The Woody Show October 11th 2024 Podcast

Friday Fail Stories, DUIQ, Comedian Steve Trevino and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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discretion is advised.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's not all the Woody Show days. The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
By good morning, everybody. Well, today is October the eleventh,
twenty twenty four. Yea, guys, today it's Friday. Oh my god,
so a plan free weekend, the best time. My wife

(01:05):
and daughter are out of the house for the entire weekends,
just my son and I. Oh, we're gonna bachelor it.
You know what I'm saying. You are, well, welcome to it.
I'm modding. That's Greig Gory.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
What we got menace?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
What up?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
There's Gina gret Sammy's here, honey, see mass Borge, Caroline
Morgan Vaughn and you. I hope you're ready to Friday.
It is the Woody Show. Yes, indeed done. You're gonna
get to the morning with you quickly. Loser can eight

(01:36):
seven seven totally yeah, look at how eight seven seven
forty four wood He hit us up with the text
Friday check in over to two to nine eight seven.
Tellus who you are. We're exactly around town. You're listening
to the Woodies show this morning. What are your big
exciting maybe non plan weekends. I didn't get information like
the who, the what? So you want to shout out

(01:57):
with your Friday check in? Text it all over to
to to nine eight seven. Steve Trevino comedian Steve Trevino
will be on the show this morning. We have never
met Steve. I'm I'm familiar with this comedy and I
know he's a very popular comedian. But yeah, he's supposed
to be a really nice guy. Looking forward to hanging
and meeting him. He'll be on the show along with

(02:17):
your Friday fail stories. We've got the duy q for
your chance to win, some stuff trying to lose, headlines
and more here on this Friday morning, plus up before
the Hours, up some of the entertainment stuff, and the
Birthday's port of Birthday for you here on the Woody Show.
Interesting story this is in Veracruz, Mexico. A surveillance camera
at this house allegedly captured tell me if you believe

(02:39):
this very bizarre moment where a dog appears to transform
into a human in seconds, transforming from dog to human.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
No.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
The article here says the strange footage left the residence puzzled,
prompting them to share the video on social media, where
it quickly went viral. The clip has sparked curiosity among
viewers who questioned the unexplained nature of the event, with
many speculating it could be paranormal. Right now, right sending

(03:22):
the investigators.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
There's one problem, Greg, what it's at night? Far away,
dark and blurry, blurry?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah, I wonder how that always the case.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
You never really see a clear picture of the dog version,
because the.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Dog runs across the road and then moments later seemingly
just morphs into a human before disappearing from view shape shift.
We're talking werewolf.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
Where is the guy just going is running on all
fours and then stands up.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Or it ghost kind of goes behind this bush thing.
So maybe again, dude, maybe it's bigfoot. Maybe maybe bigfoot
is blurry. That's the that's the line. But it's never
directly in front of it. Ht somehow, someway, all of
these things.

Speaker 6 (04:06):
Are far away, in blurry, and I'm giving this a
literal now, dog, come on, and you know I want
to believe I'm Dennis, you teacher. I know it's right
there in the video. You're right but Billy Corgan, he's
gone on record many times saying that he saw a
shape shifter.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Sure he did, so. The borat a lot of people. Yeah,
it was in a movie, right, perhaps you've seen it.
Maybe there's another dog in the news. After massive flooding
caused by Hurricane Helene, this dog, Athena, was rescued from
a tree twenty feet above the ground. This is in Tennessee.

(04:43):
Local fire and police were able to get the dog
out of there, discovered by another cane iine officer who
led the rescuers to the location, and they safely brought
the dog down. Athena was reunited with her family, who
had been separated from her when they're home was swept
away by the flooding. Yeah, so now they're back together.

(05:05):
Can we just give a.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
Shout out to canine officers.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Shout out to canine. Yeah, there's that that one. There's
that there's that one officer. Uh and his canine that
I love to follow on Instagram. I can't remember the
name now though. Where he's always feeding the dog the
different snacks.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
I haven't seen that.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah. So he opens so he's in his cruise or whatever,
and he opens up like the door like a little
behind him, the partition, and he opens it up and
then the dog's head pops out, like what do we happen?
And every day it's something different. It could be an
ice cream cone, it could be like whatever, he's eating, cheetos,
whatever he's eating. The dog like he puts his nose
in there. It's so cute.

Speaker 7 (05:44):
Have you seen the ones where the canine is retiring.
It's their last all the tennis balls.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
Yes, and everyone stands on the radio the last time.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, you're laughing because it's cute, right seas I have
not seen. I'll explain this to Ballah. Basically, you know,
like instead of a balloon drop, they drop a ton
of tennis balls from the ceiling and.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
The dog goes insane.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, but that's a police dog. Yeah, there's dog. That's
a little too much. I mean you be a man.
Oh my god, law enforcement? Yeah all right. Other animal
on the news and otter causing chaos at a Washington
State marina, chasing a mother and her young children after
allegedly nearly drowning one of the kids. Did we have

(06:27):
a hotter, yeah, Monterey, California. Yeah, dicks, Yeah. Crazy. New
video shows the otterer aggressively coming after the family as
they try to escape down the dock.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
The child taken to the hospital treated for some bites
and some scratches. No, they're so cute. The Washington Department
of Fish and Wildlife later trapped and euthanized the otter
a go, which was then tested for rabies. Well did
bite Yeah, I guess they had the check and that's
the only way for them to check, right, Yeah, rabies
just all them? Yeah, no, I mean that is true. Yeah,

(07:02):
but still yeah, otters out here buying people. I mean
it's just one otter and it's a really this is
a dick.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
And it's not cute.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
And they honored it by saying it's pelt for warmth.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
Yeah, that'd be great.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, some otter slippers or something. Yeah, that's that's the problem. Man,
Like everybody just looks at every animal and they have
a soft spot for animals, and especially if it's cute.
They go look at the whiddle bear and then cares
your face a damn cut. I think they That's the

(07:35):
thing that I brought up before. Stink Flipper. It's a
big thing in Alaska. Flipper. Yeah, they take the flippers
of the otters and then they bury them on the
ground and then they eat them in a soup. Later
on why.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Flipper Alaskan dish of steel wallrius flipper sup otter. Maybe
ferment like they do with shark and like Scandinavia they
ferment shark with went in realm.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah right, slip another. I got another animal story for
you guys, and this one let's go all right. Also
in Washington, a woman was overwhelmed by over one hundred raccoons.
She's been feeding them for nearly four decades. Yeah, so

(08:19):
last week they surrounded her. They forced her to flee
to her car call for help. She said the raccoon
surrounded her day and night, demanding food, and noted that
she has been quoted at the five hundred dollars per
raccoon to trap and relocate them. What The deputies referred
her to the Washington State Department of Fish and Wildlife

(08:40):
for assistance or you know you can.

Speaker 7 (08:42):
Do You can just kind of get a gun, or
you can just get a loaf of bread and go
out there and feed them.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, for thirty five years or whatever, she was feeding.
So this is this guy, he's a spokesperson for the
Kitsapp County Sheriff. There's also part of the nine to
one to one call and an affected neighbor here talking
to the local news, she felt that the raccoons were threatening.
This is something you don't see every day.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Thirty five years ago, you first started fiends raccoons, and
then when all of a sudden, did it explode like
this six weeks ago, six weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
And they were shocked. They had never seen how many
raccoons in one place.

Speaker 8 (09:15):
I've had several raccoons in the yard recently. My dogs
have gotten a scuffle several times with raccoons. I even
had to take my one of my dogs to the
vet after tussling with the raccoon.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
I did the raccoons just get their own social network
or something got out those bitch feeds? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yeah, that's what that raccoon whisperer has is once you
fee one or two, they start telling their friends.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
You have to tell all the raccoon buddies. They start banging.
This recent thing.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Yeah six weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, wow, it's over one hundred though.

Speaker 9 (09:46):
Raccoon.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
I go, there's some raccoon news, Frida, thank you. I
take a quick break. Phones open eight seven seven forty
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Speaker 3 (10:19):
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Speaker 2 (10:22):
The Woody Show and another new hour Insensitivity Training for
a politically correct world. You guys, it is Friday time.
It's October the eleventh, twenty twenty four. I'm Woody. That's
Greg Gory, Gina grad Good morning to view. Yeah, there's minute,
what is up? There's Sea Bass, there's Sammy. Phones are

(10:43):
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one you'd like to have us mentioned. I'm gonna get

(11:03):
to those check ins. Text on over to nine eighty seven.
We got a very ambitious schedule for this hour. I'm
trying to get a lot into this one hour because
next hour we have a guest, Steve Travigno is gonna
be here, comedian Steve Travino. Like, I've never met him,
he's never been a guest on the show, but he

(11:23):
seems like a really cool guy. You're looking forward to
having him on, So that is happening. We got the
duy Q Wow and some stuff talking about this Lieutenant
Dan guy. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (11:36):
But first Friday failed store, right, ladies and gentlemen, boys

(12:09):
and girls, hiddiest time for your Friday fel story.

Speaker 12 (12:17):
A.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
People thought they had the perfect plan, the plan that
could never go wrong, but then somewhere along the line
it went from being a great idea to one big
steak in Mega Uber Ultra that was very wrong. The

(12:45):
last couple of wells, Greg came out of the gate
like just like kind of at the end like a secretariat,
just like boom, just hit it. And then yeah, and
then it kind of fell apart in the kind of
not as good as the last couple of weeks. Last
couple of weeks have been rare. A little bumpy road,
that's all right, some Hilaire drama on a Quantus Airlines flight,

(13:09):
How's their pie ye? A technical glitch resulted in a
very adult themed movie being shown on all of the
seatback screens, like how did this happen? The film Daddyo
with Dakota Johnson and Sean Penn. It's got a lot
of nudity, a lot of sex, very graphic. Passengers unable
to change pause or turn the movie off.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
So the crew they're working on it for over an
hour before they finally got to shut off, and then
they eventually put on a more family friendly movie. Quantas
has a sentence apologized, but yeah.

Speaker 13 (13:46):
System, well, I mean, they have a lot of movies
that are a little risk gay to be on a flight.
I agree.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Well, they're not as uptight everywhere else as we are,
so you know, quantas housdamn pie. Yeah, they blankets over
the screen.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
Or something exactly.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, and all of them. I mean, I don't know
how many people get on that. It was every single screen.

Speaker 7 (14:04):
Little on the individuals. Yeah, oh I see it. Yeah,
it was like the old timey one minute.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
No great has been on a flight.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
That's why I was wondering since last they met the thing.
What do you mean, I've flown forty seven million miles
in the last week.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, but not airplane television flights. Here's one from Portland, Oregon,
where The wood Is Show proud to be heard weekday
mornings on ALT. And it's also where police officers stopped
a man and a woman in a stolen car, and
of course they started the vehicle. They found cash, a
loaded revolver, scales, and drugs, including more than ten grams
of fentanyl and meth. And get this, the drugs very

(14:42):
easy to spot because they were inside of a bag
that said definitely not a bag full of drugs, right.
So they were arrested. They were taken to fail jail,
which sales. If you'll remember, back in July, there was
another there was it was a redneck news story on
the show we had about this woman in Florida. She
got arrested traffic stop, same kind of thing. The drugs

(15:03):
that she had. The cops found in a bag in
her purse. It was labeled bag of drugs. She's very
organized and sure enough inside that bag drugs.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
Yeah, but they said it's not drugs. So why did
they even bother searching just.

Speaker 13 (15:15):
Exactly did they just do that as a goof that,
let's way something funny here.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
And it was like they bought it online. You could
tell it was like it wasn't like they wrote it
on there. Oh yeah, it was like this little not
a fanny pack, but like it was like a pre manufacturer,
like a little makeup bag.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
Looking wow, I'll tell you what it's not.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, but they probably they sell it to put makeup
in sure, but they actually put the drugs in there.
So that's why it's fun. This other failed story twenty
year old quote YouTube personality. Oh don't tell me. The
guy with the car and a kickstreamer got himself in
some big trouble and booted off of Kick. He was
driving a two hundred thousand dollars McLaren yeah, in the rain,

(15:57):
speeding and he crashed it all while his buddy was
in the passenger seat live streaming the whole thing, because
that's what you do when you're a YouTube personality.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
When you're a moron.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
So they hit a barricade, cars totaled. You even got
to watch as the rescuers pulled them. They're both bloody
by the way pulling them out of the car. They
were taking to the hospital to get patched up, but
they're okay. The streamer kid is getting extra heat because
he was more worried about his car than his friend,
who was in the passenger seat bleeding. Yeah, yeah, really cool,

(16:35):
break my car, broon my car? But what about your
friend shitting me?

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Your friend?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Are you okay?

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Oh? There you go? Oh my god, Bro, Bro my
whole far bro.

Speaker 9 (16:54):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
There's two parts of the story that we mass.

Speaker 13 (17:00):
One he was texting while driving in the rain, speeding,
and then the second part is the people that are
breaking the window. Instantly out they break the window, he goes,
hold my phone, hold my phone so they could like
He's like like video him is that part? As he's
getting out of the car, And I'm starting to.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
Think that these children are dumb enough to have done
this on purpose.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
No no, no, no.

Speaker 13 (17:23):
You kids tell that they didn't do this on purpose,
but they care more about the online clout, oh yeah,
than old light.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Hey look, if it's gonna happen, let's make sure that.

Speaker 13 (17:33):
Yeah we're rolling, bro, yeah b B the car bro.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
This is one of my favorite stories. And this also
involves a car. It's from Ohio or this dude. He
was drunk inside of that. There was about time his
son learned how to drive. His son is only nine.
It didn't go so well. The local ABC affiliate in
town had tamed some surveillance video of the incident from
a house that's across the streets, so you see the
whole thing. The dude is inside the open door jam

(18:01):
on the driver's side, and he tells the boy to
hit the brake, but the kid, he's nine, didn't know
which pedal was which hits the gas instead. The car
goes flying in reverse. The dad dragged as the cars
you know, screaming out of the driveway into the street,
smashes into a telephone pole. The dad gets sucked under
the car and run over. God, somebody called nine to

(18:23):
one one. They rushed him to the hospital. He's gonna
be fine once they fix him up. He was taking
the failed jail facing a ton of charges. The boy
wasn't hurt. But another little fun fact about this story,
there was another kid in the back seat during all this.
But that kid is fine too, and fail fail. The
kid's gonna learn how to drive. Yeah, I gotta learn sometime.

(18:46):
All right, boy, I'm by the wheel alright, eight seven
seven forty four? What he phones open? Because we're gonna
play our dumb ass Contest. Next is gonna be the
d u i Q Friday tradition here at this time
each Friday on the Woody Show. So Sea Bass talking
to the drunks. We're asking Sammy and Menace the same questions.
We're gonna see who knows what and if you on

(19:07):
the phone can guess if the drunk person will get
the answer right two out of three times, you're going
to be a winner of the dumb ass Contest the
d u y Q. And that is next. So if
you want to play, this is the time to call.
But it's cleared out the lines. Eight seven seven forty four.
Whatody is the number? La la oh show Friday morning. Yeah,

(19:30):
time for our dumb ass contest, and today's dumb ass
contest is.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
The du IQ.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
D u i Q phones eight seven seven forty four.
What we've been telling you to call in so you
could be our volunteer. Uh and uh, let's see, let's
go to how about Lee? Good morning, Lee, Lee, good morning?
How are you doing on this fine Friday?

Speaker 9 (19:57):
Doing fantastic?

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Fantastic? All right, So here's what we're do. We're gonna
play this first little clip so we can get more
acquainted with you the drunk person is that way you
have a better idea of just how with or not
with if they are, And then if you can guess
two out of three times whether the drunk gets the
question right or not, then you could be the winner
of the d y Q today. Okay, all right, all right,
who do we have here? Sea basks?

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Yeah, a woman with pably the most the most suburban
name efter mckayley.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
I've never heard that name before.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
It's it's the evolution of Kaylee mckennaka.

Speaker 6 (20:30):
Way too many vowels in it.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
It's just it's just the whitest suburban name you can
think of. Well, she's out for actually gonna be mcnathan. Well,
it'll be McK skuyler Silliam McDonald's item.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Caleb.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
All right, mcally I got her out at the fair,
and how is she dressed?

Speaker 2 (20:51):
She was, actually she was one of the like observers
lookers on. Yes, okay, so she was there as a
participant in any of the well sodom and gomora activities
of the false the Street Fair.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Straight women typically aren't. They're there to screw around and
observing gawk. Yeah, oh my god, exactly. All right, so
let's get to know mccallay what you been doing to.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Barry bomb Ash.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
I got mustard spilled on me, mikayley, and had anything
to drink today?

Speaker 14 (21:20):
That was fun? Oh yeah, what was that? Buzzball?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Can't berry?

Speaker 14 (21:25):
And what makes that so good?

Speaker 6 (21:27):
Because it's good?

Speaker 12 (21:30):
Actually anyhow, what are some of the cool things you've
seen at the fair today?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Naked people? Naked people, she's having a great time. Yeah,
bud balls flowing. Mcayley's turning up mustard which she thinks
is mustard, got condoms all over her shirt allegedly and condoms.
That's right. Yeah, it's the Folesome Street for all right.
So Lee, we have some questions here again. You just

(21:57):
have to guess whether or not she is going to
be able to get it right. We're gonna have some fun.
Ask Sammy and Menace if they know the answer.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Here we go, Question number one, what's the Pythagorean theorem?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I don't even know, Gina? First off, no, he doesn't.

Speaker 6 (22:14):
But like his kids are in the right age to
bring that information, you would think that it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
We're at the age where they say, you know, you're
not even supposed to help them. Ah, you're supposed to nothing,
be independent, and if they get it wrong, they get
it wrong. I can't even make out what he's saying.
I know, can we hear it again?

Speaker 14 (22:30):
What's the Pythagorean theorem?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
What pathetic pag I can't understand what that guy so?
That was imperceptible? What he just said? Yeah you did?
So you did? Sound goofy Pythagorean? I say, pythag is correct? Greg, Yes, okay,
all right, Kansas, all right, I'm gonna say triple.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
No, you know, and I'll accept either the the I
guess wrote for version or a good explanation.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Accept either one. Yeah, oh well, in that case, I
still don't know. I would say you would have to
say what it is and what it.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
I would just say I would I would just give
the greg.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
I appreciate that, but I'll take either or Yeah, okay,
all right, So I'm saying triple no.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
Yeah, there's no way. Mustard girl even understands English. I'm
also going.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
No, triple no. All right, what do you think, Sammy
and Menace? Do you think she's gonna get it?

Speaker 15 (23:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Figure out the question or the answer to my question, Lee,
what do you think?

Speaker 3 (23:34):
I want to say?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
No? No, all right? Question number one for the d U, I.

Speaker 14 (23:38):
Q, what's the Pythagorean theorem?

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Alright, Menace? UH a type of speaker language, the type
of speak or language Sammy X equals mc squared closer relativity.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
Yeah, I knew that there is.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
I don't know what you plus physically taught in the
seventh or eighth grade. Yeah, I mean I've heard eight
square plus b squared goals. I've heard that, but I
don't know what it means.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Do to put it out in Layman's term without I mean,
you know, squares or whatever it means.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
The relationship between.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
UH parents and their kids. I don't know what is it,
Adam Baum, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (24:22):
I know it's related to I believe triangles sides right
sides of the triangles, so that the longest side of
a right track.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
So would you consider it like to calculate in math?
It's literally how like the pyramids were built? Yeah, but
it's like math.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Is seventh grade math.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
She was what we hear on the other side of
the room here from me, see mass I wasn't born yet,
and they built pyramids.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
I build no pyramids.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
So Lee said, no, that you wouldn't get it. Question
number one for the d U i Q.

Speaker 14 (24:51):
What's the Pythagorean theorem?

Speaker 11 (24:53):
WHI?

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Why swear equals that? Why?

Speaker 10 (25:04):
Six sweater?

Speaker 14 (25:09):
What does that tell you about the world? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
We're not accepting that. Wow. Yeah, she was sober. She
probably would have given you the type of question I
was asked that. All right, well, wow, I give her
some problems. I give her some props. But it still
wasn't correct, which means it was gibberous. You were on
the board, you got yourself a point here on the
d U y Q. You're in great shape. Yeah, all right,

(25:32):
here we go. Question number two.

Speaker 14 (25:35):
Any title character from a Shakespearean play?

Speaker 6 (25:38):
Oh, all right, any.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Any This should be nucular easy. All right, let's see
Greg Gory, what do you think Yes to Menace? Yes
to Sammy. I'm gonna get insane. I'm gonna say yes
to mckayley, brilliant. Yeah, I'm triple yes. I'll get pay
based on how she was very close and it could
be anything. Okay. I will say yes for Sammy. I'm

(26:04):
gonna say no for Menace okay, and I'm gonna say
no for mckayley.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
I'm going with Greg. I think they can all pull
this off.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
You're going with the sweep yese Menace and Sammy. What
do you think yes? Do you think yes on both?
I mean she was so close with the first one?
All right, Lee, what do you think.

Speaker 16 (26:24):
No?

Speaker 14 (26:24):
No for everyone?

Speaker 3 (26:26):
All right?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Question number two d u y q.

Speaker 14 (26:29):
Any title character from a Shakespearean play.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Menace, Romeo and Juliet. That's two. It's too that death
counts down Juliet. Yeah, yeah, because you know women first. Yeah,
you know you guys. Let's not forget Anthony and Cleopatra
of course. Yeah. I'll tell you out.

Speaker 6 (26:44):
Christina.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Is that why you're looking at your notes? Because right
off the top of your head, there well, I could
have told you I fell off the top I had.

Speaker 6 (26:53):
That's not Shakespeare.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
I pull up my.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Notes so that in case I get a random answer
that we don't reference, I can check it. What do
you thank you?

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Death? Cool?

Speaker 9 (27:00):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Is snoopy?

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Alright?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Question number two for the d u i Q.

Speaker 14 (27:10):
How many title character from a Shakespearean play?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Julie?

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Oh Julia, she counts.

Speaker 14 (27:19):
Would you want to be Juliette?

Speaker 17 (27:20):
Ever?

Speaker 18 (27:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (27:21):
What?

Speaker 2 (27:21):
I don't know, because I would be the woman of.

Speaker 14 (27:27):
Oh you dropped your phone?

Speaker 19 (27:28):
I did?

Speaker 20 (27:30):
I did drop my phone.

Speaker 10 (27:32):
Matter of fact?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Well, got it right? Sorry, now she dropped that phone?

Speaker 9 (27:36):
Right?

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
I remember the first time I was doing d u IQ,
like fifteen years ago. Dropping your phone while drunk was
the was a death sentence?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
It was shattered.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, well you are surviving. You still have one more question.
Now this becomes a make or break. You gotta get
this one right. It seems like she's actually pretty good.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
It's yeah, very shocking, relatively smart, but just wasted.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Just considering how wasted she is. All right, So I'm
pulling for you, Lee. I think you can do it.
Question number three for the duy.

Speaker 12 (28:08):
Q, was any one of Albert Einstein's famous equations.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
All right, okay, thick one, all right, uh oh you
know what I'm I'm gonna say yes for mckayley. Oh wow, Greg.

Speaker 7 (28:24):
I think mckayley is gonna somehow get it wrong. But
I'm gonna say no to mckayley, yes to Sammy.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Okay, we'll see about that, and we'll see. Let's see
if Menace has an attention span more than yeah, right,
yes to me.

Speaker 6 (28:42):
I'm gonna say yes to Sammy, no to Menace, and
she's gonna give it the old college try, but she's
gonna screw it up.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
So note to mckayley, all right, yes for Sammy, look me,
and it's no for Menace. Okay, sorry man, No for Menace,
and then yes for Micha. Yeah. I know, very rare
that I ever think they're going to know anything. Alright, Lee,

(29:10):
this is it make or break? What do you think?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Yes or no?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Question number three. I'm not dealing no because she was
kind of close on that first time there, so I'm
going to say no, all right, close, but no cigar
based on his it was an equation, yeah, yeah here
all right, So question number three, d y Q.

Speaker 12 (29:28):
What was any one of Albert Einstein's famous.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Equation menace e equals m C squared squared. Okay, that's
a good concer, Sammy equals MC squares equals mc. Are
you serious?

Speaker 5 (29:47):
Is what I said the first like, Oh, that's.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
The They were like that. I was not like that
because I knew it was coming. She said, yeah, the
equation throwing up like Gang.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Philadelphia experiment, you know how we do.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Nobody made it seem like I was wrong the first time,
because it was it.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
Was we knew where you were going with it because
what you said.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
It was like the Air Gordon version of the we
knew what you like? Yeah, you you were, Yeah, you
were referencing Einstein. Einstein, you are all right? Well menace
gotta right and Sammy Lee believes that mckayley will get
it wrong, and if that's the case, she's gonna be

(30:37):
the winner. He's going to be the winner. Here on
the d y Q out, what.

Speaker 12 (30:40):
Was any one of Albert Einstein's famous equations?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Why e gos ix plus.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
Why MX plus b squarre?

Speaker 14 (30:52):
What does that mean to you?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
I don't know why. I'm sure he had more than equation. Well,
Lee congratulations, you are a winner on the d U
i Q and that is your directs. What's that he's
talking about the Einstein field equations. I'm sure right, yes,
of course, Lee, thank you so much for listening to

(31:15):
The wood Is Show. We appreciate that. Have yourself a
great weekend, and hang on, someone get your info? All right? Byebody?
I sign another fact, very dis cousin. All right, So
there's been a lot of talk this week Hurricane Milton
blowing through Google. This is the what everybody's been talking about.
Lieutenant Dan. Oh, he's such a hero, and we we

(31:37):
discussed him a bit yesterday, but today and right after
the break, we have a little more of a deep
dive and who exactly is Lieutenant Dan? Should he be
celebrated the way that he is being celebrated and like
looked at us some kind of celebrity. How rich is he?

Speaker 21 (31:54):
Now?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah? Oh that's right. There's the reasons why he might
be rich. All right, So there so details on all
that next year on the Woody Show. Hang on, he
stopped kissing and snuggling turtles. Well, I think that's ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (32:07):
I think that's yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Could have got salmon Miller's Who Sucks Down.

Speaker 18 (32:14):
Show.

Speaker 8 (32:16):
This is.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
So we have heard a lot about this Lieutenant Dan
character with Hurricane Milton coming through. He's fifty four years old.
Joseph malinowskis the homeless one legged man that everybody's calling
Lieutenant Dan on account of the one leg d in
the boat. Yeah, refuse to leave that twenty foot boat

(32:40):
ahead of the hurricane. By the way, both it does
not look seaworthy. Yeah, well he's kind of covered with
a tarp. I didn't see a functioning sale, I know.

Speaker 13 (32:48):
And when this story was first presented to me, it's
like it's all he has.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah, like, oh, look at this homeless guy. First of all,
my first thought was not knowing anything more about this guy,
was all right, they're they're telling everybody annatory evacuation to
get out, Like why are we making some not hero
but like why are we making some big deal about
this guy? Like h hey, oh my god, hey look yeah,
Like that was the part I was like, I think
the only reason he got on people's radar is because

(33:13):
he was parked to use a term, at an area
where they were doing a lot of TV and news shots,
like right out on a pier there, which, by the way,
didn't look like a place where you're supposed to leave
your boat, right, But I don't think he cares. But
it turns out that people dug into Lieutenant Dan. Who
is this guy, Joseph Malanowski. And he's got a raption
about a mile long, you guys. And it's not like, oh,

(33:34):
he got a dui twenty years ago. He had many
of charges are traffic offenses or arrests for failure to
appear in court.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Traffic offenses, I meaning he just drives around without a
license and he don't care.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
But he's also been busted for everything from drug possession
to attempted breaking and entering to aggravated battery with a
deadly weapon. Now, he only tried to settle woman on
fire last year. Oh that's right. Yeah, so yeah, a
year ago, guys. This was This is the most recent
was in February. So this woman says they got into

(34:05):
an argument. He tried pouring gasoline on her to catch
her on fire while she was smoking a cigarette. Oh
that'll do it, that's Lieutenant Dan. In May of twenty
twenty one, he was arrested for refusing to leave a
bar after causing a disturbance by screaming and smashing glasses.
That doesn't sound like Lieutenant Dan. And by the way,
this sailboat that he's got that he brought up the

(34:25):
storm and they're not even sure it belongs to him.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
He's he's doing court over a dispute about who owns
that boat.

Speaker 6 (34:31):
Shocking.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
I think there's like a swatty thing, right, and I
think it was last year or the year before. He's
he has like some kind of fine, which of course
he'll never pay because apparently he had he had a
boat beforehand that he bought for a dollar suspiciously that
he then that sank.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
And he abandoned.

Speaker 14 (34:48):
And you can't just do that.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
You can't just leave your boats, you know.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Like if I leave my car in the side of
the road, right, they're gonna charge me for that, right,
but if you want to. But at first, when we
first met him, it seemed like, oh, he was that
folk hero because there's this guy on TikTok you on
all Tampa Terrence.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Yeah, he's like, doy.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Hey, here's this jerk tied up to the pier here
and uh and Lieutenant Dan told Tampa Terres what his
deal was.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Will you be wearing a life jacket? Now, No, are
you gonna be able to swim?

Speaker 4 (35:14):
If if you need be in shark the water's gonna
come in, it's gonna ride.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
If you're on land, it's gonna flood. You're risk going
to drowning. I'm in a boat. The boat goes up
with the water.

Speaker 8 (35:23):
So even if the boat up one.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Hundred feet in there, I'm going to be up hundred
feet in the air with the water, the shape the
place in the world, and be on my boat.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
And I got room for one more female. Okay, another
bitch on fire, I'll get it. But Okay, so I'm
guessing I don't know exactly where he's from. It sounds
like he's either from like Philadelphia or Baltimore. Baltimore because
he's water like, Yeah, I'm detecting on the air. He's
not from Florida, which a lot of people from the

(35:52):
Northeast quarter there they will end up migrating. Yes, But
I like his response, you don't know how boats work.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Well, here's the thing is, it's not the thing with
I don't I'm not a hurricane expert, but it's not
just the storm surge. It is the one hundred plus
mile an hour winds had.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
The waves, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 14 (36:09):
Now that being said, who's laughing, now, Lieutenant Dan?

Speaker 4 (36:12):
He survived, live and well he has a as of
now over forty six thousand dollars go fund me.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
And God's clearly on his side. That's what he kept
saying the whole time, like you.

Speaker 6 (36:23):
Know, oh yeah, yeah, it's been proven.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Yeah, God's on his side.

Speaker 20 (36:27):
At flood, Okay, we learned that with Noah.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Everybody at date on.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Land drowned, you know what, and the animals lived.

Speaker 14 (36:35):
Than you do you have any animals?

Speaker 1 (36:37):
No?

Speaker 3 (36:37):
I wish I did.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Two females, Yeah, a model of sex panther he went
to just in case that female shows up. Have females.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
So yeah, this guy is a lifelong loser, drifter. But
because he you know, it was a right place, right time,
he's now got forty something thousand dollars. Supposedly there's some
streamer who offered him some money. I don't know how
that street we're gonna get that money back because this
guy isn't not interesting besides this boat.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Yeah, this is the end of his story. Can you
send a donation to a GoFundMe.

Speaker 13 (37:09):
Yeah, I think you can. Actually, they can get taken
down before thee.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
You want a check and you can cancel before you catch.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Yeah, he hasn't done anything illegal per se for this
go fund. Yeah, he's again. He will be in jail
again and again and again in his life.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
But well, there's there's your hero, everybody, Lieutenant Dan celebrate.
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We've got
some more woody show coming up for your next hanging
out with people have lost their damn mind, lowers the
bar for everybody. Everything sucks the show, and we are
into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

(37:46):
It is the Woody Showy Woody Greg Gory, Hey, we
got Menace, there's Gina grad, Sammy is here. We've got
Sea Bass and a special in studio guest. And I'm
gonna say it like a white guy Trevino, but it's
Steve Trevino.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
I'm not one of those. I'm not you know, I'm
not You're not kidding.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
What do you mean by one of those?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Actually it's Steve.

Speaker 15 (38:12):
Yeah, yeah, Well Steve Trevino. I just want to get
it right out right now. Sure you guys are treating
me way too nice. And you guys are so polite.
We're on the Yeah, yeah, you know you're Steve. Go ahead,
the volumes here.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Treat me like a friend.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Yeah, we're trying to be a good host.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
You know, we're crappy to our friends.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah, that is very true a point. So Steve Travino,
he's got his latest stand up special. It's called Simple Man.
It's on Netflix. You could you can check that out.
There's a podcast so you can hear. It's he and
his wife.

Speaker 9 (38:46):
Now.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
He is known as America's favorite husband. And I'm curious
is how you got me? Because I know a lot
of your comedy is about and one of the things
I loved from your special, I Speak Wife, which is
due my wife and I were watching that together and
we were able to finish. We were able to finish
the translation. I go, I know what that means. She

(39:07):
was chiming in. It's so you got to watch some
of his stuff that's online that you can find. Like
I said, I watched it on YouTube, the I Speak
Wife Special, But now this new one's on Netflix big time. Yeah, man,
there's some shows you should know about. And so cal
Steve Travigno is gonna be doing his Good Life tour
the Ontario Improv. Uh there last night, we'll be there

(39:30):
through Sunday. Will be the Irvine Improv next Thursday through
Sunday for our friends in Dallas Fort Worth. On Monday,
you're gonna be back in your home state of Texas.
So Steve's gonna be at the Cowboys Golf Club in Ice.
Mine have to do on research Man fourth Annuel Helicopters
for Heroes Golf tournament. It's all the proceeds benefit military

(39:53):
veterans and you can get some more information online about
that Helicopters for Heroes dot org. And then for everybody
listening in Vegas, c Steve is gonna be at the
MGM Grands David Copperfield Theater December thirteenth and fourteenth.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
I'm definitely not gonna be at the Flamingo.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
You know it's you're on sale now, just go MGM
Grand dot MGM Resorts dot com. But welcome your first
time being here.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
I'm all excited and you're talking business.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Somebody, I mean, you come here because it's your business.
You know what I'm saying that I'm a fan.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
So I'm like, let's get into it. Let's let's talk
about Like I was listening yesterday and you guys were
talking about, you know, the whole He Did Anything. And
I'm like, why is nobody talking about the cleaning ladies?

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah, the real heroes.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Yeah, Like nobody is talking about they're having to clean
up you know, five hundred sex toys. You know, you
like I again, we have to go over there and
clean their sex toys so.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Much a lube? Like, how do you get lube out
of Carpet's great?

Speaker 3 (40:56):
But where are these cleaning ladies?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
I know they're hiding.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
They're in the tunnel.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
They're in the tunnel. See if I mentioned America's Favorite husband,
is that?

Speaker 16 (41:06):
Like?

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Where do that? Where did that title come from?

Speaker 16 (41:08):
You know?

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Well, first of all, as a comedian, we try to
talk about what we know. Yeah, right, And and I
am one thousand percent of family man. I love being
with my wife, I love being with my kids. I
love being a dad. I'm loving being a husband to
my wife. And that's what we talk about. So when
I walk on stage and tell these stories about the
frustrations of this woman that I live with, huh, you know,

(41:30):
I hate that I love her, Yeah, because sometimes love
is the worst thing that ever happened.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Yeah, because sometimes it does come across as like, oh
my god, does he does he like this person he's
married to or does he not?

Speaker 3 (41:40):
But I love her.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Look, I talk and I have one of those jobs too,
where it's like I'll sit here and you know, our
job is to relate to the audience and talk about
stuff that we know, like who we are. And I
think that's why I like your comedy so much, because
it's very relatable, relatable as a dude, as a husband,
Like I'm sitting there going, oh my god, yes, my wife,
because that's not true. I don't do them litely. Dude,
you're doing it right now, speaking wife. Give us an

(42:04):
example of speaking wife. Let's let's see if some of
these other folks here on the show could figure it out.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
This. First of all, if you're sitting on the sofa,
happy and comfortable, prepare yourself. Yeah, because my wife doesn't
like that. No, she's gonna come in and she's gonna say,
are you thinking about going to the store. That's okay,
right that she's not asking you a question, it means
you're going to It means you're going to the store,

(42:30):
and young married men are like, yeah, no, I'm really not.
I'm really comfortable watching TV. No, you get up and
you start going to the store. Then she's gonna email
you a list, she'll text it.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
That's my wife.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Does get to tell what the brand? Of course, Like
she doesn't just say toilet paper. It's like this, yes,
so now so now there's a bunch of grown men
in the toilet paper aisle looking, you know. And then
sometimes her brand's not there, And then I get scared.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
So you can't come on with nothing.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
I can't make the decision store. I've done that, are
you now? I'm face timing in.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
The I done that. You don't want to get yelled at? Forget?

Speaker 3 (43:12):
And then all the other husbands are like what what
did she say? Like like I need something here, shopper
And then I tell people. And by the way, once
you clear the list, don't leave. True, you're gonna get
another text. Are you still at the store. Yeah, And
she doesn't care if you're unloading groceries in the driveway.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah. This is how it goes in my house. I'll
go I'll take one for the like I have no
problem throwing laundry, and I got no problem running the store.
I'll do anything that needs to be done, and I'll
be running out the store. I go, just do me
a favorite, Please text me your list right now what
you need. And by the time I get to the store,
I still don't have the list, and I go, Yo,
where's your list?

Speaker 3 (43:53):
I am here?

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Yeah. And there have been times where she's like, Okay,
just a minute, and I've gotten everything that you know,
I knew that we needed or things that I went
there specifically for, and I've already paid mo way out
and She'll go, here, you're going too late, already left.
I haven't even like physically left the store yet. But see,
I'm a guy who's been married for sixteen years, and
I'm trying to break her this habit of like, why
do he takes so long to send the list?

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Sometimes you got to teach lessons. That's right, that's what
my wife does.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
She's got your trained.

Speaker 6 (44:23):
You're totally right. What I do as a wife is
I go, will you send me the list? And he
goes yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
I go, so I just wait and you wait down.

Speaker 6 (44:30):
Yeah, I want to see you send that list right now.
I want to watch you send me send me.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Now, this has also happened a number of times where
she's going to the store. Do you need anything? She
asked me, and I give her like three things. She'll
bring everything else back. But the three things that I
ask you just teach you a lesson. I totally forgot.
I go, what do you mean you forgot?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Yes, It's like I gotta tell my wife. I go.
She doesn't understand. She goes, you drink so much? I go,
I don't drink a lot. Often when I drink, I drink.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
What is your drink?

Speaker 3 (45:04):
I drink Whiskeys Scotches, right. But when I drink, I drink,
And she goes, why do you drink so much? I
go because I can't cry. You can't cry, You're like.
Sometimes I walk past the bedroom and then she's in
there crying, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Like, oh man, what did you do now? And I
go in there. I go, you okay?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
No, I'm not okay. And I work so hard and
everybody doesn't notice that I'm better than them.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
It's a hard ship.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
But because and then by the way, I'm like, but
the kids love you well, they're not listening either, And
I feel bad because then my kids are like, dad,
why is mommy crying? And I have to tell him
because we suck, because we're horrible human beings.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Your mother, Yeah, there's no way we'll measure up, you know.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
I tell her, I go, I go, I can't be
in the garage. And she walks by and I'm over
there crying. Yeah, you know, she'd be like, wait, bitch,
you crying in the garage by yourself. Well, I work
so hard you're supposed to.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
How long have you guys been married.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
We've been together for gosh, almost twenty years. Eighteen nice
and we've been married for eleven. I was that guy.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Yeah, you know, we were living together.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
She said, we getting married. I'm like, you live here, Yeah,
we're married right to the end, you know. But then
she gave me the ultimatum. She said, I am not
going home for Christmas without a ring.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yeah, you know, living in sin you got to come
back with something.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
And I believed her. I was like, she'll leave, And
this is the first time there was a woman in
my life that I didn't want to leave.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
She a Texas girl too, same town Sae Gregory, Portland, Texas.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Yeah, same little town. She was a valid Victorian and
I barely graduated high school.

Speaker 6 (46:40):
So you knew each other back in the day.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Yes, but I was older. Oh so I am seven
years older than her. So she went by on a
little tricycle and I was like, one day, Well, the
worst part is her dad comes up to me and
he says, because it's a tiny town now and I'm
in town doing a game getting Corpus Christy. And her
dad goes, hey, my daughter is gonna be in l A.

(47:05):
Here's her number. Can you take care of her? And
I was like, fine, wow, all right, Like I knew
I was gonna sleep with your daughter, I didn't know.
I don't know you were gonna hook that up.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
That's weird. What a nice.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Guy, Rosie before host, You know what I'm saying, Get
making the connection. He meant like change her tire.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Steve Travino's here. You can go see him. He's got
dates all over the place. What he show cities everywhere.
You gonna find him online at Steve Travino t R
e v I n O dot com. You can also
find Steve on Instagram at Texas Travino t R e
v I n oh mor Steve coming up after the break,
hang on, so what do you go? Mcferrans, Steve Travino

(47:53):
is here, I am saying your name right, well kind
of well, give me give me another lesson, dude. I've
lived here for ten years now.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Yeah, you know what's up.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
You're almost a Raiders fan by my toilets from a
guy who's got a cooler. Yeah, a little tis do it. Yeah,
that's the only way to do it, right there, a
new Hall. Yeah. If I really want the good stuff,
that's that's that's where I go. So wait, you're from Texas.
You still live in Texas or you live here? Move
to l A start my career, and then moved back
to Texas. How long have you been out of uh,

(48:27):
out of California?

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Almost ten years?

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Tenure? Okay, so you moved there as we were moving
here where we.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Got Yeah, we were. You know, my wife and I
are both from Texas and we had just had a
baby and we just wanted our baby to have grandkids.
And I'll be honest with you, being completely I was
never happy in La.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
The one thing that I did like was the comedy
store and being able to.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Do stand us what everybody says.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Yeah, yeah, but you know, just and then I didn't
like the toxic environment. It felt very toxic. Hollywood felt
very toxic. There was no real genuine connections or genuine friends,
and I just wanted to go back home and we
did and then I go, great, I'm away from all
of it. And then everybody moved to me. Yeah we're

(49:08):
all you know, but Austin is just southern l A.
That's you're in Austin, Okay, No, I'm south of Austin,
south of Austin. So I'm in a little town called
your Bromfles, Texas biggest october Fest outside of Germany. And
it's amazing happening in the next in November, Super october
Fest in November.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Yeah, that's what it is. Really is that why they
why they called Octoberfest? Then, I don't know why are
you never realized that? That's strange? That's just is there
any is there anything that you miss? The food?

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Food, the options and food?

Speaker 2 (49:44):
So when you when you come back to town, like,
what's the one place I go look for foe?

Speaker 3 (49:48):
I look for look for the Chinese, for Indian, you know,
because and where I live, it's like the most amazing
barbecue and the most amazing Text mex but that's it.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
But text mex is because people get confused. It's like
text mex and Mexican not the same, different, that's the same. Yeah,
it's like, you know, I mean not to be not
to nerd out on you.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
But when the Spaniards introduced flour to Mexico, which was Texas,
then they started incorporating the the flower into Mexican food,
and that's where text mex comes from. Is the influence
of the flower.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Interesting because I always thought it was kind of like
a mix between like like kind of like the Texas,
not not that there were an obviously there's Mexican you know,
people includes steak and you know, Carnelis and people.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
You know, can you can describe yourself, you know, as
a Texan and as a Tejano, a Mexican American. I go,
the only way I can describe myself is brisket case.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
And I've heard stories about you showing up to comedy
gigs and just like grilling for people like right off
your truck.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Oh yeah, I used to do that well because I
missed home and I missed I missed the barbecues in
the atmospheres and man, I would show up at the
comedy store and just pull out a grill and I
would just start cooking.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
You're legendary for that. Well you see that, Steve, I
get it, yes, because he's ethnic al So go see Steve.
It's the Good Life Tour Ontario Improv, The Ontario Improv
that's tonight through Sunday. Also gonna be at the Irvine
Improv next Thursday through Sunday. For tickets and more info,

(51:29):
go to Steve Travino dot com. That's s T e
V E t R E V I N O. And
I don't want to come. I don't want to tease
the Ontario people. We are completely sold out. Okay, that
does not have that in my nose.

Speaker 6 (51:42):
Get outside and cry.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
People, suck it and maybe next time I'll get your tickets.

Speaker 7 (51:47):
Early.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Mexicans, let's go. I don't put my credit card. I
don't want to put my credit card.

Speaker 9 (51:56):
You show is back, all.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Right, Welcome back, everybody. It is the Woody Show. Comedian
Steve Travino's here. Yes on one of the country's fastest
rising comics. I'm told you, yeah right, So now you
gotta live up to it, so you know, be funny dude,
Yeah you can. You can find him online Steve Travino

(52:21):
dot com, also on Instagram at Texas Travino t r
E v I n OH shows Southern California. You got
Tonight the Improv, the Ontario Improv and then that's through
Sunday and then the Irvine Improv next Thursday through Sunday.
Dallas coming at you on Monday. Steve is going to
be at the Cowboys Golf Club. This is in Grapevine,

(52:44):
the fourth annual Helicopters for Heroes Golf Tournament, and then
in Vegas. Vegas. Get ready because you can go see
him at the MGM Grands David Copperfield Theater December thirteenth
and fourteenth. All that information on his website. Just go
to Steve Travino dot com. I had a question it because,
like you know, I know even in this new special,
which by the way, latest stand up specials Steve Travino,

(53:05):
simple man, it's on Netflix right now, you can check
it out. But a type a virgo wife, So what
does that mean? Because I, like, I don't I don't
understand any of that. I know I've heard of them,
but like when you say virgo, I don't know, like
what virgo is supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Well, I know what type A is, but type A virgo. So,
first of all, my wife's all about it, right, he's
this They believe that the stars, you know, I'm a Virgo,
And I'm like, what does that mean? I know, honey,
what does that mean?

Speaker 9 (53:34):
I go?

Speaker 3 (53:34):
The Virgo sign is the most popular sign.

Speaker 9 (53:38):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
I didn't know why because nine months before September is Christmas.
Your dad put together a swing set for your younger.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Yeah, he stopped his docking.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Yeah you know what he got for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (53:52):
He stuff is stocked.

Speaker 7 (53:53):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
I hate you for writing that joke right now, I'm
so mad. I'm like, I already filmed that special.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
That's an old timy jug and using that on my
wife for a year. How dare you write a better
line than me?

Speaker 3 (54:06):
So mad?

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Right, feel free to use it. It's public domain.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
What's Julia that bits over?

Speaker 6 (54:14):
Your wife directed your special?

Speaker 3 (54:16):
All of them?

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (54:17):
Talk about that?

Speaker 2 (54:18):
But does she gets so? She obviously doesn't get mad
when you're like dogging.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Her or book. You know, our relationship is truly based
on our sense of human We both love to laugh
and one of the reasons I fell in love with
her is because of her laugh and you know, her
her thick skin, like my wife, and I gonna say
anything to that girl. And she's just like, look, everybody
knows I'm the best and.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
You're the worst. That sounds like my house.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
She's just a very confident woman and she's in on
it and she's been with me. God bless her man.
And you know, I hate because we do get oh,
because she's beautiful. My wife is absolutely beautiful. And then
they see me, they see her and they go, oh, gosh,
she must be with him the money.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
That's exactly my life. Yeah, real wife sitcom.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
We really are, you know, the chubby, fat guy with
the hot chick, right, it's King of Queens. But my
wife n y U Vallet Victorian, she studied for film
television acting, uh, and then she she moved to La
with me and we had nothing together and we hustled together.
And I love her because she said, hey, you're a

(55:20):
little further on in your career. I will help you
and we will do this together. So she really sacrificed.
And so after that it was like everything I do
is has to include my wife.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
But like what is type A virgo wife. I give
me an example of like a type A virgo wife.
I don't know the traits of virgo.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
We remodel and flip and sell, nice.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Talking.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
We're like the Mexican Chip and Joanna, but we cuss
and we're real everyone. But for an example, you know,
in the beginning, I would do all the work myself. Right, Okay,
So we got this rental house. I'm putting in the
back splash and she I'm already done. I'm already done.
She comes in and she goes, what color is that grout?

(56:06):
And I go, what do you mean? She goes, I
want an eggshell? I go, well, I found white there.
She goes, take it out.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Oh wow, so there I was, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Taking that. That's what a type a oh CD perfectionist.
I go, We're not gonna rent this house and somebody's
gonna walk in here and go we love it. Wait
a minute, and.

Speaker 6 (56:31):
A wife good in a director? Yes, I would think.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Well, I go, I go, why do I keep punishing myself?

Speaker 18 (56:38):
You know?

Speaker 3 (56:38):
The one place that I get to be me and
make all my own decisions is on stage. And then
I hire her to be my boss again.

Speaker 7 (56:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
But she gets it, and I gotta tell you know,
because sometimes the machiesmo and meat comes out, the the
malchauvinist comes out and on stand up and she'll come
to me and say, not cool, I tone this back
as a female, I'm looking at the set. I love it,
but this is a little too far. So she's always
there for me in the because I do love my wife. Yeah,

(57:10):
and I want people to know that my stand up
is yes making. And by the way, to find out
that seventy percent of my fans are female.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
See, you're pulling hell of bitches. That's tell.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
But it's all the same bitch.

Speaker 6 (57:26):
She's smart. She doesn't want you to ice them out
by accidents, right, you know, it's smart.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
And there's things that I you know, because I'm a
dude and a macho dude. I say things that she's like, Hey,
pump the brakes.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Right, stan vinos here, So what's your favorite HG TV show?
This is how we really know if we're going to
be brothers here.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Well, my wife watches all of them, all of them,
so property brothers. Those guys crack me up on another level,
Like it's just who they are is a pert, Like
I love watching them.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
How do you feel about love It or Listed?

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Well, didn't watch that one much. Really didn't watch the
Love of Her List. So we have an employee that
has been with us for eight years. He's part of
that company. His name is Philippe. Of course, he is
from from Mexico, and I love him because he doesn't
he has a deal with the city where we don't
need permits. I don't know how. I'm like Philip, we
need a permit, no miss. But his wife, his wife

(58:24):
like irons for him and cooks for him, you know.
And and and I introduced her to my son because
I wanted my son to meet the last one. You know,
I said, look, son, they used to make them like that.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Yeah, you so much?

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Another great line, golly, But but you know, we're into it.
We're with Philip, and Filippa protects me like he's on
my team.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
You know.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
I came home the other day and he goes, he
goes check hiding boxes. I go, what, Filippe, chick hiding
the boxes? When you leave the boxes, they come and
they come, and.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Yeah, that's a good should he should. That's a good dude.
So when you're but when you're doing all this renovation,
house flipping and things like that, like you're doing the
work yourself. Because uh I was I was introduced to
a term I had not heard before. It's called going ham,
and you were talking about like you know, like your
kids in my special Yeah yeah, so the swings, you

(59:20):
guys familiar with going ham?

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:22):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Well?

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Going crazy? No? No, no, no, no no, this is
this is a different kind of going hand. He use
it in context while he's not doing the work himself.
He's going ham that I have not heard.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Hire a Mexican there, Okay, a Mexican. So now just
to be clear, I am Mexican America. There's a difference.
Don't hire a Mexican American. You hire a Mexican because
every generation we lose skills. Okay, Like I'm sure there's

(59:56):
a Mexican American women out there that go, I'm Mexican.
Do you make the my list?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Yeah, that's labor intentions. You need a ham, yeah yeah yeah.
But like the like building a swing set. He was
telling the story about how like all these boxes showed
up and there was like a hundred boxes and he's like,
I'll do it myself.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
No, the big issue was that my wife goes, because
when we bought it, it was a Christmas gift. We
bought it and then it said for five hundred dollars
more click here and we'll send you three guys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Yeah, then they'll put it together and it's all things.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
And then the problem was that my wife goes, get
the guys. I go, I'm not gonna get the guys, like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Five hundred dollars. I'm not gonna do it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
I'm not getting the guys. I'm a guy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
I'm you know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
And then literally they drop off five of these boxes,
huge boxes, and even the even the driver goes, where's
the guy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
I'm the guy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
I'm the guy, and he just laughed in my face
and left. Three weeks later, I have to get the guys. Yeah,
And it wasn't guys. It was one guy and it
was Philippe. That's how I met Philippe. That's awesome. And
then and then Philippa charged me six hundred dollars. Yeah,
and I'm like, really, dude, I go, I could have

(01:01:11):
got it for five hundred bus you should have.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Called and probably hadn't done it. No time. That's the thing.
It was unbelievable, just and people give me crap like
I'll do man up whatever I go. Look, there are
plenty of things that I could do. I choose not
to do them because I'm a man of convenience and
could because when people are coming over like uh yes,
could I install this or could I do that? I
sure could. But the person who does that all the

(01:01:35):
time is going to do number one and much better jobs.
It's going to be more efficient, it's going to be faster.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
And my wife can't yell at him, right, Yeah, we
paid the guy because I My problem at home is
my my wife has an amazing father, you know, and
I and I hate that, you know what I mean?

Speaker 18 (01:01:54):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Because everything, you know, my daddy would have done better.
I'm sure, Oh no, my daddy would have done it.
My dad And I'm like, you know what I would
have should have married a girl without a father, Yeah,
because she would just be happy if I came home. Yeah,
all I had to do was come back from the
convenience store at.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
The bars, the bars way low.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
And you know what, it wouldn't bother if you drank,
because you know, hey, that's what her dad used to
do before he left, before he was gone, well, he
doesn't hit me right, Yeah, yeah, exactly. Steve Travino's here.
Check him out on Instagram at Texas Travino t R
E V I n O. Also the website Steve Trevino
dot com for all the tour dates everything else. Check

(01:02:33):
out the latest stand up special, Steve Trevino's Simple Man's
right now on Netflix. Uh, directed by his wife. Is
Jina Gratt brought up? But I'm telling you, like, if
you're a married dude, like the first time ever, you know,
watched any of Steve's comedy, it was like immediately, I'm like, dude,
did we just become best friends?

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
It's a documentary.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Yeah, I'm sure did.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
It was totally and we both have I'm gonna get
glasses tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
You should. Yeah, I don't know if I'm something you
should look up to look like that. I don't have
a choice. I'm usually the before and the before and after.
Besides the special Steve Trevino Simple Man, which is now
on Netflix, Like I said, on YouTube, I found, uh,
you know, the I Speak Wife special, and and that all.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Happened because of COVID. You know, we had filmed this
special and we were trying to find a home for it,
and the boom COVID hit and I just got tired
of holding onto it because my material changes so much
that I was like, I'm not going to wait a
year to release this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Ye, so watch it on YouTube. It's really good. I
I I really, I really enjoyed it. And I have
not checked out the podcast yet, but I definitely will
because you and your wife right, yes, and the name
of the podcast is Steve Travino and Captain Evil yourself.
We already heard Evil, but bougie.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Yeah, so you know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
We'll go see Steve so Cal Dallas, Vegas. He's coming
to a to a club near you. Steve Trevino dot com. Steve,
thank you so much for coming in. Man, I'm so
excited to be here. Thank you so much. And I
got to tell you, like, you know, just compliments for
you guys. You know, you were the first ones that
were like mentioned ham and nobody like cringed up. Nobody, no,
not on this show. It was so fun to not

(01:04:13):
on the show. Thank you for having me. It's all
fun man, you're a comedian after all, right, I mean
it was supposed to be fun and funny, and we're
all having a good time.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Here' that's what we hope.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
No, it's all right, Steve, it's a It was great
to meet you and look forward to seeing you back
through here again. Anytime you want to come by. Just
let us know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Double date buddy, meet you and the wives. Let's go,
you know, let's kind be evil together.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
More Woody shows coming out of hang up, Hey, what's
up everybody? Just a quick little notes that the Woodie
Show we are hosting an event at Marongo Casino Resort
and Spa. Yeah, right, Friday night, November the first, So
be aware. Mark it on your calendar. If you can
make it great, if you can't figure out a way

(01:04:55):
to make it. Just to know it's a twenty one
and older event because the alco always flowing. Our next
big Woody Show event, Marongo Casino Resort and Spa, Friday night,
November the first. It's a free event, only opened the
people twenty one and older. This is the Woody Show. Well,

(01:05:17):
Hurricane Milton has come and gone. The good news could
have been worse. He shout out to Anderson Cooper, by
the way, who was on the ground in Bradenton, Florida.
He got hit by debris yeah, yeah, right in the faith. Yeah,
he's like, oh that's not good. He's okay. Greg won't
like this. The Weather Channel reporter was doing a segment
from this yard. I mean it's a hurricane. It's pouring

(01:05:40):
down rain, and the sprinklers came on in the background.
Oh god, people were laughing, but not Greg. No, no,
and it's away. Finally, these two guys near Orlando, they
went fishing in this flooded street yesterday and they caught
this very well sized did you see the do you
know this team has really big bass?

Speaker 9 (01:06:01):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Nice? And then while the reporter was talking to them,
this is so Florida, another guy just randomly drove through
the shot on his riding lawnmower.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Yeah, here's a little clip.

Speaker 20 (01:06:13):
We're fishing in the middle of the road because this
road floods all the time, and there's a guy coming
behind us in a lawnmower, isn't there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Nice? That's America.

Speaker 20 (01:06:23):
So we've got people fishing in the road. We've got
a guy on a lawnmower. He's doing all right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Yeah, yeah, the vehicle I would think for floodwater.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
No, how is it mandatory evacuation unless you have a
microphone and a camera.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
That's that's exactly the wrong right. That protects you from
floodwaters and debris.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
Yeah, and war, all kinds of things.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
You gotta cover it. Yeah, so the word mandatory.

Speaker 9 (01:06:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Ethel Kennedy died yesterday. She was ninety six. Also, Diddy's
sex trafficking trial date has been set. It's gonna begin
on May fifth next year.

Speaker 6 (01:06:59):
So he just has to cool his heels till then.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
I guess to me nice. The Phillies got knocked out
of the playoffs by the Mets, and there's this video
of Philly fans reacting to the loss that's going viral.
This one woman at this bar and this is on
the on the TV. She tells the report that the
worst day of her life used to be the day
that her dog died, but not anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
So.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
There's a couple of low points in my life.

Speaker 18 (01:07:24):
My dogs passing a light and I'm getting a Grand Slam,
the Grand Slants as.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
The gate Courtney O'Neil was not a fan of that outcome.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
I feel like a Tither.

Speaker 11 (01:07:32):
Checking the AA therapy or an institute of some sort,
because this is crap.

Speaker 16 (01:07:38):
It's full of crap.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Yeah, the worst day of her entire life. Yeah, worst
day and the Phillies getting knocked out of the playoffs.
Eight seven Friday check in. Send those over on the
text over to two two nine eight seven right back.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Fuck, it's like just these fat people standing there. Who
are you? Fard knockers?

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
This is the Woody Show. It didn't be them. I
still got a Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
And hit us a new hour in cincintivianty trending for
a politically correct world. It's a Friday morning, Yes, October
the eleventh, its twenty twenty four. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory.
We got Menace. What is up? There's Gina Greg, good morning.

(01:08:35):
Sammy's here, seabasses here, phones are open. Eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie. That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can hit us some of the text over to
two to nine eight seven. Menace brought this up as
a I think it was a Tuesday takeover. We've done
it a few different times and we were really unsure

(01:08:56):
about how it was gonna go, and the first time
was so magic that we pressed our luck and we
did it again and it was more magic. Yeah, not
bad at all. I think Sammy what what what would
you say is your least favorite segment? This?

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
This is my night this is my absolutely all this
stuff that we do, this is I want to cry.

Speaker 7 (01:09:16):
Yeah, no, yeah, And I can see her mood change
the minute we know we're going to do this. She
seems angry, anxiety.

Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
You've had dead animals on your face.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
I get so much.

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
I would rather have a mouse, some dead mouse on
my face right now. This is my absolute nightmare. And plus,
it's like songs that are picked by somebody else, and
I have to hope that I know any of them
well enough.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
They're not well known songs, but I have.

Speaker 12 (01:09:40):
To know me.

Speaker 6 (01:09:40):
It's her wheelmates. There's the country songs on here. There's
one that's not really.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Not country enough for her, Zach Bryant. Yeah, but yeah,
these are like, you know, platinum selling their hits hits.

Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
Yeah, doesn't mean that they're my wheelhouse though. It orders
to do something.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Like us close her ears when she goes out in public.
If you had if you had to pick one one
song that you know really well, what would it be.

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
Well, I know a lot of Billy Joel really well.

Speaker 6 (01:10:10):
Great, that counts. I know I know a lot of
country really well.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Doesn't have to be country, just like one song that
you know really well, Like what would be your go
to karaoke song?

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
A go to karaoke song is timmo Graw barbecue Stain.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Barbecue stain. M h, all right, we will get Timmocraw Barbarie.

Speaker 9 (01:10:32):
You never heard it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:33):
See, this is the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
We're the problem.

Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
To me, it's so popular.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
And then to you guys, you haven't heard.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
What I'm trying to do is I'm trying to eliminate
all excuses.

Speaker 6 (01:10:43):
Yeah, I get it, I.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Don't know it, but also, well.

Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
You know it will still stress me out. Just take
away one big roadblock.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Okay, Yeah, here's here's the thing. So if people don't
know lyrics on the fly, it's yeah, you just make
up lyrics as we play the instrumentals to the songs. Now,
I got it inspired by it because like when I
listen to songs on the radio when I'm in my car,
I'll change the lyrics. But that gives you kind of
like some guidance.

Speaker 13 (01:11:09):
I found it extremely difficult now that I have no
guidance on lyrics and it's just instrumental, so I get
just as nervous doing this, but if.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
You're familiar with the song and you know like the timing.
I can't get the timing down on the ones that
I know, so I find it okay the ones that
I know. I think it's also fun if we throw out,
like you know, it's kind of like the game of improv.
You would do a word or a topic of theme. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:11:41):
I think that even that's more even helpful than just
like playing an instrumental.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Yeah, all right, so each person come up with a
few different themes. I have one that I wanted to
use for myself. No, no, no, no, that's not the
way it's going to work. We'll throw out a theme
for you, okay, and you have to do before you
get to pick the song. See, okay, Yeah, I think
it will make it a little bit more interesting.

Speaker 6 (01:12:04):
Because you crushed it last time we did that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
It was fun. I think it was like something about
like lawn wark yard, yard work. Because I constantly do
this in my car. He was great at it. This
segment should be all witty, you know. And by the way,
now Gina killed it last time too.

Speaker 6 (01:12:21):
Yeah, but apparently I didn't do it right. I gotta
figure this out.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
What do you mean, did I do it right?

Speaker 18 (01:12:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Okay, he did it really well?

Speaker 6 (01:12:27):
All right, all right, So.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
We're gonna give everybody a chance to write down a
couple of themes or on the text. If you have
a really good theme, you could text it over to
two two nine eight seven, and then each person will
have a chance to do their lyrics on the fly
to one of the following instrumentals. Sammy, I'm gonna give
you Tim McGraw's barbecue stain stain or stains stain. Okay,
I got because I gotta look it up. I'll get
it to it something like that. The other options are Nirvana,

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Smells Like Teen Spirit, jay Z Big Pimping, My Chemical Romance,
Welcome to the Black Parade, Chapale I don't know, Chapel Round,
Chapel Ron, good Luck, Babe, Babe, Paula Abdul, cold Hearted, Yes,
Sabrina Carpenter, Espresso Offspring, self Esteem as twenty one Pilots,

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Stressed Out, or Zach Brian Hate Driver. You get to
pick whatever song you want, all right, all right, and
then we'll see how you do with the assigned theme.
Oh yeah, day drinking, that's a good one. Yeah, Just
for everybody write down like a two or three. Yeah,
just random topics handle all right. So during that break,

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not only did I go get Sammy's song A right,
all right, I had to buy it off of Amazon.

Speaker 9 (01:13:48):
Him.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Yeah, I had to buy it off of Amazon, which
was hard to find because here I'm looking for Kim
mcgrob barbecue stain and nothing's coming up. I gong. So
then I had to do a little bit deep her
dive into this and they go, oh, no, it's actually
called something like that.

Speaker 14 (01:14:05):
Yes, Jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
So then I got that yeah, ambazamitie buy something that says, oh,
enter the OTP, which that code they send you like
a two factor, and said, this computer don't do that anymore,
but yet it still gives me that uh huh. So
then it downloads slowly for whatever reason this time of morning,
it starts downloading slowly. Then I was able to put
it into the AI program to take all the vocals

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out of it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:28):
Oh my god, hard.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Yeah, so I managed to get it done in time,
and so seem there are no excuses. Okay, and I
wonder we heard this song before. I don't know, it
doesn't matter. It's it's a song that Sammy says she
is crazy familiar with It would be her go to
karaoke song. Not that she would do karaoke, but it
would be she knows that song inside and out. There
should be no excuses. Right now, we've all written down

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a couple of different themes. We've added that wrinkle to
it because somebody said a couple of times menis just
keeps repeating the same words over and over again. Yeah,
you know, so we need to have.

Speaker 13 (01:15:00):
Hook you moron, got stuck it all right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Anyway? So who anybody have uh an inkling to go?
Desire to go first? First? I mean, I mean I
can go if you want.

Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
I think you give us a good template.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
So the the song I'm gonna pick is offspring self esteem?
All right, right right now? Who wants to give me
the theme?

Speaker 6 (01:15:24):
I have one.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
I have one as well, were wolves, were.

Speaker 6 (01:15:28):
Wolves because it's Halloween season. Okay, I think wolves, wolves
all monsters.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
All right. My idea for you was BUCkies, but let
me have that we love. I have one that's maybe
a little bit easier about going to bed early, going
to bed early.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
I have one about working out something else.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
I'm gonna go with I'll go with gregg'sies.

Speaker 6 (01:15:52):
I'm excited. It's gonna be their new anthem.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Let's go with Let's go Bucky. They don't even tell
me where to start playing the song for thirty years.
He does have quite a long intro. I don't know.

Speaker 18 (01:16:12):
Man, Going to BUCkies, you'll never wait.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
There's not a moment to pas and take one hundred
and twenty gas pumps up plus and get your guests.
Then you get some dessert.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
You go into the giant store.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
I've found some stuff. Oh wait, there's.

Speaker 6 (01:16:44):
A ton more.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
They got hunting gear and some stuff.

Speaker 16 (01:16:51):
Give me a big back of those beaver nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Boil where puckies rule?

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Hold up?

Speaker 20 (01:17:04):
But buddy way, I guess some jack.

Speaker 9 (01:17:12):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
I go to BUCkies to get a T shirt.

Speaker 14 (01:17:19):
It's all right because they had a much more.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Like this home. Dey corn bag Cred just loves.

Speaker 18 (01:17:27):
It's gonna look classy in his new glass.

Speaker 10 (01:17:31):
Oh go to Blunkies.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Ye wait, man, we have browsy cocker skin. Yes a yeah,
it's hard, isn't that higher? Follow that? Greg? There we go,

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let's go text. How do you all teach a pig
how to sing? That's a good one. That's actually pretty good.
That's pretty good. He wants to go next.

Speaker 6 (01:18:12):
This is men's game.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
All right, you're going to go next. Give me a song.
I guess I'll try with Big Pimpin. I guess you
won't had forever to think about, all right, So I'll
throw a theme and we'll do two others. Uh, trying
to not crap your pants driving homes?

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:18:32):
Mins similar I had pooping at work, pooping at work.

Speaker 5 (01:18:37):
I had diet soda, Okay, I had breakfast breakfast.

Speaker 13 (01:18:43):
I guess pooping at work pooping at work. Yeah, because
it's at least something we talk about a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
All right, let me know when you're ready. Here we go.
All right, I mean you need to be counted in.
I mean you'll up on that part is the heart.
All right, Here we go, jay Z, Big PIMPI huh.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Two? Who?

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Well, you know I don't poop at work, Huh because
it's so stinky. I'm not a little child.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
Hunh.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
I don't need to go duty hunh. We out here Huh.
Trying not to poop at work because I can came
all day. Huh. Yeah, I don't poop at work because
I'm not into it's great. You don't know what I'm
gonna do. It's gonna be like.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Rain up in here if I poop, because.

Speaker 10 (01:19:38):
It is like a natural disaster because I uh yeah,
I don't poop at Worth because.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
I'm not five years old.

Speaker 6 (01:19:50):
Rights.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
Yeah, we move it off, Yeah, we we we give
it the time. Wheels fall off?

Speaker 10 (01:19:58):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Alright in the work? Nice about a little more time?
Maybe I could bet that out. Let's see who wants
to go next. Let's go with Gina. Yeah, just because
she's nervous. Vous watch Gina, Sammy, so you know how
you know to overcome some fear. Now, what are you

(01:20:19):
gonna go with? What song on the list?

Speaker 12 (01:20:22):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:20:23):
I want to call hert snake? But the lyrics are
pretty fast. Yeah, I'm gonna do teen Spirit.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
All right, teen Spirit? Alright, this is a big long intest,
so I'm just gonna let start. Now, need me to
count in? What's the what's the thing? Oh yeah, hold on,
what's the theme? I had an idea of being naked
being naked hurricane Hurricane? How much you love pizza?

Speaker 6 (01:20:49):
I do like pizza?

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
I'll throw out, Oh well we only did three never
mind being naked being naked all right. Now again, this
is a it's a pretty long entrom. This way you
can kind of get it.

Speaker 9 (01:21:10):
Which show not yet, pet you gotta let them rock.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
Larus.

Speaker 9 (01:21:16):
Sorry why because then it breaks down.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
It breaks down and you get a little mellow. Come on,
I'll count you in. You're ready, three two.

Speaker 6 (01:21:29):
One, road up fun Bras and leave your panties at home.
It's so fun to be naked.

Speaker 18 (01:21:38):
She's so naked, seen in her boobs.

Speaker 6 (01:21:42):
And her butt and all her older parts.

Speaker 18 (01:21:47):
They're so, they're so, they're so naked, they're so, they're so,
they're so hot, they're so there's so, they're so gurly,
they're so there, So there's so were.

Speaker 6 (01:22:02):
The do you get to tell that she so nigging.

Speaker 16 (01:22:08):
You now because she's a double de big hips.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
And working on.

Speaker 16 (01:22:17):
Ways?

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
Yeah, yeah, all right, nice one, rry.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
Scary.

Speaker 6 (01:22:28):
Glad to be on the other side of that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Got it over with.

Speaker 7 (01:22:36):
Greg Gory. I think I'll do lyrics on the floor,
Paula Abdul, I don't. I'm very unfamiliar with a lot
of these melodies, you know. I mean, I know twenty
one pilots, but damn, I can't go that fast.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Stressed out. Yeah, that's a pretty Yeah, that's a pretty
slow One's Coldred's is pretty fast, isn't. Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:22:59):
Yeah, you're the one giving up your love any time
he needs it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
Greg, kind of fast, but it's not fast. It can
really make it last.

Speaker 17 (01:23:08):
It's that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Yeah, that's that's stressed out thought. Thought, I thought the
start of stressed out.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
Looking to.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
Love every time you need him and with the crowd, Well,
don't talk about him that. Yeah, I'm just making sure
you know that. Do you want to go stressed out? Yeah,
let's do that, all right?

Speaker 13 (01:23:31):
Throw out some themes, Greg, I have a theme. Tell
me how great sea bass is? Alright, why sea bass
is awesome?

Speaker 6 (01:23:40):
I kind of want to recuse myself and go with
that one. I was backpacking, back back.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Back, burning burning, I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:23:52):
Still stressed out taggy back. You want a listener, said insects.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Oh yeah, okay, So all the things that he loves
so far, sea bass and how great he is? Bugs?
And what give me one more home goods? That's another
good one. Great? Yeah, that is you know a lot
about that?

Speaker 10 (01:24:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
Do I get to pick? Yeah, let's try a sea bass?
Oh yes, all right, I'll be twenty one Pilots stressed out,
not a super long intro. Let me know when you're
ready to start. I'm never ever ready. Okay, you're gonna
eat me to count Yan or no? I can you
just you might start? Maybe I'm for some reason, I'm

(01:24:34):
just like not clearing it in my heads. Really yeah, no,
I know we have I know water face and I
have water on my face. See've we've done that until
that's true. Here we go, Here we go, pilot, and
we go around one more time. One right, three two.

Speaker 7 (01:24:58):
His real name miss A Passion. He it's my bass,
and he has now a fat ass. I don't really
like him, but I pretend to. I wish he was
just a pile of pool. He got a new cyber truck.
To that, I say, I don't give it. He has
no hair, but I don't really care. His age see bass,

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and he has big ass.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
His Sea Bass said he.

Speaker 17 (01:25:28):
Is also bald. I wish I could turn back time
to when I didn't know him. And then he walked into.

Speaker 7 (01:25:40):
Our lives and said, now I'm gonna make your life
a living girl.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
That's your guys, that's big. That's just talk about how
Sea Bass is awesome. What it still works. It was
called that was the version that that was really good.

(01:26:13):
This is Lyrics on the Fly. We are the Woody
Show and we're gonna take the break and then when
we come back, Sammy will delight the highlight. Yeah, we
always saved the best for last. You have to We're
not giving her the theme just yet because that wasn't fair.
We all have to do our themes on the fly,
and so we'll take the break. But we already know
the song. It's gonna be Tim McGraw something like that.

(01:26:35):
It's the Barbecue Stain song. And she got to pick.
So again, there's no no excuse. All she knows this one.
We've heard that a number of times already. Lyrics Fly.
The Big Grand Finale coming up next do in the
Woody Show had the Woody Show Show Lyrics on the

(01:27:03):
Fly noice? Yeah, Greg did twenty one pilots, stressed out
his theme was. It was supposed to be about how
great sea bass is.

Speaker 6 (01:27:12):
He changed some liberties.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
I must have missed it, which which, by the way, Greg,
tell everybody about the text that came in during the break.

Speaker 7 (01:27:19):
Somebody said, where was it? I bet seabask could come
up with a way better bit, to which he responded,
he has dozens of times.

Speaker 6 (01:27:31):
Did we get him in here for lyrics on the fly?
I'd like to see that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
All right, let's get yeah, bring him in. Yeah, he's
sitting in the office. Yeah, he's in his Hannibal Elexor suit.
Got a wheel him in him the mouth card, I said, Sammy,
she's been like on the on the verge of vomit.

Speaker 6 (01:27:51):
Yeah, I'm not happy about that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
But she got to pick her song out of any
song out there. We had to go off a list,
but she went with Tim McGraw. It's called something like
at I see Bess shere next. This is the only
time I think ever that I've seen her in the
studio not wearing a hoodie like crazy. She was winding. Now,
I can't count you in on this one because I
don't know this song at all.

Speaker 6 (01:28:12):
You're on your own.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Yeah, you're on your own on this one. And we
gotta we gotta come up with the theme for her.
I thought maybe Diddy because she loves him so much.
All right, that's Diddy.

Speaker 6 (01:28:22):
I was thinking of something that in her wheel has
like crocheting.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
Crochet, maybe cheating on a spouse cheaters. Well there's three.
I'll throw out a fourth one for you rat face men.
Oh yeah, how hot they are? So Diddy cheaters, crochet
or rat faced men? Which one are you going to
go with?

Speaker 6 (01:28:37):
I think I'm gonna go with Diddy?

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
All right? She does have a lot to say about him. Okay,
are you ready?

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
Here we go?

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
Lyrics on the Fly's McGrath featuring Sammy Marino.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
Theme.

Speaker 5 (01:28:57):
It was a freak off weekend and the girls were seventeen.
I got some love and some gasoline and I drove
the girls cross state line.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
When I saw him for the first time.

Speaker 6 (01:29:14):
I'm sorry, recover if I can. Okanglo.

Speaker 5 (01:29:20):
I had a barbecue saying now because I.

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
Know the.

Speaker 17 (01:29:26):
Well have some loube the other day and I had
a free dog call just Cruise.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
That I gave way because and some ageis and my
grandson on the day is about as well as I found.

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
Yeah, he's also started the word he's looking at the
lyrics to which is screwing around?

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
Well yeah, but yeah, you can't look at the lyrics
to the But I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
Trying to like keep paying This is extremely difficult for me.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
I'm right now, can give me some tips it's the melody.
All you gotta do is follow on in the melody,
whatever words you're using the topic for it. Just following
with the melody, you're going to confuse yourself more looking
at the actual lyrics of the song. That's going to
make it.

Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
Close your eyes and let the Lord take over.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Definitely try the country next time. Let go and let God. Yeah, alright,
Sea bass your choices. Nirvana smells like teen Spirit, jay
Z Big pimpin My Chemical Romance, Welcome to Black Parade,
Paul Abdul, cold hearted offspring, self esteem twenty one Pilot
stretched out, Zach Bryan. Let's just go with my chemical romance,
my chemical right, and uh let's see what should we

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give him as a theme? You guys, how.

Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
About slamming eights?

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Slamming eights? All right, slamin eights is good? How about
I was gonna say, slamming two?

Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
Yeah, that's better, but along tists. I've been there, but
I can probably there's a lot of memories because.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
You gotta think of two is like?

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
How about you?

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
How about staying humble? Challenge humble?

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
Most people?

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
Slamming twos? Give me one? Uh? Well, I guess you
know his cyber Truck already made a song on c Yeah,
all right, that's too easy then, so which one you want? Homeschooled?
We get to pick out of the three homeschooling slamming, fine,

(01:31:26):
let's do uh? I like homeschooling. Homeschooling, all right, homeschooling.
Do you need me to county in why not? Okay,
my chemical romance Welcome Black Parade featuring sea bass and
homeschooling in three two one. When I was a young boy,

(01:31:46):
my mother took me out of regular schools with all
the other art words because she knew that I'm.

Speaker 14 (01:31:58):
Smarter and more special.

Speaker 16 (01:32:00):
The few morons who sit in school all day. And
Jane was a billion percent correct. As you can see,
it is very day.

Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
He's to break this, says an easy song. It's so slow.
Did we need to go any further? Or like it's
just the pre album?

Speaker 12 (01:32:32):
Yeah, Stanford one, because I see still more instruments, right,
he protest.

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
He saw a spot in the song the mores.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
Let past here right? Oh wow, just like the album version.

Speaker 9 (01:32:50):
Yeah stand out?

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
Holy crap. Yeah, someone said, my husband, who killed this game?
He makes a song out of anything. I can't do
a lot of my stuffs at being like film with
swear words and dirty stuff and all right, but this
is going on. We need that game. And I forgot
that song is like thirty minutes, so nice work.

Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
It's an easy song.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
It starts with I was a young boy, sure right,
right right, perfect time.

Speaker 6 (01:33:18):
The universe has a way of leading you to where
you're supposed to be, the moment you're supposed to be there.

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
The Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
All right, welcome back everybody. Any happy Friday to you.
It is the Woody Show. We got some entertainment stuff here,
four of them. We'll get into the birthdays and the
porno birthday, all right for you this morning. A couple
of things here real quick, just because I just want
to see Greg's reaction to this folk. So Carrie Underwood

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apparently made one for every time. The theme song for
NBC's Sunday Night Football has played the season. What so
with eighteen weeks in the NFL season, that means that
between this season and last season, she pulled in thirty
six million dollars. And here's the thing. Each season, it's

(01:34:14):
one day of work. She does them all at once. Oh,
I thought she only did it because it's for the
different matchups and stuff. So she said that she does
the recording for each session all at once. I do
the whole main version. But then we go through and
we pick up all the matchups for the regular season
and playoff football, and then she sings every possible combination

(01:34:35):
of teams that could possibly play maybe like you know,
given the stuff, that's like teams that never even make
the playoffs one day. Eighteen million dollars Not bad? Is
it sane? Not bad? Good for her. We were talking
about Lisa Marie Presley the other day and about how

(01:34:56):
she kept her son in the house for a while
he died. Well, now there's another revelation from Lisa Marie's
new memoir From Here to the Great Unknown. Now in
the books, she claims that Michael Jackson told her that
he was a virgin when they started dating in nineteen
ninety four. She said, I think he had kissed Tatum O'Neill,

(01:35:16):
and he had done a thing with Brooke Shields, but
they hadn't been physical except for like a kiss. He said.
Madonna tried to hook up with him once too, but
nothing happened there. She also wrote, when he decided to
first kiss me, he just did it. He was instigating everything.
The physical stuff started happening, which I was shocked at.
I thought that maybe we wouldn't do anything until we

(01:35:39):
got married, but then he said, I'm not waiting. Yeh
want to see? Oh my god, you think that I
would look gross naked? Can you imagine Michael Jackson white
pasty translucent that knows that's falling off except for the
tape job with a huge I don't know did he was?

(01:36:00):
He known for having a big penis?

Speaker 6 (01:36:01):
Is that thing dug butter?

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:36:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:36:04):
What was what was that thing? I remember? That was
the thing Michael Jackson or something that was Kanye wasn't
it Jesus juice? That was Michael like the hooking up
Jesus juice? And then uh they said that well for like,
you know, for his uh ejaculate duck butter, duck butter.

Speaker 6 (01:36:23):
I've always heard that duck but with that word makes
me want to vomit. Duck butter is the sweat is
boob sweat?

Speaker 3 (01:36:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
That's either way.

Speaker 6 (01:36:30):
I want to.

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
What was the song probably ten years ago now, truffle Butter. Yeah,
there was a big like hip hop song or whatever
the time, Truffle butter and then.

Speaker 6 (01:36:42):
Use your imagination.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
But I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:36:45):
Oh, I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
No, do Urban Dictionary, truffle butter read it. Well, it's fine.
Duck Butter is the same as I think because it's
it's basically the same. Yeah, as you said, it's under boom.
That's what I heard.

Speaker 4 (01:36:58):
Duck butter is anything around the groin area. But otherwise
I thought it was under boobsweat, you've never heard that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
Carol Baskin, remember the crazy lady from Tiger King. She
used funds apparently from her Big Cat Rescue organization to
buy a brand new eight hundred and ninety five thousand
dollars home good for her. Wow, And there's no mortgage
from the deed, so it seems like the property was
purchased outright with Big Cat Rescue funds, which I'm sure

(01:37:27):
that's not what they were for.

Speaker 6 (01:37:28):
That's what people intended.

Speaker 21 (01:37:29):
It was to house the cats, not Carol Baskin, probably
the first time she's misused them. She says, there's nothing
nefarious about purchasing the property that we bought to replace
it since it's used for our office work, funding conservation
programs in the wild, fundraising events, board meetings, and storage
of the records and equipment from the grounds that we

(01:37:49):
are vacating.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
It's a home office.

Speaker 6 (01:37:51):
Yeah, that's not what people thought they were paying for.
Oh no, they wanted literal nice cages.

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
So did you did you look it up?

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
I did it.

Speaker 6 (01:38:00):
It's a combo of things.

Speaker 19 (01:38:01):
I didn't realize. Yeah, right, yeah, yeah, it's it's you
making my throat close up. Yeah, thinking about it, that's
the thought about you. The Savannah Bananas, Yes, they're the
baseball equivalent too, like the Harlem Globe Trotter.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
So they're going on the road, and I mean, if
you've never seen the Savannah Banana, I've never seen the
like a game in person, but I've seen a lot
of right exactly. I love the story behind how they
started the whole thing and just how it grew and
blew up and everything. But they have dancing umpires and
baseballs that are on fire skits, and even have like
some rules where if a ball's hit into the stands

(01:38:35):
and the fan catches it clean, that's an out. Yeah.
Oh sure, I love that. I love that. Anyway, next year,
the Savannah Bananas, they are doing this very ambitious schedule
and they're going to play at least eighteen games in
different Major League Baseball stadiums and in three NFL stadiums.
So in the first twenty four hours of the schedule announcement,

(01:38:55):
over a million fans signed up. They have a lottery
list to get their hands on tickets. Yeah, I would.
I would know how to get tickets on the secondary
market because yeah, like, have any available.

Speaker 6 (01:39:07):
For the Savanna Banana?

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
Yeah, like when the season gets announce Yeah, isn't that crazy?

Speaker 6 (01:39:11):
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:39:12):
I think it'd be fun. It's super fun. Let's face it,
unless it's postseason baseball, Baseball is just kind of boring.

Speaker 9 (01:39:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
And I used to be the biggest baseball fan and
now I just got I got your pitch count has helped. Yeah,
the pitch clock for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
All Right, both show it's shim We're gonna it's Shimmy,
We're gonna sit it's Shia.

Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
And you know we don't do day and the celebrities today,
Happy birthday to Cardi B. Still on board, I'm on board. Yeah,
I think it's hilarious. I heard we were just listening
to this song. Oh no, there was a clip or
we tuned in. We're flipping around the radio and one
of these trips that we were on and a Cardi
B song came on. We heard like the last like

(01:39:55):
I don't know a minute and a half of it,
and I don't know why. I like she's fun She's
just so like childlike with it. Yeah, I still think
she's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
He do.

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
Cardi B is thirty two. Greg Steve Young Red old
forty nine Ers quarterback MVP of Super Bowl twenty nine.
I have an autographed Steve Youngball. I know he's sixty
three years old today. Michelle Wee, the pro golfer. She's
like the female Tiger Woods, you know, less nuts. She's
thirty five. Joan Cusack, the former SNL cast member. She

(01:40:27):
was on Shameless, the Voice of Jesse and the Toy
Story Movies. Yeah, she's sixty two. Jane Krakowski, who was
in The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, also Jenna on thirty Rock,
Ally McBeal back in the day. Jane Krakowski's fifty six.
Darryl Hall the Hall of Holland Oates is seventy eight
years old today. And Matt Boehmer, who was on White

(01:40:50):
Collars Donovan American Horror Story Hotel, Yes, Ken, the Magic Movie.
He's forty seven years old today and your porn of
birthday today is Alisa Vera and today's birthday girl. She
has slutted up in sixty one fine films, including Who's
the Hotter Milk Let's find Out. She was in True

(01:41:13):
MILF's Due Anal Volume one. She was in step Mom's
Duck Butter. Oh, I'm sorry, Stepmom's Fertility Juice.

Speaker 6 (01:41:22):
That's worse.

Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
She was also in Tricking My Mom's Hot Friend and
The Having Sex. She was fantastic in First One to
the Egg Wins, The First One to the Egg Wins
and who could forget her unforgettable role and Anal is
not Cheating? Oh okay, you heard your folks. Alicia Vera
is thirty five years old today, and that is your

(01:41:44):
porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that a Friday morning.
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(01:42:08):
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Speaker 7 (01:43:02):
I always remember that socializing gets in the way of
being at home doing whatever the hell you want.

Speaker 2 (01:43:10):
Plans are overrated.

Speaker 6 (01:43:11):
Oh they're for children.

Speaker 2 (01:43:13):
They are they are They're for kids. Yeah, my god,
can you believe it's Friday night at eleven pm and
I'm home? O It's suicidal. I said to my wife recently.
It was like Friday night, it wasn't even eight o'clock
and we're both looking at each other like, man, aren't
you ready for bed right now? Yeah? Oh yeah. All
you think about is like, oh, when do we get
to go to bed? Thank you very much, Greg Gory.

(01:43:37):
Thank you guys so much for giving what he shows
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Speaker 4 (01:43:49):
Great Friday Mother