May 13, 2026 • 23 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Now I feel like an idiot.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Speaking of idiots, did you see uh Rachel dollas all
probably say her name doll is all the latest on her?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
My African queen? What's up with her?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Who now goes by Diallo? By the way, Yeah, oh
my god. Back in the news. So this is the
this is the woman who got busted. What was she running?
She was running the a p she was she was
living as a black woman, bit chain black, like she's
(00:37):
a white chicken. She was just playing dress up.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Somebody called her trans Rachel, Yes.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, anyway, She's back in the news after revealing that
she's launching a new adult oriented career path as a
certified sex coach while continuing to post content on OnlyFans.
She said that she is yearly finished with a three
hundred hour sex coaching certification and wants to use it
(01:06):
alongside her online content to help clients, specifically single moms,
improve their sex lives.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
All right, so the best way to do that is
not be a single mom.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
She also said, shit, feminist, I'm surprised to hear you
say that.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Too many gross guys out there, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh, I said.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
She also said Only Fans has become her most reliable
income source after years of public backlash following That was
twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
By the way, who's paying for that?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
She's hot?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
That was eleven years ago.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
What two years ago?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I know, it doesn't seem like it'd be eleven years ago. Yeah,
where she was exposed for pretending to be a black
one right, just and.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Her mom was like, what do you want to see
her pictures as a fifth grader?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
She has red hair and white skin.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, still does.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah, we got the what do you show cart Narks
coming up for you? So cart Narks on the way
Agent Sebastian in these street we had that round of
gay or not gay, gay or nay? Right, and that
that one dude he brought up this.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Thing your shopping cart.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
I have said this a million times, but not returning
your shopping cart proves and not only are you.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Worthless and a piece of it proves that you're not
a contributing member to society.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You're loser.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Put back where you got it.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Mommy don't work.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Here's the way.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm out of time. Thank you. There was another post
I saw recently, see bass.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, and people, even though it seems to be pretty widespread,
pretty mainstream.
Speaker 8 (02:31):
Now.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
The whole idea about putting your shopping cart back is
the right thing. I've raised the consciousness there are there
are still a lot of people digging in.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah, I'll see that.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Every every time one of the videos gets like it
catches the algorithm and goes to places it normally wouldn't go.
You get a lot of those people who just have
never seen this sort of thing before.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
They get angry at even the idea that somebody suggests
that you put it away.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You can't tell me what to do.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You can't. It's all the old stuff we heard ten years.
But you can't tell me what to do. They pay employees,
it's not illegal.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
The other one in the garbage well, after going to
the store, picking out my own items, scanning them all,
bagging them all, the last thing I'm gonna do, like
I'm doing all the work for them.
Speaker 9 (03:09):
It's exhausting.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Also, the least they could do is put the cart back.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Also, you're talking about the reverse thing here. The cart
returns all for the past forty years has been part
of the job of going at the store again, like
going to a fast food restaurant. They don't come out
and put a plate in front of you, and they
ask you to put your tray back when you're done
with it, because that's part of the price you agree to.
And when you go to a store, by the way,
you don't have to. You can pay more to have
a door dash to your house, but when you go
to the store, that's part of the price you agree
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to is putting your cart back, and the thing they
provide for you and provide clear signage of where to
do it every three feet.
Speaker 10 (03:40):
And I believe you, see, Bass, you have legit change
culture because I think that I am pretty well traveled, Charlene.
I'm pretty well traveled, and I see like it's cleaned up.
I mean, I'm not saying as perfect why it's not
as messy as it used to be with the with
the carts everywhere.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
One thing I hear on a regular basis it is
because car narks is a thing of the Woody Show.
So people will tell me, like hey, family members, people
I know, friends or people that.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I meet, they go show.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Dude, since I heard cart narks, now I'm always looking
at even though I'll put my car back, I'm still
looking over.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
My shoulder to be shamed. Yeah, that's the idea. You're
kind of like the Lord just like everywhere basically.
Speaker 9 (04:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I mean for years he's thought he was God.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, he thinks himself as God, Jesus transubstentiation or.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Now they are legitimately. People just believe he's everywhere. Yeah,
and I could be God. If Rachel dollzol is if
that story is eleven years old, how long has Cartnark's
been going on?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Twenty eighteen? It was right right about eight years now.
It wasn't a fish. We didn't really quote unquote make
it its own dedicated channel till twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
But but we've.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Been doing the cartnarks bit well since twenty eighteen almost.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
To twenty eighteen. Was the first kind of little toe
in the water.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
Okay, I'm like Rachel dolls All cart Narks has way
more followers. She She has sixty nine thousands of commenting
sixty six.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Only her only fans is five dollars, which I'll agree
is a deal.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
What is she doing there?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I'm not going to pay to find out, But is
there like.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
A way to find out? Like is if you go
on only fans?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Oh yeah, you can usually findtten like some of their
ripuff site.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Like I would think that would be like an advertise
that you have to say what type of yeah, what
type of content you will be getting paid for?
Speaker 9 (05:26):
It?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Is there? Nudity is there? Is it just like bikini
photos or these.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Think it does, because we had that recently with those
famous actresses that are getting on there and they're just
doing glamour shot bikini photos. Magazine Spella, Thunberg, That's what,
right was Thunburg Ella Thorm Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Bro was the first one to really like imply.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
That she was going to release naked photos and made
a million dollars in one day.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
You didn't post any naked photo.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Well, this this headline in Reddit says Rachel Dolizel launches
only fans for foot picks and Squatsy she's not hot.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I well, we have a brand new round of what
you show cartnarks agent Sebastian trying to get people to
do the right thing and return those cards. Uh, any
kind of preview, any kind of thing you could tell.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Us before we get We're going to find on the
explosive scale house, very explosive and and thanks to the
power of the Internet, we're going to find a superb
liar is going to be exposed. Behind the scenes information
coming up. You don't want to turn that dial, all right.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
And Agent Sebastian of the card Narks out there in
these parking lots.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Trying to get people to do what they're supposed to do,
bring the card.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Back to the card corral or back to the front
of the store, and a brand new round of cartnar
Narks cart Narks.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
What You're gonna do, What You're gonna do when they
not on you? Carnarks, cart Narks, What You're gonna do.
What You're gonna do when they not on you?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Narks is filmed alongside the men and women of card Arks.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
List of discretion is advised.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
So much cart Narks material on Instagram at Cartnarks on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Also on YouTube, you can check out the cart Narks
YouTube page.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
And Agents of Astian tell us about this explosive confrontation
to the sky driving a very nice, bright red PORSIAU,
which to me.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Is a waste of Portia quite because it looks like
any other mid size crossover sub sort of thing, but
a very nice car. He's at a warehouse club, so
he's got some cash and he takes his cart, and
he says, oh, I'm right here on this sidewalk a
I'm just gonna leave it there. That's the end of that.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I can't walk any now.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
He says, he's got a gray hair, he's a silver
Fox five eight, maybe a stout gentleman. And so I
approached him, and I assume he's going to be to
be nice and say, oh, I'm sorry, I slip my mind.
But no, he has a ton of excuses.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Oh no, you're gonna do with it. Cart returns right there, sir,
But it's not as long as he took to get.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Out here up the last time, like with si right hair,
and walked in with it.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
That's interesting. I mean, that's nice, I suppose.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
But like, let's say you go to the bathroom and
you find let's say that someone is taking a dump
on the toilet seat.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
If you then clean that off, but then leave your
own dump, that's not a good thing.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
But it's not out of the way.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
I've found it right there.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I've walked in with them. You didn't get in the line,
saved them time picking up.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Well, you could have done a nice thing. You're being now,
you're being a child. Sir, you're being a child in
and you're getting a magnif for that one, sir too
late already his first well, his first excuse is, what
do you want me to do with it?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
We could possibly I've never been to a stool.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Second excuses, well, that's where I found it. Of course
I shut that down. Third excuse was one I's not
gonna do anything anymore. And then he threw on the
excuse that what he was just previewing last segment of Well.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
Look, I mean I already went in there, and I
spent a lot of money and I pushed my thing
around above the Yeah, I'm they're making they owe me right,
So then you know, so three four, five excuses, he's
just you know, verbally sparring with me.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
At this point he gets the magnet says I don't
want chopping car like a jerk, So that of course
escalates to physical threats.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Sorry, you're very old man. That's not gonna happen. You're
just out of here. See how I was ready to
block you my car, just my car, So you want
me to no, I don't check you you tell me
to do it? Are you like an x MM A
fighter or something? I don't know about what lee do
you fight in?
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Tess?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
My car from nail yours next linebacker in the NFL?
Speaker 8 (09:47):
So you.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Used to be a linebacker in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
He's given his resume. Okay, well you know I'm seeing
he's driving a Porsche, a new Porsche. I'm thinking that Porsche.
Sorry that that might be right, But I noticed, like
I said, he's probably in his late fifties. He is,
or maybe even older.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
He is not tall.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
He's shorter than I am. He's like five eight or
something like that. Rudy did make it to the NFL,
so LT Yeah, so let's find out. Let's find out
the next lineback in the NFL.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
So a little short for that, aren't you?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I am.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
That's why I'm so bad ass?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
How fast?
Speaker 5 (10:26):
What was your forty times? Sir? Four to six? That's
pretty good. Do you want to know what's your forty
time today?
Speaker 8 (10:30):
Though?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Enough to catch slow fat ass?
Speaker 5 (10:34):
So I trained off it?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Wow, you guys chataing out? So he ran a four six,
which is decent for a linebacker. Yeah yeah, if indeed,
because he would have looking by his age, I don't
even know if I had the combine back then this,
and you know, so I'm like, well, I'm pointing that out,
and I love the stats.
Speaker 9 (10:52):
He's also contradicting himself because he's pointing out that he's
in such great shade right, but can't get to the cart.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It's a long way, that's true, are okay?
Speaker 7 (11:00):
So uh?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
He then just pretend the quarterback is at the car corral, right,
go get them, get them, so he thinks he can
catch Havy though, But meanwhile I'm staying away from him
because again I'm pointing out in this type of all
the time, where wyn't you fight me, you puss well,
because that's not what the point of the card, narks is.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
The point.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
The point is we can behave like civilized human beings.
Speaker 9 (11:21):
Nah.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Well that's when I point out to.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Him away, Yeah, I'm not gonna fight you over a car.
That'd be very immature of me. What scene did you
play for? By the way, l A Ram something like
the l A Lazy Bones is what it sounds like.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Oh, l A Rams for folks who aren't aware they
were in LA went to Saint Louis for a number
of years and his age. I thought, well, maybe this
guy could have played for the l A Rams because
he was he was old enough he might have been
in their first stint in l A.
Speaker 11 (11:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yeah, Well, a little googling, little sleuthing, little AI ing,
I found this guy's football resume. I'm not going to
say his name on the air, because that's not the
point of card arcs to docs as they say, what
number was he? Yeah? Number Z, I can find that out. Actually, uh,
he was a linebacker, you know what, I'll say. He
(12:10):
was number eleven. Okay, he played from nineteen seventy six
to nineteen seventy nine for a that's his for a
Division three football team. Oh, he was on the l
A Rams shortly thereafter. Okay, in the ticketing division. What
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a couple of.
Speaker 10 (12:38):
So he worked there.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
So he was a linebacker and he was at one
point employed by the Rams, just not as a linebacker.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
A badass. Kick my ass ticket those trivia and pieces together.
Speaker 10 (12:50):
Yeah, one of those booths I go to to give
my tickets.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Let me just say this, and again I'm not doxing
him directly, but again, thanks to AI, he was listed.
I found an old program from like nineteen eighty one,
and he's listed in the ticketing department.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I have.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
I have his old photo from nineteen seventy. To be fair,
they had won the Super Bowl away work there, he
would have gotten a ring. He was listed at six
ft two hundre pounds. Again when I ran into him,
he was probably five eight one. Eighties strink when you
get older, Man, I don't know thought that much. So
my boy, my buddy, But that just kind of shows you.
And he's now a sales some kind of sales guy
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in the area that he's in. But just shows you
how like I guarantee he used that line throughout the
eighties to try to get laid at bars. Oh first, yeah,
google it right, there's there wasn't googs. There wasn't all
the powers that that we the cartnarks have. But people
can see how tall he is your intelligence division, right
and see and even me you saw and I didn't
even know the times like, man, you don't look like
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an NFL lot because even in the seventies and eighties
they were pretty big dudes, especially line back roster. He's
got to be six foot or so. He like he
was built like a cornerback or running back.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
So anyway, yeah, lineback in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
So yeah, your next fing ticket taker.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
All Right.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Cart narks continues next year on The Woody Show Hanger,
jumping back in to another brand new round of cartnarks
for you this morning, Agent Sebastian in the parking lots,
trying to get people do the right.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Thing and return those carts.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
And uh, we've got a bad taste in our mouths
from that lazy fake La Rams linebacker who again played
D three college, so basically junior college, which basically means
he had a pulse. I'll put a helmet on. But
they lied about it to my face, only to be
found out by the Again, as they say, the internet
is undefeated. Let's go to a nicer lady. Of course,
when I was up covering the Morgan fight in Philadelphia
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and did some cart narking during the day, and wouldn't
you know it, no one tried to kill.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Me in Philadelphia, shocking surprise.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
In fact, I found a nice lady with one of
the best accents who didn't fight me at it.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
In fact kind of said, Okay, it's not a big deal.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
For you.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
If you like me to, I'll do it. I'll talk
to you if you like me too, I'm happy to.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
Do it for you.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
It's sure, you offered, I'll do it, Okay.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Some folks say that's a Delco accident, which is different
Delaware County, which is different than a Philadelphia accident.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
It's pretty similar. I would say so too, But yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
You want.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I was kind of I don't even have to put
on the signer though.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Yeah, a kind of morphs. You're getting from like Philadelphia
into Jersey, and then the further north you go, it
changes even a little bit more to become the New
York accent. Then you go even further up north than that,
you start getting in the Massachusetts and that Boston kind
of thing.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
It just it's all version of the same general thing,
general mushmouth. Yeah yeah, and then of course you can
go west and get it the the pittsburgheese out of that.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
But she was very sweet, yea, i'll do it.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
You want to do it, I'll day, but yeah, bring
it back.
Speaker 9 (15:51):
She was very friendly. But it's also like it's news
to her.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Like, oh, okay, car, I'll hold on and just put
my milk on the car.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Water.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, put this case of water in my milk.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I agree, Greg, I am. I'm a bit perturbed. The
first guy had it too, like the fake like what yeah, OK,
what do you show cart narks? So some celebrities, more
celebrities have become aware of cart narks and uh, we
may have a beef on our hands. One Lewis J.
Gomez for folks who don't know, he runs the Legion
a Skanks skank Fest, a very very popular podcast, and
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he was exposed to me and the cart narks.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Another famous person I've never heard of.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Lewis Lewis like, you go to skank Fest?
Speaker 9 (16:36):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
It is hundreds of that, like World Cup. It is
a lot to say that. I will say this. We
we are crapping on it now. But I get his podcast.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I've made the point before. It has nothing to do
with him or the podcast. I'm sure he's a lovely
person or maybe not.
Speaker 11 (16:52):
I got to be.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
It has nothing to do with anything.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
And just back to a previous conversation we've had about
like every day it feels like you hear about another
person who's quote super famous, but you've never heard of.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I think that that's modern day celebrity.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah, we're very fractured, media wized. In any case, he
found out about me and this is his opinion.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
And with some other folks found another person to hate
on the internet. And what will happen is you'll put
your groceries away, and then you'll, as we all do,
look around, and then you push your grocery going away
from your car and getting your car and drive away
as we all do. Whatever groceries are overpriced, okay, And
then as you start driving away, he takes a big
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magnet that says.
Speaker 11 (17:35):
Something I didn't put my card away, something like I'm
a slob or something like like something like that car,
and he throws the magnet in your car and it's
six to your car. And then you stop there on video,
you stop. You're like, that's a crime, you pie.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
You're all on video looking like a lunatic because this
guy is going out being a little bitch.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
The way he told the story though, he said they
were committing they're telling people committed a crime.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Well, some people yell that at me. I think the
way he told the story, though, makes me want to
watch cars. It's more than an endorsement for what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
He's some thing. Most people hear that, they go, oh,
that sounds cool.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
So he even admitted it in the preface like you're
done with your cars, you look around because you know
you're doing something wrong. And to be fair, Lewis Gomez,
he's very I think he calls himself the Puerto Rican rattlesnake.
He's he he he tweeted out about this and he
said before he played, he said, I'm torn because I've
enjoyed some cartnarks videos. But he's also a wee rat,
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to which to be true, right, but to which his
his follower said, this is a perfect follower response. He
would only be a rat if he was going to
the authorities. He's being a burden to people that are
continually burdens on society. This is more street justice exactly.
He is doing God's work. Another person says, hey, Louis,
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your Puerto Rican is showing that's not very nice, so
he's gonna get flagged. He then yeah, exactly. He then, uh, Lewis, Well,
he's the kind of guy who joke about that. He says,
what would happen if he were confronted by me? If
this guy threw a bagman in my car, you'd be
busting him.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
It will be World War three, dude, it would be
This guy would have the perfect video.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I mean, goddamn it, what I react Lewis and basketball shorts.
Speaker 9 (19:24):
No way, it does not end with Lewis holding the
card over his head like Donkey Kong.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
But everybody says the same thing.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
Would Yeah, I think with this guy because he did
a podcast episode that I listened to with Tom Segura's wife,
Christina Christina, and yeah, he's like, yeah, like stab fights
with his his roommates and stuff.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, he he he Uh.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
There are videos of him finding people on the streets,
so he's kind of he's kind of of that nature
and which which makes sense and not by the way,
spoiler alert. I talked to him last year at the
gathering of the Juggalos because he was the host with
Big Joyo christ so he doesn't even know these are
you have a conversation.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
With me just out of curiosity. Elevator kind of pitch
with skank Fest.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
So it is it's basically it is a comedy festival,
so it's based upon their podcast.
Speaker 10 (20:12):
Oh no, dude, it seems like it's always Welsome street Fair.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
It's way bigger than anything we've ever done. It's I
I bet I stopped by one of the ones they
had in North Vegas, and it's every big comedian from
Shane Gillis on down you've ever heard of to David
tel like all those all these people you know like
Mena says Thomson, Burt Kreischer. They all know these people
very very well.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
And it's like a couple of hundred comedians a couple
of thousand people. They do it in New Orleans or Vegas.
It's nasty, basically old Opi and Anthony fans kind of
moved to Legion of Skanks. That's where that that crowded people.
The crowd not especially no the way he said fulsome
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street fair, which is why there's not hardcore a.
Speaker 10 (21:04):
The way that he was talking about on that podcast
episode that there were maybe there's one like flashing and
stuff like I've been to it.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
It's not that.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, all right, what do you show cart narks?
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Finally they have a really funny idea to to turn
the tables on me the cartner. All right, so we
have to get the sticker stickery magnet on the sticker picker.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
That's a great bit. He does that, and you come
here with another one. You're gayer, You're like wen.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I think his main problem with me is I'm the
character of Cartnark is kind of a weeve and kind
of a dork.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, oh yeah, but that's like the real person who's supermanly.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Oh yeah, character right, all right, not a stretch. So
but again, his followers kind of put them in place,
I believe, and he admitted they're they're kind of funny sometimes.
Finally on the cart Narks.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Here this guy.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I never heard of him before, and you'd be right
to say I never heard of this guy. Bobby Joey
Bola Bola.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
That's his look. He said.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
He does songs, okay, and here's his song called the Returner.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
It would be so easy to load my groceries and
escape back to man there.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
But I'm trying to build a world where we bit.
Speaker 11 (22:20):
You know, it's looking.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yes, you gotta start somewhere. Oh, there's no crime, there's
no time.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
I just thought that I'm trying.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
To be.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
When I'm out there.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Well, put sir, all right, Bobby Joe Abola, alright, the
main themes will be a decent person.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
There you go, brand new round of Cardinals. Everybody check,
got a bunch of videos on you. They're on our Instagram,
at cards and on the cart and Arks YouTube.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Sorry you're very old man. That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Get out of here.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
She has really block you.
Speaker 11 (23:01):
What my car?
Speaker 9 (23:02):
Just what car?
Speaker 5 (23:03):
So you want me to No, I don't attend you,
Tom Do you tell me to do it? I'm are
you like an xmm A fighter or something? I don't
know about. What league do you fight in?
Speaker 9 (23:10):
That's my car?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
And nail your ass' next linebacker in the NFL something
knock out of yps.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Get out, Get the hell out of my house.
Speaker 10 (23:19):
In Jesus' name, I pray you'll get in the name
of the Lord, would he shut
Now I feel like an idiot.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Speaking of idiots, did you see uh Rachel dollas all
probably say her name doll is all the latest on her?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
My African queen? What's up with her?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Who now goes by Diallo? By the way, Yeah, oh
my god. Back in the news. So this is the
this is the woman who got busted. What was she running?
She was running the a p she was she was
living as a black woman, bit chain black, like she's
(00:37):
a white chicken. She was just playing dress up.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Somebody called her trans Rachel, Yes.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, anyway, She's back in the news after revealing that
she's launching a new adult oriented career path as a
certified sex coach while continuing to post content on OnlyFans.
She said that she is yearly finished with a three
hundred hour sex coaching certification and wants to use it
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alongside her online content to help clients, specifically single moms,
improve their sex lives.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
All right, so the best way to do that is
not be a single mom.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
She also said, shit, feminist, I'm surprised to hear you
say that.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Too many gross guys out there, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh, I said.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
She also said Only Fans has become her most reliable
income source after years of public backlash following That was
twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
By the way, who's paying for that?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
She's hot?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
That was eleven years ago.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
What two years ago?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I know, it doesn't seem like it'd be eleven years ago. Yeah,
where she was exposed for pretending to be a black
one right, just and.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Her mom was like, what do you want to see
her pictures as a fifth grader?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
She has red hair and white skin.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, still does.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah, we got the what do you show cart Narks
coming up for you? So cart Narks on the way
Agent Sebastian in these street we had that round of
gay or not gay, gay or nay? Right, and that
that one dude he brought up this.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Thing your shopping cart.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
I have said this a million times, but not returning
your shopping cart proves and not only are you.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Worthless and a piece of it proves that you're not
a contributing member to society.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You're loser.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Put back where you got it.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Mommy don't work.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Here's the way.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm out of time. Thank you. There was another post
I saw recently, see bass.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, and people, even though it seems to be pretty widespread,
pretty mainstream.
Speaker 8 (02:31):
Now.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
The whole idea about putting your shopping cart back is
the right thing. I've raised the consciousness there are there
are still a lot of people digging in.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah, I'll see that.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Every every time one of the videos gets like it
catches the algorithm and goes to places it normally wouldn't go.
You get a lot of those people who just have
never seen this sort of thing before.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
They get angry at even the idea that somebody suggests
that you put it away.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You can't tell me what to do.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You can't. It's all the old stuff we heard ten years.
But you can't tell me what to do. They pay employees,
it's not illegal.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
The other one in the garbage well, after going to
the store, picking out my own items, scanning them all,
bagging them all, the last thing I'm gonna do, like
I'm doing all the work for them.
Speaker 9 (03:09):
It's exhausting.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Also, the least they could do is put the cart back.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Also, you're talking about the reverse thing here. The cart
returns all for the past forty years has been part
of the job of going at the store again, like
going to a fast food restaurant. They don't come out
and put a plate in front of you, and they
ask you to put your tray back when you're done
with it, because that's part of the price you agree to.
And when you go to a store, by the way,
you don't have to. You can pay more to have
a door dash to your house, but when you go
to the store, that's part of the price you agree
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to is putting your cart back, and the thing they
provide for you and provide clear signage of where to
do it every three feet.
Speaker 10 (03:40):
And I believe you, see, Bass, you have legit change
culture because I think that I am pretty well traveled, Charlene.
I'm pretty well traveled, and I see like it's cleaned up.
I mean, I'm not saying as perfect why it's not
as messy as it used to be with the with
the carts everywhere.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
One thing I hear on a regular basis it is
because car narks is a thing of the Woody Show.
So people will tell me, like hey, family members, people
I know, friends or people that.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I meet, they go show.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Dude, since I heard cart narks, now I'm always looking
at even though I'll put my car back, I'm still
looking over.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
My shoulder to be shamed. Yeah, that's the idea. You're
kind of like the Lord just like everywhere basically.
Speaker 9 (04:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I mean for years he's thought he was God.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah, he thinks himself as God, Jesus transubstentiation or.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Now they are legitimately. People just believe he's everywhere. Yeah,
and I could be God. If Rachel dollzol is if
that story is eleven years old, how long has Cartnark's
been going on?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Twenty eighteen? It was right right about eight years now.
It wasn't a fish. We didn't really quote unquote make
it its own dedicated channel till twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
But but we've.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Been doing the cartnarks bit well since twenty eighteen almost.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
To twenty eighteen. Was the first kind of little toe
in the water.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
Okay, I'm like Rachel dolls All cart Narks has way
more followers. She She has sixty nine thousands of commenting
sixty six.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Only her only fans is five dollars, which I'll agree
is a deal.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
What is she doing there?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I'm not going to pay to find out, But is
there like.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
A way to find out? Like is if you go
on only fans?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Oh yeah, you can usually findtten like some of their
ripuff site.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Like I would think that would be like an advertise
that you have to say what type of yeah, what
type of content you will be getting paid for?
Speaker 9 (05:26):
It?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Is there? Nudity is there? Is it just like bikini
photos or these.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Think it does, because we had that recently with those
famous actresses that are getting on there and they're just
doing glamour shot bikini photos. Magazine Spella, Thunberg, That's what,
right was Thunburg Ella Thorm Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Bro was the first one to really like imply.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
That she was going to release naked photos and made
a million dollars in one day.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
You didn't post any naked photo.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Well, this this headline in Reddit says Rachel Dolizel launches
only fans for foot picks and Squatsy she's not hot.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I well, we have a brand new round of what
you show cartnarks agent Sebastian trying to get people to
do the right thing and return those cards. Uh, any
kind of preview, any kind of thing you could tell.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Us before we get We're going to find on the
explosive scale house, very explosive and and thanks to the
power of the Internet, we're going to find a superb
liar is going to be exposed. Behind the scenes information
coming up. You don't want to turn that dial, all right.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
And Agent Sebastian of the card Narks out there in
these parking lots.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Trying to get people to do what they're supposed to do,
bring the card.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Back to the card corral or back to the front
of the store, and a brand new round of cartnar
Narks cart Narks.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
What You're gonna do, What You're gonna do when they
not on you? Carnarks, cart Narks, What You're gonna do.
What You're gonna do when they not on you?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Narks is filmed alongside the men and women of card Arks.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
List of discretion is advised.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
So much cart Narks material on Instagram at Cartnarks on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Also on YouTube, you can check out the cart Narks
YouTube page.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
And Agents of Astian tell us about this explosive confrontation
to the sky driving a very nice, bright red PORSIAU,
which to me.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Is a waste of Portia quite because it looks like
any other mid size crossover sub sort of thing, but
a very nice car. He's at a warehouse club, so
he's got some cash and he takes his cart, and
he says, oh, I'm right here on this sidewalk a
I'm just gonna leave it there. That's the end of that.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I can't walk any now.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
He says, he's got a gray hair, he's a silver
Fox five eight, maybe a stout gentleman. And so I
approached him, and I assume he's going to be to
be nice and say, oh, I'm sorry, I slip my mind.
But no, he has a ton of excuses.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Oh no, you're gonna do with it. Cart returns right there, sir,
But it's not as long as he took to get.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Out here up the last time, like with si right hair,
and walked in with it.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
That's interesting. I mean, that's nice, I suppose.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
But like, let's say you go to the bathroom and
you find let's say that someone is taking a dump
on the toilet seat.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
If you then clean that off, but then leave your
own dump, that's not a good thing.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
But it's not out of the way.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
I've found it right there.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I've walked in with them. You didn't get in the line,
saved them time picking up.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Well, you could have done a nice thing. You're being now,
you're being a child. Sir, you're being a child in
and you're getting a magnif for that one, sir too
late already his first well, his first excuse is, what
do you want me to do with it?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
We could possibly I've never been to a stool.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Second excuses, well, that's where I found it. Of course
I shut that down. Third excuse was one I's not
gonna do anything anymore. And then he threw on the
excuse that what he was just previewing last segment of Well.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
Look, I mean I already went in there, and I
spent a lot of money and I pushed my thing
around above the Yeah, I'm they're making they owe me right,
So then you know, so three four, five excuses, he's
just you know, verbally sparring with me.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
At this point he gets the magnet says I don't
want chopping car like a jerk, So that of course
escalates to physical threats.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Sorry, you're very old man. That's not gonna happen. You're
just out of here. See how I was ready to
block you my car, just my car, So you want
me to no, I don't check you you tell me
to do it? Are you like an x MM A
fighter or something? I don't know about what lee do
you fight in?
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Tess?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
My car from nail yours next linebacker in the NFL?
Speaker 8 (09:47):
So you.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Used to be a linebacker in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
He's given his resume. Okay, well you know I'm seeing
he's driving a Porsche, a new Porsche. I'm thinking that Porsche.
Sorry that that might be right, But I noticed, like
I said, he's probably in his late fifties. He is,
or maybe even older.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
He is not tall.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
He's shorter than I am. He's like five eight or
something like that. Rudy did make it to the NFL,
so LT Yeah, so let's find out. Let's find out
the next lineback in the NFL.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
So a little short for that, aren't you?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I am.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
That's why I'm so bad ass?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
How fast?
Speaker 5 (10:26):
What was your forty times? Sir? Four to six? That's
pretty good. Do you want to know what's your forty
time today?
Speaker 8 (10:30):
Though?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Enough to catch slow fat ass?
Speaker 5 (10:34):
So I trained off it?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Wow, you guys chataing out? So he ran a four six,
which is decent for a linebacker. Yeah yeah, if indeed,
because he would have looking by his age, I don't
even know if I had the combine back then this,
and you know, so I'm like, well, I'm pointing that out,
and I love the stats.
Speaker 9 (10:52):
He's also contradicting himself because he's pointing out that he's
in such great shade right, but can't get to the cart.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It's a long way, that's true, are okay?
Speaker 7 (11:00):
So uh?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
He then just pretend the quarterback is at the car corral, right,
go get them, get them, so he thinks he can
catch Havy though, But meanwhile I'm staying away from him
because again I'm pointing out in this type of all
the time, where wyn't you fight me, you puss well,
because that's not what the point of the card, narks is.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
The point.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
The point is we can behave like civilized human beings.
Speaker 9 (11:21):
Nah.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Well that's when I point out to.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Him away, Yeah, I'm not gonna fight you over a car.
That'd be very immature of me. What scene did you
play for? By the way, l A Ram something like
the l A Lazy Bones is what it sounds like.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Oh, l A Rams for folks who aren't aware they
were in LA went to Saint Louis for a number
of years and his age. I thought, well, maybe this
guy could have played for the l A Rams because
he was he was old enough he might have been
in their first stint in l A.
Speaker 11 (11:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yeah, Well, a little googling, little sleuthing, little AI ing,
I found this guy's football resume. I'm not going to
say his name on the air, because that's not the
point of card arcs to docs as they say, what
number was he? Yeah? Number Z, I can find that out. Actually, uh,
he was a linebacker, you know what, I'll say. He
(12:10):
was number eleven. Okay, he played from nineteen seventy six
to nineteen seventy nine for a that's his for a
Division three football team. Oh, he was on the l
A Rams shortly thereafter. Okay, in the ticketing division. What
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a couple of.
Speaker 10 (12:38):
So he worked there.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
So he was a linebacker and he was at one
point employed by the Rams, just not as a linebacker.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
A badass. Kick my ass ticket those trivia and pieces together.
Speaker 10 (12:50):
Yeah, one of those booths I go to to give
my tickets.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Let me just say this, and again I'm not doxing
him directly, but again, thanks to AI, he was listed.
I found an old program from like nineteen eighty one,
and he's listed in the ticketing department.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I have.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
I have his old photo from nineteen seventy. To be fair,
they had won the Super Bowl away work there, he
would have gotten a ring. He was listed at six
ft two hundre pounds. Again when I ran into him,
he was probably five eight one. Eighties strink when you
get older, Man, I don't know thought that much. So
my boy, my buddy, But that just kind of shows you.
And he's now a sales some kind of sales guy
(13:23):
in the area that he's in. But just shows you
how like I guarantee he used that line throughout the
eighties to try to get laid at bars. Oh first, yeah,
google it right, there's there wasn't googs. There wasn't all
the powers that that we the cartnarks have. But people
can see how tall he is your intelligence division, right
and see and even me you saw and I didn't
even know the times like, man, you don't look like
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an NFL lot because even in the seventies and eighties
they were pretty big dudes, especially line back roster. He's
got to be six foot or so. He like he
was built like a cornerback or running back.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
So anyway, yeah, lineback in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
So yeah, your next fing ticket taker.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
All Right.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Cart narks continues next year on The Woody Show Hanger,
jumping back in to another brand new round of cartnarks
for you this morning, Agent Sebastian in the parking lots,
trying to get people do the right.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Thing and return those carts.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
And uh, we've got a bad taste in our mouths
from that lazy fake La Rams linebacker who again played
D three college, so basically junior college, which basically means
he had a pulse. I'll put a helmet on. But
they lied about it to my face, only to be
found out by the Again, as they say, the internet
is undefeated. Let's go to a nicer lady. Of course,
when I was up covering the Morgan fight in Philadelphia
(14:40):
and did some cart narking during the day, and wouldn't
you know it, no one tried to kill.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Me in Philadelphia, shocking surprise.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
In fact, I found a nice lady with one of
the best accents who didn't fight me at it.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
In fact kind of said, Okay, it's not a big deal.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
For you.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
If you like me to, I'll do it. I'll talk
to you if you like me too, I'm happy to.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
Do it for you.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
It's sure, you offered, I'll do it, Okay.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Some folks say that's a Delco accident, which is different
Delaware County, which is different than a Philadelphia accident.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
It's pretty similar. I would say so too, But yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
You want.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I was kind of I don't even have to put
on the signer though.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Yeah, a kind of morphs. You're getting from like Philadelphia
into Jersey, and then the further north you go, it
changes even a little bit more to become the New
York accent. Then you go even further up north than that,
you start getting in the Massachusetts and that Boston kind
of thing.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
It just it's all version of the same general thing,
general mushmouth. Yeah yeah, and then of course you can
go west and get it the the pittsburgheese out of that.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
But she was very sweet, yea, i'll do it.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
You want to do it, I'll day, but yeah, bring
it back.
Speaker 9 (15:51):
She was very friendly. But it's also like it's news
to her.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Like, oh, okay, car, I'll hold on and just put
my milk on the car.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Water.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, put this case of water in my milk.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I agree, Greg, I am. I'm a bit perturbed. The
first guy had it too, like the fake like what yeah, OK,
what do you show cart narks? So some celebrities, more
celebrities have become aware of cart narks and uh, we
may have a beef on our hands. One Lewis J.
Gomez for folks who don't know, he runs the Legion
a Skanks skank Fest, a very very popular podcast, and
(16:29):
he was exposed to me and the cart narks.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Another famous person I've never heard of.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Lewis Lewis like, you go to skank Fest?
Speaker 9 (16:36):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
It is hundreds of that, like World Cup. It is
a lot to say that. I will say this. We
we are crapping on it now. But I get his podcast.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I've made the point before. It has nothing to do
with him or the podcast. I'm sure he's a lovely
person or maybe not.
Speaker 11 (16:52):
I got to be.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
It has nothing to do with anything.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
And just back to a previous conversation we've had about
like every day it feels like you hear about another
person who's quote super famous, but you've never heard of.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I think that that's modern day celebrity.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah, we're very fractured, media wized. In any case, he
found out about me and this is his opinion.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
And with some other folks found another person to hate
on the internet. And what will happen is you'll put
your groceries away, and then you'll, as we all do,
look around, and then you push your grocery going away
from your car and getting your car and drive away
as we all do. Whatever groceries are overpriced, okay, And
then as you start driving away, he takes a big
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magnet that says.
Speaker 11 (17:35):
Something I didn't put my card away, something like I'm
a slob or something like like something like that car,
and he throws the magnet in your car and it's
six to your car. And then you stop there on video,
you stop. You're like, that's a crime, you pie.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
You're all on video looking like a lunatic because this
guy is going out being a little bitch.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
The way he told the story though, he said they
were committing they're telling people committed a crime.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Well, some people yell that at me. I think the
way he told the story, though, makes me want to
watch cars. It's more than an endorsement for what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
He's some thing. Most people hear that, they go, oh,
that sounds cool.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
So he even admitted it in the preface like you're
done with your cars, you look around because you know
you're doing something wrong. And to be fair, Lewis Gomez,
he's very I think he calls himself the Puerto Rican rattlesnake.
He's he he he tweeted out about this and he
said before he played, he said, I'm torn because I've
enjoyed some cartnarks videos. But he's also a wee rat,
(18:37):
to which to be true, right, but to which his
his follower said, this is a perfect follower response. He
would only be a rat if he was going to
the authorities. He's being a burden to people that are
continually burdens on society. This is more street justice exactly.
He is doing God's work. Another person says, hey, Louis,
(18:57):
your Puerto Rican is showing that's not very nice, so
he's gonna get flagged. He then yeah, exactly. He then, uh, Lewis, Well,
he's the kind of guy who joke about that. He says,
what would happen if he were confronted by me? If
this guy threw a bagman in my car, you'd be
busting him.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
It will be World War three, dude, it would be
This guy would have the perfect video.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I mean, goddamn it, what I react Lewis and basketball shorts.
Speaker 9 (19:24):
No way, it does not end with Lewis holding the
card over his head like Donkey Kong.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
But everybody says the same thing.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
Would Yeah, I think with this guy because he did
a podcast episode that I listened to with Tom Segura's wife,
Christina Christina, and yeah, he's like, yeah, like stab fights
with his his roommates and stuff.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, he he he Uh.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
There are videos of him finding people on the streets,
so he's kind of he's kind of of that nature
and which which makes sense and not by the way,
spoiler alert. I talked to him last year at the
gathering of the Juggalos because he was the host with
Big Joyo christ so he doesn't even know these are
you have a conversation.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
With me just out of curiosity. Elevator kind of pitch
with skank Fest.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
So it is it's basically it is a comedy festival,
so it's based upon their podcast.
Speaker 10 (20:12):
Oh no, dude, it seems like it's always Welsome street Fair.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
It's way bigger than anything we've ever done. It's I
I bet I stopped by one of the ones they
had in North Vegas, and it's every big comedian from
Shane Gillis on down you've ever heard of to David
tel like all those all these people you know like
Mena says Thomson, Burt Kreischer. They all know these people
very very well.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
And it's like a couple of hundred comedians a couple
of thousand people. They do it in New Orleans or Vegas.
It's nasty, basically old Opi and Anthony fans kind of
moved to Legion of Skanks. That's where that that crowded people.
The crowd not especially no the way he said fulsome
(20:56):
street fair, which is why there's not hardcore a.
Speaker 10 (21:04):
The way that he was talking about on that podcast
episode that there were maybe there's one like flashing and
stuff like I've been to it.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
It's not that.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, all right, what do you show cart narks?
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Finally they have a really funny idea to to turn
the tables on me the cartner. All right, so we
have to get the sticker stickery magnet on the sticker picker.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
That's a great bit. He does that, and you come
here with another one. You're gayer, You're like wen.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I think his main problem with me is I'm the
character of Cartnark is kind of a weeve and kind
of a dork.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, oh yeah, but that's like the real person who's supermanly.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Oh yeah, character right, all right, not a stretch. So
but again, his followers kind of put them in place,
I believe, and he admitted they're they're kind of funny sometimes.
Finally on the cart Narks.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Here this guy.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I never heard of him before, and you'd be right
to say I never heard of this guy. Bobby Joey
Bola Bola.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
That's his look. He said.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
He does songs, okay, and here's his song called the Returner.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
It would be so easy to load my groceries and
escape back to man there.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
But I'm trying to build a world where we bit.
Speaker 11 (22:20):
You know, it's looking.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yes, you gotta start somewhere. Oh, there's no crime, there's
no time.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
I just thought that I'm trying.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
To be.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
When I'm out there.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Well, put sir, all right, Bobby Joe Abola, alright, the
main themes will be a decent person.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
There you go, brand new round of Cardinals. Everybody check,
got a bunch of videos on you. They're on our Instagram,
at cards and on the cart and Arks YouTube.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Sorry you're very old man. That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Get out of here.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
She has really block you.
Speaker 11 (23:01):
What my car?
Speaker 9 (23:02):
Just what car?
Speaker 5 (23:03):
So you want me to No, I don't attend you,
Tom Do you tell me to do it? I'm are
you like an xmm A fighter or something? I don't
know about. What league do you fight in?
Speaker 9 (23:10):
That's my car?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
And nail your ass' next linebacker in the NFL something
knock out of yps.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Get out, Get the hell out of my house.
Speaker 10 (23:19):
In Jesus' name, I pray you'll get in the name
of the Lord, would he shut
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