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Speaker 1 (00:03):
A lot of ways to be a part of things, calling,
in texting, in social media. At the Woody Show. You
can send us an email email at woodieshow dot com.
This is Chris Howdy Woody Show. I'll just talk about
unpopular opinions. Has made me want to share my most
recent one with y'all. It's probably gonna ruffle some feathers,
but that's why it's unpopular, I guess, yeah, exactly. I
(00:26):
am no longer impressed with people finishing a half or
full marathon unless it's really fast or you overcame some
sort of handicap to do it. I believe that anyone
who can comfortably walk can do this with little or
no training. Will suck, yes, will you walk a lot
and take a ton of breaks, absolutely, But can you
(00:49):
physically do it?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I'm not talking about the mental part of it either,
only you can make you do whatever, But physically anybody
can do it. Before you jump on me about this,
my primary example is my boy Menace.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
That's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
He watched for miles on somewhat of a whim with
zero prep. As far as any of us know, I
know you'll wonder if I myself have done this, and
yes I have, both in an official race context and
also just for funzies. So fun anyway, that's my take.
Love y'all, and please don't host an event. Oh and
(01:23):
please host an event here in Austin so I could
see your beautiful faces, don't that's from Harvey. Oh and
this is ps menace. I just attended a NASCAR race
for the first time last weekend, and you absolutely have
to experience it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
One day. I was blown away. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I have gone to a NASCAR race, but not like
a full blown, like huge one like Daytona or anything
like that. And man, I mean I go to f one,
but dude, NASCAR is so loud it rattles your whole body.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
It's insane. Yeah. Yeah, crowd.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Seems like Jordan is killing it right now too, Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I heard of him.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I'm sorry. I didn't know how to give out the
full name.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well I didn't know what you're talking about, Jordan.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Well, when you just say it like that in the
context of NASCAR's like, I thought it was just some driver.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh okay. Then once you said that, I'm like, oh, yeah,
he does. I knew that he had a team I
wasn't I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Connecting that right scream yeah yeah yeah, But the morning
I seem as one like the past three races, I believe.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, I disagree though, because if you walk a certain distance,
anybody can do that, quote unquote, but running it, that's
a world of difference.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
It does suck.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Like I ran this one race just for quote fun
with a group of friends, and it was seven miles,
I believe, And the next day I got out of bed,
this is with no running training, got out of bed
to stand up and fell on the floor and it
was it affected me like crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, I think the point is, like it's just about
because when they had the sticker on the car or
the you know, you got the whatever that you got
the metal. Well, yeah, nobody knows if you walked round
like what percentage of it? Only you will really know,
like how much did you really walk? How much did
you really run? Three?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Okay, yeah I ran the marathon?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Well did you? You could have walked the whole thing
and just told everybody that you ran.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, but wouldn't it.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I don't know enough about marathons, but they'd be packed
up if you took a long time, right, funny.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Thing I do like I do like when the news
comes back for the last people to cross at like
ten o'clock at night, I think that's greair.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So it's still there, the finish line is still set up.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Okay, well there's still people running quote unquote for a month.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yeah, but I give like props to anybody just to
even walk twenty six miles.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
It's not fun.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
In medicine day, he did it forty one Yeah, forty
one mile, forty one miles officially.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, yeah, no breaks, no breaks, I'll guess.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, Morgan, you had some questions from the people. Morgan
goes to the emails and stuff like that and she
collects these these questions that people hit us up with.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
Oh yeah, sometimes text will slip through you guys won't
catch So we'll have a list of them here. Okay,
we'll start with one for the group from the five
four zero. When you guys talk outside of work, like
in your phones, do you call each other by your
real names or do you say like Woody menace? And
then he also wants to know, like how are people
saved in your phone? Like is it saved as wood?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, that's I've always called menace, menace. I mean, I
know his name is Jason, like you know, yeah, right,
you know what I mean. Yeah, it's just but he
would answer but the same way I answered Woody Jeff.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Like when I'm think twice about it, when I'm talking to.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Your wife, I try to say Jeff, but it doesn't
come out of my mouth easily.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's the only person that I feel calls him jeff
is as well.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, so I'm trying to, like.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
And if I say it, I think it's like borderline creepy.
I know, me too, creepy, Like I don't even refer
to you as Jeff.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
The kid calls your uncle Woody, not uncle Jeff.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah right, and I say Medis.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
But you know, it's not even a conscious thought. I
don't even think twice about that. So I think it's
just how you know people and from where you know them.
So in radio, when you know them from work, it's
whatever people typically address them by, like whatever they're using
on the air.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Would you think it was weird if we all of
a sudden we're like, oh, Jeff, we don't think it
wouldn't It wouldn't even Yeah, it wouldn't stand out as
weird to me.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, it wouldn't. It wouldn't stand out.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I would think it would be condescending.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
No, some people, some people try to be that way.
They think they got you, and it's like it's not
a secret. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've talked about. It's not
like I or you know, menace over here and tries
to keep it a secret. It's just these are what
He's a dumb name. I got stuck with forever ago
when I was very early in my career and I
had no choice. The guy didn't like the name Jeff
(05:42):
on the air, so it wouldn't stand out, it wouldn't
be memorable, and so I got stuck with the nickname
Woody from a movie trailer Wesley Snipes Woody Harrelson is
called money Train. It was coming out that week. So
that's how I ended up with. There's no big story,
there's no big whatever. It's not like I'm trying to
like hide from what I'm not. So I don't think
you know, it's it's not a it's not a gotcha
thing when you go how's it going, Jeff meat, because
(06:07):
they're saying it away like I know who you are.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
It's like, it's not a secret.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Although the other way around, when your wife gets drunk,
she's like, okay, what.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
She's mad.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
It's like how your mom would use your full name,
your government a yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Your goubment name. Now we should point out to this
person we call Sammy Sammy because we're not allowed to
call her beginning.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Every once in a while, if I am trying to
get to her about something, I will say Sam.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
She didn't improve it.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Know.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
The thing is actually menace. Calls me Sam quite a bit.
If it feels comfortable to you at this point, you
call me Sam. I'm not gonna say no, that's.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Not the rule.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Though, I'll go like, hello Sam. It doesn't happen very often.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
No, but you you'll do Samantha too, Samantha. When he
says Samantha, I'll call him Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Hello, Samantha.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Call Sam all I call her Sam without thinking about it.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Right, if it comes natural, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You guys are friends.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Greg.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
This is for you.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
When Greg Gory was married to a woman, did he
ever give mouth parties?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Of course you did? Did you enjoy it?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Or did you did I eat your life?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Did you enjoy it.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Well.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I think most dudes would enjoy a mouth party regardless. No, no, no,
did you give? Did you give?
Speaker 9 (07:22):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I did?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Of course. Did I enjoy it?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
To be honest, no, yeah, I wouldn't enjoy it, nor.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I don't know how straight men enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
That's the same question.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
It's great, I mean so giving and receiving, yes, I
did my favorite place to eat.
Speaker 9 (07:37):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Receiving is easy. But yeah, but giving? Did I do it? Yes?
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Thank god, y'all are hard wired for that, because I
couldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
What I mean, well, I don't know how you suck
a d it's easy. Yeah, that's actually a good How.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
Do you.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
You say that? Yeah, you say that, but it's it's
just like but there's.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Somebody like flaps. I know, it's so they're so gross.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I don't get how like we guys are like, oh,
but the you know, the woman's body is beautiful.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Like is it? I mean the body as a whole.
It's awesome to area to just really get in the
nooks and cranny. No, thanks, that's.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Great, bless you. I want to say something I don't
know how if it crosses Let's let's.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
See if you do you need to run a buy
me first.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah, hold on, we're gonna put it.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
We'll put We're gonna put everybody on hold held on
for a second.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
We'll be just just just don't go in.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
We're not taking a commercial moder it's just hang on, everybody.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I think I figured that we can because yeah, all right,
so he said. Greg says.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
The worst part about that for him, uh like like
for doing that with or girl, is uh feeling like
uh her body heat on your tongue. Yes, so you can,
you can, you can, you can decipher concerting.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It was okay and right about you know, it's complicated.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
It seems very good.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
No, it's it's it's it's good.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Okay, here a text finger looking good.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
What we are ready for around a fat chick, skinny chick. Yes,
it is March. It's March Fatness that for gonna be
as good a time as any too. Uh you know,
we do the March Fatness challenge that any chick I.
Speaker 10 (09:59):
Know it's speaking of which I may have to beat
it up to the graassiers and gets an Instacart order.
I've ordered all the better goods pizzas for us for
the fat March Fatness, not for.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
A challenge, just to to have.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Part run outside.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
So these are the pizzas that we heard about from
Rich to Miro right on Tech of all People, Walmart
Brand of all Things, and Walmart fantastic. Yeah they're really good.
Is it the best piece you've ever had? Probably not,
but it's really good.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
But it's good.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
And for the price, it's the best take home.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
It's like imported for mental it's restaurant.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
It's totally restauranting, right, it is a restaurant. Yeah, so good. Yeah,
all right, Fat Chick, Skinny Chick.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
So we have a volunteer who's going to answer some questions,
very simple questions. You guys can play along and then
text your guests fat or Skinny over to two two
nine eight seven and then, uh, we'll get the answer
because the only person that knows is Morgan. She's the
one that takes all the volunteers. Which about If you
want to be a volunteer for a future around the
Fat Chicks Can Eat Chick, just send us an email
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email at the woodieshow dot com. And we have a picture.
It's folded up on this piece of paper in front
of everybody.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
The only person who knows is Morgan. Now our volunteer.
She gets a prize just for being a good sport.
Let's meet our volunteer. Let's see, let's go to Erica. Hi, Erica, Hello.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Hi Erica. All right, I'm already making Oh I like that.
Speaker 9 (11:31):
Okay, twelve year listener.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
So now, Erica, just just clarify for anybody who's listening, like,
oh my god, I can't believe they're.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Doing this, putting her through this.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Did did anybody drag you off the street and put
a gun to your head and tell you that you
had to do this?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
More?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Was this a completely voluntary thing? You signed up to
play the game?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
All right, now that's settled.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Glad, We're clear.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
All right, So we have we have some time, we
have some time on the clock, and everybody just states
to answer or ask the questions. Please, Erica, just give
us your honest answers to these questions. Fat chick, skinny chick?
Who wants to go first?
Speaker 11 (12:10):
Speaking of pizza, describe your favorite pizza order and or
what's your favorite takeout?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
You know, big chain pizza restaurant?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, the chain? So no local mom and pop places?
But all the big chain, like what what why do
you like them? What's your go to chain? And then
what's your go to h order from that place?
Speaker 9 (12:28):
Caesar's probably okay, yeah, their bread spit, their breadsticks specifically,
probably like you know garlic, you know, so I don't
already I don't really go yeah, and then honestly, just
they're basic, okay.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
All right, just can teach you how to make that?
All right? What kind of what kind of milk do
you buy?
Speaker 9 (12:50):
Whole milk and almond milk?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh? Interesting?
Speaker 9 (12:54):
Depending on I use it for different things, depending on
what I'm using it for.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Are you a fan of animated movies?
Speaker 9 (13:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yes? How old are you?
Speaker 9 (13:08):
I am thirty four?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Thirty four?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
More specifically, are you a fan of anime?
Speaker 9 (13:14):
I am a fan of anime. My husband and I
just went to go watch the Demon Slayer movie in
theaters s on.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Okay, so you're married.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Do you have any kids?
Speaker 9 (13:25):
I do. I have a one and a half year
old or eighteen months that.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Some people say, yeah, okay, what do you do for
a living?
Speaker 9 (13:32):
I am a marketing manager, so best job.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Okay, But did you go into the office or you
work from home?
Speaker 9 (13:40):
Hybrid hybrid so half. Yeah, first part of the week
is in office and then the last part of the
week is at home.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
What kind of what group of kids did you roll
with in high school?
Speaker 9 (13:50):
Like?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
What group were you part of?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Jocks, geeks, outcast, somewhere in the middle.
Speaker 9 (13:56):
Probably somewhere in the middle. I hung out like the
group of people I hung out with in high school,
Like we had some theater people, we had some track people,
we had some like people from the yearbooks. There weren't
there wasn't like really a big distinction during high school,
Like there weren't like major groups like that, at least
not that I was part of.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Okay during that time period. Did you shop that hot topic?
Speaker 9 (14:22):
Yes? I had my email made for sure.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, very interesting. A two part question. How long have
you been married?
Speaker 9 (14:29):
I've been married. We got married January twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Four, soy so recently. And do you still have like
lots of wedding photos framed and around your house?
Speaker 9 (14:41):
I do? Yes.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Do you have like signs up around the house ward art? Yeah,
like does the laundry or love.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Breze ticket drink?
Speaker 9 (14:54):
So I did, probably before having a kid. Now that
I have a kid, not as much like clutter.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, would you would you rather drive or be the passenger?
Speaker 9 (15:05):
I rather drive.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I think what's your favorite foot where.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
I have these like Crocs slippers, not like the crocs
with like the holes where you put like the things
they have like the little Yeah, they have like these
slippers that are you know those like Crocs has just
normal slippers.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
When's the last time? When's the last time you weighed yourself?
Speaker 9 (15:34):
Maybe two months ago?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
And do you go to the gym or workout in anyway?
Speaker 9 (15:40):
I do? Yeah, I try to go to the gym maybe.
I mean I would say on average three times a week.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Can you have a food that is considered a zero
point food and weight Watchers.
Speaker 9 (15:51):
It's like mostly vegetables, right, like broccoli?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Do you shop on Facebook Marketplace?
Speaker 9 (15:59):
I do?
Speaker 7 (15:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Us, let's talk talks about some stuff you've gotten on there?
Speaker 11 (16:03):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (16:04):
Mostly I would probably say mostly stuff for my daughter,
like you know, because kids kind of burned through things
and I don't like paying full price smart so I
usually try to get like books or I think the
most recent thing I got was or like something I'm
(16:24):
actually trying to find right now is like a play
thing for her for outside. So I'm trying to trying
to get that.
Speaker 10 (16:30):
A friend Julianne found one of those on the side
of the freewayed it up.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Picked up part of it.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Did you play an instrument in high school or a
sport in high school? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (16:41):
I did both. I played flutes and I played soccer.
I was a goalkeeper.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
I mean I'd been locked for a little bit, but
we just got what.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
What color is your hair?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (16:58):
Brownish black?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Okay, it's just the natural color.
Speaker 11 (17:01):
And have you a now or have you ever had
any kind of unusual piercing other than ear rings?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Unusual pier Are you an iphoner or an Android person.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
iPhone?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
And do you wear makeup on a daily basis?
Speaker 9 (17:22):
I wear it to work.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Have you participated in any kind of like cause based
march in the past year?
Speaker 9 (17:30):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
No marches?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Okay, I'm going over my littlest of quet. Got that. Wah.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
That's when it comes to not that you drink it
all the time, but even if you do regular soda
or diet soda.
Speaker 9 (17:47):
If I drink soda, it's usually Coke.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Zero cook zero.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
So good.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Pets good one.
Speaker 9 (17:58):
I do have a pet.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I have a dog, dog dog like a real dog
or a purse dog.
Speaker 9 (18:05):
Multitude. Yeah, my husband says it's.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Our cat, legal cat. Are you uh? Are you? Are
you open to anal?
Speaker 9 (18:15):
I am yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
You're locked, yeah, unlocked, You're locked. Locked, locked, We're locked,
We're locked. Okay, all right, uh man's what I know.
But I tell you like both my columns are even.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Yeah, oh mine is so uneven. Okay, just playing it up.
What for the microphone?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
No, I'll tell you. I'll tell you exactly what I
have any here you want to hear? Okay?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Uh So in the fat column, I have little Caesars
because hot and ready. You need to right anime hot topic.
She wants to drive as supposed to be. The passenger
prints us croc slippers. She knew what a zero point
food was. She's got a young kid, so there's still
a chance about like the baby way kind of stuff.
Desk job anal Okay, now, skinny side. The name Erica,
(19:13):
I think that sounds like a skinny name.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, it's a pretty name.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Whole milk. I put the same way I do with
you know, the chicks who drink regular soda are typically
skinny chicks. Fat chicks drink diet or fat people drink
diet sodas. Yeah she did. But you know the fact
that she even purchases the whole milk, the theater and
the track kids hanging out with them. I put that
in a skinny column. She weighed herself two months ago.
(19:38):
It's not really like you know, every day, right exactly,
So it's not really top of mind, flute. I have
that as a skinny thing. She played soccer, soccer. I mean,
you're on the soccer team at all. It's a lot
of running on what iPhone I have in her skinny
And she's not been any kind of protest march.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
This one actually, for me, could go either way. What
did you have for she goes to the gym three
times a week?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
That was a neutral yeah, same, Yeah, that was along
with the coke zero right right there in the middle.
But if I had to guess, I'm gonna like, I'm
locking in skinny. Hmm, interesting, I'm locking in skinny.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
I started skinny. And but yeah, the the anime, the
Little Caesars, the one and a half year old, I mean,
come on, give her a break, Okay, the croc slippers.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
I'm I'm going I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Going fat, all right, Gena says fat, Greg Gory, I
am also leaning skinny.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yours in my lists were very similar wood he although
I did have having lots of wedding pictures around the
house under my fat column. Yeah why like what like?
What like? Once you get married and and it's been
a couple of years and you still have the wedding
photos out, it's such a big deal to you. That
I think is because.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
You're fat, because you're memorializing the best you've ever looked.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah, what are you locking in on? I'm gonna lock
it skinny? Any Greg? Okay menace?
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Well, uh, she sounds skinny, but pizza, fat milk she
kind of has skinny milk, anime, fat kids, fat hot topic,
fat marketing job, fat shoes, fat and Facebook marketing marketplace
fat so fat?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
All right? Now.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
The one thing about the pizza is that we just
asked her, like, what's her favorite pizza place? We didn't say,
do you like pizza or you love pizza?
Speaker 10 (21:32):
Should go to that's the cheapest, easiest, most carbs for
your buck.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Yeah hell yeah, you know, And look this is my lifestyle.
I got you, I feel Yeah, all.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Right, Sammy, I locked in it skinny and something that
weighed very heavily on the skinny side for me was
was playing flute because she doesn't want to have a big,
heavy instrument. If you're little, you want to smallest one possible.
And I think Flinn at band camp and for soccer,
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being the goalie is skinny to me. You have to
be quick, you have to die, I know, but you have.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
To take up more space than the goal.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
No, but you have to be quick. That goal is
so big.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Any soccer goalie that I have personally known has been
skinny and.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Ship you've got to cover ground.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Yeah, yeah, so I'm going skinny.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Yeah, all right, if.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
There were a fat position on a soccer team, what
would it be?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, that would be okay.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
But being the fattest person on the soccer team does
that mean school?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
High school, elementary, elementary? You're you're jumping out.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Being the skinniest person on the Wooden Show doesn't necessarily mean.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
But again, if you're in elementary, you.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Had to pick you guys are dancing around the point
on that.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Okay, all right, your full back.
Speaker 11 (22:51):
And we were talking about and talk about the flute,
Yeah okay, but you're missing the entire effect. She was
on the band to begin with, people, come on, okay,
instrument she's playing necessarily. The only thing, the only thing
that really leaned itself skinny was she didn't have any
stupid colored hair or stupid facial piercings, so which which,
you know, hot people don't need to kind of throw
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things at the wall to try to look to try
to distract. But yeah, fat this is a fatville us
a popular population her all right, okay.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Brutal, but again I support many of her lifestyle choices. Yeah, yeah,
like Kevin a kid's time.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Well yeah, now now we're gonna find out what we
got going on here. By the way, thank you everybody
who's texting your guesses over to two to nine eight seven.
Let us and gentlemen, here we go.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
On account of three right, all right, kind of.
Speaker 8 (23:44):
One two three chick and.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
She got ab Yeah you're a awesome shit girl. I'm chilling.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
In my before I got married, so brought a muscle,
stayed on luckily. So yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Arms, look at her arms are a tone.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
This is shocking. I mean, not only is she skinny,
she's like.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, you're like yeah, you're like legit, sin look.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
At those arms.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
She could kick on you, damn.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
And this this really is the point of this entire game,
you know, is that you think you have it and
you're like, oh, totally judging, I had it, and I
had it, yeah, by the preference of.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Pizza faces cover. But you know who you look like?
You look like, uh, Pete Davidson's baby mama.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, with like a little hatey compliment.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Yeah, a little Haley Bieber thrown in there.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Well, Erica, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Suck it. Although you are standing in front of an
unmade bed in this.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Maybe she just.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Got out of it. You proud of that though.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, all right, Erica, hang on a second. Well, we'll
get you all set up with your prize. Thank you
for me a volunteer here for fat.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
That was crazy, all right, yeah, mega skinny.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Telling me man I got enough gut and it was
leaning skinny.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
You know, just just went with that.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Now, if you would like to be like Erica and
win a prize just for being a volunteer here for
fat Chick, skinny Chick, you can send us an email
email at the Woodieshow dot com. It's email at the
Woodieshow dot com and Morgan we'll get back to you
and get you all set up for a future round.
Or you can even send us a text if you'd
like letting us know that you're interested in sending your
text Over to to nine eight seven listeners went fat
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on that one too.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah, and she's into anal nice.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
You don't want her? Good for her? Good for her
is right?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I think today would be a good night for that.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
We're going to We're gonna take a quick break more
woody shows next.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Hang on to a woody show.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
We'll be right back.
A lot of ways to be a part of things, calling,
in texting, in social media. At the Woody Show. You
can send us an email email at woodieshow dot com.
This is Chris Howdy Woody Show. I'll just talk about
unpopular opinions. Has made me want to share my most
recent one with y'all. It's probably gonna ruffle some feathers,
but that's why it's unpopular, I guess, yeah, exactly. I
(00:26):
am no longer impressed with people finishing a half or
full marathon unless it's really fast or you overcame some
sort of handicap to do it. I believe that anyone
who can comfortably walk can do this with little or
no training. Will suck, yes, will you walk a lot
and take a ton of breaks, absolutely, But can you
(00:49):
physically do it?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I'm not talking about the mental part of it either,
only you can make you do whatever, But physically anybody
can do it. Before you jump on me about this,
my primary example is my boy Menace.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
That's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
He watched for miles on somewhat of a whim with
zero prep. As far as any of us know, I
know you'll wonder if I myself have done this, and
yes I have, both in an official race context and
also just for funzies. So fun anyway, that's my take.
Love y'all, and please don't host an event. Oh and
(01:23):
please host an event here in Austin so I could
see your beautiful faces, don't that's from Harvey. Oh and
this is ps menace. I just attended a NASCAR race
for the first time last weekend, and you absolutely have
to experience it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
One day. I was blown away. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I have gone to a NASCAR race, but not like
a full blown, like huge one like Daytona or anything
like that. And man, I mean I go to f one,
but dude, NASCAR is so loud it rattles your whole body.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
It's insane. Yeah. Yeah, crowd.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Seems like Jordan is killing it right now too, Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I heard of him.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I'm sorry. I didn't know how to give out the
full name.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well I didn't know what you're talking about, Jordan.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Well, when you just say it like that in the
context of NASCAR's like, I thought it was just some driver.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh okay. Then once you said that, I'm like, oh, yeah,
he does. I knew that he had a team I
wasn't I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Connecting that right scream yeah yeah yeah, But the morning
I seem as one like the past three races, I believe.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, I disagree though, because if you walk a certain distance,
anybody can do that, quote unquote, but running it, that's
a world of difference.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
It does suck.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Like I ran this one race just for quote fun
with a group of friends, and it was seven miles,
I believe, And the next day I got out of bed,
this is with no running training, got out of bed
to stand up and fell on the floor and it
was it affected me like crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, I think the point is, like it's just about
because when they had the sticker on the car or
the you know, you got the whatever that you got
the metal. Well, yeah, nobody knows if you walked round
like what percentage of it? Only you will really know,
like how much did you really walk? How much did
you really run? Three?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Okay, yeah I ran the marathon?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Well did you? You could have walked the whole thing
and just told everybody that you ran.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, but wouldn't it.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I don't know enough about marathons, but they'd be packed
up if you took a long time, right, funny.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Thing I do like I do like when the news
comes back for the last people to cross at like
ten o'clock at night, I think that's greair.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So it's still there, the finish line is still set up.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Okay, well there's still people running quote unquote for a month.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yeah, but I give like props to anybody just to
even walk twenty six miles.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
It's not fun.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
In medicine day, he did it forty one Yeah, forty
one mile, forty one miles officially.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, yeah, no breaks, no breaks, I'll guess.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, Morgan, you had some questions from the people. Morgan
goes to the emails and stuff like that and she
collects these these questions that people hit us up with.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
Oh yeah, sometimes text will slip through you guys won't
catch So we'll have a list of them here. Okay,
we'll start with one for the group from the five
four zero. When you guys talk outside of work, like
in your phones, do you call each other by your
real names or do you say like Woody menace? And
then he also wants to know, like how are people
saved in your phone? Like is it saved as wood?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, that's I've always called menace, menace. I mean, I
know his name is Jason, like you know, yeah, right,
you know what I mean. Yeah, it's just but he
would answer but the same way I answered Woody Jeff.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Like when I'm think twice about it, when I'm talking to.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Your wife, I try to say Jeff, but it doesn't
come out of my mouth easily.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's the only person that I feel calls him jeff
is as well.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, so I'm trying to, like.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
And if I say it, I think it's like borderline creepy.
I know, me too, creepy, Like I don't even refer
to you as Jeff.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
The kid calls your uncle Woody, not uncle Jeff.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah right, and I say Medis.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
But you know, it's not even a conscious thought. I
don't even think twice about that. So I think it's
just how you know people and from where you know them.
So in radio, when you know them from work, it's
whatever people typically address them by, like whatever they're using
on the air.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Would you think it was weird if we all of
a sudden we're like, oh, Jeff, we don't think it
wouldn't It wouldn't even Yeah, it wouldn't stand out as
weird to me.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, it wouldn't. It wouldn't stand out.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I would think it would be condescending.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
No, some people, some people try to be that way.
They think they got you, and it's like it's not
a secret. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've talked about. It's not
like I or you know, menace over here and tries
to keep it a secret. It's just these are what
He's a dumb name. I got stuck with forever ago
when I was very early in my career and I
had no choice. The guy didn't like the name Jeff
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on the air, so it wouldn't stand out, it wouldn't
be memorable, and so I got stuck with the nickname
Woody from a movie trailer Wesley Snipes Woody Harrelson is
called money Train. It was coming out that week. So
that's how I ended up with. There's no big story,
there's no big whatever. It's not like I'm trying to
like hide from what I'm not. So I don't think
you know, it's it's not a it's not a gotcha
thing when you go how's it going, Jeff meat, because
(06:07):
they're saying it away like I know who you are.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
It's like, it's not a secret.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Although the other way around, when your wife gets drunk,
she's like, okay, what.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
She's mad.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
It's like how your mom would use your full name,
your government a yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Your goubment name. Now we should point out to this
person we call Sammy Sammy because we're not allowed to
call her beginning.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Every once in a while, if I am trying to
get to her about something, I will say Sam.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
She didn't improve it.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Know.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
The thing is actually menace. Calls me Sam quite a bit.
If it feels comfortable to you at this point, you
call me Sam. I'm not gonna say no, that's.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Not the rule.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Though, I'll go like, hello Sam. It doesn't happen very often.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
No, but you you'll do Samantha too, Samantha. When he
says Samantha, I'll call him Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Hello, Samantha.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Call Sam all I call her Sam without thinking about it.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Right, if it comes natural, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You guys are friends.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Greg.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
This is for you.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
When Greg Gory was married to a woman, did he
ever give mouth parties?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Of course you did? Did you enjoy it?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Or did you did I eat your life?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Did you enjoy it.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Well.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I think most dudes would enjoy a mouth party regardless. No, no, no,
did you give? Did you give?
Speaker 9 (07:22):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I did?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Of course. Did I enjoy it?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
To be honest, no, yeah, I wouldn't enjoy it, nor.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I don't know how straight men enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
That's the same question.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
It's great, I mean so giving and receiving, yes, I
did my favorite place to eat.
Speaker 9 (07:37):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Receiving is easy. But yeah, but giving? Did I do it? Yes?
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Thank god, y'all are hard wired for that, because I
couldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
What I mean, well, I don't know how you suck
a d it's easy. Yeah, that's actually a good How.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
Do you.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
You say that? Yeah, you say that, but it's it's
just like but there's.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Somebody like flaps. I know, it's so they're so gross.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I don't get how like we guys are like, oh,
but the you know, the woman's body is beautiful.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Like is it? I mean the body as a whole.
It's awesome to area to just really get in the
nooks and cranny. No, thanks, that's.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Great, bless you. I want to say something I don't
know how if it crosses Let's let's.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
See if you do you need to run a buy
me first.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah, hold on, we're gonna put it.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
We'll put We're gonna put everybody on hold held on
for a second.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
We'll be just just just don't go in.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
We're not taking a commercial moder it's just hang on, everybody.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I think I figured that we can because yeah, all right,
so he said. Greg says.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
The worst part about that for him, uh like like
for doing that with or girl, is uh feeling like
uh her body heat on your tongue. Yes, so you can,
you can, you can, you can decipher concerting.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It was okay and right about you know, it's complicated.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
It seems very good.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
No, it's it's it's it's good.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Okay, here a text finger looking good.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
What we are ready for around a fat chick, skinny chick. Yes,
it is March. It's March Fatness that for gonna be
as good a time as any too. Uh you know,
we do the March Fatness challenge that any chick I.
Speaker 10 (09:59):
Know it's speaking of which I may have to beat
it up to the graassiers and gets an Instacart order.
I've ordered all the better goods pizzas for us for
the fat March Fatness, not for.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
A challenge, just to to have.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Part run outside.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
So these are the pizzas that we heard about from
Rich to Miro right on Tech of all People, Walmart
Brand of all Things, and Walmart fantastic. Yeah they're really good.
Is it the best piece you've ever had? Probably not,
but it's really good.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
But it's good.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
And for the price, it's the best take home.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
It's like imported for mental it's restaurant.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
It's totally restauranting, right, it is a restaurant. Yeah, so good. Yeah,
all right, Fat Chick, Skinny Chick.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
So we have a volunteer who's going to answer some questions,
very simple questions. You guys can play along and then
text your guests fat or Skinny over to two two
nine eight seven and then, uh, we'll get the answer
because the only person that knows is Morgan. She's the
one that takes all the volunteers. Which about If you
want to be a volunteer for a future around the
Fat Chicks Can Eat Chick, just send us an email
(11:02):
email at the woodieshow dot com. And we have a picture.
It's folded up on this piece of paper in front
of everybody.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
The only person who knows is Morgan. Now our volunteer.
She gets a prize just for being a good sport.
Let's meet our volunteer. Let's see, let's go to Erica. Hi, Erica, Hello.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Hi Erica. All right, I'm already making Oh I like that.
Speaker 9 (11:31):
Okay, twelve year listener.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
So now, Erica, just just clarify for anybody who's listening, like,
oh my god, I can't believe they're.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Doing this, putting her through this.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Did did anybody drag you off the street and put
a gun to your head and tell you that you
had to do this?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
More?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Was this a completely voluntary thing? You signed up to
play the game?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
All right, now that's settled.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Glad, We're clear.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
All right, So we have we have some time, we
have some time on the clock, and everybody just states
to answer or ask the questions. Please, Erica, just give
us your honest answers to these questions. Fat chick, skinny chick?
Who wants to go first?
Speaker 11 (12:10):
Speaking of pizza, describe your favorite pizza order and or
what's your favorite takeout?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
You know, big chain pizza restaurant?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, the chain? So no local mom and pop places?
But all the big chain, like what what why do
you like them? What's your go to chain? And then
what's your go to h order from that place?
Speaker 9 (12:28):
Caesar's probably okay, yeah, their bread spit, their breadsticks specifically,
probably like you know garlic, you know, so I don't
already I don't really go yeah, and then honestly, just
they're basic, okay.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
All right, just can teach you how to make that?
All right? What kind of what kind of milk do
you buy?
Speaker 9 (12:50):
Whole milk and almond milk?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh? Interesting?
Speaker 9 (12:54):
Depending on I use it for different things, depending on
what I'm using it for.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Are you a fan of animated movies?
Speaker 9 (13:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yes? How old are you?
Speaker 9 (13:08):
I am thirty four?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Thirty four?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
More specifically, are you a fan of anime?
Speaker 9 (13:14):
I am a fan of anime. My husband and I
just went to go watch the Demon Slayer movie in
theaters s on.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Okay, so you're married.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Do you have any kids?
Speaker 9 (13:25):
I do. I have a one and a half year
old or eighteen months that.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Some people say, yeah, okay, what do you do for
a living?
Speaker 9 (13:32):
I am a marketing manager, so best job.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Okay, But did you go into the office or you
work from home?
Speaker 9 (13:40):
Hybrid hybrid so half. Yeah, first part of the week
is in office and then the last part of the
week is at home.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
What kind of what group of kids did you roll
with in high school?
Speaker 9 (13:50):
Like?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
What group were you part of?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Jocks, geeks, outcast, somewhere in the middle.
Speaker 9 (13:56):
Probably somewhere in the middle. I hung out like the
group of people I hung out with in high school,
Like we had some theater people, we had some track people,
we had some like people from the yearbooks. There weren't
there wasn't like really a big distinction during high school,
Like there weren't like major groups like that, at least
not that I was part of.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Okay during that time period. Did you shop that hot topic?
Speaker 9 (14:22):
Yes? I had my email made for sure.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, very interesting. A two part question. How long have
you been married?
Speaker 9 (14:29):
I've been married. We got married January twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Four, soy so recently. And do you still have like
lots of wedding photos framed and around your house?
Speaker 9 (14:41):
I do? Yes.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Do you have like signs up around the house ward art? Yeah,
like does the laundry or love.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Breze ticket drink?
Speaker 9 (14:54):
So I did, probably before having a kid. Now that
I have a kid, not as much like clutter.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, would you would you rather drive or be the passenger?
Speaker 9 (15:05):
I rather drive.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I think what's your favorite foot where.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
I have these like Crocs slippers, not like the crocs
with like the holes where you put like the things
they have like the little Yeah, they have like these
slippers that are you know those like Crocs has just
normal slippers.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
When's the last time? When's the last time you weighed yourself?
Speaker 9 (15:34):
Maybe two months ago?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
And do you go to the gym or workout in anyway?
Speaker 9 (15:40):
I do? Yeah, I try to go to the gym maybe.
I mean I would say on average three times a week.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Can you have a food that is considered a zero
point food and weight Watchers.
Speaker 9 (15:51):
It's like mostly vegetables, right, like broccoli?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Do you shop on Facebook Marketplace?
Speaker 9 (15:59):
I do?
Speaker 7 (15:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Us, let's talk talks about some stuff you've gotten on there?
Speaker 11 (16:03):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (16:04):
Mostly I would probably say mostly stuff for my daughter,
like you know, because kids kind of burned through things
and I don't like paying full price smart so I
usually try to get like books or I think the
most recent thing I got was or like something I'm
(16:24):
actually trying to find right now is like a play
thing for her for outside. So I'm trying to trying
to get that.
Speaker 10 (16:30):
A friend Julianne found one of those on the side
of the freewayed it up.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Picked up part of it.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Did you play an instrument in high school or a
sport in high school? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (16:41):
I did both. I played flutes and I played soccer.
I was a goalkeeper.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
I mean I'd been locked for a little bit, but
we just got what.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
What color is your hair?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (16:58):
Brownish black?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Okay, it's just the natural color.
Speaker 11 (17:01):
And have you a now or have you ever had
any kind of unusual piercing other than ear rings?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Unusual pier Are you an iphoner or an Android person.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
iPhone?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
And do you wear makeup on a daily basis?
Speaker 9 (17:22):
I wear it to work.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Have you participated in any kind of like cause based
march in the past year?
Speaker 9 (17:30):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
No marches?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Okay, I'm going over my littlest of quet. Got that. Wah.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
That's when it comes to not that you drink it
all the time, but even if you do regular soda
or diet soda.
Speaker 9 (17:47):
If I drink soda, it's usually Coke.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Zero cook zero.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
So good.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Pets good one.
Speaker 9 (17:58):
I do have a pet.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I have a dog, dog dog like a real dog
or a purse dog.
Speaker 9 (18:05):
Multitude. Yeah, my husband says it's.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Our cat, legal cat. Are you uh? Are you? Are
you open to anal?
Speaker 9 (18:15):
I am yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
You're locked, yeah, unlocked, You're locked. Locked, locked, We're locked,
We're locked. Okay, all right, uh man's what I know.
But I tell you like both my columns are even.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Yeah, oh mine is so uneven. Okay, just playing it up.
What for the microphone?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
No, I'll tell you. I'll tell you exactly what I
have any here you want to hear? Okay?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Uh So in the fat column, I have little Caesars
because hot and ready. You need to right anime hot topic.
She wants to drive as supposed to be. The passenger
prints us croc slippers. She knew what a zero point
food was. She's got a young kid, so there's still
a chance about like the baby way kind of stuff.
Desk job anal Okay, now, skinny side. The name Erica,
(19:13):
I think that sounds like a skinny name.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, it's a pretty name.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Whole milk. I put the same way I do with
you know, the chicks who drink regular soda are typically
skinny chicks. Fat chicks drink diet or fat people drink
diet sodas. Yeah she did. But you know the fact
that she even purchases the whole milk, the theater and
the track kids hanging out with them. I put that
in a skinny column. She weighed herself two months ago.
(19:38):
It's not really like you know, every day, right exactly,
So it's not really top of mind, flute. I have
that as a skinny thing. She played soccer, soccer. I mean,
you're on the soccer team at all. It's a lot
of running on what iPhone I have in her skinny
And she's not been any kind of protest march.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
This one actually, for me, could go either way. What
did you have for she goes to the gym three
times a week?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
That was a neutral yeah, same, Yeah, that was along
with the coke zero right right there in the middle.
But if I had to guess, I'm gonna like, I'm
locking in skinny. Hmm, interesting, I'm locking in skinny.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
I started skinny. And but yeah, the the anime, the
Little Caesars, the one and a half year old, I mean,
come on, give her a break, Okay, the croc slippers.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
I'm I'm going I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Going fat, all right, Gena says fat, Greg Gory, I
am also leaning skinny.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yours in my lists were very similar wood he although
I did have having lots of wedding pictures around the
house under my fat column. Yeah why like what like?
What like? Once you get married and and it's been
a couple of years and you still have the wedding
photos out, it's such a big deal to you. That
I think is because.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
You're fat, because you're memorializing the best you've ever looked.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah, what are you locking in on? I'm gonna lock
it skinny? Any Greg? Okay menace?
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Well, uh, she sounds skinny, but pizza, fat milk she
kind of has skinny milk, anime, fat kids, fat hot topic,
fat marketing job, fat shoes, fat and Facebook marketing marketplace
fat so fat?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
All right? Now.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
The one thing about the pizza is that we just
asked her, like, what's her favorite pizza place? We didn't say,
do you like pizza or you love pizza?
Speaker 10 (21:32):
Should go to that's the cheapest, easiest, most carbs for
your buck.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Yeah hell yeah, you know, And look this is my lifestyle.
I got you, I feel Yeah, all.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Right, Sammy, I locked in it skinny and something that
weighed very heavily on the skinny side for me was
was playing flute because she doesn't want to have a big,
heavy instrument. If you're little, you want to smallest one possible.
And I think Flinn at band camp and for soccer,
(22:07):
being the goalie is skinny to me. You have to
be quick, you have to die, I know, but you have.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
To take up more space than the goal.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
No, but you have to be quick. That goal is
so big.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Any soccer goalie that I have personally known has been
skinny and.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Ship you've got to cover ground.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Yeah, yeah, so I'm going skinny.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Yeah, all right, if.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
There were a fat position on a soccer team, what
would it be?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, that would be okay.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
But being the fattest person on the soccer team does
that mean school?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
High school, elementary, elementary? You're you're jumping out.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Being the skinniest person on the Wooden Show doesn't necessarily mean.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
But again, if you're in elementary, you.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Had to pick you guys are dancing around the point
on that.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Okay, all right, your full back.
Speaker 11 (22:51):
And we were talking about and talk about the flute,
Yeah okay, but you're missing the entire effect. She was
on the band to begin with, people, come on, okay,
instrument she's playing necessarily. The only thing, the only thing
that really leaned itself skinny was she didn't have any
stupid colored hair or stupid facial piercings, so which which,
you know, hot people don't need to kind of throw
(23:11):
things at the wall to try to look to try
to distract. But yeah, fat this is a fatville us
a popular population her all right, okay.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Brutal, but again I support many of her lifestyle choices. Yeah, yeah,
like Kevin a kid's time.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Well yeah, now now we're gonna find out what we
got going on here. By the way, thank you everybody
who's texting your guesses over to two to nine eight seven.
Let us and gentlemen, here we go.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
On account of three right, all right, kind of.
Speaker 8 (23:44):
One two three chick and.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
She got ab Yeah you're a awesome shit girl. I'm chilling.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
In my before I got married, so brought a muscle,
stayed on luckily. So yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Arms, look at her arms are a tone.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
This is shocking. I mean, not only is she skinny,
she's like.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, you're like yeah, you're like legit, sin look.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
At those arms.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
She could kick on you, damn.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
And this this really is the point of this entire game,
you know, is that you think you have it and
you're like, oh, totally judging, I had it, and I
had it, yeah, by the preference of.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Pizza faces cover. But you know who you look like?
You look like, uh, Pete Davidson's baby mama.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, with like a little hatey compliment.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Yeah, a little Haley Bieber thrown in there.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Well, Erica, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Suck it. Although you are standing in front of an
unmade bed in this.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Maybe she just.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Got out of it. You proud of that though.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, all right, Erica, hang on a second. Well, we'll
get you all set up with your prize. Thank you
for me a volunteer here for fat.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
That was crazy, all right, yeah, mega skinny.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Telling me man I got enough gut and it was
leaning skinny.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
You know, just just went with that.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Now, if you would like to be like Erica and
win a prize just for being a volunteer here for
fat Chick, skinny Chick, you can send us an email
email at the Woodieshow dot com. It's email at the
Woodieshow dot com and Morgan we'll get back to you
and get you all set up for a future round.
Or you can even send us a text if you'd
like letting us know that you're interested in sending your
text Over to to nine eight seven listeners went fat
(25:32):
on that one too.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah, and she's into anal nice.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
You don't want her? Good for her? Good for her
is right?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I think today would be a good night for that.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
We're going to We're gonna take a quick break more
woody shows next.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Hang on to a woody show.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
We'll be right back.
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