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Speaker 1 (00:02):
A dude to the graphic nature of this program.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advised.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I believe this is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class
is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today is Tuesday.
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It's July the first, twenty twenty five. We are the
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And man, did I watch something super frustrating. I watched
Gina try to claim some tickets because everything's digital now
and so you don't get physical tickets, you get the
digital tickets. How can we make this more coment? Like
it was like watching back in the day as a
forty eight year old guy, Like they would wheeld the
TV VCR thing into the classroom watch and you would
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watch the sixty plus year old teacher try to figure
out the DCR and like like just a deer in headlights.
I felt that way watching Gina.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
But here's the thing. Your game as a website has
to be tight, perfect, one hundred percent if I'm going
to deal with you, because I don't have the skills.
So I kept getting as Greg saw, like oops are bad?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Hang tight?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
While we fixed the glips.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Nothing's working in my thing, Like, you have to be
perfect for me to even have a chance at surviving this.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
What was it menace? Because Menace was over there as
like the tech support.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Yeah, I was just trying to figure out because I
can't see what's happening on her phone. She did have
the tickets on the website, so she did receive them.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
So the email she got the email saying your tickets
are here.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Yeah, and under her account the tickets were there, but
for some reason, on her app it was not popping
out and she was logged in on the same way
you saw it.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Now is it one of those I'm not sure which
one you were dealing with, but is it one of
those where you can accept the tickets then put them
into your wallet.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I did that, okay, So this is so it was
kind of a one two punch of stumbling toward figuring
this out because Mena said, hit the transfer button because
I was looking for an accept button. Everyone said accept,
except there's no accept button. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Just you got to tell me exactly what I'm looking for.
So so Mena said, do transfer, and then I did,
and then it said you can't use that email, and
I said, well, I guess transfer is no good. And
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I was like, but I have another email address.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Dare I?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Dare I try it?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And I did it and it worked. I've been my
own tech support here recently for websites and apps and things,
because I just do what they tell you to do. Anyway,
if it comes to an app, you uninstall it and
then reinstall it. I did think it's if it's anything else,
you power it down, wait thirty seconds, plug it back in.
That's all they tell you. Otherwise they go, well, we're
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gonna have to schedule a tech call, right we can
we VPN device may take over. Now did you hear
about this? You gotta wonder what's gonna happen when two companies,
companies who notoriously get kicked in the reviews by customers
get together. Because it's happening. Fanatics has entered into a
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two way deal with Ticketmaster oh what to create Fanatics
ticket Marketplace Okay, and so through the Fanatics app, fans
will be able to buy resale tickets alongside merchandise trading
cards and collectibles, and through the deal, Fanatics will be
able to list the tickets through Ticketmaster, and Ticketmaster will
show merchandise through Fanatics. So they're partnering up, so fans
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all of the country no doubt thrilled, and yet another
opportunity to get lousy customer service. Well at the same
time paying these crazy service charges for that same lousy
customer service. So I seem to be pretty pumped up about.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
That by any Fanatics products are, but I hear not
good things.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Well, remember that last year before the baseball season started.
Last year they did all those new uniforms and the
players hated them because theirs and the pants were so thin.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Shirt. Yeah, but that's jerseys for like teams and stuff.
I'm thinking, like the basic consumer, like, what did they sell?
What's the issue?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
They sell all kinds of stuff. I mean, just they sell.
It's an apparel company. Okay, pretty much. Now, what's funny.
The guy who's the I think the founder, but he's
the CEO. He was at some event and they had
him in one of those things where that you could
see how fast you pitch. Look up Fanatics CEO. His
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name is Mark Right, I don't know what his name is,
but it's so embarrassing. Okay, So you are the CEO
of a sports company.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
And he's doing this where he's going to throw a pitch.
He throws like a total girl. Oh it's it is
Michael Rubin. Yes, did you see the video there?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
He throws like a blind he does.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
He does it's not even a girl.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
Well it is a girl throw, but he like he
does the thing where his his elbow stays by his
body and then he kind of flips his wrist. Yeah,
it goes nowhere near the center and he's like by
the way ten feet away, forty.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Eight miles an hour on the first and then thirty
four and he's two pitches.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
One goes way far south and one goes way up
to the ceiling.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
So but with all that said, one thing the ceo, dude,
right getting with all that said, though, I heard like
his story is, you know he started this company like
at his house when he's like fifteen then and like
build it up to just like I just need this
billion dollar.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Maybe he just never had time, Dad, Yeah, Dad.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
To throw Obama if he has, he's too busy hustling,
too busy coding. And here's another thing I hear, he
like throws the party of the year, like every single celebrity.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Hopefully he throws about it, hopefully throws a better party
than it does a pick. No, he apparently does like
the New White Party. Guys that right, Yeah, okay, yeah yeah,
around the world, I don't think anyone wants to be.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
That jeez, except for Sammy and we get every party
is bad, but no, like, uh, people from like around
the world try to get into it in the in.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
The Hampton's or something, right, Yeah, I mean fact Fanatics
has dumb money. They have so much money because they
got deals with everybody. They's all a ton of stuff.
So yeah, it's just you know, I would you have
all that money figure out how to get that video
off the internet or just not flattering? Get a tutor
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It is Tuesday morning. But moddy, that's Greg Gory, there's menace. Hi,
Gina grand good morning morning. There is a sea bass. Yeah,
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we got Sammy Morgan's taking your calls eight seven seven
forty four Woody that's eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can also hit us up with a text over
to two two nine eight seven. Uh, we've had the question,
who are the people number one paying for porn these days?
And then number two it's paying for only fans. Yeah,
(08:41):
all these girls like fifty million dollars this week? Yeah,
catch me on side check bros. How like there's that
many life. I'm not saying they don't exist. I'm not
saying that people who would pay for that stuff don't exist.
But in those kind of numbers, Yeah, and it's not
there's it's not there's one of these girls who's making
that kind of money. Just infinite tons, they're not all
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making that money. Also fair, that's the top one percent
of the one percent who's making that crazy million dollars
a month kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, but we hear about him. They're definitely in the
zeitgeist and.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, I know crazy. Speaking of perves, Deshaun Watson and
his girlfriend are engaged. Oh. He posted about it on
Instagram with a caption that says miss Watson loading all right,
get it because they're gonna get married. Oh now you
gotta wonder when did she come around? While I looked
into it. Twenty nineteen is when they got together. So
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she's been with him through the two dozen sexual misconduct
allegations from the massage therapist. Stand by your man, stand
by that bag.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah, I would, Yeah, I would say, what would it?
What would he? Let's say, you know, God forbid your
marios strays right, right. But he's like, hey, I have
two hundred million dollars. Yeah, you know what I might
see massages? Could you look past that for that kind
of money? Yeah, I think, especially if it wasn't like relationships,
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it was just like, hey, oh it was Kobe. Remember
Kobe got his wife ring, giant ring that was that
wasn't just like cheating, that was like a rape allegation,
I think. But she's stuck around. Look at that rock exactly,
you know. I mean you can look past a lot
of stuff. Yeah, a ton of stuff. Everybody's everybody's got
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their price, Like people are really upset about stuff, not
even cheating, just in general, like, oh, I'm really injured.
This is gonna change my life forever unless I can
probably get over it. For seven million dollars for every
time you go to the massage parlor. I get An,
asked Martin.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
I mean there's tons of like millionaire guys that have
girlfriends that their wives know about, as long as they're
like not public about it.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I mean that's what people have always sad about Lebron James.
Mean what I always thought he.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Was kind of the exception to the rule because he's
so he's such a public figure. Yeah, but he's so
famous that how would that not.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Get leaked exactly. That's that's what there's That's what it's
all been rumored. So that would be the downfall of fame.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Yeah, everybody's can just go hook up with everybody.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, you know that would really suck. It would suck. Yeah,
I mean you could, but I'm sure that's what thank
you not being famous, right, I know I'm not rich
and famous. It would be.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
Terrible because you have a lot of money in our
famous doesn't mean you're not stupid. It look at Sean
Watson and his eighteen different what are probably having.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, so we said within two years she's gonna get
a divorce from him, just take all his money. Yeah,
maybe are abune? Yeah, I mean and then your life
is said, like, can you imagine that you're with somebody.
Then all that stuff comes out, especially how high profile
and all over the place that Deshaun Watson stuff has been.
Do you hang in there hoping that he marries you
just so you can take his money later for putting
you through all that stuff?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
It'd be something business arrangement.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
I think some women are like, you know this, the
old Tony soprano model is like, some women know that
my man is going to cheat on me right, and
that's part because he's rich and famous.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
That's what those type of guys do. As long as
he comes home to me right, and that's all that
takes care of me.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I didn't care about the gumas I knew I was
better than them. I sent this meme to my girlfriends
the other day. It's from People magazine. It says billionaire
Richard Lugner dead at ninety one, just two months after
tying the Nott with six wife.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Who's forty two.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
And then I have somebody at the top of God.
I've seen what you've done for others.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Oh Man eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, if you
want to call in, send us a text over to
two to nine eight seven. So who are these only fans? Subscribers.
We're gonna dig deep into that. Talk to some actual guys.
Speaker 8 (12:44):
Yeah, because when you were at what avns, myself and
Morgan talked to some only fans. We had Yeah, we
had signs I made out that said do you pay
for porn?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
And then Gina's got a couple of clips that's all
come up next to here on the Woody Show. I
see best you want to give us like a little
little sample? Yes, guy, And know what we're talking about.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
This is a guy named Jason, and you can tell
by his voice that he pays for porn. All right,
so we're gonna ask give you the basic stuff, costs
and all that sort of thing, all right, Jason, Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Like for a month like me, like one hundred and
fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
My god, And you weren't kidding, my good god, for porn. Yes,
you don't say it's a.
Speaker 9 (13:25):
Man.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
This is like his super Bowl too, yest day of
his life.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, oh like for a month like me, like one
hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, what sights do you prefer?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Dude? Many of his browsers porn Hub that's free though,
and then just ATNG my fancy and OnlyFans a little bit.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
What sort of genres or types or styles.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Do you like, Oh, Vanilla's game, bane and all that.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, more than one guy or more than one girl,
either one. I'm not picky, like super macho straight guys.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Like.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
I was talking to a girl who was there, and
she said that meeting the fans who do pay for
porn kind of made her feel bad about them because
it is such a stereotype, like, you know, they look
like what they sound like, you know.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
What they should do, especially the only fans chicks they
should like how like colleges or who are companies will
give away scholarships, right, Yeah, they have like a certain
number of free memberships and they offer up for these.
Speaker 8 (14:27):
Misfit toys some cupons or something because you're like, oh, man,
I don't like he needs this more than you know
I needs. So Actually I was talking to Jason while
he was in line for a girl to get her
like a photo and an autograph of her, which is
actually legitimately why you want to go to the A
V and Expo. It's fun to do meet porn stars
and stuff. And I didn't realize that this was actually
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a super famous porn star that we were or he
was about to meet.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
All right, why pay for porn when there's so much
free porn?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
It's just sliporning to creators. Definitely that and then like
you know, if you keep siporian and yeah, they know
who you are.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
That's why the expo is so great because you get
to meet him in person.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
And yeah, that is correct. She was actually on the
StairMaster with me earlier in the gym. Oh, Lily's great,
She's yeah, yes that is I was literally hanging out
with her for like a half an hour in the gym.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I didn't even realize it. Congratulations, So you're here to
see Lily.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yes, that's correct.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Now, if you're in England, you could be part of
her gang bang.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Right uh maybe, Hey, you got working for your travel.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Then wouldn't that be something? Yeah, oh my god, god,
Gina's wonder the other day. You know it's true because
you don't really see it all that much. People don't
really ask for autographs much anymore.
Speaker 11 (15:38):
Yeah, it's like your autographs, photo photos, and that's what
and that's what these girls do at the a v
NS because if you just just take a photo with me,
that seems you're not really getting anything for your thirty
five dollars.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
So they have you know, the pre printed headshot style
eight and a half by eleven's ready to go, and
you walk up in line in this case to meet
this lily full of girl who I think she was
the first one. She did the one hundred guys and
whatever it was and at something and then the Bonnie
Blue did like a thousand.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Guys and what an accomplishment. Yeah, but yeah, then you
signed that your little records were meant to be broken. Yeah,
they're like athletes essentially. Yeah, that's that's the whole thing
of these meet and greets. Yeah, so, uh, autographs kind
of a thing of past paying for porn other than
the handful of people who are like only fans or
what the other thing I'm wondering, how are strip clubs
doing these days?
Speaker 12 (16:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Good questions. You can tell you ship clubs. I mean,
you can just be on the computer see anything that
you want. You're not paying the cover.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Well, I'll tell you this though, like going to the
strip clubs in the past couple of years with my friends,
they have gone way more aggressive on just like getting
your money. This second you walk in the door.
Speaker 8 (16:46):
Is exactly whenmber I was telling the story last about
a year ago where my friends and I were in
a in a strip club downtown Philly, and it was
you walk in the door and they are all over you.
If you're not paying for or buying or tipping the
girl on stage or buying a dance in the back,
they're telling you to get out. Essentially, yeah, they used
to be really nice and then they want to be
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your friend exactly. It was just like your money, and
when you do get in the back, they're offering full
services off the bat. I guess this was a pretty
dirty strip club to go back to the podcast, but
I think and on top of that man's yes, the
quality of the ladies in the clubs has gone oh.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Way down, way down. Wait out for sure. So we're
gonna hear about this person that Gina found who's paying
for only fans, and then some more from the a
v NS. This is like, all right, only fans, who
is paying for this? Who are your losers? But like
(17:45):
the people who have subscriptions that go on month after
we talked about signing up for something and then forgetting
about it and then as costs, you like, what's the
subscription that you just forgot.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
This ain't that.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I mean it could be right now, I have two
for Peacock and I don't know.
Speaker 12 (18:02):
Cancel.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
It could be something like that, like maybe you heard
about somebody who's on there and you're like, oh, I'll
check that out, and then you check it out and
then you forget.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah, you move on.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
You got you got the one peak and that's that.
Oh yeah, that's what Jim's hope for it. Yeah, he
was getting paid mailbox money. Sure we had to do anything.
Uh well, anyway, a couple of different things here. We're
gonna start with Gina and then Sea Bass has some clips.
He and Morgan were at the Adult Video News Awards
the Oscars of Porn a couple of months back, and
(18:37):
they were talking to a bunch of different people and
you had what is signed that you said you were
holding up.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
We talked on the store of the floor of people
actually paying for porn, and these guys are out.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
There and and if they're gonna be paying, that's where
they're gonna be, right, They're at.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
The av N.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Oh yeah, if they're willing to pay for all their
travel to to that's right hotel.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
And then Gina. Who is this guy?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Okay, so first of all, there's this chick named Abigail Lutz.
She's an OnlyFans girl. She has like one hundred thousand
followers on Instagram whatever, and she had her biggest onlyfan
contributor on her like podcast interview show, and she met
him and asked him some questions. And this guy looks
exactly like you think he would. I'm just going to
show you a picture of him, this big tone.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah, I saw that clue.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
That's Big Tony.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
He claims that he has a yeah, pro has to be.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
He claims he has a wife, and part.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Of his kink is paying for only fans, like behind
her back.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
But one of the clips makes me think.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
That this whole wife thing is suspicious.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Okay, so first let's have Big.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Tony tell us what he spends on OnlyFans. While she's introduced,
don't you.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Just produce yourself?
Speaker 12 (19:41):
Well, I'm a Big Tony, I am your number one, oh.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
With subscriber, And how much have you spent?
Speaker 12 (19:47):
Thousand dollars?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Oh, it's nice to finally meet you.
Speaker 12 (19:51):
Hands finally got to touch him.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, o god, Well that hand should be doing something
for thirty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, he kind of looks like the comic book guy
from the Simpsons. Yeah, you know, kind of that big giant,
sort of dishevel.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
And I like, is that a graphic or did you
guys that's a graphic.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
That's where I paused it to take the picture.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Okay, I say, did he have a shirt made up?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
So next, Big Tony gives a very uncreative answer about
his favorite part of Abigail's body.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
What's your favorite thing about me? Let me thank Come on,
you have to choose thinks the problem? Can you stop
gooning and not be a creep? Okay, what do you
think you're doing here?
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Bab And what is I've never heard gooning before?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Stopped gooning?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (20:38):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (20:38):
I've never heard that. It's kind of like ed believe
on my radar gooning.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Is that kind of like glawking?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Maybe that makes sense? And finally, this is where I
call the whole wife thing into a question, because remember
how I said he's married. Well, this gets a little
little dicey when Abigail asks him about.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
His intense obsession or infatuation with something off into the
point of losing perspective or common sense, stocking standing within
online community.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
There we go going. So this is what he says
when Abigail asked him about his sexual history.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
It's your body count.
Speaker 12 (21:12):
I'm very sorry. I can't say I'm parent.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Come on, you came all this way. Just tell me
you can't mis me.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Okay, I won't.
Speaker 12 (21:21):
I'm a virgin. Why no girl's ever given me a chance.
That's why I spent so much in her. I hope
one day, but let me hit it.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I believe it.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
He says he's a virgin, has never been given a
but he has a wife. That's why I'm like, I
don't buy this wife thing at all.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I believe it is a virgin before I believe he's
got a wife. Miguel, what what's l u t z?
Speaker 4 (21:40):
And she's just like a cute, perky blonde and she
does some stuff with her mom.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Like the glasses and she's you know, it's fine. What
does she do with her mom?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Well, she interviews her in like other pictures.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Now it's not interested. Yeah, okay, Well she's one of
the big earners.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Yeah, and she doesn't need you because she has big tony.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Well yeah, but also like looks like the kind of
chick that like you put it in there once and
your your p is burning, like she looks you say
that you know you could tell if somebody's got an
STD just by looking at them. Yeah, yeah, Sea Bass,
I mean what do you think, Abigail lots? She looks
dirty here?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I think.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I mean, here's the picture I'm looking at, So she is?
Is that chlamydia?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Like?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
What do you think? It's not AIDS? But like what
like if you if you just had to look at
her picture and go, what STD does this person have?
What would you what would you guess? Greg? Oh? And
not very different? Yeah? Is it something that you can
clear up with a pill? Or herpes? I think herpes?
That's easy, like genital wartz.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
I mean you're definitely getting Yeah, Flara, who is?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
What would you guess here based on the picture? And not?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
And not?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Because you don't want to get her pregnant?
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
You don't want You don't want to do that either, right?
You know she's paying your no, although you might be
able to get spousal support because she's apparently bringing in
some pretty good money.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Yeah, thanks, Big Tone.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Twenty thousand subscribers based on and then however much what's
the overhead?
Speaker 13 (23:10):
Not really any Yeah, what a camera? You're a big Tony.
You don't go on there and talk about it. You
stay hidden behind the scenes, right, I mean, if.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
He's putting it all out there, a chance to meet
his girl, but he.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Does a hook up or gets something out of it,
he has a dropper more.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Now we know Big Tony he pays for only fans.
But who are so of these other people that Sea
Bass and Morgan ran into in Vegas the A Viennawards.
We're going to talk to them next.
Speaker 14 (23:34):
Oh yeah, that's the.
Speaker 12 (23:35):
Spot right there.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
The show's right, all right, So we already heard that
one dude who has paid thirty five thousand dollars in
total so far, and that's just for that one chick.
I think so literally, Miguel's to why or how he
was doing it? I mean he said he he's a virgin, Yeah,
(24:01):
and he's one thousand pounds. I mean, what other Why
choose her? Why get her money off?
Speaker 12 (24:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
And so forth. Yeah, Well, you see, you're you're a
much better interviewer of freaks than Abigail than yeah, than
Abigail Morgan is too, is she met a guy at
the Adult Video News Awards. His name is Don and
he is a big payer of porn. All right, here's Don.
Speaker 15 (24:21):
Do you subscribe to anyone on OnlyFans?
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (24:24):
Yeah, yeah, well you're breaking fox that I'm just talking to.
I've been on hers for a long time. I think
her annual is like eighty five dollars.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
It's not real bad.
Speaker 16 (24:32):
But also when I look at them, I look at
how many pictures should they have up? Yeah? To me,
that's more important than anything, because a lot of them
don't put into It's like, why am I subscribing? I
know that they like to do this sex thing, but
it's hard to type with one hand for the other one. Yeah,
it doesn't work and the keyboard gets sticky.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
You know what.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
Yeah, but you hear that a lot where you the
only fan subscription is not all they pay for. They
pay for the sex thing. The chat messages the more
like the girlfriend experience that.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I just looked he's wasting his money. He was older.
She does kind of oldish, but he is older too,
is you could probably tell from his voice. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (25:14):
But it's sad though, because they think they're chatting with
the girl. Most of these girls have hired people to
chat for sure.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It's not even them are the fantasy. Let's talk more
about the tips he pays for this chatting. All right
here again, here's Don But most of them we have
an agreement. I will tip them, but then we just chat, okay, just.
Speaker 16 (25:31):
Kind of like we're doing now, or like with Reagan
that I can ask about what she's doing and what's
going on, that kind of stuff.
Speaker 15 (25:37):
And I much prefer that, Yeah, because then you're getting
to know the real person.
Speaker 16 (25:41):
Yes, ma'am, and then getting to meet them here makes
it even better.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah's touch arm?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Is?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I telling him that She's like, I know what it
feels like to touch you, Morgan. It was very nice.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
By the way, Uh, this chick kind of looks like
a mon baby. She's kind of a fitness Yeah. Her,
it's a man. Look at one of the and bra Yeah,
if you if you tear, I would say, like nipples
up that is a dude like those in her arms
and then her her big yeah, her big muscler back. Yeah.
I mean she's got a body that I would like.
(26:15):
I wouldn't know what a woman's like forearm feels like
unless I actually went and touched it and also like
shed thost in here on her Instagram profile. Lost my
original ig account at four hundred and seventy thousand followers, like,
who cares?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
They always do that.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, they raise you on Instagram. Thank you. I know
what it feels like to touch you. I know what
it feels like to touch.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Another.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Thing they paid for on OnlyFans is custom work, you know,
custom pictures, videos, et centro and to don about that.
Speaker 16 (26:42):
I think the most up paid in one month is
like maybe fifteen hundred dollars. And I do a lot
of customers, okay that they shoot customers. I like the
soft and the sensual. I don't like this hard banging.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I don't like this. It just.
Speaker 16 (26:58):
Ain't. It's like, just had a experience with in this copy. Okay,
so no, it's like, oh that hurt. Well, I retained
the gas and it wouldn't. So the sergeant put me
back in the room to do it. But he didn't
put me back to sleep. He didn't put any lubri
kit on this too, so he's sliding this too and
(27:21):
it started to burn. It's like they still feel good.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Do we need his life story?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
All of his past traumas. She asked the follow up. Yeah,
so this is Morgan and Sea Bass. They're at the
Adult Video News Awards. Its back a few months ago.
But they're talking to these dudes about them paying for
only fans. We're wondering, who are the people who are
doing it? How does they make our money? Some for
it's exactly who you think it would be. This guy, though,
is younger.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
His name is rich Kid Nick, and he is Malaba's
most wanted as you're about to hear. Okay, I guess
he's a rapper of some sort, but.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
He used to at least pay for porn. Okay, here
he is so rich Kid Nick, rich Kid Nick?
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Nice to make you got?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
What were the sights you went to?
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Vasar's Stepsis loves Me? This loves Me I think that's
the name of it.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
And then black and what are the show on black?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
It's like big black bitches.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
And only fans.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
Got he paid for like the brass, the the oh
these the studios he bought, like the Max subscription.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
It's a white kid, of course, Miami. Not to bring
this up to you, did they say that hard Rock
Nick died Hard.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Rock Nick of Yeah, he was on this show. He
was on your mom's house. I believe he committed suicide
in Florida.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
Oh really really a couple of months ago. A right,
that's the guy like the throwback that he like.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Uh no, no, no, that's big time Tommy, big time.
What's happening?
Speaker 8 (28:52):
He like there was a billionaire. He had this weird
like painted on eyebrows and teeth.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Went to me a while back, and he's gone apparently
back to rich kid Nick though, who paid for porn?
How much is it costing him? All right? When you
were paying how much were you paying?
Speaker 17 (29:05):
Probably like only like four hundred a month? Yeah, only fans.
I was like tipping only fans girls.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Okay, yeah, what are some of the best girls you liked?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
All right? Having Marina Riley Raid? Damn, I'll be forgetting.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Why did you want to give them money?
Speaker 5 (29:23):
I just like giving people money. Actually, I like blessing
people a lot.
Speaker 17 (29:26):
I like howping people that don't have this was like philanthropy, philanthropres.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well we're good done out of that.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
He likes helping people that don't have stuff.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Okay, I want to be blessed by rich Yeah, same blessing.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Well there's a way, Gina, that happened.
Speaker 8 (29:42):
Actually, Gina, not to you, unfortunately, but he had a
real girlfriend with him when I was talking to him,
who now is being blessed by rich kid Nick. Now
that's why he's not paying for porn anymore.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Blessing people lucky, he'd be blessing. How did you meet
your current girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Honestly?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Say? Is that right?
Speaker 17 (30:00):
I wanted her for like two years, but she was
in a relationship, so I just kept deebitor like over
and over again, and then they finally broke up. And
then I contacted my friend and I was like, yo,
you need to like tell her to company. And then
I took her outside so like the club and stuff,
and then she like texted me and she's like, you
know what, I like you. And then I took her
to the Virgin Islands to the Ritz Carlton. Then I
took her we went to Mexico, Honduras. She paid for
the cruise, but I paid for everything on the cruise.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
And then let me clear, he did not pay for this.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
Wow, Chris kid Nick not very uh giving apparently, So yeah,
she bought the cruise.
Speaker 8 (30:32):
But he took her to you know, the Ritz, Carlton
or whatever. And apparently the secret is this is is
like even if a girl has a boyfriend, you just
keep dving her for like two years straight.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, eventually she wanted to wear her down. Yeah, because
you want to be blessing people the way rich kid
Nick tried to give me one hundred dollars. He tried
to make you happy. I don't know what, because he
gave me his like wrap handle and I can't find
him anywhere. That's what makes it cool. But super undergrad.
How do people men, as you might know this, how
do guys like that?
Speaker 8 (31:02):
You see these guys who are like rappers, They have
one video and suddenly they have stacks of bills, Like
are they just drug dealers?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Is it from their parents? Well, obviously you can also
buy it on Amazon like fake. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
Yeah, we use it for like promo for like radio
giveaways and stuff for the videos.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah, the companies give us real money to make it rain.
Throw it in the air. Morgan should have been talking
to if you want if you want girlfriends, guys, all
you gotta do is buy women like expensive vacations and
you can go in there and have sex with them. Now,
Morgan were any of these guys attractive that I spoke to,
absolutely not, Like, what do you think about the rich
(31:40):
kid Nick?
Speaker 15 (31:41):
He sounds annoying. So I respect women that can hang
around an annoying guy just for the you know.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
The bag. Yeah, but like some of these guys, the
rapper guys are always broke. I don't know how they
do it.
Speaker 15 (31:53):
Yeah, I used to be into brokeman.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I get it. These only fangirls. They're making it happen,
you know. Yeah, the dream eight seven seven forty four,
Woody set us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. The Woody Show will be right back. The
Woody Show is back, and we're into another new Allans
(32:16):
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What is up? We got Sea mass? Sammy's here. Phones
are open. Eight seven seven forty four. Woody is the number.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Dude, I'm like, damn near crippled. What happened?
(32:37):
I think I figured out what I did? All right?
This is so dumb. So I've had this like crazy pain.
I feel like I pulled something like uh, my right shoulder, okay,
kind of by my shoulder blade lifting. Oh dude, please Joe, yeah,
Joe and the jerk no er no. So anyway, and
I was like, man, what the hell did I do?
Because I couldn't figure.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
Now.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I carried in literally every bag of groceries that I
had from the grocery store. Because I'm a man, you know,
all it was and it is. I kind of see
it as a challenge. Do you ever do that? Of course,
it's like how I think every guy trips to the car.
I think every guy has done where you know, they
see how far back they can stand from the toilet
still get into the You've done maybe not like as
you know, a forty year old man, but you know,
maybe you've done that in your history. Of course, everybody's
(33:21):
done that. And then the other thing is like like
I try to get all so when my wife says
is there anything left out there? I go, nope, I
got it all. And I look like such a man.
Yeah you know, and yeah, so anyway, I thought maybe
it was that, but nope, it's not that. And now
the pain has radiated to like the middle of my
spine and it hurts so bad. It's going up my
(33:43):
right side of my neck, giving me a headache. I've
done that before. Yeah, So I figured out what it
was in the middle of the night last night, because
the motion is if I bring my arm across the
front of my body, that's that's what triggers that pain.
So it was not the grocery No. I think I
pulled a muscle turning over in bed one. Oh wow,
(34:04):
I'm embarrassing. That's like when I threw out my back sneezing. Yeah. Yeah,
because like what it happened is, uh, you know, the
the covers and stuff were kind of tucked under the
one side, so when I when I went to roll over,
they were uh stuck. So I want to go grab
them and pull them out from underneath my big fat body.
And I think in doing that, because that's the motion,
(34:25):
like I did it the other night, I did it
last night and go to pull the and it's like, man,
that's exactly where I felt. Idiot, Wow, that's how you're
hurting yourself now. You don't do what I do. I
kind of like when I flip over, I kind of
go airborne, yes, and yeah, I go up and I
kind of bounce. But has that not wake Nacho up?
Oh no, she calls it like the whale, like you know,
(34:47):
like a breaching Yeah.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
It's like I bounce on the mattress, go airborne, Yeah,
flip over and then land on my side.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Oh good, Yeah, like super fast. It's like a flip. Yeah.
But I'm just loading up on on Adville. Wow. Hopefully over.
Hopefully I won't need surgery. Greg. You now, that's why
you gotta have a way to blanket so you could
red some yeah, nerve damage. Whatever happened you? Yeah, because uh,
Sea Bass had had hit me up earlier this morning,
saying he ended up with the urgent care. Well yeah,
(35:18):
that's uh that was a surprise. Yeah, what was that
all about? More specifically emergency room at like two thirty
in the morning.
Speaker 8 (35:25):
So I wake up and uh, after like an hour
and a half, two hours of sleep, which never happens.
I'm usually good for at least four or five, and
I look what time is it. I look at my
fit bit, I'm like, oh, your heart rate's like ninety
which is not resting.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Okay, Like wow, I can't I guess, So I'm like,
I'll just close my eyes, go back to bed. Can't, Mike,
can I can't really breathe. Well, were you having a
weird dream? I don't think so, I can't really breathe. Well,
look down like you were running from a pack of
hot chicks or something you dream and clamoring to get
on top of you. Right, Yeah, one at a time. Yeah,
heart rates one twenty. I'm laid down in bed. Oh wow,
(36:01):
and I'll wake at this point heart rate's one yea, Like, oh,
this is bad news. This is why I don't use
the Apple watch anymore, because that's what I was so like,
I took in a steroid for like a sinus infection
at some point, right, and it gave me these heart palpitations, right,
which I didn't equate to the steroid at the time.
I'm like, oh my god, what the hell's going on?
(36:21):
And so I look at my stupid Apple Watch and
it would show your heart rate, and by seeing it
and going wow, that doesn't seem resting or that doesn't
seem what it should be right now. What happens now
you're amping yourself up. And so that's what I don't
have that problem, not I don't. I didn't do panic attacks,
none of that stuff. I never had that issue.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
And so I go.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I call it white coat heart rate or something like that. Yeah,
go to the doctor. I've never had that. I've never
had that problem. I've never had that issue.
Speaker 8 (36:47):
I'm a calm person, never had I don't care about needles,
none of that stuff.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
So like, and that won't go back down. It's like
a hundred. And I'm just laying there like, well, my
heart rate shouldn't be a hundred laying in bed. That's you.
That could be one of those things, which should it be.
I have no idea resting like six sixty years below
when when resting. Yeah, it's like, because.
Speaker 8 (37:08):
It's on my little rat thing. Oh you're resting heart
rate is sixty two mm hm. So I'm like, okay, well,
crap us. I drive to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
They get there, it's still around one hundred beats per minuted.
Park the cyber truck where they just impressed it to
keep you outside talk right like I can't talk right now.
I maybe having a heart attack. I'm sure they ed
you right away, but we want to look at the truck. Well,
luckily there was nobody there because it's middle of the night.
It's not you know, Halloween or anything.
Speaker 8 (37:31):
And they got me right in ekj ekg. Fine blood work,
fine heart rate didn't go down for like an hour
or two though, so they think it's because again, no hype,
my old card. No, it does none of that stuff.
All that stuff is a okay, perfectly in good health.
They think she's like, well, do you snore? I'm like, yeah, probably,
but I had a sleep test last year because I
(37:52):
was like, maybe I got sleep apnea and I get
a sweet seapet that.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Was negatives or anything. No id normal. Oh, she asked
me about cocaine.
Speaker 7 (38:05):
In the morning.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Has anything to do with the fact that he was
talking about how doesn't eat sweets and stuff when he's
not here, but he loads up on a candy and
cakes and the doughnuts and stuff that around. Yesterday I
had one Mickey ear macaron. Disney dropped off some peanut
butter chocolate Mickey macaron is so good.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
And one dinner I had a whole rochest ree chicken,
which is not unusual, and the like a bottle of
red wine not unusual. Nice, yeah, not no normal bedtime
blah blah blah. So she's like, well, we gotta go
see a cardiologist, et cetera, et cetera. So I don't know,
think I'll probably have to lay off the booze and
go see this cardiologist.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
He'll tell me everything's fine. I'm sure. Yeah, just keep
an eye on it. Don't be surprised me. What's a
panic attack, Because even if you don't like consciously there's
a panic guy, I'm not. I'm not a conscious panic
guy either. I'm not like, I feel like I can
handle and I do handle pretty well. I can do
a lot of things at once. I don't feel overwhelmed,
you know. And then they did the same thing as
(39:00):
I'm like, well, there's got to be something wrong, because
it doesn't make any sense. At the time, things were
great and nothing was going on, no stress, I was,
I was perfectly fine. And then they're like, yeah, it
could be this subconscious anxiety that you got going on.
You're not even aware of it, and it'll it'll manifest
that in those kind of ways. I'm like, I'm not,
I have nothing to be nervous about it. Life is
(39:21):
a okay.
Speaker 8 (39:22):
Look at all the slat I'm saying I got to
retire this year, I'm clearly Yeah, but I think it's
I I think I bet you I could use a
seatpap is what it could be. Because that's how these
That's how when you when you do have uh sleep
app that's how you die because you can't breathe, white
(39:44):
eyed that way, and then your heart starts going. And
if you have a bad heart, you know, can it
can knock you over the edge.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Because everybody talks about how awesome the sleep is. It's
it's like one step below like propo false. But you
had the machine when you don't care, the machine is
killed when it killed.
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Yeah, I love that you showed up to work with
the hospital. Baby, I didn't take you know, that's an opportunity.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Did not take a photo.
Speaker 6 (40:07):
That's what I would do, and I just want to
do there's.
Speaker 8 (40:11):
The I V for uh because they took my blood
to test from Yeah, markers, can I do the vague
post where I take a picture and say pray.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
For and we don't even say from the e R.
You take the photo and you say current view. Yeah,
this wasn't on my bingo card for today. I got it.
I gotta do a better photo so we can't see that. Yeah,
you can't see that I'm in the problem. We need
a bet or something. I don't put it. There's generic
carpet out in the hallway. Yeah no, no, we're gonna
(40:39):
posts of work and all kinds of question. Is I
tell you just jerk off and call oh, smoke weed
and you're fine?
Speaker 8 (40:46):
They said yeah. They said no, no caffeine, no alcohol,
no exercise. Yeah right, let's see about that.
Speaker 6 (40:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
I told the girls like, well, could I do like,
you know, like maybe like a boot camp or some
kickboxing or something for a while. Just go the box.
I'm supposed to do iron Man this week. Perhaps I
could carry you to your car. Yeah, well that's what
she's like. Well, just look, you time done today, I
can do curls and now okay. People are texting it's
the vaccine. No again, that all the all the time.
(41:15):
Well he did get all of that.
Speaker 8 (41:18):
There's the thing too, is all that all the blood
tests they did were for all those heart things, all
that my card of stuff, and that was all negative.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
So it's nothing there. It's the ekg's were fine. I'm
glad you're fine. Don't let everything turned out to be Okay,
the UKG is all good. Here you stand. That's good.
It's never comforting, right, I never again. If you wake
up you're like, oh, I have my heart rates twice
what it should be. People taking issuees like saying, dude,
still with the fitbit, Like what year is it? Yeah?
(41:45):
I love it.
Speaker 8 (41:46):
I've tried the I tried the Samson Watch, but I
don't like having to charge things every day or two fit.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Bits go for a week easy. Yeah, that's true. That's
why I like the Aura ring ye for sleep monitoring,
because like every two three days, you charge that thing.
It takes twenty minutes to charge and you're good for
two or three days, whereas the Apple Watch was every day.
If you're trying to do sleep monitoring, So at what
point of your day do not have the convenience of
what you have the watch for?
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Exactly.
Speaker 8 (42:10):
I'm always with the Samsung Watch. I was taking it on,
putting it off, take it. This thing you could go
five days a week and it's fine.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
All right, Well, glad you're here because we have a
round of cart narks that we were planning on. Yeah,
round the Moodie Show cart narks.
Speaker 6 (42:24):
Yes, I know, I'm near my house.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
All right, Well, we have some card ark in the doom.
Hell yeah, I just saw a video. You probably saw
the people send you all those shopping cart videos all
the time. You see the woman getting taken out by
the rogue shopping cars. So this was a target parking lot.
You can tell about the big red carts. There was
no heditation. I knew exactly what. And his old grandpa
is just watched his load her trunk. She doesn't have
(42:53):
a cart with her, but out of the off screen
nowhere here comes full speed a shopping cart and she
doesn't see it, cutting hits her square in the back.
Speaker 8 (43:03):
She goes down instantly, and then the cart like I
guess it's blowing in the wing because as plastic as
their lighter carts.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
It falls over on top of her. Yeah, it's like
running over.
Speaker 13 (43:13):
He continually got attacked by this card. I mean, that's
an example of why you don't just leave it, sig.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
What do you care?
Speaker 12 (43:20):
What run?
Speaker 2 (43:24):
That's where agents of aastion comes in. The agents of
cart knarks try to get people do the right thing
and return their cards. And we have a brand new
round of cart narks ready to go for you. On
the explosive scale, what would you give it? It's pretty
high I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (43:36):
I'm still peeling off the leads from my e kg
am like they didn't take they took the wires off.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Card Ards. What you're gonna do, What you're gonna do
when they on you? Carnarks, card Arks, What you're gonna do,
What you're gonna do, and they on you? Narks is
filmed alongside the Man and Women of card Narks.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
List of discretion is advice from experience. You gotta make
sure you get the ones that are kind of like
around the corner on your ribs, the middle of my chest,
down the.
Speaker 6 (44:07):
Yeah take those off on Instagram after the Woody Show
and they said somebody finally got you.
Speaker 8 (44:12):
Oh yeah, Well, actually, today is a banner day in
cart arcs because with the debut of a new agent
of the Cardinals. If you're a fan of the nineteen
eighty six film Cobra starring Sylvester Stallone, you're.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Gonna love Agent cart Bretty.
Speaker 8 (44:31):
Because most of the the Cartnarks agents are known for
being polite, kind, almost to a fault. Well, cart Bretty
he's a little more tough, he's a little more scary.
He doesn't he plays by his own rules. He might
have a thick accent from somewhere. So he approaches this
lady and she's done the classic thing again where people
will leave out two or three carts and like I say,
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around the hand disabled spot, handicap spot, and people will say.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Oh, well, look at all those carts over there. I'll
take mine the throat over there too.
Speaker 6 (44:59):
So she's on that.
Speaker 8 (45:00):
She's added like a fourth car to the little cluster.
And and by the way, those those blue stripes around
the handicapped spots are there for a reason. They don't
want your car there or your cart's there. But she
doesn't care about that. And Agent cart Breddy talks to
her about that, man, you lift your card out blocking
the handicap period. Why do they put the blue lines there? Man,
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which one of the cars is you put there? You
put one of them there.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
I saw you. Oh so if everybody decided to poop
on the grip, you can do it right.
Speaker 8 (45:32):
Yeah, friend, she's like, because because Agent car Brett he
points at the car. She's like, I didn't put that
one there.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
This one.
Speaker 8 (45:41):
They love to argue over the tiniest And by the way,
you're inconsequential things that have nothing.
Speaker 7 (45:46):
To do with it.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Is mister car baretty. Is he any way, shape or
form related to mister Bongo song?
Speaker 9 (45:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (46:00):
Ready is much like Cobra did in the movie. He
patrols the scummy streets of Los Angeles filth. Okay, so
now she's she's yelling and screaming. She drives a little
way down on the to the parking lot. But she
hasn't let the parking lot yet. And so what are
our agents love to do? They love to fake that
they put a magnet on the persona that so this
this agent car buddy walks up behind her car, pretends
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that he's putting a magnet that says, I don't return
my shopping really like a jerk. And does she get
out and try to find the magget?
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yeah she does. I didn't.
Speaker 9 (46:30):
I faked you out. I won't this time. I'll do
it for real this day. But you understand when you
block handicapped.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
People's I didn't block.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
No, don't touch my man.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
When you block that man you having a conversation while you're.
Speaker 5 (46:44):
Yelling at care.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Clearly are you prating me? They're not harassing you. Name
is Agent cub Broody with the cup. Why are you
being so angry you think, guys, I'm just gonna tell
you my name real quick, Paul. Do you think she
wants me to touch her mother f and car?
Speaker 1 (47:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah, what model McLaren?
Speaker 9 (47:07):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (47:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (47:07):
It was like.
Speaker 8 (47:09):
And I think she said something like when eye but
it beats on and punch you, you're not gonna like
it or something like that.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Oh wow, that's very intimidating. That's a crewmin three, I believe.
Speaker 8 (47:21):
So at this point she's now she's kind of out
toward the driving area, back to the main road, and unfortunately,
because she's out of her car and yelling and screaming
and then threatening and committing crimes and things of that nature,
there are folks behind her and they do join in
on the conversation.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Ma'am, you couldn't hit me that. I'm very I'm a
highly trained agent. I'll block. You're a tick.
Speaker 7 (47:42):
Ma'am.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Do you understand that the area is around the honeycaps botch?
Why are you going at me?
Speaker 5 (47:49):
I know it, did I know.
Speaker 9 (47:52):
I'm gonna let you get out of the waycause you're
blocking draftic, you're blocking traffic, so I'm gonna let you go.
You know, I agree, sir, I agree, I agree with you.
Now that she's called a potage stir, I'll later get
out of the way.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
She's a jerk, though she got she pulled up you
don't know me a couple of times there. Yeah, yeah,
you know, I am two hundred. Also, like very unlike
the cartnarks to go name calling. Usually they're being called names, right,
but see that's you might say, like, I'm not calling
you a bit, you're acting like a bitch. They may say, like,
I don't return to my shopping car cart like a jerk, Right,
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you're temporarily being a jerk in this moment. But very
rarely do you ever straight up here the cartnark ever
call the person who didn't return a jerk. You could,
but it was, but he goes by his own rules.
It was also done in a way that you can
blame the other drivery because he said, I agree, she's
being a jerk.
Speaker 8 (48:39):
And that's the whole point of the cartnarks is not
is to make the public spaces cleaner and better. And
so once we do have the situation where she's blocking
three four cars, that doesn't help. So she she wins
quote unquote, she was.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
The lesser of two evils exactly, yes, so Asian Carbretty,
he's also he's patrolling around and he sees a guy
in a big old truck. And this guy is probably
under thirty, able bodied. He's probably three spots from the
cart returned. But you know what's right next to him?
An empty spot?
Speaker 8 (49:04):
An empty spot, and the cart goes right in the
middle of that spot. Doesn't pop it up on the
curve or something like that. So Agent cart Bretty approaches
this man and asks him, politely, of course, to see
if he could put that cart where up along.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
And thank god the agent Carbretdy was on the scene.
If that happen, you're gonna turn your life around. Why not.
Speaker 9 (49:32):
I'll probably see this, so I'm not gonna fall for
your drinks. Oh you're jerk, he says.
Speaker 8 (49:39):
I actually follow you, so you know what's who the
cart knarks are, and yet still does because he wants
to see it on video. Okay, this is this has
been this has been hypothesized for a while that the
Cartnarks become so famous that people will start screwing with us,
messing with us, like, oh, I want to be on
the video, so I'm gonna leave my cart out and
that's kind of what happened right there. He didn't see
me beforehand, but once he saw what was going on,
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he said, huh, guess guess what, jork Hole. Yeah, I'm
gonna blur your face out in the video.
Speaker 9 (50:09):
All your lucier friends can't see you, see your stupid
giant blue truck will not see you lose her.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
So take that you got served.
Speaker 6 (50:18):
That's what That's what happened to Tom Green and Jackass.
Speaker 8 (50:23):
Yeah, Johnny got to fame. Yeah, they got too fame.
They would have to go to other countries to do so,
do like bad Grandpa Whereason and make it the whole time, like, oh,
I want to be on the video yet, well we
got time for one more.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Agent, cart Bretty, what do you show? Cartnard?
Speaker 8 (50:35):
He sees a lady and what she's done is she
is a put her cart behind her car, loaded her
groceries in the trunk and said, Lottie dog, guess I'm
going to go away?
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Who cares? If the next person wants to do what
I did, well they'll have to deal with my cart.
I don't care. Aching cart Bretty approaches her and hopes again,
there's always the first offer is always politeness and kindness.
Let's see if she takes it with the cage you
now you caught it good. You hit your cut block
in the area.
Speaker 9 (50:59):
But you're sure I'll get it for you, said, you
be and die, I'll get it for you. Sweet, you're
not never seeing you might not changing. You cop ready
with your car, always do it. And today was just
you know us, when people are sweet like you, we
do it for them.
Speaker 7 (51:18):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (51:18):
It is such a blessing.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
Thank you. I don't know that you're a blessing. Age cutting.
She was like, oh, I usually, I'm so sorry. And see,
that's all you gotta do. That's all I gotta say.
You don't have to be like the first beach and
fight me and scream at me throw stuff. And now
(51:41):
she did she did. You know she didn't lie right
to your face and tell you that she always does
it normally, that that's always the excuse. I never do.
But that was one time. That's like a cart and
nark all babe moment You're like, you're a blessing. Yeah,
you're a blessing. It was a very special episode. It
can be done. People. You don't have to be a
complete I guess. Yeah, it was. It was a lot
of salt with a little sweetness. Yeah you know, I
(52:04):
didn't see that salty and sweet in this round of
what do you show?
Speaker 14 (52:08):
Card?
Speaker 2 (52:08):
And nice work for you?
Speaker 7 (52:10):
Man?
Speaker 2 (52:10):
I mean sorry, agent cart reready, I'll tell you return
your car to people. Not that big a deal.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
I have blocked that.
Speaker 10 (52:21):
Man.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
When you block it? Man, why do you have a conversation?
Why do you you o there care?
Speaker 9 (52:27):
You're not namers abroad with.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
A why are you brush? Are angry? Sammy's first impression
with the dudes outside the chicken joint at the bus stop.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
She looks like she's got an antsy shop that doesn't
do very well. Those people. She feels like your close family,
Like she's not a witch, but she hangs around witches.
So it's like, here, hold these stones and let's hold hands.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
In home, I do have an yet, you know, very
bull and we're back. It's Tuesday morning. Any update. We'ven't
try to find an update on Greg's war with his neighbors,
my silent war. Do you want to recap real quick?
And basically, they're leaving the garbage cans out.
Speaker 13 (53:17):
They're leaving the garbage cans out seven days a week,
three hundred and sixty five days a year. I've mentioned
this in the past that it's annoying, it's on sightly.
I worked my entire life to live in this one
particular neighborhood. They're making it junkie. I got a lot
of texts saying, go, you're so obsessed, why do you care?
I care because I don't like looking at garbage cans
(53:38):
on the street literally seven days a week. And there
are these two particular offenders. One has four cans, the
other one I believe has six. I gotta look at
up the photo that I people live in that house.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
I know.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
So I enlisted Sea Bass to help me out with
a little project. And then Sea Bass had some what postcards?
Speaker 8 (53:56):
Yeah, so Greg took some photos of these disgusting reprobas
size and so I send them anonyous postcards with a
picture of their house and a not so subtle, not
so subtle note saying, hey, you be a piece of crap.
Clean up your garbage cans on the city. Isn't enforcing
the which, by the way, this is against code. You
could be writing them tickets, but they're too lazy and
they don't They don't do anything so I know that
(54:17):
those were received because I sent you know, I get
a little email confirmation when they are when they are
sent in, and there's a phone number on there which
they did not call. So that means Greg, my question
you is, I assume a couple of weeks later here
that the car, the carts, the cans, the cans are
still all over the street.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
Right.
Speaker 13 (54:34):
Well, interesting wrinkle. It's gotten worse, worse somehow, it pushing.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
Now.
Speaker 13 (54:44):
I think in my neighborhood, the standard issue or whatever
the word is is everybody gets one garbage can, one
blue container which is recycling, and then a green container
which is yard waste. Now the house on the right
hand side has two yard waste can, the blue one
and the brown one, and those are out seven days
a week, twenty four hours a day. The house on
(55:06):
the left, which I believe had two of each two garbage,
two recycling, two waist, they have all six still out
on the street. And now they have like what I
would call a home garbage can, kind of like a
tall you know, like what we have in the studio,
a tall rectangular, not one that you would take out,
Oh my god, And that is now sitting on the
(55:26):
sidewalk behind all the garbage cans.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
No, nothing has improved.
Speaker 13 (55:31):
I don't know, because when I drive by them, they're
empty because they come and get the garbage one day
a week, and then the cans sit there empty. My
main question is, especially with the yard wasist ones, why
are they just sitting there? They do you no good
at the curb. I can understand. If you have a
bag of garbage, you walk it out to the can.
If you have a bunch of yard clippings, what are
(55:51):
you carrying them by hand and then just dumping them
into the cans?
Speaker 2 (55:54):
If you have if you have six cans, yeah, there's
no place to put those other than outside. I don't
know why you have six side of your house. Yeah, yeah,
these aren't like tiny little like good right like murbery
store six, Like we have three, and it takes up
like we have just enough room on the side, you know,
because there's a door and then there's like some you know,
(56:15):
uh those air conditioner units or whatever, and then yeah,
so like but they fit perfectly right there, and it's
behind a you know, like a door gate. Yes, you know,
you don't see them, and then you just look at
the house. You don't see them because it's unsightly it is.
Speaker 13 (56:28):
And at my house, I keep them right in the
side yard, the front side yard, and I even had
a little like partition wall built to obscure the view
of these garbage cans.
Speaker 2 (56:38):
So what's the next step Because I'm thinking, especially if
it came in the mail and they got these, I
think the next thing to do would be somewhat like
you see, like reelders do. They'll go door to door
and leave something hanging on the door knob because I
know that we get the mail. Yeah yeah, because when
we get the mail, we go through and it's like
sort like this looks important. This is junk junk you
look at like postcard like that you don't even know
(57:00):
they read it. You to see it. It's my house.
I know the slobs who live at this address. Do
you flip flip? Oh yeah, well I guess because there's
a picture of your house, I would what they would
kind of catch my attention. So here's what maybe or
maybe fake them out, because sometimes, like the real estate agents,
they will leave like something to show you what the
comps are in your neighborhood, like oh hey, look at
(57:20):
here's your here's the information about your house are you
thinking about and that might like trick them in the
looking at.
Speaker 8 (57:25):
It like a photoshop out there. Look, look how much
a nicer your place with these garbage.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
Cans or what? Or like put in an envelope says
tax document inclosed. Somebody's looking for those. I think they
have signed up up the ante for sure. And my
thought is I could do either. Would it be illegal?
Lawyers out there?
Speaker 5 (57:43):
What did he like?
Speaker 8 (57:44):
Because yard signs are cheap to print to just get
a yard sign that says, you know, a complete slob
who lives here, leave their garbage cans out twenty four
and yeah, and just just because I could walk by.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
You know, the thing that I fear is ring doorbell.
You know, we'll see. That's why I do it. You don't, right,
but if you do it or what if you want
a you know, just a clipboard and go, yes, we
send some correspondence to your house. Yeah maybe maybe haven't seen.
Is there a reason why the trust can That's not
a bad idea, Just tell us why. Okay, So I
(58:17):
mean you guys are being all funny about it. What
I would do?
Speaker 6 (58:20):
You know what I would do is I would just
find my city leader through LinkedIn and then I reach
out to them and have them enforce the codes. But
if we want to keep it funny, I do know
that sounds like a really good time for the radio. Yeah,
I know you do want to keep it funny.
Speaker 2 (58:35):
We can do both. Strapped a strong to my local politicians,
go to the city council. I mean that's always word
for me.
Speaker 6 (58:42):
But you know, if we want to keep it funny
and for the radio, I do know a company that
has the truck that has those digital billboards and then
you can just like park the truck right across the
street and have.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
A message put your cands away. That could be fun.
That would be good. That sounds I don't see that.
Or we stage we get stage like where we have
those like paid protesters like they have it other things.
Oh hey, these cans gotta go. Sounds like you've done
this before. Get a job, don't be a slod.
Speaker 8 (59:15):
I think that's probably the best one because truck, well,
because I can mic myself up in that way, I
can have a conversation with them should they come out,
so I would eat from Greg is when are they
typically at home?
Speaker 2 (59:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (59:28):
I think the house on the I've never seen any
activity there. The house on the left, they just redid
the entire front yard and made it look incredibly nice,
which is why I'm surprised that there's such pigs.
Speaker 2 (59:39):
You know, they have to be home twenty four seven.
If they're making that much garbage. Well, the postcards didn't work.
We'll have to regroup, try to figure out what the
you know, number two is. I think to be fair
of maybe one follow up postcard, and we do have
a text here. Just send us the slobs address. We
will come pick up the trash cans for free. They'll
never come back. Yeah, we gotta we gotta tread lightly
on that. Yeah, how much does it cost? New trash
(01:00:03):
can cost one hundred bucks and you have to get
the city issued. Yeah exactly. They have these lame rules
that you can only get a replacement if the wheels
are broken and the lid is broken. Oh that's right,
et cetera, et cetera. They make it difficult to get
a new one. We'll keep you guys updated. Phones open
eight seven seven forty four. People are already texting over
their their ideas over to two to two nine eight seven. Yeah,
(01:00:24):
we're not looking to steal anything. We're not looking to vandalize.
They're not going to do anything. We just want them
to put the This is about making things more sightly exactly.
It's not unsightly. And you know what these things are
on wheels. You roll them down on trash day, Yeah, yeah,
roll them back up. And the trash company even offers
a service they call it, I think valet where they
will take the cans from the side of the house
and bring them out to the curb, dump the trash,
(01:00:45):
and then bring them back up.
Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
They do.
Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Yeah, they do offer that service. I'll look it up
on the website for my trash company. And a preemptive
little comment here, if you're going to text me that
I have no life and I should worry about other things,
I'm sick of seeing it and I own it.
Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
You.
Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Yeah, so you can both be right, thank you. Yeah,
that's right, and you're right sure, alright, alright, More Woody
Show's coaching. It's the Woody Show, if you know what
I'm saying, And into another New hour Insensitivity Training, trade,
politically correct World on Woodie. That's Greg Gory, What is
(01:01:26):
up grandkimre Hi, there's Sea Mass We've got Sammy. Uh
it is National Sloppy Joe Day. Yes, we mentioned that
at the top of the show. And as we mentioned
at the top of the show, we were talking Gene
and I at least started singing along with that, and
I couldn't remember who it was or where it was from.
It's Adam Sandler and it's a song we had on
(01:01:49):
an old album from like ninety three or something. They're
all gonna laugh at you, right, yeah. But the name
of song was It wasn't called Sloppy Joe. It's called
Lunch Lady Lamb. Yeah, yeah, and it goes into the
lobby doors. Everybody gets enough food down here in Lunch
Lady talk about the lunch ladies, the pizza, hoogies and grinders,
(01:02:17):
hoogies and grinders, togies and grinders. Navy means navy means
meat your sandwich.
Speaker 7 (01:02:24):
Sloby door, slip slot it, dot it, do slob it.
Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Do home on lovey do love it?
Speaker 7 (01:02:33):
Do you the sloby door l Well I drink one
morning had I woke up to see all the pepperoni
pizza was are looking at me.
Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
It screamed, why do you burn me and serve me
a cold.
Speaker 7 (01:02:49):
I said, I got the spatula, Josh, do what you're
told and delivering onionstide adjoining the fight, and the chocolate
Budding pushed me with all its my and I chopped sue.
Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
He slapped me and it kicked me in the head.
Speaker 7 (01:03:03):
That's called revenge. Launch me and he said the garlic bread.
I said, what did I do? I make y'all so mad?
They said you got flabby arms and your breath is mad.
But then the green beans said you better running hide.
But then my friend Sloppy Joe came and joined my
side thanks to.
Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Him, Sloppy Joe hopping Slabby Joe. Yeah, it's ninety three. OK, guys,
it's a comedy them they're all gonna laugh at you.
I got a fun fact here right after the home
Shop shopping wrap.
Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
Yeah, when we Slopping Joe got married, we've got six
kids and we're doing just fine.
Speaker 12 (01:03:46):
Down in lunch.
Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
That triggered so much nostalgia for me, and I thought
about that Sloppy Joe song until we started belting out
Sloppy Joe yesterday, good yeah, And Chris Farley was lunch lady.
Oh yeah, So fun fact about the song One of
the co writers on that song is Bob Odenkirk Saul
Goodman from Breaking Bad and Better called song. Oh Yes,
that's infect. It was a fun fact see fun fact,
(01:04:20):
very fun here on National Sloppy Joe Day, Wow, We're
gonna take a break. And then we got a round
of Woodies show weakest Link, Yes, ready coming up next
hang the wood Well, welcome back, Height. It is the
Woody Show, Woody, Greg, Dennis Jini grad Yep, see you Bass, Sammy, Hello,
(01:04:43):
Morgan is taking your calls at eight seven seven forty four. Woody.
You can send us a text over to two to
two ninety seven. Somebody here in that weakest Link was
coming up sent us a text. It says, Greg, don't
hate okay. I was listening to an old episode of
the show. They even gave us the date October fourteenth,
twenty twenty for this, the episode where Greg originally owes
the show breakfast. That was a long time, said, to
(01:05:06):
my knowledge, you still haven't provided said breakfast. I'm starving.
I knew it was a while ago, but to put
that in perspective, that's one hundred and fifty five days
over thirty seven hundred hours over two hundred and twenty
one thousand minutes. Nine holidays have passed. Someone making twenty
five dollars from now we're working forty hour weeks would
have made twenty two thousand dollars by being a lot
(01:05:30):
of time has passed, Many things have happened, a lot
of money has been made. The question is where do
food at?
Speaker 7 (01:05:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Question that's actually in the menace.
Speaker 6 (01:05:39):
I said that I will provide breakfast because I owe
you guys breakfast.
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Yeah, but there's a caveat. But there's a caveat until
Greg has to provide for the breakfast.
Speaker 13 (01:05:47):
Is like Woody's smoker. It's like I know it's there,
and I keep forgetting. You keep forgetting. Don't you ever
get hungry during the show and go, oh you know what?
Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Everybody? Let me ask you this, How do you remember
to do anything else in life? Yeah?
Speaker 13 (01:05:58):
Because getting you guys breakfast top of mind. That ties
it to everyday life. Shouldn't be a good rebuttal though.
Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
You're not really a door dasher or anything, are you?
Like you wouldn't he would never think to just order
food when he's sitting here.
Speaker 15 (01:06:13):
Which is something that.
Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Someone to defend the guilty here we go. Well, he's
not known for his somebody could remember he is an
adult with the brain. Does he have a car again,
It's like I'm aware I owe breakfast for the lot
as Greg says for for other people and stuff like, oh,
well you know, last time I checked, they have breakfast.
Speaker 13 (01:06:36):
Oh and there are ways to get it here people
keep talking about it. I'm not going to disagree with
anything you're saying. How about this every day?
Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Why you just keep talking about it?
Speaker 8 (01:06:45):
Because we don't like like your defensiveness, because we're hungry
and hung can we righte on his hand in like sharpie, like.
Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
You can't because you gave me that gift for Christmas? Exactly,
you don't have to buy for me. I would refuse it. Yeah, good, okay,
Well then you can also stop talking about Well it's
another round of what we're already fighting. What do you show? Kiss?
And remember you cannot vote for yourself? Right, yeah, I
can't vote for yourself? What do you show? Weakest link?
This is like the television version of weakest Link. Greg's
gonna have the questions. We'll go around the room. We're
(01:07:14):
trying to get how many I believe war isn't it no,
no eight eight? Well, FORU is sometimes a challenge. Let's
reading for me, menas it's eight. If we get eight correct,
then we allegedly get breakfast double non breakfast doubles. Yeah
double zero yeah, yeah, so the weakest link. All right,
so you guys pick who goes first. It's a it's
(01:07:34):
a one minute, one minute round, Okay, and then who? Yeah,
who wants to go first? Sammy? Sammy? Allay? All right, Sammy,
you're gonna go first? Gregor are you ready with the questions?
I am ready? What do you show? Weeks?
Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
Lenk Sammy?
Speaker 13 (01:07:49):
What famous singer was only twenty two years old when
he died in a plane crash in nineteen fifty nine?
Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Nineteen fifty nine, Buddy Holly? Correct?
Speaker 13 (01:07:57):
Menace? What does NATO stand for? Geographic of Institutions? North
Atlantic Treaty Organization? Gina and the TV show The Simpsons.
What is the profession of Krusty the Clown's father?
Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
Like a jazz singer?
Speaker 13 (01:08:15):
It's a rabbi Woody. A mythology, a siren is a
mix between a woman and what animal?
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
A bear? A bird, sea bass?
Speaker 13 (01:08:25):
What do you call a spiritual ceremony that has the
deliberate attempt of contacting the spirit of somebody who has died. Correct,
Sammy Columbus is the capital of what state?
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Ohio? Correct? Menace?
Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
What does RPM stand for? Race Performance Enhancement Revolutions per minute?
Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Gina? In season sixteen of South Park, what chain store
did Randy buy for ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
I haven't gotten to sixteen target Blockbuster vid ranked it hard,
pretty good.
Speaker 8 (01:08:59):
Effect for two, everyone else completely we have to except
for Sea BASSI was one for one.
Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Okay, how many questions did we get to? We got two, three,
we got to eight.
Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
I don't know how good your Simpsons trivia is, but
correct me if I'm wrong. Wasn't the episode where they
found out he was a rabbi? Wasn't the episode called
the Jazz Singer?
Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
Is that way? That came into my mind? He's huge?
Are you talking about youre talking about bleeding gums? Murphy? No,
I don't. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
But that's why I think that popped in.
Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
That's why I obviously I said, Gina, because it's Jays
yeahr Jays, Yeah. So again. Menace real bad but funny, yeah,
and Simpsons the Jazz Guy. You're likely referring to as
bleeding Gums. Murphy said Lisa's jazz loving father who appears
in several episodes. Blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
Okay, that's different.
Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Yeah, that's a different all right, all right, Well, who's
who's getting voted off? Sammy? You're a perfect two for two?
Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Gina?
Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Gina? Bye?
Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Okay, Gina? Who gets your vote?
Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Mans, come on, Manas? Who gets your vote? Uh? Woody,
thank you, Greg, Gregness get the seas? Who gets your vote?
I will go with who is who's it? Two and two?
Right now? No, there's no there's one for Menace, one
for Gina, one from what he likes to get. Okay,
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so I'm the tiring Bokay.
Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
Yes, the weakest link.
Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
I actually wanted to be.
Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
This is a tough one.
Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Sea Best is never going to let you out of
this game.
Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
You won't like I'm still in it?
Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Everybody?
Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Oh is that the one?
Speaker 16 (01:10:46):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
All right, okay, focus round number two? What do you show?
Weakest link?
Speaker 13 (01:10:51):
So started with Sammy, So we'll go around the room
and start with Menace this time. All right, all right,
Menace weakest link? Next round? Here we go in the movie,
reservoir dogs? What do the you've set out to steal?
And a robbery gone wrong?
Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Money? Diamonds? Gina?
Speaker 13 (01:11:05):
What art movement uses mundane everyday objects like advertising and
comic books and other aspects of mass culture?
Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Normcore pop art? Sea Bass? What company makes Reese's peanut
butter cups Hershey's correct? Sammy?
Speaker 13 (01:11:18):
What was the name of the production company behind Late
Night with David Letterman production company?
Speaker 6 (01:11:23):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (01:11:23):
I know it, I know it, I know.
Speaker 13 (01:11:27):
Pass menace? What color has long been considered to be
the color of royalty blue?
Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Purple? Gina? Wonder Jelly was the original name of what product.
Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
The worst months today?
Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Jello? Vasiline? Sea Bass? Which US state has diamond illustrated
on its license plates? Nevana? Arkansas? Sammy? What fruit is
tested for ripeness by whether or not it bounces? A watermelon?
A cranberry? Menace? The area of New York City that
is south of Houston Street is known by what name?
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South Side?
Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
So I want everyone else's question?
Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
I know, all right, I never get that. I never
you never get the ones that you can answer. I'm
sure have gotten the Arkansas in honor of Woody because
they have the greatest diamond, exactly the diamond. So we
got to nine there, and I should have got purple
because of crowd and ry. So we found this thirty
karen diamond right here on the surface. They're not even
covered by the ground. So we go one out of
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Now that was only Sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
You got it again.
Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
You will have a third. Well, we can't go again.
But minus one, well I might not be in it.
All right, who's getting voted off? Will start with Sea Bass.
I had the only one on, right. I will vote
off for Hilarity's sake. Gina. Yeah, that's good. That's a
good choice today. All right, Menace, who get your vote?
I was gonna go, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, who gets your vote?
Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:12:47):
I was gonna say, Manas, what do we do now?
Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Now what he's on the he's the jury. What is
the because wait I didn't vote. Wait yeah, Gina didn't
vote yet.
Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
You can't vote for yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
You can't vote for yourself. Gen a stupid rule. Stupid rule.
Speaker 8 (01:13:00):
Uh so you got one, two, three, you got so
you can either eliminate one of these two. I suggest
why you know what?
Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
I don't like your attitude, Sea Bass.
Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
But now it's still eving.
Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
Oh yeah, okay, never mind.
Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
I don't like your mask. Never mind, never mind.
Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
I mean I like when Menace plays.
Speaker 8 (01:13:17):
But if you're extreme brain fog here, Gina, if you
vote for me, then we can then what he will
be the time votes?
Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Okay, what do you pick? All right? I will vote
for off if you want to. Why would I vote
you off? Because I'm too cool.
Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
I'm whipping it today.
Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
I'm rid of me. I'm gonna vote. I'm gonna vote
Menace off. All right? Yeah, goodbye. So we got Gina,
Sea Bass and Sammy last I figured that was a
pretty good opportunity. Maybe for breakfast for a week, Yes,
go fast, no killing time. That's all right? Final round?
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What show weakest link?
Speaker 13 (01:13:56):
Here we go, starting with Gina, who wrote the book
is the Wonderful Wizard of Oz Oh Frank Baum correct?
Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Sea Bass? One quarter of a human's bones are in
this body part foot correct? Sammy. In July of nineteen
seventy five, Share filed for divorce from this musician.
Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
Oh, Sebastian Bach, what.
Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
You Gina? What is of forty?
Speaker 7 (01:14:21):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
God?
Speaker 13 (01:14:24):
Twenty five sixteen? Sea Bass Stephen King's The Shining Takes
place at what hotel, debates motel the overlooks Sammy who
was the first ever host of America's Got Talent.
Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Of America's Got Talent R's over Oh, Nick Cannon.
Speaker 13 (01:14:38):
Regis Philbin' Gina? On which Hawaiian island is Hona Lulu located.
Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
Oh Waikiki?
Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Oh Wow? Which US city was once called New Amsterdam,
New York? Correct? Sammy, Easter comes after how many days
of Lent in the Christian calendar?
Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
Forty?
Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Correct? Gina? What musical instrument was invented by Bob Moog
first sold in nineteen sixty four, the Pheroman's synthesizer. Synthesizer.
Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
I love.
Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
That was awful.
Speaker 8 (01:15:06):
Yeah, they have like a whole moove genre. If you
talk to music dorks, there are super innocent. So I
I wrote off this is hard. I wrote off the
wrong person with menace on that one. Yeah, I should
have had menace on there. Oh right, So just for fun,
even though we just heard all the answers, let's have
Menace to it by himself with he just heard.
Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
All the answers. That's such a good idea. Yeah, now
menace if you get eight breakfast. I didn't retain any
of that in that menace. If you get eight, not
only why bring in breakfast?
Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
I will give you.
Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
I'll bring somebody in to do the omelet station.
Speaker 8 (01:15:45):
We got into ten questions there, so good, oh god, yeah,
all right, just know when you're focused up, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
It's a redemption. Well, because I'm the one that voted
him off, that's really good and that was awful.
Speaker 13 (01:15:59):
So these they're going to be the exact sayah, the
exact same questions.
Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
I couldn't hear the last tenth. I couldn't hear the
answer during the Share one. But okayright's all right? Are
you ready? I'm ready? All right, here we go.
Speaker 13 (01:16:12):
Medics who wrote the Sorry, let's start. Take two from
the top. Take two from the top. All right, here
we go, Madis who wrote the book The Wonderful Wizard
of Oz Tubac L. Frank Baum Menace. One quarter of
a human's bones are in this body, part the foot correct.
In July of nineteen seventy five, Share followed for divorce
from this musician Sonny Bono, Greg Allman. What is forty
(01:16:35):
of forty forty sixteen correct? Stephen King's The Shining takes
place at what hotel the Overlook.
Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Correct. Who was the first ever host of America's Got Talent?
We just filmed?
Speaker 9 (01:16:46):
In?
Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Correct? On which Hawaiian island is Honolulu located on a Wahu?
Speaker 13 (01:16:50):
Correct? Which US city was once called New Amsterdam, New York? Correct?
Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Easter comes after how many days of lent in the
Christian calendar? Sixteen forty? Menace?
Speaker 13 (01:17:00):
What musical instrument was invented by Bob moo Chris size?
Speaker 12 (01:17:05):
There is a rag?
Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Yeah? Should we keep going?
Speaker 7 (01:17:08):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
I need one more from a previous round?
Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
You know what the time I'm gonna have the time,
I'm gonna put some time on the clock. All right,
I'm going to give you the You got nineteen more seconds?
Nineteen more seconds? Questions from previous rounds?
Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
How did you have so far?
Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
Seven?
Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Seven? I said? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 13 (01:17:26):
Wonder Jelly was the original name of what product vasily Incorrect?
Which US state has a diamond illustrated on their license plates? Denver, Arkansas?
What fruit is tested for rightness by whether or not
it bounces?
Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Grapes? Cranberry grapes? All right, well we got eight?
Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
Eight not out of that round though, Yeah, I call
fel on something. I think you said, what US city
has the diamonds?
Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
And you know because the answer was the answer was Arkansas. Correct,
but he may have miss burnounced it the second time.
Arkansas isn't a city miss things for.
Speaker 13 (01:18:00):
Which state has a diamond illustrate? I didn't get it Arkansas.
Speaker 8 (01:18:05):
Well you did see, Well, we gave you the ten
questions from that rain and you only got seven. Right, Yes,
that's correct, because he missed he missed the forty nine.
So then why did we keep going for we saw
some time to see how many he rushed through the
original text.
Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
I knew the almond thing, but I second guessed myself.
I will I will still buy a round a breakfast chef,
no omelet chef. But okay, so Greg goes to Breakfast
Minnesota Breakfast after Greg. I will buy it after Menace
bys after Greg By. Okay, so we have a we
have a bottleneck of breakfast. We got a week.
Speaker 8 (01:18:38):
And I know, for folks who are counting at home,
Seabaske got the highest percentage correct answers during the whole Damn,
I did write that down.
Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Folks, you want to know Neat, I'm glad you.
Speaker 12 (01:18:54):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
You see just see a story about this guy fisherman
from Peru. He got rescued. He was lost at sea
for ninety five days. That you see, the whole thing. Incredible. Yeah.
So his name is Maximo Napa. He's sixty one years old,
and he said that thinking about his mom and his
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two month old granddaughter kept him alive. He survived on rainwater.
He ate birds, turtles and greg cockroaches. He had needed
anything in fifteen days before this patrol boat out of
Ecuador found him. He was so skinny, had been gone
(01:19:37):
since December seventh, and he was six hundred and eighty
miles from shore. Dude, how you survived is incredible? Yes,
And people were like, man, he was so emotional.
Speaker 6 (01:19:48):
But yeah, obviously I always wondered though, because you hear
about the guys that get lost on these boats for
you know, days on end, and then they like, oh,
we ate turtles, how do you even catch them?
Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
How did you catch a bird? I think of what's
his name, Tom Hanks on Castaway, you know, yeah, yeah,
like that an island and that was a movie, right,
and he had coconuts and stuff and that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
They cut and he learned how to fish again so skinny, Yes,
so skinny.
Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:20:16):
I was watching watching this guy on Instagram. He's a giant,
huge dude, and it's like day fifty without eating. And
I know there was I know there was like this
guy in history that was like three hundred pounds and
he went like a hundred and fifty days without eating
and lost a ton of weight.
Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
How you fifty days without eating? I thought, you can't
body survives. There's no way anything. Yeah, I don't know.
I mean he's got plenty of fat storage or energy
storage or whatever, but he lost a ton of weight. Yeah,
how long can you go? Let's see.
Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
Oh, this one says this guy Angus Barbieri went three
hundred eighty two days.
Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Okay, maybe that was the guy nineteen sixty six. Okay,
so the internet he just told people he didn't nobody
had any way back. Please, but he was a giant
guy than he was now. Year over a year, no way.
Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
He survived on coppy tea sparkling water, and potassium pills.
Speaker 6 (01:21:17):
Are those good potassium pills?
Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
I guess it's in bananas, medicine, eat some like candy.
Yeah right, this has no food, no water. You could
live about a week only but no food. You might
live two to three months? Oh what two to three months?
Can you imagine without a year?
Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
Come on, angus, show.
Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Come aout paying one. You show what exactly?
Speaker 6 (01:21:50):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
What do you show? What is show? Mail? Call?
Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Okay, you gotta see what I got? I got mail? Yeah,
hold on, all right, you've got mail.
Speaker 17 (01:21:59):
You got.
Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
What is large package?
Speaker 7 (01:22:05):
To take?
Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
A big box? Big box? A huge box? Yeah, check
it out. Somebody sent me a sea pep machine.
Speaker 7 (01:22:13):
One.
Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Yeah, dude, a little problem briefcase. What the heck is
it new?
Speaker 9 (01:22:21):
Or use?
Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
It's some extra hose that Oh this is a another box,
smaller box our Okay, it's pretty complicated. Yeah, all these
old people can do it. That could be your new
work bag.
Speaker 5 (01:22:43):
Anyway, So that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Before you use it, you have to like get a
prescription for it, right, why that's my question. I don't
know why, just to get it? Yeah, it was just
Now you're good. You put like distilled water in it.
Speaker 12 (01:22:57):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Here's here's my question for people who are in the
know on this. And thanks to Rob. A very nice
note that as you are reading this, please understand I
am very sarcastic and a lot of what I'm going
to write will be meant to be in a sarcastic
tone and joking. Okay, whatever, all right, blah blah blah
blah blah. Oh yeah, So I've heard you mention that
(01:23:19):
you want a seapap but haven't done the sleep study. Well,
I want to donate my SEATPAP machine for you to use,
should you choose to accept it. I've only used it
for a couple of weeks. Couldn't get used to it
because I tossed and turned too much in my sleep.
Other than the machine, Other than that, the machine is
new and unused. I even purchased new heated hose and
I replaced all this stuff. So replace the mouthpiece. It's
(01:23:43):
just the thing that you pour the water into that
generates that. Yeah, so that's fine. Yeah, anyway, thank you.
That's awesome, Rob, Thank you. It's had a very very
long note.
Speaker 12 (01:23:54):
But yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
So here's so here's my question. Why are SEAPAP machines
so difficult to get? So what would be what would
be the harm if I used it? What's the harm?
Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
None?
Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
You're not a doctor, but what is it?
Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
I mean, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
With oxygen? You don't know yeh, can you at least
chat GPT before you start telling me what's saying and
what's not before is the reason.
Speaker 6 (01:24:21):
The reason that I was asking, don't you need a prescription?
Because our friend Joe Cooy, he does a whole bit
on seapap machines. He's he's a you know, he loves it,
and he wanted to give them away at his shows,
and I also put them in his merch store as
a joke, and they said, no, he can't do that
without getting a prescription for it by a doctor.
Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
You need to get why settings right before you use it. Yeah,
you need the appropriate pressure settings.
Speaker 6 (01:24:47):
Okay, but like so you probably have to talk to
a doctor about that settings for you, I don't know,
fell off a truck.
Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
I'm also seeing that just the increase in demand and
supply chain issues that they don't have enough to just
go around.
Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Well, I've got one already and it was given to
me by somebody that was gifted, so so I'm not
taking from somebody else's supply.
Speaker 6 (01:25:08):
Okay, So now that you have one, I'm sure you
can't just turn it on. You have to talk to
the doctor to know what your pressure settings are.
Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Right, Yeah, I would talk to your doctor. W I
wanted to start low? Can I turn it up myself?
Because it's something you can adjust yourself well.
Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
And this also says like Sammy, of course it's an
insurance coverage issue. That's my point, Like just it's it's
like a controlled product.
Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
In other words, like if you're giving yourself too much juice,
can you cause some kind of problem.
Speaker 4 (01:25:39):
With Yeah, I'm going to text my friend who has
one and ask her how they figured out Sure, how.
Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
About somebody who's a doctor. Don't you want to know
how they figured out a pressure? I thought that was
the question. They went to a doctor and the doctor
in the office. I mean, well, the doctor just took
the results of their study and took the results of
the readings of whatever they measure.
Speaker 6 (01:25:59):
Well assuming also with insurance as an insurance issue, could
be that you use it improperly and then you're not
covered by insurance because you didn't for whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Yeah, so when your lungs get destroyed or hey, you
did yourself, you're going to cover your mouth the wrong way,
can it like an induce a heart attack or a stroke?
Or that's the question, Like, like you said, if the
settings are wrong.
Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
It's true. But also, what snoring does I'll be in
the ic you and I'll go, I don't know, you
know what, just just die in your sleep from snoring.
Do that instead, Grom in the middle of the deserts
And it was good.
Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
She was.
Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
She screw all the doctors.
Speaker 4 (01:26:38):
Yeah, you know, I know. Insurance is awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Follow them. No, it's not the insurance part. It's just like,
there's got to be this is my question. So if
there is a thing about uh, you got to get
the settings right for the pressure, that must mean that
there's a downside or side effect or whatever other than
get them wrong, other than something there other than the
pressure is not an enough. But like, what if it's
(01:27:01):
too much? Right?
Speaker 7 (01:27:03):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Like, so what what are you explode?
Speaker 12 (01:27:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Like what do you like? What do you what are
you risking? What's the risk if the settings are wrong? Yeah,
if it's just like, oh, well then it won't work,
well then who cares?
Speaker 4 (01:27:14):
I think you might be able to just find a
place to do a sleep set.
Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Oh, we have Joy. She's a registered sleep technologist, okay,
and can answer any questions. Thank you, Hey Joy, Hello,
not Gina.
Speaker 14 (01:27:27):
Hi, good morning you.
Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
How are you all? Right, So you're a registered sleep technologist.
A very nice Listeners sent me this seapot machine. All right, yeah, okay,
that's fine. But you know something like you actually have
experience and this is what you do for a living.
Yeah that's huge, Yes it is.
Speaker 14 (01:27:43):
I work for a hospital. I've been a sleep tech
for almost twenty years.
Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
Perfect. I trust you more than Gina in this particular name,
in this particular case. More thank you, Gina. I don't
know why you're telling everyone you were talking. I don't
know why I got caught up in help. But she
was so confident whatever that could have on.
Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
This says you'll be uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
But let's see a Joy, what can you tell me? Please?
Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
Sure?
Speaker 14 (01:28:11):
So the problem with why you can't just buy one
at CBS or something is because it's too much pressure
can actually harm you in a way some people in
what way you're over over inflating the lungs like that,
forcing air into your lungs, and some people it can
fill up like their stomach with gas if it's too high.
(01:28:34):
So that I don't know if that's an autopath which
is a self adjusting problem.
Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
Yeah, I'm looking at it here, Joy, That says you
would be physically it causes it could cause physical discomfort,
but could it kill you. I'm going to give you
like a heart attack.
Speaker 14 (01:28:51):
And you haven't heard of anybody dying.
Speaker 6 (01:28:55):
You're not.
Speaker 14 (01:28:57):
They're not, but like I said, not a doctor, then
they definitely will not be able to tolerate it. I
mean it is something that a lot of people take
a long time to get used to. At the correct pressure, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
A joy, it's a it's a res med air sense
eleven auto sets and forget it. As for friends made
in Australia, meant to be.
Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
Yes, hoop on buy in your dreams.
Speaker 14 (01:29:27):
Yeah, so what those types we use when someone does
a home sleep study and so, and those aren't expensive.
You pick up the equipment at the hospital or they
actually can mail.
Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
It to you for t you.
Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
It was mailed to me, yes, well.
Speaker 14 (01:29:45):
Not the test, the test, not the actual machine. So
and that's that machine is pretty expensive. Your your your man.
Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
Hooked you up elite right here on the man as
you can see nicer.
Speaker 14 (01:29:59):
Yeah, it's like I have I have patience that might
rough you up over that.
Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
That's all right?
Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
Yeah, I mean okay, so I'm gonna you can I mean.
Speaker 14 (01:30:13):
I can't tell you to use it, but you can't
change the pressures on that one since when it's an
auto one. But that is what we use when someone
has a sleep you know, a sleep at diagnosis.
Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
Yeah, so they don't have.
Speaker 14 (01:30:26):
To stay in the hospital to get tight traded, all.
Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
Right, So it'll find it'll kind of it'll kind of
sense what's going on before it blows my lungs out
or something.
Speaker 14 (01:30:34):
Right, Yes, so we have monitors you all night and
throughout the night, so you're having more problems, it's going
to give you more pressure. Once you're doing better, back
off a little bit. It self adjusts you all the night.
Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
I'm gonna sleep so hard. Awesome though, I.
Speaker 14 (01:30:51):
Hope no, it's it's not loud at all. And that
heated tubing that's also nice too. It helps that from
to keep that water from coming down through the hill
because sometimes humidification can do that.
Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
You know what it is, you know what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
It's like having the heated massaging seats in your car.
Oh yeah, sweet out of cure. Like, how much do
you think this thing goes for? He said, it's expensive.
I don't I don't know how much they are a
couple of thousand dollars one for a thousand bucks. Wow,
they want to cover that? Damn, that's crazy. Joy agrees
(01:31:27):
with doctor. All right, well, yeah, Joe, thank you so
much for answering our questions. I appreciate it, all right,
you would think.
Speaker 14 (01:31:38):
All have a great one.
Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Thank you appreciate Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
My guess is, if it's pushing that much oxygen into
your stomach, you'll probably be a little gassy.
Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
But that's what sounds like. Yeah, well it's good for
guess who's gas exactly? It comes out the right way.
What a generous gift. It's very cool. Thought it was
very cool. Now what's the brand on it? Res air.
Speaker 13 (01:32:02):
Med SEAPAP because I'm seeing them other like a grand
This is the air Sense hold on?
Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
Where do it go?
Speaker 12 (01:32:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
Air since eleven auto set one thousand and four bucks.
Speaker 4 (01:32:17):
Someone selling it on Oh I thought it was eBay
but it's breathe Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
They paid for shipping and I see they sent it
from the UPS stores that had to be five hundred dollars.
Really nice. Nice. Do you ever try to send something
from the stupid UPS store?
Speaker 17 (01:32:32):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Yeah, it's crazy. Thank you nice. You're a stomach sleeper,
can you? Yeah, don't you kind of just can't to
lie in your back. No, you don't have to. I
know plenty of people that I because I asked what
that was one of the questions I asked at first,
Like side stomach sleepers is like, no problem, because what
you do is you'll get settled into a position and
you won't be tossing and turn like you'll just like
(01:32:55):
scuba hear. Oh my god, interesting, Wow, that's cool, thank you.
You know what.
Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
This could be a weight loss thing too, because I
know I have a friend who started losing weight because
they're getting proper sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
It does light pole. Yeah, that's cool. Pressure you help
back and
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And man, did I watch something super frustrating. I watched
Gina try to claim some tickets because everything's digital now
and so you don't get physical tickets, you get the
digital tickets. How can we make this more coment? Like
it was like watching back in the day as a
forty eight year old guy, Like they would wheeld the
TV VCR thing into the classroom watch and you would
(02:29):
watch the sixty plus year old teacher try to figure
out the DCR and like like just a deer in headlights.
I felt that way watching Gina.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
But here's the thing. Your game as a website has
to be tight, perfect, one hundred percent if I'm going
to deal with you, because I don't have the skills.
So I kept getting as Greg saw, like oops are bad?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Hang tight?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
While we fixed the glips.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Nothing's working in my thing, Like, you have to be
perfect for me to even have a chance at surviving this.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
What was it menace? Because Menace was over there as
like the tech support.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Yeah, I was just trying to figure out because I
can't see what's happening on her phone. She did have
the tickets on the website, so she did receive them.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
So the email she got the email saying your tickets
are here.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Yeah, and under her account the tickets were there, but
for some reason, on her app it was not popping
out and she was logged in on the same way
you saw it.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Now is it one of those I'm not sure which
one you were dealing with, but is it one of
those where you can accept the tickets then put them
into your wallet.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I did that, okay, So this is so it was
kind of a one two punch of stumbling toward figuring
this out because Mena said, hit the transfer button because
I was looking for an accept button. Everyone said accept,
except there's no accept button. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Just you got to tell me exactly what I'm looking for.
So so Mena said, do transfer, and then I did,
and then it said you can't use that email, and
I said, well, I guess transfer is no good. And
(03:49):
I was like, but I have another email address.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Dare I?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Dare I try it?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And I did it and it worked. I've been my
own tech support here recently for websites and apps and things,
because I just do what they tell you to do. Anyway,
if it comes to an app, you uninstall it and
then reinstall it. I did think it's if it's anything else,
you power it down, wait thirty seconds, plug it back in.
That's all they tell you. Otherwise they go, well, we're
(04:13):
gonna have to schedule a tech call, right we can
we VPN device may take over. Now did you hear
about this? You gotta wonder what's gonna happen when two companies,
companies who notoriously get kicked in the reviews by customers
get together. Because it's happening. Fanatics has entered into a
(04:34):
two way deal with Ticketmaster oh what to create Fanatics
ticket Marketplace Okay, and so through the Fanatics app, fans
will be able to buy resale tickets alongside merchandise trading
cards and collectibles, and through the deal, Fanatics will be
able to list the tickets through Ticketmaster, and Ticketmaster will
show merchandise through Fanatics. So they're partnering up, so fans
(04:59):
all of the country no doubt thrilled, and yet another
opportunity to get lousy customer service. Well at the same
time paying these crazy service charges for that same lousy
customer service. So I seem to be pretty pumped up about.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
That by any Fanatics products are, but I hear not
good things.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Well, remember that last year before the baseball season started.
Last year they did all those new uniforms and the
players hated them because theirs and the pants were so thin.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Shirt. Yeah, but that's jerseys for like teams and stuff.
I'm thinking, like the basic consumer, like, what did they sell?
What's the issue?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
They sell all kinds of stuff. I mean, just they sell.
It's an apparel company. Okay, pretty much. Now, what's funny.
The guy who's the I think the founder, but he's
the CEO. He was at some event and they had
him in one of those things where that you could
see how fast you pitch. Look up Fanatics CEO. His
(06:01):
name is Mark Right, I don't know what his name is,
but it's so embarrassing. Okay, So you are the CEO
of a sports company.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
And he's doing this where he's going to throw a pitch.
He throws like a total girl. Oh it's it is
Michael Rubin. Yes, did you see the video there?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
He throws like a blind he does.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
He does it's not even a girl.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
Well it is a girl throw, but he like he
does the thing where his his elbow stays by his
body and then he kind of flips his wrist. Yeah,
it goes nowhere near the center and he's like by
the way ten feet away, forty.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Eight miles an hour on the first and then thirty
four and he's two pitches.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
One goes way far south and one goes way up
to the ceiling.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
So but with all that said, one thing the ceo, dude,
right getting with all that said, though, I heard like
his story is, you know he started this company like
at his house when he's like fifteen then and like
build it up to just like I just need this
billion dollar.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Maybe he just never had time, Dad, Yeah, Dad.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
To throw Obama if he has, he's too busy hustling,
too busy coding. And here's another thing I hear, he
like throws the party of the year, like every single celebrity.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Hopefully he throws about it, hopefully throws a better party
than it does a pick. No, he apparently does like
the New White Party. Guys that right, Yeah, okay, yeah yeah,
around the world, I don't think anyone wants to be.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
That jeez, except for Sammy and we get every party
is bad, but no, like, uh, people from like around
the world try to get into it in the in.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
The Hampton's or something, right, Yeah, I mean fact Fanatics
has dumb money. They have so much money because they
got deals with everybody. They's all a ton of stuff.
So yeah, it's just you know, I would you have
all that money figure out how to get that video
off the internet or just not flattering? Get a tutor
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we got Sammy Morgan's taking your calls eight seven seven
forty four Woody that's eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can also hit us up with a text over
to two two nine eight seven. Uh, we've had the question,
who are the people number one paying for porn these days?
And then number two it's paying for only fans. Yeah,
(08:41):
all these girls like fifty million dollars this week? Yeah,
catch me on side check bros. How like there's that
many life. I'm not saying they don't exist. I'm not
saying that people who would pay for that stuff don't exist.
But in those kind of numbers, Yeah, and it's not
there's it's not there's one of these girls who's making
that kind of money. Just infinite tons, they're not all
(09:02):
making that money. Also fair, that's the top one percent
of the one percent who's making that crazy million dollars
a month kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, but we hear about him. They're definitely in the
zeitgeist and.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, I know crazy. Speaking of perves, Deshaun Watson and
his girlfriend are engaged. Oh. He posted about it on
Instagram with a caption that says miss Watson loading all right,
get it because they're gonna get married. Oh now you
gotta wonder when did she come around? While I looked
into it. Twenty nineteen is when they got together. So
(09:36):
she's been with him through the two dozen sexual misconduct
allegations from the massage therapist. Stand by your man, stand
by that bag.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah, I would, Yeah, I would say, what would it?
What would he? Let's say, you know, God forbid your
marios strays right, right. But he's like, hey, I have
two hundred million dollars. Yeah, you know what I might
see massages? Could you look past that for that kind
of money? Yeah, I think, especially if it wasn't like relationships,
(10:06):
it was just like, hey, oh it was Kobe. Remember
Kobe got his wife ring, giant ring that was that
wasn't just like cheating, that was like a rape allegation,
I think. But she's stuck around. Look at that rock exactly,
you know. I mean you can look past a lot
of stuff. Yeah, a ton of stuff. Everybody's everybody's got
(10:28):
their price, Like people are really upset about stuff, not
even cheating, just in general, like, oh, I'm really injured.
This is gonna change my life forever unless I can
probably get over it. For seven million dollars for every
time you go to the massage parlor. I get An,
asked Martin.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
I mean there's tons of like millionaire guys that have
girlfriends that their wives know about, as long as they're
like not public about it.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I mean that's what people have always sad about Lebron James.
Mean what I always thought he.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Was kind of the exception to the rule because he's
so he's such a public figure. Yeah, but he's so
famous that how would that not.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Get leaked exactly. That's that's what there's That's what it's
all been rumored. So that would be the downfall of fame.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Yeah, everybody's can just go hook up with everybody.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, you know that would really suck. It would suck. Yeah,
I mean you could, but I'm sure that's what thank
you not being famous, right, I know I'm not rich
and famous. It would be.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
Terrible because you have a lot of money in our
famous doesn't mean you're not stupid. It look at Sean
Watson and his eighteen different what are probably having.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, so we said within two years she's gonna get
a divorce from him, just take all his money. Yeah,
maybe are abune? Yeah, I mean and then your life
is said, like, can you imagine that you're with somebody.
Then all that stuff comes out, especially how high profile
and all over the place that Deshaun Watson stuff has been.
Do you hang in there hoping that he marries you
just so you can take his money later for putting
you through all that stuff?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
It'd be something business arrangement.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
I think some women are like, you know this, the
old Tony soprano model is like, some women know that
my man is going to cheat on me right, and
that's part because he's rich and famous.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
That's what those type of guys do. As long as
he comes home to me right, and that's all that
takes care of me.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I didn't care about the gumas I knew I was
better than them. I sent this meme to my girlfriends
the other day. It's from People magazine. It says billionaire
Richard Lugner dead at ninety one, just two months after
tying the Nott with six wife.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Who's forty two.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
And then I have somebody at the top of God.
I've seen what you've done for others.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Oh Man eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, if you
want to call in, send us a text over to
two to nine eight seven. So who are these only fans? Subscribers.
We're gonna dig deep into that. Talk to some actual guys.
Speaker 8 (12:44):
Yeah, because when you were at what avns, myself and
Morgan talked to some only fans. We had Yeah, we
had signs I made out that said do you pay
for porn?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
And then Gina's got a couple of clips that's all
come up next to here on the Woody Show. I
see best you want to give us like a little
little sample? Yes, guy, And know what we're talking about.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
This is a guy named Jason, and you can tell
by his voice that he pays for porn. All right,
so we're gonna ask give you the basic stuff, costs
and all that sort of thing, all right, Jason, Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Like for a month like me, like one hundred and
fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
My god, And you weren't kidding, my good god, for porn. Yes,
you don't say it's a.
Speaker 9 (13:25):
Man.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
This is like his super Bowl too, yest day of
his life.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, oh like for a month like me, like one
hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, what sights do you prefer?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Dude? Many of his browsers porn Hub that's free though,
and then just ATNG my fancy and OnlyFans a little bit.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
What sort of genres or types or styles.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Do you like, Oh, Vanilla's game, bane and all that.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, more than one guy or more than one girl,
either one. I'm not picky, like super macho straight guys.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Like.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
I was talking to a girl who was there, and
she said that meeting the fans who do pay for
porn kind of made her feel bad about them because
it is such a stereotype, like, you know, they look
like what they sound like, you know.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
What they should do, especially the only fans chicks they
should like how like colleges or who are companies will
give away scholarships, right, Yeah, they have like a certain
number of free memberships and they offer up for these.
Speaker 8 (14:27):
Misfit toys some cupons or something because you're like, oh, man,
I don't like he needs this more than you know
I needs. So Actually I was talking to Jason while
he was in line for a girl to get her
like a photo and an autograph of her, which is
actually legitimately why you want to go to the A
V and Expo. It's fun to do meet porn stars
and stuff. And I didn't realize that this was actually
(14:47):
a super famous porn star that we were or he
was about to meet.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
All right, why pay for porn when there's so much
free porn?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
It's just sliporning to creators. Definitely that and then like
you know, if you keep siporian and yeah, they know
who you are.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
That's why the expo is so great because you get
to meet him in person.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
And yeah, that is correct. She was actually on the
StairMaster with me earlier in the gym. Oh, Lily's great,
She's yeah, yes that is I was literally hanging out
with her for like a half an hour in the gym.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I didn't even realize it. Congratulations, So you're here to
see Lily.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yes, that's correct.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Now, if you're in England, you could be part of
her gang bang.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Right uh maybe, Hey, you got working for your travel.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Then wouldn't that be something? Yeah, oh my god, god,
Gina's wonder the other day. You know it's true because
you don't really see it all that much. People don't
really ask for autographs much anymore.
Speaker 11 (15:38):
Yeah, it's like your autographs, photo photos, and that's what
and that's what these girls do at the a v
NS because if you just just take a photo with me,
that seems you're not really getting anything for your thirty
five dollars.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
So they have you know, the pre printed headshot style
eight and a half by eleven's ready to go, and
you walk up in line in this case to meet
this lily full of girl who I think she was
the first one. She did the one hundred guys and
whatever it was and at something and then the Bonnie
Blue did like a thousand.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Guys and what an accomplishment. Yeah, but yeah, then you
signed that your little records were meant to be broken. Yeah,
they're like athletes essentially. Yeah, that's that's the whole thing
of these meet and greets. Yeah, so, uh, autographs kind
of a thing of past paying for porn other than
the handful of people who are like only fans or
what the other thing I'm wondering, how are strip clubs
doing these days?
Speaker 12 (16:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Good questions. You can tell you ship clubs. I mean,
you can just be on the computer see anything that
you want. You're not paying the cover.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Well, I'll tell you this though, like going to the
strip clubs in the past couple of years with my friends,
they have gone way more aggressive on just like getting
your money. This second you walk in the door.
Speaker 8 (16:46):
Is exactly whenmber I was telling the story last about
a year ago where my friends and I were in
a in a strip club downtown Philly, and it was
you walk in the door and they are all over you.
If you're not paying for or buying or tipping the
girl on stage or buying a dance in the back,
they're telling you to get out. Essentially, yeah, they used
to be really nice and then they want to be
(17:07):
your friend exactly. It was just like your money, and
when you do get in the back, they're offering full
services off the bat. I guess this was a pretty
dirty strip club to go back to the podcast, but
I think and on top of that man's yes, the
quality of the ladies in the clubs has gone oh.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Way down, way down. Wait out for sure. So we're
gonna hear about this person that Gina found who's paying
for only fans, and then some more from the a
v NS. This is like, all right, only fans, who
is paying for this? Who are your losers? But like
(17:45):
the people who have subscriptions that go on month after
we talked about signing up for something and then forgetting
about it and then as costs, you like, what's the
subscription that you just forgot.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
This ain't that.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I mean it could be right now, I have two
for Peacock and I don't know.
Speaker 12 (18:02):
Cancel.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
It could be something like that, like maybe you heard
about somebody who's on there and you're like, oh, I'll
check that out, and then you check it out and
then you forget.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah, you move on.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
You got you got the one peak and that's that.
Oh yeah, that's what Jim's hope for it. Yeah, he
was getting paid mailbox money. Sure we had to do anything.
Uh well, anyway, a couple of different things here. We're
gonna start with Gina and then Sea Bass has some clips.
He and Morgan were at the Adult Video News Awards
the Oscars of Porn a couple of months back, and
(18:37):
they were talking to a bunch of different people and
you had what is signed that you said you were
holding up.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
We talked on the store of the floor of people
actually paying for porn, and these guys are out.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
There and and if they're gonna be paying, that's where
they're gonna be, right, They're at.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
The av N.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Oh yeah, if they're willing to pay for all their
travel to to that's right hotel.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
And then Gina. Who is this guy?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Okay, so first of all, there's this chick named Abigail Lutz.
She's an OnlyFans girl. She has like one hundred thousand
followers on Instagram whatever, and she had her biggest onlyfan
contributor on her like podcast interview show, and she met
him and asked him some questions. And this guy looks
exactly like you think he would. I'm just going to
show you a picture of him, this big tone.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah, I saw that clue.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
That's Big Tony.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
He claims that he has a yeah, pro has to be.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
He claims he has a wife, and part.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Of his kink is paying for only fans, like behind
her back.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
But one of the clips makes me think.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
That this whole wife thing is suspicious.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Okay, so first let's have Big.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Tony tell us what he spends on OnlyFans. While she's introduced,
don't you.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Just produce yourself?
Speaker 12 (19:41):
Well, I'm a Big Tony, I am your number one, oh.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
With subscriber, And how much have you spent?
Speaker 12 (19:47):
Thousand dollars?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Oh, it's nice to finally meet you.
Speaker 12 (19:51):
Hands finally got to touch him.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, o god, Well that hand should be doing something
for thirty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, he kind of looks like the comic book guy
from the Simpsons. Yeah, you know, kind of that big giant,
sort of dishevel.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
And I like, is that a graphic or did you
guys that's a graphic.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
That's where I paused it to take the picture.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Okay, I say, did he have a shirt made up?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
So next, Big Tony gives a very uncreative answer about
his favorite part of Abigail's body.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
What's your favorite thing about me? Let me thank Come on,
you have to choose thinks the problem? Can you stop
gooning and not be a creep? Okay, what do you
think you're doing here?
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Bab And what is I've never heard gooning before?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Stopped gooning?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (20:38):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (20:38):
I've never heard that. It's kind of like ed believe
on my radar gooning.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Is that kind of like glawking?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Maybe that makes sense? And finally, this is where I
call the whole wife thing into a question, because remember
how I said he's married. Well, this gets a little
little dicey when Abigail asks him about.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
His intense obsession or infatuation with something off into the
point of losing perspective or common sense, stocking standing within
online community.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
There we go going. So this is what he says
when Abigail asked him about his sexual history.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
It's your body count.
Speaker 12 (21:12):
I'm very sorry. I can't say I'm parent.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Come on, you came all this way. Just tell me
you can't mis me.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Okay, I won't.
Speaker 12 (21:21):
I'm a virgin. Why no girl's ever given me a chance.
That's why I spent so much in her. I hope
one day, but let me hit it.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I believe it.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
He says he's a virgin, has never been given a
but he has a wife. That's why I'm like, I
don't buy this wife thing at all.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I believe it is a virgin before I believe he's
got a wife. Miguel, what what's l u t z?
Speaker 4 (21:40):
And she's just like a cute, perky blonde and she
does some stuff with her mom.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Like the glasses and she's you know, it's fine. What
does she do with her mom?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Well, she interviews her in like other pictures.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Now it's not interested. Yeah, okay, Well she's one of
the big earners.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Yeah, and she doesn't need you because she has big tony.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Well yeah, but also like looks like the kind of
chick that like you put it in there once and
your your p is burning, like she looks you say
that you know you could tell if somebody's got an
STD just by looking at them. Yeah, yeah, Sea Bass,
I mean what do you think, Abigail lots? She looks
dirty here?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I think.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I mean, here's the picture I'm looking at, So she is?
Is that chlamydia?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Like?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
What do you think? It's not AIDS? But like what
like if you if you just had to look at
her picture and go, what STD does this person have?
What would you what would you guess? Greg? Oh? And
not very different? Yeah? Is it something that you can
clear up with a pill? Or herpes? I think herpes?
That's easy, like genital wartz.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
I mean you're definitely getting Yeah, Flara, who is?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
What would you guess here based on the picture? And not?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
And not?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Because you don't want to get her pregnant?
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
You don't want You don't want to do that either, right?
You know she's paying your no, although you might be
able to get spousal support because she's apparently bringing in
some pretty good money.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Yeah, thanks, Big Tone.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Twenty thousand subscribers based on and then however much what's
the overhead?
Speaker 13 (23:10):
Not really any Yeah, what a camera? You're a big Tony.
You don't go on there and talk about it. You
stay hidden behind the scenes, right, I mean, if.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
He's putting it all out there, a chance to meet
his girl, but he.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Does a hook up or gets something out of it,
he has a dropper more.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Now we know Big Tony he pays for only fans.
But who are so of these other people that Sea
Bass and Morgan ran into in Vegas the A Viennawards.
We're going to talk to them next.
Speaker 14 (23:34):
Oh yeah, that's the.
Speaker 12 (23:35):
Spot right there.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
The show's right, all right, So we already heard that
one dude who has paid thirty five thousand dollars in
total so far, and that's just for that one chick.
I think so literally, Miguel's to why or how he
was doing it? I mean he said he he's a virgin, Yeah,
(24:01):
and he's one thousand pounds. I mean, what other Why
choose her? Why get her money off?
Speaker 12 (24:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
And so forth. Yeah, Well, you see, you're you're a
much better interviewer of freaks than Abigail than yeah, than
Abigail Morgan is too, is she met a guy at
the Adult Video News Awards. His name is Don and
he is a big payer of porn. All right, here's Don.
Speaker 15 (24:21):
Do you subscribe to anyone on OnlyFans?
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (24:24):
Yeah, yeah, well you're breaking fox that I'm just talking to.
I've been on hers for a long time. I think
her annual is like eighty five dollars.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
It's not real bad.
Speaker 16 (24:32):
But also when I look at them, I look at
how many pictures should they have up? Yeah? To me,
that's more important than anything, because a lot of them
don't put into It's like, why am I subscribing? I
know that they like to do this sex thing, but
it's hard to type with one hand for the other one. Yeah,
it doesn't work and the keyboard gets sticky.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
You know what.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
Yeah, but you hear that a lot where you the
only fan subscription is not all they pay for. They
pay for the sex thing. The chat messages the more
like the girlfriend experience that.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I just looked he's wasting his money. He was older.
She does kind of oldish, but he is older too,
is you could probably tell from his voice. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (25:14):
But it's sad though, because they think they're chatting with
the girl. Most of these girls have hired people to
chat for sure.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It's not even them are the fantasy. Let's talk more
about the tips he pays for this chatting. All right
here again, here's Don But most of them we have
an agreement. I will tip them, but then we just chat, okay, just.
Speaker 16 (25:31):
Kind of like we're doing now, or like with Reagan
that I can ask about what she's doing and what's
going on, that kind of stuff.
Speaker 15 (25:37):
And I much prefer that, Yeah, because then you're getting
to know the real person.
Speaker 16 (25:41):
Yes, ma'am, and then getting to meet them here makes
it even better.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah's touch arm?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Is?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I telling him that She's like, I know what it
feels like to touch you, Morgan. It was very nice.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
By the way, Uh, this chick kind of looks like
a mon baby. She's kind of a fitness Yeah. Her,
it's a man. Look at one of the and bra Yeah,
if you if you tear, I would say, like nipples
up that is a dude like those in her arms
and then her her big yeah, her big muscler back. Yeah.
I mean she's got a body that I would like.
(26:15):
I wouldn't know what a woman's like forearm feels like
unless I actually went and touched it and also like
shed thost in here on her Instagram profile. Lost my
original ig account at four hundred and seventy thousand followers, like,
who cares?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
They always do that.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, they raise you on Instagram. Thank you. I know
what it feels like to touch you. I know what
it feels like to touch.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Another.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Thing they paid for on OnlyFans is custom work, you know,
custom pictures, videos, et centro and to don about that.
Speaker 16 (26:42):
I think the most up paid in one month is
like maybe fifteen hundred dollars. And I do a lot
of customers, okay that they shoot customers. I like the
soft and the sensual. I don't like this hard banging.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I don't like this. It just.
Speaker 16 (26:58):
Ain't. It's like, just had a experience with in this copy. Okay,
so no, it's like, oh that hurt. Well, I retained
the gas and it wouldn't. So the sergeant put me
back in the room to do it. But he didn't
put me back to sleep. He didn't put any lubri
kit on this too, so he's sliding this too and
(27:21):
it started to burn. It's like they still feel good.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Do we need his life story?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
All of his past traumas. She asked the follow up. Yeah,
so this is Morgan and Sea Bass. They're at the
Adult Video News Awards. Its back a few months ago.
But they're talking to these dudes about them paying for
only fans. We're wondering, who are the people who are
doing it? How does they make our money? Some for
it's exactly who you think it would be. This guy, though,
is younger.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
His name is rich Kid Nick, and he is Malaba's
most wanted as you're about to hear. Okay, I guess
he's a rapper of some sort, but.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
He used to at least pay for porn. Okay, here
he is so rich Kid Nick, rich Kid Nick?
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Nice to make you got?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
What were the sights you went to?
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Vasar's Stepsis loves Me? This loves Me I think that's
the name of it.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
And then black and what are the show on black?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
It's like big black bitches.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
And only fans.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
Got he paid for like the brass, the the oh
these the studios he bought, like the Max subscription.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
It's a white kid, of course, Miami. Not to bring
this up to you, did they say that hard Rock
Nick died Hard.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Rock Nick of Yeah, he was on this show. He
was on your mom's house. I believe he committed suicide
in Florida.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
Oh really really a couple of months ago. A right,
that's the guy like the throwback that he like.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Uh no, no, no, that's big time Tommy, big time.
What's happening?
Speaker 8 (28:52):
He like there was a billionaire. He had this weird
like painted on eyebrows and teeth.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Went to me a while back, and he's gone apparently
back to rich kid Nick though, who paid for porn?
How much is it costing him? All right? When you
were paying how much were you paying?
Speaker 17 (29:05):
Probably like only like four hundred a month? Yeah, only fans.
I was like tipping only fans girls.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Okay, yeah, what are some of the best girls you liked?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
All right? Having Marina Riley Raid? Damn, I'll be forgetting.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Why did you want to give them money?
Speaker 5 (29:23):
I just like giving people money. Actually, I like blessing
people a lot.
Speaker 17 (29:26):
I like howping people that don't have this was like philanthropy, philanthropres.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well we're good done out of that.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
He likes helping people that don't have stuff.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Okay, I want to be blessed by rich Yeah, same blessing.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Well there's a way, Gina, that happened.
Speaker 8 (29:42):
Actually, Gina, not to you, unfortunately, but he had a
real girlfriend with him when I was talking to him,
who now is being blessed by rich kid Nick. Now
that's why he's not paying for porn anymore.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Blessing people lucky, he'd be blessing. How did you meet
your current girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Honestly?
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Say? Is that right?
Speaker 17 (30:00):
I wanted her for like two years, but she was
in a relationship, so I just kept deebitor like over
and over again, and then they finally broke up. And
then I contacted my friend and I was like, yo,
you need to like tell her to company. And then
I took her outside so like the club and stuff,
and then she like texted me and she's like, you
know what, I like you. And then I took her
to the Virgin Islands to the Ritz Carlton. Then I
took her we went to Mexico, Honduras. She paid for
the cruise, but I paid for everything on the cruise.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
And then let me clear, he did not pay for this.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
Wow, Chris kid Nick not very uh giving apparently, So yeah,
she bought the cruise.
Speaker 8 (30:32):
But he took her to you know, the Ritz, Carlton
or whatever. And apparently the secret is this is is
like even if a girl has a boyfriend, you just
keep dving her for like two years straight.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, eventually she wanted to wear her down. Yeah, because
you want to be blessing people the way rich kid
Nick tried to give me one hundred dollars. He tried
to make you happy. I don't know what, because he
gave me his like wrap handle and I can't find
him anywhere. That's what makes it cool. But super undergrad.
How do people men, as you might know this, how
do guys like that?
Speaker 8 (31:02):
You see these guys who are like rappers, They have
one video and suddenly they have stacks of bills, Like
are they just drug dealers?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Is it from their parents? Well, obviously you can also
buy it on Amazon like fake. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:14):
Yeah, we use it for like promo for like radio
giveaways and stuff for the videos.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah, the companies give us real money to make it rain.
Throw it in the air. Morgan should have been talking
to if you want if you want girlfriends, guys, all
you gotta do is buy women like expensive vacations and
you can go in there and have sex with them. Now,
Morgan were any of these guys attractive that I spoke to,
absolutely not, Like, what do you think about the rich
(31:40):
kid Nick?
Speaker 15 (31:41):
He sounds annoying. So I respect women that can hang
around an annoying guy just for the you know.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
The bag. Yeah, but like some of these guys, the
rapper guys are always broke. I don't know how they
do it.
Speaker 15 (31:53):
Yeah, I used to be into brokeman.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I get it. These only fangirls. They're making it happen,
you know. Yeah, the dream eight seven seven forty four,
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(32:16):
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nine eight seven. Dude, I'm like, damn near crippled. What happened?
(32:37):
I think I figured out what I did? All right?
This is so dumb. So I've had this like crazy pain.
I feel like I pulled something like uh, my right shoulder, okay,
kind of by my shoulder blade lifting. Oh dude, please Joe, yeah,
Joe and the jerk no er no. So anyway, and
I was like, man, what the hell did I do?
Because I couldn't figure.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
Now.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I carried in literally every bag of groceries that I
had from the grocery store. Because I'm a man, you know,
all it was and it is. I kind of see
it as a challenge. Do you ever do that? Of course,
it's like how I think every guy trips to the car.
I think every guy has done where you know, they
see how far back they can stand from the toilet
still get into the You've done maybe not like as
you know, a forty year old man, but you know,
maybe you've done that in your history. Of course, everybody's
(33:21):
done that. And then the other thing is like like
I try to get all so when my wife says
is there anything left out there? I go, nope, I
got it all. And I look like such a man.
Yeah you know, and yeah, so anyway, I thought maybe
it was that, but nope, it's not that. And now
the pain has radiated to like the middle of my
spine and it hurts so bad. It's going up my
(33:43):
right side of my neck, giving me a headache. I've
done that before. Yeah, So I figured out what it
was in the middle of the night last night, because
the motion is if I bring my arm across the
front of my body, that's that's what triggers that pain.
So it was not the grocery No. I think I
pulled a muscle turning over in bed one. Oh wow,
(34:04):
I'm embarrassing. That's like when I threw out my back sneezing. Yeah. Yeah,
because like what it happened is, uh, you know, the
the covers and stuff were kind of tucked under the
one side, so when I when I went to roll over,
they were uh stuck. So I want to go grab
them and pull them out from underneath my big fat body.
And I think in doing that, because that's the motion,
(34:25):
like I did it the other night, I did it
last night and go to pull the and it's like, man,
that's exactly where I felt. Idiot, Wow, that's how you're
hurting yourself now. You don't do what I do. I
kind of like when I flip over, I kind of
go airborne, yes, and yeah, I go up and I
kind of bounce. But has that not wake Nacho up?
Oh no, she calls it like the whale, like you know,
(34:47):
like a breaching Yeah.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
It's like I bounce on the mattress, go airborne, Yeah,
flip over and then land on my side.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Oh good, Yeah, like super fast. It's like a flip. Yeah.
But I'm just loading up on on Adville. Wow. Hopefully over.
Hopefully I won't need surgery. Greg. You now, that's why
you gotta have a way to blanket so you could
red some yeah, nerve damage. Whatever happened you? Yeah, because uh,
Sea Bass had had hit me up earlier this morning,
saying he ended up with the urgent care. Well yeah,
(35:18):
that's uh that was a surprise. Yeah, what was that
all about? More specifically emergency room at like two thirty
in the morning.
Speaker 8 (35:25):
So I wake up and uh, after like an hour
and a half, two hours of sleep, which never happens.
I'm usually good for at least four or five, and
I look what time is it. I look at my
fit bit, I'm like, oh, your heart rate's like ninety
which is not resting.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Okay, Like wow, I can't I guess, So I'm like,
I'll just close my eyes, go back to bed. Can't, Mike,
can I can't really breathe. Well, were you having a
weird dream? I don't think so, I can't really breathe. Well,
look down like you were running from a pack of
hot chicks or something you dream and clamoring to get
on top of you. Right, Yeah, one at a time. Yeah,
heart rates one twenty. I'm laid down in bed. Oh wow,
(36:01):
and I'll wake at this point heart rate's one yea, Like, oh,
this is bad news. This is why I don't use
the Apple watch anymore, because that's what I was so like,
I took in a steroid for like a sinus infection
at some point, right, and it gave me these heart palpitations, right,
which I didn't equate to the steroid at the time.
I'm like, oh my god, what the hell's going on?
(36:21):
And so I look at my stupid Apple Watch and
it would show your heart rate, and by seeing it
and going wow, that doesn't seem resting or that doesn't
seem what it should be right now. What happens now
you're amping yourself up. And so that's what I don't
have that problem, not I don't. I didn't do panic attacks,
none of that stuff. I never had that issue.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
And so I go.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I call it white coat heart rate or something like that. Yeah,
go to the doctor. I've never had that. I've never
had that problem. I've never had that issue.
Speaker 8 (36:47):
I'm a calm person, never had I don't care about needles,
none of that stuff.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
So like, and that won't go back down. It's like
a hundred. And I'm just laying there like, well, my
heart rate shouldn't be a hundred laying in bed. That's you.
That could be one of those things, which should it be.
I have no idea resting like six sixty years below
when when resting. Yeah, it's like, because.
Speaker 8 (37:08):
It's on my little rat thing. Oh you're resting heart
rate is sixty two mm hm. So I'm like, okay, well,
crap us. I drive to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
They get there, it's still around one hundred beats per minuted.
Park the cyber truck where they just impressed it to
keep you outside talk right like I can't talk right now.
I maybe having a heart attack. I'm sure they ed
you right away, but we want to look at the truck. Well,
luckily there was nobody there because it's middle of the night.
It's not you know, Halloween or anything.
Speaker 8 (37:31):
And they got me right in ekj ekg. Fine blood work,
fine heart rate didn't go down for like an hour
or two though, so they think it's because again, no hype,
my old card. No, it does none of that stuff.
All that stuff is a okay, perfectly in good health.
They think she's like, well, do you snore? I'm like, yeah, probably,
but I had a sleep test last year because I
(37:52):
was like, maybe I got sleep apnea and I get
a sweet seapet that.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Was negatives or anything. No id normal. Oh, she asked
me about cocaine.
Speaker 7 (38:05):
In the morning.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Has anything to do with the fact that he was
talking about how doesn't eat sweets and stuff when he's
not here, but he loads up on a candy and
cakes and the doughnuts and stuff that around. Yesterday I
had one Mickey ear macaron. Disney dropped off some peanut
butter chocolate Mickey macaron is so good.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
And one dinner I had a whole rochest ree chicken,
which is not unusual, and the like a bottle of
red wine not unusual. Nice, yeah, not no normal bedtime
blah blah blah. So she's like, well, we gotta go
see a cardiologist, et cetera, et cetera. So I don't know,
think I'll probably have to lay off the booze and
go see this cardiologist.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
He'll tell me everything's fine. I'm sure. Yeah, just keep
an eye on it. Don't be surprised me. What's a
panic attack, Because even if you don't like consciously there's
a panic guy, I'm not. I'm not a conscious panic
guy either. I'm not like, I feel like I can
handle and I do handle pretty well. I can do
a lot of things at once. I don't feel overwhelmed,
you know. And then they did the same thing as
(39:00):
I'm like, well, there's got to be something wrong, because
it doesn't make any sense. At the time, things were
great and nothing was going on, no stress, I was,
I was perfectly fine. And then they're like, yeah, it
could be this subconscious anxiety that you got going on.
You're not even aware of it, and it'll it'll manifest
that in those kind of ways. I'm like, I'm not,
I have nothing to be nervous about it. Life is
(39:21):
a okay.
Speaker 8 (39:22):
Look at all the slat I'm saying I got to
retire this year, I'm clearly Yeah, but I think it's
I I think I bet you I could use a
seatpap is what it could be. Because that's how these
That's how when you when you do have uh sleep
app that's how you die because you can't breathe, white
(39:44):
eyed that way, and then your heart starts going. And
if you have a bad heart, you know, can it
can knock you over the edge.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Because everybody talks about how awesome the sleep is. It's
it's like one step below like propo false. But you
had the machine when you don't care, the machine is
killed when it killed.
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Yeah, I love that you showed up to work with
the hospital. Baby, I didn't take you know, that's an opportunity.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Did not take a photo.
Speaker 6 (40:07):
That's what I would do, and I just want to
do there's.
Speaker 8 (40:11):
The I V for uh because they took my blood
to test from Yeah, markers, can I do the vague
post where I take a picture and say pray.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
For and we don't even say from the e R.
You take the photo and you say current view. Yeah,
this wasn't on my bingo card for today. I got it.
I gotta do a better photo so we can't see that. Yeah,
you can't see that I'm in the problem. We need
a bet or something. I don't put it. There's generic
carpet out in the hallway. Yeah no, no, we're gonna
(40:39):
posts of work and all kinds of question. Is I
tell you just jerk off and call oh, smoke weed
and you're fine?
Speaker 8 (40:46):
They said yeah. They said no, no caffeine, no alcohol,
no exercise. Yeah right, let's see about that.
Speaker 6 (40:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
I told the girls like, well, could I do like,
you know, like maybe like a boot camp or some
kickboxing or something for a while. Just go the box.
I'm supposed to do iron Man this week. Perhaps I
could carry you to your car. Yeah, well that's what
she's like. Well, just look, you time done today, I
can do curls and now okay. People are texting it's
the vaccine. No again, that all the all the time.
(41:15):
Well he did get all of that.
Speaker 8 (41:18):
There's the thing too, is all that all the blood
tests they did were for all those heart things, all
that my card of stuff, and that was all negative.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
So it's nothing there. It's the ekg's were fine. I'm
glad you're fine. Don't let everything turned out to be Okay,
the UKG is all good. Here you stand. That's good.
It's never comforting, right, I never again. If you wake
up you're like, oh, I have my heart rates twice
what it should be. People taking issuees like saying, dude,
still with the fitbit, Like what year is it? Yeah?
(41:45):
I love it.
Speaker 8 (41:46):
I've tried the I tried the Samson Watch, but I
don't like having to charge things every day or two fit.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Bits go for a week easy. Yeah, that's true. That's
why I like the Aura ring ye for sleep monitoring,
because like every two three days, you charge that thing.
It takes twenty minutes to charge and you're good for
two or three days, whereas the Apple Watch was every day.
If you're trying to do sleep monitoring, So at what
point of your day do not have the convenience of
what you have the watch for?
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Exactly.
Speaker 8 (42:10):
I'm always with the Samsung Watch. I was taking it on,
putting it off, take it. This thing you could go
five days a week and it's fine.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
All right, Well, glad you're here because we have a
round of cart narks that we were planning on. Yeah,
round the Moodie Show cart narks.
Speaker 6 (42:24):
Yes, I know, I'm near my house.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
All right, Well, we have some card ark in the doom.
Hell yeah, I just saw a video. You probably saw
the people send you all those shopping cart videos all
the time. You see the woman getting taken out by
the rogue shopping cars. So this was a target parking lot.
You can tell about the big red carts. There was
no heditation. I knew exactly what. And his old grandpa
is just watched his load her trunk. She doesn't have
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a cart with her, but out of the off screen
nowhere here comes full speed a shopping cart and she
doesn't see it, cutting hits her square in the back.
Speaker 8 (43:03):
She goes down instantly, and then the cart like I
guess it's blowing in the wing because as plastic as
their lighter carts.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
It falls over on top of her. Yeah, it's like
running over.
Speaker 13 (43:13):
He continually got attacked by this card. I mean, that's
an example of why you don't just leave it, sig.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
What do you care?
Speaker 12 (43:20):
What run?
Speaker 2 (43:24):
That's where agents of aastion comes in. The agents of
cart knarks try to get people do the right thing
and return their cards. And we have a brand new
round of cart narks ready to go for you. On
the explosive scale, what would you give it? It's pretty
high I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (43:36):
I'm still peeling off the leads from my e kg
am like they didn't take they took the wires off.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Card Ards. What you're gonna do, What you're gonna do
when they on you? Carnarks, card Arks, What you're gonna do,
What you're gonna do, and they on you? Narks is
filmed alongside the Man and Women of card Narks.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
List of discretion is advice from experience. You gotta make
sure you get the ones that are kind of like
around the corner on your ribs, the middle of my chest,
down the.
Speaker 6 (44:07):
Yeah take those off on Instagram after the Woody Show
and they said somebody finally got you.
Speaker 8 (44:12):
Oh yeah, Well, actually, today is a banner day in
cart arcs because with the debut of a new agent
of the Cardinals. If you're a fan of the nineteen
eighty six film Cobra starring Sylvester Stallone, you're.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Gonna love Agent cart Bretty.
Speaker 8 (44:31):
Because most of the the Cartnarks agents are known for
being polite, kind, almost to a fault. Well, cart Bretty
he's a little more tough, he's a little more scary.
He doesn't he plays by his own rules. He might
have a thick accent from somewhere. So he approaches this
lady and she's done the classic thing again where people
will leave out two or three carts and like I say,
(44:52):
around the hand disabled spot, handicap spot, and people will say.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Oh, well, look at all those carts over there. I'll
take mine the throat over there too.
Speaker 6 (44:59):
So she's on that.
Speaker 8 (45:00):
She's added like a fourth car to the little cluster.
And and by the way, those those blue stripes around
the handicapped spots are there for a reason. They don't
want your car there or your cart's there. But she
doesn't care about that. And Agent cart Breddy talks to
her about that, man, you lift your card out blocking
the handicap period. Why do they put the blue lines there? Man,
(45:23):
which one of the cars is you put there? You
put one of them there.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
I saw you. Oh so if everybody decided to poop
on the grip, you can do it right.
Speaker 8 (45:32):
Yeah, friend, she's like, because because Agent car Brett he
points at the car. She's like, I didn't put that
one there.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
This one.
Speaker 8 (45:41):
They love to argue over the tiniest And by the way,
you're inconsequential things that have nothing.
Speaker 7 (45:46):
To do with it.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Is mister car baretty. Is he any way, shape or
form related to mister Bongo song?
Speaker 9 (45:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (46:00):
Ready is much like Cobra did in the movie. He
patrols the scummy streets of Los Angeles filth. Okay, so
now she's she's yelling and screaming. She drives a little
way down on the to the parking lot. But she
hasn't let the parking lot yet. And so what are
our agents love to do? They love to fake that
they put a magnet on the persona that so this
this agent car buddy walks up behind her car, pretends
(46:20):
that he's putting a magnet that says, I don't return
my shopping really like a jerk. And does she get
out and try to find the magget?
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yeah she does. I didn't.
Speaker 9 (46:30):
I faked you out. I won't this time. I'll do
it for real this day. But you understand when you
block handicapped.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
People's I didn't block.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
No, don't touch my man.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
When you block that man you having a conversation while you're.
Speaker 5 (46:44):
Yelling at care.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Clearly are you prating me? They're not harassing you. Name
is Agent cub Broody with the cup. Why are you
being so angry you think, guys, I'm just gonna tell
you my name real quick, Paul. Do you think she
wants me to touch her mother f and car?
Speaker 1 (47:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah, what model McLaren?
Speaker 9 (47:07):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (47:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (47:07):
It was like.
Speaker 8 (47:09):
And I think she said something like when eye but
it beats on and punch you, you're not gonna like
it or something like that.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Oh wow, that's very intimidating. That's a crewmin three, I believe.
Speaker 8 (47:21):
So at this point she's now she's kind of out
toward the driving area, back to the main road, and unfortunately,
because she's out of her car and yelling and screaming
and then threatening and committing crimes and things of that nature,
there are folks behind her and they do join in
on the conversation.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Ma'am, you couldn't hit me that. I'm very I'm a
highly trained agent. I'll block. You're a tick.
Speaker 7 (47:42):
Ma'am.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Do you understand that the area is around the honeycaps botch?
Why are you going at me?
Speaker 5 (47:49):
I know it, did I know.
Speaker 9 (47:52):
I'm gonna let you get out of the waycause you're
blocking draftic, you're blocking traffic, so I'm gonna let you go.
You know, I agree, sir, I agree, I agree with you.
Now that she's called a potage stir, I'll later get
out of the way.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
She's a jerk, though she got she pulled up you
don't know me a couple of times there. Yeah, yeah,
you know, I am two hundred. Also, like very unlike
the cartnarks to go name calling. Usually they're being called names, right,
but see that's you might say, like, I'm not calling
you a bit, you're acting like a bitch. They may say, like,
I don't return to my shopping car cart like a jerk, Right,
(48:23):
you're temporarily being a jerk in this moment. But very
rarely do you ever straight up here the cartnark ever
call the person who didn't return a jerk. You could,
but it was, but he goes by his own rules.
It was also done in a way that you can
blame the other drivery because he said, I agree, she's
being a jerk.
Speaker 8 (48:39):
And that's the whole point of the cartnarks is not
is to make the public spaces cleaner and better. And
so once we do have the situation where she's blocking
three four cars, that doesn't help. So she she wins
quote unquote, she was.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
The lesser of two evils exactly, yes, so Asian Carbretty,
he's also he's patrolling around and he sees a guy
in a big old truck. And this guy is probably
under thirty, able bodied. He's probably three spots from the
cart returned. But you know what's right next to him?
An empty spot?
Speaker 8 (49:04):
An empty spot, and the cart goes right in the
middle of that spot. Doesn't pop it up on the
curve or something like that. So Agent cart Bretty approaches
this man and asks him, politely, of course, to see
if he could put that cart where up along.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
And thank god the agent Carbretdy was on the scene.
If that happen, you're gonna turn your life around. Why not.
Speaker 9 (49:32):
I'll probably see this, so I'm not gonna fall for
your drinks. Oh you're jerk, he says.
Speaker 8 (49:39):
I actually follow you, so you know what's who the
cart knarks are, and yet still does because he wants
to see it on video. Okay, this is this has
been this has been hypothesized for a while that the
Cartnarks become so famous that people will start screwing with us,
messing with us, like, oh, I want to be on
the video, so I'm gonna leave my cart out and
that's kind of what happened right there. He didn't see
me beforehand, but once he saw what was going on,
(50:00):
he said, huh, guess guess what, jork Hole. Yeah, I'm
gonna blur your face out in the video.
Speaker 9 (50:09):
All your lucier friends can't see you, see your stupid
giant blue truck will not see you lose her.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
So take that you got served.
Speaker 6 (50:18):
That's what That's what happened to Tom Green and Jackass.
Speaker 8 (50:23):
Yeah, Johnny got to fame. Yeah, they got too fame.
They would have to go to other countries to do so,
do like bad Grandpa Whereason and make it the whole time, like, oh,
I want to be on the video yet, well we
got time for one more.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Agent, cart Bretty, what do you show? Cartnard?
Speaker 8 (50:35):
He sees a lady and what she's done is she
is a put her cart behind her car, loaded her
groceries in the trunk and said, Lottie dog, guess I'm
going to go away?
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Who cares? If the next person wants to do what
I did, well they'll have to deal with my cart.
I don't care. Aching cart Bretty approaches her and hopes again,
there's always the first offer is always politeness and kindness.
Let's see if she takes it with the cage you
now you caught it good. You hit your cut block
in the area.
Speaker 9 (50:59):
But you're sure I'll get it for you, said, you
be and die, I'll get it for you. Sweet, you're
not never seeing you might not changing. You cop ready
with your car, always do it. And today was just
you know us, when people are sweet like you, we
do it for them.
Speaker 7 (51:18):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (51:18):
It is such a blessing.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
Thank you. I don't know that you're a blessing. Age cutting.
She was like, oh, I usually, I'm so sorry. And see,
that's all you gotta do. That's all I gotta say.
You don't have to be like the first beach and
fight me and scream at me throw stuff. And now
(51:41):
she did she did. You know she didn't lie right
to your face and tell you that she always does
it normally, that that's always the excuse. I never do.
But that was one time. That's like a cart and
nark all babe moment You're like, you're a blessing. Yeah,
you're a blessing. It was a very special episode. It
can be done. People. You don't have to be a
complete I guess. Yeah, it was. It was a lot
of salt with a little sweetness. Yeah you know, I
(52:04):
didn't see that salty and sweet in this round of
what do you show?
Speaker 14 (52:08):
Card?
Speaker 2 (52:08):
And nice work for you?
Speaker 7 (52:10):
Man?
Speaker 2 (52:10):
I mean sorry, agent cart reready, I'll tell you return
your car to people. Not that big a deal.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
I have blocked that.
Speaker 10 (52:21):
Man.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
When you block it? Man, why do you have a conversation?
Why do you you o there care?
Speaker 9 (52:27):
You're not namers abroad with.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
A why are you brush? Are angry? Sammy's first impression
with the dudes outside the chicken joint at the bus stop.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
She looks like she's got an antsy shop that doesn't
do very well. Those people. She feels like your close family,
Like she's not a witch, but she hangs around witches.
So it's like, here, hold these stones and let's hold hands.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
In home, I do have an yet, you know, very
bull and we're back. It's Tuesday morning. Any update. We'ven't
try to find an update on Greg's war with his neighbors,
my silent war. Do you want to recap real quick?
And basically, they're leaving the garbage cans out.
Speaker 13 (53:17):
They're leaving the garbage cans out seven days a week,
three hundred and sixty five days a year. I've mentioned
this in the past that it's annoying, it's on sightly.
I worked my entire life to live in this one
particular neighborhood. They're making it junkie. I got a lot
of texts saying, go, you're so obsessed, why do you care?
I care because I don't like looking at garbage cans
(53:38):
on the street literally seven days a week. And there
are these two particular offenders. One has four cans, the
other one I believe has six. I gotta look at
up the photo that I people live in that house.
Speaker 1 (53:50):
I know.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
So I enlisted Sea Bass to help me out with
a little project. And then Sea Bass had some what postcards?
Speaker 8 (53:56):
Yeah, so Greg took some photos of these disgusting reprobas
size and so I send them anonyous postcards with a
picture of their house and a not so subtle, not
so subtle note saying, hey, you be a piece of crap.
Clean up your garbage cans on the city. Isn't enforcing
the which, by the way, this is against code. You
could be writing them tickets, but they're too lazy and
they don't They don't do anything so I know that
(54:17):
those were received because I sent you know, I get
a little email confirmation when they are when they are
sent in, and there's a phone number on there which
they did not call. So that means Greg, my question
you is, I assume a couple of weeks later here
that the car, the carts, the cans, the cans are
still all over the street.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
Right.
Speaker 13 (54:34):
Well, interesting wrinkle. It's gotten worse, worse somehow, it pushing.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
Now.
Speaker 13 (54:44):
I think in my neighborhood, the standard issue or whatever
the word is is everybody gets one garbage can, one
blue container which is recycling, and then a green container
which is yard waste. Now the house on the right
hand side has two yard waste can, the blue one
and the brown one, and those are out seven days
a week, twenty four hours a day. The house on
(55:06):
the left, which I believe had two of each two garbage,
two recycling, two waist, they have all six still out
on the street. And now they have like what I
would call a home garbage can, kind of like a
tall you know, like what we have in the studio,
a tall rectangular, not one that you would take out,
Oh my god, And that is now sitting on the
(55:26):
sidewalk behind all the garbage cans.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
No, nothing has improved.
Speaker 13 (55:31):
I don't know, because when I drive by them, they're
empty because they come and get the garbage one day
a week, and then the cans sit there empty. My
main question is, especially with the yard wasist ones, why
are they just sitting there? They do you no good
at the curb. I can understand. If you have a
bag of garbage, you walk it out to the can.
If you have a bunch of yard clippings, what are
(55:51):
you carrying them by hand and then just dumping them
into the cans?
Speaker 2 (55:54):
If you have if you have six cans, yeah, there's
no place to put those other than outside. I don't
know why you have six side of your house. Yeah, yeah,
these aren't like tiny little like good right like murbery
store six, Like we have three, and it takes up
like we have just enough room on the side, you know,
because there's a door and then there's like some you know,
(56:15):
uh those air conditioner units or whatever, and then yeah,
so like but they fit perfectly right there, and it's
behind a you know, like a door gate. Yes, you know,
you don't see them, and then you just look at
the house. You don't see them because it's unsightly it is.
Speaker 13 (56:28):
And at my house, I keep them right in the
side yard, the front side yard, and I even had
a little like partition wall built to obscure the view
of these garbage cans.
Speaker 2 (56:38):
So what's the next step Because I'm thinking, especially if
it came in the mail and they got these, I
think the next thing to do would be somewhat like
you see, like reelders do. They'll go door to door
and leave something hanging on the door knob because I
know that we get the mail. Yeah yeah, because when
we get the mail, we go through and it's like
sort like this looks important. This is junk junk you
look at like postcard like that you don't even know
(57:00):
they read it. You to see it. It's my house.
I know the slobs who live at this address. Do
you flip flip? Oh yeah, well I guess because there's
a picture of your house, I would what they would
kind of catch my attention. So here's what maybe or
maybe fake them out, because sometimes, like the real estate agents,
they will leave like something to show you what the
comps are in your neighborhood, like oh hey, look at
(57:20):
here's your here's the information about your house are you
thinking about and that might like trick them in the
looking at.
Speaker 8 (57:25):
It like a photoshop out there. Look, look how much
a nicer your place with these garbage.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
Cans or what? Or like put in an envelope says
tax document inclosed. Somebody's looking for those. I think they
have signed up up the ante for sure. And my
thought is I could do either. Would it be illegal?
Lawyers out there?
Speaker 5 (57:43):
What did he like?
Speaker 8 (57:44):
Because yard signs are cheap to print to just get
a yard sign that says, you know, a complete slob
who lives here, leave their garbage cans out twenty four
and yeah, and just just because I could walk by.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
You know, the thing that I fear is ring doorbell.
You know, we'll see. That's why I do it. You don't, right,
but if you do it or what if you want
a you know, just a clipboard and go, yes, we
send some correspondence to your house. Yeah maybe maybe haven't seen.
Is there a reason why the trust can That's not
a bad idea, Just tell us why. Okay, So I
(58:17):
mean you guys are being all funny about it. What
I would do?
Speaker 6 (58:20):
You know what I would do is I would just
find my city leader through LinkedIn and then I reach
out to them and have them enforce the codes. But
if we want to keep it funny, I do know
that sounds like a really good time for the radio. Yeah,
I know you do want to keep it funny.
Speaker 2 (58:35):
We can do both. Strapped a strong to my local politicians,
go to the city council. I mean that's always word
for me.
Speaker 6 (58:42):
But you know, if we want to keep it funny
and for the radio, I do know a company that
has the truck that has those digital billboards and then
you can just like park the truck right across the
street and have.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
A message put your cands away. That could be fun.
That would be good. That sounds I don't see that.
Or we stage we get stage like where we have
those like paid protesters like they have it other things.
Oh hey, these cans gotta go. Sounds like you've done
this before. Get a job, don't be a slod.
Speaker 8 (59:15):
I think that's probably the best one because truck, well,
because I can mic myself up in that way, I
can have a conversation with them should they come out,
so I would eat from Greg is when are they
typically at home?
Speaker 2 (59:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (59:28):
I think the house on the I've never seen any
activity there. The house on the left, they just redid
the entire front yard and made it look incredibly nice,
which is why I'm surprised that there's such pigs.
Speaker 2 (59:39):
You know, they have to be home twenty four seven.
If they're making that much garbage. Well, the postcards didn't work.
We'll have to regroup, try to figure out what the
you know, number two is. I think to be fair
of maybe one follow up postcard, and we do have
a text here. Just send us the slobs address. We
will come pick up the trash cans for free. They'll
never come back. Yeah, we gotta we gotta tread lightly
on that. Yeah, how much does it cost? New trash
(01:00:03):
can cost one hundred bucks and you have to get
the city issued. Yeah exactly. They have these lame rules
that you can only get a replacement if the wheels
are broken and the lid is broken. Oh that's right,
et cetera, et cetera. They make it difficult to get
a new one. We'll keep you guys updated. Phones open
eight seven seven forty four. People are already texting over
their their ideas over to two to two nine eight seven. Yeah,
(01:00:24):
we're not looking to steal anything. We're not looking to vandalize.
They're not going to do anything. We just want them
to put the This is about making things more sightly exactly.
It's not unsightly. And you know what these things are
on wheels. You roll them down on trash day, Yeah, yeah,
roll them back up. And the trash company even offers
a service they call it, I think valet where they
will take the cans from the side of the house
and bring them out to the curb, dump the trash,
(01:00:45):
and then bring them back up.
Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
They do.
Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Yeah, they do offer that service. I'll look it up
on the website for my trash company. And a preemptive
little comment here, if you're going to text me that
I have no life and I should worry about other things,
I'm sick of seeing it and I own it.
Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
You.
Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Yeah, so you can both be right, thank you. Yeah,
that's right, and you're right sure, alright, alright, More Woody
Show's coaching. It's the Woody Show, if you know what
I'm saying, And into another New hour Insensitivity Training, trade,
politically correct World on Woodie. That's Greg Gory, What is
(01:01:26):
up grandkimre Hi, there's Sea Mass We've got Sammy. Uh
it is National Sloppy Joe Day. Yes, we mentioned that
at the top of the show. And as we mentioned
at the top of the show, we were talking Gene
and I at least started singing along with that, and
I couldn't remember who it was or where it was from.
It's Adam Sandler and it's a song we had on
(01:01:49):
an old album from like ninety three or something. They're
all gonna laugh at you, right, yeah. But the name
of song was It wasn't called Sloppy Joe. It's called
Lunch Lady Lamb. Yeah, yeah, and it goes into the
lobby doors. Everybody gets enough food down here in Lunch
Lady talk about the lunch ladies, the pizza, hoogies and grinders,
(01:02:17):
hoogies and grinders, togies and grinders. Navy means navy means
meat your sandwich.
Speaker 7 (01:02:24):
Sloby door, slip slot it, dot it, do slob it.
Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Do home on lovey do love it?
Speaker 7 (01:02:33):
Do you the sloby door l Well I drink one
morning had I woke up to see all the pepperoni
pizza was are looking at me.
Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
It screamed, why do you burn me and serve me
a cold.
Speaker 7 (01:02:49):
I said, I got the spatula, Josh, do what you're
told and delivering onionstide adjoining the fight, and the chocolate
Budding pushed me with all its my and I chopped sue.
Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
He slapped me and it kicked me in the head.
Speaker 7 (01:03:03):
That's called revenge. Launch me and he said the garlic bread.
I said, what did I do? I make y'all so mad?
They said you got flabby arms and your breath is mad.
But then the green beans said you better running hide.
But then my friend Sloppy Joe came and joined my
side thanks to.
Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Him, Sloppy Joe hopping Slabby Joe. Yeah, it's ninety three. OK, guys,
it's a comedy them they're all gonna laugh at you.
I got a fun fact here right after the home
Shop shopping wrap.
Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
Yeah, when we Slopping Joe got married, we've got six
kids and we're doing just fine.
Speaker 12 (01:03:46):
Down in lunch.
Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
That triggered so much nostalgia for me, and I thought
about that Sloppy Joe song until we started belting out
Sloppy Joe yesterday, good yeah, And Chris Farley was lunch lady.
Oh yeah, So fun fact about the song One of
the co writers on that song is Bob Odenkirk Saul
Goodman from Breaking Bad and Better called song. Oh Yes,
that's infect. It was a fun fact see fun fact,
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very fun here on National Sloppy Joe Day, Wow, We're
gonna take a break. And then we got a round
of Woodies show weakest Link, Yes, ready coming up next
hang the wood Well, welcome back, Height. It is the
Woody Show, Woody, Greg, Dennis Jini grad Yep, see you Bass, Sammy, Hello,
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Morgan is taking your calls at eight seven seven forty four. Woody.
You can send us a text over to two to
two ninety seven. Somebody here in that weakest Link was
coming up sent us a text. It says, Greg, don't
hate okay. I was listening to an old episode of
the show. They even gave us the date October fourteenth,
twenty twenty for this, the episode where Greg originally owes
the show breakfast. That was a long time, said, to
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my knowledge, you still haven't provided said breakfast. I'm starving.
I knew it was a while ago, but to put
that in perspective, that's one hundred and fifty five days
over thirty seven hundred hours over two hundred and twenty
one thousand minutes. Nine holidays have passed. Someone making twenty
five dollars from now we're working forty hour weeks would
have made twenty two thousand dollars by being a lot
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of time has passed, Many things have happened, a lot
of money has been made. The question is where do
food at?
Speaker 7 (01:05:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Question that's actually in the menace.
Speaker 6 (01:05:39):
I said that I will provide breakfast because I owe
you guys breakfast.
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Yeah, but there's a caveat. But there's a caveat until
Greg has to provide for the breakfast.
Speaker 13 (01:05:47):
Is like Woody's smoker. It's like I know it's there,
and I keep forgetting. You keep forgetting. Don't you ever
get hungry during the show and go, oh you know what?
Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Everybody? Let me ask you this, How do you remember
to do anything else in life? Yeah?
Speaker 13 (01:05:58):
Because getting you guys breakfast top of mind. That ties
it to everyday life. Shouldn't be a good rebuttal though.
Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
You're not really a door dasher or anything, are you?
Like you wouldn't he would never think to just order
food when he's sitting here.
Speaker 15 (01:06:13):
Which is something that.
Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Someone to defend the guilty here we go. Well, he's
not known for his somebody could remember he is an
adult with the brain. Does he have a car again,
It's like I'm aware I owe breakfast for the lot
as Greg says for for other people and stuff like, oh,
well you know, last time I checked, they have breakfast.
Speaker 13 (01:06:36):
Oh and there are ways to get it here people
keep talking about it. I'm not going to disagree with
anything you're saying. How about this every day?
Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Why you just keep talking about it?
Speaker 8 (01:06:45):
Because we don't like like your defensiveness, because we're hungry
and hung can we righte on his hand in like sharpie, like.
Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
You can't because you gave me that gift for Christmas? Exactly,
you don't have to buy for me. I would refuse it. Yeah, good, okay,
Well then you can also stop talking about Well it's
another round of what we're already fighting. What do you show? Kiss?
And remember you cannot vote for yourself? Right, yeah, I
can't vote for yourself? What do you show? Weakest link?
This is like the television version of weakest Link. Greg's
gonna have the questions. We'll go around the room. We're
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trying to get how many I believe war isn't it no,
no eight eight? Well, FORU is sometimes a challenge. Let's
reading for me, menas it's eight. If we get eight correct,
then we allegedly get breakfast double non breakfast doubles. Yeah
double zero yeah, yeah, so the weakest link. All right,
so you guys pick who goes first. It's a it's
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a one minute, one minute round, Okay, and then who? Yeah,
who wants to go first? Sammy? Sammy? Allay? All right, Sammy,
you're gonna go first? Gregor are you ready with the questions?
I am ready? What do you show? Weeks?
Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
Lenk Sammy?
Speaker 13 (01:07:49):
What famous singer was only twenty two years old when
he died in a plane crash in nineteen fifty nine?
Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Nineteen fifty nine, Buddy Holly? Correct?
Speaker 13 (01:07:57):
Menace? What does NATO stand for? Geographic of Institutions? North
Atlantic Treaty Organization? Gina and the TV show The Simpsons.
What is the profession of Krusty the Clown's father?
Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
Like a jazz singer?
Speaker 13 (01:08:15):
It's a rabbi Woody. A mythology, a siren is a
mix between a woman and what animal?
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
A bear? A bird, sea bass?
Speaker 13 (01:08:25):
What do you call a spiritual ceremony that has the
deliberate attempt of contacting the spirit of somebody who has died. Correct,
Sammy Columbus is the capital of what state?
Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Ohio? Correct? Menace?
Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
What does RPM stand for? Race Performance Enhancement Revolutions per minute?
Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Gina? In season sixteen of South Park, what chain store
did Randy buy for ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
I haven't gotten to sixteen target Blockbuster vid ranked it hard,
pretty good.
Speaker 8 (01:08:59):
Effect for two, everyone else completely we have to except
for Sea BASSI was one for one.
Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Okay, how many questions did we get to? We got two, three,
we got to eight.
Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
I don't know how good your Simpsons trivia is, but
correct me if I'm wrong. Wasn't the episode where they
found out he was a rabbi? Wasn't the episode called
the Jazz Singer?
Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
Is that way? That came into my mind? He's huge?
Are you talking about youre talking about bleeding gums? Murphy? No,
I don't. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
But that's why I think that popped in.
Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
That's why I obviously I said, Gina, because it's Jays
yeahr Jays, Yeah. So again. Menace real bad but funny, yeah,
and Simpsons the Jazz Guy. You're likely referring to as
bleeding Gums. Murphy said Lisa's jazz loving father who appears
in several episodes. Blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
Okay, that's different.
Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Yeah, that's a different all right, all right, Well, who's
who's getting voted off? Sammy? You're a perfect two for two?
Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Gina?
Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Gina? Bye?
Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Okay, Gina? Who gets your vote?
Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Mans, come on, Manas? Who gets your vote? Uh? Woody,
thank you, Greg, Gregness get the seas? Who gets your vote?
I will go with who is who's it? Two and two?
Right now? No, there's no there's one for Menace, one
for Gina, one from what he likes to get. Okay,
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so I'm the tiring Bokay.
Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
Yes, the weakest link.
Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
I actually wanted to be.
Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
This is a tough one.
Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Sea Best is never going to let you out of
this game.
Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
You won't like I'm still in it?
Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Everybody?
Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Oh is that the one?
Speaker 16 (01:10:46):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
All right, okay, focus round number two? What do you show?
Weakest link?
Speaker 13 (01:10:51):
So started with Sammy, So we'll go around the room
and start with Menace this time. All right, all right,
Menace weakest link? Next round? Here we go in the movie,
reservoir dogs? What do the you've set out to steal?
And a robbery gone wrong?
Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Money? Diamonds? Gina?
Speaker 13 (01:11:05):
What art movement uses mundane everyday objects like advertising and
comic books and other aspects of mass culture?
Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Normcore pop art? Sea Bass? What company makes Reese's peanut
butter cups Hershey's correct? Sammy?
Speaker 13 (01:11:18):
What was the name of the production company behind Late
Night with David Letterman production company?
Speaker 6 (01:11:23):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (01:11:23):
I know it, I know it, I know.
Speaker 13 (01:11:27):
Pass menace? What color has long been considered to be
the color of royalty blue?
Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Purple? Gina? Wonder Jelly was the original name of what product.
Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
The worst months today?
Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Jello? Vasiline? Sea Bass? Which US state has diamond illustrated
on its license plates? Nevana? Arkansas? Sammy? What fruit is
tested for ripeness by whether or not it bounces? A watermelon?
A cranberry? Menace? The area of New York City that
is south of Houston Street is known by what name?
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South Side?
Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
So I want everyone else's question?
Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
I know, all right, I never get that. I never
you never get the ones that you can answer. I'm
sure have gotten the Arkansas in honor of Woody because
they have the greatest diamond, exactly the diamond. So we
got to nine there, and I should have got purple
because of crowd and ry. So we found this thirty
karen diamond right here on the surface. They're not even
covered by the ground. So we go one out of
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Now that was only Sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
You got it again.
Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
You will have a third. Well, we can't go again.
But minus one, well I might not be in it.
All right, who's getting voted off? Will start with Sea Bass.
I had the only one on, right. I will vote
off for Hilarity's sake. Gina. Yeah, that's good. That's a
good choice today. All right, Menace, who get your vote?
I was gonna go, Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, who gets your vote?
Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:12:47):
I was gonna say, Manas, what do we do now?
Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Now what he's on the he's the jury. What is
the because wait I didn't vote. Wait yeah, Gina didn't
vote yet.
Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
You can't vote for yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
You can't vote for yourself. Gen a stupid rule. Stupid rule.
Speaker 8 (01:13:00):
Uh so you got one, two, three, you got so
you can either eliminate one of these two. I suggest
why you know what?
Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
I don't like your attitude, Sea Bass.
Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
But now it's still eving.
Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
Oh yeah, okay, never mind.
Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
I don't like your mask. Never mind, never mind.
Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
I mean I like when Menace plays.
Speaker 8 (01:13:17):
But if you're extreme brain fog here, Gina, if you
vote for me, then we can then what he will
be the time votes?
Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Okay, what do you pick? All right? I will vote
for off if you want to. Why would I vote
you off? Because I'm too cool.
Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
I'm whipping it today.
Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
I'm rid of me. I'm gonna vote. I'm gonna vote
Menace off. All right? Yeah, goodbye. So we got Gina,
Sea Bass and Sammy last I figured that was a
pretty good opportunity. Maybe for breakfast for a week, Yes,
go fast, no killing time. That's all right? Final round?
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What show weakest link?
Speaker 13 (01:13:56):
Here we go, starting with Gina, who wrote the book
is the Wonderful Wizard of Oz Oh Frank Baum correct?
Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Sea Bass? One quarter of a human's bones are in
this body part foot correct? Sammy. In July of nineteen
seventy five, Share filed for divorce from this musician.
Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
Oh, Sebastian Bach, what.
Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
You Gina? What is of forty?
Speaker 7 (01:14:21):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
God?
Speaker 13 (01:14:24):
Twenty five sixteen? Sea Bass Stephen King's The Shining Takes
place at what hotel, debates motel the overlooks Sammy who
was the first ever host of America's Got Talent.
Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Of America's Got Talent R's over Oh, Nick Cannon.
Speaker 13 (01:14:38):
Regis Philbin' Gina? On which Hawaiian island is Hona Lulu located.
Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
Oh Waikiki?
Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Oh Wow? Which US city was once called New Amsterdam,
New York? Correct? Sammy, Easter comes after how many days
of Lent in the Christian calendar?
Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
Forty?
Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Correct? Gina? What musical instrument was invented by Bob Moog
first sold in nineteen sixty four, the Pheroman's synthesizer. Synthesizer.
Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
I love.
Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
That was awful.
Speaker 8 (01:15:06):
Yeah, they have like a whole moove genre. If you
talk to music dorks, there are super innocent. So I
I wrote off this is hard. I wrote off the
wrong person with menace on that one. Yeah, I should
have had menace on there. Oh right, So just for fun,
even though we just heard all the answers, let's have
Menace to it by himself with he just heard.
Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
All the answers. That's such a good idea. Yeah, now
menace if you get eight breakfast. I didn't retain any
of that in that menace. If you get eight, not
only why bring in breakfast?
Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
I will give you.
Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
I'll bring somebody in to do the omelet station.
Speaker 8 (01:15:45):
We got into ten questions there, so good, oh god, yeah,
all right, just know when you're focused up, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
It's a redemption. Well, because I'm the one that voted
him off, that's really good and that was awful.
Speaker 13 (01:15:59):
So these they're going to be the exact sayah, the
exact same questions.
Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
I couldn't hear the last tenth. I couldn't hear the
answer during the Share one. But okayright's all right? Are
you ready? I'm ready? All right, here we go.
Speaker 13 (01:16:12):
Medics who wrote the Sorry, let's start. Take two from
the top. Take two from the top. All right, here
we go, Madis who wrote the book The Wonderful Wizard
of Oz Tubac L. Frank Baum Menace. One quarter of
a human's bones are in this body, part the foot correct.
In July of nineteen seventy five, Share followed for divorce
from this musician Sonny Bono, Greg Allman. What is forty
(01:16:35):
of forty forty sixteen correct? Stephen King's The Shining takes
place at what hotel the Overlook.
Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Correct. Who was the first ever host of America's Got Talent?
We just filmed?
Speaker 9 (01:16:46):
In?
Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Correct? On which Hawaiian island is Honolulu located on a Wahu?
Speaker 13 (01:16:50):
Correct? Which US city was once called New Amsterdam, New York? Correct?
Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Easter comes after how many days of lent in the
Christian calendar? Sixteen forty? Menace?
Speaker 13 (01:17:00):
What musical instrument was invented by Bob moo Chris size?
Speaker 12 (01:17:05):
There is a rag?
Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Yeah? Should we keep going?
Speaker 7 (01:17:08):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
I need one more from a previous round?
Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
You know what the time I'm gonna have the time,
I'm gonna put some time on the clock. All right,
I'm going to give you the You got nineteen more seconds?
Nineteen more seconds? Questions from previous rounds?
Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
How did you have so far?
Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
Seven?
Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Seven? I said? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 13 (01:17:26):
Wonder Jelly was the original name of what product vasily Incorrect?
Which US state has a diamond illustrated on their license plates? Denver, Arkansas?
What fruit is tested for rightness by whether or not
it bounces?
Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Grapes? Cranberry grapes? All right, well we got eight?
Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
Eight not out of that round though, Yeah, I call
fel on something. I think you said, what US city
has the diamonds?
Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
And you know because the answer was the answer was Arkansas. Correct,
but he may have miss burnounced it the second time.
Arkansas isn't a city miss things for.
Speaker 13 (01:18:00):
Which state has a diamond illustrate? I didn't get it Arkansas.
Speaker 8 (01:18:05):
Well you did see, Well, we gave you the ten
questions from that rain and you only got seven. Right, Yes,
that's correct, because he missed he missed the forty nine.
So then why did we keep going for we saw
some time to see how many he rushed through the
original text.
Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
I knew the almond thing, but I second guessed myself.
I will I will still buy a round a breakfast chef,
no omelet chef. But okay, so Greg goes to Breakfast
Minnesota Breakfast after Greg. I will buy it after Menace
bys after Greg By. Okay, so we have a we
have a bottleneck of breakfast. We got a week.
Speaker 8 (01:18:38):
And I know, for folks who are counting at home,
Seabaske got the highest percentage correct answers during the whole Damn,
I did write that down.
Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Folks, you want to know Neat, I'm glad you.
Speaker 12 (01:18:54):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
You see just see a story about this guy fisherman
from Peru. He got rescued. He was lost at sea
for ninety five days. That you see, the whole thing. Incredible. Yeah.
So his name is Maximo Napa. He's sixty one years old,
and he said that thinking about his mom and his
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two month old granddaughter kept him alive. He survived on rainwater.
He ate birds, turtles and greg cockroaches. He had needed
anything in fifteen days before this patrol boat out of
Ecuador found him. He was so skinny, had been gone
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since December seventh, and he was six hundred and eighty
miles from shore. Dude, how you survived is incredible? Yes,
And people were like, man, he was so emotional.
Speaker 6 (01:19:48):
But yeah, obviously I always wondered though, because you hear
about the guys that get lost on these boats for
you know, days on end, and then they like, oh,
we ate turtles, how do you even catch them?
Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
How did you catch a bird? I think of what's
his name, Tom Hanks on Castaway, you know, yeah, yeah,
like that an island and that was a movie, right,
and he had coconuts and stuff and that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
They cut and he learned how to fish again so skinny, Yes,
so skinny.
Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:20:16):
I was watching watching this guy on Instagram. He's a giant,
huge dude, and it's like day fifty without eating. And
I know there was I know there was like this
guy in history that was like three hundred pounds and
he went like a hundred and fifty days without eating
and lost a ton of weight.
Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
How you fifty days without eating? I thought, you can't
body survives. There's no way anything. Yeah, I don't know.
I mean he's got plenty of fat storage or energy
storage or whatever, but he lost a ton of weight. Yeah,
how long can you go? Let's see.
Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
Oh, this one says this guy Angus Barbieri went three
hundred eighty two days.
Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Okay, maybe that was the guy nineteen sixty six. Okay,
so the internet he just told people he didn't nobody
had any way back. Please, but he was a giant
guy than he was now. Year over a year, no way.
Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
He survived on coppy tea sparkling water, and potassium pills.
Speaker 6 (01:21:17):
Are those good potassium pills?
Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
I guess it's in bananas, medicine, eat some like candy.
Yeah right, this has no food, no water. You could
live about a week only but no food. You might
live two to three months? Oh what two to three months?
Can you imagine without a year?
Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
Come on, angus, show.
Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Come aout paying one. You show what exactly?
Speaker 6 (01:21:50):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
What do you show? What is show? Mail? Call?
Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Okay, you gotta see what I got? I got mail? Yeah,
hold on, all right, you've got mail.
Speaker 17 (01:21:59):
You got.
Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
What is large package?
Speaker 7 (01:22:05):
To take?
Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
A big box? Big box? A huge box? Yeah, check
it out. Somebody sent me a sea pep machine.
Speaker 7 (01:22:13):
One.
Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Yeah, dude, a little problem briefcase. What the heck is
it new?
Speaker 9 (01:22:21):
Or use?
Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
It's some extra hose that Oh this is a another box,
smaller box our Okay, it's pretty complicated. Yeah, all these
old people can do it. That could be your new
work bag.
Speaker 5 (01:22:43):
Anyway, So that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Before you use it, you have to like get a
prescription for it, right, why that's my question. I don't
know why, just to get it? Yeah, it was just
Now you're good. You put like distilled water in it.
Speaker 12 (01:22:57):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Here's here's my question for people who are in the
know on this. And thanks to Rob. A very nice
note that as you are reading this, please understand I
am very sarcastic and a lot of what I'm going
to write will be meant to be in a sarcastic
tone and joking. Okay, whatever, all right, blah blah blah
blah blah. Oh yeah, So I've heard you mention that
(01:23:19):
you want a seapap but haven't done the sleep study. Well,
I want to donate my SEATPAP machine for you to use,
should you choose to accept it. I've only used it
for a couple of weeks. Couldn't get used to it
because I tossed and turned too much in my sleep.
Other than the machine, Other than that, the machine is
new and unused. I even purchased new heated hose and
I replaced all this stuff. So replace the mouthpiece. It's
(01:23:43):
just the thing that you pour the water into that
generates that. Yeah, so that's fine. Yeah, anyway, thank you.
That's awesome, Rob, Thank you. It's had a very very
long note.
Speaker 12 (01:23:54):
But yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
So here's so here's my question. Why are SEAPAP machines
so difficult to get? So what would be what would
be the harm if I used it? What's the harm?
Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
None?
Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
You're not a doctor, but what is it?
Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
I mean, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
With oxygen? You don't know yeh, can you at least
chat GPT before you start telling me what's saying and
what's not before is the reason.
Speaker 6 (01:24:21):
The reason that I was asking, don't you need a prescription?
Because our friend Joe Cooy, he does a whole bit
on seapap machines. He's he's a you know, he loves it,
and he wanted to give them away at his shows,
and I also put them in his merch store as
a joke, and they said, no, he can't do that
without getting a prescription for it by a doctor.
Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
You need to get why settings right before you use it. Yeah,
you need the appropriate pressure settings.
Speaker 6 (01:24:47):
Okay, but like so you probably have to talk to
a doctor about that settings for you, I don't know,
fell off a truck.
Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
I'm also seeing that just the increase in demand and
supply chain issues that they don't have enough to just
go around.
Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Well, I've got one already and it was given to
me by somebody that was gifted, so so I'm not
taking from somebody else's supply.
Speaker 6 (01:25:08):
Okay, So now that you have one, I'm sure you
can't just turn it on. You have to talk to
the doctor to know what your pressure settings are.
Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Right, Yeah, I would talk to your doctor. W I
wanted to start low? Can I turn it up myself?
Because it's something you can adjust yourself well.
Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
And this also says like Sammy, of course it's an
insurance coverage issue. That's my point, Like just it's it's
like a controlled product.
Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
In other words, like if you're giving yourself too much juice,
can you cause some kind of problem.
Speaker 4 (01:25:39):
With Yeah, I'm going to text my friend who has
one and ask her how they figured out Sure, how.
Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
About somebody who's a doctor. Don't you want to know
how they figured out a pressure? I thought that was
the question. They went to a doctor and the doctor
in the office. I mean, well, the doctor just took
the results of their study and took the results of
the readings of whatever they measure.
Speaker 6 (01:25:59):
Well assuming also with insurance as an insurance issue, could
be that you use it improperly and then you're not
covered by insurance because you didn't for whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Yeah, so when your lungs get destroyed or hey, you
did yourself, you're going to cover your mouth the wrong way,
can it like an induce a heart attack or a stroke?
Or that's the question, Like, like you said, if the
settings are wrong.
Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
It's true. But also, what snoring does I'll be in
the ic you and I'll go, I don't know, you
know what, just just die in your sleep from snoring.
Do that instead, Grom in the middle of the deserts
And it was good.
Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
She was.
Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
She screw all the doctors.
Speaker 4 (01:26:38):
Yeah, you know, I know. Insurance is awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Follow them. No, it's not the insurance part. It's just like,
there's got to be this is my question. So if
there is a thing about uh, you got to get
the settings right for the pressure, that must mean that
there's a downside or side effect or whatever other than
get them wrong, other than something there other than the
pressure is not an enough. But like, what if it's
(01:27:01):
too much? Right?
Speaker 7 (01:27:03):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Like, so what what are you explode?
Speaker 12 (01:27:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Like what do you like? What do you what are
you risking? What's the risk if the settings are wrong? Yeah,
if it's just like, oh, well then it won't work,
well then who cares?
Speaker 4 (01:27:14):
I think you might be able to just find a
place to do a sleep set.
Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Oh, we have Joy. She's a registered sleep technologist, okay,
and can answer any questions. Thank you, Hey Joy, Hello,
not Gina.
Speaker 14 (01:27:27):
Hi, good morning you.
Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
How are you all? Right, So you're a registered sleep technologist.
A very nice Listeners sent me this seapot machine. All right, yeah, okay,
that's fine. But you know something like you actually have
experience and this is what you do for a living.
Yeah that's huge, Yes it is.
Speaker 14 (01:27:43):
I work for a hospital. I've been a sleep tech
for almost twenty years.
Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
Perfect. I trust you more than Gina in this particular name,
in this particular case. More thank you, Gina. I don't
know why you're telling everyone you were talking. I don't
know why I got caught up in help. But she
was so confident whatever that could have on.
Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
This says you'll be uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
But let's see a Joy, what can you tell me? Please?
Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
Sure?
Speaker 14 (01:28:11):
So the problem with why you can't just buy one
at CBS or something is because it's too much pressure
can actually harm you in a way some people in
what way you're over over inflating the lungs like that,
forcing air into your lungs, and some people it can
fill up like their stomach with gas if it's too high.
(01:28:34):
So that I don't know if that's an autopath which
is a self adjusting problem.
Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
Yeah, I'm looking at it here, Joy, That says you
would be physically it causes it could cause physical discomfort,
but could it kill you. I'm going to give you
like a heart attack.
Speaker 14 (01:28:51):
And you haven't heard of anybody dying.
Speaker 6 (01:28:55):
You're not.
Speaker 14 (01:28:57):
They're not, but like I said, not a doctor, then
they definitely will not be able to tolerate it. I
mean it is something that a lot of people take
a long time to get used to. At the correct pressure, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
A joy, it's a it's a res med air sense
eleven auto sets and forget it. As for friends made
in Australia, meant to be.
Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
Yes, hoop on buy in your dreams.
Speaker 14 (01:29:27):
Yeah, so what those types we use when someone does
a home sleep study and so, and those aren't expensive.
You pick up the equipment at the hospital or they
actually can mail.
Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
It to you for t you.
Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
It was mailed to me, yes, well.
Speaker 14 (01:29:45):
Not the test, the test, not the actual machine. So
and that's that machine is pretty expensive. Your your your man.
Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
Hooked you up elite right here on the man as
you can see nicer.
Speaker 14 (01:29:59):
Yeah, it's like I have I have patience that might
rough you up over that.
Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
That's all right?
Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
Yeah, I mean okay, so I'm gonna you can I mean.
Speaker 14 (01:30:13):
I can't tell you to use it, but you can't
change the pressures on that one since when it's an
auto one. But that is what we use when someone
has a sleep you know, a sleep at diagnosis.
Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
Yeah, so they don't have.
Speaker 14 (01:30:26):
To stay in the hospital to get tight traded, all.
Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
Right, So it'll find it'll kind of it'll kind of
sense what's going on before it blows my lungs out
or something.
Speaker 14 (01:30:34):
Right, Yes, so we have monitors you all night and
throughout the night, so you're having more problems, it's going
to give you more pressure. Once you're doing better, back
off a little bit. It self adjusts you all the night.
Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
I'm gonna sleep so hard. Awesome though, I.
Speaker 14 (01:30:51):
Hope no, it's it's not loud at all. And that
heated tubing that's also nice too. It helps that from
to keep that water from coming down through the hill
because sometimes humidification can do that.
Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
You know what it is, you know what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
It's like having the heated massaging seats in your car.
Oh yeah, sweet out of cure. Like, how much do
you think this thing goes for? He said, it's expensive.
I don't I don't know how much they are a
couple of thousand dollars one for a thousand bucks. Wow,
they want to cover that? Damn, that's crazy. Joy agrees
(01:31:27):
with doctor. All right, well, yeah, Joe, thank you so
much for answering our questions. I appreciate it, all right,
you would think.
Speaker 14 (01:31:38):
All have a great one.
Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Thank you appreciate Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
My guess is, if it's pushing that much oxygen into
your stomach, you'll probably be a little gassy.
Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
But that's what sounds like. Yeah, well it's good for
guess who's gas exactly? It comes out the right way.
What a generous gift. It's very cool. Thought it was
very cool. Now what's the brand on it? Res air.
Speaker 13 (01:32:02):
Med SEAPAP because I'm seeing them other like a grand
This is the air Sense hold on?
Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
Where do it go?
Speaker 12 (01:32:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
Air since eleven auto set one thousand and four bucks.
Speaker 4 (01:32:17):
Someone selling it on Oh I thought it was eBay
but it's breathe Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
They paid for shipping and I see they sent it
from the UPS stores that had to be five hundred dollars.
Really nice. Nice. Do you ever try to send something
from the stupid UPS store?
Speaker 17 (01:32:32):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Yeah, it's crazy. Thank you nice. You're a stomach sleeper,
can you? Yeah, don't you kind of just can't to
lie in your back. No, you don't have to. I
know plenty of people that I because I asked what
that was one of the questions I asked at first,
Like side stomach sleepers is like, no problem, because what
you do is you'll get settled into a position and
you won't be tossing and turn like you'll just like
(01:32:55):
scuba hear. Oh my god, interesting, Wow, that's cool, thank you.
You know what.
Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
This could be a weight loss thing too, because I
know I have a friend who started losing weight because
they're getting proper sleep.
Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
It does light pole. Yeah, that's cool. Pressure you help
back and
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