The Woody Show October 17th 2024 Podcast

Redneck News, Judge My Baby, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Program, listener discretion is advised. The Woody Show, Allen, this
is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody. Well we met it to Thursday.
That's good news. It is a pre Friday. It's Thursday morning,
October seventeenth, twenty twenty four. And a hello and a
good morning, and welcome to you. My name is Woody.
I am the host of the show. Oh that is
Greg Gory.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Hello, and good morning with He is one sexy beast.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I mean, just look at those eyes. Greg, you'reself symmetrical.
You know, my nose is so not symmetrically your nose.
I even consider getting a nose job recently.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Did you really recently?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
You know who else is considering a nose job is Morgan?

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Yeah, she wants to make hers what smaller?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
But then she also wants to UFC fight, well not us.
She wants to do m M A that first to
destroy it. Yeah, well, getting the nose broken, we'll get
right out of the way and that and then once
she gets in the fight and they break it.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Then they can reset it.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
What's the what's the doctor that does what do they
call those?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Rno plastic?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Thank you, my buddy Dan, he's got the wife who
only has sex for making babies and who yeah, refuses
to let him read maxim or refuses also to trimmer bush.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Oh boy, yeah, I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
And no, no blowjobs?

Speaker 7 (02:01):
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Where are they just buddies?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, but here's the thing. I'm not married to her,
so I find her very enjoyable. She's very funny.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Oh nice.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah yeah, And whatever it is, it works for them anyway.
Their daughter graduated high school and just went off to college,
and her high school graduation gift was a nose job.

Speaker 8 (02:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Wow, that happens with a lot of girl Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, because I've heard about the girls graduating high school
getting boob jobs and stuff. I can't imagine being a
father paying yeah for my just graduated high school daughter's
boob job to go off to college, because.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
That is explicitly sexual. Like, yes, I would, and I
will agree. Those jobs can easily up you by a
point in the pretty you see a girl something he's.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Like, oh, transforms you.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
So there's the before and after.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Oh okay, looks pretty good.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Oh god, wow, that's good. Yeah, It is.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Sort of a dick move to her future kids because
they'll be like, why was my nose so big?

Speaker 7 (02:57):
And so remember that story the Out of China where
that man sued the wife because it's were ugly because
the wife had had so much plastic surgery hot.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
And never told him.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah she didn't know.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
What this brings up is our pact. We all go
on a pack for this Christmas, Greg, everyone of the show.
We all agree to get a procedure. That way, no
one could be shamed, and we just show the results
we get back.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
That sounds awesome, there's yeah, but the no job can
transform you. I know this this girl that's in media
that she got a nose job, and after now she
dates celebrities. Well what about it before that?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
You can also absolutely what about the chick that was
in was a dirty dancing thing?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, Jennifer recognizable.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yeah, and then that she looks she.

Speaker 9 (03:47):
Couldn't get work anymore because no one recognized her.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
And I think something similar has happened with Rene Zellwegger.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
If you look at different, weird, that's true.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
You don't be like fifteen things right, just.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
One we do go with back in a symmetrical.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Look. I'm thinking. I'm thinking, because of the the ravages
of this these hours of this job, would be the
eye black for.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
A plastic I mean, I don't eef. I look into
everything anyway.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
There's Gina grad There's Menace Hi, there's Sea Bass.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
The Sea Bags.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I guess I love that you too, There's Sammy Morning,
We got bored, we got Caroline Morgan's here, Vaughan's here.
Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can hit us up with the text over to
two two nine eight seven coming up for you on
the show this morning. We got some redneck news also
some of the trending news headlines, and we're gonna do
a round up judge my baby. Yeah no, So we

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give us those pictures on Instagram. Yeah, they need plus
baby on a baby. Can you imagine?

Speaker 6 (04:47):
Sure it's been done, baby.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I'm sure. Thanks for all your your feedback. We'll give
you some of that feedback.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
If you want to see the pictures that we're going
to be evaluating, you can find it's pinned right at
the top of our Instagram. Uh. Mom, her name is Jen.
She sent us the photos and she wants to know
is she's showing pictures of an ugly baby to people.
We're gonna give her an honest opinion. That's gonna be
coming up this morning here on the Woody Show. Phones
open eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can hit
us up with a text to two to nine eight seven.

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Start here with some well plastic surgery talk and news
food news nice. So you might have seen Burger King
and Hidden Valley Ranch. They've teamed up you ruining me.
I have to go order some of this and at
select locations they are now offering it just started yesterday
and for a limited time while supplies last, something called

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a big Dip, which is essentially just a giant tub
of ranch that's big enough to dip an entire Burger
ranch twice. So to give me the idea what we're
talking about here, the typical sauce container is like one
ounce and these are eight ounce.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah yeah, but yeah, big and wide so you can
fit the hole. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
You have to go out and order this. You're gonna
get one.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Pre order, yeah, or you can go to one of
the locations the RAM and it's uh in select cities
La Dallas, New York, Chicago, or a.

Speaker 7 (06:06):
Bowl with the ram because they were getting worried that
we weren't fat enough.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Sure, hey, this is more convenient.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeahoo.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
News Mountain Dew they are changing up their logo. They're
going to bring back the spelling out of the forward
Mountain they got. They had shortened it to MTN back
in two thousand and nine because it just seemed, you know,
cool and hit. Yeah right, it's been like that so
over the last fifteen years. The new logo looks more
like the one they used back in the nineties, which

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was based on the one from nineteen sixty nine. Oh yeah,
but I love.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
The old Mountain Dew commercials from back in the day.
It looks like moonshine. Yeah, yeah, you do. Yeah, I
was forgetting how much.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
I love Mountain Dew. It's delicious, It's really good.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Just do me.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
They're not rolling out this new logo, by the way,
until May of next year.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
News a Chance to Get Ready.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Coca Cola has voluntarily recalled a whole lot of minute
made zero sugar lemonade. Oh no, because it was actually
loaded with sugar.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Oh that's why I was delius.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Which reminds me of Greg's story working at the convalescent home.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
Oh yes, I was put in charge. I was I
think twelve or thirteen and put in charge of serving
the desserts. And I gave I had no idea what
diabetes was and that certain people can't have sugar. I
gave the regular dessert to this one guy who was
nuclear diabetic. And I go quote backstage or whatever, back

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to the kitchen where we had a glass door on
that swingy door, a glass mirror on the swingy door.
And one of the people that worked there said, you
gave Henry the non diabetic dessert, right, And I said, oh, yeah,
of course, I sure did whatever, And I just stood
there at the window staring at him eating this dessert.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Please don't time.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
It was like the scariest ten minutes.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Of my life.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Some food news they're bringing back their Thanksgiving pizza this year.
They had it for the first time last year and
it was a big hits and now it's coming back.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Do we ever try that?

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Oh we didn't, but I really want to try it.
It's it's roasted turkey, gravy, cranberries, green beans, sweet potatoes,
crispy onions, and both mozzarella and cheddar cheese on the
Detroit style crust.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
I would happily try that. Yeah, okay, we did. It
was one of those. It was sold out in less
than a minute.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Then, muckety MUCKs say, the idea is to make Thanksgiving
foods more easily accessible and not just regulate them to
one day out of the year. The Thanksgiving pizza and
will be available starting later on this month, exclusively at
Kroger owned grocery stores, and it'll cost you around ten bucks.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Done and good news, guys. I got a hidden Valley
ranch big dip. You got it? Get a large cray
It was only a dollar for this eight ounce of
the ranch.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Oh wow, and shep was only ten dollars.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Oh my god, pretty serious total. Oh I thought you
just got it at the Is it.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Like a keepsake bowler, No, it comes to it's like
it's a it's a branded large thought. He got it,
just like a Burger king specific locations. So if you
happen to be in an area, which we do, happen
to be, dip some cookies up.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
In that, okays Mars Wriglely. They've unveiled the skittles popped
freeze dried skittles, so you look at them, it looks
like it looks like a gumball that kind of exploded.
If you google which them Skittles popped freeze dried skittles.
So each package has sour lemonade, sour blue raspberry, sour strawberry,

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sour watermelon, and sour cherry.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
And you're gonna start.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Seeing them here and there beginning on the twenty first.
Then they're going to be fully available nationwide in early
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 7 (09:46):
You could play a decent joke on people with the
green ones because they have that same vibe as with
sabby peas.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Oh yeah, you know, yeah, try this speed it's all
tart and then like knowing it's sweet.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Yeah, what a good joke.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Here one more piece of news. So apparently the French
fry business is hurting. Lamb Weston, which is the largest
producer of French fries in North America and a major
supplier to McDonald's and other fast food chains across the globe.
They've announced they're going to be closing a production plant
in Washington State, laying off nearly four hundred employees, and

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they say it's because of slowing customer demand and deals
like the McDonald's five dollars meal deal. They're not helping
because people are buying smaller portions of fries.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
No good, yeah, right.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Well not if you're West.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
Portions of ranch.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
True everything in valge, that's true.

Speaker 7 (10:38):
Yeah, well that's how you know, that's how you get
a girl from the Midwest to s ud You.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Put ranch on it is that right? Yeah, I didn't
know that trick.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
That's fun, especially those whole milk girls, you know. Yeah,
they love that ranch. And ranch does make everything better,
it does. You didn't eight seven four Woody. You can
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Insensitivity training for a politically correct World. Thursday Morning. It's
October seventeenth, twenty twenty four, and a good day.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I said, good day, Good day. What about day? I'm Mondy.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
That's Greg Dory. Happy New Hour, Happy New Hour, Happy birthday.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Month, Menace, Happy birthday month to you as well. This
is the only time I'll say it.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
That's the one I let people know that.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
And we're moving on your birthday.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
There's Gina grad Horny, Sammy Seer morning. We got sea
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What's up news desk? Oh yeah, nice, favorite stories. It's
my favorite news desk. It's from Austin, Texas. That's where

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the Woody shows Proud to be heard weekday mornings on
one on one X.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Oh yeah, I love that station.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
And this happened that Marco's Pizza This a hole walks
in showed one of the employees this gun that he
had tucked into his waistband and then handed them a
note that read don't say ish empty the drawer, okay,
And so the guy just put the money in a
bag and handed it to him and oh wait oh.

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Instead of complying, the worker grabs this guy puts him
in a choke hold. What the plan was just to
hold him there until the hopster ride. But he broke
out of the chokehold and tried to fight the employee.
The manager went and grabbed his gun from the office
and was gonna shoot this prick, but the gun jammed,
so he grabbed a knife from the kitchen was able

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to hold him there till the cops got there and
arrested him. He is in jail.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Now. I'm no expert.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
I'm gonna show you this guy's munk shot here. Okay,
I would say that the that the employee got the
best of them. Oh and check out their really sweet
nose ring right right right at the bridge of his
nose between the eyes. Isn't that cool? Yeah, like a
barbell looking piercing. Yeah, it's super cool.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
He doesn't take any guy.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yeah, this guy got his ass whooped makeup. It looks
like he got his ass kicked with a pillowcase of batteries.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
Put it on. Also looks like he fell off his
bike a few times.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
So yeah, he's in jail.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
Now.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
But dude, you think you're just gonna go in there
and you know roll this little pizza place and the
drawer pizza place. Yeah, don't see ish.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
I love it. That rules.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
I mean they could have done even more.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Oh really, you may give you the money you.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
They could have stabbed them, you know.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, too bad. The gun jammed. I know that sucks.
That's the bummer of the story.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
Why would it? Why would a gun jam? Not being
a gun owner?

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Dirty?

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Not clean?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
There's there's a yeah, there's a number of uh, there's
there's a number of reasons. It's why it's it's called
like when you say that, oh there's a car disabled,
and it's called gun maintenance.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
A look into it just to keep it clean. Oh,
I gotta keep it clean.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
And there's there's there's a lot of mechanisms, you know,
right right, like a like mine, like a nine millimeter
smith and west and.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
M P.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
Like So how often do you clean it?

Speaker 3 (14:50):
I usually because I you know, I'm not I'm not
using it all the time, right, I don't go to
the range as much as I would like, but I do.
I do clean it usually before I go to the range.
And I'll yeah, I'll give it a cleaning.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Take it all apart.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yet take it all apart. Yeah, you get it. You
can do the whole thing. Yeah, it's it's a process.
Is you also hear the term the gun went off?
Guns don't just go off, do they?

Speaker 2 (15:12):
No?

Speaker 3 (15:13):
I mean no, but what happened the gun went off?

Speaker 11 (15:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (15:16):
But sometimes yeah, sometimes.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
The uh, there is not as much you know, I'm
trying to trying to think of it, like, yeah, people
people think you got to pull really hard sometimes yeah,
and that's what that's what. That's why they say. You know,
proper gun handling, you keep your finger on the outside.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
You don't put it, keep it on the trigger, like
if you're not intending to shoot, right, Like the way
you carry is you have almost like you're making a
finger gun, but you so you're holding the barrel of
the gun the handle with your you know, the palm
and your three fingers and then that that pointer finger
is straight along the outside of where the trigger is
until you're ready to go.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
The first time I ever shot was when we all
went to that gun range, and it ruined TV and
movies for me, because you know, if somebody's searching for
somebody in the room and they've got their finger on
the trigger. I always thought you wouldn't do that. You
don't put your finger on the trigger unless you're about to.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
If you're searching for somebody, you would, would you though
of course it's like if you're.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Walking, like okay, So when you're at the range, for example,
right like until you're pointing and ready to go, you
keep that finger there, will sit there and tell you
to Yeah, they're monitoring it.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
They don't mess around. The first time you ever shot
a gun, I believe, So I grew up around guns
and then so yeah, like I don't know when I
was a baby, I'll shoot him that.

Speaker 7 (16:40):
I didn't do it till I was an adult, and
I was so scared. I was like, wow, this is
something I have to do because it's it shouldn't be
as scary.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
As far as like jamming and stuff. Cheap gun, yeah,
not no maintenance kind And then also when in doubt
the glock comes out, yeah you can't. Yeah, it would
be nice little decorp All right, So we got some
of the trending news headlines coming up for you, and
we also have the redneck news here for you. So
what do you show if you've got more dogs than teeth,

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that's free, big news. And this one here is from Yazoo, Mississippi.
Never even heard of Yazoo, Mississippi.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
That's where he got this fella.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
His name is James Jackson. He's a cop, or I
guess I should say he was a cop. He was
found passed out in his patrol car with a meth
pipe in his hand, and as they were arresting him,
he also found a bunch of weed in the glove
department as a minnesota of the police cruiser. So they
took him back to the office, you know, the police station.

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They tried to question him, didn't get much from that,
and when they told him that we're gonna be giving
him a sobriety test, he refused.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
So off to jail he went.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
He's been charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and you
I refuse.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
There you go, man, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Defeated.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Yeah, brother, Well you know you're out of the job.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
I blew it worsday ever, No.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
I had this cushy cake and yes, zoo.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yah, Mississippi was demanded.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
James Jackson, former police officer who was found passed out
in his patrol car with a meth pipe in his hand,
and that is.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Today's red nick.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Yeah zoo.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
That'd be fun though to write on, you know, a
letter or something. Yeah zoo, Mississippi.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
We're gonna take a quick break.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
We got some woody show more than coming up next.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
Hang on, if you go out in the hall and
test fire and there's no smell and then you come
in here any far.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Woody show, Well there's one less direction, you guys.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Liam Payne, who's one of the dudes in that boy
band One Direction, died yesterday. I thought it was very shocking.
Thirty one years old. According to the reports, he fell
from a third floor balcony at this hotel in Argentina,
and so far the police don't know if it was
an accident or if it was intentional, but the witnesses
say he had been acting kind of strange in the lobby.

Speaker 6 (19:25):
Wasn't he like freaking out about something?

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yeah that he smashed his laptop. He had to be
helped back to his room. TMZ had posted a photo
where you could see his dead arm on the ground,
but they got a bunch of crap for that and
they took it down. But he was in town to
see his buddy former bandmate Nile Horn, who was performing.
He was also active on social media right up until
his death, but his posts didn't really indicate that he

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was having any issues.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
He said, maybe he was drown Yeah, they said he
was acting kind of erratic at the concert Nile Horn concert.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Liam Payne leaves behind a seven year old son. That sucks.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah, big story.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
There's no way it was on purpose.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
I don't think, uh, I mean.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Whatever, you said that in the height of one direction,
he did have thoughts of suicide.

Speaker 9 (20:11):
Yeah, in drug and alcohol issues.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Who knows. So they're investigating.

Speaker 7 (20:15):
The hotel manager, according to CNN, says the guest was
quote overwhelmed with drugs and alcohol.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Okay, Yeah, that sucks. Old. Nearly two dozen of Lyle
and Eric Menendez relatives. They were in court yesterday urging
the district attorney to re sentence them.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Their sister Kitty.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Said they were failed by the very people who should
have protected them, by their parents, by the system, and
by society at large. You brutally killed your parents. I
understand that it's like that. Not guilty by reason of insanity.
I understand why you.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Did it, but but you did it.

Speaker 7 (20:54):
But it's interesting that the mom who was killed by
them is defending them. I mean the sisters, like, we
get it, we get it, they're my nephews. But you know,
help them.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
By the way, where where were all these people all
these years? Great questions like now exactly Netflix has a
because it's the hot top. Yeah, Netflix has a documentary
movie or whatever about it now documentaries? Uh so the
family press conference George Gascon he's the District Attorney of
Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
He's a giant loser.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Here leads to statement expressing his empathy for all the
victims and said that his office is reviewing the case
and then the next court day that's schedule BEF for
November the twenty sixth.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
He knows what empathy for victims is. Yeah, no, he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
So this is a guy who believes that nobody should
ever be in jail for any reason rights. And again,
the reason he feels that way, and I learned this
about him later is because I guess his parents were
both in jail, and so I guess that, and so
I could see. But still it's like, dude, and he's
talking about all kinds of people like it's better let's
let's rehabilitate these people. Let's not put them in jail

(21:57):
for like heinous crimes. Keep talking about silly stuff.

Speaker 7 (22:00):
Oh, he's changed the fabric of like, oh yes, society.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's gonna lose this this upcoming election.
He's getting his ass kicked by like thirty percent, wow,
by the guy who's running against him.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
What's that guy's name, do you know?

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Nathan Hawkman? Okay, just kicking his ass.

Speaker 6 (22:17):
And as for the Menendez family blaming society, don't dry
us into it. We didn't do it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
And by the way, if you're just basing everything you
think on that Netflix movie, there's a lot of apparently
a lot of stuff in there is very much embellished, fabricated.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Of course, it's a movie.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
I haven't watched that one yet. I was watching the
Menudo one.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's good.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Remember that ten million pound nationwide recall of chicken and
beef that we talked about the other day, Well, the
USDA just expanded that recall by an extra one point
seven million pounds. Officials believe the contaminated meat might have
been delivered to school cafeterias as well, but they're just
not sure. Which ones yet, look for all the dead kids.

(22:59):
I guess right, I'll just puke everywhere.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
That's just another day at the cafeteria.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
And I know it's not Friday, but it's a pre Friday,
it's a Thursday. So why not some early fail stories? Yeah, right,
because dude, this one is too good to wait on
and have a clip here. Let me make sure I
have that ready to go for you. This happened in
New Jersey. You have this woman who saw a bunch
of Israeli flags outside of this business and tore them down.

(23:27):
She's yelling about genocide going on and Gaza, and then
this employee came out informs her, Hey, you're standing outside
of a Greek restaurant and those aren't Israeli flags. They're Greek.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
Yeah, blue and white, blue and white.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Now here's here's some of the audio.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
I'm thinking this now.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
I don't stand for this. Here's genocide.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
I don't support it. This is not okay, this is freaky.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Who's this? This is Greeky?

Speaker 9 (23:59):
What?

Speaker 5 (24:01):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
I thought it Israel?

Speaker 5 (24:03):
My bad?

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah, everyone's so smart. Yeah, I'm just doing this for Instagram.
I don't actually care.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Another early failed story, this one from Germany with this
nice new, state of the art fire station only ten
months old, burned to the ground. Oh no, it caught
on fire. There weren't any smoke detectors.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Oh no. The city spent a.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Ton of money building this thing and decided that they
just weren't going to install the fire alarms, and in fact,
there's apparently no code that requires that there.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
Really.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
The cause hasn't been confirmed, but they say it might
have been a battery charger that overheated. One hundred and
seventy firefighters fought the blaze. It was a near total loss,
damages exceeding twenty two million dollars. Damn. The fire inspector,
extremely upset about this, told the media this is every
firefighter's nightmare. No one wants to have to put out

(24:57):
their own fire Station's not good.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Oh yeah, oh really.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Official statement. That's not good.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Yeah right.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Lots of fans are hoping that the Tampa Bay Rays
will go to the West Coast after Hurricane Milton destroyed
their ballpark. The Ray say they're not going to be
able to open the twenty twenty five season at home
in March like they had planned, because they remember tore
the roof off the place. So while they're working on that,
Oakland just so happens to have an available ballpark. Oh yeah, right,

(25:34):
so we'll see what happens. I guess that's something that's
on the table. Nothing official yet, but pretty wild if
that happened. But a lot of people want them to
move to Nashville. Yeah, but do they have a stadium
they can play in? I guess temporarily? How long is
it gonna take to.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
I'm sure they do. I mean that Oakland Athletics are
going to Sacramento.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah, I mean, look, it's only October. Openers in March.
You got to replace the roof. I think the rest
of the building's fine, right, I know how long because
I think they kind of don't want to be there. Well,
they'll take their time. I'm saying, like, you know, you
got to repair the roof, So repair it or you
know what's Florida, dude, take it off.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah, just remove the roof for this season, Yeah, deal
with it and then uh, and then you can build
it in the off season.

Speaker 6 (26:22):
Go topless.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Ye, go top But I think they need it for
the humidity.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Whatever, it's baseball, it's supposed to be hot. Yeah, I
played little league, I know, yeah, you know, I know
what that's like. I was an athlete.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Yeah, did you almost go pro.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
The Babe Ruth League? You know, little league to Babe Ruth,
you know, and then pretty much it was cool. Yeah,
I got a different patch for that one. It's pretty rad.
Should be impressed.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
This is good news.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
The Federal Trade Commission, they're making it easier to cancel subscriptions.
And this has been talked about a lot like. This
is called the Time is Money Rule, and it requires
companies to make canceling a subscription or a membership online
just as easy and quick as it was to sign up.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
For whatever it is lookouts exactly, or the people that
have these apps, and you sign up for these different
apps and then you use it once you forget about it.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
Well, that's what's great. Dinged on it about the iPhone.
They kind of make it easy to subscribed. They have
a section for it.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
But people forget about these things and then that's what
they do. But you can make it, you know, you
can make it easy to to unsubscribe to that kind
of stuff. You're right, But those gyms you have these
other things, Yeah, that was like a big thing.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Because they wanted to you out of it.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Well, because even you know during COVID, like the gyms
weren't even open and people wanted to cancel, They're like, well,
you have to go to the location to cancel. Yeah
it's closed. Can't do that. So anyway, uh can't. Options
they got to be offered on the same website include
the same number of steps that you would use to
sign up. They say, quote, if a business is dependent

(28:08):
on tricking or trapping people into subscriptions, that's not a
good business model, and that's not one that we stand for. Yay,
common sense and good news. Bad news for this guy
in Missouri. The bad news first, he got called into
work on his day off. Good news. He stopped for
gas on his way into work, and he bought a
lottery ticket and he won a million bucks. He thought

(28:30):
he was seeing things, so he called his wife to
confirm that it was real. He said, Uh, he's not
sure what he plans to do with the money yet,
but I'm pretty sure he jerked off when he got home.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
You know, I mean, wouldn't you.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
After I was done crying and laughing and.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Just use the tears?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (28:49):
My God of joy, dude, rip. So you went to
work and he got a million bucks. That's that's not
a bad day's work.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
I had an Uber driver the other day and he
was telling me the story. He's like, man, I've been
driving for fifteen hours today because I guess he works
for a car service when he's not lifting and stuff.
And then it so what he'll do is we'll grab
brides either to work or on the way back. But
he was like fifteen hours out that time, Like Jesus, well,

(29:20):
what's your radius? And he said, you know, I'll go
pretty much anywhere. They send me everywhere. And I'm thinking, like, okay,
maybe like a couple hundred miles tops, you know, or whatever.
Mac said. He said one time, and this was a
couple of years ago, he had a customer who has
been with him for a long time call him because

(29:41):
she was an Aspen, Colorado and there had been a
snowstorm and so they canceled all the flights. She flew
there on a private jet. They canceled all the flights
from the small airport that she was flying out of
for five days and she had to get out of
there and back to where she lived. Which was in
Beverly Hills. So she called him and said, hey, I

(30:04):
need you to come pick me up. He's in southern California.
He looks it up. Nineteen hour drive, he goes. Now,
he goes call any car service around there and say,
you'll give him ten thousand dollars. She's got the money,
ten thousand dollars to drive you. That's one day. They'll
do it, but for me nineteen hours there? Nineteen hours. Yeah, no,

(30:25):
I don't trust anybody else. So she said, hey, I'll
have a room here ready for you, a hot meal,
a hot cup of coffee as soon as you arrived.
She paid him, I think eighteen thousand or something like that,
and so he drove nineteen hours, got there, and she goes,
go ahead, sleep, we won't have to leave tomorrow. You
get the rest that you need, eat, enjoy yourself, and

(30:49):
you let me know when you're ready to go. But
we got to be back by whatever the day was.
But anytime that you can get me back for eighteen thousand.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Dollars, I would do it for fun, for the story.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
I would do it. That's crazy, Is that crazy?

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Could, I'll do it. Eighteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
You know, only rich people like, no, it has to
be you, It has to be like.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Can't you just piece it together? Like, oh, you get
in an uber? How far will you drive?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:13):
All right, drop me off there, get another uber? How
far will you drive?

Speaker 1 (31:17):
And then just keep making your way back? Making your
way back?

Speaker 6 (31:20):
That would be an adventure.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Even I would do that, and I hate road trips.
Yeah right, but for eighteen like okay, even if I
got that call just to do the one way ten
thousand dollars, sure, let's call it five thousand dollars because
he's got to go back. If they you know, somebody
an ass been picked up that you got to get back.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Yeah, I'm down.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Yeah, not that worth it. Eight seven seven forty four
Wooding hit us up with the text over to two
to nine eighty seven, will be right back the Woody Show.
We'll be back in a sec.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
It's a show, all right.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Welcome back, Bree Friday or Thursday morning, Woody gregy Man,
Gina grad Sammy, We got sea Bass. The phones are
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Speaker 1 (32:13):
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Speaker 3 (32:14):
You can also text in over to two to nine
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we'll probably be heard weekday mornings on ALL one O
five one there in Louisville. Right, y'all are the worst
thing that happened to radio?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Oh wow, we should really not worse, not worse, no worse.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Yeah, and do it like they do with when you
watch a movie for our watch a commercial for a movie,
and it gives you, like the quotes from like Hollywood reporter,
like here's what people are saying.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Oh that's good. I responded at.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Y'all, y'all the worst thing that happened to radio, which, look,
we're not here to disagree with you, kind of like you.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Well, I did respond and said that we should make
a T shirt out of it. I would love that.
I would proudly wear that.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Look, it just feeds into myself doubt all the time.
So like when I hear stuff, I actually get like
comforted by that.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
So thank you, because you feel like you're right.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
I feel like, well it's okay. Yeah, that kind of validates. Yeah,
it's so funny there's so there's so many times where
I sit here I go, man, what are we doing this?
People like this? Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
I felt that way for thirty years of doing this,
you know, And so it's worked out and we're still
here and I'm still doing this. So you have imposter
syndrome that's thrown around way to Lucy Goosey. Yeah, imposters.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Do you feel like I shouldn't be among these?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Yeah, I've said this for years. I feel like any
day the company is going to realize they made a
giant mistake and it's all over. Like not that I
shouldn't be in radio at all, you.

Speaker 7 (33:44):
Know, but that you've flown a little too high, a
little too close to the Yeah, for.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Like what we're doing now and being on as many
stations as we are, and you know, for you know
how well the show does, and you know, just like
you just get like it makes me very nervous. I
had this feeling last night. So it's kind of I'm
a little on edge today, if I'm being honest.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
We went to this thing last night at my daughter's
school and they invited like five sets of parents to
like this dinner that they that they hosted. They're asking
for money, Yeah yeah, I was, but no, the people
who run the school, like the owners of the school
and the you know, the administration. Everybody there is so
nice and so legitimately authentically friendly and caring and everything.

(34:25):
And we love this school. We love these people and
all the other parents nice. And we're sitting there and
we're just having a drink and we're having some food
and everybody's just sharing some stuff, some stories and whatever,
and you're like, wow, it totally relates. And I thought, like, man,
it's pretty things are pretty good, you know, like the
show is great, Like I couldn't be more happy with
the how there's there's just the show, like everybody's having

(34:47):
so much. Like on the air is one thing. Off
the air is a completely different thing. And everything is
in sync now where everybody's having fun and like everybody's
you know, getting along and like breaking balls and it's
been the most fun I think. And that's great. And
very rarely do things ever like match up with what's
going on at home and everything. So when things get
too good, I'm really nervous.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
That's what do you go to your dark place? That's
exactly right. Sabotage.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yeah, exactly, exactly right. And dude, in my in my
head is not a great place to be by myself.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
You know.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
And so yeah, yeah, yeah, are you.

Speaker 7 (35:23):
Always looking up looking for the baby grand to fall
on your head.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
No, it's nothing like that. It's just like a blind
side of something, you know. And it's it's been a
rough year, yeah, uh for the most part, Like for
I mean, it's still still very blessed, as they say,
but yeah, just just been a rough year and in
certain personal situations. And uh, but like for where things
are right now, if I really stop and think about it,

(35:46):
it's like things are pretty good, which makes me nervous. Yeah,
And I got like, you know, you see the text
like that. That's why I mean, I love the Crossroads,
you guys know that, Like I love Yeah, other people
on the show may not love it as much as
I do. But when we get a text like that
once in a while, like y'all are the worst thing
that happened, right, Like I get it.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
That's kind of sometimes it's not your distinction.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Because sometimes it's yeah, right, you either want to be
the best or you want to be the worst.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah, nobody remembers the middle.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
No please, yeah, you know my thoughts engagements, engagement, Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Something about that too. In fact, I saw a really
cool thing, uh, In fact, I saved that I could
probably put it on our Instagram story.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
I saw it on Instagram. It was it was Jerry Seinfeld.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
And he was on some interview podcast, talk show or something.
It might have been like one of the Tonight shows
or whatever. But he was saying, and if I can, yeah,
here a hold on one second, A great thing that you're.

Speaker 11 (36:40):
Worried about is going to be feeling like the people
that you were criticizing you, they're gonna be gone.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
You're gonna be gone.

Speaker 11 (36:48):
All this hand ringing, worry and concern over you don't
think of viewing me. Someone said something bad about me,
and you get so upset about it is wasted team, and.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Doesn't it doesn't matter like in otherwise, just do whatever
it is that you think is the right thing, and
then who cares about what anybody thinks?

Speaker 7 (37:10):
That's that's like a share quote that she said, if
it doesn't matter in five years, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
And then when do you finally accept that you're like
so free, it's so freeing like not caring about any
of that stuff.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Yeah, and that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
I don't so happy.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
I don't care about those people that say that kind
of stuff is. It's just it's just how I feel
about for me. Yeah, it's like whatever, Okay, you don't
like it, but I go, oh, okay, yeah I get it.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
I guess I was.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
In a weird way. It's comforting.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
It sounds crazy, but worrying sounds nuts.

Speaker 6 (37:40):
I don't think of you as a worrier. No, worrying
is crippling, yeah, because it's very hard not to worry
if you're a worrier. Right, And the older I get them,
and the better my life is. I worry about driving now,
I worry about Oh, is a month slide going to
take my house out? I don't think about that. Worry
about now is the air conditioning going to break?

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I've gotten very good. I've gotten very good at keep
things focused on what I can control. Yes, And if
I go can I control it? I really try to
just like put it away, like forget. I can't control that.
That's that, you know, years.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Of my life to worrying about stuff and I just
won't do it. Anymore.

Speaker 6 (38:18):
I wish I could.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Teach us. Sorry, didn't mean to get to it was
just a silly text.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
I thought it's kind of funny.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
We're taking your Uh, it's all started. The call in
be part of the show. Text over all that stuff.
We love that you're here. We appreciate you listening. Eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie hit us up with a
text over to two to nine eight seven. Will be
right back and we begin another new hour insensitivity training

(38:50):
for a politically correct world. It is Thursday morning.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
It's October seventeenth, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
I'm modding. That's Greg Gory. Good morning, graduated morning.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (39:00):
There's Sammy Seabas. His phone's open. Eighty seven seven forty four.
Woodie text two to nine eighty seven. Shout out to
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Speaker 1 (39:12):
In particular, we would like you right now to go
to our Instagram at the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
And pinned right there to the top of our profile.
You're gonna see a post. It just says judge my baby. Yep,
and uh, we have some pictures here of a baby.
These pictures submitted by the baby's mother. Her name is Jenny.
She's a loyal Woody Show listener, and she wanted some
honest feedback about her baby. And because there's a lot

(39:39):
of parents out there just don't realize that they're showing
around some pictures of some busted looking kid.

Speaker 6 (39:44):
Yeah, I only to be fair, most babies a month
and under, they're like kind of alien.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
Micro Also, can I fill this in there If you
don't have Instagram, you can still view the photos just
right to instagram dot com slash the Woody Show and
while you're there, give us a follow a babe that
you love us.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Yeah, all right, so anyway, that's uh, that's what we're
asking to do. If you want to see the if
you want to see the photos that we are looking at,
and there are three photos now for going by how
they're posted on Instagram. The first picture is the baby
in the red shirt that says don't scare me, I
poop easily. I mean Hilaire shirt. The second one is

(40:28):
this is like a newborn picture, says Calvin Klein, cool
but sophisticated and that T shirt. And then the third
one is just like a glamor rose each like a
little uh, he's got like a little like a like
his little Jammy's on. Yeah it kinda yeah, kind of
has that that coloring in that look. All right, So
Jenny would like some honest opinions about about the baby.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Who would like to start and.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
If you want to see the photos at the show
on Instagram?

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Partly with the first one where he's wearing the red shirt,
I'm like, do babies get beer guts? Like right away?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Yeah? And does he have a chin or is he
all cheeks? I mean the cheeks are so big that
they're kind of hanging down. And there was there was
a lot of people like on the Instagram saying he
looked like from Star Wars.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Oh yeah, this is the picture.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Looks like Lando's co pilot and return of the Jedi
cheeks and no neck yeahh and no chin because the
chin is kind of getting swallowed up by the cheeks
that are like shifting down his face.

Speaker 7 (41:36):
But everybody loves baby fat, right aren't we supposed to
love baby fat?

Speaker 12 (41:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
It was a healthy baby, So matter what are you
giving him a baby? What oud judge the baby? Do
we do?

Speaker 4 (41:48):
One at ten? Still?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:50):
One one is the kids busted and then a baby
ten is baby door.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
I mean, he's not like repulsive, but he's not up
there in the ten category. I'm going to solid four,
a four, yeah, all right, like a like a low
four or a high four, like almost far almost fine
high four yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
All right, all right, Gina grad what do you think?

Speaker 7 (42:15):
I think the first you know, the pictures where he's
just all cheeks, he looks like a mob boss. I
wouldn't want to cross him, and I wouldn't want to
owe him money, but I also wouldn't want to cuddle him,
you know what I mean. And there was you you
pointed this out.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
I was dying.

Speaker 7 (42:31):
There was a listener commented that said, he's a solid
eight because that's what it's shaped like. I do think
that there's one very cute picture of this kid, but
you got to average it out.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
Okay, So Mena said four. I thought that was a
little a little harsh. I'm going five five.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Well, he said high four, low five, Okay, much better,
much better, all right, Greg Gory, Okay, I'm gonna just
look at my notes on the one where he is
wearing the Calvin Klein shirt. I wrote slow and birth Defectie.
Oh my god, he looks like something's wrong. Sorry, my
review will be actually honest. Wait, which one is this?

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Greg skipping your head?

Speaker 3 (43:14):
You're in the youngest to oldest?

Speaker 6 (43:18):
Yeah, and youngest old for.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Those playing along in home. If you're on our Instagram,
it called me the second photo where he's wearing the
white little.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Calvind get to chime in on that one. I get
gregor too for not falling directions.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Well, no, it's fine, he can give you all three.
I said, what was your review again?

Speaker 6 (43:31):
I'm sorry? I wrote slow and birth DEFECTI on when
he's seven weeks old. It just I can't put my
finger on it. Just something looks wrong with them, Like
I get that kid to the doctor. Uh, the one
in the red shirt. It's an old timey movie reference,
but everybody's seeing Jaws. He looks exactly like Richard Dreyfus exactly.

Speaker 7 (43:52):
He does a little really yeah, I see it like nerdy.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
Like not cool, right. And then then one where he's
seven months old. It looks like somebody I wrote takes
a lot of pleasure watching somebody die.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Is that the filter photo?

Speaker 6 (44:11):
Yeah? Like he looks like, you know, like it's like
a bad like a bad seed Damien omen.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
So I did my math. Yeah, and like Gina averaged
them out, mine came to I'm so sorry at one
point six?

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Whoa one point six? Yeah that last photo where he's
like in the little white jammis and stuff, Yeah, he
looks like spawn of Damer. Yes, you know, like this
is gonna be like one serial. It's gonna be one
of those old photos they show and one of those
real crime documentaries right at some point.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
To be this kid.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Yeah, like how then how did this?

Speaker 7 (44:45):
They'll show this picture and then they'll do like a
spider window crack over his face or a couple.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Of lightning flashs, you know, frames in the in the video,
and then shows.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
This third and last photo also looks like a photo
from the nineteen forties, Like it's my brain, It's like.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
My yeah, this is a judge my baby. If you
would like to see the photos that we're looking at,
they're on our Instagram page, and like Manness mentioned, you
don't even need to have Instagram to look at it.
Instagram dot com, slash the Woody Show or at the
Woody Show on Instagram. Thanks to Jenny for sending the
photos in Sea Bats Judge this baby.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
On the first photo yes, very jolly, very gross.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
I was there's a there's an actor is a character actor.
He's in all the mob movies. I want to say,
he was in some movie with you know, like one
of those like Fokker movies with Robert de Niro, not
like one of the cool gangster movies with Robert de Niro,
but like one of those kind of silly comedy ones.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
We was always kind of looked, you know, the the gangster.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Guy, you know, fat and shorts. Yeah, no, yeah, fat
and short. I'm trying to because if I can come
up with his name, I will go through. I'll tell
you that, I'll google image and but anyway, so go
back to So he looks kind of.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Yeah, like like that essentially like a Winston Churchill has
been mentioned.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
Yeah, I agree with that.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Uh the eyes, the eyes are a nice blue gray,
very nice. But you don't see that color eye. And
now it's probably gonna change over his life, but we're
judging him now.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Every baby have that eye color blue gray. Yeah, when
they're born. Blue babies are all born with blue eyes.
And then they turn yeah all thought, so real, Yeah, mine, we're.

Speaker 9 (46:21):
Blowing to wait to see what color their eyes are
actually going to end.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
That sounds like a like all cats are female sort of.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
No, I thought that's what it is, all right, So
per new borns are born with brown eyes five percent.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Yeah, that's a myth. That's like, no, Sammy myth that's
brought up as well. I'll take it one, all right.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
So I give Sammy a four for spreading a old
wives tales.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
But overall I think he's cute.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Not a lot of potential, though the hairline won't stand.
I can tell you what you can tell by looking
at it. Oh this guy, yeah, yeah, this is the
guy I'm thinking of.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Let me see, is it pulse orbino?

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Is that that's not?

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Let me see? He's got a giant noses all pockmark.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Oh you've seen that guy.

Speaker 7 (47:01):
He was the dad and I saw it for half
a second. You saw that he was the dad in
Shallow hal.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Father Show the Dad, and I think I.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Literally saw the picture for half a micro second. You
are correct, Very good, very good. His name is Joe Viderelli.
That is cruel.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
But he looks like a like a baby Joe's image
search Joerelli. I mean, look at the picture of the
baby where he's wearing the red shirt. That don't scare me.
I poop easily. What he is not lying?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Now give him seventy years so he gets to Joe
Vierelli status.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
But look, you have like some kind of birth defect
and give him a one point six. Yeah, but like
my saying, he looks exactly like an older version. Yes,
it's spot on. You guys are both correct. Unfortunately, this
is a it's a rather ugly baby. Now does this
baby even look the same in any of these photos.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
The thing that you can the.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Thing that you can track on this baby is kissable lips,
like a great lips. That's really weird. If that's one
thing this baby can hold on to for it's you know,
it's life.

Speaker 7 (48:09):
Make out the lips.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Yeah, a little smoochy face, a little smoochy face. The authorities.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Would you be one of those parents that like, kiss
your kids on the lips, I would allow no love
your children.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
I would do cheeks even for the girl baby. I
would give me sugar and cheeky cheek.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Everybody just throw up in their mouth.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
I feel so thick.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Say, I just got the shiver over overall, baby. The
baby does not have a promising future. But for right now,
those those eyes are great. The blue the blue steel
eyes are great. And the little smoochy lips.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Okay, all right, Sammy's score three three okay, Sammy judge
the baby.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (48:54):
So in the first one that don't scare me, Red
shirt one, I actually really love this picture because it
makes me happy and smile, and I mean.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
What part of the beer gut, giant fat shot, all
of it?

Speaker 4 (49:07):
I think it's so adorable.

Speaker 9 (49:10):
Yeah, and like, yes, I think it's so cute. Like
overweight babies, I think they're adorable. So that picture I love.
The next one though, with the Calvin Kleine shirt on,
he does it does look like there's something wrong with him,
like like alcohol blow or something.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
You know, like mom maybe gave birth to figure it out.
But something's not.

Speaker 9 (49:33):
Right, veryff in like a stiff way.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
It looks like somebody that was birthed through the mom's
anal canal and.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Not the birth canal. It looks like something look looks
like somebody that somebody crapped out.

Speaker 7 (49:47):
Right, something that can happen for it looks like he
got boat onto his face or some.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
All right, if you want to see the photos there
on our Instagram at the Woody Show pin right to
the top of the profile. What about that last ature,
the one that Greg and I think looks like the.

Speaker 9 (50:03):
Killer Horrible in that one with the little rosy red cheeks. Yeah,
well his lips are all rosy too, and the coloring.
He looks like a cute, healthy baby. Overall. I give
him a six six yeah, because even his like fat pictures,
I think he's so cute.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
All right.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Well, the first one, I agree with everything that has
been said already again looks like something because somebody crapped
out and said your birth to that picture in the
uh with the little Jammy's on again, I think that
one's like the picture they're gonna end up using for
a real crime documentary at some point.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
And I get that he's a baby, but where the
eyebrows at Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
And then and then this other picture in the red
shirt that don't scare me, I poop easily. The look
on his face looks like he already saw into his future,
Like I don't know what the hope is for this kid,
Like you look at me like, man, I don't, I don't,
I don't know what kind of future Like the kid.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Yeah, it's certainly not gonna be a model.

Speaker 6 (51:02):
Lots of alcohol in the future.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Right, like maybe a future alcoholic or something to ciars, right, like,
probably will marry the first chick that you know gives
it up.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
To him, kind of thing background of every Mom movie.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
But that I'm sure that that future girlfriend of his
will really like his SeaBASS puts in his very kissable lips.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Yeah, that's point.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Yeah, but overall not the not the worst looking kid
I've seen. I think that maybe just not the most
flattering photos by the power rank. Come. I think you
definitely show the killer the zero killer photo first. I
think you lose that newborn photo with the Calvin Klein
and I think, like, oh my god, check out the
beer got it already looks like his father. You could
break that one out just to be funny.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Yeah, so what do you give him?

Speaker 3 (51:44):
I'm gonna give him a low five, Okay, I agree
with I agree with Gina a low five. It's like
it's kind of middle of the road for me. But
the comments that are coming in on not just the
Tech but also on the Instagram are hilarious, a great
I will share some of the listener comments with you
when we come back. We're doing Judge my Baby. That's

(52:07):
an average of.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
What that's our in room average.

Speaker 7 (52:10):
This baby gets a four four all right, all.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Right again hello average.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Not the worst that we've seen by far, then, Jenny,
thank you. But if you want to hear what the
what the public says, what the listeners have to say,
we have some from the instagram and from the text
and we'll get to that coming up next. If you
want to see the photos, you're just tuning in now
we're doing Judge my Baby. Hit up our Instagram at
the Woody Show and the post is pinned right to
the top of our profile. We'll get to those comments next.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Hang on, we are answering the call of destiny. This
is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
All right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is the Woody Show.
We're doing a round of Judge my Baby today. It's
Jenny's baby. One of our listeners. Send us an email
and by the way, thank you everybody. We have a
ton of submissions. People are saying, please let me know
what you guys think.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Of my baby.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
You don't want to be going around showing pictures of
this is a public service that we that we provide here.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Look, I'm calling it down, manis this is a spinoff
show in the making. He's gonna be on E.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Copyright Okay, yeah, copyright trademark. That's gonna that's gonna be.
That's gonna be our thing. We're gonna make this into
a TV show anyway. Uh So, if you want to
see the photos, they're on our Instagram right now at
the Woody Show pin right to the top of our profile.
And here's some of the listener comments and reactions that
are coming in for this week's Judge My Baby. This

(53:36):
one from Misfit Mommy says, I feel like he's gonna
sit me down and talk about my bad performance.

Speaker 6 (53:41):
Review for sure, I can see that.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
This one says cuteness is seven point five out of ten,
but the sass gets an eleven out of ten. This
next comment says, is this a Saint Bernard puppy? That
one that we're talking about trying figure out looks like
the gangster? Which one he was?

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Yeah? The first picture has the Kim jong un face,
which is the one in the in the red shirt.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Yeah, Solid four looks like he's gonna hit you because
you asked him to return his cart to the cart koraun.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Honey, I shrunk.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Andy Richter says, Ralph, you got captain America, who says
the first pick looks like Lando's copile in Return of
the JETI We mentioned that one earlier. Another comment coming
in here. This one says, Okay, so the first picture
looks like some Star Wars creature. The second one looks
like those dogs that get stung by bees in the

(54:39):
third looks like he's grown into his looks. But he
wants to sell you private insurance. Yeah, this guy has
middle management written all over it. Yeah. This one says
this is from a pretty in black. The most serious
and unamused infant I've ever seen, very devoid of emotion,
Ashley says, looks like an old bald man who lost

(54:59):
the re mote. Joe Lucky, He says, in seventy years
he'll be educating his generation about diabetes. Yeah, he does have.
Anthony says he just he's just a busted can of biscuits.
Six point five. That baby is looking at a life
of tax fraud and diabetes. That's from Brittany. This one

(55:23):
from Irrelevance Solid eight. Oh yeah, that's the one you
like solidate because he's shaped like it.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Best one.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Cute babies, but they look like mad managers from the fifties.
They demand and need results. They are not sugarcoating their words. True,
this one looks like he's gonna grow up and steal
Peewee's bike. Oh, mad Cap says, this baby's not ugly.
Let's establish that he looks like a tiny Winston Churchill

(55:51):
little homie. Needs to smile though, Yeah, this one off
the text. This baby looks mad and he's tired of
the world's crap already. Yeah, these picks probably don't do him.
That's what I was saying, so solid five because of
the picks. Smiling would definitely help. Six though, because of
his pretty eyes. Still not what he else is mentioning
his kissable lips like Tony says, I don't think his

(56:12):
baby fat will ever come off generous. Four John says,
looks like my grandpa after alcoholism and cirrhosis.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
Of a liver.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Doesn't have a bright future. This kid, This one says,
hard not to scream when you see it. Oh wow,
well this one.

Speaker 7 (56:28):
This might explain why Sea Bass has like a kinship
with him, somebody said.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
First two pictures. He looks like sea bass.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Mmmmm, because this one says the first two look like
Bert Kreischer. Poor kid. Oh that's the whole blooded alcoholic
thing tray. This one is from Infinity five to one two.
It says definitely milk drunk in the first picture milk.
That baby is hain, says Pharaoh of Flavor. One huh
ten out of ten. I think he's stinking cute. He

(56:57):
already makes expressions like he's a forty year old with Bill.
I love those blue eyes. That's from Elena.

Speaker 6 (57:03):
Just look worried.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
My husband has a theory if the baby is ugly,
it'll grow into a good looking adult. In this case,
I'd say, let's hope my husband is right.

Speaker 6 (57:13):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
So in the initial email, I forgot, did she say
she thought the baby was good looking? I mean, she
has to, she's the mom.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Well I wasn't the course she didn't say.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
I just got the ages of the pictures. We had permission,
and we've had submissions who say, look, I know my
kid's not cute.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Oh wow, yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Somebody said they thought their first baby was cute until
their second baby was born, and that made them realize
the first one was ugly. This one says looks like
dumb baby wooding, ugly baby, God, what's up with that forehead?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
He's a two at most. And then there's also a
lot of nice ones like, oh, he's super cute. I gives.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Super cute? Is not a six? Super Q would be
like more like an eight.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
Somebody said, baby Andy Reid baby.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
And yeah, the head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs
Sam all right, anyway, thank you very much everybody that's
judge my baby.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
I know people really seem to like. That's why it's
back by popular demand. If you'd like us to judge
your baby, you can always send us some photos. Please
make sure they're photos that you have the rights to,
like if they were done by a photographer. Typically you
don't have the rights to those, and so our legal
department won't let us post them. But otherwise send us
a little information. You don't have to tell us the
baby's name, obviously. You just want an honest opinion about
whether you should be showing these pictures off to anybody.

(58:36):
Send it on over on our email email at the
woodieshow dot com. We're gonna take a quick break. More
Woody shows next, Hang on, this.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Is the Woody Shows.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
I gotta say, can we give everybody.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
A golf clap?

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Sweet, you guys did a great job, huh judging a baby?

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Yeah, so you said, don't you think people are just
going out of their way to be mean?

Speaker 5 (59:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (59:04):
I mean here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
You look at the pictures, read or listen to the comments,
and you can decide they're wrong. Like the ones that
we read, I think are pretty uh pretty fair.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Yeah. Yeah, I don't think they're going out of the
way to mean, but I think they just see a
doorway to actually be honest, right.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
You know that's yeah, Greg was the most brutal. That
door open is the most creepy.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
Very Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
So what was what was the text Gina that you
saw someone wanted reparation.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
For having to hear Sea Bass sugar?

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Oh yeah, just the way yeah, just the way up.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
The baby?

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Yeah, what the hell is wrong with.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
If you're just tuning in now, you'll be able to
go and check out the photos for yourself. They are
still on our Instagram, right at the top of our feed.
Just at the Woody Show on Instagram. It's pinned right
to the top.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
There you can see the photos, you can read the
comments and then uh, you know, see if the comments
that you heard on the radio really aren't fair or
not judge.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Yeah, and if you want to have your baby judge.
Now here's something that somebody reminded us of. When we
first started doing this, Judge my Baby. We called it
at first, rate.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
My Baby, which I think in.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Casual like as we're just talking about, oh, it's time
to rate my baby, it sounded like rape, which got
pointed out to us. We're like, okay, and then we
changed it to judge my Baby. Yeah, you can see
where we made that change. But thank you for being
such a long time listener. And again, the whole segment
started because we have this co well now former co
worker who kept showing these pictures of his baby, his daughter,

(01:00:46):
and we called her, we nicknamed her hammerhead. Eyes were
on either side of her head. There's so far apart,
and this poor bastard had no idea that his daughter's fugly,
and she swanned up a bit. She definitely did, Yeah,
she definitely did. But man, you're showing around those baby
pictures of this hammerhead kid that you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Got, and I think this segment like coincided with him
like leaving.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Oh did it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Did he leave shortly after? I didn't quick because of
the segment. I think he's working in a Tennessee somewhere.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
He had to move across the country. Yeah, you had
to move all over the place.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Yep, We're gonna take a quick break. More Woody Shows
next the Woody Show Joint Fun.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
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Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
It is Thursday morning.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
It's October seventeenth, twenty twenty four. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory. Yeah,
we've got menace Hi a birthday month?

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Boy?

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
There's a Gina grad. Sea Bass is here.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
I'm turning to mic on there I go Morning, Sea Bass. Yeah,
there's Sammy Morning. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woody,
you can hit us up of the text over to
two two nine eight seven. We're gonna dive into some
of the week in audio. What do you have here,
Sea Bass?

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
A lot of off the field sports stories that have
been percolate in this week. And sure you guys saw
the Baltimore Ravens versus Washington football team fights happened in
Baltimore and starts.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
It's a regional battle, you know exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Well, there's one video went to Mega Uber Ultra actually viral,
and this is a guy in a Ravens jersey and
he sees a couple Baltimore and he's like, he's six three,
he's big dude, sees a couple of Baltimore fame, I
mean Baltimore, Balmore, Baltimore, and he sees them walking down
the street and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Uh, Baltimore.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
On's He says, you know what, these guys, these stragglers,
they deserve to be punched in the face and knocked out.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
And that's how this went here.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Well, yeah, let's go. These are adults.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Yeah, this is a Joel In fact that an adult
who's saying I don't lose is Jack callous.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
He does lose. He's been fired. The police know exactly
who he is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
He also has a rap sheet, apparently according to some
Internet detectives, because what he did is these two Baltimore
fans much smaller than him and he they're not they're
not attacking him, They're just walking down the street. Apparently
there were some kind of scuffles at a bar where
Jack mary, I mean, I have been kicked out of
earlier that evening, and but again they're they're way the
wrong jersey. So he kicks one, got it, and then
he I will give you the rules. I'll give Jack

(01:04:22):
credit absolute killer.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Cross dudes out instantly falls up against a car, hits
the pavement, which is how you get trum traumatic brain injury?

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Yeah yeah, or kill somebody? Yeah, he heard about that before.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
They're currently looking for the victims because Jack apparently was
on probation for a resisting arrest. He may have also
been kicked out of several private schools in the area.
He lost his job as his insurance salesman. So enjoy prison, Jack,
But guys fights after football games?

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Oh yeah, for sure, that's super cool. Yeah necessary this
week and audio. Also, the big reaction has been this
Jerry Jones interview to catch people.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
So Jerry Jones on the Fan of Dallas he does
twice weekly, call it the owner of the team. I
know that twice weekly calls into the sports station.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
Yeah, crazy to have that access.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Well, it's nice access, But what is he going to
tell you about? What is the owner going to tell you? Like,
I get your coach, Well, I mean he's pretty involved. Yeah,
but like in a week to week he can't tell you.
He can't break down the game like a play a
former player or a coach coat. I mean I think
he's still a pretty good get Yeah again, twice a week.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
Would you talk to the owner of any team?

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Yeah, no, exactly, but I personally know, I wouldn't, but
it's really kind of getting out a hand.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Our friends Ben and Skin they said, it's hillbilly dementia.
Oh no, that might be setting in. So yeah, with Jerry.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
The topic of conversation turned into the only thing he
can really control, which is what happens during the offseason
player acquisitions and trades, and they were questioning if Jerry
had any regrets or problems with his most recent offseason.

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
Your job beden to let me go over all the
reasons that I did something and I'm sorry that I
did it. That's not true. Job.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Well, my job is asking the job.

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
Or I'll get another I'll get somebody else to ask
these questions.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Man, we're just we're trying to figure out why the
team is.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
I couldn't find out. I don't think the Cowboys actually
own or a partner probably like a partnership. No, yeah,
because there's there are some sports teams to do own
part of the broadcast station, and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
There are a lot of players no matter what city
you're in, Like players will have a weekly hit right
on the different stations in town.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
But that if that station lost you know that's a
that's a huge Jerry's than you are.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Radio.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
But people are calling Shannon Sharp calling Jerry a bully, saying,
you know, when you threaten people's jobs for asking just
asking questions, that's a very dick move. Like you said,
Hillbilly dementia. He's angry that he's being questioned.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Yeah, I mean I get it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:00):
Do you think these people get paid to do these interviews?

Speaker 5 (01:07:02):
Right? Right?

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
And again?

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
I mean if you're talking to him twice a week,
what you got?

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
How much can you ask him?

Speaker 6 (01:07:08):
Run out? Pretty fast?

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
I mean I want to really ask him like sports questions,
like how much does your jet rule? Do people not?

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
As first question would be the same question I asked
Mark Cuban when we talked to him, Like do you
wake up every morning and just look at your bank account?

Speaker 6 (01:07:24):
Yeah, I'm a billionaire.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
What's the latest shirt stall in your house?

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Do you have the new Toto wash lit toilet?

Speaker 6 (01:07:32):
Do you know how much milk come?

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
When men went and we got the tour of the
UFC with Dana White, he wasn't like breaking down the
last you know, the last pay per view. No.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
I was talking about like how awesome his kitchen was.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
The real question, by the way, shout out to here.
Hey guys, good morning. This is Chris. I'm here in Dallas, Texas.
Listen to you guys every day. I'm a delivery delivery
driver for Rush Trucking Centers, so I listen in almost
every minute. Y'all are amazing. Keep up good work baby.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Speaking of things, Menace is into Are you into this
new music right here?

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Please?

Speaker 13 (01:08:12):
It's been a long time coming, fresh new times. I'm
still running. It's a few things coming.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
I'm supposed to know what this is? Is this Beast?

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
This is the new Kanye West?

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
Loving that song?

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
If you're new to these show, Menace is always loved
to appreciate everything Kanye was.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
I did, especially one went after the Jews.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
Yeah, I did see that he posted a new song
on Instagram, but I didn't listen. That is it beaut
the end of the Beast horrendous?

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
So off, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
I don't think it's horrendous.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
I hate that I was loving it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
I was loving it. But it's it's it's kind of
like vibe.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
It's yeah, it's he is like a small town summer
day kind of walking along maybe going down by the lake.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
You know, it certainly doesn't sound innovative.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
It's like it's kind of like an Otis Redding.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Yeah, yeah, sitting by the doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
But I mean that's he's known to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
That's what you mean, gold Digger, Sam, But you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
I don't hate it, but I.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Wish, yeah, I wish it had been Charles Gambino. Well
you know what you came of everything you wish for?

Speaker 6 (01:09:30):
Now too bad? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
This week and audio speaking of celebrities, this is Russell
Brand and he is still rebranding himself as he's sort
of like a Christian right wing Alex Jones, and he's
doubling down. He's now a spokesman for a an E
M F Amulet.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
What is an EF? Well, Russell in this new video
will tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Okay, Hello, I'm just.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
Remember what I used to be with Katy Perry.

Speaker 12 (01:10:00):
I'm just back from Narnia where I had a holiday.
Mister Tumnus Aslan, all those guys and as you know,
airports on places for Wi Fi, all sorts of evil
energy stick, all the phones out there, all of the
signals corruptible and corrupting. Luckily, I wear this magical ambulant
from the airs Tech that keeps me safe from all
of the various signals out there. You should get one

(01:10:21):
as well, particularly your fund to go to an airport
anytime soon, because the bloody things are full of lethal signals.
AIRS Tech a glorious ambulum to protect you from corruptive signals.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
That's okay, Yeah, I've been seeing this is the crap
that you stick on your cellphone as a little sticker.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Right and speaking Unfortunately the Dana White, let me give
you this piece of advice a lot. This is actually
a partnership with UFC so airs Tech. Yes, these are
EMF protection amulets.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
It blocks the five G well they claim it blocks
the five G signals that are poisoning yous, especially get airports.
As Russell Brand just said, what does that mean? Why
is airports like that there's the most people there with
phones exactly. First off, this is an absolute scam and
should be illegal. But we've heard about this for years
now that people don't know what five G is. They
don't know what electromagnetic madic. That's just electromagnetic frequencies are

(01:11:09):
just photons.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Also, EMF had a great song in the nineties.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
Unbelievable, Yeah, unbelievable with the old questions. So they're selling
amulets now, good for them.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Well, but that's the thing is everything they claim is
illegal to say because look at your hand. You an
EMF is hitting your eyes. That's where light is e MF.
The radio waves if.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
You're listening in your car, that's EMF. Cell phones are
just radio waves. That's just a little antenna inside your
cell phone.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
And by the way, if this amulet that Russell's wearing
on his chest and that you can stick on your phone, menes,
I'm showing you guys their stupid website. If that actually
stopped EMFs, your phone would stop working. So not only
does it not do what it says it does, it
doesn't protect you. And cell phones are radio wave frequencies
EMFs aka photons don't become dangerous until you get to
the UV light, you know, they say, it's that's the

(01:12:03):
when he starts getting burnie. And gamma rays hell X
rays aren't even dangerous. They don't, they're not. They're not
ionizing that breaking apart your DNA. So Russell brand today,
you suck, You've always sucked, and and you should be.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
Going to jail exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Yeah, but that's what that's what Alex Jones had to
do is because he no one would touch him. No
traditional advertiser col It's not gonna advertise with Alex Jones.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
So he just started selling snake oil. He started selling
potions and herbs and supplements. They always get into supplements
and buckets of food. You know, they're mocked the food buckets.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Hello, I'm Russell Brand. Hello, I'm Russell Brand.

Speaker 5 (01:12:42):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
Remember when I just used to be annoying acta?

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
Yeah, Oh, I'm just Russell Brand, the sista. See Sammy,
somebody said, you can still love his art. It's possible
to separate the artist's personal behavior with their art. And
I said that about a lot of bands.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
Also.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Somebody said, we're going to go here. This is from
these six three zero.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
I'm convinced Sammy doesn't like black men.

Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
Is that true?

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
It's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
You can't respond to the list.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Yes, that it's out racist is what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
You can't respond to that?

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
What you care to respond to?

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
That text?

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
Racist? Why would I be racist? Can I respond on
in Sammy's defense?

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
On what grounds am I racist? It was just pointed out,
I'm not okay.

Speaker 7 (01:13:31):
She, She and Greg and I all voted for Dak
Prescott being the hottest guy in NFL.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
Because you white.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
That was proud to throw everybody off.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
The scent, right, Because that's a vote that's meaningless. She
can hide and.

Speaker 9 (01:13:51):
Geez, Sammy, I appreciate these accusations at all.

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
Now you know how I again, now you know how
I feel about this whole bald craf.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
It's meaningless slander. It's the same because they're both true.
That's why I scat.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Turn that fat ass riad.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
And we continue on the week in audio, what's next
to your se?

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
That does changed from celebrities selling you garbage products to
celebrities being adorable? Now, men us, you can't play.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
This game a week. But because you know the answer
and you sent me this clip. Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
So al Pacino is out promoting his new biography memoir
and he was taking a taking an interview, taking a
chat with a BBC.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
The interviewer noticed al Pacino's cell phone case.

Speaker 8 (01:14:46):
All the things in the world that al Pacino would
have on his phone cover, I was not expecting what al.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
Pacino has a cell phone cover? And the interview was
no exciting.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
I did see a hashtager like a thing on social
said al Pacino cell phone and I didn't even click
on it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:03):
I'm gonna guess a kitten.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
So we're guessing what's on it?

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Right, he has a cell phone case cover. It has
some kind of a character figure drawing picture.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
Oh okay, I was gonna say Taylor Swift, but character
drawing figure unicorn, unicorn?

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
Could it could be a real or imaginary or anything. Okay,
anything's up for great kittens, snoopy.

Speaker 6 (01:15:23):
Let's go with oh, hello kitty, Hello, hell Ya.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
That's a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
Let's find out.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
All right, I was not expecting.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Shrek.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
Who would be expected?

Speaker 6 (01:15:37):
Shrink?

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Can you explain why you shrek it?

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
My younger? Stay?

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Can I be a phone dad? I'm just gonna And
she came back and she had.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
This, Yeah, youngest daughters like two, I mean like four. Yeah,
and his oldest daughter is like seventy two.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
Right, but apparently doesn't even live with that kid. What Yeah,
I saw I saw something this week that he's not
even living with them. Wow, would expect that? He looks
I mean, he's looking rough, he's.

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
Before he's a good thing. He got this memoir out.
Yeah it's.

Speaker 6 (01:16:11):
His hair out.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Oh yeah, kill you to brush your hair.

Speaker 6 (01:16:14):
Come on, you can't get a haircut.

Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
A legit homeless person. But the Shrek is not just
like a single Shrek thing. It's like a collage of
one hundred Trek faces.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
That's cool, Yeah, expecting. Maybe it's good that his young
daughter doesn't get doesn't live with him, because you don't
want her to get too attached because he's not gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
Yeah him, grandma, all right, he used to be so cool,
you know. Now it's like I see him and I
don't get sad, but it's like it's kind of sad.
Is the same way?

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
Oh yeah, it used to be a big taxi driver.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Bads, fear even alright, p all right.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
This week in audio for the Sea Bass original game,
why they orgasming? Here's okay, I'll give you clue.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
This is a celebrity, Greg, you have guess it's sleeping.

Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
It's like snoring, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
Snoring, Okay, that is a celebrity. Celebrity.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
Right. If I can make a woman make that sound,
I'd take it would be pretty mild. Son.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
This is going with a female rapper? Why is she
why is she organs? Some sort of like it's not
a really orgasm, right, I mean, how dare you know?
I'm just saying like I'm trying to like, I'm trying
to get a good guess here, man, some sort of meditation.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
Definitely sleeping. I'll so confident I'll say it is Cardi B.

Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
All right, it is Cardi B.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Really good, not all I just went off yours. I
totally stole your answer right off your test. And the
reason she is orgas, I mean, she's gonna tell us
right here.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
I was figuring like I was also trying to think
of you know, who would be all over social media
all the time. Clearly this is like somebody who's just
posting videos every ten seconds.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
Which she does.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
And here's what she was doing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
All right, never.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
Ever drink again. Wait, I'm d I'm still drink. I
would never drink again.

Speaker 5 (01:18:25):
So she.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
So this is after her thirty second birthday, where she
looks like al Pacino. She is in bed her mate.
You could see the line of her makeup on her forehead.
I guess she's wearing a lab or something that's pulled back. Yeah,
her her eyelashes are falling off.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
She's not looking, so she's.

Speaker 6 (01:18:42):
Saying she'll never drink again. She made that noise because
she was mega hungover.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
Exactly. I've been there, never again.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Like that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
That's a animal right there.

Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
She break up with her?

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Yeah, yeah, sure she's available for pellas. Yeah, all right,
this weeke in audio, let's do another round of why
the organs? See that was a good guess.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
Uh see, somebody on the text nine to five to one,
that orgasm that's Billie Eilish singing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Oh, because that's how she sounds in some of those
songs where it's like whispering. You could barely make out
what she's saying, because what appealing.

Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
And that's that's a good guess. It's a really good guess.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
I wish I would have had that close personal friend
of what you No, No, she's very nice, she's very sweet.
We've had a lot of interactions there and you know, yeah,
but I mean that's how she sounds when she sings.
All right, this week in audio, why the orgasming? Not
a celebrity?

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
Okay, us, this is an a drunk persons menace eating
I'll give you a clue. Not drunk well, does sounds

(01:20:04):
like somebody's the mouth noises sound like eating.

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
He sounds like mister poopy Pants from Rick and Morton.

Speaker 6 (01:20:11):
M A bang, bang.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
I'm gonna say, sleep eating and bang is what just
watching people eat?

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
Right, You guys are on the right track. That is
a that is a young man.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
That's a man.

Speaker 6 (01:20:29):
I think so right.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
And this is a guy who he said he's been
a long time since he's had a delicious fried pork chop,
and he had one.

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
That that was his reaction, pork chop, okay chop like that, mus.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
I could see, I could see it sounds like somebody
who has crotch stink.

Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
That is a drunken high menace.

Speaker 6 (01:21:02):
And then he falls asleep with his face plate.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
What was the one where you got I don't know
if Genus heard the room service story manutes where you
were drunk and you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
Ordered room service.

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
Oh, I mean, I've had so many room service stories
where well a couple of them were be I'll always
order the food and then I'll wake up the next
morning and it's untouched because I fell asleep. But there
was one where I woke up naked on the floor
and the food was untouched. So I don't know if
the room I was naked. There was one. There was one.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
It was a New Year's Eve where room service.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
Yeah, I guess I'll just leave this. Yeah, there was
one New Year's Eve that just a.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Pile of barf on top of the silver dume.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Oh, like that wouldn't make your horn.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
That was a red hot chili Tiber's concert at the
Cosmopolitan in Vegas, and I got super high. And then
next thing, I know, in a hotel room in a robe,
eating a hamburger like I don't remember, and leaving the
leaving the concert or whatever. And then after I eat
the hamburger, I'm like, oh, I got to throw up,
And so I threw up in the scenk. And then

(01:22:12):
the next morning I woke up and had to scoop
it all out. Oh yeah, that is mens. I mean,
that's just a couple of stories.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Yeah, I know, to find a bag.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
Pro tip, don't use the glasses in hotel rooms.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
You know, you don't know where those things have been.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
The Woody Show, all right, and we're going through some
of this week in audio. We almost every week have
a little clip from inside Edition because they do a
great job, don't they.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
Menis Yeah, they do find friends at.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
Inside Edition, and they are in Indianapolis for this particular
story about a couple that was.

Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
Just walking on their porch hanging out, and they met
us some neighborhood friends.

Speaker 8 (01:23:03):
Okay, sheer terror As a pack of pit bulls attack
a couple on their patio, Sarah Cook and Ryan Lesher
scramble for safety as a dozen vicious dogs swarm around them,
snarling and biting. As they flee indoors, the pack runs
off searching for more victims.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
I was sure that we're gonna die.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
We were pretty much pinned against the wall. One jumped
up and bit me right in my abdomen immediately.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
I wasn't sure if I was going to survive that.

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
So there's twelve shame. Do you call it twelve pit
bulls a pack or do you call it a I
call it an army squad.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
De squad of pitfulls. Well, now, Greg, this is just
a misunderstanding. Those dudes just want.

Speaker 6 (01:23:51):
To kiss his want and that's what bit you got
kissed on.

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
That's what another neighbor found with her kids.

Speaker 8 (01:23:58):
The same pack of pit bull attacked a mom of
three as she picked up her kids at daycare in Indianapolis.
The traumatized toddlers are safely inside the vehicle, but their mom.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Is bitting on the feet and ankles as she screams
for her life.

Speaker 8 (01:24:14):
She says the dogs reminded her of the hyenas in
the Lion King movie.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Guys, it could have been worse. It could have been
what happened to this lady.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
For many days. I didn't bring him here because I
saw Ferim when he bites me, rid.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Me and my vagina when out walking and he sees
on the dog.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
He fight away. He jumped on mya because he gets
so crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
He doesn't know who I am.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
He forgets everything and he bites the and I don't
want him to buy and it's a baby's beautiful.

Speaker 6 (01:24:51):
Tax kiss tomato tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
But I believe that the vagina bier was like an
any dog can bite. But when pitbulls bite people die.
That's the difference. So we just we don't know anything
more about the pack dogs. So they were They eventually
were rounded up after several of that attacks. Swore yeah,
but they and they I don't think they owner got

(01:25:15):
charged though, from what I really yeah, because they did
a little bit of a follow up.

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
But they didn't name who he was or what was
going on.

Speaker 5 (01:25:21):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
All this happens, as Inside Edition tells us, during a
very special month.

Speaker 8 (01:25:25):
It's National Pitbull Awareness Month, a time when pit bull
owners try to improve the negative image of the controversial breed.
This year, the effort has been marred by pitbull attacks
that have left three children dead and two seriously injured.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
Awareness, I am definitely aware.

Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
Yeah, abundantly aware.

Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
Way, I'm aware of gangs and not going to a
gas station in the middle of the night. Yeah, very dangerous.

Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
Aware of dark alleys.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
I'm aware of dark alleys and watching my drink when
I put it down at a bar whole pins. Yeah,
I'm also aware that you know your smoke detectors need
to be checked to make sure the battery is still working.

Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
You're aware?

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
Yeah, I'm aware when you go home every day, you're aware.

Speaker 6 (01:26:11):
I'm very aware all the kisses.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
Make my kids aware, don't talk to strangers.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
Yeah, you got to make them aware. Yeah, what about
twelve dogs are are aware?

Speaker 6 (01:26:25):
Yeah, that's something you need to be aware of.

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
If you want kisses. You know what I'm saying you want? Well,
there's this week and We're going to take a quick break.
More Woody Show is coming up.

Speaker 6 (01:26:37):
Who would be expecting right.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
Next?

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
The Woody Show. I love it. It's great.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
All right, welcome back everybody. Hi, it is Thursday. It's
The Woody Show. A couple of the holidays. Today, Happy
National Pasta Day. October seventeenth is also Black Poetry Day,
so shout out to Vaughan. He loves that slam poetry.
Andy's black. Yeah, so two for one. Today it's Conflict

(01:27:15):
Resolution Day. It's also National Payback of Friend Day. Wear
something Gaudy Day I see all the time, and SeaBASS.
Today is International Day for the Eradication of Poverty, which
I know you're all about. Yeah, just wants to get
rid of poors.

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
So he says, they's wrong with being poor, there's something
wrong with acting poor.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
We got some of the entertainment stuff for you today.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
We were talking about how the and my wife, Oh
my god, she loves Wicked, Wizard of Oz, all that
stuff in this new movie coming out. She's so excited.
She's been talking about it NonStop since they announced it.
And all this stuff got delivered to the house. There's
all this like skin care stuff that's Wicked themed.

Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
Life doesn't waste money?

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Who said I did I say that?

Speaker 4 (01:28:02):
I hadn't heard that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
I think you came up recently where you basically said,
what do you mean you defender? No, it's necessary, it's
for projects and stuff. No, sometimes, but yeah, sometimes I
waste money or something. Oh yeah, but that was years ago.
At this point, I think we're still using that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
So she's due for another splurge. But Wicked collaboration. Yeah,
here it is celebrity product.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
Like the hand lotion comes out green.

Speaker 4 (01:28:27):
Oa, just sigh. Gravity body cream.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
Yeah, so here we go. So this Wicked themed Stanley.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
Yes, I saw these. I want the green one so bad.
It shelves at Target, and as expected, things got crazy.
Shoppers noticed the color of men of her current Stanley cup.

Speaker 9 (01:28:46):
It's green green, but this is it's green like Emerald
City green. And you can use it all year long
because it's like Saint Patrick's Day Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
It's still like festive, but it's.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Super cute, useful.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
I know, does it say Wicked on there anywhere? Is
it just green?

Speaker 4 (01:29:01):
It's just the color. There's a green one and then
there's a pink one. The pink one like the Glen Sammy.

Speaker 6 (01:29:07):
Have you heard that old timey quote A fool and
his money are soon parted.

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
Yeah, a fool and her money are constantly I say one,
I said I want one.

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
They're probably so I'm just saying, keep that quote in
my arm if you're about.

Speaker 6 (01:29:19):
To buy it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
Does a little flying monkey.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Shoppers report near brawls cups being grabbed out of people's hands,
and uh, this whole thing could have been avoided by
going to targets app or their website. Since the cups
I mean like they're available there, I mean they're sold out.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
Now, I could take it another way. That's god have
been avoided. Oh yeah, yeah, I know, but like buying
one in the first place.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
Yeah, if you're really into it, I guess I don't guess.

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
I found collabs.

Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
Wait a minute, hold on, didn't we just talk about
how you bought a ten dollars cup eleven dollars cup
of Ranch? I bought a one dollar cup of Ranch
for a ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:29:54):
Shipping fase, which is for Okay, Hanna's his birthday month enjoyment.

Speaker 4 (01:29:58):
Oh, oh, there you go. So I found an Alta
exclusive Wicked brush for fifty two dollars. Oh, but why
do they get mad? Why is it like hares getting
ripped out and people are tripping each other just to
get all dumb the more exclusive.

Speaker 7 (01:30:16):
But there's over a hundred colors of Stanley cups. Pick
another one.

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
It's wicked.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
Alex van Halen has a book coming out, it's called Brothers,
and he was doing an interview with Rolling Stone about
and telling some stories, including how back in two thousand
and one, Van Halen approached Ozzy Osbourne to join the
band and be their singer what this is after Gary
Charone And it almost happened, but that's when the Osbourne's
launched on MTV, and that basically killed the deal because

(01:30:43):
he wasn't doing a lot of music stuff at that
point you didn't have to do, so they reunited with
Sammy Hagar instead. By the way, Sammy was great, Sammy R.
Sammy was great, awesome with Van Halen and got so
much crap. I don't know why so many people hated
on him being in van Halen, but anyway, years later
van Halen rehearsed with Chris Cornell and I guess they

(01:31:04):
were all sold on him. But then he died. Yeah, Soris, Like,
I think both Ozzy and Chris Cornell would have been
odd choices.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
Okay, you have non rock historians. Van Halen's first European
tour they opened for Black Sabbath.

Speaker 4 (01:31:21):
So what does that have to do with.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
Red No, no, but it would have been weird as
the front.

Speaker 5 (01:31:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
The other thing Alex mentioned is how after Eddie died,
they had planned Van Halen tour, which got shot down
by David Lee. Roth asked me why why because he
quote freaked out that the rest of the band wanted
to pay tribute to Eddie during the shows, like they
were going to have like a video of him playing
guitar and like, so his guitar part would have been
what's playing in the crowd while the rest of the

(01:31:50):
band played live, and so they could do this as
a tribute to Eddie and he was freaked out pissed
about it. Yeah, no, he he he had And by
the way, he's an ass wipe allegedly not allegedly, so
many people, especially when he tried that whole radio thing
that had to deal with them, and he's an a hole.

Speaker 4 (01:32:07):
Diamond day.

Speaker 5 (01:32:08):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
Also, my buddy Mark Madden made this point and I
agree with that one thousand percent. The reality is that
without Eddie van Halen, there would be no David Lee Roth.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
Probably true.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
Yeah, I mean there's a ton of stories. Alex van
Halen's book Brothers is going to be out next week, okay.
Jerry Seinfeld, walking it back, no longer believes that the
extreme left is ruining comedy. That was a big story
when that happened. In fact, in a new interview, he
says the left hasn't done anything to restrict comedy. I
don't know what happened, like all of a sudden.

Speaker 7 (01:32:36):
He's like, well, yeah, I don't know if there's pressure
on from you know, anyone or anything.

Speaker 4 (01:32:42):
But you know what I love about this. I think
this is a win for all people.

Speaker 7 (01:32:46):
It doesn't matter what side you're on, because it's a
great example of someone going my bad, I was wrong.
I can change course, and we need that so.

Speaker 4 (01:32:55):
Bad it is. Yeah, no, you gotta dig your heels
in the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
Yeah, but it just seems kind of weird, like all
of a sudden, Well, you can't say that it hasn't
affected it. I mean like Gills got fired from SNL
two days in for something he said years earlier. Right,
it's a joke, so it has definitely affected comedy.

Speaker 7 (01:33:11):
But he said, you know, if if the if the
you know, goalpost is moving, move with the goalpost, you know,
as comedian, be more flexible.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
Yeah, but like the political correctness stuff definitely has. It's
been a wet blanket on comedy because then you know,
all these people want to get you canceled, and you
know you got you lose everything.

Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
Yeah, but I think that it's turned around big time
with stuff like kill Tony.

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean there's people are loving
that comedy well, because here's the thing. Guys like that
Tony Hinchcliff works for himself, right, And that's what I've
always said to people like Joe Cooy and to Bert Kreischer,
Adam Carolla, y Joe Rogan. He doesn't really work for anybody.

Speaker 4 (01:33:51):
Yeah, you do whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
Your only job is to please your hardcore fans.

Speaker 4 (01:33:56):
Yeah, and if they if they show up and buy
a ticket, you're fine.

Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
And that's all that matter. You don't have to worry
about any stupid advertiser or network or whatever their agenda
or whatever is. All you have to do is please
your customer and that's it and that's all like that,
that's the dream, that is it really is? Uh? Diddy
costumes are springing up for Halloween in case you want
to be Diddy. Why oh yeah, speaking of some examples

(01:34:26):
are giant bottles of baby oil. Yeah, baby fat, I'm
sorry fat fake batman villain calling Diddy the Diddler, masks
that look like Diddy's face. You know, you know, there
we go. Some people are offended by that.

Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
The Diddler instead of the Riddler. It's good. I mean, yeah,
let's all just dress as pedophiles. That's hilarious. Wow, America
Sammy for your lawsuits.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
Yeah, but weren't you going to be Osama bin Laden
for Halloween this year? So you said that we weren't
going to do the tattoo for morn says, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:34:58):
Going to be that for Halloween? Now is she mart
thunder Shiver.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
Shiverday? And you know what we don't get. We'll start
with this celebrities. Happy birthday to Eminem Marshall Mathers the
Third who is fifty two years old today.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
Grandpa Eminem, Chris Kirkpatrick going.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
To get jass kick. Who are some of little lym
Biscuit bastards. Yeah, Chris Kirkpatrick's birthdays today as well.

Speaker 4 (01:35:25):
Fifty three.

Speaker 5 (01:35:26):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
You got to Mike Judge, the creator of Office Space,
Beavis and Butthead, King of the Hill, Silicon Valley. He's
a he's a really cool guy. He's got to sit
and hang and talk with him for a while. One
day on the set of Silicon Valley. I got invited
down there because I love that show and a friend
and Mie was working on it, and it was really
cool to talk to this guy because, like, dude, you
know how much I love Beavis and Butthead. But he

(01:35:47):
does the voice for Beavis and Butthead and Hank Hill.

Speaker 6 (01:35:50):
What a guy.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Mike Johne sixty two, George went norm On cheers, Oh wow,
seventy six years old. Holly Holm, the MMA fighter who
was the first to beat run Around forty three y
Cleft Jean the Fujis is fifty five, Alan Jackson is
sixty six, Felicity Jones is forty one, and Ziggy Marley
is fifty six. Your pornod birthday today is Logan Pierce

(01:36:13):
and today it's a birthday boy, and he's been handing
out the hot beef injection a whopping one two hundred
and fifty five fine films, including fifty shades of Asian play.
He was in Horny Hospitality Volume one, also Lending Out
Her Labia. He was in Pool Out Game Week Volume one,

(01:36:36):
also Another Man's Wife Volumes two, three, and eight. Wow,
and who can forget his unforgettable role you guys in
this slit is lit a right, hey nice. That is
Logan Pierce, who is thirty four years old today. And
now's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is
a Thursday lookal what's happening in the world of entertainment

(01:36:57):
here on the Woody Show. We're gonna take a break
more Woodies Show next, hang on.

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
I buila wouldn't approve.

Speaker 3 (01:37:08):
Well, that's gonna do it for Thursday morning, everybody, Pretty
Friday for us in the books. For you, it's a
full show podcast waiting for you. Just go to the
Woodieshow dot com. Today in all New Redneck News, we
covered that of course, all the big trending news headlines
of the morning. And thanks to all your feedback and
from what we got around the room, we did a

(01:37:30):
round of Judge My Baby, and we were able to
tell Jenny, our listener who sent us the email, whether
or not her kid is fugly or not sure should
be showing around these photos. A lot of the response
is very, very funny. Thank you guys for participating. If
you want to see the photos are still posted right
there on our Instagram page. Find us at the Woodi

(01:37:51):
Show on Instagram. Hey, as fun as that was, Tomorrow's
gonna be even better because it's gonna be Friday. Our
way into the weekend as quickly as possible. We got
the Friday fail stories. Also around of the du IQ
for our Dumbass contest, get ready for huge comedy menaces,

(01:38:12):
late night.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
Monologue, week in Review, some of.

Speaker 3 (01:38:17):
The trending news headlines, and some other stuff. We'll get
to Friday morning as we work through the morning end
of the weekend as quickly as possible here on The
Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:38:26):
Yeahah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
In the meantime, as you know, you can always leave
it every guy in the after hours voicemail. A lot
of people doing that eight seven seven forty four Woodie,
and the email has picked up a lot for some reason.
It goes in waves like we always get emails, but
we're getting a lot of emails good. I think as
we were pimping the judge my baby thing, we got
so many submissions crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
I'm sean Gina like, they just kept coming in.

Speaker 3 (01:38:46):
It's crazy. Love it. Hit us up with an email.
Email at the Woody Show dot com, Greg Gory Party
words of wisdom.

Speaker 6 (01:38:53):
Please, Yeah, marry somebody who gives you the same feeling
menace when you see food coming at a restaurant.

Speaker 5 (01:38:58):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (01:39:00):
That's a good way to explain it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
Do you have that feeling menace?

Speaker 6 (01:39:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:39:05):
Of course, yeah up there, Yeah, yeah, of course I do.

Speaker 6 (01:39:09):
Of course I do it every day.

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
He gets home, he sees nacho, He's like, oh yeah,
I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:39:15):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:39:16):
Get in my mouth right, all right, Thank you very much,
Greg Gory, thank you so much for giving the show
some of your valuable time this morning. You know, we
love it. Appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys
can suck it. Catch you back here on Friday. Have
a great day. S MD double M.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
I quit this bitch.