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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What shows back, and that was last year's money. Yeah,
last year's money here, Yeah showed up.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's this year now.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yeah, now we're now we're bringing three hundred shirt. Yeah,
I'm gonna put the other one hundred in the fire.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, we should just burn them in front of me.
All right?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Eight seven seven eight seven seven forty four. Let's play
today's dumb ass contest, which is the.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
D u i Q.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Seve Bass explained the game, Please.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
I find someone who's nice and under the influence of
what we'll find out in a second, and I asked
them the easiest questions you could ever think of. So
the game is not what is the answer to the questions?
The game is is the inebriated person so out of
it that they cannot answer those questions? And if you
guess whether they answer correctly two times out of three,
you win the game.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
All right, let's go to uh is it?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Leanna?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Leanna?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Leanna show.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Are doing greatly and thank you for calling, and you're
gonna play the duy q. Now you're just guessing for
the drunk person. Just for funzies, we already gonna try
to guess with Sammy and Menace if they know the
answers to these questions. But before we get to the
questions account, we have a little clip here so we
can get a better idea of just how with it
or not with it?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
This person is? And who do we have here?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Sea bass is Matthew and is about to hear Sorry, guys,
fum with accents. Well, I hate funny accents. I love
funny accents. Oh, okay, you like Matthew who he is?
He's probably been drinking, but he's also doing a little huffing.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Alright, here's Matthew.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Matthew.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Are those poppers? Is it?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It is?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
What kind of poppers do you like?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Matthew?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
The rush one? The head rush? Yeah, the head rush?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
What does it feel like? It feels like like.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Good in the club, but kind of uh go to home,
you know what? Words, Yeah it is, but like have have.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Up have goods of.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Them, you know what?
Speaker 6 (02:04):
So you're snipping them right now?
Speaker 7 (02:07):
I am what accent is that he's falls central.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Some some central Europe something.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Trashcan just stand not only okay, guys, do uh poppers?
Some some straight dudes will do them just for the
head run. Yeah, yes you are Matthew. Yeah, all right,
so that is Matthew.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Leanna.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Are you ready for question number one?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
D u i Q.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
What are any one of the gifts that the wise
men gave to Baby Jesus?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
No for Matthew, should yes for Menace? Uh? Yes for Sammy,
no for Menace?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
For fun?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Can I asked for two from the in studio?
Speaker 7 (02:56):
People change things?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Sure, wem that might change it to no for both
Sammy and Menace. I think Samuel will come up with mom.
Yes for Sammy, no for Menace, no for Matthew.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
That's my guess.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
I'm going to say yes for Sammy, no for Menace,
yes for Matthew.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yes for Matthew.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
I feel very positive, optimistic.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
All right, Greg, I think I'm going to agree with
you Woodie. Yes to Sammy, no to everybody else? All right,
Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Matthew gets the
question right?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
No, Leanna? What do you think I'm gonna go?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Know for Matthew? All right?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Question number one? D u i Q.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
What are any one of the gifts that the wise
men gave to Baby Jesus?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Menace?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yarn and gold, yarn and gold.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I mean I threw in fish as.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Sammy, I think she'll get.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
What and Frankinson's And what's one was the third one?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah? Ok?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, oh yarn and fish, yarn, fish and gold, I said,
yarn and gold first and pokemon cards. All right, So
again Leanna said that Matthew wouldn't get it. Let's see
if she gets her first point here in this round
of the d uy Q.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
What are any one of the gifts that the wise
men gave to baby Jesus?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Why get wine?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yeah? What type of wine?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
The best wine? Yeah, it sounds like Greg.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
If it does, then I quit drinking effective immediately, Greg,
what have.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
You been drinking the night saying? Are you hammered?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
That was Greig would get that way maybe ten years ago.
But he's freaking self control out.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I'm so well behaved responsible.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
That's a good news.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Leanna.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
You got yourself the first point here and the two
points that you need to win on the d u
y Q and question number two, Frossy.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
The snow man's nose is made out of what?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Al Right?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I mean this is Sammy's home turf? Yes, yes for Sammy,
No for Matthew. No for Menace.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Yeah, I got burned by Matthew.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Stick with that.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Sammy's yes, Menace and Matthew absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
All right, Greg, I'm trying to think of the song
in my head.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Do I know it? Okay? Yes to Sammy, right, no
to Menace.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
No to Matthew, all right, menace and Sammy h no, no.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
All right, have snow man where he comes from?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Leanna, do you think that Matthew will get the question right?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Or no? No?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
No? All right?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Question number two, crossy, the snow Man's nose is made
out of what?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Menace?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I mean, Frosty is different? Right, It's coal, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Okay, it's two eyes made of coal. Button, I'm sorry, Yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Knows would be.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
That's what I meant to say that when he give
you the.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Two eyes man out of coal, nose made of was
where I was going with that.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
But you know, dumb brand But and two eyes would
you know?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
Have to know the song because everyone's like, oh, snowman carrot.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's what I thought that man was
gonna say, carrot. But all right, Well, Leanna says that
Matthew is not going to know this, and if that
is the way it goes down, she's gonna be the
winner of the d u y Q.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Frossy.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
The snowman's nose is made out of?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
What of snow? What are you gonna get.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
For Christmas this year? I'm gonna get a trip to
to San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I'm gonna work there. Yeah, well there you go. Congratulations Leanna,
you are the winner on the d u i Q.
Nice work, Leanna. Hang on, you're welcome. Hang on one
second and we will get all of your information. Have
yourself a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
She is. Guys, Matthew will be pleased.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
No shortage of poppers in San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Good the popper.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Are you excited about your trip?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Matthew?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
He is all right. Question number three d.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
U i Q.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
What is your blood type? Well, so I want to
how do you know it has to be?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
All he has to do is give me a blood
type of kind that is that is accurate?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Okay, Okay, I'm confident in saying no to Matthew. He
doesn't know anything. Ye bloodype, you won't even know blood.
You'll save red or thing? Uh?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Is there a name of a popper that he could
go on there.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Wait, so what are the names of popular poppers?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
All right?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Well here, do we think that Menace or Sammy? Yeah,
they'll both get yes, Okay, I think that's that. That
one's easy. Matthew will not, so we're saying no for Matthew.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Otherwise okay. Question number three, d uy Q, what is
your blood type?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
What is your blood type?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Menace?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Oh? Negative? I don't even know if that's mine though exactly?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Sammy be positive? Oh see, be positive.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I don't know mine either. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
Alway said the should put on your driver's license. I
don't know why.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
They don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
What's the what's the one that you can that anybody
can use? Universal?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Positive?
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
What is the universal?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I'm not sure? Helm Greg negative, don't okay?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Iron Fist is one of the highest rated poppers. Iron
Iron Fist.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Poppers like, are they actual pills?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
It's a huffing that dilates your sphincters wherever they may.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It comes in a little not a vile but.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
Because I went to that gay probably the guy had
the shirt on and it just looks like pill bottles liquid.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Let's see if Matthew can name a blood type, all right,
do u i Q?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Question number three, what is your blood type? Do you
donate blood?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
No, I don't because I smoke wid so I can
give smoke quid.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
That's the one he gets right, technically positive yea.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Also pig juice, common popper.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
That's well, that's how you played the d u i Q.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Everybody, thank you, thank you, Matthew.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Get through it, Stacaus.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
What I'm saying here it is the Woodie Show, Wie,
Greg Menace, Tina Grant, we got Sea Bass, We've.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Gotten Sam A. Morgan is here.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yeah, that is the That is the mission, as always
is to get through this little part of the day
and into the weekend. And I think the next thing
on the list is the fail story. I think, all right,
I remember last week. I think we did a pretty
bang up job.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Angelic Friday fail stories. Here we go. All right, ladies, gentlemen, boys.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
And girls, time for your Friday fan story. As well
thought they had the perfect plan, the plane that could
never go wrong, but then somewhere along the line it
went from being a great idea to one big, stinking
mega uber ultra.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, okay, I mean not our best.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
It's good, It's all right.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Mark, start with this one out of Canada, private investigator
caught someone committing insurance fraud. You guys, So an insurance
company hired him to look into a guy who had
claimed that he was too hurt to work and he
needed time off along with an insurance payoffs. Sure, so
the private investigator they followed the guy to a mountain
and clear his day, caught him on video snowboarding down
(12:26):
that mountain.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Miracle, perfectly fine, no injuries.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah he felt good just that one day.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
He felt good just on that one day?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was gonna call work later that day.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, say I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Oh man, what an idiot?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, hold on, here's a.
Speaker 8 (12:46):
Hey guys, I'm a private investigator working at insurance fall
Super Mountain and the guy he's claiming an injury and
he's here snowboarding and.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
There he goes what his injury.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
His employer will love that.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh my god, that would be a cool job to
be a fraud and.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Investigator professional snoop.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Follow somebody around and see him lifting heavy boxes. You're busted.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I have I have a friend who I used to
work with in radio. He's been a private investigator now
for a number of years. He got out of radio
years ago, probably fifteen years ago, and he's been doing this.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
He's got some pretty cool story. We talked to him.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
I have some questions.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, we can get him on the horn. I'm sure
he talked to us about it.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Yeah, I'd love sure.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I'm sure he's seen some really cool stuff.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
I think someone who's non confrontational, I'd love to confront strangers.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
The favorite one from all those stories that we've we
reported on before is that woman that claimed that she
could work, but then she was in the paper for
the Christmas tree throwing contests.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah random. So here, here's the thing.
People commenting on the video. They're siding with the fraud star.
What saying that insurance itself is fraud and that companies.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Will do anything that they can deny claim. You're mixing
up the guys.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
But that's not what this is about.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Exactly mean.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, and then you wonder why your insurance is super.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
High, Well, exactly true. It's kind of like how shoplifters
affect everybody's price.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Here's one from upstate New York where this woman she
went out for a hike. That was her first mistake.
Fiking dangerous and yuck.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Anyway, she lost track of where she was, she got
herself lost, and as she was figuring out how to
get herself back to where she needed to be, she
slipped and fell off the trail. Now she did have
her phone, so she called nine to one one. The
park rangers went to go look for but they couldn't
find her. So they're now on snowmobiles. They're using helicopters,
but nighttime hit and had the resorts of just looking
(14:43):
on foot. Temperatures were between minus eight and minus twenty degrees,
and by the time the rangers found her six hours
later dead. The official cause of death was hypothermia. See
guys hiking, Yeah, well.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
Because of death was hiking.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Well, this wouldn't have happened if she had been ware
on her couch exactly.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
You know what, this is a helpful tip I heard.
If you're ever lost in the woods and you only
have a teeny tiny bit of cell phone battery left,
change your outgoing voicemail and say hey, it's me, I'm
lost here's where I think I am. Somebody come get me.
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
This next one is about this thirty seven year old
dude in Florida. His name is Justin Allen and he
tried to get revenge on his ex by smashing up
her car with a hammer. The cops, they were close by,
They saw what was going on, so they arrested him.
Here's a little bit of that car.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Get out of the car.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Oh fire, get out the car.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yell the ground right now. Now here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Not only was he caught, but it turns out it
wasn't even his ex's car to some random white.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Sug like bad yeah, dumb ass.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
And this is my favorite story of the week. It
is also from Florida with this guy. He was looking
for something to steal, you know how always steal today. Yeah,
and he found a van that belonged to a landscaping company.
It was just you know, parked down the street. So
the dude decided that the tools inside that van would
be a great target, so he started getting the work
on that. That's when the owner, the landscaper, came back
(16:15):
and locked this douchebag in the back of the van.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Oh nice, bad.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Guy freaks out, starts banging on the doors and kept
shouting that he.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Couldn't breathe sure vans are air tight.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
The cops were called, and when they showed up, the
dude broke out the menace excused generator and he guesses
what he went with?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yes, I have a guess. He wasn't stealing tools. He
saw a tool on the sidewalk and was putting it back.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Tools. Yeah, he slipped and fell in.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Yeah, he saw those tools and he thought they were
his and he was taking them back.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
He said that he was handing out business cards and
that a dog started chasing him.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
Safety that.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I like that.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
All right, Well, your friend has a great story about
someone's sealing tools. Remember, wasn't it tools off the back
of his truck and he hunted him down with a gun.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Oh well, yeah, So the guy I'm friends with, he
owns like a company does a bunch of like audio
visual stuff, like a TV hung in your.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
House or whatever.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
So he had the work truck outside and of course
his house because he sells his It's like he's got
cameras everywhere, right, and he was putting these cameras into
my house. He goes, dude, look how clear these things are.
And he showed me this video of this guy who
you know, the alert went off and got the notification
on his phone that there was somebody outside. So he
looked and he saw this guy going through his work
(17:36):
fan where all the equipment stuff was, and so he
runs out there, shirt off, shotgun and in the video
you see him push the barrel of the end of
the shotgun right up against the guy's cheek where he's
pushing all the fatness cheek up towards his eye. He
goes and the guy's he's like like a whimpering animal,
(18:00):
big badass, like trying to steal from people, gets out
of the runs to his truck and takes off as
a dude, he goes, Man, he goes, I'm so happy
I didn't have to pull the trigger.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Well, yeah, change his life, you know for sure. What
a beautiful dude. The video, the video.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Is amazing to see that.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Yeah, I keep forgetting. Yeah, the barrel that pushed right
up and he's pushing that fat right towards you.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
So good.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I want to see the video and I still want
to get one of those guns.
Speaker 8 (18:31):
Shot well, gun do you want to off or regular No,
just a regular.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Twelve gauge ten games.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I would just sit at home.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Just yeah, yeah, that's that's what Greg wants.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
That's what I want. Someone's walking up the driveway.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
You know, they say, they say a lot of times,
that's all. It takes that sound totally and people and
when they hear that, if they're up to no good,
they will.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Go the other way.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
They've heard that sound before.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah, a hummingbird crossed my threshold.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
It was coming right for me.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Here it comes to the mail marriage.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
This guy was charged and taken to fail jail sales.
All right, well those are your Friday fail stories, you guys. Right,
we're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
Friday wood. He showed next, Hang on what you show
back in a bit
What shows back, and that was last year's money. Yeah,
last year's money here, Yeah showed up.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's this year now.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yeah, now we're now we're bringing three hundred shirt. Yeah,
I'm gonna put the other one hundred in the fire.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, we should just burn them in front of me.
All right?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Eight seven seven eight seven seven forty four. Let's play
today's dumb ass contest, which is the.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
D u i Q.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Seve Bass explained the game, Please.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
I find someone who's nice and under the influence of
what we'll find out in a second, and I asked
them the easiest questions you could ever think of. So
the game is not what is the answer to the questions?
The game is is the inebriated person so out of
it that they cannot answer those questions? And if you
guess whether they answer correctly two times out of three,
you win the game.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
All right, let's go to uh is it?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Leanna?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Leanna?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Leanna show.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Are doing greatly and thank you for calling, and you're
gonna play the duy q. Now you're just guessing for
the drunk person. Just for funzies, we already gonna try
to guess with Sammy and Menace if they know the
answers to these questions. But before we get to the
questions account, we have a little clip here so we
can get a better idea of just how with it
or not with it?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
This person is? And who do we have here?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Sea bass is Matthew and is about to hear Sorry, guys,
fum with accents. Well, I hate funny accents. I love
funny accents. Oh, okay, you like Matthew who he is?
He's probably been drinking, but he's also doing a little huffing.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Alright, here's Matthew.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Matthew.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Are those poppers? Is it?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It is?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
What kind of poppers do you like?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Matthew?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
The rush one? The head rush? Yeah, the head rush?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
What does it feel like? It feels like like.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Good in the club, but kind of uh go to home,
you know what? Words, Yeah it is, but like have have.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Up have goods of.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Them, you know what?
Speaker 6 (02:04):
So you're snipping them right now?
Speaker 7 (02:07):
I am what accent is that he's falls central.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Some some central Europe something.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Trashcan just stand not only okay, guys, do uh poppers?
Some some straight dudes will do them just for the
head run. Yeah, yes you are Matthew. Yeah, all right,
so that is Matthew.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Leanna.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Are you ready for question number one?
Speaker 6 (02:36):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
D u i Q.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
What are any one of the gifts that the wise
men gave to Baby Jesus?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
No for Matthew, should yes for Menace? Uh? Yes for Sammy,
no for Menace?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
For fun?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Can I asked for two from the in studio?
Speaker 7 (02:56):
People change things?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Sure, wem that might change it to no for both
Sammy and Menace. I think Samuel will come up with mom.
Yes for Sammy, no for Menace, no for Matthew.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
That's my guess.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
I'm going to say yes for Sammy, no for Menace,
yes for Matthew.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yes for Matthew.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
I feel very positive, optimistic.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
All right, Greg, I think I'm going to agree with
you Woodie. Yes to Sammy, no to everybody else? All right,
Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Matthew gets the
question right?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
No, Leanna? What do you think I'm gonna go?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Know for Matthew? All right?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Question number one? D u i Q.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
What are any one of the gifts that the wise
men gave to Baby Jesus?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Menace?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yarn and gold, yarn and gold.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I mean I threw in fish as.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Sammy, I think she'll get.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
What and Frankinson's And what's one was the third one?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah? Ok?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, oh yarn and fish, yarn, fish and gold, I said,
yarn and gold first and pokemon cards. All right, So
again Leanna said that Matthew wouldn't get it. Let's see
if she gets her first point here in this round
of the d uy Q.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
What are any one of the gifts that the wise
men gave to baby Jesus?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Why get wine?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yeah? What type of wine?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
You know?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
The best wine? Yeah, it sounds like Greg.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
If it does, then I quit drinking effective immediately, Greg,
what have.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
You been drinking the night saying? Are you hammered?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
That was Greig would get that way maybe ten years ago.
But he's freaking self control out.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I'm so well behaved responsible.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
That's a good news.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Leanna.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
You got yourself the first point here and the two
points that you need to win on the d u
y Q and question number two, Frossy.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
The snow man's nose is made out of what?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Al Right?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I mean this is Sammy's home turf? Yes, yes for Sammy,
No for Matthew. No for Menace.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Yeah, I got burned by Matthew.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Stick with that.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Sammy's yes, Menace and Matthew absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
All right, Greg, I'm trying to think of the song
in my head.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Do I know it? Okay? Yes to Sammy, right, no
to Menace.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
No to Matthew, all right, menace and Sammy h no, no.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
All right, have snow man where he comes from?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Leanna, do you think that Matthew will get the question right?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Or no? No?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
No? All right?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Question number two, crossy, the snow Man's nose is made
out of what?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Menace?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I mean, Frosty is different? Right, It's coal, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Okay, it's two eyes made of coal. Button, I'm sorry, Yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Knows would be.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
That's what I meant to say that when he give
you the.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Two eyes man out of coal, nose made of was
where I was going with that.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
But you know, dumb brand But and two eyes would
you know?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
Have to know the song because everyone's like, oh, snowman carrot.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's what I thought that man was
gonna say, carrot. But all right, Well, Leanna says that
Matthew is not going to know this, and if that
is the way it goes down, she's gonna be the
winner of the d u y Q.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Frossy.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
The snowman's nose is made out of?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
What of snow? What are you gonna get.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
For Christmas this year? I'm gonna get a trip to
to San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I'm gonna work there. Yeah, well there you go. Congratulations Leanna,
you are the winner on the d u i Q.
Nice work, Leanna. Hang on, you're welcome. Hang on one
second and we will get all of your information. Have
yourself a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
She is. Guys, Matthew will be pleased.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
No shortage of poppers in San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Good the popper.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Are you excited about your trip?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Matthew?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
He is all right. Question number three d.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
U i Q.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
What is your blood type? Well, so I want to
how do you know it has to be?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
All he has to do is give me a blood
type of kind that is that is accurate?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Okay, Okay, I'm confident in saying no to Matthew. He
doesn't know anything. Ye bloodype, you won't even know blood.
You'll save red or thing? Uh?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Is there a name of a popper that he could
go on there.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Wait, so what are the names of popular poppers?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
All right?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Well here, do we think that Menace or Sammy? Yeah,
they'll both get yes, Okay, I think that's that. That
one's easy. Matthew will not, so we're saying no for Matthew.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Otherwise okay. Question number three, d uy Q, what is
your blood type?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
What is your blood type?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Menace?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Oh? Negative? I don't even know if that's mine though exactly?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Sammy be positive? Oh see, be positive.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I don't know mine either. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
Alway said the should put on your driver's license. I
don't know why.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
They don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
What's the what's the one that you can that anybody
can use? Universal?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Positive?
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
What is the universal?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I'm not sure? Helm Greg negative, don't okay?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Iron Fist is one of the highest rated poppers. Iron
Iron Fist.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Poppers like, are they actual pills?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
It's a huffing that dilates your sphincters wherever they may.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It comes in a little not a vile but.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
Because I went to that gay probably the guy had
the shirt on and it just looks like pill bottles liquid.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Let's see if Matthew can name a blood type, all right,
do u i Q?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Question number three, what is your blood type? Do you
donate blood?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
No, I don't because I smoke wid so I can
give smoke quid.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
That's the one he gets right, technically positive yea.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Also pig juice, common popper.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
That's well, that's how you played the d u i Q.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Everybody, thank you, thank you, Matthew.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Get through it, Stacaus.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
What I'm saying here it is the Woodie Show, Wie,
Greg Menace, Tina Grant, we got Sea Bass, We've.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Gotten Sam A. Morgan is here.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yeah, that is the That is the mission, as always
is to get through this little part of the day
and into the weekend. And I think the next thing
on the list is the fail story. I think, all right,
I remember last week. I think we did a pretty
bang up job.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Angelic Friday fail stories. Here we go. All right, ladies, gentlemen, boys.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
And girls, time for your Friday fan story. As well
thought they had the perfect plan, the plane that could
never go wrong, but then somewhere along the line it
went from being a great idea to one big, stinking
mega uber ultra.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, okay, I mean not our best.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
It's good, It's all right.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Mark, start with this one out of Canada, private investigator
caught someone committing insurance fraud. You guys, So an insurance
company hired him to look into a guy who had
claimed that he was too hurt to work and he
needed time off along with an insurance payoffs. Sure, so
the private investigator they followed the guy to a mountain
and clear his day, caught him on video snowboarding down
(12:26):
that mountain.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Miracle, perfectly fine, no injuries.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah he felt good just that one day.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
He felt good just on that one day?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was gonna call work later that day.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, say I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Oh man, what an idiot?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, hold on, here's a.
Speaker 8 (12:46):
Hey guys, I'm a private investigator working at insurance fall
Super Mountain and the guy he's claiming an injury and
he's here snowboarding and.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
There he goes what his injury.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
His employer will love that.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh my god, that would be a cool job to
be a fraud and.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Investigator professional snoop.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Follow somebody around and see him lifting heavy boxes. You're busted.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I have I have a friend who I used to
work with in radio. He's been a private investigator now
for a number of years. He got out of radio
years ago, probably fifteen years ago, and he's been doing this.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
He's got some pretty cool story. We talked to him.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
I have some questions.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, we can get him on the horn. I'm sure
he talked to us about it.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Yeah, I'd love sure.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I'm sure he's seen some really cool stuff.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
I think someone who's non confrontational, I'd love to confront strangers.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
The favorite one from all those stories that we've we
reported on before is that woman that claimed that she
could work, but then she was in the paper for
the Christmas tree throwing contests.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah random. So here, here's the thing.
People commenting on the video. They're siding with the fraud star.
What saying that insurance itself is fraud and that companies.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Will do anything that they can deny claim. You're mixing
up the guys.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
But that's not what this is about.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Exactly mean.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, and then you wonder why your insurance is super.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
High, Well, exactly true. It's kind of like how shoplifters
affect everybody's price.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Here's one from upstate New York where this woman she
went out for a hike. That was her first mistake.
Fiking dangerous and yuck.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Anyway, she lost track of where she was, she got
herself lost, and as she was figuring out how to
get herself back to where she needed to be, she
slipped and fell off the trail. Now she did have
her phone, so she called nine to one one. The
park rangers went to go look for but they couldn't
find her. So they're now on snowmobiles. They're using helicopters,
but nighttime hit and had the resorts of just looking
(14:43):
on foot. Temperatures were between minus eight and minus twenty degrees,
and by the time the rangers found her six hours
later dead. The official cause of death was hypothermia. See
guys hiking, Yeah, well.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
Because of death was hiking.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Well, this wouldn't have happened if she had been ware
on her couch exactly.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
You know what, this is a helpful tip I heard.
If you're ever lost in the woods and you only
have a teeny tiny bit of cell phone battery left,
change your outgoing voicemail and say hey, it's me, I'm
lost here's where I think I am. Somebody come get me.
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
This next one is about this thirty seven year old
dude in Florida. His name is Justin Allen and he
tried to get revenge on his ex by smashing up
her car with a hammer. The cops, they were close by,
They saw what was going on, so they arrested him.
Here's a little bit of that car.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Get out of the car.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Oh fire, get out the car.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yell the ground right now. Now here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Not only was he caught, but it turns out it
wasn't even his ex's car to some random white.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Sug like bad yeah, dumb ass.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
And this is my favorite story of the week. It
is also from Florida with this guy. He was looking
for something to steal, you know how always steal today. Yeah,
and he found a van that belonged to a landscaping company.
It was just you know, parked down the street. So
the dude decided that the tools inside that van would
be a great target, so he started getting the work
on that. That's when the owner, the landscaper, came back
(16:15):
and locked this douchebag in the back of the van.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Oh nice, bad.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Guy freaks out, starts banging on the doors and kept
shouting that he.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Couldn't breathe sure vans are air tight.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
The cops were called, and when they showed up, the
dude broke out the menace excused generator and he guesses
what he went with?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yes, I have a guess. He wasn't stealing tools. He
saw a tool on the sidewalk and was putting it back.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Tools. Yeah, he slipped and fell in.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Yeah, he saw those tools and he thought they were
his and he was taking them back.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
He said that he was handing out business cards and
that a dog started chasing him.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
Safety that.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I like that.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
All right, Well, your friend has a great story about
someone's sealing tools. Remember, wasn't it tools off the back
of his truck and he hunted him down with a gun.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Oh well, yeah, So the guy I'm friends with, he
owns like a company does a bunch of like audio
visual stuff, like a TV hung in your.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
House or whatever.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
So he had the work truck outside and of course
his house because he sells his It's like he's got
cameras everywhere, right, and he was putting these cameras into
my house. He goes, dude, look how clear these things are.
And he showed me this video of this guy who
you know, the alert went off and got the notification
on his phone that there was somebody outside. So he
looked and he saw this guy going through his work
(17:36):
fan where all the equipment stuff was, and so he
runs out there, shirt off, shotgun and in the video
you see him push the barrel of the end of
the shotgun right up against the guy's cheek where he's
pushing all the fatness cheek up towards his eye. He
goes and the guy's he's like like a whimpering animal,
(18:00):
big badass, like trying to steal from people, gets out
of the runs to his truck and takes off as
a dude, he goes, Man, he goes, I'm so happy
I didn't have to pull the trigger.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Well, yeah, change his life, you know for sure. What
a beautiful dude. The video, the video.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Is amazing to see that.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Yeah, I keep forgetting. Yeah, the barrel that pushed right
up and he's pushing that fat right towards you.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
So good.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I want to see the video and I still want
to get one of those guns.
Speaker 8 (18:31):
Shot well, gun do you want to off or regular No,
just a regular.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Twelve gauge ten games.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I would just sit at home.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Just yeah, yeah, that's that's what Greg wants.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
That's what I want. Someone's walking up the driveway.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
You know, they say, they say a lot of times,
that's all. It takes that sound totally and people and
when they hear that, if they're up to no good,
they will.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Go the other way.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
They've heard that sound before.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah, a hummingbird crossed my threshold.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
It was coming right for me.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Here it comes to the mail marriage.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
This guy was charged and taken to fail jail sales.
All right, well those are your Friday fail stories, you guys. Right,
we're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
Friday wood. He showed next, Hang on what you show
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