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October 29, 2025 • 31 mins
It's Menace's Birthday, News Headlines, Family Fued Celebrity Edition & More!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Breaking news, Greg Gory had to take a major work.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Not since the Fall of Rome has there been this
much devastation Woody wood.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
And now back to the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Well, we're into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Menaces birthday talking about we've got some
some cakes here, which reminds me of Sammy. I owe
you a little bit of money, Yeah, buy, she flies,
I got three K.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
What'd you get?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
I see that looks like a cookies and cream cake
in the back right, chopped the cake back left. The
front one is just like a little baseball Dean World
Series kind of thing. I assume that's probably some kind
of like some yellow cake.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
It is just a white cake.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, yeah, I support this. Thank you. Also got a
gift I believe from Gina. Yeah, and Gina's gift gift
we got yeah all right, wait, go gift our card
first card?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Okay, oh we are. It's weird to do the.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Gift the gift card in the card.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
It's just rude, like I give you a gift and
then there's a card. You always do the card first. Yeah, well, yeah,
what you're supposed to do attending.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
You're interested in the exactly exactly, and you got to
open it solely over the front.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Oh am, I bad dude. That's why I say, don't
even bother with cards. Yeah, I know, for the yeah,
the exercise of it, Like yesterday, like oh I could
write the best card for medicine, you would throw.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
It away, like twenty dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, it's hard to reading the cat with the tierra. Yeah,
and it says I'm beautiful, I'm superior, and the entire
world revolves around me. Uh, get in touch with your
inner cat and have a great birthday, Happy birthday, enjoy.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
The just skip.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
It, Soldier trees.

Speaker 7 (01:55):
Yes, okay, because it actually gives away what's in the Okay,
what is it?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Wait? What does the same soult for trees?

Speaker 8 (02:00):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:00):
That won't give it away.

Speaker 7 (02:04):
Because I always it says salty nuts.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
It's a bunch of peanuts.

Speaker 7 (02:09):
You eating peanuts? Yeah, peanut, I got you one flavor.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Of wow wow, because we got a lot of peanuts.

Speaker 7 (02:19):
That's a lot of peanuts.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Thank you. Salter Trees, Salter Trees.

Speaker 7 (02:23):
Yeah, I hope you enjoyed it.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Never I've never heard that word.

Speaker 7 (02:25):
Yeah, it's a new one.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
No, I've heard of saltier trees.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
I've heard a salt tree. Salt with that little hiccup
in there.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
You know you haven't heard that word before, because that's
not the word. What is it salty nuts? It says
enjoy the salty nuts, enjoy the salty nuts, and menace.
Read it as salt. True that you've never heard that word.

Speaker 7 (02:46):
I think you're asage.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Okay, it's weird because now I feel less dumb and
dumb at the same time.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I'm just because you rolled with it so smooth tree.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I haven't heard that one. Read it?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Sorry, Oh it's in script p.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Sulter trees will have charcooterie and some trees. That's I
don't believe that I've heard.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Sultree is a word fult like when the weather's like Toiletry.
When I went to go Villa to visit the palace
in London, they said sultier trees. Okay, are you sure?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah? Yeah, it's for fancy people.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Right now, are you sure?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Type that into the internet and see if if the
internet's ever heard that word, or it's just a palace, then.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
How would you spell it tree? Don't ask me, well,
you read it as salty nuts.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
Your search did not match any words.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Maybe it's too fancy for Google.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
That's got a big anyway, Metace, happy birthday you, I mean,
I appreciate it. Big birthday month going on here, and
Menace has been wanting to uh do this segment because
he ran into what he said, I don't know who
it is.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I really don't know who it is yet.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Messaid he ran into a legit celebrity. I did, and
that we're gonna do a round of celebrity family few
that metas with like the host for us on his
birth he's giving us gifts social trees.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
All right, Well, I did run into a celebrity who
was opening a restaurant and he's launching a restaurant chain
with another celebrity, and let's meet him.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Now. Okay, what's your name? What do you do for
a living?

Speaker 8 (04:30):
Cedric being a chainer man act the comedian entrepreneur.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
What are we doing out here tonight?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
We are at ac barbecue. Man. We got a couple
of lt o's.

Speaker 8 (04:38):
This is a little phrase I learned it limited time offers,
so and gathering some people out here for that.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Man, Well, what's your favorite item? What's my favorite item?

Speaker 8 (04:45):
I actually you know I named a couple leaves, but
the backyard briskey, the barbecue brisket is that there's one
planks on a pillow. That's my that's our kind of
bonus rib saying, which I like that name right there?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
All right, Well, on the show we do Family Feuder.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
I know you've been on Family Feud.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, Okay, you're ready for some questions.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay, here we go. He's got a cool voice.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, right, So he's from Saint Louis, Saint Louis area.
We talked a lot about Saint Louis. Yeah, and he
loves some barbecue and he's very impressed. What he that
You and I have a burgers named after us.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
The Woody Burger is instead of a bun, it's a
bacon cheeseburger, but the bun on the top is a
grilled cheese sandwich, and then the bottom bun is another
grilled cheese sandwich. Two grilled cheese sandwiches with a bacon
cheeseburger thing in the middle. And then Menace has the
Menace Burger and it's a burger with.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Like cheese and then jack cheese, jack cheese and the
Japo poppers on top.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
It's stacked poppers shout out the hot shot. Yeah, and
it's a chain of sports bars throughout the Saint Louis area.
And I think they've they franchised a little bit like
in the regions thing. But yeah, it's on all the menus.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, there's a couple of locations.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
You know, you made it then, you know, So you
guys want to play some family fuse? Sure? All right,
that's sure, all right?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
So first question and oh yeah, he take it. Yeah,
it's time for what to show celebrity family.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Feud there now it's official, all right, all right.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Uh, let's see who's going to get the first question here, menace,
Let's go with Gina.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Gina, first question, name something you shouldn't do at a
funeral but really want to.

Speaker 7 (06:33):
Really want to? Is it like laugh or.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Their phone number?

Speaker 7 (06:43):
Flirt?

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Yeah, flirt or laugh?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I think is good.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I think yeah, what if it's something like what if
it's something like because you know, people deal with grief
in different ways, But if it's something more naughty like
hook up?

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Like yeah, get that's not that's not appropriate for you know,
because you really want to.

Speaker 7 (07:02):
I mean I'm leaning towards Morgan, like flirt at a funeral,
but you laugh is better. Yeah, I think.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Laugh is better.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
But it's your decision.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Because there's there's like a church laugh, right, what Yeah,
Like you've never heard like a church laugh, Like when people.

Speaker 7 (07:20):
Are like, oh yeah, you can't stop your.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, and you're trying to yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
Yeah, Okay, let's let's go with laugh.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Gonna feel more guilty laughing than having That's how you
deal with You got to shoot all the grief.

Speaker 9 (07:35):
Out exactly, okay, exactly, ribbons of grief, grief, grief, grief
is very it's high protein, all right, all right, it's
Cedric the Entertainer.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Question Number one. Family feud. Name something you shouldn't do
at a funeral? But you really want to laugh.

Speaker 8 (07:57):
You want to laugh at funerals because some people be
dressed wrong, and you know there's other people in there.
You you know that it's people that wouldn't invited to
this funeral and got no vindness in here crying over
this man because we know you owe him twenty five.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Hours, all right, And you know what, shame on me,
because I wasn't thinking in the shoes of the person
being asked a question. In this case, a comedian would
probably just default a left. Yeah, excellent, because he would
want to get because he would want to make jokes.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
We're on the board.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, all right, So who's getting this next question?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Menace? Let's go with great gory gory.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, name something you would be shocked to find in
your grandmother's purse?

Speaker 7 (08:41):
Rocket?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, and your grandmother's a pert rocket condomne.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
A condom in case your grandma gets pregnant.

Speaker 7 (08:49):
Yeah, I mean she can still get STDs.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Gune is good? Like gone a lot in your grandma's purse?
A yeah, like a like an extra pair of annies.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yeah, always got to have an extra payers.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Although older people, older women keep a ton of stuff
in their person everything survival a survival kid.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Let's make a deal. Yeah, I like gun? Gun?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, sure gun. What do you show celebrity family feud
with Cedric the Entertainer.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Let's see if you're right.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Name something you would be shocked to find in your
grandmother's purse.

Speaker 8 (09:26):
Oh, man, a joint would be but I would be shocked.
But if he was saying, it's for a cataract to.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Think about that. Yeah, you got another question? Mess I do?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
All right, who's this going to go? To let's go
with woody. All right, name something that's weird to collect.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Name something toenails.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, hear those people that have like we've read stuff
about them, they have they keep over thing in the
jar or in like a little coin purse. Yeah, they
have a little coin person. It's filled without Like, I
don't know what what do you keeping the demons?

Speaker 7 (10:08):
What about like animals?

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh yeah, like baby teeth?

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Baby?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Did you keep your kid's teeth? I can't remember.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
No, Yeah, why why keep those? What about like bugs
or like the dead creatures that.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Like moths and stuff like that, or what do you
say something basic like stamps.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Means boring and lame?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Coins? Yeah, it's like it's not gonna say something like coins.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
I think it would definitely be something more creepy.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
I like theails actually.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Like how people like wads of gum, like they'll make
a big gum giant. Yeah, gum or nails. I've never
like people are so fascinated with that? Is it the
gum wall?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
And like people.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Just likes cool for background photos?

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Okay, touch it?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, let's just let's just go with nail nail clippings.
All right, all right, nail clippings Cedric the Entertainer celebrity,
what do you show family feud?

Speaker 8 (11:11):
Name a weird thing to collect? Oh, weird thing to
collect probably would be baby teeth.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
People like, you've got to do it.

Speaker 8 (11:21):
But I know somebody had a box of their kids
baby teeth and I.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Thought that was kind of weird. And what are you
gonna do? Try to grow another kid? Or damn? The
thing is it was right there, you know.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, well, shout out to Cedric the Entertainer and his
new barbecue spot, A C Barbecue Ambithy Anthony Anthony Anderson Anderson.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, so sultier Tree. That's a lot of the food
on the menu. It's very like either like sweet or
so tree cut trees.

Speaker 10 (11:54):
Yeah, my hands arend do you feel each individual?

Speaker 2 (12:04):
All right?

Speaker 3 (12:05):
So we have something over there with sea mass And
then he brought in the mac and cheese that he
promised Menace.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
Yes, Menace, I'm doing something Greg, some table side mac and.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Cheese a little culture.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
Yeah, that is the Craft Pizza flavored mac and cheese
ice for MENACE's birthday. Powder and you say, for your recipe,
per package of Craft mac and cheese, one half stick Menace, Oh.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yes, that's how you make it. We'll go half for
an it don't get crazy.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Oh, it's kind of like how you see like a
table side caesar sound.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Molly, yeah, oh hell yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Also for everybody as a smell menace. It smells delicious.
Also for everybody.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Why do you pull your head away?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
But Port has given me some fireball blazing apple.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah heard down with Yeah, yeah, we heard about that.
How that smelled ticke with it feels like it would work.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
That is delico. Yeah all right.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
And it's a limited edition craft mac and cheese pizza
flavor that's available.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
You said, like Target, you found it right, like.

Speaker 6 (13:13):
I brought the the even the also a healthy ranch flavor,
just a regular last night nice.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
I've not seen one.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
We heard about the pizza one, You're right, we did
bring it up in a round of Food News. Can
I dip my pizza one into the ranch one?

Speaker 3 (13:27):
So there's nothing people do that with pizza pizza off that.
So while that's being served up, we have Morgan in here,
who you know.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
She loves giving things a score on a scale of
one to ten.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
She's known for this.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
She is she's just she can't stop doing it.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Everything is you know, we I don't know, I give
it a seven out of ten, or I don't know,
it's maybe like a like a six or seven, you know,
something like that. And so this time around, people suggested
because you know, Halloween, the Halloween candies.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
It's a classic.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Okay, but this, this is Morgan's own personal opinion on these.
Don't get super offended if Yeah, like I get hated
on all the time for my love of candy corn.
People people don't understand are circus peanuts rolls.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
When I was looking up candies, circus penis kept coming up.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
That's the kind of GENA likes. That's right, so big
it's never seen.

Speaker 10 (14:28):
You haven't Yeah, never seen one is another circus peanut
fan just like me.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
And uh, we're gonna have to bring in some circus
peanuts for for Morgan Morgan.

Speaker 11 (14:41):
This goes to my point, Yeah, you don't see them,
nobody wants them.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
The ones you do see are probably the original badge.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Okay, so let's let's go through and uh, on a
scale of one to ten, let's start with something relatively easy,
generally love twigs.

Speaker 10 (14:58):
Oh yeah, y'all, w this is my ten out of ten.
Hell Yeah, it's one of my two favorite candies of
all time. It's so good and gets that caramel and
you get the chocolate and the crunching there, and they're
branding is magnificent.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
You know, left twix right.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
I've never understood the left right.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
It doesn't make sense. Fun, it's just a cute.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
See it's a ten out of ten on there. You're
a shortbread fan, right, Yeah?

Speaker 5 (15:20):
Is that what's inside TwixT?

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Like that crunchy?

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Cookie?

Speaker 5 (15:24):
I love any like chocolate with some crunch inside.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
And then what about one that has divided the room before, Kitkats?
I love Kitkats?

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Yeah, that's crazy said those two. Those are my top two. Yeah,
it's my only two tens. And here's the thing about KitKat.

Speaker 10 (15:39):
Bite into it great, right, chocolated crunchy, But if you
want a sweet little tree, suck all the chocolate off
the outside and then eat just like the wafers on
the end.

Speaker 7 (15:47):
So suck it off and then eat the wave.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
So it's like two candies.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
There's no wrong way, right.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah, another one that I've heard mixed. It used to
be universally loved and now I feel like it's kind
of more polarized.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
It's one or the other. Either love it or you
hit butterfinger.

Speaker 7 (16:02):
Oh okay, it doesn't love butterfinger.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
I love it, but the only problem is it gets Jackson.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
It does.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
You can't even have one bite and it's just in
your teeth for hours.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yeah, they could they could use like they could use
chewed butterfinger to fix potholes, I think, yeah, or use
them as fillings.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Feel like butterfinger was at its height when they hooked
up with the Simpsons. Simpsons did did that whole campaign.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Nobody, but I forgot about that huge.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
I do love butterfinger, but when they describe it as
peanut buttery, I think that's very incorrect. Yeah, oh really,
it doesn't taste like peanut buttery at all. I didn't
even agree. I didn't even know it was supposed to
be serious. Yeah, dead serious. I disagree. I get a
good hit of peanut butter.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
Oh yeah, so would you give it eight point five?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Eight point five?

Speaker 5 (16:48):
I'm tearing an eight and a nine, but I'll give
it eight point five.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
All right, now, let's go uh not chocolate. Let's go
more on the fruit side of thin sour patch kids.

Speaker 10 (16:56):
Okay, delicious, specifically the watermelons. Those are things are good,
so I'll give those like a.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
Nine out of ten.

Speaker 10 (17:02):
But the o G Sour Patch kids only good if
you eat like four or five because other than that
they just spread the rip or the top of your mouth.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Pineapple, Yeah, those types of food that just rip up
your mouth. So for that, I don't really like it.
I'll give it a six out of ten.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
A six out of ten. All right, what about let's see,
let's go with Skittles. Oh, okay, the popular one. You
see that in the kids again.

Speaker 10 (17:29):
I gave them six out of ten. And I can't
explain this, but every time I eat Skittles, I feel.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Like a fat ass. I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Candy.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Yeah, I just can't explain it.

Speaker 10 (17:41):
Even when it's here, and I'll take even the mini bags,
I'll eat it and I'm like, oh god, I'm so disgusting.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I think it's good in small doses. Yeah, kind of
like with sour Patch.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Kids, it's like joeing, like it makes me feel bad afterwards.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
I don't know. Shame there, right, six out of ten
on that one.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
What just a good old fashioned And Morgan is going
through on a scale of one to ten on Halloween candy,
Hershey bars, just regular plain Hershey basic chocolate, basic chocolate
Hershey bar.

Speaker 10 (18:13):
If I was a kid, I'd say ten out of ten,
but because I have a mature palette now it's the
five out of time.

Speaker 7 (18:18):
I'm with you. I'm with you one hundred percent.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
It's like the.

Speaker 7 (18:21):
Worst chocolate I've ever hadores, but it's not the best.

Speaker 10 (18:25):
But why would you eat that when there's like care
Delli and Wint or all those other fancier I thought people.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Come back from trips to Europe and they bring, Oh,
this is the best chocolate you can have. Hershey's way
better than.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Crag Yeah, like a Hershey Kiss, Hershey Kiss, even though
it's the exact same chocolate, like the Hershey kisses, to me,
tastes better than the Hershey chocolate bar, even though agreed,
even though the exact same chocolate.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Tastes way better than I think.

Speaker 10 (18:52):
Anything smaller, like the mini Eminem's taste better than the
bigger Eminem's.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
So what about Eminem's?

Speaker 10 (18:58):
Eminem So many ones I give out a nine out
of ten, but the regular ones eight out of ten.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
You can't explain it.

Speaker 10 (19:03):
The smaller chocolate or peanut I don't like the peanut
ones really yeah, sorry, Greg, and I like peanuts.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
I like chocolate but together, no.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Breaks, more about the peanut butter. Peanut butter ones good,
and then second would be peanut.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Have you had the pretzel lemin ms?

Speaker 2 (19:19):
I don't like those, and shockingly, I did not like
the coconut one not great.

Speaker 7 (19:27):
One's great ones are okay, I loved them.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
And I'd rather get chocolate covered pretzels because they're not
as dry as those pretzel eminem.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Have the salt on the outside.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
But can we go?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I say peanut peanut first, and then eminem and then
the peanut butter, then the peanut.

Speaker 8 (19:45):
But.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Peanut butter is the best one.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Also, can we dial back just a little bit? Did
you say Gena Deli?

Speaker 5 (19:53):
Gary Delly?

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (19:54):
I mean maybe I've been mister. I'm giving you a
day off for your birth.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
I'm taking the.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Hit today now.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
My kids don't like peanut butter cups, that's insane. But
my son's favorite candy bar three Musketeer. Yes, he did
three musketeers.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Some of them.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
Why does everyone hate him so much?

Speaker 1 (20:17):
I don't hate them, but.

Speaker 7 (20:18):
I just like the whipped nuga exactly.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
It tastes like you're on a cloud.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Good.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
Where do I have it on my list?

Speaker 10 (20:25):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (20:26):
Nine out of ten?

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Nine out ten? Yeah, those are good.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
I think it's insane to say that you like that
better than recent peanut, or that you don't like I
don't like them when people say they don't like the
peanut butter cups, don't like them. When people say don't
like peanut butter, huh, because I don't.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
I don't feel like that's the person I need to know.
Not like peanut butter.

Speaker 7 (20:46):
I feel like he needs to be tested for something.
I just don't know what my problem.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
With And I think a lot of people's problem with
Three Musketeers perhaps genus as well, is it's just not
a complex flavor, prob I.

Speaker 11 (20:55):
Was just sugar and a little bit of chocolate.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Say, uh, what the other one that always gets kind
of packaged together? I found that I would always get down.
You know that it would be three Musketeers and milky Way.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Milky Way underrated?

Speaker 7 (21:11):
Okay, yeah, why.

Speaker 10 (21:12):
I don't know why they're paired because I don't see
the similarity there. But I gave milky Way seven out
of ten. I feel like, that's more like a Snickers bar.

Speaker 7 (21:19):
I agree with that.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
The pinu Yeah, without better and more caramel. Yeah yeah,
which menace is like caramels. He's not a caramel fan.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Again, I'll eat it, but I'm never going to order
eat it.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Yeah, let's talk about Snickers Snickers on a scale of
one to ten, Morgan, uh.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Five out of ten. Wow, I'll say this, they've grown
grown up as a kid. I hated him for what
is wrong?

Speaker 2 (21:41):
But like the number one candy bar?

Speaker 7 (21:45):
Have you ever had a tooth crack and frozen Snickers?
Those are great?

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Number one would be peanut butter cups. That's kind of
that's I think that's a universal that's universally.

Speaker 7 (21:54):
Snickers is a shoe in for the best.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
But isn't candy bar just kind of a term? Not
like what do you mean.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
Because it's literally in the name Reese's cup Snickers bar bar?
I know, like the term candy bar, Like where do
you keep the candy bars? Like I want a candy bar.
You could select the peanut butter cups out.

Speaker 11 (22:12):
Candy bar is not a bag of skills, buddy.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah, I would never say a peanut butter cup is
a candy.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Bar, I think of Snickers. If you say candy Barnes, you.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Already say the candy section, yes, thank you, okay, but yeah,
snimmers overrated and.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
It keeps talking, it keeps coming up, but we haven't
gotten your official writing on it yet. What about the
Reese's Peanut butter Cup?

Speaker 5 (22:29):
All right, guys? Eight out of ten? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
What's missing?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah? Oh yeah, you're right, it's fine.

Speaker 7 (22:36):
Sorry, But what's missing from a perfect peanut butter cup?

Speaker 10 (22:41):
Because there's two in the package? I feel like you
have two and then where's the rest?

Speaker 8 (22:46):
Enough?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Enough? You got to king size that had the four cups.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
That's a good problem.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Do you ever get the many ones that are in
a bag and they come unwrapped? Shovel those right in
your face?

Speaker 5 (22:56):
But how do you feel about Reese's Pieces? I feel
like love better than.

Speaker 11 (22:59):
Red such a mouth?

Speaker 6 (23:02):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
You like Reese's pieces better?

Speaker 8 (23:04):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Those?

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yeah? You are special?

Speaker 7 (23:08):
But pieces all day, every day? Over EM and MS?

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Yeah, same, I would say better.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Have you ever tried the Reese's snack break?

Speaker 7 (23:17):
Yeah, the fast break a fat Yeah? Those are good?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
What about good? What about Starburst?

Speaker 10 (23:22):
Another overrated candy? Dude? You know what I'm with people
freaking out like, oh, I love the Pink Ones just trash.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
As the other one.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Favor had someone here recently a couple of weeks ago
and is like, ooh the pink Ones, and I was
leaving the Pink Ones. I'm like, good more for you
and like menace with something caramel, like I'll eat them
if they're there. Yeah, you know, but I would never.
I would never choose and reach and buy and you
walk up with a starburs the roll of stars, I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Do it, Morgan, Did you do Almond Joy or Mounds?

Speaker 5 (23:58):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (23:58):
I had those on my list, but I took them
off because never had them before.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
No, that would be my number one. All right. So
here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
If you have one that we haven't covered yet and
you're curious to get Morgan's expert rating on a scale
of one to ten on the Halloween candy that you
like the best, hit us up on the text over
to two, two, nine, eight seven, and then we'll go
through a couple more of those after the break manas,
I'm really curious, what do you think about the pizza
flavored Kraft mac and cheese.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
It is good, It's edible. I'll give it a good
seven out of ten.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah, maybe i'm starving here, I know that helps.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
I'm not getting a big pizza flavor.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah really, I wish it was just like it could
use it could use some more of the pizza flavor.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
But the pizza flavor is there. Yeah, it's just not
as as forward.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah forward I do have. But it's good.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Set has gone the ranch ready as well, if you guys.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Okay, well here, let's try the Kraft Mac and Mac
and Cheese Ranch Limited Edition flavor. We'll come back and
then we'll go through a couple more that Morgan hasn't
got to yet. The listeners are now on the text
over to two two nine eighty seven, sending over to us.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Our ratings come out every week, and if they're not
good more good enough.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
So we've asked Morgan to give us her evaluation.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
You know how she loves rating things on a scale
of one to ten, just loves it, can't get enough
of it, just get it. And uh, we're asking her
about Halloween candies and her two favorites, Twigs and kit Kat.
Three Musketeers got a nine, Butterfinger got an eight. Point five,
as did the Peanut Buttercups got an eight, Eminem's got
an eight for the minis, and then so far the

(25:43):
lowest rated thing on here Snickers and Hershey, bart Oh, Starbards,
Starbursts got it three csh And we were going through
a bunch of these different ones, and we asked you
the text over if there's one that you would like
to know her opinion on, and I'll just go through
a couple.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Here we met Totty Rolls, but.

Speaker 10 (26:01):
I love Yeah, I give them an eight. I don't
know why I like it, and they're so cheat that
they last a long time.

Speaker 7 (26:09):
What about the ones that are flavored other than those
are pretty gross?

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Regular Smarties, those who show up in the Halloween Pale.

Speaker 7 (26:18):
The Compact pill.

Speaker 10 (26:19):
I think these are underrated. Yeah, like seven for those.
And when I was in high school, I'd like pound
them up and smoke them, you know, and look.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Doing lines of Smarties. It's pretty bad, as I was. Okay,
Nestleie Crunch.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Nestlie Crunch. Okay, I didn't have this one on the list.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
See Nestlie Crunch and crackle because you get the Hershey miniatures.
Has anybody ever seen a full sized Crackle bar, never
for sale, They're always They're always in the Hershey miniatures
or the Mister Goodbar, saying yeah, I seen mister good.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Mister Goodbar is the one that I would say is
one of my all time favorites. But I only have
it during Halloween in the mini form, never because.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
I have never had that one.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah, Menace does like His favorite donut is the chocolate
frosted donut with peanuts on top, so that would make
sense that he likes the Mister Goodbar.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
How about this.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
Crackle used to have a full test sized bar, but
not since nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 10 (27:09):
Crunch, I'll give it a seven seven simple, but nerds nerds,
all right, those aren't eight? Yeah, I don't know why
they're so good. You can just shovel them into your
mouth and.

Speaker 7 (27:17):
You get the half pack, you know, with the slight
on each side.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
You know what I never liked though, pop rocks.

Speaker 7 (27:23):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
That's not Halloween candy, but I mean yeah, because there
was never much flavor.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
It's just about the crackle. Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Yeah, it's fun the first time to do it, but
like a five.

Speaker 7 (27:31):
Have you seen the meme with nerds that says like,
these are halloween nerds. It says in my day, we
just we used to just call them goth don't get
halloween nerds.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Go on, have you had nerds rope?

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Though? What's that? Yeah, it's kind of like it's yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
Piece of plastic. Somehow that makes it better. I think
that's even better.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Also from the text, jolly ranchers.

Speaker 10 (27:51):
Okay, they need to stop making these. I think they
just exist for people that need to stop smoking, and
they have because I know people station Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
Yeah, what would you buy a jolly rancher?

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Not in October?

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
You get them like usually in the lobby of an office,
like a dish of what you give that?

Speaker 11 (28:14):
Or a banker for those six?

Speaker 5 (28:18):
I give it like actually, no, five, that's way too high.
Swedish fish Okay, why are they so good? It's just plastic,
but they're so good.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
There's like a cherry, the cherry flavor.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Yeah, give them a seven.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
A seven for the Swedish fish. Two More from the
text dumb dumbs, little lollipops suckers.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Only good at the dentist office, like if you're eating.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
The bank when you're a kid. Yeah, banks, who goes
to the bank. But if you went to the bank,
do they still hand out lollipops to the kids?

Speaker 5 (28:45):
My bank has Jolly Ranchers Okay, I haven't seen them
in a while.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Dum dumbs. What have you given them?

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Four to stop making or whatever?

Speaker 10 (28:53):
One more York peppermint patties Okay again trash?

Speaker 5 (28:58):
Why would you want to brush your tea longer?

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Oh? Those are good?

Speaker 5 (29:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (29:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Do you not?

Speaker 2 (29:08):
I can't remember. How do you feel about mint chocolate
chip ice crepes? Okay?

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Because some people are just not on board with mint
and because all they can think about is toothpaste, right.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
I like flavor, like mint flavored stuff. I hate actual
real mint.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
What about like like the mint juniors?

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (29:25):
Those are good, not smaller.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
They're smaller and they're surprisingly refreshed. What is it?

Speaker 11 (29:31):
What's the very refreshing, very refreshing.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
I've never had a pay day.

Speaker 7 (29:37):
I don't get paid. It's like a naked candy bar.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
But chocolate.

Speaker 10 (29:40):
When I was a kid, I would always and had
no money, I would buy those and what were they?
One hundred grande? I'd give those to my mom for
holidays and birthdays and be like, look, mom, you're rich,
you know.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Did you get the peppermint patties too too?

Speaker 5 (29:54):
I mean, you hate to stop making them.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
We did try the other limited edition Kraft mac and
Cheese flavor that SeaBASS brought, and he bought the pizza
flavor Mac and Cheese Craft brand. It's available now. Target
has it. And there's another one Ranch flavor.

Speaker 11 (30:09):
Which smells powerful.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, it does get very bright. I liked it. I
loved it.

Speaker 7 (30:15):
Yeah, it was going to be gross. It's delicious.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, the Ranch Craft mac and Cheese is really good.
In fact, I like that one better than the pizza.
I think I do too, and buy a lot.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Has an elevated feel to it and both.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Very treamy thanks to guess just as the one person
in the room who didn't like the Ranch mac and cheese.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Wait, it couldn't be.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
That person didn't try that. No, I didn't have the
Ranch I thought that's the one you just tried, Like
they didn't like the pizza. Oh you like the pizza one?
Oh yeah, I thought you just tried the Ranch one.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Here's the Ranch one.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Her stomach's gonna get upset. Probably it's fine. I hate No,
it's okay, I would just regular.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yeah, I think it's unnecessary, but it's not bad.

Speaker 7 (30:59):
Well, I don't like cool ranch. I don't like like
anything that's not ranch dressing. And that's delicious.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Now now I'm craving more of that. Yeah, yeah, that
might be like a dinner choice tonight.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Alright, will Menace. Happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Thank you Morgan, Thank you, of course.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Thank you appreciate it. Look give you an outlet to
great things on a scale one ten.

Speaker 7 (31:24):
More.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
What he shows next, Hang.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
On the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
We'll be right back

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