The Woody Show October 23rd 2024 Podcast

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dude to the graphic nature of this program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 6 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody. Today is Wednesday. It's October the
twenty third, twenty twenty four. Hello, welcome, We are the
Woody Show. My name is what that's Greg Gory Modding.
Good morning to you, Menace, Good morning Woody. We got
Gina Hey, we got Sea Bass, we got Sammy, Bort
and Caroline. They're here in the Woody Show production department.

(01:06):
Although Bort's and they were talking to some random person.

Speaker 7 (01:08):
We've never seen before.

Speaker 8 (01:09):
I don't know who that is.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Oh, I know him. He works at one of the
other stations. He does the same. It's so funny. He
does the same job as Bort for one of the
other shows, like a production guy and a look almost
identical the general.

Speaker 8 (01:22):
Look, the same style.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah, yeah, brother, Yeah, Good morning to you. Caroline. God
knows what they're talking about. If you need some help,
just blink twice yea look looks for the glass.

Speaker 7 (01:31):
Anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
There's Morgan. She's our associate producer. Von our video producer
is here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four
Woody at eight seven seven forty four Woody hit us
up with a text over to two to nine eight
seven on the show this morning, we've been hearing about
these creeps, and there's a lot of talk obviously about
creeps like P Diddy and that cruise guy that we

(01:52):
were talking about the guy got busted on the Royal
Caribbean ship. Yeah, yeah, we were talking about that kind
of creep. But this is more where these guys I
don't even think they're necessarily intending to be creepy. It's
a question for the ladies today, what is the creepiest
thing that a guy has done to hit on you? So, ladies,
we're gonna want your your feedback on that. You'll be
able to call in text in on that. If we

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just want to start sending your text now, that's fine too,
But hit us up, ladies, what's the creepiest thing a
guy has done the hit on you. I saw one
thing and I was like, why did you think that
was going to be a good idea?

Speaker 7 (02:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Or how did you think that was gonna work?

Speaker 7 (02:26):
What's your percentage of winning on that one?

Speaker 8 (02:29):
Right?

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Exactly? We'll get to some of the trending news headlines.
Got a brand new redneck news for you today. Also
the latest of the world of entertainment, and we got
the birthdays, porn of Birthday, all that and more. You're
on the Woodies show for you this morning again. If
you want to call inter text in please do that
eight seven seven forty four. What we're texted two two
nine eight seven. There is a story about this nineteen

(02:52):
year old kid in London, this woman, and I mean,
I guess you can't really call our kid at nineteen eighteen. Yeah, anyway,
So she fulfilled her dream of being a doctor by
posing as one of this hospital despite never attending medical school.
What was that that movie Catch Me If you can't
you can. Yeah, there is some like famous kid from

(03:14):
America that.

Speaker 7 (03:15):
Was doing that Dougie howser.

Speaker 8 (03:16):
No, no, he was faking it.

Speaker 9 (03:18):
But yeah, I think it was some guy out of
Florida and got busted multiple times.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yes, yes, you're absolutely right. So she blended in with
the medical staff. People called her doctor Christina. She was
seen handling medical equipment, getting into an ambulance, even gave
a liquid substance to a patient, all without raising suspicion
how weird, and so she was arrested on her second
visit to the hospital. She was sentenced to twelve months
of probation.

Speaker 7 (03:42):
Oh that's it. Yeah somebody. Yeah. Yeah. That dude was
Malachi Love Robinson. He was eighteen.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah, and he went by to do this doctor Love.

Speaker 8 (03:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
I mean you're not actually doogie howser man.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
No, you have no skill.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Some other scams in the news, a police officer in
Tennessee was caught stealing from wait for it, crime stoppers.
Oh yeah, the officer this check name Arisa Hutchinson, stole
more than eighteen thousand dollars. And so what would happen
is though her job was to soar through the crime

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Stoppers database and then send the good tips to the investigators,
and then when the tips qualified for a reward, her
job was to make sure the payment went through, but
right before it did, she would switch the destination for
the reward to her accomplice's bank account and then they'd
split the money.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
So the people never got anything.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, and that's how they got caught because the tipsters
they started complaining the getting reward money and obviously not
difficult for them to figure out what happened. So she
was arrested. She was sentenced to six months in prison,
and she's got to pay twenty two thousand dollars in restitution.

Speaker 8 (04:54):
Everybody knows you steal from the evidence room. Yeah, you
get the drug.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Eight pounds in marijuana, right, you know there might be
only seven hundred of that, right? Where was it recently?
We just heard was the Seattle Police department where all
those guns are missing. Yeah, and they're like service revolvers
and stuff. Service webon not revolvers but service web.

Speaker 10 (05:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Well, I also talk about a scam fifty five year
old guy in Florida, Jose Alvarez.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
He is in the news.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
He's facing a felony charge for impersonating a pizzeria. What
his plan was kind of brilliant. He would go to
hotels and he passed out these fake flyers pretending to
be a local pizza place. But the number on the
flyer was his number, not the actual pizza place. So
people would call, he would take their orders, make the pizzas,

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and deliver them, which seems like a lot of work,
but he was just using the other spot's name and
their reputation. So this went on. Apparently for years, but
the real place finally caught on. They were getting these
strange complaints and these bad reviews off and on, but
they couldn't figure out where the confusion was coming from.
But when they did, they called the cops. Jose charged

(06:05):
with organized scheme to defraud along with the aggravated battery
charge from a time he was quote fleeing from hotel
staff and he hit a staff member with his vehicle.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
Oh my god, wow the pizza. Yeah, I thought he
was going to.

Speaker 11 (06:19):
Work much smarter and just take the credit card numbers.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Tell you that there was a show business when Tom
Green had his show. Yeah, do you remember that bit
I'm talking about?

Speaker 7 (06:35):
No, I remember the show.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, So the Tom Green show. Tom would like he
would follow around pizza delivery guys and he would have
just a blank pizza and so in a tackle box,
and he'd follow the pizza guy to the door. And
so with the people who ordered the pizza, open the door.
There's the pizza they ordered. They go, wait a minute,
Wait a minute, what kind of pizza is that? Pepperoni?
All right, i'll sell I'll give it to you for

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four dollars. And so he'd open up the tackle box.
He take a bunch of pepperoni ot and put it
on the pizza that he had. It was called Undercutter's Pizza.
They probably have a YouTube video. He called it Undercutter's Pizza.
Look it up on YouTube and watch it. These guys
were going to kill him.

Speaker 7 (07:12):
Oh that's so funny. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Also scam in the news. A couple in Florida. They
were just charged with stealing properties from homeowners. Greg your
worst nightmare. Yes, and apparently it's a very easy scam.
It costs less than a dollar. The couple allegedly forge
these quit claim deeds oh okay, on homes in Tampa
and Miami Dade County, Florida. Now, a quit claim deed

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is a document that transfers ownership of a property without
the owner's consent. But the scammers can just forge signatures
on it and then walk away with the title for
that property for his little seventy cents in processing costs.
At least they're in Florida, that's how little it costs.

Speaker 7 (07:54):
Now.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
This couple was busted back in March, but they pled
not guilty to the fraud chargers and they quote maintain
their innocence.

Speaker 8 (08:03):
Yeah, I don't see how anybody gets away with that.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
I don't see how it's that easy.

Speaker 8 (08:07):
I know, because buying a house seems impossible. Yeah, it's
a trillion pages of stuff and then this.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Yeah, but like even to do other things like you like, okay,
if you want to get like a driver's license or
apply for a passport, you have to bring all this
different stuff to prove that you are who you are, right,
how does this work?

Speaker 7 (08:25):
But yeah, you just.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Go get like one forged document clearly not notarized or
anything else, and then you take it.

Speaker 8 (08:31):
Yeah, possession of a house.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah, I mean there's those commercials that I hear for
title lock, title lock, yeah you are yeah, And then
I read an article about it saying, well, I mean
you could do that, and it's not a bad thing.
It's just not necessary because it's not as easy as
they're making out these title lock commercials to be. But
then you hear something like this for seventy cents, that's

(08:54):
freaking and a couple of forged signatures, and that's it.
And then you've got to fight to get your own
house back.

Speaker 8 (08:59):
Yeah, your house sucks. People go to any length to
just not work right.

Speaker 7 (09:05):
This energy and to get a job. Fine.

Speaker 9 (09:07):
Sorry, people are way too nice about it. I would
make that person's life a living hell. Okay, but talking
about I have that much time on my hands. But
talking about squatters. Yeah, and if you do anything like
you cut the power you till we talked to, you
get picked up and you get charged for harassments.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
I don't care. I don't care. Yeah what happens.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
You pay a fine?

Speaker 8 (09:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Oh yeah, okay, cool, don't care. I don't know all day.
I don't know what the fallout is from it. Yeah,
you pay a fine.

Speaker 7 (09:36):
Okay, Yeah, then because then you go back into you
it again.

Speaker 9 (09:39):
We talk about all these stories about people do major
crimes and yeah, nothing happens to them. Sorry, I'm trying
to just deal with the consequences, dealing with the consequences
of the squatters.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yeah, I get it. I hate the squatters, you know.
I would like to just set them on fire. No fs,
I'm putting it on record right now. Yeah, I got
you eight seven seven forty four. You can hit us
up with the text over to two two nine eight seven.
We're gonna take a quick break more what he shows next?

Speaker 7 (10:06):
Hang on, So what do you know?

Speaker 4 (10:08):
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Speaker 4 (10:27):
Woody Show and we are in two another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Wednesday Morning's
October the twenty third, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 7 (10:43):
My name is Woody.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
That is Greg Gory. Hi, Woody, Right, there's menace. Hi,
Gina grand Good morning.

Speaker 8 (10:50):
There is ce Man.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah, we got Sammy. You got phones open eight seven
seven forty four, Woody. It's eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
You can also hit us up with a text. You
can send that text over to to nine eighty seven.
Need your feedback because we have a question for the
ladies this hour, and the question is what's the creepiest
thing a guy has done to hit on you. There's

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I mean, there's there's there's a lot of creeps that
have been in the news. I mean everything from you
know Diddy to this guy at the airport that I'm
gonna tell you about here in a second, to the
Amber Crombie ceo guy to I.

Speaker 7 (11:24):
Mean these gay predators. Yeah, Greg, what is what all
the games?

Speaker 13 (11:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Can you what about the guy that was on American Idol?

Speaker 8 (11:33):
You see that?

Speaker 14 (11:34):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (11:34):
Yeah, he never kissed a girl?

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah? Yeh And he kissed Katie Perry during his audition. Yeah,
it seems Benjamin Glaze and he was arrested in Oklahoma
on child porn charges. Cops found more than seven hundred
pieces of child sexual abuse material on his phone and
his home. He sang on the twenty eighteen auditions, and

(11:57):
he told the judges he had never been in a
relationship or kissed a girl, and that's when Katy Perry
kissed him on the lips. Sure, Katie loves that. Yeah,
the rest of it, Yeah, that's what she needs. Is
she's trying to revitalize her music career, which I guess
is not going so well.

Speaker 7 (12:10):
Oh no, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
There was just something I read this morning about how
she was on top of the world and then she
decided to quote take a break. I remember this has
happened a number of times throughout the years where you
get an artist who is like so not oversat I
mean she was oversaturated for a minute. She was everywhere. Yeah,
and there was this worship of Katy Perry. Everything she
did touch turn to gold, you know. And then you

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take a break and then you lose that momentum and
you never get it back because you think like, oh,
I'm gonna take this break. I'm gonna take a year off,
but take two years. I'm gonna go do other things,
and then when you come back, it's just gonna be
the same.

Speaker 9 (12:43):
No, I mean it doesn't happen to everybody like that.
But there is a thing called the hair theory. Have
you heard about this when I'm coming to the pop stars?
So with the hair theory, you either have to be
blonde or you have to have really dark hair, right,
you can't have Also, when Katie Perry came back, she
chopped off.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
All over her hair. Yeah she did. Yeah, and uh,
that didn't go over well with the audience. Know how
to come back?

Speaker 7 (13:10):
She looks super hot. She lost a ton of way.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah, she looks amazing. Now. The other one I remember
was boys to Men. Did that back in the day
I mean it is. Right around mid nineties, they were
everywhere end of the road to you, all these big songs. Yeah,
and they decided that they needed a break. They're going
to take a break, and they they took at least
a year year and a half off and then they
tried to have a comeback and it went nowhere. That

(13:32):
get all that all that heat was gone.

Speaker 7 (13:35):
Yeah sucks.

Speaker 8 (13:37):
It's always these singers that want to take these long breaks. Yeah,
it's never the line cook at Denny's.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Right.

Speaker 7 (13:42):
Well, they can afford it. They can afford it, afford it.

Speaker 8 (13:45):
Doesn't need to revitalize her.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
So man, when you're riding a wave like that, make
hay while the sun shines, Yeah, you know it's gonna end.

Speaker 11 (13:51):
She also took a ton of heat on American Idol.
Everybody just turned on her anyway.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
So by the creepers guy in Arizona arrested. He was
hiding under women's vehicles at a car wash, just so
we could stare at their feet. So he'd park next
to women who go to the beach who were vacuuming
their vehicles out, and he'd get out and crawl under
their cars and just stay there for several minutes, and
they'd slip back out when they were done vacuuming and

(14:19):
pretend like he had been working on his own car, Greg,
like cleaning a tire or something.

Speaker 8 (14:24):
Though, if he can do that, I know, pretty lucky.
But wouldn't these women be wearing shoes? What's exciting about
any of that?

Speaker 7 (14:29):
And like, sorry, I backed over you. I didn't know
you were peeping on me.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Well, if you're at the beach, right, that's that's a fine.

Speaker 7 (14:37):
Thrill in this. This is a car wash.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Yeah, he's at.

Speaker 15 (14:39):
A car wash, hiding saying, go to the beach if
you want to see.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
What I thought you were implying. This was by the beach,
hiding under vehicles at a car wash.

Speaker 8 (14:49):
I want to see.

Speaker 7 (14:49):
Go to But that's not fun.

Speaker 11 (14:51):
You got to terrify people under their cars, and you
don't maybe they don't.

Speaker 7 (14:55):
Live near a beach.

Speaker 13 (14:55):
Greg.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
At least one woman caught him in the actually said
at one point I saw his head pop out of
the driver's side looking up at me. He was also
caught at surveillance cameras. He was charged with voyeurism besore
the conduct, and he knew what he was doing. According
to the cops. He has a quote history of similar offenses.

Speaker 8 (15:10):
Oh oh, okay, go to a shoe store, watch women
trying on plenty of places. Go to the pediatros he
wants to pete. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Somebody that I know who is obsessed with feet, which
I did not know, who shared with me one time
that he would go to the mall and it's like
sit as the bench and like look at feet and
this other creep in the news. A homeowner in Washington,
d c. Called the cops because she saw a guy

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stick a cucumber in the grill of her car, and
then he used it to perform sexual acts on himself.
And then after he got his cops say he performed
lude and obscene acts on the cucumber itself before then
putting it back in his lunch box and walking away.
So did he just go ask to mouth with the

(16:03):
cucumber because if he because if it performed sexual acts
on him and then and then he performed lude and
obscen x on the cucumbers the way.

Speaker 7 (16:13):
Its sides, I mean it has two sides.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, he flipped it around because then that
was because it says he used it to perform sexual
acts on himself, which I think we know what that means.
But and then he performed lude and obscene X on
the cucumber.

Speaker 11 (16:29):
There's saying for hygiene purposes, he took the tailpipe end right.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
He doesn't sound like he would do that, but it's
a possibility. I'm still thinking he when asked the mouth
on the too. Another getting freaky news a couple of
Michigan They were driving one day and he just got
two horny, So they pulled over to some random driveway
and started having sex outside broad Daylight. As they're banging.
The family that lives there, they got a ring alert.
They're thirteen year olds. The one that pulled it up

(16:57):
and saw the couple banging. Cops of not being able
to track the couple down.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
Really with their license plate right there.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
I don't know if they could make that out they
saw them on the ring camp doing it because they
got out of the car. Yeah, they started having sex out.
Is anybody paying attention to details here? I don't think
you pulled to the random driveway and started having sex
outside in broad I did say it outside back you did?

Speaker 7 (17:23):
Thank you did?

Speaker 4 (17:24):
You said broad Daylight?

Speaker 11 (17:26):
No cut, You did say that, but I was thinking.
You meant like, instead of going in the house, they
were outside in their car.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Instead of driving the car inside. Exactly right, they got
they were outside in broad daylight.

Speaker 8 (17:38):
I thought you made it in the credit.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Of course, the car is outside.

Speaker 8 (17:44):
Getting out of the car was not implied.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
And then there's another yeah, thank you. There's another creep
in the news.

Speaker 7 (17:51):
This is the one.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Okay, So ladies, again the question for you guys, you'll
be able to call in text in what's the creepiest
thing the guy has done to hit on you.

Speaker 10 (17:58):
Like, we're setting this topic up with a lot of
sucks crimes. Yeah, well just creeps. Yeah, they are creeps.

Speaker 7 (18:03):
It's all creepy, that's true.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
This woman from Texas freaked out by a text that
she got from this stranger. She was at the airport.
She gets this text message that says, hey, my name
is Nate. I saw you and thought you were beautiful,
so I had to find a way to talk to you.
But instead of you know, actually talking to her, he
saw her number on her luggage tag and that's when
he reached out to her. He goes, I promise this

(18:27):
isn't as weird as it seems give a guy a chance.

Speaker 11 (18:30):
Yeah, dog, this is why I hate having my number
on those things. I hate having my address on my license.

Speaker 7 (18:38):
I hate all this stuff.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
I mean, all I gotta do is like I just
put the I mean not that anybody's going to text
me to hit on me, but it's just my name
an email address. Yeah yeah, I mean you don't have
to put everything on there. I don't put cold bars
and there's thirty clubs yeah right, yeah, but here's the chick.

Speaker 15 (18:56):
I'm just sitting there on my layover and I get
this text high christ In.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
That's not even my name.

Speaker 12 (19:01):
I saw you and thought you were so beautiful, so
I had to find.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
A way to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I saw your number on your luggage tag.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
I decided to text you.

Speaker 7 (19:12):
I promised.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
This is something as weird as it seems, give a
value chance.

Speaker 15 (19:16):
If you wanted to talk to me so badly, why
didn't you come up and talk to me like a
normal human?

Speaker 14 (19:20):
Be up.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
I have no idea who this guy is. And I'm
also extra worded out because.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
I have my pactress on my luggage chat so he
could potentially know where I live.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Now yep, yeah, curus reflection. I don't believe anything she's saying.

Speaker 10 (19:33):
Yeah, that does that does sound like a TikTok, sort
of like made up story forgot that.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Yeah, you really put it past the dude. I don't no, no, no,
not at all. I believe this could happen. I just
don't believe we got guys like hiding under cars at.

Speaker 11 (19:45):
Car yes and saying, hey, Kristen, that's not even my
name is quite a detail.

Speaker 7 (19:50):
Why would she Why would she that?

Speaker 8 (19:51):
Yeah, okay, I'll be all alone on this, but let's
assume all of this is true. Yeah, I don't think
it's that creepy. You don't know, because I could totally
vision if this technology existed back in the olden days.
How did your grandparents meet? Oh, my dad was at
an air part. He saw my mom and thought she
was pretty, and they'd be like, oh, that's so nice.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
That would have meant that he walked up to her
and had the conversation with her, which he's still welcome.

Speaker 7 (20:16):
To do, close enough to take a picture.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Maybe he thought this was more clever or something. It's
not that great. Yeah, I think it's what Greg is implying.
What he's been trying to say for quite a while
now on the show that men have been villainized so much,
so much that everybody's a creep Everybody.

Speaker 8 (20:33):
Compliment a woman creepy.

Speaker 7 (20:38):
I don't find it that creepy.

Speaker 15 (20:40):
I think socially awkward turns into creep for people.

Speaker 7 (20:43):
And then I think that's what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
I guess what you're saying, because then it leads to
people like Sammy saying that she'd rather be out in
the middle of the woods with a random bear as
opposed to her dude.

Speaker 14 (20:52):
Exactly.

Speaker 10 (20:53):
The problem here is this guy's story does not add up.
If you were close enough to get the number, you
were close enough say hey, how's it going.

Speaker 7 (20:58):
But that's the thing he's That's what Sammy's saying, is
he's so good. This is like telephone.

Speaker 11 (21:02):
He's so socially awkward. He's this is his only chance
at meeting her.

Speaker 8 (21:06):
But again, maybe he thought it was more clever. I
don't know. Also, I mean, how are you supposed to
meet anybody anymore without being being considered where are you coming?

Speaker 4 (21:14):
We know the rules. You can't compliment anybody if you're ugly,
all right?

Speaker 7 (21:17):
What about this?

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Greg? Somebody on the text three we had a question
for the ladies, what's the creepiest thing a guy's done
to hit on you? Now, this guy might not have
been trying to be a creep or come off as
a creep. You know, maybe he just you know, he's
made a mistake, an error in calculation of how to
approach this person. He thought different, Like, not everybody's trying
to be a creep. Some people are just you know,

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they're shooting their shots.

Speaker 10 (21:41):
I think a lot of it, too, is guys have
lost the art of the game, literally, like because everything
is dating apps and texting the you know, fifteen years
ago of having to like chat someone up, that skill
is fast out the door.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Well, this person had no problem coming up to this
woman who texted us ninety five. One guy flat out
told me his penis was pierced and then wiggled his
eyebrows at me. Hell yeah, did they look up?

Speaker 7 (22:09):
That's all it took. Baby, What a woman like that?

Speaker 11 (22:12):
Gina or I have a friend who dated a guy
with the like derma like ball things right, and she
said it was awesome.

Speaker 8 (22:22):
I don't see how anybody would like that.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Let's try it, all right, So question for the ladies
what's the creepiest thing a guy has done to hit
on you? Eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can
go ahead and give us a call that's eight seven
seven for Woody, or you can I set us a
text over to two to ninety seven. What's the creepiest
thing a guy has done to hit on you? And

(22:44):
we'll get to your stories coming up next.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
You made it then, just in time.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
The sas okay. Question for the ladies were get your
stories here. What's the creepiest thing a guy has done
to hit on you? Gina Grad Do you have a story?

Speaker 14 (23:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (23:03):
Uh, I have a few of them. One that comes
to mind if we were at a club and the.

Speaker 11 (23:07):
DJ gave me his number and asked me to swing
by his place before work the next morning so he
could go downtown on me.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Okay, I mean that's how club DJs are.

Speaker 7 (23:24):
This tracks for you minute.

Speaker 9 (23:26):
Yeah, I mean, I know, I know a lot of
club DJs and it's pretty filthy.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 11 (23:35):
One guy asked me to pepper spram because I was
carrying my pepper spray.

Speaker 7 (23:40):
He's like, I could take it, like you really want me?
That's supposed to show you like how tough he is.
I think that was the point I did pepper spram.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
How did he go?

Speaker 11 (23:48):
I mean he had like snot and stuff coming out
of his face, and.

Speaker 7 (23:51):
You good, you thought that was really hot?

Speaker 16 (23:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (23:54):
It was so dude.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yeah, Sammy, I have a couple.

Speaker 7 (24:02):
One of them was just kind of weird.

Speaker 15 (24:05):
He came up to me and was like asking me
out basically, and I, just to be nice, was like, oh,
I have a boyfriend. I didn't have a boyfriend, but
you know, that's like the go to line. And then
and he wanted my number, and he was like, oh, what,
your boyfriend doesn't allow you to have friends.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
I just want to be friends. Give me your number.
It was like, yeah, yell at me, that's hot.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (24:24):
It was so weird. It made me so uncomfortable. Flag
yeah right.

Speaker 15 (24:29):
And then there was another guy in college who showed
up to my work like three different times, and it
was an all girls boutique. We didn't have men's clothes,
there was no It was so strange for him to
be there. And yeah, he was in one of my
classes in college.

Speaker 7 (24:45):
And then I guess.

Speaker 15 (24:46):
Found where I worked, came in, realized how out of
place he was. So then he bought a gift card
for his sister and then he like came back with
his sister who was like young, and was like forced.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
It was so weird.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
And the.

Speaker 7 (25:02):
Owner though, she.

Speaker 15 (25:02):
Was like, he's he's a nice boy though, like he
you know, he just.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Doesn't know what to do.

Speaker 7 (25:08):
No, but you could tell he.

Speaker 15 (25:10):
Wasn't a creepy guy, but he was so socially awkward
that he.

Speaker 7 (25:13):
Didn't know what to do.

Speaker 17 (25:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Yeah, the owners like he's buying, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (25:19):
I need to keep on coming back grows.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
No, he was just not she was weirded out.

Speaker 15 (25:26):
Yeah, he was, Yeah, very socially awkward. So he wasn't
my type and he like barely even talked to me,
but kind of did.

Speaker 7 (25:32):
It was weird and know what to do?

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Yeah, eight seven four Wooding. You can send your story
ladies over to two two nine eight seven say how
to Chanta. Hey, good morning Shanta.

Speaker 8 (25:40):
Shante.

Speaker 18 (25:43):
Boy.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Right, so what's the what's the creepiest thing a guy
has done the hit on you?

Speaker 13 (25:47):
Well, I used to work at a gas station at
the late night shift. Yeah, about eight o'clock, this guy
comes in and he's like, hey, my friends really liked you.
And then proceeds to tell me about all the things
I did that day going to schools, I went to
the bathroom, all this kind of stalker stuff. But then
he goes, but it's not me, it's my friend. He's

(26:07):
just really shy.

Speaker 10 (26:08):
Though.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Again, this is one of those things that not only
are you making it very clear that you're stalking somebody,
but are those stats supposed to be impressive?

Speaker 7 (26:19):
That guy needs to be on a list that's pretty scary.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
He would be three times I mean Greg.

Speaker 13 (26:24):
But Greg, I mean he's just understood.

Speaker 8 (26:29):
Well, this stalking element totally negates that part, the fact
that he followed you to school with the busy your
bathroom breaks.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Yeah, Jay, thank you for listening to this show. Appreciate
the call.

Speaker 7 (26:43):
Have a great day. Let's go to Andrea.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Good morning, Andrea, good morning, Good morning. All right, So
what's the creepiest thing of guy's done to hit on you?

Speaker 19 (26:55):
So my part is a little more benign. But I
was in Michigan visiting some extent and family, and I
going up to like the Sprint store to see if
I had an upgrade available on my phone. And so
you've got to give them your phone number so they
can pull up your account. So he did, and he's like,
oh no, you got to wait a couple more months
till you know you're eligible. I was like, okay, cool,

(27:17):
thank you. Left and hours later I'm back at my
aunt hop and I get this message like.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Hey, this is so and so from the store.

Speaker 19 (27:26):
I thought you were really cute and funny.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
It's so nice and like, you know, do you want
to get to know each other?

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Like, no, dude, I don't know who you are.

Speaker 8 (27:36):
So weird.

Speaker 13 (27:38):
Business purpose, that's it.

Speaker 7 (27:40):
You don't go fishing from the customer pond.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that would be against prince.

Speaker 7 (27:47):
Did you spring to the police department and thank you?

Speaker 10 (27:52):
The next day?

Speaker 4 (27:54):
They probably gave it that upgrade, all right?

Speaker 13 (27:56):
Right?

Speaker 4 (27:57):
This one from the text A friend of a namebor
moving into my apartment complex followed me to my apartment
when I was bringing up groceries and then he asked
to smell my hair during our conversation. I literally had
to push him out of my doorway to get him
to leave. It's from Ashley six six says I had
a high school friend who liked me called me from

(28:18):
the roof of my house from his cell phone one
night and I heard his feet walking on the roof.

Speaker 8 (28:27):
That's so weird. How would you even come up with
that idea?

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Kind of like that last call sixty sixty one says
a manager took my info off my paperwork at the
tire shop to text me and asked me if I
was single, and then showed up in my apartment on
a separate occasion. Absolutely not good.

Speaker 8 (28:46):
Not good.

Speaker 7 (28:46):
Yeah these these You could press charges for both of these.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (28:51):
Nine four nine says When I was.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Eighteen and still in high school, I worked at a
Starbucks and there was a hot guy who worked at
another store. I'd covered shifts with him here and there
and we exchanged numbers, but we never went out because
he gave me the creep.

Speaker 7 (29:05):
Hot guy gave her the creeps.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
He asked me to move with him, and I told
him that I couldn't because you know, I'm still in
high school. And after that, he just started showing up
in my work randomly and staring at me from the doors.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
Hot guys gonna be creepy, Yeah, but give you the ick.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Yeah, but yeah, butreak.

Speaker 7 (29:26):
I don't know, man, you'll see something in the eyes.

Speaker 16 (29:29):
I know.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
But like if the guy wasn't good looking, or you
weren't attracted to him, he wouldn't gi him a second thought.
But I think because he is hot, you'll at least
investigate more.

Speaker 7 (29:37):
If he was.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
I guarantee you the chick's calling the cops. All right, ladies,
what's the creepiest thing a guy's done to hit on you?
Let's say hi to Rachel. Good morning, Rachel, Rachel.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Good morning.

Speaker 14 (29:48):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
How are you going?

Speaker 4 (29:49):
We're doing great?

Speaker 7 (29:50):
All right?

Speaker 4 (29:50):
So what happened?

Speaker 6 (29:52):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (29:52):
So it was here on Christmas time. Just got done
working out, sweating like a pig, went into the grocery store,
walking around, got my blinders on, trying to check out fast,
and I grabbed my hand and I look at him.
He looks like he's wearing the Technicolor dream coat. He's
staring at me. He goes, You're the most beautiful woman
I've ever seen. There's a huge crowd of people trying
to check out and the stuff check out, and he
just goes on, you're you're beautiful, your hair. Can I

(30:14):
take you out? We can go out right now, go
out to lunch, go get some coffee. My car's right here.

Speaker 13 (30:20):
We can go.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
And I the handy grabbed had my wedding ring on,
by the way, so he totally avoided that, and so
I said, no, kind of nice and I got the
hell out of there. And then I kid you not.
Six months later, I met a different grocery store in
a different town. The same guy wearing the same sweater
came up to me and did the same thing over again.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
What weird? Oh my god. Time six months he was
just waiting for the next time he went to a
grocery store.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Wearing the same outfit. I really creeped out. I went
to the manager and I actually had him escort me
out because I was having a full Twilight Zone thing
going on.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Yeah, wow, oh my god, bizarre. Hey, hey person I've
never met. Yeah, hey, lady in the grocery store. You
want to get in my car?

Speaker 7 (31:06):
Yeah, come with me right now?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
No?

Speaker 7 (31:08):
Yeah, yeah, no, put your groceries away.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
No, I have another question.

Speaker 7 (31:11):
Where did you keep that up?

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (31:14):
I knowd Rachel, Thank you for the car.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
All right, listen to the wood Show, all right, eight
seven seven forty four Woody. That's eight seven seven forty
for Woody. Text over to two two ninety seven. This
one says literally happened yesterday. Guy gave me his business card,
asking me if I'm looking for a job as a painter,
and then followed me around the store and then he
waited for me outside. Oh no, thankfully I wasn't alone

(31:41):
this one and the days before Facebook, a guy I
met once somehow tracked me down to the law firm
that I worked for and randomly showed up. That's scary,
this one. Uber driver says, I drive for Uber side Hustle.
I had a rider tell me I'm on my way
to go give go oral to a girl unless you

(32:02):
want me to oral you instead. Yeah, I had to
change the words up there. I beg you, sir, I
beg your pardon, sir.

Speaker 7 (32:12):
No, thank you. Get out.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
He was drunk but just kept trying to touch me.
Eventually had to threaten to use my taser on him.
All right, god.

Speaker 7 (32:22):
A few times.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
All right, eight seven food text us two to ninety seven.
We'll wrap this up. I have to break a couple
more texts that are coming through and call to ladies.
What's the creepiest thing a guy's done to hit on you?
Give us a call more next year on the Woody Show.
All right, Well, the the topic, hot topic, hot top. Yeah,

(32:46):
a lot of people chiming in, ladies. What's the creepiest
thing a guy has done to hit on you. I'm
not going to mention which theme park, but this person
had said that they were dressed up as one of
the characters, and traditionally it's females who are in this
character these characters, you know. And one person who came

(33:10):
up with their family whispered into the ear or head
area of the of the person of the of the
character and tried to hit on them. Can you see
this must be like a furry thing. Yeah, they were
just assuming I was a female, which they were, but

(33:30):
this guy was like totally hitting on her even though
she's in the costume, can't see her. I'm sure that
happens a lot. You get those like weirdos who are
attracted to Like years ago, there was like some weird
thing I saw where like they did like a Marge
Simpson Playboy spread or like right, and like everybody was
talking about him, like like who who's getting into like

(33:54):
cartoon nudity. Yeah, there's a whole anime super weird. So
like reptile people, you're weird, very ill. I just don't
get it.

Speaker 8 (34:08):
It makes me feel so normal.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
I know what's like.

Speaker 7 (34:11):
To be hit on. Well, to be fair, what he
one girl did think that you look like Eminem I know, but.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
That doesn't mean anything. That means nothing. I'm talking about
like you. It doesn't work the opposite way where I mean,
every once in a while, I'm sure there's like some
crazy chick, but most guys would never think twice about it.
They'd be like, oh is she hot? And then despite
the crazy they might still even try to hook up
or you know whatever, take advantage of the situation. But

(34:38):
like every woman seems based on the text and all
the people that are calling in, they've got a ton
of stories. It makes me, It makes me very nervous
as the father of a daughter.

Speaker 20 (34:48):
You know.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Yeah, of you know, like cause your your perspective does change,
you know when you see you know, when you.

Speaker 7 (34:56):
Do protective of somebody who's getting hit on.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Right, So, if you got a story for us eight
seven seven forty four, Woody hit us up with the
text over to two to nine eighty seven. We'll get
back to that topic here in just a second. Okay,
I do have an update for the Marongo party. Yeah,
Marongo Casino Resort and Spa. That's where our next party
is happening. It's on Friday, November first, which is a

(35:19):
week from this Friday, eight to eleven pm. As you know,
our friend Rome Rome Ramirez from Sublime with Rome, He's
going to be there performing. He's all psyched.

Speaker 8 (35:29):
He is good.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
We're gonna have some WOODI Show merged to give away.
We also have Alter Ego tickets that we're gonna be
give away. Also tickets to All ninety eighty seven's Friends Giving,
which is where Sublime with Rome will also be playing. Yeah,
you know they're with Dirty Heads and the Interrupters and
Beach Weather. Yeah, so we'll have tickets to that show.

(35:50):
And then we just found out yesterday because we needed
a DJ for the event. And guess who is gonna
be at Marongo djaying our party. Tell us our good
friend DJ Scotti five, been a while formerly of the
Friday turn up right here on the Woody Show, Like
we haven't like Scotty didn't do our fiesta back in spring.

(36:14):
He was not available. We had our friend Jay Spinoza
who DJ that he did a great job, but we
have not seen Scotty.

Speaker 7 (36:20):
For a while I'm very excited to have him back.
Yeah so great.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Yeah, so Scotty is going to be djaying our big
party at Marongo party with what do you dot com
for all the info and oh we did find out
too because game six potentially, if it goes to that
for the World Series, the game's gonna be earlier. So
our party doesn't even start till eight o'clock. Okay, the
game will probably be wrapped up by then. Perfect, perfect,
but menace is thrown around an idea which we're working on,

(36:44):
like maybe meet up at the sports bar there. Oh yeah,
Like so if you want to get there early, beat
the traffic, get there early, come watch the game with
people from the Woody Show, do a watch party. Yeah,
it's a good idea. Game after party if and hopefully
there's not even a game six. Hope we didn't take
the Dodgers out long, right, Yeah, get it done for
maybe five games, but it would be pretty cool game

(37:05):
six and then uh and then right to the party
huge after yeah, yeah, exactly eight. Do you get back
into the topic, what's the creepiest thing guy's done to
hit on you ladies? This is alright, so hot topic.
We asked the question of the ladies that you're hearing
about a bunch of creeps in the nudes, Like, what's
the creepiest thing a guy has done to hit on you?

(37:29):
Some interesting stories already.

Speaker 8 (37:31):
Yah, a lot of stalker elements. Yeah, we have U.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Let's see Jade B Good morning, JP.

Speaker 17 (37:38):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Al Right, Wow, that's a loud ass fall. What are
you driving with the top down?

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Your trucker? No, all right, So what's the what's your story?
What's the creepiest thing you guy's done to hit on you?

Speaker 2 (37:51):
So I was at the time as director out of preschool,
and I was dealing with a divorced family where the
dad was a prominent police officer, and he would try
to flirt with me all the time, and of course
I had to be friendly with my families as the director.
And one time he approached me to say, you're a
hard one to get in touch with, and I said,
I don't know what you mean, and then he told

(38:13):
me that he had researched me on social media. He
had checked all sorts of profiles and he couldn't find
anything on me. And then he proceeded to ask me
out to see if I would be interested to go
out with him on a date to a concert event
that he was working.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
You want to watch me work?

Speaker 8 (38:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (38:33):
Crowd.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
Yeah see, I'm pretty sure that's against the rules too.
Problem Yeah for like cops to you know, use the
resources of the department to try to find some check
to hit on.

Speaker 8 (38:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Yeah, I'm not making excuses. But he was probably looking
online to see if you had a partner, right, I
don't know about that.

Speaker 7 (38:52):
Yeah, he knew I was single.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Okay, I like it, Jabi, thank you for the call.
App she listened to win a show by let's about
to rin. Hey, good morning, wren.

Speaker 16 (39:05):
Audy, good morning.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
All right, so having me on, of course, So question,
what's the creepiest thing a guy's done to hit on you?

Speaker 16 (39:13):
Okay, so this just happened yesterday.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Oh wow, I'm at work.

Speaker 16 (39:17):
I'm at work. This gentleman twice my age, comes over
to me, tells me how much.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
He loves my beautiful red hair and that he just
hasn't been touched in over two years?

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Is that why he came to the doctor does want
to get touched, all right?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
And so after that he says sorry. So after that
he says, uh, continues to show me pictures of his
younger sons who are my age on his phone and
is complaining about how the current woman he's with pays
for all of his things. He's a concubine to hurt.

(40:01):
And then he was hoping, yes, and he was hoping
I would.

Speaker 16 (40:05):
Stay late after work to find out if things would escalate,
to take a ride in his in his concubines truck.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Let's let's see what happens. Let's just stay after work. Well,
come by.

Speaker 8 (40:21):
He's a sugar baby.

Speaker 7 (40:22):
Yeah, yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
He's not.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Very attractive.

Speaker 11 (40:28):
But guy, thank you, attractive but so creepy. You'd never
even remotely consider this guy.

Speaker 16 (40:34):
Right, run exact, but good time either way.

Speaker 13 (40:38):
I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
I just wait fall and wave.

Speaker 16 (40:40):
Have a good day at work. Enjoy that sugar mama
at home. You get some touch here soon.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Well, thank you for the call.

Speaker 7 (40:49):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Listening to the Woody Show on the text says I
was in the military. This guy I was in with
would touch his eyebrow with the tip of his tongue,
and he thought I'd be impressed by that.

Speaker 7 (41:02):
That actually is impressed. How would you do that?

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Three oh two guy told me that he wanted to
eat the dried crust off my underwear.

Speaker 8 (41:09):
Oh care.

Speaker 14 (41:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Someone four says I was in line at a gas
station and a guy behind me said that he would
pay me good money to kick him with my shoes.
I was wearing high heels done at the time.

Speaker 7 (41:23):
Yeah, do you do that? Wait?

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Did I Did I send you that video? Or was
I thinking about it? I was going to send to
Greg and you of that guy that walked up to
those two girls at a parking lot and bought their
socks off them. Oh yeah, yeah, he gave him forty bucks.
He's like, you just have your socks. Everybody say hi
to Jason. Hey, Jason, what's your story?

Speaker 20 (41:47):
You know, I know this is about women, and I
am all for women, trust me on that man.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Hell yeah, Greg, high five, Yeah, strinks some beers and
talk about chicks.

Speaker 20 (41:57):
Brand this company. Lifetime dream to be working there. And
I was being trained and we're at the hotel. He's dinner,
having beverages. It's me and the guy that's training me,
and then his friend. So guy training me, He's like,
all right, bro, I'm going upstairs, going to bed, have
a good night. And I said, all right, I'm gonna
have one more and I'm going to bed too. The

(42:18):
guy that was sitting next to me, he as soon
as the other guy got up and walked away, he's like, hey,
what's up, brother? He's like, can I take it upstairs?
And uh as you said?

Speaker 6 (42:27):
Oral you?

Speaker 20 (42:28):
And I'm like, excuse me, what's totally out of left field.
Didn't even know this dude's name anything. I'm like, well, yeah, no,
that's not gonna happen. He goes, well why not? I said, yeah,
I don't think you'll understand I'm married, that I'm straight,
and that's not happening. He goes, yeah, but I still
do it. I'm like, that's great. I'm sure you can't.
But we're not doing that. So I'm like, okay, this

(42:49):
is over. I paid my bill. I went to the
bathrooms before I went up to my real big mistake.
I'm standing there with my junk in my hands, doing
my thing, and the door in the bathroom comes flying
and I'm like, are you kidding me? And he's like,
I thought I would try one more time. I'm like, dude,
this is Nat the guy here. I've never seen the

(43:11):
guy ever again.

Speaker 8 (43:12):
In my lune.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
I mean, maybe you should have taken him up on.
It might have been in a really amazing mouth party.
Maybe maybe he missed out of the mouth party. Yeah,
I mean he's a really good salesman. Rights to get
all right, Jason, appreciate the call man. Thanks for listening
to the Wood show. We got some more when he
showed next. Hang on, Uh so, what are some things

(43:36):
the pettiest reasons that you've ever not dated or dumped somebody?
Since we're on the subject of, you know, relationships and whatever,
this one person said he had a velcrow wallet. My
wife's friend. She dumped this guy. He was a lawyer,
he had a you know, great family that he came from.

(43:56):
Super nice guy, treated her really well. She dumped him
after like two weeks. They only went on a couple
of days because he would eat with his four cupside down.

Speaker 7 (44:05):
And then she was always complaining about how.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
She couldn't find a husband and she just be married
and have kids and stuff. She was so desperate, yet
she would dump people for the dumbest reason.

Speaker 7 (44:12):
Insane.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
This woman says that this guy didn't get a second
date because his phone didn't have a case on it. Quote.
I didn't need that kind of stress in my life.
This chick said. A guy clapped at the end of
a movie and that was it.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
I do that.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
We're we're done, ye, But he also clap on the
plane lands.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
No, I can't be that.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
This guy told me his favorite color was purple, which
is weird for a guy. Number one. Number two, I
hate purple. It's dumb. Purple is dumb. This guy talked
about his Italian heritage too much. Nothing against Italians, it
was just too much. I get it, you're Italian.

Speaker 8 (44:50):
We got it.

Speaker 7 (44:51):
Serious food allergies.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
It's just too much pressure. Yeah, that's annoying, the chick said.
A guy did his Beavis impression from Beavis and butt
Head and realized that he kind of looked like Beaves
in general. So that was it.

Speaker 7 (45:02):
Oh death warrant.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Yeah, A speron said. I texted him, asked him how
they were doing, and they wrote back hashtag blessed. Yeah,
I gotta go see for me. That's cheers and chow
at the end of a OH chat, if you sign
your email or whatever, cheers or chow. I hate that.
This one wasn't dumb. I agree with this one. She
had the same name as my mom, and I just

(45:25):
couldn't do it.

Speaker 7 (45:26):
I could see that.

Speaker 8 (45:27):
Yeah, might be odd.

Speaker 7 (45:29):
Yeah, no, thanks, I can't call her name out during
you know.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Oh, she was perfect, except she would snap her fingers
whenever somebody said something that she liked. Every conversation peppered
with snaps.

Speaker 7 (45:40):
Oh I hate that too. That's the new clapping.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Woody covered and guess what the Woody Show? All right,
welcome back, Yeah, into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It is Wednesday morning. It's October
the twenty third, twenty twenty four. Woodie, Greg Menace, what

(46:03):
is up? There's Gina Grant Sea masses here? And yes,
Sammy many phones open? Eight seven seven forty four Wooding
hit some of the text over to two two nine
eighty seven News this morning. The Dodgers announced yesterday that
legend Fernando ven Velenzuela has died. He was only sixty three,
and he was calling the game for the Dodgers Spanish

(46:23):
broadcast back on September twenty fourth, abruptly left the game,
left the mic. It was later announced by the team
that he would not be returning for at least the
rest of the season of focus on his health. And Yeah,
now he's gone, always going to be remembered. Of course.
For the nineteen eighty one season, he won Rookie of
the Year, the Cy Young Award, and a World Series
ring with one of the greatest rookie years in the

(46:45):
history of professional sports. Major League Baseball posted a very
cool tribute video and yeah it's really cool, and yeah,
he'll definitely be missed. He was a very very cool guy.
Fernando Velenzuela, he was sixty three. Some other stuff going
on for you this owl. We'll get in some of
o the other trending news headlines, a lot to a
lot of ground to cover there. We got a brand

(47:07):
new redneck news. So what you show if you're an
air conditioners just to ask cube in front of a
box fan, that is some daultang red nick lease. And
today's redneck news is from Wisconsin where he got this
broad Chelsea bell O'Donnell. She's been arrested twice in the

(47:28):
last month alone. Nine to one one got a call
from the house where they could hear a woman yelling
at someone to get away from me. Yea, So they
sent officers to go see what's up, and when they
arrived Chelsea she was there, and she tried to downplay
the whole thing, saying that she and her white trash
boyfriend had just gotten into an argument.

Speaker 7 (47:45):
Is that how she put it?

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Yeah, But they knew something was both. They described him
in the police report. I mean this guy, like they
said he was very rigid, to the point where he
looked like he was flexing even though he wasn't, because
he was all like drugged out and stuff. Right. Yeah,
So they knew something was up because they had just
been at this house a few weeks earlier for the
same damn thing. So they investigated further. And when they

(48:07):
walked into the house, there was rotting food and dirty
and moldy dishes all over the place, dirty diapers, used
female hygiene products, oh unclean underwear with feces and bloodstains,
and used razors on the floor. And then they found
her eleven month old baby near a meth pipe. Oh no,

(48:27):
she's got four kids, of course. They also found a
box of hypodermic needles in one of the other kid's rooms.
So Chelsea was putting cuffs and as they were patting
her down, they found something in her bra It was
a clear plastic bag with some pills in it, oxycodone,
morphine sulfate.

Speaker 7 (48:42):
Pills, hydro codone.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
And there were also some more meth in there in
a little viol a party. So she was charged with
drug possession, child neglect, bail jumping, among other things. And
here's another little fun fact. Chelsea bell O'Donnell is the
daughter of Rosy O'Donnell. Yes, the Rosie o'donald, who I'm
sure is very prop Holy crap, are.

Speaker 13 (49:07):
You are you?

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Are you fibbing? Rosie has come out with a statement
and the whole thing.

Speaker 11 (49:12):
I don't think like you said, I don't think this
is the first time, but the.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
From Wisconsin, Chelsea bell O'Donnell, who was arrested for the
second time in the month after the cops found her
eleven month old baby next to a meth pipe. And
that is today's raid.

Speaker 8 (49:30):
Nick, Rosie just toss her a few million bucks clean.

Speaker 7 (49:38):
I don't think it works that way it works.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
I think all texts you pay him, Well, that's what
fixes all the other problems homelessness.

Speaker 8 (49:47):
Yeah, yeah, all right, Well we're.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Gonna take a quick break. We'll come back more. What
he shows next, Hang on, ladies and gentlemen, boys, boys, boys,
you do still Woody Show. We were talking about creeps
earlier and then we kind of mentioned briefly the Ambercrombie ceo.
Oh yeah, he's in trouble, it seems. Mike Jeffries accused

(50:12):
of sex trafficking. He posted bail ten million dollar bond yesterday,
and he's accused of quote wielding power, wealth and his
influence to traffic mail models for his sexual pleasure for
more than a decade while he ran Ambercrombie whatever called
Abercrombie to Amber. Okay, well I saw some discussion about

(50:36):
this yesterday. I don't know enough about it, but maybe
you guys can correct me because some people were talking
about Okay, so he wants to have a bunch of
male models come out to his place. Who doesn't, right,
and he flies am mout and you know, was he
drugging them or was he just flying them out for
the purposes of having sex?

Speaker 8 (50:54):
Is that implying that, yeah, sex was going to.

Speaker 7 (50:57):
Help, implying that they were going to be modeling, you know,
that's way they came.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
But what I'm saying is like, was he was he drugging?
Was he like Bill cosbying them or clear right? Did
he party type stuff. Are they underage? Yeah, I'm drunk
things like that, because people are like, well, this is
going to end all those free trips at sea. Bass
is bringing his girlfriends up from different places that he
meets well.

Speaker 9 (51:19):
Because yeah, the definition of sex trafficking has really, like
I don't know, change, because when you thought, I mean,
at least I thought like sex trafficking as people are
like getting kidnapped and forced.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
And sold into sexual slavery kind of thing like prostituted.

Speaker 7 (51:36):
This has forced fraud and coercion for their own personal pleasure.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Okay, Okay, esn't make me nervous though, because you will,
like you'll meet people other places and then you'll like
they'll fly out.

Speaker 7 (51:48):
And yes, is going on consensual trips with a woman.
You know, I'm saying violating the man act. I'm trying
knowing that one in there, that's what she said. I'm not.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
I'm not I'm not trying to break your balls here,
I'm lem at all.

Speaker 10 (52:07):
Okay, So you and you're so let's say the first
is when you were first dating your wife and you
would you would go fly to meet her, and you
were this long distance relation.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
We were dating, right, so I know. But what I'm saying, like,
you meet some random chick and yeah, at least you
should you should come out, and you should come out
and visit, not dating. Leave Sea Bass out of the equation.
What you're trying to say is, yeah, if you fly
somebody out to meet you and you end up having sex,
is that now?

Speaker 8 (52:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (52:35):
Okay, thank you man. What you've brought people out?

Speaker 10 (52:40):
Have you not?

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (52:42):
Every once in a while, that's my question. But like,
these are people I got to know. It's just like, hey,
if your legitimate questions, I wasn't trying to break.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Your balls, but now you're being so defensive and be
kind of curious, was I okay? Anyway, there's been an
E colib outbreak and it's being linked to McDonald's. Dozens
of cases across ten states. Fifty people in total got sick,
ten in the hospital, one person dead, and they say
they all had in common.

Speaker 7 (53:10):
They were eating a quarter pounder.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
From McDonald's and the CDC they're looking into it, but
they say it looks like it's probably the onions. Ah.
By the way, you ever see I saw a thing
about the onions where it's it's dried. Yeah, dehydrated, dehydrated onions.
They put it into the container, then they add a
little bit of water. They mix it up and it
just kind of absorbs and them becomes in the onions.

Speaker 7 (53:31):
Somehow they call it jaw food. I think talk about
this to just add water.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
Okay, Well, they've pulled them from the burger for now.
They're asking anyone who starts vomiting and getting a fever
after eating McDonald's goes to the doctor. Well, I started
eating McDonald's again, quarter pound not might go to anyways,
so I would be safe.

Speaker 7 (53:50):
Yeah, I would QP with cheese baby so good. Anybody
tried that that chicken Big Mac or what? That's dry
and crappy?

Speaker 4 (53:59):
Really you know?

Speaker 10 (54:00):
Well again they use they use the chicken patty, which
is the inferior cut of well, not cut but.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Press bread on bread.

Speaker 8 (54:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Also the news, a nineteen year old Walmart employee was
found dead inside a walk in oven in the bakery department.
The cops said that out of respect for the associate
and their family, that they're not going to provide any
additional information, but the cause and manner of her death
was still under investigation.

Speaker 7 (54:26):
They have walk in oven. Yeah, you've seen those like
you ever seen those?

Speaker 8 (54:28):
Like a push the whole car.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Yeah, yeah, the whole cart goes in there and it
kind of spins around the whole car like Bagel places.

Speaker 14 (54:34):
Have that with her.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Freezer. It's not that big. I mean, it's still big
enough for that. You open the doors. Yeah, they have
the multiple trays. Oh okayes walk in. I'm like, I've
never seen a room heat to that level.

Speaker 7 (54:47):
Yeah you can.

Speaker 9 (54:47):
You can put a bunch of these racks in there
and it all. How do you think they hundreds and
hundreds of cookies at one time?

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Yeah, dummy, perhaps.

Speaker 14 (54:59):
So.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Marge Gascon he's Satan's personal representative here on Earth and
the loser District Attorney of Los Angeles. He plans to
have a decision on the Menendez brothers by the end
of the week, telling CNN yesterday that the case might
be taking a dramatic turn over the next few days.
If he makes a recommendation to the courts for resentencing,
their hearing on November twenty six, may reduce their life

(55:22):
sentence or even result in them being freed. I wonder
what the odds are on them. I am going to
predict he's not going to let them out because he
can't let them out. Can it's up to a judge, Yeah,
chret he can only say they're up for resentencing and
the hearing for that's November twenty sixth, which is when he's,
by the way, he's going to lose in the election.

(55:43):
He's down by thirty some percentage points. Yeah, last So
people have been speculating that he's doing this to set
up the next guy, this guy Nathan Hawkman, who's probably
gonna win. He's the guy who's way ahead right now,
and it's basically put it under his watch that the
Menendez brothers could be either getting a reduced sentence or freed.

Speaker 11 (56:01):
But what all of us, like, can if he wants
to be re elected, can he do stuff that you know,
everybody cares about?

Speaker 7 (56:08):
Or does everyone suddenly care about the menandas brother. I
don't think.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Anybody really cares. I think people are just you know, fascinated,
I mean people the crime stuff. But because of that
right now, that document it's not even a documentary.

Speaker 7 (56:20):
It's a yeah series, limited series.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
There is that one that is the documentary. Yes, but
all of a sudden, there's this renew that it's like
this and Scott Peterson. Yeah, I saw there was another
like a Lacy Peterson focused thing on Netflix. Oh yeah,
if you want to check that out.

Speaker 10 (56:39):
Isn't this how Britney Spears got out of her conservatorship
was like pressure and everything's going well, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 8 (56:44):
She didn't marry her, so that your wife, like her
obsession with Britney Spears has got stopped. But she she
feels bad for her now.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
So it's gone from like I used to like her
back when she was she does like her music and
she was a fan back in that time, but now
it's more like a concerned friend type of attitude toward her.
It's like give me more.

Speaker 8 (57:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (57:09):
Toxic.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Yeah, it's just ridiculous. Yeah, well yeah, she married herself.

Speaker 7 (57:15):
She put on a no, she put on a nightcown.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Oh yeah, I mean she was so lucky and now
sucks everybody.

Speaker 7 (57:24):
Let's let's have a moment for Brittany.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Was that a song title? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (57:27):
Okay, I was.

Speaker 7 (57:28):
I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
She was so confused back to the hit me Baby
one more time.

Speaker 7 (57:32):
Going yeah all right?

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Uh, she she was so lucky. Now we got it, now,
we got it? All right?

Speaker 7 (57:41):
Some Food News Denny's.

Speaker 8 (57:42):
You guys.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
Yeah, they've announced that they're gonna be closing fifty locations
by the end of this year, and then another one
hundred locations by the end of next year, So one
hundred and fifty locations total, which is ten percent of
the number of Denny's that's currently out there?

Speaker 7 (57:57):
Is it because people can't behave themselves when they're in Denny's.
By the way, they.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
Haven't released a list of which locations, but they said
underperforming restaurants.

Speaker 8 (58:04):
Duh.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
But if your local Denny's always seems dead, you might
want to get in there. Suing one last round of
moons over my hammi. You know, you blame these awkward
young people because that used to be the hangout, like
late night, because there were twenty Yeah, they were twenty
four hours. That's one of the other things they're reconsidering,
the twenty four to seven operating hours. Oh and they've

(58:25):
slimmed down their menu. They've cut down from ninety seven
items now down to forty six items. Oh no, I know,
dear younger people, like, what are you excited about? What
do you do?

Speaker 7 (58:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:36):
You know, race home, I know, I know, that's a
blanket statement. I know not all of them are the same.
Like some people like to go out and do things,
but like U for the ones that don't do that, like,
what do you do with your time?

Speaker 3 (58:48):
You know?

Speaker 2 (58:49):
What they do?

Speaker 4 (58:49):
What makes you happy? Gaming?

Speaker 7 (58:50):
Yes, get online?

Speaker 4 (58:53):
Yeah, that's the new notice that a lock crag on
house hunters with uh when they talk to the couples
about what they're looking for and they you know, or talking.
There's a lot of these dudes who were like in
their forties or you know, thirties, and they're go, yeah,
you know, I just need a space for gaming, and
you know, I play a lot of video games. Yeah,
you know. I got a story out of Australia. This

(59:16):
chick greg on a hike up here we go and
it went well, right, Oh, I'm sure it ended great.
And then she got home and had a snack, yeah,
took a nap. Well, she dropped her phone and when
she tried to pick it up, she slipped and she
got herself trapped upside down, headfirst in between these two boulders.
So her friends spent about an hour trying to get
her out of there. They eventually left to go find help.

(59:38):
Rescue crews. Finally arrived. They had to build this frame,
this hardwood frame, just to keep themselves stable as they
tried to get her out of there. And then from
the time she got stuck until the time they got
her free seven hours.

Speaker 7 (59:52):
Can you imagine being stuck upside on your friends and being.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
Like, I'll be back, I swear, Yeah, she's fine, but
you never got her phone back. Guy, this has become
a weekly thing. Yeah, pretty much. Wrong, pretty much.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
We need to end.

Speaker 8 (01:00:06):
End to the high hiking.

Speaker 7 (01:00:08):
That's that guy lost his arm in one hundred and
twenty seven hours.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Oh that movie rule You have a choice? Yeah, he
cut it off right right, just to yeah, just get
himself free.

Speaker 10 (01:00:16):
And there was the guy a few months ago who
they were in that cave and he went into a
crack that he could only get into head first, and
they could not get him out. They couldn't break his
legs them out. There's the famous diagram of it. And
he just had to starve to death.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Yeah, got a way to go.

Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
Couldn't they just kill him somehow, like I would, Yeah,
give him some more thing or something.

Speaker 8 (01:00:33):
No one had a gun or put a feeding tube
in there, and he could just live the rest of
his life wedged in the cave.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Yeah, pay attention, Matiz, because cases of scurvy have been
increasing scurvy at a rate that is getting the attention
of medical experts in their out issuing warnings. Cases of
scurvy up among children with sensitory issues, elderly people, and
others whose diets lack enough fruits and vegetable menace.

Speaker 7 (01:00:56):
Yeah, don't you need like lemons and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
It's a thing. So scurvy is a disease caused by
severe and chronic deficiency of vitamin C, which the body
needs for various functions like your immune system and repairing
damaged tissue. But people with scurvy experienced symptoms like skin lesions,
loose teeth, internal bleeding, and eventually death if it's left untreated.

Speaker 9 (01:01:21):
Oh no, I started taking that like those only vitamins.
I think it's only or maybe it's a different brand,
but I take vitamins Sea bass so.

Speaker 10 (01:01:29):
But the vitamin is not the same, right, they say
it's not this bial availability doesn't isn't the same. But
I think there's vitamin C and chicken fingers.

Speaker 9 (01:01:36):
Man, do you know what I was so when I
was buying those those vitamins those vitamin gummies I did
see like adult like flintstones, Svitamin adult Flintstones.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Yeah, and I was like, man, I should buy those.

Speaker 7 (01:01:50):
They they don't they don't hold up, they don't well
can you imagine? Remember we didn't like them, then we
ate them too.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
But the stones chewables, Yeah, it's your favorite flavor was grape, Yeah,
same it.

Speaker 8 (01:02:04):
I just remember it being the fred flavor whatever that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Was flavor Yeah, the grape.

Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
They were basically like sweet tarts.

Speaker 7 (01:02:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:02:13):
I would ye so good.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
Like sometimes I would just grab one and just eat it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:18):
You know what I do that with now? Sometimes the
candy coated tongs you did you are?

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
Does that mess you up?

Speaker 17 (01:02:26):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
It only helps dress met kinds of problems.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Like so, how many do you think you're you're having?

Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
No, just like if I don't need it, like one
every couple of days. Okay. I thought you were like just.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Kind of like, yeah, there's kind of grazing toms. You've
had them, Yeah, I have when I've had like indigestion
needs it. Yeah, when I'm like, you know, I got
a lobbit coming up, I just like them. Yeah, I
mean I know they're good. They're good I'm just not
sitting here eating them ran by the fist fall. I'm
on the Flintstones Vitamins website. They got so many products,

(01:02:57):
they do, yeah, ten millions gummies. The choose Yeah, I
don't know they had to choose. I thought it was
just like these are good. Those are great. You can
get single flavored ones too. You just like the grape
pick your favorite flavor, like when you go to a
jelly belly place. All the different Yeah, the colors, the flavors. Yeah,

(01:03:19):
they got sour gummies. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, your skin
will fall like that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
Boys demon funny.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
Well, we were talking about Flintstone's vitamins a little blasts
from the past. Genus still remembers the jingle and then
we started singing the Toys r Us jingle, the yeah.
But this is what Sea Bass has been saying. A
comprehensive study has determined that multi vitamins do not help
people live longer, may actually increase the risk of an

(01:03:56):
early depth. Damn it just bought them.

Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
Anything.

Speaker 10 (01:04:02):
They don't really do anything for unless you have a
very specific, rare medical thing.

Speaker 7 (01:04:06):
It's it's basically a waste of money. Well you pee
it out, don't you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
Yeah, exactly. I thought there was the excess that you
peeed out, like your body will only accept yeah, a
certain amount of whatever, and then the access gets like.

Speaker 10 (01:04:17):
The vitamin C for a call, that's all garbage and
in general most and but to this point though, multi
vitamins in general you don't need.

Speaker 7 (01:04:23):
Well, now they've moved on from the.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
See I take a mends one day, you know, and
look at you and look, I'm a picture of health.
Yeah you're still My bones still work.

Speaker 8 (01:04:33):
Yeah. What about like emergency like if you think you're
getting a cold, you put that powder into your water,
probably has something like airborne or Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
So they did an analysis of four hundred thousand healthy
adults and found that there's uh like zero health benefit
from taking daily multi vitamins, which again that's what has
been saying. But they taste good, I take. I don't know,
logically you think you're doing it right, I don't know
the ones that taste good like just the worst. Yeah,

(01:05:06):
I had the multi vitamin I had double wasting your time.
That allergy pill.

Speaker 11 (01:05:10):
I think those gummies are talk about a placebo. If
you're an adult taking a gummy vitamin that can't work.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
Yeah, now, we had a sponsor at one point though,
So we had a sponsor at one point, those Smarty
Pants vitamins, and so that's the first time I ever
tried a gummy vitamin. And those were good.

Speaker 7 (01:05:27):
They taste good. I'm like, yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
They're fine and they yeah, but it's funny, like I
don't know if I need a vitamin that's coated and sugar. Yeah,
I do, yeah, but doesn't seem I guess, I don't know.
It was fine, and they were really good.

Speaker 8 (01:05:40):
I like, it didn't taste good, they tasted great.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
Yeah, we're talking about how you eat tombs.

Speaker 7 (01:05:45):
Yeah, like those only the candy coated, right.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
Like you eat those and it was kind of the
same thing, Like those were good. Yeah, but like you
know those because they were a sponsor the show, and
I was trying to be supportive, but I don't. I
don't need my medication to be chewable to be delicious. Yeah. Supplements, Yeah,
I've never had a tomb, so in my whole.

Speaker 8 (01:06:08):
You did take then't one?

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
Yeah. They say natural food sources of beta carotene can
protect against cancer. Of beta carotene supplements can actually raise
the risk of lung cancer and heart disease because they're
missing important ingredients. Yes, another example, they gave iron, which
is added to multivitamins could lead to iron overload and
raise the risk of cardiovascular disease, diabetes, and dementia. So
good times.

Speaker 10 (01:06:30):
You know, there's this book I finished readings called a
Trick or Treatment, and it basically goes through step by step,
not all like all the all this ray key and
you know all that, and you know the crap, but
it also goes into like the supplements and how Yeah,
the vitamins you get over the counter, they're probably fine,
but a lot of these supplements that are kind of
down the line from that often are adulterated with stimulants

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and you know, Chinese newspaper and all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
It's like the bottom of a bird cage exactly. You
telling me the stuff they're selling of the swap meat
is not.

Speaker 7 (01:07:00):
Yeah, the rd O pills up a gas station.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
Yeah, all right, more Woody Shows next time.

Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
Still Woody Show will.

Speaker 16 (01:07:06):
Be right back.

Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
He's a Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
And into another new hour, Insensitivity Training for a politically
correct world. Welcome to Wednesday. It's October the twenty third,
twenty twenty four. I'm whatddy. That's Greg Gory Hie Minace, alright,
birthday month boy. How you doing, I'm doing great, Thanks
for asking man.

Speaker 7 (01:07:36):
There's Gina Gret Good morning lady.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
We've got Sammy, We've got Sea Bats. We've got the
phones open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can
hit us up with a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Sea Bass says something he's going to
bring to the table to us this hour. It's a
it's a what do you call it's it's a little
bit of how we got to where we are, who

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we are in the moments and shock jocker history as.

Speaker 7 (01:08:02):
Shock shocks on the radio.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (01:08:04):
There's been a lot of people who plays the trail
for us to be here today.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
But hey, you know, all politically incorrect.

Speaker 7 (01:08:11):
I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
We're gonna up getting some of that.

Speaker 7 (01:08:15):
We have all this story here.

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
Speaking of which, from the PC Police blotter, the term,
just so you know, the term empty nester should now
be considered an offensive and damaging term. And the argument
is that it's outdated and that the word empty conveys
only absence. It's a word you would never hear used
in a positive way, so you can't say empty nest anymore.

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So the question is what do you say something more positive?
And their suggestion here would be next chapter, like my
kids are finally gone and I can move on to
my next chapter.

Speaker 7 (01:08:49):
Okay, cool, I mean empty.

Speaker 11 (01:08:54):
But when you hear about a lot of empty nesters
are like empty baby, like they're very happy.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
My wife is just saying that the other day. We
have some other friends who are you know, recent empty nesters,
and she's like, you know, I'm kind of jealous.

Speaker 7 (01:09:08):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Yeah, Because then the parenting part is you can be
more of like a consultant. It's like when somebody gets
out of their careers management and they stay on as
a consultant. They can just consult because it's their decisions
to make their growing up, their adults down technically or whatever.
They're moving on with their life. And that's the other
thing is the grammar re placed them stepped in on
this one and said it doesn't really work as it now,
Like you can't say you're a next chapter or chapter

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or yeah chapter.

Speaker 8 (01:09:31):
And if you think about it, next chapter implies the
exact same thing as empty. It implies something ended.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
Well, you know, Greg and I watch a lot of HGTV,
and we keep making fun of the fact that you
can't say master, bath, master bedroom anymore. Now it's primary primary,
it's the primary bedroom.

Speaker 7 (01:09:46):
Yeah, A mean, so is the guest room the guest
room or the secondary bedroom?

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
No, because guests is fine. You can't say master because
it's you know, somehow imply slavery.

Speaker 7 (01:09:54):
But if there's primary, I didn't know.

Speaker 8 (01:09:56):
If they kept with that would be secondary.

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
Yeah, what about a master's degree?

Speaker 19 (01:10:00):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Because the primary bachelor.

Speaker 7 (01:10:04):
But you're allowed to be the master in your domain
or your domain. That's right. It's almost as if they
are they found a problem that no one was looking for.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
Yeah, exactly, hear anybody talk about it. So there's this
etiquette expert who's now making the argument and saying that congratulations.
When you say congratulations to a couple who gets engaged,
that would be rude.

Speaker 7 (01:10:23):
Oh yeah, I heard that's rude.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Yeah, she says, it makes engagement feel like a necessary
life achievement rather than an act of true love, as
if one partner one the other, rather than a mutual
decision to build a life together. Dude, writers just get
high and think of stuff like Okay, or can we
get people flustered over So what are you supposed to say? No,
one actually thinks like this, I'm so happy for you both,

(01:10:47):
or best wishes that that would.

Speaker 8 (01:10:49):
Be the way to go.

Speaker 11 (01:10:50):
But they always say because I when I got engaged,
I heard this that this was the chit chat around
the around the water cooler, was that you're never supposed
to say congratulations to the woman because that's tacky.

Speaker 7 (01:11:01):
Like you're supposed to congratulate the guy. Oh you've found
a great one. Yeah, but you're not supposed to be like, oh, wow,
you found somebody and you're so homely. Congratulations. Okay, yeah,
way to go you really?

Speaker 14 (01:11:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
With Halloween coming up, Before you go out running around
getting your Halloween costume, here are some numbers from a
poll where they ask people about different costumes and if
they were still acceptable or not. Can a woman dress
as a man?

Speaker 7 (01:11:30):
Yes or no?

Speaker 4 (01:11:31):
Sure?

Speaker 10 (01:11:32):
No, because then it says that cross dressing is somehow funny.
It's a costume, that's a cop.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Yeah, but it's not who I am.

Speaker 7 (01:11:38):
This is a costume.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
It's a woman doing it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:41):
It's a fantasy.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
A woman dresses a man? Yes or no?

Speaker 7 (01:11:44):
Ga?

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
Yes, okay, yes, Greg, guess what percentage of people said yes.

Speaker 8 (01:11:49):
Let's say sixty nine.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
Sixty nine, Oh that's right, Greg, okay, and nineteen percent
said no. And by the way, when the numbers don't
app the other ones are just not sure.

Speaker 7 (01:12:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
Can a man dresses a woman?

Speaker 10 (01:12:04):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
Yes, this is where you get in the weeds. Yeah,
this is where you're in weeds because yeah, so can
a man dresses a woman? You have Will Ferrell, now
who says he regrets, Oh, did you watch his Netflix?
I don't know if it's a documentary or a movie.
It looks it looks it looks very movie ish. Let

(01:12:25):
me let me save you the time. I'm never watching that.
I was interested, so I did watch it, and and
I don't know if I was watching a movie or
a documentary. Like cool, you got a transfriend? Is that
basically what it was? Pretty much, look at me, I'm
I'm not a transphobic. I have a transfriend, because that's
the bye by God, which is what turned me off
to it.

Speaker 9 (01:12:45):
No, it was it was more of like, hey, this
is how my trans friend came out to, not just
him to everybody, because it was that guy used to
work on SNL. So yeah, So then there was like
a lot of other cast members from SNL and they
just talked about how they responded to it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Okay, yeah, still I don't know this guy. I don't
care if it's maybe somebody that I knew, Like if
it's a friend of mine or whatever that I knew,
I would be Like Greg, I was interested when, you know,
I wanted to know how it went when he came out.

Speaker 8 (01:13:15):
Yeah not fun.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
Yeah, because we you know, again, when we first met
each other and started working together, he was still married
to a woman. And then it was after we stopped
working together that he came out and that whole thing
played out. So one of the things I was very
curious about was like, so how'd that go? Yeah, because
I know Greg, this random guy that's friends of Will Fare,
I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:13:33):
Get an f right, where's my documentary?

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Will?

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
Yeah, all right. Well, sixty five percent of people said yes,
a man can dresses a woman. Twenty three percent said no,
can your costume include a realistic looking gun or other weapon?
Not a great idea back in the day.

Speaker 8 (01:13:48):
Yes, probably not a good idea, but it's acceptable to me.

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
Fifty percent said definitely not. Oh yeah, thirty four percent
or fine with it. And this is exactly how we
end up with the water gunn right, exactly, the clown gun.

Speaker 10 (01:14:02):
Well, it's weird when you go to like the comic
cons of the world, the giant looking swords and realistic
looking guns.

Speaker 7 (01:14:09):
Yeah, I mean pointing it at people. Well, it's gonna
get pointed.

Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:14:12):
I remember when I was a kid, I had like
all these super realistic looking guns and I was just
out in public. It's like shooting them and yeah, nothing,
no issues there. But have changed?

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
Can a child dress up in a cultural costume if
they're not part of that culture? What do you think
people said?

Speaker 8 (01:14:35):
I think respondents wanted to sound right, they're saying what
job their parents have? Right, it's not automatically disrespectful.

Speaker 11 (01:14:48):
Well, and aren't you celebrate exactly like when they pulled
the Moana costumes off the shelves and Polynesian people like,
we had one and everyone was so excited, and now
we can't find the costume.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
So you ask, Yeah, because there's people are firing on
behalf of another culture where we always get in trouble. Well,
you know, imagine all the firefighters that get upset and
they see kids dressed up as firefighters.

Speaker 7 (01:15:12):
You're not a real firefighter.

Speaker 10 (01:15:15):
It only goes certain ways, either because like I've been
go to October fests or Saint Patrick's state events. Oh yeah,
and there are all kinds of people who aren't Irish
and aren't Germany.

Speaker 7 (01:15:26):
Goddamn right, nobody cares.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
So can the child dress up in a cultural costume
if they're not part of that culture? Sixty two percent
of people said yes. Wow, I was surprised that one.
I was surprised about it.

Speaker 8 (01:15:38):
Little hope for the world.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
All right, now, can white people wear black face?

Speaker 7 (01:15:44):
If this is the.

Speaker 19 (01:15:47):
Way?

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
Okay, let's hear them out. You can white people wear
black face if they're dressing up as a black person. Oh,
I mean people have tried. I know people have tried.

Speaker 8 (01:15:57):
Any people.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
And by the way, while you're thinking about your answer
on this one, just so you know, on that cultural
costume thing, they're fine with it for kids, but if
you become an adult and you do that, then they're
not cool with it.

Speaker 10 (01:16:06):
We also need to this is kids can do it,
but adults can. This question also misuses the term black face.
It's you're you're talking about darkening skin, not minstrel shows. Right,
there is not caricature, right, But that's that's how this
term's gotten misused.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
Reason Well, now it's all the same.

Speaker 7 (01:16:23):
Thing, but shouldn't but it's not.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
I agree there's a difference, good, right, but not for
the sake of the question. Can white people wear black
face if they're dressing up as a black person, I'll
say I would say no.

Speaker 16 (01:16:36):
No.

Speaker 8 (01:16:37):
I would say like eight.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Eighty eight percent okay, uh, thirty three percent said yes,
it's cool. Another fifteen percent aren't sure, aren't sets. That's
forty eight percent that said either yeah or maybe maybe
fifty two percent Greg said definitely not.

Speaker 8 (01:16:56):
Fifty two low. That's pretty low.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
Well, there's the latest from the PC police blodder. I'm
not looked up this video, but did you see Dorothy
from Wizard of Oz before that one? Not so great?

Speaker 7 (01:17:10):
A different time.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
That was a very different time. Everything was black or white,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (01:17:14):
So, so now I can't go as Mowana holding a
machine gun.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Apparently, guys, we're gonna take a break, we'll come back
and then Sea Bass is going to have for us
for the first time ever, great moments in shock Jockey.

Speaker 7 (01:17:26):
Right, this might be news to a lot of younger kids,
especially weren't around.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
Yeah, good times, and today's focus will be on Howard Stern.

Speaker 7 (01:17:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, I gotta go start with the start
with the master.

Speaker 8 (01:17:36):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
Great Moments in shock Jockyery coming up next year on
The Woody Show, Hang on its show. Well, it's important
that you know your history, right, Yes, that's always say
Also doom doomed to repeat it d yeah, And so
that's kind of what we're doing here. And this is
something called great moments in shock jockery, which people always

(01:18:00):
like to throw around that term shock jock in radio.
And I think the most notorious quote shock jock Ryan
Seacrest of all time. Oh yeah, and there's been a
number of them, but Howard Stern. Yeah, pioneer, Yeah, pioneer, which,
by the way, let me say for the record before

(01:18:21):
we even get into this, I've been a massive Howard
Stern fan since I was a little kid. And I
remember we're in my mom's powder blue Chrysler LeBaron. I
could point out I could put an X on the
Remember how Sammy went to where JFK was shot the
X on the street and she went out there and
she did that thumbs up photo. I could place an
X on the exact spot of the road where my

(01:18:42):
mom pointed to the radio when I was a little kid,
less than ten years old, and she goes, you are
not allowed to listen to this man, And I go,
what is this alright? And she goes Howard Stern, And
so I figured out I asked around where he was
at the time. I was growing up in New Jersey,
and he was on afternoons at w n BC, and
so I would come home from school, I'd get the

(01:19:03):
radio and I'd tune in and I would try to
hear what I wasn't supposed to hear, and being a
little kid, it was going way over my head. Of course,
I go, I don't get it, but I kept listening.
I can't and I became a fan, not just of him,
but just in general. I was already a fan of radio,
and so, uh, he was just somebody that I've listened
to for a number of years what he was on
the Howard Stern Show, right, But well, because I worked

(01:19:23):
I worked at k Rock in New York and that's
where he did his show from. And so I was
just one of the other DJs on the station. So
I got to be on the show a few times.
It's a big deal doing some of that. That was
a trip, man, because it's like somebody, whoever you're you're idol,
like somebody who just think is like and I'm not
big on celebrities, as you know, but like that from
a professional standpoint and everything else is massively cool.

Speaker 10 (01:19:44):
And I have not told anyone in this room this actually,
but they they have interviewed me to be on the
Howard Stern Show, but I think they found out I
worked in radio, and therefore that was recinded a they
pre interviewed me to some guy named Wolfie.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
Oh yeah, one of the di like.

Speaker 7 (01:20:00):
A pre interview with me too. I guess pitch me,
but maybe they Usually when they find out I'm in radio,
that that's the end of things. It's like, oh, it's
a radio bait, we don't and so on and so forth.

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
Yeah, but anyway, but I would go on that was
that was one of the coolest things. But uh, anyway,
but Howard has jumped the shark on thousand.

Speaker 7 (01:20:16):
Yeah, so let's find out.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
Let me let me tell you where he lost me.
He lost me really at COVID because he got so
crazy on the COVID thing, wouldn't leave his house like
he was mad at his wife, or even entertaining the
idea of going to somebody else's house and sitting outside
to eat lunch. Yeah, and then like yeah, so that
that crazy paranoia and he's really kind of become and
is disappointing. He's become And I'm not saying people can't

(01:20:38):
evolve and change whatever. It just for me as an
OG fan, Uh, he's become the person that he used
to rail against it. And somebody pointed out to me
that it was one of those things where he railed
against them because he couldn't be one of them and
because he wasn't one of them, and he had that
that like insecurity about that, and then once he became

(01:20:59):
one of them, then all of a sudden, that stuff ended,
like you forgot all about, you know. And so he's
just completely different now. And I'll punch in and I'll
hear an interview every once while he's a fantastic interviewer.
Can't take that away. But I've really fallen out of love.
It's a different show with the with the show, yeah,
and you know, good for him, he's made a billion
dollars you want, maybe quite literally and uh and and

(01:21:19):
you know this is how he is now whatever, that's fine,
that's fine, to be honest though, the only thing that
I really did like was his interviews and him and
Robin covering the news. See. I loved all the behind
the scenes stuff, all the people we'd bring in, the
whack packers. I liked all that stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:21:34):
Love.

Speaker 7 (01:21:35):
It's very good at doing the news. And I'm glad
she's still doing it. She's been doing it for decades.
Seunds very good, Thank you very much. In great moments
in shock shot.

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
Yeah you make a sex once.

Speaker 7 (01:21:47):
Don't talk about the shock very nice.

Speaker 10 (01:21:57):
We're going back to this is actual shock shot stuff. Okay,
this came up on the reason that the segment came
up is this was on my like YouTube algorithm. I
had no idea this happened. He hosted Howard's Cearn did
something called The New Year's Rotten Eve nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 7 (01:22:10):
Oh yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 8 (01:22:11):
I watched that.

Speaker 7 (01:22:11):
Oh so this is a pay per view yep. It
was a beauty pageant. Oh yeah, And I was like.

Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
What is this?

Speaker 10 (01:22:17):
What's going on here? And so this was him and
like fifty mentally unstable women and a bunch of skits
and other stuff, and this is what it was good.
So yeah, that's why I'm like, oh, this is this
guy got the classic nineteen ninety three ninety four and
they opened with a pre taped bit where Howard Stern
was dressed as Michael Jackson, because this is ninety three
was one of the first allegations came out right, and

(01:22:39):
he is like bdsming this little person who is actually
an actor you know from Pirates of the Caribbean from
the new Stole White movie, Martin Kleba. He's one of
the little like pirate guys. But he was playing one
of like Michael Jackson's victims.

Speaker 8 (01:22:54):
So a midget.

Speaker 10 (01:22:56):
I think that's what she wanted to He was a
mine at your personal This This is that was later
in this special. Don't even need to cover it because
there's so much else to go over here. So this
is again Howard is Michael being deviant with a small person.

Speaker 7 (01:23:12):
It's just about time for.

Speaker 14 (01:23:14):
Me to plug my TV set right into your end.
Now stop it stop being section bathing in the deck, Stu.
I get better reception this way. Look, it's that sick,
perverted show. I ordered the New Year's Eve. I've been
waiting all year for this. It's Howard Stun's New Year's right,

(01:23:35):
need look at that?

Speaker 7 (01:23:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:23:42):
Oh wow?

Speaker 10 (01:23:44):
Okay, So I think that's the that's the definition of
shock chockraries because that has nothing to do with Howard
Sterns show.

Speaker 7 (01:23:49):
It's just can we get Michael Jackson molesting somebody?

Speaker 8 (01:23:51):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:23:53):
And watch it?

Speaker 20 (01:23:54):
Right?

Speaker 10 (01:23:54):
Well, that's this next bit, so the girls, I'll do
like a song. In Dan's intro, Howard rises from beneath
the stage. He sitting on a toilet, made to look
as if he's taken a poop again, because someone pooping
would be shocking to see.

Speaker 7 (01:24:06):
It's still funny. Well let's see here is okay, Hey.

Speaker 18 (01:24:18):
How does it feel forty bucks to watch me take
a dump?

Speaker 4 (01:24:24):
He has to give it up to Howard two because
of all the production that he would put behind television shows,
and he was really forward thinking when it came to
video and radio.

Speaker 7 (01:24:36):
Yes see this is you can see like this is
a big theater.

Speaker 10 (01:24:38):
It's packed out probably two three thousand people or soak,
and all these women, all these dance numbers, all these sketches.

Speaker 7 (01:24:44):
It got a clip three because this is Greg. I
think this is something you'll like.

Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
Hear great moments in shock jockery.

Speaker 10 (01:24:49):
So he's got all the girls up on stage and
he says, you know what, while we're sitting here and
his women are here and I'm out here on stage,
what if what if they kiss?

Speaker 14 (01:24:57):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:24:58):
Yeah, the most.

Speaker 18 (01:25:00):
Important thing of all we have lesbians.

Speaker 3 (01:25:03):
I had an idea.

Speaker 18 (01:25:04):
Let's kick this thing off right. Let's see some lesbians
kiss right now. Any of you girls that want to
score points with the judges, step out and kiss each
other right now, right now, Look at this.

Speaker 13 (01:25:15):
Come on, the.

Speaker 18 (01:25:16):
Judges are watching girls get into it.

Speaker 8 (01:25:19):
Look at that.

Speaker 18 (01:25:21):
It's fantastic, isn't it, Robin?

Speaker 7 (01:25:22):
I let it have trouble getting volunteers.

Speaker 8 (01:25:25):
No, evidently this is an orgy the good old days.

Speaker 7 (01:25:31):
Yes, yeah, hey, girls makeout.

Speaker 8 (01:25:32):
I know I love it was.

Speaker 4 (01:25:34):
That was Greg's favorite part. Yeah, step forward and start
kissing if you want to get go with the judges.

Speaker 10 (01:25:39):
And speaking of the judges, at the at this sorry,
there we go at this New Year's Rotten Eve. Mark
Hampbell was on the judge that Luke Skywalker himself people forget.
After nineteen eighty three there was a big dry spill
from Mark hasl total nobody, so he had.

Speaker 7 (01:26:00):
Time to sit there and judge Lesbian's making on stage.

Speaker 10 (01:26:03):
So here's a apparently I didn't know this, but later
in life Mark, Mark Campbell and Carry Fisher they were
they were fine with each other, but apparently they had
a tumultuous relationship, which Howard highlights here.

Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
All right, from the desert planet of tato Wine.

Speaker 14 (01:26:15):
It's the Jedi Master himself and now the voice of
the Joker on the Batman cartoon.

Speaker 18 (01:26:19):
Mark Mark Hamlo, the Great Mark Hamel. Hey, Mark, Yeah,
when was the last time you saw that bitch, Carrie Fisher.

Speaker 7 (01:26:29):
I just saw Carrie last week.

Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
I think.

Speaker 10 (01:26:34):
When you say that's the definition of shock chakra, Yeah, yeah,
well give me.

Speaker 7 (01:26:44):
Oh he's trying to He was trying.

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
To make his guests feel comfortable. He said, yeah, you
can hear Mark be real comfortable.

Speaker 7 (01:26:49):
That one.

Speaker 10 (01:26:51):
He just wanted to signal him it was okay to
yeah right, hate the hate honor speaking of people who
were maybe not very popular. In nineteen ninety four, Howard
Stern was doing this. He had actually a big group
intro so They had John Wayne Bobbitt there because as
you do in those times, because again he got his
peniscot cut off, which is very famous, and they did
like a fundraiser for John Wayne Bobbitt. They cut to

(01:27:12):
him several cut to him several times, and one of
the times they had a singing group introduced a song
about John Wayne Bobbitt.

Speaker 17 (01:27:19):
Okay, you never know in this line, I hope you
never know what it's line, to lose your penis, to.

Speaker 7 (01:27:32):
Lose your penis, wae love mine. Hi, I'm marris'mie and
I'm near the beach the be.

Speaker 10 (01:27:43):
The hell freakingcause that was a tight song, seees. The
thing is that in nineteen ninety four, no one gave
too There was no disco nostalgia.

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
No social media. This is on pay per views, so
unless you paid for it and you were like a fan, yeah, yeah,
you're never going to see it. Amazing what I'm inspired.
I'm like, we gotta do a paper.

Speaker 8 (01:28:02):
It's awesome.

Speaker 12 (01:28:04):
Part.

Speaker 10 (01:28:04):
The part that I thought was legitimately funny and just
weird was when the women introduced themselves like Hey, I'm
so and so and blah blah blah, Like these were
again a lot of them are mentally a little different
and that this one of my favorites with these two
women who walked out as a duo.

Speaker 8 (01:28:17):
All right, brend to St.

Speaker 6 (01:28:19):
John and Tabitha to lesbians from Buffalo, we use a
suffed animal as Tampa's.

Speaker 7 (01:28:30):
Nice, we use our stuffed animals, Tampa.

Speaker 17 (01:28:36):
St.

Speaker 6 (01:28:36):
John and Tabitha to lesbians from Buffalo, we use.

Speaker 7 (01:28:41):
A suffed animal as Tampa's.

Speaker 8 (01:28:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 17 (01:28:48):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (01:28:48):
Fortunately they showed them behind the scenes of how these
women because they did like the casting calls for these
ladies for the Miss Howard Sturned ninety four pageant and
some of the comments Howard made, I don't think would
fly today. This is bigger girl talking about how she
gets her physique. All right, great moments in shock jockery.
Here we go, Brenda, Saint John and tablet Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
Wrong, sorry, sorry, seven, there we go.

Speaker 15 (01:29:11):
I have a very just natural physique from I've been
dancing all my life.

Speaker 8 (01:29:16):
Do you have been dancing in front of the refrigerator?

Speaker 7 (01:29:21):
He wouldn't say that today.

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
Yeah, sorry about that, fatty Betty. But he was notorious too,
for like any woman that like today would be skinny,
that had a larger butt, he was like, oh my god,
look how fat that? But is be like a normal
sized ball.

Speaker 10 (01:29:41):
Now Jennifer Lopez used to have like the biggest ass
in the world, and now Lizzo and.

Speaker 8 (01:29:48):
Right.

Speaker 10 (01:29:49):
Also in the auditions, an Indian dark, dark skinned lady
I leave of Indian descent was sitting on Howard's lap
and he made this comment, I'd.

Speaker 7 (01:29:55):
Tell you this is like national geographic comment to life.

Speaker 8 (01:30:00):
How dare you?

Speaker 7 (01:30:03):
Jeez?

Speaker 10 (01:30:04):
Jackie man Yikesh So at the again great moments in
Shock Jockery, they had a thing where the losers they
got voted off.

Speaker 7 (01:30:14):
They had a stuttering John.

Speaker 8 (01:30:17):
What did you think of him?

Speaker 7 (01:30:18):
Did you?

Speaker 4 (01:30:19):
He was a very nice guy. He was always cool
to talk to.

Speaker 13 (01:30:23):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
It was funny because when he was around the other
Howard Stern show people, he knew his place. But as
soon as he wasn't around those people, he was obviously
a time. Yeah, all of a sudden he was a
kind of a big deal. I mean I got along
with him just fine. But there were some other people
around the office of that. Isn't that why he left
the show? Right?

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
I know?

Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
He left the show to go be the announcer for
Jay Leno who Howard had a huge beef.

Speaker 10 (01:30:44):
With j And Jay didn't hire stuttering John because he
was good at his job. He hired him to screw Howard.

Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
And John was getting like paid nothing pretty much at
the Howard Stern Show, and so Jay Leno offered him
five hundred thousand dollars a year to be the announcer.

Speaker 8 (01:30:59):
Show.

Speaker 7 (01:31:00):
Yeah, pretty easy donee to interview the loser who got
voted off the miss Miss.

Speaker 18 (01:31:06):
I got an idea, Robin, I think it'd be kind
of fun to actually go backstage with Stuttering John and
find out how the losers are feeling. I bet you
we have a lot of angry women back there.

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
You know they never do that at the other pageants.

Speaker 18 (01:31:18):
I want to find out how bad the losers feel,
you know. I take special pleasure in that is. Let's
go to Stuttering John.

Speaker 4 (01:31:26):
Hi hi hi hi hi hi. Tax question, do you
feel like a loser now that you lost?

Speaker 15 (01:31:31):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
I mean, I mean, let me show you.

Speaker 18 (01:31:35):
Are you aware that all of the girls in the
pageant have been saying that you're a you're a bitch?

Speaker 7 (01:31:41):
I am a bit.

Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
Does you feel the pageant's been fixed or anything? No,
but I am a bit oh yeah, was he not
upset at all?

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
No, not really.

Speaker 17 (01:31:52):
Okay, all right, well thanks a lot, Thank you John backstage,
all right, right.

Speaker 4 (01:31:59):
Yeah, exactly making a year. Oh my god, that's awesome.
All right, we got time for one more clip. All right,
So they gotta throw the whole pageant.

Speaker 7 (01:32:08):
Blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 10 (01:32:09):
They have the winners, and they end with Howard making
an interesting announcement, and then this the sing off song.

Speaker 4 (01:32:15):
Okay, I will now announce the first runner up.

Speaker 18 (01:32:17):
She will assume the title of Miss Howard Stern if
the winner dies of uterine cancer. And the first runner
up is debbieta space lesbian, and the winner is a
lame mark playboy playmate.

Speaker 4 (01:32:29):
You are whoa because you are Miss Howard Stern.

Speaker 7 (01:32:33):
Nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 8 (01:32:38):
Has she takes Smiler prizes.

Speaker 14 (01:32:42):
He's the tech.

Speaker 21 (01:32:44):
She is Miss nineteen ninety four. She's no slot girl,
so she is the most beautiful piece of ass in
the world. There she is, here, she is, This is

(01:33:06):
nineteen ninety four. She's our prize. Gosh, and with your
prize money, I some in glance and buy some juice
so you don't.

Speaker 8 (01:33:30):
Let's congratulate.

Speaker 4 (01:33:32):
Great moments in shocked jockery every day.

Speaker 7 (01:33:35):
And by the way, her crown was a Pelmut that
looked like a penis.

Speaker 4 (01:33:39):
Oh, okay, there you go.

Speaker 8 (01:33:41):
Where is what he? What he come on in here?

Speaker 7 (01:33:43):
I don't even know what he is.

Speaker 8 (01:33:45):
He's one of the DJs. Pays attention to him where
his career is going. Hey, Woody, how you doing this?
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
So I got something here real quick for Gina. Okay,
people are putting Apple AirTags, but you love you love
the Apple airtechs. They're putting them on their political signs
now to keep them from being stolen.

Speaker 8 (01:34:06):
How stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:34:09):
Those Yeah, they really that important.

Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
Like, by the way, have you ever seen a sign
in someone's yard or like on the side of the
road and go, yep, that's it.

Speaker 7 (01:34:15):
I'm voting for that person. That's a nice yard. I'm
going to vote with them.

Speaker 4 (01:34:20):
Yeah, or you get those everything's in the mail now,
like everybody's getting those junk mail for in regard. Yeah,
to even look at it.

Speaker 9 (01:34:28):
Money And there's some woman she must be a billionaire, because,
like I swear, every other day I get a flyer
firm and I have not memorized her name on purpose.

Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
Every day I go to the mailbox now, and the
mailbox is damn near packed full because between all the
political sends coming in it, everybody's sending their catalogs for
the holidays. Like if you bought anything from any place
and they offer any kind of like a like magazine
sized catalog. Yeah, I'm getting it almost on a daily basis.

Speaker 7 (01:35:00):
Same.

Speaker 4 (01:35:00):
Oh, you're right so much, Josh, And I told you
I donated to the Special Olympics due one time. They
hit me every other day. Yeah, well you're an alumni,
you know.

Speaker 8 (01:35:10):
Yeah, through that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
But like.

Speaker 9 (01:35:15):
And it's weird because it's like it's the mail is
always like different too. It's in like different type of envelope. Yeah,
like one looks like it's handwritten, the other one's printed.

Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
But I don't think it's worth putting air tags on
political that's insane, a waste of your air.

Speaker 7 (01:35:31):
But don't waste and put it on your phone.

Speaker 10 (01:35:33):
Like I do.

Speaker 4 (01:35:33):
I did think it was really funny. There was one
video the last couple of years where somebody electrified their sign.
That's awesome, bike, would you love?

Speaker 6 (01:35:42):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
All right, it's the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (01:35:45):
The Woody Show. We'll be right there.

Speaker 4 (01:35:49):
I don't care listening. As long as you're listening, this
is the show, all right, Welcome back everybody. Hey, it
is a Wednesday morning. It's October the twenty third, or
less than five days away from MENACE's birthday. Everybody. But today,
here's what we could be excited about today. It is

(01:36:11):
National Boston Cream Pie Day. Now, Sammy, you're from the
very racist town of Boston.

Speaker 15 (01:36:17):
Not racist, Yes, I'm from Massachusetts.

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
In Boston cream pie. Yes, I mean, you know, is
that like a thing that everybody has to pretend to like? Yeah,
I mean I think.

Speaker 15 (01:36:27):
It's delicious and it is Omni Parker House created the
first Boston.

Speaker 4 (01:36:31):
Cream pie look fun fact.

Speaker 15 (01:36:33):
Yeah, and you can go there and get when they
have little many individual ones and they're delicious.

Speaker 4 (01:36:37):
I know, Duncan, they've always had the Boston cream Pie donnut. Yeah,
there's nothing. Those are good. It's got the cream in
the middle and then the chocolate frosting on the top.

Speaker 13 (01:36:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:36:44):
This hasn't been brought up in a couple of years.
And Sammy, maybe you can back me up on this.
I've brought up before. In Boston they also have great canolis.

Speaker 7 (01:36:53):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
Of course, any city where there's a big, strong Italian
presence Boston, New York, Philly.

Speaker 9 (01:37:00):
Brought that up before, and you guys blew me off, said,
oh they don't got Canoli's, blah bla blah.

Speaker 7 (01:37:04):
I'm oh, yeah, in the North End.

Speaker 4 (01:37:07):
They're not known for Canoli's, but I mean you can
get them there, because I think any of those Northeast cities,
you know, New York, Philly, Boston.

Speaker 7 (01:37:15):
Living like Chicago and anywhere with it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:17):
Like you said, President, but I'm saying I had some
lovely Canolis in Boston.

Speaker 15 (01:37:23):
In Boston they have the North End and that's where
all the Italian stuff is, all the Italian restaurants, bakeries, everything.

Speaker 19 (01:37:30):
Go there.

Speaker 4 (01:37:30):
You will get a delicious Cannolian because there's always, like
whatever place you're from, there's always at least one thing,
be it a food item, a particular you know, sight
seeing thing, landmark that everybody has to pretend to be
in love with, you know what I mean, whatever, Like
in Saint Loude. I lived in Saint Louis. Yeah, there's
Saint Louis style pizza everybody, and it's so garbage.

Speaker 7 (01:37:55):
Like saltine cracker cross.

Speaker 8 (01:37:56):
Yeah, awful.

Speaker 4 (01:37:57):
Today is a lung Health Day. It's also Medical Assistant
Day Medicines National Croc Day out to CROC. I don't
know if that's like the shoes or no. I think
c October is a big thing. Oh it is.

Speaker 7 (01:38:11):
I've never worn Crocs before, Yeah, medicine.

Speaker 4 (01:38:14):
Since he mentioned it, that's all I can notice. I
see a ton of people wearing those Hey Dudes, yeah,
which was bought by Crocs. Yeah, so it's a it's
a ton of the umbrella of Crocs. And there are
are these shoes that and they're called hay Dudes. They
look super comfortable. Yeah, so I'm calling it now twenty
twenty five. Yeah, do you have some?

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:38:34):
I try to buy some on Amazon and I got
them and they were not knock Yeah, because I was
on the Hay Dudes website just checking and they have
a but I thought it was just that one style
and that was it. They have a ton of different ones. Yeah,
that's cool. Oh and it's National Slap your co Worker Day, Oh,
which we had an idea for. Yes, you shot it down.
He's not in the room at the moment, Sea bast

(01:38:56):
shot it down. We're gonna have him put his his
cheek where his mouth meaning that you know, we're gonna
have the whole thing after the weakest link round between
Gina and Sea Bass. And I was gonna have Gena
come up with a mensa level question, right, and you know,
for everyone that he got wrong, which why would he
get him wrong because.

Speaker 8 (01:39:14):
He's so perfectly smart get anything wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
Sammy would get to slap him right in the face
for every wrong answer.

Speaker 7 (01:39:21):
So she lit up.

Speaker 4 (01:39:21):
She thought it was a great idea for this, now
if it wasn't him getting smacked or more so. And
I believe that Gena's right on this having to maybe
have a wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:39:31):
Answer, Yeah, I don't think you could take it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:32):
Yeah, So he shot it down.

Speaker 7 (01:39:34):
He did, like we really fleshed it out and oh yeah,
things like.

Speaker 4 (01:39:38):
Oh we can incorporate power slap.

Speaker 15 (01:39:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
And we also said, all right, now, if he gets
it right, what does he get And we were trying
to think of that kind of stuff too.

Speaker 7 (01:39:45):
When when you said, well what do you want, he goes, oh,
you guys should know me well enough to pick for me.

Speaker 4 (01:39:50):
I said, like, like, Craig, hold a butterfly or something,
you know, and no, no, And then we offered to
wash his dumb car. Yeah, and I volunteered, but then
we said, I won't be as good some entertainment news today.
So what about eighty three year old Martha Stewart as
the Golden bacheloretteck?

Speaker 6 (01:40:07):
You go?

Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
Any Cohen brought up the possibility on Watch What Happens
Live and she said, quote absolutely not, not even for
a million dollars an episode. Why quote the guys aren't
hot enough, that's.

Speaker 7 (01:40:24):
Martha.

Speaker 4 (01:40:26):
Jelly Roll has scored his first number one album with
Beautifully Broken. Congratulations to him. Also, Shaboozi still on top
of the charts with a bar song. It's the top
of the hot one hundred. Bad news for you menace,
bad news out of the streets, you guys. Polo G
was arrested Plice allegedly found a loaded gun in his car.

(01:40:49):
Who the hell is Polo G?

Speaker 7 (01:40:50):
Never heard?

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
The story just kept popping up like, what the hell
is that?

Speaker 13 (01:40:53):
Hello, G?

Speaker 4 (01:40:54):
I've heard of G. On the opposite end of things,
Wonder Brothers has given some new details about the Harry
Potter TV series. They seemingly confirmed that the show will
go more in depth than the movies. That could be
welcome news for fans who were a little worried when
one of the writers I guess in the upcoming show
admitted that they hadn't actually read the books and said

(01:41:15):
that they weren't really into the idea of a faithful adaptation.
Oh that's going to piss those Harry Potter the hell off.
So when streaming became the norm, there weren't still are
a bunch of artists that fought it, like Metallica, Notorious, Yeah,
everyone's favorite serial killer rapist Garth Brooks.

Speaker 16 (01:41:36):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
No, Tool was another band and now they're singer Maynard
James Keenan thinks it was a mistake for holding out
as long as they did. He says his son just
finished law school and then his friends have no idea
who Tool is.

Speaker 7 (01:41:49):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:41:49):
Wow, they just weren't exposed to it because it's not
on their phones. Yeah, we weren't streaming it, Maynard says. Quote,
we missed twenty years of reaching two generations of people
to understand what.

Speaker 8 (01:41:59):
It is that we do.

Speaker 4 (01:42:00):
And I feel like we made a mistake.

Speaker 17 (01:42:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:42:02):
I think they did too, And to be fair to Metallica,
they were more against file sharing. Yeah three is not
actual streaming like Napster.

Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:42:12):
LimeWire during a Sunday night football cameras caught Aaron Rodgers
picking his nose and eating it.

Speaker 7 (01:42:19):
That is so vild. He was ever hot as over.

Speaker 4 (01:42:22):
I've done a lot of gross stuff. I have never
eaten a bugger.

Speaker 8 (01:42:26):
I would admit to a lot of gross things as well,
but I can't even fathom wanting to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:42:31):
But I was never the kid that tried to eat paste.
I was never the kid that tried to eat a
crayon or whatever. I mean, he did plenty of stupid stuff,
just not that stuff. Also, Aaron Rodgers seen sniffing something
from a bottle. No one really knows what it is
because he was wearing his helmet and putting the bottle
through the face mask, and some people thought he was
trying to take a drink, just couldn't reach his mouth.

(01:42:51):
But there appears to be something solid in the bottle
that's not liquid, and so they're thinking could be smelling salts.

Speaker 7 (01:42:57):
That was my only thought. But why does he need
to wake up?

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:43:01):
Maybe, I mean, you know, you're right in the middle
of the game. They used to do that before they
had concussion protocols.

Speaker 7 (01:43:06):
It just smell it.

Speaker 4 (01:43:07):
When some guy would get his bell wrong on the
field they have, he'd be like half with it on
the bench and just kind of like and they come over,
they bring smelling salts.

Speaker 5 (01:43:15):
Have you wake him up and get his ass back
in the game. Have you ever experienced though we had
him in the studio for a long time, he would
wait for dead really smell like a strong chemically kind of.

Speaker 7 (01:43:28):
Smells.

Speaker 4 (01:43:29):
Imagine just getting a nose full in the moment of
pretty much. And how long does like the wake up
feeling last? Not that long?

Speaker 8 (01:43:37):
Too long?

Speaker 4 (01:43:37):
But Joel to another Aaron Rodgers news. Have you seen
the new trailer for Netflix's new three part documentary called
Aaron Rodgers Enigma. Oh no, I did not watch that.
I hate Aaron Rodgers so much.

Speaker 7 (01:43:50):
I just hate him.

Speaker 4 (01:43:51):
He's just, you know what, he's just too weird. Yeah,
he's too weird. It seems like a douche. Yeah, you know,
I like him every once in a while when he's
on the Pad Macafe's show, it's all right. But the
trailer it's got a mystery woman who's caressing his foot
and people aren't sure if this is your girlfriend or not? Like,
what is going on here? I guess already has to
wait and find out. December seventeenth is when Aaron rodgers
enigma comes out. So my buddy Mike, not Mike the

(01:44:15):
show killer, this other guy Mike. He thinks that Aaron
Rodgers is awesome just because they're from the same town.
That's they're both originally from Chico, California, and therefore I
didn't realize that Aaron was from Cheek. Yeah, he's the
pride of Chico.

Speaker 7 (01:44:28):
How are you best friends with my friend Mike?

Speaker 4 (01:44:31):
Yes, not with Aaron Rodgers. You know what I started
hating him was that discount double check?

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:44:38):
God, all right, time do you check out?

Speaker 16 (01:44:41):
See?

Speaker 4 (01:44:42):
So we got on the birthday list plus your Corno
birthday here for you.

Speaker 7 (01:44:45):
This morning show's birthday.

Speaker 8 (01:44:50):
It's Shibody.

Speaker 7 (01:44:51):
We're gonna sit the sage.

Speaker 8 (01:44:52):
It's Shubirfday, and you know we don't do.

Speaker 7 (01:44:56):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:44:56):
Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Deadpool himself. Ryan
Reynolds his favorite it was forty eight. You got weird
Al Yankovic he was sixty five today. Amelia Clark from
Game of Thrones. Also Sarah Connor in Terminator Genesis, she's
thirty eight. You got the old school NFL quarterback Doug Flutie,

(01:45:18):
who is sixty two. Amandola Steinberg, she was rude in
the Hunger Games. Oh it's not Amanda, it's a Mandolah
like Ama and d la Amandolvela Steinberg. She's twenty six.
Ireland Baldwin who at one point her dad Alec called

(01:45:38):
her a rude, thoughtless little pig and she laughs about that.
Now she's twenty nine years old. You got Dwight Yoakum,
the country music legend, who is sixty eight. And Angley,
the director of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Butthole, also A Life
of Pie, the Halt Broke Back Mountain. Angley is seventy
years old. And your porno birthday today is Alison Ray.

(01:46:00):
Now she can open up a woodworking shop with all
of her experience working wood in five hundred and three
fine films, including Star Spangled Sluts. She was in Slumber
Party Sins Volume one.

Speaker 8 (01:46:13):
That sounds good.

Speaker 4 (01:46:14):
She was fantastic in Bury, the penis Bury It. She
was also i mean literally right there on the on
the banner in Alison Ray Watersports volume one through three.
Oh wow, she was in Alison Ray masturbating in her car.
And also Allison is punished by mom and dad to
live as a diaper wearing adult baby for sneaking out

(01:46:36):
to a party.

Speaker 7 (01:46:37):
Long title, it's really interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:46:40):
That's Alison Ray who's twenty nine years old today, and
that is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that
a Wednesday morning. Look what is happening around the world
of entertainment?

Speaker 7 (01:46:52):
It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:46:52):
We're gonna take a quick break.

Speaker 7 (01:46:53):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 8 (01:46:54):
Hang on, The.

Speaker 4 (01:46:55):
Woody Show, will be right back.

Speaker 7 (01:46:58):
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:47:03):
Well, time to wrap up me get the hell out
of here, everybody. Yea, that's a Wednesday Morning in the books.
Full show podcast Waiting for you. Just go to the
woodieshow dot com. And today our question for the ladies,
after covering some of these creeps in the news, what
is the creepiest thing a guy has done to hit
on you? All Right, we got some of the feedback

(01:47:25):
from the ladies on that, plus that brand new Redneck
News got caught up on all the trending news headlines.
That more, Oh waits on the Wednesday podcast. Just hit
up the Woodyshow dot Com. Coming up for you, tomorrow
it's the Gloryhole Challenge. Oh yeah, have you been here
for a Gloryhole Challenge yet?

Speaker 14 (01:47:43):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:47:44):
You haven't.

Speaker 4 (01:47:45):
Oh wow, No this should be No, I haven't, No,
I can't wait. No, the Glory Whole Challenge is fun.
Somebody's on the receiving end of the studio Gloryhole and
the theme this time around is Halloween. Oh, Halloween theme
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(01:48:09):
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Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 8 (01:48:16):
Yeah. Carrots and celery are the perfect snack if you're
hungry and you want to stay that way.

Speaker 4 (01:48:25):
Celery, I've never really understood the anyway. Give me a
legitimate use of celery other than just I'm saying that
if you lost it there, you've been missing nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:48:37):
One less way to get peanut butter to your face.
And that's it, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:48:41):
But even still, because you got the strings there, Yeah,
that's true. It's annoying.

Speaker 8 (01:48:45):
Give some crunch to like potato salads. Literally it, that's
kind of it, and it's kind of overpowering in my opinion. Overpower. Yeah,
it tastes too celery, like, like it's too much.

Speaker 11 (01:48:58):
Well, if you've ever had celery juice, it's pretty Oh
you drink that on purpose?

Speaker 1 (01:49:02):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:49:02):
I used to drink it all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:49:05):
Why what's the benefits?

Speaker 11 (01:49:06):
I told it was healthy, and then I stopped immediately
when I realized I wasn't getting the benefits.

Speaker 4 (01:49:10):
I thought I was sick. All right, Thank you very much,
Greg Corey got it. Thank you so much for giving
the show some of your valuable time this morning. You
know we'd love it. Appreciate you for that. Rest of
you guys can suck it. We will catch you back
here on Thursday.

Speaker 7 (01:49:23):
Have a great day.

Speaker 4 (01:49:25):
SMD double M. Quit this bitch.