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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You have this giant lot. It's too big and I'm
not laughing.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
The Woodie Show, all right.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
So Menace was talking to some of the stars of Jackass.
So cool, yeah everybody, or did you did you have
a little interaction with everybody?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Or just like, who are we going to hear from?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Well, I mean I want to give it away?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You want to read? All right?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Well, anyway, the so the new Jackass movie, right, and
it's hard to believe.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I've never I've never seen one of them.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
It's very hard to believe because it's so up your alley.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I love them.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I mean I feel like I've heard about everything that's
happened in them the year. It's like a little bits
and pieces. Just one of those things I've never watched.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You gotta watch.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
And the thing I remember what.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
The TV show? Yeah that was that was cool. I
like that, love it?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, I just have. I just hadn't seen the movie.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
But anyway, the New Jackass movie, and Menace was talking
to some of the stars for a.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Round of Boie Show Celebrity Family. Wo, we're going to
play the feud everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
We are and you know the right, Yeah, the rules
are uh you know, we we try to put ourselves
in the shoes of the person that.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
We're talking to.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yes, in this celebrity edition, and then you know, we
gotta try to guess what they're gonna what they're gonna say,
instead of talking to one hundred people on the family
Feud style surveys, it's just this one person.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Easy way to put it is the way to show
family feud.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
The rules are a match game.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah, simply, Yeah, true.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I don't know that's that's a good thing. Why do
we ever call family? I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Well, I'm match games, not that very it's not popular.
And this is more fun. This is way more fun.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That's true. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Are we ready for
the first person? Yeah? Who is this first celebrity?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Well, let's meet contestant number one.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Let's play it all right, here we go. Who is this?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Played the audio?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh no, he said, he wants you to find out
when we hear it.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Okay, can you say your name and country of origin?
Speaker 7 (02:05):
I am Stephen Glover, Steve O.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
He sounds terrible, sounds like well I was the very
last person he talked to.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It does on Earth. He sounds like Nina Blackwood from Mtvkay,
oh my god.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
I'm Stephen Glover as Steve O. I was born in England.
That would be my country of origin. I grew up
in five different countries. I spoke three languages by the
age of three. Mom was born in Canada and my
father was born in America. So I'm triple national. I'm British,
(02:44):
Canadian and America.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Okay, he sounds like the people that have those voice
box Yeah.
Speaker 8 (02:53):
I always he always thought that he was from abusing
inhalen and other drugs over the years ago. But actually
he says it's actually just a some kind of thing
where he's just being lazy with it somehow.
Speaker 9 (03:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Well, let me pick a player in the room.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And pick a player.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Jeff, you are new to the show, all right, We're
going to ask you the first question. So the first
question is name something you would find in a wizard's pocket.
Good question.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah, something you find because they don't have WANs, do they?
I thought they did.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
That's gonna be in his hand.
Speaker 10 (03:31):
Okay, what about what? I think? A potion is pretty good,
like a small like a teacher.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with potion.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Good answer, is he gonna give like a jackass style answer.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Well that's the game.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
All right, all right, here we go. Let's let's find
out Steve O. What is the answer?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Do you name something you would find in a wizard's pocket.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
A magic potion?
Speaker 7 (04:00):
I found a lot of drugs over there.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Jeff at the gate, they're too good at this.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
This is a moment.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I'm as smart as Steve.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
It's incredible.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Wow, he really he really channeled Steve there. Ye, all right,
all right minutes. You know what, He's probably not gonna
want to make the bet now, but usually we have something.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, we have food delivered.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Well I was going to say, if you get to right,
then I will buy you food for the whole staff.
Speaker 10 (04:32):
And that he got one right, It's fine.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, remember remember I get to eat too, right, Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, all right, who's gonna go next?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Okay, let's go with Gina. Gina, all right, question, name
something you would hate to find under your bed?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Steve?
Speaker 10 (04:55):
I say, like a rat of mouse, tarantula? But does
he really care?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
What scares him?
Speaker 10 (05:00):
What's your Steve?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Hooker?
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Hooker is good?
Speaker 10 (05:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (05:07):
Probably you know, of course, a man one of his
you know bags that somebody severed while he was sleeping
you know, because like a dare a testicle?
Speaker 10 (05:17):
Yeah? God do we go?
Speaker 11 (05:20):
We go?
Speaker 10 (05:21):
What a normal person would say with Steve was saying,
what's first d answer was normal? Yeah? I mean like
I would say a rat. But does Steve O care?
That's we gotta figure that out.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
I gotta figure that out, sure do.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
Okay, thank you for the help.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Anytime.
Speaker 10 (05:37):
Okay. Let's let's go with Rat.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Alright, Okay, Rat, Let's find out what did Steve O
say here this one show family feud?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Name something that you would hate to find under your bed? Ah?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Why did I think of a dead dog?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I would hate to.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Find a dead dog under a dead dog?
Speaker 10 (06:00):
Halfway there.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Was the dead animal of some kind, very stars of Jackass,
And who's gonna go NeXT's still alive.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Let's go with Sammy. Okay, Sammy, what would you find
in a superheroes bathroom?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
All right, the Superheroes bathroom?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Kate Ape's good answer? YEA costume? Yeah, I would say costumes.
You cover more bases if you if you go that.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Act like I could picture of Cape hanging on the hook.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Superhero Like, what would be specific to a superhero Cape?
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Steel wool toilet paper? Because you know, I got like
super dumps.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Buns of steel, yeah, hm hmm, superhero Yeah.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
I think I'm just gonna go with the costume.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's gonna answer I do we agree that covers the
basis of mask? And yeah? All right, let's find out
and again, Steve O.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Here in this Family Fud, what do you show Family
Feud Celebrity edition?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
What would you find in a superheroes bathroom?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Why would they need anything in their bathroom?
Speaker 7 (07:10):
They're a superhero?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Who's your favorite superhero?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
All right, cool, thank you, brother, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
He said nothing, nothing, and he was done with my questions.
All right. I mean I still have more people though.
If you guys want to continue.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Let's do another one.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
All right, let's meet our next player.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
All right, who is this next person from Jackass?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Here on famus, you say your name and what you
want to be known for, stunt wise out of all
the Jackass.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
My name is Dave England from Jackass, and what I'd
like to be known for is tearing the tending off
my fingertips zack asses butthole.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Alright, I couldn't play it all together, but it was
basically like rectel exam he was doing.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Yeah, Zach is a newer member of the team. He's
the giant fat person.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah. So apparently he like ripped his finger doing it.
So yeah, all right, so let's go with Sea Bass
on this one.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
All right, the first Sea Grass.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
First question, name something you would do if you ran
out of toilet paper?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Name something you do if he ran he doesn't need
toilet paper?
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Yeah, I already know.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
The sink or maybe maybe like hover your ass over
the edge of the bathtub.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Use a T shirt.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Dave Engerland is one of the grosser He's like, he's
a secondary jag. He's obviously not Donny Knoxville Steve. He's
one of the secondary See the guy they put pubes
on his face? The fake the fake terrorists take over
with j u Chender Seagar from the Limo.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, okay, so would he.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Like brush it out with his toothbrush? Yeah, I'm just
I'm gonna play it safe and go grab a towel.
Let's just say answer.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
There we go, grab a towel.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Let's find out if we get that that second point
here in the celebrity family feud.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
There we go, Name something you do if you ran
out of toilet paper. I would my butt clean like
a cat. Have you ever attempted that on maybe on
other people?
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Yeah, well you have.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Done that on zach As before I broke my fingertip off,
I could of like, maybe I would have slid in
there better.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
Maybe maybe that one that was a jackass answer.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah yeah, I mean you just say he was grows.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Yeah, that.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Sounds like a cat. Alright, let's see next one.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Okay, Greg Gory Okay, uh, name something that grows without
being watered.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Name something that grows without being watered?
Speaker 10 (09:58):
Yes, I think we all know.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Yeah, yeah, okay, that's about like sure, I mean that's
the answer.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
That's actually.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
But for this guy, Yeah, your penis grows without water?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Without water?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
All right, well, I mean that's that's okay, so thinking jackass.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Okay, let's go with Wiener.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I mean you don't have to go within No, no, let's
go with that pressure.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
It's family feud and we are a very dysfunctional family.
Let's go with.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Answer. Let's let's find out what he thinks. What what
grows without water?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Name something that grows without being watered.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It's so easy to say a wiener. Huh, yeah, I
just say wieners.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Wieners grow without being watered. Anything else. I don't think
anything else grows without being water. No, that doesn't a
little bit of water.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, I tried to do not water.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Cactus is dead.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Now I'm counting that toward wiener guys later, Yeah, we
got that wet.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
You got that. That's the second one.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Yes, and bonus points and Menace were throwing a wrong
answer in.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Help roses.
Speaker 8 (11:15):
Let me even know that.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Yeah, I was hoping it would be a fake out
that you guys would overthink that.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, No, you got you guys.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
That's how you play the wood Show family feud slash
match game. Right, we still have another We still have
another person, right I do? And yeah, okay, I tell you, well,
let's take a break and then we'll come back and
a little bonus round.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I would hate to have all these questions and answers
that you collected from the Jackass people.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah, just go to waste.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
So Menace was hanging with uh did people from Jackass?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Did you see the movie Menace?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
No? They started it really late, and I was like,
I got here, somebody good things that hair. It's really heartfelt.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
That's what I want out of a Jackass movie. I
want to heart felt.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Yeah, people gave it really really good reviews that people
trust that didn't actually work on the movie.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
So we'll see menis is you know, talking to some
of the people there, Steve O, Dave England, and we
have one more person that he spoke to. We're playing
around of what do you show family Feud celebrity edition,
and so again we're trying to put ourselves in the
shoes of this person. Think what they will answer to
this question, not like what we would say, but like
(12:37):
what we think they would say.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
And let's meet the next person.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Okay, can you please say your name? And then is
there something in the movie that was cut out that
you're upset that didn't end up in it?
Speaker 9 (12:49):
Hello, I'm Jasper. And there was a stunt that me
and Dave did. It wasn't even a crazy stunt. We
just both put ourselves in a wet suit together, two
men in one web suit, and we somehow I was
able to do a clean cartwheel.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I don't think he made.
Speaker 9 (13:03):
It, but it was just a good moment and I
would have been in there like just good classic fun.
It wasn't like a big like stunt or nothing. Just
it was just funny and everybody was having a good time.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
We got to get do a cartwheel.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
Oh yeah for folks whon't know Jasper Newer cast member
as well, the most famous because his dad is such
a maniac and like his dad's super afraid of heights
and they got him up.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
In a plane and he freaked out.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, I get.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
It, all right, So who's gonna who's gonna play this song?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Let's go with Jeff g because yeah, he's just really good.
All right, all right, what's the question? Name the first
thing you do when you get home from work that's
good cleaning bathroom?
Speaker 7 (13:47):
Right?
Speaker 6 (13:47):
Is that?
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Pi?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Could we eat something?
Speaker 10 (13:54):
Yeah? Do you take your clothes off?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Or no?
Speaker 10 (13:57):
Uh no? Like women always take their bros off?
Speaker 7 (14:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I I changed immediately when I get home.
Speaker 10 (14:03):
I would say take your shoes off?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, Sammy, why like you're like a big oversized sweatshirt.
Like you're already comfortable, right, I know, I've.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Just been in it all day and like gross, But
I do I take my brof and you got to
do something pressure, you know. But what I'm gonna go
with bathroom yeah, I'm gonna go back.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
All right, let's find out what do you show family few.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Name the first thing you do when you can get
home from work, roll up, kick off my shoes. I'm sorry.
What are your thoughts on Tyler the crater?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Hmmm?
Speaker 4 (14:39):
If I see him right now, I'll choke him. You
don't mean that.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
You don't mean that.
Speaker 8 (14:47):
Right there across the head and there they've they're friends,
they've been records before.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
And yeah, and it's like at the premiere, it's constantly
like people kicking each other in the junk, slopping each other.
But there full friends, full four.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yeah, that's what you do in your friends. You kick
your friends, you know, right in the Jimmy.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
The worst part of being on a Jackass movie and
they show this, but you know on the behind the
scenes stuff is it doesn't stop all the you know,
yeah who not Tyler? The creator Eric Andre had to
like quick because every every every six seconds something, he's
gonna the camera.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, alright, mant's give us one more question.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Okay, one more question, name something.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Who's it for?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Oh, let's go with Sea Bass?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Okay, all right, Sea Bass, All right, Sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Now this is a repeater question, name something you would
hate to find under your bed.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
This is not a dead dog, so Jasper would say,
because Stebo said dead dog was close to that would
be it would be a bad day, Jasper.
Speaker 10 (15:53):
What is he?
Speaker 6 (15:54):
He's kind of in a hip he's a hip hop world.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
And those hip hop fellas don't like the police, many
of them.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
By, as they would say in the wire, there would
be a police, a police, police under the bed.
Speaker 11 (16:12):
Thank the police, Thank the police.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
I'm gonna go with you. I will go with police
and a police for bonus.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Okay, all right, well we already earned the free food
for mena, so this is just bonus family food.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
For fun. All right, here we go.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
What would you hate to find under your bed?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Under my bed?
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Uh, spoiling milk. You find milk under your bed often? No, actually,
the last time I even looked under my bed. You
might want to check it.
Speaker 9 (16:45):
Yeah, it might be a whole bunch of milk in there,
just chilly, just mad milk.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Okay, well okay, well not even close.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
It wasn't that.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
But you know, kids are disgusting, and this area where
the kids are like, you know, watching TV and stuff,
it's off, kind of off to the side.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
You know, my wife and I aren't really in there
all that much.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
And my daughter had taken a bowl of cereal that
she finished and to quote clean it up, she opened
the drawer of this table.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And put it in there. God knows how long it's
been in there.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
And this was when she was how old within the
last I don't know recently.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
We just found we just found it.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
But my son goes, you want to see what she
did this thing? It was like I didn't know milk
would do that.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
It just costs. It's like she's special with the capital.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
There was mold in there and about a thousand other
rappers like shoals, heat, candy, and she'll seek other things
and just put the rap closed them into her drawer.
Speaker 8 (17:44):
If I had done that, I would have house cleaning
duty for a year. Oh dude, does that happened to her?
My my wife.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Dealt with her, so she she had something dress.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
It too late for that, do you have?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I think you have until eighteen?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Right respondable like we've like we mentioned before, If it
fits at Chips, I think they can fit the kid
into that drunk in that box.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah, you're all good, Linder.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
They show back in a minute, no