The Woody Show October 18th 2024 Podcast

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program, Listener discretion
is advise.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Egg Good morning everybody. Today is October the eighteenth, twenty
twenty four.

Speaker 6 (00:52):
Yar, guys, would you look at that?

Speaker 7 (00:54):
Today is Friday.

Speaker 8 (01:00):
I'm talking about hell yeah, oh, hell yah, Friday morning.

Speaker 6 (01:06):
It is the One show trying to get in the
weekend as quickly as we can. Thank you for being here.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I'm Mordy.

Speaker 6 (01:11):
That's Greig Gory. There's Menace.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
What is up? We got Gina, gret Sammy's here. There's
Sea Bash. We got Bored, we got Caroline, we got Morgan,
we got.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Vonn and you and together we'll get through the morning
and into the.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Weekends all year.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
It's official. It's a Friday morning. Phones open eight seven,
seven forty four. Woodie hit us up with a text
Friday check in over to two to nine eight seven.
Anybody got any exciting weekend plans?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yes? Man is I will be a ten doing a
dinner service at.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
That's right.

Speaker 9 (03:05):
That was the one who invited me to exactly.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
I might know a lady in the area. Wow. Plus
I get rubbitt MENACE's face that I got to go
to he didn't.

Speaker 8 (03:17):
It's fine, I have a reservation anyways, it's not for
this weekendtually, i'd.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Double burn. You want a little birthday update? Actually?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Is Trey Parker and Matt still going to give you
a tour? No double burn?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
They give you?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
No, No, that would be that would be the burn,
because I'd be above and beyond.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
No, no, no, it is actually a burn on me.
So you know on my birthday list, I wanted to
fly to Fiji. That's right right on Fiji airways.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
That sounds lovely. Menus, it does sound the way to Japan.

Speaker 8 (03:47):
Yeah, and I guess who's doing it this weekend, Gregry. No,
that would be spicy Nacho because we have a hugee
friend who was going and her boyfriend can't make it
and now she's taking her place.

Speaker 9 (04:00):
Oh come.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Just dropping stuff and you don't care. I know, No,
I don't. I'd be I said, go for I would
care a little bit.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Why well no, not like I wouldn't be mad at
or anything, but like i'd be uh, i'd be so
hell jel yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
Oh yeah, it's something you really you put on your birthday.

Speaker 8 (04:20):
Yeah, I mean I really want to do it, but
I said, and then doing it, I'm not going to
stop her from doing.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Now, I'm just saying stop her from doing But like
there's got to be a party.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
That's kind of like, damn it.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
She didn't book it without him.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Yeah, no, I know, but the fact that she gets
to go, and I mean, I mean for her, it's
great for her, it sucks for you.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, And and you really should check out they did
a documentary of them buying if they're buying Cosa Yeah,
I heard about that. Yeah. And it's just not a
big spoiler, but just the insane amount of misuse and
like safety hazards that were there back in the seventies
when Greg was there, noise and the nineties and how
many millions and millions of dollars and which is the trailers.

(05:00):
It's not a spoiler, which is like them taking that
part of the place apart it was. It's really a nightmare.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
So Trey Parker and Matt Stone South Park guys, they
bought this restaurant.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Well yeah, and they loved it because it was it
was their childhood restaurant. And they made the episode about
it years ago.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Of course, yeah, and you're not wrong. I was there
in the seventies. I was three years old and it
was one of my first memories of being alive.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yeah, it's one of my earliest memories.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Was the cliff Divers.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
And then and then I went as an adult to
visit a friend in Denver.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
This was in ninety one. I want to say, oh, And.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
I said, isn't there a restaurant where somebody dives off
a cliff?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
And they're like, I'll roll their eyes.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeahs need to, I'll take you because they don't given
if it.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Is in all with a planet fitness and like.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
A standalone right, And they did not care. But we
still went.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
So I've been oh, yeah, been there twice.

Speaker 10 (05:54):
I always thought it was fake when I sat on
South Park, I didn't know it was real.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
It was apparently it was a tourist trap. Like like
I said, like they showed subpar food. They show Oh
the food was like cafeteria, microwave cafeteria.

Speaker 9 (06:08):
It doesn't have to be good.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, exactly. It was the cliff dive, but it was
the diving stuff and it was the only thing to
do in Denver.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
Apparently that's hilarious, but it's like a legit restaurant.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Again.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, it looks and the way they describe it, it
really is because it's it was built out like I guess,
sort of like a rainforest cafe is today. So like
for little kids, it's like a little disney Land, like, oh,
like all this cool stuff going on and there's there's magical.
It's magical. That's why Cartman, he was essentially the trade
Matt put themselves into the Cartman character. Yeah, well, oh
look at.

Speaker 7 (06:39):
The scary thing and I want to do this and
have this and that food.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
So for kids, it's really super cool and it has
a nostalgia factor. So did chick you're taking has kids
or something.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
No, bro, There's a lot of stuff you see as
a kid that you think ruled and was magical. And
then because there's this bar in the city where I
grew up that it would quote rain in there every
hour or whatever, and then a band would get on
a little platform boat and go into the middle of
the water, and you thought it was so rad.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
And then you go as an adult you're like, this
is so cheesy.

Speaker 11 (07:10):
And I thought a pool table was like my dad
would take us to like these bars that used to
go at to around Vanderbilt when he was in school,
and they would let us go to the bars because
you know who carried it was little kids and I
got just throwing his playing pool.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
It's not even using the sticks. This is the most
I go to that bar. Like this place kind of.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
It's cool they bought it.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
I mean you had that place from your childhood and well, yeah,
well I told you, like I wanted to buy my
grandma's house, and I had that alert set up on
Zillow was supposed to tell me when that house went
for sale, and it never happened.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Like in that wall, it didn't happen. The alert didn't happen, right.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
I decided like one day to say like, oh, let
me see, and then it just said sold.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
When I looked it up, I'm like, kid, damn it.
I was so pissed. You could still make them an offer.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Well, the house is now realisted, by the way, that's
what obviously, because it just sold like.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
A year ago.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Kind of garbage is going on there.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yeah, I don't know, maybe they got divorced or whatever.

Speaker 9 (08:15):
But that's it's a reasonable price.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Two hundred and nineteen thousand dollars man, nine hundred and
fifty two square feet two bedrooms. It's like half of
a yeah, I am, but it looks like they did
a bunch of work to kind of.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
They picked.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
They picked, They picked up a hideous dark blue oh no,
like like cherry, like the dark cherry wood floor and
looks mismatched floor and in the kitchen, like what kind
of what kind of animals?

Speaker 6 (08:50):
And how dare you do this to my grandmother's house?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Are there no gays in the neighborhood?

Speaker 9 (08:54):
I know, let them help you.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
Yeah, but even looking at these pictures, that looks wildly
different from when my grandmother was there. But just like
the raw space itself, it's like, make an offer. It
reminds me of childhood.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Man.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
I don't know what i'd do with it now.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Because would you go on every weekend?

Speaker 5 (09:10):
No, I'd probably be it because my aunt Chrissy, she's
the one and she lives in the same town. Oh yeah, yeah,
she can like do the cleaning for it, which somebody
told me, like when you have an airbnb other people,
Is that true, Gregan?

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Were you talking about that?

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Like the people who stay there there was they were
supposed to clean it.

Speaker 10 (09:28):
I have rented so many airbnbs and there is a
laundry list of things that you are supposed to do.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Like a laundry exactly.

Speaker 10 (09:37):
And this is on top of the cleaning fee that
you pay, which which made a lot of you know,
Renter's revolt and be like, then what are we paying
you for?

Speaker 9 (09:45):
If I have to do the.

Speaker 10 (09:47):
Dishes and take the garbage to the streets, do laundry,
take the garbage to the dumpsters, you still have.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
No dirty dishes.

Speaker 9 (09:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
I already found the idea of staying in an AIRBNBA
to be unappealing. Oh you'll hate that, but man, I
really hate that.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
I love it.

Speaker 10 (10:00):
And the rents are becoming like they get it and
that now they're like all email someone and be.

Speaker 9 (10:06):
Like, hey, I'm super interested in your spot. So what's
the checkout policy? Am I doing all your laundry?

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Or what are we doing? And then no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 10 (10:13):
So I think they're starting to change. But you are
literally the cleaning service and paying a cleaning face.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Yeah seeah, I'd rather just have my aunt Chrissy go over.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah you should get check on it.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
My uh my uncle Tim and Chrissy's husband. He's already
a superintendent for an apartment building right up the street.

Speaker 6 (10:29):
That could be like perfect for all.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
The maintenance to work for you.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Yeah, i'd pay them. No, i'd pay them, of course,
i'd pay him.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
I think it's exciting. You should.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, I am considering it. I can't believe it's already
back on the market.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
It's only been a year. Somebody die. Yeah, they're gonna
have to know you. Maybe it's a murder house, right,
they just use it to shoot pornos, Yeah, big math
and kill Yeah. Yeah, you can make you can shoot
pornos everywhere these days forty four. Well, yeah, maybe I
can make it like an only fans like.

Speaker 6 (11:00):
Sluthhouse they have.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah, girl, And you know your grandma's ghost was watching it.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Oh man, My my grandfather did her so dirty man.
Like my grandmother was the one who you would have
thought she got divorced yesterday. She was still so angry
and bitter. Uh No, I'm saying, like, you know, cause
she she got done, dirty man. But my grandfather really
changed my relationship with him. Think anybody else she lost
all interests I think in in dudes in that kind

(11:32):
of like any kind of relationship or anything else. Forget it.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Did she ever explore being a lesbian? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
That's a good question to have to ask her next
time I stopped buying, I'd be like, yeah, chick, Grandma,
she did really love the McDonald's filet of fish sandwich.

Speaker 9 (11:54):
That's not nothing, right, all right?

Speaker 6 (11:56):
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Speaker 5 (12:20):
A Woody Show, and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training, free, politically correct world.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
You guys, it is Friday morning. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
October eighteenth, twenty twenty four, Woody Greg, Hi, menace our
birthday month?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Boy?

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Yes, Hi, there's a Gina Greg October's kind of flying
by menace. It is said, bummy out birthday month. You
look forward to all year a year older and not old.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, man, old.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
You're an old head as early as the kids would say.
Right now, I guess start calling you unk. I would
love to be called the unk.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Have you seen I see that on on social media? Yeah?
Like unk menace or yeah, I forget exactly about it. Yeah,
I'm not cold out to pull that up now. Yeah,
there's a sea. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
We gotta said, it's super cool. It's like a purple suit.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
I could.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Phones are open eight seven seven, you can hit some
of the text over to two nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
We got the d U i Q.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
That's gonna be coming up for you a little bit
later on this hour. But we're going to start this
hour with your Friday fail stories. And by the way,

(13:58):
do you think you think this is the week that
we have Gina solo?

Speaker 3 (14:04):
I don't know about that, is it? I think?

Speaker 9 (14:06):
So?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
All right, yeah, Gina's gonna solo for your Friday fail stories.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
It's gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to it.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
We have all these unfortunate souls.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
I thought they had the perfect plan, but then the
perfect plan went sideways and it became one big, stinking,
mega uber alter.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Here we go, Gina Grant.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
I didn't think you should do.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
She was gonna naked, I mean for you know, for
a first time soloing. Who wasn't expecting the high Yeah,
I I'm expecting it a.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
Little of something more flowy that.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
That was good.

Speaker 9 (14:58):
No, I thought we were just fail fail exceptionally.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
It is confusing.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
What's how we do it?

Speaker 9 (15:05):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Because we don't have any kind of singing talent?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
All right?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, nice job?

Speaker 5 (15:12):
Uh fail story starting with this one from Ohio, where
you got these three idiots, Rihanna, Matthew, and Richard. They're
all buddies. But Richard, you guys know Richard, he's on
a registered sex offender list. So the three of them
came up with a brilliant plan to get him off
of that list. And they pretended that Richard committed suicide

(15:33):
by falling into a lake.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Okay, perfect, Yeah, so that's.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
That was the deal. He fell into the lake. They
even made a fake suicide note, and uh they gave
the note to the cops. The investigators and three dive
teams spend tons of time in resources trying to find
Richard's body, only to realize it was a hoax. So
Richard was arrested, charged with tampering with evidence, including panic,
I'm sorry, inducing panic and making fun alarms. And by

(16:01):
the way, he's still a registered sex offender. His two
idiot buddies are in trouble as well. Dump bump, bump.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
I guess the lesson there is fake falling in a river?

Speaker 5 (16:12):
Yeah, or the ocean?

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah? Something Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
This next one is from the Netherlands where an employee
at a museum throughout these two empty beer cans. But
you know whatever, no big deal. But Greg, in this case,
those two beer cans were actually priceless pieces of modern arts.
I have a picture I was showing you in a second.
The hand painted beer cans were made to look like

(16:36):
they were just two empty beer cans and somebody had
just carelessly left behind, and they really do look like that.
But the museum's elevator it's all glass, and so they're
sitting on top of the glass ceiling, and so the
elevator repair guy didn't realize this was an art exhibit. Well,
somebody had just left them there, and so he thought
he was being helpful toss him in the trash. Lucky

(16:56):
for them, though, the trash hadn't been sent to the
dump yet, and they were able to find the cans
and clean them up. I mean, here's a there's a
picture of them.

Speaker 9 (17:04):
No, that's very important.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Yeah, I mean yeah, I mean modern art, right, A
couple of.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Cans just lying there. Yeah, it's so dumb. Let's pay
for that. Yeah, how about this one?

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Have you accidentally ever left something on the roof of
your car and drove away?

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yep? No, no, yes I have.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Well, this guy in Australia he left his fiance's two
thousand dollars wedding dress on top of their suv and
drove off. It happened while they were picking it up
at their storage unit. He tossed it on the roof
so he could put it in last, so you didn't
want to get it crushed by the other boxes. But
then he forgot about it and drove off, got on

(17:42):
the highway, and so they walked down the side of
the highway, but it wasn't there, and at the last
check they still hadn't found it, and they were offering
a five hundred dollars reward to anybody who returns it.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Is she going to wear it again, ripped up and dirty?

Speaker 8 (17:56):
Well maybe not if it's in like one of those
bags thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
A nice start, am I? Right? Ladies? Yeah right, yeah,
what a cheap dressed. Yeah. And finally, I'll give you
this story.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
It's from Canada where these cops they showed up to
arrest this dude. He responded by shooting at them with
a rifle. The officers took cover, they fired back, the
guy runs off.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
They eventually found him. He had tried to hide in
somebody's septic tank.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Oh no, I just don't hate that.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
How'd you like to be the one to pull him
out of there?

Speaker 10 (18:28):
No, thank you?

Speaker 5 (18:30):
At least it off first. Yeah, but he'll be spending
he just found out the next eight years in failed jail.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
Sailed.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yuck.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
But but you don't hate that. Well, it's kind of
like Andy dufrayn right, he mean yeah, First off, he's
not going to look there. Second off, if you do
find me, it's a costume.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Yeah, that's on you. Yeah, true enough.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
All right, Well there's your Friday Failed Stories Phones open
eight seven seven forty four. What if you'd like to
play the duy q It's eighty seven forty four.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Woody our dumb ass contest d YQ. That is next.

Speaker 6 (19:04):
You're on The Woody Show. Happy Friday Show.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
All right, welcome back and a happy Friday to y'ally Friday.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
It is the Woody Show and our dumb ass contest today.
Who's ready to play the Duq?

Speaker 3 (19:24):
The oh?

Speaker 6 (19:29):
I don't know where that clip came from.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
I don't either, but we played a oh.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
That's up eighty seven seven forty four. Woody hit us
up with the text over to two to nine eight seven.
We do have a contestant lineup for a round of
the duy Q, and you want to explain the way
the game works to everybody?

Speaker 6 (19:48):
Please see bass.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yes, I hit the streets, find someone who's drunk and
ask them questions that well, everyone knows the answer. But
that's the game. Is this person so drunk that they
won't know the answer, So you're guessing whether they know.
If you do so too times out of three correctly,
you win. All right, So the Duiq some call it
the duke, you know, and we actually have it. We
we actually have a person on the line here whose
name is Duke.

Speaker 6 (20:10):
Yeah, Duke playing the Duke.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Hey, Duke, Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (20:14):
All right?

Speaker 5 (20:15):
So you're gonna play the duy Q now? Before we
get into the questions actually count. We're gonna play a
little clip here so we can get a better idea
just how with it or not with it? The drunk
person is and the sea bass mentioned when we get
Once we get to the actual questions, you just have
to correctly guess two out of three times if the
drunk will know the answer.

Speaker 6 (20:32):
And who do we have here?

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Seabatt is Darius and he got him at a beer festival. Great.
I love beer festivals, wine festivals also, Greg course, So
you're outdoors, you're sampling, you're mingling, there's a little music.
It is lovely. One of my favorite type of events.
Also great for d u q becase people drink a
beer all day. Sure, he's gonna tell us more about that.

Speaker 7 (20:51):
All right, how many beers would you say you had tonight?

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Several?

Speaker 7 (20:57):
How many is several?

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Fife? Oh wow, it's not too bad.

Speaker 7 (21:04):
So how are you gonna end the evening tonight?

Speaker 3 (21:06):
I'm probably gonna sack some you know, Oh my god, No,
sniffy I've heard of Sniffy's for folks who don't know
what is sniffy. Sniff Sniffy's is a hook of that.
Oh my god, Okay, Sniffy's about sniffing underwear.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Oh my god, cause I get sniff I mean, there
we go.

Speaker 7 (21:25):
It's pretty much it's pretty much quick questions.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yes, I'm Sniffy. Well, okay, we learned about Sniffy's just
this year when I was out at the Gay Straight
or No Top Versatile a raven his bottom and we
we have we have talked about Sniffies on the air
and it is like it's like grinder to the max.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Bought a extra grinder, extra grinding and.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Yeah, because we looked it up and it was like
originally like an underwear sniffing app that kind of evolved
I believe into a gay hookup app. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
Now keep in mind these gays they're professional drinkers.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Oh let me.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Think about it, like how many And I'm thinking about
like Mike the show killer or Greg.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
My lesbian sister, every yay guy.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
I know, our friend Leicester.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
My god, these guys can put These people can put
down some drinks.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
This is gonna be good. Yeah, all right and functional,
you know what I mean? Well, not at all times
they put the fun and functional. Sometimes they fall into thing. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Last time I saw our friend Lester where we were
at crunch and he ended up literally passed out at
the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Ing down love it so embarrassing.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
All right, So, Duke, are you ready for the questions?

Speaker 1 (22:35):
I'm ready.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
Let's do it all right, here we go, d u
I Q question number one?

Speaker 7 (22:39):
Bangladesh is on? What continents?

Speaker 6 (22:41):
Bangladesh is on?

Speaker 3 (22:43):
One? Yeah? They have website approps to catch him up.
Sniffy's was launched in twenty eighteen as an underwear trading website,
but now refers more about sniffing what's around and sniffing
out the fun.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Okay, what kind.

Speaker 7 (22:57):
Of Bangladesh is on? What continent?

Speaker 5 (23:01):
Bangladesh is on? What continent? Do we think they're gonna
know this? We'll start with you, Gina grad.

Speaker 10 (23:06):
Yeah, I don't think Sammy and Menace know this, okay,
but I.

Speaker 9 (23:10):
Feel hopeful about our guest, Duke. I say yes to.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Duke and no it's Darius.

Speaker 9 (23:17):
Subject sorry, I mean Darius. I feel good about Darius.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
I think Duke's had a heart attack.

Speaker 9 (23:23):
I met.

Speaker 6 (23:25):
Yeah, you're all good, Duke, all right, Greg Gory.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
I kind of think Menace will get it. I think
Sammy will not. Sorry Sammy or Darius. I think he
might luck into it, so that's always an option. Yes,
I'm going to say no to Sammy, Yes to Menace
and the Drunk.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
All right, put me down for a for a triple
no Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Darius will
get it?

Speaker 3 (23:50):
No? No, no? All right?

Speaker 6 (23:52):
What do you think here, Duke? Yes or no?

Speaker 3 (23:55):
I'm going to go against everyone. I'm gonna say he's
gonna get it.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
All right, Well, you know what, if you're gonna look,
if you're gonna go out of the limb gamble, you
might as well do it on the first questions.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
You don't want to leave that gamble until later in
the game. All right, So question number one, d u i.

Speaker 7 (24:10):
Q Bangladesh is on what continents?

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Sammy? Asia? Menace Asia? Look at that?

Speaker 5 (24:17):
The answer is Asia. Yeah all right, Now will Darius
get it?

Speaker 7 (24:22):
Let's find out Bangladesh is on what continents?

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Bangladesh is in India.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yeah, that's not a continent, that is the country, and
that is the Middle East. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
I thought I thought he was going to ferret it out,
so I'd like to change my answer.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
All right, Sorry, sorry about that too, That's sorry. I
see that thing.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
You go out on the limb on the first one,
and then you know you still got a chance to redeem.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
Question number two for the d U.

Speaker 7 (24:52):
I Q, what is the square root of eighty one?

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Coming back to this one? Forget how many we have?
One of them got it right last No, they both
got it wrong last time. Yeah, it was a different number.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Have they learned?

Speaker 3 (25:04):
That's well, that's all. That's the fun gen that's.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
What is the square root of eighty one?

Speaker 5 (25:10):
What is the square root of eighty one? I'm going
triple no, Greg said, triple.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Now, you're still I'm also triple now, triple.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
No Menace and Sammy, do you think that Darius will
get this?

Speaker 12 (25:21):
No?

Speaker 3 (25:22):
No, no, all right, what do you think, Duke he's
going to get this one? Really? Do you come asking questions?
Are you trying to lose the game?

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Like, no, no, I think he's not all there, but
he's kind of there. I see your point. I almost leaned.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yes, you're listening to some different audio, yeah, because this
is like segregat question. I feel like you're asking to lose,
Like are we holding up? Are the game?

Speaker 6 (25:49):
Are you busy? Like you're just trying to get this
over with that's fun.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
I don't get him on that. He knows he's not playing. Yeah,
I mean, are you getting I mean, I'm not sure
you're getting this? Is it? Are you sure this isn't
Final Jeopardy? You're going yes?

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh? Man, I got to go yet.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
He's got to get that. I stick with this, gut
I can. I'll applaud it.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
We're gonna check with Sammy and Menace.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
First question number two for the d U, I Q,
what is the square root of eighty one?

Speaker 6 (26:15):
What is the square root of eighty one?

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Menace? Eight? Eight? Sammy nine? Nine?

Speaker 5 (26:21):
All right, nine is the answer, Menace? You were close,
You were close.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Recently wrote down sixty nine. Did you try to nine minute? Yeah, Menace?
Did you try to check your work by multiplying eight
by eight to see what that is?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:32):
But I still came up with eight? Oh? Really? So
what is eight times eight? I'm just kidding.

Speaker 8 (26:37):
I didn't what is eight times eight? Eight times eight
sixty four? A?

Speaker 3 (26:42):
There you go, So that can't be the square of
any one. I didn't do eight times eight. You just
randomly picked. I just wrote down eight. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
eight came to him. Yes, that's what I wrote down,
I know, I know, I'm trying to explain the work
to see about we're showing you work getting anyway, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he eight just popped into his mind. Yeah, I wrote,

(27:04):
and so he wrote down.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
He wrote down eight.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
Yeah, you have a friend or a family never named eight.
All right, So all right, dude, here we go. You
had confidence that here is gonna be let me it
says it's the drunk.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
Question number two for the d uy Q, what.

Speaker 7 (27:21):
Is the square root of eighty one?

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Nine? I was like nine stood by his convictions.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
One, Yeah, for sure, there is no way. That's all
right dude, you're you're hanging in there, you're on the board.
You got a point.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Now you need to give it this one thing?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah, all right, that could be in that.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
You know he has a little bit in there.

Speaker 13 (27:51):
Okay, all right, wow, all right he sniffed that one out,
sniffed it, sniffy did sniffy?

Speaker 3 (28:02):
All right?

Speaker 6 (28:02):
Question number three, Make or break for the d u
i Q.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Charles Darwin wrote, the origin of wa Okay, I don't know,
if only, if only we had memories of last don't know.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Five weeks, five weeks, five.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Or six weeks. If only we had that memory, I'm
gonna say triple no.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Yeah, same, uh, God, I will medicine, Sammy, No, God,
Darius is tricky. Now see now, dude, Now you got
me thinking like maybe he will know this.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (28:37):
Is he a student? Is that his thing?

Speaker 3 (28:39):
He appeared to be older than he put me down the.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
God triple Now I'm following my giant gut triple no.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
What did you say? All right, medicine, Sammy, what do
you think about Darius?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
No?

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Non dog? All right, duke, this is it make or break?
Do you think he's gonna get it? Quadruple no, quadruple no.
All right, nobody's going to get it. Question number three.
Charles Darwin wrote the Origin of what menace?

Speaker 6 (29:09):
Life life, Sammy.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Evolution, evolution. You guys are in the ballpark at least, Darwinism, evolution,
Origin of species, species species.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Yeah you know, duke, right, yeah, duke, Yeah, it was
right there on the tip of my tongue.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:27):
All right.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Now, let's see, does Darius know what the duke here
thinks that he will not? And if that's the case,
he's gonna be the winner of the duy q.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
Charles Darwin wrote the origin of what.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
That's all that war is incorrect. Congratulations you pulled that
one out, my friend. You are the winner of the
d u K comeback. That's right.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
Something tells me that might be in Darius's future. After
that'd be festival. Yeah, after you hit sniffy. Yeah, it's
so easy to be gay. All right, well do congratulations professor,
and thank you so much for being a great sport
and playing the d u i Q with us.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Have a great weekend, Okay, I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Thanks all right, there as.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
Duke everybody, I am all right tricky, yeah, righty, tricky unexpected.
All right, Well, we're gonna take a quick break. We've
got some more Friday Woodies show coming up for you
next hang.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
On, we'll be back probably maybe we'll consider the matter.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Wi A the Angles can get back to you.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
The wood Show, heinous, the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Well, besides the Alter Ego stuff, which is obviously that's the.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Big story for this week, the announcement of Alter Ego
and the tickets calling on sale next week. Chance to
win them all day today seven am to seven pm.
But we have a free event and that's the next
big Woody show party at Marongo. Oh yes, that is
coming up on Friday, November the first. So that's gonna
be at Marongo Casino Resort and spa. Our friend Rome,

(31:08):
Rome Ramirez Sublime with Rome. Perhaps you've heard of him. Yeah,
every time he is going.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
To be there.

Speaker 6 (31:14):
He's going to be performing for us.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
We're gonna have a bunch of giveaways, including the brand
new T shirts that Menace created called the Diet Starts
Tomorrow t shirt. Yeah, it would have been funny if
we only offer those from double X to four X.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
No smalls or mediums.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
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Speaker 3 (31:36):
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Speaker 3 (31:56):
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the only wrinkle. Yeah. Party with whatdy dot com for
all the info this is.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
Welcome back.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
I still can't believe he rallied.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
And they won that round of the duy Q.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Yeah, Duke on the Duke damn let himself a hole
and he did kept on digging. Yeah, and then then
it took another big risk with question number two.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
That was crazy.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
That was crazy.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
Some turn up news booze prices Scotland. They are raising
the minimum price of alcohol by thirty percent.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
I didn't realize there was like a minimum price yea
of alcohol. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:37):
Now why would they be doing that.

Speaker 8 (32:39):
Because they have problems because they can't sell alcohol.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
They're selling too much.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Yeah, they can't sell I mean saying no, they're raising
the minimum price, meaning.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
That they don't want it to be too easy for
people to get hammerdyah, too accessible. It's it's like putting
all the text cigarette.

Speaker 8 (32:55):
I was just thinking, because we've talked about how alcohol
sales are down, not.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
In general, Scotland's they may have had a problem over
the years. They say, it's not like a tax to
generate any kind of income for the government. Just intended
to reduce the availability of cheap alcohol and shops by
setting a minimum price, and therefore helped to reduce consumption
and quote reduce alcohol related health inequality.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Always like a very country that has those long nights, Russia,
Scotland the last. Obviously they're getting problems with alcoholism because
there is nothing to do for six months out of
the year. What would think about that?

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Got some weird crime news guy in Pittsburgh. He crashed
his car into a gas pump, and when the first
responders arrived, they found a fire near the gas pumps
and the guy who crashed the car was fighting the
cops in the streets. Also, before the crash happened at
the gas station, he also crashed his car into another
car and fled that scene. Now we have a yinser

(34:03):
eyewitness talking to the local news about this.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
I looked at him, I was like, is the building
on fire? We heard it, and then we came out
and we saw the car was driven into the gas station,
pumped and the flames just exploded.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
I couldn't believe it. In that crazy man was believed
to be under the influence of something.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Oh really, how much would you like to have seen?

Speaker 5 (34:24):
That?

Speaker 6 (34:24):
Would pretty cool?

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Look, I told you, like, it'd be cool to see. Uh.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Fire hydrant gets sheered and the water just shoot up
in the air. I'd love to see that happen. And
you know, real life witness of myself. I would love
to see a gas station explode. But when it's closed,
like something happened, you know what I mean, not a
lot of people like nobody nobody getting hurt, you know
what I mean, Nobody dies or even gets injured. It's

(34:50):
just like something happened all of a sudden, like you're
standing there all of a sudden, boom, but it just
blows up. That That would be sweet. Also, would love
to use the sly on an airplane. Yeah, yeah, again,
something silly like, oh we had smoke in the cockpit,
No big deal, we're on the ground. But just you know,
the protocol is that we have to get everybody.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Off the plane.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
We don't even go to the gate because God knows
it's gonna be We're gonna stand out here in the
like on the tarmac and we're gonna have to everybody's
gonna get off the plane using the slide like.

Speaker 9 (35:19):
Rip and you'd like jump a little bit, Yeah, you.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
Kind of jump up in the air and then you
kind of boom.

Speaker 9 (35:24):
Yeah, I'd like to do that.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Are you concerned about the weight problem with the slide,
that it might collapse. No, it'll be fine, just that
you might collapse the slide.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
That I would collapse the slide. I'm fat, I'm not
that fat.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah, I mean morbid.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
The one thousand pounds sisters at their height? Is that
that's what that's built for, right, I mean it'll be fine, dude.
Was a crushing of bounce house, like.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, she's down to three eight?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Wow?

Speaker 9 (35:51):
Is the one that used to have.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Seven? Her forehead has deflated?

Speaker 10 (35:57):
Yeah, Like there was nowhere else for the fat to
go and it went to a.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Four timmy weight loss.

Speaker 9 (36:02):
Good for her.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Well.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
Another weird crime. He was a thirty six year old
man broke into a woman's home and then he just
did all.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
Of her chores for her.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
That's the dream was at work. The guy broke into
the house and he hung her laundry out the dry
put the groceries away, and emptied her recycling. He tidied
up the guard and refilled the bird feeders, organized her fridge,
mopped the floors, put out a bottle of wine, cooked dinner,
and left a note that said, don't worry, be happy,

(36:31):
Eat up. I love this and He was gone by
the time that she got back from work, but it
freaked her out for obvious reasons. She called the cops
and they eventually figured out who did it. He wasn't
stalking her. His lawyer told the judge that he was
just homeless and quote undergoing a number of difficulties. They
caught him after he broke into another house. Didn't do

(36:51):
any chores that time, or I guess didn't have time
to because somebody showed up and kicked him out.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Sounds like he just wanted to know what it was
like to have.

Speaker 10 (37:01):
I invite him to experience that at my house, to
clean up, make dinner.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
And despite the sob story, you guys, the judge sending
him to two years in jail.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yeah, you can't just.

Speaker 9 (37:13):
Go he mads someone's life better.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
Yeah, I still can't go into people's house like that.

Speaker 9 (37:17):
Breaking and cleaning sounds amazing.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Oh yeah, breaking, mincing and cleaning. Sorry.

Speaker 8 (37:23):
The update is she's at two hundred and twenty five
pounds extreme Tammy, Yeah, Tammy?

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Is she with somebody? Minutes? Does she single? Huh?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
She?

Speaker 3 (37:33):
She singles the tam Well her man her husband died nice. Yeah,
so I think she's she.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
Lost at least three hundred pounds there the total lass right.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Damn from seven to twenty five to two twenty five.

Speaker 6 (37:48):
And she did what the gastric bypass.

Speaker 8 (37:50):
Oh yeah, yeah, and then like extreme like extreme diet diet,
probably probably the exact I mean she could not walk before.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Now she's like walking around on the TV show.

Speaker 9 (38:01):
There are pictures of her where she looks.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
She doesn't even look human. No, she did.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
She almost looks worse. Yeah, as if that was possible. Damn,
I'm sorry, did the truth come out of my mouth?

Speaker 5 (38:13):
I just want to bang her forehead yeah, or her neck,
sh and I want to have to sex.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
That's you want to have Next? I'm trying to go
to the guys, could give me a band?

Speaker 6 (38:28):
No more, Woody Show's coming up.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Hang up.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
The Woody Show, and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training frame Politically correct World.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
It is Friday morning.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Yeah, yes, it is October the eighteenth, twenty twenty four.
My name's Whatdy. That's Greg Gory. Hi, Woody, there's menace.
Hi the weekend Review?

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Are you nervous? You ten times? Yeah? I know? Right
before the MIC's one, I go, hey, man, you ready gough. Yeah,
it's the live studio audience.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
Yeah, all true. That could be unnerving for anybody. All right, good,
good morning, little buddy.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
It's Friday.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
Cheer up, Good morning. There's Gina grad Good morning. Well
you got Sammy, there's Sea Mass. Phones are open eight
seven seven forty four wood. He hit us up at
a text a Friday check in over to two two
nine eight seven, A bunch of different stuff news wise
to bring up. We're gonna get into that this hour.
But yeah, menaces, Late Night Monologue Week in Review. He's

(39:33):
checking over his que cards, so one final time here, Yeah,
because he's edits, because he really wants to.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Bring the heat, you know, yeah, I would prefer to.
All Right, Well, here we.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
Go, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, It is time
for Late Night Monologue Week in Review, and.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Here's your hosts.

Speaker 8 (40:03):
Well, well, another week in the books and one step
closer to the presidential election, which is awesome because.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
I don't give a f who you're voting for. Shut
up already, Yeah, we hit it. So there's that. What
happened that we used to have the transitions? So yeah,
shut up already. Well, in other news, did you see
those Tesla robots. Yes, finally something that will get in
the kitchen and won't talk back. Am I right?

Speaker 8 (40:32):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Couldn't have make me some bacon?

Speaker 2 (40:37):
The names the other day?

Speaker 3 (40:42):
They had another Prime day last week? Did you see that? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (40:47):
They listened wacky items like things that you could buy,
and one wacky item.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Was a radio. Did you see that? I didn't see
what's next? Books?

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Who?

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Amazon? Can you imagine that? Crazy? Fathom that?

Speaker 8 (41:03):
Speaking of boring things, Greg's Greg recently told us that
he his highlight of his weekend was going on a lock.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Yeah, but did cheers and jeers? I mean, it really
stood out to him. He's like, I got I got
a story for Monday.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Yeah, and yes, that's the segment. What is the highlight? Yeah,
he couldn't wait to get to work. Yes, and they
were they were long walks.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
And because it wasn't just a walk, that's right, it
was a long right, Craig, Yeah, it was a long one.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
No, I said it was a very very very long
wal that's right. Yeah, that was one part of it. Yeah,
you guys want to laugh on every word I say.
That was the That was the cheer to the cheers
and jeers. Yeah, the long one that was part of
the cheer.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
It will be good content for correct and Sammy said,
making up all right? Well, speaking of boring, Greg, there short,
you know, keep him short. That is not small. So
I'm like, I had a zen weekend. It was totally perfect.
I took a long walk. There's my cheer. Yeah, walm

(42:10):
off the air and then you go on the air.
Try how fun I am?

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Cheese many it's Friday. Once you relaxed, God, you relaxed,
all right, But I know how you guys are excussed
with me and it's cute.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
It's cute.

Speaker 8 (42:28):
Okay, Well, let's seem a goot at the speaking of boring,
all right, sam He also said making a blanket.

Speaker 12 (42:34):
I finished my blanket that I've been making for two.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Hours, Yes, making finish, and it's like, who do I
work with? Motley Krell splowed down, guys, I don't want
you to go to the hospital for exhaustion. Yeah, relax. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (42:50):
I was recently enjoying a lovely meal at Costco and
I got a call from this guy who said he
was from cancer lawsuit.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
That's it. He just said I was from cancer lawsuit,
and then he asked me what my name was, and
I said, but whole. Yeah, some reason, there's some reason.
I hung up. So that was it.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
By the way, I got something from the Costco food
court for the first time in years.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Really was that? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (43:18):
Well I had that dog in me. Oh, got that
dog in man. I got the dollar fifty things. But
then I tried the cookie. Oh yeah, the chocolate chip cookie.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Was it lit?

Speaker 3 (43:30):
It was all right, It wasn't It wasn't bad. It
wasn't great.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
I do like the cookies a little under under, you
know what I'm saying, Greg medium, but this was like
two rare.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
It was like three tartars in the in the midst. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:44):
It was like because well because they're they're big, heavy,
thick cookies.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
But like it was, it was just it was crazy.
But it was just straight like.

Speaker 6 (43:54):
Huh liquid dough.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Yeah, I say try again.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
Yeah, well I'll go to another shot.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 8 (43:59):
I ask you a question, does anyone miss Lieutenant Dan already?
Because who cares if he has a long rap sheet.
It's a guy who has a one leg and lives
in a boat. We should celebrate this guy. It's called America.
You know, I'm saying because in America we celebrate people

(44:19):
that are morons. And all I gotta say is I
love being in America. No, Thanksgiving is coming in finase.
Thanksgiving is coming up. Yes, And they say you should
cook your turkey at four hundred and twenty five degrees.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
My pro tip is throw it in the garbage. Why
because turkey sucks. Get it.

Speaker 8 (44:49):
I'm telling you hit up a local I say, hit
up a local grocery store and just get yourself a
rotisserie chicken. You can put some barbecue sauce up on that.
Maybe some ice cream either way way better in the
turkey ice cream?

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Yeah, sure, you know what I'm saying there, That is juicy. Alright,
Well that's fine, don't enjoy that damp. Let's move on
to Christmas.

Speaker 8 (45:12):
Then shout out to Jesus who brought us wine and
pine needles and.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
And what lovely reefs that love. Yeah, it's like, Greg,
what's the theme this year? Dil dough? Yeah? I like
that all right. Twenty people are getting lumps of cold

(45:41):
this year. And I know you're gonna think, oh, he's
gonna have a Diddy joke. No, not Diddy. It's to
the people that made the joker too, straight up rob people.
You know what I'm saying. It's like a musical yuck.

Speaker 8 (45:53):
I'd rather watch Glenn Powell make another nineties remake movie
We Too.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
You see Board on Board, You see Glen Powell was
on the field for the Georgia game. They were filming
like that new show where he plays the Eli Manning character.
Yeah yeah, right right right. They shot like a little
b roll of him running and then he's gonna be
a family guy. Get away already, Glen Palell, you're gross.

Speaker 9 (46:16):
He looked like a rat, all right, extremely attractive.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Nobody is listening to me.

Speaker 8 (46:20):
But night NASA says that a UFO is coming straight
towards us at light speed.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
And you know, you know, do you know what the
aliens get here?

Speaker 8 (46:32):
What I'm gonna say, what a food at because you
know they they probably got some bomb ass alien food
like technical, like technical, like technical technical.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Let's move on, all right, the next one like bug
eyed pushraw me me and blue face trout probably so okay,
I was trying to say technical, Yeah, yeah with you.
I welcome to the lizard people. Anyways, we have a

(47:06):
great show for you.

Speaker 8 (47:07):
Shouts at Nicki Minaj and uh, that guy from Quirky
who played Quirky, Yeah from we have a great show
for you, and that is my monologue.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
I hope you have a great time. Okay, all right,
thank you made guys, We honestly need to produce this show. Yeah,
I'm down. Well, just started to be the creator executive producer.
And then you get Quirky from Corky. Yeah that Showsky. Yeah,

(47:42):
his name is Chris Burke. Chris Burke, Chris Burke in
the building.

Speaker 6 (47:46):
All right, thank you very much, menace. I're gonna take
a quick break.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
Turkeys with ice cream more Fridday Woody shows next, hang on.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Show.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
All right, A couple of things since we were we
were talking about the thousand pounds sisters. Yeah, last hour.
A study found some people have specific genes that make
weight are losing weight easier for them, and so like,
after exercising for two months, people who didn't have the genes,

(48:18):
they lost an average of four point four pounds, and
the people.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Who had them lost eleven pounds. So quite a different view.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Okay, Honestly, I believe that I have whatever that gene is,
because whenever I decide to lose weight, I lose weight.
I lose weight pretty quickly and somewhat effortlessly, like I
have to try to mess up, which I'm really good at,
but I will lose weight very quickly.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
And my dad is that way. I definitely got that
from him.

Speaker 9 (48:48):
That's interesting because I was gonna say, I think it's
gender thing too.

Speaker 10 (48:50):
Because I think the ladies we're supposed to hold onto
that for the baby or whatever.

Speaker 6 (48:55):
Yeah, but it says it all just depends on whether
you have skinny genes or not.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
No, homeowner in Michigan just barely avoided catastrophe after his
oven caught fire in the middle of the night.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Greg just out of the blue.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Yeah, Well, it turns out his cat, yep, it turned
on the oven around two o'clock in the morning started
a huge fire. Thankfully, the fire stayed near the oven
and the homeowner woke up before the flames spread too far.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
But you know, don't you have to have something to
begin on the oven or arrange for there to be
a fire.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
It was the I don't know, maybe caught the cat
on fire to start running around the house on inside
of it.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Well, that's how my mom caused a fire in our house.
She was storing candles in the damn oven. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
Did you ever that guy in North Carolina who hit
the lottery? Pumpkins were to thank He grows a few
each year he sells them for Halloween. Somebody paid him
ten bucks in cash, so he used it to buy
a lottery ticket and he won one hundred and fifty
thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Yeah, that's pretty cool rules everything.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
I realized this as I was setting up my washer
and dryer the other day on Wi Fi okay, and
I forget there was something else that someone was just
trying to sell us a out and I was like,
what do you mean Wi Fi for that? For Oh,
my toaster is set up on Wi Fi. Yeah, because
it automatically keeps track of the time, because you know,
you look at the time on your toaster. It's one
of those I got it because my son wanted to

(50:13):
get that toaster. It's a touchscreen one, so you just
select what kind of bread or whatever you're toasting, bagel,
English muffin, you know, regular toast, and then it shows
you via picture, you know how it's no idea. Yeah,
he saw it on me, Yeah, he saw it on Instagram.
It's pretty cool. But anyway, Yeah, you have to set
it up on your Wi Fi so it keeps track

(50:35):
of the date and the time. I don't know why
you need that on the washer and dryer, No, on
the toaster, on the wash, the washer and dryer, you
set up on the Wi Fi so you can monitor
or like, let's say the drying cycle ends, Greg, I
can go in there and tell it just keep it
warm and so it will turn on for a couple
of minutes then turn off.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:56):
But now there are reports that Eco Vacs, the robot
vacuum in multiple US cities, were recently hacked. Yes, we
can hack vacuums. Now, vacuums for what goal? The hackers
yelled obscenities through the onboard speakers, including various racial slurs.
The quote unquote victims say it sounded like a broken

(51:18):
up radio signal with snippets of a voice. They say
it could have been worse because there are small cameras
on the vacuums, but so far no indication that they
were able to access that feed. Ecovacs has admitted that
there have been some flaws in their security. You know,
the vacuum company, like, we have to have security, what

(51:38):
right it used to be like in the eighties they
would have like movies about people hacking in the government
to launch missiles and stuff like was that war games
or yeah? Yeah, and now it's like we can just
hack into people's vacuums and their toasters and their.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Washers and dryers.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
So they are encouraging users if you have an ecovac
to keep the software on your vacuum.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Him up to date.

Speaker 9 (52:01):
This was a bizarre conversation, and.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
Be aware of any alerts about unusual activity on your account.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Okay, well again for your vacuum.

Speaker 8 (52:08):
It's crazy, like there was the best hacker in the world.
He you know, he couldn't been near computers, but he
like found a fire Amazon firestick and he was able
to use Amazon firestick to like hack into like major
companies computers and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Like how always using that kind of stuff for good though,
you know, always, let's not hack a cure for cancer.

Speaker 6 (52:33):
Like something, uh, you know, pure hunger, drought, benevolent.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Yeah, or get a great job with your skills.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
Greg, I'm sure if you saw this, there was a
viral video of duct tape on a plane's jet engine racing.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Yeah, did you love it?

Speaker 6 (52:50):
And I thought about the.

Speaker 5 (52:51):
Time, because you know how Greg feels about flying, and
then you we were getting photo we were getting and
I can kind of blame Menace on this one because
he's the one who gave me the original idea. Uh
you know, if we're doing the menace excuse generator and uh, hey,
how do you get out of work? He says, just
Google image like a pair against all. Yeah, I'm thinking,
as we're getting onto this plane, we're boarding the Southwest plane.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
This is years ago.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
I was like a duct tape on plane engine and
it just so happened to have the same color scheme
as the Southwest jet on and so I was like, great,
did you notice this when you got on? Took and
I texted it to him and yeah, but I you.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Know, oh awesome.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Yeah, but on this particular thing, this plane mechanics have
been all over this saying it's not what it looks like.
It's a it's an aluminum based tape. It's called speed tape.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Yeah, you hear about it all the time. Still looks.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
It's designed specifically for aviation because number one, he got
high speeds, all the winds and everything else, but also
because there's such large temperature differentials that aircraft are subjected to.
You know, it's super hot or it's super cold or whatever.
So in this instance, it's most slightly being used as
a temporary sealant for the forward part of the component
to help redirect airflow coming around the engine and over

(54:08):
the aircraft's wing to increase the wings lift efficiency. So
you're helping it fly, greg by putting duct tape, duct tape,
what it's called speed tape, speed tape, or just set
the wing lift to maximum. It's to help with the lift,
make it as good as it can go.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Those were a lot of fancy words where we had
to put tape on the wing totally.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Yeah, yeah, of course, I mean we use staples on injuries.
It's just a fancy word for oh their medical sociers. Now, okay,
it's still a staple.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
We're selling up your skin stitches.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:41):
Did you ever have to get to anybody here ever
gets staples anything?

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Now, I've never had the staplesches.

Speaker 6 (54:47):
Even for like a surgery.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
I'm the thing, knock on woodman, I've never I'm other
than like the vasectomy, I've not had a surgery.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Interesting, Yeah, have you had a surgery? Yeah, because you
back thing. Well, that was actually nonsurgical. I've had a
couple I had when I was a little kid. I
had hernia and my nuts. Did you get that?

Speaker 6 (55:06):
I have no idea heavy. When I was shot, I
lifted a car off this lady and then she did me.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
I don't know how it happened. All I know is
I went. I brought my dad in the bathrooms, like, Dad,
why's my one testicle like four inches below the other one.
It's like, oh, that looked at we got cut you.
So that was just a quick abdominal thing. That's a
bad thing. What did they do for I believe that
your bag? No, I don't think so. No, there's the
the stitches in your pubes. I think it's just because

(55:34):
I think a part of your intestines like leaks through
a torn whistle, right and it goes down into your bag.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
I had that when I was one, and then I
had to get the surgery. Now that's as Greg was living.
It's an old timey scar like right across, like a
C section scar.

Speaker 12 (55:48):
It's hernias are common in babies.

Speaker 9 (55:50):
Yeah, why is that why they keep getting prolapsed?

Speaker 3 (55:54):
That's all the deadlifts again, Look imagine this is you know,
two hundred years ago and there's just no fixing it, right,
and you.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
Have that Wiener surgery where they take the stones out
because that he couldn't there were too big to pass.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Was the size of a nickel?

Speaker 5 (56:08):
Oh, you haven't heard the story, all right, So let's
say this is MENACE's penis, right, Yes, let's they had
to cross cut the top of it where the pea
hole is and then drop down in through his d
with emergencies. They had like a little kind of like
baskety thing on it and they grabbed this rock.

Speaker 9 (56:24):
It was just like a cala machine.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Yes, that was like the size of a nickel, right,
and they dragged it back out through his pe hole.

Speaker 9 (56:31):
Were you you were awake for this?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
No?

Speaker 6 (56:33):
No, no, no, But I talked to him like right
after the surgery happened.

Speaker 9 (56:36):
Wait, how long ago was this?

Speaker 8 (56:38):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Years ago? It was here.

Speaker 8 (56:40):
But I've done it an adult, I've done it three times.
But that not that version of it, not that version.
That one was an emergency one, yeah, or the cross
cut right?

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (56:49):
How long did you go before you're like I need surgery?

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (56:55):
Well, I on that one, the emergency one, like I said,
they told me what they were gonna do, and I
try to walk out of the hospitals, right, I saw,
and then you're gonna die.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Yeah, They're like, you're gonna die if you don't do this,
and I forget what do they take?

Speaker 1 (57:10):
No?

Speaker 6 (57:11):
No tug in or sex or what was it? Six weeks?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (57:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Like months? Oh? Six months?

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Oh wow, the p for a while.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
Yeah, because chicks can slam. I want to say, like,
what two months hours after you had two hours afterwards?
I mean maybe it seems like some chicks get pregnant
like right after they have a baby.

Speaker 12 (57:30):
Yeah, that's why you're not supposed to have sex yet.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Six weeks I think six weeks else?

Speaker 5 (57:35):
All right, give it a couple extra weeks, fellows, Yeah,
time to do this, kegles relast.

Speaker 12 (57:41):
You're super fertile right after you have a baby, is
that right? Yeah, that's why they tell you to wait.
I mean, obviously healing and stuff, but you're also crazy.

Speaker 5 (57:47):
For eighty four, Happy frid of you guys. Hit us
up with the text over to two to nine eighty seven,
will be right back.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
The Woody show.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
We're talking about, Oh, he's had a couple of different
procedures to get the stones. Yeah, out of his urethra, right,
massive stuff.

Speaker 6 (58:12):
But you haven't had one for a while, right, No.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
I'm trying to be better about, you know, not getting those.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
Yeah, but like by doing what is like a die?
I think for a minute there, you were drinking lemon juice,
lemon juice, lemon.

Speaker 8 (58:23):
Juice, Yes, lemon juice shots just on a daily basis.
If you're prone to getting kidney stone, you're still doing that.
It worked for me, not as much I should because
I fall off the wagon and don't maintain and then
that's when things start happening.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
And you also quit iced tea, right, iced tea?

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Unfortunately?

Speaker 8 (58:40):
Yeah, And it sucks because okay, so the last time
I had to have it done, it sucks because I
really liked it.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
But the what are those.

Speaker 8 (58:48):
Drinks that they have them in here? They're energy drinks.
The energy drinks are really good, but they're tea based.
And I know it starts with the Sea.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Flow Rider.

Speaker 8 (59:00):
He was the owner of them, Celsius, Celsius, Celsius, and
I absolutely love Celsius taste great.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Had no idea that they were tea based. They are
going hammer on those scenes like every day.

Speaker 9 (59:13):
So is it a caffeine thing or a tea specifically thing?

Speaker 3 (59:17):
This tea hard alcohol I started. I started initially getting.

Speaker 8 (59:20):
Them because of hard alcohol, and then they got like
super big when I started drinking alcohol and drinking tea like.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
Those Long Island iced tea and kill there's no tea
in that. But yeah, So man has had like a
nickel size like rock that had to come out through
his pea hole. They had to go in from the
top and drag it out.

Speaker 9 (59:41):
Did it look like a snake that swallowed a mouse?

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Yeah, it's.

Speaker 6 (59:46):
All you were.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
You were on when that happened.

Speaker 8 (59:49):
I mean, but you can't still kind of feel it. Yeah,
it's rock hard, man.

Speaker 6 (59:53):
I think the worst procedure I ever had so theseectomy.
If I had that done.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
I've had some you know, dental stuff where they had
like cut upen gums and you know, do things like that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
That was no big deal.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
I think the worst thing I ever had to have
I called my open bhole heart surgery is I had
what was called a pine idle cyst right at the
bottom of my right at the top of the crack
of your ass, like that tailbone right there, and it
was it was a cyst, and it had gotten so
big that it was big shiny, had a sheen to

(01:00:23):
it because the skin was so stretched. It was about
the size of a golf ball. Yeah, and it was
right this. Anytime I would move, it got to the
point where even moving was like just walking. And so
I was a senior in high school and so I
was living with my grandfather at the time, and he
goes out, He goes, we'll go get it checked out.
He goes, he'll be fine, He goes, I'll probably just

(01:00:44):
drain it.

Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
So anyway, we go to uh he probably to the
emergency room, and they took a look at their go
oh yeah, that thing definitely whoof geez, that thing needs drained.
So they had me lay face down on the table
and they said, all right, so we're gonna We're gonna
give you a syringe to numb the area and keep
in mind, a good stiff wind blows. This thing was

(01:01:06):
so like it hurts so much. Yeah, but just it
was because it was it was so it was like
doctor dude, doctor pimple popper would have had a great
time with this man would episode anyway, So the minute
they hit me with that syringe.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
I pass out.

Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
I'm like, I'm out. It was it just hit me
like this, all this theously like I got shot.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Almost right, I'm out. I wake up. Now keep them on.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
I'm laying on this table in the emergency room and
the doctors are back there. They're doing whatever they're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
I wake up.

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
My grandfather's like nose nose with me, laughing his ass off.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
He goes, you.

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
Pussy sport, But man, that hurts so bad. But then
afterwards you're sitting on the donut and you have to
take like sitz baths.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Have you heard of the oh my god, sits baths
like it was. That was the worst.

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
Like I said, I've had my you know, vasectomy and
everything else, that by far was the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Lord's Oh man, that was.

Speaker 10 (01:02:02):
Anybody have a bad you know well, I mean when
I got my breast reduction, Oh yeah, okay, there you go.

Speaker 9 (01:02:08):
The procedure itself was all good.

Speaker 6 (01:02:11):
But when he came to was your mom knows you
are going?

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
No? I was.

Speaker 9 (01:02:16):
I was screaming.

Speaker 10 (01:02:17):
According to Andy, the sky is purple, give me ice,
because I really wanted some ice chips. And you do
kind of hallucinate, but it wasn't that that was the problem.
Because they put like nerve blockers in there. It really
doesn't hurt. But for a couple of months afterwards, those stitches,
oh yeah, open and I looked like a full on

(01:02:37):
slasher movie.

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
Do you have to go in and have them like
sew them back up there?

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
It knew they won't because it's super cool.

Speaker 9 (01:02:44):
It's way worse. I have pictures on my phone. Is
anyone who hacked into my phone?

Speaker 7 (01:02:48):
Jokes on you?

Speaker 9 (01:02:49):
Because it is you'll throw up.

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
Don't want to say you have to? Maybe I do
you because I love gory.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Oh, I'll show you.

Speaker 10 (01:02:58):
I forced people to look at it. You want to
in person? You go up there and you have to
do bride it yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
What does that mean?

Speaker 9 (01:03:06):
You have an open wound, open cavity and you have
to like stuff it with like cotton, and then you
have to.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
The weight loss surgeon to do that, that skin removal surgeon.
There's a lot of that stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:03:20):
It's really awful.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
God knowing somebody knowing people.

Speaker 8 (01:03:24):
Uh breasting plants like the uh the drainage stuff that
looks pretty wild as well.

Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
What's for breakfast? By the way, I'm pulling up the
pictures for you more what he shows next? Hang on.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
Well, we are into another new hour insensitivity trending for
a politically correct world. And welcome and thank you for
being here and giving us some of your time today.
It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
I'm whatdy. That's Greg Gory. I would miss good morning
to you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
There is our latest newest full time member of the
Woody Show crew. That's Gina Greting. We got Sea Bad,
we got Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty
four wood He hit us up with the text over
to two to two nine eighty seven. Excuse me, I
thought my tacos were the best tacos. Got a couple
of things happening for you this hour. We're gonna sixty

(01:04:26):
nine the news.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
That's that's coming up in a second.

Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
Hey, back in the day when people still had to
go out and buy music on CD stuff like that,
Walmart was notorious for banning albums.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Do you remember that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Yeah, they put like a terrible censored version of Yeah,
like you could like you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
Would not be able to buy like the dirty version
of any many album like it was always like the
clean radio edit version.

Speaker 6 (01:04:56):
When he got in Walmart.

Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
I remember, I remember one time I bought not knowing
that because i've you know, smaller, But I got a
CD from Walmart and I was all excited because my
grandma let me buy it. She bought it, but I
got this that. I was like, man, my mom would
never have bought this for me. And I was excited
because there are a couple songs on there that had
I knew I had a dirty word in it, and
so I got to it was the clean version of going.

(01:05:20):
I was kind of disappointed.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
Anyway, the folks over at Ultimate Classic rock dot com
they did a write up about twenty of the most
famous ones that they banned and why Walmart refused to
sell them, and we're not gonna get to all twenty.

Speaker 6 (01:05:34):
I'll give you a few here, but uh, never mind.

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
From Nirvana, the one with Like Smells Like teen Spirit,
their biggest album by far, obviously for the naked baby
on the cover, right, they changed that after a while. No,
they didn't, because Nirvana refused to alter it. They have
a different version. No, and Walmart eventually gave him because
the album was such a big hit. Okay, that's the
one they actually caved on. Wow, Dookie from Green Day,

(01:06:00):
poop bombs, Monkeys throwing feces. Do you remember the It
was kind yeah. The artwork on the front for sure,
an atomic mushroom cloud, an angel with a harp just
watching it all happen.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
Walmart ended up selling a slightly altered cover of that one.
They banned the Undertow album from Tool. The inside the
album included male and female nudity, a cow licking itself,
and members of the band with pins in their heads
and so a tool. They issued a censored version, but

(01:06:31):
it included a form that you could fill out to
receive the missing artwork for free, which is kind of cool.
Fat of the Land from Prodigy, right, remember the song
smacked my bitch up?

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
All that did it?

Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
Walmart's like, not in this store, we won't have it.
Arctic Monkeys have an album called Suck It and See.
Walmart objected simply because of the title, even though it's
a British expression, it means give it a try.

Speaker 6 (01:07:02):
Kay, suck it and see it. They're so fun over there.
They love to see word.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
They're all kinds of words.

Speaker 6 (01:07:06):
Yeah, suck it and See.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
They're the best.

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
Yeah, ay menace have you tried both.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
Suck it and see suck and see. Yeah makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
John Mellencamp's album Mister Happy Go Lucky got banned. I mean,
John Mellencamp, you wouldn't think, but uh, the original cover
had Jesus and the Devil on it. Oh hey, you
don't so John just got rid of them. Cheryl Crow's
self titled album, Because there's a song love is a
Good Thing You had a line about kids killing each

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other with guns they bought at Walmart.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Oh my god, so you can see where.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
Maybe Uh they had asked Cheryl to change the lyric
and she refused, So she probably lost hundreds of thousands
of album sales because that was always the thing. It
was like the Oprah effect of you know, well, because yeah,
Walmart was everywhere. It still is, you know, yeah, it
still is, and it's not like even you have like

(01:07:59):
a local record shop in some of these areas. So
like anybody who's buying music, like pretty much that's where.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
You got it.

Speaker 9 (01:08:04):
They were the gatekeeper.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Yeah, but it also I.

Speaker 5 (01:08:06):
Mean, you know, affected Walmart sales, sure, but it really
affected the artist. They couldn't get their album there.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
Yeah, if they had an issue with an album cover,
and I'm an artist, I would probably cave.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
You would, yes, in those days, for sure, that was
the only option. A lot these artists did quite well. Yeah,
well not sure, but I mean still at the time,
you know, like you're trying to ma's.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
A difference between selling half a million more.

Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
Well, see, now you wouldn't have to cave anyway. Let's
assume there were still you know, record stores or whatever.
Like these artists aren't making money from selling their albums, yeah,
they're making money from the tour.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
And that attitude is why you wouldn't be an artist,
because you will not have that creative You wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
Have the words and something out of my mouth. I
was realizing that's not a true artist.

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
It would be like the Black Eyed Peas, just a
bunch of sellouts.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
I would.

Speaker 5 (01:08:55):
You'd be like Britney Spearit Walmart Okay, yeah, oh, you
want me to have a bonus track called Walmart Rules.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
To do this?

Speaker 6 (01:09:06):
What do you do with your white party?

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Did it?

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Okay? Yeah, no problem.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
And then William Nelson Countryman was his uh, his album,
and I guess they objected to the pot leaves on
the cover, and so the record label made an alternate
version for them.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
So I could never have that now yeah, oh wait everywhere.
But then you see, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
And then you know, people say, oh, well, why is
it that you know, in some cities they want the
CBS's and the Walgreens they're health centers and so therefore
you know, they shouldn't be allowed to sell cigarettes. Meanwhile,
they're selling opioids, they're selling tons of candy, they're selling chips,
and so it's not exactly a health center. It's delicious,

(01:09:52):
you know, But so it's all about, like you know,
for them, like this moral high ground or whatever. I mean,
think about all the other stuff that they're selling in
that store that you can people and I don't care
about that, but like, uh, people bitch of them forever
about selling guns and no, yeah, take.

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
It out on the smokers as Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:10:11):
But then the CBS thing and the Walgreens thing, like
the green cross is confusing because that is usually crosses
for that's for weed dispensers.

Speaker 6 (01:10:22):
They're not using a green they've been using.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Green cross.

Speaker 8 (01:10:26):
Telling you dog San Francisco they got green crosses. I've
never confusing to me, I've really.

Speaker 9 (01:10:34):
I've never seen that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
I mean benefit one of those I seen. I don't
talking about the green plus sign, that thing, that green
green cross. Where is this everywhere? Do they have this everywhere?
I have not seen that.

Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
And what is that supposed to signify?

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
I don't know? For me? It's weed? I know.

Speaker 6 (01:10:53):
I thought you only saw that on weed dispensers.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
That's how you know, right, So that's the like that
they setting up for the future. I don't know you
see anything over their seabouts? Okay, there is. There are
people who have questioned it, questioned it, but I'm not there.
Say but have you seen one.

Speaker 5 (01:11:12):
In real life or just I've seen it mad times
in real life? Mad dude, mad a lot. I can't
really quantify that, but it's mad across the country. Oh,
I see what you're saying. All right, So what that
is like a Walgreens trademark that they had before green
crosses became like the sign of we dispense the dispensary. Okay,

(01:11:33):
And so that's just a variation of the cross instead
of red cross, it's a green cross that they already
had apparently, but.

Speaker 6 (01:11:38):
They're still using that even though it's like, you know,
the rainbow means something different.

Speaker 5 (01:11:42):
Were here first, right, they're standing on their ground, like
the okay hand signal, like don't do that. Yeah, that's
apparently now white power or something that, like somebody, yeah,
somebody turned it into that. You can't just use the
green cross for anything now, no, yeah, it's been redefined.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
You guys.

Speaker 10 (01:12:00):
You don't want to confuse people who are probably already
pretty confused.

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
Yeah, true, to keep it so true. Hey man, you
got any Yeah, sorry, sir, this is CBS. We're a
health center.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Where to indicca at dog eight.

Speaker 5 (01:12:13):
Seven seven forty four wood He hit us up with
the text over to two to nine eighty seven. We're
gonna sixty nine the news. Hell, yeah, let's called up
next on the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Hang on the Woody Show us back, I mean, well, moving.

Speaker 5 (01:12:30):
Right along and ask promise. We're always trying to keep
you updated on different things. There's many different ways to
do that, whether it's the regular news, headlines, fail stories,
redneck news. But it is time right now to sixty
nine the news.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
Everybody else together on sixty nine news. That's right please.

Speaker 5 (01:12:49):
In Columbus, Ohio recently decided to crack down on all
of the street racing and the stunt driving that's going on.
They dubbed it Operation Burnout, And so far they've had
a lot of success flumb this place and they have
made one hundred and eighty six arrests, including forty juveniles.
They've seen sixteen firearms, including one ghost gun, and they
even pounded sixty nine cars first of all. Pounded first

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of all, sixty.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Nine is sixty nine, right, including one that was stolen.
Like to me that you should be able to pound
every single car, Like how hard is it to find
these side shows? Yeah, and stop every single person. Aren't
they doing that in some cities? I hope so? But
you hear that, like you see these all these people
and then like two arrests or no arrests. Yeah, usually
the cars are stolen, so it's not really a threat.

Speaker 6 (01:13:36):
Yeah, but I thought they were, Like I know there
are some cities. I believe that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
I read that they if you get busted doing a
sideshow burnouts or whatever something, they just immediately impound the car.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
Yeah why not for like a month?

Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
Yeah, but even still it's like you have to get
it out of impound, which I how much does it
cost to get your car out of impound?

Speaker 6 (01:13:53):
Like roughly, like, what's a ballpark.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
I'm going to say two hundred bucks minimum a day
per day. Yeah, probably is that right? Right?

Speaker 9 (01:14:01):
That happened to me and it was very expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
So back in July, the Columbus City Council they passed
in ordinance that allows law enforcement to seize car parts
used for car racing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
As contraband nice. See.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
I think if I also allows to higher penalties for
street racers if.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
I stole a car. I would like to stay under
the radar by doing a side show.

Speaker 6 (01:14:20):
Dont Now that the hockey season is back.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Every day sixty nine News is covering what's happening right now.

Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
The Pittsburgh Penguins, you know, they started their twenty twenty
twenty four twenty twenty five training camp back in September.
I just saw this whole thing because they're talking about
how many people they invited to camp, how many players
they invited the camp. Guess how many I mean, any
guesses around the room. Thirty thirty, seventy two, sixty eight, ooh,

(01:14:51):
you're very close. I am close it without going over
sixty nine you got, oh wow, yeah, sixty nine players
they invited the camp.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
Soe, yeah, that's hot. That's a hot locker room, that's right.
Sixty nine, that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
A New York based startup, call air Company, recently announced
that it has raised guess how much money sixty nine
million dollars, say, sixty nine dollars to work on converting
CO two into jet fuel. They say the money will
go toward building commercial production facilities for sustainable aviation fuel
and if all goes as planned, air Company would be

(01:15:27):
one step closer to fulfilling its batch of orders to
Jet Blue and Vergigon the Virgin Atlantic, which they have
already agreed to buy a total of one hundred and
twenty five million gallons of sustainable aviation fuel from the firm.

Speaker 9 (01:15:40):
That's pretty significant.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Yeah, but they raised sixty nine million dollars. That's a
couple of tanks worth.

Speaker 6 (01:15:48):
Sixty nine, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Sixty nine. News this morning on the Woodes Show, nine
news is there.

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
And according to a new poll from the Maris Institute
for a Public Opinion, they talked to adults living in
New York, what percentage do you think believe that Mayor
Eric Adams should resign?

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:16:07):
Probably like sixty nine percent. Sixty nine percent.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Wow, really popular?

Speaker 5 (01:16:14):
Believe that he should resign. Only twenty six percent approved
of his job performance. Nearly half said they strongly disapproved
of it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Look, he may have been getting bribes from whoever it was,
the Lithians, whatever, but he has sound cameras in New
York City, which I fully support.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
Yeah, he pleaded guilty, I'm sorry, not guilty to the
five criminal charges bribery, fraud, things like that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
And they discovered garbage cans a few months, right, garbage
can bring garbage cans. Don't stop.

Speaker 11 (01:16:41):
They have had four hundred years of no garbage cans, right, Yeah,
he can't stop at New York City now with garbage cans.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:16:49):
I don't care what bribe get buy Ranian from the
sorry Libyans, but put.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
Some garbage cans.

Speaker 6 (01:16:55):
They fell, all right, it all comes together.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
On sixty nine years.

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
A church in Virginia just dug up a piece of
the past, Saint Stephen's Episcopal Church. They placed a time
capsule in the church wall that was back oh, speaking
of the back of the future, back in nineteen fifty five,
oh exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
And now.

Speaker 6 (01:17:17):
Sixty nine years later they opened it. They just opened
it back up.

Speaker 5 (01:17:21):
Now, what was inside old prayer books and member logs,
exciting stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
Oh yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
The reverend said that they are working on creating a
new time capsule now with prayer shawls, history documents of
the church, and a prayer booklet.

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
Boring exactly. It'll be sealed and placed under the purpse soon.

Speaker 5 (01:17:42):
Then they're going to open that one in one hundred years,
and then one hundred years are going to goddamn is
that boring?

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
I was about to say, like, sixty nine years is
too it's too short for a time capsule, is it?
That is so dumb? And it's in a church, so
there's zero surprise old per book.

Speaker 6 (01:17:54):
Oh neat, sixty nine years is too short.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Well, like you just said, the next one's going to
be one hundred years. Yeah, there are people who are
alive who are around back then it could Oh yeah
that was me.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
Yeah. By the way, Nickelodeon a capsule and I think
they're opening it next year. Really yeah, but people are
around at least.

Speaker 6 (01:18:13):
But it's like all this stuff from childhood that was
insign so, like, you know, a.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
Variety of things not church related, prayer book boring stuff
out of church.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
Neat, that is so I'm angry. That is so stupid.

Speaker 9 (01:18:28):
Greg lashes out at church.

Speaker 6 (01:18:30):
Okay, so you're but you're a church. So what do
you put in there?

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
I don't know something that I thought.

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
The whole point of a time capsule is kind of
mark where you are in life right now, and then
in the future it'll be like, oh my god, remember
when we were into pac Man or whatever. But under
the the I mean they're limited and all. But yeah,
so I guess a prayer book, I don't do a
time capsule. Yeah, well, what else are you gonna put

(01:18:55):
in there? Hey, guys, we have a coffee shop. Let's
do a time capsule. Let's put a coffee mug from
coffee being spoon who has a muffin?

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
Right, dumb?

Speaker 6 (01:19:04):
I'm out?

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
San Francisco sixty nine is right?

Speaker 6 (01:19:09):
One more for sixty nine the news, Yes, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
Every day sixty nine News is covering what's happening right now.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
A woman in Georgia says that she's had a dream
all her life of being a nurse, but after being
a certified nurse's assistant for six years, it took the
encouragement of a resource nurse to push her into becoming
one and now finally, at the right age of sixty nine,
Loretta Mack is officially a registered nurse, and she has

(01:19:37):
a message to encourage others.

Speaker 6 (01:19:39):
Quote, age is just a number. That's the only old
people say.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
That's what you have to say.

Speaker 6 (01:19:46):
I feel that at any age you could do whatever
you set your mind to. If you really want to.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
Do it, you can do it. That's not true, you
can do it. Couldn't have been a certified nurse at
the age of six, dumb bitch. Oh wow, she matters.

Speaker 7 (01:19:59):
Yeah, is.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
Overrated nurses? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:20:10):
Whatever nurses exactly?

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
And who's going to hire you? You're so old?

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
I do it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
I do agree.

Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
There there are some people, and you know, they push
this whole thing, and we've got to stop telling kids
they could be whatever they want to be, Like, you
can't be whatever you want to be. That right, there
is a lot You're starting off this whole thing about
you know how to move through life, and you're setting expectations.
And if you set the expectation that you could be
whatever you want to be, it's like, hey, jazz man,
you can be the quarterback of the Patriots.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
No you can't.

Speaker 5 (01:20:39):
I mean, technically maybe, but like you know, there's there's limitations.

Speaker 9 (01:20:47):
They'll figure that out soon.

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
They'll figure that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Out, right, menace, Yes, they got it. Yeah, it's hot.

Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
Yeah, it's so hot.

Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
Yeah, there's how you sixty nine the news you guys,
Aim lower kids, you know what I mean. Always Yeah,
And that way you can be pleasantly surprised with the
outcome of how your life goes eight seven seven forty four, Woody.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
Unless it's a church time capsule you for disappointment.

Speaker 5 (01:21:13):
In that case, Aim high triggered eight seven seven forty four,
Woodies send us a text over to two.

Speaker 6 (01:21:18):
Two nine eight seven Woody show.

Speaker 5 (01:21:27):
All right, welcome back episode really sexy sixty nine in
the news hot and there phones open eight seven seven
forty four. That reminds me, uh, text over to two
two nine eight seven Greg. Yeah, let's see if everybody
agrees with you. Oh, Greg said, the best sex is
is I missed you sex?

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
Oh, so you have like your garden variety, you know, Oh,
it's Wednesday night, that's bang sex. You have your oh
it's a vacation, special occasion hotel. We're at a hotel
where you know, we're not here all the time. Let's
have sex, but if it's been I haven't seen you
in like two weeks.

Speaker 5 (01:22:08):
So this is like Greg's follow up to because we
were traveling pretty much, right, Is that what spurred.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
This for you?

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
For sure?

Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
And and I've broken it down by category, so that yeah,
garden variety sex, vacation sex, you know, well we can
put that under special occasion sex. Yeah, and then I
missed you sex, and by far, the I missed you
sex is the best kind.

Speaker 9 (01:22:30):
That's interesting.

Speaker 10 (01:22:31):
So you think it's better than the cliche, but cliche
for a reason, like makeup sex.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
I think makeup sex there still might be a grudge,
like depending on.

Speaker 9 (01:22:44):
What what you fought over, that can help things out.

Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
I mean maybe physically, but there still might be some
underlying issue there. YEA not a fan of makeup sex, right.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
Me neither.

Speaker 4 (01:22:57):
So I'm saying it's definitely the I missed you sex.
You can get more creative, you're more excited, you're counting
down the hours, You're like, oh really, like, oh, you've
got one hour left in the flight. That means I'll
be home and let's see oh.

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
Really oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, totally yeah, walk
in Yeah, just going rule.

Speaker 8 (01:23:16):
I wish we could do a sex drive test with
great Like, what do you mean, like, what level of
horniness is he?

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
It's very because there are times like what you say
with parents that oh we're tired and we're busy.

Speaker 6 (01:23:30):
Or I had too big of a meal. Yeah, take
a check.

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
There are times where I'm just like not interested in
any of it, and then there's other times where I'm
like a three.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
So what was it?

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
So we were traveling and then what you were just
like counting down the minutes, counting down the minute that
it was Mario aware of this?

Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
Oh yeah, okay, so you're like dirty texting him and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
For sure, here's here's what we should do when I
get home. Okay, I'll do it.

Speaker 9 (01:23:56):
Oh is this all on text?

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
If I search back, I could probably beat Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
So that's the best kind for sure. Ye see, I
missed you sex even better than vacation sex.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
I can't wait to get home and vacuum. And do
you we doing then vacuuming? Like I kind of don't
have to initiate. Here, here's how it was last year.

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
So I'm just saying like that's uh, you know, it's
nice to be desired. You know, like I've told Gina,
I don't care why she needs it or wants it,
just you know. When I get back from a trip,
I am unpacked in no joke, less than two minutes.
Like walk through the door, go straight to the vedoms.
I pack within. I would say, within one minute, everything

(01:24:40):
gets put back in. If I brought my laptop with me,
it goes back to where I keep it. It's on
the charger.

Speaker 9 (01:24:45):
Told me if he had he really bad, he'll hold
hold it back first.

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
I would say, yeah, within the first minute. This most
recent trip we took the mistjuice, I missed you sex.
I just put my back down on the floor.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
People.

Speaker 5 (01:25:01):
You guys have been together for a while, so that's
pretty good. Yeah, long time you have to get a
new bedposts you just have to get a new headboard, like.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
Very strong.

Speaker 9 (01:25:11):
Yeah, this is making me feel like a terrible spouse.

Speaker 6 (01:25:15):
So what happened when you got home?

Speaker 10 (01:25:16):
There was a Well my thing is like, if I'm
really tired or I got a lot on my mind, like,
let me deal with that first so I can be
happy to be travel to.

Speaker 5 (01:25:25):
Deal with that, I like to get home and who
initiates you were for him.

Speaker 9 (01:25:30):
It's a guy thing.

Speaker 10 (01:25:31):
Yeah, but I think he would like when you said that,
they like a little bell went off in my head,
like guys care about being desired.

Speaker 5 (01:25:38):
Well, no, it's kind of nice for you to start, yeah,
because like you know what, nine times out of ten,
we're always down. Like Greg said, you know, I mean
there are those times, you know, especially after you've been
together for a while, okay, whatever, Yeah, there's times like
you guys are more of a mystery, Like all right,
that's true.

Speaker 10 (01:25:53):
I do like to surprise him at like random points
in the day where he's like like he's on the
phone and I'm like, he's like.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
I gotta go burning.

Speaker 10 (01:26:05):
So I would like to do that, but maybe I
should do that more because yeah, I feel like it's
usually you know him.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
Yeah, because knowing if you want to do it or not.
It's kind of like asking you what you want for dinner?

Speaker 6 (01:26:15):
Do you have to say? Everyone, Well, you got to
be quick.

Speaker 10 (01:26:18):
There is a time limit sometimes, but sometimes that can
be fun, like Okay, but I got eight minutes.

Speaker 9 (01:26:24):
What what can we can we get this done?

Speaker 6 (01:26:25):
And you plenty of time really if you have to,
if you're like if you're not, if you say I
got eight minutes. A guy will make that work.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
Oh wow.

Speaker 5 (01:26:36):
It's it's like when somebody lists something for sale and
they say I want one hundred dollars or best off
old oh yeah, And so like, if we know going
into it that you don't have really any kind of
expectation of this being something, We're not really interested in
all that being long drawn out stuff anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:26:54):
So if you could say, let's just let's just knock
this out, like great, do.

Speaker 9 (01:26:58):
You take pride in seeing how long you can go?

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:27:01):
I feel like, really do you ever?

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:27:05):
The opposite If I take too long, I feel like
something's wrong with me.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
So long as have a different like you're not trying
to keep you're not trying to stay for her, right right?

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
This is it?

Speaker 9 (01:27:16):
Because sometimes I'm like rap it, okay, yeah, give him
the So what's so how long is that?

Speaker 8 (01:27:20):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:27:21):
Well, I'm not looking at the clock.

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
I don't know if you had to estimate, like what
would you consider?

Speaker 10 (01:27:25):
And I'm like, okay, let's let's land this plane. Yes,
fifteen minutes total.

Speaker 6 (01:27:31):
Now is that with everybody?

Speaker 9 (01:27:32):
When I start to say, like, let's is that at.

Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
The beginning of like, okay, the pants came off, so
any kind of like you know, from touching for a
player otherwise the.

Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
Actual act, Yes, fifteen minutes. That's pretty long.

Speaker 9 (01:27:44):
And that's what I'm like, Okay, we want to think
about you know, yeah, we want to wrap it up
because God love him like he he he likes it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 6 (01:27:54):
But is he like trying to like pace himself where
like because like you.

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
Can do that too.

Speaker 9 (01:27:59):
What do you mean, like you know, like I rationing it.

Speaker 5 (01:28:02):
You greg to go to the restaurants to slow play,
you know what I mean? Like you're not trying to
be menace? Yeah, where you get there, You've ordered your food,
you're eating your back in the car in five minutes,
yes that you know where it's like you can uh
not mind after yourself, but you have a different approach.

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
You're not going at it super quickly.

Speaker 9 (01:28:19):
We're here for the evening. Let's start with the amose boo.
Yeah right right, that's the entertaining Yeah right, the amuse bush.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
I think fifteen a moose bush. Getting that sounds like
a long It does seem like a lot for the
actual I thought it was like, okay, actual act. That's
fifteen minutes from like any kind of like uh, you know,
pre pre game activities.

Speaker 9 (01:28:39):
It's very impressive.

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
But P and the V fifteen minutes. I mean it
can be that that does seem a bit much.

Speaker 5 (01:28:44):
Yeah, it's just like friction.

Speaker 10 (01:28:45):
And of course women and Sammy, let me know if
you agree or if you've ever said this. Sometimes I
want to be like, whenever there's a suggestion of we
should try this, I'm like, great, you first, and then
all of a sudden that conversation goes away.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
What do you mean you first, like on what whatever?

Speaker 9 (01:28:59):
Like if it's if it's something that may be.

Speaker 6 (01:29:01):
Like a new position, like what are you talking about,
like maybe a.

Speaker 9 (01:29:04):
New orifice.

Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
Like stuff? Yeah, yeah, great you first, only a few.

Speaker 9 (01:29:10):
And then it's somehow the conversation. Yeah, I do stay away.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
Well that's no fun. Yeah, that's no fun. Also it's
you might like it. Also, y'all are built for that,
you know, examples and oranges.

Speaker 5 (01:29:20):
You know.

Speaker 9 (01:29:21):
I think it's I think everybody can participate.

Speaker 5 (01:29:23):
No dog alight eight seven seven forty four. Wood let
her know if you agree, text over to two to
you first. You gotta peg him, you never know, Okay,
I'll give him a line.

Speaker 7 (01:29:34):
Yeah, I did.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
It's my last girlfriend. It was hot. There you go.

Speaker 6 (01:29:37):
Yeah, I already tried it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
Easy, should go back to her? Ye, already tried. It's great.
You should get a shot. Sounds like I should?

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
Great idea?

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:29:47):
All right, more what he shows next?

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
Hang on?

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
Shot back in a minute, and now back to what
do you show?

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (01:29:55):
Welcome back everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:29:56):
Hi.

Speaker 6 (01:29:57):
Yeah, and a happy Friday to you.

Speaker 5 (01:30:00):
October the eighteenth, it is a National Chocolate Cupcake Day.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
Yeah, Joe, shout out chocolate cupcakes. Do you know which
one I really like? Too? Is the ones that have
like cream cheese inside? Have you had that?

Speaker 5 (01:30:14):
Sounds bomb? Now I do my favorite cupcake. It's the
Hostess style cupcake. But it's made by Tasty Cake.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:30:23):
We did a big taste test they but the ones
we got were not the ones that we were looking
for where I was looking for the two pack. They
only seal them in tupacs. These particular tasting they maybe
they could make a couple of different chocolate cupcakes. These
have the exact same kind of swirls as the Hostess cupcakes.
That that's the kind of white loopy and man, they
have more cream inside than the hostess ones do the.

Speaker 6 (01:30:46):
Mega damp and that chocolate on the top is very good.

Speaker 5 (01:30:49):
That's my favorite one.

Speaker 6 (01:30:50):
It's a National Mashed Potato Day.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Yes, you know who has some good mash potatoes, Greg
Trader Joe's. They come frozen in a bag and they're
these little like a f you know what.

Speaker 5 (01:31:02):
I saw at the at the store for the first
time in a long time, and I thought, you know what,
maybe I'll get those and try because I like them
as a kid, and I haven't had them since I
was a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
Instant mashed potatoes that just dead water. Yeah, right up, terrible,
They're not terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
I had those what I was broke af right, But
I don't know, maybe it's just a nostalgia thing, like
I can still almost taste it. I can, and then
people always rip on like, you know, stuffing that's not homemade.
But I like the stove talking about top is better
than regular mashed potatoes, though it has to be like fresh.

Speaker 10 (01:31:38):
Yeah, and just remember it that those potato flakes, that's
what a lot of people use for fake snow.

Speaker 6 (01:31:42):
Yeah filler, Delicia. It's World Menopause Day.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
I'll meet you there.

Speaker 6 (01:31:48):
National Mammography Day.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
Okay, good.

Speaker 7 (01:31:51):
You know, do you know what that is?

Speaker 9 (01:31:52):
No mammography or mammography mammography.

Speaker 8 (01:31:57):
Mammyography, That wouldn't be what is it mammography mamography mammography?
Uh something about women? Yes, yeah, damm.

Speaker 3 (01:32:10):
Yeah, getting your getting your cans about the old al
Bundie Club, No, ma'am, no, ma'am.

Speaker 6 (01:32:15):
Yeah, it's a national no beard day beard as well.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
So al Pacino at one point had fifty million dollars
in the bank.

Speaker 9 (01:32:25):
Damn.

Speaker 6 (01:32:26):
Then in his seventies he discovered greg that he was broke.

Speaker 5 (01:32:29):
How his accountant mismanaged his money for years and al
never had as much money on hand as he thought
he did. And then the accountant was eventually found guilty
of running a Ponzi scheme and even spent seven and
a half years in prison for it. So al Pacino's
now eighty four years old and says, quote, in this business,

(01:32:50):
when you make ten million for a film, it's not
ten million because after the lawyers and the agents, the
publicists and the government, the ten million becomes more like
four million in your pocket.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
And then you're poor, but you're but you're.

Speaker 5 (01:33:01):
Living above that because you're high on the hog and
that's how you lose it. It's very strange the way
it happens. The more money you make, the less you have.

Speaker 3 (01:33:10):
All money problem if you're dumb, Yeah, I feel like
if you're if you ever do get to that area,
you need to have like a firm handle your money.
Is This happened to Dane Cook, This happened to John
Don't like a guy there, Yeah, don't have a guy well.

Speaker 5 (01:33:22):
Also, al Pacino says he did Jack and Jill for
the money, because that's what But that's why he did it,
because it was after this whole accountant nonsense and everything else. Uh,
fifty cents doing a Vegas residency, Menace is going to
be right Vegas for the first time.

Speaker 3 (01:33:38):
Yeah, getting paid a lot ter.

Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
Someone who knows about the deal says that he's locked
down a fifteen million dollars deal for a series of
six six shows.

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
That's it. I think it's a Planet Hollywood.

Speaker 6 (01:33:49):
At Planet Hollywood.

Speaker 5 (01:33:50):
They're calling it fifty cent in the club and he's
going to perform on New Year's Eve as well. This
is one of the biggest hip hop shows ever in Vegas.
It'll start in December. Okay, fifteen million for six shows.

Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
I have an issue with the new usage of residency. Yeah,
I agree with that. Residency used to be you're there
for a year month.

Speaker 8 (01:34:16):
Yeah, but not like oh, I'm gonna do two weeks here,
I'm going to do two weeks there in between, like
you know, five six months.

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
I don't think that's a residency anymore. That's fair criticism. Yeah,
I agree, I agree. Look at Menace parsing words, Yeah,
to lose Gusey for me.

Speaker 10 (01:34:33):
Did you see the interview where they asked if he
prefers to be called fifty cent or fifty cent, and
he said only black people and white people are trying
to be cool call him fitty.

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
Otherwise you should call him fifty fifty. Yeah, fifty, I
mean that is his rap. Are you willing to start
an online beef with at fifty cent on all platforms?

Speaker 8 (01:34:54):
I would like to get his insight if he agrees
that that it's a residency or he just happens to
be doing six shows in a right, I am not.

Speaker 5 (01:35:03):
That's somebody you don't want to beef with on He
will destroy you on the internet. And it was very
nice when he came through here. He was hanging out
at our hip hop station. Yeah, and I'm like, okay,
very rarely do I ever go and say, hey, that's
a celebrity that I like to get a picture with.
And I got a picture with him. I got a
picture with a picture with doctor Dre when he came through.
Like those are just guys that you get.

Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
A picture yeah, Kanye, all right, Yeah I did get
a picture with Kanye when he came through.

Speaker 5 (01:35:28):
That was before all the jew hate and Gina, So
don't judge me for Yeah. So Liam Payne who died
the other day from one direction, there are a couple
of updates and I'm reporting these only as rumor because
I mean, who knows. This is being reported by some
newspaper there in Argentina. Yeah, you know, I don't know

(01:35:50):
if it's like gonna be like is it? Is it
the National Inquirer of Argentina.

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:35:55):
But yeah, So he died falling from the hotel balcony
that we know. But according to this newspaper, his TV
was all smashed up, and they say authorities found half
filled champagne glasses, a burned up pop top with a
piece of aluminum foil and white powder, and he was
apparently holed up in his hotel room for two or

(01:36:16):
three days.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
So met Psychos girl.

Speaker 9 (01:36:20):
She bailed.

Speaker 10 (01:36:21):
They said it was supposed to be like five day
trip and ended up in two weeks. She's like, I
got to get out of here.

Speaker 5 (01:36:25):
And apparently there's some other ex girlfriend of his that
he's involved in some kind of lawsuit between her and
him and everything else. And that was more from a
reputa that was from People magazine that was reporting that.
But it might be freebasing or he smashed up his computer.

Speaker 6 (01:36:39):
He was carried back to his room. But they're still
investigating what all happened.

Speaker 8 (01:36:43):
Okay, I have a question now, Greg, don't jump in yet,
but can you guys guess what's the first thing Greg googled?

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
Is it.

Speaker 8 (01:36:51):
How many family members he's leaving behind, or what his
bandmates said about his death?

Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
Send flowers? What was Greg's first Google?

Speaker 6 (01:37:00):
How much is net worth?

Speaker 4 (01:37:01):
Within a matter of yeah, I don't know twenty seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:37:05):
There's two things that Greg wants to know. Number one,
what's your what's your net worth? Number two, he'll look
up your house on Zillo. That's so true, seventy million
In case you're wow, now those Internet networth things are
not always totally accurate.

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
Totally based on literally nothing. They're totally like I've looked up.
But it's fun.

Speaker 5 (01:37:26):
You know, people that I know are wealthy that I know,
and I go, let's let's look up your net worth
and we look at it. It's like, oh my god,
that is completely wrong, and they tell me what.

Speaker 3 (01:37:36):
It is and it's good.

Speaker 9 (01:37:37):
Is it usually higher or lower?

Speaker 6 (01:37:39):
Oh, it's way higher.

Speaker 5 (01:37:40):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
I'm sure if you looked at al Pacino's networks during
its forty during all of this garbage about him getting
robbed and stuff, it would have said, you know something insane.

Speaker 4 (01:37:48):
Yeah, if that one was accurate, it said forty, and
it would be much higher if it wasn't for that
stinking manager.

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:37:55):
So there's a couple of things happening in the world
of entertainment here for you. This morning, we got your birthday. Oh,
speaking of pity sent I'm trying to sound cool.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
You know, we're going it, Shida, We're gonna sit because
she was like, it's shimoda and.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
You know, we don't do what day.

Speaker 5 (01:38:15):
Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to zach Efron, who
is thirty seven years old today. Cheeks are a little younger.
You got the coach, Mike Ditka eighty five years old.
You got Chuck Lorie created Two and a half Men,
He produced Big Bang Theory, Young Sheldon.

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
Mike and Molly.

Speaker 6 (01:38:30):
He's had a couple of hits on. Yeah, he's seventy two.
What's his that worth?

Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
Right, that's a good question. I'll find out.

Speaker 5 (01:38:37):
Jillian Lindsey Vaughan, the Skier, she dated Tiger Woods before
coming to her senses. She's forty years old today. Jean
Claude von Dame is sixty four. Yea six hundred million
for Chuck Laurie.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
Wow?

Speaker 9 (01:38:50):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
Check?

Speaker 9 (01:38:52):
It actually makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:38:53):
We'll think about all that syndication money to his best
Showsky method.

Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
Hello, yeah, yeah, rule personal Insky.

Speaker 5 (01:39:00):
I would say the Big Bang Theory is his best.

Speaker 3 (01:39:01):
No, but I mean they're also good, the most profitable
Big Bank Theory.

Speaker 6 (01:39:06):
That is legitimately one of my favorite shows. Oh nice,
I love that, Joe. I can watch that anytime it's on.

Speaker 5 (01:39:11):
Frida Pinto from slum Dog Millionaire and she's also a
stripper in the Bruno Mars video for Gorilla. She's forty.
You got Martina Navratalova. She of course, a world champion
rug muncher and one of the best tennis players of
all time.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
She's sixty eight next year. Can you imagine the sixty
ninth birthday celebration?

Speaker 5 (01:39:31):
Oh my god?

Speaker 6 (01:39:32):
And then you got Don Pam Dauber, Mindy on Mork
and Mindy.

Speaker 5 (01:39:35):
Oh she's married to Mark Hammon, who's on ncis right,
and your porn old birthday today, I'm sorry she's seventy three.

Speaker 3 (01:39:45):
Oh okay, Oh my bad, you're seventy three.

Speaker 6 (01:39:47):
Seven your porn o birthday is It's Friday, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
Yeah, just let it go.

Speaker 6 (01:39:52):
Is Zazzi skim Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:39:54):
And she's sucked up more than a wet back in
three hundred and ninety eight fine films, including Lick It
Before You Stick It. She was in Mature Lesbians to
the Rescue. She was fantastic in Adventures of the Pervy Photographer.
Also Suck Your Headache Away, Volume one.

Speaker 7 (01:40:13):
You could do that?

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
That works?

Speaker 5 (01:40:14):
Yeah, and who can forget her unforgettable role in I
ped myself at work and I loved it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
You can get it?

Speaker 5 (01:40:22):
Yeah, we did, and you loved it at Dazzy Skyme,
who is thirty years old today. Now that's your porn,
a birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that a Friday Morning. Look,
I had a couple of things from the world of
entertainment here on the Wooden Show. We're gonna take a
quick break, get some more wood Show next, hang.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
On, Buila, wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:40:44):
Well, that's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna
do it for today's show, and that's gonna do it
for the week. Everybody, Mother and Friday. Make this quick
Friday podcast. It's waiting for you. Just go to the
Woodieshow dot com. Of course, the Friday Fail Stories Today
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(01:41:06):
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Talking to the Gilfs, Judge my Baby, Yeah, all that stuff,
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Speaker 6 (01:41:26):
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Speaker 5 (01:41:29):
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Friday Parting Words of wisdom please.

Speaker 4 (01:41:56):
Yeah, people will disappoint, but pizza will not. Sometimes what
very rare.

Speaker 3 (01:42:05):
Very rare.

Speaker 6 (01:42:06):
I mean my wife gives me all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:42:08):
Pizza is not a go to for me.

Speaker 6 (01:42:10):
Pizza, potato, chips, French fries. I'll eat it, but it's
it's it's never my never my first.

Speaker 9 (01:42:18):
You'll leave fries on the plate.

Speaker 3 (01:42:20):
I won't even order them. Yeah he does. Wow, I'll
get you. What do you mean? I don't know. It's
just like on rings like what's how about pizza and
a burger? Like I don't know, it could be a
lot of other things. It's just like pizza, Yeah, burgers
and carrots. I think it isn't like I just don't

(01:42:40):
have that thing for pizza like most people don't.

Speaker 9 (01:42:43):
Only person i've ever heard I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:42:44):
Dislike it, but to me.

Speaker 3 (01:42:46):
You know what it's like.

Speaker 6 (01:42:46):
It's almost like not worth it, but.

Speaker 9 (01:42:47):
You don't dream about it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
No, not at all. I want to bathe in pizza.
He's a tattoo man and it's Friday. I really shouldn't
disparage pizza. Pizza Friday is pizzas all right.

Speaker 5 (01:43:01):
Thank you very much, Great Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the Woodie Show some of your valuable time
this week.

Speaker 3 (01:43:06):
You know we'd love it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:07):
Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch back here on Monday. Have yourself a
great weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:43:14):
S MD double m bye, great Friday.

Speaker 13 (01:43:17):
You mother,