The Woody Show October 15th 2024 Podcast

ALTerEGO 2025 Announcement, News Headlines, Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Old listener discretion is it lies the Woody Shows. The
Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Today's Tuesday is October the fifteenth,
twenty twenty four. Noise, Welcome to it. My name is Whatdy.
That's Greg Gory. Hi, Good morning, Menace, Good morning. There
is our newest full time member the show. Her name
is Gina grad Good morning, seabasses. Here we got Sammy.

(01:04):
There's Bort and Caroline doing their thing in the Woody
Show production department. We have Morgan. She is here. She's
our associate producer, Vaughn, our video producer. You are here.
Thank you for giving us some of your time. Whether
you're listening on the radio or maybe this is later
in the day, it's not even morning anymore and you're
getting caught up on the Woody Show podcast. Either, however

(01:25):
you decide to listen to the show, we thank you
for that. Our phones here are open at eight seven
seven forty four Woody for those of you listening live,
or you can send us a text over to two
to nine eight seven, and we can also get you
on the email email at the woodieshow dot Com. Coming
up for you today, comedian Greg Fitzsimmons is going to
be on the show. I just saw him at Bert

(01:48):
Kreischer event that we did. Oh, and that's where I
caught up with him. I hadn't seen him in years either,
Greg forever. He was on the show a lot back
in the day, a long time wait before we arrived
this day. Yeah, he was on the show all the time.
And then you know, just haven't seen him, hasn't even
gotten pitched as a guest, Like nobody's hit us up
about him. And then I saw him, like Craig, dude,
what's up? Caught up and say love to have you on.

(02:10):
Hit me up to Hey, I want to take you
up on your invite.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah he did.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
He's yeah, oh yeah, because you know, Gina worked on
the on the Adam Corolla Show as Adam's co host
for many many years. And dude, I think he's got
the record is like the most like he's been like
the most guest appearances.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yes, over one hundred times. So I've seen Greg a Lott.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh yeah, yeah, Well you're gonna see him again.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
That's coming up for you today. Also, we're going to
be making the Alter Ego announcement Alter Ego twenty twenty
five hosted by The Woody Show. And the lineup is
the lineup is great. That's better than the hosts. The
lineup is fantastic.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I would agree, yeah, all.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Right, eight seven seven forty four? What he texts us
over to two to nine eight seven?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Menace had a very weird what do you call this?
Like a high thought? Yeah, high thought? I was high, yeah, yeah, right.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
And I was thinking and I was thinking about like
the tallest man in the world, right, and the tallest
man in the world probably you know, has the significant
other like ever or currently just ever, okay, you know currently,
I'm just thinking of somebody whoever is the tallest person
at at any given a given time, and maybe they're

(03:20):
in a relationship.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Right. Do you feel like that person, that tallest man
ever has been broken up with? Yes?

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, And like don't you think that would probably be
like an awkward situation because here's like a little tiny
person tell the big giant person like, hey, I don't
think we should be together really yeah, and it's just like, yeah,
it's just like this little teenie tiny person saying, hey,
you know what ain't gonna work out.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I thought you were gonna say something about the tallest man,
is the penis proportionate? I found it's about the feelings.
It's not about wieners.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
Yeah, god, guys.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, but what do you think that was? Would be
an awkward situation? I wonder. Okay, so the ladies, you
always say that the height matters, right, Yeah, it does
usually Sammy already know the answer for you because you
think an average size man is too tall for you.
But do you think this guy even got any chicks like?
Is he too tall?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Is he too freaky?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Who do you go to? Too tall? Yeah? Yeah, what
point is too tall?

Speaker 7 (04:24):
And if you're his partner, wouldn't you get sick and
tired of going out in public and go, oh, I
know he's tall.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
We know you're getting We have tall friends say like, yeah,
every moment is people just highlighting how tall they are.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
And you know what, it's funny.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
I had an event and I met one of our
listeners who's over seven feet tall, and I didn't even
mention it once until a listener another listener and.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Came by and asked them like how tall he was?
And you were like, and that was the opening.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
You were waiting no, no, And I was like, and I said,
I said, hey, you know I I wasn't going to
say how ask you how tall you were, because I'm
sure people like that's all they talk about.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
It's like, you know what, I appreciate you not asking.

Speaker 7 (05:07):
I saw a dude at the grocery store who was
scary tall. I didn't talk to him, but I secretly
took his photo. Wow, scary tall, Greg. You want to
hear some exciting news always. Gina told me that you
got a new vacuum, Greg excited brand?

Speaker 6 (05:25):
Did you go a shark?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (05:28):
Choice, choice, They're really good.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Why don't you get a Dicon because Dyson's sucking a
bad one. You get the wrong model.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
You have to get the best model, the duo. It's
oh no, the animal.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
It rules.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Why I thought all diceons are supposed to be good.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Differends on what atmosphere you have it in.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
What application like carpet, hardwood. Yeah, I had it on carpet.

Speaker 7 (05:56):
If there was a piece of string or lint or something,
you would have to like pick it up off the
g on re drop it and then it wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Don't like one of those rotating uh like brush thing.
It was awful.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
I didn't say bison not to it.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
I love you, yeah shark and yeah it came the
same day, which was wizardry. And I always use vacuums
and clean and everything naked.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Is that true? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Am I? The only one?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Is that? What good reasons with your steps on around?

Speaker 3 (06:34):
No, if it's just me or if it's just me
and my husband, because you're.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
The places that you could pay to have some chick
come over. There was fat There was a there was
a van that was parked across from the radio. Guys,
remember that I do. It was parked for years, big
pink van and it was for topless cleaners.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yes that's a thing. Or that was a thing. Is
that still a thing?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't know that.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
And they don't care how you clean, which is why
I'd be perfect for it. Like but like you're getting
kind of sweaty and you're like you have like dust
bunnies all over you. It's like I'm going to take
a shower anyway. Why am I ruining a perfectly good out?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
I told you it's not like I'm a never nude
I'm a rarely nude.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
But would you clean and like boxers?

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Shirtless yeah no?

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Or a T shirt and boxers okay, T.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
Shirt and boxers yeah yeah, I would nude if I
was alone.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Maybe it's so freely it seems so hippy, kind of fun.

Speaker 8 (07:27):
Yeah, it's funny that you say that. I watched Working
Girl recently and Melanie Griffith like, and it is vacuuming topless,
and I remember just thinking like, this is unnecessary nudity.

Speaker 9 (07:38):
Nobody does this and does it just doing it.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
And the people that run that pick van ser Yeah,
got to normalize it. Yeah yeah, cleaning.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, and no, but it really does, like any kind
of sweating get hot. It's like, why are we wearing this?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
This is so wait fully nude, so like no underwear,
no broad nothing, no, just birthday suit.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:59):
Is that so you came home and you were that way?
You wouldn't be like, oh my god, I'm news right now.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Excuse me.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
No, he'd probably loved that he looked like role playing.

Speaker 10 (08:08):
I'm sorry, mister Harris.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
I finishing, No, I mean been over a drop the
feather duster. No, I just it seems more efficient to
me because I'm just gonna walk right into the shower.
I don't want to get bleach and dirt and stuff
on my clothes.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, I mean, I guess I like that. I would
tell you how I do it, but ain't my job.
You know what I'm saying, get it. What's a vacuummy?
You said, thence make me some bacon and n eggs. Yeah,
I got it.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
He looks at the part Sammy in this movie Melanie
Griffith topless and in high heels vacuuation movie over the top.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
That is on the high heels. That's unnecessary.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
You're gonna suff up your hard.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
I told you, like so, maybe too much information. So
my wife, now we're at a hotel. Did it? Fell asleep?
Fell asleep like no pants on? She fell asleep naked
up in the middle of night, thinking of the green
light on the ceiling, which was the smoke detector was
a camera, And then immediately could not sleep until I
put clothes back on.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Why do you just put something over the light it's.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
On the ceiling. Oh so it was a camera.

Speaker 6 (09:14):
Yeah, I was thinking detecting.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
It was like one of those nonsensical you wake up
in the middle of a sleep and be like, oh
my god, what the hell? You know you're kind of
disoriented for a minute.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
For reason, don't protect your wife's dignity.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Well that's her choice.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Just sleep through it.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, And because I realized, like, oh, it's so dumb.
But like again, I don't know why. I mean, I
guess I've seen myself in the mirror. Why that's that's
why it makes me uncomfortable. You thought it was a camera?
You just like that, start tugging making Yeah, you'll show
dirty little camera front desk, creepy look at you like it? Yeah?

(09:51):
All right? Eight seven seven forty four? Do you clean naked?
I guess some people like to do everything naked.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
It's more fun, it's better.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Seven forty four. What he hit us up with the
text over to two two nine eight seven, will be
right back, screaming very quiet.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
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Speaker 2 (10:28):
We love him, but he's a monster, bro. We don't
care what he looks like.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
This is the witty show.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Ugly show on the radio. Really my average, yeah average.
Not everybody's luly. Some of us really drag it down.
It's I'm the key offender on that one.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
If Sammy is the hottest, that's my vote. Maybe, Greg,
we have to have somebody equally as well.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Like dude on the hanging scale, Like I don't even
show up the back page, Dude, I just saw like
one of the videos that Von post and like, good gracious,
did he not have sweet the baby Jesus, the light
filter on there? No, it's the lighting. There's no lighting there,

(11:14):
the wrong angle even photoshops goes goddamn dude. Yeah yeah, okay,
like we have AI, but this is all we can get. Yeah,
it's not magic guy fun young Finn Tam. Yeah, that's
all we need. We are into another new hour of
insensitivity training for a politically correct world on this Tuesday morning.
It is October fifteenth, twenty twenty four. Woody, Greg Gory,

(11:39):
Gina gre We got Sammy, We got Sea Bass phones
are open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you can
hit us up with the text over to two to
nine eight seven. Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons on the show. And
so look at us having people in the studio. I
know we don't do it very often. Yeah, but we
like Greg a lot. He was a free Quinn guests

(12:00):
on our show many many years ago. Just haven't seen
him for a while, and ran into him when we
did that event in Pittsburgh with the Burt Kreischer Show,
and yeah, we're hanging out backstage and and he was
there because I guess he was gonna be on the
show the next night of their tour, so he was
catching the tour bus yeah, to be there the next night.
And Uh, he and I talked for like over an hour,
and it was really good to catch up with him.

(12:21):
And so I'm looking forward to seeing him Greg Fitzsimmons
this hour on The Woody Show. Uh. You also had
to figure this was true, and it is. Research finds
that your mother's feelings for you may not be as
unconditional as people would assume. Oh no, ugly babies. Researchers say,
the prettier you were when you were born, the more

(12:41):
she loved you. It's got to be hard to love
an ugly baby. Yeah, yeah, you got to drag that
thing around everywhere. Yeah, and some here, like we said,
some people are just unawares. You know, they think they
have it because they're biased, and so they think they
have this like really beautiful kid. And not all kids
are pretty well and it's.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Gut check time because a lot of times the baby
like them.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah, and it seems to be the people that are
always spreading around the most pictures are the ones who
have the kind of fugly kids. Yeah, they don't know. Yeah,
maybe you don't know, and you know what you should know. Yeah,
and that's why we do judge my baby. Yeah, there's
no better way to find out that you're ugly than
the radio show. Well, I mean because we don't we

(13:22):
don't know you personally. We don't know. Yeah, we have
we have we have no horse in this right, so
we have no way to be kind to you.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
No.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
No, I was just saying, like, if you want an
honest opinion, right, and uh, and so we've done this before,
so we're looking for people who really want an honest opinion.
Objective before you go, we're really we're saving you here, Yeah,
because you're gonna find out that your kids a really
good looking and by all means, shore those pictures around.
But you know, before you go around sharing your pictures
on social all the time with people and going around
to work and then do you really want the minute

(13:51):
that you walk away there from the gou Oh damn.
I mean, this whole thing started because there was one
of the co workers here at the radio station, who
by the way, no longer works here. Anyway, we'd go
around showing pictures of this kid all the time and
got nicknamed well by people on this show Hammerhead because
the eyes were on like one of either side. They

(14:12):
were so far apart and they showed off this baby
constantly and nobody had nobody had the nerve or well,
they had decorum exactly. But if you want the honest opinion,
we'd be happy to help you out. Now, you got
to send us pictures, pictures that you own, by the way,
if you took the pictures, because there's sometimes you know,

(14:33):
where you got pictures done by a photographer or whatever,
and you don't have the rights of those pictures. It's
a dumb legal thing. The company always gives us crap
about it. We are going to post the picture of
your baby on our social media and we're gonna ask
people to judge your baby and give it a branking
on a scale of one to ten. Then we will
also give our opinions around here in the room and
then come up with a general consensus. And this will

(14:55):
be helpful to.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
You and your baby could be super cute.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
It's happened, Yeah, it happens. Definitely happen if you're interested
in an honest evaluation. And again, we don't need names
or anything else, you know, even your name or whatever.
You can keep it completely anonymous. That way, nobody's going
to be able to reckon, Oh well that's I know
that baby, unless it's like your mother, Yeah, your baby's
grandma something like that. But go ahead, send us an

(15:18):
email email at the woodieshow dot com. The addresses email
at the woodieshow dot com. Send us, uh, you know,
whatever you got, and then some pictures, you know, and
a few a few different pictures. Yeah, all right, and
then to your social and then we'll use that for
our next round of judge my baby, which will be
coming up here. The next handful of days, all right, perfect,

(15:40):
all right, then we'll post it on social and all
that stuff.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
And a good time will be had by all except
your baby.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Except baby baby could Yeah, but I read that, I'm like,
of course, no kidding.

Speaker 7 (15:51):
I don't think there's such thing as unconditional love between
humans really, me and my dog, sure, yeah, always condition
I don't know, but I mean even that could be conditional.
Like what if what if the dog did something to destroyed,
like literally burn the house down.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
I think I don't know. I think it might be
still a dog, yeah, just a baby.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Well, and what do we know your love is conditional
because you've said before, there's nothing you will do that
will send you to prison when you're supposed to be there.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh, I'm very conditional. Yeah, I'm very condient. It's mostly
a give to get kind of thing, right, Like I
give and I expect to get in return.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Right, you know, right, but you're not going to I'm
not going to jail for something I'm not to give
to get.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Nothing, right, Well said, hell no, not doing that anyway. Yeah, So,
if you're interested in having your baby evaluated, hit us up,
judge my baby, send us an email email at the
Woodieshow dot com. It's email at the woodieshow dot com.
We're gona take a get quick break and then Greg
fitz Simmons is going to join us. You got I
don't care listening.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
As long as you're listening.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
This is the Hoodie Show, all right, Welcome back everybody.
It is the Woody Show. And as promise, we have
an in studio guest with us this morning. Now, this
is somebody who was a frequent guest on our show
many many years ago when we did the show in
San Francisco, and then we got reunited here recently at

(17:12):
the Burt Kreischer show that we did that big party
with Bert a bunch of listeners, the fully loaded tour,
and I'm like, oh my god, I know that guy.
And I went over and we talked for quite a while. Guys,
Greg Fitzimmons, is here dead to you for the past?
Why did you hate us for so long? We mustn't

(17:34):
you must need us now or something.

Speaker 10 (17:35):
Well, first of all, I want to apologize. I'm a
little late. I was in the parking lot and I
couldn't find a spot. Some douche parked one of those
like military style of.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
The cyber trucks.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yeah, yeah, so I.

Speaker 10 (17:46):
Keyed out of it.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
It took me, I know the owner of that truck.
Oh yeah, are you?

Speaker 6 (17:56):
Are you feeling small and under compensating. It's impressive, isn't Then.

Speaker 10 (18:00):
Well, if it seems like something that if the apocalypse
did happen, that's kind of the car you want to
come knocking.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
You can't make fun of out your small penis apocalypse drops.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
We're gonna drive it? Where to what event? To what
store that's gonna be? Everything's gone? What's your game plan? Yeah,
but you'll you'll be surviving in your truck.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
It it's bulletproof and shiny.

Speaker 10 (18:22):
Oh cool, cool, this is the visibility out the back
window doesn't look good?

Speaker 6 (18:25):
Oh it doesn't exist there. It's a no because the
bed cover fully covers that. So there's a big like
it's just as digital. It's a screen inside.

Speaker 10 (18:36):
So if there's a digital malfunction, you're driving without.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Seeing a career of view mirrors.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
Greg, Fine, it goes fast, you get you know, it
goes He said you could sleep in it. You can
sleep because you can sleep on that bed car.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, are called trucks. So you know you can't do
you can't feel good about yourself as a person when
you're alone with your thoughts at night, knowing that that
thing's in your.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Like they make air mattresses to fit in there, so
all the chicks come over. They just can't. They can't
resist it.

Speaker 10 (19:06):
Even people with hummers are like, what a dude, where
do I get it.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Wrapped in like a tron tron style with the reflective
beams on it.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
It looks super cool.

Speaker 10 (19:18):
Now they're going to make you put the woody shell
on the side of that. Great Wait, so what do
you what's your role at this show?

Speaker 6 (19:25):
I'm like a special coordinator content producer, so like field reporters.

Speaker 10 (19:32):
So you're making real money? I mean, are you making
as much as woody?

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Well?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Have you seen cart narks? That's the Cardinal. Oh you
told me about this when we were in Buffalo.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
That's Agent Sebastian.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
This is Agent Sebastians, right, So it's my official work vehicle.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
So that's right.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Off.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
Hey, people have pulled guns on me, so it is
good that it is bullets.

Speaker 10 (19:52):
So do you pay for that yourself?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Then?

Speaker 10 (19:53):
Or what is the show?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
How paid for it?

Speaker 11 (19:55):
No?

Speaker 6 (19:55):
No, I learned a long time ago not to go
and try to talk to ihard media about giving me
any kind of money anything like that.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Well, no, you got I mean he gets all the
because it makes some pretty good money on YouTube, like
all the card nark stuff legitimately.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
Yeah, we have five six hundred thousand subscribers.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, so I mean it actually it's off some some
pretty decent money which I can get a cyber truck.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
You know again pay for This is all legit as
far as the I R S cares, No, it totally is.

Speaker 10 (20:19):
No, it totally because I know iHeart it's just you
get in here and uh I asked for a glass
of water and oh good luck that a coffee cup.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Coffee, Well this is you know, it's tap water. I
think they dipped it in the toilet room. Yeah, exactly right,
exactly right. Well, Greg fitz Simmons is here and his
newest special you Know Me, it's out now on YouTube
at Greg Fitzsimmons Comedy.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
It was recorded in another great woody show city Austin, Texas,
at the Comedy mother Ship. That's Joe Rogan's spy right right, yeah,
and so you should check that out. And this is
this is very flattering you guys, Greg Fitzimmons in his
new special. He's been out there doing a lot of
work on this. I think you said twenty three podcast
appearances in three weeks. Yeah, and this is number twenty four.

(21:08):
Well that's the new media tour, like last stop.

Speaker 10 (21:12):
You are the last stop. But you told me wait,
you said chill out and wait until things calm down,
and then this will be like the second wave. Why,
you guys are going to put me over the top
because somebody pull up the special right now? You know
me on YouTube and let me know how many views
we have. Okay, you guys are about to put me
over a big milestone.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Excellent. Oh, we're always happy to help. But no, it's
great to see you, man, because it has been a
long time since you've been on the show. Yeah, it
was many many moons.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
Ago, so long ago. The first time I met Greg
was I was twenty five. Wow that long ago. Oh
my god, So we're talking like forty some odd years now.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
People are doing Charleston Yeah right, yeah, any dated women, Yeah,
it was so long ago.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Greg was still married to a woman. That's how things
have changed.

Speaker 10 (22:00):
Homosexual, Yeah, I have a gay America. How do you
like decide if you're going to call yourself gay or queer.

Speaker 7 (22:08):
That's a good question, Greg, I just went with gay.

Speaker 10 (22:12):
I've never liked that term.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah, queer sounds too gay. I saw I saw a
funny video. I thought about Greg on this one too.
It was a it was a trans man. Okay, so wait,
so if someone was female and now they're a man,
that's a trans man. Correct trans female dude. I can't
figure it out anyway because I don't care, but I
want to get it right out of respect.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah, it's nice.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Trans man is answering questions on their Instagram live feet
or whatever about their cat and somebody says, oh, is
it a boy or a girl cat? And they go, well,
it's a boy and they go, how do you know?
And they said, okay, well I had to have its
nuts cut out, and so they go, oh, so they
don't have nuts anymore, but it's still a boy. And

(22:57):
this this this trans man was left eachless.

Speaker 10 (23:00):
Yeah, it's back into a corner for well. And also
all cats are gay, also true. Everybody knows that is
absolutely true. Eight forty four what he's.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
The phone And by the way, Greg Fitzsimmons for Our
audience in Philadelphia. He's gonna be at Helium in Philly
November seventh through the ninth, so you can get information
about all that. It's at Greg Fitzsimmons on Instagram, Greg
Fitzsimmons dot com. All right, welcome back. Greg Fitzsimmons is here.

(23:35):
There's a new special you know me. It's out now
on YouTube. Tons of different podcasts that he's including your
own fitz Dog Radio. And uh, I mean you make
the rounds, You're you're friends with all the cool people, man,
Joe Rogan, you know, of course Howard Stern, You've been
on that show billion times. And then Gina's former employer,
the Adam Corolla Show.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah, we got way back.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah, love me, man.

Speaker 10 (23:56):
I always love coming in and saying Gina great and
gee best and uh yeah, I just did Corolla for
the one hundredth time. I'm the most frequent guest.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
Yeah I heard that.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
't know if that was a real number of just
like how Greg says that was a billion dollar he did.

Speaker 10 (24:13):
They threw a big celebration for him.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Amazing.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
So you're not you're not living here anymore?

Speaker 10 (24:18):
Right, I mean, yeah, Venice Beach, you do yeah, yeah, yeah,
I thought you spend the time here, but I thought
you were spending most of your time elsewhere. Yeah, no,
I tried a lot of people are doing that now, Yeah,
I mean no, I would love to do that. I
would like to be somewhere else. I'm I'm really getting
which tent are you living exactly?

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Which tents out for your house?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Are you like golf Abbit Kinney like near like the
cool part? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (24:40):
Yeah, yeah, but I bought a house there twenty two
years ago because I bought.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
This, don't I know where? I know we're going to
go with this. Greg loves playing this game. All right,
So you bought the house? How many years ago?

Speaker 10 (24:51):
I bought it? Twenty two years ago?

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Two years ago? Is it a townhouse? Or is like
a single family?

Speaker 10 (24:55):
A single family with a duplex in the back the
rental unit up stairs in the in the back.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
So how many bedrooms? How many bath?

Speaker 11 (25:04):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (25:05):
Two?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Three?

Speaker 12 (25:06):
Five?

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Off street or garage parking or nice? Okay?

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (25:14):
Hot tub?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
That was it twenty two years ago? It wasn't a
fixer upper right like when you bought it wasn't a fixture.
I threw some money into it, not a ton though
it was it was pretty ready all right, all right,
twenty two years ago.

Speaker 7 (25:24):
Twenty two years ago, Greg, Even back then, I would say.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
He loves his real estate stuff. He loves like the
he goes on Zilla looks up everybody's yeah. Yeah. So
twenty two years ago, say, God, I could be way
off six hundred, six hundred thousand, I'm going lower lower. Wait,
I've heard this, I've heard we were we were talking
about you know, I'm sticking with it. Six hundred Tell
how much you paid?

Speaker 10 (25:48):
Six ninety five six?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Okay, okay, So very good, Greg, So it's very good.
Like and what would it go for now? Like if
you sold and got the hell out of California?

Speaker 10 (25:57):
Like one Zillo it's listed at two point three million.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Greg, like a real estate bone. Where are you going
to go, Austin? Where would you.

Speaker 10 (26:08):
Mean to to Ireland? My wife is an Irish citizen,
and I have all four of my grandparents are from there,
so I'm just setting them my paperwork to become a citizen.
I live there and get all the benefits. Wow, you know,
and I could work in Europe a little bit. He's
beloved all over, love it all. Yes, I speak seven languages,

(26:30):
so I could just go from Belgium. I speak Belgium.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
You see Belgium.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Speak France, and then the airplanes. Greg so off here.

Speaker 10 (26:44):
Now I think the two point three million plus I've said,
I guess how much I have in the bank.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Oh god? Five years of work, yeah, five years of
comedy in writing.

Speaker 10 (26:55):
Raised two kids and put two kids.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Where they go to school. What colleges?

Speaker 10 (27:02):
Went went to De Paul and the other ones at
Santa Monica.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Okay, College of the Cannon, right, yeah, College of the Crayons.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
That hey, I went.

Speaker 10 (27:11):
There, Sam great school, a great school.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, sixty nine bucks, sixty nine dollars, kids higher lower
than sixty nine dollars.

Speaker 10 (27:21):
Higher than sixty Gradually you're good.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
It's great. That's great. Well, Greg Fitzsimmons, he's going to
hang out with us for a for another segment. We're
going to hang out. We're going to talk. You are
a writer on the on the Tom Brady Rose too,
weren't you? I was not.

Speaker 10 (27:34):
No, that was my best friend Mike Gibbons, who I
do my Sunday Papers podcast with huge. Yeah the show.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Okay, well then you forget it.

Speaker 6 (27:41):
Yeah, we don't care.

Speaker 10 (27:42):
Yeah, mine, there.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Goes my fun facts. It's a real quick good research.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
Who was the guess what the Santa Monica college acceptance
rate is around the room?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Okay, ninety seven one hundred is one hundred percent. We're
so good a guessing. Greg fitzimmon this is here. It
is the Woody Show, all NT eighty.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
Seven it is.

Speaker 10 (28:06):
It's a Woody.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Show, all right, welcome back to everybody. Look, yeah, Greg
Fitzsimmons is here. Communian Greg Fitzimmons. He's got his new
special it's called you Know Me. It's out now on YouTube.
We're looking to push him over the top. Yes, at
Greg Fitzsimmons comedy. It was recorded at the Comedy Mothership
there in Austin, Texas. And if you're familiar with Greg
Fitzsimmons and his comedy, you know what to expect. I mean,

(28:29):
there was no there was no breaking new ground on
this one. It's it's about you. It's about uh. I
haven't really I didn't realize that you were a sober guy.
I kind of felt bad because I think I said, hey,
let's go grab a drink.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
He did.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
We were at the burg Kreisher thing, because of course
it's a berg Kreischer event. There's booze every wheing. Yeah, yeah,
it's what you were like a teenager, right, seventeen eighteen.

Speaker 10 (28:49):
He stopped. No, I was probably twenty old man. Yeah yeah,
but I started. Yeah, I started when I was like twelve.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
We us.

Speaker 10 (28:58):
I mean, I'm Irish, so you get your Irish and
Irish and so was.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
It like a rock bottom thing or did it become
like a like a project. You're like, oh, let's see
if I can do this.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
I see where this is going.

Speaker 10 (29:09):
I No, I totaled a car, I get arrested for
fighting a few times.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
But it was real Irish stuff.

Speaker 10 (29:15):
But it wasn't that low. It was just more of
like I found comedy. Yeah, I'd never been good at anything.
I was a bad student. I was not a good athlete.
And then I found comedy and I was like I
kind of felt like I could do this. And then
I went on stage drunk one night. It was it
was it was a show in Boston for the Children's Hospital.

(29:40):
That's hilarious. You are good at this?

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Are there?

Speaker 10 (29:43):
It was the check was being handed to them, but
the benefit was at noon, and it was the week
of Christmas and all the Union guys from Boston, all
the Southie guys, construction workers, and they all came into
Knick's Comedy Stop, which was a mob joint in Boston,
and the comedians would go up while the prostitutes who
worked it was in the red light district. Prostitutes who

(30:05):
were friends with the comedians walked around the audience with
hats topless, and they collected money for the kids for
the kids, and it was called for tots, And so
I went on stage. I started drinking and I was
with I had some friends that I played hockey with
that were all like really tough construction worker guys, and

(30:25):
we're doing shots and doing pictures and they put me
out towards the end of the show, and I got
up and I tanked. And when you're drunk and you're bombing, you,
you leave your body. I was loading above Nick's Comedy Stop,
looking at the Celtics jerseys and people hissing, yelling.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
And comedians always react in one of two ways. Either
they shut down and whatever, or they started attacking.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Yes, they get angry.

Speaker 10 (30:53):
I shut down.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
You shut down, and I guess that's got actually better
because then people feel bad for you. That's like that's
the comedians feed position.

Speaker 10 (31:00):
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah right, it was It was like
leaving Las Vegas. I was a little of the shoe
and the fetal position in the shower, right, and I
got off and I was so ashamed and disappointed. That
was the last time I ever drank.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Wow, Okay, all right, I get it, good bottom, Yeah,
I get it because you were really trying to make
a go of the comedy thing, which has clearly worked out.
So that was a that was a good decision.

Speaker 10 (31:23):
I've crawled my way to the middle and I'm staying
right there.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
So no have advice. What's your vice? Then you don't drink?
I mean does that include when do you say sober?
I mean, is that California sober? I'm California sober. I
took mushrooms last weekend? Okay, micro do you like full?
You go for like full on full?

Speaker 13 (31:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (31:42):
I take a yeah, I usually take like two grams,
so it's not a micro dose. But it's not a
which you call a hero dose.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, say this is now Gina's language.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
That's that's a loss.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
I mean, it's it's more than a micro dose.

Speaker 14 (31:55):
People.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
You could have a normal conversation with someone and be like,
gues what microdose? Yeah, but you can't really have a
normal conversation. I can't on two grams.

Speaker 10 (32:02):
I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Greg Fitzimmons is here his new special. It's on YouTube.
You can check it out right now. It's called you
Know Me. Of course, he's got his fits Dog radio podcast.
You're involved in a bunch of different podcasts. In fact,
you have connections to twenty three other podcasts that you
were on before he came to this show to promote
this special. Now, okay, so you start comedy and then
your first writing job that you got Because we were

(32:25):
talking about this, you're not doing as much stand up
as you used to now you're doing I mean, you've
been doing it for a long time, but you've been
doing a lot more writing. And your first job as
a writer was with Bill mahertin that's right. And I'm
interested in this because I've always watched Bill Maher back
when it was on ABC, and then of course he
has gone to HPO Central before that, Comedy Central, like
I've watched all I feel like all these different you know, faedorations,

(32:46):
iterations of the Bill Maher politically incorrect. I mean, now
now it's real time, and he's been getting a lot
of crap more recently because they say, oh, he's gone
right where he's really just the same person he used
to He's always has been. His positions are always the same,
but now it's the world so crazy on either end,
and now he looks like a moderate. And so I

(33:08):
enjoy the fact that all these people who was who
have always hated Bill Maher, it would never talk to
me about Bill Maher, And now all of a sudden
there's oh, did you see this clip about Bill Maher?

Speaker 10 (33:16):
He made a good point.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
What was it like, because he's an interesting dude. What
was like working for him?

Speaker 15 (33:21):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (33:21):
It was very intellectual, because politically incorrect. We basically had
four panelists and they would represent the left and the right. Sure,
so you had to We picked the topics for the day,
and then you would go deep dive, like if I
got ariana Grand Day, Yeah, then I would know, all right,

(33:46):
she's a liberal huff poe, she's you know, from another country,
and so you go deep into her and then you
take the topic and you go, what's she going to
say about it? Because my job was to write jokes
for her, and so you spent the day and you
put together like this ten page manifesto that you could
hand to her that not only had jokes, but it
had takes on it, you know. And then for him,

(34:09):
you would you you'd get there in the morning and uh,
I used to roller blade to work. I lived downtown
and the show that's pretty dude, well, and I'd get
tripped on my boa. And so you'd sit there, you'd
sit at your desk and you would write for you
would write until you had forty monologue jokes about the

(34:31):
topics from the And this is before the Internet. So
there was a guy named John Hotchkis who used to
put together the Hot sheet. So he would go through
the newspaper and he would like, you guys kind of have.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
A hot sheet.

Speaker 10 (34:41):
You go through a bunch of exactly, and then we
would sit and we would crank out forty jokes, which
would take a couple hours. And then and then you'd
meet and you'd go through the topics and you'd write
on that. And then after the show you would get
together and you talk about unless you'd have a meeting
after Joe, unless Bill had one of his girls show,

(35:02):
like if he was in Cincinnati the week before then
he might have now flown in some woman. Chris Hardrick
once to describe Bill Maher's girlfriends as a Japanese anime
artist would have a hard time drawing them, and so
they were just distorted faces and you know, impossibly large

(35:22):
breasts and kind of sadness in their eyes.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Far away. No one they're going to go hook up
with Bill Martin.

Speaker 10 (35:31):
Yeah, so if they were in the audience, then you
knew there was.

Speaker 6 (35:33):
No meeting was he was? He a good dude?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Bill was? He was a good dude. He seems like
he is who he is. Yeah, he is. And if
you're fine with that, then everything's going to be fine.
You can get along.

Speaker 10 (35:42):
I mean, it's like all I ask in life is just.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Tell me who you are.

Speaker 15 (35:46):
You know.

Speaker 10 (35:46):
It's like, don't be Ellen, don't pretend and then be
the other way. That's what That's what loses people.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
So fun fact about Greg Fitzimmons. Greg Fitzimmons says he's
a four time Emmy winning writer and uh, you won
four Daytime Emmys as a writer and producer on Ellen's show.
And obviously she's got her new special and there's some
damage control in there and everything else. Now I've heard
there's basically it's a tale of two Ellen's. And you

(36:13):
can tell me if this is true or not. Like
before the show kind of hit, she was one way
and then how success. We talked about this recently too.
Someone gets that big deal. They get athletes too. They'll
get like a they were great, they get a really
big contract, and all of a sudden, they're crap. All
of a sudden, they can't remember how to play football.

Speaker 13 (36:32):
You know.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
I've seen radio people that get like some really big
show gets a really big all of a sudden, they
forget to be the show that they were when you
know they were coming up.

Speaker 10 (36:40):
Yeah, they buy an electric truck.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Yeah they bought a cyber truck. Yeah. But like I
what I what I heard about Ellen. I've known other
people who have worked in that show, and they say
a lot of the stuff that you hear is absolutely
true that once she kind of became Ellen, famous talk
show host Ellen, and that hit she was like unbearable.

Speaker 10 (37:00):
That's actually dead on. It was first of all, I
was excited to get the job. I went after the
job when I heard she had a show coming on.
I've just always been a huge fan of her stand up.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, great, it's really good.

Speaker 10 (37:15):
And so I I did a submission and I was
friends with the executive producer and the head writer, so
I got hired pretty quickly. And then it was it
was a love fest because we were all I was there,
you know, a month or two before the show launched,
coming up with what the show was going to be,
and so we'd sit in Ellen's office and we would laugh,

(37:36):
and we'd bust balls, and we'd play ping pong and
it was just it was like fun. And then like
the day we want Emmys, it's all shange, like what changed?
So people started getting fired, people started getting shamed. Whatever
I signed an NDA.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
So I shouldn't, did you really? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (37:54):
I shouldn't be saying any of this, but let's just
say this. People had nervous breakdowns. Yeah, people cried it
was unpleasant.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Well because Greg, didn't you say that? Well, Greg Gory,
I'm sorry, Greg. There's two gregs now might be in
my bed. Like you said, Fitz Yeah, fitz Dog. All right,
So fitz Dog worked for Ellen, and like you said,
he's got some great story from what I remember, I said,
I'll save it for the show. So I don't know
if this is and if it's not, something you can
tell me if it's going to violate your DYA or
whatever from Yeah, so, I don't know what.

Speaker 7 (38:26):
I remember you had written a piece for her and
ran into her in the elevator and she handed it
back to you and said rewrite it, And you said,
what would you like changed? Just everything? Just rewrite it.
There's nothing wrong with it, Just rewrite it. She just
liked that power to tell you to redo something that
was perfectly good.

Speaker 10 (38:43):
Well, I got to say, that's not unique to her.
You get that a lot with daily uh like comedy shows.
It's you know, in her defense, it's so much pressure.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
I mean every day to have to cut it sounds
like everybody else is doing the work. You just have
to deliver somebody else that your brilliant comedy. But your
face is Yeah, you're the face of it.

Speaker 10 (39:03):
Yeah, I mean it is, and I'm not excusing it,
but it is that you do understand, Uh, that kind
of stuff is a gut punch because you've just put
yourself into it. Not only that, but now you're going
to be scrambling for two hours to come up with
a new monologue and you know, Jackie Gleason famously had
a show where it was Jackie Gleason's Show, and so

(39:28):
so he would play golf. This is down in Miami.
He insisted the show be shot in Miami because he
liked to play golf. And so he would go out
and he'd play nine holes and then he'd come in
and somebody will have come from the writer's room to
show him the jokes that they wrote to the sketches,
and if and if you'd just played a bad round,
he would kill everything. And so they started bribing the uh,

(39:52):
the guy who worked at the golf course, find out
how he played, and then they would give him. They
would give him a dummy set of jokes that he
would hill, and then they would save the good stuff
that they.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
That's kind of brilliant. Yeah, yeah, I thought they.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Were going to pay the other golfers to take a dive,
but this is actually more efficient.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
That's actually pretty good. Yeah, yeah, that's good.

Speaker 10 (40:11):
But then if he loved all the dummy stuff, but
you'd be shocked. There's a lot of late night hosts
that are not who you think they are.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Really. Yeah, give us some names. I cannot you have
NDAs on them too, It was said Caesar right right popping.

Speaker 10 (40:27):
You mean like current current talk, Kimmel's the best, Kimmel
is the nicest guy, treats everybody great. I mean whatever
there's there have been there, not necessary all on the air.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Now you know somebody from across the pond? Is it?
Oh James Cordon? That was that what you were talking about?

Speaker 6 (40:43):
Because well I was I pretd James Cordon.

Speaker 10 (40:46):
He's anyway we won't put if you work with him
or you just hated him as a view.

Speaker 6 (40:50):
We worked with someone who worked with him and he sucks.
But beyond that, I just got a unfunny but just
a phony vibe from him. Though, like anybody who's that
into theater and they use that comedy, I don't trust.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
This is from a guy driving a cyber truck. Yeah,
so that's pretty bad.

Speaker 10 (41:07):
Yeah, if you go to you go to a musical,
the whole parking lot is cyber truck.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Yeah totally. Yeah, more natural enemies, but still. Greg Fitzsimmons
his news special You Know Me. It is out now
on YouTube at Greg Fitzsimmons Comedy on I'm Sorry Greg
Fitzimmons on Instagram at Greg Fitzsimmons Comedy that's on YouTube,
and then of course Greg Fitzimmons dot com. He'll be
in Philly everybody November seventh through the ninth at Helium.

(41:34):
And then there's the shows that are that are popping up.
But you're still doing writing, you're still running for other shows.

Speaker 10 (41:39):
Yeah, I'm developing a show now with Bill Burr and
his company.

Speaker 14 (41:44):
Bill.

Speaker 10 (41:45):
It's a we're calling it a comedy noir. It's a
dark comedy.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Yeah, that's okay. That would be an interesting room to
be a fly on the wall, Like I would just
love to hear you and Bill Burr chopping it up
and you know, cracking each other up.

Speaker 10 (42:00):
Well, Bill Moore, Bill is more like he hired me
and then he'll go in and pitch it with me.
But he's not sitting in the room.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Let's get you guys, because they have a beer, but
you don't have beers.

Speaker 10 (42:12):
The open form we start in Boston together. He was
my opening act. And now people I get comments like
stop stealing Bill Burr's laugh. It's just a it's just
a laugh, you know, it's a it's a it's a
an emotionally shut down irish laugh. You where you go
like you can't let the joy out, trapping it because

(42:35):
it's not vulnerable.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Well, Greg, it's it's great to see you. Thank you
for coming by.

Speaker 10 (42:40):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
I appreciate. What else do? What are we covering?

Speaker 10 (42:44):
I don't know. I could hang out with you guys
all day.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
That's my biggest fear. Even that was the worst. We
don't do a ton of guess. Yeah, it's got to
be somebody that I really like until very con No,
I'm serious because it's like I always worry. So I
was like, oh my god, they're they're probably they probably
hate this. This probably sucks. They hate Yeah, I love.

Speaker 10 (43:09):
I love it when when when somebody's a good radio person.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
I love coming. But what about coming here? This is
number twenty four in three weeks. Yeah, the cabooz. Well, Greg,
it's a it's great that you have an open invitation
anytime you want to, you want to come by, great
to hear. Just come and hang out here on the show.
We're gonna take a quick break more what he shows next,
Hang on for a smoke break. That's cigarets for smoking

(43:32):
hands side. The Woody Show returns in a second. Man
let's put like some kind of putty.

Speaker 6 (43:39):
I've put silly putty on his stupid bell, like you
are so triggered by the bell.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
I don't understand. Yeah, I triggered my loud of notches
the radio. But he's cocke Well, it's another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning,
October fifteenth, twenty twenty four. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory. Good,

(44:03):
there's Menace. What Gina gred Hey there, We've got Sammy,
We've got Sea Bass. We will be your hosts for
Alter Ego twenty twenty five, presented by Capitol One. It's
happening January the eleventh at the Key of Forum. Would
you guys like to know who's playing? Yes? Please? Okay, Well,

(44:24):
I'm gonna play you some songs from some bands that
are gonna be playing Alter Ego, and we're gonna start
with this one. Incubis. Oh yeah, Incubis is gonna be
there also on the stage at Alter Ego twenty twenty five.

(44:51):
I mean, I had to narrow it down because all
these bands have so many great songs. There's so many
great bands on the lineup. All right, so you guys
got Incubis written down yep, also playing alter ego, Cage
the Elephant. No, no, yeah, here we go. They have

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played alter ego before, right, and they're always fun. I
remember last time he played alter ego. Man, he was
climbing up on stuff. He climbed up to like like
into the seats and stuff. So I remember, don't cry
ship all right. So we got Incubus, we got Cage

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the Elephant playing alter Ego twenty twenty five Presented by
Capitol One, Hosted by The Woody Show, January eleventh, The
Key of Forum in Los Angeles. See what else do
we have here? No Offspring love it. They plighted out

(46:00):
Woodies Show Christmas party a couple of years ago. That
was fun.

Speaker 10 (46:03):
Yeah, they're so great yeah with the.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Between you. Yeah, so looking forward to seeing those guys again.
All right, Incubis, Cage the Elephant Offspring, and the Lumineers.
They're going to be an alter ego street.

Speaker 6 (46:30):
My steps that night.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
I love to singers for each other.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
One.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
I mean the bands I've mentioned so far, Incubus, Cage,
the Elephant Offspring, this band, Lumineers. They can all sell
out the Forum by themselves. Yeah, but they're all going
to be on stage and it's all on one night
and hosted by the show. I mean, what what do
you have the loose?

Speaker 8 (46:54):
All right?

Speaker 2 (46:55):
You want to know who else is playing?

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Always all right? We have this band Glass Animals.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
You can.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
We also got Head and the Heart. All that's the
other song Heading the Heart. Man, they have that misconnection direction.

Speaker 16 (47:30):
Myself in the conversation, I'm a misconnection, that misconnection, all right,
also playing Alter Ego and uh man, we just heard
this song for the first time and it was a
due you dig it here in the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
The name of the banda from Dublin and they're blowing up.
Fontaine's d C is the name of the artist. The
name of the song is Starburster and it sounds.

Speaker 11 (47:59):
Like comments savvy I'm gone dance comments savvy is I'm gone,
it's your days dance fans comments, savvy Dan I'm gone.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
I saw I'm gonnadic to that one. Cool eleven. Yeah.
Also on the line up four Alter Ego, we got Incubus, Cage,
the Elephant Offspring, Lumineers, Glass Animals, The Head and the Heart,
Fontaine's DC.

Speaker 17 (48:25):
Also Saint Vincent Nice I saw this Los Angeles, please and.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Also performing on stage Alter Ego twenty twenty five January
the eleventh at the key of Forum will be domian
O' Dave and You're like sweet Domiono Dams familiar is
the lead singer of the band Monos Day, I'm b

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and that's Ulana for Alter Ego. You've got all right awsome,
all right, so crazy. There's a Capital one cardholder pre sale.
It's for forty eight hours only. It's next Tuesday, and
that's only while supplies last, and then the general on
sale is next Friday. We expect this to sell out.
I mean the Capitol one cardholder pre sale cannot in
any possible way sells. We don't put all the tickets

(49:29):
up for sale on that that's next Tuesday, and then
the general on sale. By the time that happens, I'm
expecting this to be sold out in minutes, like it
is every year. It is Alter Ego twenty twenty five
percent of by Capital One, January eleventh at the Forum
in Los Angeles. Incubus Cage, The Elephant Offspring, Luminears, Glass

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Animals sing, Vincent the Head and the Heart, Fontaine's DC
and this gentleman right here. Domiano David from Monoskin get
all the details. Just go to the woodieshow dot com
slash alter ego and keep listening for your chance to
win your way there. I'm so bad secrets. What else

(50:11):
do you want?

Speaker 10 (50:11):
This lineup is perfect, so good.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Yeah, what a show you guys are hosting. Are you
gonna be on stage once? Because they're gonna have to
reinforce that stage. Guess they will so many cinder block.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
I love Domiano because last year we got to talk
with him and he confirmed my thing that I was
trying to tell you guys like that.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
You're obsessed with men with Italian accents.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
No, when I was in Italy that they had penis
pasta everything that's right, And I was like, Domiano, please
tell them it's a real thing.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
And he's like, yeah, it's for tourists again. Show dot
com slash alter ego for all the info. Sounds like
it's an unadvertising word to me. We have a we
have a turn saun.

Speaker 16 (51:02):
Well.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Big headline is about how nearly ten million pounds of
beef and chicken sold everywhere from Kroger stores to Walmart
to publics to target all the Amazon Trader Jos ten
million pounds of beef and chicken have been recalled possible

(51:24):
listeria contamination. God so it includes popular meals like the
dull Classic Cobb Salad, the Trader Joe's Lemon chicken and
a rugal of salad, the Tarragon Chicken salad reamp Oh. No,
so far there have been no reported illnesses. But the
other problem here is that the stuff was sold under
a ton of different names because it's all these different stores,

(51:47):
and you know they put so the best bet, they say,
is just to hit up the FDA website. It's very clear.
When you go the FDA website, you can check the
full list to see if you have any of this crap.
What happens if you have listeria?

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Yeah, because I feel like are weeping a little overly
cautious with the recalls.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
That's a lot of foodstera. Yeah, take your chances.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Yeah, the osteria symptoms.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Do you get hysteria?

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Yeah, you get fever, muscle aches, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, headache,
stiff neck, confusion if you're if you're really going for it,
loss of balance, convulsions, some.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Kind of a normal thing.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
It's getting out of bed.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Form of COVID. Yeah, but what about weight loss.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
And antibiotics usually clears everything right up?

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Bitch, be tripping story. Crazy bitch on a Frontier Airlines
flight having to melt down as the plane was about
to take off from San Diego. Apparently she went crazy
on the crew after realizing that she had left her
phone at the gate.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
No whoopsie.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
She claimed to be a sovereign ruler and quote president
of this whole goddamn country, just to try to get
to let her go back to the gate to get
her phone. Here, I uh. And then she of course
pulled the race card. She said, if I was white
and in a suit, you would have stopped the effing plane.
Oh would they? No, they wouldn't have. I don't let

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you budge an inch. Now here's here's a little clip
from the plane.

Speaker 6 (53:16):
If I was fighting a silcuo, stop to fight.

Speaker 13 (53:18):
Laugh.

Speaker 10 (53:19):
Now I am the president of this whole country.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
There's a tampon if I word.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Yes, I need to get off this plane and I'm
gonna take you straight up.

Speaker 18 (53:26):
Don't ever come against nobody, because it's gonna call again.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
You had enough time, I see frontierta illegal stuff several times.
I've been riding for the last eight years. Don't tell
me you had enough time to stop that tell of.

Speaker 10 (53:38):
Pilot to not go.

Speaker 18 (53:40):
Just released him from the bank.

Speaker 6 (53:41):
I saw him out the window.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
I know it within my hawk.

Speaker 11 (53:44):
I am in a firm sovereign ruler here in the
govern seven carts in his high What comes around goes
around this time.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Now keep laughing, bunch, what happened. You'll be inspired, just
like your battery on your watch.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Oh wow, I would happily let her off.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
The bitches be crazy rules. What I wish the law
would be. If my life is thrown I'm on airplane.

Speaker 5 (54:09):
Yeah right, yeah, merge at that point, yeah, just because sorry,
you just threatend my life.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
I don't know what they don't. They don't let you
on the plane once they've closed that stupid door. Nothing else,
even a jetway. Yeah, the door from the gate area
to the jetway is closed. You're done. They don't open
that thing.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Back up for anybody, anything, not for the sovereign leader
of the world.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
The door to the plane's not even closed up yet.
There might be people waiting to get on the planet.
They're like, oh, well, we just backed away from the gate. Oh,
the pilot should have stopped because this crazy bitch forgot
her phone back at the gate. Please, yeah, I wouldn't
just let her off. Should catch a fade and be
tied down. Dude, did you speaking to crazy people? Did
you see this sheriff in Georgia? A lot of people

(54:50):
were talking about this yesterday, but uh yeah, I finally
heard some of the audio from this because there's like
a bodycam footage. He got so pissed. This is a sheriff.
He gets so pissed because burger king gets his order wrong.
He calls for backup, and again the whole thing's caught
in the body camp. So these three other deputies show
up to the burger King to help get the sheriff's

(55:13):
order right, and you hear him on the body cam
saying to another officer, Hey, do me a favor. On
he is the name of the owner whoever owns this
damn facility? Or the man I mean he keeps going
on and on. Is the owner name or whoever.

Speaker 19 (55:31):
I want to order?

Speaker 20 (55:34):
I think it is an abusive power of deputies when
the lights and siren placing citizens at risk and his
deputies at risk, just so that he could get information
from a business owner. They clearly could have been followed
upon on another day.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Dude, what are you doing? This is why Greg hates cops?

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Is he the ultimate Karen? Like, I'm going to call
for backup because I want to speak to the manager.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Yeah, he wanted a whopper with no mayo. But it's like, dude,
I get it. You want ultimate customer service, you want answers.
This is how you're doing because I thought about it, Like, man,
if I was a cop right now, I would just
turn the lights on and just get through all this traffic.
I guess hit the lights and they.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Do that sometimes, yes, of course.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
And you know what, that's a perk of the job. Yeah,
that's a perk of the job. Now, shaking down the
manager at the burger king because your order got messed. Yeah,
what did he tell them to come for? Yeah, well
you heard he barked out some orders to those deputies.
Now it reminds me of that old nine to one
one call. I mean this is from years and years ago,
but it makes me laugh all the time. Speaking of

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Karen's and when something doesn't go their way, this woman
called nine to one one over her burger king. Order, Jack,
How can I help you?

Speaker 13 (56:41):
Yeah, I'm over here at Burger King, right here in Sanclementary.
I'm at a dry suit right now. I ordered my
food three times. They're mopping the floor inside, and I
understand they're busy. They're not even busy. Okay, I've been
the only call here. I asked the four different times
to make me a Western boty two burger. Okay, He's
given me a Hammerer with let tomato and chief anions.
And I said, I'm not leaving. I want a Western

(57:03):
Burger because I just got my kids from typewond all
there hung weeks. She said, she gave me another Hamberger.
It's wrong, I said four times, I said I wanted.
She goes, can you go out and park in front?
I said, ye, I want my hamburger?

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Right.

Speaker 13 (57:14):
So then the lady came to the manager or whatever
whoever she is. She came up and she said, she said,
do you want your money back? And I said, I
am not leaving the spot. And I said I will
call the police because I want my Western burger done white.
Now is that so hard?

Speaker 21 (57:28):
Okay?

Speaker 13 (57:28):
What does that mean that you want us.

Speaker 11 (57:29):
To do for you?

Speaker 13 (57:30):
If you down here? I want them to make man,
we're not going to go down there and force your Westernberg.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
You should you should, Well you got to get the
food cops.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Yeah right, Yeah, she did not get it her way though.

Speaker 6 (57:46):
Yeah true, and that yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Other crazy people. This woman in the UK, she was
recently let go by her employer. She filed a lawsuit
against them, all right, arguing that they breached an equity
law because she didn't get a farewell card on her
way out. Turns out the company, out of no legal
obligation at all, had a card for her, but only

(58:11):
two or three people were willing to sign it out
of everybody who worked in the office. So they decided,
you know what, we're not even to give it to her,
because they figured giving her that card with only a
couple of people's signing it was probably gonna be worse
not giving her one of all consulting, more insulting. In
addition to the farewell card thing, she issuing them over
anything and everything that you can think of, sexual harassment, victimization,

(58:33):
unfair dismissal. She's had several issues with co workers starting
an argument because this one time a co worker, are
you ready for this corrected her spelling. Oh, no, contol environment.
It all work environment. Also, according to her former co worker,

(58:54):
she had a conspiracy theory mentality and mistook normal workplace
interactions for harassment. In any event, a judge has tossed
the case. I don't say. It was determined that she
was appropriately laid off and that her position had become
redundant in a company structure, and that the judge also

(59:14):
ruled that the acts cited in her claim either didn't happen,
or even if they did, were innocuous interactions in the
normal course of employment. Oh, by the way, I guess
what this woman's first name is, Karen, Karen Connigan.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Damn of course. And these are the kind of people
that have no capacity for self awareness, like she's never
gonna change.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
No, no, that's the new thing.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Though not enough people signed my card. Yeah, because they
hate you.

Speaker 17 (59:42):
Bitch.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Suck. Yeah, that's the new thing. There's a story recently.
This is a program director who I know at another
radio station. This person got caught stealing stuff from the
promotions department, right, Uh, got busted. Was like Taylor Swift stuff.
You know, there's hoodies or Whatevery's going crazy for or whatever.
God busted was on camera taking this stuff from the

(01:00:06):
promotion's office, was going to give it to like their
their daughter ship. Right, So anyway, gets fired, files a
wrongful termination lawsuit. How it's rightful against the company. Okay, right,
puts in their hostile work environment because when they went
and they addressed this person, they said, why are you

(01:00:27):
like it was a very accusatory tone. We have you
on camera, domin accused. Yeah, anyway, And so it turns out,
according to the company lawyers, this is kind of the
new thing that when you get let go for whatever reason,
you file and you think you're going to get a
settlement out of it. And for the most part, a
lot of companies have just been going like, ah, well
you know what, we don't even want to deal with this.

(01:00:48):
Just go away. It's the best money you've ever spent.
Blah blah blah blah blah. Another friend of mine he
runs this big like financial services office or whatever, and
he had this woman who like figured every way to
not come to work for years and still get paid. Wow.
Finally they were able to because it was a very

(01:01:08):
it's a very very big company owned by a very
big bank, and they were finally able to move on
from her. She filed a wrongful termination lawsuit in the
whole thing, and it was, you know, they settled, and
he didn't want to settle with her at all. He
manages the office or whatever. He didn't want to settle
over their own. The CEO of the company calls him
and goes, look how much did this cost you personally?
It goes zero dollars. He goes, exactly, are you Is

(01:01:29):
it a better office now that she's not around there? Yes,
so just let it go. It's not like any kind
of like you can say that you did anything wrong
or anything. It's just it's but now, uh so the guy,
the program director that I'm talking about, this guy is
still trying to get this settlement. But the company has
changed now because they figured that a precedent had been set,

(01:01:51):
and all these people just think, oh, well, this is
a way to get like an extra severance or you know,
or at a situation where you're not do severance, they're
gonna get severn. And so they're they're telling him to
go hit the bricks like fu, we're giving you nothing.
We have videotape of you stealing, we have X Y
z that's what you have to do, pretty easy. Yeah,
And so they're willing to fight a couple of these

(01:02:12):
things to set a new president of like, hey, you
better be coming straight, don't try it good. You better
be coming legit with whatever claim you had, because go
for it. We have all this stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:02:22):
I just and good point, Gina, how do you accuse
somebody without an accus of your tone?

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Brutal murder? They're pretty Oh and here's here's the other
twist about this. This guy was an office manager. The
guy who's stealing the Taylor Swift stuff, he was an
office manager. And guess what was in his office? He
was like the facilities manager. All the screens for the cameras.
He knew where every single stupid camera was and he

(01:02:51):
still did that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Oh, sweet irony, how dumb end.

Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
It's probably one of those things. If he had just
asked for that what he wanted, they probably would have
given it to him.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Maybe maybe have you ever asked for anything around here? Yeah?
Very rarely. You know how that goes?

Speaker 11 (01:03:06):
Very rare?

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Get him eight seven seven forty four, and then it
ruins it for again, and then it ruins it for
people who have legit claims or you know people who
you know cry wolf.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
This stuff always does.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Yeah, hit us up with the text over to two
to nine eighty seven, will be right back.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Hey.

Speaker 18 (01:03:21):
If you feel like you could be as last China.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Woody Show, We'll be right back. Hey, what's up everybody?
Just a quick little note that The Woody Show we
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(01:03:46):
you can't figure out a way to make it, just
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people twenty one and older. The Woody Show. All right,

(01:04:08):
welcome back. It is Tuesday morning. Let's see. Oh, I
got some cheerleader drama for Sammy, because Sammy, of course,
was a cheerleader yes back in high school. Thirteen middle
school cheerleaders for this school in Lubbock, Texas. They're suffering

(01:04:29):
from first and second to greet burns on their hands
after their coach made them perform bear crawls and crab
blocks on a hot outdoor track as a punishment. Okay,
you see, they were punished for performing a cheer at
a football game that she didn't want them to do.
Oh god, they said, the coach found it disrespectful. They

(01:04:51):
went off script.

Speaker 9 (01:04:53):
Yeah, you get in trouble for that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Guys, it's cheerleading down They're not that you can even admit.
It's not that big.

Speaker 9 (01:05:00):
But you would be surprised to what you'll get punished.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
For in cheer I would yea, yeah, I'm reading this,
but give me some other examples.

Speaker 8 (01:05:08):
I when I was in high school, my coach told
me to twist cradle, which is just toss you in
the air and spin. But it was with a guy,
so it was one man, so I had never done
it before. And we were on tile floor and I
got nervous and I did a regular cradle and she
made me run for forty five minutes, but everyone else
practiced and she said, next time, do what I tell.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
You to do. Yeah, yeah, you just did the regular cradle.

Speaker 6 (01:05:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:05:34):
I did a regular cradle instead of twisting because I
got nervous.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
You were not a mat.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
No, no, no, no, that's a mat, was the guy holding.

Speaker 9 (01:05:41):
Yeah, right, so yeah, we would we.

Speaker 8 (01:05:43):
Would practice on tile floor, on concrete, on everything. Yeah,
and we would do our back handsprings on the towel floor.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Plus so you don't have to run for forty five minutes.
The girls were told to do the bear crawls and
the crab walks for a mile, and some of them
got physically sick from it, but the coach didn't care.
End quote threaten the girl's future careers and cheer. I
know it sounds taking away millions.

Speaker 9 (01:06:13):
It does, but if you.

Speaker 8 (01:06:16):
Want to go on and cheer in college, or if
you want to do professional like UCA, n c A
type stuff, your coach needs to recommend you or get
you an application, or they'll talk to you know, the
college and recommend you and get you an audition, or
you know, try tryout.

Speaker 9 (01:06:33):
And so yeah, it does matter.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
So the coach threatened the girls future careers and cheer
if they didn't complete the punishment. Now the coach has
been put on leave by the school. The parents are
hoping for criminal charges. The cops are investigating wow drama,
like what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Like did you guys ever see the movie Whiplash, you
know JK. Simmons like, yeah about bring it on? You know,
like what what a serious power hungry like coaches and instructors,
like everybody just.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Calmed down the crap. It's like when we deal with
a lot of these radio management people are the same way, like, man,
we have these big, heavy and reallyptant. It's like it's
radio dog, you know, Yeah, here's we're gonna tire out.
Like so he's gonna be called ten? Are we going
to use a text keyword? So who called the audible
on that? Then if they did a cheer that the

(01:07:23):
coach didn't want, is they're kind of like a team
captain captain?

Speaker 9 (01:07:26):
Yeah, because the captain calls the cheers.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
I'm the captain. I'm the captain coach.

Speaker 8 (01:07:32):
Because everything's constantly changing, right, I mean you might be
on offense, you might be on defense.

Speaker 9 (01:07:37):
What cheer are we going to call here?

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
Yeah, it's a whole thing.

Speaker 8 (01:07:39):
Yeah, it's really embarrassing if you call a defense cheer
and your team is on offense, are.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Ruined the night? Wrong cheers? Captain, Look at me, Look
at me, I'm the cuptain. Now I'm the captain of
this cheer squad.

Speaker 21 (01:07:58):
Years after years after years, and you see them in
person and it's atally different experience than you do.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Watching them over the spring Woody Show.

Speaker 17 (01:08:09):
Back in a bit, I've had so many trees, but
I didn't even tell you what trees up high.

Speaker 9 (01:08:16):
I'm gonna double now it is a show.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning. It's October fifteenth,
twenty twenty four. Noise, thank you for being here. Give
it us some of your time this morning. My name
is Woody. That is Greg Goring. Hi Menace, good morning
to you. Good morning, Woody. Here's our newest full time
member of the show, Gina grat Good morning. There's Sammy

(01:08:42):
Morny SeaBASS is wandering around here somewhere. Phones are open
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can hit us
up with a text over to two two nine eight seven.
So as the cowboys were getting their asses kicked by
the lions on Sunday, uh, they decided to announce that
Laney Wilson country artists and actress Laney Wills she's on

(01:09:05):
Yellowstone and anyway that she would be the halftime show
entertainment for the game on Thanksgiving Day. Fans not pleased.
And you know I love the comments section. Very few
that I could even read on.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
The air, I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Yeah, not good. Here's a few of the nicest ones.
If the special guests can't call offensive plays, I don't
want to hear it. Can she run the ball or
stop the run? No one cares? This team sucks because
right in the middle of a game where like the
team is just getting towards red. Yeah, not the time,
Yeah yeah, just wait till after the game, like, hey,

(01:09:42):
can she help us on the field?

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Is she gonna be any use whatsoever? Our friends Ben
and Skin they were talking about how Laney Wilson sounds
just like the Hoctua Chick. And the more I thought
about and then I dug into some of the clips
and not wrong. Really yeah, here's okay. So here's the
Hoktua chick.

Speaker 21 (01:10:05):
This is your piece of advice from me that I've
given to Chelsea. She'll tell me about this guy, And
I mean, you just got to give it to her
straight brother. She wants to hear her. Not what is
good for the whole is not always good for the soul.
Is that not the best advice you've ever heard?

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Okay, it's a Hoctua chick. Now here's Leannie Wilson talking
about a time that a fan says it's hoctua.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Leanny Wilson is talking about a time that a fan
spit on her mid concert.

Speaker 22 (01:10:28):
There's been times, I mean even last year, somebody's spit
on me. Like I was somewhere in Wyoming and I
saw like a big old snot bubble like going through
the air and it landed on me, and I wanted.

Speaker 18 (01:10:41):
To lose my cool too.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
All right, Oh now, Hoktua chick.

Speaker 18 (01:10:44):
Everything in my carry on.

Speaker 9 (01:10:46):
She brought a knife, actually it was two knives, and
they got confiscated.

Speaker 10 (01:10:50):
You brought knives to the airport.

Speaker 21 (01:10:51):
You got a little girl going out here somewhere.

Speaker 18 (01:10:54):
She's never been unarmed. You've lost your mit.

Speaker 4 (01:10:56):
You trot weapons into TSA.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
And I was like, you can keep it all right now,
This is Lany Wilson.

Speaker 18 (01:11:04):
I don't care what shape it is, but I want
to be walking with a lamp.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
I don't.

Speaker 18 (01:11:08):
I have to pick my arm up like Lia is listening, Gosh,
get you alone.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
I can hear it. Yeah, everything we hear her in interview,
everything is like I mean, I think she puts it
on a little heavy. I think she definitely Uhlan talked
to a chick. Whatever her and Haley she's from. I
mean like she's like backwoods, right, Like I think that
is like legit. But I think like a lot of

(01:11:40):
the country artists, I think they put it on a
little heavy. Yeah, you're a more country person.

Speaker 9 (01:11:45):
I agree.

Speaker 8 (01:11:46):
I've always felt that way about Lane Wilson, that she's
putting it on a little bit. Well, no, I'm just
saying I just felt that way to me because her
her songs don't have as much of an accent as
when she's talking.

Speaker 9 (01:11:57):
I guess, which is why I feel that way. You
can never she's from Louisiana.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Yeah, I'm not saying that she doesn't have a legit.
So the next a little much hot chick.

Speaker 18 (01:12:08):
I worked in a spring factory. I'm not a school teacher.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
That was my next question.

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
So you were a teacher or a bartender. So I've
heard rumors that your dad is a preacher.

Speaker 18 (01:12:16):
My father's so far from Appreacier it's crazy, Like, no,
it's true at all.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
And then here's Landy Wilson telling a story about how
she was once told h that she was no good
by a radio DJ.

Speaker 18 (01:12:28):
We went to this one radio station. Then we go
up to his room.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Right there, the one because by the way, that was
the first clip that I heard, and so I started, yeah, yeah,
oh my god, it sounds exactly like her.

Speaker 19 (01:12:39):
We went to this one radio station. Then we go
up to his room and uh and he said you
should have just left. You get to her in the car.
I don't want you to play for me. And I'm like,
I'm gonna fight this man. At some point, we're gonna fight.
We're gonna wide up. He said, I want to hear
what it sounds like through my computer speakers. And I said, okay,
fair enough.

Speaker 18 (01:12:55):
This is my first thing. It was called dirty Looks.
He said, Laney, you're just not good. I knew you
would be shocked.

Speaker 19 (01:13:02):
And he said, I hope you don't get real upset
when you leave here and start crying and stuff.

Speaker 18 (01:13:06):
That's what he told me.

Speaker 19 (01:13:07):
And then I leaned across his desk and I said,
so and so, out of the ten years I've been
in Nashville, you're telling me that, if anything, it just
makes me want that much worse that much.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
They found that. They found that guy. He was like
son nobody udio person. Uh, do you know what country song?

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
I do?

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Like right now? What's that is the Dasha? Yes Austin song?

Speaker 9 (01:13:28):
Yes, banger Dasha is the artist and Austin is the song.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Yeah, Austin like the Yeah you probably heard it so good?
Did you brute stop working? Did your truck break down?

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
I don't know banger country? It's a bob dude, Dasha
spout like you would think, d A s h a Dasha?

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
All right? Good?

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Where did you hear this? It's all over in the streets.
It's yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:14:01):
We had a plane move out of this town.

Speaker 20 (01:14:05):
Baby sooth soon.

Speaker 19 (01:14:07):
So we talked about lady, packed the car, bring your
guitar and jabo smoke and staying.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
So is this like a new new song? Yeah, decently, No, Yeah,
let's sake, wait for the hook, the hook the moor.
This year's not go around the back into cans and
I'll be damned your bags for another packed?

Speaker 14 (01:14:34):
Did you stuff work into your truck break? Didn't you?

Speaker 20 (01:14:39):
Pound?

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Surprised me about menace me too? Well, it's very.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
Crossover this song.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
It's not like I'm sure you lost it didn't meet saga,
but it just showed me what cous it was. It
is not not chocked about, not talked about Sammy, shocked
about menace.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
Sounds like a pops try to.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Be a tough guy every you will day, Like I don't.
I listened to all types of music.

Speaker 6 (01:15:03):
Yeah we got that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
I don't need to be like look on his face. Yeah,
is that the insinuation?

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Yeah, it is like a man. No, man, you can't
listen to a song like that. No, no, that's not
at all. Why would this surpriseation completely genre whise, what's
completely out of character? That's not a song I would
in a million years, I would say, oh that's a song.
The medic is in two and it's get anybody out
of the room.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
Yeah, but it's not like a manly thing like Rihanna.
You like you know, you like other pop hits?

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Yeah, yo, some dog how you live? And so yeah
my boots and my trip, but like, b did your
boots stop working? Did your truck break down? Yeah? Boy,
can't be a manly stud all I know. I gotta
like relax once in a while.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Even God takes a day off.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
I don't know why you were implying. Yeah, why you
that I can't enjoy something? Yeah? When I shaved my legs,
I'm banging this song? Can you dial down the tests?
I was thinking for a second, was this like featured
in someone, you know, one of the housewives show? Where
where would this have come? Just the ether man? It's

(01:16:19):
around everywhere?

Speaker 9 (01:16:20):
Yeah, I missed a steam for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
From what I heard, I liked it. Yeah, it was okay, good,
all right? Eight seven seven forty four Wooding. Hey, welcome back,
it's they show, all right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, how

(01:16:47):
about a diarrhea of topics? Let's direct? Do you guys
like the way that we did the last time? I
don't remember. We had a couple of questions. Well, we
had a couple of questions here in the studio, and
then we all opened up the phones. The people had
some they wanted to, you know, a question or whatever.
They wanted to throw in the ring for diarrhea of topics,
and anybody can respond, whether it's us or people listening,

(01:17:09):
you can respond to any of the questions.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Yeah, that was all right?

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Yeah you like that?

Speaker 14 (01:17:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Sure, oh yeah, you like I'd more than like I
have a question. Yeah, has anybody eating at the restaurant Zippies?
I was familiar. I would like to visit a Zippies.
Is it good or is it fire or not? Okay, yeah,
while you go and let us know. Yeah, check it out.
What are they known for? It's a Hawaiian based food chain,

(01:17:38):
so like it would have like you know, your typical
Hawaiian like and yeah, and mac and cheese and maybe
some spam and other things like that. All right, okay,
don't watch. Somebody in the room had a question, what
have you never eaten? Yeah? That was my question because
I was a specific food though.

Speaker 7 (01:17:56):
Yeah, I was as surprised as if my parents told
me I was adopt did when Woody said, you just
recently tried a sower patch kid.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Yeah, I thought, because I'm not.

Speaker 14 (01:18:07):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
First of all, I'm not a fan of like, I'm
not a big eater of. If I'm gonna have something
like that, it's gonna be like chocolate, right like those
I did? Fine, and by the way, proven right once again.
The little gummy cola bottles that I was told you
can only be found and then one of those spell
what I got? I said, right, down here the corner
by the radio station, walked in there, walked out with

(01:18:29):
two bags, gave one the Gina kept one for myself. Humiliating,
but that's pretty much it. But yeah, I've never had
a sour patch kid until this last summer. This crazy wow,
most recent summer. Yeah, did you have warheads as a kid.
I did have a war Yeah, I've had a What
about atomic fireballs?

Speaker 21 (01:18:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
I don't like those were good because they're so hot
at first, and then you get to the then you
get to the nice, uh mellow sweet part.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Do you guys remember the Boston Baked beans. Yes, someone
with tripophobia with not like those. They're like really bumpy,
those little candy good.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
Yeah, you're weird. Do you know what they have downstairs?
I'll grab some for you. Is doctor pepper jelly beans?
Just like you're so good? Yeah, I've had those. I've
never eaten wild boar. Oh really, I know a lot
of people have. I can get you some, no problem,
no idea. What that's like.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
I've never had veal and I don't plan on it.

Speaker 8 (01:19:21):
Same it makes me I won't eat it. Everyone says
it's delicious, but the same makes me sad.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Is that the baby calthin.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
Yeah, keep them in there, y sound.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Like chicks, Yeah, rightly.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
So have you guys ever had papaya or guava?

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
I never had either of those.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
I've had what paya? I don't think, I like a
trillion times.

Speaker 9 (01:19:40):
It's really good.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Never it's got to go on a cruise. You can
get it all day. If you want to throw a
question into the mix for diarrhea of topics, or you
want to answer any of the questions that we're throwing
out through, you can give us a call. Eight seven
seven forty four, Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four woody.
Somebody have a text said they've never eaten a plump
what it's just a one last night. Another one says,

(01:20:02):
I've never eaten anything from the water, So I guess
you were missing out fish seafood. It depends. I mean,
I've I've started eating more seafood as an adult as well.
Through my early in my adult life, it was only
shrimp and it had to be cooked like not not
me like cot right, not shrimp cocktail. But then I

(01:20:23):
started eating like a white flaky fish and you know stuff.
I still can't do salmon. I think Salmon's gross. God,
I hate salmon.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
A lot of people who are who are not fish
people don't like salmon.

Speaker 13 (01:20:35):
Fish.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Yeah, I won't do oysters. No muscles. What's that muscles
in a soup? B Sam, you got a question you
want to throw out there?

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
Yeah, my question is.

Speaker 9 (01:20:50):
What's bringing down your neighborhood?

Speaker 8 (01:20:52):
Because there is a house in my neighborhood and I
just can't even believe that this happened.

Speaker 18 (01:20:57):
But they painted They're entire your house black.

Speaker 8 (01:21:02):
Oh, the door is black, the garage door is black,
like everything is black.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Did Bart move in?

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
That's exactly I was thinking, because I was thinking who
would do this?

Speaker 9 (01:21:12):
And I thought, well, Bort probably would.

Speaker 15 (01:21:16):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (01:21:16):
But all the other houses around.

Speaker 8 (01:21:18):
Are light yellows, light blues, very just nice colors.

Speaker 9 (01:21:24):
And then there's a black house at the end of
the streets.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
Their air conditioning bill is going to be insane.

Speaker 9 (01:21:28):
Yeah, they recently did it.

Speaker 8 (01:21:30):
I watched them painting it. It was a different color
and they just said, we need it all black.

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
I've seen this before in like a neighborhood that looks
like it has an ha where every single house looks
exactly the same. But there's one house that is all black,
and they go, how is this even possible?

Speaker 10 (01:21:47):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:21:47):
I think it can look good at certain times, but
not if the doors, the trim and everything everything.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
It has to be a certain style of home. Yes,
and talk about being just super filthy all the time
because all the dirt and dust everything. It's the air.
If you have a black car, you understand. But yeah,
that's it's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
It's so weird. I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
I would say, there's a there's a house, uh not
far from from I pass it every day I'm driving
to my house. It's in our neighborhood where uh these
people and I feel bad for them, but at this point,
it's really kind of messing up the neighborhood because it
just looks so bad. It's been going on for almost
two years. They started a project, an outdoor project, and

(01:22:28):
the company I guess is taking forever or there's some
kind of dispute dispute because they have their trailer that's
parked right out in front of their house of this
company that's supposed to be doing this work. All their
construction garbage kind of piled up just to the left
of the driveway. So as anybody who passes their house.
The whole front yard is torn out. It's just all dirt,

(01:22:50):
you know, and there's a port of john sitting there.
Oh god. And it's been this way for two years years.
And I know the guy who lives there. I mean,
we're not friends. I was to reached out and said, ay,
moment that was going on, but like, I'm friendly with
the guy, just having't you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
Know, you definitely have an h A, right, Yeah, how
are they allowing this?

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
I have no idea, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
I have family members that live in a neighborhood that
has a h A. And there was like some house
that burned down in in the neighborhood and it's like
one of the first houses you see right when you
pull in. It took like two and a half years
for them to fix it. So every time you drove
in this community, yeah wow, damn just kind of fenced off. Yeah,

(01:23:33):
it's it was nuts. I'm like, and it was candles,
I did it?

Speaker 13 (01:23:38):
Oh No.

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
Text over to two to ninety seven. This person says
they've never had olives. I know, olives creep people. You're
not missing or hate them. I'm with you, hate green Bla.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
Everyone's like, what about green what nopet them all?

Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
My wife loves alive, can stay me a long time
to like it is this weird? I only have olives
on pizza, so like, I'll eat olives and pepperoni pizza
all day.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
But that's it. See, I will pick every piece of
olive pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
No, if it was there, yep, yeah, you can taste it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
You can even like a little tiny speck of it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
Yes, I wish it wasn't like that, but yeah, no,
no good, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
Yeah, horrible?

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
All right? Eight seven seven forty four, Woody. If you
have a question for our diarrhea of topics, as you know,
I mean it could be questions about anything, you can
just throw in the mix eight seven seven forty four Woody,
or if you like to, uh, just submit it through
the text. You can do that over to to nine
eight seven. I've got a text here from south of

(01:24:38):
New Orleans.

Speaker 4 (01:24:39):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Isn't that the golf?

Speaker 10 (01:24:41):
Say the water?

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
And I don't eat any seafood going back to that? Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
How is that possible? I know, especially when you live there.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Yeah, yeah, here, do you want a recommendation for zippy?

Speaker 4 (01:24:52):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
Please? All right, let's go to uh Sharonhi, good morning, Sharon.

Speaker 10 (01:24:56):
How are you my fine?

Speaker 21 (01:24:58):
Thank you?

Speaker 10 (01:24:59):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
Fantastic zippies? Yeah, never been.

Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
Yeah, Zippies is not around here. It's only in Hawaii
and one in Vegas.

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
Okay, I recommend it. I'm willing to travel. I've just
heard a lot about it. I want to try it.
What's your Oh yeah, so sharing what's your what's your
go to?

Speaker 13 (01:25:18):
What's my go to?

Speaker 9 (01:25:19):
Okay?

Speaker 13 (01:25:19):
It's the traditional Hawaii style sim in.

Speaker 8 (01:25:23):
That's their noodles.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
It's like a it's like a zip men they call it. Sometimes.

Speaker 18 (01:25:28):
They got all kinds of stuff with the noodles and
it's kind of like a raw men.

Speaker 4 (01:25:33):
But it's a little bit different. Okay, that's really that's
really one of them.

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
Okay. Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
It's got a lot of good meals. They've got a
lot of good things there that you could you could try,
even the Spaci. Can you believe it?

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
You got a place like there was there was one
of my favorite Chinese restaurants ever. And there was just
like a toad. I was in the Chinatown area of
San Francisco, and I love it. But remember that Green Garden, Yeah, yeah,
and the best Chinese food and then one thing on
the minute cheeseburger. Yeah the hell.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
No, never, I'd be curious.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
No, the food was so good, that's what whatever that
Chinese foods. So it's like jolly b they got speaking.

Speaker 18 (01:26:17):
Yeah, they do go And.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Menace, by the way, is willing to travel. He's been
known to drive hundreds of miles. Yeah, just to grab
launch some fast food restaurant. I respect it. Here for it,
all right, eight seven seven forty four. What he will
take a break, will come back with some more of
the questions. Diarrhea of Topics continues hanging out. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, because you turn that down just a little bit.

Speaker 23 (01:26:42):
But I was told that I could listen to the radio.
It readsonable volume. But I don't see why I should
have to turn down the radio. All right, Okay, into
an assisting and reads.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
The show a right, welcome back Diarrhea of Topics for you.
This morning, somebody said they've never eaten a hot dog
and they never will. What I think people get ruined by,
you know when people say pig lips and buttholes.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Yeah, I mean, may be true, but it's delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Yeah, nothing's wrong with it. Here's a good question. There's
if you could be the best in the world at
one thing, what would it be. That's a great question.
I already have my answer. Yeap, world's greatest investor.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
That's a smart one.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
Yeah, that's good because I was watching that documentary about
Warren buff Dum thinking like, what a genius. Yeah, you know,
just the way that he built and kind of put
everything together. And so think about it. We'll go around
the room here in a second. I want to go
to that home one of the Uh, what's that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
I've never heard anyone say that. That's so smart, you know,
like I'd like to be the best, you know, baseball player, whatever,
you never think about investor?

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
Yeah, because then you could do whatever you want. Exactly
true what he hit us up with the text over
to two to ninety seven Grace contribution to the Diary
of Topics. What's the food you've never had? Had? Yeah?
What's the food that you've never had?

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
The same?

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Hi to Kevin, Kevin, how you doing, man?

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
Well, I have a kidney stone in my bladder and
got another one of my kidneys, So that's.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
A great How you doing, Yeah, Kevin, Diary of Topics?
What is the food that you've never had.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
So it's a food and my dad I loved, but
I never had oysters missing out.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
I don't blame you. There's a lot of people that right,
it's I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:28:26):
Know, look at it, but it's just I don't know
what's it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
Yeah, it looks like a combination like booger slash load
way right, all right, Kevin, good look about stone Man.

Speaker 4 (01:28:36):
Yeah, I'll get it done.

Speaker 14 (01:28:37):
Stone all right, how you doing. I've got a stone Well,
I got kidney sucks, That's what I said.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
I've never had the mcrib's a lot of people who have.
It's coming back again. Yeah, my first one recently, what mcgrid. Yeah,
was it on the show that like that's that's not
a fair representation. No way, I liked it. Yeah, look
it's Is it the best barbecue you've ever had? You
can't even consider a barbecue? No, No, absolutely not. But yeah,

(01:29:12):
all right, So if you could be the best of
the world, I'll go around the room. If you could
be the best in the world and any one thing,
what would it be.

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
I don't know if who's familiar with this word, but
I know it's called a polyglot. I wish I was
the best. I wish I could speak every language in world.
He's smart.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Medis and I are looking at each other like what
I was the best.

Speaker 3 (01:29:33):
At speaking every single language?

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Well, that's what I was going to say.

Speaker 9 (01:29:37):
So now I feel like I have to change my Yes,
I'm the same. I wish I could speak any language.

Speaker 8 (01:29:43):
Yeah, let's think it'd be super cool because you can
talk to anyone, communicate with anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
I know what that is is going to say whatever,
give a I five minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Well they're already doing it.

Speaker 21 (01:29:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
Yeah, there's a there's a thing where you can just
hold your phone there and like, so you're having a conversation.
Let's say I'm speaking English, you're speaking Spanish, but we
do not speak each other's language, right, So I can
have my phone almost like I'm holding like an interview microphone.
I can hold it, set it to Spanish and English.
It'll detect and then it'll just start spitting back because
if I say something, it says whatever I just said
in Spanish to you. Whatever you say in response in

(01:30:13):
Spanish will then say it to me in English. And
you don't have to say or enter anything. It justa's
back and very and then They're not gonna get rich
with that, Sammy. But about getting rich you also everybody
has you know, Raybam metas if they both were wearing them.
You can do the same thing too. You even have
to hold up your phone.

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
Yeah what, all right, I've always wanted to do that,
so I can't believe that robots are ruining my dream.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
Yeah all right, Greg Gory, what it would be for you?

Speaker 7 (01:30:41):
The first thing that came to mind was the World's
Best Chef, because they're kind of the new rock stars.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
They have been for a while.

Speaker 7 (01:30:48):
And then you can create industries around it, have a
whole entire you know, line of restaurants and yeah, if
you could just do something that they make look so easy,
but you know it's not really respect that men as.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
What would it be for you? I probably for childhood
dream would probably be skateboarder. But then I would say
probably soccer player because soccer players.

Speaker 5 (01:31:09):
Have yacht money. Yeah yeah, true, yeah, like out of
all the professional you have to play soccer. Yeah, I
played soccer for I enjoyed it. Actually running I'll be
like the best retired player of all time because if
I'm a really good investor, I can make money just

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sitting on my count.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
But see, the only thing is you mentioned Warren Buffett,
and yes he's absolute genius and the best investor ever,
but he doesn't really like enjoy it, Like I'd rather
be a Bezos where he's like actually going out and
doing whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
But that's what I'm saying. It doesn't mean I have
to assume his person I'm just using him as an example.
Somebody who is super brilliant makes it. But yes, somebody
who like will do something with it, is not paying.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
Like.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
The one thing in that documentary about Warren Buffett is
that he goes to McDonald's every morning. I know he
enjoy that. He gets yeah, and he's got three different
options for breakfast, and it's depending what the market has
done so far that morning, and he pays for it
in cash with exact change. The guy's worth billions. I
know that's super Warren. Yeah, do whatever we want warrant.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
Yeah, I changed my answer. I want to be the
best ballerina, because then would I look like a ballerina?
Would I have a ballerina bar?

Speaker 21 (01:32:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
Okay, dood enough. I don't know. I've seen elephants and cartoons.

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
Do but yeah, that's true.

Speaker 8 (01:32:29):
I do have another one as well, in the interest
of not having the same one, as you know, was detective.
I think it would be so cool to be like,
we've got a case we can't solve, Paul Sammy.

Speaker 9 (01:32:38):
She'll figure it out, and I'll be like on the
case and figure it out like so fast. You're like, oh,
I see all the pieces of this puzzle.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
That's a good one. Yeah, that'd be quite a departure.
This is this is a whish though. She got ovaries
wrong on that question. You can't even figure out where
the eggs come from.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
Yeah, but she'll what do you mean or are we
not living in our like face?

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
So yeah, I know, yeah, they're not allowed to have
your dreams. Yeah, so I said they're fifty and they've
never tried frosted flakes? What really have you been? I
think you're doing. That's what I want to America. I
know I can taste it, frosted flakes. I got that taste, Chrispy.
What the is the introduction to this pile of doug

(01:33:24):
it's the show, all right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it
is October fifteenth, twenty twenty four. It's a national Cheese
curd Day. Delicious. Oh yeah, I've only had and I
love you. You're all squeaky. Yeah, I'll think there's anytime.
It's that National Lemon bar Day. Also, I want it

(01:33:45):
National mushroom Day. No, oh, Greg, it's a pharmacy technician day. Oh,
he'll counter day. Rats. Yeah, it's also National grouch Day,
Nationalistician Day. It's oh, it's a National Latino AIDS Awareness Day. Damn,
I didn't get cards this year, as well as International

(01:34:07):
Day of Rural Women. So I'm what full Bush?

Speaker 4 (01:34:10):
What that was like?

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
Full Bush chicks? Right, washing your clothes in the creek?

Speaker 5 (01:34:15):
No, do you know what's really big on TikTok is
Appalachian women? Yeah, yeah, like about living in Appalachia and.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
Stuff like home studying or just women that live there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
This lived there and like what their lifestyle is like
speaking of hot and I got the birthday's port of
birthday coming up in a second. But the menace. Yes,
you are a big Kanye West fan, so I was thinking,
maybe you can explain to me, uh huh, he wants
to have sex with his wife's mom his wife watches?
Is that true? Do I have that correct?

Speaker 5 (01:34:44):
I haven't to be honest, I have not followed Kanye
West at all. You say that I'm a big fan.
I just like he's just got.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
You've been well established over the years. Yeah, you're not wrong.
You don't wear Yeah, yeah, I stucked out a while Echo,
but I thought you could kind of crap I do.
And this type of news you're usually might.

Speaker 5 (01:35:05):
Go to the recent thing that I saw with him
and his wife, that he was gonna get a divorce
and then he was going to move to Japan. Nice
the most recent thing that I saw about him and
his wife.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
I actually have a little info on this situation. I
think right before they.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
Got married, he told her that why his current wife.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
Censory sure that he wants to have sex with her mother,
who was like visiting from Australia, and he's going to
find out and he would very much like Bianca to watch.

Speaker 8 (01:35:37):
Allegedly recently asked the mom about this, and she's not
commenting on it at all.

Speaker 9 (01:35:43):
She doesn't want to get involved.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
Okay, all right. Interesting. Another hot news a group of
Chippendale's dancers from Las Vegas. They're attempting to unionize. Good
for them, making it the first all male review to
start a labor action. So a super majority of this
I'm voted to move to formalize their agreement with the
Actors Equity Association, and they even filed paperwork to hold

(01:36:07):
a union election within the next month. And what they're
looking for is health benefits, higher wages, compensation for image
and likeness because they're all over posters and T shirts
and magnets and they don't get anything for that. No,
because they get ticket sales and they get a salary.
Well they yeah, they get a salary. But I don't
think like the Chippendales. I think that's just like one

(01:36:28):
drops out that has plug another one. I know, right
the same way, because I think there's a lot of
NFL cheerleaders from what I understand, who they have to
go out and do all these appearances and they don't
get paid for them. They get paid whatever it is
to be a cheerleader for the team, which is very low,
super low. But then they're expected to go out there

(01:36:48):
on all the calendars. They don't get to cut the
calendars or.

Speaker 9 (01:36:51):
They recently changed that.

Speaker 8 (01:36:53):
But at the end of the day, yeah, because they
also voted on all this stuff, I think the Raiders
cheerleaders really paved the way to get that done. But
they were going to appearances. Their practices didn't count everything
that they had to do for game day.

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
Didn't care all that stuff they were forced to do.

Speaker 4 (01:37:09):
Get well.

Speaker 6 (01:37:09):
But they're getting paid less than minimum weight and don't
do it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Yeah, I mean, I guess they can maybe use it
for something. But you can't book your own stuff though, right,
I mean, I don't know. I had a personal trainer
once who was a Raiders cheerleader. Oh yeah at the time,
and uh yeah, she did not seem to think it
was all that great. Why she was still doing personal
training and stuff. Well, it gives you access to millionaires.

(01:37:33):
Also pretty hot, So you got you remember with Boogie Nights,
right of course? Yeah you know, Greg, does you know?

Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
I know it?

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
Mark Wahlberg's penis was a fake, right obviously. But Heather
Graham went against her family's religious beliefs when she started
as roller Girl in that movie. They had asked her
not to do anything with sexual content, but how they said,
she turned down a few roles because of that and
ended up seeing other people go and do it and
have really good careers. Quote, I just said, screw it,

(01:38:02):
I want to do this. She loved the script, and
so she did it. She says it was terrifying being
nude because she focused on all of her flaws. Quote.
I remember just sitting in my trailer and being like,
oh my god, I'm so scared. What flaws? You just
need to try to get out of your own head. Yeah,
that's like back with laws, like I saw it, Like
I didn't see ma any flaws. If the parents are
against nudity, show them the paycheck. Yeah, right, But it's

(01:38:25):
got to be so weird, like because you know, like
the parents are going around talking about, oh, hey, so
Heather's doing some movies. Oh, Heather's got a new movie
coming out. It's called Bookie Nights. And all the neighbors,
all the friends go to see it and they're like, wow,
I just saw your daughter naked. Nice.

Speaker 6 (01:38:40):
Why not having such a hard time finding a photo
of Mark Wahlberg's penis in Bookie Nights?

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
Really, that's weird.

Speaker 6 (01:38:46):
Yeah, he searches off.

Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
Come on minutes though, show him how to really search
for medicine. Yeah. Some forty one singer Derek Whibley, he
has this new memoir it's called Walking Disaster. He said
he once had a pretty wild fling with Paris Hilton
that consisted of steamy makeout sessions and getting high off

(01:39:10):
of cocaine. Oh shocking making out. Yeah. Derek said that
their relationship quote unquote started a club in LA in
two thousand and three. They did shots and they made
out the club, and then he went to her house
and she pulled out a bit of coke quote unquote.
He said he did one line and could immediately tell
it was the purest, most amazing blow he had ever

(01:39:31):
done in his life. Tell me more about it. And
his fling with Paris lasted about six months.

Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
Wow, okay, it's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Were you asking about you? You had a question about
making out recently? Yeah, you were just it was kind
of a it was off the air, It wasn't on
the air around the room.

Speaker 3 (01:39:47):
I was just wondering if for adults who you know
in committed relationships or even not, when's the last time
you just made out and didn't have sex. I can't
tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
I can't tell you either question. But I was in
a does yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
To think I was on a flight and it was
so awkward. Just recently, the couple next to me were
making out the entire flight. It was so weird, awkward,
full on there was.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
They seemed like they were in their late twenties. What
was the destination? The destination it was from Dallas to
last to La Okay, yeah, it was like is it
a honeymoon? But maybe maybe they were go off to
somewhere after it was a honeymoon. Yeah, poll on makeout
session the entire time. I will give somebody a break.
If there's a bunch of PDA and it's like they

(01:40:36):
just got married to their.

Speaker 10 (01:40:37):
Honeymoon, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
No, they don't seem like they just got married. Okay,
well it's outside of that. There's no excuse. Very odd,
even for Greg. It's weird. Oh it's totally weird. I
don't take that on a plane. I just didn't look
that way.

Speaker 3 (01:40:49):
But it was maybe they just went to BUCkies and
they were all horned up.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
Yeah, maybe that's probably it. Did you see all that
at least.

Speaker 6 (01:40:56):
Across the aisle from you, not like directly next to.

Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
You, directly next to me. Yes, we almost had a threesome.
I would not do it on a plane.

Speaker 6 (01:41:05):
What is a person literally next to my shoulders?

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
He'll do it at events. Yeah, or Greg's party when
Greg had his party at his house and he brought
that hot blonde lawyer chick.

Speaker 6 (01:41:17):
Uh not lawyer, but yeah, I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
I thought she was a lawyer. No, she worked at
profess stuff. She told us she was a lawyer.

Speaker 6 (01:41:25):
Good for her. I was I making out with him, Greg,
I'm surprised.

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
I don't remember.

Speaker 10 (01:41:30):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
I walked into a door that night. Greg was so drunk,
like sitting down and making out for two and a
half hours.

Speaker 6 (01:41:38):
You exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
Yeah, there's a lot of like hanging on each other
that you guys have been around sea beasts when he's
had like to shoulder.

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
I got to see this. I can't picture it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
Yeah, that's because it's made up. It's been so long.
I don't okay, Uh, Greg, I'm surprised that you and
Mario would make out in public. No, no, no, she
didn't say that's really public.

Speaker 3 (01:41:57):
Just down in general make out there with no sex.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
I would say that. I can't remember the last time
made out during sex. Your mouth is typically busy, right
straight to the point, use it to kiss. I don't
recall a time. Take the that led to sex out
of the question. I don't recall the last time I
quote made out right wow me neither, I couldn't tell you, Wow,

(01:42:24):
where's the love?

Speaker 3 (01:42:25):
Seriously? Okay, when's last time? Maybe not a full on
like sustain makeup, but like kissed with tongue like quick.

Speaker 2 (01:42:31):
Well, couldn't tell you quite often making out to me
implies like it lasts for a while. Yeah that's my yeah,
like in years and this is this has become our thing.
Like my wife and I we try to like the
lightest touching but barely touching to where you almost don't
even feel it. And so we go in like super

(01:42:53):
super like slow and just try to barely touch lips.
And that's that's the whole thing. Why I don't it's
how like a silly, dumb thing.

Speaker 15 (01:43:01):
Okay okay, yeah, yeah sounds so high, but going too fast,
slow down, that's pretty silly. You're gonna make a smash. Yeah, yeah,
that's why it's our thing and not your thing.

Speaker 1 (01:43:12):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
Yeah all right, so time for some birthdays and your
porno birds. That could give me some other stuff, but
we kept it sexy.

Speaker 12 (01:43:20):
You know, aga shows we're gonna it's shiver, We're gonna
sit because it's shiver and.

Speaker 2 (01:43:31):
You know, we don't do what Greg. The first birthday
on my celebrity list is Paige Davis. Oh from uh,
don't tell me, don't tell me, Trading Spaces. Correct. It
was such a big deal. It like HG TV became
a big thing and nice. Yeah you yeah, trading spaces. Yeah,
she's fifty five. You got Dominic West Detective Jimmy McNulty

(01:43:55):
on the wire and he's playing Prince Charles in season
five of the Crown. He's also fifty five. Kick it
up a notch with celebrity chef Emerald Legassi. Love Emerald,
you love it. He's sixty five today. Sarah Duchess of
York Fergie used to be married to uh, Prince Andrew,
and then she spent time as like a pig for

(01:44:16):
he was married to Prince Andrew. Different Fergie, not that Fergie, dude,
not black eyed peace Fergie. Are you serious all right? Anyway?
Sarah Duchess of York is sixty six. Genuine biggest hit
by far Pony Hell yeah, cone right it the Saddles.

(01:44:37):
Wait you know that song?

Speaker 4 (01:44:39):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:44:39):
I know it very well.

Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
Jenny Wine is fifty four, and then Chris de Burgh
Lady in red right his once solea. By the way,
he now claims to have healing hands that can reduce
the pain of people with injuries. Yeah yeah, look him up.
It sounds like you're kind of thing, do you know. Yeah,
maybe that's a Christi Burg who's seventy six. Your porn
of birthday today is Aide Nile and today's birthday sloid. Hey,

(01:45:02):
this is perfect for today's holiday about the International Day
of Rural Women because she is hairier than Bigfoot and
she's showing off that full bush and three hundred and
eleven fine films, including Perfectly Trimmed Bush Volume two. But
she was also in Harry af Volume one, and then

(01:45:23):
she was also in some other non Bush theme movies
like Motel sixty nine. Yeah, there you go. She was
in Oral Angels Volume one, she was in My Husband
Likes to Watch, and who can forget her unforgettable role
in the tightest vagina in porn versus a Monster. Oh,
I wonder what that's about. Quite a showdown.

Speaker 6 (01:45:43):
Oh, I can't wait to see that as.

Speaker 2 (01:45:45):
A Jade Nile who's thirty two years old today, and
now Chapporno Birthday, your celebrity birthday is in that is
a Tuesday Morning look of what is happening in the
world of entertainment here with The Woody Show. We're gonna
take a quick break. More Woody Shows next, Hang on
more next.

Speaker 4 (01:46:00):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
Favuila wouldn't approve The Woody Show. All right, Well, it's
time to wrap up and get the hell out of here, everybody.
Let's go Tuesday Morning in the Books. Full show podcast
right there if you go to the Woodieshow dot com. Today,
Greg Fitzsimmons was our guest. He's got a new special

(01:46:23):
that you can check out. Plus he's touring and playing
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nice guy. He's great and yeah, a lot of fun
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We announced the lineup for Alter Ego twenty twenty five,
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(01:46:44):
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(01:47:04):
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(01:47:29):
on ABC. A Golden Bachelorette here on the Woodies Show
tomorrow Wednesday morning. That's all I got. Greg Gory parting
words of wisdom please. Yeah, whoever stirs the pot should
be forced to lick the spoon.

Speaker 10 (01:47:44):
Love that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:45):
That's a that's a good twist on we lie in
the bed that we make that's right. Oh yes, it's
another way.

Speaker 4 (01:47:52):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:52):
You know what, It's time, it's time to change it up.
It's time the freshmen up one more time. Whoever stirs
the pot should be forced to lick the spoon, or
is the pot should be forced to look I like that.
I'm right, okay, I'm down a store. I'm uh. It
depends on what we're making. Yeah, yeah, all right. Thank
you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much for
give me the show some of your valuable time this morning.

(01:48:14):
You know we love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. We will catch
it back here on Wednesday. Have a great day. S
M D double M. I quit this bitch.