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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now to the Way Show, and We're going to
get back into something that I've been looking forward to
for a long time, because leave it to menace to
misread something but turn it into something else. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
So we had that topic the other day, stuff that
shouldn't need to be told, like I shouldn't have to
tell you how to you know, do something or you know,
different things like that, and how to act. And we
had an event where, you know, people are drinking and
we're at a brewery, and I go, oh, you know what,
I should record some audio with some of our listeners
on what they have to say about that topic. But
(00:35):
I had a couple of beers myself, and I misread
the email it and so I read it as stuff
that shouldn't be told, like things that you shouldn't tell
other people. Oh, that's better, And so I have the
recordings and then finally, like I get sober for thirty seconds,
and then I get on track to the original subject.
(00:55):
But I have a couple of the before with the
wrong topic. Okay, so the first one is super obvious,
so I just want to get out of the way.
Here's the first one.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
What's something people shouldn't be told?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Body count, Adie.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, that's the number one. That's the number one.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's fair.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
You got it easy.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
So I felt bad about that because it was a
young girl in front of her boyfriend and she went
with body count.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
He didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
He had like, oh, don't talk about politics, and I'm like, oh, guys,
I know, but I can see his face. But she
was like, you don't want to. So I'm like that
was super easy. Of course a bunch of people had
that answer. But then we started getting into some other answers.
So here's another clip.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Something people shouldn't be told, something people should not be told. Yeah,
how many times you've done butt stuff? Okay? So can
I get your butt stuff number?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
About four?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Four? Did you spread it out or just like you
just have one crazy month? It's all solo?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Okay, middle finger and thong neither okay, neither okay?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Interesting, So wow, solo but stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
And I'm like, oh, of course, I buzz I should
have said, you know, what was you know up there?
So a toy I'm guessing right now, toy true could
be anything control. I mean, we've had so many different
stories of bottle bottles coming wheels. Who knows? All right,
going on to another person who had an interesting reply.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
What's something people shouldn't be told how to raise their kids?
Out to raise their kids? That's a good one. Do
you have kids?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I do not.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Do you tell people how to ra you kids?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah I do.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
What's the number one petive that you have for people
with their kids?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Oh, they're so invasive of your personal space. Those kids
are all over your ninety of the time you're around them,
all sticky and nasty and gross.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Don't have them, not at all, Ham.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
But it's funny that she came out with the subject like,
don't tell people how to raise their kids, but she
had a lot to say about it.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Well, kids are sticky, and they are close talkers, and.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
She's not wrong anytime every kid in a certain age
will just cough and sneeze right in your face and
not even think twice about.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It, or just like be in your space.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
I don't know, Greg, I guess I'm kind of lucky
that kids aren't on me.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Ever, Yeah right, that they don't climb on me either,
I guess. But that's wird that the kids having kids.
It's the only thing you're not allowed to have an
opinion on, unless you have a kid. You don't have
to have a dog, but you can have an opinion
on dog breeds or dogs. You don't have to have
a certain make of car to have an opinion about it.
But god forbid you have an opinion about it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Suggest you don't understand you don't have kids.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
I think maybe the difference is because you're absolutely right
about that, and I'm wondering, I'm thinking, well, why would
that be? And I guess it's you're you're assuming what
it's like to live with one or to have to
be responsible for one, when that's just it. It's a lot, right.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Because a lot of people have big plans even before
they become parents.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Right, they're pregnant, they're gonna have a kid. They're like,
I'm going to be like this, and yeah, youanic and
you're not, you.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Know, do all these things and the second reality hits,
everything's out the one.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
All right, let's go to an easy one. Let's just
say the topic of a restaurant, like, I shouldn't be
able to say anything when your kid is just climbing
over everything, and like you, because you don't have kids,
I don't understand.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
It doesn't make any sense. It is somebody who has
a kid. That makes zero sense if somebody else has
to come up and parent my kid because I'm so
bad at it, I should be. I should be wearing
shame ribbons when I leave the door. So you're absolutely
right about that. I don't. I don't know why people
are so precious about it.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
But so I finally got back on topic, so you
reread the Oh damn it. Okay, So it's stuff that
should not need to be told.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Right, Okay, sorry, I can't things that shouldn't need to
be said.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Okay, now you understand how I got confused. Yes, all right, absolute,
So here we go with the topic.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
What's something people shouldn't need to be told?
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Don't pick your nose?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Don't pick your nose?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, or wash your hands?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
You tell me you never picked your nose.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
I mean I do, but I washed my hands after.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
What's your favorite type of booger? Is it a huge?
You know which ones are cool? Like the crusty ones?
Speaker 8 (05:22):
Now you have to like really dig out and then
sometimes there's still like a gooey part at.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
The end, like I'm like, how long have you been here?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Well? Also like you're kind of so fresh. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
So I'm like, all right, these are these are our listeners.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
By the way, did I'm gonna change my response from
that nasty bitch? Better not have touched me too?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You know what?
Speaker 6 (05:43):
That was adorable?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, So I guess, uh, stop shaking hands with people.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, I guess right, going with hugs.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, here's another, here's another one right here?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
What is something that people shouldn't need to be told?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
If you have a wife, put the seat down?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Oh you you put your seat down for your wife?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
My seat down all the time, No worry. I'm trained.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Some guys be like, oh, your lady's putting you in check?
What do you What do you would think about that?
Speaker 8 (06:13):
I get sex. I'm okay with being in check. That's fine,
don't you think her.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Like, hey, you know what, take a look before you
sit down on the toilet seat.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
You know, it's the men's job, or at least to
be nice fifty to fifty to give her the benefit
of the doubt, you know, and treat her with respect that.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
She's standing right here.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
But keep it right.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Three am on.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
A Tuesday, and I've still never fallen into the toilet
because he's always.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Put it down, all right, I make sure it goes down.
We get it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
You're in love. Because it goes back to the argument
that Greg and I have always had for decades on
the show. Do women walk in the bathroom like there's wonder.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Right, oh, go into the toilet first of all, put
their sheet.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
Grag.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
I'm going to use your own personality against you and
say how unsightly is an open seat?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
We get, but it's never been the argument for me.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
That's this simplest solution for the planet. Man, woman hermaphrodite.
Close the lid. Yeah, that's at all times when you're
not using the toilet, close the lid.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Double seat down, Yeah, that's it both.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, but that's not what the ladies arguments are. It's
always that I'm going to foil.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yeah, And I will say because I really don't look
that much, because it doesn't occur to me. I never
have to lift the toilet seat up that it just
doesn't even occur to me that it's going to be up.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
If that makes But also like if I see it's up,
I just kick it down and move on with my day.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
So at your house right now, Sammy, your the lid
is up and just the s you said it backwards?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Oh, I was talking about the Yeah, not the.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Mainly, but the seat right.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
But at your house, do you close the lid?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Sometimes?
Speaker 6 (08:00):
I close it every time I flush.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
That they're supposed to do it.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
You're supposed to do it when you flush.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
My brain can't comprehend why you wouldn't close the lid.
Is it just water, right? I mean it's poopy water.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
No, it should be I mean after you know, I'm saying,
if it's the lid's up? Yeah, what are you looking at?
That's so heinous?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Well, who wants to look at an open toilet? You
in general were off topic.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Gear It's like, are women walking in backwards in the bathroom?
Speaker 6 (08:27):
I don't think this is as big of an issue
as you think it is.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
What do you mean it is? It is?
Speaker 6 (08:34):
I've never once had this conversation with anyone I've lived with.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
I've never had the issue of guys just leaving the
toilet set up an animal. Yeah, not anyone I've looked at,
Not my brother, not my dad.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Like, I have not experienced this.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I've heard this mentioned in my lifetime thousands.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
It just seems like an old like shtick, Like, hey,
don't you hear it? When the lighters leave that toilet
say this topic? I did you have it?
Speaker 7 (09:01):
You hear?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
But yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:02):
But this is from a guy whose whose response was
I'm trained, Like, okay, I'm glad it's working out for
you guys.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
All right, Well, I don't know. I've heard this argument
my entire life, just like Greg and I still don't understand.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
And we don't either.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I don't get heves when you're looking at like a
real estate listing and they're showing the bathroom and the
toilet lit is up.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Like, how are you going to sell that house?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Animal?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
All right, we have another one that this lady brought
up and it actually made me sad.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
What's something that people shouldn't need.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
To be told?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
They shouldn't need to be told to say thank you?
And a lot of people don't say thank you.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
A lot of people don't say things.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Does that happen to you?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
It happens to be a lot. Yes. Really, I'm a
kindergarten teacher. The kiddos don't say please and thank you
a lot.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Really.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
I mean when I was a kid, I was taught
to do that.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Yeah, the kiddos, these days not so much.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Not so much. Yeah, that's sad.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It is sad, Like little kids are saying thank you, man.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
It is weird. It is weird because like I to
this day, like if I'm a like subway ordering a
sandwich or something and they go, yeah, what can I get?
I go, yeah, may I please have? Blah blah. I
don't even think about it. Like so when I hear
someone be like, yeah, let me get a turkey, I'm like, no, no, no,
it's yeah, may I please have? Like are people not
teaching this anymore?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Well, that's what the teacher is saying.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
It's terrible, disturbing.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
As much of a pain in the ass. I am
at restaurants and impatient. I am like every time the
waiter comes by, I always say thank you. That I
say it so much that I think I'm overly saying it.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, that's a good question. Every single time they fill
your water or something, thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
He's like, I get you.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I do the same thing. I think. Am I saying
thank you too much? Every single time the Corey water?
Now I don't have kids, so I'm not allowed to
have an opinion on this, But wouldn't it be appropriate
for this kindergarten teacher to teach the children to say
thank you, or would that be don't parent my kid? No?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, yeah, that's the new wave, like you don't tell
my kid what do yeah? What when it comes to
the teachers.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
But especially because you're a teacher, and she says, they
don't say it, teach them to say thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, it's easy.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Just like if they want like a Kleenex and you
hand it to them and they don't say that, you
rip that out of their little hand.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You're the authority on teachers on this show. What do
you think heroes?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
You mean she was complaining about a problem. She has
direct control over exactly she could teach. She is literally
in charge. It's not like, well, I can't say anything.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
No, you're you're your job, the teacher. But again, I
don't have kids, so I can't. I can't. Wait.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Well, that's all the audio that I collected that I
remembered to you at our event. But yeah, that's I
don't know, that's what's on the pulse in the mind.
That's on the pulse of our listeners. Boogers, butt stuff
and body count body counts.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
And saying thank you, well thanks man. No problem turned
out to be a good mistake. Show. Welcome back to
the Woody Show. I mentioned that Woody is out, and
somebody texts it in. You said, Woody is out? Is
Woody okay? Is he just on vacation? I hope he
and his family are okay. I care very much what
(12:13):
He's perfectly fine. He's had some sort of radio industry things,
so better him than me to be there. Mannis tell
me that I'm dying to know.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
You said, yeah, I told you off the air that
I had a secret to tell you. And something's happening
today that you've been involved in in probably for a
number of years now, and I've always given you crap
about it, and I'm like, don't do it, don't.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Be a part of it.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
And Pyramid, I found myself to be a part of it.
And it's called Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Hell yeah, it does rule.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Now here's the thing, Greg, I've been moving and I
have extra furniture and I'm like, how am I to
get rid of this furniture? And I tried other avenues
and I finally just broke down and said, I'll go
to the murder capital of the world, Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You the best deals on the planet.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
And now as now, I'm going as a seller, not
a buyer. Now, I've never bought anything off Facebook marketplace,
but I go, I got to get rid of these items.
And it's like a table in some cabinets or whatever,
and I put it on there. And I am meeting
up today with the lady and her husband at my
storage unit that I put these items in. Okay, and
(13:35):
they're gonna they're gonna, you know, verify the items and
then pay me right there. Yeah, that's how you do
now cash or in cash. Now, if I get murdered,
I'm just saying, it's your fault because you sold me
so hard on this.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
It sounds like she's worried she's gonna get murdered.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
And now here's the other thing, is uh, I also
have from my guest rooms. I had these brand new
mattresses right and barely ever used. And I've had multiple
people and now this is pretty far saying that they
will cross the border to get these mattresses. Now, we've
(14:12):
talked about this on the air. Like mattresses you can
get at Walmart. The sert of ones that I've gone
at Walmart have been great. But I can't believe that
people would like legit that far go across the border
to go get mattresses.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, that's that's that's a little suspect, I guess.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I mean, you're an expert. Should I be talking to
people saying that they'll? I mean, are they going to
use the mattresses something else?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I think the rule that I've applied to myself is
if they say is this item still available? That's probably fake.
Like if they don't specify, Hey, is that mattress?
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Because that's the prompt you get.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, But I mean if but you could still do
the storage space? Meet them there, who cares where they're
coming from? Let them?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
But what about get you thrown into the well?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Then you do my other thing you said you when
you're trying to agree on a time to me, you
say something like, hey, does two o'clock work for you?
And they say sure, and you say, okay, Well let
me double check. Because I'm a policeman and my schedule
is always changed. I've done that before. Usually what I
do is because you look like a cop, I wish
(15:25):
I will. I throw stuff in my truck and then
I take it down to the like a parking lot.
That's why. But if it's too big, like a couch,
and they actually have to come to my house, then
I do the cop thing. Okay, what time can you
come over? How about four? Oh? Let me check. I'm
a policeman and my schedule changes.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
For fifteenth time. Someone who did that. I'm sure you
weren't doing that, because that would be a crime, Greg.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Yeah, that's what you want to say, is because I'm
a hit man and my schedule.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
What only is a crime if he showed up in
like a police uniform, right right?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well, sometimes I say, well, theoretically, I say it's me.
Other times I'll say my partner is a cop. His
schedule is weird.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Let me check that's good too. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
But look I've done it a thousand times and here
I am alive. Okay, not the cops thing. I've never
done the cop thing. I've never said.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
That was a good thank you, And I triple verified
this buyer too, like I've found our LinkedIn and all
kinds of thuff.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
Oh damn, yeah, sole mattress thing, because you here is
a good point, man, is how much what's the price
roughly this mattress that we're talking about the mattress.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
I think I'm selling for like three hundred bucks or something.
That's a lot. Again, you can get an awesome sort
of one brand new from Walmart for that same price,
So why would you cross the border to get it.
It's not like a three thousand dollars mattress for three
hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
And my question too, is is how are they even
in your Facebook marketplace group? Because don't you have to
live sort of within a certain area.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
That's one of the that's one of the choices if
you want to do local or not local.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, okay, you can.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Narrow it down like a ten mile radius, whatever you want.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
I guess I've only ever done.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Local then yeah, well, I guess Greg you converted me
to Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
We'll see if you show up tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah, easy, convenient. I'll give you my cash, I'll give
you some stuff, I'll give you my location. Thank you.
Good for you. Manis We got more Woody show coming
up next?
Speaker 7 (17:15):
The returns right after these messages
And now to the Way Show, and We're going to
get back into something that I've been looking forward to
for a long time, because leave it to menace to
misread something but turn it into something else. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
So we had that topic the other day, stuff that
shouldn't need to be told, like I shouldn't have to
tell you how to you know, do something or you know,
different things like that, and how to act. And we
had an event where, you know, people are drinking and
we're at a brewery, and I go, oh, you know what,
I should record some audio with some of our listeners
on what they have to say about that topic. But
(00:35):
I had a couple of beers myself, and I misread
the email it and so I read it as stuff
that shouldn't be told, like things that you shouldn't tell
other people. Oh, that's better, And so I have the
recordings and then finally, like I get sober for thirty seconds,
and then I get on track to the original subject.
(00:55):
But I have a couple of the before with the
wrong topic. Okay, so the first one is super obvious,
so I just want to get out of the way.
Here's the first one.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
What's something people shouldn't be told?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Body count, Adie.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, that's the number one. That's the number one.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's fair.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
You got it easy.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
So I felt bad about that because it was a
young girl in front of her boyfriend and she went
with body count.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
He didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
He had like, oh, don't talk about politics, and I'm like, oh, guys,
I know, but I can see his face. But she
was like, you don't want to. So I'm like that
was super easy. Of course a bunch of people had
that answer. But then we started getting into some other answers.
So here's another clip.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Something people shouldn't be told, something people should not be told. Yeah,
how many times you've done butt stuff? Okay? So can
I get your butt stuff number?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
About four?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Four? Did you spread it out or just like you
just have one crazy month? It's all solo?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Okay, middle finger and thong neither okay, neither okay?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Interesting, So wow, solo but stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
And I'm like, oh, of course, I buzz I should
have said, you know, what was you know up there?
So a toy I'm guessing right now, toy true could
be anything control. I mean, we've had so many different
stories of bottle bottles coming wheels. Who knows? All right,
going on to another person who had an interesting reply.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
What's something people shouldn't be told how to raise their kids?
Out to raise their kids? That's a good one. Do
you have kids?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I do not.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Do you tell people how to ra you kids?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah I do.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
What's the number one petive that you have for people
with their kids?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Oh, they're so invasive of your personal space. Those kids
are all over your ninety of the time you're around them,
all sticky and nasty and gross.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Don't have them, not at all, Ham.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
But it's funny that she came out with the subject like,
don't tell people how to raise their kids, but she
had a lot to say about it.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Well, kids are sticky, and they are close talkers, and.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
She's not wrong anytime every kid in a certain age
will just cough and sneeze right in your face and
not even think twice about.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It, or just like be in your space.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
I don't know, Greg, I guess I'm kind of lucky
that kids aren't on me.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Ever, Yeah right, that they don't climb on me either,
I guess. But that's wird that the kids having kids.
It's the only thing you're not allowed to have an
opinion on, unless you have a kid. You don't have
to have a dog, but you can have an opinion
on dog breeds or dogs. You don't have to have
a certain make of car to have an opinion about it.
But god forbid you have an opinion about it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Suggest you don't understand you don't have kids.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
I think maybe the difference is because you're absolutely right
about that, and I'm wondering, I'm thinking, well, why would
that be? And I guess it's you're you're assuming what
it's like to live with one or to have to
be responsible for one, when that's just it. It's a lot, right.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Because a lot of people have big plans even before
they become parents.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Right, they're pregnant, they're gonna have a kid. They're like,
I'm going to be like this, and yeah, youanic and
you're not, you.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Know, do all these things and the second reality hits,
everything's out the one.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
All right, let's go to an easy one. Let's just
say the topic of a restaurant, like, I shouldn't be
able to say anything when your kid is just climbing
over everything, and like you, because you don't have kids,
I don't understand.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
It doesn't make any sense. It is somebody who has
a kid. That makes zero sense if somebody else has
to come up and parent my kid because I'm so
bad at it, I should be. I should be wearing
shame ribbons when I leave the door. So you're absolutely
right about that. I don't. I don't know why people
are so precious about it.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
But so I finally got back on topic, so you
reread the Oh damn it. Okay, So it's stuff that
should not need to be told.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Right, Okay, sorry, I can't things that shouldn't need to
be said.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Okay, now you understand how I got confused. Yes, all right, absolute,
So here we go with the topic.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
What's something people shouldn't need to be told?
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Don't pick your nose?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Don't pick your nose?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, or wash your hands?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
You tell me you never picked your nose.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
I mean I do, but I washed my hands after.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
What's your favorite type of booger? Is it a huge?
You know which ones are cool? Like the crusty ones?
Speaker 8 (05:22):
Now you have to like really dig out and then
sometimes there's still like a gooey part at.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
The end, like I'm like, how long have you been here?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Well? Also like you're kind of so fresh. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
So I'm like, all right, these are these are our listeners.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
By the way, did I'm gonna change my response from
that nasty bitch? Better not have touched me too?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You know what?
Speaker 6 (05:43):
That was adorable?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, So I guess, uh, stop shaking hands with people.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, I guess right, going with hugs.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, here's another, here's another one right here?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
What is something that people shouldn't need to be told?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
If you have a wife, put the seat down?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Oh you you put your seat down for your wife?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
My seat down all the time, No worry. I'm trained.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Some guys be like, oh, your lady's putting you in check?
What do you What do you would think about that?
Speaker 8 (06:13):
I get sex. I'm okay with being in check. That's fine,
don't you think her.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Like, hey, you know what, take a look before you
sit down on the toilet seat.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
You know, it's the men's job, or at least to
be nice fifty to fifty to give her the benefit
of the doubt, you know, and treat her with respect that.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
She's standing right here.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
But keep it right.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Three am on.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
A Tuesday, and I've still never fallen into the toilet
because he's always.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Put it down, all right, I make sure it goes down.
We get it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
You're in love. Because it goes back to the argument
that Greg and I have always had for decades on
the show. Do women walk in the bathroom like there's wonder.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Right, oh, go into the toilet first of all, put
their sheet.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
Grag.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
I'm going to use your own personality against you and
say how unsightly is an open seat?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
We get, but it's never been the argument for me.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
That's this simplest solution for the planet. Man, woman hermaphrodite.
Close the lid. Yeah, that's at all times when you're
not using the toilet, close the lid.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Double seat down, Yeah, that's it both.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, but that's not what the ladies arguments are. It's
always that I'm going to foil.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yeah, And I will say because I really don't look
that much, because it doesn't occur to me. I never
have to lift the toilet seat up that it just
doesn't even occur to me that it's going to be up.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
If that makes But also like if I see it's up,
I just kick it down and move on with my day.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
So at your house right now, Sammy, your the lid
is up and just the s you said it backwards?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Oh, I was talking about the Yeah, not the.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Mainly, but the seat right.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
But at your house, do you close the lid?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Sometimes?
Speaker 6 (08:00):
I close it every time I flush.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
That they're supposed to do it.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
You're supposed to do it when you flush.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
My brain can't comprehend why you wouldn't close the lid.
Is it just water, right? I mean it's poopy water.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
No, it should be I mean after you know, I'm saying,
if it's the lid's up? Yeah, what are you looking at?
That's so heinous?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Well, who wants to look at an open toilet? You
in general were off topic.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Gear It's like, are women walking in backwards in the bathroom?
Speaker 6 (08:27):
I don't think this is as big of an issue
as you think it is.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
What do you mean it is? It is?
Speaker 6 (08:34):
I've never once had this conversation with anyone I've lived with.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
I've never had the issue of guys just leaving the
toilet set up an animal. Yeah, not anyone I've looked at,
Not my brother, not my dad.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Like, I have not experienced this.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I've heard this mentioned in my lifetime thousands.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
It just seems like an old like shtick, Like, hey,
don't you hear it? When the lighters leave that toilet
say this topic? I did you have it?
Speaker 7 (09:01):
You hear?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
But yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:02):
But this is from a guy whose whose response was
I'm trained, Like, okay, I'm glad it's working out for
you guys.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
All right, Well, I don't know. I've heard this argument
my entire life, just like Greg and I still don't understand.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
And we don't either.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I don't get heves when you're looking at like a
real estate listing and they're showing the bathroom and the
toilet lit is up.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Like, how are you going to sell that house?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Animal?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
All right, we have another one that this lady brought
up and it actually made me sad.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
What's something that people shouldn't need.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
To be told?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
They shouldn't need to be told to say thank you?
And a lot of people don't say thank you.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
A lot of people don't say things.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Does that happen to you?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
It happens to be a lot. Yes. Really, I'm a
kindergarten teacher. The kiddos don't say please and thank you
a lot.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Really.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
I mean when I was a kid, I was taught
to do that.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Yeah, the kiddos, these days not so much.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Not so much. Yeah, that's sad.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It is sad, Like little kids are saying thank you, man.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
It is weird. It is weird because like I to
this day, like if I'm a like subway ordering a
sandwich or something and they go, yeah, what can I get?
I go, yeah, may I please have? Blah blah. I
don't even think about it. Like so when I hear
someone be like, yeah, let me get a turkey, I'm like, no, no, no,
it's yeah, may I please have? Like are people not
teaching this anymore?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Well, that's what the teacher is saying.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
It's terrible, disturbing.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
As much of a pain in the ass. I am
at restaurants and impatient. I am like every time the
waiter comes by, I always say thank you. That I
say it so much that I think I'm overly saying it.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, that's a good question. Every single time they fill
your water or something, thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
He's like, I get you.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I do the same thing. I think. Am I saying
thank you too much? Every single time the Corey water?
Now I don't have kids, so I'm not allowed to
have an opinion on this, But wouldn't it be appropriate
for this kindergarten teacher to teach the children to say
thank you, or would that be don't parent my kid? No?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, yeah, that's the new wave, like you don't tell
my kid what do yeah? What when it comes to
the teachers.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
But especially because you're a teacher, and she says, they
don't say it, teach them to say thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, it's easy.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Just like if they want like a Kleenex and you
hand it to them and they don't say that, you
rip that out of their little hand.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You're the authority on teachers on this show. What do
you think heroes?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
You mean she was complaining about a problem. She has
direct control over exactly she could teach. She is literally
in charge. It's not like, well, I can't say anything.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
No, you're you're your job, the teacher. But again, I
don't have kids, so I can't. I can't. Wait.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Well, that's all the audio that I collected that I
remembered to you at our event. But yeah, that's I
don't know, that's what's on the pulse in the mind.
That's on the pulse of our listeners. Boogers, butt stuff
and body count body counts.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
And saying thank you, well thanks man. No problem turned
out to be a good mistake. Show. Welcome back to
the Woody Show. I mentioned that Woody is out, and
somebody texts it in. You said, Woody is out? Is
Woody okay? Is he just on vacation? I hope he
and his family are okay. I care very much what
(12:13):
He's perfectly fine. He's had some sort of radio industry things,
so better him than me to be there. Mannis tell
me that I'm dying to know.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
You said, yeah, I told you off the air that
I had a secret to tell you. And something's happening
today that you've been involved in in probably for a
number of years now, and I've always given you crap
about it, and I'm like, don't do it, don't.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Be a part of it.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
And Pyramid, I found myself to be a part of it.
And it's called Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Hell yeah, it does rule.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Now here's the thing, Greg, I've been moving and I
have extra furniture and I'm like, how am I to
get rid of this furniture? And I tried other avenues
and I finally just broke down and said, I'll go
to the murder capital of the world, Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You the best deals on the planet.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
And now as now, I'm going as a seller, not
a buyer. Now, I've never bought anything off Facebook marketplace,
but I go, I got to get rid of these items.
And it's like a table in some cabinets or whatever,
and I put it on there. And I am meeting
up today with the lady and her husband at my
storage unit that I put these items in. Okay, and
(13:35):
they're gonna they're gonna, you know, verify the items and
then pay me right there. Yeah, that's how you do
now cash or in cash. Now, if I get murdered,
I'm just saying, it's your fault because you sold me
so hard on this.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
It sounds like she's worried she's gonna get murdered.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
And now here's the other thing, is uh, I also
have from my guest rooms. I had these brand new
mattresses right and barely ever used. And I've had multiple
people and now this is pretty far saying that they
will cross the border to get these mattresses. Now, we've
(14:12):
talked about this on the air. Like mattresses you can
get at Walmart. The sert of ones that I've gone
at Walmart have been great. But I can't believe that
people would like legit that far go across the border
to go get mattresses.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, that's that's that's a little suspect, I guess.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I mean, you're an expert. Should I be talking to
people saying that they'll? I mean, are they going to
use the mattresses something else?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I think the rule that I've applied to myself is
if they say is this item still available? That's probably fake.
Like if they don't specify, Hey, is that mattress?
Speaker 6 (14:47):
Because that's the prompt you get.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, But I mean if but you could still do
the storage space? Meet them there, who cares where they're
coming from? Let them?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
But what about get you thrown into the well?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Then you do my other thing you said you when
you're trying to agree on a time to me, you
say something like, hey, does two o'clock work for you?
And they say sure, and you say, okay, Well let
me double check. Because I'm a policeman and my schedule
is always changed. I've done that before. Usually what I
do is because you look like a cop, I wish
(15:25):
I will. I throw stuff in my truck and then
I take it down to the like a parking lot.
That's why. But if it's too big, like a couch,
and they actually have to come to my house, then
I do the cop thing. Okay, what time can you
come over? How about four? Oh? Let me check. I'm
a policeman and my schedule changes.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
For fifteenth time. Someone who did that. I'm sure you
weren't doing that, because that would be a crime, Greg.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Yeah, that's what you want to say, is because I'm
a hit man and my schedule.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
What only is a crime if he showed up in
like a police uniform, right right?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well, sometimes I say, well, theoretically, I say it's me.
Other times I'll say my partner is a cop. His
schedule is weird.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Let me check that's good too. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
But look I've done it a thousand times and here
I am alive. Okay, not the cops thing. I've never
done the cop thing. I've never said.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
That was a good thank you, And I triple verified
this buyer too, like I've found our LinkedIn and all
kinds of thuff.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
Oh damn, yeah, sole mattress thing, because you here is
a good point, man, is how much what's the price
roughly this mattress that we're talking about the mattress.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
I think I'm selling for like three hundred bucks or something.
That's a lot. Again, you can get an awesome sort
of one brand new from Walmart for that same price,
So why would you cross the border to get it.
It's not like a three thousand dollars mattress for three
hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
And my question too, is is how are they even
in your Facebook marketplace group? Because don't you have to
live sort of within a certain area.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
That's one of the that's one of the choices if
you want to do local or not local.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, okay, you can.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Narrow it down like a ten mile radius, whatever you want.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
I guess I've only ever done.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Local then yeah, well, I guess Greg you converted me
to Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
We'll see if you show up tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah, easy, convenient. I'll give you my cash, I'll give
you some stuff, I'll give you my location. Thank you.
Good for you. Manis We got more Woody show coming
up next?
Speaker 7 (17:15):
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