The Woody Show October 22nd 2024 Podcast

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is the dune to the graphic nature of this program.
Listener discretion, is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning everybody.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
All right, Tuesday, it's October the twenty second, twenty twenty four,
and good morning and welcome and.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
All that jazz.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
It is the Woody Show. Thank you for being here.
Give us some of your valuable time this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm Woody.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
That's Greg Gory. There's the birthday month boy, Menace is here.
There's Gina gran We got Sea Bass, we got Sammy
Bort is here. We got Caroline in the Woodie Show
production department.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Good morning to you both. I see that.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Morgan has made it in today. He's our associate producer.
And then Vaughan, who's been getting here super early, like
hours before he's supposed to be here because his car is.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Still all jacked up. Huh damn it. Oh was he
bussing it? No, he's getting your ride in with Morgan.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Morgan, and Morgan's one of the people that's got to
be so I always arrive first every morning, and then
usually it's a combination of Morgan and Sammy. But then
Vaughn's been rolling in right around the same time, and
of course leave it to Morgan and Samon just walk
right by the office where I'm sitting, and they don't
say hello, no good morning, no good morning.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
After about like forty five minutes later coffee, it's like
cruises right by the open office for I'm there, like.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh, no, antisocial one. Huh.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah, I was thinking about that, like, I think we
give Sea Bass maybe too much crap for that when
other people are just as guilty.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
I think I have come a long way with saying
good morning from when I first.

Speaker 7 (02:13):
Sarve, But now you do it in a mocking way,
like walking, oh, good morning, minute is right because you're
so bad, yeah, so much after.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
I used to mock it a lot more than I do.
Now it's getting better.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
It's getting more sincere coming up on the show this morning,
Asian Sebastian and the cart arcs are at it people
to return their cards to the corrals. We'll see what
kind of confrontation ensues.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Everybody's gonna be cool with I'm sorry, Okay, here you go.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
I'll have some of the trending news headlines, the big
headlines of the morning plus some of the entertainment news, birthdays,
porn of Birthday, and more, all today here on the
Woodies Show Again. Phones are open, Texts are open. If
you'd like to be a part of any of that.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
How about some.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Woody show did you know? I'm sure you might find
some of these. We were talking about how I find
it very cringey when it's just an adult conversation there
are no kids. You could be out at a bar,
for example, there's no kids around, and then one person
in the group has.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
To say S word F word.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
They don't like you can actually say it, Like I was, like,
what the F you run a bunch of other adults. Well,
the first recorded use of the F word in human
history was in fifteen twenty eight. That's an extra wow.
It was a monk that wrote it in the margins
of a book to express how much he disliked an abbot.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Really yeah, take that abbot? Wow.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah, that was the first recorded use of the F word.
Now we say F word here because the FCC right, Well,
let me be they're fun.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I always heard that it was an acronym. No, that's
for knowledge. No, no, not that fornication under consent of
the King. Oh yeah, I'm thinking the Van Halen album.
Oh yeah, that's powerful.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
As they said that was the one with Sammy Hagar.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
That's like people who say the origins rule is to
ensure prompts. Now, it's not some what he showed? Did
you know?

Speaker 4 (04:15):
According to a poll of two thousand people who are
sexually active, twenty six percent said the person that they're
with doesn't know their true body.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Count their sex number. Ah.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Most said it's because they've never asked. One in six
have lied instead of number that's lower than their actual one.
One in five are embarrassed by their body count number,
nineteen percent wish it was higher, twenty five percent wish
it was lower, and sixty two percent of people say
they don't want to know exactly how many people their

(04:47):
partner has been with.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Just right, Guys don't want to know. Guys don't not
want to know. The girls want to know. Yeah, I
don't care. Yeah care?

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Like, do you know how many chicks that your husband
has slammed?

Speaker 8 (04:58):
I know how many he's told me he's slam Hey,
I'm fine with it.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
He does not want my number, he doesn't want Okay.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Here's the thing that would you want him to know
your number.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
If it affected him, I would not want him to know.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
No, No, just in general, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
You don't care.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
No, that's all pre hum What does he care when
you heard his number?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Did you laugh? You're really trying to answer that point?
What does he care? Before? You like this? Because it's
indicative of your behavior. Yeah, that's true. The type of
risks you may take.

Speaker 9 (05:41):
Also, dudes, are gross exactly true.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yeah, what do you showed?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Digital? Here go?

Speaker 4 (05:47):
This is for you, Greg Gore. Bruce Springsteen has never
had a number one hit in the US.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
I find that interesting?

Speaker 7 (05:58):
How Yeah, because he can't say like that.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Or any one of these other very disposable. Yeah, but
it's weird that he's never had one. Backstreet Boys never
had a number one song, One Direction.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
James Brown, Don Henley, pad.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Menatar Show, none of those people ever had a number
one hit.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, such a loser. Sea Bass.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
You'll like this stat Let's see Albert Einstein, Edgar Allan Poe, Jesse,
James H. G. Wells, and Charles Darwin.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
What do they have in common? Yeah? Uh, I mean
I'm gonna go with medicine and giant wieners. I say,
d n a history.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
All married their first cousins seas loves Yeah, and I
think his first cousin was his second love as I recall, Yeah,
I was because yeah, his first wife was kind of
a kind of a rag after he get all famous
and he's like.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
My cousin.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
The ZIP in zip code stands for zone in oh,
zone improvement plan.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Pretty close zoom, which would be like the zone.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
And this goes back to the point like you know,
act like you're supposed to be there, or say it
confidently and then nobody will ever question.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
They want to see if you know, honestly, I would
never expect popula is the same thing as zone improvement plan.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
That would there'll be a humor greg I would want
to teach other and I would never I would never
expect any car, anybody, even Sea Bass, to know that
they were created in nineteen sixty three to help mail
carriers deliver mail more efficiently so they could zip along
their route.

Speaker 9 (07:41):
Oh I think it worked, and now I think they
forgot about them because mail is not really consistent these days,
or deliveries in general.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
The only I never get any fun stuff in the mail.
Only thing I get in the mail is like bills
and advertisements.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
And maybe menas you're getting male stolen again, Well I
think so.

Speaker 9 (07:57):
Also, so there was a giveaway we had, Yeah, one
of our listeners, hopefully was telling the truth, did not
receive it, and I paid out of my own pocket
to like give them another prize.

Speaker 7 (08:11):
Really yeah, because they said.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
They never got it. We didn't have another one.

Speaker 9 (08:14):
Uh no, not of this particular item. And I mean
because of the area. I think it probably got stolen.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Probably yeah, probably not that you're judging, no, but but
I am judging. Big time phones are open eight seven
seven forty four. Woody hit us up with the text
over to two to nine eight seven. Well take the break.
We got some more Woody show coming up for you.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Next. Hang on, don't go anywhere.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
The Woody Show will be right back.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
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Speaker 2 (08:56):
Just these fat people standing? Who are you art knockers?
This is the Woody Show? Hey be them? I still
got a Woody And.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
It's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Tuesday morning.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
It's October the twenty second, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
What's good with you? Hi, It's the Woodie Show. I'm Woody.
That's Greg Gory. Yeah, Hi, wood Good morning to you menace.
What is that Woody? Hi? Hi, there's j Grad Good morning, Woddy.

Speaker 7 (09:34):
Sammy is here?

Speaker 4 (09:35):
You got Sea Bass phones open eight seven seven forty four? Woody,
you can hit us up with the text over to
two two nine eighty seven. Got a round of what
is show? Cart and Arcs coming up for you this hour?
As Agent Sebastian our very own Sea Bass, he goes
around to parking lots all over the globe. He has

(09:56):
gone international on there before today. It's not international, but hey,
always a confrontation to be had when you simply just
ask somebody politely to put their cart back in the corral.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, not a big deal. Yeah, just say oops my bad. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
So cart and ir is coming up for you this hour.
I think this is kind of interesting. There's a there's
something called better Ridges law of headlines and uh. It
basically states any headline that ends in a question mark
can be answered No.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
I have been saying this forever. I think those should
be outlawed. I think they're stupid. I totally agree it
is so and so hooking up with so and so. Well,
if you don't know, then the answer is, well, yeah,
and I never heard of this better Ridges law. I've
headlined I had no idea how to name yeah ridges. Yeah,
like so it's all one more, it's a better Ridges

(10:49):
Oh okay, I I completely t T E R I
D G E. Apostrophe s A headlines. It's what you
can skip it. Yeah, like with clickbait, it could be
any headline that ends in a question mark can be
answered by the more boring possibility.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Otherwise you would just say what it is that's so
and so is hooking up with whatever?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Did you know what they found in this secret room? No?
I don't, Yeah, nothing would Yeah, did they find something
in a secret room?

Speaker 3 (11:23):
No?

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Wonder how many times it's been yes, yeah, yeah, never
that's what you've been saying, But it already is a thing.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Why are you asking us. You work for the news.

Speaker 8 (11:34):
I completely agree, better Ridge, better Ridges law.

Speaker 7 (11:38):
Better Ridges Law. It kind of goes for advertising to
are you looking for a career and trucking?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
No, I'm.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Then we're not talking to you, right, They might be
talking to you about have you ever thought about a
career in trucking? And then it makes you stop thinking?

Speaker 6 (11:56):
Right?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah? I have not more about it? Right? Yeah? Tell
me more? Yeah, Like, how cool are the cabins in
the back of the truck? Exactly?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Never seen one? Do you know which one? Those tesla
uh trucks which I don't even think are out on
the road. I looked it up. They don't even have
a cabin in the back where people can sleep in it. Well,
aren't you just sleeping while you're sitting behind the wheel?

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Right, because it's kind of doing everything right, I guess
those No, it's it's it's out there yet there are
Actually it's not like where there's no driver. It's just
a it's just a Tesla that's a semi and you know, yeah,
you still gotta drive it.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Not that futuristic. No, yeah, I mean I think.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
That's their goal, by the way, And I'm just curious
on this what is technically does anybody know Greg would
probably know more than anybody. This Elon Musk thing where
he's giving out these one million dollar checks. Yeah, like,
what's the legality of that?

Speaker 7 (12:53):
Apparently it's illegal because I mean, I'm sorry, Apparently it
is legal because he's not paying people for a vote.
He's paying them to sign a pledge to support free
speech and he's going at random because you're not buying
votes or anything like that. Yeah, because that, I mean, yeah,
I mean that would be illegal. Like I can't say, hey,
I'll give you one hundred bucks if you vote for

(13:17):
for this.

Speaker 9 (13:17):
Yeah, it's basically a petition, and you know, like those
are worth as much as the paper they're written on.
H Like, anybody can go on change that Org or whatever.

Speaker 7 (13:26):
But is he making good on it?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
I thought, yeah, there really is he. He's already given
out two one million dollar checks. I guess he's doing
it every day. He wants to be there his million dollars.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Because I'm just reading and I'm thinking, like, hmmm, I wonder, like,
I mean, I'm sure he had somebody look into it.

Speaker 7 (13:45):
I would imagine, I would think, so he's.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Got a lot to lose over something so stupid, right,
he's wanted to give away money and give way money.
But like in this context, the.

Speaker 7 (13:55):
Talking heads are saying it's not illegal, but it doesn't
look good.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Oh he doesn't care about that.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
I'm saying, I get anything that will puts you like,
you know, legal, liable and any kind of like legale.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
It says his million dollar offer is only available to
registered voters in swing states Pennsylvania, Georgia, Arizona, Michian blah
blah blah blah, and the window to sign the petition closes,
all right, so it closed yesterday. But yeah, so they said.
But the article is saying, uh, one million dollar checks
to swing state voters who vow to support Donald Trump
and the upcoming election. But you're saying, it's just saying

(14:31):
that you are going to from what I support, support
the notion of free speech, free speech, oh in the
second Amendment, that you will support the first and second Amendment.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, well you it just to clarify.

Speaker 8 (14:42):
It sounds like you get the one hundred bucks for
signing the petition and then a million bucks for well yeah,
but this says, the only thing we ask for the
million is that you be a spokesperson for the petition, So,
do you come up with the wackiest, loudest campaign.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Okay, it's kind of like every radio station used to
do this.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
It would be like, you know, show us your whatever, right,
Like I worked for this one session called the Point.
It was like, show us your point what or what's
your point?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
What's your point? And so people would like.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Put big banners, like if they're living in the city,
they would hang a big like something that said one
oh five seven the Point, Like it would hang off
the banner of their you know, apartment balcony, something that
would give it a huge exposure. Or like they went
to New York and they got on the Today's Show
with a big sign in the college football game day
kind of yeah. And we would see these people and
then we would award them, you know, for exposing the

(15:32):
part that's your point.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
And yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
So these people just happen to be voting for Donald Trump.
It's just a coincidence. Yeah, and that's what people are
mad about.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, like I was just
kind of wondering.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
I figured, I mean he's crazy, yeah, some in good ways,
in some bad ways. But I figured he had to
have had somebody because it was like, he's going to prison.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 9 (15:53):
That's that's the thing I was talking to you about
that clip where he's being interviewed and they go, do
you realize if you if Donald Trump doesn't win, you're
pretty screwed man. They're gonna go after you and put
your jail for something.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, this this election lot. And they're talking to Elon Musk. Yeah,
he says anyone who pays.

Speaker 8 (16:12):
Or offers to pay, or accepts payment, either to register
to vote or for voting, faces a ten thousand dollars
fine or five year prison sentence.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
I guess it just depends who's in charge.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
I'm sure he had somebody looking up. And I'm sure
just like anything, there's certain ways or certain things you
can or can't say, probably to the line keep it gray.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
But yeah, and with the offer, he's not saying, oh
and by the way, I'm going to follow you to
the polling place to make sure you vote.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
True. So maybe true that legal loophole. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
I was just wondering. Yeah, again, I'm not I'm not
trying to make it political. Just I guess it is.
I mean, it's involved in the politics, but culture. I'm
just kind of wondering, like, you know, the legality of that,
because you see from both like you hear from both sides.
Yes it is, no, it's not.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
I don't know. I don't know why I asked this.

Speaker 7 (16:56):
Room and you see it online.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Now I'm thinking about it, like, what makes me think
that any of you would.

Speaker 9 (17:01):
Yeah, all of us would just be like, I don't
care what the paper says, let's just sign it for.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
A million bucks. Yeah, let's go. That's kind of dumb.
I guess I was asking friends, you know. Yeah, you
see it pop up from time to time.

Speaker 7 (17:14):
I'm giving away a million, but you think fake.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah, well he's got he's probably got that just chump change.
He's probably got that in the glove department of his
tesla right now. The glove department. They say he makes
something like seventeen hundred dollars per second.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Or something like that. Oh, it's got to be more
than that. More than that for a second.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
All right, Well, let's take the break and then we'll
come back. It's probably sea best income running in As
we mentioned the name, it's like when you say a
candy man, king musk or beetlejuice three times, you say
Elon Musk's name, he comes running in.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Not a good scene, you know.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
No, yuh all right, welcome back. Also not the best scene,
certainly not a good look. You're out jopping, you get
all your stuff back to your car, and then you
just leave the shopping cart there.

Speaker 7 (18:06):
Well, maybe you both broke both your legs.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Maybe get that walk from the front of the store
back to your car.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
But then that's your limit. Yeah right. You don't have
people say you need to get ten thousand steps, but
you don't need to get ten thousand and one. No, no, no, no,
that's it.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
No.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
And that's where Agent Sebastian and the cart Narks come in.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Cart Nards.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
What You're gonna do, What you're gonna do when they
not on you? Carnarks, card Arks.

Speaker 7 (18:31):
What You're gonna do, What you're gonna do when they
knock on you Arks is filmed alongside the men and
women of Cardnards List.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Your discretion is advised.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Oh, this is just a silly little bit for the
show that Sea Bass and I came up with, you know,
just trying to get the people to do the right thing,
to put their carts back.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Glad that Greg wasn't involved. No, absolutely, I think that
was out that day.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah he was.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
And so yeah, Sea Bass are like, you, nobody's really great.
You know what we need to do. Yeah, just ask
people why they don't return their cards.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Yeah yeah, And so SeaBASS went out and it took
all three minutes, and then cart arks was born because
the very first one that we did it was so explosive,
screaming and yell yeah, and we're like, wow, this is insane.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
People get really really triggered when you just.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Ask them politely, as Agent Sebastian does, to put their
carts back. Confrontations have been happening for years now, and
we got some brand new cartnarks here for you today.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
It starts with the guy he has parked into disabled
spots because as I saw, his wife was kind of
limping around, but she's in the passenger seat. He's in
the driver's seat. He's putting the cart back. I thought,
until no, he says, ooh, look at this walkway for
the disabled people to walk into the store.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Well, roll through right, roll through either way to the story.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Maybe they have a walker or cane or something. Sure,
you know, it's nice and empty. Though, what if I
just dumped my cart right in the middle of it
so they couldn't get through? Great idea, right, yeah, absolutely easy.
So I walk up to this guy and see if
I can say, you know what, that's not the best idea, bud,
Oh no, are you good? Well that's good.

Speaker 10 (19:59):
Now of the disability walkways blocked, well, they would have
carts for the disabled people, we wouldn't have that problem.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
One right there gouts driving. Yeah, leaves its magnet for you. Sorry,
there we go. Oh that bitch, that's the wife who's
been sitting there watching this. Good.

Speaker 9 (20:22):
So they're always the one that's the most mouth exactly,
you know, because they don't have to fight.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
You're in high school, in college, and it goes well
in the middle age. So two things. Number one, he's well, uh,
if they had disabled cards, I point one that's sitting
at the front of the door. Doesn't mean you should
leave your cart in the middle of the walk way,
even if they have disabled cards.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Yeah, it makes no sense because let's just say, like
out of nowhere, this side right now is the time
they're gonna put them there. Well, where they put them,
because your card's there, sir.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so he But that's the thing, and
it is it is unfair. I have the upper handing
cart narks, and it leaves these idiots scrambling for excuses
and they sound like dummies like that guy. So now
as you heard, though, the mouthe wife is about to
take over. This is her fighting. She'd go fight it.

Speaker 10 (21:02):
Stop your well man, that's what I asked you guys
to do, but much more nicely, stop that's what I
asked for you guys to do.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Now, sir, why did you throw that at me? I
call the plea for how for my car at a law?
It's against the law for what you're doing. Now leave
me alone.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
I could just person how about your husband?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Though I don't care that's okay. It's a deeper issue, yo, bitch.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
I had no problem with you. You had nothing to
do with this. Now you've inserted yourself into the situation
your husband. My issue was with your lazy ass husband.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Who threw a magnet at me, which, by the way,
already benefited from the fact that, let's just say, for
the sake of argument, that you are disabled and you
can park where you're parking. I see that a lot
of people glomb on. Right, so he glombed on. So
he had it even a shorter walk.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
You could have taken the extra steps just to put
this stupid car back.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
It would have been fine.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
But no, now she's out there fighting his battle.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, and it's great. I'll point out the obvious and
then sounds a good woman. Though, Yes, certainly they don't
care what a better woman would hold her husband accountable. No,
she'd come to his defense. You know what I mean?
Right well, I want blind loyalty. Yeah, you got to
ride or die for your man. Care about.

Speaker 10 (22:06):
That?

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Yeah, like she can yell at me later about what
a dick I was and about how company.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
In that moment, she's gonna have my back. You're on
my side. And to the point that she again the
person who she does have an visible limp, She now
says she's gonna follow me around and do something to me,
leave me alone. I'm not arguing.

Speaker 10 (22:24):
I'm arguing that he shouldn't have left the car, this
car and do what be an idiot.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Man.

Speaker 10 (22:32):
Your shirt says blessed, But I don't feel like you're
acting a very blessed manner right now.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Follow this mother after around.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
But I'm so disabled again, and what are the police
gonna do? Yeah, is this something worthy of calling the police?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
They always threaten it.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
But yeah, I never even become young guy who is
the first to call the police. Sea Bass doesn't see
the reason to call the police.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Right again, for what here's the secret? At any time?
They could leave? Yeah, no, that's a lie.

Speaker 7 (23:02):
Yeah, no, men're seeing held.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
I don't have chains tied to their vehicle. I'm not
even standing behind our in front of their vehicle. You
have spike strips behind their I don't. So if they
can leave, why are they interacting with you. It's almost
as if they don't want to be proven wrong and scummy.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Yeah, they do hate. They do hate that magnet. Yeah,
oh it does no damage, But man, do they hate.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
They feel violated. So and again we've heard from her
that as I provide her evidence in points and logic,
she didn't want to hear it. And she's gonna tell
me that again and again and again. Why can't we
have a conversation.

Speaker 10 (23:32):
To shut your mouth, because you know if we have
a conversation, you'll lose.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
That's why. Now you see, this is a walkway. It's
supposed to be clear for people set on my car. Ever, again,
why do you think I did that? I don't care.
But that's the whole point is you don't care about
people disabilities. I don't care if your cart nark or whatever.

Speaker 10 (23:47):
You are a major sebashion of the highly sexy card narks.
If you ask me how she I'll put it back
for are you?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, you're doing? What are the gonna get me for?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
I don't care?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Shut your mouth? Oh wow? The manager caring?

Speaker 7 (23:58):
She doesn't really understand. Convert so triggered.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
That's another common thing is people think if they yell
shut up, that you have to stop talking. And it
turns out now work, No, no, not at all all right,
So finally, uh you know, but back and forth the
manager's coming, which is usually my uh you know, my indication.
Just get it because yea, because I've heard I've had
these conversations before. The manager says, okay, you know, sorry,
you need to leave. They just want peace. You're helping them,

(24:22):
well exactly, and again I always say I'm not here.
I'm not there to make their job harder, right, so
I'm not gonna have to sit around and have the
same conversation again again. At that point, I'll take off.
But let's find out after all of this, did she
at least glean some sort of gem from this? Have
you learned your lesson? Do you think?

Speaker 10 (24:37):
No?

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Have you learned your lesson?

Speaker 10 (24:39):
My lesson, unfortunately, has been time time again that humanity
is terrible, that people don't learn, and it's being enforced
on me again.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
And again knocked out. So now what will the couch
think of that? Yeah, that's a threat, and this has
happened so many times. That's a crime. That's assault, that's
that's assault before the battery. The battery would be heard
knocking me out, which from a forty eight year old
will to check with the limp. It's not happening. By
the way, the husband's gone at this point, he's inside
trying to find the manager forging to knock me out.

(25:07):
Did the manager come out? Do you know what? I
didn't even find out because also special trick, I can't
be asked to leave if no one asks me. Pro tip,
oh pro tip, aspiring cart narks out there. Her lesson
for you is good, you're a dad, you're a dick,
and shut the Yeah, it's really good, all right, So
I don't think she did learn the lesson. But again,
that's the point of cartnarks is even if they don't learn,

(25:29):
it's an exam. It's goofas and goallons. It's an example,
I know, but you kind of wish it would would
take hold back, and I do. So let's compare her
to this mouth he broad to this guy and Greg,
maybe we should have a slight discussion here. He did
the thing where he lit at all these groceries in
his car. But for whatever reason people don't want like
the box for like a toothpaste or something.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
Or or like a six package. He undo it and
put it in the car.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
He emptied like a couple of boxes or containers of
stuff and just left it in the cart. So he
treated it like a garbage cat. It was get People say,
well the store will clean up event okay.

Speaker 7 (26:02):
Fine, go ahead and take it up on the ground.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Then yeah, well, typically I know the least the the
what the grocery store closes to my house. At the
front of the store and at each car crowd there
is a garbage can.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
And that was the case.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
They're easy to find in public for this particular reason,
I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
And the point being is like, why do you want
to leave a trashy card for the next person. There's
also tumble wipes. Yeah, white people like, how does this?
How does why is all this garbage in the creek
next to the store. Well, because this jackass is throwing
his stuff in the cart. So I approached this guy.
He's he least a little bit calmer and point out
these problems scoot scoop, and he left trash in the
cart too.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Don't know.

Speaker 10 (26:41):
Somebody left their card out over here, and then we
heard this from that store that we just bought it at.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I I'm not saying that it's stolen.

Speaker 10 (26:48):
Can you leave well, sir, I don't think you understand
what I'm asking here, sir, is that when you leave
your card out, it blocks other people's access to the
lanes and also contentially cause damage. You to do a
higher And finally, now that's an interesting question. It's a
very common question that lazy bones lost because okay.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Man, we'll get lost man.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
So the argument is, well, I paid for that. Yeah,
don't try.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
I paid for it, So I'm gonna litter.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
And in his second argument, do you work for the store.
It doesn't matter, Okay, So yeah, get out of here.
So now at that point the magnet comes out. The
magnet that says it, you know, don't turn my shopping
cart like a jerk or lazy bones on board, some
variation thereof. And it's always the same back, back and
forth where they get out and blah blah blah blah blah.
And maybe this guy, maybe I'll have an epiphany with
this joke.

Speaker 10 (27:38):
Well, of course you don't, because I'm asking you to
do the right thing. So here's a cart return my answer,
I don't turn the car like a jerk.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Put that there for you.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
I'm gonna have you arrested. And why would you have
me arrested? Don't do it again?

Speaker 10 (27:50):
Well one that says I'm a litter bug here because
you just live that on the ground.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Are you really gonna do this? Well, sir, that's I
would ask you the same thing. Are you really going
to do that? Leave a card out where it's yes,
have you? Little baby could be he could be like
a cartoon character. I can move like milk in the office. Yes,

(28:21):
yes you can. Greg, all right, so he has a
I never heard. This is the reason I do carton
narks is besides the public services, you hear the same things,
but you also hear new little wrinkles, and that's what
he gave me. Here one final threat, Yeah, why are
you lazy, sir? Here's your magnet. Okay, you've been oh

(28:46):
you've been reported. But like he didn't get on the phone.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
In his mind, he's like, I got hold on Okay.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
That's a version of you've made the list, you're arrested.
Oh he sounds very scary. Ross you're in my mental
rule of dis Unfortunately, I don't think you learn a
lesson either. But again, teach your children well cart narket.
I'll say this as much as that that's depressing. Every
time I'm doing cartnarks, there's some like dad with this

(29:16):
kid that comes over. He says, high, it's a stickers
And I know that those little kids, see, son, this
is a cardnark right, some day these little kids will
not grow up to be this dip ish or that lady.
So that's that's the one. Like the God the greater
silver lining. Has anyone ever said my bad dude? Oh sure?
I just feel like those are very few and far between.
In fact that in the videos now, I've started tagging

(29:38):
those on the ends like something like because people are well,
that's just I feel so bad, like humanity's out of control. No, no, no,
there's people, yeah, uplifted, decent folks out there. Cardnarks everybody night,
four cakes at keeping your cool, dealing nut jobs out there.

(29:58):
I'm not arguing whether you're just what.

Speaker 10 (30:00):
I'm arguing that he shouldn't have left the car this
car and do what.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Mean it in.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
She wants a d and she's going to get one.
The Woodie show.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Man reading about this lucky sum bitch.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Guy in Illinois tried to buy a lottery ticket from
his veting machine at his grocery store.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
You've seen those, sure, But the machine malfunction wouldn't give
him the one that he wanted. It would only let
him get this one kind of ticket.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
So he's like it all right if that one instead
ended up matching all six numbers in the drawing and
he won nine point two million dollars a trip to
the grocery store nine million dollars later.

Speaker 7 (30:49):
That's the only place I buy a scratcher is at
the veting machine, and I should have learned by now
those never hit.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
So would you would you be okay? Greg? Like right
with that mistake?

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Could you walk away and never work again if you
had nine point two of course. Oh yeah, I'm making
that joke because at one point Greg said my threshold
was low. Oh dude, he said, two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars and you'd never see me again. I know,
I thought you was thinking.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
I don't know. I thought, well, that's I thought, maybe
I could make it work.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
What he wanted to move to Montana right, like live
a simple life like pretty, meaning if he had two
hundred and fifty thousand dollars in the bank to make
it work, we would never see him again.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Oh yeah, good to know.

Speaker 7 (31:33):
But to kind of piggyback on what Mena said, I
would probably like liquidate everything I have, add the two
fifty to it, move to some total unibomber type place,
and then.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
You'd never see me again. Yeah okay, because what would
I need money for?

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Really?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
What would you spend your days doing?

Speaker 7 (31:48):
What do you spend your money on now?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
I mean not driving gloves, no driving shoes.

Speaker 7 (31:55):
No, those days are long over. Oh yeah, there's nothing
I really want. I mean, I just I would rather
here's the thing. I would rather have the nine point
two million bucks than what it could buy me?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Does that make Yeah? Just the security and sifty million.

Speaker 7 (32:08):
It's there exactly, the peace of mind. Right, Like a
lot of people if they won nine million bucks, they
in their head think what I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Nothing. I want to run out and buy Yeah, I
just want the security. There's only one thing I want
right now, you know, is that drone? And that's it.
It's like two hundred bucks. Wait, what's what's the drone again?
It's called the Neo. It's a dji. It just came out.
But it's like, but what does it do that all
these other ones that we already have, but there's a.

Speaker 9 (32:35):
Couple that kind of do this already. But this is
the best company that makes drones. It's uh, it doesn't
have a controller. It just has like settings, so like
you can just hit a button and I'll follow you.
It's it's pretty cool, Okay.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
And then what would you use that for extra video shots?
And okay, yeah, I can see you with that. That's it.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Yeah, for social media purposes. I'd be like if you
have menaces gig.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Right, that could be done. Yeah, I think that. And
then just maybe a golf car.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
I just take it, like Greg's walking around somewhere there's
a drone following him. Oh that's not about like Greg
Cam Yeah, uh yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
If you watch him not spend nine million dollars, watch
me looking at my bank balance?

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Yeah, eight seven, seven forty four Woodie. Pretty cool though, Man,
oh my god, I think about that. Everyone's because I'm
not a lottery guy. Yeah right, I never even when
these jackpots get crazy huge, I never buy tickets. I
think I've done it like a handful of times my
entire life.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
I'm not sure how to do it. What do you mean? Like,
I know how to buy a scratchers, but like, how
do you buy a lottery ticket? You go in there
and you say, I like to buy a powerball ticket
and quick give them money, you give them numbers, but like, yeah,
you can pick numbers or they can do a quick pick,
like it'll just spit out random numbers. Okay, yeah you
need I think you need human interaction for that, right,

(33:48):
there's no I don't know, there's no lottery you can
sure you can do the machine too, Yes, you can
do the machine. Got We're so dumb.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah, I know it.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Every week, every time I hear one of these stories,
I go, you know you can't win if you don't play.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah. True.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
You know, some people get joy out of it. Some
people become addicted. Like my uncle, he became addicted to scratchers.
Oh no win, I mean yeah, but then he would
just have to pay back the money he was borrowing
from aunt Chrisy.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah, and you just got to win a little bit
every once in a while. Yeah, just to stimulate. Yeah, exactly, dopamine.
We're gonna take a quick break. More wood he shows next.
Hang on, he's right back, embecile.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
He's ourbascole Now show.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
And we are into another new hour Insensitivity Training for
a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Tuesday morning. It's October the twenty second, twenty twenty four, Woody,
Greg Gory, we got minutes. What is up?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
There's Gina Graham. Sammy's here. We got sea mass phones
are open eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Woody.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
It's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. If you want
to call in text on over the two two nine
eight seven. There's a lot of talk about that Lieutenant
Dan guy. Well, he's been arrested. You guys, this is
the guy that wrote out the hurricane and the boat
that nobody was even quite sure if he owned it
or not, what the what the case was there, But

(35:14):
according to the NBC News, Tampa police arrested him on
two outstanding warrants for failure to appear in court and
a misdemeanor charge of trespassing in his city park after
he had gotten a warning. He was given a warning
last week he created a health hazard because he didn't
have accessible marine sanitation devices aboard his unregistered vessel and

(35:36):
did not have a record of proper disposal of waste.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
So they told him to leave the park and the dock,
but he didn't. He was still there, and so he
was taken to jail.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
His boat has been impounded, Lieutenant Dan and we had
heard what a scumbag he was. Anyway, Yeah, we did
a little deeper dive in him and then all this,
you know stuff, other stuff came out.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
To Yeah, from the family. Yeah, it was, it was.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
It was.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
It was weird from jumping.

Speaker 8 (36:05):
It's like al Capone getting arrested for tax vision. This
guy finally gets popped for non working toilets. Yeah, fascinating.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Other douchebags in the news. Susan Smith, does that name
ring a bell? Yes, Super Fami.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
She was convicted back in nineteen ninety five has served
thirty years of a life sentence. She's the one that
drowned and killed her kids. Yeah, a three year old
and the one year old. She had him in the car. Well,
she's up for parole. Oh good in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Now the story.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
She had put her kids in the car, strapped him
into the car seats, and then rolled the car into
a lake.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Kids died, Okay.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
At the time, she told the cops that a black
guy had carjacked and kidnapped the boys, But what was
really happening is that she was having an affair with
some rich dude who didn't want kids. So this is
her answer. Now, the car pulled from the water, two
boys still strapped in the seats. She gets a life sentence,
but she believes that she should be out, especially now
the society has more understanding of mental health and because

(37:04):
of her quote personal struggles. Oh y y, you know
who would have taken those kids her ex? Yeah, the
father of the boys. He is fighting the parole along
with some other family members. Hey bitch, you stay there.
Why do you even need right? But even without that,
I mean the chances, I guess aren't good because these
parole hearings they're done virtually in South Carolina, and parole,

(37:27):
they say, is only granted about eight percent of the time,
and that's for model inmates. Susan has been in trouble
in prison, most recently caught trying to cash in on
her fame. She agreed to give a documentary filmmaker some
contact information for friends and family and victims, including her
ex husband, and in return money. This all of a

(37:48):
sudden appeared in her commissary account. So she was convicted
of communicating with a crime victim and also in the
past she was busted for misconduct. Now, Greg, it's for
having inappropriate relationships within.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Okay, that you could take some time off your life sentence.

Speaker 7 (38:07):
Don't you hate that when they get credit for good behavior.
You're doing what you're supposed to be doing. Yes, that's
what I talk about.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
When it comes to Sea Bass, when he's acting normal,
you guys give him credit for not anymore that those
are the olden days.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
In these cases only grants about eight percent of the time.
How about you were sentenced to life in prison? That
should be that's eight percent too high? Is to zero percent.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
That's true.

Speaker 7 (38:34):
The prole hearing should be like, Hi, I'm Susan Smith,
and I would like to say over nope.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Forget him. Don done.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Other douchebags of the news, Harvey Weinstein, Oh, yeah, he's
been diagnosed.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
With chronic what's it called. It's like some form of leukemia.
Like anyway, is this his ploy to be like, oh,
he's too sick to be in prison?

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Well, no, it's an uncommon form of cancer of the
bone marrow. And uh, he's undergoing treatment in prison. He's
at Rikers in New York. Yeah, it's some it's some
really uncommon myloid.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Is that what it is? A cute myeloid? Yeah? Sure,
either way, who cares?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Who cares?

Speaker 10 (39:15):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (39:15):
U again? Is it a ploy to be like always
too sick to be in jail?

Speaker 10 (39:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (39:20):
I mean he's either God or head. Doesn't. Yeah, I'm
sure he does. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (39:24):
Well, the minute he showed up in court, he tried
to look too sick for aim.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Yeah, he was rolled in Yeah. R eight seven seven
forty four. Wooding.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
You can hit us up with the text over to
two two nine eighty seven. Some people really get upset
when we talk you know, start talking about our opinions
on you know, what should happen in certain cases, or
when it comes to laws that should or shouldn't be
on the book, or how we would handle them. There's
so many people that I would have just sent directly
to the electric chair, oh for sure, or hung him
in the town square.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
I don't know why he gets so mad at us.
We're just having a conversation here. Thank god, we don't
actually get to legislate anything. We didn't do it.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Yeah, we could talk about stuff here all day, folks.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
The death penalty it would be for littering.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
If you imagine if we had you imagine we had
that much power.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
You were here now now.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Show and before the break, we were mentioning how Harvey
Weinstein has like this, uh, this leukemia.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
It's like an uncommon.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Forms to cancer, the bone marrow, and he's undergoing treatment
in prison. Rikers and Menace is wondering it's gonna you know,
this is just a ploy to get him released because oh, well.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
He's too old to be in prison.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
And yeah, because somebody texted over seven to one four
saying that bitch Weinstein is not too sick to rotten jail.
I have that same cancer, and I work, work full time,
I go to the gym, and I volunteer. I think
he's gonna be okay. Sitting in a jail cell. You
just take a pill once a day, No.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Bone marrow transplants, no radiation or anything for that form
of leukemia. I'm thirty and I was diagnosed a year
ago for it, and no one can even tell I
have came answer unless I mentioned it.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
But good there, and I hope you're doing okay.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Seven. Really what's the what's the prognosis for for that?
I wonder? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
I mean, you take a pill once a day, that's
pretty good. No, uh, no radiation. We got a friend
that he's he's doing some pretty aggressive radiation right now
for like he he's got prostate cancer. He had like
the surgery and he was fine for a while, but
then you know, flared back ups and now he's doing
this radiation. He should be fine, as doctors say after that,
but man, is it aggressive. He has to go like,

(41:31):
you know, uh, every day for eight weeks.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Oh my god. Yeah. I had a family member do
that and then go to work every day. Yeah, and
he's still working.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
It's our friend Dennis, right, and uh, yeah, so it's
every day for eight weeks he's been doing that power
to you.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Initial results from Liam Payne's autopsy found that he had
multiple substances in his system when he died, including a
mix of drugs known as you know we talked about
that pink cocaine, yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Which is just when you read into it, it's just gnarly.
There was a crystall in his blood.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Not what you're thinking, but this is like the Argentinian
version of methanphetamine as well as ketamine, ecstasy and this
pink cocaine. Here's a question. How come when somebody dies
here it takes they say eight weeks or whatever. He
died like two minutes ago and all this stuff. They
already have a toxicology thing.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
I think maybe celebrities get priority there. But even still, like,
so it is possible. So yeah, it's physically possible. It's
not like it's just a backlog. I guess. Say.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
I remember as a kid, you would go in and
they would test you for strep throat, right, and they
would do the with the sitting down your throat and
then you have to like, wait, I think it was
at least a day or two. Yeah, I had to
put the little peach tradition whatever to see you know
what came back? And uh, you know, I thought maybe
the toxicology, because you always hear about like some celebrity dies,

(42:56):
that's going to be eight to ten weeks before we know,
you know what, the toxicology.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
They could do it quickly, so why not do it?

Speaker 9 (43:02):
Especially so I don't know if it's true. But did
you also hear that they have two hotel workers on
our investigation? Yeah, because they believe that they in like
a dove box a dove Yeah so yeah, so no,
no dove soap and they put it.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
In there and then handed it to him. Yeah, silver
lining though his death has been good for business, both
solo and with One Direction. Before his death, they said
Liam had four point seven million monthly listeners on Spotify.
Now it's nearly eight million. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
One Direction used to have forty two point four million
monthly listeners. Now they're up to fifty. So if you're looking, yeah,
I'm saying, if you're looking for a silver lining there
it is, folks, right.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
More more money for him to not spend, right because
he's dead. Yeah. I was just reading something menute. It's
funny you said that.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
About how there's now there's now a thing where it's
very popular for these companies to you know, sell things
that are marketing. Hold on chaos packaging here it is, okay, okay,
So Wall Street Journal did a big article on this.
It's a trendy marketing thing, chaos packaging. And so they

(44:20):
sell products and containers that wouldn't normally go in, like
a sunblock and a whipped cream.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Can you know how you do? Okay?

Speaker 4 (44:29):
So it looks like a can of ready with exactly,
and it comes out of the nozzle looking like whipped cream,
but it's SPF thirty.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Right.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
They mentioned liquid death. Everybody knows just water, but it's
in those tall boy cans that look like it's booze
on the outside. There's another one. There's a brand called
Flow that sells tamps, rightly, tampons and ice cream tubs.
A liquor brand called Engine. It sells gin in motor

(45:00):
oil cans. Cool engine all right, yeah, and yeah, there's
also a cleaning product that's selling soap refills and soda cans.
And they had to change that because I'm that's dangerous.
Parents said that their kids thought it was soda and
they tried to drink it. Also, the one of the

(45:21):
founders of flow so that they've heard a couple of
people accidentally putting their tampons in the fridge.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Refreshing thinking, yeah, put the freezer thinking it's ice cream,
don't you. I guess they're just not reading the package. Yeah. Well,
when it looks like the thing that everybody knows it as,
it's not really the class whip. Yeah, that's when ice
cream that's not in the freezer, the white can, the
red cap it's next. Is that the one that you have?

Speaker 8 (45:49):
Yeah, right back the one. Yeah, And it does smell
really edible. So you do want to make sure you
read the package because I have a nine year old
in the house who I think I had to grab
it out of his hands at least once.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
A missing seventy two year old woman in Maine was
found lying near her dead husband's body in the woods.
Her husband's eighty two. They'd gotten lost on a hike
and ended up stranded. See another story about the other thing.
Man stop.

Speaker 7 (46:15):
Basically every week, I feel like it is pretty hard.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Like you never hear about couch potato found dead. You
could be found dead, but.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Not from a rolled ankle, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Somehow the woman survived out there four nights out there.
And but the thing is, they think it's because her dugan,
a little black lab named Lucy, slept on her chest
to keep her warm. It was below freezing while they
were out there. It was like twenty some degrees. The
woman did have severe hypothermia, but otherwise she's gonna be okay. Yeah,
and so Lucy the dugan.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Hiking without any type of device doesn't work out?

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Why now again, silver lining, She doesn't have to worry
about having er ready for her husband anymore. Do justn't
worry about the dog that saved your life?

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (47:05):
And no random man on the hike. She knew the man,
that's right, you know? Yeah too, Yeah, so no more.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Also, another police dog in the news and Indiana Apache
is their name, got a full retirement ceremony. He spent
eight years on the forest and back. In twenty seventeen,
he stepped in front of his handler and took a
bullet for them. He recovered. He was back at work
three weeks later because he ain't no bitch damn. Over
the course of his career, he also helped seize more

(47:33):
than nine hundred and fifty pounds of drugs, one hundred
and sixty seven guns, one point six million in drug money,
took down.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Eighty four bad guys. He got a good boy. They
did a b Yeah.

Speaker 7 (47:47):
When your name's Apache, you have to be a bad Yeah,
I know, right, gets shot back on the jobs. Yep,
he said he found nine hundred pounds of drugs. Yeah,
that's what he said, right, He said it was probably
three thousand. So follow upnews dot com. Back in February,
a Royal Caribbean cruise employee was arrested and now one
of the passengers has filed a class action lawsuit against

(48:09):
Royal Caribbean and the former employee, who, by the way,
was just sentenced to thirty years in federal prison. Now
he worked on the Symphony of the Seas, which that's
the boat I was just on. Yeah really so yeah,
we were on in March and he had gotten arrested
in February, so you just missed him.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
He had a hidden camera in the bathrooms on board.
Remember we talked about the guests found one of the
cameras under the bathroom sink, and then cops found numerous
videos of kids anywhere between two years old and seventeen
years old on his electronic devices. Cops say he hid
under the cruise passengers beds and might filmed them while

(48:46):
they were showering. D He pled guilty to producing child
porn and like I said, he was sentenced to thirty
years in federal prison.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
And now this woman has filed this class action lawsuit.
They believe there are close to one thousand victims. Oh
my god, God, he was in the room.

Speaker 9 (49:02):
There's Wi Fi camps that are the size of your
pinky the bed.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
I saw a.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
I saw a really interesting meme. I'm trying to remember
exactly what it said. This woman holding up a sign.
She was part of this like protest and it was
against like kitty touchers obviously, And well yeah, well no,
because like there we just had the thing about how
like Missouri is no longer requiring people to put those
signs out in front of their house, the saying no
candy here for Halloween for the sexual predators, right, and

(49:34):
this woman is holding a sign up said if it's
if it's humane to put a dog down for attacking
a child, why is it not the same for other
humans that attack a child. Agreed, Like that dog attacks
a child and they put the dog down. Here we
got people who are sexually abusing or exploiting children, kitty touchers,

(49:55):
this creep.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Why don't you just put him down? The conversation.

Speaker 7 (49:59):
Yeah, you'd see so much money, time and effort.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
I mean, how much is just a little shot.

Speaker 7 (50:04):
And will they be missed?

Speaker 2 (50:06):
No, they won't.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
It's gonna goes for months at a time. He's working
on a cruse ship, doesn't he his family? His family
doesn't care, clearly, Yeah, just dump him off the side.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
What you got people, this is the wood Show.

Speaker 11 (50:20):
All right?

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Well we got the big Woody Show party happening at Marongo.
Marongo Casino, a resort and spa that is happening on Friday,
November the first. I was just looking at the calendar,
and this weekend's an open weekend. Yeah right, don't have
anything scheduled in it, and that's gonna be nice. And
then the following fridays, that's a week from this Friday

(50:42):
is November one, and that's gonna be our Marongo party.
And then the Friday after that, that's Friday, November the eighth,
and that's when we're doing that big Joe Koy Woody
Show field trip to Vegas.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
We've been busy for months. It's like holy heck huckey
stay Yeah. And by the way, everybody knows the best
tacos are in South Kate. Best tacos are My Talk
or Boil Heightside. Yeah, I mean yours are up there too. Okay, good, okay,
Well anyway.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
The Marongo events happening on Friday, November first, eight to
eleven PM. It's got to be twenty one or older
to attend, otherwise it's free.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Yeah, just come on.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
There's no rs VP, there's no ticket of any kind
that you need to purchase. You just show up and
we're gonna be partying. We got our friend Rome, Rome Ramirez,
who is you know from Sublime with Rome, He's gonna
be performing for us. We have some Woodi Show merch
that we're gonna give away. Genet's our first Woody Show party.
So stoked, so we have to uh baptize her it

(51:42):
we dip your head in vodka into the deep.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
End of the pool.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
We're gonna have some Alter Ego tickets.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
We are for sure we have Alter Ego tickets that
we're gonna be given away and so that's all at
Marongo Casino Resort and Spa. And if it goes to
a game six, we're we're working to having a big
screen like up in the in the ballroom where we
have this event, and so you'll be able to keep
an eye on the game.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
So we're perfect. We're working on that. No promises on that,
but we're working on it. We understand. Yeah, I hope
it doesn't go to a game six. That'd be nice. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Did the prices come down yesterday on the Ice World
Series because we talked about it yesterday and they said
the upper deck seats were like what two two thousand bucks.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Twenty five hundred and I saw a post? Are you
talking about that? One of a thousand bucks? One thousand bucks?
I don't think that's right. How did that happen so quickly?

Speaker 4 (52:32):
I did see if you want to sit in the
Dugout Club, which is like right behind right behind home play,
which is awesome.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
They got all the food in there and everything else.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Yeah, for a pair of tickets after taxes and fees,
one hundred and twenty three thousand dollars for one for
one game.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Yeah, that's game one. I'm putting some hot dogs in
my pocket. I want yeah for that. Everything they do,
the food is pretty good.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
One hundred and twenty thousand for one game. So ducay
three hours.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Wow, thirty three grand hour enjoy eight hours. So people
got it like that. A lot of money in New York,
in LA. I'm sure somebody. You're gonna see somebody in
those states that what is here? All right?

Speaker 4 (53:24):
So we were just debating this yere in the studio
this morning. We have a coworker who's coming back from
manternity leave, right eternity, Yeah, and we all.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Have opinions on this. Now.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
This guy's been gone for months. Yeah, I've never met
him on right manternity leave.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
So his wife had a baby, and therefore he's taking
all this time off many many many fun many many
many many weeks. I don't know, man, like I don't
get it. Well, you took what one week?

Speaker 4 (54:03):
No?

Speaker 2 (54:04):
I took one day. I took.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
I took one day and somehow I was able to
bond with my kids. It's it's really I get for
the mom. She pushed a person out of her or
they cut.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
A kid out of her time too, that I understand,
But dude, get back to work. But if she is
going to be there when you.

Speaker 6 (54:24):
Get home, taking time to recover, wouldn't it be nice
if she had somebody there to help her well in recovery,
like the father.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Of the child.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
She's not disabled, as I'm saying, for like a week.
I'll give you a week. This whole thing where dudes
are taking a month or to in this case two months,
two months, Yeah, how much they get well, think you're
kind of a pussy. It's not like you're being you know,
in this case, it's like you're being deployed.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Like you never go home at the end of the day, exactly.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
Yeah, you're not on the road, right, You're you're at
work and then and then you come home and relieve her.
And by the way, especially in those if it's your
first kid and it's in the early part of you
just getting back, there's a family there non stop. You're
not needed. In fact, it was great to get the
hell out of there. I would imagine I look affward to.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Going to work, a lot of crying from everybody.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Right, there's just too many people around. It was like
her mom and then the cousins were coming by, and
it was just non stop flow of people, and what
do you think you're going to hold the kid? No,
everybody else wants to hold the kid and do the things.

Speaker 9 (55:28):
And I'm torn on it because I do agree with you,
but at the same time, if your work offers it,
you should just take it.

Speaker 6 (55:36):
Yeah, I agree, it's all And you can also, like
bond with your child.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
I know you're allowed to take it judging, but I
knew the question. You have two kids and they're not
babies anymore. They're they're like kind of grown up children.
Do you feel adequately bonded with your children? Yes? Do
you feel like you you missed a step because you
didn't take People.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Get my wife a bunch of crap because she made
the decision that she did not want a breastfeed. Yeah,
and I had no say in that, and I don't. Yeah,
I didn't care one way or the other. I wasn't breastfed.
I was formula fed, and I somehow turned out okay,
not great, not great. But she made that decision, and
people are like.

Speaker 7 (56:16):
Oh, why would I just share that decision with anybody?

Speaker 2 (56:19):
What's that? Oh? Because how would they know?

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Because they asked her as soon as she you know,
when she you know, you fill out all this paperwork
and stuff before you even had the kid. Whatever hospital
you're going to be going to, he did plan on
breastfeeding and she said no. It immediately started with emails
and this like propaganda machine on the you know, the
lactivist people, and then even people coming by the room

(56:43):
when we were in the hospital after the baby was
born and I'm sitting there and you know, we're just
hanging because you hadn't been discharged yet, and he's like,
lactivists come by and they yeah, they wanna, they wanna sure, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (56:56):
They yeah, they might have some concern because I know
somebody that had the same view.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
They didn't want a breastfeed and there was some issues.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
So maybe it was just like metal concern like postpartum
kind of stuff or.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Like what are you had stupid actual like physical I
mean we all have a couple of Yeah, but whatever
was fine. Yeah they're just talking about like, actually, that's
also not cool. She made her decision. You don't go
by the room with a woman recovering from a major
surgery procedure and start bullying them into they're just talking

(57:31):
about like physical things that could happen. Oh shut up.
And the.

Speaker 8 (57:37):
No.

Speaker 9 (57:37):
That's probably why they were concerned that they at least
want to have a discussion about it.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
She's slid a pamphlet under the door, thank you exactly.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
She made her decisions.

Speaker 9 (57:45):
Yeah no, but I think I think, well, sorry, not
to change your something. But the better part of the
discussion that we're having where all the dumb things that
people say when somebody comes back.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
By the way, let me clarify, I know it's all yeah,
and so by all means take it. Yeah, I just
think I'm judging. I think it's silly.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
You may be made fun of.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Why the hell, like, dude, get the hell out of
the house, man do it for you. Yeah, it's not
even it's not even a man up thing. At my point,
you didn't do anything. And I was the one that
had the baby. I would rather bond with my kid
when my kids like six and can talk and do stuff.
I don't want to bond with this little blobs skin

(58:26):
to skin. Oh yeah, yeah, your favorite, back to what
Medice was saying. Yeah, and then then we just started
ripping on right.

Speaker 9 (58:33):
The thing every time somebody comes back to work that
just had a baby, there's always the dumb things that
are being said.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Like you're sleeping through the night. You you're stuck with
that thing for eighteen years old. That's gonna be a
little heartbreaker. Yeah, yeah, you're so handsome. Yeah, it's a
new born. College is expensive.

Speaker 7 (58:54):
No, you better start saving now. Sleep, and then to
look at that little peanut.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Oh, little peanut, do you have any more photos so
we can see Yeah, we'd love eighteen thousand more.

Speaker 7 (59:09):
Yeah, it was to get those pleasantries out of the way.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Who cares? He has your mother's chin? Is it hard
being at work while your baby's at home? Like all
the typical stuff.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Now, one of my wife's best friends, she's the one
that had the baby. She couldn't wait to get back
to work. Oh really, oh yeah, she went back the
minute she was able to no, no leave. Yeah yeah,
when she was physically like I think it was like
a week maybe maybe a week and a half. It
was after her first kid. Our friend Beth Tony's wife,
Oh really.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Oh yeah, oh wow, yeah, not trying to stay home no,
and he worked full time. So yeah, I know people
who have had night nurses And I was like, I
was like, what is that? And I'm like, oh, that's brilliant. Yeah,
that's a little money at the problem. That's a luxury. Yeah, yeah,
somebody No, I had a family member's company offer it
to pay for it. Wow, you sleep all night, somebody stays. Again,

(01:00:01):
they took advantage of it. If it's offered, take advantage
of it.

Speaker 7 (01:00:04):
My question for a new mom who's knocking a breastfeed
is do you have to like pump out the first
few milk, you know, immediately kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Like, because doesn't it hurt?

Speaker 6 (01:00:16):
Doesn't like the pressure build up if it's not really.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Release it go away once you want to stop.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
I know it looks like the milk will be coming
out of these things, but I can't. I can't tell you.

Speaker 9 (01:00:27):
Well, remember and we have video of this. Greg are
your friend Julianne, He used to be part of the show,
like it was coming out of her.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Yeah, out of bars.

Speaker 8 (01:00:40):
And people don't realize it's not just like one like stream.
It's like several little like pinholes. It's like sprays in
every direction.

Speaker 7 (01:00:46):
Yeah, this was powerful. It was, but I imagine the
first few times you would have to expel it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Of course, it's like after they've done some work on
the pipes at the house, like you got to run
the water for a little bit to get all that
dirt and crap out of the sentiment milk out.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Yeah right exactly eight seven four.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Wooding hit us up with the text over to two
two nine eight seven and if your vagina hurts now
because I maybe hurt your feelings saying you're kind of
a pussy for you know, manternity, leave for two months.
Take a couple of weeks. I'll give you two weeks
after that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Come on, dude, Yeah, sack up.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
I mean no, it's not a sack up, but like
you didn't do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Yeah right, maybe warmed up a bottle of milk. Yeah, yeah,
he took the diaper pail out. Yeah, you changed the
channel on the television, right, good for you, ladies. Two weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
We're gonna take a quick break. More what he shows next?

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Hang on.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
In the meantime, have an existential crisis. I forgot we
had a menace cooking corner. Oh that's right, all this
crap in here? Yeah, be ready the hot pie. Yeah yeah,
there's a menace cooking corner. We'll have more on that,
plus some food news. Oh, I have a taste drive
for you. Menace really yeah, stuff that we were talking
about recently. I guess one you've never had or the

(01:02:04):
other one. What's the cottage cheese. You've never had the
cottage cheese, that's the Yeah, the other one I don't
think he's ever had. Oh so, uh, we'll see what
he thinks. It's like when you give a baby, going
back to babies, it's like when you give babies a
new thing and you want you watch for the face. Yeah,
always so many texting over sake. I love you guys,

(01:02:25):
but you're clearly out of touch with the reality of
life of the newborn.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
I had two kids, still do. I didn't have them again.
And this is a great way for somebody said on
the text about uh, I was talking about maternity leave
and this one co work or we have it's gone
for months on manternity leave and how I think it's
kind of a pussy move. And uh, it's stolen valor.
That's a great way.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
It's stolen value.

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
You can do it, but that's why you should stay
in help after she does all that work.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
By the way, she's not chasing after kids either, because
once for a good a good while, that kid's a
lump it just sits there. And that's the great part
about newborns. Yes, they'll cry, and then he fed and
changed and that's it. You can do that from one spot,
especially if you're breastfeeding, fed and changed.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
They don't do anything other than that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
They stay wherever you put them. It's like a book.
You put the book down, you know where that, but
your keys or sunglasses wherever you last left them. Now,
when they start getting older and they start getting mobile,
that's when it sucks. And then they start talking.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Look, the bonding is important, but like Gina mentioned, it's
not like the guy's gone deployed overseas. He'll be back
after he clocks out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Yeah, he'll be back. Yeah, you can bond it.

Speaker 9 (01:03:37):
Five m people have just been brainwashed by like suburbia
and it's just so boring and they have no issues
really in their life. You know, you talk to anybody
that's like struggling and then it's trying to raise kids,
like single mothers and stuff like that. They're not talking
about any of this craft a new listener, you sound
like a mediocre dad and an awful partner. Your poor wife,
I told you when I die and if reincarnation is

(01:03:59):
a thing. I either want to come back as my
wife or my kids. They have it great.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
They do seem to have a nice life.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
They have a fantastic life, and I'm a wonderful father
they like because I didn't hang out for two months
after they were born.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
But if you come back as your wife, you want
to have sex with you? What's fine? Your kids do
seem to like you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
I'd give myself anal for their life. Rim jobs, whatever
you want.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Show and we are into another new hour heat in
sensitivity training for a politically correct world. I'm that's Greg Gory.
I would we got Menace?

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
What is that chef Menace? We have a Menace cooking
corner this hour. He's making us something today, you guys. Yeah,
all right, more than that in a second anyway. Good
morning Menace.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
More Gina Grabb, Good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
We've got Sammy, We've got sea bath phones are open
eight seven seven forty four. What also some food news
this hour and the Menace cooking Corner? Yeah, plus a
taste drive. Now a couple of things. Uh, the cooking corner?
What are you making for us?

Speaker 11 (01:05:10):
Date?

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
It's some kind of bacon thing right? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
God, I forget the bacon already. But it is cinnamon
toast crunch bacon. Okay, cinnamon toast crunch bacon. So we've
heard like candied bacon, right, I love him. I had something.
Uh it was jalapeno bacon. Okay, this place called red
Hut and uh yeah, jalapeno bacon.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
It was that awesome. Yeah, it was actually it was
actually really good. I wonder how they made it. I
don't know. It was delicious. This bacon says it sprinkled
with cinna dust noise. That okay, I see. So I'm
looking at the pack. I see.

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
I thought that you were gonna coat got the package?

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Anybody can this is official branded? Wow?

Speaker 9 (01:05:56):
Okay, started so going to like dredge it. Yeah, I know,
go to your bacon section and you'll see it in there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Oh, he's just gonna prepare. This is the easiest menace
cooking corner ever.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Absolutely all right.

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
Well, okay, he's got the he's got the hot plate
in here. I'm sure we'll get in trouble for cooking
stuff in the studio again and make it smell amazing.
Yeah yeah, oh well that's right, we forgot about that.
Not according to Sami, that's true, we do have a
wood he showed taste drive. This is just based on
a couple of things that medacaid he hadn't had for
a while or ever.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Oh yeah, two things. I'm gonna start with the hot
thing first because I already warmed it up for you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
We were talking about corn beef hash, and I love
corn beef hash. Now I prefer the stuff that comes
in the can compared to the stuff that you get. Uh,
it's a difference between Like you know, we talked about
cranberry sauce greg can way better than homemade, which which
sounds like it should be the opposite, right, same thing

(01:06:54):
with corn beef hatch. I don't know what it is
about the crap that comes to the can. This is
what I brought in. It's a it's the actually I got,
even Sammy, I meant to bring it in. I forgot
Libby's corn beef hash.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
This is the one you prefer. I like this straight. Yeah,
it looks like it. I've never had cane corn. I
don't know if I've ever had corn beef hash. I'm
really good.

Speaker 11 (01:07:15):
I've had corn beef, but I don't think hash. What
is it exactly alight, it's a it's corn beef, it's potatoes.
They have a little cubed uh you know, diced potatoes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
And kind of like a pot roast ChIL.

Speaker 9 (01:07:28):
My thing is I I do have have had it.
I have got it at a restaurant. But yeah, when
you brought up the can thing, I was like, what's.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
Never heard him? Don't open it yet.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
It says, uh, a right, specifically prepared with beef, beef,
chopped potatoes, and savory seasonings for a truly homemade taste.
Great alone with eggs or in a recipe.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
This one definitely sorry I cracked it over for second.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
Leave it closed, Yeah, I will, I will tell you.
I will admit it smells like straight dog.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Much different than the restaurant. Yeah, we'll open it up,
Open it up. This is the one prefers. Yeah, looks
like just scar Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
The one at the restaurant is a little more crispy.
This one yeah liquid. Now here's the thing. They do
have heating instruction stovetop or microwave. We did the micro
face microwave one. The stuff top one says, uh, spread
evenly in a heavy unheated skillet, heat over medium heat
until brown and crispy stirring occasionally. So I did leave
some left over because you do have your pot You're

(01:08:36):
I'm sorry, you're pan over here. We could try it
both ways, but go ahead in a minute's.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Just kind of shaking. That's the thing. It's good.

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
Looks, it looks disgusting, it smells gross, but the taste
is not bad. Because that's the that's the original way
that I had corn beef hash was this cheap, cheap
oat crap. I think it was at like a buffet,
like go to like one of those like old country,
old town whatever they call buffets, and it would have
some corn beef hash on there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Going back on, I'll tell you this. You're absolutely right. Yeah,
I'll try it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
It looks disgusting, it smells disgusted.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
It smells like dog food, but it smells like tasty
dog food. It's like straight quality. Yeah, so it doesn't
smell helping. Yeah, that's right. Literally, it's not. I mean,
the taste is not bad. Now are you are you
m are your potatoes?

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Imagine imagine that with eggs, Greg imagine I'm not a fan. Yeah,
we'll have to try it the other way with crisp
it up, will prepare it in a skilled Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Have you tried it? You never tried, I've never had
all you don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
It's kind of like vinegary or something, and it has
a weird it tastes exactly how it smells it. It's
very dog You went.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
To Ireland with a guy that you weren't in a
relationship with and stayed in the same bed and didn't
and didn't bang. So go ahead and go and try
their their staple cuisine. It's not that hot, all right, Yeah,
it's not that hot, all right? So again, corned beef potatoes.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
That's pretty dang good.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Now again, imagine with eggs like a good like over
easy on the top.

Speaker 11 (01:10:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
How they have a picture of it on the can. Yeah,
I'm good. That is really good. And yeah, now imagine
it with a flaming young imagine it crispy. Would we could?
We can?

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
We could try to make it crispy in the in
the pan over here. Okay, all right, now it's the
next thing. Yeah, I close it up. Now, the next
the next thing we have And I know Greg likes this.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
This is so Greg's been eating pretty much nothing but
cottage cheese and sweet potatoes for six days a week
for months now, and uh, Greg had been bitching about
cottage cheese for a minute. I said, Greg, what you
gotta do is you gotta go get this brand called
Good Culture. I know they seliment the targets and not
every grocery store, but like select chains of grocery stores.

(01:10:58):
It's not very hard to find.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
They do have like the whole milk, and they got
the two percent one. There's like an organic one. I
have today, the whole milk Classic Cotta cheese from Good Culture.
And I have found this to be of all the
cottage ses, like when I have other cottage cheese. Now
I even try it, it's like, no, thank you. I
hate The most is daisy. Yeah awful.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
This is creamy. It's delicious. What's the curd size? It's
a large small?

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Okay, good small, simple ingredients and soft small curds. Fourteen
grams of protein per serving. You're a menace, iao, yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
So another reason protein. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:11:32):
Another reason this got brought up is because I said,
you know what, I haven't had cottage cheese since I
was a kid. I used to go hammer on it,
but I feel like it's been over twenty years since
I've had it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
It's another thing. It's another thing. It looks really disgusting.

Speaker 9 (01:11:47):
Yeah, And the thing is the reason it also came
up is I hear that there is shortages in some areas,
probably not at what he's grocery start, but in some
areas because people that are taking ozembic all these other
diet drugs are buying it up like crazy and using
this to feed themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
It's an old It was it roast popularity, I guess
as a diet food, and now it's an ingredient in everything,
and I hate that like mixing it with I've never
had cottage cheese without potato chips. My dad would eat
it that way, and that's the only way I've ever
I've never had a defeats. The purpose so strange. And

(01:12:25):
you know what else is disgusting When people cut up fruit.

Speaker 7 (01:12:30):
Cottage of peaches. Speak on a girlfriend, drizzled, babe. I
do vegetables like cucumber, tomato, avocado.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
It looks like cheese, So try go ahead, cottage. Wow,
I'm telling you the good culture. It's see. Yeah, damn,
that gets right, And I hate cottage cheese all.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Right, So we're gonna take the break that we're gonna
come back, and then the Menace is going to prepare
two things for us, actually cinnamon house crunch bacon, which, again,
silly me and Greg, we both thought he was gonna
be like coating the bacon himself.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
You thought it'd be iron chefs.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
No kid is buy this, Yeah, they sell it this way,
So he's gonna prepare. We will try that, let you
know if it's actually worth checking out. And then we'll
see if we can give this corn beef hash to
be a little bit better if we just put it
in the pan and kind of crisp it up.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
A little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
Yeah, okay, what would you give the corn beef hash
on a scale of one to ten, Menace?

Speaker 9 (01:13:26):
Uh, on a scale one of ten, I would give
that probably a seven, A seven, all right, that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
I mean I definitely would not eat it that way though,
because you know, I'm very anti microwave. But uh, it's
probably gonna go up to eight or nine, okay. And
then the cottage cheese, even though you can't well you're
not supposed to eat like a ton of it meat,
small portion of cheese going eight eight? All right? All right? Cool,
all right? We're gonna take the break. We'll come back.

(01:13:55):
What do you show?

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
Food news and Menaces Cooking Corner. Voice, Hang on, we'll
be right back.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Next.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
It's a woody show.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
Well, Chef Menace is there at his cooking station for
a Menace Cooking Corner.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
I am nice. Oh yeah, oh yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Oh yeah, I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
Here that sizzle, oh yeah yeah. And he's got it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
It's Hormel, right yeah, it's Hormel Black Label Limited Edition
Simon Toast Crunch. All right, black Hormel black Label Cinnamon
toast Crunch bacon. Now it already comes it. Don't let
me look at Let me look at that?

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
Does it? Does it look like it's a is it coded?

Speaker 10 (01:14:45):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Where? Doesn't look different? Do you see like crystals some
on the edges? It looks little No, I mean just here,
think it looks you as it looks just like straight
up bacon. It looks no different. By the I can
smell now I do see the crystals on the edge.
Smell the bacon already smells like you might need a fork.
Like so he just left the whole He just took

(01:15:06):
a whole chunk with his special plopped it on I
wanted some gloves, but our gloves went missing. The gloves
were missing. Forks, we have tongs as well be the best. Okay, yeah,
on the fat you can see that. Somebody come over
here and smell this, like yeah, yeah, Greg will come
over there and take a whip of it, crunch instantly.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
All right, Wow, you're getting you're getting pot yeah, oh boy, Okay,
Now black label must be like the fancy line of Horrmel,
like Johnny Walker, because Hormel is not like, no, not
really synonymous with a quality, not a whole lot.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
That's usually like get the right the shelf, stable beast
exactly like more.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
When it comes to can chili, it's my least favorite. Yeah,
my favorite is Dennison's.

Speaker 4 (01:15:59):
Dennison I forget the stuff that I got. It's a
campfire something they were selling at a Costco. That sounds
really good.

Speaker 8 (01:16:06):
Oh would it have like liquid smoke or something with
a camphire was looking at buls Can, right, it's called
campfire whatever chili.

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
I don't know, but at the Costco's got it's really
really good. If you're looking for a recommendation. Yeah, as
we get into the months, all right, so I can
hear the I can hear the saisle over there. Yeah,
all right, so well Menace is working on the bacon
and then we're also going to throw in the corn
beef hash when all that's done. But we got somebody
shehell food news, all right, and starting with this piece

(01:16:38):
of food news, food News PepsiCo, they're trying to win
back customers who have been turned off by shrink flation.
They're now producing bonus bags of toastedos and ruffles that
have roughly twenty percent more chips for the same price
as the regular bags.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Like that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
They're also going to add two more small bags of
chips to their eighteen bag variety pack. And I guess
there's snack sales fell one percent last quarter. Really well,
there are snack volumes dipped by one point five percent,
so not good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Sure go to snack these days? What are you snacking on?
My go to snack? Yeah, other than oreos?

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
Oh so I get the the fruit that's already cut
up at the grocery store. Yeah, they have like you
know sometimes like two for five bucks or whatever they are.
It's like in that just that plastic ball like like
honeydew or so I'm trying to eat better. Yea, and
I and I have like where do you think I
brought the cottage cheese?

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
From? The cottage cheese is another one of my go
tos on that I remember when you used to be
fun and oh, I know, but you know what I did?

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
I saw I I went off the not the rails,
but I went off. You know my plan here recently
that made that solo trip to Costco and I did
get those mini chocolate chip cookies.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Damn the whole perfect bucket. It took me the entire
week to go through the bucket, but yeah, we we
made it. You know what my go to snack these
days is is the Quest chips. Have you seen? They're
so good?

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Yeah, they're like protein chips. My problem is the texture
of those things. At least last time I had him sucked.
The one that is like taco flavored is pretty good.
Taco flavored, Yeah, taco flavor. Quest chips? Check out? Are
they like quena or something. It's a lot like the

(01:18:25):
protein cereals where it is extruded and baked protein powder essentially.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
Okay, here's something else as a as a snack.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
I got these.

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
I was on a on a plane and they served
them on the plane, and it's it's called food Should
Taste Good. That's the brand, Food Should Taste Good, Sweet potato,
tortilla chips, and so it's like it's like corn, sweet
potatoes and sea salt. They're baked. Dude, They're really good.
They're really really good. And I was having the hardest

(01:18:57):
time finding them. I looked at you know, every town's
the two chains of grocery stores, right, you got this
one and you got the other one. I looked at Walmart,
I looked at Target, I looked at all these different places,
could not find them.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Did you try Whole Foods? I did not try. This
looks exactly like the kind of crap they have in
their chip mile.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
Okay, so I didn't. I didn't go to Whole Foods.
But you know where I found them. I was to
go pick up my prescription at CBS. Yes, and they
had bags of them. Because I went on Amazon. People like, oh,
go on Amazon. Okay, Well, when I type it into Amazon,
it comes up and you know how much they're charging
for its forty four dollars and twenty eight cents?

Speaker 10 (01:19:32):
The hell?

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Yeah? Is that for? Like that's for probably a twelve pack,
right though, or a six pack or a commit lot
of seventy.

Speaker 8 (01:19:39):
Nine pack, yeah, twenty four a twenty four pack of
but they're only an ounce and a half back.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Yes, I mean they're the little tiny bags I want, like,
you know, like a regular sized bag. And here's why
they taste good because they are basically just corn chips.
And then they throw in at the end some sweet potatoes.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
Ya, they're good fla exactly, but you really but I'm
saying you really taste the sweet potato.

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
It's good.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
It tastes like a sweet potato chip. Anyway, They're really good.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Some other food news news.

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
My wife is crazy about all this Wicked stuff. Yes,
because the movie that's coming out. Well, Walmart has Wicked
themed mystery macaroni and cheese. Okay, it's their great value
brand and it features either pink or green color changing cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
It sounds so foul weird. That was disgusting.

Speaker 4 (01:20:22):
It's sold out online, but people are trying to see
if they quote get lucky and find it in stock
at their local stores where people have been having luck
with So you can't find it online, but you can
find it in the store and it changes color.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
Yeah, I would be marked. Either it's either green or pink.
I would be more horrified if it was pink, then green,
like pink macaroni and cheese. They did this with ketchup
a while ago, and I struggled with that. I thought
I was gonna be okay.

Speaker 6 (01:20:49):
And then I put the green ketchup on my hot
jog and I couldn't bite into it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
I could not do it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
And I was a kid at the time, even though
it tastes the same.

Speaker 8 (01:20:56):
Even though it tastes the same psychologically.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Yeah, and I was in like junior high and just thought, like, no,
good deal, how cool girl? I get it? Purple.

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
I never liked uh Saint Patrick's Day for the green bagels,
green beer.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
I never like.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
No, I'm good. I can see little girls liking this though.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
And my wife, even though I can't say that, she
has not expressed any interest in it, but because it's wicked,
I would say that she'd probably die with it. How's
that bacon coming?

Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
I can really smell it now, really smells sugary. Yeah,
it smells so pigh like. Is that on high? Yeah,
it's on high? Okay? Is there just so much to
make sure? It's cooked. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's
not cooked yet. Yeah, you want you want it to
you want it? Crispy, I got you don't trip. Will
you eat this? Gina?

Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
Oh yeah, okay, I didn't know if you're one of
the Jews that don't et not that Jew.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
Yeah. I thought you're asking will you eat it? Because
men has made it? That's a different question. You know.

Speaker 8 (01:21:48):
I'm one of those people that like, if I'm using
a spatula for raw meat, halfway through, I'll either get
a new spachela or wash the spatula because now you're
using raw meat spatula on dude.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
I had that thought recently. It was just my son
and I. I said, where do you want to go
to dinner? He says, I want to go to the hibachi?
You know the Japanese really cook in front of your place.
I said, I'm okay, cool.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
So with her.

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
As I'm watching it, so here's the guy. He takes
he has the tray of like raw chicken and raw
beef and the steaks, and he takes the spatula that
is using for everything, scoops it under the raw chicken,
puts it on the grill. Separates it out and then
goes right to mixing the vegetables and whatever that he
just had the raw spatula. Yeah, now, I'm sure it's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
Grill though, Huh, it's going on the grill though, does
not hold a lot. But he's so in other words,
like it's it's basically like the vegetables are now washing
over the surface where the raw chicken was, and so
you're now relying on those getting hot enough again, to
which I'm sure it does. I'm sure they figured it out.
But at home, I'm sure I was. I was watching

(01:22:54):
that going. I've never thought of it that way, but yeah,
I get the time. Some other food news.

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
Butter Ball they have a new turkey for Thanksgiving that
you don't have to thaw.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
Out, greg So you do it straight from frozen.

Speaker 4 (01:23:10):
Yeah, you take it straight out of the freezer and
you pop it in the oven. And they spend a
ton of time coming up with the name, hours and
hours actually in a meeting, and they decide it on
butter Ball cook from frozen cat that's what it's called.
The that's smart because people are stupid. Everyone knows that
thawing a frozen turkey. Man that could take days. You

(01:23:31):
got to put that in on Sunday in the fridge.
But not with the Butterball cook from frozen. There's no neck,
no giblets, no uh, the next the best, but it
comes pre brind Yeah, just to work like, oh, let
me eat the.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Sounds. I mean this, This is a smart move because
almost almost nobody does anything with those Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
Yeah, so you in there so you don't have to
do anything. They say, just brush some oil on it,
put it in the oven. Directions literally say unwrap.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Cook now we're talking.

Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
They say it's also great for people who don't like
touching raw meat.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Gina.

Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
The average cook time is five hours, so not much
longer than a normal turkey.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
You have to do that counter tharw or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
Butterball says it's possible because of a specially formulated brine,
and the claim is that it comes out just as juicy, tender,
and flavorful as the normal turkey does. The only real
downside is that it can't be stuffed, which they say,
you're you shouldn't do that anyway, talk about food poisoning.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Yeah, you're not supposed to do that because like.

Speaker 4 (01:24:31):
The breading and the whatever, the stuffing absorbs all the
fastiness from the cavity of the bird, right, it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
Get as hot as quickly. Yeah, and then you get
gooey stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
But you have to make the stuffing separately, which again
fine because as we all discussed last week, stovetop is
perfectly acceptable, so good, and you don't cook stove top
in the inside the bird hopefully.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
And then yeah, the briny is And what makes this
easy to cook it is the fact that they got
the crap out and it's just see it in there.

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
Here's some other turkey stats from Butterball. Eighty seven percent
of people said they're planning on serving turkey on Thanksgiving
this year, which that seems low. Fifty one percent and
I know you guys will disagree with this, say that
turkey is the best part of the meal.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
I do like turkey.

Speaker 4 (01:25:14):
I mean I do with the cranberry sauce. Yeah, seventy
four percent will be roasting it in the oven, eight
percent will smoke it, five percent will use an electric roaster,
three percent are deep frying it. Two percent of those
people burn their house down, two percent of people will
be grilling it in, one percent or air frying their turkey.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
How big is your air frying?

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
But I would assume that's maybe they just got the
turkey breast and they're just doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:40):
It's really getting smoking in here, is it? You want
to open the door, anybody, thing's about to go off?
I no, I think it has to melt that little
plastic whatever that thing is in there. I think that's
how it works.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
So I turn off the grill because they're just gonna
wait to We don't have a vent in the studio.
I do have a couple of pieces here. Okay, al right,
so here, let's let's try it out. Give it to first.
This is the black again black label Pormel Black label,
officially branded cinnamon toast crunch bacon sugary.

Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
There was a cinnamon toast crunch like a I don't know,
like a signature taste to me. But it's not uh,
it's not the sugary. There is some cinnamon in there here,
Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Try it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
You'll be better at describing it than I am. No,
I'm saying like, it's not it's not like very obvious.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
It's not super cinnamon. It's it's more cinnamon than anything else.
Cinna dust because a piece of the meat here okay,
properly cooked concerns.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
M M. Yeah, you see what I'm saying. It has
sort of a uh it's yeah, it's like it's hard
to describe.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
No compliments to the chef. He said, it's cooked. It's cooked, right, Yeah,
it's cooked.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:27:09):
It's like I'm getting it, yeah, none of the above.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
I'm getting almost a peppery almost like it tastes like
something like wrapper, like like plastic wrapper, like sweet liquid smoke,
but not that powerful. It's not sweet. I'm not getting
any sweet from it, but it hits you back here.
It's like, yeah, sweet cinnamon.

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
I'm definitely the cinnamon. And it's weird because you can
send a half cinnamon cardboarding.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
It's more of a smell than it tastes. It's not burned, right,
it's not burned. Yeah, it's not burned. You can smell
the sugar more than you can taste it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
I'm gonna give it, let's see, I will give it
a uh six out of ten.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
It's high.

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
Well, yeah, because it's not bad. It's still bacon, right,
It's still bacon. It's not like if it had more
of that uh you know, like a candied bacon with
this and them in in there too, and we know that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Candy bacon's possible because we had it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
Yeah, you have it everywhere everywhere, Gregory.

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
What are you giving out of ten? I'm I'm gonna
do five? All five. I was gussing four for you.

Speaker 7 (01:28:11):
No, it's I mean, it's definitely not that. It's definitely bacon,
but it's less bacony than right.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
If you told me, like, what's the flavor of this,
I would say, I have no idea. It's not very savory.
What are you giving it back? I'm gonna go Actually,
I'm gonna go three because it's not as good as
just regular bacon.

Speaker 8 (01:28:28):
I'm gonna go four because again, the floor for basement
I think is I mean for bacon, its four menace.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
I will go four and a half. Four and a half. Okay,
it's definitely not worth a trip to the store. No, no,
it's not. It's like, if you see it's not sweet
enough to be considered. If you see it, you're curious,
but don't make a special trip just to get it.
For sure, the bacon gets some brown sugar. Do it yourself. Yeah,
you know, I'd be curious.

Speaker 4 (01:28:51):
For a follow up, we did it ourselves, like if
we if we covered it in like crushed up cinnamon
toast crinch, Like, what would that be?

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
Yeah? How would that be?

Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
Are there for Food News and somebody showed taste drops
while we're in the break, we'll we'll heat up some
of this corn beef hash. We'll see if we can
fry it up and get it crispy for you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
It's a show.

Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
Well, we did some more cooking during the commercial break.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
We did I haven't stepped in there, Yeah you did. Yeah, Look,
I'm willing to get my hands dirty.

Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
I used to enjoy I used to really enjoy cooking.
Not this is cooking, it's it's just heating up. So
we have the the Libby corn beef hash, and so
we tried it where it was just micro waved it
and then the other way to prepare it. Obviously we
were talking about you can make it a little bit
more crispy. You can see the difference even the way
it looks. Yeah, still spells like dog food though.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
Yeah, it still smells like dog food. It doesn't look
as bad as it did before.

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
Yeah, And I'm I'm curious to see if you guys
have any difference of opinion on the on the on
the taste, go ahead, Greg. In minutes they're they're both
retrying it substantial. Yeah, it definitely feels better in the
mouth in mouthfeel.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
The flavor tastes a little more canny now, no canny
like the can. Do you have like bad teft on?
Really there's still not a fan okay, yeah much? I
don't know. There's a sourness to it. There's a do
you like in general? Do you enjoy like a home
fry or a skillets? Your spin You don't have a
spin over that I like carpet. You know, it's one

(01:30:32):
of those things because when I first opened the can,
it had that like gelatinous layer on the top of it.
You know, hey we tried that one time. Yeahs flavor
that's just not not standing out to me at all.
So didn't you don't think it improved? The preparation did
definitely helped to dry. It was very like mushy, like

(01:30:53):
just chickpeas in u. But that's just the appearance. But
the taste to you is pretty much to say, one note,
yeah one no salty, little but if it's what you
grew up with, you know you're going to have an
affection for Do you still have your spoon up there, Samuel?
She actually likes And it's not cheap either. We have

(01:31:15):
this problem with spam, like spam is surprisingly expensive, it's not.
It's a can of this stuff even at Walmart's almost
three bucks. How do we lose out on?

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:31:24):
We used to have like a ton of plastic cutlery
around here, all right, Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
Feel like we went through like fifteen today just now.

Speaker 4 (01:31:31):
Well, no, we did, but then we also used to
have like plastic arm sorry, paper plates and balls. I
think I'm saying that. I think they cut those out
of the budget.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
We used to have those. They also cut working sinks
out of the budget. Here the sink in the kitchen
hasn't worked for every month now. But they put a
sign up, so that's all. That's where's Dixie located? Maybe
we can all a.

Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
Dixie Dixie connect year, put it on your birthday list.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
Dixie headquarters their headquarters. Yeah, you guys want mad cutlery products? Dude,
Well there you go. Well he showed taste drives.

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
We try so you don't have to fly and buy
for you don't want to waste your time with that cenniment, toast, crunch, bacon,
not really a big deal.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Do not waste your time, but good culture cottage cheese sham.
Hell yeah, So.

Speaker 4 (01:32:21):
All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is Tuesday morning.
It's October the twenty second, twenty twenty four. Today is
National Nut Day. Shout to nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
I'm assuming that is like the.

Speaker 4 (01:32:35):
Actual like peanuts or all nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
Yeah, you know, things like what else would you be
talking about, would he?

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
He's like kind of like steak and BJ day, you know,
like no November whatever, No nut November? Is that that's
the thing, right sea best, I mean nont November.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
Understand the point. But yeah, but you just said it
right there in the in the explanation. Because people say
peanuts are nuts and so on and so forth. They're
not lagon shoes, aren't you know? No way, those are
my favorite nuts. Okay, they're not.

Speaker 4 (01:33:05):
Well, the same way that the tomato is a fruit, right,
but nobody considers it a fruit.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
What's a nuts? It's it's a lagome? A what? Yeah, man?
A lagome.

Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
It's an International Stuttering Awareness Day. Okay, I'm aware it's
National Make a Dog's Day.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
Today.

Speaker 4 (01:33:25):
I'll tell you a scar appreciation day, appreiation smart.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
Is cool day?

Speaker 4 (01:33:33):
Doors keep pushing back. Yeah, well you know, I guess
that that's the I guess that's the only thing you got.

Speaker 2 (01:33:39):
Yeah, if your brain powers you have, the most important
thing in the world, is the most is all you got?

Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
I got a cool scar. I mean, do you have
a star in your wiener from the from that surgery?

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
You had that rock out very strong? Well don't you
all have scars on your wieners? No, from like circumcision.

Speaker 4 (01:34:00):
I don't know, really, I don't know what was it.
I mean, you're you've seen more wings, I'm sure than anything.

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
Mom.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
Maybe, Yeah, you never know. Yeah, battle, that's true. No,
I do have two scars. I have one on my thumb.
You can barely see it now, but I had it
when I was a kid.

Speaker 9 (01:34:17):
I got it stuck in a radio flyer wheel, ripped
off the top of my thumb skin. And then I
have one on my lip but you can't see it
because of my mustache.

Speaker 4 (01:34:26):
How do they cross cut the top of your penis
and you don't have any scar from that?

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:34:31):
I would think there would be something you can't see
where they cut they cleared up.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
Yeah, all right, it's a good surgeon. Yeah, it's really good.

Speaker 4 (01:34:40):
Uh, some news here for you in the world of entertainment,
a for effort. Really A lot of people still talking
about jelly Roll. He was one of the musicians who
performed in honor of Ozzy Osbourne as he got inducted
into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and so
he was up there doing my mo I'm Coming On,
which is a great love. That's a great same album
that has No More Tears, another great Ausie song. But

(01:35:02):
so jelly Roll did Mama I'm Coming Home, and it's
not terrible strangers.

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
You're rather what I hate to say.

Speaker 4 (01:35:17):
I mean, it's a great good yeah, okay, and then
I'm gonna skip I'm gonna skip more to the end
because people are like, oh, that thing fell apart really
fast now.

Speaker 3 (01:35:27):
Every day, man, terrible sum.

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
That's just a terrible mix in general. It's not I mean,
he's not saying he's missing notes, but yeah, that's a
bad mix. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:01):
Anyways, people give him crab about that, but I'm not
hating on jelly Roll. Yeah, at least he's actually performing, yeah,
you know, for real, and that's a great song.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Still it is and awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
You can understand him when he was giving it was
a very short speech, but yeah, you're able to actually
understand his speech.

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
Does he speak of the Queen's English? No, thank you,
thank you, thank you out here.

Speaker 4 (01:36:24):
The prosecutors who are investigating the death of Liam Payne
from one Direction reportedly believe that an employee at the
hotel where he was staying was the one who got
the drugs for him.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
Before he fell and died. That's not surprising.

Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
Prosecutors said they have evidence that the drugs came from
an employee and that an indictment for drugs distribution could
be coming very soon.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
Okay, I mean yeah, but you walk around any of
those resorts, especially the not so great ones, and there
are people offering you drugs if.

Speaker 4 (01:36:55):
You that sounds a really good customer service.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
Yeah, like the resort you go to it in Mexico,
probably you don't get offered those drugs because you can't.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
So we're apparently all the guys who walk the beach
they're all part of the cartel or like they're working
for the cartel. There's always these security guys who are
standing on the beach because apparently so we've heard through
other employees. The hotel pays the cartel for protection so
they won't harass the guess right, Okay, So they'll walk

(01:37:25):
by and they'll have like a stack of hats or
they'll have a bunch of scarves or cigars or whatever. Yeah,
and they're walking the beach and they go stop us,
and that is they always. First of all, those guys
are always packing, according to the report. And then also
the cigar guys. Yeah, oh Jesus Christ, they're packing and
you can get drugs from them. Yeah, they'll start with
cigars and hats.

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
And you said they'll point, they'll build your point to
their nose or they'll do like the joint maneuver. But
you probably don't see that because they know you're not
in the you can you know, they'll waste their time
with you when the four frat boys over there, the customer, Yeah,
for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:38:01):
And there's not a lot of that going on at
the resort that we go to either. It's not a
lot of frat kind of weak behavior. It's like a
lot of couples and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:38:09):
But I guess you want some blow on your honeymoon
sprinkled in Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:38:14):
Nose candy with what Liam Payne had though, They said
that he had a cocktail mix of like drugs in
a system which was like crack but also pink cocaine.

Speaker 11 (01:38:22):
Nice have you heard of Yeah, it's a design or
drugs like my cocaine girl.

Speaker 6 (01:38:28):
Yeah, it's like some kind of powdery substance that has
like ketamine and MTMA and other stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
Wow, a nice coke, homo, you know that's rainbow coke.
Smile too, anybody see that? No, so the first smile
it was not great. Yeah, it kind of crushing. Yeah,
but it did.

Speaker 4 (01:38:46):
Pretty well over the weekend, was number one at the
box office. Brought it more than they expected. The first
one did, like you know, I forget how much, like
twenty million or whatever. This one did twenty three, so,
you know, better than what they what they said they
expected for them. We've got some Joe Exotic news. You
guys remember him from Tiger King. He is currently locked
up as you know and fort Worth serving a twenty

(01:39:07):
one year sentence for scheming to hire a hitman to
murder that nutty bitch, Carol Baskins and for violating federal
wildlife loss. But now he's also been quarantined in prison
due to scabies.

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
Yeah, per the.

Speaker 4 (01:39:23):
Mayo Clinic, it's a contagious skin rash caused by a
mite then burrows under the skin and lays eggs.

Speaker 7 (01:39:30):
Eggs the work gabies disgusting, Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
Which of all those diseases, round worm, ringworm, etcetera, scabies,
pink eye? Which would you want to have? Pink eye?
Pink eye?

Speaker 7 (01:39:41):
It seems the most innocuous choices, Mikaka. Yeah, who cares gabies?

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (01:39:47):
I saw another one of those videos I love just
the last couple of days.

Speaker 2 (01:39:51):
It was one other.

Speaker 4 (01:39:52):
Whether they're on a dog, those buttflies? Oh god, yeah,
see type in Google this while we're doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:59):
I do that. Yeah, you want to be destroyed for
the Yeah, god, you're ruining it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:05):
Butterfly removed from dog and then watch she showed me
her speaking of scars.

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
Yeah, I did. It looked like a vagina it work? Yeah,
it did.

Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
It looked like it because oh Jesus, there you go, right,
how do you see it? Yeah, they're pulling those things
out of the dog. It looks like a little like
you know, those things that hold up the shelves on
a bookcase.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
Yes, those little pegs.

Speaker 8 (01:40:34):
Except yeah, except yeah, that's just that's almost as bad
as my incisions blowing out.

Speaker 4 (01:40:41):
Yeah, did you sass your incision?

Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
No, I will.

Speaker 4 (01:40:45):
That's from her when her breast production Greg, and tell
me doesn't look like a vagina.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
And Greg, why did you let gino watch that? I
tried to warn it anyway, assuming it gets pasted.

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
The whole scabies thing, Joe Exotic says he feels very
optimistic getting out of prison next year, since his attorney
says new evidence.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Is going to spring him. Oh okay, good get this.

Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
But he says he gets out, he wants to lecture
at colleges.

Speaker 11 (01:41:10):
Does.

Speaker 4 (01:41:11):
His attorney says, quote, Joe is one of the world's
foremost authorities on tigers for one thing, So I think
he really would like to work in higher education. In academia, Uh,
those kind of things.

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
Academia, even medicine. Is that one? Academia nuts? Yeah, academia
Now I can't even say it. Academia no menace.

Speaker 4 (01:41:33):
Man, Now I'm messed up because you guys said it
rong so many times. No academia, No, that's not right. Academia, domia, school, demia, academia.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
I'd like to point out that Sammy did chime in correctly,
what is it academia? Academia? Okay, cool was wrong. I
was wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
Other than that, Joe's attorney says he's interested in the
entertainment industry, so oh really, there's always.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
He's hoping that Trump gets elected.

Speaker 4 (01:42:03):
Jennifer Lawrence is expecting her second kid with her husband
confirmed over the weekend. No details on anything else yet,
but sorry, Morgan. Sasha Baron Cohen might be off the
market again. Oh no, and Sarah Silverman were holding hands.

Speaker 2 (01:42:18):
That makes sense.

Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
They are both Jews of a certain age at the
Academy Museum gala over the weekend. But he still might
have a chance because page six says their quote just friends.
And then David Harber says the series finale of Stranger
Things is the best episode they've ever done, and that
everyone was crying. If the table read, that's because it's

(01:42:41):
it's over. They always do that, like whatever the table
read of the.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
Last Yeah they get.

Speaker 9 (01:42:47):
I'm not going to.

Speaker 2 (01:42:50):
Like this is it for me?

Speaker 4 (01:42:52):
Academia akademia?

Speaker 2 (01:42:56):
I do have some picture?

Speaker 4 (01:42:58):
Oh yeah, here, show are you do you freaking show?

Speaker 8 (01:43:02):
I thought you spent in This is the incisions when
the incision opened after the after surgery.

Speaker 4 (01:43:08):
Yeah, so shadow breast reduction. The incision opened, and then
that's what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:43:13):
Oh wow, right, are you not puking? Doesn't it look
like it's something you should like put your penis, And
it very much does. It's pretty. That's so that's the
side view kind.

Speaker 9 (01:43:24):
Of No, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:26):
It's almost like an under under your boo. Yeah, oh,
I said wow.

Speaker 7 (01:43:31):
And then they and then you have to sit up.

Speaker 2 (01:43:34):
No, you have to like stuff cotton in it. And
it was like a tampon. Yeah it was. Did you
go to water?

Speaker 10 (01:43:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
This is how it's called de bridement. And it was
the worst thing ever. I'm gus said. The question is
so they just that skin is never going to touch again?
Is they?

Speaker 4 (01:43:50):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
No, I mean it's it's all good now. But then
how does that work?

Speaker 8 (01:43:53):
Well, it came from the inside out, so it sucked it.
It kind of sucked it back together.

Speaker 2 (01:43:59):
Sure, is there a scar? I mean there's like a
line now, but it's yeah, that hole was you can
really burn.

Speaker 7 (01:44:07):
That thing looks pretty brutal.

Speaker 8 (01:44:11):
I could have I could have flown in and out
of you know, Cartel country, just fine, Hey.

Speaker 4 (01:44:16):
I meant to mention this when we were talking about
jelly Roll. He's not using Twitter anymore X sorry, because
he thinks it's way too negative, the most toxic negative
app to ever exist period. He believes it is changed

(01:44:39):
for the worst and doesn't want to be a.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
Part of it anymore. Yeah, that's bad man. Yeah. Earlier
this year he and.

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
His wife quit because people were bullying him about his weight.
But he doesn't really come across as the guy who
would care.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
To Yeah exactly. His name is jelly Roll.

Speaker 4 (01:44:52):
Yeah, right about all that stuff, like he knows who
he seems to be like one of those guys who
embraces his flaws and so you know, people say whatever,
they they say whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
Move on.

Speaker 4 (01:45:01):
Oh no, all right, we got some birthdays and your
parn of birthdays here for you on the Woody Show
this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
Go see what's happening here. Cool, cool, go show this
Shiver Oday. We're gonna it's Shiver Day. We're gonna sit patag.
He's like, it's Shiver Day, and you know what we
don't do.

Speaker 4 (01:45:21):
Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Christopher Lloyd Doc
Brown yea from Back.

Speaker 2 (01:45:27):
To the Future. He is eighty six years old today
and a friend of mine. Now I met him and
stood behind him and he didn't look at me.

Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
Oh yeah, you got Bob Odenkirk Saul on Breaking Bad
and Better Off Salt RB. Yeah, Better Ball saw Better
Off Salt sixty two years old today. Jeff Goldbloom is
seventy two, Jesse Tyler, Ferguson Mitchell on Modern Family is
forty nine, Rapper twenty one, Savage is thirty two, Jonathan

(01:45:53):
Libnikki the Little Kid, Ray Boyd and Jerry Maguire, Yeah
he's thirty four. Ye, you got Michael Fishman, Roseanne's son,
DJ the Connors, who was forty three, Zach Hanson the youngest.
Hanson is thirty nine, Wowow Shaggy is fifty six, and
Carlos Mencia he's fifty seven. It's probably some other comedian's birthday.

(01:46:14):
He just stole his birthday. Kidd fifty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:46:17):
Today.

Speaker 4 (01:46:17):
Your porn of birthday is Alexis Monroe. And she's seen
more balls than a major league gumpire three hundred and
seventeen fine films, including Beyond the Call of Booty Volume five.
She was in the Great American Slut Off volumes one
and three, the Halloween film Nightmare on Wank Street. She

(01:46:39):
was also in Buns of Anarchy two.

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
Good Coming Home to Bone and who can forget her
unforgetable role in Alexis's anal revenge Story. I'll show you.

Speaker 4 (01:46:50):
That's Alexis Monroe, who's thirty four years old today, and
that is your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And
that's a little look what's happening in the world of
entertainment here on this Tuesday morning. We're gonna take a
quick break. Got some more Woodies show for you.

Speaker 7 (01:47:04):
Next, hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
More show, next, voila.

Speaker 7 (01:47:09):
Wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
Well that's gonna do it for Tuesday morning. Everybody, wrap
it up. Tell you we can findow the full show podcast.
Just go to the Woody Show dot com today a
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the lord's work, trying to get people to return those carts.
We also had all the trending news headlines for you.

Speaker 9 (01:47:33):
That more.

Speaker 4 (01:47:33):
It's all on the Tuesday podcast. Just hit up the
Woody Show dot com. I get feedback from Greg Gory's
Halloween do's and don't people just find you so whise?

Speaker 2 (01:47:45):
Yeah, oh uji?

Speaker 7 (01:47:47):
And why that's that's putting it nicely? See coming up
for you tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:47:52):
A question for the ladies, and if you want to
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this one or just wait and you know, send it
tomorrow during the actual segment all in text, And what's
the creepiest thing a guy has done to hit on you?
Like they're hitting on you, but you're like, god, this
is mega creepy. So for the ladies, what's the creepiest
thing a guy has done to hit on you? We

(01:48:12):
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Speaker 7 (01:48:33):
Yeah, the next hurricane should be named after the Woody
Show because we've been a disaster for like seventeen years.

Speaker 2 (01:48:39):
Yeah, true, I mean, eventually they'll get to w I know,
what are we on? Oh maybe I forget.

Speaker 4 (01:48:45):
There's there's one that's turned right out by like turks
and caicos.

Speaker 2 (01:48:49):
Okay, right in that area right now. I was I
think no, no, I think it might be oh hell
oh oh, I'm thinking I might take that nature from
logistics things go well, I might be showing her my
own face.

Speaker 7 (01:49:03):
Oh oh oh you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:49:06):
Oh yeah, all right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory.
Thank you so much for giving the show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know, we love it,
appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch back here on Wednesday. Have a great day.

Speaker 4 (01:49:22):
S MDUBM. I quit this bitch,