The Woody Show October 30th 2024 Podcast

News Headlines, Golden Bachelorette, Redneck News & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is the dune to the graphic nature of this broken.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Is it lies?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. It
is Wednesday.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
It's October the thirtieth, twenty twenty four. Hello and good morning.
We are the Woody Show. My name's whatdy? That's Greg Gory.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Happy birthday, Woody.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
There's a menace. Happy birthday, wood We got Gina Gras,
Happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Sea Bass is here, we got Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Bort and Caroline are here. Morgan our associate producer, von
our video producer. I've uh yeah, thank you and Vonn
just like them. Yeah yeah, phones are open eight seven
seven forty four. What do he hit us up?

Speaker 6 (01:17):
With?

Speaker 5 (01:17):
The text over to two to nine eight seven Today
on the show wood you show a Golden Batch Threat.
It's a Halloween edition of Golden Batch Threat?

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Is it? It?

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Was this the final week or is it next week?
That's the final week on TV on TV. I look
it up, think to're wrapping it up. But yeah, thing
too with these these older ladies. Again, these are older
ladies who could be the next Golden batsch Thrette that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
They have the right personality. They this this week. They
often will be in like a Halloween get up and
they'll have you know, little pumpkins, the Greg's favorite, the
spider Warris.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah yeah, so classy.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yeah, well, you want to make sure I've learned. You know,
my son loves all this Halloween stuff. You want to
get the good fake spider webs. You don't want to
get that cheap stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh really, it's because it apart.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
You want to get the good ones that look really realistic.
Oh yeah, you know, going to put a big fake
plastic spider on it on a bush outside right next
to your styrofoam tombstone. Anyway, So that's coming up today,
also the trending news headlines. She is going to tell
us what's happening there. We got to get your votes
for the Woodies Show Employee of the Month for October. Nice,
we got board who's our current employee of the month.

(02:20):
We'll find out who's going to be the employee of
the month for October. Get your votes on that. Some
entertainment stuff Birthday's porn of Birthday all on the way
this morning here on the Woody Show. If you're going
to call in great text in great Also, you can
find us on social media at the Woody Show. Yeah,
some Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Did you know?

Speaker 5 (02:37):
I think you're going to find some of this stuff
facinating love it. Forty two NFL players with the most
points in their careers are all kickers. Yep, really the
forty three are the forty third highest scoring players Jerry
Rice because he rules it was a wide receiver, of course.

(02:57):
Fifty percent of sports fans are more likely to know
their favorite team's record than how much they have saved
for retirement. Also, sixty four percent believe they didn't start
thinking about retirement early enough, and thirteen percent over the
age of forty say they haven't even started yet. They
got another But they can tell you their their favorite

(03:18):
teams record. That's very important, all this stuff, But how
much do you have for retirement that I don't know?
No idea ancient Romans. They love their orgies so much,
Greg that an orgy planner became an actual job. Amazing,
that was a job, And if they did a great
job on the planning, they might even get invited to participate.

Speaker 7 (03:40):
They don't even get to get.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
All this work.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
And I can't even join in You guys remember the
song Smack My Bitch Up by Prodigy. Yeah, it only
has six different words in the entire song, but has
five songwriters credited. Really, there are six words in the
entire song. Ive songwriters credited on that truck. The math
math and broccoli is man made?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Did you know that?

Speaker 8 (04:07):
What?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
What?

Speaker 5 (04:08):
It was created by carefully breeding wild kale that had
the right traits. So cauliflower and Brussels sprouts are also
man made.

Speaker 7 (04:17):
Well, they're all cruciferous. They all come from the same thing.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
But what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
They're considered cruciferousble?

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Like what what you know there.

Speaker 7 (04:25):
That extra stinky when you when you.

Speaker 9 (04:28):
It's like cabbages, those are cruciferous. Brussels sprouts are basically
just mini cabbages exactly. Now think of the broccoli with
the little leaves. They look like kale. Now that you
mention it, you know those like leaves. Everyone comes sometimes
you see them nobody.

Speaker 8 (04:42):
The only time I mean broccoli is with broccoli breef.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
What broccoli beef beef broccoli brief?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, the only time, Yeah, the only time.

Speaker 8 (04:54):
Putting some soy sauce up on that and you can
probably pick the BROCOLI on it anyway, broccoli brief.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Do you guys know in Florida anybody can execute a
criminal on death row.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Wait, you can apply waiting list, right, This is why
you need to go, dude. I would tell, okay that
I would totally you flip the switch.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Hell yeah, I'd flip the switch. I'd pull the lever.
I would firing squad, firing squad. I would do all that.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
The guillotine, man, I'd.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Push the plunger of poison, whatever they're putting into the injection.
I'll do any of that stuff.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
What about I'll pull the guillotine lever, like, yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:30):
What about to pull the lever? You had to give
it filatio?

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Uh sure, yeah, because it's just a lever.

Speaker 8 (05:37):
Right, because I know you want to do it that bad.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Oh, I would do it. I'd smack the horse on
the ass to be drawn and cornered.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Hard, got out. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
And then if you get picked, by the way, not
only do you get to do it, they give you
one hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 7 (05:51):
You get paid to do it.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Pay to do this, Yeah, you'll pay that.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
See this could be a hobby.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Okay, part time execution. I do light execution. Yeah, flacy
on the lever. That cool.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
Hell, I'll not even sit on it afterwards, so exciting.
Young rabbits, pandas and other animals instinctively eat their mother's
feces because it contains bacteria that they need to properly
digest vegetation.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
They need it. What it's It's delightful.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Young rabbits, pandas and many other animals instinctively eat their
mother's species.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Isn't that what they do with kids that are a
C section? Do they rub them on the you know,
the creese down there to give them the mom's bacteria
for guy, for you know, human babies.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
What?

Speaker 5 (06:38):
No, you make that up? I could have sworn.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
I'll take this on. I thought you were in mental
well right as the questions, I don't know, all right?

Speaker 5 (06:48):
And here I'll give you one more little fun fact here.
Redheads have less hair on their heads than people with
other color hair. The average redhead has ninety thousand strands
of hair versus one hundred ten strands for blondes, yeah,
and one hundred and forty strands for Burnett's.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Sea bass has seventy thousand strands of hair. Good, But
red hair is thicker than those other ones.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh so you have less of it.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
But each strand is thicker. Yeah, you feel very vindicated.
My hands are up a wait to be called on.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah. Yes, microbiomes of sea section babies do look a
lot different than babies born vaginally. In fact, many are
swabbed with secretions if they are born via sea section.
Boom roasted all of you.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Wait, so wait, so one more time.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
So what I said is, hey, doesn't that like, as
we're talking about these animal babies eating poop to get bacteria?
I said, correct, Hey, doesn't that apply to humans also,
Like if they're born via sea section, don't they And
I was being joky a little bit, don't they rub
them on the.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Vadge to get the bacteria? And you go, oh, what
are you talking about? Nope, I thought you said they
rub it on the sea sections, And no, I thought.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
It was the poop, because that's what we're that's what
we were talking.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
About, was trying to be it's just trying to be uh,
you know, clean for the radio. But so what they like, dunk,
they like baptized the kids had and.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
To that that's what the thing. That's that's my implication
that I was saying, yeah, that does come from a
real thing. But they swab them.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Though they swab them.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
It's called vaginal seating. It was tested by several years ago.
Blah blah blah blah blah. So basically they just take
because they again they were funding that sea section babies
didn't have certain bacteria.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Okay, so they take some woman has the sea sections,
They take the baby out, and then what they.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Take a big old rag, wipe it up and I
guess rub the baby's head with it.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
But they so they wiped the woman's even sea section,
but they wipe the woman's vagina right and then rub
it on the baby.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Really, so, yeah, it says they Yeah, it says here, I.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Guess you were born vaginally. Not a big deal because
you probably dragged your tongue on the way out and
then you got it and then you got everything.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh yeah. Six weeks later, they took samples of the
baby's poop and study their fecal microbiomes, and they received
their mother's vaginal microbes of gut back to period.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Okay, yah, but I'm curious of how they do it again.
They just take a they say, a towel and they
they wipe it on the baby. I feel like I
don't want to know more, but at the same time,
I'm very curious that I would like to know.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
We never heard of that before neither.

Speaker 10 (09:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (09:16):
It says that the doctors will place gauze swabs in
your vagina during the sea section, and as soon as
your baby comes out, they'll get rubbed with the swabs
all over the face and body, eyes and mouth.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
Gross.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I think I have found a video. Gross. You guys
don't like, I don't like birth anything.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
This is they wipe it on and then just to
clean it off, like.

Speaker 7 (09:41):
Yeah, they put it in their eyes, in their mouth.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
There's probably no real thing behind it, but they just
focused like some doctor made it up to like here,
watch so you know you have to eat your placentae.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (09:54):
It says that babies born by sea section are slightly
more likely to have like allergies and asthma and stuff
like that.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
So that's I guess why.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
They do it. It'll be fine. Where are the dog
peanut elogies going from?

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Yeah, I'm swiping Yeah, all right, Well, now that we've
learned some stuff, phones are up at eighty seven to
seven forty four Woody. Hit us up with the text
over to two to nine eighty seven. More Woodies show next,
hang on?

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Do you ask for an answer? I gave you a question?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
No, whatity show?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Begging a bit? Hey, it's menace.

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Speaker 5 (10:41):
We are in two at the New Hour Insensitivity Training
Free politically correct World on a Wednesday morning. It's October
the thirtieth. Yeah, twenty twenty four? What is that's great?
Goring Hioody, how you got menace?

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Something like out?

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (10:57):
There's Gina grad Hey there, I forgot we got sea mass.
We get the phones open at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can hit us up with a text over to
two nine eight seven Coming up this hour, Golden Batch,
Theurette Halloween edition.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
It's either this week or next week.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
That ABC has their their finale of this round of
the Golden Batch Theurettes, but today the much more superior
version Sea Bass talking to the ladies of guilp dot
com and hooking them up with tips and you know
third day it's always fun. So a Halloween edition of that.
That's that's happening this hour. Some opportunities for you to

(11:38):
make some money, all right, the doorbell company Ring they're
doing a contest and Greg, this is perfect for you.
You're the one that says this craps possible.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
All right.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
It's called the Great Ghost Search, and they're looking for
quote undeniable footage of a ghost and if you can
do that, they'll give you one hundred thousand dollars. I'm
in now. Last year they did one call out of
this world. They were looking for legit footage of aliens.
Oh but what do you know? Nobody but nobody had

(12:07):
any shocking you main rules or videos have to be
thirty seconds or less and the footage must be filmed
on a ring device.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
I have some okay, perfect, See, oh my ring is
at the door and on the driveway. It's not in
the house where the ghosts are.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Well, you can get you can get ring like indoor cameras.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
I just bought some at Costco. There's like a three
pack of them for like two hundred bucks. They're nice. Yeah,
and they're they're wireless. You don't have to plug them in.
You just charge them up, okay, and you can sit
them anywhere in the house.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (12:36):
I have some footage from inside my garage where it's like, yeah,
just in case it's just like floating around. I usually
the one for my garage is usually to make sure
that I closed the door totally.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Oh I thought you had the what's called my cue.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
I put that on that too.

Speaker 8 (12:50):
I have that too, But I still sometimes I will
drive off, yeah, like forget.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
Because when I would always remember, like because the kids
are outside and are doing stuff, I'm like, man, these
idiot to close the garage door and I'm sitting there
laying in bed, I just pull it up on my phone.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (13:04):
So then so I'm like, oh, I kind of left
it open, so I'll just use my que to close it.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Everything's on my phone now everything.

Speaker 7 (13:12):
Do you put them inside to watch your pets?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
No?

Speaker 5 (13:17):
No, we we have it just you know. Uh and again,
what what you're gonna do with it. I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
That's the thing. I have the front door and then
the front yard on camera, but that's it. Oh I
don't want anything inside. I got make me feel everything.

Speaker 8 (13:33):
I got sensors, Like you walk close to the house,
the sensors off.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
And then you can look at them at any time.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
Yeah, I got I got cameras everywhere.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
How often do you check them?

Speaker 5 (13:45):
I check them a lot, Like even if we're out
of town for like an overnight, you know, before we
go to bed. Its kind of like we lock up
the house and do all the stuff. You know, I
checked the cameras. Or if I do hear a sound
like I hear something going on camera, Yeah, I just
pull up the cameras and I can switch around and
just look at all the different stuff and.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
Hit a microphone, like get out of here.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
Some of them do, and I have some of them there.

Speaker 8 (14:07):
Like this is a siren that's so loud to pretty
much like pierce your ears.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's stupid. Yeah, the actual alarm itself.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
What if you're home alone and you just want a
Joe in the kitchen and then you think, I wonder
if my wife is watching.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, they would be sure. Hey, check the camera at
the show.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
I did think about it, like if I'm out of town,
like maybe I'll put one in the shower and let
my wife know it's there, you know, on you know, yeah,
before I got to take a shower, check the camera.
I also have one position right under the rim of
the toilet seat.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, but let me know after gat a big meal.
The other thing that I.

Speaker 8 (14:46):
Really like too is like, yeah, you you know, you
have all these sensors set up and these cameras and stuff,
but you have to like be checking your phone. I
also have one of those chimes, so you have a
chime too, So like, let's say, but.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
I'm not recognizing from what you're describing.

Speaker 8 (15:02):
Yeah, it's just like little I don't know, this is
a little tiny device that you plug in and if
like somebody walks by the sensor, a little chime sound
will happen in the house.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
I'm not that paranoid.

Speaker 7 (15:12):
This is too much.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Yeah that no people have all this phone just in general.

Speaker 8 (15:17):
Like that's what I'm saying, Like if people, if you
have all this stuff and then you're not even checking
your phone, what does matter?

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Well, because what am I going to do in the moment,
I think it's more.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
For that goes off.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
I'm getting my strap, you check, But I think I
think it's more for uh oh, I'm not worried about
it if I'm at home necessarily. It's for when I'm
not at home, or if something does happen I have
there's maybe some video that I could see what happened, right,
or be able to identify a person or you know,
not the cops care.

Speaker 7 (15:47):
But does your stuff get stored, like how often does
it recycled?

Speaker 5 (15:51):
I have a I have a subscription, you know, through
ring you have a subscription, you know, you can do
it where they archive for a certain amount whatever whatever
they offer. I bought, so you know I have that.
But my point is I have everything on. My wife
just had these automatic blinds installed.

Speaker 7 (16:08):
Fun.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Yeah, because they're in a place where it's like to
reach in like it. They're kind of like you know, recessed,
and then there's a place where you can like put
stuff at about shelf level. So to get to like
where you would do it manually would be a pain
in the ass. So okay, I'm like, we'll go with
these manual these automatic. Yeah, but now there's an app
for that, so I have an I have an app
for that. There's an app for the toaster, the new

(16:33):
washer and dryer, there's an app for that, of course,
all the other things there's I have a whole it's
just called home Management, ring Paul's Smart Things nests.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Uh automatic, did you home Kit on your iPhone?

Speaker 5 (16:52):
Home Management?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:53):
No, no, not home Kids, just called home. It's a
folder home of all the different apps. This is something
else with some kind of lifing. Oh, the the heated
floors in our master bathroom lighting, the pool robot, the
backup batteries for the for the house, you know, energy stuff,

(17:14):
uh Wi Fi blink my cue stream links.

Speaker 8 (17:19):
Yeah, for my heated driveway I have. I would take
a look at, uh the iPhone home Kit because it
might be able to put all that in one place
and a one app.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
You just like one app? Yeah, so you just and
then that's cool.

Speaker 8 (17:36):
Different things.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
There's one thing I have on an app that I love,
and that's my outdoor sprinklers.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
That's it's really cool.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
I should look into that.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
I never thought I would like it. I love it.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
The other thing I was gonna bring up I told
you can make some money. So if you can catch
a ghost on your ring, cool, I'm getting that footage.
You can also earn one million dollars if you're able
to get the better of Apple's AI system. So you know,
beer geeks, man, they're all interested. It's a bounty that
they announced in Apple. The you know, pretty big talk
when it comes to this Apple intelligence stuff, and so

(18:08):
you know, got to give to him. They' putting their
money where their mouth is. But they're so confident that
it's security system and their private cloud stuff is secure
that easily. I mean they can give a million dollars
to not think about it, a million dollars for Apples
nothing but still a million bucks, I know, life changing. Yeah,
they said we'll hand it over glad that anybody who

(18:30):
can crack it.

Speaker 8 (18:31):
There was this one guy today that was like a
hacker and he like took the challenge with this one
site and he tried to notify them, said hey, I
found a flaw. I want to get my bounty, and
no one was getting back to him. So he went
to the CEO's page.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
He wrote on his.

Speaker 8 (18:48):
Pages like hey, I'm trying to get ahold of you.
I found a flaw that's pretty funny, and they got mad.
They did well, that's the way to do it.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah, that's that's the way to do it.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
One more money thing, real quickly, we'll go to the
break and then we'll have a golden batch threat the
Halloween editions. So three hundred employees, you know, the hockey team,
the Tampa Bay Lightning. So these three hundred employees benefited
because the guy he sold his majority steak in the team,
and so his share of the team went for about

(19:21):
one point eight billion dollars.

Speaker 8 (19:23):
What nice walker.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
So of that money, twenty million went to bonuses for
these three hundred employees. So everybody got somewhere between fifty
thousand and sixty six thousand dollars. And they're not out.
I mean, they're still working there.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Awesome.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
He just you know, he just sold his majority steak
in the team. Oh cool, Yeah, pretty cool. Twenty million
dollars and just all of a sudden, a fifty thousand
or sixty six thousand.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Nice pretty dope. It's pretty cool, man.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
I think the last bonus I got was in the nineties.
Jeff Vinnick, what a good guy. Yeah, looking Jeff, No
you've gotten ratings bonus bonus.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
Yes, yeah, you mean like a Christmas bonus, like just hey, yeah,
for nothing doing absolutely nothing.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Here's a no reason bonus, Like what for for whatever reason?

Speaker 5 (20:10):
Oh no, Greg, you're you're forgetting they did that pizza
party not that long there was free pizza in the
iHeartRadio Red Room.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Pepperoni bonus.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
It's a Pepperoni bonus. Enjoy Show, Welcome back, And as promised,
we are about to deliver another ound of Woodies show,
a Golden Bachelorettes. Yeah, so tonight on ABC you've got
their Golden Bats, the Golden Bacherette. This is a Woodie show.

(20:42):
It's much superior to what you're going to see on ABC.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Real personalities, that's right, not some fake TV garbage, that's right.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
And it's a you know, different different ladies on Is
it still guilt dot Com?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
That's because there where you can find ladies who want
to talk to you about Also.

Speaker 8 (20:59):
For all the hay, this is to celebrate women and
to acknowledge them and highlight that.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
If you want to turn it into something ugly, that's that's.
We're talking to these classics about all kinds of stuff
and they're what makes you happy?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:13):
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (21:15):
And so see Batch is talking to these nice ladies.
You're gonna hear like the little money chi ching sound
that is a tip to tip that that that he
is giving them for their time. And we show eight
Golden Bachelor. I say, Halloween editions.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
So I'm talking to this first lady, Candace, and just
about what her Halloween plans are.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
All right, here's Candace.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Oh you remember that a lot of these women when
you tip them a dollar, they have a bluetooth link
to a person or toy that will massage them.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
Yeah, yeah, all right, here we go.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
Oh yes, Sebastian, baby happy.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
All We thank you so much. Sebastian, seeing as one of.

Speaker 6 (21:56):
My go tos is always a wonder woman cost jim straight, easy,
low maintenance and I have the body for it.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Of course.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Yeah wow.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yeah, Candice is pretty fall for a lady about pushing
sixty and.

Speaker 6 (22:16):
I have the body for it, of course.

Speaker 8 (22:21):
About talking about it, it's funny.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
And so Chris, we're talking Halloween, talking costumes, Let's talk
candy of course.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Me what is your fa tall candy.

Speaker 6 (22:38):
Favorite Halloween candy? Well, I'm an old school candy eater.
I like milk dogs, I like jocks, I.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Like I like.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
Twizzlers, sugar daddies.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Those are my favorite girls.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
She's like, okay, because clearly you weren't getting what you
wanted from her.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Oh god, oh yeah. So one of the things is
a lot of these girls. Of course, I mean some
stream in the mornings we found but love streaming nights,
like can you stream? And are you gonna have trick?
Are you about trickor treaters coming to your door?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
And yeah, like you're trying to work here, you get.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
No, I haven't ten years.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Honestly.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
I actually move around a lot, and I moved to
different states all the time, so I have not gotten
any trick or treaters.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Thank you, lover.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
I appreciate that, because you know what, I think that
people don't really trick or treat anymore. I think they
go to like carnivals and shopping malls and the malls
and things like that and then don't really do the
door to door things anymore. But but no, there hasn't
been any trick or treats.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
The best one ever, Oh yeah, she's gotta go. She's
got a phrase.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Yeah, well she's talking about those trunk or treat events.
They set up like in a parking lot and everybody
opens their trunk and the old decorator all this flare
and something. The kids get to go around there, because yeah,
it's so dangerous kids going around the nicer neighborhoods.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
I mean every year going on, many kids are just
killed in treating.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
Yeah, well it's probably as many kids get abducted while
their mom is putting the shopping cart away.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
That's daily.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
I get the trunk or treating again. If you do
live in a neighborhood that just doesn't set up for
trick or treating, I get it for that's that's the
whole fun.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Yeah, if you're on a really busy road, but usually
you take those kids and you go to one of the.

Speaker 7 (24:47):
Go to another neighborhood, sub divisions or whatever. Who is
she evading?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Why is she on the run? I moved to different
states a lot, not.

Speaker 7 (24:54):
Just cities, different states.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah, experience things you could drive back to your house.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Maybe she's in the military.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Clearly she's got a remote job, so that's true, she's
able to do it from wherever.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Well.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
One of the nice things about this particular website where
we're finding these golden bachelorettes is that it's.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
All it's worldwide.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
So I found Macie, who's a Scottish last and I
of course asked her if she even knows what you know?
Do you have any concept of Halloween?

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Bon Bonner and what's her name? May Macy?

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (25:30):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Do you celebrate tall o ween incont?

Speaker 2 (25:37):
I've never, I've never my.

Speaker 13 (25:42):
So good, Oh no, I've never celebrated it.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Is all we too scary for you.

Speaker 13 (25:51):
No, not because it's scary, just because I really can't
be bothered getting dressed up. I like getting dressed.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Up in clothing.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
My blinding stone. Oh my god, you told me the
right way. Some of the women, the massager hits them
differently than others. Sure, and I think Macie really enjoys it.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Yeah, but what do you thinks hitting her?

Speaker 4 (26:19):
I mean, that's true, I got Do you think she's
being hyperbolic?

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Well?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Some of you some are bad actors, That's that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
It's way better though. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
So, so she likes dressing in posh clothing. Well, also,
I asked her, might be, Well, you could be. You
don't have to be a scary person. You could be
like a pretty princess if you wanted to.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
You and princess are all.

Speaker 13 (26:47):
I could Yes, most definitely. Queen Mary of Scotland was
a princess before she was Queen Mary of Scotland.

Speaker 7 (26:57):
Oh, yes, so.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Good, Queen Mary pretty.

Speaker 13 (27:03):
Oh well, I don't know about that. Probably in her time.
Oh yeah, so good.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
You know what, I got to give it to her
A for effort she's working over because that last one, Candice,
like she was good, you know, for a couple of
but she was on a roll, like right in the
middle of the thought. You could have hit her like
four times that thing and you would have never known
the difference.

Speaker 7 (27:28):
She wanted to talk about candy.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Yeah, like like Jim right in the middle of talking
about the queen.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Mom.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
I know I'm learning history and you know, yeah tell ye.
So I asked her, you know, quite frankly and intentionally
angering question. More about clothing you have killed?

Speaker 13 (27:45):
Oh no, ladies still wear kills, darling. It's the only
men that wear kills.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Oh yeah, so good. Oh what is your favorite tall candy?

Speaker 14 (28:00):
Well?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I light linked chocolate? Oh myne.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
So good, lovely God.

Speaker 13 (28:10):
Yeah, you did get me.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
It's quite right, you did you got, I was talking
about chocolate chocolates.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
How can it be so funny yet so depressive?

Speaker 5 (28:26):
His grandmother somebody's grandma.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Maybe the next Bachelor.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Yeah, well it's what he show, a golden bachelott This
is the Halloween addition. Isn't this better than what you mean?
I do want to watch one when I have not
watched one episode. Wouldn't even compare a Bachelor bachelorette, Golden Bachelor,
golden bachelorette. I just know that we are better at distant.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
They are far more entertaining.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
It is way more entertaining. So I went further down
the international uh pumpkin hole okay, and found a Roadian
girl who speaks a little bit of English.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
What's her name?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Her name is Serena? Serena?

Speaker 5 (29:04):
All right, here's Serena.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah, happy, all.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Wow, Okay, happy Halloween.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
What are you you know?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
I'm from Rumania, so.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
I love.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yeah, get it as a joke.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
I don't think you said blood. Now, we wouldn't have
to bleep out blood now, what's the matter? Why is
what's wrong with blood? So she and she knows again,
I guess that's Romani. That's all they have is Dracula.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Basically, no offense makes sense, but she she keeps going
with the sucking and the blooding jokes. You know, the
blood goes there.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
So oh yeah, what is your favorite tall we can?

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yes, I have powered candy.

Speaker 15 (30:04):
Do you have some candy for me to don't suck
your blood?

Speaker 16 (30:15):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (30:15):
Yes, I like them, she says.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
She I don't know if she does. She claims she
likes candy Cory.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
She could be a lover.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
Yeah, we we have that in common.

Speaker 7 (30:27):
Yeah, you're already off to the race.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Yeah, I mean I would never go all the way
over there to see her. I won't even you know,
we fly.

Speaker 7 (30:32):
Her in, we fly her in traffic her sure.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Sure.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
It's called trafficking now.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
Shoot, I forgot Yeah, not.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
Just a blindness, it's international trafficking.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
There you go, some very women showing their true personality.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Do you show a Golden Bachelorette you guys?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Halloween edition from the Ladies of guilf dot Com shows next,
hang on.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Ain't no party. Look, it would have show party, but
it would have show party.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
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Speaker 10 (31:41):
This is the wood Show.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Well now they're all horned up all right now Literally,
anybody else's underwear just get really tight.

Speaker 8 (31:51):
I know, it's just so tight.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
Old ladies, Golden Batch, the rent. Somebody said it's unsettling
when they say sea basses full like Sebastian. Yeah, they
think that's they think that's disgusting about.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
At least the women today were very emotive, very Sometimes
they're a little understated. Yeah, they really got into it.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Am I supposed to open this thing now?

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (32:20):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:21):
The birth tables.

Speaker 7 (32:24):
Warning on it. No, it's for you. It has mornings
on it so you wouldn't get mad.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
What is the what's the bag?

Speaker 9 (32:31):
Say?

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Says relax. It's not a big present.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, let me see.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
Oh, it's just a little something. Calm down.

Speaker 7 (32:40):
Okay, there's a card in there that you should probably
start with freaking out.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Am I supposed to read the card? Is that boobs?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
No, that's a w It looks like let me let
me show uh, let me show Vaughn. All right, So
there's that's a double.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (32:56):
It looks like a butt that I would draw in elementary.

Speaker 7 (32:59):
Like the far coming out of it.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Or a self portrait of your knockers, a lyrical fart.

Speaker 8 (33:06):
I think, all right, you can.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Oh, he's I think he's editing so that when I
just do that.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
Okay, it was a portrait.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Now it's cans.

Speaker 7 (33:17):
Yeah, it's cans.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
There's a little hearts on too, Okay, very nice.

Speaker 7 (33:22):
Yeah, they want to take things too seriously.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
Says I'm so sorry, you're getting old. Well, she wrote
on it, you're getting It was.

Speaker 7 (33:31):
A sympathy card.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Words can express what it feels like to creep toward fifty.
I just know that you are being held in so
many hearts today in the days to come, with the
hope that comfort and peace will be yours as you
continue to sprint towards the grave, gone off the rail

(33:52):
much love Gina will she against She had to customize it,
you know, because it wasn't it was a sympathy card. Yeah,
she crossed out what it feels like to lose someone
you love. Cross that out, comforted piece will be yours
with time cross with time out as you continue to
sprint toward the grave.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Price And this is just.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
A little something made me think of you. Thought, you
know what. I know, you get everything yourself, but I
couldn't follow the rules.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
Oh wow, look at that, guys. It's a whole care
package of tasty cakes.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Perfect.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
There's candy cakes, chocolate junior. Oh, a lot of candy.

Speaker 9 (34:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
I just said, give me whatever you get cakes.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
And chocolate juniors.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Oh, bab I had to go.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
To a Philly sandwich place.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Well, yeah, you can get them everywhere.

Speaker 7 (34:34):
No you can't.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
She can't.

Speaker 7 (34:37):
Target doesn't have them. The grocery started, But I said,
how many do you want? I'm like, how many do you have?

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Just give me?

Speaker 7 (34:43):
Give me what you got?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Happy birthday? That was your big fact?

Speaker 5 (34:47):
Like how like she thinks so far ahead on people's days? Yeah,
like she got menace the Bucky stuff on it, right,
and I'm saying, like she got the the tasty cake stuff.

Speaker 7 (34:59):
I like giving.

Speaker 8 (35:00):
Also to mister Grims who got a carrot cake fifty Yeah, it's.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Carrot cake for my favorite place. It's called Stone Fire Grill.
They have the best carrot cake I think I've ever
had an. I am a carrot cake connoisseur and decorated
on the top. It's just like got a whole bunch
of candy corn that spell out Happy Birthday, Woodie. Oh,
thank you very much to mister grimmis probably the hardcore

(35:28):
Woody Show listener fan.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (35:30):
The cake is probably seventy five pounds.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Oh yeah, those are heavy. It looks are really heavy.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
If you saw our instagram, mister Grimm stop by yesterday.
He had like the suitcase full of stuff. Yeah, literal
snacks because he flies in from Hawaii.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
You have to check that bag.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
He flies in from Hawaii and he brings all these
snacks for us. All that well, the one thing that
wasn't local. He had this literal, like five gallon bucket
that's full of resent peanut butter cups.

Speaker 7 (36:01):
I believe the count was three hundred and seventy five
or something like that.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
His suitcase was like a clown car. It was like
stuff just kept coming out at this and then at
the very end of the bucket of you.

Speaker 8 (36:12):
Know, so Goodrek can watch on Instagram story at the
Wooden Show.

Speaker 7 (36:16):
Are we going to crack that cake over?

Speaker 5 (36:17):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (36:18):
It looks amazing. Do you know?

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Are you the type of person who has at home
like a box of cards for different occasions?

Speaker 7 (36:24):
I do. But when I'm at the store and I
see like, I'm like, oh, maybe that's a cute card.
I should add it to my collection.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Yeah, I've got to that stage where I'll see a card.
It's there's nobody's birthday coming up, but I gotta have it.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
What I should do because I'm always the king of
last minute. It's somebody's birthday that doesn't live anywhere close
that I've got it, like, you know, my mom's birthday,
and so I'm like, oh, damn it. It's like in
two days to go to the store get it fed exit.

Speaker 7 (36:50):
Oh you're one of those oh yeah, twenty dollars card.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Twenty dollars card.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
You end up fed exing it and it's being like
forty dollars yeah for card.

Speaker 8 (37:00):
You know what I'm all about for people that are
out of town. The Amazon gift wrapping, so like, you
buy something on Amazon and I'll gift wrap.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (37:09):
I've been using that like crazy, like for some of
the you know, send some thank you to the people
when we visit them at UFC, and it's easy and
it shows up rap.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
That's awesome. It's and thank you to a lot of people.
In the text texting over happy birthday five oh five,
texting over happy birthday? What do you share a birthday with?
My mom, who is sixty nine years old?

Speaker 4 (37:30):
My day?

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Nice, it's a hot birthday.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
I don't even know how old you are, forty seven,
forty eight, forty eighty eight. Yeah, you are barreling towards fifteen. Man,
that old bull, like five years. I'll know what it's
like to be Greg right now. I know it's a show.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Will be right back.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
But all that means it's Sam, Please, it's.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
The show, and we'd get another new hour in sense
of two many training for a politically correct world. It's Wednesday.
It's October the thirtieth, twenty twenty four. Woody, Greg Gory, Menace,
Gina gram Sammy Sea Bass Phones open eight seven seven

(38:15):
forty four, Woodie.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Send us your text with whatever you got, comments, pithy
or positive, any kind of thoughts on a topic, whatever
it is you got for us. Just check in even
get us up over to to nine eighty seven. We'll
get some of the trending news headlines for you this hour.
And since it's the second to last day of the month,
I need your nominees for the Woody Show Employee of

(38:39):
the Month. Bort is the current employee of the month
raining the Ragning Champ.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Two time winner.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Wow Bort Tholomew bort Tholow you, Brady is he is
our current employee of the month. So I'll let you
go ahead and give us a vote first, who do
you think should be the October employee of the Month? Man,
This is a hard one.

Speaker 17 (38:59):
I'm not too sure how much stood out other than
obviously since his October it's MENACE's birthday month.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Oh yeah, and.

Speaker 17 (39:07):
With everything that he had on the on the bucket list,
I think especially getting Morgan and Vaughn out to the
UFC headquarters and all the social media content we got,
I'm gonna go with menace.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
All right, thank you. Sports vote is for Menace Menace,
who gets your vote?

Speaker 8 (39:24):
Let's take a look at it. You know that I
always love to reference our YouTube page because it kind
of gives me a reminder of like all the content
that was made. And I feel that we got a
lot of content out of Sammy this month, and especially
with you know, her adventures that she went on with
h to see the northern lights, and that I brought
it out of content.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
Yeah, the story, this story that was years ago. Yeah,
guys now married. I know at the time he had
a girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (39:52):
That he married that he ended up married.

Speaker 8 (39:54):
But then yeah, we hear about like all the cool
stuff that she does on the weekends and we got
have fun with that. So yeah, I think Sammy brought
a lot of content that you know, you might not
think about, but she did all month long.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
So all right, Sammy, I'm.

Speaker 11 (40:12):
Going with This was really tough decision for me, but
I am going to go with Morgan. She's just very
consistently good at everything that she does. But she also
has been She was out for a couple of days,
but she did so much prep before she left, and
she was still kind of doing stuff when she was gone.
And also, and this is kind of what solidified it

(40:34):
for me, is that Vaughan has been having some car trouble.
So Morgan has been bringing him to work and bringing
him home every day. And I mean that's you know,
team effort right there that I think is still above
and beyond to make everything run here.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
So Morgan, this.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Car is still not fixed.

Speaker 8 (40:53):
No, no, a while ago. Well it's uh have a
axle replaced?

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Oh, an axle and an engine?

Speaker 7 (41:04):
An engine?

Speaker 8 (41:05):
Oh oh, I thought it's a piston in the engine.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Piston. Okay, yeah, there's.

Speaker 7 (41:09):
Something and with my when my whole bumper thing that
took a month and that's just waiting for paperwork.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
And how's your axle?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
All right?

Speaker 5 (41:19):
So your v is Morgan? Yes, all right, Morgan? Who
gets your vote for what do you show employee the
month for October?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Well?

Speaker 18 (41:26):
I was going to make a joke and say Sammy
and then be like just kidding, I'm going with menace.

Speaker 7 (41:30):
But that was really sweet that you just said Sammy.

Speaker 18 (41:33):
So I'm not going to do that joke anymore. I'm
just gonna say straight up menace, because no brainer this month?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Uh, he took me to UFC headquarters. But also what people.

Speaker 18 (41:41):
Don't realize is the more time you spend with Menace,
the more, if you're smart, you'll learn from him. Like
I'm learning so much about networking. I'm learning about just
like going and doing stuff and then getting content and
then bringing it to a meeting versus you know, bring
in an idea and then doing.

Speaker 5 (41:57):
The slightly retarded version of Yoda, Like the Yoda was
a little slow in certain areas.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
What are they call what's that called?

Speaker 5 (42:07):
Greg, there's like were people like, yeah, yeah, like they
really they're certain areas man where they're like super human,
But there's other stuff like spelling or reading.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Necessary things, stuff you never need.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
Right, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
But yeah, big month, Greg Gory.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
I mean, the menace argument is very compelling. The nomination
process always makes me rethink why did I go with
my choice? Because the menace argument is very compelling. Wood
he is off the table. I think I would have
nominated you. We had a whirlwind month and a lot
of it was organized by you, and it was hilarious
because of a lot of stuff we did. Indeed, but
you're off the table. But as compelling as the Morgan argument,

(42:52):
the menace argument I am going to go with Sammy.
Sammy as a body of work. I'm looking at it
like they're just you're looking at her body for her body.
Take the training and then be for her body of work.
She's also like you, like you mentioned about Morgan, consistent,
detail oriented, and you never really slow down on any
of it. There's never a day where you think like

(43:13):
Sammy's kind of just in the background. You know, you're
always organized and helpful. Okay, so just overall for standing there.

Speaker 7 (43:22):
Well, I don't know if this is going to help,
because it doesn't sound like they're gonna win. But I
was thinking about this and I think, you know, every day,
not only does he make me laugh till I cry,
but every day I notice more and more stuff that
Greg does off the mic, like he you got a
lot of you got a lot of stuff on your plate.
I feel like, I see you're print and stuff and

(43:43):
you're doing stuff and I'm very impressed by that, and
you make me laugh until I cry. I'm going Greg, yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Babe, make out.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Probably should.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Just go get Greg tried.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
Yeah, who do you think should be the what do
you show Employee of the Month? Did you get Caroline's vote? Board,
like who who does she like? Caroline? Who do you want?

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Who do you like?

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (44:10):
Actually I was gonna say Gina for this. I just
think she's been doing a lot and just joined and
ever since she's joined, there's just a new energy and
it's very uplifting and I think she brings a lot
to the.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Shows so much.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
W don't you guys just make.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
You really should fine?

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Yeah, it's like than Vaughn.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
Who gets your vote?

Speaker 19 (44:42):
Yeah? Tough month for sure, And this is a big
argument for the UFC thing and all that that was
a huge Hoese people.

Speaker 8 (44:50):
Forget that Vaughn came along as well.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Always forget the black guy.

Speaker 19 (44:58):
You guys, Morgan bringing me to work for the past
two or three weeks has been awesome.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
So toss up.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
I want to go.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
Morgan Morgan got Yeah, she's your rocket. Yeah yeah, dude.
What's up with your car? By the way, my engine?
So the engines like totally could put.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Okay, what kind of car do you have? Like what
year is it?

Speaker 19 (45:22):
How old between nineteen Hondai I Lantra twenty nineteen and
it's already got an engine. Yeah, but let them finish
because you found out. Yeah, I found out there was
basically a hole in the engine. Basically there was like
some issue going on with the car. Yeah, so Hondai
is going to replace the engine.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
For free, So it should twenty nineteen.

Speaker 19 (45:41):
So that approved a couple of days ago. When should
get it back by monday.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
They didn't give you anything in the meantime though, like
your insurance company didn't give you anything in the meantime.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Or no, they said they had no loaners.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
Wow, but I thought like yeah, yeah, I guess when
it's a mechanical thing. I know, if you have an
accident company, but even you're insure and company will step
up or you know, they have something where they can
get you at least a rental car.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Around like recalls like that.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
Who knows, Yeah, well, especially because it's something that's their
own damn fault, knowla seure they replaced the engine, but
they should even if they don't have a loaner, like
a dealer loan something. They're all those dealerships are always
hooked up with a local rental agency when they have
overflow of people that need loaner vehicles for stuff like that.
I mean, that sucks three weeks, just a few more

(46:27):
days engine. How's Morgan as a driver? Is she like
a decent driver?

Speaker 10 (46:32):
She?

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Crazy?

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Zoom?

Speaker 5 (46:35):
I was behind Morgan one time on the way into work,
and I knew it was her because I recognized the car.
We were like, you know, about to take the same exit.
This bitch, You think I drive fast? Hauls? Oh my god?
Oh yeah dangerously? Does the car have breaks? Were not sure?

(46:57):
I will send your nominees over what you showing eployee
of the month on the text over to two two
nine eight seven. You can also hit us up with
an email if you want to make a more lengthy
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dot com. We're gonna take a break and then Gina
Gratte' update us on some of the trending news headlines.
That's next, tang, I kick your feet up on the

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Speaker 5 (48:27):
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tasty cake. I've already had one, and I say one.
I had one package. I had one whole package of
the peanut butter candy cakes.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Hit the spot. Yeah I like that.

Speaker 8 (48:46):
Oh yeah, there's a lot of nice messages.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Happy Birthday to.

Speaker 8 (48:49):
You on our Instagram.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Oh nice. At the show on Instagram, I.

Speaker 8 (48:52):
Did use a throwback photo of you because there's not
on well like when you're like first starting down radio,
because there's actually not a lot of just solo photos
by design.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
Yeah, that is a very throwback. Yeah fourteen. It might
be so I never seen this photo. Yeah, I don't
think so.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Yeah, that's a I was working as a board ops
is one of the first things you do when you
work in radio. I was a board op at B
ninety four in Pittsburgh, at Top forty station in Pittsburgh,
and I believe I was at this time running a
show called Open House Party run by this guy named
John Garrett Beedian who I met years and years later

(49:34):
at like a at a radio thing. And it was
a pretty check off the George though.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
I fire.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
I was seventeen there. Wow, I was about to turn eighteen.

Speaker 7 (49:49):
No sign of facial hair.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
No, no, no, What were your radio dreams?

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Then?

Speaker 5 (49:55):
I wanted to work at that station. I wanted to
be on the air at that station, but I worked
like promotion, you know, I was a board up, I
did you know, stuff like that at that station. And
then I ended up getting a an on air gig
at a station just outside of Pittsburgh at the same
time I was working at this place in this photograph,
and I was on the air there. Ended up being

(50:16):
full time there within like a month or so, and
then also got another job at a different radio station,
the first one that was like the first alternative rock
station I got to work at. Oh well, yeah, it
all really started happening right around the time of this photo.
So as far as like a career on the personal side,
not much because I was just so focused on just

(50:36):
the the career part. That is a really old photo.
In fact, I have a bumper sticker here in the studio.
Somebody sent this to me because I had mentioned B
ninety four before, uh huh, and somebody sent me in
the mail. This is one of the stickers that I
would hand out at events as a promotions.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Rily stop og vintage.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Donald's and oh sweet, yeah, I mean that's this is
like one of the would you know, literally one of
the ones I would hand out me these these places
don't even exist anymore. The things on the back coupons, Yeah,
pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
A very small little local radio station in my hometown.
They had this Victorian house and it was on the
second floor. And I went in the middle of the night,
just knocked on the door. The DJ, the overnight DJ answered.
I said, Hi, I'd love radio. Can I check it out?
Let me go in and see how everything worked. And
I thought, if I could just get one shift a
week at this tiny little radio station, my life would

(51:39):
be made.

Speaker 8 (51:42):
Dreams accomplished.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Yeah, right, we worked out GDA grad. What are the
trending news headlines today?

Speaker 7 (51:48):
Well, in New York, Yankees won Game four the World
Series last night in New York. The game was pretty
close until it wasn't and came off. Yep, all of
a sudden, the Yankees came alive and the final score
was eleven to four. Game five is tonight. Meanwhile, you
guys saw this. A Yankees fan grabbed Mookie BET's glove

(52:09):
as he was trying to make a catch, and the
fan literally pried Mookie's glove open and ripped the ball out.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yeah, and of.

Speaker 7 (52:17):
Course he was understandably pissed about this, and the fan
that did it was kicked out, along with the guy
sitting next to him, who also gotten the way by
like shoeing Mooky like trying to get him away so
his buddy could get the ball.

Speaker 8 (52:28):
That was No, he wasn't doing that, actually was. I
watched because that's the part actually when I stopped watching.
But no, the guy that was sitting next to him
was actually like trying to keep the ball in Mookie's
glove because the other guy was trying to rip it out.

Speaker 7 (52:43):
It looked like he was shoeing him away.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
He wasn't watch a thousand times.

Speaker 7 (52:47):
Well he got ejected.

Speaker 8 (52:48):
Yeah, I understand why he got ejected because he's still
he still touched the player, but like he was trying
to help him.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
There was a fan, a Dodgers fan at Dodger Stadium
Game one, the fan interference thing. So not only and
I didn't know this. I know they got kicked out,
but they're now banned for life from Dodger Stadium. I
don't know that guy should be that guy. I don't blame.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Because he's just in the stand.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
It looks like a ball is coming right for him,
you know what I mean, and he's you know, reaching
out to catch it. But like but this New York guy, Yeah,
that's see, that's different. Like i'd give the guy at
Dodger stadium a break because I don't I don't think
he was trying to interfere with the the play. I
think he legitimately thought it was in the stands and
he was just trying to catch the home run. But
I mean this guy brought his own glove.

Speaker 8 (53:32):
Yeah, And I think that's one of those dudes, the
other New York guy. He got caught up in the moment,
and he was like trying to be helpful.

Speaker 7 (53:38):
But this is interesting. You you make an interesting point, menace,
because the other dude grabs Mookie's wrist and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
But he's kind of shoving Mooky's hand into his own glove.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Yet get hold on. But it is aggressive, still interference.
He still can't do that.

Speaker 8 (53:54):
Yeah, I'm just saying that guy got caught up in
the moment. Yeah, he was trying to be helpful. But no,
get ejected for even like touching as you should be.

Speaker 7 (54:02):
He had a firm grip on his wrist.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Well.

Speaker 7 (54:05):
Joe Rogan says he shot down a podcast interview with
Vice President Kamala Harris after her campaign made a lot
of demands, but he still says he hopes it'll happen,
But he said Kamala's team wanted him to travel to
her and for their chat to last for only an hour,
and you know he.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Does long.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
Three at exactly.

Speaker 7 (54:25):
He tweeted about it and said, I strongly feel the
best way to do this is in the studio in Austin.
My sincere wish is just to have a nice conversation
and get to know where as a human being. I
really hope we can make it happen. So I wonder
if she'll say, you know what, this is worth my time.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
It's probably a good idea that she would do it,
But then people would also say and maybe argue that
I mean her in the long form.

Speaker 8 (54:47):
It's too risky because there's too many opportunities to get
soundbites of.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
Especially in an environment like that, Because I don't really
think that he's a Kamala guy.

Speaker 7 (54:58):
Yeah right, but but I think he'd be pretty fair.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
Yeah, I think he would bounced with Trump, I think, yeah,
but he's definitely more on that side of things than
he is on a Commala side of things. I think
it's definitely going into a hostile environment.

Speaker 7 (55:14):
He'll definitely be asking questions.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
Yeah, and so this close the election, way too, way
too risky.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
I didn't.

Speaker 7 (55:19):
I didn't listen to the interview in whole, but I did.
I did see an excerpt from when he was with Trump,
and Trump was just kind of going off off on
a rant, and at one point Joker was like, I
have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah, it was
pretty funny.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
Yeah, I mean, I like the fact that he said, no,
it's better if you come here and do it in studio.
We get pitched on guests all the time over the phone,
and it's always a hard no, I guess over the
phone suck And then I'm certainly not traveling to anybody.
I don't want to talk to anybody that bad.

Speaker 7 (55:50):
So you get it.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
Yeah, So I get and I respect him. He does
it his way, and yeah, you know, you can think
what you want of him, but man, he's going to
create something working. Yeah, I mean, just from what he's
accomplished and what his creative is really cool.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Yeah. Well.

Speaker 7 (56:04):
Meanwhile, this investigation is continuing about these ballot boxes ended
up on fire in Oregon and Washington this week. Apparently
they had fire starting devices on them and were set
off in the middle of the night. Both boxes were
near the Oregon Washington border. But cops think these two
incidents could be connected to a third ballot box issue

(56:27):
that went down earlier this month, and officials that they
say virtually all the ballots were saved, but they're going
to reach out to three voters who need replacements.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
Okay, I don't know why, and this is not to
be a conspiracy theorist, but if you want to quiet
the conspiracy theorists, why have you standalone boxes somewhere? Why
not have it so if you want to mail it? Okay,
I guess that's okay, I've seen that's even that though,
But like you have one place where there's a bunch
of ballots all in one spot that somebody can easily

(56:57):
do something like this, Well.

Speaker 8 (56:58):
They've been doing that forever. It's not like and I'm.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
Taking if you want to quiet the conspiracy theorist, and
because now you have these, they're saying, well, there's only
three people. But I saw one where they're like raking
the flames of the right, Like it looks way more
than three ballots that were destroyed at least in that one,
like a dumpster full. Yeah, I mean, it's like the
whole thing is is weird. It's it's very weird, and
we always have to figure it out right around the election.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
Why can't we figure it out way?

Speaker 2 (57:23):
No one that's going to happen.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
Then I mention I have two hundred and some apps
on my phone.

Speaker 7 (57:28):
A lot of apps. Do you want to do it
by app?

Speaker 1 (57:30):
No?

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Not necessarily.

Speaker 7 (57:32):
Well, And to answer your question about you know, why
do they why they?

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Why do they do this?

Speaker 7 (57:37):
I feel like we used to have a society where
we could count on people not setting fire to ballot box.
It's true, and now I don't know what we are true.
Terry Garr, You guys, this is a this is a
tough one. The actress who did so many great movies,
Young Frankenstein TUTSI, what are in my favorite? Mister Mom?

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Oh dude, Michael Keaton, you ever watch mister Mom menace? Uh? I?

Speaker 8 (57:58):
When she died they started playing the trailer, Yeah, and
I remember it vaguely.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
She was the one she brought home the bacon. She
was working yea and yeah, and then Michael Keaton had
to stay at home. He was to stay at home dad,
and he had to figure it out that mister Mom
helly and she was doing a thing for schooner tuna.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Didn't she like the.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
Tuna with a heart?

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Didn't she end up like cheating with uh.

Speaker 8 (58:22):
Martinworker or something like that?

Speaker 7 (58:24):
Did she know she was into her?

Speaker 5 (58:27):
I don't know, only that stuff. I remember watching that
as a kid and thinking it was a cool movie.
I watched it again as an adult, still enjoyed it.
Whenever I you know, see or hear the name Terry Garb,
which is not a ton No, you haven't heard about
her in a long time.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Her biggest role of all time Phoebe's mom and friends, because.

Speaker 7 (58:42):
They really did look and sounds so much was crazy.
She passed away peacefully, according to her publicist yesterday morning
in la and surrounded by friends and family. No word
cause of death, but she was diagnosed with MS back
in two thousand and two, so seventy nine years old.
She will be missed. And Ken Jennings had had to

(59:06):
take a bullet on Jeopardy. He apologized for a problematic
clue during a recent episode.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
During the category it.

Speaker 7 (59:13):
Was complete the rhyming phrase, and Ken gave the three
contestants the phrase men seldom make passes at and the
return does anyone know.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
Men seldom make passes at chicks with fat asses close. Uh,
chicks who passed gases so close, girls who.

Speaker 7 (59:40):
Have fake eyelashes, Okay, it's men seldom make passes at
girls who wear glasses.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Sammy, the glasses thing is hot.

Speaker 7 (59:51):
Yeah, it's an old, old school line and returning returning
champ Will Wallace guessed it. But it got a little
awkward because as the female contestant was wearing glass, Ken
I said, oh problematic, sorry, Heather Well, everybody online went insane,
got super big mad.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
I know my grandma Bridge, she was like, oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:00:15):
She knocked over the majong board.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
Oh look, if you're mad about that, die mad.

Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
Well, if you're mad about that, your life is going
pretty well.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:00:22):
They all got online and said Ken should have talked
to the writers before the game. Hashtag girls with glasses. Yeah,
girls with glass that's not a thing. I look like
a sexy librariyan soad of Sammy. Oh dude, I I
should bring my tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
I got glasses when I was in the first grade,
and my mom would make you make me a promise.
You're gonna put these on as soon as you get
the school, I go, I will but at that time
dorks were so didn't want to wear them, so I
would say I was gonna wear them, that I didn't
wear them. She even told my teacher to make sure
he wears the glasses. And so she would do something.
And I've learned to do this with my kids too,
to see if they're lying. Yeah, she would put something

(01:00:59):
in the glass this case that would get like, you know,
dislodged or moved if I had got on there and
gotten the glasses. And she goes, no, you didn't, and
she would pull out like this little piece of kleenex
that she had put over the bridge, like for the
nose would be that was still sitting there, and I'm like,
see now I knew to.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Look for that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
It was like the tackle box and broke back then.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, just like that, just like that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
When I had to get the glasses, I was devastated.
I was so upset. When the doctor said, yeah, you
need glasses. I think I actually cried, I how to
quit you? Yeah exactly. I don't remember mom broke back you.

Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
In high school, my eyesight was so bad that when
I finally got glasses, I put my mom like, oh
that girl, that I thought I was hot across the room.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Far yeah, far from those.

Speaker 11 (01:01:47):
I was excited to get my glasses, but I did
gymnastics in my and so I didn't wear glasses when
I did that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
And my mom was trying to convince me to get
the ones with the.

Speaker 11 (01:01:56):
Ear hook all the way back, and I was like,
those are for loser.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
I will never wear those, and I chose to not
see them. We're the hook all the way back glass?

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Or what about the ones that looked like swim goggles?

Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
So husband wore those all through high school and middle
school because he had prescription goggles for basketball, and everyone
called him goggle boy and he hated it and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
He just got blind.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
But there were a lot of cool NBA guys even
at that time that wore the goggle glasses.

Speaker 7 (01:02:24):
Didn't cream Abdul Jabbarmer good enough for anybody?

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Yeah he did. Who was the guy on the Pistons,
gogle boy? Yeah, the goggled dude on the pistons? God,
old school, like you know we're talking about like Marianovich. No,
we're talking like old school, like eighties, early nineties Detroit Pistons. Somebody, yes,
Chamberlain anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
Chuck Taylor.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
Yeah, Chuck Tayler.

Speaker 7 (01:02:51):
Yeah, no, okay, I can't help you, but you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Welcome back to the Oid Show.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
So I just want to play something up talking about glasses. Yeah,
how that come up?

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
We were talking about the news the boys don't make castes,
that girls were.

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
Right right, the Jeopardy thing anyway, And I was trying
to think of the name of the old school Pistons
player than we were saying, because your husband wears the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Goggle battle boy when he was a kid.

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
I was trying to think of Bill Lambier, but he
had more of like a face mask.

Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
Thing, oh, like the elect Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
And then the other person I was thinking about. I
couldn't tell people on the text it Horace Grant, remember
from the Bulls played with Jordan's and Pippin and all
the guys.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Yeah, okay, yeah, dude.

Speaker 8 (01:03:36):
The face mask thing is more for people that have
broken their nose.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
Well, Bill Amber was a badass back in that time.
I'm sure he broke his face a couple of times.
But also like John Sally, Horace Grant mentioned Kareem. Yep,
he had those those goggle things.

Speaker 7 (01:03:54):
Oh and uh, what was the guy the laker with
the short shorts and the mullet and the stash.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Oh uh, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, damn it.

Speaker 7 (01:04:06):
Everyone is going to be so mad at.

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
Us facing on that now.

Speaker 7 (01:04:10):
No, I know, yeah, I know, I know, you know
what I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
I know exactly who you're talking about. Like I didn't
come up with the name building here. Yeah, but that
whole thing about like, uh, you know, don't making pat and.

Speaker 7 (01:04:20):
Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Right, so stupid. That's talk about old timey and outdated.
I told you that my wife had to get glasses
for the first time and she hates wearing them. And
I'm like, it's hot, yeah, Like I think she looks
great in glasses.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Look good.

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
She looks good you know without them too, But i
mean the glasses look is hot. Yeah, yeah, like Tina Fey,
Like I always had a thing for Tina Fey. Yeah,
and she's not like a she doesn't have the glasses on,
She's all right, she has the glasses on so much hotter,
that's it.

Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
I'm wearing tomorrow.

Speaker 11 (01:04:51):
Glass has made a big comeback during the pandemic too,
because who's putting contacts in during that period of time
and then yeah, and then just glasses so easy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
Now you can go a little overboard with the glasses
and have those big goofy like the look at me glasses.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Yeah, you know they have like the they come to.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
Like the points on the side of the big virtual
reality goggle mask things.

Speaker 8 (01:05:11):
Talking about like the up glasses.

Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
Yeah, yeah, right exactly, like those kind of things like
people that think just two yeah, big giant wingshields.

Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
Yeah, like the Elton John glasses.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
I mean like that cute kind of like professional do it.
That's hot, breaking news.

Speaker 7 (01:05:26):
Kurt Rambus, Kurt Rambus, that's what we're talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
Thank you, Thank you. Eight seven seven forty four. Wooding
hit us up with the text over to two two
nine eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
With a little effort, I think we can up our liability.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
She'll be right back fast.

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
And we are into another new hour, insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. My name is that's Great Gory.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Good morning to you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
There's some minutes. What we have got Gina Grant, Good morning,
Sea Bass is here, got Sammy Bones open? Eight seven four.
Wooding hit us up with the text over to two
to nine eighty seven annual tradition Woodi Show Classic the
early Tricker Treating with us.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
You know what, it's those things.

Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
It's like, uh, you know Christmas, maybe your parents would
have get all the kids together and they'd read a
story about the fire.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Charlie Brown Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
Yeah, it's just a it's just an annual revisiting of
when Sea Bass was out there doing the first Tricker
treater of the season. See this is new to you,
that's yeah. The people that he runs you pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Yeah, it's one of those ages you do it once
and you're like, well, we can't top that, right, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
Yeah, it's like good news, fairy, I got he top
that new animated podcast. We got that for you. We
will post all this stuff on our social media. You
can check it out. Just go to our YouTube page
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Oh rip yes, and the Sea Bass tell us about

(01:07:08):
this one. Yeah, it's Halloween Theened because it involves a
creepy Crawley. I mean how it took over Gregg's entire.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
House and Mario yet again.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
Ian Mario didn't overreact at all.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
Check it out. I'm sitting on the couch. Mario gets
up from the couch and looks out the window and
jumps back and says, oh my god, it was a
legit tarantula on the wall by the front door. So
we're both paranoid. We think it must be destroyed. And
I said, look, you know me, I'm not going out there.
I'll just have to stay home for the rest of
my life. I'm not going out there. So he decides

(01:07:45):
to be the man and goes out. I was so
scared that I literally had to go to the bathroom
number two. It literally scared ansh out of it. Okay,
so I come out of the bathroom and Mario is
on the phone with.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
The fire department.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
A series wins the award for guessing I heard this.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Is how scared we were.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
They literally laughed at him and said, yeah, you know,
it happens. And so then I stay in the house.
He went to the garage and took one of my
industrial sized things, a bug spray that I have for
the outdoors, and then sucked it up into.

Speaker 20 (01:08:16):
The super soaker and then from about fifteen feet away
wash she starts flooding this translat he's like reloading the
super soaker shoots it again, reloading.

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
She didn't even get it. He goes up to it
with the blunt and the super soaker just bash bashashashah.
Finally killed it. It was uh nightmare and the fire
department didn't help. No, it was a terrible night.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Yeah, it was amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
I didn't want him to kill it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
It really okay, sounded like it need to die.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
He convinced me that if we didn't kill it, it
was going to come into the house and that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
Would be unacceptable.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
And I kid you not if it was in the
house and I and it startled me, if it caught
me off guard, I might have had a heart attack.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
And by the way, the animation came out great, it's great.
I mean, it's one thing to hear the story. I
think the animator did a great job, especially the spider's eyes.
Oh yeah, there's about one hundred of them.

Speaker 17 (01:09:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:17):
I know what a man so greg when these things
happen and these kinds of situations come up, do you
guys like rock paper scissors to cooant to see who's
going to be the quote man as you put it
like he he just had to be the man.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
If it's inside and it's small enough to be vacuumed,
I'll do it. Okay, all right from a distance, but
usually he knows that he's gonna have to cave and
deal with it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
Well, there's a brand new animated podcast for you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
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Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Hi, Well, welcome back.

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
Phones open eighty seven to seven before I'm still trying
to picture like.

Speaker 16 (01:10:00):
Real life Greg and Mario calling the fire department because
there's a tarantula or a spider of any kind, and
just more so the look on the firefighter or whoever
answers the.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
Vy or laughing their asses off. Yeah, because I came
out of the bathroom and like, why are you on
the phone. We have a spider to deal Like, hold on, guys,
hold on, hold on, We're gonna put you on speaker.
Hold on, you guys need to hear this. Hey, guys,
come mat you got this gay couple. They're freaking out about.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
This spider right so, like you wouldn't even know what
could they do for you?

Speaker 7 (01:10:37):
The tarantula.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Tell I would love to know what he thought they
were gonna do. Send a ladder, you guys could escape.

Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
You could jump out of your you the second story
window down onto like one of those like little trampoline
looking things like all the firefighters in like old kids books,
and then burn the house. Yeah, and then they could
drive you away in the truck with the Dalmatian the cab.
It could be a control burn.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
And then I could sit in the back into the
ambulance with the cliche blanket over my show oxygen because
there was a spider.

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one for you to check out. All right, so it's
always good to be first, right of course, you want
to say that you were the first. How about the
first trigger treater of the season. We started this with

(01:11:27):
Menace many many years ago. Man, this is back in
like two thousand and seven, yeah or so, like we
sent Menace out. We were in San Francisco doing the
show in San Francisco, at the time, and we sent
Menace out to this neighborhood to go trigger treating.

Speaker 8 (01:11:44):
And it was live on the radio, sols happened.

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
This is also back before San francisc like San Francisco
still had neighborhoods, right, Yeah, And it wasn't just zombie wasters.

Speaker 8 (01:11:54):
People there and the cops like storry chasing me down
and I hid in a bush from.

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
The five in the morning. Yeah, it was really early.
So Medace has gone around and where I forget if
you were even in a costume. No, no, just said
trigger treat And the whole idea was to see how
many things he could get and didn't have to be candy.
Like he's like, dude, anything, it could be anything. It
could be like something from your cabinets, can soup whatever. Yeah,
and so and so people called the cops. Cops show up.

(01:12:25):
He's like he could see the cop pulling in. But
then he goes around the corner his in a bush.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:12:31):
So the anyway, Seabats joins the show, he goes out
and he had a great time, and he was you
were actually in a costume.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Yeah, I had like a clown costume. And this is
one of those things where I walked. The setup to
this is I'm talking to the guy through his like
screen door, reinforced screen door, and so he's having a
full on conversation with me, and but he doesn't want
to stop. Like mostly the time of this thing, he's like, no,
go away, sorry, no thanks by this guy for whatever reason.

Speaker 5 (01:12:59):
I yeah, the entire premise was wrong. And so this
was on the thirtieth. This was the day before.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Right right, and I wouldn't believe it except that Randy
was there videoing from my car at the time. So
their witnesses like, what the hell is going on?

Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
All right, here we go, trick or tree.

Speaker 10 (01:13:15):
I'm sorry to have anything.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Oh no, after it was tomorrow. Yeah, I'm trying to
get a head start on everything. I just you know,
all right, move along out. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:13:27):
So there's the there's the sun. So it was the
old man is the first one, the dad, okay, and
then here comes the sun, Like, oh my god, what
the hell is going on?

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
All right, goodbye, get out.

Speaker 14 (01:13:35):
Of here, and I just you know, all right, move
along out by level.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
It's like I don't believe in like the age thing either.
It's not really you're right, you're.

Speaker 14 (01:13:44):
Right, but maybe come back on the Halloween and I'll
give you a fist full of candy.

Speaker 6 (01:13:47):
You don't even have any like that on the shopping Yeah,
you know what I mean, that's just being unprepared, quite franklin.

Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
So anyway, Sea Bass at the door in his clown costume,
continuing at the sun here about like any.

Speaker 14 (01:14:01):
That's okay, treated I don't participate on Halloween when somebody
shows up, it's not even Halloween. Do you ask for
Christmas presents on December twenty first.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Well, I mean some them, no, something like celebrated some people.
Actually you can't. I can't be the only.

Speaker 14 (01:14:16):
Person you're going to have this discussion with showing up
when it's not Halloween, just with the excuse I thought
i'd get a head start because its gonna be so
busy tomorrow, you know, ridiculous. It's the point is is
that you're out there with people and everybody's walking around,
or is it going to be so rough that you thought,
well I should really get a head start and make
sure I get my fill.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
I mean, well, I'm trying to just break it back
quite frankly, make it easier on you guys, and you
don't have a big rush.

Speaker 14 (01:14:42):
But you know what, I don't want to have a
discussion with an adult about why they're so efficient that
they got a head start on a hockey team.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
All Right, I'm going to keep engaging.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Yeah, but you don't have that huh that that should
have been his starting at any point. No, you're an adult.

Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
So is this the guy who goes to HR work?
You think he sounds like yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Is HR?

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
You think oh maybe.

Speaker 8 (01:15:04):
Yeah, yeah, he has HR energy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
Anyway, so that doesn't like the premise of being the
first trigger treater. But Sea Bass, you know, he's always
good for hanging in there.

Speaker 8 (01:15:14):
This is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset. No, no, you're
I'm not upset.

Speaker 14 (01:15:18):
I just want you to admit that this is ridiculous
thought I thought I had.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
No, No, you didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
You didn't.

Speaker 14 (01:15:26):
You're going to have people going, why are you here?
That's what people are going to do today. They're not
gonna go, Wow, what a smart guy. Hey, honey, get
the candy, because this guy's gonna make it easier for
us tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
That's not going to happen. I like, at this point,
how I can get maybe two words out here. No,
I'm just trying to make it easier for you.

Speaker 14 (01:15:49):
No, why are you here. That's what people are going
to do today. They're not going to go, Wow, what
a smart guy. Hey, honey, get the candy, because this
guy's gonna make it easier for us tomorrow. That's not
gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Make me feel bad. He seems like a joy to
live with.

Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
Oh, you know the dad just praying for death. I know,
poor old dad just sitting there. I'll talk to it. Yeah, which,
by the way, the dad did chime in finally.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Oh, I'm sorry. No, you don't quit quite apologizing.

Speaker 14 (01:16:20):
Gosh, I haven't thanks dad, Thanks for for I'm sorry
to bother No, you're not bothering me. I'm trying to
just say I don't believe that you really are this
kind of like, well, shucks.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
I really thought maybe I was doing a good thing. No,
you're doing a ridiculous thing. You're showing up before Halloween.
You want less than twenty four hours. Okay, I'm gonna
let you go.

Speaker 14 (01:16:45):
Maybe come back and tell me if if I was wrong,
And everybody else was like, hey, what a great idea.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Sure, here's here's what I.

Speaker 14 (01:16:52):
Get to get the candy because we have an early
we have an early person here, either that or.

Speaker 5 (01:16:57):
Around with some kids or something something maybe try something.

Speaker 8 (01:17:04):
Gets Yeah, guy's the best.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Get the you get the candy.

Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
I've heard this one hundred times and it's funny every.

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
I love how you feel frustrated.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
He says, he's not angry.

Speaker 14 (01:17:20):
No, you need to get some kids or something.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Well, I mean, like I don't believe like he just stopped.

Speaker 14 (01:17:27):
Talking about this. I'm gonna go back inside now, all right.
I hope you have a great day. I don't think
you're going to get much of anything from anybody because
it's weird, happy happy, happy Halloween.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Okay, all right anything and uh and there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:17:45):
I love that he wants to stop talking about it,
and he would not shut the f up.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
Oh yeah, and he's just piling on, piling.

Speaker 7 (01:17:52):
On poor father.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Okay, dad, Like, oh god, let him go.

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
Well, you know, happy, tricky treating everybody. You know, I
was thinking, goes better than that. Guy should just have
his porch light on. Why did it even like answer
the door, you know, because it was like dead like
most people do.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
Because the dad was enjoying the Nice Breath, the Fall Breede.

Speaker 5 (01:18:13):
Yeah literally, yeah, yeah, yeah, I told.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
You thirteen thirteen. Yeah, yeah, you look more like sixteen
or maybe thirteen. Yeah, where's he where's your costumes? I'm
being my sister, being your sister, teacher. You're a teacher?

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
Yeah you Candy, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
You kidding? It'lloween? Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
Yeah. It doesn't mean that you're entitled just go around
to people's homes and build them out of Candy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
David was right about so many things.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
Yeah, hey, welcome back.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
It's they show.

Speaker 5 (01:19:00):
It's a really interesting set of texts coming on into
two to nine eighty seven. It's got to stray.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
It's like.

Speaker 5 (01:19:12):
Aggressive.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
I don't even know exactly Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
Where did it started? It started started with oh, yeah,
I got.

Speaker 4 (01:19:20):
It, okay, yeah, the original one. Yeah, what's with all
the gay artists this morning?

Speaker 5 (01:19:27):
Nothing against gays, but not into their music.

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
Right all right, to which I respond, Yeah, like I
wrote Green Day, Lincoln Park, the Killers.

Speaker 5 (01:19:37):
They said the Lincoln Park is just really obnoxious and whiny, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
And then I responded with, so I believe Billy Joe
is by, but we don't know about the sexuality of
the rest of the bands, and we don't care. And
then they wrote back, don't care either, just don't want
to hear gay music. Indoctrination, people lost their minds.

Speaker 8 (01:20:04):
Sounds like is projecting.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
No, it just goes to we've we've been talking a
lot lately about like just some of the weirdness that
you see on the text. There's a lot of great
stuff there is. There is, it's a it's it's a
it's a really great tool. Oh, it's you know, to
keep in touch with people in real time as the
show is going on.

Speaker 7 (01:20:25):
Then we talked to some really great tools.

Speaker 5 (01:20:27):
Right, and then there's just it's so odd, Like I
just can't imagine. Like I try to put myself in
other people's shoes from time to time, and I think, man,
let's just have in my car I'm driving to work
or driving where this person is going. And that's your thought,
and you're like, you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna draft
this text. Yeah, I'm gonna have all things I could
do and participate in all the things that we have
going on. We're talking about, Yeah, we got the first

(01:20:51):
trick or Treater or you animated podcast. It can be
anything that you know, I'm going to be found relatable
or this.

Speaker 7 (01:20:57):
Might this guy might be gay. I need to let
somebody know.

Speaker 8 (01:21:01):
It's so much easier to complain and get reaction.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
It's the easiest thing.

Speaker 8 (01:21:05):
Ever then actually, you know, be positive and share something nice,
because then you don't get that that feeling of people
reacting to what you're saying. So that's why people go
overboard and just continue and negative thoughts and sharing that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
And I welcome it all. Yeah, positive, negative, whatever, I
welcome it all. It's just it's just an interesting observation
and we were played it.

Speaker 7 (01:21:28):
We love nice people. They get a lot of love
on here, so feel free to be one of them.

Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
Yeah. College enrollment is down from this this this last
will evolved now this fall, and the researchers don't really
know why. I mean, maybe to the mountain of college
debt that people are in and people hear about that, like,
you know what, I don't want to sign up for that.

Speaker 7 (01:21:51):
Colleges are broke. Oh wait, they're endowments or in the billions.

Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
Plus you know, attitudes have changed when it comes to
the value of a college degree in general.

Speaker 8 (01:22:00):
Well, people have to see so many other options of
making money.

Speaker 5 (01:22:05):
Overall, college enrollment grew three percent because more high schoolers
are taking college courses dual credits, along with older students
coming back to finish up for their degree, which is
me exactly what Gina grad has been doing. What do
you there? Was something? What are you studying? It's like
something that or at least something some part of whatever
it is that you're involved in.

Speaker 7 (01:22:25):
It's a require. I'm doing all these required classes that
I this many years later I'm required to take which
I was not, you know, back in the day, and
I never finished my degree. So I'm doing it now.
Now I'm in a class where I have to do
a thesis on post colonial feminism.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Okay, ah, that sounds awful, doesn't it though?

Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
Which is what in a nutshell.

Speaker 7 (01:22:46):
Basically like when someone says like, I'm like, I was
gonna say transcontinental, when they're like, you're not just oppressed
because you're a woman, You're oppressed because you come from
a colonized country.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Let's talk about it. It was a what are you
in schooling again for?

Speaker 7 (01:23:02):
To finish my bachelor's degree? I walked away without.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
It and this is one of the requirements.

Speaker 7 (01:23:06):
Yeah, Women's International colonial feminism. Most colonial feminism is when
I'm currently dealing with.

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
So maybe that's why people don't want to go.

Speaker 11 (01:23:15):
Maybe they have like mandatory diversity class Well that's that's
that's new.

Speaker 7 (01:23:20):
So there's these core courses. They're like, well, we have
good news and bad news for I'm like, I'll take
the good news. You don't have to do any more math.
I was like scored, I got that debt that. Now
there's this there's I mean, like Arabic poetry, there's all
this stuff that I'm like, huh, yeah, why, I'm not
your problem. I've already been out in the world, been
out in the workforce. But I got a lot of

(01:23:42):
this kind of stuff I gotta do.

Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
I had a few college classes that I literally felt
guilty that my dad was paying for, which I cannot
believe I have this class. This is so ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (01:23:55):
Yeah, community college has dipped as well, but not as much.

Speaker 7 (01:23:58):
Yeah, I wouldn't and that's why I go.

Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
And that's why I figured there was probably more just
an equation of tuition.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
You'd think, yeah, are you gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:24:07):
Because like community college is way cheaper as people make it,
because it's down, just not down as much.

Speaker 8 (01:24:12):
Are you getting cheaper suggest that with your son.

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
Yeah, of course. I mean go to go to community
college first, get all that required stuff out of the
way exactly, and then when you figure out, you know,
what it is that you really want to study major in,
then we can we can.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Miss like two years of party.

Speaker 7 (01:24:29):
I got to say, four years of college.

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
The person sitting two year right went to community college.
And do you think she paused at all on the
party train? That's all we hear about aged hard.

Speaker 8 (01:24:42):
But it was school. You probably went to other people's.

Speaker 11 (01:24:46):
No, But because I went to community college kind of
in the same area that I went to high school in,
it was all of a sudden, not only a bunch
of people from my high school at this college, but
all the other high schools in the area where you
kind of knew so want a little bit, or this
person was friends with that person, and it was like
all of the high schools started partying together and it
was the best.

Speaker 8 (01:25:08):
Okay, maybe your geographical location was great for that, but
that was not happening in my area.

Speaker 7 (01:25:15):
College was the greatest time of my life.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
So I didn't finish a bachelor's and what oh.

Speaker 7 (01:25:21):
Just a general bachelor's in general studies, so I can
general studies.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
There's majoring in anything.

Speaker 7 (01:25:27):
I mean, I mean, I did your b a theater major.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
But what is this? This is just it's just a
general study, so I can move on.

Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
It's it's not a bachelor.

Speaker 7 (01:25:38):
It's just a Bachelor of science. It doesn't mean anything.
It's just so I can go. It's get a graduate
degree because I want to go to I want to
go to graduate Oh you do?

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Why?

Speaker 7 (01:25:47):
Because I want to? Because I am not like.

Speaker 5 (01:25:49):
Yeah, but the thing for what.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
Wait to see bet here not in the room at.

Speaker 5 (01:25:53):
The moment, So like, so what would you do with it?

Speaker 7 (01:25:56):
Psychology? I want to focus on child psychology?

Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
And is this what you want to do?

Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
I don't know. I just want I just want to.
I want to have a better understanding. I want a
graduate level understanding of of that field. Okay, yeah, nice
for my family and yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:26:13):
Okay it's important to me. Well you'll at least have
the understanding of the postcolonial feminism.

Speaker 7 (01:26:17):
You know that one can only dream that I make
it through this class, you'll have that locked up.

Speaker 5 (01:26:24):
Washington College in Maryland, they've announced that they're changing their
logo their current logo incorporated George Washington's signature, but because
kids aren't learning cursive anymore, most of their perspective, students
couldn't read it stop, and so they're going with a
new one. The new logo uses a more traditional college
like just a typography like you yeah, you see, it's

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got the Washington family crest. The school officials say it's
great because it could be used in different sizes and
it can still be recognized.

Speaker 4 (01:26:54):
Guys, it's so dead, damn.

Speaker 5 (01:26:57):
I like, I mean, I had to have my son
because he gets check every once in a while. He's
got a job now, you know, and for whatever reason,
he got like this fifty dollars check that wasn't direct depositives.
They gave him a physical check and he asked me
to you know, uh, mobile deposit it. That was cool.
So I flipped it over and said, hey man, you

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just got to sign it here. And it was like
a deer in headlights. He goes, well, I mean you've
signed stuff before. He's like, but like, you just print it.
Baffled by the idea of a signature, I said, well,
you got to come up with the signature.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
You're good, that's something you're gonna need.

Speaker 8 (01:27:31):
Yeah, you're still gonna need that eventually.

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
Now, my my signature did change for my initial signature,
Like when I first decided, like, oh I'm gonna need agnature,
I'm gonna I'm gonna develop my signature.

Speaker 8 (01:27:44):
Mine was so good and clean, and now it's just scribble.

Speaker 5 (01:27:47):
Yeah, I think mine looks cooler now, but you can't
make it out at all.

Speaker 7 (01:27:51):
It is kind of just that point.

Speaker 5 (01:27:52):
Yeah, it just kind of like a quick motion. I
don't even know why they make you bother on those
like uh those credit card terminals. Oh yeah, I just
were just sign here, like signing digital. I might as
well have held the pen in my teeth right and
signed it on a piece of paper for you, because
it looks nothing like my Like, what is that gonna do?
Anybody could have done that. It's no work close than

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it is my signature. I'm the one that did it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:14):
Yep. Might as well have been your dog.

Speaker 5 (01:28:16):
Yeah, yeah, you get end up being frasier, Gina.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Oh, I'd love that.

Speaker 7 (01:28:20):
I have I'll have a RAS and everything.

Speaker 5 (01:28:23):
Yeah, next cooler, right, I mean that's what you can
do with that.

Speaker 7 (01:28:27):
I could actually Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
We know somebody that was really into doing that too.
Maybe she can give you some tips eight seven seven
forty four wood.

Speaker 5 (01:28:34):
He hit us up with the text over to two
two nine eight seven help. All right, welcome back everybody,
Wednesday morning. It's October the thirtieth. Got the entertainment stuff
coming up here in just a couple of minutes. A
couple of the holidays today. How ironic that today October thirtieth,

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uh of all the holidays? Today is National can corn Day?

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
On your birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:29:03):
I love candy corn, all right? Anyway, Yeah, okay, I'm
using it in there set. Don't just a word? Yeah,
National checklist Day. It's also National text your X Day?

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
No, thank you?

Speaker 6 (01:29:20):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
Are you up? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
You up?

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
You up? Greg?

Speaker 5 (01:29:24):
Today's National Treat your Pet Day? Of course every day.
It's also Haunted Refrigerator Nights.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
What does that mean? I've never heard that one before?
Haunted Refrigerator Night.

Speaker 5 (01:29:38):
Now here's something that, uh man, nobody ever heard of
after I, you know, I grew up and left town
and everything else outside of where I grew up. It
seems like nobody's ever heard of Mischief Night.

Speaker 7 (01:29:50):
Mischief Night before Halloween, Devil's Night.

Speaker 5 (01:29:54):
Yeah, which is tonight? A no it's just called mischief.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
Di.

Speaker 5 (01:30:00):
I remember being a little kid, and uh, you know
we would have like a pumpkin out or whatever. My
mom would be like, Oh, we got to bring the
pumpkin out.

Speaker 7 (01:30:05):
It's mischief night, vandalism.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
I go, it's out.

Speaker 5 (01:30:07):
The people will smash the pumpkin, or they'll tpe your
house or you know, things like that. Mischief night nobody
ever heard of. Yeah, well, how about isn't that nice?
You know, of all the people that you think couldn't
be civil when it comes to political differences, you got
Kid Rock and Eminem, you guys, because Kid Rock is
full on maga, Eminem is all in with Kamala. But

(01:30:29):
despite their political differences, they're still friends and fellow Detroit
Lions fans. Kid Rock says, quote, I don't agree with
his politics, but I do give credit to him and
people like Taylor Swift for standing up and not being
afraid to be vocal for which they believe, for what
for that which they believe. Thinking differently and having the
freedom to do so is what makes this country great.

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Eminem replied, saying, here's one thing Kid Rock and I
agree on. Go Lions, appreciate you. Bob which is Kid
Rock's government name, right, Bob yet Yep, let's see. Another
animated version of an NFL game is coming at you.
It was announced on Monday Night Football this week, but
on December ninth, Disney Plus and ESPN Plus they're going

(01:31:12):
to stream the Dallas Cowboys Cincinnati Bungholes game. It's going
to take place in Springfield's Adams Stadium, with all the
players replaced by dozens of animated characters based on the Simpsons.
And so if you remember they did that toy story
game last year, Yeah, so anyway you could check that
out on December the ninth.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
Who's that four though?

Speaker 7 (01:31:32):
Because kids might not care about football, and do grown
men care about animated football?

Speaker 5 (01:31:37):
No, I can tell you it's a football fan. I'm
not watching the animated.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
I don't know. It just kind of cancels each other out.

Speaker 5 (01:31:41):
That's a good question. Who does have appeal to That's
the thing?

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
Is our kids into the Simpsons? Also a good question.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
On another screen, did we try to get We tried
to get the kids into things like the Muppets, and
they just weren't feeling it wouldn't happen. I mean when
they were they're into Sesame Street.

Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Sure, okay, yeah, stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (01:32:04):
No, not the same thing because because the Muppets like
it just didn't translate.

Speaker 8 (01:32:08):
Really, I don't think it translates today. Are people still
into it at all?

Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
I mean, you know, yeah today I haven't. Haven't. I
have a nostalgic thing for the Muppets and the Fraggles.
I remember the Muppet Show, like watching that, the Muppet
movie The Great Muppet Caper, Muppets Take Manhattan Come Onto, I.

Speaker 8 (01:32:27):
Mean the last movie, Like I had it on for
five minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
I know, Jason Siegel one love that one.

Speaker 11 (01:32:33):
But my nephew is super into The Muppet Babies, which
is the animated version the newer ones though that they
have out now for kids.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
He loves it.

Speaker 11 (01:32:40):
So I tried turning on the regular Muppets not into it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
Oh yeah, Muppet Babies is awesome back.

Speaker 5 (01:32:45):
In the day. James Jay Johnson, the former voice of
Jimmy Pesto and Bob's Burger's, sentenced to a year and
a day in prison for taking part in the January
sixth thing.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
You're Not Idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:32:57):
Also, John Stewart will continue to host the Daily Show
once a week through twenty twenty five. Mister Beast number
one on the Forbes list Menace of the top content creators.
He's got five hundred and three million followers, brings in
eighty five million dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:33:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
Number two on the list is someone called dar Man
or Dahar dhr overseas. Yeah, he's got one hundred and twenty.

Speaker 8 (01:33:22):
Million as okay, Yeah, they go back and forth and followers.

Speaker 5 (01:33:25):
And generates forty five million dollars. How do they go
back and forth on followers? Like mister Beest has five
hundred and three, this dude has got one hundred and twenty.
That's quite the uhbody.

Speaker 8 (01:33:35):
He's always showered out.

Speaker 5 (01:33:38):
And comedian Matt Rife is third with thirty million followers
and fifty million in earnings.

Speaker 7 (01:33:45):
Wow, oh no, just came out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
His tour was selling out out of nowhere just because
some girls saw him on TikTok and thought he was cute.

Speaker 5 (01:33:53):
Yeah, oh yeah. You know he's got the biggest crush
on him is the Haktua chick. Oh right, because Wyny
Cummings keeps trying to push that on her social media, like,
oh man, we got to hook them up. And I
mean I guess they did meet, but they're like trying
to make them a coup up.

Speaker 4 (01:34:05):
Yet another example of men being objectified. I follow him
because I think he's good looking, Like there's more to him, ladies.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
Yeah, that is absolutely true.

Speaker 5 (01:34:16):
Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
You know, Greg, you were absolutely.

Speaker 5 (01:34:18):
Some new music to talk about if you're a fan
of the band Cake, they released a new single. It's
called Billionaire in Space, their first album since twenty eleven,
is on the way. Also, The Black Keys released a
new track. It's called Stay in Your Grave featuring Alice Cooper,
and it's a It borrowed heavily from L Cool Jay's
Mamma said knock you out. You want to hear a little,

(01:34:46):
I'm gonna knock you o. It's not bad, not bad.
I like it so cold to calm back.

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
I've been here for years.

Speaker 5 (01:35:15):
So if I didn't have to make scop Boom.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
Explosion, if I didn't have a grand Master Woodsie over
here wrapping, I would not have got them to say.

Speaker 5 (01:35:22):
You didn't get that in the very that's open.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
I mean, that's that's great. I'm not a dad rap guy,
so bright minutes. Yeah, I thought right that you wouldn't
have got that from I'm not a billion years old.

Speaker 5 (01:35:35):
Sorry, your hair says otherwise like you, I'm so disappointing.
Their tour guy canceled and some really cool hip hop news.
Rapper Yeats has his first number one album with Lifestyle
Also rapper Lil Zon. Anybody even know who that is?

Speaker 8 (01:35:54):
He?

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
Yes? I do, because he used to uh the date
Riley Reid? Who the hell is?

Speaker 16 (01:35:59):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Little on z A n N.

Speaker 5 (01:36:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
That might be new, that might be a different Zam's
different little Zam.

Speaker 5 (01:36:08):
Anyway, He's been ordered to pay nearly twenty eight thousand
dollars to a guy that he pulled a gun on
at a gas.

Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
Station back in twenty two. Yeah, that's definitely.

Speaker 5 (01:36:16):
Asked me why he pulled the gun?

Speaker 7 (01:36:17):
Why do you do it?

Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
I'm glad you asked you. Because they were having an
argument about Tupac.

Speaker 7 (01:36:21):
Yeah and right to read porn check.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
Yes, literally one of the all time most famous on
the show numerous times. Mind a race over here. I'm
not blaming you, gen, I'm blaming Woody.

Speaker 5 (01:36:36):
So Little Zaan was a dog in Tupac, saying that
he was boring and things like that, to which the
other dude took exception to so verbal altercation ensued. Little
Zon flashed his piece. Not cool man, probably legal, I'm sure.
Another really cool hip hop news Little Dirk, Yeah, it
was arrested for allegedly orchestrating the attempted murder of rapper

(01:36:57):
Kwondo Rondo.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
No way, dude named.

Speaker 5 (01:37:01):
It's like reading like a story about garbage pail kids. Yeah,
Rondo's cousin was killed in the shooting.

Speaker 9 (01:37:08):
You guys, I know, looks like he's twelve years old.

Speaker 8 (01:37:14):
Oh yeah, because he's little.

Speaker 5 (01:37:16):
Well, here's a bill. Here's a new movie for Morgan.
There's a new movie coming out this weekend, perfect for her.
It's called The Carpenter. Have you heard about this? Okay,
it's about this orphan named Orrin who discovers m m
A while he works as an apprentice for Jesus Christ.

Speaker 4 (01:37:37):
I hear about it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:38):
So the trailer is out and it doesn't show the
J man teaching Oran, and he kind of moves or anything.
He's more like a like a mentor than the hands
on kind of coach.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
Is Henry cavisol starring.

Speaker 5 (01:37:50):
But if your two favorite things are Jesus Christ an
M M A, then The Carpenter is for you. It's
opening on Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
It also could be a Jason Stathan vehicle. Wow, he's
the be heith in the mechanic. Yeah, it's so funny.

Speaker 5 (01:38:02):
Also, Catherine Hahn, she got butters?

Speaker 7 (01:38:08):
She does?

Speaker 5 (01:38:09):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I mean google it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
She looks like, but I don't judge women another, don't you.

Speaker 5 (01:38:17):
Katherine Hahn made history in the debut episode of her
Disney Plus show Agatha all Along by becoming the first
woman in the Marvel universe to show her naked ass good.
She said, quote, I didn't know at the time that
I was the first, but also, uh, to know that
it's behind Thor is pretty great. Is it a real
butt thor me just our butts and cased in gold?

(01:38:37):
She says. Now, Chris Hensor's Thor was the first to
show naked ass good for him. Yeah, so that's uh,
that's interesting news. That's really fun stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:38:46):
Oh I should not have googled Catherine Han naked.

Speaker 5 (01:38:49):
Oh what did you get a virus?

Speaker 7 (01:38:50):
I mean, I think this isn't I think this isn't
for work. But apparently she's done a couple of nude scenes.

Speaker 5 (01:38:56):
Really full busher. Yeah, okay, sweet, I can see it past.
I mean it's all those.

Speaker 4 (01:39:05):
True.

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
It's shiver, We're gonna sit. It's sha and you know
we don't do Dude.

Speaker 5 (01:39:15):
Morgan keeps saying that she wants a nose job.

Speaker 7 (01:39:17):
Yeah, like she should pay it forward, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
Catherine Han needs four. That is how they do noose jobs.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
Though.

Speaker 11 (01:39:26):
I mean Jennifer Aniston had like four like Lively.

Speaker 5 (01:39:29):
Okay, I was telling one wouldn't do.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
It because you have to slowly do it.

Speaker 11 (01:39:35):
So that happened to Jennifer Great from Dirty Dancing Dost Beggar.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
I got it. Yeah, you gotta slowly.

Speaker 5 (01:39:42):
Your celebrity birthdays. Gavin Rossdale from Bush is fifty nine
years old today. Nice the Fawns Henry Winkler.

Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
Is seventy nine.

Speaker 5 (01:39:51):
Oh Dog Abaka Trump is forty three. Will's girlfriend Lisa
on The Fresh Prince of bel Air. Also Shane Mosley
on n c I Los Angeles. Nia Long is fifty four.
Ashley Graham she's the famous size model. She was big
in the twenty eighteen Sports Illustrated. This year's thirty seven,
She's big and everything she does she's.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
A Kirby hot chick. Like she's not It's not like.

Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
Let's put it this way. If you if you can
put her face on Catherine Han's body, you'd have you'd.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
Have it all going on.

Speaker 7 (01:40:21):
What would be so lucky to be with Ashley Graham?

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
That's incorrect. Really, she's two or fifty pounds.

Speaker 5 (01:40:27):
Come on, Kevin Pollock is sixty seven and your porno
birthday today? Please, I've heard the way that these women
in this studio and on the show and then the
hallways discuss these men and it's no different, Like so
you could stop it, like, oh, I can't believe you
called her a butterface or I can't believe you.

Speaker 7 (01:40:44):
No, no, I'm just saying like she, oh, whoops, Ashley Graham
is too big, too much gal for you.

Speaker 5 (01:40:50):
Did you see Okay, never mind, I'm I'm I'll keep
it to myself. I want to know, well, did you
see the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show?

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:40:57):
Check out your porno birthday, Tay Polly Ponds. This is
a fat guy speaking, by the way, allowed to do that?

Speaker 2 (01:41:04):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:41:05):
She could put together a full skeleton with all the
bones that she's handled. High in War one and sixty
three fine films, including Full Cavity Search Volume one, she
was in Banged Behind Bars. Also best Friend Joins in
the Threesome. She was in Busty Wives next Door Volume six,
also Asian and Latina Lesbian Scissoring Volume one and who

(01:41:30):
Can Forget Her Unforgettable role? And Asian Babe Loves Plumbers
Big Pipe as a Polly Pons who is thirty three
years old today? And that is your porno birthday, your
celebrity birthdays. And that is a Wednesday morning look on
what's happening around the world of entertainment. You're on the
Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
Buila, wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:41:53):
And time to wrap up and get out of here, everybody, Okay,
Wednesday Full show podcast. It's waiting for already to go
to the woodieshow dot com. And today it was at
Halloween edition of WOODI Show Golden Bachelorettes. Yeah, as we
get down to the end of this season on ABC
of the Golden Bachelorette, a Golden bachloight here in the
Woody Show, far superior way more grows. Yeah, so you

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can get caught up there. Also the trending news headlines
tomorrow very scary Halloween, you guys. Oh yeah, so we
have a special edition of moregasms. She went to hatted houses,
she went to halloween stores. Oh yeah, so morgasms Halloween edition,

(01:42:40):
trending news headlines, and something brand new tomorrow. It's called
Gina's Grad School, Okay, and it's all about we're gonna
learn about serial killers in the schools on some serial
killer stuff. That is tomorrow, Halloween pre Friday, Thursday morning.
Here on the Woody Show, Anthony, you got for us
in the meantime you're leaving on the after hours voicemail
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Speaker 2 (01:43:05):
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Speaker 5 (01:43:06):
At the Woody Show. Yeah, all right, Greg Gory parting
words of wisdom.

Speaker 4 (01:43:10):
Please Yeah, with Halloween coming up, if you want to
scare the Woody Show, we are all very afraid of donuts,
pizza and money bringing here please petrify. Yeah, keep it away.

Speaker 5 (01:43:21):
I can't I can't even think about it right, let
alone see it or have it here and do it
please please don't whatever it does. Thank you for Greg,
Thank you for putting that out there. You got it
would I couldn't even bring myself to say those words.
Very brave. Thank you all right, Thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the Woodies

(01:43:42):
Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
we'd love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys could suck it. Catch back here on Thursday.
Have a great day, SMDUBM, quit this bitch.