The Woody Show December 12th 2024 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

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Speaker 2 (00:43):
Ay, good morning, everybody, morning wood Today is Thursday. It's
a pre Friday. It's December the twelfth, twenty twenty four.
Hello and welcome. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory.
Good Morningddy. We've got Menace. Hi, there is Gina grad
Good Steve Bass is here. We got Sammy, we got Bort,

(01:06):
and we got Caroline. They're here in our Woodies Show
production department. There is Morgan, she's our associate producer. We
got von our video producer. You on the phones eight
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all the training news headlines for you Today. We'll get
all the entertainment stuff, birthday's porn and birthday before this

(01:26):
hour's up, and something I'm looking forward to later on
in the morning. We're gonna recap MENACE's twenty twenty four.
You might call him a prediction. He calls them the birdiction.
And so at the beginning of this year, right after
we had gotten back from last year's holiday break, Menace
made a bunch of predictions of some no stra dumbass,

(01:47):
as we call him, what would happen in the year
twenty twenty four. Now that we're here at the end
of the year, we'll see how many if and he
came true. I don't remember what any of them were,
to be honest with you, so I'm gonna be just
as surprised as you get. Honest I didn't either. You
don't remember, all right, well, we do have the list.
Somebody wrote them down, thank god. So that's coming up
a little bit later on here on this Thursday morning
on the Woody Show. All Right, so this is a

(02:12):
question that people were asked about naming a profession that
was once highly respected but now is considered a joke.
And the first thing I thought of was how Menace
and Sea Bass were ripping on therapy, right, and people
go to therapy. I mean, so that was a brief
window that was respected. But okay, so my question was, like,

(02:33):
because I'm still trying to really understand the dividing line
here between like, cause you think that therapy does serve
a purpose, just not for everybody the way that people
have been using it or abusing it as you would say.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
I think, yeah, it's been commercialized and people found out
that they can make money.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
Off of it, right, And the analogy I used it's
much like a lawyer, much like a chiropractor, as we've
made too many of them, so now they have to
find work for themselves, and therefore they ever prescribe their
own their own profession.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Okay, sold you say that as does a profession that
was one because I think it's maybe more respected, like
being a therapist. Don't know how many want to be
therapists we've met and how oh yeah, that ish crazy.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
That's the problem is because because it doesn't take any
actual medical training to be a therapist, for actually, anyone
can start pretending.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
And again before these people that are ba ish crazy
started texting in and get all buck like, we're not
saying that it's not necessary and there's definitely some cases
that people do need therapy and it's very.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Helpful for them.

Speaker 7 (03:31):
You know what, though, I hear what you're saying, and
I've been taking this in for a while and I'm
wondering if you might because this one I would absolutely
agree with, if you might be conflating life coach with therapists,
because I believe that that is a complete snake oil situation.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
I agree with you, but it's adjacent, right, But I
don't see life coaches like you used to see anymore
because they.

Speaker 7 (03:54):
Realized nobody wanted to go well but you. But what
the difference is, man, is that you have to have
multiple credentials to be a therapist. You have zero credentials
to be a lifecover. Right, can you call yourself a
life cover?

Speaker 8 (04:04):
You have to be trained, You go through training to
become a therapist, and you have a college have twenty
seven hundred hours?

Speaker 6 (04:10):
Right again online schools and again, oh there aren't And
again I said, the same thing applies to doctors and chiropractors,
but that doesn't make it a legitimate thing.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
And it's so funny because chiropractors was on my list.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
So yeah, keep thinking about it for a second, like
what's in You could text over to two two nine
and said, what's a profession that was once highly respected
but is now a complete joke? Now you were talking
about like how anybody and everybody thinks all of a
sudden they are like some kind of therapist or whatever.
This is some audio. I've been meeting the play for
you and Sea Bass minutes. This guy's names Dwayne Knowle.

(04:42):
He goes by Dry Creek Dwayne on social media. All right,
he calls himself the Dry Creek Wrangler and he looks
like something right out of Duck Dynasty. Okay, but I
kind of think this is what medicine Sea Bass have
been saying here is I.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Think that this thought of man, mental health, emotional health,
go get help. I'm not saying it's bad. I'm not
saying it's wrong. I'm not saying it's out of place.
But I think, like everything else, I think it could
be taken to the point that.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Men just become weak. And brother, let me tell you, in.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
This day and age, we don't need more weak men.
When your internal battles come to the point that you
need help because they have weakened you, then get help.
But I fear, just like everything else, with that subject
being pushed the way it is, we're going to get
out of balance on the other side, and everybody needs
therapy for everything.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
Is day who they have weakened you?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Who's day? Well? I mean the idea of like a society,
everybody needs therapy for everything.

Speaker 7 (05:43):
There's somebody who doesn't think they need therapy. This guy
has quite the victim mentality. They have weakened you.

Speaker 8 (05:49):
I think it's really what the definition of weakened means
to him.

Speaker 9 (05:52):
I mean it's different. I think it means something different.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
There's a difference between someone who grew up in a
truly abusive household. But the point is what medison I
are saying is that therapy is just and I see
this on the dating apps all the time, is must
be in therapy. It's it's you oh really, oh god, yes,
women women love and it's because it's a very women's
centric thing. It is your pre therapizing people. So it
programs their brain to think, oh maybe I am wait,

(06:16):
maybe I can't do this.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
So people were asked the name of profession that was
one highly respective but is now considered a joke. I
guess some people would put therapists up there. Yes, chiropractor
is on the list, Gina, Yeah, because that whole industry
needs a major adjustment. Uh So for some of these
it's just that people are jerks. They don't have any
respect for others. It's just the decline, you know, It's

(06:40):
it's the decline for these industries. It's just a sign
of the times.

Speaker 7 (06:43):
Well, and also zero to political. I would imagine somebody
who would be like politician.

Speaker 9 (06:47):
Of a president on my list for sure. President.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, politicians including the president, if they were ever respected,
that's a you know again, these are like some of
the more common answers. Bank teller was on there because
somebody said it used to be a foot in the
door to the finance industry. Now it's basically a twenty
something credit card sales pro. Yeah, yeah, that is accurate.

Speaker 10 (07:10):
I don't think chiropractors would be on the list because
were they ever respected?

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Right?

Speaker 5 (07:14):
No, I think in the eighties, like really, oh yeah,
you're a chiropractor, You're you're a big deal.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
You would be driving a corvette like guess what? Guess
what else? People said. It was a very common answer.
A doctor teacher.

Speaker 7 (07:32):
Yeah, I put that on my list. I put if
your sea bass with an ask, A.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Profession that was once highly respected, but it's now completely
I think it's all that was quite the opposite.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
I think they've been trying to prop themselves and pack
themselves on the back so much that I don't think
the real backlashes started outside of the smart thought leaders
like myself.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
It says the complete, the complete lack of respect by governments, parents,
sea bass and kids.

Speaker 7 (07:56):
Well here's here's I think that's different. But I I
think teachers are great. Teachers are wonderful, teachers are amazing.
When did we start saying that teacher was a bad word.
We're educators.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
I noticed that. I don't like that. I've noticed the teachers.

Speaker 7 (08:10):
I don't know what an educator.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
Here's the thing, GENA is because I'm applying and I
started noticing that word pop up everywhere in all my applications.
And I think it has to do with the the
expansion of the teaching administrative state. So now there are
so many teaching assistants. And again they just look at
the number of administrators in school, you know, over the
decades as opposed to today, there's so many ancillary you know,

(08:35):
people who are counselors and other people around just teachers.
So they just throw the word educator on them. Another
problem with the exactly.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Also on the list journalists. Somewhere along the way national
news anchors, media stop being about delivering the news in
a timely manner started being about getting clicks and being
the first to report something even if it might not
have been true, or just commentary like report the news.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
They don't have an hour long discussion about a certain
topic that you really don't have a lot of facts on.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
What else is on your list?

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Greg?

Speaker 10 (09:07):
I had politicians, actors just in general, because people are
finally at the tipping point where they don't want to
hear about their personal lives or any struggles they had
or how long they had to sit and makeup or
how long downtime was in their trailer. Yeah, nobody cares.
And then I had national news anchors, National news.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Okay. Real estate agents made the list because they don't
They don't do that much. It's just become a plan
B career.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Yeah, well it's always been. It's always been, Hey, you're divorced,
what are you going to do now?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Travel agent is on the list. Just not necessary now
it's mostly just surfing the internet retail primarily for wage reasons.
Sammy astrologer made the list. Well, here's what they point out. Yes,
that's exactly right, because they said royals used to consult

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with astrologers to see what was written the stars for them,
and it was considered genuine. No, no, no, no, forget royals.
Nancy Reagan, that's true.

Speaker 7 (10:05):
She wanted to get in touch with her late husband.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
She has in the White House. She had some psychic astrology,
let you a medium.

Speaker 8 (10:13):
There's plenty of people though who do astrology, and you
know who are highly respected people who love astrology.

Speaker 9 (10:20):
But I still don't think that it was ever respected.

Speaker 8 (10:23):
But that's what I'm saying is I still don't think
that astrology was ever respected except for like ancient times.
Just because Nancy Reagan did it doesn't mean that it
was respected.

Speaker 7 (10:30):
At that time.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
So what else is on your list?

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Sammy?

Speaker 8 (10:35):
The other thing on my list? Because I had president
and media the other thing. This is kind of dark.
But priests, Yeah, I mean it was so so highly
respected to be a priest.

Speaker 9 (10:47):
And now if you hear someone's a priest, you're.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Like, oh, check up for under Rus true, what Sea Bass?
What else do on your list?

Speaker 6 (10:57):
Greg had mine too, but I specifically the nightly news anchor,
specifically that person because that has and again that's hope.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
That opens a whole can of worms.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
These days, like Walter Peter Jennings, the guys who were
just I used to have Gregry on my list, but
then he started eating into the mic like he's been
doing for this segment.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
And professional ones. He used to be like the the epitome.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
Uh no, but yeah that really was mine was because
they this is the story and I'm sticking what's what's
some of those signs?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
The famous science that's the news?

Speaker 11 (11:29):
And who was that one guy who faked being Brian
Williams Williams in the desert.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Still there was something like a swift boat controversy or
something at one point that.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
Car is that Brian Williams claimed he was in a
chopper that that received But then there.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Was something else, wasn't Dan Rather something that he records. Yeah, anyway,
And also working for an airline, a profession that was
once highly respected. Now yeah, admirable, classy job. Now it's
embarrassing as airlines treat people like cattle.

Speaker 7 (12:13):
You know what I had on the list that I'm
only saying out loud because you said astrologer, because I
was like, I don't know if this is gonna go
over radio dj uh Weirder circus performer.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Oh you know, like.

Speaker 7 (12:25):
You think of like like the old school, like Russian
you know, acrobats, and now it's.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Like I'm gonna run off from.

Speaker 7 (12:30):
Join the circus?

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, eight seven? What would you put on the list?
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Speaker 2 (13:46):
And we are in two another new hour insensitivity Training
for a politically correct World. On this is pre Friday.
It's a Thursday morning. It is December the twelfth, twenty
twenty four on Woody. That's great.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Gory.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
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Good morning to you. Yeah, we've got Sammy, we've got
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text over to two to nine eight seven coming up

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for you here this hour on The Woody Show. We'll
get you updated on some of the trending news headlines.
But something before we get to that. This is just
kind of fun. You know, everyone who grew up in
the US knows these sayings, well most of them. I
would think that the average person would, but this guy,
he made a list of ca like these common idioms,

(14:41):
like you know, birds of a feather flock together, right,
and then he read the first half of them to
his wife, she's from Brazil, to see if she could
fill in the blanks. And it reminds me of Dice Day.
Oh yeah, and we had Greg and Sammy trying to well,
what would this be? Yeah? Yeah, and she's just throwing
stuff out there. But let's see how many of these
we know? First? It takes two to blank to try

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to guess what she guessed? Well, what what? What's the
answer there? Make a thing? Yeah, it takes It's like
comparing apples to blank orange oranges? Orange is crazy, the
whole nine.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
What.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Okay, jump from the frying pan into the fryre fire fire,
Jump from the like you're.

Speaker 7 (15:35):
Going into one bad situation into a way worse situation.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
The fire, Well, you could be jumping into the fryer
would not be good either. That sounds very painful. I
don't know if I knew that one. Oh I didn't
like a bat out of hell. Okay, curiosity killed the cat.
You're barking up the wrong by the skin of your correct.

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A bird in the hand is worth.

Speaker 7 (16:06):
First of all.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Sticks and stones may break my bones. But yeah, I've
heard it both ways. Names have never heard me, words
will never hurt me. I've heard, I mean, i've heard
those words. Yeah. Anyway, spoiler alert, the the wife didn't
do so hot again. She's she's from Brazil. This guy
is just reading the first half of them to his
wife to see if she can fill in the blanks.
And here's how that went.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
It takes two to a house.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Build a house. I mean sure, I mean at least,
I mean you could do it one person. Uh huh.
There we go.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
It's like comparing apples.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
To Yeah, it's like comparing apples bananas the whole. Nine dwarfs,
seven dwarfs. Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Killed thet you're barking up the wrong dog.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, you're barking up the You got the cat one right? Yes? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Person by the skin of your arm. A breid in
the hand is worth. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Whatever, what are they going for these days? Yeah, bird
in the hand is worth. I don't know. Two bucks.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but it won't
break my heart. Birds of a feather justick together.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, sticks and sons may break my bones, but it
won't break my heart.

Speaker 6 (17:34):
I like that.

Speaker 7 (17:35):
I'm adopting that one.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, that's actually better. Yeah, I agree, common saying we
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all right, gena grab. What are the trending news headlines
on this Thursday morning?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (18:18):
Federal judge in Texas rejected the auction sale of Alex
Jones Info Wars to the Onion. The judge says he
can't approve the sale because there were concerns about transparency
in the auction. This means, at least for now, that
Alex Jones will get to keep Info Wars now. The
Onion was planning to kick him out and relaunch Info
Wars in January as a parody, but it doesn't sound

(18:38):
like they're going to get their wish at least right now.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, well, I mean, if you're the onion, you've already
gotten all the promotion and marketing stuff out of it.
You know, you're half for sure. Yeah, you got all
the headlines. The joke was funny, you know. So now
it's like you got all that. Yeah, it didn't cost
you a thing, right exactly. That's the case scenario.

Speaker 7 (18:54):
And we have a breakthrough in the investigation of United
Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson's murder that's now come out. A
lot of speculation, but now we know some things for sure.
The NYPD Commissioner announced that the three D printed gun
found with Luigi Mangione matches the shellcasing from the crime scene,
and what's more, Mangioni's fingerprints were linked to stuff near

(19:15):
the murder site. The case has drawn major attention due
to things like the inscription on the bullets excuse me,
and Mangioni's background as an Ivy League graduate, and while
his lawyer says his client is innocent, these forensic matches
show big evidence.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, you're not saying anybody's questioning whether he did it
or not, exactly. Yeah, you have to go through the process.
But dude, who's this lawyer? Did you watch anto of the
interviews with this guy? No, a little bit? Yeah, say,
you know he's from Altna and uh, you know he's
just uh he graduated from some small school in Ohio.
And so you figure, like this guy's got rich parents. Yeah,
could have hired they could. Yeah. Yeah, but look at

(19:52):
some kind of like this guy his website, like he's
got a Yahoo email address. I swear I was reading
this whole thing about like who is this lawyer? Because
nobody's heard of this guy. The media wait this guy,
but knowing, but knowing you would he right, you wouldn't
be backing your son if this was your son, Like
you just said that, like, oh he has rich parents,

(20:14):
like you wouldn't like help. Yeah that's a lawyer. Yeah,
that's true. That's absolutely true, celerity.

Speaker 7 (20:20):
And even though they might be going for the folks,
he approach, even you have to admit that that accent
doesn't come across as authoritative.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
I love it, but authoritative it sounds like I love it. Yeah,
So we're gonna go down the courthouse, Indians, guys, We're
gonna make that We're gonna make an argument. You'll see
he's in saying, you guys were a bunch of jack off.
He didn't do.

Speaker 7 (20:42):
You know what, I'm back on board now. I cannot
wait to see this.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
I mean, your case is real slippy. I mean we'll
go through the whole process in that. But you'll see
you're right.

Speaker 7 (20:54):
As long as he addresses the jury as yins, I'll
be happy.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Now he was because that's al Tuna. I mean two
hours outside of Pittsburgh, but he definitely has that like
heavy Pennsylvania like split between Pittsburgh. Like the guy yesterday,
the guy that we were.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
Like, I said, the guy whose mouth was actively working
against him.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, the guy that we were talking about yesterday. He
was the witness at the McDonald's because he he saw
everything that was going on. Yeah, and he had that
started out almost a little bit like a joke that
we thought when one friend thought he looked like the shooter.
He probably heard us that surprised me. Stayed there as
long as he did, so they kind of like the

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lawyer kind of the same deal.

Speaker 7 (21:35):
It sounds like his jaw is working against him.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Endearing love it, Yeah you're deaf, you can't.

Speaker 7 (21:42):
I'm not saying I don't love it. I'm just trying
to figure out what's wrong with it.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Did you see as he was being transported by the cops,
you know, the reporters were watching, someone in the crowd
yelled something out to him. Here, I have the clip.
I'm not going to tell you what it is, but
just listening.

Speaker 13 (21:55):
Here, it's me.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
This is like literally a joke to everyone on the planet.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, well, dude, I'm telling you.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
It's every lady I talked to thinking like, oh, yeah,
that guy, you know, he's a murderer, blah blah. No, dude,
super thirsty. And this is something that.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
We were at it. We were at a company Christmas
party last night, and everybody I was talking to had
something to say about that case, Like people were talking
about it, but I didn't really hear anything enough for him.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
We weren't talking to the same people then, because the
ladies I was talking to were just like talking like
how thirsty thirsty they were forming, which is, you know
something that we've always said, like you can be an
a hole as long as you're good looking.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Murderer Fifty's making a documentary about the guy. And then
also that jacket that he was wearing is like a
Levi's jacket and apparently now they can't keep it and
stuff like everybody. That's how the Dammer glasses, Like when
that documentary came out or the series Gotta Have Those
Ryan came out. Yeah, people really wanted like the Dommer

(23:08):
style glasses.

Speaker 10 (23:10):
And it goes without say the guy is crazy obviously shot,
but his grandma apparently passed away and left behind a
fortune between thirty and one hundred million bucks. Wow, it
was going to be divvied up between ten grandkids, him
being one of them. And now look at your stupid life.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah yeah, now in prison, you're gonna go to prison
for the rest of right life.

Speaker 10 (23:31):
You could have had millions in the bank, partied and
had all the thirsty people that you wanted.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
U huh. Yeah. Now it's this. We were having a
conversation yesterday with some people just about society in general,
and people were talking about having this phone computer right
in your pocket. Information everything you want to know, You
can learn about anything, everything is so easily, readily accessible.
And yet with all this information, all this knowledge right

(23:57):
at our fingertips, society is the Dama.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
We've never been dumber, right, we got lazy, well and
it's because you want to prove your own points. You're
not actually looking for the truth. You're looking for the
truth that supports the way you think. So we all
just keep getting dumber.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah, you would think they've been taking knowledge and information
sources away from people with how dumb everybody exactly? It
makes you question what is real life?

Speaker 10 (24:19):
Yeah, like hearing this jacket is selling out and all
these thirsty people, like, how is this even real?

Speaker 7 (24:25):
We live in the matrix?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
What else is going on?

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Well?

Speaker 7 (24:27):
Bill Belichick is coming to Chapel Hill. Last night, the
North Carolina tar Heels announced that Bill has finalized a
deal for him to become their next head football coach.
He's reportedly getting thirty mil over three years for the
new gig, and that includes incentives too. This will be
his first stint as a college football coach.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Okay, Yeah, so he's really cool with the young crowd
now because he's been doing all those appearances on the
Pat McAfee show, and he's been showing his actual personality,
which he's he's kind of funny. Yeah, he always seemed
like a real stick in the mud.

Speaker 7 (24:59):
Yeah, I never though he was the head the Patriots press.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Conferences yeah, but then he's hot.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, the young Yeah, so the young fellows think he's
pretty cool between the Pat McAfee thing and him being
a ball breaker the way he is now, he's got
this like you know, young play something in your old.

Speaker 7 (25:17):
Chicks, they should call him Bill Baggin chicks.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, he's a he's a master swordsman, apparently apparently well.

Speaker 7 (25:24):
Mysterious drone sightings across New Jersey have sparked big concerns
with people. Since mid November, large coordinated drones have been
seen all over the place, often near military sites. Despite
Governor Phil Murphy's assurance of public safety leaders and lawmakers,
they say they're scared, and they're you know, they're frustrated
with the lack of information. The FBI leading an investigation

(25:47):
with state and FEDS. But where the drones came from
and why nobody knows And while something gets foreign involvement,
the Pentagon says that is not the case, and officials
have put temporary flight restrictions in place until they get
it figured out. But if it's flying, you're a military site, Yeah,
it is a military thing.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
It is military drones. Somebody got a really good photo
of one of them and Yeah, you could tell it's
like some military style drone, and but you.

Speaker 7 (26:14):
Kind of got to tell the community that like, look,
we're working on someone. We'll put a flyer under your door,
keep it under your tube.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
I don't know, they don't usually do that.

Speaker 9 (26:22):
Yeah, they can't tell anyone anything.

Speaker 7 (26:24):
That I'm saying. You want these these idiots to start
panicking about an alien invasion. You want to be like, look,
we're working on something.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Just just telling your secrets to everybody. Yeah, these are big,
these drones with like six feet wide huge. Yeah, there's
like those little time like you know what the average
person would have right like doing some pretty serious drones.

Speaker 10 (26:43):
Yeah, saw this other drone related piece of news where
there's a company that developed a drone that's going to
help kind of search over the border and help protect
the country, and that can be up in the air.
They said some of them from thirty hours up in
the air and some of them up to eighty hours.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Oh yeah, guys, can we get our phone? The last time?

Speaker 5 (27:04):
Well, Mark Zuckerberg again meta he had some like kind
of like blimp type drone that would be in the
air for over a year plus.

Speaker 7 (27:12):
Like the weather balloon style.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, and then it would yeah, provide internet to remote areas.
But you know we have start link now, we didn't
need all that.

Speaker 10 (27:20):
The way that Wood he's been wanting to get a
smoker and never has menace. You've been wanting to get
a drone?

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Would you just yeah there was? Yeah, there's one that
I want. I'll probably pick it up over the holidays.
Didn't you have on at one point?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
I've had two of them, but they're like they're really
good ones. They're hard, hard to fly, and you have
to do all this kind of like crazy calibration before
it even takes off, kind of this calibration. I want
to like just be able to turn on and fly.
I thought you had to just it would follow you around.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah, that's the one used.

Speaker 7 (27:52):
Or whatever is like, how is it following you?

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Well, it's following the phone.

Speaker 7 (27:58):
Oh that's very cool. I thought you had to do
it like old school, like your little joystick.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah, and then you can just like push a button
on your phone and it'll bring it home. Oh wow. Yeah,
so that's the one that I want. Yeah, it seems
pretty cool. I don't want to spend all this money
and then lose it.

Speaker 7 (28:15):
Have it go follow someone else home. Well, four months ago,
a forty five year old guy in Wisconsin tried to
fake his own drowning while he was kayaking. But he's
been caught alive when he tried to get back into
the US. So this is why he did it. Everybody
Apparently he did it to leave his wife and three kids. Oh,
but it sounds like a real chample in charge. You

(28:35):
understand obstructing an intense lake search for his body, which
is a misdemeanor. You could be charged with obstructing an
intense lake search.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah. Well I'm just saying, you know, you get it
this guy. Yeah, you have those moments where you're like, man,
I just want to disappear, like that woman, a Kobyashi
chick who just disappeared in the Mexico. Family had no
idea where she was, and there was this whole thing. Well
you know, they found her. But sometimes you just want
to be left alone.

Speaker 7 (29:01):
Yeah, and you don't want to divorce your family, so
take your own death. Yeah, I get it way easier. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
I was to read something about Jason Kelsey, Yeah, and
his wife Kylie. I guess like she's got a podcast
or she's on a podcast. I mean Everybody's Got a
pot podcast at this point are like a holes, everybody's
got one. Yeah, but they have three daughters together, five
year old, three year old, and a two year old.
They're expecting another kid. But anyway, on this podcast, she

(29:30):
was asked if Jason would be watching the Girls while
she records her show, and she just laughed and said, uh,
how do I say this nicely?

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
No? And she says that when she has stuff to do,
no matter what it is, and I was like, this
is a good woman. Even going out to a doctor's appointment,
she schedules a babysitter. Wow, even if he's home. Even
if he's home, wow. She says, quote, he could tell
me seventy two times that he's going to be in
the house during the times where I have to leave it.
But my husband's busier than he's ever been. He's working

(30:01):
so hard, really grinding right now, and so I just
make sure that I'm covered. And people did not like that, Ash.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Yeah, of course, Yeah, look at the all this stuff
this dude's doing.

Speaker 7 (30:15):
Well, he's not a dead beat. It's for the exact
opposite reason.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah. Now, when when my kids were younger and they
really needed that like constant supervision. You know, there were
certain things like my wife would be out doing something
like on a week night and the kids had a
couple and I would, you know, I go to bed
early because of this stupid schedule, and so we would
get a babysitter to cover from the time that you know,

(30:40):
I was going basically the time I was going to
bed until she would get home at eleven o'clock or midnight.
Makes sense, he needed that because what am I supposed
to do to stay up until midnight and then I
get up an hour and a half later to go
to work.

Speaker 7 (30:50):
Hey, everybody's going to bed at seven to night.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah, whatever works. And people say all the time about celebrities,
they're like, oh, well, they're not even raising there. Nobody
seems to have a problem with that. They're not raising
their own kids. They have help and they have NaN's
and they have everything else, Like, so what's the problem.
It's not like they're not around and they're not engaging
with the kids. Yeah, I mean, if you're able to
pull it off, then do it. Yeah, it's just if
she has to run out or whatever and she high
like I don't I just don't understand, Like why people
care so much.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
Yeah, that one doesn't make any sense. I mean she
just said he's busier than he's ever been. Like, what
do you want from us?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (31:18):
All right, well that's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
All right, Thank you very much, Gina greg phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie hit us up
with the text over to two to nine eight seven
more Woodies show next, hang on like a Woody show
will be right back.

Speaker 13 (31:31):
Oh Greatka, don't hit me.

Speaker 7 (31:36):
I'm not gonna hit you on the teak these lasses.

Speaker 13 (31:38):
I'mnna throw him on the ground.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
This well Medicine bort are gonna be at Piology today. Yeah,
Irvine Spectrum Center, three to five pm. It's weird. You
notice how the more time they've been spending together, do
you hear that they just they sound like each other? Now? Yeah, yeah,
yeah do it? Which? I mean that's been mess the
whole time. I think it's rubbing off on boards. Start

(32:00):
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just go to the woodieshow dot com and click events.

(32:23):
Here's an idea. We were talking about people who would
rather be surprised by a gift than get something that
they asked for. And the idea here is unclaimed mail.
Because there are companies I didn't know this that will
let you buy mystery boxes of random unclaimed packages. Amazon
that so like undeliverable packages, unclean packages, canceled orders, overstock

(32:45):
packed product, customer return mail, Like, you're not guaranteed to
get something good. No, it's just supposed to be like
a white elephant sort of thing. Yeah, some companies offer
mystery boxes with stuff that has been open, so that's
less exciting, but at least to guarantees a certain value
at least.

Speaker 7 (33:02):
I want to open it. I follow this woman online
who does this. She has this giant, almost dumpster sized
box in her garage and every day she picks something
new and it's very fun to watch.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Yeah, so I think it's like, we might, you know,
do that. That might be a good idea, Like, yeah,
we should, would you show a mail call, like we
could just order one of these mystery boxes, open it
up to see what's in it for fun. I see
one video where a woman did that. It was plastic cups.
Oh oh, and what we do is we'll just turn
around and give them away.

Speaker 7 (33:27):
Okay, a right, unless it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yeah, Because what you do is you go on to
one of the side One of them they mentioned in
the article here was called fundelivered dot com, and you
order a mystery box of a certain size, maybe between
you know, forty bucks for a small one up to
two hundred bucks for a large one, and then you
just open up these random packages that get sent to
you and it could be anything like this. One person
said their mystery box had a knockoff Chanel bag. Another

(33:52):
one had a human sized bowser suit. Yes, and then
another a bunch of fake idshilarious. Now. Another person got
one for a coworker. And this person was a manager
who got it for one of their subordinates who didn't
like their birthday to be acknowledged. They were just having
fun with them. Got one of these things. It was
a little awkward because ended up having lingerie and some

(34:14):
sex toys in there. He got a personalized blanket with
photos of some random bearded guy, his partner and a
baby and had a message Happy Mother's Day, Tiffy. Okay,
and the person says their niece uses the blanket all
the time. Yeah, all right, pretty well, yeah that would

(34:34):
be fun to open. Yeah, unclaim mal write that down, Steven,
what's seventy three minus four? Yeah, it's hot. Does my
microphone sound really weird everybody?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Or what?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
To me? It sounds bizarrely, It's not that bad. It
sounds like you're talking like the like philveth Thor of
the Cats. It sounds like like you're doing like an
impression of somebody that's weird. Sound normal?

Speaker 14 (35:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Okay? Yeah? Am I lisping out?

Speaker 15 (35:06):
You said a little lighter? But like the Loafers, you're
a little bit more loafers. He's a little bit more high.
I did have a question. Am I just getting old?
Or am I turning gay?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
I bought a Christmas ornament ye at the mall yesterday. Yeah, well,
let me address the microphone thing. If you're noticing anything
like so. Medic and I are in Dallas this morning
and we're doing the show from our Dallas affiliate because
we had some stuff going on here with this station.
That we had to do yesterday and the day before.

(35:38):
So yeah, I've been on the road all week. Monday
I was in Pittsburgh doing the show, and then Tuesday, Wednesday,
today I'm here in Dallas. Can't wait to get home. Yeah,
come back. Yeah. But anyway, the microphone sounds weird. That's why,
because we're we're on location. Like a lozenge in your mouth. No, no,
I'm a professional, Greg. How there you? But anyway, there's
a mall that's like right next to the hotel we're

(36:00):
staying at, Love, which is actually a really good mall.
I'll tell you, Like a lot of them all sucked.
Now this one's actually really nice.

Speaker 7 (36:05):
This makes a giant skating rink.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Oh yeah, that and they have raising canes in the
food court. Yeah that's all you need to know. Yeah,
they got Chinese back massage at Rules. Yeah, they have everything.
They got a palace, they have a.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Shoe palace, Gucci store. Yeah, shout out to the galleria man.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah. So anyway, so Menace goes to the mall yesterday
and he went into a place called Texas Treasures or whatever. Yes,
I love going into that store. Yeah, and he bought
uh a Christmas ornament and he he thinks it makes
him gay old old old or gay?

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Yeah, this one is uh like a skull, it's a
school at least of a bully, and.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
But has a Texas flag on it, like a Texas Longharne.

Speaker 7 (36:51):
But it's like a souvenir.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah, it's a momento. But I find myself like lately,
everywhere I go, I'm buying these ornaments. So I don't
know if that's I mean menace.

Speaker 7 (37:03):
I do that as well, So that's kind of his point.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Well, is that like an older person thing? What do
you think? Or is that just.

Speaker 10 (37:15):
I'm I think, well, it kind of is if you
said the words, oh that's cute when you were buying.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
It, Because I find you just die because.

Speaker 10 (37:33):
I'll find myself saying that about like a blanket, Oh
that's cute, a pillow, Oh, that one's cute.

Speaker 15 (37:40):
I have been spending a lot of time mena lately,
and he does get excited for ornaments.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Is that a new thing for you? Yeah? I think
it is.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
Yeah, ever since we were in Philly, you know, Sammy
and I were at where we're at. That's a Johnson's house, right,
that's dumbs that's how gay I am. I just think
of fashion designers.

Speaker 9 (38:08):
Yeah, we were at Betsy Ross's house, and when we
were there.

Speaker 8 (38:11):
I got the uh, the Liberty Bell ornament that's on
my tree right now.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah. I think it's fun to buy ornaments from different
places that you go.

Speaker 8 (38:20):
Yeah, because that way, it's like if you want to
get a souvenir and you don't have a bunch of
choch keys all around your house all the time, and
then you can just kind of bring them out at
Christmas time and remember all of them once a year.

Speaker 7 (38:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
And I was really.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Excited about it. So I don't know, I don't know
what's going on. I also was very excited for the
Least a Frank documentary that was.

Speaker 7 (38:39):
On Wait, I need to that.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
I think it's on Amazon.

Speaker 7 (38:45):
Yeah, it's crazy. I saw the trailer. Looks interested.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Was the ornament a gift for your boyfriend.

Speaker 7 (38:53):
That you might have left that out?

Speaker 10 (38:55):
At least at least the content of the ornament is
very men.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's yeah, thank you. Hey, good idea
for Morgan. Since she's into prison pen pals, she should
start writing Luigi, oh please don't, just to see if
she gets anything. Back.

Speaker 7 (39:12):
I'm sure he's getting he's getting backed up with mail
right now.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
That's he'll be a little busy for a long time. Yeah,
I don't. And she said anything about, uh, do you
find Luigi to be attractive? He's not my type.

Speaker 16 (39:25):
No, a little feminine looking.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Probably buy his ornaments. Yeah, at least he did. You're
not going to find him that power slab although a
power slap, A lot of short man menace. Yeah, yeah,
we were.

Speaker 5 (39:39):
We noticed that, like this could be Sammy's haven. Yeah,
there's a lot of short slap. I felt tall there.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
It was crazy.

Speaker 17 (39:47):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Yeah, Well, we have some big news this morning. There's
a dog, a fugitive dog in New Orleans named scrim
Ok who's been roaming the city evading volunteer for months now.
He is a seventeen pound mutt mostly terrier, rescued for
he had like a semi feral kind of life going

(40:09):
on this trailer park. He got adopted from a shelter.
He broke loose back in April and has been running
around the city. At one point, this chick was fostering
him and scrim jumped out of a second story window
and escaped. Yeah, and she's been you know, Scrim has
been on the run ever since.

Speaker 7 (40:27):
He didn't want to.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
He doesn't want anybody. Yeah. So like this woman, I
mean she really misses him, she really loves.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Him and had a great time.

Speaker 6 (40:35):
He laid on the couch with me, He fell asleep
in my lap, and he slept in bed with me.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
We gave him a bath.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Yeah, but yeah, lots of people have tried everything to
catch him, night vision goggles, crank darts, nets, st like
you name it, and Scrim has dodged all of it.
He has a slick become a local hero, and so
people are even getting tattoos of Scrim shirts in his

(41:01):
honor noise in New Orleans, where the Woody Show is
proud to be heard weekday mornings on all ninety two
to three. Tell a friend, keep running, Scram. I hope
they're beating him. At least I think he's fine. He
probably goes like a lady in the tramp like uh,
like the like the.

Speaker 7 (41:16):
Cash can outside by the restaurant.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Yeah, like like you know, just go out to hey,
look he's a butch. Yeah, gets a scrap, look, set
up a table a lady.

Speaker 7 (41:28):
He is mangy.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Oh boy, he's a Butch's on the He's on the
run in the streets of New Orleans. He kind of
looks like Toto. Yeah, just debaby, all right, More Woody
Shows next.

Speaker 10 (41:41):
Shouldn't I just man up and stop being a whining
cleef boy.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
This is the Woody Show, another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It's the Woody Show. It's
a pre Friday. It is December and the twelfth, twenty
twenty four. Tomorrow Friday, the thirteenth. Sure, if you're a
superstitious herd, no, but not on PAYDA Tomorrow's pay day.

(42:06):
Yeah is that right? Yeah? Wait on the weekend.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Oh dude, love it most def rip right anyway. My
name's whatdy? That is Greg Gordon. There's Menace. What's up.
We've got Gina grad Hey, Sea Bass is here, We've
got Sammy Bones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can hit us up with the text over to
two to nine eight seven. So stub Hub. They've just

(42:32):
released their annual Year in Live Experiences report, revealing that
their best selling live music and sporting experiences worldwide what
they were the top in demand global artist Taylor Swift.
Sabrina Carpenter is the top global breakthrough artist of twenty
twenty four. The World Series was the top in demand
global sporting event in twenty twenty four, followed by the

(42:54):
Super Bowl.

Speaker 7 (42:55):
I believe it.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Wow, just a couple of things there now. At the
beginning of this year, there were some predictions made yes
by our very own no stra dumbass Menace. Yep. And
so we have the list of the things. I had
forgotten about these things and medicine. Quite frankly, he did too. Yeah.
I don't remember what I said, but you predicted yeah.
But uh, anyway, so we have the list here and

(43:17):
we'll go through him and see if any came true, yes,
or even came close came close to coming true. And
the number one thing his first prediction for twenty twenty
four was Tesla would make a big move in the
mobile phone world.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
Yeah, and I was partially right on this because they
did partner with T Mobile and provide some satellite service
in the mobile space, so kind of by a hair.
But I was more thinking that they would have their
own phone.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
I thought they were making their own phone for some reason. No,
that was MENACE's prediction.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
Yeah, that was right prediction, but something I mean there's
always been like a lot of rumors about that, but
there was no like solid announcement. But they did, uh
with like with Starlink and things like that. They've they
partnered with T Mobile this year.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
I did see at a best Buy last time I
was in there, they're selling the starlink. Yeah, where you
get like the panel and there's two different side. I
didn't realize there we are two different sizes. Yeah. One
is that you can just up at your house and
it's not even that super huge, but there's another one
that's portable and you just bring it wherever you are,
so like if you're on yeah rules, yes, no matter
where you are, if you go out in the middle

(44:35):
of the wilderness or the desert or wherever you go,
you just bring this thing with you and you set
it up. It's also a Wi Fi router. Uh huh.
So it's a you know, you create a hot spot
with this little panel that you can just carry around
your backpack. Yeah, it's really really cool on starlink. Yeah,
really cool is right there in best Buy. Yeah, all
these hikers we talked about should get those right come
back alive. Yeah, I mean, watch porn in the middle

(44:57):
of the forest, get t mobile because then they could
have the silent connection. Yeah. So I mean, are you
chalking that up as a big move and a mobile phone? Yeah,
I will say no. I guess no. Quarter Point Menace
is twenty twenty four prediction. Did it come true? A
death will shock the world? Yeah, And he was very

(45:19):
that's very vague, very vague. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
I thought there would be like something that we weren't
expecting to happen.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
And I don't know, like, I don't.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Know was there was there anything like nothing like on
like a like a Kobe type level.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Matthew Perry was twenty three.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
That wasn't shocking enough though, But wasn't that twenty twenty three?

Speaker 2 (45:38):
That wasn't this year?

Speaker 7 (45:39):
No, No, it.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Was at least Harry, Yeah, at least a year ago. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (45:43):
Yeah, I take that one.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Who even died this year? From a celebrity standpoint, anybody
have that list?

Speaker 14 (45:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Yeah, Matthew Doherty twenty three, Yeah, that sucks. James Old Jones,
James Earl Jones, Quincy Jones.

Speaker 7 (46:00):
Jones, Bernanda Ellenzuela.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Tito Jackson, Liam Payne.

Speaker 7 (46:05):
Oh yeah, Liam Payne, Oh, yeah, take that one.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Ethel Kennedy.

Speaker 7 (46:10):
Oh, Richard Simmons, Yeah, yeah, that was not shocking either.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Pete Rose not shocked.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
Don Liam Payne if he was like a megastar, that
would have been probably he's pretty famous.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
But yeah, not like I would. If I would have
said to my mom, oh Liam Payne died, she would
say who's that? Yeah, like she wouldn't know. Ruth. I
thought she was dead years ago, So I won't take
a point on that one. All right, Menaces predictions for
twenty twenty four, quantum computing will cure a major disease?
Oh yeah, that would have been that been That would

(46:47):
have been my hope.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Now, quantum computing just like went on online this year.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Yeah, it made it made some big stories and big
headlines this year.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
It just it is able to process information so quickly
that let's say, forty two years worth of information, they
can process it within like a miner or two with
these type of computers. Yeah, but apparently they haven't used
it to help, you know, cure things called the research
that they have done unfortunately, but hopefully next year they'll

(47:19):
be able to do something.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
That's probably a good point, almost Trump that would see
that would have been a death that would shock the world.
Oh for sure, Yeah, right almost Trump, Yeah for sure.
Like what do they say, like a quarter inch or
something like that. Yeah, was the difference that would have
been big. So many people are mad Time magazine is
naming Donald Trump their person of the Year. Oh that's
something you should be mad about, you know. Well you
should see the comments. The ward goes to the individual

(47:43):
or group deemed to have wielded the greatest influence on
global affairs.

Speaker 7 (47:47):
Yeah, it's not supposed to be the person that's being
most celebrated. That's not what person of the year is.
Like sometimes it's a dictator who made the most headlines
that year.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Yeah, so it's pretty funny. I saw this one article
about it, I think with CNN, and of course they
had to curb it. So just the way the article
was written, they said something along the lines of with dwindling, dwindling,
sales dwindling, So that was they were minimizing Time magazine,
you know, like, oh, well, yeah, so it is that,

(48:18):
but you know.

Speaker 7 (48:19):
I don't think that's magazine.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
So people, and then of course you read the comments,
which is always my first go to things. You guys know,
of going the comments on number four menaces twenty twenty
four predictions, Aaron Rodgers will not play a full season
and will retire.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
You were so close on them, I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Yeah. There were talks about like either he was going
to be benched or that he was going to be released. Yes,
and it was also talk about maybe he will retire
at the end of this season. But even that's not
for sure. He still says he wants to play, just
won't be really for the Jets. I don't think you
just retire. Yeah, yeah, but dude, you almost got that one.

(49:00):
That was so close. Now this next one, you guys, Menaces.
MENACE's prediction was right on this one. He had predicted
that bitcoin will hit ninety thousand dollars. Yeah, past that, right,
and it did. Yeah, yeah, over one hundred thousand, didn't
it It?

Speaker 5 (49:17):
It did, But now it's floating around ninety eight ninety
seven thousand, So that's the point there.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Yeah, check me. At the beginning of the year, it
was at forty all right. Menas at the beginning of
year made some predictions for twenty twenty four. He said,
the housing market will rocket back.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
At the time, at the beginning of the year, it
was way way down. I don't think it has been
rocketing back. It's just because the interest rates are still
way too high.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
It's kind of like stable. I mean, Greg, you know
more Mario is a real estate agent. I wouldn't really
call the market.

Speaker 10 (49:47):
I wouldn't say it rocketed back, rocketed back. Yeah, those
damn interest rates they're so high.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Number seven, Tate McCrae will be the biggest new artist
of the year.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Yeah, And I kind of whiffed on this one, to
be honest, because uh, Sabrina Carpenter just came out with
she Dropped Espresso and yeah, just took over. And I
would say if if chapel Rone started off a little
bit earlier in the year, she would have been bigger
than then.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Uh Kate mcgre no, she would have been Michael's.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
Like her fandom is like on a Billie Eilish level
type of fandom is insane.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
All right, Well, that's another one he didn't get right.
So so far out of seven he's gotten one with
on the bitcoin going to ninety thousands.

Speaker 10 (50:36):
The one who is one of these people who wanted
so bad to be famous and now he's famous and
then hates being famous, Well, yes, hates photographers.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
I don't think she understands what it is. What that's
what she's going for. Yeah, Menaces twenty twenty four Prediction
number eight. Disney will come back strong and have a
number one movie this year. That is a win.

Speaker 7 (50:59):
Yes, thank you, Milana.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
Yeah, because Disney was way down, like oh oh yeah,
you know, they're down the dumps in.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
The beginning of the year. I'm like, dude, it's Disney.
They're gonna come back. Was it just Moana? Wasn't there
something else? A ton of big things that happen this year.
Isn't that going to happen every year? They're gonna have
at least one movie. That's no, it's been a bunch
of dogs. Yeah for a while, for the whole year,
you mean, or just for a week. No, just have
a number one movie. I guess not so much. If

(51:30):
it was so easy, they would have had one last year,
and they didn't. I mean that they had they did.
We were talking about that when we made these predictions that,
I mean, Disney was going through a rough spot there,
I mean for Disney.

Speaker 7 (51:42):
Yeah, they're gonna land on their feet.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
They're still doing fine. Uh see number nine, the Golden
doodle would be the number one breed in America. Yeah,
there was no official announcement on the number one dog.
Well we did, we just had one. It was still
uh no, there was the French bulldog was number one
on one list and then the American Kennel whatever ak

(52:06):
Yeah that one still had the lab retriever them. Yeah,
the labrador.

Speaker 10 (52:11):
Miniature poodles really popular now, yeah, but the Golden dooodle,
Golden doodle exploded.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Here's the thing with the Golden doodle. They're really cute
when they're puppies, and then they get to be an
adult dog and they're.

Speaker 7 (52:25):
Fugly and they're tornadoes.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Calm down, yeah, like, man, those are not good looking
dogs when they're adult dog. There's I mean they are megacute. Yeah,
I mean all puppies, you know, it can be cute,
but like the goldendoodle super cute. It's like how people
who are attractive always have like an ugly baby. Hot people.

(52:49):
Two hot people have an ugly baby, but then two
kind of mediocre or busted people have like some really
hot baby, some hot baby from smoking hot baby. You know,
it's weird. You think that the adult golden doodle is
not cute. They're cute.

Speaker 10 (53:04):
No, really, they look basically the same as we have
puppies balls we have.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
We have a few neighbors that that got them and
they are Oh god.

Speaker 10 (53:13):
I think pug puppies are cute, and then the minute
they grow up awful.

Speaker 7 (53:17):
Yeah, I'm still not of anyway. Everybody loves dogs, but
anything they can't breathe.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
I'm not a Yeah, I'm not a fan of English
bulldogs either. Oh yeah, yeah, I know people go, oh cute,
I'm thinking, like, god, this thing looks like if a
hippopotamus was a dog. Yes, it's just the way that
the bottom jock kind of like procude. Yeah, I think.

Speaker 7 (53:37):
A mother could love.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Yeah, they they're sweet. I mean I love I love
dogs period. But you know, if we're if we're being
caddy and we're ranking them, Yeah, they're cute and the
menace is twenty twenty four prediction number ten the Feds
will legalize weed.

Speaker 13 (53:53):
Man.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
I was maybe just hoping that one, and I know,
like Colin Harris is kind of like dangling that as
a carrot. Very vague about it though, just trying to
get votes. Well, because she was prosecuting a lot of
people for weed back in the day, And so yeah,
that made sense that, Well, nobody knew that she was
going to run when you made these predictions, But as
the year developed and she became the candidate and stuff,

(54:16):
that would have been a really good idea. Yeah, no
prediction because like, yeah, she that's one thing that people,
even the people who liked her, would dog her because they, wait,
weren't you the person who was like locking up a
bunch of people for having weed?

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Yeah, and a week before the election, she posted this
super vague weed post about how she thought it was
good business and then she was going to legalize it,
but never explained like in what way it was going
to be legalized.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
So yeah, that was a whiff. That was like hoping, well,
menace totaling everything up. You had one prediction that came true.
But good year, isn't it when we have like these
other people that make these a lot of times like
none of their stuff comes true.

Speaker 14 (55:04):
True, Like especially, yeah, the fact that you got one
out of ten, I think, as this stuff goes, that's.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Got to be pretty good, pretty good ratio. I was
close on a lot, I'll say that. Yeah, that Aaron Rodgers. One,
I would say it would be your this the second
besides the one that was actually the Bitcoin one, that
was the one that was the closest you got to
you got to Disney.

Speaker 18 (55:28):
Sorry, okay, Two, I mean Disney always does something avatars.

Speaker 7 (55:39):
No, I guess it is a Disney like you're not
counting Marvel and stuff, right, you have.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
To know, yeah, parks Yeah, yeah, all right, Well I'll
do better than Apple will have. I've been so Tom
Hanks in past years.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
This year's I just I don't know what happened on
the pulse too much.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
We're not politics. Device you're gonna take a break. We
got some more Woodie show coming up for your next Yeah.
By the way, when we come back from the holiday
break in January, we'll have his twenty twenty five prediction. Yes,
you're about sure. He's already working on Yeah, he's really
got to pick himself up from this year. More Woody
show coming up. Show great, this is the Woody Show.

(56:28):
No crap, it's now. Everybody has those few or maybe
many Christmas songs that you can't stand. And I have
a I have a list for today, you know, because
people love lists. The USA Today, they give out their
rankings of the ten worst Christmas songs of all time.

(56:52):
For this, yeah, Now, there are some things on here
which are you know, classic songs that are done by
more contemporary artists. So it's not the you know, it's
not the O G cover. Yeah, but doesn't mean it's
necessarily a good song. I mean they're all cheesy in
their own way. Now there are song that I like
that my wife hates and she's like totally all about Christmas.

(57:14):
And this song didn't make the list, but you know
the waitresses Christmas rapping. I love that song, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 10 (57:20):
Yeah, Christmas May Christmas banger that she hates that song,
I don't she hates Christmas.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Yeah, that's you know, yeah yeah. But the number one
worst Christmas song according to the USA Today would be
Chipmunks in the What the Chipmunks song?

Speaker 7 (57:40):
They're wrong projects?

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Yea, why they say medacine the streets? This ain't it?

Speaker 7 (57:52):
This is sweet.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Dumb number two on their list worst Christmas songs of
all time According to the USA Today, Elmo and Patsy
Grandma got run over by a raindow.

Speaker 7 (58:09):
This dominated our childhood.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
I was gonna say when I was a kid, I
thought this song was fun. But now if I have
the ability that if it comes on, it's on the radio.
We're in the car.

Speaker 10 (58:22):
When I worked at that hippie dippy station that I
hated in San Francisco, we had Elmo on. His name
was Elmo Shropshire. I've committed that to memory. Elm the
Reindeer Guy.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Now number three on the list, And I know we're
gonna be playing this segment when we're on our holiday break,
so you guys can all relive it. When when SeaBASS
was talking about Christmas shoes. Oh so yeah, Christmas shoes.
It's the worst goddamn song, ye shoes for his dying moms.

Speaker 7 (59:04):
Let the jury note that Sammy is mouthing all the Oh,
I know all the words.

Speaker 9 (59:08):
I would cry so hard when I hear like to
the song. That that's why I don't like it.

Speaker 7 (59:11):
I don't want to cry crying.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
All right, So you know all the words of this song.
I mean, as it's playing.

Speaker 9 (59:20):
Yeah, as it's playing, I think I might.

Speaker 7 (59:22):
Okay, it's been a very long time.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
So it's Sammy Oak, pick it up, pick it up
from here, Sammy Christmas Shoes.

Speaker 7 (59:32):
Shoes for my mama.

Speaker 8 (59:36):
Please, it's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her son.

Speaker 7 (59:47):
Sir, there's not much.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Time you suck even when you know the words.

Speaker 9 (59:58):
I'm not I'm not great.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:00:00):
I love how she did the Frank Sinatra talk singing oh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Yeah, because I don't like sing You're a crooner. Number
four Worst Christmas Songs of All time lists from USA Today.
It's Jessica and Ashley Simpson. The Little Drummer Boy again
what I had no idea this existed. Yeah, I didn't
know this one either, but I mean the Little Drummer Boy. Sure,
new one kings same.

Speaker 7 (01:00:25):
Why are they trying to make it second though?

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
I think every version of that song. Let's make it hot. Yeah,
it's such a nine under the tree.

Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
Yeah, drummer Boy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
New Kids on the Block. And number five with funky
Funky Christmas. I'm not sure I've ever heard this.

Speaker 9 (01:00:46):
Your wife has.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
That's really good. I don't think I heard that. I
won't tolerate any nay fair Now one song that I love,
and we've brought it up on the show before. I
just remember it because it played on whenever the radio
stations would flip to all the Christmas songs. They would
play this all the time on the station's growing up
at least where I did in the Northeast, and it's

(01:01:13):
lou Monty Dominic The Donkey, the Donkey, the Italian Christmas Donkey.

Speaker 19 (01:01:29):
Learned about the song from you.

Speaker 13 (01:01:33):
Yeah, it's a good song.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Many apparently like the Gambino crime fill or somebody like
financed it or something weird.

Speaker 20 (01:01:47):
But they killed because the rain decan like climbed the
hills of its donkey the Italian Donkey.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Yeah, that's number six, number seven. The pussy Cat Dolls
Santa Baby.

Speaker 19 (01:02:11):
Oh yeah Baby slip Sable under the tree for me,
so awful good by A.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Lot of people hated the Madonna one. This sounds good. Yeah,
I didn't mind the Madonna one. Yeah. Like this cat
Doll is the girl and Nicole she can really sing. Yeah,
this is a travel night to be on the list
like this. This is really good just because.

Speaker 7 (01:02:38):
So hurry down.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
They Pussycat Dolls got number eighth, killers Greg. What they
did is, I didn't know they did a Christmas song,
didn't they For a long a while, Like they would
release the song every year at Christmas for their fan
club or something. Also sometimes it was a Christmas song.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
I know altern radio stations they will do like a
whole day of alternative bands doing Christmas, and most of
them suck.

Speaker 15 (01:03:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Yeah, Don't shoot Me Santa was the name of the
speak too. You never heard this, right, No, I have not,
but I like it Don't shoot Me Santa song. Okay,

(01:03:27):
So the Jewish Elvis is at number nine. Neil mother
f and Diamond. Yeah. So cherry cherry Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
You are very merry.

Speaker 13 (01:03:36):
Cherry cherry Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Never heard, never heard it, and I love Neil Diamond.

Speaker 7 (01:03:44):
Welles did write a lot of Christmas fuel tree they did.
Oh yeah, your people a lot of wrote a lot
of Christmas song ordered the market on writing those old
tiny Christmas songs.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
You killed Jesus, but you wrote a bunch of Christmas songs.

Speaker 7 (01:03:57):
Sure, let's spoil it down to that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
We're gonna kill your savior, but we'll make it up
to you. We'll write a bunch of really catchy Christmas songs.
You'll see.

Speaker 7 (01:04:07):
You know, the juice have had it too good for
too long. So I'm glad you're saying that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
That's terrible. And then number ten on the USA Today
Worst Christmas songs less in sync. What I never knew
the meaning of Christmas? Yeah, I can tell, yeah, what
are you going? Until you came and me, what do

(01:04:32):
you say?

Speaker 7 (01:04:33):
I heard that you heard?

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
That's what I heard. That's real Christmas. Never knew Christmas
until you finished inside singing Sammy, this girl here you are?
You know the song?

Speaker 9 (01:04:52):
Yeah, I was waiting for the moment.

Speaker 7 (01:04:56):
The meaning of Christmas.

Speaker 17 (01:05:03):
Your eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:05:06):
Instance, Happy Holidays is the best Christmas song. So it's
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays. But there Christmas CD is amazing.
Just listening to the whole thing.

Speaker 7 (01:05:17):
And by the way, what According to this list, Jews
wrote chestnuts roasting on an open fire, let it snow,
Santa Baby, the most wonderful time of the year, silver bells,
white Christmas Rootolf the red nose, reindeer, rocking around the
Christmas tree, holly chilling, Christmas walking in all the classics.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
It sounds like there are is skilled at writing Christmas songs.
So they are with a hammer and a handful of nails.
Way to go, Christy, exactly exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
I'll have brillion.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Dollars, all right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, So medicin bar
is gonna be a Biology Irvine Spectrum Center today three
of five pm. Yes, Menace is sitting in Dallas right
now with me, but he is hopping a flight right
after the show this morning, and he'll be there on time. Yeah, yeah,

(01:06:17):
he will, he will be there. We're essentially located in America.
Yeah three hours, right, it's like a three hour flight back.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Yeah. Anyway, so we'll be there this afternoon with Bored
giving away big screen TVs, Meta glasses, the theme park tickets,
Contra tickets. What do you show? Merch that's with Menace
and Bort Biology Irvine Spectrum Center this afternoon three to
five pm. The Woody Show. Pretty good, all right, Greg Odd,

(01:06:49):
Babe or eye roll, Let's do it. And this is
a heartwarming story here around the holidays. It's a woman
in the UK. She needs back surgery and it's gonna
cost her thirty two thousand dollars. So her friends they
got together to help her raise money. And what they

(01:07:09):
did is they made a nude calendar. So all her
girlfriends got together. WHOA did a nudi calendar? That's awesome,
And I mean they're all naked and it they're strategically
covered up and they've been selling them on Etsy. I
love it, And as of this morning, I mean, they
almost have sold enough to pay for the operation.

Speaker 7 (01:07:27):
Yeah, super cool.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
I mean, I'm not sure exactly when it went live,
but I mean they've they've raised some money pretty quickly,
and I just want all baber iroll. Let's go around
the room real quick, menace. What do you think Greg
gory au baber iroll on this one? Do you think?
I think? Ah, babe, you know, her friends band together.
They did something that Greg loves a little naughty. Yeah,

(01:07:48):
naked chicks and naked chicks. Yeah, yeah, I'm saying, a babe,
there's one they're all like sitting on this tractor and
stuff and oh wow, it's fun. Yeah, they're like world girls.
You know, it's whole them holes indeed wholesome. What do
you think, Gina grad All baber iroll is longest.

Speaker 7 (01:08:08):
Greg doesn't look at the pictures because they're not you know,
they're not like the you know, like Playboy playmates, like
your average check.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:08:15):
I think this is fantastic. I think it's sad that
we's what we have to do.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
I didn't have to do that. They chose to do.

Speaker 7 (01:08:22):
No that's true. But I would like to think in
my heart that Greg would think this was an a babe.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Yeah, Like nobody said like, oh, you know, yeah, sure
we'll give some money to help your friend get her
back surgery, but you guys all gotta get nude together.

Speaker 20 (01:08:33):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:08:33):
I just mean like she's going to go into debt
or she's going to get her back fixed. Those are
the choices. But I love that they're banning together for
their girl, and my friends would totally do.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
This even though they are These girls apparently are a
bunch of pigs. That's that's what Gina said.

Speaker 7 (01:08:47):
Yeah, that's exactly right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
I said, that's exactly right. I roll.

Speaker 9 (01:08:54):
I think Greg's gonna say a babe.

Speaker 8 (01:08:56):
He loves this with you know, women doing things like
this because he thinks they're even so much money on
the table typically by not doing it that when you
need money.

Speaker 9 (01:09:04):
Especially for a good cause. I think he's gonna love it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
You mowed my lawn on that one. That's kind of
where I'm going, and the naughtiness that's a menace mentioned.
It has me thinking that Greg Gore is gonna say,
ah beabe on this one, Greg Gory, ah babe or
I roll.

Speaker 10 (01:09:18):
This is a massive tsunami. Ah babe, Yah, what a
nice thing to do for a friend. Number one and
number two, the content of which rules and Menace is
right about the naughtiness.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
It's just fun.

Speaker 10 (01:09:32):
It's it's beaver, it's different and it's on. You know,
they didn't just make potholders to sell in that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Like a bake sale.

Speaker 7 (01:09:41):
Yeah, this is a good ideas.

Speaker 10 (01:09:44):
Okay, regular down like your average Jane. Yeah, I mean
I wouldn't call them heinous.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
You did.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
That's really nice.

Speaker 7 (01:09:54):
It's not all about Look, I'm way too bad they
have Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Their eyes are up there. There's your right. If you
want to donate a couple bucks, you can do that.
You just do it right online. Do it good stocking stuffer.
Oh yeah, you can hit it up on Etsy.

Speaker 21 (01:10:11):
It's The Woody Show, The wood Show Morning, and we
are into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Thank you for being here and giving us some of
your valuable time this morning. My name is Woody. That
is Greg Gory. Hi, we got Menace. He's our social
media director. You can find us. You can follow us
at the Woody Show on Instagram and Twitter, or you
can go to Facebook, Facebook, dot com, Slash the Woody Show,
whatever the social media platform of your choosing. Yeah, good chance,

(01:10:48):
good chance that we are there. TikTok for now yeh
yeah yeah, TikTok until you know whatever happens. Yeah, I
don't think it's going away. Don't you think it's gonna survive?
They just need to figure out who's gonna benefit from
its sale. That's all all right? Well you heard it
here first. That is a predation. That's the first menace
twenty five verdiction. Which tech homie is going to get

(01:11:10):
hooked up on that sale is going to be? All right,
that's the which tech homie. Yeah, who's going to benefit?
So anyway, we got the Gina grad he Dammy is here,
and we got Sea Bass. Good morning, Sea Bass. Can
we hear Sea Bass? I can't hear Sea Bass?

Speaker 15 (01:11:26):
DJ butterboards over the time there he is, all right? Anyway,
somebody really doesn't have the ability to turn on his
own microphone.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
He can't even turn on his own microphone. What did anyway?
So it's time for this week in audio and what
he got here for?

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
But things that are a Sea Best original game? How
do they OUI where we playing audio of somebody hurting
themselves somehow? And you guys around the room, guess how
did they hurt themselves?

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Here? Clip number one? All right, I want.

Speaker 10 (01:12:00):
Who okay, I know that falling off a ladder on
landing on the hood of a car while hanging Christmas lights.

Speaker 16 (01:12:08):
Oh that is some folks might recognize this audio, yeah,
because we were talking about but some people in the
room didn't actually watch the video.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
I did watch the video, so I know what this
one is? A man through the window of the dealership. Yeah, yeah,
it's that guy.

Speaker 6 (01:12:27):
Okay, yeah, yeah, he'd really hurt himself by the only
thing that got out in that clip was the front
window and door of the Subaru dealer or the dealership
in general. This man, he's got many charges criminal miss
jeffers les, endangerment, and economic interruption.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
What was what was wrong with the car? He was
he was claiming something was wrong with the car. We
want to return it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:46):
It's a used Subaru that was sold as is, meaning
the dealer said, hey, there's things got some problems with it?
Could you you know this is there's no returns And
apparently the guy who is wearing a bandan and a
cool baseball cap in his interview, Uh found out those
problems existed. They wouldn't take it back, and he said,
well here it is.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
It right through the front door of the place. I
told you guys, Yeah, there's nothing really funny. I saw
this guy from Portland, Oregon with what he shows. Proud
to be heard weekday mornings on alt there. Anyway, So

(01:13:27):
this guy was going into just street view. He had
the map of the whole city up there, and you
would see you just randomly move the mouse around and
just click on something. And the idea was to see
how many times he would have to do that before
he can get any street view without seeing a Subaru
hatchback in Portland. The first four he did, and then

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again he was just wiggling all over the place, just
letting any random street He goes, ah, God, damn it
because he thought, oh wait, wait, crap, it's a really
funny video, especially for those of you in in Portland. Yeah,
it's a lesbian population important well, I mean based on
the number of super hatchbacks, I think it's like ninety
eight percent of the total population. All right. This week

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in audio related, have they Alli and this next clip,
all right, what the hell, what the hell I'm gonna say,
that's a guy falling on his car. Okay, it sounds
it kind of sounds like a sounds like a roller coaster.
Does sound like the theme park. It seems like a

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theme park. It sounds kind of like a roller coaster. Like,
Oh well, there are elements to that.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
That is another man wrecking a car, except this time
it's Jason Kelcey. I think intentionally wrecking this like Eagles
helmet go cart thing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Oh okay. He was driving down.

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
Broad Street in Philly and he was He was clearly
cutting the wheel hard and accelerating. He was trying to
flip this like that's what you do when you try
to flip a go cart. So this one happened to
have that that big bubble dome of the Eagles helmet
on it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
With the helmet, yeah, he sure has held it. He
managed to roll that thing. What the hell.

Speaker 6 (01:15:06):
I don't think he hurt himself, but he does something
that you should never do when you roll a go cart.
It's as he's going down because he flipped on the
driver's side. He goes to brace himself. I guess the
al asphalt with his elbow, which is is how you
break your wrist, how you break your elbow.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Right, I think he's fine.

Speaker 6 (01:15:24):
But yeah, if you're gonna fall roll into it with
your shoulder, don't brace with hand or elbow pro tip.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
And this is what he's out there doing that his
wife has to get babysitters. He's so busy, so busy,
all right, this weekend audio.

Speaker 6 (01:15:37):
I gotta tell you, guys, I gotta reveal how this
next person aUI this is a it's I'm trying to
find the original source on this, but the instagram accounts
raw Stunts with a Z posted this video of a
cool street takeover, but not the best, but not the
ones where they're doing donuts. These are guys who are
either driving bicycles or mini bikes and they just take
over a street.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
I sappens in my neighborhood all the time, even bigger losers.

Speaker 17 (01:16:00):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
So these guys cars, right.

Speaker 6 (01:16:02):
They get on the street and vehicles that aren't designed
to be on the road, eight or ten or more
of them. That way, if you're in a car and
you are trying to get around at screw you. And
they're just what they're doing. They're baiting people to fight them.
That way they can swarm them and beat them up
and break and destroy their car. Well this this guy
fond the wrong guy because that guy had pepper spray.
Oh so what you're gonna hear is the reaction as

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one of these street takeover a holes gets pepper spray
in the face.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
O awesome. I love it it. I Zering who got
in a fight with.

Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
The yeah boulevard Because all they're doing is they're running
in and out of traffic, running red lights, et cetera,
et cetera, And then they're baiting you to fight them
because when you do, let's say, I Zeering, some fifty
year old dad, they're gonna swarm you and beat your
ass and break out the windows of your car.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
That's the whole point of these things. Just baiting. Awesome, right,
which is really cool. You know, it's super cool, And
I'm glad the cops don't stop it right low on
the priory. Just I love that so much. Yes, it

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almost gives me a boner.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
To go back real quick with the Jason Kelcey flipping
the golf cart things. Yeah, they say it was for
a shoot for that new show that he's doing they
call it Late with Jason Kelcey, the Late night Show.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
I forgot he was going to do a show. What
that's going to be? Just what we needed where you
can watch that more? Kelsey? All right, well, phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Woody hit us up
with the text over to two two ninety seven. Tell
us how much of a boner you have after hearing
that last cip mine's I got a ten. Yeah, and
we'll have some more of the weekend audio coming up
next hand.

Speaker 6 (01:18:03):
Wake up people, this is the show and jumping right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
Back in, we got some more to share with you.
We got this weekend audio. What's next? More of how
the Ali.

Speaker 6 (01:18:16):
This is from one of what his favorite Instagram accounts,
the inexplica inexplicably named ppv underscore ts.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
The weirdest there though.

Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
So this is a guy, Well, I'll take it he's
just from taking from inside a man's vehicle. Because you're
gonna hear like the music playing at first, how he awi?

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
All right? Now, Greg, maybe there was a butterfly in
the car. That's what my brain went right away. Yea,
a bug flew in. It freaked him out, Like I'm

(01:18:54):
guessing because of the music though. He was lighting a
joint and he burned himself.

Speaker 7 (01:19:01):
That's a strong po My first that was like, did
somebody throw a snake out or something?

Speaker 9 (01:19:08):
I was thinking electrocuted?

Speaker 6 (01:19:10):
And Greg and Jean are kind of on the right
angle here. This is a FedEx guy. He's just driving
through kind of a smaller wooded area. I think the
windows down and there's some tree branches overhead, and I
believe one of those tree branches had a hornets nest
on it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Good great day, great day, great day out and then
filled with hornets in there. Hornets.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
God, I wouldn't freak out.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
This weekend audio, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:19:50):
Someone who allyed themselves and has been the topic of
quite the discussion both on this show and worldwide is
Lily Phillips. She uh, this is the porn of the
eight of the porn Star, but the only fans star.
She's now looking to sleep with a thousand men in
a day. Previously she slept with one hundred and something
hundred and one men in a day, and there's now
been a quote documentary that's been released about that experience.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
Here's Lily telling us all about it.

Speaker 17 (01:20:12):
All right, I'm ready for that, and so I'm getting
run through by a hundred guys, run.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Through hundred dudes.

Speaker 6 (01:20:21):
So this guy who's following her, Josh Peters and him,
and he and his cameraman show up after it's all done.
And I called this a couple of days ago when
we called, when we talked about, you know, a large
group sessions of that nature, the cameraman and the the documentary,
and noticed something I was talking about, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
The aftermath of the stunt. Oh, I guess I told
you guys, it smells so bad, her bleach and old pennies.

Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
But it is the it's all those guys doing things
to themselves, that's get. The thing that's getting a lot
of attention is she breaks down crying, does Lily Phillips.
A lot of people are saying it's because she got
she was dehumanized and abused. Not she's done willingly, obviously.
But when I watched this documentary, she signed, this is

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her goal, right, But that's that's not the impression I got.
The impression I got is she's crying after sleeping with
one hundred guys because she cares so much about them.
I'll have to explain.

Speaker 17 (01:21:34):
I'll explained, just one in, one out, Like it feels intense,
like more intense than you thought it might. Definitely, I
guess the interactions weren't like i'd have to stop the

(01:21:57):
morning and like I'm so sorry you got to go,
and like the awkward interaction of like you feeling pressure
to have to meet them if like you haven't spent
enough time with them service they didn't like you didn't
give them a good time because like they only got
two minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:22:14):
Yeah, we have guests in the studio, have a good time.
I heard another part of the clip. She said you
only gave him two minutes and he promised them five. Right,
she cares about you here so much.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
But again, I mean, see best, what do you think
is going on here with this hick? I mean, she's
good looking, she's why why is she doing this? Because
we've always said, like if you could look, yeah, but
if you're good looking, there's other ways, and you're poor, you're.

Speaker 6 (01:22:40):
Just dumb, right, But she's not poor, Clearly, I'm sure
she's one of the only fans top point point point
one percent or whatever, and she's doing this thousand guys thing.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
In said January or February. Yeah, well, he said that
you signed up for it. I signed up to cover it. Yeah,
to be a part of it, to be there, she said,
I'm reading here. She said that around the fortieth dude,
she started to doubt her decisions. Yeah, because it's yeah,
it sucks. Well you got to wonder to yourself, what

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a sweetie am I doing?

Speaker 7 (01:23:10):
And I guess Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
So this interview was after she did the one hundred guys, right,
this is her previous style. She wants to do a thousand,
and now she's gonna get even more emotional then. Yeah, see,
bast what do you think the snacks are going to be?
Are the food set up and the media? Probably pineapple? Yeah,
for that February event, it's going to be in England
more than likely. So it's gonna be all creeps.

Speaker 7 (01:23:31):
What if they offered you a slot?

Speaker 6 (01:23:34):
No, because it's I mean, it's it's one thing to
say you to say you did it, just to say
a lot. I was part you know, you know granddaughter.
I was part of the one thousand guys.

Speaker 7 (01:23:43):
You got your shots.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Well, you either want to be first or last, would you,
because at least you have a story. I was at
least the first guy or guess what I was the
last guy? I seventy three. I would need.

Speaker 6 (01:23:56):
It's like what they tell you when you're on TV
shows is it's all fun. It's cool to do it,
but the waiting and the.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
Stuff like that. I don't want to have to worry
about fluffing and keeping and being ready to go adding
to the smell. Right, Yeah, I mean as devian as
I can be, that is the whole thing. Sounds so
depressing to me. You never thought about running the train? Yeah? Right,
just having a bunch of guys running train on you totally.
I think about it daily. No, it sounds so depressing,

(01:24:24):
Like how many guys in a row? Do you think
you can take care of it well with your if
you really had to? I oh, if I had to, Yeah,
if I was forced to. Yeah, let's just go with
all of them.

Speaker 7 (01:24:33):
Oh, all of them. I like the can do spirit.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
This week and audio, speaking.

Speaker 6 (01:24:38):
Of emotional emotions and feelings, let's see if Greg number
one O big rye roll, we might actually get some
tears out of this next story.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Out of.

Speaker 6 (01:24:49):
That set him up out of Indianola, Iowa, where a
man is decorating his entire his entire neighborhood in Christmas lights.

Speaker 14 (01:24:57):
This is why, but he's Franklin Avenue lighted, Christmas trees
lined the block. John Reichhardt, who lives on the street,
bought all of the decorations and set them up himself.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
One neighbor thought kid showed up in his lawn, you know,
putting decorations up.

Speaker 14 (01:25:14):
Seventeen homes are decked out top to bottom, a total
surprise for John's wife, Joanne.

Speaker 4 (01:25:20):
I love her with all my heart and soul.

Speaker 14 (01:25:22):
Four years ago, Joanne was diagnosed with Alzheimer's. With her
memories fading more and more, John wanted to gift her
something she'll never forget.

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
I want her to remember, and this is something that
she remembered.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Well, I won't count on that. Yeah. Well it's like
last thing in first thing out. Yeah, last memory in
first memory out. Greg got an old man's wife. Is
everyone's else? Yeah, buyer pair of Christmas shoes.

Speaker 10 (01:25:53):
I mean it's incredibly sweet, but I think it's Yeah,
I'm with Wood.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
It's kind of a moot. Points. Yeah, this doesn't seem
it's for him, like it's making feel they can help.
It's not deal with it. It's not an effective tribute.

Speaker 7 (01:26:07):
You know what I mean, because you feel so powerless
in that situation. He just gave himself something to do.
And I totally agree with you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
I mean, it's super said. And if you're the fifteenth neighbor, hey,
can I come Jack rate your yard? What for for
my wife's with God?

Speaker 10 (01:26:22):
Yeah, it's definitely not an eye roll, but it's not
a it's not an baby either.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Oh great, maybe maybe I'll have a baby. Knowing that
you too can participate.

Speaker 14 (01:26:31):
Okay, you plan on visiting the display. John is asking
that you bring a Christmas card for him and Hand's wife.
They can be dropped off at his home or mailed
to the PO box which is there on your screen.
Every night, John and his wife read the cards before
they go to bed, and we'll be sending it thank
you notes when the display ends.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
Okay, all right, I'm on board.

Speaker 7 (01:26:51):
That's sweet.

Speaker 8 (01:26:52):
Is that a little bit more confusing though, because now
she's getting Christmas cards from people that she doesn't know
what she is?

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
All right, you're just talking up to her, all star.
I don't remember he's your long lost cousin. I don't
remember that guy. Yeah, he loves you. Are you going crazy?
We'll wrap up this weekend audio. It's coming up next
to The Woody Show, Show back the Bitch. What are

(01:27:30):
you thinking here? Is Sammy, It's like, okay, you're on
the right track.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
Well, we're still going through some of the week and
audio and Sea Mats has that for us. What is
next to her?

Speaker 6 (01:27:55):
Well, good news all around this past week for Dick
Van like ninety eight years old. Most recently, his home
did not get destroyed in the fires that are raging
raging through Malay.

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
The neighbor's house. Yeah yeah, and made it to his
ninety ninth birthday.

Speaker 7 (01:28:09):
Yeah right, yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:28:11):
And and he's in a new music video with Coldplay.

Speaker 7 (01:28:15):
It's on top of the world.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
Anyone that hasn't seen it apparently, Yes. Oh here at Madison.

Speaker 6 (01:28:21):
Beside the song, which is mostly Chris Martin, they do
a little kind of you know, he's hanging out with
Dick and they're kind of, you know, riffing and doing stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Here's a little bit of that audio.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
You got my.

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
Almost Yeah, I'll go up the old kiddy. Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
You got.

Speaker 13 (01:28:38):
Love Love.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
I couldn't hear it. That's an all babe.

Speaker 10 (01:28:45):
I will admit I watched it. And I thought this
is gonna be lame, and then I ended up loving it.
He's dancing in the backyard, and then his wife comes,
and then his kids come, and then his grandkids come,
and then it's the whole family and.

Speaker 6 (01:28:58):
Very it's just it's so, is this Dick Clark or
Dick Van Dick Clark's hell he's rocking the New Year's
even Heaven?

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Yeah, it's it's a good video, and I love the
song I'm looking at right now. It's really nice noise,
Like do you think there's skeletons in Dick Van Dyke's closet?
NA like some like scandal that we just never heard about, because.

Speaker 6 (01:29:22):
Like, here's the thing is, it was all loving and
sweet until old rain Cloud Wood he had to step in.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Yeah, we had all the predictions about people or like
who was like a Lemonuel Miranda type person, Like who
would you least expect because he is one of those
people kind of like Tom Hanks that I would think, yeah,
would be just squeaky clean.

Speaker 7 (01:29:39):
But the only thing that I could think of is
being ninety nine years old, anything that would happen, we'd
be like, well, it was a different time back then.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
It was a different era.

Speaker 7 (01:29:49):
Yeah, they didn't know better out here.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
Yeah. Dancing, oh yeah, dancing around.

Speaker 6 (01:29:54):
It's really sweet this week and audio speaking of crying
and old people, what's your what's play some of the
audio from Mark Gastoneau. Who's Mark Gastineau Menace? I didn't
even know until familiar. Yeah, well he was the all
time sack leader.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
Until noise the records video is so awkward.

Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
Yeah, it's so awkward because there's this new thirty for
thirty where he comes up and confronts Brett Farv. And
if you don't recall, Brett Farv is the one who
quote unquote gave Michael Strahan the uh laid down. Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
Now I think we the Tej Watts tie the record
since then, is that right? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:30:27):
But uh, Gaston apparently has pissed at Brett Farr and
found him out in like an autograph session to confront him.

Speaker 22 (01:30:33):
All right, how you doing when you fell down for him?
I'm going to get my sack back. I'm going to
get my sack bag. Dude, you probably would hurt me. Well,
I don't care you hurt me.

Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
You hurt me. You heard me? Yeah, I hear you
really hurt me.

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
You hurt me?

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Shut up? I mean records get broken up all the time. Yeah,
you hurt me? Did he lose a big deal over that?
All records will eventually be broken? Right, that's what they say,
like records are meant to be broken. I believe he
was the saying right, and who cares? Shut up?

Speaker 7 (01:31:11):
That was very I don't even know what's going on,
and I really want to get out of that video.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
It's even more awkward. Yeah, as far as like, all right, bro,
you want to autograph? You heard me? Yeah? Okay, whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:31:24):
I hated it?

Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
All right, what's next? This weekend audio?

Speaker 6 (01:31:27):
This is something that men has found. It's a guy
he goes by the name Sea Dirk and speaking of
lovingness and charity and all those things. His deal is
he goes out to jails. He just bails guys out.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
Yeah, I did see this random people's just the guy
with the party bus.

Speaker 6 (01:31:46):
So yeah, he's a bunch of different things. He's he's
got a little mustache. He looks like he's about fifteen, yeah,
and very sea bash ish.

Speaker 7 (01:31:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:31:54):
He walks up to like long term detention centers. I
guess where these are dudes who can't post bar. Yeah,
he just goes He just goes through the roster, picks
a name out, and then he takes these guys out
and does fun stuff like this.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Yeah, they had the party bus waiting for him, like said,
they get out, Like, who's this guy? Hey man, I'm
a guy bailed you out on the party bus. Let's
go back to another seater video. Today we're bailing a
stranger out of jail and we're taking them and go cards. Yeah,
that's hilarious with the mom oh yeah son. Sometimes he

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like he'll he he'll go through and he says, oh,
that's the same name as that name. One was a
mom and a son. Like he just said, they go
rod jet skis, speedboats. So bizarre again.

Speaker 6 (01:32:38):
So here he is telling one of these staffers at
the jail that he's gonna get people out.

Speaker 14 (01:32:43):
Okay, you're bailing a stranger out of jail and I'm
going to take them on go carts.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
What do you think about that?

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
I don't care.

Speaker 7 (01:32:49):
Complete strangers have fun.

Speaker 6 (01:32:54):
So he gets them out and they got the idea
is they go. These guys are all like they're sort
of happy, but they're also kind of like, what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
Set up here. They're cagey so here.

Speaker 6 (01:33:06):
But here's the weird thing is he's you'd think, oh,
he's just screwing with these people, but it doesn't seem
that way. It seems that this Sea Dirt guy, he's
got good, good intentions. Here he is closing out his
go karting video.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
I guess that's the end of the video.

Speaker 10 (01:33:19):
We're gonna go ahead and drop everyone else off.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
But as always, this wouldn't be possible without my Lord
and Savior Jesus Christ, and he find words to the
people age.

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
One man, Live, free man, love count.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
So yeah, go go karting.

Speaker 6 (01:33:35):
Got praise praise God before we leave, of course, and
shout out to Anton, who's out for a little while.
Seed Dirk and I think this is gonna end badly
because these are not good people he's letting out of jail, says,
they're in jail right exactly and there, and you can
hear them tell their stories.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
They've bought.

Speaker 6 (01:33:53):
These guys have been in and out for very bad
things throughout their lives. So I see this ending badly.
But for the meantime, In the meantime, enjoy Sea Dirk.
We get that time for one more this week in audio. Well,
a few months ago, back in Kamala, Harris was still
running for presidents. You may have recalled that she almost
like her motor Kate almost got hit by a guy
who went the wrong way. It turns out he was

(01:34:15):
He was drunk as hell and so he just wrong place,
the wrong time to be DUI near the presidential motor
or the vice presidential motorcade. We now have some of
the bodycam footage from that. It's from the channel code
blue cam. Guy was driving around with open container.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
You got on you, sir, go on you? Yeah, okay,
I'm gonna need that. He's looking for his idea. It's
taking on about ten minutes to find he's not next
to that open there right there.

Speaker 6 (01:34:44):
So the other cops saying, oh, d might be right
next to that open beer over there. Yeah, it's just
an old, fat, drunk guy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
Oh my god, where were you? Like, where were you
headed from?

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
Do you remember?

Speaker 17 (01:34:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
Where are you coming from? A gay bartown? And he
was there is the weekend audio. It's definitely gonna take
a quick break. We got more Wood show of course
coming up next time.

Speaker 13 (01:35:19):
And now back.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
Welcome back, everybody. Yeah, it is the Wood Show. It's
pre Frindy. It's Thursday morning, December the twelfth. It's gingerbread
house Day. Oh, I have one that I need to
build yea.

Speaker 15 (01:35:35):
And for what?

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
For what purpose? What are you gonna do with this guy?
I want to? Yeah, okay, it's a national and Barchia day.
It's also national is it points set or points setia?

Speaker 7 (01:35:50):
People say point.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
What?

Speaker 20 (01:35:53):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
What is the proper pronunciation? Points set?

Speaker 7 (01:35:56):
And your dogs aren't allowed to be around it?

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:36:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
It is toxic. It's National dingling Day. And it's also
this sounds like something that we would be into unmentionable
thoughts Day, Naughty Birthday's port of birthday coming up here
in a second. Well, Jamie Fox finally opened up about
that mystery health drama and that new Netflix specialties guy
called Jamie Fox. What had happened? Well, yeah, what would happen?

Speaker 11 (01:36:21):
Was?

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
It turns out he had a brain bleed that led
to him having a stroke while he was filming this movie.
He said he was having this really bad headache and
he'd asked for an aspirin, but he got out cold
before the aspron even got to him. And then the
next memory he had he was waking up in the
hospital twenty days later, and if he hadn't had immediate surgery,
he probably wouldn't have survived. Crazy. Yeah, he talks about

(01:36:44):
it in his new special Our Comedy Specialist. Just here's
what happened. Here's my medical issue, or like the Chris
Rock thing after the slap, right. Yeah. It looks like
jay Z's rape accuser might end up filing a criminal
complaint against him to Rawal on a statement, her attorney
said that they have not ruled out following rape charges
against jay Z in New York. And in case you're wondering,

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per New York state law, there is no statute of
limitations for alleged victims to final a first degree felony
rape the place.

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
Yeah, there is no.

Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
We were talking about that. We thought maybe there was
a statute of limitation, I mean a civil case instead
of what evidence is there at this point. Two more
hotel workers have been charged in Liam Payne's death. Also
looks like the very pregnant Megan Fox and her baby
daddy Machine Gun Kelly have split up, But don't worry.
Meghan says that she hasn't moved on to anyone else.

(01:37:37):
Just yet. Okay, Yeah, she's a little busy. Even if
you're Megan Fox. Okay, so you're Megan Fox and you're
known for being like super hot or whatever. Although she's
so trashy, well she's she went off the rail.

Speaker 7 (01:37:49):
She has toe thumbs, she has tow thumbs.

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
I mean, I can look past that. But yeah, that's like, yeah,
you're right. Like when she first hit the scene, she
was a lot more like she's kind of seemed like normal,
just normal hot whatever that she got really weird exactly. Yeah,
and now it's just kind of comes off as trash.
I will say. Fox can still get some guy, That's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (01:38:08):
Oh yeah, there was rumors that she was dating her
co star. It was it Michelle Maroney. It's a good guy.

Speaker 7 (01:38:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, but they're saying true, is he French?

Speaker 9 (01:38:21):
Michelle Michel?

Speaker 6 (01:38:23):
I will say this whenever she and man, like every
woman in the world could could learn from her because
she's now her fourth kid and her body bounces back
every time.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
Yeah, anyway, she's doing to learn from it to figure
that out. Girls. Speaking of oh an old school, old
school mentalist and frequent Johnny Carson guests, the amazing Crescin
has passed away. He was still alive. It was eighty nine.
This year's Dick Clark's New Year's Rock and Eve has
Sammy directly in their sights because number one, they're gonna

(01:38:54):
have more of a country vibe this year, So Blake Shelton, Hardy,
Carrie Underwood, Cody Johnston, and Thomas Rhett. I got all
those guys line up, but they've also got another one
of Sammy's favorite name. Alanis Moore said, Yes, I'm so
excited Rock in New Year's Eves Nice a new Meet
the Parents movies in the works and the makers who

(01:39:16):
Meet the Parents. They almost got an R rating for
one of the other movies because the last name of
Ben Steelers character Foker and Ben was on an episode
of Hot Ones Here recently where they asked him if
that was true. The ratings board made them prove that
there are actually people with that last name before they
gave him a PG thirteen, and it turns out as
true that actually happened. There are people out there last

(01:39:38):
named Foker Lucky, and they thought it was too close
to you know, efforts, so they had to clear the
names and do the whole thing.

Speaker 7 (01:39:45):
Well, remember remember his fiance's name, what it would have been?
Her full name, Pamela Martha Foker. Oh that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
Adam Sandler says happy. Gilmore too could be in theaters
by next July. Wow, and Tiger Woods has announced he
is playing his first tournament since having his sixth, yes,
sixth back surgery a few months ago. He'll be playing
the PNC Championship in Orlando Litter this month, along with
his fifteen year old son Charlie. And finally, Ryan Reynolds

(01:40:15):
did a recent interview. He talked about how it took
six years to film Deadpool Wolverine because he wanted to
focus on his kids. Ryan quote, I have four kids.
I don't ever want to be an absentee dad. I
kind of die inside when I see their faces and
they do a sports thing or something and I missed it. See,
I don't have that reaction. I go, yeah, I'm not

(01:40:37):
gonna be able to make it. Yeah. Yeah, are you
gonna be out of town, dad? No, I'm gonna be
at home, but I'm gonna be going to sleep. Your
event starts too late?

Speaker 6 (01:40:46):
Yeah, they get to play that, but like the long
haul trucker doesn't get to play that car exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
Yeah, that's true. Like if my kids event starts too late,
I'm not going because I gotta get up super early
the next morning. Well I can't make every single thing,
but there's a lot on the line. Yeah, I got
to some dude. Yeah, oh yeah, there's a big time. Yeah,
they're going to state. Yeah. I might not get that
scholarship yet. All right, time for the birthdays.

Speaker 4 (01:41:09):
It's ship.

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
We're going.

Speaker 4 (01:41:12):
It's Shimoda.

Speaker 13 (01:41:13):
We're gonna sit be.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
She was like, it's ship and you know, we don't
do what birthday all right. Starting with the celebrities, so
she was Blossom and then she was doctor Amy Farrah
Fowler on Big Bang Theory. My embiolic is forty nine
years old today. You got Jennifer Connolly, She's been in
a bunch of stuff. She's fifty four years old today.

(01:41:35):
Regina Hall from Girls Trip. You like that movie, right,
rank Girl's Trip. R Gina's not the one, Noel, never
mind Bridesmaids and stuff. Yeah, but Bridesmaids, the one that's
that's the one that you liked, and all Warship Bridesmaids.
But I would watch Girls Trip. I'll check it out
was Bad Moms. The other one Greg Bath, Yes, bad

(01:41:56):
Moms and Bridesmaids. Put those on the loop. Yeah, and
I'd be happy. All the re jackhaul is fifty four.
How do you say this guy's name? Bill NII? He
was Davy Jones, not Bill Ny, the science Guy, ge
Nige or something like that. He was Davey Jones and
The Pirates Caribbean Movies. He was also Sean Stepfather and
Sean of the Dead. He's seventy five. You don't know
if you saw him. And then Dion Warwick, ah singer,

(01:42:21):
Psychic Friend, Whitney Houston's cousin eighty four years old. Today
and your part of birthday is Rocky Emerson. Listen up,
Short Kings. Today's birthday girl is six foot three damn
and she has shared her Christmas cookie in two hundred
and fifty one fine films, including six foot three Rocky
Gets the Banging of her Life. She was in Get

(01:42:44):
Your Knees Dirty Volume one, also Evil Squirters Volume seven.
She was in both Couch Masturbation and Pillow Humping Volume one.
She was a fantastic in Rocky's Dirty Feet and who
Can Forget Her unforgetable in attending Perv City University majoring
in anal.

Speaker 7 (01:43:03):
All right, she's a scholar.

Speaker 2 (01:43:06):
That is Rocky Emerson, who's thirty three years old. Today
about at chapporno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is
a Thursday morning look at what is happening in the
world of entertainment here on The Woody Show. We'll take
a quick break. We got some more Woodies Show for you. Next,
hang on, Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show. All right,

(01:43:27):
Well that's it for a Thursday morning everybody. Yes, all right,
we are the Woodieshow Woodieshow dot Com, so you can
get today's full show podcast. We went back and got
the recap of MENACE's twenty twenty four verdictions as he
calls them, how many if any were right? These are
things that he redicted very early, like right after the

(01:43:48):
New Year Rter twenty twenty four began. So we had
that plus all the trending news headlines, a bunch of
stuff on the full show podcast. Just hit up Thewoodyshow
dot com. Hey Tomorrowmorrow, you guys, Tomorrow is Friday. Yeah,
rapping the week up. We have Old Saint Dick. In

(01:44:09):
this case, it's Sea Bass and I gotta give gena
grad credit for that, for that name.

Speaker 7 (01:44:13):
I was pretty proud, very suitable.

Speaker 2 (01:44:15):
Sea Mass is going to be our Secret Santa, and
he has gotten uugh some gifts and we're gonna see
just how I'm sure they're gonna be very considerate. Yeah,
you know it. Yeah, I'm sure they won't be insulting
at all, So old Saint Dick in the Secret Santa.
Plus we're gonna award the Woody Show Employee of the Year.
The announcement on that, plus anything that we can do
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(01:44:35):
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Greg Gory parting words of wisdom. Please yeah, save Santa
the trip and just be naughty. Oh, I like that

(01:44:58):
one of Greg's favorite words. I love it naughty. Yeah,
I kind of like it too much. What is it
about the word naughty? It does it for you.

Speaker 10 (01:45:07):
It's it's kind of like what we were saying about
the word whimsical. It just describes whimsy so perfectly. Naughty
describes naughty, naughtiness so perfectly you're not to.

Speaker 2 (01:45:18):
Get you like, does it get you kind of like excited?
Does it like one of those things that kind of
creates a spark.

Speaker 10 (01:45:25):
No, it's not a not a visceral reaction, but I
just think, oh yeah, if it's naughty, it's better.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
All right. Well, thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank
you so much for giving the what he show, some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love
it to appreciate you for that. The rest of you
guys can suck it. Catch back here on Friday. You
have yourself a great day. S MD double M quit
is bitch,