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
That's where they met for the first time. She was
specifically looking for somebody to bang.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah, all right, so what are we being on with.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
If you ever watched Star Trek, especially the next generation,
they have these two handed sword things that are kind
of like staffs with spikes on them bad battle ax
or whatever you call it, battle yeah battle Okay, So
he bought a replica one of those things out I mean,
out of foam whatever that's worth. That was his purchase.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
Hmmm, what do you think bort one hundred and fifty bucks?
Fifty he said, replica as opposed to the real one. Yes,
it's immediately hundred fifty bucks up.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, I can't wow.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I mean again, my original thought was like more like fifty.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
You know what, I'll meet him halfway.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
I'll do one hundred, I'll do seventy five five.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Was there paint details on this with a multi color Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, it looked. It looked legit. All right, put me
down for sixty nine dollars.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Great, that's a great bid. What put me down for
seventy dollars?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Seventy dollars? All right, let's find out how much would
you pay for that nerd crap? One hundred hundred bucks.
Speaker 10 (17:35):
That's gonna go like a mantle or in the drawing
room above the fireplace along with Joker's head.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Isn't that where you have your your flamethrower. It's mounted
on the walls, and it was not ites in the
studio studio there it is.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Check it out.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Engineering found that the other day, by the way, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Oh, they found they found like cool flame for cont like, oh,
you were moving and you bring it in and I
forgot what I brought it in here for me just
for decor because you know Greg's looks so good.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Yeah, of course is this the ABSA thing or is
this something else?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
This is what Elon was doing. He was real, right,
well it's it's he shoots flamed.
Speaker 9 (18:17):
Okay, I didn't know if it was that color of
smokeing to be that was that was the CO two
thing technically to say it's more of a propane gun.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Real flamethrower would have, you know, like napalm or something. Yeah,
and they feel like.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Like over like two hundred feet.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
He used it to brown the turkey that we microgiving. Yeah,
when we had it out on the street.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
A real flame flower you can buy, you can buy
in like the streets of Detroit, and they'll shoot like
a hundred feet.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah. Those are designed for killing, killing Commis or not.
Commy probably killed some commies too, all right, Well, it's
good to know.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
We have that in here. Yeah, just in case somebody
goes crazy one day. Sure, at least have some type
of weapon. One more clip here from from super Bad. Yeah,
the same thing.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Anything he finds uninteresting, right, Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
So yeah, is there another group.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
That's like lame right there? We go. Is there anything
here that you see that you're like, oh, that's just
not for me.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Man, good Japanese call comic books reading for him backwards.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Sometimes there's Japanese kind of books. There are sexy ladies,
any sexy ladies in your life?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
A Sailor Moon? Sailor Moon?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
I was gonna guess like Lois Lane or with a
chick from Batman or whatever. No, Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon?
How old is Sailor Moon? I know?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
What do I remember?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I have been the same a long time in the show.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yeah, kind of skirting the line between fourteen and sixteen
years old.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Wow, okay, yeah, that's not okay.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Look I had a crush on Punky Brewster, but I
was also a child of the same age.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
And a lot of.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Girls will, for like Halloween, dress up a Sailor Moon
and it's super hot young ladies women, I should say,
to be more most specific. Yeah, but yeah, if you're
whacking it to the original cartoon, that's not great.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Alright, Well there you go.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
That's uh, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Bass brought back his reconnaissance from San Diegoo, Comic Con
six show and Shark Week on Discovery Rolls. On anybody
watch any of the stuff. Yet nothing nah, nothing, You've
never really even been into it at all, Like ripping
out over Shark week. It didn't be cool to be,
(20:23):
you know, going somewhere, you know, like he goes like
in Florida, you can feed alligators are cool to feed sharks.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Yeah, like the person goes in the shark cage or
like the sharks go around it.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
That's cool, or like go out on the ocean.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Hum.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, and I watched pretty cool, but getting in the
cage way to do that? You can do that in
Hawaiian I got to the north shore there, like uh yeah, yeah, damn, Greg,
sharks don't have hands. They they got the hoopa, but
they can ram the cave, remember and hoopers from the
(20:56):
into theoper yeah hooper.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Yeah, look at that situation.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
When to thank you anyway, Sara's it's shark week on Discovery.
It is cartnarc week here on the Woody Show. Yes, sir,
Agent Sebastian out there patrolling, shumming the parking lots and
finding people and just wait five minutes, you'll find someone
who's gonna be a lazy bones and try not to
return that cart and whoopoop, here comes the agent of
(21:22):
the cart narks, what do you got for us?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
This is our special agent, Agent Robonarc. What's going? Half man,
half machine? And you would think that if someone started
talking to you in a robotic voice out in public
in the park parking lot, you probably say you probably
address that, wouldn't you? Like? What are you talking? Well?
What never happens? Robarc? So, but he's much more logical
even than I, Agent Sebastian. So this lady she's got
(21:46):
she's older, but she has two younger you know, eight
adults in the back seat. She just says, you know
what to do? That the handicap walkway and just a dumpt.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
My cart right there.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Can screw screw you if you need to open your door,
because then now there's a cart in your way, or
if you've got a walker or a power chair, you
gotta go around or go through my cart. So Agent
Robonark sees if he can get through to her, why
that's not a good thing to do. Scoop detaly, whoop weep,
whoop weep, we whoop we woo. Did you see who
left this card here?
Speaker 8 (22:12):
Ma'am?
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I got it from there, I got her, So you
think that's where they belong. It was there, that's wasn't
the question? Well I got it from there.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
I left it there.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
When your children use that on you do you say
it wasn't even there? It was blocking the handicaps. So
I want to get off myself, take it off. I
left it there and I got it, So you understand
that it is a problem.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Say, yeah, there it is.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
The excuse, well that's where I found it. Yeah, every
parent has heard that a trillion times. Is that where
it belongs? Well, that's where I found it, not the question,
I asked. And then her excuse was watching it was
actually blocking the handicapped spots. Why did you get out
to move it?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
So you understood, I will take Like if I go
to the grocery store and there's a card that somebody's
left out like a lazy bones, I'll take that cart
and use it as my own.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Yeah, I do too.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I not only that, I'll do it. I don't use
cars that off and I'll just take it back with me.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, I'll re home it us.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Okay, So she's she's trying to excuse is she's not
listening to the robo ark here? So you gotta put
out the magnet that says I don't return a shopping
car like a jerk, and apply it to their car
because magnets apparently disabled cars.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Oh yeah, it keeps them from working.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
He understands the problem. Then I work for the sexy
and powerful car. Narks, magnet being applied. You better stop
ever tough on me. But you blocked the handicap spot man,
you need to not block traffic. Get them on my car, idiot,
I'm not in your car. Foul language detected. So yeah,
(23:43):
she stopped driving, got out to throw through the magnet,
said I was in her car somehow a roboark sorry,
was in her car. Yeah again, she could have just left,
could have And Jeff g saw this. Some people just
don't engage.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, we had a guy that just drove away like
pretended you can hear us.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
That's my recommendation.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
You don't have to engage.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
But one thing I heard a lot recently, actually I
hadn't thought about, is that the magnet is me getting
the last word, because you know, they because they think that,
first off, they think that by throwing these excuses at
the cart narks, ha ha, I got him. Then when
I re butt them with the logic of why that's stupid, like,
oh crap, and then they they'll still keep trying, but
the magnet, Oh that's the last word, and they but
(24:25):
they stop, get out, throw fight, you know, cuss, et cetera. Unfortunately,
this lady, because she's being loud and because she's a woman,
has attracted some male supporters, and we have a buy
center that shows up to unfortunately be on the wrong
side of history. Word here, sir, I work for the
sex game. Powerful cart narks work here.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Who cares?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Well, what would it matter?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
So you're telling people what you're doing.
Speaker 7 (24:46):
Work there.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
So if someone leaves a cart in a handicapped walkway,
is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Speaker 4 (24:51):
It's none of your business.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
It is my business because it's the next person who
gets in at She's not trying to hit me with
her card. Luckily, I am made of robotic titanium. I'll
get you in the back here real quick, okay.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Signing of captive.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
On the scene and again he won't address the the
the root cause, which is she's blocking the handicapped walkway.
She's like, what is your business? We are you so upset?
I get on the wrong side of How could you
see this situation and defend the person in the wrong like,
unless you're just a total scumbag, Like.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Who are you, doctor Phil?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
So, not only does this guy show up, and by
the way, she's blocking, she's getting in out of her car,
she's blocking traffic. So second douchebag shows up, that doesn't
make anything legal or illegal. I'm not in your car, man.
You keep saying that, but it is not happening anything.
Speaker 10 (25:53):
On your car.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Do not be a lazy bones enabler. What crime would
I be committing? Do you think that the police need
to be called for?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
You're an idiot?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
One another, So she throws it in number her son
works for the police department, so therefore being an idiot
can be I'm asking what crime is this? Did you
you mentioned this recently?
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Great?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I just I think a large percentage of the population
is just on autopilot.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Absolutely, and they're just.
Speaker 9 (26:27):
They're not expecting a follow up question exactly right, Like
any attempt to like insert logic into their daily like
A to B A to B, it blows their brain.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
They can't handle it. So the second guy's here, and
now again I'm trying to, I'll engage with him. What's
going on here, sir? What does that matter?
Speaker 7 (26:45):
You don't even work.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
You can keep repeating that, but I'm asking you, I'm
doing it because people block the handicaps. No, sir, she's
blocking the handicaps spot she had. No, I'm giving you
the faction. You don't like that, Oh.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Damn.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
First that guy says you're doing it for the grand
Then that guy he pulled out some racism on you,
some racialism at least.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yes, stupid ass, stupid ass, white ass, Yeah, which I
got you. Everything they say is wrong, But I'll address
specifically the fallacy of your just doing it for views. Well,
just because someone is making money off something good doesn't
make it bad. You know, mister Rogers got drew a paycheck.
(27:28):
Your second grade grade teacher didn't go to work for
free just because just because I just because I, yes,
I am creating educational videos and we're doing this for
the radio, does not believe. That does not mean the
principle is wrong. Like there's But again, they'll use anything
to try to drive a wedge in my robonarchs argument.
Thank god, someone on the right side of history finally
arrives sir, I'm a robot, I'm not white. Thank you
(27:52):
for can I get you as a sticker? Sir? Tell
this lady where she should not leave her carts?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Lazy bones girl.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
So at this point she is driven off. This guy's
driven through. He was behind her being stuff behind her.
But at least he's you know, he's saying what's up? Carunters,
She drives, blocks the fire lane in front of the store,
gets out to get on nine to one one. Oh,
because again she could have left it any time. Wow.
And then she and but when you're onto the fine
on one and you say, hey, what happened?
Speaker 7 (28:21):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
He put a mand it on my car? Is he
blocking your vehicle? No? Is he? You gotta start making
up some stuff or else you look like a complete moron.
Wasting nine one ones is a crime, exactly, strain though
I did not threaten her. Ever, I did not threaten
her at all. That is a lie. She just lied
to the police.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
He's a fastest.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Are you putting stuff in other people's cars?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
No?
Speaker 10 (28:39):
On?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Okay, so you're putting stuff on other people's car.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
That's not a crime. Thank you for agreeing with me. Finally,
robo knock out the first step, he's threatening me.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
No oh, she's lying.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Yeah no, no, See that's the thing is it's a
false report. But will she get will the local police
see this and say, oh, we need to go after
this chick. No, on her way and she'll and she'll
get home and she'll think she's right.
Speaker 9 (29:02):
I do love how Sea Bass started losing his cool,
but Robot Nark came in to like calm things down.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Well, ayah, he's half man, half machines, part human.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well there you go.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
It is Nark Week everybody.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Yankee rob, thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
For doing your part to rid the world of these
lazy boats.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
What does that matter? You can keep repeating that, but
I'm asking you. I'm doing it because people block the handicaps. No, sir,
she's blocking the handicaps. Spot she had. No, I'm giving
you the faction. You don't like that.
Speaker 8 (29:43):
It looks like it looks like.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
When you pour bacon fat into a jar.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
I know that is not good.
Alright, well, we just had Comic Con twenty twenty six,
San Diego comic Con. There's a billion comic cons. This
is this is the comic.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Con though, right, is it still the comic Con?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Here's the thing, comic Con is a trademark, copyright already.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Preserved phrase the cons.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Hey, you have to have conventions everywhere, but there's San Diego,
New York too big.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
But all of of all these things, this is the
one still, yes, Okay, like the the pole that's right.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, the headlines are about the blah blah blah trailer
and so forth.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Which they've announced they're going to be staying in San
Diego for a while too, because there was like some
talk about.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Maybe yeah they're thinking about moving.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, because of like hotel capacity or something else.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I at least twenty thirty I.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Believe, you know, it's good.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
It's a good city for that. The only other bigger
cities that have just hotel capacity is Vegas.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Really yeah, but Sea Mass has been going down there
for a number of years talking to his favorite group
of people, that would be the nerd, some of the
geeks and the people who attend comic Con, and what
do we have from Comic Con twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Well, we're going to talk to a little special this year.
We're going to talk to characters about the things they
bought in some of their preferences. So everyone you're talking
to is a costume character, which I have said before.
I like that. I like that. Everyone's it's fun, it's
you know, it's okay.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
What percentage of the people are in costume.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Most Yeah, you got a lot of these the hardcore
dorks who are there just to buy stuff and go
to these panels. But a lot of people are there
for the fun and they add a little bit of
the whims play exactly so much. So this first guy,
very large, very sweaty, he's something. He's the gray Hulk there,
you know, you know the Hulk. He's green. Yeah, well, no,
there's different ones. There's red and gray and blue and
purple and whatever. Well, he's gonna tell us about being
(01:42):
the gray Hulk. Mister gray Hulk, you look scary and imposing.
Why is that?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Because I'm always angry?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Why are you so angry, mister grey Hulk. Gray Hulk's
a gangster, so I hate everything, the law, the rules. Yeah, nice,
did you buy anything here? At Comic Con, Gray Hulk
a couple of nights ago. Oh yeah, I bought a
vintage poster Flash Gordon woes in German? What's Flash Gordon
in German?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Friggins is dorrits chat don't know for.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
That Flash Gordon poster. How much did you pay for that?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Nerve crack? All right, Greyhoul, No, probably nothing, a five
finger discount because he's a gangster, stole it her?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
I mean was he a sober gentleman?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
He's just old.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Oh yeah, an incredible improv factor as well, taking.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
This great whole costume going down to San Diego see
on Monday.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
My wives are involved in this case.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Vintage flash German splash friggincy George, let's say forty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I feel like we got to check it with board
on these things too. I don't even know where to
begin on reference. Yeah, I know what.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Let's not time he abought a poster for anything.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Fifty bucks.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I'll tell you where to begin. You got it was
if it was a German original print Flash Gordon Flash
Gordon's what thirty years forty years old?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Now?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, that's you know, there's some rare there.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
But who cares about flashcooring, but.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I don't like how much is a poster for anything,
like like a poster something that's popular today?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Oh today?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
What would a poster.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
The events that I go to, like, some of the
posters go for no more than that between thirty and
sixty dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
And what they do is they do the same thing
they do with all these cards, is they specifically do
limited runs and special editions, so they build in their
own scarcity exclusivity with that.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
I'm going to say two hundred.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
What do you what do you think, bort uh German Seabst.
Was this the movie from the eighties Flashcorn? Or was
this original flashcorn like the fifties, forties, oh, eighties, eighties
German Gousa say one hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
One hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yes, I'm sticking with fifty.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I'm sticking with two hundred.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Uh yeah, you know what, uh one seventy five? Oh no,
I mean somewhere somewhere in the middle of that, because
I think it's like maybe an inflated comic con price.
That's also true. You know, I'm sitting out forty five still,
All right, let's find out how much should grey Hawk
pay for that Flash Gordon poster? How much did you
pay for that nerd crap?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Probably something round over two hundred bucks? Whoa, but worth it,
right because it's Flash Gordon in German?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Right right?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, right?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Sounds like you take a dump.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
He looked like it too. Now. One of the other
things I did this year at Comic Con is I
tried to see if I could get these nerds to
crap on other nerds, because you know, that's what everybody
with a working adult brain says, Hey, adult, what are
you doing buying spenty two hundred dollars and dressing up
like a cartoon character.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
There's like a divide, right, I mean, you're a Star
Wars guy board, but the Star Wars and Star Trek
people don't really mingle.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
Yeah, there's some of that where you have your diehard
Star Wars fans that go up against the Treky's and stuff,
or those guys are losers.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
No, I like Truk.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I like Trek.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
I don't understand the Doctor Who people. I don't understand
that at all. I think that's some of the weirdest
dorky stuff on the planet.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
That is at all.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Now, So there's what I try to see if I
can get some of that out of people. But on
the other hand, they're going to be like because they
know if they attack someone else that they're vulnerable. So
we'll find out.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
We'll see if all right, the Grey Hulk.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Now you're the coolest thing. The Grey Hulk and Flash
Gordon are the coolest thing. Is a comic on Is
there anything that you look down upon? It's like, Oh,
that's kind of dorky for kids, kind of stupid.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Anything that's d c Quary Hall rules, anything that's d.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I said rules, that's an adult guys McDonald's. That's a
grown man in there.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
But they're like putting all the DC and Marvel together now,
like the newest movie that's about He's not here for it.
It's yeah, they're mixing all the characters.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Well, they've done that that years ago with the comic
books back when I was I knew that because I
was ten years old at the time and I was
age appropriately reading them.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Right, we'll see who else SeaBASS ran into at Comic
Con twenty twenty six in San Diego. It's coming up
next here on the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Hang Up.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Man, Menace, You pissed somebody up six two six. No,
they aren't Menace.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
They're not making Marvel and DC mixed movies together.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
What are you talking about? Menace is always giving wrong
information on the show. It's very concerning. Sea Bass needs
to check everything Menace says on the show. Again, he's
always giving wrong info. Take it easy, dude, Bort.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
What what's the characters in Doomsday?
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Those are the Marvel characters? But I did correct the texter.
I said, I think Menace is confused because they crossed
over the DC Marvel comics characters and comic book form
this year with Batman Adepol.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
But they said there X men characters in the new
Doomsday trailer.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Yeah, that's all Marvel. That's that's all Marvel. They were
just different h Hollywood studios that owned the properties for
a while.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Who knows.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It could be everything that Greg's ever wanted in life
on the line, cars tell me which witch whatever, and
all he would have to do is correct identify witches?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Which right, Yeah, we're really we're gonna upset over Menaces
comic book news.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Right, people are nuts, man, Yeah, I forget these are losers.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
We're dealing with Menace Diego Comic Con.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Sea Bass was on the scene talking to different people.
Who's next. This is Shorty.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
She is one of the characters from Killer Clowns from
Outer Space. Nice. It is a nineteen eighty eight cult classic.
H I don't think they've ever remade it except for
as a video game. But it's about these little you know,
it's it's that quirky campy.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
So I guess it's about clowns who kill and they're
also from outer space.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Well, that's that's that's that's Shorty. She'll tell us, And
what do you guys do killer Clowns do?
Speaker 8 (07:41):
We're gonna turn you into cotton candy and then we're
gonna eat you.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
It's a gun.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
Yeah, it turns people. It's what turns the people into
potton candy.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Oh that's scary. Have you bought anything cool at comic Con, Shorty? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (07:52):
I got two figures from Panteon Stocking.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
What the hell's that?
Speaker 8 (07:55):
It's an anime?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Not shocking? How much diold you pay for both of those?
Nerd craft it's panty and I was like the Panteon stocking,
this is panty and stock and stock with garter belt.
Japanese shockingly. It's an anime about scantily clad school girl
(08:17):
age superheroes.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
Their names knee socks, garter belt, scanty, brief and panty.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
And here's the thing, what's the name again?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Panty and and stock like panti is not panty.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
No panty stocking.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I think Tyler watches this one.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah about say, these sort of things usually appeal to
perverted men losers.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I forgot that Tyler watch this kind of stuff like
legitimate he watches it, super into it. Not is he
watching tug? Is it one of these? It's like no,
I'm saying, luckily, I don't know. It's like a thing
that like U turn on for him.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Well, I mean his computer did get messed up the
other day. They said something about the power buttons all
sticky and stuff. Something happened to it.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
And I think he's into splorching.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, sitting in food.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
What is the splortching? That's uh like like.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Oh that's splotching food.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
You talk to some of those people at one point, right,
is that the people tentacle porn?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Right?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Right?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Right?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
That's really yeah? All right, So what she did too little?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Too little? Cartoon or plastic characters from the and the
Japanese anime Panty and Stocking. Both characters both little was
like three inch, you know, plastic generic crap, you know,
stuff that's killing the environment.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I don't about so board set the bar on this one,
all right.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
Anime figures, you got to seabas. They were in separate boxes,
right too, Yeah, to for both both separately.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
So he knows the questions to ask.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Yeah, all right, so uh size on them the boxes
ten inches three inches? As I just said a minute ago,
I tune you out a lot.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Sorry, I see, Well it happens.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
All right, I have anyway, that's how we go.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I'm gonna go fifty bucks for.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
The fifty bucks again, I'm gonna are you are you
taking into account comic con surge pricingh fair?
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Also a little inches sent to three inches?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
That is really bugging me.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Seventy five dollars, So she said, okay, thirty.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Yeah, thirty thirty five.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Menace going sixty sixty bucks. Let's find out how much
did she pay? How much would you pay for both
of those nerd crap?
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Forty dollars for both her figures?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Is not that bad? And they get to go probably
what like on your fireplace or do you have a
special cabinet aside for them?
Speaker 8 (10:42):
I've got like a little shelf in my room for them.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
That's in like the east wing of the manor of
the estate.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Yes, I've got my own room on the spaceship.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Oh back to the spaceship, yep. I know these things. Always,
these segments always bum Greg out. I'll give her a credit.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Why, Yeah, because she's a woman, right, not a child.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I give her some credit. She's in her probably early twenties,
so there's the first time as well into his fifties.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Legal woman a shelf in her bedroom with anime figurines?
What about that is not depressing?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I don't see it as depressing.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
I'm seeing it as she has stuff on her shelf
and she's enjoying her home, the things.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
In it's okayribe the situation.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
Well, I don't see it as depressing though, Like what
things are on your shop that make you happy?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Greg?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Wine?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Adult things? I don't like wine?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Do you read the books?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Framed photos? What else would I have? A plant?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
You know stuff that a.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Person sounds exciting like, I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I like, there are things that I like her that
I'm into that other people don't understand. Oh yeah, yeah,
so why I consider to say, I don't get it.
I don't care what you do with your house. It's
a curious choice. And what about a rustic piece of
pottery with a plant? And it is not exciting by yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
This is also why the birth rates in the toilet
is because a woman of her age fifty years ago
would be I have a family. Now she's dressing like
a clown.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Years ago.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
But okay, great, thanks, So.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Now I'll ask her the same question. Is she loves
killer clowns? But is there anything that's you know, greg
stupid and they mature at comic con? No one knows
killer clowns matter, space super cool whatever that anime was
super cool? Is there anything that a comic con it's like,
maybe kind of not as cool the.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
Big anime women and it's very very the very nsf
W stuh.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I think I saw they saw like they like a.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Little botty pillows.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
You wouldn't want one of those of like Superman maybe no, no, no,
I would buy that table because it's comic con. Is
it's very family friendly.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
How Ever, there's a little knotty section where you have
to go through the beads.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, yeah, what's that? It's just not even beads. I
just sent a picture to a Woody and de Menace
and it's a it's a Japanese clearly a schoolgirl and
in English it says a spell that makes you d
bigger and she's like lifting up her shirt. And there's
a whole like package of like these printed books and
DVDs and even computer games you can get.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Yeah, does Tyler of any of those?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, he has extra shower today.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah. Actually, yeah, actually a filth on old Tyler now
because I think because it's.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
His hair is all disheveled. He had is on backwards
but also barely sitting on top of his head. Oh
that's probably the guys.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
He had a rough weekend. Okay, like he's still now recovered.
It's been days. He's he's not even in this room.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
He said that he was just gonna go to bed.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
But you kicked Tyler out of the production room because
he has too bad to be.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Oh well no, it's more so that he sported on
his you know, his.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Computers, so we didn't want him in there.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
For that anymore. You know he can work in another one.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Here, let's get one more. This is from Seabaster's trip
to the San Diego Comic Con.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
And this guy he had a costume that on one
half Batman other half Superman. Super bat was his fun
little cot like this.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
It's a real thing.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, well, I don't know. Maybe I'm saying that he
come up with that combination or is it.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
It looked pre made? It's from Superman Batman comics.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Oh okay, that's what me. So it's a real character,
Marvel or DC DC.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Let's talk to him on your left ear Superman on
your right, your Batman? How did this happen? One day
of deciding which one is gonna be?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Which ones works best? I'm like, just why not?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Fi FLI half a yearly is a billionaire? Have you
bought any merchandise here at comic Con?
Speaker 10 (14:30):
On this klingon? Godbout an So you got a klingon
like sword thing foam hard pham. So that's about three
foot big sword thing.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
How much would you pay for that?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Nerd crat?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Now that's why the birth race are down right there.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Save some broads for the rest of us.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
My Mom's listening to this.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Is right. Well, that's a problem is because nerd nerd
culture is so accepted these days. No one bullied this
guy and getting out there and talking to chicks. He
just sits at home.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
And but see, bass, I feel like there's a part
of you that would agree with me that like, this
is exactly where he belongs, and I'm really happy for him.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I agree with that definitely.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
I've always thought about comic con, is there's there over
the past twenty thirty years as literally Marvel movies are
the biggest movie. They are now the mainstream. There's a
lot of casuals that show up. But when you go
to comic Con, you find this guy, you.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Find Yeah, this is like his everything.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Yeesh, it's big day.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I agree with this one. I'd rather have these weirdos
in society that don't really hurt anybody, just good morning.
What he show them with board it's not depressing, They're
not depressed. It's just what they're into.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Sure, Yeah, I mean we could.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Judge it and go like, how are you fifty? How
are you fifty? And going around in a great HAWLK
suit going rules.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Yeah, I mean saying, yeah, they can't do this, you.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Can't walk among us.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, they should be taken out, and nobody said that.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I don't know why they enjoy this stuff because we
all were twelve years old at one point. Yeah, but also,
like you know, I think the whole lonely, you know,
womans loser thing, because there's plenty of women that are
in this kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I just don't know the women who are into it.
Are they interested in like relationships and dudes or is
it just more like you know what I mean, more asexual. Yeah,
I won't say.
Speaker 9 (16:13):
This guy sounds just like Aiden from Love on the Spectrum,
who dated this girl Danny, who was very hyper sexual.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Nice she was, and they were very into comic Con.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
That's where they met for the first time. She was
specifically looking for somebody to bang.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah, all right, so what are we being on with.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
If you ever watched Star Trek, especially the next generation,
they have these two handed sword things that are kind
of like staffs with spikes on them bad battle ax
or whatever you call it, battle yeah battle Okay, So
he bought a replica one of those things out I mean,
out of foam whatever that's worth. That was his purchase.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
Hmmm, what do you think bort one hundred and fifty bucks?
Fifty he said, replica as opposed to the real one. Yes,
it's immediately hundred fifty bucks up.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, I can't wow.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I mean again, my original thought was like more like fifty.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
You know what, I'll meet him halfway.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
I'll do one hundred, I'll do seventy five five.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Was there paint details on this with a multi color Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, it looked. It looked legit. All right, put me
down for sixty nine dollars.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Great, that's a great bid. What put me down for
seventy dollars?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Seventy dollars? All right, let's find out how much would
you pay for that nerd crap? One hundred hundred bucks.
Speaker 10 (17:35):
That's gonna go like a mantle or in the drawing
room above the fireplace along with Joker's head.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Isn't that where you have your your flamethrower. It's mounted
on the walls, and it was not ites in the
studio studio there it is.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Check it out.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Engineering found that the other day, by the way, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Oh, they found they found like cool flame for cont like, oh,
you were moving and you bring it in and I
forgot what I brought it in here for me just
for decor because you know Greg's looks so good.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Yeah, of course is this the ABSA thing or is
this something else?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
This is what Elon was doing. He was real, right,
well it's it's he shoots flamed.
Speaker 9 (18:17):
Okay, I didn't know if it was that color of
smokeing to be that was that was the CO two
thing technically to say it's more of a propane gun.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Real flamethrower would have, you know, like napalm or something. Yeah,
and they feel like.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Like over like two hundred feet.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
He used it to brown the turkey that we microgiving. Yeah,
when we had it out on the street.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
A real flame flower you can buy, you can buy
in like the streets of Detroit, and they'll shoot like
a hundred feet.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah. Those are designed for killing, killing Commis or not.
Commy probably killed some commies too, all right, Well, it's
good to know.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
We have that in here. Yeah, just in case somebody
goes crazy one day. Sure, at least have some type
of weapon. One more clip here from from super Bad. Yeah,
the same thing.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Anything he finds uninteresting, right, Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
So yeah, is there another group.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
That's like lame right there? We go. Is there anything
here that you see that you're like, oh, that's just
not for me.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
Man, good Japanese call comic books reading for him backwards.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Sometimes there's Japanese kind of books. There are sexy ladies,
any sexy ladies in your life?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
A Sailor Moon? Sailor Moon?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
I was gonna guess like Lois Lane or with a
chick from Batman or whatever. No, Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon?
How old is Sailor Moon? I know?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
What do I remember?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I have been the same a long time in the show.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yeah, kind of skirting the line between fourteen and sixteen
years old.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Wow, okay, yeah, that's not okay.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Look I had a crush on Punky Brewster, but I
was also a child of the same age.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
And a lot of.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Girls will, for like Halloween, dress up a Sailor Moon
and it's super hot young ladies women, I should say,
to be more most specific. Yeah, but yeah, if you're
whacking it to the original cartoon, that's not great.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Alright, Well there you go.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
That's uh, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Bass brought back his reconnaissance from San Diegoo, Comic Con
six show and Shark Week on Discovery Rolls. On anybody
watch any of the stuff. Yet nothing nah, nothing, You've
never really even been into it at all, Like ripping
out over Shark week. It didn't be cool to be,
(20:23):
you know, going somewhere, you know, like he goes like
in Florida, you can feed alligators are cool to feed sharks.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Yeah, like the person goes in the shark cage or
like the sharks go around it.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
That's cool, or like go out on the ocean.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Hum.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, and I watched pretty cool, but getting in the
cage way to do that? You can do that in
Hawaiian I got to the north shore there, like uh yeah, yeah, damn, Greg,
sharks don't have hands. They they got the hoopa, but
they can ram the cave, remember and hoopers from the
(20:56):
into theoper yeah hooper.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Yeah, look at that situation.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
When to thank you anyway, Sara's it's shark week on Discovery.
It is cartnarc week here on the Woody Show. Yes, sir,
Agent Sebastian out there patrolling, shumming the parking lots and
finding people and just wait five minutes, you'll find someone
who's gonna be a lazy bones and try not to
return that cart and whoopoop, here comes the agent of
(21:22):
the cart narks, what do you got for us?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
This is our special agent, Agent Robonarc. What's going? Half man,
half machine? And you would think that if someone started
talking to you in a robotic voice out in public
in the park parking lot, you probably say you probably
address that, wouldn't you? Like? What are you talking? Well?
What never happens? Robarc? So, but he's much more logical
even than I, Agent Sebastian. So this lady she's got
(21:46):
she's older, but she has two younger you know, eight
adults in the back seat. She just says, you know
what to do? That the handicap walkway and just a dumpt.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
My cart right there.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Can screw screw you if you need to open your door,
because then now there's a cart in your way, or
if you've got a walker or a power chair, you
gotta go around or go through my cart. So Agent
Robonark sees if he can get through to her, why
that's not a good thing to do. Scoop detaly, whoop weep,
whoop weep, we whoop we woo. Did you see who
left this card here?
Speaker 8 (22:12):
Ma'am?
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I got it from there, I got her, So you
think that's where they belong. It was there, that's wasn't
the question? Well I got it from there.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
I left it there.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
When your children use that on you do you say
it wasn't even there? It was blocking the handicaps. So
I want to get off myself, take it off. I
left it there and I got it, So you understand
that it is a problem.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Say, yeah, there it is.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
The excuse, well that's where I found it. Yeah, every
parent has heard that a trillion times. Is that where
it belongs? Well, that's where I found it, not the question,
I asked. And then her excuse was watching it was
actually blocking the handicapped spots. Why did you get out
to move it?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
So you understood, I will take Like if I go
to the grocery store and there's a card that somebody's
left out like a lazy bones, I'll take that cart
and use it as my own.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Yeah, I do too.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I not only that, I'll do it. I don't use
cars that off and I'll just take it back with me.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, I'll re home it us.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Okay, So she's she's trying to excuse is she's not
listening to the robo ark here? So you gotta put
out the magnet that says I don't return a shopping
car like a jerk, and apply it to their car
because magnets apparently disabled cars.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Oh yeah, it keeps them from working.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
He understands the problem. Then I work for the sexy
and powerful car. Narks, magnet being applied. You better stop
ever tough on me. But you blocked the handicap spot man,
you need to not block traffic. Get them on my car, idiot,
I'm not in your car. Foul language detected. So yeah,
(23:43):
she stopped driving, got out to throw through the magnet,
said I was in her car somehow a roboark sorry,
was in her car. Yeah again, she could have just left,
could have And Jeff g saw this. Some people just
don't engage.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, we had a guy that just drove away like
pretended you can hear us.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
That's my recommendation.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
You don't have to engage.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
But one thing I heard a lot recently, actually I
hadn't thought about, is that the magnet is me getting
the last word, because you know, they because they think that,
first off, they think that by throwing these excuses at
the cart narks, ha ha, I got him. Then when
I re butt them with the logic of why that's stupid, like,
oh crap, and then they they'll still keep trying, but
the magnet, Oh that's the last word, and they but
(24:25):
they stop, get out, throw fight, you know, cuss, et cetera. Unfortunately,
this lady, because she's being loud and because she's a woman,
has attracted some male supporters, and we have a buy
center that shows up to unfortunately be on the wrong
side of history. Word here, sir, I work for the
sex game. Powerful cart narks work here.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Who cares?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Well, what would it matter?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
So you're telling people what you're doing.
Speaker 7 (24:46):
Work there.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
So if someone leaves a cart in a handicapped walkway,
is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Speaker 4 (24:51):
It's none of your business.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
It is my business because it's the next person who
gets in at She's not trying to hit me with
her card. Luckily, I am made of robotic titanium. I'll
get you in the back here real quick, okay.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Signing of captive.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
On the scene and again he won't address the the
the root cause, which is she's blocking the handicapped walkway.
She's like, what is your business? We are you so upset?
I get on the wrong side of How could you
see this situation and defend the person in the wrong like,
unless you're just a total scumbag, Like.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Who are you, doctor Phil?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
So, not only does this guy show up, and by
the way, she's blocking, she's getting in out of her car,
she's blocking traffic. So second douchebag shows up, that doesn't
make anything legal or illegal. I'm not in your car, man.
You keep saying that, but it is not happening anything.
Speaker 10 (25:53):
On your car.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Do not be a lazy bones enabler. What crime would
I be committing? Do you think that the police need
to be called for?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
You're an idiot?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
One another, So she throws it in number her son
works for the police department, so therefore being an idiot
can be I'm asking what crime is this? Did you
you mentioned this recently?
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Great?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I just I think a large percentage of the population
is just on autopilot.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Absolutely, and they're just.
Speaker 9 (26:27):
They're not expecting a follow up question exactly right, Like
any attempt to like insert logic into their daily like
A to B A to B, it blows their brain.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
They can't handle it. So the second guy's here, and
now again I'm trying to, I'll engage with him. What's
going on here, sir? What does that matter?
Speaker 7 (26:45):
You don't even work.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
You can keep repeating that, but I'm asking you, I'm
doing it because people block the handicaps. No, sir, she's
blocking the handicaps spot she had. No, I'm giving you
the faction. You don't like that, Oh.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Damn.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
First that guy says you're doing it for the grand
Then that guy he pulled out some racism on you,
some racialism at least.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yes, stupid ass, stupid ass, white ass, Yeah, which I
got you. Everything they say is wrong, But I'll address
specifically the fallacy of your just doing it for views. Well,
just because someone is making money off something good doesn't
make it bad. You know, mister Rogers got drew a paycheck.
(27:28):
Your second grade grade teacher didn't go to work for
free just because just because I just because I, yes,
I am creating educational videos and we're doing this for
the radio, does not believe. That does not mean the
principle is wrong. Like there's But again, they'll use anything
to try to drive a wedge in my robonarchs argument.
Thank god, someone on the right side of history finally
arrives sir, I'm a robot, I'm not white. Thank you
(27:52):
for can I get you as a sticker? Sir? Tell
this lady where she should not leave her carts?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Lazy bones girl.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
So at this point she is driven off. This guy's
driven through. He was behind her being stuff behind her.
But at least he's you know, he's saying what's up? Carunters,
She drives, blocks the fire lane in front of the store,
gets out to get on nine to one one. Oh,
because again she could have left it any time. Wow.
And then she and but when you're onto the fine
on one and you say, hey, what happened?
Speaker 7 (28:21):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
He put a mand it on my car? Is he
blocking your vehicle? No? Is he? You gotta start making
up some stuff or else you look like a complete moron.
Wasting nine one ones is a crime, exactly, strain though
I did not threaten her. Ever, I did not threaten
her at all. That is a lie. She just lied
to the police.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
He's a fastest.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Are you putting stuff in other people's cars?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
No?
Speaker 10 (28:39):
On?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Okay, so you're putting stuff on other people's car.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
That's not a crime. Thank you for agreeing with me. Finally,
robo knock out the first step, he's threatening me.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
No oh, she's lying.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Yeah no, no, See that's the thing is it's a
false report. But will she get will the local police
see this and say, oh, we need to go after
this chick. No, on her way and she'll and she'll
get home and she'll think she's right.
Speaker 9 (29:02):
I do love how Sea Bass started losing his cool,
but Robot Nark came in to like calm things down.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Well, ayah, he's half man, half machines, part human.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well there you go.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
It is Nark Week everybody.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Yankee rob, thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
For doing your part to rid the world of these
lazy boats.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
What does that matter? You can keep repeating that, but
I'm asking you. I'm doing it because people block the handicaps. No, sir,
she's blocking the handicaps. Spot she had. No, I'm giving
you the faction. You don't like that.
Speaker 8 (29:43):
It looks like it looks like.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
When you pour bacon fat into a jar.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
I know that is not good.
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