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Speaker 1 (00:04):
And it is called a dumb ass contest in mind.
Dumb is right there in the name. I don't know
how this works. All I know this is called how
many holes? And this is a game that genis got
for So go ahead and tell us how this is.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Well.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
This is inspired by the conversation we had not too
long ago, but when I admitted that. It wasn't until
I was in my twenties that I realized that women
had three holes. Yeah, and how.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
One for penises and then one for the.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Back right, yeah, by the back entrance. And so many
people were like, that's insane, And then so many people
are like, yo, same here. So it just it. Really,
I've been thinking about a lot, so I thought, what
other things have holes that we don't know? How many holes?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
See dumbas dumbest.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I don't think you're going to top this. So I
have a list of things that have holes in them
that we all are aware of, and I want you
to get how many holes they have. Some will be easy,
some might not be easy. Winner it takes all.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Is it just blurt out the answers?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Do we all take guesses? Or does somebody have to
buzz in?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
That's a great question, what would you prefer? We could
do it either way. I could call you out or
you could buzz in.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I think we all write down in the answer.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I like that because then everybody has to reveal. All right,
so everybody grab a pen. Morgan's got one piece of paper.
All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
How many holes again?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Some easy, some tricky?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Number one? How many holes in a classic pretzel? A
classic pretzel? How many holes? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Number two? How many holes does a trademarked because there's
you know, the off brand ones. How many holes does
a trademarked whiffle ball have?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, I am a trade and then I'll explain you
know why it's got to be trademarked. Yes, So the
first is how many holes in a classic pretzel? Second?
How many holes in a trademarked wiffle ball?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Number three? How many holes in the under now, menace
of counting on you for this, and Tyler, if you're
playing along. How many holes in the underside of a
standard two by four lego brick? How many holes in
the bottom of the underside standard two by four lego
brick holes o the underside? Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Got it.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
How many holes in the musical instrument the recorder, you
know where you learn to play hot cross buns? How
much is that doggy in the a recorder? It looks
like a long sole.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
You know, everybody played it in fourth grade?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Right and then never again? Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
How many holes?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
How many holes? Is the how many holes game? How
many holes does a standard universal hubcap have? And I
will accept two answers.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Say again, how.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Many holes in a standard just regular old universal hubcap?
And I will accept two answers, because apparently those are two.
There are two acceptable answer.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I've been seeing hubcaps on the street a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No, it's because I thought they pop. Hubcaps pop on exactly,
so they're popping off. I just see him in the street,
that's why.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Well, some are decorative, but they have the same amount
of decorative. You know, if you pulled the hubcap off,
what's holding the tire on?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, let's not get in the weed. Those are the
five questions for how many holes?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
How many holes?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
The first one is how many holes in a standard pretzel?
A classic pretzel, classic pretzel?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Second, how many holes in a trademarked whiffleball?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Okay, three?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
How many holes in the underside of a standard two
by four lego number four, how many holes in the
musical instrument the recorder? And how many holes in a
standard universal hubcap, of which I will accept two answers.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, all right, all right, So everybody have their answers
written down.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I do. I'm confident about one of them.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I feel like I have solid guesses. I mean, there's
there's a couple that I'm almost like the first one.
I feel like I'm very certain me too.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I hope, so because I can see it.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I feel like that one's a trick one.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Maybe I just go with your gut.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, okay, all right, So you want to go around
and reveal how many holes in a classic pretzel? Who
would like to start? Greg?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I said three?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Okay, it has to be three, right, three.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I put three, But I'm second guessing myself now I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Trying to I put I put three as well. But
I mean, I guess they could say crazy. They can
get crazy and say six because as a front and back.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I guess, Okay, I don't think that's how holes.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm trying three. I'm gonna say three.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Three.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
The correct answer for how many holes in the classic
pretzel three holes?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
No, thank you? Were you?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I bet there's in the middle.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, because it crosses down toward the bottom. I thought
maybe because there's the two in the top, and I
thought maybe one of the center, but it could be
two down.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
There toward the lower part.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That's what you were trying. Yeah, so three, I got
got that one, right.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yep, yeah, good job.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I think that might be the only one. Next one.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
How many holes does a trademarked whiffle ball have?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I said twelve? Okay, I said sixteen, I said five,
I say ten, I said eight.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
There is one right answer that I've heard in this room.
The answer for a trademark wiffle ball amount of holes
is sammy eight. Yes.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Now Here's why.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Now here's why I had to double check and put
the word trademark, because when I think of a whiffle ball,
I think of a whole ball with holes all over it,
but a.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Trade almost almost like the gashes, not the round hole.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
No, No, it's it's solid sort of on the bottom.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
At the top.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
They're more like gashes than they are the round holes.
They're more like slits, yes, slits and holes, right, okay, right,
I mean, but it's just on the top.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
But I tried to, you know, a trademark. I really
hope that a few of you get the next one. Okay,
how many holes in the underside in the bottom of
a standard two by four?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Lego Brick said three?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Oh really, I said six six. I thought it was
like two two two six.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Two.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I ended up just putting one because I thought it
was a small like two.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
A two by four with the four top, two wide,
four across or at length.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, then I got it wrong. Then that would be.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Then actually know what I think the answer is then too? Yeah, okay,
I think the answer is then too. But I said
my original answer was three, But now that I'm thinking
about it, I would change the two. But I locked
into three.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I locked in at one. I'll keep it there.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
One person has the correct answer, Thank goodness. He wrote
it down and didn't get swayed. The answer is three
three three hollow tubes underneath the inside of those holes.
Now the bumps on the top, of course, there's you
know that's there's eight two times four, but there's three
on the bottom. Good thing you didn't change your answer.
How many holes in the musical instrument, the recorder, you know,
(07:23):
the hot Cross Buns player.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
This is just a wild guess.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It's nine, okay, I put three, I put four, eight, six.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
One person has the correct answer, A Verson who did
not know what a recorder is. Morgan, good job, that's right.
And finally a very strange one. And I will accept
one of two answers. Oh, except two answers. How many
holes does a standard universal hubcap have?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I went with five.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I put five as well, I put.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Five and I put the other answer could be one
no because the hole I got that maybe because that's
a hole, maybe in the middle, because that would be
where you would put like some kind of thing would
click in there, like a like a medallion.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Typer, and I'm thinking some type of branding thing. Five
lug nuts.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Well, just because I said I'd accept two answers doesn't
mean you can give two answers. You got to pick one.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
No, But I'm saying the other. I'm trying to take
a guess of what the two answers you would accept.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Pick one.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Which one did you put down?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'll say five, because you're saying holes in a hubcab?
Which hubcabs?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Those? By definition? Don't have holes in the rest.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
So this is all according to Google. I mean, you're
just gonna have to, you know, bear with Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
So i'll for that purpose, I'll say five. But hubcaps
pop on, which is why they pop off.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
It's a complate.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
It's got to be three or four?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Okay, I said four? Four? Uh what do you greg?
You said five?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Men as you said I said five.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Okay, Well then we have three winners. The accept answers
were five or six or six? Yeah? Hey ask ai,
not me. I'm not a hubcap app expert. So how
many let's total them up? I'd two.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I missed on the whiffle ball because man, damn it
trademarked one.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Okay, what is the big winner of how many holes?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Quarter?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I didn't get that one.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Ready, never confused in my holes?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Now yeah, well, hey, thanks for that really dumb game,
so welcome.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I'll beat that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Content.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
And for your h what's the word redemption? How many
holes does a woman have?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Just below the baby? That would be three?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Three?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Show Well, inquiring minds want to know how did it
go with this dog that you picked up? She picked
up the dog yesterday?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, it was it was really good. She well, it
was a long drive to get her, long drive home.
She slept the entire time in the car. She was
out cold. And we got home and just immediately playful,
running around, acting like a little Tasmanian devil, sealing socks, playing,
having a good time, barks loud. But then she, you know,
(10:13):
she did the thing that they said, if she starts
biting and getting zoomy and crazy, that means she's overtired.
I said, great, So spent some time doing a little
crate training, and I put her in there and I
left the door open, and I put a little treat
in there, and I shut the door and we did
that for a while and I put her to bed.
When we went to bed, I just sat next to
the I put her in the crate and she was
going like and it was not pleasant. But I sat
(10:36):
there and I was like, you're you're a good girl, Pip.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
It's okay.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
We're all here. They say that with with kids too. Man,
when you put the kids to bed, let them cry,
let it cry it out.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah. But and that's what it's.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Called Ferber rising or something like that.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I don't know, Bob Ferber.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Didn't work in my household.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Well, and oh really, because I just and they said
do not and I do this with the kid already,
so it was easy a reward the whining. I was like,
I never do that, so I couldn't let her out
if she was whining anyway, So I just said there
was like, you're good, We're good. I went to bed.
She fell right to sleep and then woke me up
in the middle of the night to go pee, and
we did that. She went back to sleep. It was
(11:14):
really good. So I'm going to start doing a little
more of that potty training business today. And uh, so
far a night one in the books and pretty easy.
She wasn't, Greg said, like you were.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
I'm pleasantly surprised because day one of a new dog
actually weak one of a new dog. They don't know you,
they don't know what's going on. They might poop in
the house because they're scared, not necessarily because they don't
know what to dogs, and they they're unsure, and this,
that and the other. It sounds like I went as
perfectly as good.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
We put her down and she looked like a wind
up toy. She was just having fun and crawling around.
And now she is teething like a mofo. And those
teeth are like shark teeth.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Yeah, the little.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Pins so bad sharp.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Oh my god. They so I had scratched or I
had bite marks on my hand that looked like cat scratches.
I mean, she almost drew blood.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
So Gina sent us some pictures of these dog actor
picked it up. I put it, I put it right.
I put it right into Gemini. I said, what is this? Okay,
this is the picture there you can see was uploaded
and the Gemini I said, what is this Like?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
What am I looking at?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Uh huh, it's a picture of a cat sitting on
a person's least.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I was dying when you sent that to me.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
So much computing power, Wallace.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
She's going to be a good girl. She's high energy
and uh you know, we got to work on the
potty training, but she seems happy so far. So night
one is done.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
I didn't realize she had such a long tail. She
looks like you said, she looks like a little fox.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah, she looks like a little fox and she does
sleep hard. So I'm just going to ride that out
and hopefully she just sleeps the puppy days away because
it is Yeah, she's a lot, and you really do
have to look down because if she gets under your feet,
like she's dead.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You got to go the hamster ball for that thing.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
That's not a bad idea. Yeah, an extra large hams
or at least a little bell.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Somebody told me also, that'd be cool, right if you're
a hamster and someone puts you in the hamster ball
and get to run around. Somebody told me those things
are not cool. Why that would rule?
Speaker 6 (13:27):
As people go in and.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Why don't they don't know? Maybe it's because they're rolling
forward because they're trying to get out of it.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Let's let's talk to the road and master uh Boord.
He's like, I know hamsters and guinea pigs are two
different things, but uh so, what have you heard that
about hamster balls? You're not supposed to Yeah, they're not cool.
Why are they not cool?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Well, so a lot of people do put them put
guinea pigs inside of them, which is not good because
guinea pigs backs are not supposed to bend that way.
So that's a very big no for guineas. And then
for hamsters. There's not much oxygen getting into those balls.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
No, have holes like all along the sides.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Of it, but they're rolling over on top of it.
There's not enough holes for it to like actually properly ventilate,
so they kind of assixiate and it gets too hot
in there.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Oh that's horrible.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
They kind of cooked themselves. I just remember we had
a hamster growing up, and we put the hamster in
that little ball and it'd be running around and it
would crap in there, and so it ended up being
more of those bingo ball hoppers you constantly try to
have to like but get it, get it clean down. Well,
(14:31):
we would put them in there so you can clean
its stupid cage.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Or right, and they're safe and they can run around.
I mean, the theory is solid.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, but with those really small dogs, dude, I'm so
afraid when they're on the floor like walking around everywhere
that I mean, Sammy's dog, what is again, what is
it like three or four pounds? No, she's like six six.
But that thing was at my house and I was like, yeah, dude,
like you know, my two little bulldogs are like twenty
eight pounds, Like, oh yeah, kill this thing.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
And that's why you don't get I.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Know that all scales are not equal, but I put
her on my scale and it didn't even start like
it did even register.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, dog, if it was like walking and like you
on that type.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Of seriously, you're absolutely right because even though the woman
actually brought her said she loves to be under your feet,
and I was like.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Oh boy, well initially you said you wanted her to
sleep with you.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I nixed that right away. She sleeps in her little bedroom.
She sleeps in the great because Andy's like, well, why
can't you sleep on the bed? I go, first of all,
I don't want pea and poop in my bed. Second
of all, like we're wild sleepers, Like God knows what
kind of murder will take place and we won't even realize.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
After a week of crying in that crate, I guarantee
you that things yeah good.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
I shouldn't even do it the first night though. Yeah,
when I put my dog in her little area at
night and went together, and the look that she gave
me and then just the crying, I was like, never mind,
you're coming out. What I think it might be having
the kid for so long because the whining and whimpering,
like I didn't love it, but it didn't it didn't
freak me out. I was like, you're good girl.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Everything new is fine.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
But you'd think i'd be crying all night with her,
like holding the cage first.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
I thought you would take her out.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
You're a good little girl.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Will toddle her, you know.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I know I've given you a lot of grief about
this new cat and everything. Buddy, I am happy for
your happiness.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I hope your step son, I hope your stepson will
get over this at some point, get over the purchase,
and he will trauma. Yeah, he will realize that while
it wasn't a perfect effort with a real dog, that
you tried, you know what I mean, like tried to
give him a dog. But yeah, yeah, legally legally, right, Greg,
(16:51):
thank you? So yeah, legal according to AI, not according
to AI. But in all seriousness, congratulations, I know this
is something you've been very excited. I hope it doesn't
become your entire personality because that would be exhausting. But yeah,
we'll see, we'll see all right more what he shows next?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Hang ups, I do to hear it the first time
the Wood Show.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
We'll be right back
And it is called a dumb ass contest in mind.
Dumb is right there in the name. I don't know
how this works. All I know this is called how
many holes? And this is a game that genis got
for So go ahead and tell us how this is.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Well.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
This is inspired by the conversation we had not too
long ago, but when I admitted that. It wasn't until
I was in my twenties that I realized that women
had three holes. Yeah, and how.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
One for penises and then one for the.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Back right, yeah, by the back entrance. And so many
people were like, that's insane, And then so many people
are like, yo, same here. So it just it. Really,
I've been thinking about a lot, so I thought, what
other things have holes that we don't know? How many holes?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
See dumbas dumbest.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I don't think you're going to top this. So I
have a list of things that have holes in them
that we all are aware of, and I want you
to get how many holes they have. Some will be easy,
some might not be easy. Winner it takes all.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Is it just blurt out the answers?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Do we all take guesses? Or does somebody have to
buzz in?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
That's a great question, what would you prefer? We could
do it either way. I could call you out or
you could buzz in.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I think we all write down in the answer.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I like that because then everybody has to reveal. All right,
so everybody grab a pen. Morgan's got one piece of paper.
All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
How many holes again?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Some easy, some tricky?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Number one? How many holes in a classic pretzel? A
classic pretzel? How many holes? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Number two? How many holes does a trademarked because there's
you know, the off brand ones. How many holes does
a trademarked whiffle ball have?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, I am a trade and then I'll explain you
know why it's got to be trademarked. Yes, So the
first is how many holes in a classic pretzel? Second?
How many holes in a trademarked wiffle ball?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Number three? How many holes in the under now, menace
of counting on you for this, and Tyler, if you're
playing along. How many holes in the underside of a
standard two by four lego brick? How many holes in
the bottom of the underside standard two by four lego
brick holes o the underside? Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Got it.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
How many holes in the musical instrument the recorder, you
know where you learn to play hot cross buns? How
much is that doggy in the a recorder? It looks
like a long sole.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
You know, everybody played it in fourth grade?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Right and then never again? Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
How many holes?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
How many holes? Is the how many holes game? How
many holes does a standard universal hubcap have? And I
will accept two answers.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Say again, how.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Many holes in a standard just regular old universal hubcap?
And I will accept two answers, because apparently those are two.
There are two acceptable answer.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I've been seeing hubcaps on the street a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No, it's because I thought they pop. Hubcaps pop on exactly,
so they're popping off. I just see him in the street,
that's why.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Well, some are decorative, but they have the same amount
of decorative. You know, if you pulled the hubcap off,
what's holding the tire on?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, let's not get in the weed. Those are the
five questions for how many holes?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
How many holes?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
The first one is how many holes in a standard pretzel?
A classic pretzel, classic pretzel?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Second, how many holes in a trademarked whiffleball?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Okay, three?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
How many holes in the underside of a standard two
by four lego number four, how many holes in the
musical instrument the recorder? And how many holes in a
standard universal hubcap, of which I will accept two answers.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, all right, all right, So everybody have their answers
written down.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I do. I'm confident about one of them.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I feel like I have solid guesses. I mean, there's
there's a couple that I'm almost like the first one.
I feel like I'm very certain me too.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I hope, so because I can see it.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I feel like that one's a trick one.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Maybe I just go with your gut.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, okay, all right, So you want to go around
and reveal how many holes in a classic pretzel? Who
would like to start? Greg?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I said three?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Okay, it has to be three, right, three.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I put three, But I'm second guessing myself now I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Trying to I put I put three as well. But
I mean, I guess they could say crazy. They can
get crazy and say six because as a front and back.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I guess, Okay, I don't think that's how holes.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm trying three. I'm gonna say three.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Three.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
The correct answer for how many holes in the classic
pretzel three holes?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
No, thank you? Were you?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I bet there's in the middle.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, because it crosses down toward the bottom. I thought
maybe because there's the two in the top, and I
thought maybe one of the center, but it could be
two down.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
There toward the lower part.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That's what you were trying. Yeah, so three, I got
got that one, right.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yep, yeah, good job.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I think that might be the only one. Next one.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
How many holes does a trademarked whiffle ball have?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I said twelve? Okay, I said sixteen, I said five,
I say ten, I said eight.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
There is one right answer that I've heard in this room.
The answer for a trademark wiffle ball amount of holes
is sammy eight. Yes.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Now Here's why.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Now here's why I had to double check and put
the word trademark, because when I think of a whiffle ball,
I think of a whole ball with holes all over it,
but a.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Trade almost almost like the gashes, not the round hole.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
No, No, it's it's solid sort of on the bottom.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
At the top.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
They're more like gashes than they are the round holes.
They're more like slits, yes, slits and holes, right, okay, right,
I mean, but it's just on the top.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
But I tried to, you know, a trademark. I really
hope that a few of you get the next one. Okay,
how many holes in the underside in the bottom of
a standard two by four?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Lego Brick said three?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Oh really, I said six six. I thought it was
like two two two six.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Two.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I ended up just putting one because I thought it
was a small like two.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
A two by four with the four top, two wide,
four across or at length.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, then I got it wrong. Then that would be.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Then actually know what I think the answer is then too? Yeah, okay,
I think the answer is then too. But I said
my original answer was three, But now that I'm thinking
about it, I would change the two. But I locked
into three.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I locked in at one. I'll keep it there.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
One person has the correct answer, Thank goodness. He wrote
it down and didn't get swayed. The answer is three
three three hollow tubes underneath the inside of those holes.
Now the bumps on the top, of course, there's you
know that's there's eight two times four, but there's three
on the bottom. Good thing you didn't change your answer.
How many holes in the musical instrument, the recorder, you know,
(07:23):
the hot Cross Buns player.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
This is just a wild guess.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It's nine, okay, I put three, I put four, eight, six.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
One person has the correct answer, A Verson who did
not know what a recorder is. Morgan, good job, that's right.
And finally a very strange one. And I will accept
one of two answers. Oh, except two answers. How many
holes does a standard universal hubcap have?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I went with five.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I put five as well, I put.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Five and I put the other answer could be one
no because the hole I got that maybe because that's
a hole, maybe in the middle, because that would be
where you would put like some kind of thing would
click in there, like a like a medallion.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Typer, and I'm thinking some type of branding thing. Five
lug nuts.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Well, just because I said I'd accept two answers doesn't
mean you can give two answers. You got to pick one.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
No, But I'm saying the other. I'm trying to take
a guess of what the two answers you would accept.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Pick one.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Which one did you put down?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'll say five, because you're saying holes in a hubcab?
Which hubcabs?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Those? By definition? Don't have holes in the rest.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
So this is all according to Google. I mean, you're
just gonna have to, you know, bear with Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
So i'll for that purpose, I'll say five. But hubcaps
pop on, which is why they pop off.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
It's a complate.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
It's got to be three or four?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Okay, I said four? Four? Uh what do you greg?
You said five?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Men as you said I said five.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Okay, Well then we have three winners. The accept answers
were five or six or six? Yeah? Hey ask ai,
not me. I'm not a hubcap app expert. So how
many let's total them up? I'd two.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I missed on the whiffle ball because man, damn it
trademarked one.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Okay, what is the big winner of how many holes?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Quarter?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I didn't get that one.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Ready, never confused in my holes?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Now yeah, well, hey, thanks for that really dumb game,
so welcome.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I'll beat that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Content.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
And for your h what's the word redemption? How many
holes does a woman have?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Just below the baby? That would be three?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Three?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Show Well, inquiring minds want to know how did it
go with this dog that you picked up? She picked
up the dog yesterday?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, it was it was really good. She well, it
was a long drive to get her, long drive home.
She slept the entire time in the car. She was
out cold. And we got home and just immediately playful,
running around, acting like a little Tasmanian devil, sealing socks, playing,
having a good time, barks loud. But then she, you know,
(10:13):
she did the thing that they said, if she starts
biting and getting zoomy and crazy, that means she's overtired.
I said, great, So spent some time doing a little
crate training, and I put her in there and I
left the door open, and I put a little treat
in there, and I shut the door and we did
that for a while and I put her to bed.
When we went to bed, I just sat next to
the I put her in the crate and she was
going like and it was not pleasant. But I sat
(10:36):
there and I was like, you're you're a good girl, Pip.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
It's okay.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
We're all here. They say that with with kids too. Man,
when you put the kids to bed, let them cry,
let it cry it out.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah. But and that's what it's.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Called Ferber rising or something like that.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I don't know, Bob Ferber.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Didn't work in my household.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Well, and oh really, because I just and they said
do not and I do this with the kid already,
so it was easy a reward the whining. I was like,
I never do that, so I couldn't let her out
if she was whining anyway, So I just said there
was like, you're good, We're good. I went to bed.
She fell right to sleep and then woke me up
in the middle of the night to go pee, and
we did that. She went back to sleep. It was
(11:14):
really good. So I'm going to start doing a little
more of that potty training business today. And uh, so
far a night one in the books and pretty easy.
She wasn't, Greg said, like you were.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
I'm pleasantly surprised because day one of a new dog
actually weak one of a new dog. They don't know you,
they don't know what's going on. They might poop in
the house because they're scared, not necessarily because they don't
know what to dogs, and they they're unsure, and this,
that and the other. It sounds like I went as
perfectly as good.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
We put her down and she looked like a wind
up toy. She was just having fun and crawling around.
And now she is teething like a mofo. And those
teeth are like shark teeth.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Yeah, the little.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Pins so bad sharp.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Oh my god. They so I had scratched or I
had bite marks on my hand that looked like cat scratches.
I mean, she almost drew blood.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
So Gina sent us some pictures of these dog actor
picked it up. I put it, I put it right.
I put it right into Gemini. I said, what is this? Okay,
this is the picture there you can see was uploaded
and the Gemini I said, what is this Like?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
What am I looking at?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Uh huh, it's a picture of a cat sitting on
a person's least.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I was dying when you sent that to me.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
So much computing power, Wallace.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
She's going to be a good girl. She's high energy
and uh you know, we got to work on the
potty training, but she seems happy so far. So night
one is done.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
I didn't realize she had such a long tail. She
looks like you said, she looks like a little fox.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah, she looks like a little fox and she does
sleep hard. So I'm just going to ride that out
and hopefully she just sleeps the puppy days away because
it is Yeah, she's a lot, and you really do
have to look down because if she gets under your feet,
like she's dead.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You got to go the hamster ball for that thing.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
That's not a bad idea. Yeah, an extra large hams
or at least a little bell.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Somebody told me also, that'd be cool, right if you're
a hamster and someone puts you in the hamster ball
and get to run around. Somebody told me those things
are not cool. Why that would rule?
Speaker 6 (13:27):
As people go in and.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Why don't they don't know? Maybe it's because they're rolling
forward because they're trying to get out of it.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Let's let's talk to the road and master uh Boord.
He's like, I know hamsters and guinea pigs are two
different things, but uh so, what have you heard that
about hamster balls? You're not supposed to Yeah, they're not cool.
Why are they not cool?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Well, so a lot of people do put them put
guinea pigs inside of them, which is not good because
guinea pigs backs are not supposed to bend that way.
So that's a very big no for guineas. And then
for hamsters. There's not much oxygen getting into those balls.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
No, have holes like all along the sides.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Of it, but they're rolling over on top of it.
There's not enough holes for it to like actually properly ventilate,
so they kind of assixiate and it gets too hot
in there.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Oh that's horrible.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
They kind of cooked themselves. I just remember we had
a hamster growing up, and we put the hamster in
that little ball and it'd be running around and it
would crap in there, and so it ended up being
more of those bingo ball hoppers you constantly try to
have to like but get it, get it clean down. Well,
(14:31):
we would put them in there so you can clean
its stupid cage.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Or right, and they're safe and they can run around.
I mean, the theory is solid.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, but with those really small dogs, dude, I'm so
afraid when they're on the floor like walking around everywhere
that I mean, Sammy's dog, what is again, what is
it like three or four pounds? No, she's like six six.
But that thing was at my house and I was like, yeah, dude,
like you know, my two little bulldogs are like twenty
eight pounds, Like, oh yeah, kill this thing.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
And that's why you don't get I.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Know that all scales are not equal, but I put
her on my scale and it didn't even start like
it did even register.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, dog, if it was like walking and like you
on that type.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Of seriously, you're absolutely right because even though the woman
actually brought her said she loves to be under your feet,
and I was like.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Oh boy, well initially you said you wanted her to
sleep with you.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I nixed that right away. She sleeps in her little bedroom.
She sleeps in the great because Andy's like, well, why
can't you sleep on the bed? I go, first of all,
I don't want pea and poop in my bed. Second
of all, like we're wild sleepers, Like God knows what
kind of murder will take place and we won't even realize.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
After a week of crying in that crate, I guarantee
you that things yeah good.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
I shouldn't even do it the first night though. Yeah,
when I put my dog in her little area at
night and went together, and the look that she gave
me and then just the crying, I was like, never mind,
you're coming out. What I think it might be having
the kid for so long because the whining and whimpering,
like I didn't love it, but it didn't it didn't
freak me out. I was like, you're good girl.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Everything new is fine.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
But you'd think i'd be crying all night with her,
like holding the cage first.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
I thought you would take her out.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
You're a good little girl.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Will toddle her, you know.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I know I've given you a lot of grief about
this new cat and everything. Buddy, I am happy for
your happiness.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I hope your step son, I hope your stepson will
get over this at some point, get over the purchase,
and he will trauma. Yeah, he will realize that while
it wasn't a perfect effort with a real dog, that
you tried, you know what I mean, like tried to
give him a dog. But yeah, yeah, legally legally, right, Greg,
(16:51):
thank you? So yeah, legal according to AI, not according
to AI. But in all seriousness, congratulations, I know this
is something you've been very excited. I hope it doesn't
become your entire personality because that would be exhausting. But yeah,
we'll see, we'll see all right more what he shows next?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Hang ups, I do to hear it the first time
the Wood Show.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
We'll be right back
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