The Woody Show May 27th 2024 Podcast

The Woody Show May 27th 2024 Podcast

Episode Transcript

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It is doomed to the graphic natureof this program. Listener discretion is advised.
Day the Woody Show, Abe,this is the Woody Show. Insensitivity

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Training class is now in session.A good morning, everybody morning. Today

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is Monday. It is May thetwenty seventh, twenty twenty four. It
is Memorial Day. And we arenot here live today because you know holiday,
company paid holiday. We made acommitment to ourselves many moons ago that
if it's any kind of holiday,unless we were just on a regular vacation

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like a couple of days before that, we're going to take every company holiday
that's given. Even if we're ona vacation. I'm still taking it today
here on the show. You know, we're not here live. You know
what they say, If you haven'theard it, it's new to you today
on the show, what do youshow Crossroads? Because everybody loves to cross
roads? Yeah, also Sea Bassand Enemas all right, the hell is

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that all about it? And what'syour sex number? Game? So we
get a volunteer and then we askedsome simple questions like random questions, like
a quick like two minute interrogation,asking just other kind of random questions to
try to figure out if we canguess what their body count is, their
sex number. So that's coming upa little bit later on in the morning.

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Also something very very interesting. Thisis a great conversation about what's your
struggle? Like everybody has something,nobody has no struggles, perfect easy,
don't sweat anything, aren't concerned orworried about anything. Yeah, got some
really interesting information about what's your struggle. You're on the show this morning.
Of course, you can always textin. You can always send us messages

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on the after hours voicemail eight sevenseven forty four, Woodie. It's eight
seven seven forty four, Woody.Now, Greg, you said you were
inspired by this little kid I getwho was dressed as Luigi. Yeah.
I don't know if it's like inspiredor it just gave me a different mindset.
So I was at you use theword inspired, I did. That

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might be wrong, But I wasat my favorite place, my mecca home,
good home, good nice, whichI know you went to the first
time. Go there, and Iwas underwhelmed. Yeah you were Yeah,
that possible. It's so great.I love it. And oh and Mario
came up with the greatest way ofexplaining why he loves home. It's because

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he wanted to go the other dayand I actually didn't want to go.
I said, you want to gohome? Guys, I said, I'm
not in the mood. He said, what do you look at? What
are you looking for? I'm inthe mood and he said, I said
what are you looking for? Hesaid nothing and everything. That sums up
home Goods because you go in thereand buy a thousand things. So my
wrote most recent trip to home Goods. There was a little kid with his

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mom. He was probably seven,maybe eight, in a full Luigi costume
with the fake mustache, the overalls, the green shirts and everything, and
it was not you know, we'retalking just a couple of days ago.
And I couldn't stop thinking like,this kid doesn't give an f He's like

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I chose to address like Luigi today, that's all the hot. Yeah,
And it kind of made me almosthave baby fever. And then it also
made me think, like, whatif adults acted like that. You know
what, I'm going to be Supermantoday. I'm just gonna put on a
Superman costume. But little it mademe not inspired, but it made me
admire the attitude of a kid didn'tcare that it's not Halloween. Didn't care

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what anybody thought. He's just youknow what, I'm gonna dress like Luigi
today, and kudos to his momfor letting him do it. I thought
that was cool and fully committed withthe mustache and every and everything that had
the whole costume. He was adorable. The thing is, he probably thought
he looked really cool. He didcool? You mean Luigi in honestly,

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do you know what I mean?Like because when you were a kid,
and you know, you got likenew shoes or whatever, or whenever it
was put on a cape or something, Yeah, like you was like,
man, this is really cool.He probably didn't think he was cool,
so I wouldn't say I was inspired, but it made me admire that a
child's mindset. No, I didn't. I went up to Mario. I

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said, oh, look at thatkid's dressed like Mario and he said he's
dressed like Louis. Oh wow,I got my character is wrong? And
what would you dress it if?Given that? As see, when I
was a kid, I was obsessedwith that show night Rider, which I
know meant you loved it. SoI wore a jacket that I thought looked

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like a jacket that David Hasselhoff wouldwear. And then I think I've told
you too in the past, whenpeople, good guys or bad guys on
shows would chase after each other withguns, their shoes would click and sneakers
don't click. So I want tochoose that the hall. Yeah, and
when you're chasing after somebody with yourwith your toy gun, thinking like,

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oh, I'm chasing a bad guy, but my feet don't click. So
I made my I begged my momto buy my Cowboy boots because I was
the only thing I could think ofthat would make a clicking sound. So
I'd wear my night Rider jacket andmy Cowboy boots and run around so my
feet would click, and I thought, I am bad ass. Do you
guys ever like test out your newshoes when you get them, to see

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how much faster you were, orof course, or how high you could
jump. And that was the thingI remember, like when like Nike air
stuff first came out that and thenthe rebox pumps, Yeah, but that
all due well, that was yeah, that was more like, well,
you know it's gonna be better supportbecause it's like you know custom you know
you can make his sos tice andtight. But I remember that when the
Nike air stuff came out, everybodywas like, no, dude, you're

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able to jump higher if you havethe Nike because with the air bubbles and
the whole thing. Right. Forsome reason to when we were kids,
that was like, oh, thishelps you jump higher, not that we
needed to jump high or I oryou had. No there was somehow like
some kind of like spring action orsomething that would propel so stupid. Yeah,

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and for skateboarding you had to haveflat bottom shoes, right, yeah,
that's why I have anything no curvature. Right. Yeah, I did
see recently. I'll take a pictureof it if I if I see it
again. I was gonna go pickup my son from his school, and
one of the other parents that wasgetting in the carpool or whatever the you
know, the car queue line orwhatever. He was driving around in a

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in a kit in a kit carlike that had the red light that went
in the front and everything, andit was like anime. It would go
back and forth. I have seenonce in my life a kit car and
it had the red light in thefront and I didn't know what was up,
Like, is that the actual oneor people just can't be the actual
one, but I mean Medicina.I met the actual one at a museum.

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Yeah, I told you, likea good Dan said Sam's or Costco
one of those places doing a signingfor either the vodka or maybe a book
or something. Anyway, all thesedorks showed up and you had no idea
how many ecdo ones were in theCostco parking lot. Are those made from
old ambulances? Is that what thathurse is? Right? Yeah? I

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thought that was a hearse ambulance.Maybe it was an ambulance. Maybe I
think it was an old ambulance.Actually I met the official, the official
ECTO one old ambulance. But here'swhat I did. Tell me that this
was dorky. No, I intentionallydidn't look at the driver as I went
by, because I didnt want himthinking that everybody's just looking at his stupid
car. I do that, I'mwithholding. Yeah, I noticed the car,

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and even I felt like that's hilarious, that's kind of cool, but
like, I'm not even gonna lookat this guy because I don't want him
thinking, even knowing that I'm lookingat his car. Like I don't want
to give him the attention to clearlycrazy. Wow, that is so awesome
that you said that. I dothat to this day. If I see
him like a whatever, three hundredand fifty thousand dollars rolls Royce, I

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tell myself, don't look at thedriver. That's what he wants. Just
keep driving, like, just keepdriving like it's some like rusted out hoop.
Yet yeah, the car looking likeYeah, anybody who seems to think
like you know that you know theguys they get the huge exhaust or whatever
makes that yeah, right exactly,anybody like that who's clearly trying to get

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attention through their car, right,Yeah, I appreciate it. Car.
I go out of my way notto even look at them so petty.
And if I'm approaching it's so patty. If I'm approaching it, I'll look,
I'll be that is the nicest car. And I'm staring at the second
we crossed paths. Yeah, Ilook forward, like you said, just

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act like it's I'm not giving youthe attention that you're going to know that's
what you want. F you.I thought I was. I feel less
alone, definitely. My god.Weird Falls are up at eight seven seven
forty four Yeah, it was theweirdest revelation we've ever When Seabust finally gets
that cyber truck, you know what, I'm going to walk and look at

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it. I'm going with old Look, dude, if I saw a cyber
truck on the road, I wouldn'tlook at its direction. I would look
at the truck. But and thenthe mid you see the driver. Yeah
right, yeah, as soon asyou pull up on it and you stop
like your cars cool, but youare not. Yeah, I'm not looking
what you know that, I willnot look at you well down your window
so I can tell you eight sevenseven forty hit us up with the text

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We're back. This is the show. So Greg, what is me that
there? You guys remember the story, He's just a lo update to this.
You guys remember the story about howhis partner Mario went out and got
these like barstools we're still yeah,yeah, and he paid good money for

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them, like they're supposed to belike nicer there. They were essentially brand
new, never used. Yeah,very very very high end, and he
got an incredible deal on him becausethey were clients and they didn't want him.
So now when you say incredible deal, yes, that's compared to what
they would normally sell them to othersuckers for. Right, But imagine,

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but you would just go out andsay how much is a barstool? Like
how like how much does he pays? Yeah, you know for like eighty
bucks Amazon, Yeah, seventy bucksdollars over a thousand? No, no,
but like how much did he pay? Believe people say, oh,
it's a good deal. I gotshipping there it was two hundred bucks for
the pair and the pair and theseare normally I believe four hundred dollars each

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a very good deal. But Gregdidn't like that. But unnecessary if you
like your barstool, right, Ithink they're fine. And these had a
low back to them. You couldn'tlean back comfortably. And the bottom line
was neither of us discussed getting newbarstools. We just didn't need them.
They just Greg's the only one thatsits at those seats. Yeah, every
single night. Ma doesn't sit there. Sounds like it sounds like a discussion

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my mom and dad would have had. She brings the own crap like that
all the time, what are wedoing here? And then, you know
how much I love confrontation. Iwas so afraid to tell them I don't
like them. I just didn't likethe way they looked and I didn't like
the way they felt, and Ididn't want them. So he said,
what do you think? And hewas very happy about this purchase, and
we put them in and I said, well, you know what, the

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old ones are more comfortable, andI'm trying to be passing dance around it.
Uh yeah, but these are stylishand they're modern, and they're you
know, high end, et cetera, et cetera. He said, yeah,
I And then I sat in them, kept trying. I just don't
like them. I don't like them. So then he said, Okay,
I guess I'll just try to getrid of them. I said, and

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then I cave, no, no, no, let's keep He said,
no, we'll get rid of them. It's fine, and I said,
no, but you see them upset. No I'm not We'll get rid of
them. No, no, no, no, let's keep them. And
then now I'm arguing, so let'sjust keep them. Let's just keep them,
even though and then I spent daysthinking about it. Do I really
care about barstools that much? No? And I said, let's just keep

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them. And it went back andforth for days and days and days and
days, and then they sat inthe garage and they went in the garage
and sat and they've been there forGod for a long time now, I
would I'm thinking a couple of monthsat least, and our garage has become
this big storage unit all of asudden, dumping ground furniture. So the
update, now we finally sold themat double the price barstool flippers. But

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no, they're gone. You doublethe money back, and that drama is
over. I just think that ifit's a furniture thing, a furniture situation,
that should be a group decision.Ye discussed together. And I thought
we were past and I see thissometimes on the HGTV stuff, but I
thought we were past the point ofbuying stuff that wasn't really for sitting on

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or not for really drawing hands with. You know, we always had those
towels or the soaps or whatever growingup that used that seemed to go away
as like, you know, yourparents got older and whatever. Like people
our age weren't doing that. Everythingwas functional. But like you see,
people they buy these couches that likeare so uncomfortable to sit on. They

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look a certain way. But you'renot doing a photo shoot. You're putting
furniture in your house. You justdescribed at least fifty percent, if not
more, of my house stuff thatwe can't use, can't touch, can't
sit on, can't walk on.Yeah, why have that stuff because I
like looking at it. There's acouch and absolutely never sit on because once

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it's made quote unquote, you don'twant to mess it up. Right,
So is it in a room?It's in the living room. Yeah.
I have a form of this couchfor three years and I've sat in it
two times. Oh my goodness,those times. We have a sink in
one of the bathrooms that we justremodeled. The sink is so awesome and
Greg doesn't want to get it wet. I've heard about this. We don't

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get it wet. So yeah,well you sit the bathroom and then go
to the kitchen to wash our hands. I've never once turned on that faucet,
not one time. Wow, becauseI don't want to get the sync
wet. That's hilarious. The formalliving room thing that's going away, right,
that's old timey. Yeah. Yeah, the formal dining room is old
timey. People are typically not doingthat anymore either. They'd rather have more

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general use space. It's just aplace of space. But absolutely look at
though they have like a dining roomlike full like table everything. Yeah,
you know, fine china whatever.Yeah, my uncle had dining room,
formal living room, and I feltlike it made the house just really small.
Yeah. I feel anybody my agehad at least one grandparent that had

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plastic like the plastic covers. Neverdid plastic over the yea yeah. Yeah,
yeah, that was a certain generationright now, that was just a
generation like Italian one of the Yeah, that's that's a lot of my house.
You don't touch it, or ifI just vacuumed, And then I
realized I have to get something outof the guest room. I won't go

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get it because I just vacuumed.You can't walk in there. But how
do you like? Dirty? Areyour feet? Are you not comfortable in
your own house? Like it's finethat you like to look at it?
Basically live in what in the familyroom? And that's it. I sit
on the couch. There's okay,this is bad. When we had time
off, there were nights then Islept on the couch because I didn't want

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to make the bed because it wasmade so perfectly. I'm like, I'll
just sleep. You're a prisoner inyour own home, just like cribs comes
by, Like what are you worriedabout? It's just you, guys,
it is. It's just pleasing tomy eye. It's like a museum.
Yeah that you don't want to moveit. It's like your old apartment.
Would he I know, but I'vealways been very much of you buy stuff

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that you're going to use, youuse, Yeah, Like I buy it
because it's comfortable. I want itto look nice too. But there's got
to be a balance. You gotto be able to like live live you
do. Yeah, and I canlive fine in the two rooms that I
use my sink. I go inthe kitchen to watch it. I've never
turned that faucet on. What happenedto it? In a studio apartment?

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Pretty much? That's what I sayall the time. I said, we
could live in this one room.Don't even use the bed. Sleep on
the couch's so funny, just soyou have to you don't have to make
the bed. Basically. Yeah,if I if I fall asleep on the
couch and it's, you know,a day off, I think, why
go undo the bed? Just I'lljust stay. Why Why make the bed
because that's where you sleep? Right? And making the bed? What a

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time consuming? Oh yeah it is, thank you. I'm glad you understand.
Two seconds, braby, like youever make your bed? It's currently
in the state of mad? Isit? Really? It really is?
We go over there right now,it's you'll be like d Why because all
I do is I stuff to pullthe sheets up and put the one like

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blanket on made? But are thesheets are pulled up or is it made?
The sheets are pulled up? Liketo me that's made. Oh so
Greg would look at it and go, that's not made. Mine is tucking
in the fitted sheet, tucking inthe little blanket, then the two bay
cover, then the the pillows thatyou sleep on ghost stand up. Then

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there's the accent pillows that go infront of those. Then there's the long
body pillow that goes in front.I don't have any of that crap on
my bed. Then there's a throwblanket at the foot of the bed that
you have to make it look unintentionalyet done very any of that. People
on the text saying that if yourgrandmother had a plastic cover on her couch,
it's because she was she was asquirter. Oh okay, Oh this

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is the show. Yeah, thisis the witty show. Yeah, I
smart, And we are into anothernew hour of insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. Thank you for beinghere and giving us some of your valuable
time. This morning, I'm whatdy, that's raving. Good morning. There's
Greg Gory, hoy would menaces here, we got sea bats, we got

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Sammy, good morning, we gotwe got Caroline. There's Morgan von Is
here, falling through open at eightseven seven forty four Woody, that's eight
seven seven forty four. Woody,you can hit us up with the text
over to two two nine eight seven. I don't know if it's the You
know, you read a lot becausepeople talk about working out and things straight
that way. But also you knownow that everybody has such a such an

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awareness of mental health too, Ithink people start to, uh, they
start to struggle a bit. Thisis that time of year. I'm really
struggling right now because I really gotout of this is a PlayStation thing.
I'm gonna know, I'm gonna comeacross this counter. I just kind of
got out of my schedule. Notnecessarily it's super regimented, but I got

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out of doing the things I normallydo, and I seriously lack motivation to
get back into it. Like mytonal keeps emailing me, where you at,
girl? Why aren't? Like Ican't. It's really been hard for
me to get motivated to get backto everything. So not just working out,
not just working out, just somekind of schedule in general, Like

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I'll go home and then all ofa sudden, like six hours have gone
by and I've accomplished nothing. Giantsmirror workout, yeahs, I use on
a regular basis, you know,until like December rolled around. I'm going
to take December off and I havenot I know right exactly? So could

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it be Mel Robbins to the rescuenow with Mela Yours? Mel is like
a self hell kind of like adoctor Phil type person. And Mel actually
had a show that God Can't duringCOVID. Like COVID was the end of
the Mel Robins show. But Icame after Mel on Instagram and Mel Robbins

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as a podcast, and now MelRobins has a workbook, everybody work book,
Make twenty look at that your bestyear? Sweet? And I'm like,
okay, okay, I'm gonna startfilling out the workbook, which is
a companion piece to her podcast.Okay, as like a jumping off point,

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Mel, can you help me getmotivated get back into work. I
shouldn't be what else besides working out, Like I mean, there's honestly some
things to do with work that Icannot motivate myself to come back to the
station and get it done. Ijust I can't. I can't. You
know. A couple of days,Ravey said on her way out, I'm
gonna go home and go back tobed. Yeah never I know. Yeah,

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oh I did that yesterday and almostkilled the people that are like putting
up a house like right behind whereI live, because all I heard was
hammering, So my nap was notthat great. So then I was murderous,
but I was not motivated to goover and say everything. But she's
some of these questions you have toanswer as part of this workbook. What's

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working in your life right now?It's like how to consider that? What's
not working? Consider that? Whatare you willing to do to what work
to make something work in your life? What are you going to put in
the effort to make it work?So these are like good questions and I
think these are questions that I needto ask myself. And like you start
with what were the highlights from thepast year? Like what was good?

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What do you remember? What youknow? Focus on that. Yeah,
it's that we talk about to propelyou forward. So I am going to
be working on the Mel Robins maketwenty twenty four your best year work.
Where can I get this work?It's free, I believe, just at
Mel Robins dot com. Okay,oh is that where slash best Year?

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Now you have to give your emailaddressed Greg. So they're gonna spam you
or that whole thing that Ravey hasright there. She just copy it and
just give me a copy of it. Ravey's holding it right in her hand.
Yeah. But you know, it'sa whole year thing that you have
to keep filling out to gain perspective. Yeah. Well, it's kind of
like that quote that I came acrossthat I share with everybody. I mentioned

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it, I think on the showyesterday. But sometimes you're so focused on
things that you don't realize you're inthe middle of what you used to dream
about. That's another way of youknow, finding perspective true true on stuff.
Mel love Mel So, it's justlike a vision board, like a
menace thing. It's not necessarily avision board, but it's forcing you,

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like she says, go back throughyour camera roll and pull something out from
each month that you thought was areally good time that you have fun with,
because you sometimes you just need tobe remembered about that stuff when you
start funking out, like I yeah, oh dude, that was my whole
past year. Twenty twenty three wasa terrible year for me in so many

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different ways. Right, you saythat but did you pinpoint why a few
things? Just a few things,and there are other things that like I
know what's bugging me and I don'tknow what to do about it or I
don't know how to get myself outof it. No, no, yeah,
melts the answer. But I guessthe thing is, like, dude,

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no matter how together or whether youthink people are, like, everybody's
got some kind of struggle, evenif it's something silly. Yeah, sure,
you know Raby with her like Ilaugh when she talks about like,
oh I got to put my trashcans down, this is such a big
event in her day. Oh mygod, that's your biggest concern. I
know. So it's it's different foreverybody, and people are going to judge
or whatever. In fact, somebodywas telling me I got to watch the

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Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary that did you likeit? I really did, just talking
about it's more of like his hisIt was like his state of mind about
like you know, how thinking thingsare like failures just around the corner.
That's good kind of stuff, right. But he did an interview he was
talking about how he thinks going througha bit of struggle is key to becoming

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a strong person. He says thatpeople baby themselves too much, and they're
creating this generation of whimps and weakpeople. He says, quote, the
more you struggle, the further you'regoing to go, and the stronger you're
going to get. The human mindcan only really grow through resistance. And
I guess that makes sense for musclesand everything else too, right, resistance
training, And yeah, that's that'show you that's how you get stronger.

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You can only strengthen your character,become a really strong person inside if you
have resistance. He says, quote, let's go and teach kids to be
tough, to do sports, tostudy and struggle and go through these kind
of painful moments. Sometimes it's good. It's a rare opinion. Yeah,
you would love that document I did. I set it aside on one of

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the many things like Oppenheimer, theSchwarzenegger documentary with the Stallone documentary, both
on Netflix, both about muscular badasses. But the thing is, like everybody's
going through something, everybody's got something. You know, what's your what's your
struggle? What are you struggling withright now? And I mean I'll share

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a couple of things with menace.He asked that question because, man,
last year, it's such a terribleyear. Terrible year for me personally.
I mean I felt like as ashow things were fine, you know,
but just me personally, it wasjust an awful year. So happy to
be done with it. But yeah, we can get to some of that
after the break. But everybody's goingthrough something. You look at Raven,

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you go, wow, what acharmed Meanwhile Ray is sitting there going right,
I'm filling out the me this perfectperson. Look at this perfect he
would ever be vulnerable? And honest, I'm sure there's something that he struggles
with. I know, you knowwho to have sex with today? Ever,

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No, and I'm not talking aboutsarcasm. I mean, if I
was on it, God, Iwould love to get like a truth serum
or something. If we can havethe hypnosis guy. Let's see the hypnosis
guy in there, we can reallyfind out, like you know, yeah,
and can we make him cluck likea chicken and to stop kissing and
snuggling? What do you show?All right, so what's your struggle?

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Medics asked the question right before thebreak. I've mentioned a few times,
Man, last year it was justa brutal year for me, and he
asked, like, what specifically didyou figure out what was going on?
I mean, yeah, life isbrutal. You know. I've always had
this self loathing thing. I've alwayshad, like, no matter what people
can say on the text or throughsocial media or whatever, it it feels

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like nothing because nobody hates me morethan me. I've said that a thousand
times and it's always been It's alwaysbeen that way. But myself loathing went
like next level last year. Ijust felt like I couldn't do anything right.
I was pissed about you know,I put this weight back on.
I'm even on the gobe and I'mstill like fat and you know, can't
control my eating. I'm so I'mpissed, like why are you so soft?

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You can't even like you have allthis focus with your job. You
can't even keep yourself on something that'sso like, I know what to do,
I've done in a thousand times.Yeah, okay, so there's there's
stuff like that. But even inmy relationships, I felt like I couldn't
do anything right professionally personally, Likeno matter you know, how well I

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treated somebody or whatever, I stillfelt not appreciated, I still felt resentment
or animosity, depending on the situation. I spent a lot of time last
year wondering, like it got mewhere you start thinking, like, man,
am I I don't feel like I'mlike, am I a person?
Like you have that honesty conversation withyourself? Am I a bad person?

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I don't even realize it? Andthat, like it bummed me out because
you may have an opinion about meone way or the other from you know,
what we do here on the show, or I'm opinionated or whatever.
If this is my job and I'mnot saying I'm a completely different person off
the air because I'm not. Butlike, dude, like I consider myself

(29:26):
to be a good friend, I'ma good dad. I feel like I'm
a great you know, family guy, husband, father, whatever. But
dude, even my marriage last yearwas super shaky, super shaky because my
wife and it turns out she wasgoing through her own stuff. The kids
are fourteen and eleven, and shefeels like, you know, she needs
to be doing something, and soher vibe and energy was somehow trickling down

(29:52):
to me, and that was partof like I felt like I couldn't do
anything right by anybody, and solike we go to like a really bad
point last year where I was like, I don't I can't take this,
you know, yeah, it wasit was. It was so bad.
And then of course the weight thingjust in general, sure, you know,
so it was just a really Ifelt like I felt like I really

(30:17):
had nobody. And I know that'snot the case, but I felt very
alone last year, very alone,and I didn't care. And the more
I thought about, like, oh, well, you know, people say,
oh, well, you know youwant to be there for your kids,
and of course I love my kidsand everything, but when when they
say, well, don't you knowyou're gonna have you'll die young, and

(30:38):
but like I don't care. Ididn't even care. Wow, Like I
honestly could sit there and tell youlike I don't care. That's pretty dark.
And you're wondering if you're a goodperson? Am I a bad person?
I don't want to use the wordinteresting that you say that. It's
almost fascinating to me because I wouldhave thought that you would say something like
what you just said many years ago. Last year would be the time that

(31:00):
I would think you would never feelthat way. No, because it presented
differently because I come into work andthis is where I can kind of you
know, I get lost. Butthere's sometimes it's like, man, if
things are bad at home, youlook forward to going to work. When
things are bad at work, youlook forward to going to home. There's
plenty of times over this past yearwhere it's like I didn't want to be
either place. Yeah, outside ofnowhere to go. H huh. I

(31:21):
guess you hit it well. Itseemed like you were in good spirits.
I look at other people like it'sso stupid, but I get dumb jealous
of like the Rock and Kevin Hart'srelationship, you know, or Bert and
Tom Segura's relationship, like man like, and I have friends, I have
people that I know care about meand stuff, but man, just lonely

(31:42):
like nobody, because I feel likethere's some kind of like resentment or animosity
or like I've somehow done you wrong, and then that puts me in a
weird It's really it's very strange,Right, are you feeling any better now?
I just kind of have like ayou know, control what you can
control. And so this is whyI've gotten back to like trying to eat
better perfection is not the goal.It's it's progress, not perfection. Right,

(32:06):
So so that that that's raw,man. But I'm hoping and I'm
optimistic, and that that's what myemail to everybody before the new year.
It's like I really wanted to let'sstart fresh. Yeah, but I feel
you have the answers on why you'refeeling a certain way, then you can
start, yeah, making some changesand feeling different. Right, Might I

(32:28):
suggest the Mel Robbins workbook. Iknow, what's what's your struggle? My
struggle is, uh, I meanthe weight thing has been a struggle for
a long time, but the newone that I'm having and I told you
guys, we're gonna sound like completeweirdos here that I'm inching closer towards agoraphobia,
uh, which is what again becomea hermit kind of thing. Yeah,

(32:53):
basically, And my shyness is mystruggle. I'm so shy that I
I don't even want to talk onthe phone with friends anymore. I'm too
afraid to make a phone call.And then we've had some late days at
work and towards the late morning hours, I think, oh, I'd really
like a cup of coffee but peopleare returning to the office more and more,
so the office is quite crowded.I'll four go a coffee just because

(33:16):
I don't want to walk near people, like I'm that shy because if I
think, if I don't know people'snames, which I struggle with, I
don't even want to be near thatarea where we get coffee if there's people
around. It's it's gotten almost debilitating, Like I'm I'm so shy that I
don't want I don't answer my phone, I don't I don't talk to people.

(33:37):
I don't even get coffee anymore.That's my struggle because you're not We're
not worried about like, oh,I'm not gonna give you a pop quiz,
Hey man, what's my name?No? But just you know,
am I standing right? Is myclothing stupid posture? Right? But my
posture is I look stupid? Whatam I going to say? No one

(33:58):
ever thinks about you as much asyou can as yah yah yeah yeah,
And Greg, I literally just orderedthese. I ordered name tags. Oh
good. Downstairs in the mail room, I just got the alert. I
don't know why every desk in thisbuilding doesn't have I'm gonna start a name
you're gonna start putting out seas.Do you have a struggle, I'll tell

(34:19):
you what came back? Or isit just with modesty and humility? We
talked about this, people on thetext were guessing that might be what it
is. I still and I stillhave to deal with this under excessive under
ourn perspiration. And I bet we'vetalked about. I got botox and that
doesn't that doesn't hold. That lastsfor like six months or so. I
even did that thing where they along time though. Yeah, but it's

(34:39):
every six months. I gotta goin and get shot up. It's kind
of pain. Uh. And evendo that thing where they like laser it
that didn't work. You ever haveany kind of like self doubt, second
guess yourself? Honestly, no,I thought about that recently because this this
came. I never have any kindof like, you know, feeling sorry
for yourself in any way, shapeor form or to say that, but

(35:02):
like this came up recently with mymom talking to all her new uh sort
of biological grandkids, and they well, how was how was a you know
Garrett when he was a young boy. He's like, oh, he's just
been happy blah, blah blah.Things come easy to him, which is
true. Like I'm I am fortunatethat I don't have depression. I know,
I don't think it's a fake thingat all. I understand that it's

(35:22):
real. But I've always been happy, never had like, oh I can't
do this obviously, I don't geteverything I want all the time. My
son had a very funny nickname forSea Bass. He goes, you know
who Sea Bass is? Who's thatyoung Sheldon? Yeah, yeah, that's
a funny idea and not a funnyshow. I agree, But I mean,

(35:42):
like a young Sheldon. I've alwaysif I've ever had a problem,
either I can deal with it.It's not you know, I don't get
depressed, don't get down on myself. And you were that way even after
your back injury when you put onweight and everything. Yeah, I was
like, I can deal with this. It sucks, but you know,
like I know how I got here. It's easy to get out menace.
Uh. My struggle is and Iknow what the problem is is does anybody

(36:07):
care, like you know, aboutwhat you about me or about what we
do? I mean, like,how do you explain it? Like?
I know listeners care, but dolike within the workplace, right, so
when we our podcasts will get youknow, this amount of downloads or whatever.

(36:28):
No one ever says anything we couldreach this many people on social media.
I know people don't Honestly, Iknow people don't care. And are
you looking for like a like arecognition paternab But no, just to elevate
what we're doing, is what Iwould. That's what kind of what I
struggle with because I feel like peopleput in a quarter of the effort and

(36:51):
people are like running and jumping inlike moving mountains to help them elevate what
they're doing, and I feel likeit doesn't happen and kind of it doesn't
happen with us, and it kindof makes me a little bit depressed,
like yeah, depressed, bitter,And then you're like why am I doing
all this? You know? Yeah, Like it doesn't make me better because

(37:13):
I don't want to like be likejealous or because I think that like will
eat you alive, but it doesmake me depressed. I'm like, man,
it's like, wow, we couldreally put in as much effort as
you can and do the best jobever. And if you're just like not
one of the chosen ones then noone cares what you're doing. I'm just

(37:34):
talking to another friend of mine worksin the same company, and everything else
is like, man, how doyou become part of that circle? Yeah,
one of the chosen ones? Andyeah. The thing is that,
well, you know, you sometimeshave to go to whoever it is that's
doling out these things that you arewanting for you or for in this case,
the show or whatever it is.They go, dude, how do
we get here? How do weget to this? Like, like,

(37:58):
what are you looking for to beconsidered a show worthy of this treatment or
this opportunity or whatever. How dowe do that? Because I like quantify
it, so I have access tothe numbers, like I see everything.
Yeah, you just quantify it.Yeah, And so that way, when
you get there and it doesn't happenor whatever, you go but hey,
I'm just curious. And then youknow, you can only control what you
can control, but you can getit out there, make it. Yeah.

(38:22):
Sometimes they say like, well,we never said why do you ever
say anything? Right, because sometimespeople don't know unless you say something,
especially now I can think of oneslightly concrete example. Around the office here,
we have like five hundred and fiftythousand flat screen TVs everywhere. Yeah,
and they show what they call sizzlereels. Yeah, and we host
that annual show Alter Ego. Andon the sizzle reels of Alter Ego,

(38:45):
I don't think we're even on them. People from other stations on those sizzle
reels. It's like, and thenyou say, the Woody Show hosting Alter
Ego, are we because there's nowhereto go, there's no room. They
don't show the sizzle reel. It'slike all year long, they're I'll be
seeing videos of events that other peopledo, and I'm like, we do

(39:05):
events and I don't ever see anyfootage of that stuff. Like, yeah,
how do you become one of thechosen ones? And I know it's
it's stupid, but like when itgoes down to like the Coachella thing,
when I asked for a pass forCoachella, it's such a big deal.
It's like, what do you wantone? Oh, we don't have access
to it. And meanwhile I'll seea staff of fifteen of like down the

(39:30):
hall all like with all these likeelevated passes to everything. It's just like,
well, very good company I workedfor hired a new guy to take
a position I've worked three years forWow, struggling to stay with this company.
Wow. Yeah, isn't that whatKevin not? Kevin hartt Well,
he's been saying about Kevin Hart thathe was just like given Essentially, he

(39:50):
showed up and they gave him everything. Essentially he's a plant. Yeah.
I think it's a little bit ofa different situation. And I'm just like,
how, I yeah, how doyou get people to care? I
don't know, you can't. That'sthat whole lead horse to water thing.
Yeah, you know, control whatyou can control, you know. Unfortunately,
and then some people, man,they just they seem you know,

(40:15):
some guys have all the luck theydo, and it's, yeah, it
just seems it doesn't Yeah, itdoesn't make me better. I'm gonna continue
to do what I do. That'swhat you can do. But speak.
If I stop and think about it, it does make me depressed. Right,
What do you mean we're gonna beright back, hey, Brent Love,

(40:37):
No, we're not right back.Oh boy, we're here now.
I swear I touched nothing. Iwas gonna ask Sammy right now what her
struggle was, but I can tellthat she's Her struggle is current her struggle
is current right now? Yeah,yeah, I'll tell you what, because
I don't know she has. She'sovercome one of her struggle, which is

(41:00):
wearing shoes. Her shoes and herdesk is cleaned up. Yeah, I
know the desk is looking good.Great. I know I didn't have anxiety
walking. I don't know that.Yeah, uh no. I think my
my main struggle for a couple ofyears has been my back pain and knowing

(41:21):
that all I have to do iswork out and get in shape for my
muscles to sort of fix it,like my ab muscles to push my hips
forward, and I just don't doit, and I complain about my back
pain, and I haven't had themotivation to make myself feel better when I
know I can do it. Suggestthe mel Robbins work. Yes, so
it's getting the motivation now to youknow, do pilates and other things to

(41:45):
get my back feeling better so thatI'm not in pain anymore and maybe stop
stopping around. Have you ever seenSammy walk? She hits the ground home.
I've never noticed her walk. Sheused to walk like that. Do
you have an interesting gait? Shejust hit it's the ground really hard.
I thought you never know one.My back would really hurt. Have you

(42:06):
noticed that, Sam, that youhave a hard step. I know that
I do have a weird gait,not a hard step. I think I
thought I shuffled a little bit,more like. I don't fully bend my
knees even when I walk. Youcan hear her coming down the hole.
Yeah, I don't notice. Iever noticed. I don't know. So
petite My wife will say like thator I can't you didn't notice that or
whatever. I don't know what I'mdoing. When I clopped it, I'm

(42:27):
like, see me so small?And she hits the ground so hard.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodiehit us up with the text over to
two two nine eight seven. Willbe right back. The Woody Show will
be right back. That's the laughof superiority, The Woody Show, another

(42:52):
new hour, Insensitivity training, freight, politically correct World. I'm what of
that's Raby, there's Greg Gory morein a Woody menaces? What is up?
Woody? There's Sea Mass We've gotSammy got the phones open. At
eight seven seven forty four, Woodiehit us up with a text over to
two to nine eight seven. We'regonna make a trip to the Woody Show
Crossroads this hour. It's to bedone. It's just part of the customer

(43:15):
service that we provide here at theWave Show. Oh yeah, some customer
service thoughts. For a recent survey, forty six percent of customer service issues
actually get resolved forty six Oh mygod. It takes an average of three
attempts and ninety minutes on hold tomake those happen. And I think that's
what they're counting on. I thinkthey're just counting on giving up, just

(43:36):
giving up. Probably twenty five percentof people would rather do your taxes,
go to the dentist, or standin line to DMV, then wait on
hold for customer service. Yep,I'm right there with them. Really.
One in five said they'd rather spenda night in jail or shave their head,
which seems a little dramatic. People'smost common annoyances when dealing with customer
service having to repeat details when you'retransferred to get disconnected, yet having to

(44:01):
call or email multiple times to resolvea problem, only having one option to
reach out like you have to call, no emails, stuff like that,
or the or the opposite of that, not being able to reach a real
person quickly and easily, and thentoo many button options like talk to a
customer service rep, press nine.Yeah. And another one of my favorites

(44:22):
is when you go through all thatand it says, sorry, all operators
are busy, please try calling againlater. Goodbye. Yeah, it's the
tone of the automated goodbye, whichyou know they're just going few looking.
I do email customer support and I'llget like a code a number, and

(44:44):
then I started complaining on their socialmedia and because they don't want those,
you know, they don't want thosepublic messages out there, so then they
DM you. They'll send you aprivate message asking for that code, and
it usually gets resolved quite quickly afterthat. Never had any luck with the
social media angle either. Gets nowhere. I've never tried. I mean to

(45:05):
ask. I looked over there.He's got a box of fleet enemas sitting
on the I'm almost afraid to ask, why, Well, this is not
pretty kind of on air bit.I actually needed some enemas very well for
what you use enemas packed up poopstuff. Yeah, I was sitting there
and what is the So it's gonnabe very awkward naive of me what's the

(45:30):
what's the true purpose, I mean, other than, like you know,
to clean your butt out. Well, I guess the main the main thing
they say they have actual animal activein animal ingredients, but I think the
main thing is you got stuff downthere and you're basically you're giving it some
water pressure to help force it out. Essentially, so if you break it
up, force it out. Soconstipated. Oh yeah, yeh yeah,
yeah, yeah, for sure constipated. That's so you're supposed to put the

(45:52):
nozzle up there. And while you'realready like impacted with duty, it might
it might you might have be fightingsome stuff. Yeah, dude, So
when would you use this? Howlong will you have gone without a BM?
Well, for me, I've Ihad one time where I went like
three days and I actually went toa full on like enema person to do
it. We laand the table andall that stuff. But this was I
just sat down and I was like, oh, it was fifteen minutes later

(46:14):
in the shower, of course,and nothing was coming out, but I
knew it was there. I waslike, Okay, I could probably just
go across the street to the Walgreensgrab one of these animas off the counter.
And use it. So I clinchback up, you know, waddle
across the streets, and they onlyhad the four pack available A forebanger,

(46:35):
why is it here at work?It was, so I walked back across
the street to the shower, andI and then suddenly before I even get
the Anima out, boom. Sothat you know that fifteen minutes was all
I needed just to get things going. So now, if you guys would
like them, I have. Idon't need to know. Oh, I
see, I don't need them anymoreto get anemas. Either I or someone

(46:57):
of the staff will be happy toautograph a bottle of Anima Solution with a
pre lubricated tip. Oh to givethem away to listeners, yeah, exactly
off, or if you guys wantto keep them for yourself. Has anybody
impacted? I've never ever done one. I never knew what I mean,
I knew what it was for cleanyour butt out. I didn't know like,
why would you need an enema.I would just think, like,

(47:19):
like, if you just want tobe really clean, I wouldn't say clean
butt four butt stuff. Well,yeah, what he's got raised a good
point. Some gentlemen do use itbefore a recreational activity. Right, It's
like they sell douches for women,but you're not supposed to use those.
Why shouldn't you do it? Whyare women not supposed to use douches because
it's self cleaning off what your naturalbacteria balance? pH Yeah, uh,

(47:51):
are you hooked on vico in orsomething? Why are you impacted so much?
Which, yeah, opioids do causeconstipation. No, And I thought
like, what did I the nightbefore? And I had sweet potatoes and
just like regularly good for your Yeah, whatever reason, I had just decided
to get all clear. Maybe yeah, maybe it was sideways or something.

(48:15):
Yeah, I could have had abreech berth. This is is good to
know, huh, because there havebeen a couple of times where I'm like,
man, you really got to go, but you're like, oh my
god, there's no way you're gettingthis couch through the door, right,
That's what I was feeling, soto speak. And you're like, I
know it's there. Yeah, ButI was like, toll you like,
what do you do? And you'rethinking like episiotomy, like the dude for

(48:35):
women when they're having babies. Youcan get the end of a toothbrush stick
that up there. What position areyou in when you're doing this? Sea
Beast's all, oh, you guys, well, it's a low squad.
I've since you guys have come cameto my house for my cocktail party.
Yeah, I have purchased an inshower seat with a giant horseshoe hole in
the middle. People have like peoplehave to I'm in a regular toilet situation,

(49:00):
seeing situation to go on something.But then wait, then you're reaching
down and you're taking this bottle andthen you're oh, well squeeze apply the
animal which for folks. So no, it's a little probably eight ten ounce
bottle full of solution with a littlelike you see when they feed baby goats.
Yeah, yeah, yeah it does. It looks like a little bottle
used to little livestock for actually usingthat. I go for the full squat

(49:23):
where I will I will hold onto the chair in the shower and then
I'll be fully on down to theground. I probably have to ask my
wife to help me. Yeah reach, No, I could reach. I
don't think you would. You couldsquat. You're out here. You can
try it. Yeah, try itright now. You lie on your back
and let me see it. Yeah, there you go. You know,

(49:44):
can I see one? Yeah?Here you go? Menas Wait so because
it shouldn't right immediately you put thesolution up there and it should then activate
and like it's not all it's basicallyonce a punch you have to insert right,
yeah, y a orange tip.You take the orange tip. But
the solution, it does, itloosens it up, like it provides pressure,

(50:14):
provides back pressure. You get alot of water in there. Yeah,
so this all goes in there.But it's like when your card needs
a quart you know. So wait, the pressure from the solution when you're
shooting it in is like kind oflike erosion, h jet, like a
jet of water. Yeah, it'smore quick, and it's not that it's
not that the actual pressure is reallycracking things up. It's just giving you

(50:36):
more more fluid pressure back there,more of a force it. Yeah,
when it came out, it wasn'tlike it was all broken to smithereens right,
Okay, So when you did theone, how long was the result?
Like? Immediately? Yeah, itwas like get because I walked back
over it said about fifteen minutes.When you were in the shower, you

(50:57):
solution and then used one of thefour right right, but the timeline is
a little messed up. When Iwalked back across the street, it solved
the problem solve itself because of themotion, but I did. But Greg
is noticing there's only three left right, there was still a little left over,
and I said, well, youknow what I bought these, I
might as well you're gone. Well, yeah, I have fun, but

(51:21):
yes, just squeeze, squeez,squeez squeeze, and then yeah, you
just let it go. So theysay, you learn something new every day
for me, in all honesty,never even stop to think what the true,
honest to God use for the anemowould be. Yeah, so text
your name and address over and ifBrav sign a bottle for you, it's

(51:42):
all yours. We're gonna take abreak. Then we come back the crossroads.
Oh damn it. What speaking ofclearing out some crap. Damn We
got some people who are upset fordifferent reasons about things that have happened on
the show. They have sent theirfeedback to us and we will address that
and find out why they are allout and why they're being met at the

(52:05):
crossroads. Come up next year onthe Wadi Show. Hang on, I've
had so many tracks, I couldn'teven tell you what time I'm gonna double
Now is the Way show? Andwelcome back everybody, New Year. More
complainers, yeah, I mean notmore, but yeah, that never changes.

(52:30):
You can't please people all the time. So, uh, where we
differ I think from other other showslike ours, is that I find entertainment
and the people complaining because usually thestuff that they're complaining about is super silly,
right, like you always say,it's interesting to point out what their
line is. Yeah, and aren'tyou busy? Don't you have things going

(52:53):
on? People never have time for, say that, the things they need
to do, like I know Ishould be working out. They don't really
have time in my schedule. Ishouldn't have, you know, more time
for this, but I just Ijust don't. But you have time to
craft an email and send it over. Yeah, that's where the Woody Show
Crossroads comes in. Now, let'ssee one. Two of these are from

(53:14):
people who send it to the stationfeedback, meaning if you go to the
radio station's website, you'll see contactus, and they think they're sending it
to the managers, which they do, get it. The managers do see
the email, but it also it'sa programming related thing. It goes to
the on air people because a lotof times it's just a request or you
know, people will like, Hey, we're having like a chili cookoff on

(53:35):
Sunday, can you guys give ita mention for us? And I got
one that was sent to the WoodyShow email email at the woodieshow dot com.
But since you can't please everybody,we've got to send some of these
folks to the crossroads. All right. First one is one of those station

(54:02):
feedback emails. Is from Janice,subject spread of misinformation. Oh oh yeah.
And when you said in the onesto the station like that and asked
if you would like a reply,what about janis? She says, yes,
all right, this is not thefirst time I've been absolutely disgusted by
something I've heard on your station,but I promise this will be the last.

(54:24):
The program I'm writing in about isthe Woodi Show. I heard the
host talking about a woman giving birth. As a woman myself, I have
no problem there. However, theproblem for me started when he claimed the
woman had a huge vagina because ofhow fast she gave birth. Really,
how old is this man? Doeshe not understand how the female body works.

(54:45):
I can only assume he's single,lonely and childless with such an immature
attitude like that. But that's thebedside. Oh yeah, okay, I
think she meant that's beside the pointment. That's bedside the point bedside. Sure.
I just want to let you knowthat I myself had a fast birth.

(55:07):
It took me less than an hourto push my baby boy out,
and I have never once been toldthat I have a huge vagina by my
doctors or lovers. Well lovers,So please pull this man aside and have
a talk with him. His lackof understanding of the female reproductive system is
astonishing and should be taken off theair for blatantly spreading misinformation. I'm astonished

(55:30):
by it. You guys, welost Janice, come back to us,
Stannon jealous. It hit home forjans that's why. Yeah, if it's
misinformation about the female reproductive so thisis what Sammy's for. And also,

(55:52):
women always say that their third,fourth, fifth kids are easier fast,
that's what the studies say, whytheir vagina's gotten giant things that look a
like. Hey, my wife doesget mad when I told her that my
you know our daughter shot out noproblem. The first one was more of
an effort. That second one waslike, no problem on account of your

(56:14):
body knows vagina? Those they calledgapers. What's that the wide vagina?
Yeah? I think so? Allright? This one is from Robert subject
bullying. Reply requested, Yes,I am writing about a skit that I

(56:38):
heard on the morning show called Today'sAudio. They were playing a clip of
a young woman who was working ata grocery store for free. Oh yeah,
aug Madison. She does this asa joke. Apparently she narrates her
video and she has a speech impediment. By the sounds of it, she
probably has a cleft palate. Yourshow mocked her for it. Is this

(57:01):
really how you want to start yournew year? Laughing at a girl with
a speech impediment? You guys seriouslyhave no respect for anyone, do you.
It truly broke my heart. Ohno. I had a friend growing
up who had to take speech therapyclasses, and when I heard them mocking
the innocent young girl in the clip, all I could think about was my

(57:21):
friend and how he would feel ifhe heard this. You would have made
all of his past insecurities come floodingback. The woodie shows no better than
the bullies on the playground. Pleasegrow up, Please, we've lost Robin.

(57:45):
I think we liked that clip too. Yeah, and he's projecting it
onto his friend, just a mildlist. I don't think it's at pally.
Yeah, I wouldn't think so Ido have. I did, And
by the way, it was justwhat he was making fun of Madison.
The rest of us love her somuch. I think the content was funny.

(58:08):
I got there at three point thirtyready to rumble. This customer told
me his two dollars off keupon wasn'tworking, so I just paid for his
entire car. Yeah. I organizedshells, help more customers, and bought
snacks to put in the break roomfor my coworkers and I I did some
cleaning, did some top stock.I went back to work and my coworker
showed me a video of a girlworking at Target and said that it's me.

(58:30):
He politely let me know that workingat Cogro for free is not allowed
because of the union and labor laws, and the store was about to close,
so I had to go home anyway. This was my first and last
day working at Corogro. For free. Best six and a half hours of
my life. Yeah. Ever,lie, she's like ten hours inside of
I kids. Yeah, has alot of time on her hand. Madison

(58:52):
is her uh her screen name orher account name. So she rode the
city bus for about three hours.Yeah, yeah, anyway, what do
you show? Crossroads? Last one? This is sent to our email email
at the woodieshow dot com. Itis from Ashley, subject old fat f's

(59:14):
all right, no argument here,Yeah, accurate. Ashley goes on to
say, I am so over youguys. There have been a few times
in the past that I've wanted torun into a complaint, but I didn't
want to be one of quote thosepeople. But now I don't care.
I'm done with you guys for real. And you want to know why,

(59:36):
Yes, because you're all so stupidexcept for Sammy. Oh okay, it's
so funny to me how you fat, ugly, lazy, unhealthy people like
to make fun of Stanley cups.We do. It's like, Wow,
we get it. You hate yourselfand you don't care about your health,
so you don't drink water. That'sso cool of you, what we said.

(01:00:01):
But seriously, you guys have noidea how dumb and out of touch
you sound when you talk about Stanley's, and it's not cute. Let people
enjoy what they enjoy. I havesix of them myself, and I'm so
proud of my growing collection and howthey help make me a healthier and better
version of myself. I believe thisis also known as let her just let

(01:00:27):
her live live. I know Sammyunderstands. The rest of you suck and
are toxic to the airwaves and myhealth. Oh that is from Ashley.
We lost Ashley. Come sorry.But if you have an opinion on Stanley,

(01:00:54):
it means what you're really saying isyou shouldn't enjoy your Stanley exactly as
that. Do you need to hydrate? You guys act like you don't eat
a hydrate. I have water righthere. Greg's also right here. Greg's
grandparents didn't have any of these thingsright And yeah they did. Stanley has
been around for over one hundred plusyears. Yeah, they didn't kart a

(01:01:14):
forty ounce every dollar mug with themeverywhere, yet they still managed to get
the water. I saw something aboutStanley the company. Yeah, and uh,
you know, because for a longtime, it's like your grandfather's work
thermous, you know, and solike you know where you unscrew the top
and grandma put the coffee in theair form and you go off to that
job where he's sitting on the steelbeam eating the sandwich with his buddies overlooking

(01:01:36):
the future skyline of whatever happen hepours his coffee into. Yeah, and
you look at those and it's thesame. It's the same logo that you
see on the Stanley cups that allthese girls are carrying around as if you
make it pink and make different.And there was somebody in a meeting that
said they should do one for women, you know what women like, and

(01:01:58):
that's what they did. And allof a sudden, like there's sales.
Forget what the percentage of increase insale it was in overnight over the obviously,
yeah, I know the whole story. The guy who was the strategist
at CROCS jumped Stanley cup. Actuallythat's super popular right now, was going
to be discontinued, but then theydid some strategy where they made an exclusive

(01:02:20):
and then it blew up. That'swhat we're saying. It's not about the
hydration, it's about people just beinga followers lemmings and sheep. That's why
you have six of them, right, exactly, Your hydro flask doesn't work
anymore. It used to be thehigh classes not fit in the cup hold
because you're in the cup holder placeand you're like, you're in your car
all day, right, Well,I carried it around all day, so
I need to be able to putit in the cup holder when to work.

(01:02:43):
How close you live to the radiostation, You're in there for no
time at all, So what amI going to hold my seat for the
two minute drive all around? Yes, well, you guys are both arguing
a good point here. The Stanleycups are very top heavy, so when
people put them down like I sall the time in the gym, they
get knocked out. And also toSammy's point, they make tons of other
thermoces and have four years that willfit your cup holder, but they aren't

(01:03:07):
in pretty pink colors. That's whyshe has Stanley. Yeah, the true
strategist has admitted that they they've turnedit into a fashion accession. It's about
inclusion, not about hydration. Allright, Well, there's the crossroads,
everybody. We're gonna take a quickbreak more. What he shows next hang
on, Hey, welcome back,It's the Hoodie Show. Awesome feedback from

(01:03:42):
the Crossroads. Somebody wants to knowif Sammy is your pen name, Ashley,
Did you open up like a fakeemail and write that hang out?
Are you the one that wrote thatemail? No? I did not,
but you'll support it because you allstart riding. Somebody say, the Stanley
straw that broke the camel's back kidding? Okay? H seven seven zero says

(01:04:05):
I care about the environment and myhydration. That's the justification for owning ten
plus of the same reusable cups andbottles, right, okay, purpose here's
the thing. Most people just pourbottled water into their stanleys and throw that
away. Well, yeah, Iagree, Yeah, no one cares the
bottle water, including ravy by theway, which I do. The bottle

(01:04:27):
water epidemic is insane because I spenda lot of time in parking lots for
reasons you guys are aware of,and every person seems to have a giant
thirty six pack of individually bottled plasticyou know, water in plastic bottles,
and I just and I don't don'twant to be the old you know,
we should drink out of a hoseguy. But I still think, isn't
that just a pain that for youwhen you buy those and they last a

(01:04:49):
while? But those are like ifthe kids are going off to wherever they're
going, like you know they're goingoff to I played every sport when I
was a kid, and I neverbrought one of those with me. Somehow,
Yeah, play things got better,So you go to the waterfou they're
so strapped behind it. This onefrom the nine to nine says, wait,

(01:05:12):
if Stanley cups are about promoting healthand hydration, but some people can
walk to work, wouldn't walking behealthy and you wouldn't need to worry about
it fitting in your cup holder?Do they make a fat bottom Stanley cup
that we are unaware of? Wecannot walk to now in the hours we
work. I could walk to workas well, and I would if we
had any other shift. But youcan't walk to work at three in the

(01:05:35):
morning. I know. I usedto live really close and I could.
Well, there are freaks out.I'm not walking that time of day.
Did you don't say, oh,there are freaks out? As a woman,
I don't know what's worse, thebirth lady or the Stanley cup.
Lady, I have two children andI don't own a Stanley cup. It's
a cup. It's not that serious. It's like people suddenly rediscovered mugs,

(01:05:59):
right, And that was the thatwas the impetus of the whole conversation,
is how people are tackling each otherover them as someone in name Ashley,
I disavow the crossroads. Actually apparentlyshe didn't know that you can drink water
without a brand name cup. She'smaking the rest of us look bad impossible
exactly. And they do have aso device, the Adventure Tough version,

(01:06:20):
and it's it's got a big fatbottom on it. Yeah, I want
that one. It's sixty four.This one's only twenty. That's the other
thing too, they're way too largefor you. Don't want to busy design
because we've got to take away fromall the stickers you put on it.
I wanted an Camo, want abig one? Want? Yeah, I
want to camel. I got stickers. I know this is And we are

(01:06:48):
into another new hour here on theWoodie Show. And we got everybody here,
Gravy, Greg, Mena, Bat, Sam and phones are open eight
seven seven forty four and it's upwith the text over to two to nine
eight seven. We're gonna do guestsyour body count this hour. We started

(01:07:08):
that like kind of late in theyear last year, and people seem to
really like it. Where we geta volunteer on the phone and we're gonna
try to guess how many people you'veslept with just by asking you a bunch
of different questions. It's dumb,but people like it. I know,
I can't explain why you like itor why people don't like it, but
so far we found out we're prettyterrible in it. Yeahah, not good.
Yeah. Have you ever heard ofwhatever podcast? Yes? Maybe everybody

(01:07:33):
else know. I not. Thisis where what what what? Were?
They call them that big huge jobof the hot looking chick. It's it's
it's a meme all over social media. Yeah whatever. This is where they
invite only fans girls on and mockthem. Okay, oh those only fans
girls. A lot of them areokay, not all of them, Yeah,

(01:07:53):
but anyway, not at all.So this was they have all these
form and stuff. People get reallyinto it. Yeah, it's got huge
numbers, this whatever podcast, becausethe responses are incredible sometimes. And so
this person was basically an ask thewhatever podcast question and it says, I've
recently gone official with a guy thatI've been dating for a couple of months.

(01:08:15):
He's kind of respectful, considerate.I really think that he could be
the one. But I wanted tobuild slowly with this guy, so we
didn't become intimate until after we decidedto be exclusive. But between that first
date and that point, I didsee an old friend who was benefit a
couple of times. Back then,I didn't think anything of it. We
weren't exclusive, but I underestimated howmuch I would end up liking this guy.

(01:08:39):
And now I feel like I almostlike I've cheated on him. Have
I done something wrong? Do Ineed to tell him? Will he end
things with me? Was the question. Thoughts on that part, I have
an update because you made him exclusiveand he didn't know, and you're out
there hooking up with other people,said, between their first date and when

(01:09:01):
it went exclusive, they decided,yes, eventually they did. She wanted
to build slowly. They didn't havesex until after they went exclusive, but
between the first date and that point, but she was still horny. She
saw the friends with benefits person acouple of times. But now she's feeling
guilty because now she really she's youknow, really into this dude. Yeah,

(01:09:23):
and wonders if it kind of feelslike she cheated on him because she
was seeing him even though they weren'texclusive. This actually happened to me with
my first wife, Yeah, becausewe had started quote dating and then as
thinking, but we weren't in alike a committed relationship yet, right,
And then I forget how it cameup, but like she had seen like

(01:09:45):
an ex boyfriend that she was stillpaling around with, and and she she
didn't try to like hide it.She didn't anounce like, hey, guess
where I'm going tonight, Guess whatI'm doing. Yeah, But I found
out about it later and it sucked. But at the same time we had
had that conversation, so it's notlike, you know, we end up
getting married but divorced and the laterdivorced. But I had nothing to do

(01:10:06):
without it because she was flooding around. Yeah, I had nothing to do
it early on? Was it?It was very early on? It was
in the within the first month.Yes, whatever. I think it speaks
poorly to that guy's d game thathe's not sexually appealing to her enough that
she wants to go back to herold boyfriend. No, No, she
wanted to build slowly with this newguy. She didn't even know what his

(01:10:29):
game was. That sounds like anexcuse to me. You've never heard that,
Like women like, you know what, because I hate the way it
works out. They go, Yeah, but I really like you, so
I want to wait, I go, so if you didn't really like me,
we'd be doing it right now.I've definitely heard that. But but
it's also code for you're not hotenough. I don't think you're a good
lay. Yeah, I'm just I'mgoing to keep it around just in case.

(01:10:49):
Right, like you, you seemcomfortable to me, but you're not
sexually appealing. So here here's theupdate, right, she said, there
were mixed reactions. I got mixedreactions here, but my gut told me
I should tell the boyfriend. AndChass's screenshot the text says sorry, I
don't want to be in a relationshipwith someone who does that, and then
he blocked her. Nice she toldhim through a text, like, if

(01:11:11):
you're deciding to have this conversation,how she told him, but that's how
he responded. Right. He respondedwith the shouldn't have done that. Yeah,
so didn't want to like have that. You know, I'm assuming that
she implied that she wasn't going tohook up with him. Un tell like
they're like they were exclusive, soyou should be exclusive to me, you

(01:11:35):
know what I'm saying. She's askingmore of him than she's giving. Yeah,
in a way. Yeah, well, I mean, look, it
sucked hearing it. But then againit was like, all right, well,
we never really had that comp Wenever had the conversation, not really
had We just never had the conversationjust because and the way I'm built,
never had a one night stand.I feel too guilty, and so I

(01:11:57):
never did that. I never didthe juggle, you know what I mean.
So there was never a need tohave that conversation. So like in
my mind, it was just I'mseeing this person, not thinking, oh
we're exclusive or whatever. We justnever had the conversation because in my mind,
I wasn't out, you know,yeah after the first day, hadn't
didn't have a multiple multiple irons inthe fire at the same time, makes

(01:12:18):
sense, all right, So ifyou want to be the volunteer, we're
looking for someone who can answer somequestions on the phone. You gotta be
honest. So we're gonna ask yousome simple questions, and then we're gonna
try to guess what your uh,what your number is, how many people
that you've that you've slept with?And we'll give you a prize just for
being a good sport and participating.He's a fake name. We don't care.

(01:12:38):
Yeah, we don't care. Eightseven seven that's eight seven seven forty
four and we will play that nextyear in The Woody Show. Hang,
we'll leave the show having a greattime out here the Woody Show. I
love it. It's great, andwelcome back. Guess your body count?

(01:13:04):
How many people have you slept with? We're gonna try to guess, asking
some simple questions. I forget becausesomebody said we had done a version of
this before Fat Chick, Skinny Chick. Yeah, and then it's the same
structure of the game. But dowe have a time limit on like how
long we could ask questions? Ifelt like we did. I don't remember

(01:13:27):
how long that was. He wastwo or three minutes? What do you
want to say? It at three? Three minutes? All right? Three
minutes to ask questions that we gotgot to try to take a guess what
your body count is? Again,please be honest. Yeah, don't volunteer
if you're just gonna call in herewith lies. We don't want to deal
with that. Eight seven seven fortyfour. What that's eight seven seven forty
four. And let's go to thephones and say hello to our our first

(01:13:50):
volunteer. Let's see. All right, I guess we're not giving a name
because there's no names up on myscreen here. Are you just going to
be anonymous? Yes? Okay,okay, it's going to be a good
morning, anonymous, good morning,good morning? All right? Are you
at work or something? Yes?Okay, I'm nervous, like my heart's

(01:14:10):
beating jokes out right now because I'mon the phone outward too, perfect time
for this kind of conversation, stayon, all right, So we're gonna
we're gonna set the timer at attwo minutes and I will start it when
I'm sorry, three minutes, andwe'll start it as soon as the first
question is asked? All right,how old are you? Thirty one thirty
more? Are you single currently?No? Are you married? No?

(01:14:36):
Okay? How are committed relationship?Then? Yes? Okay? How long?
Yeah? What's what's been your longestrelationship? This two years? Two
years? Two years your longest andthat's the relationship you're currently in. No,
year and a half. All right? How old were you when you

(01:15:00):
moved out of your parents' house?So recent? Did you go to college?
Yes? What's your favorite fast foodrestaurant? Mm hmmm? Okay,
okay. Have you ever hooked upwith a woman? Yes? All right?

(01:15:28):
How old were you when you lostyour virginity? Thirteen? Thirteen?
Okay, now screws up my math? Now are you sure what to do
with that? Who is the hottestcelebrity to you right now? Seth Ray

(01:15:53):
territory since the beginning? When shesaid hello about that? Yeah? All
right? Uh? Have you evercheated on anybody? Yes? Yeah?
See yes, that throws me off. I said, I don't think I

(01:16:15):
could ask that. I mean maybeI could. What's your like? What
do you when you get when youget to relax? Anyat alcohol? Drugs?
What do you do? No?I've been cleanings over for almost nine
years now, No, we almostyears? Nothing? And what made you?
Were you an abuser? Yes?M m its like raby? Do
you have any Do you have anytattoos? Yes? What is it?

(01:16:39):
And where is it? I haveone on my scar on my left eye.
Then I have a bunch of randomwons on my root case scar from
a car. A right, allright? What kind of work do you
do now? Is it more ofa job or a career? I do
HR career? HR tell you thisis all for Like we got time for

(01:17:04):
one maybe two more quicks? Haveyou bought anything from fashion Nova? Are
she in? Yeah? Which one? Okay? Nice? What kind of
car do you drive right now?Sport? How many? How many sex
toys do you on? I havea today? I have four four today

(01:17:30):
that night though, that's that's ourthree minutes. That's our three minutes,
all right. So now we haveto all come up with our our guests
as to what her sleep number is. There's so many, like with your
body count, I like sleep numbers. Suit for that. No, you

(01:17:50):
can't give you a hint. It'sdifferent. No, no, no,
don't no, we don't. Wedon't want any all right, I said,
there's there's so many conflicting pieces ofinformation to me, I thought I
had a pretty good idea or handleon it, and then I got I
have no handle on it. Yeah. Now, by the way, uh,

(01:18:12):
when we talk about your number wetalked, we're talking about people you've
actually had intercourse with. This doesn'tinclude like wars, just like a mouth
party, right, no, yeah, everything? Okay, so like yeah,
all the all the ball in yeahyeah, because some people can people
add that to their number. Well, then what are we going to do
with this chicks she hooked up with? Exactly exactly? There's making out with

(01:18:33):
a chicken, then there's going allthe way and those lesbians, which is
just is it different? Yes?I know, but I think for the
sake of that argument, yeah,that that gets counted, not with guys,
correct a, right, okay,well what are they supposed to do?
Dont all right? Who wants togive the their first guess? I

(01:18:57):
went with fifteen? All right.I can't tell you what fifteen? Greg
gry like you, there's so manyconflicting things here. I'm gonna say eleven.
All right, Greg says eleven,menace. My initial thoughts were eight,
but then I bumped it to twentythree. Oh okay because of the
fashion nova. Okay, all right, I'm gonna go ten. And I'm

(01:19:23):
gonna also call that they were extremelyfront weighted, like a bunch early.
Yes, and when she was abusing. Oh yea, because she's an HR
now right, Yeah, you know, like I think she well, she's
been sober for nine years exactly,right, and then now I's got an
HR job. You know. Wellthat's where I put the number up higher

(01:19:45):
during the abusing days, because you'rejust like, yeah, I went even
high. I went super high comparedto everyone else. I said sixty five,
but six I think it was alot, and that she started at
thirteen. I don't know when thedrug abusing started. She could move out
of her parents house until twenty eight. I don't think that matters. You
could have said thirty. It's stillbeen high sixty five time. She's going

(01:20:10):
to blow your mind when she sayshigher. I know when she says ninety.
Yeah, that's actually that's a actuallyreally good question. We should have
asked by or gay she hooked upwith chicks? Right, But I'm assuming
not exclusively. I'm just this.I just assumed that the way that the
conversation went exactly, I'm assuming aswell. All right, well, my
guess I was going to go withtwenty. I made it a nice round

(01:20:32):
number. Oh. Going back tothe Brooking question real quick from Sammy Is
that why she used to slept becauseshe goes to brinking? No, I
just was curious what I mean,it's not a choice for a woman's right.
That's still I think it does upthe number. If you're a burger
can go. We've already given ournumbers to ask you one more question?
Where did you lose your virginity?Like? What was the place? Was

(01:20:53):
that a burger King? Yeah right, but in a car? Yeah?
Where did you lose your virginity athis house? At his house? Is
okay? Classic? Yeah? Yeah, nothing nothing nuts, all right?
So not in a burger King bathroom? Anonymous. It's the moment of truth.
What is your body count? Twentyfive? Twenty five? Yeah,

(01:21:19):
alright, congratulations, Yeah, becauseMedica twenty three initially went now was he
was he right about like the frontloaded? Uh? You know theory like
was it was a lot more earlierand you've kind of like when you're partying
drugs and alcohol. Yeah, yes, my role okay, and then by

(01:21:42):
or gay I find women attractive bystick to men? Oh okay, okay,
I love that. That's great.Favorite kind it's exist exactly gas favorite
kind a well, Anonymous, thanksso much. Well then appreciate you.
Hang on one second. We willget all of your information and we're gonna
hook you up with the prize toofor being such a great sport and calling

(01:22:03):
in on the Woody Show. Okay, all right, thank you, all
right, but I have a greatd an HR. By the way,
uh Sea Bass got his callback fromHR to watch that. Yeah, I
had to. I didn't ask fora meeting with our HR guy. That's
what happens when you make an HRcomplaint because like the complaint was, Hey,
somebody brought a dog in the office. It's against the rules. Can

(01:22:24):
you take care of that? Tome, that's all the info you need.
Yeah, I don't need to havea sit down with you he needed.
Was he even HR for our company? Yes? Yeah, because he
was any details about it? Hetell her remoted in because I guess he's
pre from out. He's not eventhis in the building. We don't have
an in the building for He seemedto know how the company even worked.
No, he like I said,okay, I gave him the info of

(01:22:45):
the station, who the bosses are, and I think, okay, boom
easy. But he was asking likewho's your building manager? Like yeah,
he seemed to he has nothing right, He's got to go through the motions.
I'm sure it's like, oh God, I can't I got to even
look into this dumb ass complaint.What how else does he do all day?
Hr? I think she was excitedthat he had a call. Yeah,
hey, and I see you fileda dog complaint in twenty twenty one

(01:23:08):
as well. Right, he knewthat I have your file. We'll take
the break. We have another volunteerif you guys want to do one more
to do? Oh keep things fair, you know? Okay, all right,
So well we'll have a dude volunteerfor Guess your body count that'll be
coming up next year on the WoodyShow. Hang up the show, Your
chance is a second it is.It's the show, and we are back

(01:23:38):
and we're playing our game guess theirbody count? How many people have they
slept with? We just talked toan anonymous girl right before the break.
She was twenty five. Yes,manutes won that round. His guest was
twenty three. Very good, verygood, Yeah, very good. And
now we have a male volunteer,and I believe this one is also anonymous.

(01:24:02):
Yo, dude, morning, Soare we staying anonymous or you just
want to give us a fake nameor whatever, it doesn't matter, anonymous,
anonymous, All right, he's goingto be answering some questions. Three
minutes on the clock. All weask is that you give us some honest
answers here and don't give anything away, like you know, she was trying

(01:24:24):
to give us clues and stuff onthat on that last one. Yeah,
we're not looking for clues. We'relooking to win this one, fair and
square. All right, So threeminutes are on the clock, and I
will start with a question. Howwould you describe yourself? Would people describe
you as a like a nice guy, like a ego maniac, a psychopath,

(01:24:45):
a bro, a bro, allof the above? How about this
one, we'll just get out ofthe way. Gear straight, straight,
straight, straight, all right?Are you currently married? No? In
a relationship? Yes? How long? Almost four years? Almost four years?

(01:25:12):
How old are you forty two?Forty two? Have you ever been
married? Now? What do youdo for a living? Door? Dash?
Door dash? Do you do youuse condoms? Every time? No?
No? Nice? Okay? Howtall are you? Five times?

(01:25:38):
How much do you weigh? Twohundred? Are you on dating apps?
No? Well not? Now youdon't know. Yeah. Now, have
you ever used have you ever usedthe dating apps? Yes? Did you
go to college? Yes? Wereyou in a return no? Okay,

(01:26:02):
okay, did you go to collegefor door dashing? Shit? What I
wonder about that too? All right? Right? What what do you do
in your free time? Like?What's your kind of go to activity on
your free time? What do youdo with your free time? I watched
sports mostly? Like okay, goto bars, hang out? Did you

(01:26:25):
play any sports growing up? Yes? Yes? In your twenties, were
you in a major city yes?Well no, no, okay. Do
you go to the gym? Notso much lately? Okay? Uh?

(01:26:45):
How many times a week would yousay that you masturbayed? Oh? Lord?
What four? Four times a week? How old were you when you
lost your virginity? Fifteen? Fifteen? All right, I think I have
my I think I have my guess. Yeah, I think I'm good.

(01:27:09):
I think I'm good. I thinkyou're good. Yeah, we got we
got time for like, are youdoor dashing in? How long have you
been door dashing? Like? Whatother? You're forty two? Like?
What other jobs have you had?All kinds? Bartending, car sales,
barb oh see, I was aboutto ask a question about the bars when

(01:27:31):
you were going in the bar scene? How often was it every Friday Saturday
night even more so? Yeah,well he was a bartender at one point,
yeah, right for that? Yeah, all right, So yeah,
man, I had I was.I thought I was pretty good with my
guests, and then being a bartenderand then the hanging around bar thing is

(01:27:57):
one thing, but being a lustobject at a bar. All right.
I'm still gonna stick with my originalguest, which was twelve. Okay,
what do you got right, rayof seventeen seventeen? Greg Gory? I
mean this in a nice way.I just don't know if he's being honest,

(01:28:17):
but I'm gonna say thirty one.I mean it in a nice way.
Liar, He's a liar, alion. Say thirty one, all
right, menace. I'm more confidentin him, and I'm saying forty two,
Greg two seamss. I was thinkingthirty so much like Greg, and
I think it's just this is alongevity thing. He's had a lot of

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Yeah, hours on the clocks aregoing to pile up over that time.
What was the number thirty thirty?Okay, Sammy and I wrote down forty
three very similar to message wow fortythree. All right, so I think
you're a prude. Sammy thinks you'rea slut. So what is your body
count? Sixty one? Sixty riffingoff? Yeah, rule right there,

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Yeah, it's the price is rightrule. You can have to be prices
right. Rules. We just sayclosest right, closest without going over,
without going over? Doesn't Youah?Okay, all right, I hate that
sixty one. Where'd you get yourwhere'd you get your most action? Oh?
Man, jeez, I mean what'sin bartending? Everywhere? Mostly?

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Yeah, mostly mostly like the barscene and bartending. But when I was
in the navy, I mean Igot around pretty good. Nice. Thank
you for your service. That's agood that's a good question, too,
good one. Were you ever inuniform of any kind? Yeah? Because
women love that? Yeah, Iwill do. Hey, Anonymous, thank

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you so much, and we appreciatelistening to the show. We're gonna hook
up with the prize just for beinga great sport and being a volunteer here
today. So I hang on line. We'll get all your information. Okay,
all right, all right, therewe go. There's a yeah,
slam Master General. Maybe you wouldhave fucked up with him. You think,
yeah, oh he is a ballof fire. Well just late night,

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yeah, sammy raby, What ifa guy says his number is sixty
three? Is that like a no, that's not no when you're forty two
years old and have been possibly singlemost of that time, not to turn
off. I don't thank him.It's not a big deal. I don't
think. Probably freak me out.Yeah, yeah, Well I'm saying like
if a chick said that number,well, my god, but you're all

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in your head about everything. Alsotrue, also true. All right,
well, thank you very much toour two volunteers. Yep, everybody playing
along in the home. They're like, oh my god, it's gonna be
somewhere between forty five and sixty.Your questions were way off. But uh,
you know, I'm just looking atI'm looking at. Tell me the
guests that somebody's at thirty eight.This guy's body cut of ten or less

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sounds like a generic douche. Imean, he's not nice. He's been
at it for a long time.Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break
more. When he showed next hangup, they show will be right back.