All Episodes

October 27, 2025 • 31 mins
News Headlines, Gina's Grad School, CartNarc & More!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
I consistently set the standard of excellence on everything. I
supported a colleague's growth by sharing feedback and mentoring them,
informally contributing to our value.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Of continuous learning and development.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
You are a hero, and we are.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Good morning, and thank you for being here. Yeah morning,
that's Greg Gory. How you wood We've got Menas, what
ud hic Sea bats here, We've got Sammy Morgan's here.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie. You
can send us a text over to two to nine

(00:39):
eighty seven. Some of the trending news headlines for the
hour coming up here this morning, and this hour with
Gina grad Menas's birthday month is rapidly coming to a close.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Just whatever, Yeah, so this has been the best one ever.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Right, Yeah, it's pretty good. It's got to be up there,
pretty up there. Yeah, gotta be up there. But the
what about you weekend cheers and jeers?

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Well, I went to a beer fest.

Speaker 6 (01:04):
I mean I did a lot of great things, but
all this highlight one, just the one I went to
a beer fest and it was so much fun because
so many Woody Show listeners were there, and then they
were just like stopping me constantly and just stopping and
saying how much they loved the show, how long they've
been listening to the show, and what they love about it.
And again, we always say that we get caught up

(01:27):
in our own lives here and then we just come
to the studio, go home, Come to the studio, go home,
and then so there's not a really like face to
face interaction with listeners. And so it was fun to
do that. And my jeers was I cleaned my house
and it takes too long, like my free time was

(01:49):
taking up and I felt like half the day was
just two rooms because I haven't really been home for
like a month and a half. And then just to
go through all my clothes, it was a long long time.
And I just put like a bunch of donation bags
together to donate clothes again, and I go, I don't
need this much clothes.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
And I just did that a month before.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Greg, he doesn't need this much clothes, don't. Yeah, he
doesn't need that much clothes.

Speaker 7 (02:14):
I don't need that much clothes.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
No, I agree.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
And have you've ever gone to you've seen it? You
see if you you've seen.

Speaker 8 (02:20):
It, and you've seen all the shoes that you already
gave away, and I was to give away more because
there's just too much. Was this one of those things
where you do like I do, only you bake something
and you don't want to watch the pants, so you
throw it away. You didn't want to do laundry, so
you said, I'll just donate.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
No, they were already clean clothes, okay. Yeah, And I
got ah way too much.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, and I.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Need more hangers.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
And I found out like you can get deals on
hangers at Costco.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
You get one hundred hangars for like thirty bucks.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Okay. You can also find a really great deal on
Amazon on hangers. Yeah. Yeah, And I tell you this
because I bought a box of hanger like it comes
at a big giant box. I don't know how many
when they're All I know is that three years later,
I still have hangers. Wow.

Speaker 7 (03:04):
And are they like the Felt?

Speaker 9 (03:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (03:05):
Those are the best ones.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
Because they make more space, like there's more room when
you use them.

Speaker 7 (03:11):
But they're all the time.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
Doesn't the ladies love the Felt because it doesn't make
black plastic hangers? Yeah, because the T shirt. It doesn't
make your T shirt like shoulders plawn.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
The hangers that I refuse to buy have those little
notches like where the shoulders would go. Because I'm not
a chick. I'm not hanging stuff for straps.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
I hate that.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
So I don't need that stuff and I find that
I snaged more things on it, like, so I don't
buy those. These are just like nice smooth black and
they all match horse. They do you mixed.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
In any dry cleaning metal hangers?

Speaker 10 (03:45):
I know you nevers, like you can buy hangers on Amazon,
but if you have the opportunity to go to Costco
and buy more stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
That you don't needn't know I've hangers at Costco. You Yeah,
what section are those?

Speaker 5 (04:01):
They're in the home section.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
It's all home, Like what do you mean? Like yeah,
Like it's like usually the first it's the first couple
of rows right.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
When you walk in.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Like what else is in that aisle? Though?

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Rugs like toilet trees. You've never why you shaking your
head more? You have seen rugs for sale?

Speaker 11 (04:19):
Not in the hangar aisle, No, but it's not the hangar.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
In the same section. It's in the home section.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I've seen like they have like the little like uh, yeah,
they have like those kind of throw rugs or like
the little things you put like in front of like
a door, not a door map, but it's like if
it's indoor, looks like a little carpet.

Speaker 7 (04:37):
The end of the aisle in those giant boxes.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Right yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah, they have like pillow sets that are pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Right now, there's a Costco's popping.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, there's there's this person that we follow on our Instagram,
the show Instagram, and it's like Costco finds or whatever.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Oh not Costco ho. What Oh I've seen her?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, not Costco ho. This chick is pretty pure, but
Cosco is way better. Like my question is like, man,
what Costco are you going to? They have the coolest
stuff my Costco doesn't have. Every time I see something
on there, I'm like, oh, and I'll go there thinking
like I'm gonna go get that thing that she highlighted
or not, and I can't find it there. Maybe they
do have it, you just can't find it.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
No, No, I've asked, yeah, because there's like, you know,
I'm a grown man, but I still want this remote
control car that I saw one of those accounts it
said it was at Costco and I went and looked
for it over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
It wasn't there.

Speaker 7 (05:31):
One of the greatest things I did in Iceland was
go to Costco.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Her name is Laura Lamb and the account is Costco
Hot Fines. Yeah, like she was. She was promoting this.
It's a shark like little mini steamer vacuum thing, but

(05:54):
it's not for the carpet. You're supposed to use it
for like upholstery, like, so for your count because my kids,
I have that one room, like it's an adults only room,
and I tell these kids stay out a little bit,
but for whatever reason, they got this hair up their
ass a few weeks ago, and every time I'd walk by,
they're in there, no adult in side, and my son's
in there eating something, my daughter's in there eating something.

(06:15):
And next thing you know, there are stains on the
arm of the couch. That's the same room where they
broke the table. Right, yes, and lied about it.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
It shouldn't be there.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
You got a pad, ex exactly right. I should put
a lock on that room. But I saw this thing.
I'm like, this might be perfect. Because I tried everything
to get this stupid staining out of the arm of
the couch. And it wasn't coming out. And so I'm
gonna try this shark thing that I saw on the
Costco thing, but they didn't have it when I went
there on Amazon. You're gonna have to replace the couch.
I'll let you know. I'll let you know how it do.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
That's really crazy. They don't expect respect your authoritie. And
in that room, which.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Sounds like watching the games, but here you're not.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Don't you have other televisions?

Speaker 6 (06:55):
Right?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
What's so special about that room?

Speaker 6 (06:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Like literally a slice of greasy it's a not on
a plate, paper towel towel sitting on the paper towels
sitting on the arm of.

Speaker 6 (07:07):
The kids are so Fairal did wait, did your wife
like not care about this room or something?

Speaker 2 (07:14):
No, she likes that room too. I don't know she's
I don't know. I don't know what she was doing.
Do they not understand how food works? No, I don't
get how the kid they're dumb ginigrat weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 12 (07:25):
Yeah, big old cheer to forty five year old friendships.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
I think women had those, right, Yeah, very right. Yeah,
that's what Menace has been saying.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
I am so lucky.

Speaker 12 (07:36):
My two friends from when I moved to Kansas City
when I was two years old. I wanted to have
like a kind of a long fun weekend and San Diego.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
So I went to San Diego with.

Speaker 12 (07:48):
Them and hung out and hiked around clips and hung
out with so many sea lions who are so cute
but also like very scary, and I was so close
to their teeth that I was, I get it, now,
they're scary. Spend an afternoon on a sailboat, listened to
Yacht Rocket just it was a beautiful, beautiful weekend.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
With the sounds very white.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
It was the.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Weekend.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
It was the whitest.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Sail and we were here and then there we were.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
Like cross, oh my god, wine with ice cubes.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
We did on the boat.

Speaker 12 (08:26):
It was awesome, But jeers because we all grew up
together and like there was like a group of moms
that kind of raised all of us, always running in
and out of each other's houses. And my mom's best friend,
who is one of those moms, she was like a
second mom to all three of us. She passed away
and it was sad, and we stopped what we were
doing and we live streamed the funeral, and yeah, That
was kind of tough, but it was nice to actually,

(08:47):
what are the odds that I would be with these two
girls watching this funeral? So I guess that was kind
of cool, but that was that was tough. But yeah,
we did with my dad because it was COVID.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
What do you think we're gonna do with yours? Gray
A trillion years would think that somebody would do that.
This is going to be a pay per view, But
here's the thing, We're going to keep all the money
because that's what would want. Please stick it top.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
It was a very white weekend.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, uh, it's kind of the same like mine. I
went to my cousin's wedding and literally I think every
person from my mom's side of the family was there.
So it was a great opportunity because everybody lives scattered
across the country, cousins, aunts, uncles, the whole, so it
was great to see everybody in one shot.

Speaker 11 (09:36):
Yes, I love that.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Uh you know, I would say, like a jeer could
be dressing up, but no, the pro was really and
I had this kind of moment during the ceremony and
I'm looking around, I see all these people who I
never see, including my uncle who lives in Arizona, who's
been on hospice. Even he made it to New Jersey,
nobody has for this weekend, right, And I was like, man,

(09:57):
gotta go, chance to see him, chance to see all
these the people. But as I'm like looking around, I
see all these members of my family who I never
really get to see. I had one of those like uh,
you know where everything kind of hits you at once,
and I'm like, man, this is what people talk about
when they say your family is the priority. Yea, Like
nothing In that moment, I kind of realized like, yeah,

(10:19):
nothing else. All these things, whether it's you know, work
or other annoyances in your life or you know people
that you know you want to choke the life out
of things that are driving whatever is driving you crazy
at the moment, like none of that really matters. So
I had this like very adult moment, like an e
yeah and that and that was the pro And so
it really not that I wasn't already open and ready

(10:40):
to just have this like great time with my family,
but like it it just made it even better, Like
being armed in that moment with that perspective, I'm like, damn, okay, if.

Speaker 8 (10:50):
You take parents siblings, aunts, uncles, cousins, et cetera. Approximately,
how many people are you talking in your family.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Wedding? No, like in general, I mean if you combined
both sides of the family. Yeah. Yeah, like give or
take fifty fifty six.

Speaker 7 (11:07):
I'm like, Greg, I don't have that many.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah. Well, keep in mind my dad is one of
ten kids. Have a billion cousins? Yeah, and then and
then you know, it's my mom, and then she has
a twin brother, the uncle from Arizona. Do you have
any then another uncle who's the older brother, and then
there's all those cousins. Do you have cousins you've never met?

(11:30):
Because I've heard people say that I've never even met
my cousins. Now there's cousins who I really never see.
And it's because everybody's scattered everywhere.

Speaker 12 (11:37):
My husband has uncles and Nancy's never met there's like
twelve kids in your family.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Wow, and my jeer is not the dressing up part,
even though that sucked.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
You.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Look, can they not make stuff that's at least like,
if it's gonna look good, can it not be also comfortable?
Like same with food, If you're gonna have healthy food,
can he make it? Taste good, Like, why is it
that like healthy stuff is never good? It's just always
like I know who, it's not great, but it's really healthy.
Whoever makes it a little? Here's my gear, my gear

(12:11):
to twofold. It started by I was flipping through and
I saw there was a Big Bang Theory marathon on,
which I love that show. I love Big Bang Theory.
Always fun. It's a crowd pleaser at my mom's house
because she loves that show. My wife, so people that
were there to watch, and uh, it was so I
put that on. I didn't realize that the that the
Big Bang Theory Marathon was on MTV.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
Yes, yeah, it's the first time I've.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Seen a sitcom like that on m t V. Usually
it's the reality show stuff or you know, things like that.
So that was odd, but all right, whatever, it's a
great show. So I'm watching it now. Here's here's here's
the gear. They have Big Bang Theory on Nicked night,
which seemed such like such a weird thing. It's like

(12:55):
I heard a radio station.

Speaker 7 (12:57):
Yeah, too young of a show for that, I love, right.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I heard a radio station over the weekend too, and
they were a classic hit station. They played Pink. I
don't like pink.

Speaker 7 (13:08):
I don't like that, right.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
It's just it's I don't know. I mean, I know
it wasn't like a new song. Obviously, it was a
song fifteen twenty years old whatever it.

Speaker 7 (13:15):
Supposed to be like the Eagles.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah right, yeah, So I don't know what what I
hated about it more, But it was just weird like
Nicked Night. Yeah, Nicked Night should be at least stuff
from you know, different strokes. Yeah, let's do let's do
the eighties.

Speaker 7 (13:29):
Yeah, stuff, family ties blossom.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
I would give you like something.

Speaker 7 (13:32):
Like a sure, you know, something like that nineties.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah, but big Bang Theory on Nicked Night.

Speaker 5 (13:37):
He goes back to last week.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
I was hanging out with my best friend from high
school and we go dude getting old man.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, and I realized that. But stuff, Big Bang Theory
just ended not that long, like within what I think,
what four or five years it was? It was over.

Speaker 11 (13:52):
Yeah, but it happened like a ten season run, didn't it.

Speaker 12 (13:54):
So from when it started, I guess if you're looking
at that two and seven, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
To me, that doesn't qualify as Nicked Knight.

Speaker 11 (14:01):
Yeah, No, not at all.

Speaker 7 (14:03):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
I think it needs to be off the air for
at least ten years. The final episode was twenty nineteen.

Speaker 7 (14:08):
Yeah, okay, that sucks.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, I hate it recent right, it's really weird.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (14:14):
Does nickd Knights speed up their sitcoms? They used to
play Friends and they speed those.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Up, or they cut things out because I think, yeah,
supposed to add more commercials sake, that's annoying, because that's
what you want to do. Greg Gory weekend cheers and jeers.
I have the most random cheer of life. So I'm
at the little condo over the weekend, and at one
point in the morning, I thought somebody dropped a car

(14:38):
on the roof. The whole place shook, the windows rattled. Yeah,
I thought, maybe you know.

Speaker 13 (14:44):
When you're hanging out a home and like a car, Well,
somebody's delivering their Lamborghini on a crane exactly right, Yeah,
And I thought it happens. So then I thought, okay,
you know what, it probably was a nearby complex that exploded.
So all the front doors open, we all go out there.
This is early in the morning. Did you hear that?
One hair heard it? Of course we heard it and
felt it. That was insane. But the reason it's a

(15:06):
cheer is because everything was fine. It was a sonic
boom from a rocket launch. And the reason it's a
cheer is life first never experienced that.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
It was that's cool, crazy, that's awesome.

Speaker 9 (15:20):
Real, loud, loud, and it had a physigrational result, like
the entire place that's cool, it was weird, and so
that was pretty neat.

Speaker 8 (15:31):
Knowing everything was fine and that a nearby place didn't
explode made it a cheer. My jeer and we were
talking about scary movies earlier weapons.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Are you effing kidding me? How dumb the movie? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:44):
How is that?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Number? One movie? So dumb?

Speaker 12 (15:46):
So I have to admit I recommended this to Greg.
The first half of the movie, I thought, is so good.
Look who he is looking at me?

Speaker 7 (15:53):
Like Daggers.

Speaker 12 (15:54):
The first half is so tense and so scary, and
I get that like Gladys is kind to hit her
miss right.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
I really thought that it was like a really tense movie.

Speaker 8 (16:05):
Like I'm gonna kind of give a spoiler if you
haven't seen it, but it's not really a spoiler. Voodoo
Dolls is the essence of the movie. I'm like, really
big spoiler it's not a voodoo but essentially just just
released on streaming because I heard a lot of people
walk uh watching.

Speaker 7 (16:21):
It was just everybody was like, oh, it's so good.

Speaker 12 (16:23):
I was like, I'll check it out. I'm like, you
know what, I get it. But you're right, it's not.
It's not a horror movie. It's like a thriller.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
It's just weird. I've heard a lot of good things
about it too.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Online.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Let down. I saw a she's a DJ at one
of the other stations that we work with, and she
was out with her friends and they were doing like,
you know, spells and potions somewhere what. Yeah, And I
like this person a lot. I did think less of
her though, Yeah, I admit like it just like voodoo
dolls sounds like she would like it's it's and I
think it's more ironic, like you just kind of its

(16:55):
kind of like a silly maybe Halloween thing, and girlfriends.

Speaker 7 (16:58):
Like satanistsn't really so even.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Even in the context of that, like you have free
she's got like a son, and like this is what
you spent your free time doing away from a kid. Yeah, loser.
In school, there was this like group Loser is she's
not a loser. We like her a lot. Jason, it's loser.
It certainly loser. Jason.

Speaker 12 (17:21):
I told you there's this group of high school girls.
They're kind of big gals, sturdy gals, and they were
all really into like witchcraft, and so we called them.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
We called them territory. Isn't that we called them.

Speaker 7 (17:34):
The craft of the k.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Gina, I'm not kidding, Okay, I'm sorry. Hey, what do
you call a big jack lantern?

Speaker 7 (17:48):
What a plumpkin?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Weigh?

Speaker 7 (17:52):
A millennial in instagrams?

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Get a girlfriend?

Speaker 8 (17:59):
Why he had a reptile dysfunctions?

Speaker 3 (18:03):
That's the show.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Ali, Well, we are about to learn how to be
a decent person for those of us who need that
reminder to. Some people need religion just to keep them
on the straight and narrow. Some people need this segment
to remind them, like, you know what, if I don't
do it, that'll be the day that agent Sebastian is

(18:26):
there to shame me into putting my cart back. I
can't tell you how many times people say, well, you know,
I usually do put the cart back, but I'm always
thinking about hyper Vigilant. Do you think he might be here?

Speaker 11 (18:37):
I had a guy for twenty years tell me that
over the weekend. Yeah, He's like, I just don't do it.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yeah, Now I just you know, like you might have
done it, but never really kind of gave it a
second thought, and now you make sure you do it.
Because would you show cartn Arcs Agent Sebastian patrolling the
parking lots across the country trying to get people do
the right thing, the moral thing, and return those cards
to the corral. What you're gonna do, What.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
You're gonna do when they not on you?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Carnarks, Cardnarks. What you're gonna do. What you're gonna do
when they not on you?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Narks is filmed alongside the men and women of card Narks.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
List of discretion is advised. Yeah, and they'll they'll spend
way more time arguing and getting mad, all huffy and puffy,
sometimes pulling weapons or trying to you know, chase him down.

Speaker 11 (19:23):
Talk about fifteen different things other than the cart.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, yeah, but those cart returns are always miles away.
Hold on, they're all over all right, So what he
got here for is Agent Sebastian.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Today's theme is fun with accents rap. This first gentleman,
I bust here.

Speaker 11 (19:38):
I believe he's from Germany's you're about to hear.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
And he starts off with the first, Ay, this is
a grown ass man who his first excuse is well,
i've found it there.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Oh guys, if that makes us where it belongs to that.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Yeah, that will be clearly that's that's the intended place
for it. So I pull out one of the great
cart Narks analogies to see if I can teach this
guy Lesson's.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
That where the car goes?

Speaker 7 (19:58):
Sir.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
If I go into the bathroom and someone has smeared
their bloody tampon all over the seat, can I then
take that bloody tampon and then resemear my bloody tampon
because I found a bloody tampon there?

Speaker 8 (20:10):
Am I not?

Speaker 5 (20:10):
I'm getting recorded?

Speaker 6 (20:11):
Well?

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, we recorded? Okay, all right, I don't want to.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
So the analogy may have worked because he then moved
on to his second thing. As he sees the body cam,
he's like, oh, I don't want to be recorded, So
you know, there again, we're not talking about the cart.
We're not talking about this point. He's going on into
the trail of other stuff is going after, so he
doesn't want to be recorded, so he shuts up and
says nothing. So he says, you know what, I apologize, Yeah, yeah,
I even make him a deal about being recorded.

Speaker 11 (20:34):
Right here, I'll give you a deal.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
I'll blur your face out of take a card back.
No no, no, I.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Want to get my redeo deleted for me. I don't
want to get recorded.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
You're not a cop. First off, we're in public.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Record.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
We're in public I don't want to get recorded.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Well, so you can say that all you want, but
it's not the law. Now here's the thing that record
it is. Actually, I can.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
We're in public.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
I can record anything I want.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Who says that the US Constanute He doesn't made.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
The situation better.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (21:05):
In fact, if that a menas I offered him an out.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
I said, hey, I'll hide your identity if you say
I am sorry, or even you could even ask me
to take the car back for you. If you're in
a nice manner, I'll do it. But you know, Doubles
triples down on it. He doesn't know the law about recording.
By the way, he's driving a car that has multiple
cameras on it.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
He loves to whatever. It doesn't work in his favor.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
He doesn't like it so much, so now he didn't.
I'm doing the whole magnet thing. I have these magnets
to say I don't return my shopping cart like a jerk,
and I'm applying it to his vehicle in order to
coerce him into doing the right thing. And now he's
going to focus on that.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
That's my god, get that out over my card, that's
someone else's. That's my god, sir. Why are you yelling
at me?

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Why don't you because you dare to leave your car out?
That's why, sir, that's my gun again, sir, Oh my.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
God, God, Yes, they do things differently in now.

Speaker 11 (22:01):
I thought the Germans were so orderly.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
And in fact, I get messages all the time people
in Germany saying like this would never happen. It's just
not It's unthinkable to not put a pick up after yourself.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Maybe he's been gone too long.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
So I again, he's getting very angry over a bunch
of different things, the magnet, the camera.

Speaker 11 (22:17):
So I kind of asked him, just, you know, why,
why so serious?

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Bro? You know what I mean? Why are you making
such a potty mouse? Sir?

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Why did you touch my god?

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Because you left your car. Why don't you want to have.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
A conversation, sir, don't do Dutch? My god again, sir,
I will never touch your car again. If you take
your car back, it belongs I, don't do it.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Don't touch my car, sir.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
If you know you're being recorded, why are acting like
such a jerk? Question?

Speaker 2 (22:43):
So angry? So now this guy. Are Germans known for
being aggressive like that?

Speaker 11 (22:48):
Yeah, historically a couple of times.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
So I posted this and a bunch of people hit
They said, oh my god, this sounds exactly like a
very famous internet person that I did not know about.
There's a uh, there's a guy who deals with scammers online.
I love these YouTubers where they just take they waste
scammers time, Like someone will call them offering you know
I need to you know, get bitcoined or some gift cards,
and they'll just put them in an endless loop of stuff.

(23:11):
This guy's name is Kit Bogan, and apparently he found
a relative of this of my German friends. No way,
and this is apparently a classic internet video where he's
he's got these gift cards that he's and he's like
telling the scammer. Okay, So now did I just redeem
the gift cards. No, because the scammer wants to redeemed
the gift cards. He's like, Okay, I'm redeeming the gift
cards and that just pisses off the scammer.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Here's that clip.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yes, I'm.

Speaker 9 (23:38):
The cards.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
No because you want the cat.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
No, sounds like.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
I know that.

Speaker 11 (23:59):
Like again, you want to see some great time messing
with Skimmer's video.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, geez all right, will do you show cart narks?
Who's next?

Speaker 11 (24:06):
More fun with accents.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
This is a lady who she took her cart and
she put it just right smack deb in the middle
of the handicap park and spot up up front, and
she's very close to the front of.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
The store or the cart return.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
She could have done that, but instead she said, hey,
next person who pulls in this spot, you don't get
to park here like you want to. So I approach
her same sort of thing with my magnet and such
and try to persuade her to do the right thing. Yeah, man, yeah,
my car man, let me explain why no, no, no,
just get it on my car. Just take your card
back so it's not blocking the handicap spot, and then
I will happily do that for you me?

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Are you kidding me? You left your cart blocking the
handicaps spot?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 7 (24:44):
Again?

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Are you no?

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Go?

Speaker 11 (24:47):
As you heard the other clip.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
The worst thing about this is people can't focus on
the subject at hand.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
Right it's it's no, you can't tell me.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
What to do, And then they'll repeat what they said
with I'm talking about this card?

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 11 (24:59):
And then thet's that.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Again and again again, scream at me again and again
and again and wish who cares about cussing? But I
actively don't cuss because I don't want to be these jerks.
It really is a sign of low intelligence. I don't
care what any stupid study says. It really it's a
dumb person. Move Now she notices, like, like our first guy,
that someone else left a cart over there. Why didn't

(25:20):
you get that person who was when the cart was
already there before.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
You showed up?

Speaker 2 (25:23):
But what about?

Speaker 3 (25:23):
But what about again?

Speaker 11 (25:24):
What about is let's see if that works for her?

Speaker 7 (25:26):
The person I lived at there?

Speaker 3 (25:27):
You're going to take them to it.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Wish I had a time or she stopped lazybones like you,
but I don't. Unfortunately, for the for the let me
tell you something. Please please, I'm begging you leave me
alone handicap people alone by not leaving your cart in
their wayment, if you harass handicapped people one more time
with your more time, you can't say.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
That she doesn't respect the loss of Jinks. You heard
that one.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
He's a wild person. Yeah, if you could roll it
back about ten seconds there.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, I loved it.

Speaker 11 (26:05):
I knew where she was going.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
I'm begging leave me, leave handicap people alone by not
leaving your cars in their way. If you arrest me
one moment, if you harass handicapped people one more time
with your.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
More time, Jake set if you can't.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Say, I jinks the rules Sorry, garyl the rules of
Jenson Cartner shows up to taking your car back, and
you can guess what you're gonna say.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
You gets all right?

Speaker 4 (26:33):
So same thing where she doesn't understand the rules of Jakes,
she has understand you didn't understand like the laws of Like,
I'm not harassing, I'm not I'm not violating, I'm not
committing violence against you. She then goes into me touching
her car, and now that's a problem.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Right here, the button was off sorry, here we go, cake.

Speaker 12 (26:54):
Here?

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Why are you touching my problem?

Speaker 3 (26:56):
I told you why fifteen times? Yeah, you touching my car?
Because otherwise you don't know why what you touching? I'm
trying to that. Can I speak one sentence making up? Why?

Speaker 4 (27:05):
What?

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Can I say one sentence? Can I say one sentence
about you interrupting?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Why?

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Wife? Why are you approaching me in an aggressive manner? Why?
I'm trying to tell you?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
What?

Speaker 3 (27:14):
What?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 4 (27:17):
Ma'am using foul language only shows what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 7 (27:24):
Are you hear from you?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Those things that sounds? People say? It sounds weird? Are
you joking me? Are you joking.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Me?

Speaker 2 (27:31):
It just sounds as odd as I've seen it. Are
you joking me? Are you joking? Or are you kidding me?
Joking around? You're trying to say, I'm yeah, Wow, she
went into that store not knowing this was about to happen.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
I love that you.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Really come out?

Speaker 11 (27:45):
Why did you touch my cart?

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Well?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
I'm telling why did you.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Touch I can't three words?

Speaker 11 (27:49):
I tell you?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Oh, I would hate to be her kid? What do
you show cart? Narcs?

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Well, finally we have a fun with accent thing here.
I was, well, I was a bear for the full
some street fair in the San Francisco area. I said,
you know what, I got some free time. Let's go
over across the bay to Hayward, California.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
The Stack.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, the Stack apparently.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
And I walking around and I'm walking around the cart
parking lot saying how to the employees, everything's great? And
I noticed a guy walking out of this store, pretty
big guy. He's wearing a Dennis Rodman Bulls jersey. And
I said, wait a minute, I think I know that guy.
I think that's MENACE's friend.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Half bait.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yeah, we had the show for Crossfire.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
I didn't plan this. Jesus here pretty much.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
He didn't have a cart with him, but I decided
least have a free conversation. Half fait.

Speaker 11 (28:47):
No disconnect, there's no call for that kind of language. Luddy,
vulgar and abusive language. That's an automatic disconnect.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
You've got a dirty corsh mouth.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
See, Daisy, I thought, you know, I did believe that,
but I just did. You Well, you know what sometimes
say sometimes, Greg, Sometimes when you believe something, you don't
save the.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
File on that. So don't have to worry about the
rest of it.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
I think, so for folks who don't know, that was
a yeah, okay, it's knowing to do.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
I believe that's.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Trust me.

Speaker 11 (29:20):
I know what the effort sounds like.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, okay, he doesn't know what save looks like.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
You know.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Sometimes I'm working on a MAX. He comes on a PC.
Is a controller.

Speaker 7 (29:30):
That should be the last one generator?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (29:32):
So that after that?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, hold on one second here, Uh.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Very rarely, like once or twice a year.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
It's just I've never seen a what's a car?

Speaker 3 (29:43):
So okay.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
So like let's say someone leave their cart instead of
in the cart return here, just like in the middle
of the aisle.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
We'll say, hey, you know that.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
You know people need to get through here, mothers with
the strollers and you know.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Other people target people in trouble. I'll give them magnet
if they try to fight me on it. W Yeah, okay, good.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
I mean I thought he'd be part of the show
and kind of know what's right.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
That's all right.

Speaker 11 (30:06):
Yeah, he's got bigger things to do, which is what
I was chatting with him.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
About here school Tennessee.

Speaker 9 (30:12):
Yeah, did you go to ULL's department store?

Speaker 3 (30:17):
I used to work for that.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Hills apartment store, dock By retail store, but the grocery
store they.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Had two that stores shut down.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Yeah, they closed it a long time. I got the
publics now where I used to work. Well, good to
see you.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Half Baked stars an.

Speaker 11 (30:37):
Act folks who don't know half baked.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
He found a Hills food cart right, yeah, which is
an old apartment store for that's been closed for twenty
five years. Yeah, I SI love Hills, but I was ay.
I worked at an HG Hills, which was their grocery
store spin off.

Speaker 6 (30:50):
Yeah, like I told you, if you hang out with him,
he gets stuck on subjects. Forty years decades. We are
out of the Michael Jackson era. You guys missed that
one would like that about Michael Jackson. Every day is
all about you, Nick.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
I think Nick is finally trailing off.

Speaker 9 (31:09):
Yeah, and now Kills, Yeah, Hills, the Hills exclusive.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
There's a what do you show cards? Sper today?

Speaker 5 (31:20):
What you're gonna do, What you're gonna do cards, What
you're gonna do, what you're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
When you know what I mean? Don't dutch Mike, Why
are you making such a putty mount?

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Sir?

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Why did you touch my up because you let your.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Why don't you want to have.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
A conversation, sir. Don't do Dutch White God again, Sir.
I will never touch your car again. If you take
your card back, card belongs.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
I don't do it.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Don't touch my guard, sir. If you know you're being recorded,
why are actually like such a jerk?

Speaker 2 (31:50):
The wood you show will be right, right, right,

The Woody Show News

Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.

Crime Junkie

Crime Junkie

Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by Audiochuck Media Company.

The Brothers Ortiz

The Brothers Ortiz

The Brothers Ortiz is the story of two brothers–both successful, but in very different ways. Gabe Ortiz becomes a third-highest ranking officer in all of Texas while his younger brother Larry climbs the ranks in Puro Tango Blast, a notorious Texas Prison gang. Gabe doesn’t know all the details of his brother’s nefarious dealings, and he’s made a point not to ask, to protect their relationship. But when Larry is murdered during a home invasion in a rented beach house, Gabe has no choice but to look into what happened that night. To solve Larry’s murder, Gabe, and the whole Ortiz family, must ask each other tough questions.

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.