The Woody Show October 25th 2024 Podcast

Friday Fail Stories, News Headlines, Redneck News & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning everybody. Today is October the

(00:49):
twenty fifth, twenty twenty four, and you guys don't look now,
but we made it. Today is Friday. Welcome to it.
My name is Woody. That is great gory, right. We

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got Menas after Friday, Menace after Friday. Gina grad is here.
Monday they're Sea Bass. So we got Sammy, we got bored,
we got Caroline Morgan is here, our associate producer, von
our video producer, and you our VIP, our guest of honor.
Welcome to Friday. It is the Woody Show. Well, now

(01:32):
it's official. We can get on with the Friday Show.
Get through this and into the weekend. Call in if
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Friday check in over to two to nine eighty seven
happening on the show today. You're Friday Fail Stories. I's
got the d u IQ give you a chance to
win some stuff there brand new Redneck news, some of
the trending news headlines and more here on this Friday morning,

(01:56):
if you're planning to turn up. Got a couple people
in the news who have got themselves in trouble going
a little too far with that. This guy in Milwaukee,
for example, who was driving drunk on Monday night and
he got on the highway going the wrong direction, and
he was very quickly caught because right after he got
in the highway, he passed Kamala Harris's motorcade. Right, there's

(02:19):
a video of it. There's this little white car driving
on the left shoulder as her motorcade zips by. These
two cop cars immediately pulled him over. According to the
police report, he seemed extremely surprised when they told him
that he almost hit the Vice president's car. He said
didn't even realized he was going the wrong direction, and
also didn't he remember getting on the highway. Oh oh great,

(02:40):
so the turnup was real. Really, this is an interesting move.
This sixty year old guy in Korea. He's the news
because he managed to get cleared of a dui because
after he was stopped, he downed a bottle of booze,
and because the police weren't able to prove what his
blood alcohol content was when he was driving, he got

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out of it.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
That is diabolical.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
So you get pulled over, you know you're drunk, but
while they're question you start downing. Then you chug. Then
you chug because it's like, oh, well, what was I beforehand? Yeah?
I know what I am now when I just down
this whole bottle of booze.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Interesting way to get out of that.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
I mean, there's the laws different in America. I'm sure
you would get like open.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Open cane here. I'm gonna say because according to the
article here, legal experts recommend that you do not try this. Yeah,
I was here at the state. Yeah, it was a
little different here. Police in Oklahoma they got a call
from air traffic Control at the Tulsa Riverside Airport about
this woman who was driving drunk and blocking a runway
where a plane was trying to land. A pilot who

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was taxing his plane he saw the woman in her
super sweet Nissan, so he got out. He confronts her.
Her car was full of beer cans, and so he
reached in the car and he took her keys. The
officer said they found empty beer cans, eighteen of them
inside of the vehicle, along with a cardboard box of
corps light, an empty six pack container and a garbage

(04:07):
bag full of other beer cans. She took the breathalyzer
a point three four on the breathalyzer test, which is
more than four times the legal limit. The name of
this woman and he guesses what her name was, Karen Close,
Greg Carol, her name was, Can we get your name please?

(04:31):
Bonnie was arrested for felony aggravated dy taken to jail
bone And here, how about one more thing, this involving
a fun accent. The BBC they just did this big
write up on this group of these guys in England
and they have met up for drinks almost every Thursday

(04:53):
since nineteen sixty eight. That's when Greg was still on
the airplane smoking signals. Right as he told us yesterday. Huh,
these guys are all in their eighties now, and here's
the clip of them talking about their meetups and how
they've changed over the years. Now, again, keep in mind
this involves a fun accent.

Speaker 7 (05:12):
I bet we haven't missed in fifty six years. I
bet we haven't missed twenty five Thursday nights. We're down
to seven or eight now. Look, still meet every week.
We don't do emotional type stuff.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
I think you should.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
We talk about our intimate illnesses and this glee club
started with soccer and sakes we discussed and now we
talk about pensions and prosperity.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
So any times the toilet, Yeah yeah, perfect, A little
bit started talking about you know, socks and soccer. Was
talking about your prostates and how much you had to
get up to pee.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
They keep it real.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Throughout the night. Yeah that's the truth. Are you gonna
have to peel off these days? No?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
No, no, no, But that's what old people talk about.
Oh yeah, Like we're hang around people like my parents.
It's just medical stuff.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
I do find myself like like waking up needing to pee.
Do I get out of bed to actually go and
do it? No, because I'm comfortable and I won't get up. Yeah,
I'll just like power through it to fall back asleep. Totally.
I got to tell you, like listening to that man again,
I think I've mentioned this before, Like when I see
videos of The Rock and Kevin Hart, or I see

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like Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, It's like I long
for a friendship like that. It's like to have like
a bunch of homies. Like that, now I have friends.
I do have friends, but I'm saying, like, I don't know.
It's like how some people get all romantic when they
see a movie about like some small little town picket
fences in their like that that's just seems so cool.

(06:43):
It does. But I don't think I've ever lived anywhere
long enough to just have like a good group of
like friends that you've just been friends with for decades
that are all in one place. Yeah, like if I
could assemble them and fly them all to one place,
then yeah, I guess you know, like I would, Yeah,
I would. I would definitely have that. But yeah, but again,
it every Thursday. Kind of cool.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
That is awesome.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Eight cool talk about banging and your prostate? Yeah yeah,
eight seven seven forty four. Wood you can hit us
up with the text over to two two nine eight seven.
We're gonna take a quick break. We'll find out what's
going on in the world of entertainment. Birthday's Parno Birthday
also coming up for you this hour here on The
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Speaker 4 (07:47):
The Woody Show part of me. Do you have any
great Popalmah, both of cools. It is Friday morning, you guys.

Speaker 8 (07:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Hi, October the twenty been, twenty twenty four. Welcome to it.
Trying to get through your morning as quickly as possible.
My name is what he that is great gory by menace.
How are you? I'm all right? Birthday next week? I know.
I'm excited for that. I keep on forgetting my headphones
every day. I how because I broke That's like a

(08:19):
carpenter forgetting his hand.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
I broke a pair, and then I put a different
pair by my front door.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
And every day I'm walking out and getting some over there. Okay, sweet,
don't you just leave them in here?

Speaker 6 (08:31):
Though?

Speaker 4 (08:32):
No? I broke them greg pair at my house. Born
brought some in for minutes.

Speaker 9 (08:40):
That's when I've actually been loaning the some menace last
few days. I know, and I'm a little disturbed because
they did go through the the glory whole challenge with
me when the goat tongue and everything was already trying
to touch menace.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
So I'm I don't know how the back now.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
Yeah, as got juice on them is a gifted that
I'll buy all the French bulldog jiz on there.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
It's better than yeah, thank you boy, that's very kind
of you. Anyway, there's Gina grad Hi there. We've got
to sea bass. That's right, there is Sammy phones are
open eight seven, seven forty four. What do you can hit?
Some of the text over to two to none eight
seven is sour dumb ass contest. We've got the d
u y Q. We're gonna do that for you. Give
a chance to win some stuff, and we're gonna go
here with the Friday Fail stories. Here we go. All right,

(10:11):
lendies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for
your Friday fail star into it.

Speaker 10 (10:20):
All.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
People thought they had the perfect plan, the plan that
could never go wrong. But then somewhere along the line
it went from being a great idea to one big, stinking,
mega uber ultro. God damn it was that terrible. We

(10:46):
were all over the place. Was it was like, let
me ask you, what is anybody out there trying to harmonize?
Because you know, I think I think I think we
are we trying to keep like this same note, like
you know what I mean, like rmanized to even if
it's the wrong note. Are wet least all on the

(11:07):
same note because there we were not because if you
need the kazoo thing.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
You haven't the ages. And then today I think you
did jump in and.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
No it was no wait Gina yourself, yeah right, And
then the time before that I was in were you?

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Yeah? I think that is I was more insight.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
He went low, you went phail, and I went fail.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
So maybe yeah we tried zoom, but wheneverybody's trying to
go low and then h just everybody I think aim
for the same note. I think that's what we're at
our best. Okay, Well can I start with my own
personal fail story?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, just last night I had some delicious fuh for dinner,
and they were very generous with the halopennios, and I thought, oh, rip,
this is going to be spicy and good, and so
I ripped them up and threw them into the soup
with my hands, and then after dinner, rubbed my left eye.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Oh, I couldn't open it for an hour. I was like,
bear spray. Oh, s idiot, rookie mistake. That is a
fool moron. I looked like I got stung by bees.

Speaker 7 (12:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Oh no, yeah, Well this one has had a lot
of people talking this week. Forty eight year old chick
in North Dakota who learned that her boyfriend had just
inherited thirty million dollars, so she poisoned him. Oh no,
he died. Oh my god. And then she found out
there was no actual inheritance in the first place. So

(12:32):
she was just sentenced to twenty five years to life
in failed jail for nothing. Yeah sale forever, Well, twenty
five to life, I mean yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
But it almost never works out that way.

Speaker 11 (12:42):
No.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
A woman in Washington was caught on a ring doorbell
cam stealing a package from someone's porch. The cops, they
were called. They had a clear picture of the suspect
to work with, and the next morning, what do you know,
you guys they bought at somebody matched the description, and
after some questions, they were able to confirm that it
wasn't in fact the robber. Oh, they also knew it
was her because she was wearing the boots that she

(13:06):
stole when the cops found and arrested her, those boots
returned to the owner the porch Pyre had taken to
fail say genius, Yes, she got to wear them for
a minute. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
Literally.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
This next one is from Florida where this super cool
forty four year old dude one of the go see
Taylor Swift, but he didn't want to pay for a ticket,
so he came up with an idea and he got
in by posing as a security guard. Oh now, the
actual security guards called the cops after they saw him
down near like the floor field area, so pretty good seats.

(13:38):
He was in a suit, he had a badge around
his neck. He told the cops that he had been
hired by four women to escort them to the Ariostour show. Now,
the cops he talked to these women, who did confirm
that they did pay him to drive them there. He
was a ride share driver.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Oh okay, this is kind of brilliant, But.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
That they didn't hire him for security. Don't know why
he's wearing a badge. So he was charged with him
saying an officer, among other things.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Sailed he got to the floor.

Speaker 12 (14:04):
Though.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Here's one from Colorado where this dude was bummed out
his dog died and he wanted the creamate him. But
he also wanted to save a few bucks, so he
decided to do it himself. He went out to some
open land and ended up starting a seventy two hundred
acre wildfire that burned for almost two weeks and caused

(14:27):
a ton of property damage. Sailed. Oh my god. This
next one from Cincinnati where some losers broke into a
shoe store and they stole all the display shoes, about
one hundred of them. But dude, they're all right foot
shoes just to display. No full pairs. O. How you're
supposed to do with that? Sailed. They didn't think of that.

Speaker 6 (14:51):
But this is not the first time I've heard about
this when it comes to thievery at shoe stores.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yeah, you guys. This is an international one from Australia,
Hi Hi, where this horny couple. It was tingling. This
horny couple. They were looking for a place to bang
it out home. They were at a train station at
the time, so they went and they found a quiet
corner and the stairwell and they started smashing, but in
the course of their love making, one of them knocked

(15:18):
into a sprinkler. It sprung a leak and the entire
train station ended up getting flooded. It caused a ton
of delays. People had to be evacuated. Also, there was
an Olivia Rodrigo concert that had just let out nearby,
so a ton of people who are trying to take
the train they were all stuck waiting on train delays
thanks to the flooding from the banging. Yeah it's good

(15:42):
for you. Oh no, And those are your Friday fail stories.
We're gonna take a quick break, we'll come back. We'll
play the duyq. So we've got the we've got the
phones open for it. If you want to play eight
seven seven forty four. What he is? The phone number?
It's eight seven seven forty four. What do you guys know?
The draw and this one Sea Best's out there talking
to some drunk on the streets, and then you have

(16:03):
to just try to guess will the drunk get the
questions that he's asking right or wrong? And if you
do that two out of three times, you're gonna win
a prize this morning. Playing the d y Q.

Speaker 13 (16:15):
This is.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
And move right along here on Friday morning, ready for
today's dumb ass contest and today's dumbas contest. Everybody is
the Q Try d y Q ton eight seven four
Woody Sea Bass is playing the way the game works. Everybody,
please ask the drunk person questions. You guess whether they

(16:40):
get them right or wrong. If you guys right two
tons out of three, you win, that's right. And then
we also have Menace and Sammy trying to answer the questions.
No prize evolved there, that's just for fun.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
See that's Funzies bragging rights.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Yeah right, exactly, studio bragging rights. Yeah. All right. Let's
go to our contest and say hello to Brian. Hey,
good morning, Brian, good morning. Good all right, So you're
gonna play the duy Q. Now, before we get to
the questions that actually count, we're gonna get to know
the drunk a little bit better. See just how with
it they are or not with it most of the
time they are. Before you start giving us your questions

(17:14):
to try to win a prize. Sea Bass. Who do
we have here?

Speaker 12 (17:17):
Is Ron and he is enjoying the season. He's getting
into things with its sweater weather. Oh yeahsl season. But
it's also october Fest style beer season. That's what Ron's having.

Speaker 11 (17:27):
All right, I'm drinking on October fist from a real
German brewery.

Speaker 8 (17:34):
And one are the flavor notes you're getting there, Ron,
I don't care about.

Speaker 11 (17:38):
The flavor is October fist.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
It's the right color.

Speaker 11 (17:42):
Oh and then it tastes the right taste.

Speaker 8 (17:47):
So how many of these beers would you say you've
had today?

Speaker 11 (17:49):
Ron? I would say I tasted like twenty different beers.
If I want something from God, is that man october
Fest beer? From all those people who say we have
an October fist beer, they don't have an October fist beer.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Okay. His only criteria right color, right color, and beer,
which is usually like a kind of oranges. Won't you
think like an oranges orange orange orange color of his way?
He's cooking. Yeah, all right, he's just warming up. He's

(18:30):
b because he's got some questions coming up here. All right, So, Brian,
that's our drunk friend Ron. Are you ready for question
number one? Menace? Are you ready for question number one?
Of course? All right, here we go, d d.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
U I q charess supposedly flew too close to what?

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Okay, all right, Menie is staring at the ceiling. No,
I just didn't hear the name. I play it again, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Chorus supposedly flew too close to what.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Like SeaBASS is drunk, could be Icarus Menace No Sammy,
she was.

Speaker 12 (19:06):
Quick to write something that's usually a good son.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Yeah, yeah it is well, then to read a facial expression,
all right to Menace, no Sammy. Yes see I didn't
look at their faces.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
And then Ron hell no, yeah, I'm exactly with you
Menace and Ron absolutely not Sammy.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Yes, okay, Greg Gory, I'll triple that, yes only to Sammy. Okay,
Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Ron will get
this right? Yes? Or no?

Speaker 2 (19:34):
No?

Speaker 4 (19:34):
No? No? All right, Brian, what do you think?

Speaker 12 (19:38):
I think he knows it, But I'm going to default.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
To no, default to a very safe bed, especially on
that first question. Now, I usually need to see something first.
You know what you got right? All right? Question number
one d u y q.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Icarus supposedly flew too close.

Speaker 14 (19:53):
To what Menace the Sun, the Son, Sammy, the Son
the Sun. I don't talk about Chris every day? Why
don't even know that that was like before I was born.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
I don't even know who Icarus is, but I mean
it's just that saying, yeah, flew too close to the sun.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, yeah, all right, I'm learning. Let's see how our
friend Ron here does d y Q.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Question number one, Nicharas supposedly flew too close to what.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
I don't know. I don't I think I know.

Speaker 11 (20:27):
Churus is like a heavy metal pen. I don't know anything.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
Okay, are you too close to the next city where
he's performing?

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 12 (20:37):
Al you might be talking about Iron Maiden and there's.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
A song flight of the what the way chorus? Well, hey, Brian,
either way you're on the board. You got yourself a point.
That's a strong start, right from do you i q A.
You want to hear a little clip of that song?

Speaker 15 (20:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (21:03):
Wow, Iron Maiden they sell T shirts now.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
The School of Rock. Yeah, it does sound like it
really does.

Speaker 11 (21:17):
It was.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
He was like an early member of the band. He
was their singer the first couple albums. He just died
this week. Yeah, alright, close to the Sun pros the
Icarus Yeah alright, so uh, Brian, congratulations, you got you
got one point a logical burden all right, we have

(21:39):
one more point to get hair out of this. Next
two for the d U y Q no answers. I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
I thought it was a parable with wax wings.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
What are you trying to move on? Yeah, we only
have so much time.

Speaker 8 (21:50):
Question number two to divided by five is what percentage?
Triple too, divided by five is what percentage?

Speaker 12 (21:59):
This is a recurring question, okay, as this specific question
in variation there I am got ten times.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Now all right? Triple no? Yeah, easy, triple No.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
I have to you guys are so confident?

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Yeah, okay, Menace. Do you think that Ron's gonna get
this one?

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (22:16):
No? All right, Sammy, what do you think? No? Doing
long division? All right, Brian, what do you think? Yes
or no?

Speaker 16 (22:23):
I boxed.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
First of all, she boxed her answer.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
She boxed it.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Yeah, all right, you guys need some more time. No, No, okay,
all right.

Speaker 8 (22:34):
Question number two d U i Q two divided by
five is what percentage?

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Divided by five is what percentage? Menace point five?

Speaker 12 (22:47):
Sammy, time we've got that correct?

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (22:52):
Wow, did because I did long division?

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Yeah, good for you.

Speaker 12 (22:57):
And this is the part where we asked menace how
to to no, No, go on and on.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
How did you get to that number minutes? I just
wrote it down. It was the first thing that came
to mind paper, that's how five Yeah, point five sounds good.
Five percent? Yeah? Why not? All right? So question number
two now, Brian said that it was nagasaki no for
Ron to get this one right, and if that is
the case, you will be the winner. Question number two.

Speaker 8 (23:22):
To divided by five is what percentage to.

Speaker 11 (23:26):
Divide it by five?

Speaker 4 (23:28):
That's very like even zen a point one five percent?
Got it? Well, Brian, congratulations you are the winner on
the d U I q tu all congratulations. That's nice.
That's a nice way to start a Friday with a

(23:49):
big win like that. Well, Brian, hang on one second,
we will get all of your information. Thank you so
much for listening to Witty show, and thank you. I
love you, have great weekend. In love you.

Speaker 11 (24:01):
Hear that?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Sweet?

Speaker 12 (24:02):
He said point one two five. He was probably thinking
of one divided.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
By joh five all right, all right, yeah, alright, eight
is the.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Cool? Alright, why are you like? This is her first.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
Day so tickled? I don't know why I love it.

Speaker 12 (24:23):
I'm just trying to tickle g because it's a common
decimal or common percentage because one divide by eight does
a common infraction?

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Sounds very riveting. Lit up, lit up the room, alright.
Question number three for the d U, I q.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Aim any w w E tag team?

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Oh, Menace, Yes, you know the actual name of the team.
Run well, the name of the team.

Speaker 12 (24:50):
Not just wrestlers. You can't just throw wrestlers together. It
is every wrestlers probably team to an know the wrestler
at some point, but they have to.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
What if you name both wrestlers that are part of
that team have a name? Typically, Oh that team has
I understand your argument about naming just any random wrestlers
have to be together. They have to have tag team together.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
I think if they happened still there.

Speaker 12 (25:13):
Okay, so no, okay, I'm just clarifying, ye, clarifying. I'm
a big wrestling fan and I demand proper respects.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Grow some respect on that exactly all right, Uh, they're
still working on I'm gonna say that. No for Menace. Oh, yes,
for I'll go yes for Menace. Although he looks he
spent so much time with bort That's what I figured.
I figured between that, Yeah, and all kind of torn
on this question. All right, I'll say yes for Menace
just in case I think there's a better chance there
absolutely not for Sammy and Uh. I will say no

(25:46):
for Ron. What say you, Greg? Uh?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
This is my two divided by five question. I'm going
to say uh yes to Menace, I guess, and then
no to Sammy and Ron.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
Okay, yeah, I would do the same thing. But Menace
is still writing, so that.

Speaker 12 (26:05):
Can't be good. No, he's writing their match history.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
He's okay, Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna go triple with
you guys. Yes to Menace, not everyone else.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Okay, all right, let's find out question number three. D
U I Q name any w w E tag team.

Speaker 16 (26:20):
Sammy the Bash Brothers.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
Because because the Bash Brothers is a team, and she
is correct, But is that under the w w F
umbrella or the w w E and everything it's all
combined now, so yeah, I mean it's technically the same company.
That's why I put for my answer, I put down
the Rockers, who is my favorite tag team champion, but
it was under the w w F umbrella.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
But they did have to change her name and go
back in the history.

Speaker 13 (26:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
I don't think it credit just for that. And by
the way, I don't know any of it. I have
to default to Sea Bass. I'm googling to double check.
There was something called the bash Shum Brothers, the Bash Brothers. Wait,
how about we go to bort Hey bort yoh, as
the king wrestling fan of the group. What do you

(27:16):
say on all that? Sorry, so Bash Brothers.

Speaker 15 (27:18):
If anything, it counts for the Mighty Ducks, bort what
do you say for ww I.

Speaker 9 (27:22):
Was gonna say it definitely counts for the Mighty Ducks,
and it definitely cats for baseball. But if you said
bash Chums or maybe Bushwhackers, if you went there and
miss so, I'm gonna go no on Sammy, all right,
so the Rockers.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Do count So menace a good job.

Speaker 6 (27:39):
The Rockers broke up Michaels and Mari Genetti. Yeah all right,
Minette threw Seawn Michaels through the window.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Everybody knows that, now, bored, how many can you name
just off the top of my head? Right now? Sure?

Speaker 9 (27:52):
Hey, we'll go Rock and Sock Connection, New Age Outlaws,
the Acolytes.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
The big one of these days? Like are they is there?
Big team nowadays?

Speaker 9 (28:02):
Play the MotorCity machine guns just abut with w W
from Impact Wrestling.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Uh, how about the guys that we make fun of
their tiny feet? Oh, they're not a tag team right now.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
Because we go to the matches and we yelled tiny
feet because they wear they wear shoes that are way
too big for them.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, you can tell so from Sammy did bash brothers?
Did you just make that up in your head? Or
was that he was?

Speaker 15 (28:25):
It was from Mighty Ducks, and I thought it's possible
that that.

Speaker 16 (28:28):
In w w E there was a tag team with
that name.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
So red because the Basham I got to mixed up
with he did? He did say bash them when he
was talking about it.

Speaker 16 (28:38):
Menace did say the bash for sure.

Speaker 9 (28:41):
Menace was working at a TV station when they did
wrestling shows and the Bashams were there.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
They did interesting.

Speaker 12 (28:47):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
So that's question number three here in the room. That
was the hardest question to ever. Let's go to Ron.
Question number three. D U I Q name any w
w E tag team? So I know this guy?

Speaker 11 (29:00):
I was like something Holgan, Yeah, that guy is my hero.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Yeah, is a strong man.

Speaker 8 (29:10):
Did he have any partners, like a tax team partner?

Speaker 4 (29:12):
No? No, I think he's not an amazing guy. Okay, zero,
he just doesn't know who his name?

Speaker 5 (29:18):
What did Hogan and Macho Man get together at some point?

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Mega powers? Yes, mega powers?

Speaker 6 (29:25):
But you I uh to be honest, though, to be
honest as a purist, I wouldn't give myself credit for
the answer because it was under w w.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
F the Rochester.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Knowing that gives you a point.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
I didn't.

Speaker 12 (29:38):
I didn't say which name of.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Doom the Road Warriors you said w The text says
Sean Michaels threw Marty Jeannette into the window, not the
other way around. Yeah, I mean, let's get that correct. Okay,
you're being ridiculous. Well that's how you play the d
u i Q. Congratulations again to what do you show?
Listener Brian on his cross for talking wrestling. That's right,

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that's right, eight seven seven forty four Woody text us
Friday check ins over to two two nine eight seven.
Will be right back, Pennies, look at me, He'll be
right back. It's dooty show, if you know what I'm saying.
I was watching the Thursday night football game last night,

(30:23):
which the Rams won. Yeah, Vikings blew it. But cypress
Hill performed at halftime no. I we were doing the
halftime report and I'm like, wow, the whole stadium is
like lit up green all this that's fun. And then
then I saw the Cypress Hill logo nice like all
over and then they had like a little you could
partly see the big screen in the background, and there

(30:45):
was cool send dog tearing it up. Pretty cool. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four Woodie Friday check ins.
Hit those up on the text over to two to
nine eight seven Scott a text, what's happening on the
one on one? I missed the traffic update and I'm
at a stay and still is this the Dodger traffic already? Yeah? Yeah,
I mean they're just talking about what a bad day

(31:05):
it's going to be for traffic. Starting their camps next
week is Halloween. Some Halloween theme stuffed here for you.
We got sixteen percent of people, including Greg, who say
they have lived in an actual haunted house. Truth. Yeah
you've heard his stories before. Oh yeah, I'm all true.
Twenty four percent of people say they don't believe that

(31:27):
houses can be haunted. I'm in that group, and that's
more common among men, chicks and Greg. You know, those
believe anything but when it comes to haunted houses, chicks
and Greg more likely to say that they've had a
quote personal experience. Well, because I have many many times.
It's not that I don't believe it.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Do you don't believe Greg?

Speaker 4 (31:49):
I believe Greg believes what he believes. Well, it's like
the people that believe they saw an alien ship, or
they believe I believe they believe it. Don't don't believe
That's what Braik has receipts? Exactly does he that one
photo where the couch wasn't bruh handbrushed as going one way?

(32:10):
So therefore because it was must be a goo?

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Okay, you can put cherry pick one example and disregard
all most of.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
The other receipts. Me, that's the only recept everything else
is here set.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
I didn't take a picture of the stuff that got
knocked off shelves and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Dude, I believe that you believe it? Fine? I wow,
But I do I do I believe that you believe it? Friend?
Do I think there's another explanent? Yes, there's gotta be okay?
And then there's this question. We've mentioned this before but
never had any numbers behind it. If you were looking
to buy a house and you found one that you
could afford that checked all your boxes, would you still
buy it if you learned that the previous homeowners had

(32:48):
been murdered in it?

Speaker 6 (32:49):
Well know the answer for a grade because I asked
them one time. There was some house house for sale
that was awesome and like ten people got murdered in it.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Yeah, we'll probably had good bones.

Speaker 14 (32:58):
And I couldn't finished And Greg was like, yeah, I'll
buy it, but you're fine with it, Greg, Yeah, if
it's a.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Good deal, that's that's the caveat. Oh, of course, I
think you just buy a house if it's a good deal.
Of course we take just because you know, gonna get
the bloodstains out it's a murder house. Yeah, people said yeah,
they'd go for it. Thirty two percent said no, thirty
eight percent not sure. I guess until you're really, like,
face to face with that actual decision, you may think

(33:27):
that you would think that you wouldn't, but you don't
really know. What if it's a really great house in location,
location location, did they catch it a murderer yet?

Speaker 17 (33:35):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (33:36):
How long ago was the murder?

Speaker 4 (33:37):
You know?

Speaker 16 (33:38):
Did it just happen or was it one hundred years ago?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Like, if you've got a crazy good deal in the
Menandez house, you'd pass it up.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Like Greg, buy one hundred year old house. Greg, and
I hate all those like shows where they're showing old houses.
Character I love them. Yeah, with you give me something new.
Younger buyers not crazy about the idea of living at
the scene of a murder. Women more off board about
it than men are. They were also asked if the

(34:04):
sellers should be required to disclose the deaths on the property.
Thirty five percent said yes, well they are within three years.
Twenty three percent said yes, but only deaths due to
a murder, okay, and twenty five percent said no, they'd
just rather not know.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
Yeah, I get that too, Yeah, just rather not. Don't
tell me, Just give you the good deal, don't tell
me why?

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Right exactly?

Speaker 16 (34:25):
And if someone dies in their sleep, who cares?

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Yes, that's where they're meant to die.

Speaker 16 (34:28):
Murder is very different than just dying.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
We should all hope to die in.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Our sleep right at home. Yeah again eight seven seven
forty four. Wooding hit us up by the text, have
you ever lived in an actual haunted house? Yeah? Scary,
It's like seeing the real tooth fairy. Yes, that's what
it's like. And also the other question, would you buy
a house that you know someone the previous home owners
had been murdered in?

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Yeah, the previous Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Hit us up with the text over to two two
nine eight seven. Well, since it is Friday, let's talk
about turning up. Okay, all right, got some people turning
up in the news. So this high school principal in

(35:16):
Kentucky has been charged. Please say they got this video
of him holding a beer bong with these two underage
students at a New Year's Eve party. Principal, the kids
involved were sixteen and seventeen. I guess he's the high
school principal now, but at the time he was the
elementary school principal. Yeah. So he's been hit with two
counts of aiding or assisting and serving minors alcohol and

(35:39):
being cool.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Yeah, I would have think.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
You know what, I thought.

Speaker 12 (35:42):
I'm actually happy for the kids because I didn't think
kids these days used beer bongs.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
I know they're so happy for this. More like beer
beer pong y you see beer pong, A lot of
cuddies quarters things like that. Yeah, because I don't know,
I don't think there was old school is go, guys,
no word of it's happened. Yeah, but I'm just assuming
he'll be so fired, dude.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
I was hanging out with the school board one time
because after I got out of high school, I was
working up for a TV station that like helped broadcast
the meetings or whatever, and I was still under age
and they wanted me to turn up with them.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
Yeah, They're like, they invited me to some after party.
You're like, here, have some beers.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Yeah, nice rules. And this story is so Canada. This
guy in Quebec, he was arrested for a duy after
a low speed zamboni crash at the hockey run. Oh yeah.
The driver he was supposed to be cleaning the ice
between these two games, but he zonked out and he
drove the zamboni straight into the boards. The cops were called.

(36:40):
They gave him a sobriety test, which he failed, and
they arrested him. Nobody was hurt, but the boards are
at the rink were damaged. There's video of the thing.
The officials on the ice and he's like, man, what
are you doing.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
That's like damaging a church.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Although I think it'd be really cool to drive a zamboni.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Jail No, no, all big deal repair the boards. Games like,
they'll let somebody ride the zamboni alongside. Wouldn't you be
embarrassed to do that? I'd be so embarrassed used to
you're just saying there, that's the thing I would. I
wouldn't be embarrassed, but I just wouldn't be excited about it.
I want to be driving.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
It's like being on a boat and driving a boat
are completely different things.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
I want to drive the boat, oh really, yeah, the
passenger of the boat. Really, and I would rather drive
the zamboni. Oh, you'd rather be a passenger on the
boat and drive the both.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
You can chill hard when you're a passenger.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
On the boat, exactly, look alive. You have to be
sober to drive, exactly. I don't want to operate a sailboat.
That's difficult. Power boat, yeah, that's definite. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
But when you're just sitting there next to the zamboni driver,
you got people.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Just staring at you and just waving right now, you're stupid, jersey.
You feeling like a dope. But like I like it
when they take an actual vehicle out on the ice,
like a truck or something like a giveaway.

Speaker 6 (38:04):
Yeah, that's fun, little toy when they're driving around the
car on the ice.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
That's cool. It's all donuts. It's kind of like the
way I like to watch those powerwa washing videos or
the people that clear like lots that are overgrown, they like,
you know, cut all the grass and stuff. Yeah, there's
a satisfaction that comes with cleaning the ice and having
it look all perfect. Right, fresh sheet of ice look good. Yeah,
that'd be cool. Is it sexual for you or something? No,

(38:30):
it's not sexual. There's just maybe for Greg. I think
it's borderline sexual. You know, they're watching those guys clean
those old rugs.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
That I love.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
I do like those videos at the rugs.

Speaker 12 (38:44):
Yeah, where are all these absolutely disgusting, filthy us.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
That's a good question.

Speaker 12 (38:50):
But I have a suspicion that these rug cleaners might
be making their own dirty rugs supply.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
But maybe they were inherited, you know, they were like
stuck in Grandma's.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
The sewage system swamp.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Yeah, look at the basement, you know, and that's a
or maybe in the entryway of like some old building
that nobody think for eighty years. Yeah, they only clean
it once. A decade. I think maybe like a Horror's house.
But other than that, no, I think.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
They're dirtying their own thank you.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Yeah, maybe like those guys at the super shows that
are trying to sell you the stuff that gets out.
Uh yeah, you know they're showing like the Super Choppers
knives and it's legal water. I can go from a
Julianne cut to a dice two seconds right please yeah,
eight seven seven forty four wood He hit us up
with the text over to two to nine eight seven

(39:39):
right back. Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four. Woody,
you can hit us up with the text over to
two to nine eight seven. Dude, I gotta get with
it here. Yeah. I don't know what's going on today.
Today has a very Tuesday kind of like vibe, Like really,
I don't know if everybody's checked out. I don't know

(40:00):
what's going on. There are technical things going on. It
took me way long, like I don't know what's going on,
like before the show that takes forever. It's not that
complicated of the show.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
I think you know what it is, and I don't
think you want to admit it.

Speaker 12 (40:15):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
What is it good, good, good good ghosts.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Get get get out of here, you would, Yeah, it's
ghost stop and how stupid. Actually that's something helpful, my bad. Yeah,
thanks for helping. Yeah, man, we got a route. It's Friday. Normally,
it's like, man, it's easy. I agree, And dude, there's
nothing going on this weekend, which is fantastic. Nothing's going on.

(40:40):
There's so much going No, no, no, I mean I have
no plans at his house, no obligation weekend, which means
I'm not leaving the house at all because next weekend,
next Friday, we're gonna be at Marongo, all right, and
then Friday, but that's the field trip to Vegas. So
I'm taking full advantage of this. Just shut it down.
Oh yes, chill and reach charge week gets out. Whatever

(41:01):
you got planned is awesome and goes better than this morning.
It's so far the Woody Show, and it's a Friday morning. Nice.
It's October the twenty fifth, twenty twenty four. And then
to another new hour we go in sensitivity training for
a politically correct world. What do you show Tom Weddy.

(41:23):
That's Greg, that's Menace, Hi, that's Gina Grass. We got Sammy,
Marty there seed mass, good morning, sea best No One's
open eight seven seven forty four? Whaty text? Friday check
ins whenever you got over to two to nine eight
seven yes, seven six zero LFG, It's Friday s e
l F LFG. Also shout out to Mike, texting in

(41:44):
thank you, Mike, find Rindy, Hey Mike. So coming up,
we got some of the trending news headlines. We get
a brand new redneck news in theaters this weekend. Venom
The Last Dance. Yeah, Tom Hardy back is Venom. I
like those movies, Sam, Yeah, my son. That's not typically
movies that I would go out and see, but my
son really wanted to go see when that first one

(42:05):
came out, and against his mother's wishes, we went, yeah.
And it's not like, is she one of those moms?
H well, I mean he was. I mean, how long
ago is that the first one came out?

Speaker 6 (42:13):
Yeah, but the first one that got a lot of
flak because I think it was only PG like not
even PG.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Thirteen and it's super violent, so you know, she was
he's a boy, let's go. Yeah, my father's our son.
And we went it was and it was funny, like
I thought, it was a really funny movie.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
It was it was like six years ago he was
a kid.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Yeah, and then and then the second one was good
like the second one. Now this is the third one.
Tom Hardy's back. This is supposed to be the last one.
I guess. Yeah. This one, they're on the run from
the government and a new alien threat after all the
chaos from the previous movies catches up to him. I'll
see it.

Speaker 12 (42:45):
Does Spider Man ever show up at these vend of
movies or.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
No, no Babe? Also out this week Conclave. This seems
like a real pick me up, it said, mystery thriller
about a cardinal, like a church cardinal who was invested
getting dark secrets at the Vatican after the Pope dies
suddenly and then he is assigned to run the conclave
to elect the next pope. Yeah that sounds Yeah, that

(43:12):
seems like one of those movies they make just to
win awards.

Speaker 12 (43:15):
Und says here, It's like, I got the Christie Mystery
but in the Vatican?

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Is that the one with Cindy Sweeney? Is this a
movie made for people or is it just made for
awards season?

Speaker 12 (43:28):
Now, there's been movies about the Vetic like the whole
the Tom Hanks movie.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
The yeah, that was about the Vatican. I thought there was,
because there was the other one wasn't Tom Hanks? And
that one too, What the wait? Maybe it wasn't Tom
Hanks The two Popes. No, there was. There was one
about the newspaper reporters with Uncovered that was Michael Keaton.
That was not as fun.

Speaker 12 (43:51):
No, that was not as fun. Right here, the Pope,
are you not going to go watch Conclave this weekend?
It's all about you? And you're you think that the
Pope himself would be super into movies about you would
think like we went radio, when TV shows about radio
and TV we're like, oh, it's this, that's we gotta
watch that because and see what it's like.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
But I was thinking of that. Maybe I was the
pup was just thinking that. Maybe I said not to
go see it because.

Speaker 18 (44:13):
It's how you say, you know, brings the things about
how you saying, don't you wish of things into the universe.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
And this is about to the Papa Dina suddenly and.

Speaker 19 (44:28):
As I know, I want to die, I's gonna live forever,
and this guy is gonna live forever in the Kingdom
of heaven self fu fulfilling your prophecy.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Thank you, Greg. Is that yourself fulfilling breakfast? Don't you
want to go live with Jesus?

Speaker 19 (44:43):
I'm a living with Jesus into my heart, to my maker.
He is always with me and ever a Sunday is
a taking his body in the form of a bread
and then a drinker.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
He blood with the wife call gus is joke? Is
the Pope on a question? Yes, sir, did they celebrate
Halloween at the Vatican.

Speaker 19 (45:08):
The only ghost that we believe it is the Holy ghost.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Try not to do things to attract a chield around here.
So no, it's a trick or treat candy. No, in
fact that we have to put a sign out in
front of the Vatican and said it says, noah, candy.
Do you turn the lights off on a kind of
being on list? How you say that's fun?

Speaker 19 (45:35):
Because hey, kids, and let me put my fist up
putting your pumpkin, wow dash, yeah, let me handle your
bag of candy.

Speaker 12 (45:44):
Hey, it is Halloween, American holiday, but it is spreading
around the globe because it is fun.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Is uh? Yes, the Pope we know is not Italian.
That's how it sounds it's part of the job, like
whenever you take the job as the Pope Vatican in Italy.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yeah, Woody, your son being a Halloween addict? Is he
into scary movies?

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Oh? Is he seen all the classics Halloween extracies? And
he was watching Conjuring the other day one, that's a
good one.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
We were watching Friday the thirteenth. It is so damn
boring the original.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Mean, a lot of those, A lot of those don't
hold up.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Yeah, you know it doesn't hold up that I just
rewatched very unpopular opinion, The Shining what's boring?

Speaker 5 (46:25):
Gregg?

Speaker 4 (46:26):
I always thought it was boring. I never want a
boring and weird it's supposed to be psychological. I wish
that kid got killed. He should have taken an AX
to that kid. Yeah, shot up there, Ever and ever,
I just get it.

Speaker 6 (46:44):
When those movies came out, there was not a lot
of options, so people thought it was great.

Speaker 11 (46:47):
Right.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Wow. I keep waiting for that kid's like wheel to
come off as big Wheel. He flips over into a
ditch right him for days and he died in blood?
Yeah yeah, eight seven four? What he texts us over
to two to nine eight seven got a brand new
Redneck News, the show you Gotta go outside to grab
something out the fridge. That is Brittnick News and today's

(47:13):
Redneck News from Connecticut with the cops. They stopped this
couple and according to the police report, they were acting
real nervous like, so they had them get out of
the car. They searched them. They searched the car. They
had their four year old daughter with no nice and
when they looked into the girl's Hello Kitty backpack, they
found seventy two envelopes of heroin, some cash, and some

(47:36):
super cool brass knuckles.

Speaker 16 (47:38):
Oh for the little girl.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Cops said that they had driven to New York to
buy a bunch of heroin, some for personal use and
some they had planned to sell to the folks there
at the homeless shelter.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
Moron, don't tell them that.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
So the girl taken into protective custody of the parents
were taken to jail. And that is from Connecticut where
a couple took their four year old daughter across eight
lines to buy heroin so they can hide it then
in her Hello Kitty backpack which Madison squads. Yes, yeah,
so the Hello Kitty part. He does love him some
Hello Kitty, Yeah and heroin forty five year old man

(48:12):
obsessed with Hello. Alright, yeah yeah, and that is today's
rad Alight. We're gonna take a quick break. There's some
more Friday Woody Show next to hang out. You better
make her as ugly as you was in real life.
You look like a foot. She was so unattracted. She

(48:33):
looks like Joe Peshy.

Speaker 9 (48:37):
The Woody Show, right Backsake m.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
On, take your buse bake him on.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
You guys, you wake up.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
This is the Woody Show. All right? See what else
I got for you?

Speaker 11 (48:52):
Right?

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Well? You know her about Los Angeles District Attorney and
Satan's personal representative on Earth, George gw SCN has announced
that the Benendez brothers will be resentenced, and he's even
recommending that they'd be eligible for parole immediately. And also,
in case you're wondering, because we all were, Kim Kardashian
approves you guys good. The final decision will be left

(49:15):
up to a judge, but George Gascon said that the brothers,
who are now in their fifties, they've been on a
quote journey of redemption and rehabilitation, and he feels that
they have paid their debt to society for murder. Lyon
and Eric Menendez have spent more than thirty years behind
bars for shooting and killing their parents back in nineteen

(49:36):
eighty nine. And this is just like another one of
the examples where it's like pop culture is just running
the world.

Speaker 12 (49:44):
Is there any actual new evidence?

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Well, yes, they can't prove it. There's a documentary on
Netflix by Ryan Murphy.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
Yeah, right, what's to be a letter to one of
their cousins talking about all the abuse. You know, it's
an old letter from when it was.

Speaker 6 (50:00):
Yeah, because the prosecutors say that they can come up
with proof to say that's not a old letter.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Look here here's the thing. And I've said this before.
It's like when people say not guilty by reason of insanity.
Insanity may be the reason that you did it, but
you did it, and the it is what is against
the law. You did it. Yeah, and you murdered your
parents and apparently it was like the father who was
the abusive one, yeah, right, and the mom just stood by.
But you also murdered your mother. And not only that,

(50:27):
like you shot her like ten times, reloaded shot her
some more in their face in the face, Like, dude,
stay in jail. You belong in prison for the rest
of your life. I'm sorry. A lot of people have
bad things that happened to them and you're not allowed
to just you know, go ahead and like, look, if
I was in charge of legislating, maybe things would be different, right,
you know, kittie touchers and things like that could just

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be murdered on site, or at the very least wait
till they get caught and then we murder them. But
I'm not legislating, and as so it is right now,
that's the law. Like, you brutally murdered two people, and
it is as premeditated as it gets. Yes, so you
belong in prison. I'm glad. Everybody's really loving this Netflix
Ryan Murphy thing. Great.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
This has seeped into my personal life where people I
know are posting photos of themselves holding up signs saying
free the Menendez brothers, and in the picture they're well
not anymore, and then in the picture they're crossing their fingers.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Like free them. Just the time to make a little
handwritten sign free the Menendez brothers, and in the photo
holding the sign with one hand on the other hand
fingers cross and their family members.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Exactly talking about And this is what I have for
all of these whatever cause celabs And I'm going to
speak for Lyle and Eric on this one. Where were
your friends the past forty years? It's like all of
a sudden, like you said, this is popular, this is
on team.

Speaker 11 (51:54):
No.

Speaker 6 (51:55):
No, to be honest, I think they have. I mean
friends and family have been around the entire time.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
But Greg's friends people are That's what I'm saying, random friends.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Well, that's like, like you said, whatever is the cause
of the day, exactly where How was this important to
you three years ago?

Speaker 4 (52:12):
It was?

Speaker 15 (52:12):
And here's my question for the people like Greg's friends
is if they get let out and then you find out,
oh you want to know who just bought the house
next door?

Speaker 16 (52:21):
Lyle Menendez, no thanks, or would you be totally okay?

Speaker 5 (52:24):
I'd be fine with it? His problem? Really?

Speaker 15 (52:26):
Yeah, you really think there's no You wouldn't be scared
at all if one of them just moved.

Speaker 16 (52:29):
In next door.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
I wouldn't, especially anybody in this room, approve of the
resentencing anybody. No, no, because I'm looking at them. I
was alive with this trial happened.

Speaker 12 (52:38):
But yeah, right, they the first trial, they brought up
all the abuse allegations, right, the new information.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Maybe they didn't take it as seriously back back then.

Speaker 6 (52:48):
Well that's the argument, no, because they said that they
didn't want to hear about sexual.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Abuse of men back then. So kind of just like
I can see that. Yeah, see Greg Burge reading on
very dangerous territory right now, because we're all agreeing that
Greg was reading. What were you reading?

Speaker 12 (53:07):
It was?

Speaker 4 (53:07):
I think, like, uh, should Gina get what was it?

Speaker 7 (53:11):
Like?

Speaker 4 (53:11):
It was like a common text or social or I thought.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
I know, I believe it was a text that said
something along the lines that either myself or Gina that
Woody has his own personal group be because all they
do is agree, Yeah we do is I'm not gonna
fake disagree.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Greg and I have disagreed on plenty of things, and
I disagree on plenty of things.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
You could say that again, but seriously, like off like
off the air, we you know, we we all joke around,
you know, we we we agree, we disagree, it gets loud,
but I'm not gonna yeah, I'm not gonna fake disagree
with you.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
That is so that's the show has ever been.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
There are radio shows and you may know some going.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Okay, you say yes to this one.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
And here's the note, guy, hot Mike, it's so lame.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Sorry. There are gonna be times that we all agree
on something.

Speaker 10 (53:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
And with the Menandaz brothers, let's just say everything they
said is true. Why didn't they just leave run away?
They were eighteen and what twenty ae?

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Their morons?

Speaker 6 (54:07):
Well, because they didn't leave and run away because their
parents were paying for everything?

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Well right, why exactly the rich yeah, mega, which proves
our point two six seven. I think the Menanda's brothers
have served enough time. They're not a danger to society
if released on parole. I think anybody who's capable of
brutally murdering any people, let alone people who are that
close to I mean like your own family, yeah, your parents,
I don't want those kind of people out there.

Speaker 12 (54:32):
And that's an argument you can take up with these things,
the district attorney, the sentence guidelines.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
Do I believe that they're going to murder again? No,
I don't think they are. But did they murder people?
And then they should serve their time? Yes, and they
got life and they should stay there.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
And I would say they would probably agree that if
all this did go down with their parents, then then
justice was served, you know, like if they if they
they got their pound of flesh from Jose Menendez.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Denver, Broncos wide receiver Josh Reynolds was leaving a strip
club nice and you know that always goes well. He
was shot. He was hit in the left arm and
the back of the head. He and the friend that
he was with, they both lived. They were taking the
hospital non life threatening injuries. Lucky for them. The people
who shot them were arrested. Someone in Georgia won the

(55:19):
power Ball. They've decided to stay anonymous so that they
matched all six numbers and they won four hundred and
seventy eight million dollars. The one time lump sum is
only two hundred and thirty point six millions. And other
lucky news. A guy in Virginia stopped into a store
with a couple of his co workers in their lunch break,
and he joked that he was about to go win

(55:41):
the lottery, bought a scratcher and he won a million bucks.

Speaker 12 (55:44):
Cool so awesome, rip okay, joke, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (55:48):
Actually, going back to the shooting though, real quick with
the NFL player, is this the highest number of shootings
of NFL players getting shot in the season.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
They too, go, yeah, and he's already back on the field.
That's a man.

Speaker 12 (56:03):
He gets shot in the chest, just missed everything. He
was like standing up, walking around out of his chest hole.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Yeah. And meanwhile there was a guy with turf toe
who's still out well.

Speaker 12 (56:12):
Yeah, who was the guy who shut himself?

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Yeah? Some business news Curic dr Pepper, they are buying
the energy brand ghost What for more than a billion dollars.
Curics CEO says this sets them up to appeal to
a younger audience. Why do you care?

Speaker 6 (56:33):
I do love Curic Dr Pepper. That coupany is pretty cool.
He's like, and I love Dodtor Pepper. So hey, you
told you. I told you that. I'm I love Curic,
I love Doctor Pepper, and I love ghosts all three together.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Dude, here's another office that you get to go. Take
a toro. Oh yeah, yes, the hub. Shout out to them.
Oh yeah, shout out to them.

Speaker 12 (56:52):
So are you saying menace? This probably means that ghost
will be around for longer and it won't disappear some day.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
Absolutely, Yeah, thank you, good move guys, and I'll give
you this story too. This woman in Texas, she left
her tamp in for eight hours at her friend's wedding,
got toxic shock syndrome and ended up in the hospital.
She woke up with major chills, was puking every half hour.
She was in the ICU for five days, and the

(57:17):
doctor said that she's lucky to be alive. Experts say
to reduce the chance of getting toxic shock, you should
be swapping out your tamps, ladies every two to three hours.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
I was supped to set my alarm on.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
I'm sleeping, yeah, dreyd sleeping in them overnight. It's also
best to use lower absorbency tamps to reduce dryness and
to switch off between tampons and pads.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
Or how about this, how about you don't make tampons
full of things that will toxically shock.

Speaker 12 (57:44):
You don't take this happened.

Speaker 16 (57:46):
I think it's your own body that doesn't.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
Really whoa because there's them, But that's the thing. It's like,
there's like, you know, organic tampons, Well, then what the
hell's in the other ones?

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (57:56):
I guess that's true, But I thought that it had
to do with your own system.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
I don't like it's yeah, but you right, but there
is stuff in regular tampons that were all used to
that is not in the organic ones. I'd like to
know what they're shoving in.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
I've never read the ingredients on that, the ingredients. I
read everything. I'm sitting on the toilet taking the dump.
Yeah you thought maybe I would have read that at
some point. It's best to Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
You have an ingredient.

Speaker 15 (58:28):
True, after only eight hours. I should have had toxic
shock syndrome a million times in my life.

Speaker 16 (58:34):
Like that's a very short amount of time for her
to have gotten that.

Speaker 11 (58:38):
Right.

Speaker 12 (58:38):
Clearly she has some internal personal medical issues, right, Like.

Speaker 16 (58:41):
We all sleep in them all the time.

Speaker 12 (58:43):
Right, And no woman, to Gena's point, like what woman
who works for that tampon company wouldn't be screaming from
the rooftops if they were making allthing use these.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
I don't know what any of this means, but apparently
in the regular ones quote unquote rayon, polypropylene, polyethylene p
e g. One hundred steroid and titanium dioxide.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
But like, what is toxic shocks and like what is it? Like?
What like what does it do.

Speaker 11 (59:09):
It?

Speaker 8 (59:09):
Like?

Speaker 4 (59:09):
When you have like you know, so does it affect yeah,
message your bloodstream? Is that? Is that what it is?
I believe because I've heard toxic shock. I know it's bad,
but like what is it?

Speaker 11 (59:21):
Like?

Speaker 5 (59:21):
What a rare but life threatening condition caused by bacterial toxins? Okay,
so yeah, bacteria mess.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
She probably had a gross beef.

Speaker 12 (59:35):
Bacteria got her blood. Yeah, maybe it's not the tampon's fault.

Speaker 16 (59:38):
Well, I mean it's partially.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
Why are you speaking for big tampons best, because this
is what always happens, is you know, some wanted a
bajillion thing happens because this lady uses a tampon that
a million other women have used every day all the time.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
And then you're questioning the entire Tampa hours does seem
like a pretty short amount of time to Sammy's point, Yeah, well.

Speaker 15 (59:56):
Because there are people who've left them in for like
a month and forget that they're in there and have
to go to the doctor. Yeah, hey, they don't get
toxic shock. So that's what's weird to me is that
after eight hours she got it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
Was it Julianne our old phone screener? She forgot one
up there?

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
And also like, uh, she also had a situation where
one was still up in there and then she put
another one in on top of it. Nice.

Speaker 5 (01:00:21):
Yeah, yeah, I know people rough stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Yeah, the relativity is drunk. You know, it's back carrying
the causes your organs to fail like sepsis. Okay, okay,
all right again, I've heard of it, and I know
it's like a no, real bad thing, that's not you
don't want that, right, I mean a lot of But
I thought it was like from like super dirty chicks
who just like you said, left him in there for

(01:00:45):
That's what I think. I forgot about it and it
just rotted in there or something she probably had. I mean,
that's what it is.

Speaker 12 (01:00:49):
Actually real vaginos this plus tampon for a long time.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:00:54):
So, by the way, she's got to go fund me
for her gross bass. She almost made ten grands.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
I don't know. Ye just called Stanley Steamer. They'll come out.
Oh here, it's like it never happen, You're stupid. It
was a service master. Uh huh oh cos they'll they'll fumigate,
they'll get everything out, all right. Eight seven seven forty four.
Woody hit us up with the text over to two
to nine eighty seven will be right back, Craig, do
you hear that Chris Brown is selling his pitfulls he is, Yeah, no,

(01:01:23):
he doesn't want to live with something that can fight back.
The Woody Show will be right back. Hey, what's up everybody?
Just a quick little notes that The Woody Show we
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(01:01:45):
you can't figure out a way to make it okay.
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people twenty one and old. That's good. Hey, Just a reminder,

(01:02:15):
we set the clocks back an hour on Sunday, November third,
that's a week from this Sunday. Prepare yourselves now. No,
the average person starts dreading changing the clocks eleven days
before it takes effect. The main issue is that it
can bring on sunlight blues because it starts becoming dark

(01:02:37):
by the time many people are leaving work. Yeah, like
fours sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Do we really need to do this?

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
I love it? Hey, no, we don't even do it.
I hate it. I do like it, but we're not
allowed to like it anymore because we don't need to
do it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
You're the one that touted your blackout curtains for Oh,
you would never even know it's daylight out, And now
it's when this time of year comes around, You're like, oh,
I like it because then it's better for sleeping. You
have blackout curtains.

Speaker 4 (01:02:59):
Let us have sun. Let me tell you why it's
living in your dark yess. The bedroom is that way.
But like when I'm you know, downstairs and doing my
other things and it's getting dark outside, naturally, it's putting
me more into like a getting ready for bed mode,
so that there therefore them Therefore I like it, but
I do understand it. I would totally support not doing
it anymore, which we've talked about for years, decades. Yeah,

(01:03:22):
thirty seven of people say they you need an extra
hour and twenty four minutes in order to feel well
rested after the change. Okay, maybe on day one. I mean, look,
y'all heard my argument against these pussies for years, but
the people are like, oh, it's so tired from one hour.
I mean, come on, I'm not gonna, I'm gonna. I'm
not gonna. Yeah right, I'm not going to borrow you
with it again. But sack up totally. I wish it

(01:03:43):
was gone. It'd be nice, like remember think about it
or what I was like, Oh, it's a two or
three hours difference, but when it's five pm and it's
already darn sucks. Sucks. Yeah, I hate it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
I mean there are states that just opt out, we just.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
Be part of that is an Arizona one of those things. Yes, yes,
they opt out in This debate has got to end.
Oh I know, I know. But it's not this Sunday.
It's next Sunday, November three, and it's fall back. So
it's you put the clocks back an hour spring forward,
which is how I've always remembered it, fall back, spring forward.

(01:04:19):
I think that's that what March March is when you
put the clocks back ahead an hour. Yeah, I think so.
And that's when I expect everybody would just be like,
you know, bouncing off the walls. All that extra energy.
You got to hear about how.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
This is when we should have the extra energy. Right, true,
because we go back. Good, you gained an hour, right,
I'm saying when you spring forward?

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Right? So this when everybody like you know goes nuts?
Oh zoom tired one eight seven seven forty four? What
he text us over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 19 (01:04:53):
Whoa yeh.

Speaker 9 (01:04:55):
Right back?

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
That is a beautiful This is the Woody Show and
we are into another new hour insensitivity trading for a
politically correct world. Good morning everybody, Woody, Greg, there's Gina

(01:05:20):
grat seed basket morning. There, there's Sammy phones are open
at eight seven seven forty four. Woody, you can hit
us up with a text over to two to nine
eight seven. So I was reading this thing and that
says gen Z prefers sober sex because gen Z they're
drinking less alcohol in general compared to other generations. We

(01:05:44):
had heard that, but it's also affecting their bedroom habits. So, Greg,
what percentage of gen Zers have had sex under the
influence I'm gonna go out on a lemon. Say sixty
nine percent, that's right, but fifty one percent prefer sober sex,
which shows that these young folks are more intentional with

(01:06:04):
their sexual partners and more emotionally available, which helps them
connect better so much because you're in the moment. What
is the years on gen Z? That's a good question.
Say they are rough. That's like my son. My son
is gen zive.

Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
To twenty seven.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
There you go, twelve to twenty seven. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
Oh, and jen Alpha is the next one. Those are
the little kids.

Speaker 16 (01:06:26):
But I was thinking the years ninety seven to twenty twelve.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
See that's not a full general's fifteen years? Why is
that a generation?

Speaker 12 (01:06:33):
Because they have to write new headlines, so they're in
smaller and smaller chunks of time.

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
So both my kids are gen Z. Yeah I thought
I thought my daughter fell into gen Alpha. Yeah, okay,
good then good to enough. Now I can understand her better.
I can tell her she's old.

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
If she's not saying skibbety toilet, she's not Jen Alpha.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
I don't know what does that mean?

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
Oh woodie, what is that skibbity toilet? That's what it's
what all the children of today say about everything.

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
My daughter, The thing she says all the time now
is what the sigma?

Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
That's part of it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
And I don't know what that means either. Yeah, but
what does that mean sigma new No, but like what
is that?

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
Like, what the hell?

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
Oh, what the hell? What the sigma?

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
What the sigma?

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
What a sigma? Hell?

Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
They're like, oh, that's so sigma alpha sigma, like the
that's supposed to be good. There's a catch all terms
that they can't even explain. But skimbity toilet is a big.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
One, which is what nothing but what context? It is
a like.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
Bad, oh, that's so skimbity toilet.

Speaker 12 (01:07:33):
It's a very Virola YouTube series.

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
Of videos the guy with his head and a toilet,
and it's very It's like, it's nonsensical.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Just do we talk about that guy? Yeah we did? Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 12 (01:07:45):
And Kim Kardashian got a skibbity toilet, like, yeah, I'm
a necklace for.

Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
Her birthday, her kid, who's Jen Alpha?

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Okay, but what's the skimmity toilet necklace? Just a skimmedy toilet? Alright,
it's insane, Greg.

Speaker 12 (01:07:58):
It's one of those things where you just blink your
eyes you will never have to even think of right, exactly, gone,
I don't worry.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
A study out of UCLA looked at fifteen hundred teens
found that when it comes to sex and movies and
TV shows. Sixty four percent wanted to see more friendships
that felt Yeah, they just felt sex wasn't needed in
the story plots. Quote, teens and young adults want to
see stories that more authentically reflect a full spectrum of
nuanced relationships and their drips. I'm thinking the scene, no, I.

Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
Think because with television shows, I mean I qus HBO
of this of non necessary sexual scenes, like it will
just be opening of the TV show and it's just
like this over the top sex scene for no reason.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
Yeah, you know, like if it makes sense, then cool.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
But like I think television has just like, let's have
this over the top sex scene for absolutely no reason.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
But see, I also had another thought on it. And
we've mentioned this a number of times. Then when we
were young boys, we would look at anything that had
a nipple in a national geographic to a full on
playboy type thing, scrambled scrambled, you know, scrambled channels on
just the regular movies that maybe had a boom and
then or something. I remember when the first time we
saw Nashal Lampoon's European Vacation and Rusties out behind the

(01:09:18):
beer Garden with that waitress.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
Chick in the dundle in the chair, and then all
of a.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
Sudden, cans come out. My friend and I must have
worn that one piece of the VHS tape out so
much a week, upt rewinding like whoa, it was new
every single time. Whoa, whoa now right there on your phone. Yeah,
I mean you know, so that stuff is not looking
for it's not as intriguing to them because it's just
so easily acceptable, not acceptable accessible.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
And in the in the realm of movies, we get it,
you had sex, Like, you don't have to show it
per se, right, community, Like, we know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
That you had sex, but back then you wanted to
see that because that's what that's what you got.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Another thing that has to go into that category when
it comes to movies and TV shows is childbirth scenes.
We we know childbirth isn't a massage. We know it's
we don't have to show Oh they're screaming and come on,
push like, we get it, you had a baby. Yeah,
no one cares.

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
Nobody cares. Yeah, get over it. Okay. I don't know
how many of those scenes I've seen. Yeah, just the
what kind of movie you watch?

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Any sitcom? Any movie that has a childbirth in it.
They have to labor that scene. We know birth is
not fun.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
Get it labor? Yeah, I am getting right. Great, Uh
well menace your birthday? Yes, So we were talking about this,
you know, Gina, I think brought up the idea, like,
what's the when it comes to the birthdays when you
were a kid? Did you Is there like one birthday
that sticks out? Oh? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
I for two birthdays? Can I may I have an
honorable mention? Because one of them was at McDonald's, which
was awesome and I got to go back to the
kitchen to see the cake, so thank you very much.
And then for another one when I was like maybe seven.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
I had a cake for you in the kitchen the McDonald's.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
Yeah, and I got to go back and look at
it and nobody else got to.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
But it wasn't a McDonald's cake. It just a cake
like your mom brough.

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
I think McDonald's would like provide a sheet they did
my name on it. Yeah, oh wow, yeah, but I
know they did that with Ronald McDonald, who, by the way,
Generation Alpha does not know who Ronald McDonald is, which
is very sad.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
Well, there was I just saw something and it wasn't
here in the States. It was suwhere you might want
to find it. The Sea Beast. There was a bunch
I think it might have been Australia actually has their
pies where a bunch of these like teenage girls or
maybe college age girls. They all dresses Ronald McDonald and
they like hit up one location.

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
Okay, so they're keeping them alive, somebody knows. And then
another birthday, my parents rented a pony and gave kids
pony rides around the backyard. It was amazing and we
were the only family on the street with a VHS
and like a video.

Speaker 16 (01:11:42):
Wow, you guys, were you a princess?

Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
Not even a little bit. We got to see ourselves
on TV quote unquote and have pony ride.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
Yeah. Do the Jews through the best party? It's true
they did. I mean because I told you I was
like maybe one of two or three kids total in
my entire namehood that it wasn't Jewish. And so I
went to all the big parties that they had. The
bar boy mitzvahs, of course those were at the top.
That's the one I told you, the one that I
went to Jeremy Mann's bar mitzvah everybody got a Nintendo.

(01:12:15):
This is this is the o G Nintendo, like the
Nintendo Entertainment system that had the duck Hunting Gun. And
it came and it came with the Super Mario.

Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
Cartridge Duck Hunt Gun. That's insane.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
And so we also got on the way out there
was a whole table and they probably had two or
three of almost every game that was available at the time,
and you got to select two games. It was just
a good jew party.

Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
That's insane.

Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
I'm telling you, it was awesome. And I was like, man,
why do I got to be like Christian? This sucks.
We get Christmas, we don't get parties like this.

Speaker 11 (01:12:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
This tracks the fact that Okay, Goods was lit.

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
We bust people to a resort.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
See Like, dude, Okay, I had I don't remember any
of my birthdays because I don't have bonies resort, right,
you know.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
I mean we were just a middle class the lower
middle whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
But I know a lot of lower middle class families,
pony Rod, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
We live lived, ranch house.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Local media.

Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
Yeah, okay, that was too far.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
Well, yeah, that was the best one. Then there was
this other one man, where do you guys. Remember Pop
Goes the Weasel. Yeah, the song third Base was the
name of the artist pop Pop Goes the Weasel the Weasel. No, no, no, no,
there was like a dirty song.

Speaker 11 (01:13:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
Anyway, so those guys performed at the bar Mitzvah, which
at the time, that was the song that was big
on the radio over a millionaires. Like what are you no, dude?
That's the thing. We were not kids, but I'm telling
you they were a big.

Speaker 6 (01:13:52):
Group at the time. You don't that's not cheap to
get them to come to your birthday part.

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
Bar and Bob Mitzvah's were lit.

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
Because that's where you spend the money.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Lit it was, and that one they had like a
full on Sunday bar.

Speaker 11 (01:14:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
So they had these old claw tubs, Greg, Yes, at
rich movie.

Speaker 12 (01:14:13):
I'm telling youlaw tubs for ice cream.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Yes, they had to with the big like you'd see
like inside the like the basket Robbins like those big.
So instead of having like in a case, they had
them all sitting there. They made ice cream social that's
Greg Lass. Yeah, and then there was all the fixings
and toppings and everything else. It was crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
Friend of mine had a mashed potato bar.

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
That a mashed potato bar level class. I think I
had a birthday and Chuck E Cheese once, dude, we had.
I had a birthday at this place called ground Round.
What's that? Did you guys ever have a ground round
where you grew up? So? Grown Round always had like
cartoons and like old timey cartoons playing up on this screen,

(01:14:55):
and there was like the peanut shells on the floor
kind of places. That's fun.

Speaker 8 (01:14:59):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
It's like a bar and grill kind of kind of place.
But kids us to go there because there were arcade
games and it had some of those old timy ones too,
like where you just grip it and tells you how
sexy you are.

Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
It's kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
Yeah, I'm talking about Yeah. So I remember I had
a I had wanted a ground Round. I believe the
other one it wasn't. It wasn't Chuck E Cheese. But
the reason this birthday stands out was because it was
the one birthday I remember spending with my dad as
a kid. My dad flew out oh to be there
for my birthday party with my friends.

Speaker 5 (01:15:33):
That's nice.

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
Yeah, And so I remember that one, but I can't
remember if that was the ground Round one or if
it was like another one and it's some other random play,
not Chuck E Cheese, but maybe something similar. But I
can't remember this. But the big big Highway was my
dad was there.

Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
Oh yeah, my neighborhood. We had Malibu Raceway and that
was the best. But I don't think I had any
my birthdays there. But I went to something. Yeah, I
went to a bunch that were like that.

Speaker 17 (01:15:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
Mine were like at a park or whatever. Yeah, so
boring in your cage. Yeah you got maybe get like
one of those little like plastic goodie bags. Oh yeah,
you got it, little plastic crappy goodie bags. I don't
know they call them now Chinese handcuffs. We call them
back yeah, each they're called something out. You can't call

(01:16:16):
them Chinese handcuffs. Yeah. Oh yeah. I worked at Ground
Round Popcorn at every table, that's right, there was a
hell of popcorn, and if you wanted more there was.
You just walked up to the big like uh popper
hopper thing right, just scooped it up. Yeah you just
got you just wouldn't got some more money. Machine.

Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
No, I'm looking this up. But still on all these
sites it says Chinese finger traps.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
Finger traps. Okay, I've heard that they don't call them
finger trap or they don't call them Chinese anymore. I
can't say that.

Speaker 12 (01:16:42):
Okay, Apparently they do still have McDonald's birthday cakes.

Speaker 11 (01:16:46):
You.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
Oh.

Speaker 12 (01:16:46):
I guess they either say happy birthday or have a
picture of Ronald on them.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
That's got to ask ahead, see menace, we should have
got you one of those, all right, eight seven seven
forty four hit us up with the text over to
two to nine eighty seven. We had pony rides. Yeah,
in our lower middle class family.

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
Get very sweet. I love this reputation.

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
Maybe that's lower maybe that's lower middle class jew Yeah yeah,
I'm saying. And then the blue Angels flew over. Yeah yeah.
And here's the thing, like I think, and I don't know,
because these other kids these bar about mysfahs that I
went to the like I know the kid who uh
who had the Nintendo's and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:17:24):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
Like his dad wasn't a lawyer, doctor or anything like that.
He just had like a normal ass job. And we
lived in a very very middle class neighborhood. So they
must have spent everything they saved since this kid was
born until until he had his bar these Yeah, it's
like another wedding, yes, exactly. And the other part was
it was this the same with the with you growing
up that there was always competition among the other especially

(01:17:47):
if they went to the same temple.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
It was all the moms who would go around and
they would brag about their son or daughter's bar, about
mitzvah and what they were doing for theirs, and then
the other one had to up it. I had to
out do each other, so they would probably going to
mad death.

Speaker 6 (01:18:02):
Yeah you're talking about Ken Snias. That's probably the same thing.
It is absolutely the same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Yeah, sn is like it is.

Speaker 6 (01:18:11):
It costs just as much as the wedding, or even
more my wedding, and everybody's trying to one up each other.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
Yeah. Yeah, it's over the time. If you're a kid
and all your friends are in that in that age
where you go to some really cool parties and he's
all the parents are trying to out exactly, and if
you're fis measuring contest.

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
If you're not Jewish, you're in the best spot because
if you don't have to leave the lead the three
hour service, you don't have to write the thing. You know,
do you just show up at the party.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
Oh no, but I had to go to the thing.
I had to go where they're you know, you went to.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
The tour but you but I'm saying you didn't have
to read the Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
It's exactly how goes like that. Yeah, well there's like
a chant.

Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
Yeah there's a lot of it.

Speaker 12 (01:18:49):
Yeah, three hours.

Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
I had to three hours three hour service.

Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
Eight seven seven four. He called what was the best
as a kid, not as an adult. Adults can throw
some pretty cool parties, but when you were a kid,
what was your coolest birthday party? Eight seven seven forty four? Woodie,
you know MENACE's birthday? Yeah, Men's poor Menace. That's why
he's just trying to make up for it.

Speaker 6 (01:19:14):
Yeah, I mean I remember my worst birthday, But what
was the worst birthday? My worst birthday was probably after
high school? The first year out of high school. Because
all my friends went away for college. I stayed local
and then so I had nobody to celebrate, and I
just ate a sushi placed by myself.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
Oh so break and that's why, okay, traumatic thing, remember,
and this is why he doesn't eat by himself.

Speaker 20 (01:19:38):
A restaurants now I figured it out because it's always
I mean, it's depressing, great degree, it's suppressing. That's but
that's the memory of associated with that memory. I've always
thought it was depressing even before that, and.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Yet you did it my brain. Yeah, he still likes
food food though, What was your coolest birthday as a kid?

Speaker 12 (01:19:59):
B Greig's a bit, Jimmy's a bitch, and therefore, until
further notice, they are all banned.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
I hate the way that you walk, the way that
you took, I hate the way did you dress. I
hate the way did you sneak this? If I catch flight,
it's gonna beat them Rid the Woodie Show. Well, you
know with the MENACE's birthday, Yes, we figured uh so
somebody was asking this question, like what was the best
birthday party that you remember having when you were a kid,
and we were just kind of talking about that before

(01:20:28):
the break. I figured I'd opened it up and see
what you guys had. We heard about Gina's very fancy party.
D Greg. When she tells that story, what is your
reaction to that? Do you think that sounds?

Speaker 8 (01:20:39):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
Now she should know how I feel that that does sound? Boogie? Okay,
So the Pony do you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
Know how easy it is to get a rundown pony
in Kansas?

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
I don't. Okay, but here's the thing now, So Greg,
now do you understand and you just alluded to it,
Now do you understand? Like when you say that your
first car was a sixty five Mustang. Yeah, you trying
to downplay it. It sounds hell of fancy. But okay,
But see now I feel like Gina because if it
was if it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Was easy to get a pony where you live, because
they were like a show put common or whatever the
term might be. Like the car that I got was
hand me down from like seven relatives and it barely
It had a hole in the floor, a seat that
was broken, no breaks.

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
I never went to a party had a petting zoo
or pony rides or a ferris wheel. That's these kind
of things.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
The parties that I went to I thought were awesome
because when you're a kid, you're very easily.

Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
I went to a party at a chuck e Cheese,
which I had. It was my first time at a
Chucky Cheese, which as a kid is like awesome. And
my friend John, his dad gave every kid at the
party five dollars to play games.

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
I don't think I had ever held a five dollars bill.
That's pretty cool. I was so excited. Yeah. I mean
other parties that I went to were way better than
any party that I ever had. I remember those, yeah,
And I remember even the most basic ones, like the
pizza place where I grew up, Al John's, because they
had I think four arcade games. But you would just
go there and you get slices and they tasty cakes,

(01:22:11):
and then you and you would play arcade games. We'd
line the quarters up on the little ledge of the
glass and to play the different games. And so I
remember Melissa Horoitz's birthday party was there one year, and
that's the year that I got her Lisa Lowe, not Lisa,
but Lisa Lisa cold Jam because Lost in Emotion was
the big song and we both loved that video on
MTV and I was jealous because I wanted to keep

(01:22:32):
the cassette and that birthday for whatever reason, at that
Al John's, I remember that it was so much fun.

Speaker 6 (01:22:39):
I remember having like good birthdays until I was twenty one.
Twenty Let's go to Jose.

Speaker 4 (01:22:45):
Hey, good morning, Jose, good morning.

Speaker 8 (01:22:49):
You know you know.

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
All right, So, Jose, best birthday party from when you
were a kid.

Speaker 10 (01:22:55):
I had the best birthday party. I was about nine
or ten years old, and my parents had it at
the Aquarium of the Pacific in Long Beach. So we
got to see all the animals and go behind the
scenes and see all the animals, learned a little bit
more about them. We met with the ved so we
got to be like little veterinarians and do a little
surgery on the stuffed animal.

Speaker 4 (01:23:16):
Something I need to do it on real stuff. Yeah,
that's fun. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:23:19):
I got to do those experience a couple of times
with SeaWorld and it's it's really cool.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Yeah, so fake surgery on stuffed animals birthday? Yeah all right,
Oh Jose, thanks for the coming man, appreciate listening to
the show. Let's go to Christina. Hey, good morning, Christina, Hi,
good party. All right, So what was the best birthday
party you went to as a kid.

Speaker 17 (01:23:43):
Well, it was my own birthday party, and it was
me turning I think eleven, and I was in fifth
grade and we moved a lot, so it was always
hard making friends and whatnot.

Speaker 21 (01:23:56):
But I got to have a boy girl slumber party.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
Why God, you did.

Speaker 5 (01:24:02):
Yeah, it was the most popular thing after that.

Speaker 21 (01:24:06):
So we got to stay up till midnight. And our
chaperone was my sixteen year old gay uncle.

Speaker 13 (01:24:15):
Us all to.

Speaker 17 (01:24:18):
Uh he's in the band sees echoing the Bunny.

Speaker 21 (01:24:21):
Man and the Cure because he had just gone records
not the record.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:24:26):
It was the fullest thing ever.

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
So was there like spin the Bottle or stuff like
that going on, Ruth or dare No, No, we.

Speaker 13 (01:24:34):
Just like we're mostly like talking.

Speaker 17 (01:24:36):
We were all just like so shocked, you know that
we were able to be there and to snuggle up
like in our sleeping bags on the floor and the.

Speaker 21 (01:24:44):
Day next to each other.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
Rock. I know, thank you by what would you say?
Seven seven minutes?

Speaker 16 (01:24:57):
Yeah, the boy and girl that get picked. You have
to go in the closet seven minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
Really, even if you were never around it. It's in
a bunch of movies.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Yeah, Wolf, I didn't see that show that we liked
with the kid that uh in Philadelphia, the old that
eighties sitcom?

Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
What was that called gold Over in Everything? Yeah? Yeah,
I don't know why I am years old on that
and in real life. Yeah, I remember spinning the Bottle.
I knew it was a thing I didn't know. I
had the day and blow in heaven? What's sucking? Blow?

Speaker 16 (01:25:27):
You don't know what's sucking?

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
God?

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
Have you been to any boy girl party in car?
I was fifteen. I got sent off to boys school.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
So you did.

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
Yeah, that's why they suspended disbelief. Yeah, got to hear
about a lot of the cool stuff that happened from
you know, say like fourteen on.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Sucking blows where you put a card or a paper
in your lips and you hold it on and then
you give it to somebody else and then you.

Speaker 16 (01:25:51):
Blow it on the other person while they suck it
and you have to keep hitting the ground.

Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
So that's not nearly as cool as it sounded. Let's
go too, It's fun. Let's go to rick. Hey, Good morning, Ricky, Ricky.

Speaker 21 (01:26:02):
Good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:26:02):
How are you.

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
We're doing great? So best birthday party for when you
were a kid?

Speaker 10 (01:26:07):
I was about thirteen years old and uh and San
Antonio sexes.

Speaker 21 (01:26:12):
My mom about ten people off with me and my friends.

Speaker 10 (01:26:18):
It was my thirteenth birthday party.

Speaker 22 (01:26:20):
We went on all the waters and slides and all
the hanging out and everything, and then when we went
to go do the cakes.

Speaker 10 (01:26:26):
My friend ended up picking up a piece and throwing.

Speaker 13 (01:26:28):
It at me, so we ended up having a cake
bite and we all ended up getting kicked out.

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
Oh no, oh man a right to waste. It's a
great story.

Speaker 22 (01:26:39):
It was really fun, and I'm still friend with all
of those people this day and.

Speaker 4 (01:26:44):
Now that party we got kicked out. Yeah, that's pretty good.
All right, Ricky, thanks for the call. I appreciate listening
to water show. Bye bye, Let's go to kay Hey,
good morning, kay Oh, I got morning. We're doing great.
So what was the best birthday party you remember as
a kid.

Speaker 13 (01:27:03):
It was actually my own when I was about eight
or nine. My parents had thrown me at birthday party
at their house in Long Beach, and I had a
surprise from Tommy, the clown that came down the street
really fast in his wet corvette, and all of a sudden,
it was dancers from all ages that just started clown dancing.

(01:27:27):
And my dad had no idea that I could dance,
especially to the capacity of what I was doing, the
type of movement.

Speaker 22 (01:27:38):
Love oh, I was doing more than that.

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
And how were you, I guess I was about.

Speaker 13 (01:27:44):
Eight or nine.

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
Did he return all your gifts? Immediately he didn't.

Speaker 22 (01:27:55):
But you know, I got those looks from then on like,
oh my god, were there looking at him like you
does she know how to do it?

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
Tommy the Clown? Well, you know, dude, you know the
parties in town when it's tom the Clown. Honey, what
are you right? Yeah? All right, Kay, thank you for
the call. Appreciate you listening to the Woody Showy. Thank
you too. Let's get one more call here and say
hi to Olivia. Good morning Olivia, Olivia.

Speaker 21 (01:28:24):
Oh my gosh, I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
I love you.

Speaker 4 (01:28:27):
Guys. All right, So there's like a crazy tradition she's
going to tell us about.

Speaker 21 (01:28:32):
Okay, and so every yeah, every kid basically when they
turn one years old, they make it a big deal.
So a lot of the Crean parents they try to
want up each other because I guess back in the
olden day they a lot of kids didn't make it
when they're their first birthday and stuff. She didn't make
it a big deal. And it's called a toy junkie

(01:28:54):
if I'm saying it right. But basically, they they make
it a massive celebration and a lot of people spent up.

Speaker 5 (01:29:00):
To like ten thousand or even more like what gifts
on the party?

Speaker 21 (01:29:07):
I know the party I've been to one of these.

Speaker 5 (01:29:10):
Did they do the where you pick your profession? You know,
like something that represents you get like the soccer ball
or a devil and the baby crawls to.

Speaker 21 (01:29:18):
Exactly and so basically like it determines their career. So
it could be like the like if they're in sports,
like if they're going to be a singer, like some
people put it out a microphone nice and then they
also put like a statiscope for like a doctor and
like a pen for a scholar.

Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
What if somebody brought then it's basically just a big
ass party for the adult. It's kind of like, yeah,
of course the kids won. The kid doesn't know it,
doesn't even know where they are.

Speaker 21 (01:29:47):
Yeah, the kid doesn't know, but yeah they spent a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
Thank you for the call, appreciate it, thank you, and
let me buy bye. All right, well, thank you everybody.
We've got some of these texts. I'm gonna share with
you and come back from the break best birthday party
you had as a kid eight seven seven forty four
Woodie hit us up of the text over to two
two nine eight seven I think what you're talking about

(01:30:11):
that sensation. I don't think the diaper makes it so
that you want to pee.

Speaker 10 (01:30:15):
I think it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:15):
I think there may be some kind of effect where
you know you've gone and I can feel the warrant
kind of like head him down toward my test. The
Woody Show.

Speaker 11 (01:30:28):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:30:32):
All right, So best party you had when you were
a kid. Here's some of the text messages. Okay, my
mom let me have an eighteenth birthday party. Everybody from
school came, friends and whatever. Stepdad hired a friend as
a bouncer. Nice. The bouncer pulled me into the bathroom
and said he had some blow.

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
For me none, I said no.

Speaker 4 (01:30:51):
He wouldn't let me out for a minute. So I
got scared, told my stepdad what happened, and so the
bouncer got bounced. Oh no, three two three, sixteen birthday.
My buddy took me to a house where the females
were all lined up. Oh weird, yeah, one of those
all right, sixteenth birthday? Yeah, yeah, ninth birthday was dope.

(01:31:14):
It was nineteen ninety nine. It was the height of Pokemon,
and when anyone asked me what I wanted I said
either anything Pokemon or beef jerky, and my wildest dreams
came true. This text came in. My parents let me
have a large sleepover at our Mexican restaurant for my
fifteenth birthday.

Speaker 11 (01:31:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
We had the run of the kitchen and we danced
to the jukebox all night long. My parents ruled that's
were carried. Yeah, so nice. Yeah party. I was the
youngest of six man my brothers and sisters. Eating most
or all of my homemade sheet cake was my party.
I do remember getting a long time wish and a

(01:31:54):
prayer gift when I was ten. It was my first wristwatch,
hot wheels two cars, rod rotated around the face and
the face was the second hand. Very cool. Thirteenth birthday
at Chuck E Cheese says the six two sixth. This
one says all my birthday parties sucked because I was
born close to Thanksgiving and so my party was at Thanksgiving.

(01:32:14):
And oh yeah, it's your birthday too. That's my mom's
birthday is just three days after Christmas. And she said
that always sucked. Ye yeah, So anyway, there you go.
This kid said his dad brought him to Hooters. Oh ky, Yeah,
it's pretty cool, good noise. I'll be than that hour. Hi,

(01:32:43):
welcome back everybody. Hey it is Friday morning. Excellent, It's
October the twenty fifth, twenty twenty four. Today is a
Global Champagnya day. Noise Sea Mass walks out just as
we're starting to talk about stuff. Hey, the MIC's go on.
That's my time to leave. Great. That makes a lot
of sense. As Champagne Day, he's the guy like Champagne.

(01:33:05):
I do enjoy some champagne as well.

Speaker 6 (01:33:08):
I have been to the Champagne region of France and
gone into the caves. It is quite delicious. I do
prefer overwine. And that's Sam you love some girls.

Speaker 16 (01:33:18):
Yes, Champagne is my go to. It's either mud letter champagne.

Speaker 12 (01:33:21):
That is it.

Speaker 16 (01:33:21):
I don't drink anything else.

Speaker 5 (01:33:23):
He means a champagne or the Champagne of beers.

Speaker 4 (01:33:25):
Yeah right. It's World Pasta Day. Oh yeah, And how
can have World pasta Day without National Breadstick Day?

Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:33:31):
And it is also National Greasy Foods Day and Greg
all babe, it's National I Care about You Day, babe.
I've got those birthdays, porn of birthdays coming up here
in just a second, some bad news for Greg Oh
crap your boy. Liam Neeson says he's retiring from action movies.

(01:33:51):
I heard about that. That is bad news. He says, quote,
I'm seventy two and it has to stop at some stage.
You can't fool audiences as far as when though. He
thinks by the end of twenty twenty five, that'll be
it for him. Okay, But in the meantime you can
enjoin him in his latest action flick, it's called Absolution,
which is going to hit theaters next Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:34:10):
He's self aware enough to know when to step down.

Speaker 4 (01:34:12):
Yeah, I mean, I agree with them. There some other
movie news. Nicole Kidman is out there making the rounds
promoting her upcoming movie called Baby Girl, and she says
she got burnout and had to take breaks from filming
because of all the orgasms that she had to fake. Exhausting.
There were times when they were shooting and she was like, quote,
I don't want to orgasm anymore. Don't come near me.

(01:34:34):
I hate doing this and I don't care if I'm
ever touched again in my life, which I'm sure Her husband,
Keith Urban, is very psyched to hear news. Netflix has
announced a new documentary series called Jerry Springer Fights Camera Action,
set to be released on January seventh. It's a two
part program. I'm going to look at exactly how Springer

(01:34:56):
and how the show came together. Netflix says it will
have extraordinary first hand testimony from the producers and former guests,
along with revelations from show insiders. Jerry himself died last
year from pancreatic cancer, so ip Jerry to see that.
There is a lawsuit in the news. Vince McMahon facing

(01:35:18):
yet another lawsuit. This time he's being accused of ignoring
claims of sexual abuse made by former employees known as
ring Boys. Ring Boys. Vince's wife Linda also named in
the lawsuit and allegens that boys like twelve and thirteen
year olds were hired to assist the crew with aaron's
and tasks for these wrestling shows, but they were also

(01:35:39):
allegedly sexually abused by this WWE employee, Melvin Phillips Junior.
And by the way, he died back in twenty twelve,
so he can't answer this. Vince and his wife, they're
being sued for allowing the company to quote groom and
abuse the ring boys. God being a ring boy would
be kind of cool. I mean, other than the sex stuff.
I just thought it'd be cool to be the bat boy.

Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
Oh the game.

Speaker 4 (01:36:02):
Are you one of those guys who gets to get
the foul balls? You sit down there kind along like
the tarp?

Speaker 5 (01:36:08):
Or what about the guys that run out and wipe
up the sweat at basketball courts?

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
That I would not want to dance? Not so much. No,
what about tennis ball boy? No, I wouldn't want to
do that. You got to run too fast. Yeah. Tom
Holland has confirmed that production for the fourth Spider Man
movie will start next summer. You also shared on The
Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon how much funny had while
filming the Last One with Toby maguire and Andrew Garfield,
calling it the highlight of his career. Ill babe, And

(01:36:34):
so to keep it all a secret, I guess they
had to arrive on set in disguises.

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
God.

Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
Yeah, maybe Spider Man. I get excited. Speaking of Jimmy Fallon,
you got a Christmas album coming out of I know
all about it. A holiday album, Sammy. It's called Holiday Seasoning.
It comes out on November one, and it's gonna be
a collection of originals and collaborations. The full track track
list not ally, but I guess there's gonna be a

(01:37:03):
previously release single, Wrap Me Up featuring Meghan Trainer. Almost
Too Early for Christmas featuring Dolly Parton. It was a
Masked Christmas featuring Ariana Grande and Meg the Stallion. Justin Timberlake.
Mass Yeah also teased on a recent appearance that he
and Jimmy recorded a song for the album. It's about
a holiday bromance. It's called You'll be there I know

(01:37:25):
you guys again for Christmas. Oh, I'll be knocking you
down to get my hands on that, Sammy. There's another
holiday movie coming to Netflix. It's called Hot Frosty Okay,
And in it, Lacey Schebert inadvertently brings a hunky snowman
to life. Okay, and in the movie, he just can't
stop getting naked. It drops on November thirteenth. It says here,

(01:37:47):
Hot Frosty follows widow Kathy played by Lacy Shabert, who's
going through a rough stretch until she uses a magical
scarf to bring attractive snowman Jack played by Dustin Milligan
to life. The pair begin to fall for each other,
but have limited time before he starts to melt. And
that's real. How effing stupid you?

Speaker 15 (01:38:10):
Oh, Dustin Milligan is the guys it's great, yes, And
Lacy Sebert who's Grutchen Wieners and mean girls.

Speaker 16 (01:38:17):
Oh, this is gonna be so good. I cannot wait
for this goodness.

Speaker 4 (01:38:20):
I watched the trailer. It's as dumb as it sounds.
I can't believe. And by the way, Lacy Shabert is
a check who has swanned up really. Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:38:29):
Remember the old school party five?

Speaker 4 (01:38:32):
Yeah, well she was the nerdy, dorky kid. She was
like the little she was the little sister.

Speaker 12 (01:38:36):
Yes, the baby.

Speaker 4 (01:38:37):
Yeah, she's kind of hot. Also Sammy New Kids with
the Block singer Joey McIntyre. He is set the star
at a Christmas film for the Roku channel. It's called
Jingle Bell Love. Also feature Heartland star Michelle Morgan. Whoever
the hell that is? The synopsis is the film follows
Jack Cooper as he visits his late wife's hometown for

(01:38:59):
Chris Smith and gets more than he bargained for when
his determined daughter decides to match him up with a
charming local shop owner. Okay, the movie also features a
new original song performed by Joey McIntyre called a Brand
New Christmas. It's jingle Bell Love. It premieres Monday, November

(01:39:20):
eighteenth on the Roku channel. I can't believe you watch
this crap, you know.

Speaker 15 (01:39:25):
What it's They're very nice, calming things to just watch.
I enjoy them very much.

Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
Also, since it's Friday. A fail story when we were
Young Music Festival, which just happened in Vegas, was that
last week of the week before Yeah, oh week. They
messed up on a few things when it came to
the official merch you know, like eight of the band names.

Speaker 13 (01:39:44):
Oh what?

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
The T shirts included mentions of the All American Rejects
and New and Glory, New and Glory, Yeah, doesn't this
go through like fifty people instead of Newfound Glory Sleeping
with Sirens And then they spelled it wrong movements m
O V E V M E N T S movement

(01:40:08):
Armor for sleep misspelled, Daisy grenade misspelled, and at least
one grenade and at least one band had a sense
of humor of the whole thing. New Found Glory created
their own limited edition T shirt with their band logo
and changes say new and Glory. I love it. Yeah,
because it wasn't New Found glory on the show they
said new and Glory. I would I also like to

(01:40:29):
announce that my merch business has gone out of business.
Oh yeah, so you put medicine charge for one stinking
year and this is what happens. Sorry, all right, time
for your birthdays and your corner birthday shows. We're gonna
sit the it's and you know we don't. And of

(01:40:53):
course we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Craig Robinson,
who is Darrell on the Office. He's a fifty three.
Greg has never seen one episode of the Offense, not one,
not one. Frame Chad Smith from the Red Hot Chili Peppers,
who looks like Will Ferrell the drummer. He's sixty three
years old. Today he got Nancy Cartwright, the voice of

(01:41:14):
Bart Simpson. She's sixty seven. Katie Perry is forty years
old today. Siara, she's married to Steelers quarterback Russell Wilson.
She's thirty nine. Pedro Martinez, the Hall of Fame pitcher
for the Boston Red Sox, is fifty three. And Greg
Marion Ross, Oh my god, she's alive. It is oh
missus c oh happy days. She's ninety six years old

(01:41:43):
soon she didn't die before this segment started. Well, Trillio,
your porno birthday today is Emma Hicks, and she's had
more fingers in her than a bowl of Halloween candidate. Yeah.
In eight and forty four fine films, including Sloppy Teamwork,
she was in Emma Hicks is a wet and oily
anal whore. She was in Down the Hatch Volume one,

(01:42:08):
also Don't Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. Oh yeah,
she was in secret hot tub sex with my sister's bff.
Oh that's hot, and who can forget her unforgettable role
in I See, I knew I was gonna mess this
one up in cycles Pedia Clatanica. Alright, in cycles Pedia Platanica,

(01:42:31):
Get up, everybody rules. That's Emma Hicks, who's twenty seven
years old today. That's your portal birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
and that is a Friday morning. Look what's happening around
the world of entertainment in cycled Pedia Clatanica. And then
that anal horror. Yeah, Emma Hicks is a wet and
oily anal horse. Read the words those are my favorites

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Speaker 5 (01:43:46):
I can't wait.

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Speaker 1 (01:44:24):
Yeah, if you double the amount of meat that you
normally eat, somewhere out there, a vegan is actually not
making a difference.

Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
You never thought of it, Sorry, Bort He's not a vegan, no, no,
but he's a vegetarian, right, yeah, sorry Bory. Yeah, I would.
I would think with the people in this room, we
were certainly offsetting him by like five times, for sure,
by five bill Sure. All right, Thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the Woody

(01:44:53):
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