August 4, 2026 • 24 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
I can't wait to hear more from We've We've been
spoiled because we already got to hear a little bit
of it when Greg came in and said, you'll never
guess what I found.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, clearing out the home office and came across this
thing that's entitled Greg's Trip to England. Nice it's a
journal or a sea be'st calls it a diary.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, well, I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Of the year nineteen ninety two. Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
So what's the difference between a journal and a diary?
Laden lady?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You want to be?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Greg's journal doesn't have a lock on it.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I think diaries do, yeah, and diaries you talk like
a person.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Oh my god, diary?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
What a day Greg was studying abroad?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, cage and how just for the summer? It was
fo Yeah, it was one summer. It was about okay,
a total of three months.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
What'd you take when you were there, Greg, I.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Took music appreciation, Jesus and English Lit.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Did you like go around town at all?
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Or?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh? Yeah, I mean it was most of it was.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I'm sure I lived on campus and I remember on
day one. This is back in the days when I
would smoke and I said, are we allowed to smoke
here on campus? He said, allowed to You're on courage
to elliot.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I think I like it here, So you're just gonna
open up to like a random page.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Well, I went through because some of it starts with
the actual travel to England, and then some of it is,
and then the majority of it is in England obviously.
So on July second, nineteen ninety two, this is how
I realized, Wow, I haven't really changed that much, I
guess it says, and I'm gonna read this verbatim.
Speaker 7 (01:36):
Okay, and Gina can prove I haven't everything.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I'm sitting on the floor of the Newark Airport, by
far the most crowded airport I've ever encountered. There were
no seats, no available phones, and crowds everywhere. I walked
past the crew and my next flight to London as
they waited to get on board. All spoke with English accents,
and they seemed in good spirits. But for now I
sit and wait amongst the craziness of this tacky place.
(02:08):
So when you do.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Newark's like Newark sucks, Let's not so when you when
you write like that, are you like playing a role
in your mind like I'm about to summer at Cambridge.
But I think like the way the cadence and the
way that you're writing and the words that you're using
sound see him in good space. But who do you
think would care? How the flight cruising?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I don't know this. This entire journal I forgot existed,
and now that I'm reading it, I'm asking the same
question you're asking what you like? Who am I writing
this for? This is so stupid in the way.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That you write it, Like it's like, uh, remember when
Andrew Luck was still a quarterback for the for the Colts,
and there's that that parody account as if he was
like some kind of Civil War general. Yeah, yeah, I
remember that, and he would write about the game about
and in that way like those letters from Civil War
soldiers sounded.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's like it's like you're writing out open, like an old.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Timey style, right, And I never intended for anybody to
read this. I don't know why. And then the trip continues.
This is from the actual flight five forty eight am
July third, nineteen ninety two. I watched a cheesy movie
called The Cutting Edge. It was about figure skating rules.
I didn't sleep since this time, since the last time
(03:28):
I wrote in this quote journal, the man in front
of me has been such a nuisance. It's crazy, rocking
back and forth like nobody's business, right into my knees.
All right, no, no plot twists, know nothing. I guess
that was pointless.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay, Are you afraid to fly at this point?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
No, because Memory used to be a traffic reporter and
they would go on a plane every day, planes, helicopters.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, didn't mean that he wasn't like freaked out by
like I didn't know when this crippling Yeah, it really
kind of started.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
The anxiety and fear over everything. It just slowly just
started building. So at this point I'm in England, this
is I guess whatever. July, oh, fourth of July in England,
nineteen ninety two. I just wound up at a place
called Burger Delight and I had some deep fried cod
and bland peas and fries with the worst ketchup I've
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ever had. I had a pint of beer as well.
By this time, it has started to drizzle and the
sky was black. When planes flew by, it was impossible
to even find them. I took the London Underground over
to Trafalgar Square. This place was unbelievable. There were more
than a thousand people and five thousand pigeons. It's a
place where you can feed the pigeons as they literally
(04:44):
climb all over you. I of course didn't do this.
I think I did get ish on my sleeve though.
From Trafogger Square, I walked down the Mall, which is
a wide brick road that leads to Buckingham Palace. The long, long,
long walk was pretty much worth it. That's a good point, man.
(05:11):
It's like Dad, Okay, now this entry, this will be
the last one we get to. We can revisit this
in the future, please, Okay. So now at this point
I have taken the train out of London. I've gone
close to Cambridge, and I'm staying at a hotel for
one night before I go to move on to campus.
(05:32):
After showering in the matchbox sized shower, I walked around
town and I found out that Cambridge is just around
the corner. It's nothing what I expected. It's not separate
from town. I didn't look around much because I was
so hungry. On the way to get a Turkish cheeseburger,
two young girls about nine or ten years old turned
to me. They crossed themselves. One of the cute girls asked,
(05:56):
do you believe in God? I said sure and began
talking to both of them. They walked with their arms
around each other and giggled a lot. They said something
about me, but I couldn't make it out. And as
I walked back to the guest house, I saw the
girls again. She fancies she fancies you, they said. Oh,
it was so funny that I laughed with them. Imagine that,
(06:17):
two hours in a foreign city and somebody fancies me.
So now I sit watching British TV and I'm actually bored.
I drank a kestral Logger, which comes in a black can,
and it says very strong on front. I should have
believed it. It was so strong that I almost couldn't
(06:40):
bear it. It almost tasted like hard alcohol. It's just
a hint of ail, quite nasty, but I forced it down.
Since it cost one pound sixty five pence, I learned
the hard way, and I wasted my pounds. I guess
I'm gonna do something now what I'm not sure? Maybe
rest or maybe walk or maybe vegg maybe even read.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Creig What a whirlwind trip.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Well, there's about another eighty pages or so. The people
I met, the drinks I drank, the places I've gone,
how I punted down the river cam, how I am classes. Oh,
there's guest entries in here from the friends I made.
I mean, this thing goes on and on and on.
So don't you know what? Whatever?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
What, don't worry turn that dial?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah, like, uh, it doesn't sound whirlwind yet. Yeah, but
things are about.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
To go quick setting the state where you're just scratching
the surface and what will be an ongoing series of
entries from Greg's journal. It's journal unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I'm still looking for the Brady Bunk clog though. Yeah,
I think I think it's in my parents attic.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yes, please, Yeah, because Greg was so infatuated with the
Brady Bunch. We've told the story, yeah, that when he
would watch the episodes, he would have composition books and
he would yeah, he would like keep.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
The plot was about what happened? Were there any guest stars,
were there any bloopers? Were there any continuity errors? What happened?
What it aired?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I didn't. I am not a fan. I thought I
was a fan. I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, that's a fan.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I mean, oh yeah, I have the Barry Williams book.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, I mean that that that exists somewhere.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I don't think I threw it away. Yeah, it's got
to be in a box.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Too much work.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I would love your dissertation. I'm sure it's in there
on Oliver and Tiger.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, yeah, I probably hated them.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, they're nice. Nice work, Greg with the Yeah,
the fact that you brought it in, I know, and
I applaud that. I think I give Greg some credit
here because Greg is so easily embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
And I never thought I would like to share that.
I didn't even know. I forgot it existed too.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I was in a foreign country.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Somebody all right, she basked this.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
This club is for you.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
You know the problem with the cyber truck, we're supposed
to put all the bitches, dude, because.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You're gonna get a.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
They run up to at red lights to try to
get in, but they can't figure out the doors.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Because they're not smart like you.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
That's true, because you're.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
A cyber truck driver and they're women.
Speaker 9 (09:40):
I will have that man know that. I made sure
to take a photo of this.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I was at the.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Tesla charging station and what did I see? Sammy in
a cyber truck by herself. Female cyber truck.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Is at least one she's out there.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah she exists, yep.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
But yeah, it does help with breaking and entering, like
besides it being bulletproof and stainless steel.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
You have to know to press the button. And yes,
it has to be unlocked.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Yes, I was thinking about that recently, like cyber trucks,
it's with with all Tesla's there's no door handles. But
I would really appreciate a self opening door feature elon.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Okay, yeah, because minivans have that. I know every once
in a while, Man, I'll get an uber or a
lift and they.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Show up with the mini van.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Don't touch it.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, and I got to.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Open the door like no, no, no, And even they get
in and out of this thing, they have to push
the button.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I did get.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I don't know what Tesla model it was. I was
sitting in the front seat and the guy did open
all the doors from.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Think you could do that in the software update.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
From the touch screen because the door opened to the
passenger side and then both back doors.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
Oh yeah, it is in the app. You can do it,
but i'd I'd like to have it right, because like
the great thing about it.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Wasn't the app, it was he did it from the screen, well,
from the screen, from the drive screen.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
These like uber drivers trick out their cars. They even
put handles on the doors.
Speaker 9 (11:05):
Yeah, what I'm talking about is I would like for
it to open as I walk up to walk to it,
because unlocks as I walk.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Up to it because it has a bluetooth. I should
A real man should have a cyber truck super manly. Yeah,
I mean you are the you are the end all
be all when it comes to what is manly? What
is not manly?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Hetero?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, one thousand percent hetero. So cyber truck is supermanly.
It's about I can't think of a more manly vehicle. Besides,
like I don't.
Speaker 9 (11:31):
Know a tank, a tank or like or a bison
that you've can lassoed yourself.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
What about Greg's journal like that? How does that rank?
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Well, you know what, it's very British and which and
they're expected to be gay, so that's totally.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Is it very foppish?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Like men men journaling, Greg journaling is that manly? I
don't hate it. Because it is a record of your deeds.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That's what I do. Appreciate it about it now because
I don't remember what I did forty five minutes ago,
but now I can look back at to nineteen ninety
two and think, wow, that was my life.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
We think about, you know, obviously, men at war is
a very common thing where they would either write to
their lovers back home or keep a journal.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Sea Bass as a manly man, do you agree or disagree?
These are things that a man should never do, no
matter how long he lives. Shave below the neck.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
No, because if you want attention down there, you got
to keep it clean. That's just going to make things
easier for everybody.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, well, I think they're talking more about like your chest,
your back arms. Yeah, I thought about that recently, things.
Speaker 9 (12:37):
Like that, because I will admit that I fell part
of the fad in college of that even though I
don't really need to shave my chest, and did it,
but I quit that pretty soon thereafter.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
I know the guys that shave everything, well, some guys
have crazy hairytae.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's coming out the back of your T shirt. You
gotta get rid of.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Yeah, but there's nothing grosser than body hair stubble, not
face double body.
Speaker 9 (13:02):
Yes, yeah gross, I think And Gina maybe and Sammy
you can help on. This is the perfect amount of
body hair, not where it's all long and curly engross,
but and not's double, but where it's just like one.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
It's not, it's just like a sheet, like a like
a like a short haired dog.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:17):
I like body I mean I like chest hair. So yeah, okay, all.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Right, bass King of all manliness. A man should never
have a name for his penis. Well, I think it's
just trying too hard. You're not You're mis a funny
guy at that point.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
All right.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
A man should never skinny dip in daylight.
Speaker 9 (13:38):
I mean, if it's with chicks, that's okay, but in
general example, the last the last time, God has been
a long time since I skinny dips. We were at
a camp in Alabama with the female staff after hours,
and there were three or four of us of each
of each sex in the in the the lake, which
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is pretty gross.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
They can back on it.
Speaker 9 (14:02):
Nothing happened in the lake, yeah, exactly, flesh eating bacteria
and that was acceptable.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
But it was after dark and it was a co
ed nice all right, uh A man should never consider,
even for a moment, a two pay that's so sixties
and seventies.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Or well, hair transplant, that's the thing now right.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
Well nowadays right well. Bill Burr has an old bit
about that. He's like he like, I got bald at
the wrong time. It's like I was just I was
if I waited like ten more years before that they
finally perfected the technology. Because the guys who got the
hair transplants in the eighties, I think he talks like
little ant legs coming out of the forehead. Nowadays, more
people do it. A number of celebrities have admitted to it,
(14:47):
and it is unnoticeable.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, Dane Tosh just did it.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
And then also like there's barbers on he did yeah,
he got he went to Turkey. And then but there's
barbers on that specialize in the to pay like they'll
glue it, right.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I see.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
I just think that's it's it's just too much or
too too much of an effort for too little over
a turn, and it is and it falls off, which
it will.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
He looks, you look very foolish, looks so painful. Seven
one four texting over I'm a contractor, cyber truck in
the lumberyard.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Not manly.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Well, it's too new these days. I get it. You know,
you guys are stuck in your old.
Speaker 9 (15:26):
Ways because a lot of guys still have the they're
anti electric for that reason.
Speaker 10 (15:30):
Where's well?
Speaker 9 (15:32):
I mean, even though they had an F one fifty
lightning which God discontinued.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, that was not selling.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
It looked like an F one fifty for the most part,
but I did.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Well, I'm not sure who this guy is. This is
an older gentleman. I don't I don't know if we're
even supposed to know who this guy is. But uh,
he had a he had to take agree or disagree.
King of Manliness, Sea Beast.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
Several things a grown ass man should never do. The
first is split a check with other men. That is
that is the that is the most testicle free thing
gets out there when men split up a check. You
pick up the check this time, and your buddy should
pick it up the next time. If you can't buy
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your buddy a dinner or a drink or vice versa,
or your buddy's dinners, or don't go with them. Yeah, yeah,
it gets different if the wives are involved and it's
a four thousand dollars meal or whatever, but don't split
a check or figure out who got the bread and
who got the pizza and who got the beer and
who got the scotch. Grow the fuck up, don't split
a check. So those are today's grown ass man.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Thanks. You should not do just one thing.
Speaker 11 (16:34):
But yes, yeah, yeah, he's got other videos and Joe
I agree with him after the age of thirty, because
when you're at poor as hell and you're you're twenty
years old at the waffle house and yeah, you can't
be doing that.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
But yeah, if you're all, like you know, established in
your careers and you're married with kids and you're passing
the bill around and you're adding it up, well, I
did have a couple of the months of rellasticks so right,
and he's exactly right.
Speaker 9 (16:59):
It does chack when there are dates involved and or
it's a trillion dollars. But yeah, for average stuff, someone
should just it should be unsaived.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
I love this guy. I follow him. It's Cogdell law.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
And he has another one saying any any man who
takes a neck pillow on a domestic flight is a douche.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Yeah, domestic flight.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, he loses them constantly.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Oh yeah, I just took an international flight. I'm forgot
the pillow.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Here's another, here's here's one more from that, from that
same dude.
Speaker 10 (17:32):
Several things a grown ass man should never do. A
man that posts food pictures, what the is that?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Don't know?
Speaker 10 (17:41):
A man eats food, or prepares food, or pays for food,
he doesn't post pictures about the food that he is
about to eat. And lastly, a grown ass man does
not post pictures of his fat ass body on vacation.
Guess what that trophy, wife, that you've got sitting next
to you where your dad bought is hanging over the belt.
(18:03):
That makes your ass look worse, not better. So, unless
you're in shape, don't post vacation pictures with their shirt offs.
So those are today's grown ass man things you should
not do.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
I'll take it to the next level. You shouldn't be posting, okay,
vacation pictures at all? What about food pictures? That's I mean,
he's when he.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
Said that, I just went through my mind. I don't
think I've ever seen a guy post a food again.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Have you met?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Although he said that's changed, But he said that's changed now.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
In fact, I was just out with Menace at a
at the meal recently and somebody brought that up something, Hey,
men's are just gonna get pictures.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
He's like, nah, man, he goes, that's that's done.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Now that snapchats now not popping, because he used to
be like you had to like push all the plates
in the center and he'd be.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Like, oh yeah, anymore, I mean I'll do something like,
oh look at them way, Oh yeah I did, Like, yeah,
I'll do like like a static photo, but it won't
be like in the main feed. It would just be
like a story or something.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Okay, there are rules.
Speaker 9 (19:08):
Yeah, because we said we said it fifteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Who cares? But I think even medice has gotten to
the point yet no one cares.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
No one cares that. Oh yeah, you will still want
the res but you know.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Uh here, I don't know who's this guy, Jeff, you
found this guy?
Speaker 6 (19:25):
Yeah, he talks about stuff that grown ass man shouldn't
be doing as well, and he's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Gina loves him.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
I love in the guy in the car.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, the guy in the car. Yeah you know his name? No,
I don't let me look it up real quick.
Speaker 12 (19:37):
Yeah, all right, here we go ankle socks, wearing ankle socks.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
No, not the dude, this is girl.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah, now hold on, this is uh all right, here
we go.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
There's three things I don't think you should be doing
as a grown ass man. Let's get right into it.
Number one is having asthma.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Just breathe.
Speaker 6 (19:54):
You're twenty five years old and you ain't out grown
ash Yeah, talking about anybody pomp broke can't handle air.
That's a grown man, Loki. Number two collecting funkal Pops toys.
You're collecting toys as a grown ass man. How about
instead of collecting other than this, you collect some paesos,
(20:17):
some bread, some dope, some mulah and have an honorable
mention for you guys having a skincare routine. Just put
some soap on the rag and wash your face.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah that's mister. Everything cool, Mister everything's cool.
Speaker 9 (20:34):
I mean, obviously he's Jeff a little bit about the
asthma stuff, but everything else I think he's don't be.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Based on some of his other videos that Jeff is playing,
I don't know if he is kidding about that.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
I think it's one of those things where there's a
reason that you know peanut allergies. If we're talking about
that general class of things, skyrock togge skyrocket ted over
the past fifty years because you know, people just wouldn't
toughen up and breathe through it. What have we learned
a couple years ago? And exposure therapy does working? I
was anybody who has on a side note of that,
anybody who has like, oh.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
The pollen. I can't stand the pollen. Yeah, yeah, get
some clarton, Yeah it be fine. Or don't just deal
with it? Yeah, don't man up?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yep uh.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Here.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I don't know where this chick came from either, but
here's a couple of more ankle socks.
Speaker 12 (21:18):
Wearing ankle socks and no show socks is gay? Sitting
on a tube float in a pool?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Is gay?
Speaker 12 (21:27):
Wearing shorts above your knee? Gay eating bananas? Gay using
hand sanitizer?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Gay?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Jeff uses like NonStop hand sanitized mostly.
Speaker 9 (21:40):
I will I will push back on the socks thing,
because when I see guys with when I see guys
with socks up to their calf, I'm like, what do
you especially at the gym wearing shorts and a T shirt?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
What are you keeping warming?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I'll never stop.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
But it's very important.
Speaker 9 (21:55):
You know, I understand that in certain certain neighborhoods that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
That's you know, sign But.
Speaker 9 (22:01):
Yeah, but like, but in general, socks, socks that go
above your ankle, what for?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
That's the point?
Speaker 12 (22:07):
Eating anything with a spoon is gay. Wearing rings unless
it's a Whiting band is gay. Being married is not gay.
But proposing on your knees.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Gay.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
I'm not sure who that is, but she's got clearly
different tastes. Then let's say the hardcore Italians in the
Northeast might argue on the rings thing.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
The mafia.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
I think it's weird.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
And we see a dude with a diamond ring, but
not like a typical like a woman's engagement ring, but
it could be a wedding band, but it's got the
diamonds in it.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I think.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I don't think a dude wearing diamonds. I think if if.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
It's like small diamonds all the way around, because and
it looks like a rapper, Okay, it's kind of cool.
But if it's just like a solid band that has
a little tiny diamond, yeah, so weird.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen a guy with
that really don't.
Speaker 9 (23:03):
Yeah, And with guy ring, do you bet have a
real good reason for it, like it better be yeah,
your dad's like marine corps or something.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
You definitely better you have gotten that on somebody's dead.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Best the ring is a skull as somebody who's legally
allowed to represent that side. I don't think rings in
general and a guy are good. I think the one
giveaway is thumb ring that is diving on top of
the d gay like why, Like I don't know, it's
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kind of like a toe ring like you.
Speaker 9 (23:35):
It's kind of like it's a it's a fashionable accessory
and as a man, you shouldn't care about being fashionable.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
And why is it on your thumb? Ye weird?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Maybe maybe it's the only thumb that is uh, you know,
girthy enough like a real man's sized, like finger, you know,
to accommodate a man's ring. What you what's.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Thin little girly fingers?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
If it's just for decoration, it's gay, you know, like.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
It's not holding your finger On.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, you can send us
a text over to two two nine eighty seven more
Woody show's name.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
They were not what I thought they were I thought
the only purpose the Woody Show was to make the
outside world disappear.
I can't wait to hear more from We've We've been
spoiled because we already got to hear a little bit
of it when Greg came in and said, you'll never
guess what I found.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, clearing out the home office and came across this
thing that's entitled Greg's Trip to England. Nice it's a
journal or a sea be'st calls it a diary.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, well, I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Of the year nineteen ninety two. Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
So what's the difference between a journal and a diary?
Laden lady?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You want to be?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Greg's journal doesn't have a lock on it.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I think diaries do, yeah, and diaries you talk like
a person.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Oh my god, diary?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
What a day Greg was studying abroad?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, cage and how just for the summer? It was
fo Yeah, it was one summer. It was about okay,
a total of three months.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
What'd you take when you were there, Greg, I.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Took music appreciation, Jesus and English Lit.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Did you like go around town at all?
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Or?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh? Yeah, I mean it was most of it was.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I'm sure I lived on campus and I remember on
day one. This is back in the days when I
would smoke and I said, are we allowed to smoke
here on campus? He said, allowed to You're on courage
to elliot.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I think I like it here, So you're just gonna
open up to like a random page.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Well, I went through because some of it starts with
the actual travel to England, and then some of it is,
and then the majority of it is in England obviously.
So on July second, nineteen ninety two, this is how
I realized, Wow, I haven't really changed that much, I
guess it says, and I'm gonna read this verbatim.
Speaker 7 (01:36):
Okay, and Gina can prove I haven't everything.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I'm sitting on the floor of the Newark Airport, by
far the most crowded airport I've ever encountered. There were
no seats, no available phones, and crowds everywhere. I walked
past the crew and my next flight to London as
they waited to get on board. All spoke with English accents,
and they seemed in good spirits. But for now I
sit and wait amongst the craziness of this tacky place.
(02:08):
So when you do.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Newark's like Newark sucks, Let's not so when you when
you write like that, are you like playing a role
in your mind like I'm about to summer at Cambridge.
But I think like the way the cadence and the
way that you're writing and the words that you're using
sound see him in good space. But who do you
think would care? How the flight cruising?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I don't know this. This entire journal I forgot existed,
and now that I'm reading it, I'm asking the same
question you're asking what you like? Who am I writing
this for? This is so stupid in the way.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That you write it, Like it's like, uh, remember when
Andrew Luck was still a quarterback for the for the Colts,
and there's that that parody account as if he was
like some kind of Civil War general. Yeah, yeah, I
remember that, and he would write about the game about
and in that way like those letters from Civil War
soldiers sounded.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's like it's like you're writing out open, like an old.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Timey style, right, And I never intended for anybody to
read this. I don't know why. And then the trip continues.
This is from the actual flight five forty eight am
July third, nineteen ninety two. I watched a cheesy movie
called The Cutting Edge. It was about figure skating rules.
I didn't sleep since this time, since the last time
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I wrote in this quote journal, the man in front
of me has been such a nuisance. It's crazy, rocking
back and forth like nobody's business, right into my knees.
All right, no, no plot twists, know nothing. I guess
that was pointless.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay, Are you afraid to fly at this point?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
No, because Memory used to be a traffic reporter and
they would go on a plane every day, planes, helicopters.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, didn't mean that he wasn't like freaked out by
like I didn't know when this crippling Yeah, it really
kind of started.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
The anxiety and fear over everything. It just slowly just
started building. So at this point I'm in England, this
is I guess whatever. July, oh, fourth of July in England,
nineteen ninety two. I just wound up at a place
called Burger Delight and I had some deep fried cod
and bland peas and fries with the worst ketchup I've
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ever had. I had a pint of beer as well.
By this time, it has started to drizzle and the
sky was black. When planes flew by, it was impossible
to even find them. I took the London Underground over
to Trafalgar Square. This place was unbelievable. There were more
than a thousand people and five thousand pigeons. It's a
place where you can feed the pigeons as they literally
(04:44):
climb all over you. I of course didn't do this.
I think I did get ish on my sleeve though.
From Trafogger Square, I walked down the Mall, which is
a wide brick road that leads to Buckingham Palace. The long, long,
long walk was pretty much worth it. That's a good point, man.
(05:11):
It's like Dad, Okay, now this entry, this will be
the last one we get to. We can revisit this
in the future, please, Okay. So now at this point
I have taken the train out of London. I've gone
close to Cambridge, and I'm staying at a hotel for
one night before I go to move on to campus.
(05:32):
After showering in the matchbox sized shower, I walked around
town and I found out that Cambridge is just around
the corner. It's nothing what I expected. It's not separate
from town. I didn't look around much because I was
so hungry. On the way to get a Turkish cheeseburger,
two young girls about nine or ten years old turned
to me. They crossed themselves. One of the cute girls asked,
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do you believe in God? I said sure and began
talking to both of them. They walked with their arms
around each other and giggled a lot. They said something
about me, but I couldn't make it out. And as
I walked back to the guest house, I saw the
girls again. She fancies she fancies you, they said. Oh,
it was so funny that I laughed with them. Imagine that,
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two hours in a foreign city and somebody fancies me.
So now I sit watching British TV and I'm actually bored.
I drank a kestral Logger, which comes in a black can,
and it says very strong on front. I should have
believed it. It was so strong that I almost couldn't
(06:40):
bear it. It almost tasted like hard alcohol. It's just
a hint of ail, quite nasty, but I forced it down.
Since it cost one pound sixty five pence, I learned
the hard way, and I wasted my pounds. I guess
I'm gonna do something now what I'm not sure? Maybe
rest or maybe walk or maybe vegg maybe even read.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Creig What a whirlwind trip.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Well, there's about another eighty pages or so. The people
I met, the drinks I drank, the places I've gone,
how I punted down the river cam, how I am classes. Oh,
there's guest entries in here from the friends I made.
I mean, this thing goes on and on and on.
So don't you know what? Whatever?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
What, don't worry turn that dial?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah, like, uh, it doesn't sound whirlwind yet. Yeah, but
things are about.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
To go quick setting the state where you're just scratching
the surface and what will be an ongoing series of
entries from Greg's journal. It's journal unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I'm still looking for the Brady Bunk clog though. Yeah,
I think I think it's in my parents attic.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yes, please, Yeah, because Greg was so infatuated with the
Brady Bunch. We've told the story, yeah, that when he
would watch the episodes, he would have composition books and
he would yeah, he would like keep.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
The plot was about what happened? Were there any guest stars,
were there any bloopers? Were there any continuity errors? What happened?
What it aired?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I didn't. I am not a fan. I thought I
was a fan. I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, that's a fan.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I mean, oh yeah, I have the Barry Williams book.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, I mean that that that exists somewhere.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I don't think I threw it away. Yeah, it's got
to be in a box.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Too much work.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I would love your dissertation. I'm sure it's in there
on Oliver and Tiger.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, yeah, I probably hated them.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, yeah, anyway, they're nice. Nice work, Greg with the Yeah,
the fact that you brought it in, I know, and
I applaud that. I think I give Greg some credit
here because Greg is so easily embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
And I never thought I would like to share that.
I didn't even know. I forgot it existed too.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I was in a foreign country.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Somebody all right, she basked this.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
This club is for you.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
You know the problem with the cyber truck, we're supposed
to put all the bitches, dude, because.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You're gonna get a.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
They run up to at red lights to try to
get in, but they can't figure out the doors.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Because they're not smart like you.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
That's true, because you're.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
A cyber truck driver and they're women.
Speaker 9 (09:40):
I will have that man know that. I made sure
to take a photo of this.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I was at the.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Tesla charging station and what did I see? Sammy in
a cyber truck by herself. Female cyber truck.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Is at least one she's out there.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah she exists, yep.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
But yeah, it does help with breaking and entering, like
besides it being bulletproof and stainless steel.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
You have to know to press the button. And yes,
it has to be unlocked.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Yes, I was thinking about that recently, like cyber trucks,
it's with with all Tesla's there's no door handles. But
I would really appreciate a self opening door feature elon.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Okay, yeah, because minivans have that. I know every once
in a while, Man, I'll get an uber or a
lift and they.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Show up with the mini van.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Don't touch it.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, and I got to.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Open the door like no, no, no, And even they get
in and out of this thing, they have to push
the button.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I did get.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I don't know what Tesla model it was. I was
sitting in the front seat and the guy did open
all the doors from.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Think you could do that in the software update.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
From the touch screen because the door opened to the
passenger side and then both back doors.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
Oh yeah, it is in the app. You can do it,
but i'd I'd like to have it right, because like
the great thing about it.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Wasn't the app, it was he did it from the screen, well,
from the screen, from the drive screen.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
These like uber drivers trick out their cars. They even
put handles on the doors.
Speaker 9 (11:05):
Yeah, what I'm talking about is I would like for
it to open as I walk up to walk to it,
because unlocks as I walk.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Up to it because it has a bluetooth. I should
A real man should have a cyber truck super manly. Yeah,
I mean you are the you are the end all
be all when it comes to what is manly? What
is not manly?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Hetero?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, one thousand percent hetero. So cyber truck is supermanly.
It's about I can't think of a more manly vehicle. Besides,
like I don't.
Speaker 9 (11:31):
Know a tank, a tank or like or a bison
that you've can lassoed yourself.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
What about Greg's journal like that? How does that rank?
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Well, you know what, it's very British and which and
they're expected to be gay, so that's totally.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Is it very foppish?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Like men men journaling, Greg journaling is that manly? I
don't hate it. Because it is a record of your deeds.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That's what I do. Appreciate it about it now because
I don't remember what I did forty five minutes ago,
but now I can look back at to nineteen ninety
two and think, wow, that was my life.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
We think about, you know, obviously, men at war is
a very common thing where they would either write to
their lovers back home or keep a journal.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Sea Bass as a manly man, do you agree or disagree?
These are things that a man should never do, no
matter how long he lives. Shave below the neck.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
No, because if you want attention down there, you got
to keep it clean. That's just going to make things
easier for everybody.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, well, I think they're talking more about like your chest,
your back arms. Yeah, I thought about that recently, things.
Speaker 9 (12:37):
Like that, because I will admit that I fell part
of the fad in college of that even though I
don't really need to shave my chest, and did it,
but I quit that pretty soon thereafter.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
I know the guys that shave everything, well, some guys
have crazy hairytae.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's coming out the back of your T shirt. You
gotta get rid of.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Yeah, but there's nothing grosser than body hair stubble, not
face double body.
Speaker 9 (13:02):
Yes, yeah gross, I think And Gina maybe and Sammy
you can help on. This is the perfect amount of
body hair, not where it's all long and curly engross,
but and not's double, but where it's just like one.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
It's not, it's just like a sheet, like a like
a like a short haired dog.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:17):
I like body I mean I like chest hair. So yeah, okay, all.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Right, bass King of all manliness. A man should never
have a name for his penis. Well, I think it's
just trying too hard. You're not You're mis a funny
guy at that point.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
All right.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
A man should never skinny dip in daylight.
Speaker 9 (13:38):
I mean, if it's with chicks, that's okay, but in
general example, the last the last time, God has been
a long time since I skinny dips. We were at
a camp in Alabama with the female staff after hours,
and there were three or four of us of each
of each sex in the in the the lake, which
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is pretty gross.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
They can back on it.
Speaker 9 (14:02):
Nothing happened in the lake, yeah, exactly, flesh eating bacteria
and that was acceptable.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
But it was after dark and it was a co
ed nice all right, uh A man should never consider,
even for a moment, a two pay that's so sixties
and seventies.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Or well, hair transplant, that's the thing now right.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
Well nowadays right well. Bill Burr has an old bit
about that. He's like he like, I got bald at
the wrong time. It's like I was just I was
if I waited like ten more years before that they
finally perfected the technology. Because the guys who got the
hair transplants in the eighties, I think he talks like
little ant legs coming out of the forehead. Nowadays, more
people do it. A number of celebrities have admitted to it,
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and it is unnoticeable.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, Dane Tosh just did it.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
And then also like there's barbers on he did yeah,
he got he went to Turkey. And then but there's
barbers on that specialize in the to pay like they'll
glue it, right.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I see.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
I just think that's it's it's just too much or
too too much of an effort for too little over
a turn, and it is and it falls off, which
it will.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
He looks, you look very foolish, looks so painful. Seven
one four texting over I'm a contractor, cyber truck in
the lumberyard.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Not manly.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Well, it's too new these days. I get it. You know,
you guys are stuck in your old.
Speaker 9 (15:26):
Ways because a lot of guys still have the they're
anti electric for that reason.
Speaker 10 (15:30):
Where's well?
Speaker 9 (15:32):
I mean, even though they had an F one fifty
lightning which God discontinued.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, that was not selling.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
It looked like an F one fifty for the most part,
but I did.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Well, I'm not sure who this guy is. This is
an older gentleman. I don't I don't know if we're
even supposed to know who this guy is. But uh,
he had a he had to take agree or disagree.
King of Manliness, Sea Beast.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
Several things a grown ass man should never do. The
first is split a check with other men. That is
that is the that is the most testicle free thing
gets out there when men split up a check. You
pick up the check this time, and your buddy should
pick it up the next time. If you can't buy
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your buddy a dinner or a drink or vice versa,
or your buddy's dinners, or don't go with them. Yeah, yeah,
it gets different if the wives are involved and it's
a four thousand dollars meal or whatever, but don't split
a check or figure out who got the bread and
who got the pizza and who got the beer and
who got the scotch. Grow the fuck up, don't split
a check. So those are today's grown ass man.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Thanks. You should not do just one thing.
Speaker 11 (16:34):
But yes, yeah, yeah, he's got other videos and Joe
I agree with him after the age of thirty, because
when you're at poor as hell and you're you're twenty
years old at the waffle house and yeah, you can't
be doing that.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
But yeah, if you're all, like you know, established in
your careers and you're married with kids and you're passing
the bill around and you're adding it up, well, I
did have a couple of the months of rellasticks so right,
and he's exactly right.
Speaker 9 (16:59):
It does chack when there are dates involved and or
it's a trillion dollars. But yeah, for average stuff, someone
should just it should be unsaived.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
I love this guy. I follow him. It's Cogdell law.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
And he has another one saying any any man who
takes a neck pillow on a domestic flight is a douche.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Yeah, domestic flight.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, he loses them constantly.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Oh yeah, I just took an international flight. I'm forgot
the pillow.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Here's another, here's here's one more from that, from that
same dude.
Speaker 10 (17:32):
Several things a grown ass man should never do. A
man that posts food pictures, what the is that?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Don't know?
Speaker 10 (17:41):
A man eats food, or prepares food, or pays for food,
he doesn't post pictures about the food that he is
about to eat. And lastly, a grown ass man does
not post pictures of his fat ass body on vacation.
Guess what that trophy, wife, that you've got sitting next
to you where your dad bought is hanging over the belt.
(18:03):
That makes your ass look worse, not better. So, unless
you're in shape, don't post vacation pictures with their shirt offs.
So those are today's grown ass man things you should
not do.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
I'll take it to the next level. You shouldn't be posting, okay,
vacation pictures at all? What about food pictures? That's I mean,
he's when he.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
Said that, I just went through my mind. I don't
think I've ever seen a guy post a food again.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Have you met?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Although he said that's changed, But he said that's changed now.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
In fact, I was just out with Menace at a
at the meal recently and somebody brought that up something, Hey,
men's are just gonna get pictures.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
He's like, nah, man, he goes, that's that's done.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Now that snapchats now not popping, because he used to
be like you had to like push all the plates
in the center and he'd be.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Like, oh yeah, anymore, I mean I'll do something like,
oh look at them way, Oh yeah I did, Like, yeah,
I'll do like like a static photo, but it won't
be like in the main feed. It would just be
like a story or something.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Okay, there are rules.
Speaker 9 (19:08):
Yeah, because we said we said it fifteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Who cares? But I think even medice has gotten to
the point yet no one cares.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
No one cares that. Oh yeah, you will still want
the res but you know.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Uh here, I don't know who's this guy, Jeff, you
found this guy?
Speaker 6 (19:25):
Yeah, he talks about stuff that grown ass man shouldn't
be doing as well, and he's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Gina loves him.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
I love in the guy in the car.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, the guy in the car. Yeah you know his name? No,
I don't let me look it up real quick.
Speaker 12 (19:37):
Yeah, all right, here we go ankle socks, wearing ankle socks.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
No, not the dude, this is girl.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah, now hold on, this is uh all right, here
we go.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
There's three things I don't think you should be doing
as a grown ass man. Let's get right into it.
Number one is having asthma.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Just breathe.
Speaker 6 (19:54):
You're twenty five years old and you ain't out grown
ash Yeah, talking about anybody pomp broke can't handle air.
That's a grown man, Loki. Number two collecting funkal Pops toys.
You're collecting toys as a grown ass man. How about
instead of collecting other than this, you collect some paesos,
(20:17):
some bread, some dope, some mulah and have an honorable
mention for you guys having a skincare routine. Just put
some soap on the rag and wash your face.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah that's mister. Everything cool, Mister everything's cool.
Speaker 9 (20:34):
I mean, obviously he's Jeff a little bit about the
asthma stuff, but everything else I think he's don't be.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Based on some of his other videos that Jeff is playing,
I don't know if he is kidding about that.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
I think it's one of those things where there's a
reason that you know peanut allergies. If we're talking about
that general class of things, skyrock togge skyrocket ted over
the past fifty years because you know, people just wouldn't
toughen up and breathe through it. What have we learned
a couple years ago? And exposure therapy does working? I
was anybody who has on a side note of that,
anybody who has like, oh.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
The pollen. I can't stand the pollen. Yeah, yeah, get
some clarton, Yeah it be fine. Or don't just deal
with it? Yeah, don't man up?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yep uh.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Here.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I don't know where this chick came from either, but
here's a couple of more ankle socks.
Speaker 12 (21:18):
Wearing ankle socks and no show socks is gay? Sitting
on a tube float in a pool?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Is gay?
Speaker 12 (21:27):
Wearing shorts above your knee? Gay eating bananas? Gay using
hand sanitizer?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Gay?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Jeff uses like NonStop hand sanitized mostly.
Speaker 9 (21:40):
I will I will push back on the socks thing,
because when I see guys with when I see guys
with socks up to their calf, I'm like, what do
you especially at the gym wearing shorts and a T shirt?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
What are you keeping warming?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I'll never stop.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
But it's very important.
Speaker 9 (21:55):
You know, I understand that in certain certain neighborhoods that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
That's you know, sign But.
Speaker 9 (22:01):
Yeah, but like, but in general, socks, socks that go
above your ankle, what for?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
That's the point?
Speaker 12 (22:07):
Eating anything with a spoon is gay. Wearing rings unless
it's a Whiting band is gay. Being married is not gay.
But proposing on your knees.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Gay.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
I'm not sure who that is, but she's got clearly
different tastes. Then let's say the hardcore Italians in the
Northeast might argue on the rings thing.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
The mafia.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
I think it's weird.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
And we see a dude with a diamond ring, but
not like a typical like a woman's engagement ring, but
it could be a wedding band, but it's got the
diamonds in it.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I think.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I don't think a dude wearing diamonds. I think if if.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
It's like small diamonds all the way around, because and
it looks like a rapper, Okay, it's kind of cool.
But if it's just like a solid band that has
a little tiny diamond, yeah, so weird.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen a guy with
that really don't.
Speaker 9 (23:03):
Yeah, And with guy ring, do you bet have a
real good reason for it, like it better be yeah,
your dad's like marine corps or something.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
You definitely better you have gotten that on somebody's dead.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Best the ring is a skull as somebody who's legally
allowed to represent that side. I don't think rings in
general and a guy are good. I think the one
giveaway is thumb ring that is diving on top of
the d gay like why, Like I don't know, it's
(23:33):
kind of like a toe ring like you.
Speaker 9 (23:35):
It's kind of like it's a it's a fashionable accessory
and as a man, you shouldn't care about being fashionable.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
And why is it on your thumb? Ye weird?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Maybe maybe it's the only thumb that is uh, you know,
girthy enough like a real man's sized, like finger, you know,
to accommodate a man's ring. What you what's.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Thin little girly fingers?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
If it's just for decoration, it's gay, you know, like.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
It's not holding your finger On.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, you can send us
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