The Woody Show October 29th 2024 Podcast

News Headlines, The Crossroads, Redneck News & More!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion,
is it lies the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
is Tuesday. It's October the twenty ninth, twenty twenty four. Hello, welcome,
We are the Woody Show. That's Greg Gory Menace is here.

(01:00):
Good morning, survived his birthday? Yeah, yeah, Baron, just all
that partying so much, all those trades.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, why you have a birthday month so you can
ease into it. Yeah, of course.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Ei.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
There's Gena, Gregororn and Ja. We've got Sea Bass, There's
Sammy bort is here, Caroline's here. Morgan our associate producer
on the job this morning, as is von our video producer.
Phones are opening at eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can hit us up with the text over to
two two nine eight seven. Looking at the schedule for today,

(01:32):
definitely gonna get to the Woody Show crossroads. Oh boy.
Like I mentioned before, it's the only way we ever
lose weight around here by cutting the dead weight people
who are just complaining about silly things. You cannot please
these people. These are people who cannot be rehabilitated in
their thoughts or they're feeling towards the Woodies show. So
it's just healthier if we go our separate ways. Also,
we got the Redneck News coming up for you this morning,

(01:54):
trending news headlines and more. Phones. They're opening eight seven
seven forty four Wooding. You can hit us up with
a text over to nine eight seven. And since it
was MENACE's birthday yesterday, I have a follow up here
something I meant to bring up yesterday. So KFC they
teamed up with the sleep company Hatch. It's a new

(02:17):
white noise sound of chicken being fried, and so they
posted a twenty minute clip on Spotify. So next time, Menace,
you're having a hard time following asleep, Yes.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
I can listen to the beautiful sounds now deep.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, there were a lot of people that think that
the white noise, like the like the sound machines that
you can get the rain sound on those things, is
really just the sound of chicken being fried. So KFC
ran with it. But as I was listening to it,
I thought, you know what it kind of does. It
does sound very similar. Here's a little clip of it.

(02:58):
So that's the rain word this. This is the chicken one,
the chicken being friedday kfc.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Wow, this is that's too tiny? Yeah, exactly, rain on
a tin roof something like that.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Uh so you could check it out on the hatch
for sleep Spotify page. There's you know, like I said,
twenty minutes. Oh yeah, yeah, but uh, every once in
a while those uh those things are good. I like
the crickets one.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
But can you sleep through it?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I just need fan noise.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Fan Oh yeah, fans and fans go real fan all right, menace.
How about some news about instant noodles? Oh all right,
so most everyone's dug into a cup of instant noodles
at some point. This guy in.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Japan, there's your mention in Japan, Japan.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
He has taken the food to this entirely different level
called Japan's instant romen King. He has eaten the food
at least once a day for the last thirty years.
Okay back starting with and he was in school at college.
He's not just doing it for fun. The former illustrator
with a degree in engineering is now a professional cup

(04:08):
noodle critic. What what Yeah, that's what he does. He's
a cup noodle critic. He regularly appears on Japanese television,
and he won TV Tokyo's Instant Noodle Championship back in
nineteen ninety five. This guy is living the dream.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Got to be so bloated.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
How many jobs could you? I mean, how many gigs
can you have with that?

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Like?

Speaker 5 (04:30):
How many flavors are there that?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I mean at least, I mean there's a ton of flavors.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Well, I'm sure he's been rams all the time. Yeah,
I'm sure he's been to Yokohama, Japan and went to
the cup Noodle Museum, like right, and you would see
they're greag. There is hundreds hundreds Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
And remember we tried like the s'mores one. There's so
many different random ones.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, that one wasn't good awful although man like and
I used to eat ramen all the time, I still
would like that. I mean, how can you not love it?
It's one of those things though it's it's well, see
I don't use the entire package. You don't know, I
use half of it. I find I find like half
it's just enough. Yeah, because like all of it. The
whole thing I think is too much, that it's too salty,

(05:11):
really yeah, let's I'll use half of it, use more water.
And that's the thing. I only use the water to
boil the noodles, and then I leave a little bit
of water in the bottom, put a half of a
packet in there, strow that all together and kind of
toss the noodles with that, that a little bit of
water with the season in there together. And then I
just basically dumped the strained noodles into a bowl and

(05:32):
I eat it that way.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
My husband does.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I don't even do it with the broth.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, you don't make a soup out of it.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
No, No, I.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Had peas too.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh yeah, see Greg has always got to judg it up.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Yeah, throw some peas in there.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I guess the Trader Joe's fan, you know, they have
a few three or four of the they're not ins
they're not dried noodles, but they're like they're packeted noodle
I have not had. There's like a peanut and a chili,
crispy chili.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Today.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
So it's fair version of the rawmen.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Well, but it's the noodles are fresh, not dried.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Uh in this bag right in a little bag.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
As you see you.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
And then there's sauces and you can then and it's
not it's not nearly a salty like gen.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
No, what are you talking, It's more savory.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
And is it the squiggly eat knife cut style news.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, the thick ones getting these today.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I remember that because my son got a big Ramen
kick and it's just the cheap stuff, the stuff that
not even in the styrofoam cup stuff. It's the stuff
that's just like the package. Yeah right, exactly. Yeah. So
he was he was big into that. And then there
was a new place that opened up by the house
that said, you know whatever, and Ramen House, and so
he went there. He wanted to order the Ramen and
he was so disappointed, like legit Ramen. It was like

(06:38):
for real Ramen did not like that. Something else here
for men s. A science filmmaker. His name is Simon Holland.
He claims the telescopes on Earth have discovered evidence of
intelligent alien life and that an announcement may come within
the next month. He has worked on projects with the BBC, NAT, GEO,
and NASA, but he says that there are two groups

(07:01):
of stronomers that are competing to publish the first confirmed
evidence of a possible extraterrestrial civilization, so.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
It's not confirmed because he used the word possible.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
He claims that he got the info from one of
his contacts within any scientific research program, it's funded by
Mark Zuckerberg. It's aimed at finding evidence of civilizations beyond Earth.
And apparently they found evidence of non human technological structure
a few years ago using a telescope from Australia Telescope.

(07:41):
And so could this get any better for menace an
Australian telescope Mark Zuckerberg Aliens.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Ribs, So I'm blown away about those with those telescopes
that people could just buy for their house. Because there's
this one guy that follow online on Instagram and he
like us, like reports the news, but he's also obsessed
with telescopes. So once in a while his content feed
will be like some crazy photos that he took with

(08:10):
his telescope and it'll be like so freaking far away,
it's insane how how much distance it can go. And
again this is something that's at his house. I can
just imagine what like Mark Zuckerberg has access to.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
My parents have this neighbor who was way into stargazing stuff,
and he had like a little what looked like like
a yard shed, but they had it outfitted with a
roof that would slide. That slide off to the side
and he could use like the telescope that was in there,
but he can control it from his house. So he
was out in the backyard. But he was able to
remote control the telescope that he had in the shed

(08:45):
in the backyard.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Oh that's nice, I tell you. Sometimes I like to
smoke weed in my backyard at night. Yeah, And I
had those maps on the stars.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
You point the phone to the Skygreg and it tells
you what everything is.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Which, and I'll give you a description and I'll stand
there for an hour. What do you got the sky?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
In fact, I think that's what Sammy's friend was using
as he was laying on his back under the stars.
She was on top.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
No, just see you.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Just move your head out of the way because you're blocking.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
The Ryan's belt. He got mixed up. I think he
was on you porn because he was not hooking up.
I'm really looking at the store. What are you doing
on the field? Stars? All right?

Speaker 1 (09:32):
You got to see a bunch of stars.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
We did the Milky Way.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
It was about Yeah, that's pretty cool. But why are
you leaving out your telescope story? What do you have
a telescope or did have one?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
I got rid of it. It's the only thing I
really ever won. I was at a company Christmas party.
They gave out those little raffle tickets and I got
pulled for a telescope.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
That's cool? Is it awesome for an eight year old boy?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah? Yeah, I brought I brought it home. It's at
like in like a storage area of the house, and
then until I just got rid of it and gave
away the story.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
You think that was kind of cool and I don't
want to mess with it.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
I think it's it'd be cool to go somewhere and
use like one of those big, huge, high power telescope things.
That'd be cool.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
That's a nerdy thing that it does seem you like, Yeah,
being too.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
If I can go and fly among the stars, that'd
be cool, like getting the rocket go up there and
see it close that way.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
I highly recommend the least smoking weed in your backyard
and you can.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Try it out. It ripped all right? Eight seven seven?
Did you find my star?

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Seven?

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Well?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, because Greg was gifted a star by the Star,
like somebody did those commercials. You know it's like, oh,
name a star, yeah from the Star Registry. Yeah, who
here other than me? After that? I know, thank you.
And Greg was like legitimately touched by it. So story
to give me the corns. I will eight seven seven
forty four Wooding hit us up with the text over

(10:55):
to two to nine eight seven, will be right back.
Don't go anywhere. The Woody Show will be right back.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
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Speaker 1 (11:19):
You made it and just in time. The Woody Show
is back. It's an on the New Hour intensitivity training
for a politically correct world. On this Tuesday morning, It's
October the twenty ninth, Noise twenty twenty four. Good morning
to you, I'm Woody. That's great gory, Good morning, Woody,
Good morning to you. Menace. What is that Woody. We've

(11:39):
got Gina grand Marny. Here's Sammy Morney. Seed Bass is here.
Good morning, Steve Bass. I see mass Yeah, I'm you'll
give me a chance to settle in. You know, he's
that guy who just as the door is closing before they,

(12:00):
uh I tell you no more passengers were pushing the
plane back from the gate, he just kind of scoots in. Yeah,
he's the passenger that they're paging and throughout the airport.
Mister Dashko, it's Davids. Please report to gate fifty three.
Your flight is ready to depart.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
As if they could pronounce my last name, Yeah, that's
about it.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
My last name is four letters, and it gets butchered
all the time.

Speaker 8 (12:23):
Same four letters, great, grab, grab fire, vice fife.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Well yeah, and that's just a you know, a pronunciation
thing based on he speak Spanish, so I understand the
eyes the fe.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
That happened to be twice when I was the very
very last person on board, because I was at the
bar and track of time and the people were glaring at.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Oh yeah you have to do I want to lead,
we want to go to Cabo.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Was pre celebrated great speaking, which I was just reading
about this this morning, get your dream A sixteen hour
flight history making direct flight American Airlines from Dallas to
Australia Hi to Brisbane Airport eight three hundred non stop miles,
the longest flight by distance in Americans global network.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
I'd say, aren't there longer flights than that?

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Right?

Speaker 1 (13:20):
The plane was staffed for the crew of three pilots,
a relief captain and eleven flight attendants.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Also this is good news for people who travel. The
Department of Transportations do refund rule for air travelers now
fully in effect. So here's how it works now, and
this is great. I wonder how much fighting will still
have to do even though these are the rules. If
your flight is canceled, the airline must provide the refunds
automatically without you even having to request it. Okay, so

(13:52):
the airlines are also required to complete the refund within
seven days for your credit card purchase, twenty days for
other forms of payment. The refunds must be made to
the original form of payment. They can't be covered by
airline bouchers or credits if the tickets weren't paid for
that way, and the refunds must cover the full unused

(14:15):
value of the ticket when it comes to delays. Delayed
flights become refund eligible after three hours for domestic or
six hours for an international flight. The policy also covers
significantly change flights, which means departures or arrivals from a
different airport like oh, we're gonna fly into this place now, Nope,

(14:36):
you get a refund.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Increases in the number of connections, like you had a
NonStop and now you got to stop somewhere, change planes,
all that stuff. Instances where passengers were downgraded to a
lower class of service. So that's the worst you booked
first class or your flight your flight gets canceled or
later whether they put you on a different flight and
now you're like by the bathrooms in the back, and

(14:59):
they don't until now they hadn't compensated you. It's like, no,
we put you on another fight. You paid for a
first class ticket. Now you're you know they've.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Been skating for decades.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Yeah, it's finally to where it should have.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
I love all these changes also were just like fees.
You know, everything is up front now when you go
to check it out.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
And I've noticed like a couple of the other airlines,
I want to say maybe it was America and they've
gotten rid of the change fee.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Really, yeah, I haven't had one of those forever.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Connections at different airports. So all the refund guidelines for
cancelations also apply for the delayed flight. So again, you
don't have to ask for the refund, it just automatically
gets done to your original form of payment. And are
these vouchers or credits or you know, crap like that.
So that's good. This is great, Yeah, because people are
not in the habit of even looking for it. So

(15:48):
I wonder, like how many times you have to call like, hey,
should I have been given a refund? But I'm sorry
it was caught up in our system was automatic, but
I'm sure it'll require follow up well, and you.

Speaker 8 (15:58):
Don't have to ask for it automatic, right, And also
isn't this going to hold them more accountable? Like, look, guys,
we don't want to be delayed, we don't want to
refund all these people, so like let's get the plane
on time.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Sure, So every it's a win win and that delay thing,
because I know this was a thing years ago. I'm
not sure if they had closed this loophole before, but
I was told by a friend of mine who works
for the for the airline industry, and that was always
the trick. They get you on the plane, they let
you leave the gate because that counted as a departure.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeah, I've had that. Sit yeah, somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
They put the park you somewhere on the opposite side
of the airport, and there you would sit for an
hour and a half on the plane, but you weren't
at the gate. So therefore if you looked it up
on the oh yeah, I you looked up on the departed.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
That's happened to me this year. What are we doing
behind this home depot?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yep? Yeah, Oh guys, well we're gonna park it. Remember
I shut down the engines. We're just waiting for air
traffic control and give us some clarets minutes. We should
have an update for you sometime next twenty five thirty
minute and then we'll get back to your susan. We
know something thing American Airline. The worst is I.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Never get excited ever anymore, Like, oh, we're gonna land
fifteen twenty minutes early, and then you land and they go, well,
somebody's out the gate and we're gonna sit here. Yeah,
never has ever has it been like we're landing fifteen
minutes early and they pull.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Up to the cause on the front end, they're not
like they don't have just open gates there. They're scheduled
super tight for a reason. Yeah, okay, could the airport here.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Here's what I'm thinking. This would be good for everybody,
for all the airlines. Like when those things happen where
there's a plane that for whatever, he's got a mechanical
thing going on or whatever, like, uh, you know, they
haven't left the gate yet, we're waiting for them to
leave the gate, so we can pull in. Can you
have like a little like area maybe it's like four
or five gates that aren't being occupied, like a bonus
gate or like overflow gates exactly. Or you can just

(17:50):
let us off over here and then you can move
the plane, tow it back to wherever once oude of
the plane leaves and you can meet it over there. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Yeah, yeah, airports are kind of big.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, because you almost see plenty of open gates that
nobody's using. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
Or they can invent this thing called stairs and they
can roll them up to the door.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, have like another doesn't have to be a fit
on jet bridge could just be an area. Hey, you
park is there for nothing, just to wait till clearance happens.
Little outdoor cocktail bars. Yeah yeah, put up a nice
little pop up tent. Yeah, trucks stairways on the airstairs
over there.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
You can fulfill your dream. Just give us the slide.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
I'll take the slide. But a realistic option would be
the stairs. They use some airports. Yeah, them up and
then just you know, have people deep playing there. You
can even put me on a bus that takes me
to the main terminal. I'll do that rather than sit here. Oh,
good news, we landed twenty minutes early, but our gate
is occupied.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
Even the ancient Egyptians had these thing called stairs, right, Yeah,
it wouldn't be hard.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah. Uh is this for all or just specific AirLand?
This is all this from the Department of Transportation, So
this applies to all commercial airlines. Awesome, yeah, three two three,
Please everyone say this is great for the fiftieth time.
See that's a nice little segue into the crossroads silly
stuff that people complain about.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
I think that what they're saying is don't just say yes,
say yes and okay, like the stairs and the cocktail bar, or.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Was it I did have? There was an after hour's
voicemail somebody, this woman was complaining about something.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Here we go, calling about a segment I heard about
Manternity Leaves. I wanted to say that every one of
you sounded extremely stupid. I love your show, but you
sounded so so stupid. Paternity Leaves is not about the father.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Taking a break.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
It's about taking care of the mom, because childbirth is
like favor surgery, all right, except that you have to
take care of the baby and the house. You still
has to eat, right, So the dad takes care of
the mom, and in all likelihood you probably stayed up
for you know, all night with her flavor. So y'all
just sounded stupid. I love you, but you sounded so stupid.
Thanks so much for all the good times in the car.

(19:58):
It really makes the time passed by.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Alright, bye bye. That's that's that's a that's a nice
piece of feedback. That's good.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
I mean, I get her, man's a pussy. It is along, right, Greg?
How many times your dad take my maternity league?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (20:15):
I should ask him that if he even took an
hour off and wait, probably not.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
My problem is not with the good old fashion you
took a week after your baby was born. I'm talking
about this pussy that we work with here. It was
gone for two and a half months, going on three
months the quarter of the year. Like, what did she
have open heart surgery while she had that baby? Going
with this argument?

Speaker 6 (20:39):
Twelve weeks? Twelve weeks is what decided you get?

Speaker 3 (20:42):
So he's taking it, yeah, exact again, we don't.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
We don't blame him for taking society for pussifying, Thank you, mess.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I haven't said that in a while, bro, I'm digging
your vibe.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
We figured out how to do this for literally centuries.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yea millennia. I mean, if you want to do it, fine,
just know that we're calling you pussy, that's all. Hey, Look,
it'd be lovely if everyone was retired and they could
just do whatever they wanted. But that's not real money
that would help because before like, just because you can
doesn't mean that you should, you know, right.

Speaker 8 (21:13):
Yeah, as Chris Rock always said, just because you can
do it doesn't mean it's meant to be done.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Exactly. We do have a round of the crossroads. Oh no,
these people not nice. I think they're just done. Okay,
they've submitted their notice, okay, okay, and they're done with
the show, so we'll see what they're saying.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Oh yeah, that's the spot right there. The show.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
You know, we're constantly giving out the phone number and
the text and email, social media, all these different ways
that you could be a part of the show or
let you know, let us know what you think. And
then there's also our favorite where people get upset about
something and then they go to the radio station website
and there's that contact contact us like and everything that

(21:57):
is going to management. It goes to everybody on the
program side, because a lot of times it's just hey,
asking a question about a contest or sometimes even requesting
a song or whatever, and we get those too, and
that's where people go to complain. And look, we've said
a number of times this show is only done for
the people who really like the show, people who are
just kind of and there's a lot of that hate Listen.
You know, people hate watch hate Listen. It's been happening

(22:20):
for you know, since the beginning of time. Yeah, you know,
people hang out with other people who trigger them. They
enjoy that stimulation. I'm not sure what it is, but
at a certain point, it becomes on an unhealthy relationship
and we have to cut some dead weight around here,
and that's where we have the Woodie Show crossroads. Yeah,

(22:53):
because it's just not productive, you know what I mean,
it's probably better for your mental health and we don't
have to deal with you and you know, you're just
yelling at a wall at that point. This was one
of those station feedback ones. This is from a woman
named joe Ann subject ageist content ooh and then also
when the ones it gets in to the radio station,

(23:15):
would you like a reply reply request? In this case,
yes for me. She says. I was listening to The
Woodies Show and heard their take on the Golden Bachelorett
And can I just say, what a gross and demoralizing segment. Yeah,
it's honestly not even funny. But the more I listened,
the more I realized the problem wasn't how unfunny the
segment was. The actual problem is the fact that your

(23:36):
entire crew is exploiting older women who are simply just
trying to support themselves and their families.

Speaker 8 (23:41):
They got money for this segment, yeah, they were given
coins that.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Bounced the feed I honestly have a feeling that it's
illegal for your show to even be recording these women
in their personal moments and playing them on the radio.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
That's not true. These are public chat rooms.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
I hope one day to read an article saying that
you were sued for it, But until then, I am never,
and I repeat never, listening to this radio station again.
Other things I have heard on the show were kind
of entertaining, but it's just not worth listening to a
show once you find out that all of the hosts
are ageis predators and exploiters, creditors. Maybe you guys are

(24:17):
just creeps and you get off on it all, or
maybe you are just unfunny people who have no empathy
for the working class. Either way, we're done here. Okay,
that's from Joe Ane. We've lost everybody. That very nice
crack agis predatory everybody, But he does, I mean for

(24:45):
sure that is true. Want to show Crossroads next up.
This is a sent to our email email at the
woldieshow dot com. It's from a guy named Joe No subject.
He says, So, here's the thing about your show. I
love it ninety five percent of the time, but the
other five percent of the time I really wonder why
even listen. I like the segments for the most part,

(25:07):
but what I don't like is how the show, especially Woody,
says the show is politically incorrect, and yet the most
PC person on the show in Sea Bass two. I
support this. I know you'll ask for an example, and
there are numerous, But recently a guy called into the
show to complain about fat Chick skinny Chick. He said

(25:29):
that the segment was unprofessional, and Woody immediately called him
an our word. He didn't say retard, he said our word. Really,
this is the insensitivity training for a politically correct world
that you advertised. Are we still middle schoolers? Another example,
there was a news story about a wildfire and the
firefighters were dumping fire retardant on it, but you guys
could even bring yourself to say that you called it

(25:50):
fire our word. How obnoxious you guys are homos politically
incorrect of keeping it real? My ass guys are different,
but you're not just another bunch of PC lib tard homos.
I've been saying I'm done listening for good all out.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
I love that the first crater said we're too mean,
and this one said, you guys aren't meet it up. Well,
these are the type of dudes that they hare swear
where they start joeing, Oh my god, he said the
F word, by the way.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
The the fire thing, the fire retardant always said, that's
a that's a goof. That's Joe on political correctness that
we won't even say retardant for fire retardant.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Are you kidding now, sir? Yeah, yeah, Joe sarcasm is dad.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
But a retarda Homo's bad. Yeah, it's so bad.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Real flur.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
All right, Well here's one. This is a Sense That
station feedback. It's from Lynn subjects Sea Bass is a cancer,
replied requested, Yes, oh, now you knew this one was
coming Sea Bass. I was listening to the show and
I heard Sea Bass, one of the more ignorant people

(27:08):
I've ever heard, say that teachers should just shut up
and do their jobs.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Shut up and drible teachers.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
But he didn't just say that as a throwaway comment.
He went on and on about how teachers are on
high horses and don't deserve the credit that they get.
And I just want to say to Sea Bass, you
are truly an idiot. Go on, you have never been
a teacher, and you never could be you were a
homeschooled loser. That alone means you shouldn't be speaking on

(27:35):
the subject.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
I went to high school, thank you in college.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
But just so you know, we barely get any credit
as teachers. I barely get paid. I have to buy
supplies out of my own pocket, and I put extra
hours grading and meeting with parents every week. Get to
a private The job is not only demanding, but it's thankless,
second only to being a mother, and I am both.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
You don't get petted on the back and caller here
all the time? Oh what you do?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
So for you, of all people, to be telling tea
teachers they suck and should just quote shut up and
do their jobs is crossing the line even for you.
Grow up. You have made the Woody Show unlistenable, and
guess what saved it from cancelation. We are teachers and
we talk. So good luck with that, buddy. Wait what,

(28:17):
I guess she's gonna tell all her Yeah, no, me
and all my friends. How about you just shut up
and do your job. This is my job. You know
it wouldn't suck if you got hit by bush. Wow.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Gee, use that language in front of children.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
That is thanks a lot.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
That's a great.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Lost us.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Lynn.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Can you have their own money like you pay to
be around children? That's kind of weird, dumb ass somebody.
I'm all right, So Gina doesn't know this, but this
has been going on for a long time.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
So so when I took the test that, by the way,
a third of people who want to take the test
don't pass pass it easily. Would you all be willing
to allow me to actually sign up to be a
registered substitute teach, which means I wouldn't be here some days.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Obviously, would give anything to see this.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
No, I don't want sea bass around children.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
I want this to happen in the worst.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
But of course I wouldn't say I'm sea beasts, etcetera, etcetera.
I would just go do it periodically and report back
and what happened.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Are you gonna wear like a body cam? Well, I'm
not gonna do.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
I'll just come back and talk about what happened. And
you actually pat myself on the back, because that's the
number one thing he hears.

Speaker 8 (29:23):
You could never know what we're gonna need though, Is
we're gonna need like the assistant principle or something to.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Corroborate your day, right, so we have and what are
the kids? You could barely.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Handle it if somebody asked you how your weekend was,
or like the beginning of this hour when I said, uh,
good morning, Sea Bass. But I'm not saying that he can't.
I'm not saying that he can't acting do the job,
meaning like you know, he can't pass the test. Could
he deal? That is what I just proposed with children

(29:56):
and with the with the parents taking his own life.
That's the part like he could fake it for a minute.
I'm saying if he did it day in and day out,
could he take it? I don't think he could.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
I don't think subs have to deal with parents, do they?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
I think he could totally do it.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
Also, are just one off. It's not day in May.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Like, you can't just quit this job and take a
pall on. You want to pay me for both, I'll
do it. Yeah, I'm happy to do both.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
At today's maskall sixth grade so.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Student teacher is like being cl team six. So oh wait,
every sixty two year old retiree.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
I wouldn't want to do it. You would want with
my own kids.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
It's easy.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
A TV they play videos they're like watching.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Here's the thing is, I can't win now because I'll
pass a test. Oh you couldn't do this. Oh you
can't be an actual teacher. Oh well that's not the
same as full time.

Speaker 8 (30:44):
But I don't even want him doing like real teaching.
I want him with kindergarteners, just emotional like monsters.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Just don't have to do with the parents. Oh that's
what I really like. Yeah, bro, all right, the hot divorce.
One more what he showed cross Row again station feedback.
This is from Caleb subject Greg Gory. Nose reply requested. Yes,
gallb says, I swear to god. Greg Gory is so hypocritical.

(31:16):
Probably he always talks about how he loves romance and
being monogamous with Mario, yet he has entire segments where
women call in and brag about cheating on their dudes
with other women. Of all people, I would expect Greg
to see through the facade of lesbians. As a fellow
gay man. It angers me that women get a pass

(31:37):
quote unquote for cheating if it's with another woman. Cheating
is cheating, no matter the gender. Greg would be absolutely
heartbroken if Mario cheated on him in a hot tub.
Yet Greg has all these horrors call in quite often
to brag about their sexual encounters with other women, often
while supposedly being in quote relationships, and he just laughs

(32:01):
and laughs. It's not even funny, man, you're glorifying cheating
in double standards, and as a gay man, that should
bother you. Stop being a hypocrite and maybe try coming
up with a less disgusting segment.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
This seems very personal.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
That is that is from Pale Well in my defense,
number one, it's just really hot. And number two, these
one off lesbian experiences that I enjoy hearing about. We're
never prefaced with tell us the time you cheated on
your husband it was yeah, I mean it was just

(32:36):
lesbian dabbling.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
We hear this a lot. I mean we've been doing
that segment for years, off and on. It is one
of those things where it's like, Okay, well, why if
it was with an if they did this, you know,
with the guy, that's one thing, But a lot of
times it's like, oh, I was with my girlfriends and
we were in a hot tub, or we were out
at a party and whatever, we were drinking them next thing,
one thing led to another. That's where they're pointing that

(32:58):
we've always gotten people who point out the call double
standard of like, oh, that's not cheating, that's supposed to
be awesome. There is a double standard. Yeah, but if
you're in a relationship with that person, well then find
that could be the deal breaker for you in your relationship.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
It's because chicks are hot, and the grown from.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
The outside looking sounds pretty hot because it's human nature.

Speaker 8 (33:17):
Well yeah, and also, did you know that you had
to live up to this dude's standards of what you
thought a relationship was. I didn't know we all had
to do what he the listeners, Yeah, we're supposed to do.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
But I mean back to the original point, it wasn't
tell us when you cheated on your husband.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
You know, it sounds like it sounds like as a
gay man, he was with some dude who got curious
and it was one of those women who hit up
Greg all the time too, like oh I bet I
can you know make straight? Or they want to take
the challenge. Yeah, And he's like, oh, maybe he was
a gold star. Maybe maybe the partner was a gold star.
You never been with a woman, like aren't you curious?
Why don't you be with me for a minute.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Hook up with me ruined everything.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yeah, I mean Julian the phone screen. It was trying
to bang Mike the Show Killer, because Mike the Show
Killer is a gold star gay guy. Ever been with
a woman before? And she's like, oh, come on, give
it a swing.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
She's married, but for her kids, by the way, this
is a long time ago. Oh yeah, that was before
her kids still married. She also made up with my
girlfriend one time. I wasn't crying joy, that's true. Oh,
there's the cross roads. Everybody probably can store all that out.
We're gonna take a quick break more what he shows next?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Hang up? How dumb are you on the Wood Show?
I'll bet you right back? This is.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
You know.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Greg pointed out something during the commercial break, did I yeah,
And it was I didn't catch it. I didn't catch
it while I was happening because I was right in
the middle. I was right in the middle of reading
the Crossroads stuff and going on. I heard it, Gina
heard it. I completely missed it, and I feel like

(34:52):
we oh Sea Bass a big show of gratitude. Gratitude.
He pointed something out that I never realized that I
never wanted to admit and I'm waiting for him to.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
He's not you see him? Were gone through?

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Okay, here we'll wait.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Taking us time.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, I'll walk extra slow. All right, all right. It
was kind of news to me when I heard it. Yeah,
by the way, I completely missed it, did you, Yeah,
the Sea Bat. I just wanted you to know how
grateful I am. Yeah, because it was it was pointed
out to me by Greg and by Gina that how

(35:36):
do you phrase it?

Speaker 5 (35:37):
That he saved the show from cancelation?

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Oh you did?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (35:41):
That.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
I was responding tongue in cheek to one of the
comments from the writer, the Crossroads person who said he's
the you know that.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
You didn't go to college or you didn't go to
his public school.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Or no, no, no, it was something about he's ruining
the show something like that.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
Were responding to each thing and right, the show exactly exactly, okay.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
With proposed fact. Right, Well, that's just from what his mouth.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
He said, Hey, I was about to quit the show
and go back home and give up on everything until
we hired Sea Bass. That's literally what he said that
when I was hired.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
It's a little different than canceling.

Speaker 8 (36:13):
That's essentially means that somebody else's cancer the same idea.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
He's the most PC person in the shop. Yeah, he
didn't anyway in school, But anyway, I let's just assume
for the sake of argument that was the case. I
just want to make sure that you know my undying gratitude.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Well, it's really you know what, I appreciate that Number one.
Number two, I don't I don't think you.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
I don't think I need that from you as much
because you would have been successful wherever you went. It's
more the Gregs and the menaces of the world the
entire year. But you know it's not even Meda's actually
because he worked in tech companies.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
It's really just that's that's the other one. Yeah, because
that was it was the one because then followed it
up with he goes, you know I used to think differently,
but now, yeah, where's the uh oh yeah, uh the
person this is Lynn who said, how about you just
shut up and do your job? You know what wouldn't
suck if you got hit by a bus? Well's not

(37:09):
response to that, you know what would suck?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, it's a pretty funny line. Number One, good job,
But again, you shouldn't be wishing death on people. Would
you want you.

Speaker 8 (37:18):
Would you watch your kids to model that behavior?

Speaker 3 (37:21):
I don't think that.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah, that's kind of funny.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
I don't think I would celebrate if you got hit
by a bus, but I wouldn't cry.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Is it okay? I'm asking is it okay if I share?
Because it was a table full of people. Remember when
we were at the casino. It was a table full
of people and you said something about this this subject.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
It was a I think I know what you mean.
But yeah, go ahead. If I said, if I said,
you know, Greg was wasted.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
He wasn't wasted. He wasn't wasted. I haven't gotten wasted.
So anyway, so we're sitting there and somebody started talking
about Sea Bass, and Greg just kind of goes all right,
and then and then he goes, well, no, I mean understand.
Like hers through He's like, look, can I be honest
with you guys? He goes, if I came in tomorrow
morning and they said, oh, you guys, Sea Bass died

(38:18):
last night. You know, on the outside, like these people,
I'd be like, oh my god, what happened? He could
But the inside I'd be like.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
He had a he had a fist.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
Yeah, I probably he goes on the inside, I'd be
like right, which which I laughed.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
It was a look on his face which was so
genuine because of the you know, they told me, I'd
be like God, it's terrible. But I've since advised that
feeling he did that is also true. I've heard you
say that. I've heard you say that. But I went
out to cry.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
He'd stay neutral, all right.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
I wouldn't cry. I would now go the rest of
my life thanking him for saving me.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, thank the weekend cottage.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
Thank you for saving me. Yes, because you did that.
You you made that happen.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
You have nothing. I would have nothing, total failure. Thanksgiving
all around. You'll know when it's time for you know,
the bat your head in prayer, everybody to give you
thanks to its first then Christ seat leaving me what
I have?

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Why do you think I have an eight by ten
in my house?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Right? Try made a hand painted tile yaic that say
I'm saving you from a pledge, drive greg from a pledge.
Thank you, Yeah, we'll go find Thanks for buying me
all my houses.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
I appreciate it. Eight seven for.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
All you and you're welcome. Thank me for creating card ards.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
But it's okay.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
It was all you nice little oyo.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
I just want to make look, this is great. We're
all showing gratitude for each other. That's true. I'm thankful
that he.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
So it's a text and Mario too, because he would
have left you a.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Text of the two more shows next More Woody show.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
After the sales department takes their monetary piece.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Of fish and blood, So what do you show back
in A bit big party on Friday at Marongo Casino
Resort and Spot. We always have our party every year,
same deal, but this year it's Rome from Sublime with Rome,
he's going to be performing there and then part of
the Friends Giving show, So see Rome before that, he

(40:34):
does a few songs that you might know. Yeah, couple
of those. Suplus'll have some Alter Ego tickets to give
away there. We'll have the Friends Giving tickets. We've got
some of that new Woody show merch. It's another party
with DJ Scotty Fox. We haven't seen Scotty for a while.
He's been busy doing some other stuff and just taking
a little break from Friday turn up and all that
kind of stuff. But he's uh, he's coming in for

(40:56):
the uh for the party on Friday. He's at Marongo
and Friday at ten will start the weekend with a
Friday turn Up. Nice Yeah yeah, special edition of the
Friday Turn Up this week. If you want all the
details about our party on Friday, hope to see you there.
We suggest that you leave early. It's eight to eleven,

(41:16):
but just make sure you leave in plenty of time.
The later you wait in the afternoon gets the trick here,
it gets the more time you're going to have to leave.
But go to party with Woody dot com for all
the info if it does go to a game six,
which I don't think it's going to looking at what
the Dodgers did last night up three games to nothing.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Yeah that's good and not even close.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
No no. And by the way, the the announcers jinxed it.
They kept talking about how we haven't had a shutout
in the World Series for the Dodgers since Harl Hirst
Shotfords were oral, Carl Hirscheiser and blah blah blah. And
the next thing you know, they hit a two run homer. Yeah,
jinxed it. It's like, shut up. I mean, they still won,
they still won. I know, but you don't want to

(41:59):
give people hope. Dangerous Yeah, dangerous. Yeah, but anyway, so
we'll see a Friday for sure. There Ago casino resort
and spot. How was the birthday yesterday? Menus?

Speaker 3 (42:10):
It was awesome? Yeah, yeah, enjoyed, Uh some food actually.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
To have, Like what was birthday dinner? You said you
were gonna do, like some mi steak or something? Oh,
sushi lunch then steak last time is what you said
you were gonna do.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yeah, and it was great. And then I actually, you
know what, I kind of just napped. Believe it or not.
I got my naps in. I still have liked, you
know it during the week, so I had work to do,
so I just didn't work adult.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Yeah, that's how it was for adults.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
You know me, I go hard on the weekends. That's
where I'm like ten different places at one time. But
we talked about you can't do that. We talked about
maternity leave.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Yeah, but what about uh what about the adults to
take a day off of their birthday?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Yeah, I can't do that. Birthday nap really is the
way to go though. It really is like you take the.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Day off because of your birthday and you're an adult.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
That's not do we judge that. We judge that.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I'm very neutral on it. Really I judge it harsh.
And we were into another new hour Insensitivity Training for
a politically correct World. Tuesday, October the twenty ninth, twenty
twenty four, Woody Greg there's menace. Hi, we got Gina

(43:26):
gran seabasses. Here we got Sammy, by the way, has
an update on her Roku situation. Okay, because what was
the situation? You had a remote that wasn't working right
and it wasn't big stuff.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Yeah, right, big news.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
A lot of people didn't responding to anything, I.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Mean, had a lot of people hit us up on
the text, offering some yea, some suggestions.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (43:47):
So I did unplug it for a long time, and
then I kind of reset it.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
And when you say reset, you just unplugged it and
then plugged it back in after.

Speaker 9 (43:56):
Waiting, No, after waiting a while, and then there's like
a reset kind of button on it. So I hit that,
which didn't completely reset everything.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Though, no factory reset got it and.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
It started working again.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
I know.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yeah, kill more girls, here we comes, Yeah, YouTube tutorials
on sewing, Yes, here.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
We go don't even get don't give her more ideas.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
So rabbit holes are sewing and crouscheting on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Was a big day yesterday, man, MENACE's birthday? You with
your Roku it's all fixed.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
That's good.

Speaker 8 (44:37):
Didn't have that big of a day yesterday. I tried
to have a big day. I tried to. Well, shouldn't
be telling you this, but I'm going to do it anyway.
I tried to find you a birthday present and guess
what I came up.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Stay, guys, it's exactly what I want for my birthday.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
And I texted your wife.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
You did she doesn't know what he wants because she
doesn't know either.

Speaker 8 (45:01):
Yeah, it was so upsetting. Why can't you just like
make a little lists.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
I don't I don't need or want anything.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Yeah, but don't you care that people care?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
I appreciate that people care, but like, I don't need
a gift to show that or you know, like, and
people just don't respect my Like if Menace wants to
have a birthday month, fine, will we mock it? Sure?
Can I be mocked for the fact that I don't
care about my birthday at all and don't want it,
not even I don't want it acknowledge, but it's not
a big deal. We don't need to do anything special,
don't need a cake, don't need cards, don't need gifts.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Well that's fun.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Yeah for doing that for you. But like everybody else
that you know in your life, I'm sure wants those things.
Like if if we're supposed to sit here and go, okay,
well this is what Menace wants for his birthday, do that,
and we do that in honor of you and our
friendship and our love and respect for you. Why is
it so hard? Like if somebody doesn't want or is
not interested in that stuff, the.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Reason behind it.

Speaker 8 (45:50):
Like I had a relative who would cry every birthday
and if you'd call the sample birthday, she'd hang up
on you.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
You're not bad, No, I'm not like that for me. No, No,
I and I appreciate you. Know people you know, they
go they want to would they would love to do
something more. I don't. I just don't want that.

Speaker 8 (46:08):
Well, you you make that very clear, because you are
impossible to shop for.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Yeah, but people also assume you're a lot not you
specifically would it. But people are lying when they say
I don't want again at Christmas time, I have to
beg my mom, we please not do gifts because it's
just stuff to open and we don't need more stuff.

(46:34):
And she says, yeah, this year, we will, And then
I arrive at her house and she's got twenty things.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yeah you have.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Frankly, I don't know, and you don't get her anything,
and then you will.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
Because I know she's going to break the pact as well.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
And I'm a very hard person to buy for because like,
if there's something that I'm interested in her that I want.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
You'll get it.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I'll get it, yeah, you know. And so there's nothing
I really I don't have any hobbies. That's makes things
more difficult, right, I'm saying that makes it makes things
more differ.

Speaker 8 (47:02):
Oh I'm such a Scotch guy, like yeah, yeah, golf guy. Yeah, okay,
well today is going to be interesting for me.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Then it's just a it's just not a it's just
not a big deal.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
And I hear what you're saying, but what I also
hear is challenge accepted.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
No, please don't. I'm telling you, yeah, And I'm also
I mean you, I'm very awkward when it comes to
receiving a gift. I'm not it makes me uncomfortable, like
I don't so I don't enjoy it because now I
feel like I'm obligated to return that favor. And there's
plenty of things that I do for people just because
I want to do them. I don't wait for their birthday.

(47:37):
I don't wait for some special occasion. If there's something
I want to feel compelled to do, or I see
something for a person, I will just do it for them.
I don't wait for that occasion, and so they get
I don't want to feel that obligat you see.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
No, I understand.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
I know it sounds so dumb because medicine there, it's
no fun. Well, you have a whole month for a
full fun for yourself and everybody else that you know.
It's fine, it's just one person in your life who
you don't have to worry about it.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
I also love celebrating other me too. I'm wrestling with
my own insubordination right now.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Well, I mean, look here, you know you're here's a here,
here's the thing you don't have. I'm just not a
fan of obligation right same days of obligation, birthdays, Valentine's Day,
they're like kind of Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day,
Whatever's Day, any day.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
My dad was the same way. He always said, I
don't do supposed to. Yes, that was a big one.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
I do plenty of nice things for my wife throughout
the year that I don't feel the need. And thank
god she's not an anniversary person either.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Good.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
You know, so we both find that cheese. We both
find Valentine's Day to be super cheesy.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
I feel like that's for kids.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Yeah, Valentine's Day is cheesy. Anniversary is not.

Speaker 8 (48:45):
That's not cheese mega cheese, cheesy cheese ball.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
If you guys can agree on it's.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
That's But my wife and I are in the same
page that so that's great.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
That's great, Gina. Just get him a super emotional, heartfelt card.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Oh hell love that?

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Yeah, favorite, that's money.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Well spent my heart out. I'll put a little body.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Remember when I got card when I first met.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
I loved it. Do you still have it?

Speaker 8 (49:11):
Of course, Jeddy kept kept cards, So I was like,
I'll give him a card because you were so nice
to me and you were so professional.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
You're so wonderful. Greg. You haven't shared with Gina what
I do with cards.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Oh yeah, so medic will take the envelope, rip it
up and take the card out, hold it upside down
and open it and if nothing falls out, throw.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
That's pretty much garbage.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
I got some new redneck news.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
If you be spranders count as a shirt news.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
And today's red neck news is about this woman who
was recently busted by her husband having sex with his brother.
What they were in the backseat of their car, which, okay,
scandalous but not necessarily red deck. But here's where it
gets weird. The dude's mom, the brother who was banging
the wife his mom. The mom is sitting in the

(50:09):
front seat while her son's in the back seat slamming
with her other son's wife. So the husband, the husband,
understandably pissed, punches his brother and then he punches the
cheating horror wife right in the face. And that's when
the mom stepped in tried to calm him down, but
he pushed her into a trash can and continued handing

(50:32):
out the ass whoopan. He ended up grabbing a shovel
he beat his brother and his fat wife with it.
The cops they were called. Dude was arrested, his brother
and his horror. Wife ended up in the hospital, but
they lived to hump another day minor injuries. Mom's fine
as well. He went before a judge who understood his plight.
The judge said, quote, I accept it was an emosive,

(50:54):
emotive response to the circumstances that you discovered, and acknowledged
that it must have been upsetting and described as a
breach of trust between family members. He sided, Well, here's
here's the guy who got cheated on and his fat wife.
Oh well, yeah, rights, I don't.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Like the banana clip for the wedding drag.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Yeah, so there's there's that, And then here's the brother
who was banging the fat wife and then the mom.

Speaker 8 (51:19):
Okay a second down, Come on, hot, I mean that
whole family.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
A dentist makeover.

Speaker 8 (51:34):
Oh yeah, like those claw clips that girls like in
the eighties would put in their hair to.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Hold it up. I think they're called claw clips now,
but we know this banana clip.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
There you go, that's today's redneck news. Banged his brother's
wife in a car with his mom in the front seat,
and got his ass beaten with a shovel for its raid.
Nick good times. I'm gonna take a quick break more
when he showed next, Hang on, what do you show?

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Speaker 8 (53:06):
This is.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Like a please all right, lets you check in and
see what's going on with the trending news headlines. Gina
grad Well.

Speaker 8 (53:19):
The Dodgers beat the Yankees sported two in New York
last night.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
For Game three of the World Series.

Speaker 8 (53:24):
Now the Dodgers just need one more win to be champs.
Game four is tonight.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
I mean, even Dodger fans, did anybody really see it?
It's going this week? Three nothing? I mean, the Yankees
are not a bad team, and the Dodgers aren't that
much better than the Yankees. Has been pointed out to
me by a couple of my friends who are watching
a lot more baseball than I am these days. It's
just that, man, the Dodgers starting pitching has been fire right.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Yeah, And then that was gonna be the biggest complaint
that the pitching was a big problem this year. Ye,
but they're coming through and all hail Freddie Freeman, who
is now like stars whose.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Teeth, by the way, are those veneers they gotta be?

Speaker 3 (54:04):
He looks like he's.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Got a bright white mouthpiece in he does. I'm jealous
of that. It looks phony looks.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
Like when teeth are primary color white and perfect, they're
almost blue, but they're yeah, they're almost odd.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Lookould do it? If you do it?

Speaker 5 (54:20):
I want that, I do really. Yeah, like just uncomfortably white.
We can we can get that awesome, So you.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Can do that, but like, why would you want that?
It looks so unnatural. They're like when you see a
guy who's ninety and he's got jet black dyed hair.

Speaker 8 (54:33):
But I think I think Greg's point is we put
too much stock in natural.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
They're not supposed to be whiter than the white in
your eyes.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
They're not supposed to be whiter than the baseball. That's
I want, like on the color chart where it's just white. Yeah,
that's what.

Speaker 6 (54:46):
Yeah, I'm with Greg. I gotta hate it. His smile
looks good. You don't think he looks good.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
He just he looks like he's got a white But
that stuff doesn't bother me. It looks weird. They're just
too perfect. I mean, good for him those God e
veneers though.

Speaker 8 (55:00):
Yeah, and because again like the bottom of his teeth
are all like the line is just right across, which
none of us have. Okay, so well I'll look into
that market back to you. Well, our long national nightmare
is finally over. Everybody celebrate McDonald's broken mcflurry machine problem
has finally been solved, like for real, Yes, and it's

(55:24):
thanks to a court ruling. This was what was stopping it.
Mickey's franchises haven't been able to fix their own ice
cream machines because the manufacturing company owns the exclusive rights
to fix the machines. So when they break, you just
sit there.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Wasn't there a documentary of some kind. There was something
about McDonald's and these ice cream machines, sorry, get some
in my mouth, where like somebody, a third party company
built something that they could attach to the ice cream
machines because like the way it was set up is
that the McDonald's, the franchise, he would have to call

(56:00):
the McDonald's person person and they were the only ones
who could diagnose what the problem was.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
There was a digital lock on it, and a.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Lot of times it was something super simple that they
wouldn't have the machine down all day. They could have
just easily just fixed it whatever, but they had to
call this person. That was a charge. The person would
then call to our come in to fix whatever was
that was a charge, And so this third party company
came up with this device that would just simply diagnose
the problem. They could figure it out, and then they
got to taken a quarter over it apparently, and McDonald's

(56:29):
told them the franchises they couldn't do that. Yeah, but
then why wouldn't you want to keep the machines?

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Well, also, they just want somebody that certified by McDonald's
to actually handle it, so because if something went wrong,
who's going to get blamed for it?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
McDonald's. Yeah, no, I do understand that, but why make
things so difficult or difficult? Correct?

Speaker 8 (56:50):
Well, now the United States Copyright Office had to grant
permission for this exemption that gives McDonald's restaurants the right
to repair their own machines so we can eat up.
And there are two conspiracies that I have now turned
the corner on shadow banning, which I didn't think existed,
and mcflurry machines always being down, which I thought was
just like a joke. I now understand that both these

(57:13):
things are all too real.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Yeah, I mean, I've never had that where I've gone,
and they haven't had an ice cream available really, but
I'm not getting ice cream all the time, right, So
the times that I've actually got it, it's been fine.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
You must not have your dog in the car, because
if your dog's in the a little bit of ice cream.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
By the way, here's a picture of Freddie Freedman when
he was on the Braves.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Oh yeah, that's a lot of work. Yeah he over corrected. Yeah, okay,
no such thing.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
He's hot, can't be too white, can't be Yeah, he's
an attractive guy for sure.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Even here, I know you don't.

Speaker 6 (57:44):
I mean, my I can't see that far away.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
So really put it up to her. Yeah, she goes,
she's grabbing the phone. Well, he's definitely cut weight.

Speaker 6 (57:51):
Oh yeah, he looks way better with his new teeth,
for sure. That was a good move.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
You got he cut weight, got new teeth, Yeah he did.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
He went so Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
He has a glow up. He did have a glow up. Well.

Speaker 8 (58:05):
Apple finally released their glow up, a free software update
called iOS eighteen that'll give its iPhone sixteen users their
first dose of AI.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Not impressed. Downloaded it.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Yeah, I haven't done it.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
I downloaded it, and I'm like, I don't notice any different.
Even the the outline of the screen was supposed like
when you use serious, it's supposed to like the whole
the border of the screen, but it would even do that,
And then I figured out what it is. No, you
have to go into Settings. Then you have to go
down to Apple Intelligence and Siri. You open that up,
it'll tell you to join the waitlist, and you click

(58:39):
on join. Even after you've done it, get it, No,
because then you download or you wait for the wait list,
then it does something else in the background finally gives
it to you. It takes forever to download that. And
I have not seen really anything all that cool that
it does. Oh, because I even try to do because
it says, oh, you could search your pictures just by
typing in what you're looking for, and I just to

(59:00):
see have We were just talking about how Menace used
to have frosted tips and stuff. Yeah, and I have
a picture in my phone from forever ago that showed that,
and I was looking for that and nothing. Nothing. It's
it's the most useless update.

Speaker 8 (59:13):
Well, the only thing they're really touting is it's supposed
to make Siri a little more versatile and conversational. But
I don't even yours theory, so I don't know how
this would affect me at all. The new iPhone sixteen
models were supposed to be released more than a month ago,
but they didn't have the update to power all the
AI features, and countries outside of the US won't even
get these for another year.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
I'll be honest, Like, Apple kind of sucks. I use it,
and I will always stick with the iPhone because that's
what I know and I like. But they're right, like,
whenever they have these new phones down, the new whatever
it is, it's just the same version of the old crimes,
slightly bigger or so.

Speaker 8 (59:46):
And if you want, if you want to take a
good picture, you always look for the Android user because
their phones are way better with cameras.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
My husbands, I insist, if you see it on the phone,
it looks great, but when it gives to this social media,
it doesn't look as great.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Interesting, Yeah, I agree with that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
We know who still looks great. Giselle Muncheon. She's apparently
pregnant again.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
What is she doing? Yeah? With the Okay, let me
ask all the how was she forty five? Forty four?
The mid forties? Let me ask all the mid forties
women out there, even mid forties dudes would you want
to start all over at your mid forties having a baby. No,
well no, but that was my wife's first thing that
she said. My wife is forty seven and she said

(01:00:27):
that yesterday when we saw this news. Why, like, the
best day of your one of the best days of
your life getting married, one of the best days of
your life when you have your baby, one of the
best days of your life when that baby is out
of diapers, and there's no going back. Yeah, Like, you
go through your whole stage of life where you're having
your kids and then once your kids are done, right,
but they're her youngest is eleven.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Well, that's the thing. It's not like it's our first kid.
She's four four.

Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
Correct, me is like thirty five.

Speaker 9 (01:00:55):
Okay, So, and if he hasn't had kids yet and
he wants one, it's probably either break up or have a.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
And if you want to keep your jiu jitsu instructor boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Yeah, but dude, why would you want Like my wife
and I both get douce chills when we see newborns,
and it's not because they're ugly. Most of the market well, yeah,
it's just going back that it's like PTSDH because you're like,
oh god, can you get all that?

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
But hold on the baby. Daddy's the karate guy. Yeah yeah, yeah, dog?
You know, because isn't she she on her own, she's
worth hundreds of millions.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Oh yeah, she was always worth more than he was. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Oh so you think there's a business decision on his part.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Oh hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Some chick that's the supermodel that's worth hundreds of million dollars. Please,
we're having mad babies. I don't care how old she is. Well,
she's been divorced from Tom Brady for I don't know,
only like about two years.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Good luck with that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Yeah, everybody have fun.

Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
Have a friend who's in his late fifties. He and
his wife just had a baby.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Oh so this as a thirty five year old, Hell
no to starting over. I'll be thirty eight next and
I would never want to do it all over again.
F out of here with that.

Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
And you know, at thirty five you are considered a
geriatric pregnancy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Yep, that's what.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
It's I know it is high risk. Anything after thirty
is considered high risk because of your quote age.

Speaker 8 (01:02:15):
After thirty five, No gerio geriatric is thirty five with
your old ass eggs geriatrics.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
But it's automatically considered a high risk pregnancy if you're
over thirty. Because that's what my wife was freaking out
about because she was thirty wow, and she was freaking
out because it was a quote high risk pregnancy because
she was yeah, turned out fine, Yeah, because she cracked
those kids out, no problems. Old eggs, Yeah, old eggs,
Old Washington.

Speaker 8 (01:02:41):
I went to brunch the other day and one of
the toddler that was with us was like eerily smart,
like too smart for his own good. And uh, you know,
we kept talking about it. She's like, it's these young
ass eggs from these donors. That's what makes those kids
so smart.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Hell yeah you eggs. All right, Well, thank you very much.
You got it, Old eggs, Greg egg I want we
got more. What do you show? Next thing up? So
what do you hoody hoody hoody hoody show?

Speaker 10 (01:03:11):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Well, a couple of bitch be tripping stories uber Each
driver in Florida arrested after she made a delivery to
another woman's home and was allegedly caught taking food out
of the bag, and she got arrested. The customer confronted
her and the uber Each chick was not happy about
being called out, so she grabbed some of the victims

(01:03:33):
fall to cor gren Oh okay, including a super sweet
yard sign that said happy fall y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
You don't touch another woman's call the car.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
And then she spit in the customer's face. Oh but wait,
there's more. She also took a decorative urn from her yard,
along with a decorative column and four decorative plaster pumpkins
worth about seventy five dollars each. Oh oh, so the
coatra call. She was rested for burglary, assault and grand

(01:04:02):
theft from a dwelling.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Couple.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Like you ate food out of the customer's back, you
should be embarrassed. Yeah, just tuck your tail between your
legs and walk away. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:04:14):
A lot of the restaurants I did it last night.
They put like tape over. It's like tamper proof.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Yeah right, yeah, tamper.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Happy fall y'all, Happy fall y'all. Another woman in Florida,
This one injured multiple people when she crashed greg a
golf cart O favorite.

Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
She was so happy while crashing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
She crashed a golf cart into a crowded restaurant. Oh no,
here's a spokesperson for the local Sheriff's office. Talking about
the accidents.

Speaker 11 (01:04:42):
She did say she was trying to turn it on,
didn't know how to operate it, and ended up crashing
into tables full of people eating dinner. You can see
some people almost end up underneath the golf cart. So
we did all our field sobriety tests, We did all
the testing that we need to do with our traffic
and our DUI units, and the results came back that
she was not in tox City at the time driving.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Well, female, that's all I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Golf carts are so easy to drive. It's like literally
on button.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Yeah, it's like driving a Tesla.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
It's literally like driving a golf cart.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:11):
Men would be so proud of me. I started researching
buying one, oh really, because I never knew the price range.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
What is it like, give or take?

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
Let's just say nine thousand ish.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Yeah, if you want to, like, do.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
You want to, like I want to force a four
seater six four seater with like the cool wheels, okay, yeah,
And what are you going to do with this thing?
I don't know. Just like.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
No, you can in some places in certain neighborhoods, yes,
but that when Breg lives not where I live. Yeaheah.
You couldn't take that thing out of his driveway. I
probably couldn't even give hill.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
In my community people have them. Yeah, yeah, have you
done any research yet? I have done.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
They take that on.

Speaker 9 (01:05:54):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
This golf cart company is called Candy America. They saw
him at Low's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Yeah, and they have ones. They even have one so
you can get your favorite NFL team. It's awesome, but
that's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
They have like four seater six yeaters, and then they
have a mini that's like awesome that goes for about
four thousand dollars that like compacts too, so you can
put it like in the corner of your garage.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Fun rules.

Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
How could you be in a bad mood in the
golf cart?

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
You can't. It's one of Greg's favorite things. Yes, because
it is driving with the door open. It's the best
because there's no door r same kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
But I'm like you, Greg, I want the six seater
with the cool wheels. The cool wheels. They have like
a backup camera in it. Awesome goals. I didn't know
they had a backup camera.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Oh yeah, and we were into another new hour any
sensitivity training for a politically correct world. Every thank you
for being here giving us some of your time. This morning.
My name is Woody. That's Greg Goring. We got a menace.
What is up, Gina grad Good morning to you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
They're sea bass. We got Sammy phones are open eight
seven seven forty four, Wooding. But's eight seven seven forty
four Woody. You can hit us up with a text
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O yay, give me a chance to win some stuff.
And now with the election just around the corner, and

(01:07:24):
I put this under the headline of how pathetic crisis
centers are gearing up, Oh my God to support texters
and callers in distress. The National Suicide and Crisis Hotlines.
They had a historic spike and callers on election day
in twenty sixteen, with the number of calls up approximately
sixty five percent above what they expected. Crisis text Line

(01:07:49):
received a huge increase in texters during both the twenty
sixteen and twenty twenty presidential elections. On the night of
the twenty twenty election, volunteers were managing thirty converse stations
at a time on the crisis text line. Volunteers need
to be equipped to bounce between various types of election
related calls. Quote supervisors prepare their counselors through role playing

(01:08:13):
scenarios private conversations were counselors practice diffusing politically charged situations.
Other techniques include helping those in crisis reframe their emotions
and avoid catastrophizing through cognitive behavioral and refined coping skills.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
What happened to us, Well, I'll tell you what happened
to me?

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
What happened to Oh yeah, And I can tell you
this because I've heard these stories exactly like what he
just said, from my aunt who's a therapist, and she
says after the sixteen election especially, she had client after
client flip it out and she had to my aunt,
who by the way, is no conservative by any means,
she had to talk them down off the ledge and

(01:08:55):
she was so sad, so pathetic that these people can't
handle their own emotions.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
That's why I say to switch on the AI and
let it talk to these people.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
I do have a story about that kind of stuff too,
But man, and look, I'm pretty sure Greg will be
calling the crisis hotline on Sunday morning when he wakes up,
and because we all have to put the clocks back. Yeah, yeah,
Sunday evening, well, Saturday in the Sunday right, but I
mean Sunday evening is when I'm all penning crisis because
it'll be dark at New Yes, so that's when Greg's

(01:09:27):
gonna be calling the crisis hotline. Mega, So we moved
dark to the southern hemisphere.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Greg Gorgy, Oh, I.

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
Know this is what this crisis center and this time
change thing. I just want to join Hermit more than
ever before.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Like howpathetic. Yeah, just a reminder. We set those clocks
back an hour on Sunday, So I mean between that
and then a couple of days later, it's gonna be
election day and people just flooding the crisis hotlines. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
It used to be like when JFK got elected, they
had all those crisis centers.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
To oh, all the money calmed down.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
We had a bunch of.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Put together speaking of people talking to AI chat bots.
This guy in Utah, Mom, you're a homeowner. You're a
homeown do you know you're in the apartment? Okay, but
you were a home did you ever have the home
warranty they get They sell you on those all the time. Well,
theer was for the first year you got it, and

(01:10:26):
then you want to renew it, And I said, no, thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
Oh I had to pesture them for that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Did you get it?

Speaker 9 (01:10:32):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
No, it was it was built in because it was
a new build.

Speaker 6 (01:10:36):
Okay, yeah, I got it and my water heater was
covered and it was great.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Oh so it worked for you, It worked for me.
Every story I've heard and I have, I've had it
and I never really had to use it in the
term that I had. And that's why I got rid
of it, because I'm like, forget it. I'm holding on.
I'm paying every year to have this home warranty, so
in case the washer dryer brakes, you know, I'm paying
all this money just at that point, on the money
you've paid over the last two years of never using it,
just go buy the new dryer.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Isn't that what Dave Ramsey says? Would he put that
money in an emergency fund that she would be paying
to the homeworks, right and just pay cash if and
if something happens.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
And then the only other people I've heard from who
have the home warranty and they could try to use
it like it never works out.

Speaker 5 (01:11:14):
Yeah, can use it once with the first house with
water heater, I believe, and it was like a fifty
dollars service call and that was about Yeah, so it
paid off.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
But my emergency is I always have to leave to
London like tomorrow. So like why would I, like you
have the emergency fund, but having it like just available constantly,
you might not spend it on what you actually need
it for. My emergency is there's money and I want Yeah,
I might.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
Want to leave.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
My problem was I wasn't originally getting My emergency was
a cybertruck. So this guy in Utah, he was refused
a three thousand dollars payment promised to him from his
home warranty company. Is air conditioning unit broke and so
the company said they weren't going to pay because it
was an AI chat bot that he was talking to

(01:12:06):
and not an actual person from the company. It's their
AI chats on his which is what that's what you
get now when you call half these places.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
That's the point they represent your company.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Yeah, and they said, oh, well it was giving bad information.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Okay, but that's your responsibility.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
That's what I would think. And so that just right
in line with everything else I've heard about these home
warranties or the places that they try to sell you,
and they make it seem so easy. Well, look, if
anything ever goes wrong, you just bring it right away. Yeah,
and I've I used to be the guy who and
I would buy something like a washer or a dryer,
I would get that extended warranty or you know the

(01:12:45):
TV well, you know best Buy. I tell you if
something goes wrong, and I would, and I would buy it.
I never had to use it, but it would always
end up being like, while that particular thing's not covered, of.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Course, on the price of the item.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
I think here's the due, reliving his conversation with a
rep from the home warranty company.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
In the contract it says that you either repair or
replace or you can pay me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
What you think is you know, going to replace the unit,
et cetera.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
And he said, you know what, we've had this AI
up for about a week and it's really confusing and you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Know where it's miscommunicating to people. Said, how is that
my fault?

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
That's the question. Yeah, it ain't.

Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
That happens with human employees too, though. You get told
something and then you get told again they shouldn't have
told you.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
Yeah, oh they really messed that up.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
I don't get off the.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
Phone with them.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Tech says twelve thousand dollars. Fridge broke, twelve thousand dollars.
Fridge damn gold.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
That's a cool fridge or something like that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:43):
Can you put your penis in it? The one thing
I get a warranty i'll be able to talk in
is glasses. And I learned that the hard way because
the last time I got glasses, they said, do you
want the warranty. We'll replace them even if you step
on them, even if you break for any reason. I said, okay,
I'll be careful. Well, I had the glasses for about
an hour before my dog chewed them up. Forever more.

(01:14:06):
We'll get the glasses wor twelve thousand dollars. Fridge broke
home warranty gave me five thousand dollars for the maximum limit.
You called the manufacturer. They fixed it for one hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Bucks with Wow, that's how you do it. I don't
think there is a warranty for anything. It's even on Amazon,
like if I if I buy anything electronic basic would you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Like to put thirty five ninety nine for it? Gets
it's always more cost effective and let's always have that money.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
That's always through. There's one of those cell phone repair
places by my house, and it's all that is it
called a shore like A. It's it's something. It's like
a sure assure. It's not act sure, but it's it's insurance.
It begins with the letter A and it's some it's
some like uh for all your electronics that kind of
covers and these these like cell phone repair shops sometimes

(01:14:54):
are you know, uh, authorized repair places through that. Yeah,
that their company. So even when I bought this new
washer and dryer, you know, they were trying to sell
me some upgraded thing and it wasn't LG.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
It was through that that company was update on that.
I remember you had an issue.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Oh yeah it was it was a manufacturer problem. So
they just they swapped it out, replaced it. Yeah, they
swapped out because it was a certain number of days. Yeah,
brand new thing doesn't work. So frustrating. I used my
home warranty to fix my fridge and the repair guys
showed up with used parts in an eBay box. Yeah,
but did it work. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna take a
quick break. We'll come back. We're gonna do a dumb

(01:15:34):
ass contest. You guys want to play the Craigslist prices,
right of course?

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
Oh yeah, all right, it's show.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
All right, we are back and we got a dumb
ass contest. Ready to go, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
It is time to play the price. It's like GA
G G GM, right, it is like the G eight

(01:16:05):
seven seven forty four. What is the phone number if
you'd like to play be our contestant. So I have
a big stack of ads things that are listed on
Craigslist for sale. I will tell everybody about one of
these items. I will ask somebody here in the studio
to give me a bit on how much they think
it's being sold for on Craigslist. You, as the contestant
on the phone, just have to guess is the actual

(01:16:27):
Craigslist price higher or lower than the bid that was
given here in the studio. And if you can do
that correctly, you're gonna be the winner of the Craigslist
price is right? All right, to the phones, we go,
eight seven seven forty four. Let's say hi to Jessica.
Good morning to you, Jessica.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
All right, so the first item here, let's see menace
all right, because the first thing I see on the
ad says Taco Bell Mexican pizza Halloween costume.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
I saw the singing target the other day where you
can make your own count traps like they have a
like a crunch trap maker.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
K Yeah, yeah, yeah. This one says three and a
half or so feet in diameter, made out of light foam.
This costume got me to win a few Halloween contests
last year. The straps are attached via zip ties and
are durable. I had no issues walking around in a
club and in a parade. That's a good.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Oh wow, check out either he's smaller, that's larger.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
This small guy. All right, it's a short king.

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
It looks like a regular pizza guy. Yeah, but it's
pretty lappy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Anybody did put a Taco Bell logo right there on
the on urge? Okay, that's pretty nice. Thirty one hundred
dollars one hundred bucks, all right, Jessica. I think the
actual Craigslist price is higher or lower than one hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Let's go lower, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Actual Craigslist price is sixty five dollars. All right, congratulations,
Hang on one second, Jessica, you are a winner here
on the Craigslist prices. Right, Let's go to not Sea
Bass but Sebastian. Good morning, Sebastian, how are you hey show,

(01:18:26):
good morning. Craigslist price is right, and how about for Sammy.
Sammy likes a good sweater, I do. This is a
Halloween sweater, okay, slightly.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
Worn, well made, slightly worn.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
And she likes old things too, about a decade old,
not like the cheap sweaters that are out there. Now.
Check out how tacky this thing is, greg My.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Good god. It looks like an institute teacher.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
That's a sweater only a mother would love.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
It looks like from the nineties that has big cat
lady energy teach sweater for bad news it felt. It
looks technically a cardigan.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Yeah, all right, So take a good look there, Sammy,
and tell me how much you think it's being sold
for on Craigslist. I think forty forty five bucks, all right, Sebastian.
Higher lower than forty five dollars. I gotta go lower
for that lower. Actual Craigslist price twenty dollars it's made

(01:19:30):
by a blind child. All right, smash, Hang on a second,
we'll get all your information. Thank you for listening to
the Woodie Show. Let's go to Philip haigand Morning Philip.
The Craigslist price is right. Oh, I have two choices
on this one. I'm gonna go with Sea Bassucky. I

(01:19:51):
also get your your bid here, Gina. Just for funies,
MENSA ring and tie tac so it says vintage size
eight fourteen carrot. They make our rate wellship with prepayre's
and then there's a Mensa tie tag here. Look how
cool that is.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
I don't approve of this being for public sale.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
Well where do you think you got your certificate.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
From mensa dot org slash membership slash qualified and did
both the job?

Speaker 8 (01:20:20):
Yeah, and you shouldn't be able to sell these like
you can't sell like an Oscar Super Bowl rings?

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Yeah? Yeah, world, serious rings.

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
I'm buying this. It'll probably happen.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Menace is wearing around an official MENSA ring.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
What probably happened is some smart like granddad died and
some loser kid is pawning this off.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
Probably said how much, I'll say forty seven dollars forty
seven dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Oh, I think I'm going to go eighty five.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Eighty five? All right, well you could pick either one.
We'll sco go forty seven, go forty seven? All right. So, Philip,
do you think the actual Craigsis price is higher lower
than forty seven dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
I'm gonna go hi.

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
Hire somebody's dumb grandchild on Craigslist is selling this thing
for six hundred dollars.

Speaker 11 (01:21:13):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Six, let me see how much it cost for me
to get one myself.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Six hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Dude, I see one that's like a rare one that's
twenty five hundred dollars on eBay.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
Nice, it's really cool society. You don't really smart to
wear a ring.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
That's right, Philip, hang on one second and we'll get
all your information. Let's go to Robin Hi. Good morning,
Robin wello Wood, good morning. We're playing the Craigslist price
is right? And are you ready?

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Are you ready to let's.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
See how about oh Greg? Yes, it's a sofa cover, right, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:21:52):
A sofa cover. Yeah, I'm listening all right.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Sulfa cover says beautiful, heavy bro ca brocade, Yeah, sure,
self a cover I've never heard that one fitted with arms,
ties on bottom four corners. Very nice cover, it says,
if they say so great, Oh god, that looks so rinky, fit.

Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
Oldly.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
It's the ways that you know what this couch wears,
this cover, The way that clothes drape my body.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
It's like a it's a house dress that.

Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
Is ill.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Ba down.

Speaker 5 (01:22:31):
Yeah, I mean it's a legal bed sheet. Okay, twenty
twenty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
Twenty five dollars, Robin. Do you think the actual Craigsist
price is higher or lower? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
Twenty five is a hard number to mess with. I'm
gonna go one two three lower.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
Lower one two three thirty five dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Yeah, guys, keeping all.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
Right, Robie, but thank you for listening. Appreciate listening.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
All right. You Mensa has its own wine club, really
wine club.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
Yeah, you do wine a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Did you get your test?

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
Got a wheelchair? It didn't have a lib standards have
Christmas ornaments.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Let's see Janina, oh Jeanina, because it's in here as
Janina Janina. Okay, get it right.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
How about my name is short for Janina? Just kidding.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Well, when you find one that's for Gina, because you're Janina,
all right, so you don't you don't have a dishwasher
at your.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
House, right, a dishwasher?

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
I am, you are a dish washer, right all right?
But this is a countertop dishwasher in the market for me.
See perfect, perfect small dishwasher that fits on the countertop
and hooks up to the sink. That's cool, right, some.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
Sort of pose device obvious.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
That's because that's really cool. So that looks great. Where
do you keep it? Right next to your kitchen?

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
Aiddry rag?

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
It says, barely used only a couple of times. Yeah,
somebody probably came over saw it and was like, we
gotta get that thing area, all right, So countertop dishwasher.
Here's a picture you need to get. That's out of
the market. And I like how they took it out
of the house. They put it in a dirt alleys
in their next like an old like forklift palate and
a tennis ball from their dog.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
Some weird anyway, right, It's just they said it works
and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
Yeah, this wall, it says, barely used only a couple
of times. It looks like it holds all of three plays.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
It doesn't look like it holds much it's like one
of those bread bakers. Yeah, faster, like a rice cooker.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Use your hands and brush.

Speaker 8 (01:24:49):
I'm gonna I think they're probably pretty proud of that,
and they want you to know it's hardly been used.
I'm gonna say sixty bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Sixty bucks, all right, Ganina, what do you think higher?
Lower than sixty bucks.

Speaker 9 (01:25:00):
I'm gonna say.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
Higher.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
It is higher one hundred dollars. Good luck with that
one hundred bucks. So here's what I'm doing over give
me the hang on one second. We'll get all your info.
Attaching this hose to my sink. Take it up my
entire counterspin. I'm also assuming you gotta plug it in
I mean power.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
Because I don't want to use my hand.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Loser, all right, I just wash them. Let's do one
more and let's say hi to Josh. Good morning, Josh,
good morning, good morning. All right. So on this one,
we're gonna go with Sammy. Sammy foresail on Craigslist. It's
an Iceland mug. Okay, somebody with Iceland. This top quality

(01:25:50):
vintage porcelain mug was made in Iceland. It features an
old time family scene in blue and white. The mug
is an excellent condition, dream of going to Iceland with
every sip. Wow, thanks for looking.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Check it out.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Is it nice? Like the kind of crap that she
would like? Though?

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
That is charming, right, It's just it's just looks like old.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
Crap that Samy like. It is a blue and white corner, yes, cornerwhere.

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
It is quite beautiful.

Speaker 5 (01:26:19):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
It's beautiful and vintage. What do you think? How much
for this stupid mug?

Speaker 6 (01:26:25):
I'm gonna say ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Ten bucks, Josh, higher or lower than ten bucks? God,
that's a low number, but I'm going to just go
with higher higher actual Craigslist price. She nailed it, ten bucks.
Tie goes to the collar and so you, Josh, are
you winner here on the Craigslist price is right? Congratulations?

Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
Is it ever take in Iceland? Super expensive?

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:26:51):
Yeah, anytime you have an isolated country, well it's like Hawaii,
so you're just getting stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
There is a pain in the eastland.

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
Huh, yeah, it's the Iceland.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
I did go.

Speaker 6 (01:27:01):
Yeah, we go with my friend.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Okay, what was her name? Yea? His name? Yeah? Oh
so you want you want.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
The boyfriend, your gay best friend.

Speaker 6 (01:27:10):
No, he's just a friend.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
Oh, just a friend that had been really expensive because
you know, two rooms and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
You guys, yeah we well we share.

Speaker 8 (01:27:17):
Yeah we shared a room, you did, but everyone had
their own bed and he split the meals, right, we share.

Speaker 6 (01:27:23):
We shared the bed because that's like how the rooms come.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
It must have been like a hostel.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
Guy was the only thing.

Speaker 11 (01:27:32):
It wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
I'm sure it was just very like, you know, not romantic.
It was just like just like a room. It was
just like a room with no windows.

Speaker 6 (01:27:40):
Well, I mean, like except for the night that we
were in the bubble, but like to see the northern lights.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
Yeah, it's all about the lights. He wasn't touching himself
the entire time.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
No, no, no, So she just woke up. She just
woke up glued to the bed. That's all. Oh my god,
you're going toake a quick break.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
I think there's some snannigans going on.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
The Woody Show is back. Well, Greg, I know how
much you love old people news.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
Specifically, this is a pretty epic send off this woman
in the UK. She posted a video after her grandfather
passed away and her family honored him by putting his
ashes in fireworks and then firing off the fireworks at
his favorite beach.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
His ashes in you said they the fireworks so not as.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Cool and sophisticated as it sounds. I read more into it.
The fireworks weren't specifically made for them. They just stuck
his ashes onto the firework using vasoline, so they and
then they like kind of dipped it and rolled it
in the ashes and then.

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
Vacoline on fire like kerosene fun. Yeah, like Thompson, did
you put them in a cannon or in a firework?

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
It's kind of like if you roll you got like
one of those cookie ice cream sandwiches and you roll
the edges and the chocolate chips again.

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
The sprinkles so good.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Here's a little audio, goes Grandpa.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Like that. O.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
Yeah, this is so good.

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
That's pretty exciting, pretty good way to go. I mean,
if that's what he wanted.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
I'm sure that trash in the ocean won't follow. Wait,
you see how big the ocean is on a cruise.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
It's so big, don't worry about it. A reporter in
Detroit interview this ninety four year old broad her name
is Donna Maddox after she got to ride around the
Michigan International Speedway and a souped up Ferrari. That lucky
she rode shotgun. The driver got that thing up to
one hundred and fifty five miles an hour. Not the

(01:29:47):
first time she's hauled assd She told the reporter about
another time that she went over one hundred miles an
hour with her kids in the car.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
What did it feel like, Oh, absolutely wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
I love speed.

Speaker 12 (01:30:00):
One time, I just got a new car, my two
children and my suffer on our way down seventy five
to go to Akron, Ohio and see my parents, and
I said, Danny, watch out the bag for the police, Deny,
watch out the front.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
I want to see what the car will do. Love
that funny, protect her right?

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:30:23):
I don't like being in a car that's going that
fast as the passenger, though I'd rather be the one driving.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
It's somebody who's a good driver. It's someone who's just
acting crazy that they're in an emotional state. Oh I
don't like that they're yelling and freaking out about something
that's just happened. How they're driving because they're all emotional.
But imagine being Manis's passenger while he's driving that fast.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
No yell I'll be by myself.

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
No, no way, no, I don't want menace driving the
speed limit and being a passenger in that car. We
had that one time. Remember he was he was going
into uh he was going into the shoulder.

Speaker 5 (01:30:54):
Oh yeah, it was a two lane turn. Yeah, and
he just went started in one lane, ended up in another.
People were honking at him.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Yeah yeah, and then like in the shoulder on the freeway.

Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
And then drive perfectly.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:31:09):
One time we got so lost.

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
And he said and he but he said he got
nervous because number one was getting dark. Number two he said,
he's nervous when other people are in the car. Oh,
that's what you said at the time. I don't know
if that's changed. Sorry, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:31:24):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
There a Mario Andretti.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
All right, more shows coming up, hanging be right back.
You better give it up with these pear shaped men
looking just like name mom and.

Speaker 12 (01:31:39):
Show.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
All right, welcome back, everybody. It is Tuesday morning. It's
October the twenty ninth, twenty twenty four. Betis. We forgot
to ask you yesterday, did you have any birthday dinner plans?
Like you're the guy who will drive from see the
Shining City for different restaurants, but like on the one day,
it's completely up to you.

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
Yeah, weekday though, yeah, weekday. I don't really do a
lot of on weekdays. Yeah yeah, just some sushi lunch
and then some steak dinner. So I mean I was
well fed all day.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
Well yeah, I'm sure every dyeah everything. It's a October
twenty nine, today is National Oatmeal Day. Exciting noise. What's that?
What's that crap that you eat? Sammy? You bring something
in every day. It's like some Trader Joe's frozen things.
She leaves it on these the.

Speaker 6 (01:32:26):
Mango, the mango chia bowls, chia bowl.

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
Yeah, I thought you were doing the op Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:32:35):
Yeah, okay, so yeah the chia thing is is also
frozen that I bring in oatmeal?

Speaker 6 (01:32:41):
Yeah there, it's a steel cut.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
Got her diets so boring, like yeah, she got then
strawberries right every day and then they loud energy.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
Dude, I sit like five five inches from Sammy.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
I couldn't list anything.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
Really, so you probably did it. You probably did initially
and then you blocked out because it was anything you're
interested in.

Speaker 3 (01:33:06):
I just know the bar that she eats because you
guys talking about super loud rapper. Yeah, noisy.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
Well she waits till the microphones are on and then
she eats it. It's a National Cat Day. It's also
National Internet Day, menace.

Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
Oh shout out to the Internet.

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
It's a Feed the Bird's Day. It's World Sirias's Day
and World Stroke Day. Oh boy, there you go. Some
entertainment stuff for you today. Zachary Tye Brian got another
d u y home over the weekend. Yeah, I don't
even everybody's going to tell me he was on Home
Improvement back Brothers. Yeah. Timothy Challowmay made a special appearance

(01:33:44):
at a Timothy Challomey lookalike contest in New York City.

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
Nice that happened.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
Yeah, I don't know, Like who whose bright idea was that?

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
Hamm in a bunch of chicks. It sounds like a hipstercrap.

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
It sounds like it sounds like a gay thing. Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:33:57):
And also the organizers of that event find five hundred
bucks because it was not permitted.

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
Is he still with one of the Kardashians?

Speaker 3 (01:34:04):
Was he with Kyly? He was or with one of them.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
I'm not sure which one.

Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
But they haven't called the updates. They haven't said anything
about them breaking up, but they haven't been seen together
in a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Spider Man four scheduled for a July twenty twenty six release.
I'm busy though. Nice. Also, everyone's first video game that
you've probably ever played, at least in our generation was
Oregon Trail. Oh yeah, yeah, and it's being turned into
a movie. You guys see. He got winners Benji Passek
and Justin Paul. They're going to provide original music. They're
going to produce it. According to the Hollywood Report of

(01:34:37):
the screenplay will be just like the game, meant to
mimic nineteenth century pioneer times following a covered wagon that's
headed west. It will include the hilariously dark storylines filled
with broken arms and dysentery.

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
Yeah, gott y, that could be fun.

Speaker 1 (01:34:52):
Yeah it See Matthew Perry's Los Angeles mansion, you know
where he died in the hot tub. It was just
perch is by a movie producer and Arizona based real
estate developer eight point five five million dollars in the
Pacific Palisy. It's kind of a nice neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (01:35:10):
Would you have any interest in sitting in the hot tub?

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
I thought about that. I would turn it down. Yeah, sure,
it's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
I was about to ask, like, do you change out
the hot tub knowing something? Yeah, we didn't drown I
mean the hot dog. I mean the hot dog, the
hot tub didn't attack him.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
Yeah. So eight point five to five million, and according
to the La Times, the buyer is going to use
it as a vacation home, not the primary home. Pretty
good can get in there. I should barstool el presidente himself,
Dave Portnoy. He says that country singer Zach Bryan is
a pussy.

Speaker 3 (01:35:48):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:35:49):
Zach announce his breakup with Dave's close friend Brianna Chick
Chicken from I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
It was her, it was her user name. Okay, well
say chicken from.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
So Dave old story saying that he never liked Zack's vibe,
that he's a fraud, called him an insecure baby, and
that had some stories chiming in about how once Zach
unfollowed Brianna on social media just because she did a
red carpet interview and said that another guy at the
event looked hot. So he's one of those guys super
secure and there's a lot of chicks who are like

(01:36:20):
that too, you know, they just so freaky over the top.
Just Insecure also told a story about how Zack Brian
banned Dave from his concert that he did before the
Super Bowl because Zack saw an old clip from a
podcast that they had done together where Dave made a
joke to Brianna about how she had been going through
a phase of having a revolving door of boyfriends, which

(01:36:41):
was before she was even with Zach, but it pissed
him off enough to ban Dave from the show. He
sounds like a little bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:36:48):
He really does reactive medicine. Samy, can you explain who
all these people are? Well, these are all Zach Bryan.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
He's singer.

Speaker 3 (01:36:58):
They say he's country a Jason because like true country
fans will say that he's no, no, he's like more no, no, no,
He's more like a folk singer singer. The only person
in this mix I don't know who it is is
this Brianna chicken Frow. She's like one of the biggest
personalities on barstool.

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
Okay, I'm not familiar with her, but of course, Dave Portnoy.

Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
Listen to the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
You would be a big Dave portnoy guy he has.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
He did hit me up a couple of times to
share material that I produced, But I don't find and
I certainly appreciate what he does, but I don't find.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
Him to be appreciate especially interesting in and of himself.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
I'm sorry. Just the just the look from Greg when
you made that little humble bragg there.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
Just let you guys know that we do have a
slaw small history, right.

Speaker 8 (01:37:45):
I do like his.

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
His BFS podcast, Yeah he does. That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
Finn Wolfhard says that he saw something Greg something weird
when they were making it. He said they were filming
in this abandoned mansion in Toronto when he and some
of the other cast they went exploring and in a
room on the top floor, they saw a man in
black quote doing electrician work. Didn't think anything of it
until later when they found out that nobody knew who

(01:38:13):
the guy was and no one ever saw him again.
Electrical work. Oh my done, God, you guys, wow, Vinn says.
Finn says, quote, Yeah, it was pretty scary. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:38:27):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
Also, how is Finn Wolfhart not a porn name?

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
Uh? I'm some something something hard? Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
Yeah, Wolfhart.

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
Yeah, Keanu Reeves has a reputation for being one of
the nicest guys in Hollywood. But if you don't like
how the dog died in John Wick, you could blame
that on him.

Speaker 8 (01:38:47):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
The co director says that the movies investors hated the
idea of killing the dog. Thought it would be, you know,
something that would alienate the audience and kill the box office,
So they tried to make the directors change the endings
the dog survives, but Keano wasn't having it. Fought him
on it, and obviously he won, and the movie guys
did just fine.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
Yeah, they landed on their feet.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
Yeah, that's the one. I was very late to the
party on. I didn't see any of those John Wick
movies until years later, and man, I love them.

Speaker 3 (01:39:16):
How saw that good?

Speaker 1 (01:39:17):
There's like seventeen hundred at least.

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
Well three in a series, right, Yeah, Yeah, they did
the series about the hotel.

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
Yeah, but not the same I didn't watch any of
the series, but that last one that it just did
where I'm not gonna I don't want to spoil it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
I don't spoil it, but.

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
Apparently they're you know, they're going to do another one. Yeah.
Ava Longoria of all people, apparently saved John Wick. In
a recent interview, because it's been ten years since that
first one came out, I guess the producers said that
she stepped in and saved the day when they were
about to lose nearly six million in funding just days
before the shooting began. One of the investors couldn't get

(01:39:55):
the funds in time, so put the entire project at risk,
and so CAA then offered some of their actors a
chance to invest in. Ava Longoria jumped on it, and
that investment paid off. The first John wickfilm grossed over
eighty six million globally, and the franchise has since surpassed
a billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
Yeah, they'll be correct.

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
There are four movies, one series, an upcoming spinoff movie,
three video games.

Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
And four soundtracks. Damn the wicka Verse.

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
Lizzo posted photos of for Halloween costume this year. She's
dressed as the weight loss drug Lizzo from South Park.
Very funny, that's pretty funny. She even added advertising slogans
to the background of the Instagram picks that said Lizzo
is a great way to lose guilt and gain confidence
and the bottom had a warning that said, Lizzo side

(01:40:43):
effects may include a smile on your face and pep
in your step. So that's how you do it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
That's how it's done. She's losing weight, no minus listeners. Yeah,
I mean, if you look at that photo, she's definitely alone.
So she's finally like not denying reality anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
Lots of people seem to be getting ready for Halloween
by dressing up as the Menendez brothers. So some online retailers,
especially on eBay, they're offering up costumes and clothing that
look what the brothers war in jail or like during
their tennis playing days. All this interest, of course, has
everything to do with the TV show that Brian Murphy did,
the documentary about.

Speaker 5 (01:41:19):
To watch.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
I'm not gonna watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:41:21):
I don't care about it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
Here's the thing. I'm so disheartened by the whole idea
that this Ryan Murphy I'm not a documentary, this Ryan
Murphy projectization is having real life consequences and we're considering
we they're considering letting these two douchebags out.

Speaker 8 (01:41:38):
It happens a lot, well, it happens a handful of
time with documentaries, but this is the first time, I
could think of just a series doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
Yeah, I mean they killed their parents, they killed them
in cold blood exactly the reasons they did it. I
can understand, Okay, abused and everything. I get it, But
you still can't murder people. That's in my way of
how the world would work. Yeah, But in the real
world of how it works, no, you you can't do that.
So anyway, Yeah, the menenda, although, like when they had

(01:42:07):
the Jeffrey Dahmer thing was all over the place. There
were a ton of people dressing up his Dahmer co.
They get the glasses and everything. Time for the birthdays.

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
Showay, we're gonna it's shiver, We're gonna sit be.

Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
He was like, it's Shiverday, and you know, we don't
do Happy Birthday to Matt Hooper. I remember Matt Hooper
from Joss who's played by Richard dreyfo Richard who Richard Dreyfus,
is seventy seven years old today. Dan Cassianetta, who's Homer
on The Simpsons, does a bunch of other voices too.

(01:42:46):
He's sixty seven, went on a rider, Joyce Byers on
Stranger Things, he is fifty three. Gabrielle Union, he is
fifty two. One of Greg's favorite songs is by this
artist Tovlo. I remember that it's Toblow's birthday, right, so
I put that one in special for you, Thank you,
Happy Birthday, Tove. Tove is thirty seven, and he got

(01:43:08):
Randy Jackson from Tito in the Jackson is not to
be confused with the guy who was on American Idol
who's lost a lot of weight. And he's one of
those guys who was fat, lost a lot of weight
and looks super weird.

Speaker 3 (01:43:17):
Yes, he looks like deflated, like Al.

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
Roker from the Today's Show. He looks super weird. Or
what's the guy civil rights? Jesse Jackson out Sharpton. No, no,
or maybe both of them, Jesse not Jesse, I think crazy.
Randy Jackson's sixty three porn of birthday today is Yasmine
the Leon. She's had more hands in her guts than

(01:43:44):
the jack o' lantern, but she's been in one hundred
and sixty nine fine films, including Sister Slam. She was
in yas That Ass Volume one, the fashion shoot in
the desert turns into lesbian threes. That happens'd great, uh see.
She was also in awesome threesome with lovely horny ladies.

(01:44:06):
Anakana's Little Mama's volume nine. She was in Angelic Black
Asses volume one, and who can forget her unforgettable role
in Anally greeting Anally? What greedy, greedy, greedy? Yeah, she
just wants it all for herself. Give it to me,
anally greedy anal. That's Yasmine day Lyon, who is forty

(01:44:27):
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Yeah, if The Woody Show has ever offended you, we
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