January 12, 2026 • 25 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Woodie Show. And before we can look forward, let's
do a quick look back. Yes at the no stra
dumbass aka Menace as he would say, bird diction diction.
Ye that he had card five now Greg, Greg has
the records over there right that we keep and uh,
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where were we at well from last yeen that he made?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, And I would say out of those ten, two
kind of came correct, you know, kind of and the
two that I think are the most accurate where this
will be the year of F one racing quote, it'll
be super big.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I think.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I think that Apple did that deal. Pop Disney announced
their partnership right, and then they had the F one
movie right.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
And Menace certainly embraced it exactly, you know, exactly so
that one. I would he went harder for F one
last year than he I mean, this is a relatively
new thing for Menace, like the F one years now yea, yeah, yeah,
but he went super hardh and he bought Lego sets,
he went to races, I went to four and then
fast food trend of the year protein, I think the
team yes, even Starbucks protein, Yeah, Starbucks. I saw my
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son asked for Chipotle after his hockey game and we
stopped that Chipotle and they now offer protein like extra
protein bowls or what. Yeah, so basically you get your
your whatever and then on the side and like the
cup they would you play like a guacamolea or whatever.
They just fill it with more chicken or more dot whatever.
But in the commercials they say the extra poney bwl
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is ninety grams of proteins. Wow, that's a little unneary.
All right, so a lot.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Of them miss mark though, like government announcing the dollar
is going to be going all crypto.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah that was that was That was a long shot.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Uh, the Las Vegas is going to announce an NBA team,
Nashville will announce a baseball team. Elon Musk will announce
that we've gotten contact from Aliens. Oh so stuff like that. Yeah,
not really hit. Well that was last year. Yeah, let's
now look forward, yeah into twenty twenty six. No, stre dumbass,
what are your predictions for twenty twenty six?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Well, I have ten predictions once again, and we'll start
with number one. Gas will have a national average of
two dollars or less, under two dollars even two dollars
or less.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I didn't average this morning that in the past week
on average, according to the Lumberg survey, which I guess
is like this official that's the gas people a Lumberg
if Nielsen are the ratings people, right, they're the gas Yeah,
they're the gas people. Parties. It's down week over week
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forty five cents per game.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Girl, it's a huge moves around to eighty right now?
Is that be a giant drop? Are you saying we're
gonna just like basically make Venezuela the fifty first state?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Okay, so you think adder below or you know, to
two dollars, yes, okay, that's huge, all right. True.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Next you'll start hearing Now it's kind of in the
you know, the dollar becoming crypto. But I just didn't
really know about this, and this is what you're gonna
start hearing a lot about. It's called stable coin. So
it's just a dollar for dollar crypto currency basically. So
it's not like you buy crypto and the price goes
up it goes down. It's just like the digital dollars. Yeah,
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it's a digital dollars. Well, what happens is, well it
has to do with credit cards. Stable coin will pretty
much you'll see like merchants online will say that they
will accept stable coin because they get less fees from
credit cards, but to process like payments and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I just saw something.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
There's two big quote unquote brands or coins, Tether's one
and us coin, which is basically do us the idea
being theoretically that like, especially if you were in an
unstable region or you couldn't trust your local bank, maybe
you are in hyperinflation area like of Venezuela, you would
use these because you can't trust your bank, you can't
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trust your card, and you want to do international things
or sending people money.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, so it's gonna help like urchins around the world.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
And that being said, these could still be tied.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
You might be using a big company like a coinbase,
and they could still like if a government came to them,
they could still freeze your assets.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Like if anybody needs any more explanation, Greg and I
can start hearing about a thing called stable coin. So
your prediction is it's just going to be more common.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, you're gonna it's just gonna start showing up some
people use these.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, uh Menaces Bredictions for twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Number three the US will become allies with Cuba, so
we won't do a hostile takeover, but we will become
allies with Cuba because well because their number one ally
was Venezuela. So you know, it's either Cuba, you know,
runs with Russia, which I don't think is gonna be
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a great idea with them, or they're just like, you
know what, we'll be friends.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
With the US. So that's my prediction geopolitical stuff.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
So then cruise ships and everyone will be able to
go visit again.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, okay, number four predictions. Now, prediction markets will become mainstream.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Now.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I wanted to announce this last week because you already
saw it on the Golden Globes. They started mentioning polymarket
and things like this. The prediction markets are going to
become the new supports betting things. So it's like you
can bet in markets. Yeah, so you can bet.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
On like pretty much anything gonna win the Golden Globes,
win the Bachelor.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, you're just gonna see people are gonna go nuts.
It's gonna become like their new social media, their new addiction.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I've started to be interested in stuff like this.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, you can predict like who's gonna win your local
election and things like that. It's, uh, you can pretty
much bet on anything. And there's a couple of works markets.
Calshi is another big one. People are gonna race them.
And then they just mentioned them like NonStop on the
Gold Globes last night and they're legal. Yes, so they're like, well,
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we looked at polymarket and they feel blah blah blah.
So again it's just people getting together giving their opinion
on who's gonna win, and it's just like pretty.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Much anything life. Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, So prediction markets huge going mainstream this year. Prediction
number five Now, the missing Malaysian Airlines Flight three seventy
will be found this year.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That's a big one. Yeah, that's huge.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I think, I hope so they will find it this year.
I think that they pretty much already know where it is.
They're just gonna go get it. Number six Major brands
will release protein sodas. Now, there's already like some protein
sodas out there, but the big ones. Now, I know
they did release co Cola, did release one overseas in Japan.
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But you're gonna see like all the major brands releasing
protein sodas. And that's coming at you. Number seven, you're
gonna hear more and more about beta blockers, beta blockers.
A lot of people entertainment were shouting out beta blockers,
but now you're going to find like every day people
shouting out beta blockers. Now, beta blockers are pretty much
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just to calm people down.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
The only time I ever really heard people like go
hard for beta blockers is if they're trying to pass
a polygraph desk.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Okay, so I've taken them for flights. Okay, Wow, I'm
dumber than I thought. Yeah, I've heard the term beta blockers.
Couldn't tell you what the hell they are.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Do you think they were like blue blockers?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I have no idea what. So I've heard the term
beta blockers, but for a billion dollars, I couldn't have
told you at all what that would be. So what
it is? Just a chill pillo beta, A beta.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Okay, I'll give you. I didn't know, but I can
look it up real fast. So you have beta receptors
in your heart and blood vessels, and these things block
things like adrenaline from doing from from body to those receptors,
therefore lowering your blood.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
So what's what's an example of a beta blocker. Is
it all by prescription or there? Yeah, you don't just
walk into a gas station and buy them. Your doctor
would prescribe them to you. But they're different from there,
like a name brand that I would recognize, is that's all?
Speaker 6 (08:17):
I mean, labor Tall all Now, they're not normal lay.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
It's the entertainment world, and like people entertainment are the
ones that have been shy in the mouth for the past.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Couple of years.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
And that there's a lot of these online places where
you don't have to go see doctor anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's the same thing with the
g l P, same thing with the boner pills. You
don't have to go to a doctor, go online, call
the number off the black market, all right. Just the
woman who would buy this stuff behind a dumpster.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Absolutely before behind a dumpster, before she got locked in narrative.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I was a sign then that became the legit one
behind the dumpter. No, she would drive like an hour
and a half girl to meet you, to meet dude,
or go meet some dude.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Yeah, Alley, Yeah, And you handle a bag of syringes
in a brown paper bag and.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
The compounded stuff that being said, you can lower your
heart rate and your blood pressure too too much to
the pot you die.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
So number eight, where are you going to the Oh?
I gotta take an hour and a half drive each
way to go. Picture something that when people who do
legitimately can go right to their corner drug store and
get through.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Yeah, okay, exactly how you're right, not shading, No, you're right.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Number eight.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
The top health trend will be sleep for twenty twenty six.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yeah, they're gonna hammer it down on you the most
this year about you need to get more than seven
hours of sleep. You'll you'll just see that. I'm sorry
to see it are a trend that more and more
a saying like you're just cutting years off your life
if you're getting less sleep than that.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Any twenty four hour period's a very important footnote. When
you get Aura, you get any of the sleep tracker
apps or whatever, it's about the type of sleep, the
amount of that sleep, So rem sleep, light sleep, deep
sleep that you get in a twenty four hour period
doesn't have to be a seven and a half eight
hour stretch in one in one sleep, right if you
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break that up into four hours here and then another
three hours over here. Fine, you do it in three, fine,
But as long as you're getting that amount of rem sleep,
light sleep, deep sleep, aura is great And I've seen
them now at Costco. They really could I've had I
bought this or ring for that purpose. I really had
to get my sleep on track. I've read a ton
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about sleep just because of this schedule over the years,
and i really wanted to get a handle on it.
And I've got a handle on it now and I've
been a billion times better and I've really dialed it in.
It's been thanks to this or You can really track
I mean everything down to the minute of these different
levels of sleep that you're getting. You can get the
or ring again it like Costco and all these different
places I've seen it, best Buy. They even have like
the sizers there so you can see exactly what size
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you need. They mix it even quicker to actually get
it in hand and have it and are using it.
But and you don't have to charge it every day
like you do an Apple watch. It will last for
like three days at a time.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
But if you go a couple of days and it
says you have bad sleep, doesn't put you in a
bad mood.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Huh.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
If it just keeps showing you you keep getting bad sleep,
does it like messing your hand?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, because it gets you thinking like, okay, well what's
been going on? Yeah, it gives you other things to
think about, her tips or things you can do to
improve that. I found it very helpful. Okay, all right,
but Medic's right. I've seen more and more about that stuff.
That's that's gonna be the health trend of twenty twenty six.
Number nine, there will be a major mishap in space
because everyone wants to beat SpaceX. You know, it's gonna
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make Elon the first trillionaire in the world, and so
everybody's gonna rush to get up in space, and something
bad is going to happen in twenty twenty six and
number ten, Rachel Senate, Well, this is your prediction, Senate.
I looked up how to say her name correctly, but
Rachel Senate, she Yeah, she is from the I Love
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l A Show.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
She will be the twenty twenty six movie and TV
IT girl for comedy in twenty.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Twenty So did you watch the I Love l A Show? Yeah?
I watched. Did you like Yeah, there's two deside. If
I liked it or not, but I watched it all.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I think she's gonna be the one that's going to
be like making all the comedy movies and TV.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Yeah, produces, she acts, oh not, what's her name, the
a Zion or whatever, pandea.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
She's gonna be like the cool, cool girl, but the
person like producing the new Tina fe the new like
you know, Seth Rogan, making funny TV shows and stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
She will be the racial Rachel So not I believe
it's not. I don't know. I E n n ott. Oh,
so it's got to be Rachel Odesza, the girl with
the cool hair.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, she's the cool girl.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
All right, Well, there are your no stra dumbass birdictions
for twenty twenty six. I just told you the future
guys great made all the notes absolutely on menace. Yeah. Well,
if you got to right last year, what's your what's
your success rate on your predictions? I'm going to say
what percentage? And I'm saying, like of last year? What
was your percentage last year? Oh?
Speaker 8 (13:11):
That was.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Nice? All right? Doz a ligne? Right, I'm going thirty
for this year.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I'm going to go seventy percent seventy twenty six predictions.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yes, three to one, and I welcome back and into
another new hour insensitivity training, freight, politically correct world on whatdy?
That's great, gory hid we got menace? Hi, everybody is here.
There's an agent Sebastian. That's how you should return to him. Yes,
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this prop.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Segment, people say you're not an agent. Oh like so
like your real estate agent isn't an agent.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
You're an agent of change.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
It was law enforcement. Yeah, never said Sammy's here. We
got Morgan phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
What he text us over to two two nine eighty
seven with whatever you got. But yes, it is time
for another round of wood. You show car cardnards. What
you're gonna do, What you're gonna do when they knock
on you? Carnarks, cardnarks, What you're gonna do, What you're
gonna do when they knock on you? Narks is filmed
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alongside the men and women of cardnarks. Lister discretion is advised,
So just trying to get people to do the right thing,
the moral thing, and return those cards to the card
corral or back to the front of the door if
you don't want to make that whole right there the
car c they're all over the place. Yeah, but people, man,
they'd rather sit and argue for fifteen minutes it's not reality,
or chase Agent Subassian through the parking lot crimes. Yeah,
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they'd rather do that. But Agent Subasian of the card narks,
what did you run into this time around?
Speaker 5 (14:48):
So this lady sheeted a classic move where the cart
returns a few spots down. But you know what's right
next to her, a little little wedge between her and
her next car, which, by the way, often means that
that person can't open their passenger door vice versa.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
They end up being parked.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
So I walk up and approach her and point this out, say, hey,
you know this is this is making it harder to
pull in, makes it her people open their doors.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
You can go put it at the cart corral. They
have a designated area just for this sort of thing.
It's like four miles away. Oh Greg, it was actually
just four spots.
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Really.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Now we can go ahead and skip the beginning conversation.
We've all heard that a thousand times. This lady she
gets out of her car, opens her trunk, and begins
to tell me what she is going to do, not
only with her car, but with things that might be
in her car.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
That's so I'm standing at the side so you can't
hit I'm gonna tell you, what is it, flowers for
me to say, you're sorry for being so rude to me.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I'm going to.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
Listen to your and accept your apology, young lady. Not
no way that your apology.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Actually, so she.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Starts with I'm gonna hit you with my car, which,
by the way, is aggravated assault. That's the assault part
of assault and battery because she's aggravated because she's threatening
to do it with the deadly So she's committed a
low level felony. That's if she hits you with the car. No,
that's the indy just to threat, and she is aggravated, right,
so she's already committed a felony. Say she's gonna hit
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me with her car, she could have left by the
I never blocked a car.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I don't agree with Like that's dumb, Like just saying
gonna I'm gonna yeah, learn that I'm gonna run your
ass over at least try it.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Then then you could just walk up to people and
say I'm gonna shoot you, I'm gonna stab you. That's
that's those are literally fighting, because we see that all
the time on the text.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah. Right, we all have social media. We've seen like
I'm gonna kill this guy. Is it just an expression
or well, it has to do with intent and ability.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
So if I tell Greg right now, had Greg, I'm
gonna shoot you in the face, obviously I'm not intending
to shoot him in the face.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I mean, she sounds like a rag.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
I'm car and you're telling me in that moment that
you're about to do this that that is intended to
put me in fear of my life.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
That is what she's trying to do. Okay, So she
said she's and she's in her trunk, root and round something.
She doesn't find anything.
Speaker 9 (16:59):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Then she claims in this next little bit here that
what I'm doing by asking her to put her card
back and applying a magnet to indicate to her that
she told do that is somehow unsafe.
Speaker 9 (17:11):
Well why would this be unsafe? Keeping I wouldn't have
to do that. If you take your card back, I
don't give them you don't want to hear? What does
that matter?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I'm gonna hate you with my car, you know, That's.
Speaker 9 (17:22):
What First off, that's the hicular a good manslaughter.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
It's a great way to go to jail. Do you
want to do you don't want to do for what?
Speaker 9 (17:30):
That's not a jailable offense, ma'am?
Speaker 3 (17:32):
All right, They just start throwing stuff out, going back
and forth.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Right, yeah, yeah, Well if you touch my car with
a magnet, I get to kill you. Right, it seems fair.
You did work there. It's a different story, right right, right,
you need to work for here, you're allowed to.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
So you heard there, she's a little I don't get here,
I don't give an f and so on and so forth.
And uh that's our next little clip here where I
kind of I kind of say, you know, well, you
seem actually to give quite a bit of care about this.
Speaker 9 (17:55):
Give you from my home, So you do care what
I do? Because every time I come closer here, you
yell at me and saying pervanity for some reason, how
cat you use polite language.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
For example? This is work.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
That's what they got noticed is is that stupid people
really do cost more. That's that's just the fact of life.
Sorry if you if you don't like that. But uh
so she kind of she's spent stuck on this. This
like one or two little things. And I try to
bring that to her attention, maybe to kind of snap
her mind out of this, like repeated F you, I
don't give an f sort of thing.
Speaker 9 (18:27):
Why don't you like putting your cards back? Ma'am? You
only have like two or three things you say. You're
a you like a seek and say or a speaking
pole or whatever.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
That is speaking here so close, yes, speaking speaking say
speak spell, I say, I say half a sentend.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I don't give that few.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Yeah, So she's we go back and forth like this
for a few minutes. Again, she's committing felonies. And How's
some point an employee is walking into this story. They're
in their uniform, they just look like arrived from work.
And she goes to grab this guy and I try
to explain to this guy what's going on.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
And let's see his reaction.
Speaker 9 (19:03):
Yeah, so she took her cart and left it out
work and damage other people's cart.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Let's see, she's.
Speaker 9 (19:08):
Being very I know you are, thanks for your helping,
and I appreciate you, appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I know who you are, sir. Yeah, you know you're
all good, Like when Superman arrives, you know who it is.
Speaker 9 (19:21):
Good here.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Are you seeing our hot bar? Help yourself?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Every time she talks, I just hear the great gory.
I don't give an, I'll give.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
All right.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
So now at this point she's she's driving off and
she's kind of got out and where she's now starting
to sort of block traffic. Again, I've never stopped her
from leaving, and she could have done this literally at
moments zero. But as she's starting to drive off, so
I'm like, okay, I'll let her go. Well, she'd been
on the phone via her air pods this whole time,
and I didn't really quite know who she was talking to.
She said the cops, but apparently she was talking to
her husband.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
He comes blowing into this parking.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Lot on the wrong side, boy, and I didn't realize
this at the time, but when I reviewed the footage,
he hops out, blocking the wrong lane of traffic actually,
and on his leg is an ankle monitor.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
So that's the guy you want to meet up.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Some court of law. That he's not trusted. He don't
give an, he don't given.
Speaker 9 (20:19):
By the way, if you're the one, what are you
doing calling your man who's clearly on probation.
Speaker 8 (20:24):
Yeah, like that.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Clearly not so he shows up. Maybe, you know, maybe
I'm wrong, Maybe he's the level head of one of
this relations.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Let's let's as evidence by the ankle monitor. Let's take
all the level headed. Let's take all this rhetoric down.
You don't need to be again committing felonies.
Speaker 8 (20:44):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Maybe maybe he's smart about this. You'll get a bit
because she left, because she left the noble sponsor and
he goes do that.
Speaker 9 (20:53):
That's my job, going from more cancer, going from more sir,
I hear you.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
You're talking about.
Speaker 9 (21:00):
I didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
To her, sir, oh, I can hear you. Also, he
doesn't give an that No one gives an a Yeah,
their behavior, they don't care. Yeah, well, but they do care.
That's the point is the car narks are really in
a pickle.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
Now, well, Agent Semashina, were you scared at this point,
because he seems pretty unwilling.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
He was built. He was built like three sticks of
beef jerky, So not really.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Now he was he was charging me down. And again,
as the cartnarks, we do not people. Oh, you puss,
you should fight him, and I could have and I
would have won. But that is not the point of
the it's a middle aged due who was one hundred
and thirty pounds with an ankle letter. I think I'm okay, uh,
but that the point is not to bait people in
the fights. The point is to get them, bait them
into doing the correct thing, and if they want to fight,
I'm gonna try to avoid that unless unless I can't.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
In this case, I colach it by backing up a
little bit.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
So he then gets so he runs off because she's
she's left at this point, he's He gets back in
his car, but he drives by to tell me because
he sees me laughing at him, and I'm chuckling because
he's he's ridiculous. He's a ridiculous, and he doesn't like
that I am I laughing at him.
Speaker 9 (22:04):
It's not funny, sir. It's about responsibility, you got, sir.
I was trying to have a polite conversation. I wasn't
angry at her. I wasn't violent toward her whatsoever. I
don't understand why you.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Are, sir. Yeah, your highness, thank you.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Use the phrase that calms every woman down. Calm down, Yeah, sir,
calm down, calm down, stop caping for your what do
you show cart Nark's agent Sebasti out there in these streets.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Now the message.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Okay, so those two didn't hear the message, unfortunately, but
the messages out there, and it involves some of our
close personal friends on kate T LA and Los Angeles
where if you don't know, know the La area. Around
the winter time, they get these very strong Santa Ana wins. Oh. Yeah,
this was the cause of the big fire last year
because it's drowing all these embers all through the area. Well,
our good personal friend Mark Chrisky was reporting on these
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winds and he had this to say, make sure you
put your shopping cart in the car corral because they
just get blown around.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
They get to bang into somebody's car. Yes, thank you.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Now, his field reporter is a guy named Carlos Arrera,
and he was out in a shopping center and it's
very very windy.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Carlos sees loose carts.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Oh, and he calls in a professional and expert, the
car collector guy, to an impromptu interview about carts.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Shopping cart etiquette is a big thing, and I'd like
to emphasize it, especially when I come here, because people
just leave them anywhere.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yes, what's your message your viewers right now? Very important, take.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
A mantage, put the carts in the corrals. Yes, that's simple,
period period sir, you're a hero. Thank you for Yeah,
you've heard it directly from the official correspondence. Because people,
and that's this is something I get online a lot.
People will say, number one, oh, you don't have to
put them back. The employees like running around and get
not when it's windy, not when it's hot, when I
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wants cleaning, don't rating.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
They don't like that. In fact, the guy the official
word there's put him back because it's unsafe. Yeah, and
you heard the first in the flat straight cart dented
my car.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
And insurance doesn't care because they think you did it
to your own car.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
And the ductible slash cost is right around the same.
So it's not worth it even fire Now, So Carlos
is out there, Mark Chrisky's out there on this Katla
talking and sense to people. Now they throw it back
to the studio after Carlos is talking sense and the
lady back at the anchor desk.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I don't even know her name, Jessica. I don't think.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
I think, I think it's a different blonde in this case,
because Jessica's cool. This other lady, she has the classic
hypothetical of why you shouldn't be taking your car.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I would like the next hour.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I want to know when you become a dad and
you load the baby up and you got to put
the card away in the corral, what are you choosing
to do, Carlos.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Oh, well, the same way that you car to that
baby all the way around the store in the cart.
You could take the baby with you, like take the
cart with the groceries and maybe to the car, unload
the car. Baby can still be sitting in the in
the little scene.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Then you and the baby now with an empty cart,
walk it over to the crowd, show this young child
of yours that you're influencing to do the right. And
then when you get to the crowd, pick them up
out of the cart, hold them while you use your
free hand now to push the cart into the crowd
and to your car, like what they've been doing for
one hundred years.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
If you figured that out in this dumb ass on
the news didn't figure that out. This took me the
fatherhood to finally figure out a way to make that happen.
Because it sounded like she had an air tight shut
like Joana right there the figure out or or and
also he has a parent part near the cart croud
that makes it eat twice or three times as easy.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
But so there's still morons out there, but that's why
we do this. They're still like her. Well do you
show cart narks down cating themselves in harms way literally
try to make the better point.
Speaker 9 (25:43):
Yeah, So she took her card and left it out
work and damage other people's cars. I know you are.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Thanks for your help, sir.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
So what do you know?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
We're there
The Woodie Show. And before we can look forward, let's
do a quick look back. Yes at the no stra
dumbass aka Menace as he would say, bird diction diction.
Ye that he had card five now Greg, Greg has
the records over there right that we keep and uh,
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where were we at well from last yeen that he made?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, And I would say out of those ten, two
kind of came correct, you know, kind of and the
two that I think are the most accurate where this
will be the year of F one racing quote, it'll
be super big.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I think.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I think that Apple did that deal. Pop Disney announced
their partnership right, and then they had the F one
movie right.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
And Menace certainly embraced it exactly, you know, exactly so
that one. I would he went harder for F one
last year than he I mean, this is a relatively
new thing for Menace, like the F one years now yea, yeah, yeah,
but he went super hardh and he bought Lego sets,
he went to races, I went to four and then
fast food trend of the year protein, I think the
team yes, even Starbucks protein, Yeah, Starbucks. I saw my
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son asked for Chipotle after his hockey game and we
stopped that Chipotle and they now offer protein like extra
protein bowls or what. Yeah, so basically you get your
your whatever and then on the side and like the
cup they would you play like a guacamolea or whatever.
They just fill it with more chicken or more dot whatever.
But in the commercials they say the extra poney bwl
(01:33):
is ninety grams of proteins. Wow, that's a little unneary.
All right, so a lot.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Of them miss mark though, like government announcing the dollar
is going to be going all crypto.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah that was that was That was a long shot.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Uh, the Las Vegas is going to announce an NBA team,
Nashville will announce a baseball team. Elon Musk will announce
that we've gotten contact from Aliens. Oh so stuff like that. Yeah,
not really hit. Well that was last year. Yeah, let's
now look forward, yeah into twenty twenty six. No, stre dumbass,
what are your predictions for twenty twenty six?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Well, I have ten predictions once again, and we'll start
with number one. Gas will have a national average of
two dollars or less, under two dollars even two dollars
or less.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I didn't average this morning that in the past week
on average, according to the Lumberg survey, which I guess
is like this official that's the gas people a Lumberg
if Nielsen are the ratings people, right, they're the gas Yeah,
they're the gas people. Parties. It's down week over week
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forty five cents per game.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Girl, it's a huge moves around to eighty right now?
Is that be a giant drop? Are you saying we're
gonna just like basically make Venezuela the fifty first state?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Okay, so you think adder below or you know, to
two dollars, yes, okay, that's huge, all right. True.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Next you'll start hearing Now it's kind of in the
you know, the dollar becoming crypto. But I just didn't
really know about this, and this is what you're gonna
start hearing a lot about. It's called stable coin. So
it's just a dollar for dollar crypto currency basically. So
it's not like you buy crypto and the price goes
up it goes down. It's just like the digital dollars. Yeah,
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it's a digital dollars. Well, what happens is, well it
has to do with credit cards. Stable coin will pretty
much you'll see like merchants online will say that they
will accept stable coin because they get less fees from
credit cards, but to process like payments and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I just saw something.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
There's two big quote unquote brands or coins, Tether's one
and us coin, which is basically do us the idea
being theoretically that like, especially if you were in an
unstable region or you couldn't trust your local bank, maybe
you are in hyperinflation area like of Venezuela, you would
use these because you can't trust your bank, you can't
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trust your card, and you want to do international things
or sending people money.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, so it's gonna help like urchins around the world.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
And that being said, these could still be tied.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
You might be using a big company like a coinbase,
and they could still like if a government came to them,
they could still freeze your assets.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Like if anybody needs any more explanation, Greg and I
can start hearing about a thing called stable coin. So
your prediction is it's just going to be more common.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, you're gonna it's just gonna start showing up some
people use these.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, uh Menaces Bredictions for twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Number three the US will become allies with Cuba, so
we won't do a hostile takeover, but we will become
allies with Cuba because well because their number one ally
was Venezuela. So you know, it's either Cuba, you know,
runs with Russia, which I don't think is gonna be
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a great idea with them, or they're just like, you
know what, we'll be friends.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
With the US. So that's my prediction geopolitical stuff.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
So then cruise ships and everyone will be able to
go visit again.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, okay, number four predictions. Now, prediction markets will become mainstream.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Now.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I wanted to announce this last week because you already
saw it on the Golden Globes. They started mentioning polymarket
and things like this. The prediction markets are going to
become the new supports betting things. So it's like you
can bet in markets. Yeah, so you can bet.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
On like pretty much anything gonna win the Golden Globes,
win the Bachelor.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, you're just gonna see people are gonna go nuts.
It's gonna become like their new social media, their new addiction.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I've started to be interested in stuff like this.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, you can predict like who's gonna win your local
election and things like that. It's, uh, you can pretty
much bet on anything. And there's a couple of works markets.
Calshi is another big one. People are gonna race them.
And then they just mentioned them like NonStop on the
Gold Globes last night and they're legal. Yes, so they're like, well,
(06:07):
we looked at polymarket and they feel blah blah blah.
So again it's just people getting together giving their opinion
on who's gonna win, and it's just like pretty.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Much anything life. Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, So prediction markets huge going mainstream this year. Prediction
number five Now, the missing Malaysian Airlines Flight three seventy
will be found this year.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That's a big one. Yeah, that's huge.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I think, I hope so they will find it this year.
I think that they pretty much already know where it is.
They're just gonna go get it. Number six Major brands
will release protein sodas. Now, there's already like some protein
sodas out there, but the big ones. Now, I know
they did release co Cola, did release one overseas in Japan.
(06:54):
But you're gonna see like all the major brands releasing
protein sodas. And that's coming at you. Number seven, you're
gonna hear more and more about beta blockers, beta blockers.
A lot of people entertainment were shouting out beta blockers,
but now you're going to find like every day people
shouting out beta blockers. Now, beta blockers are pretty much
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just to calm people down.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
The only time I ever really heard people like go
hard for beta blockers is if they're trying to pass
a polygraph desk.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Okay, so I've taken them for flights. Okay, Wow, I'm
dumber than I thought. Yeah, I've heard the term beta blockers.
Couldn't tell you what the hell they are.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Do you think they were like blue blockers?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I have no idea what. So I've heard the term
beta blockers, but for a billion dollars, I couldn't have
told you at all what that would be. So what
it is? Just a chill pillo beta, A beta.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Okay, I'll give you. I didn't know, but I can
look it up real fast. So you have beta receptors
in your heart and blood vessels, and these things block
things like adrenaline from doing from from body to those receptors,
therefore lowering your blood.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
So what's what's an example of a beta blocker. Is
it all by prescription or there? Yeah, you don't just
walk into a gas station and buy them. Your doctor
would prescribe them to you. But they're different from there,
like a name brand that I would recognize, is that's all?
Speaker 6 (08:17):
I mean, labor Tall all Now, they're not normal lay.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
It's the entertainment world, and like people entertainment are the
ones that have been shy in the mouth for the past.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Couple of years.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
And that there's a lot of these online places where
you don't have to go see doctor anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's the same thing with the
g l P, same thing with the boner pills. You
don't have to go to a doctor, go online, call
the number off the black market, all right. Just the
woman who would buy this stuff behind a dumpster.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Absolutely before behind a dumpster, before she got locked in narrative.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I was a sign then that became the legit one
behind the dumpter. No, she would drive like an hour
and a half girl to meet you, to meet dude,
or go meet some dude.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Yeah, Alley, Yeah, And you handle a bag of syringes
in a brown paper bag and.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
The compounded stuff that being said, you can lower your
heart rate and your blood pressure too too much to
the pot you die.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
So number eight, where are you going to the Oh?
I gotta take an hour and a half drive each
way to go. Picture something that when people who do
legitimately can go right to their corner drug store and
get through.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Yeah, okay, exactly how you're right, not shading, No, you're right.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Number eight.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
The top health trend will be sleep for twenty twenty six.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yeah, they're gonna hammer it down on you the most
this year about you need to get more than seven
hours of sleep. You'll you'll just see that. I'm sorry
to see it are a trend that more and more
a saying like you're just cutting years off your life
if you're getting less sleep than that.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Any twenty four hour period's a very important footnote. When
you get Aura, you get any of the sleep tracker
apps or whatever, it's about the type of sleep, the
amount of that sleep, So rem sleep, light sleep, deep
sleep that you get in a twenty four hour period
doesn't have to be a seven and a half eight
hour stretch in one in one sleep, right if you
(10:13):
break that up into four hours here and then another
three hours over here. Fine, you do it in three, fine,
But as long as you're getting that amount of rem sleep,
light sleep, deep sleep, aura is great And I've seen
them now at Costco. They really could I've had I
bought this or ring for that purpose. I really had
to get my sleep on track. I've read a ton
(10:33):
about sleep just because of this schedule over the years,
and i really wanted to get a handle on it.
And I've got a handle on it now and I've
been a billion times better and I've really dialed it in.
It's been thanks to this or You can really track
I mean everything down to the minute of these different
levels of sleep that you're getting. You can get the
or ring again it like Costco and all these different
places I've seen it, best Buy. They even have like
the sizers there so you can see exactly what size
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you need. They mix it even quicker to actually get
it in hand and have it and are using it.
But and you don't have to charge it every day
like you do an Apple watch. It will last for
like three days at a time.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
But if you go a couple of days and it
says you have bad sleep, doesn't put you in a
bad mood.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Huh.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
If it just keeps showing you you keep getting bad sleep,
does it like messing your hand?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, because it gets you thinking like, okay, well what's
been going on? Yeah, it gives you other things to
think about, her tips or things you can do to
improve that. I found it very helpful. Okay, all right,
but Medic's right. I've seen more and more about that stuff.
That's that's gonna be the health trend of twenty twenty six.
Number nine, there will be a major mishap in space
because everyone wants to beat SpaceX. You know, it's gonna
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make Elon the first trillionaire in the world, and so
everybody's gonna rush to get up in space, and something
bad is going to happen in twenty twenty six and
number ten, Rachel Senate, Well, this is your prediction, Senate.
I looked up how to say her name correctly, but
Rachel Senate, she Yeah, she is from the I Love
(12:01):
l A Show.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
She will be the twenty twenty six movie and TV
IT girl for comedy in twenty.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Twenty So did you watch the I Love l A Show? Yeah?
I watched. Did you like Yeah, there's two deside. If
I liked it or not, but I watched it all.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I think she's gonna be the one that's going to
be like making all the comedy movies and TV.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Yeah, produces, she acts, oh not, what's her name, the
a Zion or whatever, pandea.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
She's gonna be like the cool, cool girl, but the
person like producing the new Tina fe the new like
you know, Seth Rogan, making funny TV shows and stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
She will be the racial Rachel So not I believe
it's not. I don't know. I E n n ott. Oh,
so it's got to be Rachel Odesza, the girl with
the cool hair.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, she's the cool girl.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
All right, Well, there are your no stra dumbass birdictions
for twenty twenty six. I just told you the future
guys great made all the notes absolutely on menace. Yeah. Well,
if you got to right last year, what's your what's
your success rate on your predictions? I'm going to say
what percentage? And I'm saying, like of last year? What
was your percentage last year? Oh?
Speaker 8 (13:11):
That was.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Nice? All right? Doz a ligne? Right, I'm going thirty
for this year.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I'm going to go seventy percent seventy twenty six predictions.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yes, three to one, and I welcome back and into
another new hour insensitivity training, freight, politically correct world on whatdy?
That's great, gory hid we got menace? Hi, everybody is here.
There's an agent Sebastian. That's how you should return to him. Yes,
(13:48):
this prop.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Segment, people say you're not an agent. Oh like so
like your real estate agent isn't an agent.
Speaker 6 (13:54):
You're an agent of change.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
It was law enforcement. Yeah, never said Sammy's here. We
got Morgan phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
What he text us over to two two nine eighty
seven with whatever you got. But yes, it is time
for another round of wood. You show car cardnards. What
you're gonna do, What you're gonna do when they knock
on you? Carnarks, cardnarks, What you're gonna do, What you're
gonna do when they knock on you? Narks is filmed
(14:20):
alongside the men and women of cardnarks. Lister discretion is advised,
So just trying to get people to do the right thing,
the moral thing, and return those cards to the card
corral or back to the front of the door if
you don't want to make that whole right there the
car c they're all over the place. Yeah, but people, man,
they'd rather sit and argue for fifteen minutes it's not reality,
or chase Agent Subassian through the parking lot crimes. Yeah,
(14:43):
they'd rather do that. But Agent Subasian of the card narks,
what did you run into this time around?
Speaker 5 (14:48):
So this lady sheeted a classic move where the cart
returns a few spots down. But you know what's right
next to her, a little little wedge between her and
her next car, which, by the way, often means that
that person can't open their passenger door vice versa.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
They end up being parked.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
So I walk up and approach her and point this out, say, hey,
you know this is this is making it harder to
pull in, makes it her people open their doors.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
You can go put it at the cart corral. They
have a designated area just for this sort of thing.
It's like four miles away. Oh Greg, it was actually
just four spots.
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Really.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Now we can go ahead and skip the beginning conversation.
We've all heard that a thousand times. This lady she
gets out of her car, opens her trunk, and begins
to tell me what she is going to do, not
only with her car, but with things that might be
in her car.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
That's so I'm standing at the side so you can't
hit I'm gonna tell you, what is it, flowers for
me to say, you're sorry for being so rude to me.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I'm going to.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
Listen to your and accept your apology, young lady. Not
no way that your apology.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Actually, so she.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Starts with I'm gonna hit you with my car, which,
by the way, is aggravated assault. That's the assault part
of assault and battery because she's aggravated because she's threatening
to do it with the deadly So she's committed a
low level felony. That's if she hits you with the car. No,
that's the indy just to threat, and she is aggravated, right,
so she's already committed a felony. Say she's gonna hit
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me with her car, she could have left by the
I never blocked a car.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I don't agree with Like that's dumb, Like just saying
gonna I'm gonna yeah, learn that I'm gonna run your
ass over at least try it.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Then then you could just walk up to people and
say I'm gonna shoot you, I'm gonna stab you. That's
that's those are literally fighting, because we see that all
the time on the text.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah. Right, we all have social media. We've seen like
I'm gonna kill this guy. Is it just an expression
or well, it has to do with intent and ability.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
So if I tell Greg right now, had Greg, I'm
gonna shoot you in the face, obviously I'm not intending
to shoot him in the face.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I mean, she sounds like a rag.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
I'm car and you're telling me in that moment that
you're about to do this that that is intended to
put me in fear of my life.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
That is what she's trying to do. Okay, So she
said she's and she's in her trunk, root and round something.
She doesn't find anything.
Speaker 9 (16:59):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Then she claims in this next little bit here that
what I'm doing by asking her to put her card
back and applying a magnet to indicate to her that
she told do that is somehow unsafe.
Speaker 9 (17:11):
Well why would this be unsafe? Keeping I wouldn't have
to do that. If you take your card back, I
don't give them you don't want to hear? What does
that matter?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I'm gonna hate you with my car, you know, That's.
Speaker 9 (17:22):
What First off, that's the hicular a good manslaughter.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
It's a great way to go to jail. Do you
want to do you don't want to do for what?
Speaker 9 (17:30):
That's not a jailable offense, ma'am?
Speaker 3 (17:32):
All right, They just start throwing stuff out, going back
and forth.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Right, yeah, yeah, Well if you touch my car with
a magnet, I get to kill you. Right, it seems fair.
You did work there. It's a different story, right right, right,
you need to work for here, you're allowed to.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
So you heard there, she's a little I don't get here,
I don't give an f and so on and so forth.
And uh that's our next little clip here where I
kind of I kind of say, you know, well, you
seem actually to give quite a bit of care about this.
Speaker 9 (17:55):
Give you from my home, So you do care what
I do? Because every time I come closer here, you
yell at me and saying pervanity for some reason, how
cat you use polite language.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
For example? This is work.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
That's what they got noticed is is that stupid people
really do cost more. That's that's just the fact of life.
Sorry if you if you don't like that. But uh
so she kind of she's spent stuck on this. This
like one or two little things. And I try to
bring that to her attention, maybe to kind of snap
her mind out of this, like repeated F you, I
don't give an f sort of thing.
Speaker 9 (18:27):
Why don't you like putting your cards back? Ma'am? You
only have like two or three things you say. You're
a you like a seek and say or a speaking
pole or whatever.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
That is speaking here so close, yes, speaking speaking say
speak spell, I say, I say half a sentend.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I don't give that few.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Yeah, So she's we go back and forth like this
for a few minutes. Again, she's committing felonies. And How's
some point an employee is walking into this story. They're
in their uniform, they just look like arrived from work.
And she goes to grab this guy and I try
to explain to this guy what's going on.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
And let's see his reaction.
Speaker 9 (19:03):
Yeah, so she took her cart and left it out
work and damage other people's cart.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Let's see, she's.
Speaker 9 (19:08):
Being very I know you are, thanks for your helping,
and I appreciate you, appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I know who you are, sir. Yeah, you know you're
all good, Like when Superman arrives, you know who it is.
Speaker 9 (19:21):
Good here.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Are you seeing our hot bar? Help yourself?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Every time she talks, I just hear the great gory.
I don't give an, I'll give.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
All right.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
So now at this point she's she's driving off and
she's kind of got out and where she's now starting
to sort of block traffic. Again, I've never stopped her
from leaving, and she could have done this literally at
moments zero. But as she's starting to drive off, so
I'm like, okay, I'll let her go. Well, she'd been
on the phone via her air pods this whole time,
and I didn't really quite know who she was talking to.
She said the cops, but apparently she was talking to
her husband.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
He comes blowing into this parking.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Lot on the wrong side, boy, and I didn't realize
this at the time, but when I reviewed the footage,
he hops out, blocking the wrong lane of traffic actually,
and on his leg is an ankle monitor.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
So that's the guy you want to meet up.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Some court of law. That he's not trusted. He don't
give an, he don't given.
Speaker 9 (20:19):
By the way, if you're the one, what are you
doing calling your man who's clearly on probation.
Speaker 8 (20:24):
Yeah, like that.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Clearly not so he shows up. Maybe, you know, maybe
I'm wrong, Maybe he's the level head of one of
this relations.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Let's let's as evidence by the ankle monitor. Let's take
all the level headed. Let's take all this rhetoric down.
You don't need to be again committing felonies.
Speaker 8 (20:44):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Maybe maybe he's smart about this. You'll get a bit
because she left, because she left the noble sponsor and
he goes do that.
Speaker 9 (20:53):
That's my job, going from more cancer, going from more sir,
I hear you.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
You're talking about.
Speaker 9 (21:00):
I didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
To her, sir, oh, I can hear you. Also, he
doesn't give an that No one gives an a Yeah,
their behavior, they don't care. Yeah, well, but they do care.
That's the point is the car narks are really in
a pickle.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
Now, well, Agent Semashina, were you scared at this point,
because he seems pretty unwilling.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
He was built. He was built like three sticks of
beef jerky, So not really.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Now he was he was charging me down. And again,
as the cartnarks, we do not people. Oh, you puss,
you should fight him, and I could have and I
would have won. But that is not the point of
the it's a middle aged due who was one hundred
and thirty pounds with an ankle letter. I think I'm okay, uh,
but that the point is not to bait people in
the fights. The point is to get them, bait them
into doing the correct thing, and if they want to fight,
I'm gonna try to avoid that unless unless I can't.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
In this case, I colach it by backing up a
little bit.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
So he then gets so he runs off because she's
she's left at this point, he's He gets back in
his car, but he drives by to tell me because
he sees me laughing at him, and I'm chuckling because
he's he's ridiculous. He's a ridiculous, and he doesn't like
that I am I laughing at him.
Speaker 9 (22:04):
It's not funny, sir. It's about responsibility, you got, sir.
I was trying to have a polite conversation. I wasn't
angry at her. I wasn't violent toward her whatsoever. I
don't understand why you.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Are, sir. Yeah, your highness, thank you.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Use the phrase that calms every woman down. Calm down, Yeah, sir,
calm down, calm down, stop caping for your what do
you show cart Nark's agent Sebasti out there in these streets.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Now the message.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Okay, so those two didn't hear the message, unfortunately, but
the messages out there, and it involves some of our
close personal friends on kate T LA and Los Angeles
where if you don't know, know the La area. Around
the winter time, they get these very strong Santa Ana wins. Oh. Yeah,
this was the cause of the big fire last year
because it's drowing all these embers all through the area. Well,
our good personal friend Mark Chrisky was reporting on these
(22:53):
winds and he had this to say, make sure you
put your shopping cart in the car corral because they
just get blown around.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
They get to bang into somebody's car. Yes, thank you.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Now, his field reporter is a guy named Carlos Arrera,
and he was out in a shopping center and it's
very very windy.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Carlos sees loose carts.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Oh, and he calls in a professional and expert, the
car collector guy, to an impromptu interview about carts.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Shopping cart etiquette is a big thing, and I'd like
to emphasize it, especially when I come here, because people
just leave them anywhere.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yes, what's your message your viewers right now? Very important, take.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
A mantage, put the carts in the corrals. Yes, that's simple,
period period sir, you're a hero. Thank you for Yeah,
you've heard it directly from the official correspondence. Because people,
and that's this is something I get online a lot.
People will say, number one, oh, you don't have to
put them back. The employees like running around and get
not when it's windy, not when it's hot, when I
(23:47):
wants cleaning, don't rating.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
They don't like that. In fact, the guy the official
word there's put him back because it's unsafe. Yeah, and
you heard the first in the flat straight cart dented
my car.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
And insurance doesn't care because they think you did it
to your own car.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
And the ductible slash cost is right around the same.
So it's not worth it even fire Now, So Carlos
is out there, Mark Chrisky's out there on this Katla
talking and sense to people. Now they throw it back
to the studio after Carlos is talking sense and the
lady back at the anchor desk.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I don't even know her name, Jessica. I don't think.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
I think, I think it's a different blonde in this case,
because Jessica's cool. This other lady, she has the classic
hypothetical of why you shouldn't be taking your car.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I would like the next hour.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I want to know when you become a dad and
you load the baby up and you got to put
the card away in the corral, what are you choosing
to do, Carlos.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Oh, well, the same way that you car to that
baby all the way around the store in the cart.
You could take the baby with you, like take the
cart with the groceries and maybe to the car, unload
the car. Baby can still be sitting in the in
the little scene.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Then you and the baby now with an empty cart,
walk it over to the crowd, show this young child
of yours that you're influencing to do the right. And
then when you get to the crowd, pick them up
out of the cart, hold them while you use your
free hand now to push the cart into the crowd
and to your car, like what they've been doing for
one hundred years.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
If you figured that out in this dumb ass on
the news didn't figure that out. This took me the
fatherhood to finally figure out a way to make that happen.
Because it sounded like she had an air tight shut
like Joana right there the figure out or or and
also he has a parent part near the cart croud
that makes it eat twice or three times as easy.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
But so there's still morons out there, but that's why
we do this. They're still like her. Well do you
show cart narks down cating themselves in harms way literally
try to make the better point.
Speaker 9 (25:43):
Yeah, So she took her card and left it out
work and damage other people's cars. I know you are.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Thanks for your help, sir.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
So what do you know?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
We're there
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