The Woody Show September 4th 2024 Podcast

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sleep's due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advise.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I believe.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody.

(00:47):
It is Wednesday. It's September the fourth, twenty twenty four.
We are the Woody Show. Thanks for being here. Give
us some of your valuable time this morning. I'm Woodie.
That's Greg Gory. What we got Menace up, there's Sea Bass,
There's Sammy, There's Bork, Caroline Morgan Vaughn And as you know,
we are out this week, and thanks to all of

(01:08):
your requests and suggestions, we've pulled some audio from the
last ten years out of the Woody Show vault. These
are the moments that you said you heard as a
new listener and decided that, hey, this is the show
for me. You know, lots of people have worked for
the show over the years. You're gonna hear them in
these segments. Lots of what you're gonna hear hasn't even
aired in years. But when this vacation is over, all

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of these clips, all these segments, they're gonna be retired forever,
never to be heard on the air again.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
So we'd still like to hear what your thoughts are
on anything you hear this morning on the show. If
there's an opinion or a story you would like to add.
There are a lot of ways to do that. Best
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course you got social media's well find us, follow us
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Woody Show. Yep, coming up for you on the show today.
An instant classic. Do you remember we had the Good
News Fairy? Of course there were a couple surprises in there.
That's actually something that kind of backfired on us, but

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in the most beautiful way. Also Greg gets caught newting
in his backyard. Also, remember we had Sea Bass his
secret girlfriend on the air. Yes, the one he didn't
want anybody to know about. Certainly not made her above
and he was kind of being a dick to her,
and so she was like all over our Facebook fan

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page and so we got her to call in and
Sea Bass was that's coming up today also a Woody
Show help Desk. You guys remember dumb Ass Tyler?

Speaker 6 (02:49):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Course? How do you get the name dumb ass Tyler?
Remember question he had for us which got him the
name dumb ass Tyler? You know what will Randy do
for money? This is the Fiery Dog Food today. We
have something in here about Cameron. He unfollowed his mom
and we got into a conversation of what made you
unfollow somebody? Also Sea Bass and Nick Soundwave Eric Nick Soundwave,

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they had something to say and am I the A hole?
So that and more coming up here on the show
this morning by popular request. Cool and dude, you know
what I found? I think I told you, but I
had this for a while.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
My mom had a.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Cassette, like an actual cassette of my first time on
a radio station, like my first time DJing on a
radio station. It was my high school radio station nineteen
ninety one. Yea wwph. I was a freshman in high
school and my big break came when I got to

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be the DJ during the halftime in between the basketball
games that they were airing, like the high school basketball game.
Yea big deal. Yeah. Anyway, so I've had this cassette.

Speaker 7 (04:02):
Is this why you're asking bored about a cassette? Yes,
no way did he find one?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
He didn't find one, But thank god. My wife always
yells at me for not getting rid of stuff. I
found my cassette deck. There some stuff in the garage
in storage. I found the cassette deck and I hooked
it up yesterday and I know, yeah, and then I
got some of the audio off these tapes. All right,
so I'm using my real name, Jeff Fife.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Have you heard this rave?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I've never had never heard I haven't heard it since
nineteen ninety three. Okay, this is this is nineteen ninety one. Wwph,
my first time ever. It was a little ten wattre
non commercial radio stage school ten I mean no, I
went went, yeah, I went about twenty miles. Okay, fifteen.

Speaker 8 (04:46):
Grandpa could have heard it if you want.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, oh no, this is in New Jersey. This is
Princeton Junction, New Jersey, Princeton Junction. Yeh and uh, I
just remember how nervous I was, and I forgot how
terrible play by play team was. They're just other high
school student. Yeah, sure, so you guys a ready to hear?

Speaker 9 (05:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Hell yeah, menace. I think you're going to be very impressed.
The first song I ever played on the radio on
an f M radio station, Yes you're.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Ready, Oh yeah, I'm done.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
That is rip on.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
Memory b List.

Speaker 10 (05:21):
That's PM done right here on one of seven point
nine w w p H Radio, Princeton Junction, New Jerseys.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Go Fight.

Speaker 10 (05:29):
I'll be bringing you some music until the start of
Reversity Girls Basketball game too.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
C tunes right here. What Sally sounds nothing like you? Well,
I'm nervous as hell? Are you baked? He's a fresh
baked every boy, super nervous man.

Speaker 11 (05:50):
Every boy from the age of ten to fifteen sounds
like that.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, you know, it's fine.

Speaker 8 (05:53):
Sounds exactly like my nephew does.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
And I sound exactly like my son does. Yeah, like
my son like the.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Same tone, same.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Can you play that again?

Speaker 4 (06:02):
I have other ones?

Speaker 11 (06:03):
Okay, what was the second song that you were going out?

Speaker 4 (06:05):
That was?

Speaker 2 (06:06):
That was color me bad? Your levels were a bit
hot hot level. Yeah, we're doing air track right, so
this is uh, this is that was pretty good. So
this is going back to the game and there were
some technical difficulties.

Speaker 12 (06:27):
Jeff, this is Jeff Mayer along with Mike, and we
are here with the Pirate Cove.

Speaker 10 (06:41):
We're having problems finding them out there, so we would
like to join us, happy to have them.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
Wait there.

Speaker 13 (06:51):
The Lady Pirates best wo game is about.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
To beget Lady Pirates. It was the West Wind Plainsboro
High School Pirates Plainsboro.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Ye must be high attendant time. Yeah, if they want
to rejoin us, we'd be happy to have happy.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
He sounds so mellow.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
I didn't know what to say. So here we go.

Speaker 13 (07:16):
After the second period is over, we'll go back to
Jeff Fife in the station. But first the game is
not over.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Uh, now it's over. It was in down It to Nirvana.

Speaker 13 (07:29):
I'm sorry, Mizario.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
And uh, Nirvana. Mike is a band okay, by the way.

Speaker 13 (07:39):
Yeah, the hall and uh and just let the time.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Right now, we're going to go back to Jeff Fife
in the station.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Jeff, you can take it away.

Speaker 10 (07:51):
As Jeff Fife w w P H one O seven
point nine FM. We got some weather coming up a
little later, but right now here's high five and just
can't wait another minute.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
The weather is coming up. Yeah, yeah, stay tuned for
the weather.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
I'm gonna tease the weather. We're gonna go back to
the bubbling dickheads back to the gym.

Speaker 11 (08:10):
Yeah, apparently noting their microphones, they're killing it.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Won the game.

Speaker 11 (08:18):
I solid Neirvana joke by that guy.

Speaker 8 (08:21):
Real good.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
The other thing is like Nirvana, like nobody knew who
they were at that mean it was ninety one, right, yeah,
you know, so it was. It was very early. I
mean it wasn't uh wow, yeah, you want to hear
another one?

Speaker 10 (08:33):
Yes, hell yeah, high five right here w w pH
one O seven point nine FM. And here is your
w w pH weather. Tonight cloudy and windy and rainy,
loose in the mid forties, and for Saturday, windy and
rainey with highs in the mid to upper forties. And
for Sunday, variable clouds, highs in the upper forties. In

(08:56):
Atlantic City it's forty two degrees, can then forty five,
and right here at w w pH it's forty six degrees.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
And now for your sports update.

Speaker 10 (09:03):
Last time I heard it was at half twenty one
fifteen west windsor pirates lead. And we'll return to the
Pirate's code in a couple of minutes for the second half.
So stay ture in at w w pH Princeton Junction,
New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
The yeah, do you recognize that song?

Speaker 8 (09:22):
I do not know that.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I wouldn't expect you to a menace, my not.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Chile right now.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
This is so nineties.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
I mean, listen to the sound of this.

Speaker 14 (09:35):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
By the way, the stage was broadcast in mono, not
even stereo. It was FM mono cover girls.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
You heard, cover girls?

Speaker 15 (09:46):
Yeah, funck bouchee, oh Hellee, panty dropper right there.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Your mother was recording this. Yeah, my mom recorded this
on a little boombox back of the house and she uh.
I sent her a clip of it yesterday and.

Speaker 8 (10:07):
I'm sure she was dying.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (10:09):
I bet you couldn't wait to get home and listen.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Because I remember vividly hearing this on the long silver
radio boombox cassette player that we had that was sitting
on an old, tiny wooden table in the corner of
the dining room. I got the antenna just right to
get the clearest signal I could, and when you came on,
I was jumping and dancing around the dining room table.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
And the rest is history, babe.

Speaker 11 (10:30):
See also, the weather definitely paid off.

Speaker 16 (10:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's going to be in the
forties and cloudy three different ways.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, yeah, here, I'm gonna give you a by the way,
I'm fourteen. Yeah sound different. I was fourteen. This is
damn near thirty years ago. Yeah, damn near.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Wow, you don't know, oh really thirty years old.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
You're fourteen. You don't sound the same as you do
as a forty plus year old man. Yeah all right,
and then uh yeah, this is my host DJ like cheeseball, y'all,
totally keep in mind. This is like the DJs of
the time. We're like, you know, hey, guys, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (11:14):
George, Michael and Elton John right here w w p
H one oh seven point nine f M.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yes, I have rocket and rolling, turning the table and bringing.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
It his cus right here.

Speaker 10 (11:25):
Stay tuned for some more music from Oria Carriy Curtis
Secord's game Boys.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Man come up in a couple of minutes. Right here
on w w p H. I'm rocking and rolling, turn
the tables. What's the playlist like written out on paper
so you can.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Set to play the intro time Like every other song,
you got to pick.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
So I got picked PM.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Don I got to pick uh The c n C
music factory Elton John Joint was not mine. High five
was not mine? Yeh yeah, there was the Mariah Carey
probably was mine.

Speaker 8 (12:02):
So did everybody in your school listen in the station?

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (12:05):
I would have for sure.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Hell yeahs turning the table. Yeah bring then that was
my That was my first ever, my first ever on
air shift.

Speaker 7 (12:15):
If you will, I'm glad you get out a tape deck. Yeah,
because you were looking for one.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Yeah yeah, did any slut stop? I had to say,
what's up?

Speaker 5 (12:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Right, yeah, I had somebody under the Show'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Stick that in your pen and vapord.

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Speaker 5 (12:49):
Seemed to pay attention for more than a few.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Shut up the Woody Show. I got one more clip?
Oh good, I can. I can play for it because
the clips of my first ever DJ show. Well, it's
not even a show. It's my first ever time dang
on a radio station, which was a high school radio station.
I was fourteen years old. The year was nineteen ninety one.

(13:13):
I can't believe, like how bad the guys who were
doing the play by flight as bad as I saw.
At least it was my first day like these guys. Yeah,
in order to get to that part of what they
were doing, you had to be a senior in the
program for like four years. Yeah, what were the three
years prior? You know, the parameters to get a job there,
like justin you had to take the broadcasting class. Oh okay,

(13:34):
radio broadcasting class. You had to actually this is back
when you needed they had to like study and pass
a test for your FCC license. Remember that. Oh yeah,
now it's like you don't even need that. The station
needs one. But like the people who were on the
air used to have to have an FCC license posted.

Speaker 8 (13:49):
And he used to have to be pinned up at
your station.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Yeah, they had to read they so we had we
had to.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Do that and uh and then like usually you didn't
get on the air until you were like a junior,
you know, like sophomore. You got to be like a producer,
behind the scenes kind of person. Junior you're on the air.
And then if you got to, you know, be a senior,
either got your own show every day, or you got
to be on the like the play by play team
for one of the different sports, whichever one you were into.

(14:16):
But it just runs there is school hours.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah, well and then after school. Okay.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
I was clearly an overachiever in this class because I
loved radio so much. And so miss Bengani who was
the teacher. I don't wonder if she retired. Probably probably
she was a principal.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
She did, oh she's dead. That sucks anyway, So she
she gave.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Me an opportunity to be on the air just for
these like little halftime you know breaks. But these guys,
the bumbling idiots back.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
I mean, listen to this.

Speaker 10 (14:50):
That's the cover girls right here in w w P
H one oh seven point nine. Right now, I'm gonna
send you back to the Pirates coup for the score
at halftime, West Windsor playing if it's twenty one and
the Trenton Tornados fifteen.

Speaker 13 (15:03):
Twenty one sixteen we got okay, we're back on Oh yeah,
oh okay, right.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
I was.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
I was going through the tape.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
It was a different day, man, because the one guy,
the guy who's got more of a clue than that
bumbling in his over backa. Yeah, all he did was
comment on how beat up the cheerleaders looked for the
other team. For both teams, he's like, they're less than hashtag,
less than enthusiastic. Oh wow, and I think we definitely

(15:35):
have the roughest squad that he's calling oh wud Yeah,
definitely not Well.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Today. I started off I wanted to uh, I wanted
to be a motorcycle cop because I was in the Chips.
And then I wanted to be a pilot of the
Space Shuttle. Oh no, First I want to be a
garbage man. I wanted to drive the garbage truck that
posed over the top yep. And then I wanted to
be a space Shuttle pilot. That didn't work out. It
was this job, and so that's pretty much like those
were my dream jobs when I was a kid.

Speaker 17 (16:06):
What about you, Ray, I was like all the other
young girls. I wanted to be a veterinarian and stayed
that way for a long time, scared of horses.

Speaker 8 (16:14):
Until yeah, I wouldn't have traded horses.

Speaker 17 (16:17):
But then I we had to put like our first
animal down, and I realized that.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
That was so excited. She's like, I geted to do this.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Every day.

Speaker 18 (16:27):
Thing.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
I could be a euthanizer.

Speaker 17 (16:29):
Yeah, and I couldn't. Even the thought of facing that
every day was just too much. And that's when I
was like, no way, so that funeral home.

Speaker 8 (16:41):
Because I really wanted to be a VT really up
until like.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Being a vet that scared you off, but then you
decided to go down the humans.

Speaker 17 (16:50):
Yeah, that's when all of a sudden, I went through
a goth phase and I was interested in the cemeteries.

Speaker 8 (16:57):
So I would go to the cemeteries.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
All the time.

Speaker 8 (16:59):
We're still in I realized that that could be a.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Career, right.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yeah. I was like okay, because maybe I said if
this didn't work out, she would want to work at
a funeral home, not like as an undertaker, but she
would want to be.

Speaker 8 (17:11):
Help everybody through the process.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, because she's so feeling, I think that's all I
could do it.

Speaker 8 (17:22):
That's that's good, you know, you know that's how I would.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
What about you, Greg?

Speaker 7 (17:27):
I wanted to be two things that I don't think
these jobs exist anymore. A gas man is what we
used to call them, would pull into the gas station,
would and somebody would run out the really pump the gas,
check the oil through the windows. And I thought that
was so cool because I thought squeegees. I'm like, wow,
that's so neat. You can squeek squeegee and check the oil.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Although the full service gas station would be good now
with everybody trying to distance totally.

Speaker 7 (17:51):
And then also I wanted to be a milkman. His
name was Greg and he drove at the door open.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Which it looks you could have pulled so much to
I would have been yeah, he would have had more
babies and sea mess.

Speaker 7 (18:03):
So this guy, greg Our millow Man was driving down
the street door open, which started by obsession with the
driving with the door open. Looks so much fun delivering
the milk, and I thought, wow, someday I want to
be the milk man. That would be the best. And
then when I turned seven, it was radio. I was
obsessed with radio, was living a parallel universe with you.
I would record DJ's talking, stop at the music, rewind,

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listen to what they say, try to reenact what they said.
And I had a friend whose dad was a DJ Rickshaw,
Rickhaw Rick, and I thought that was a real name.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Shaw.

Speaker 7 (18:42):
I told my dad, I want to be like Rick
Shaw someday because he sounds like he should be on
the radio.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
He said, he is on the radio. I know somebody
on the radio. Rickshaw was I.

Speaker 7 (18:54):
His son was Ben. Oh my god. Ben was one
of my best friends. And I didn't even realize I
was in the presence of greatness.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
What about you?

Speaker 4 (19:05):
I want to be No, no, I want to be
an oceanographer. Like yeah, I was like I would always
go to the ocean as a kid, like everything adjacent, Yeah,
I know. And then I used to know like every
type of whale, every type of dolphin, all that kind
of stuff. I obviously forgot all of it.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
And then.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Sperm whale and then and then I discovered mt V,
oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
And then I discovered MTV and I was like, I
want to make music videos because my high school had
a video production class, so I got way into that.
And then I idolized Hype Williams, who was a mega
you know, music video producer. I actually got to talk
to him recently, which was really really cool, and and
that was pretty much what I want to do. And

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then I went to school for that, and then I
ran into some radio people and they said, we want
to follow around people at clubs when we go out
there and make videos. And then I got into radio.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
That's here he is and here I Like everybody just
wondered how that happened. Right, if you can do it,
you can do it.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yeah, through video production?

Speaker 2 (20:16):
What about uc bass?

Speaker 16 (20:17):
I would say something like the baseball player number one
as a little four every boy age ten to twelve.
And then I didn't get on the We didn't have
a freshman baseball team in high school.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
You were homeschooled, but.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Did not make that team.

Speaker 17 (20:31):
See he did make that team when he had to
go to high school.

Speaker 16 (20:35):
Yeah, we didn't have a freshman baseball team, so you
either varsity or nothing. And I was coming in a
year younger than everybody anyway, so I was sol on
that one. And then uh yeah, basically scientist of some type,
which really, as we're seeing now, is like what we're
doing right now is not essential. Anybody who does any entertainment,
any comedian, and anybody.

Speaker 11 (20:53):
Builds a theme park, you're just you're wasting time.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
So you feel like you're wasting your time right now.

Speaker 16 (20:57):
I think I'm gonna go back to school, back to biochemistry,
get my doctor, a medical doctorate or not.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Or you just run around working lots of cart nark
and people.

Speaker 11 (21:06):
Get at least yeah, doing something for society.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Sure, yeah, okay, that's true because again the completely unselfishness
that is.

Speaker 8 (21:15):
Yeah, he wants to help his fellow.

Speaker 11 (21:17):
Yeah, therapist, Oh goods between dude, you can.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Get that doctor. It's super easy.

Speaker 17 (21:23):
Can you imagine you really need help and you go
in and your therapist.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
To god, you're like disbarred or whatever.

Speaker 8 (21:31):
Disbarred, Yes, as a therapist.

Speaker 19 (21:34):
I really wanted to be a chef at Denny's for
some reason.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
I have no.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Idea a chef. Yeah they even have those Oh yeah,
of course I like that. I would go.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
At least to make the menu. Yeah, I'm talking about.

Speaker 8 (21:49):
Like you go to denny That's the job that I
had behind the grill.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Yeah, you can work your way up to chef.

Speaker 19 (21:56):
I told my parents I wanted to Benny because I
thought there was a guy in the back doing all
the cooking, and I was like, rip this guy, get
some pancakes for a lot.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
And wear a tall hat.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
Ucky.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
That was it until you stumbled in the radio. At
some point along the way.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
I was in a radio yeah, child actor for that.

Speaker 19 (22:19):
For some reason, for like a couple of years, I
thought I was going to be a historian because I
I think I watched like the History Channel or something.
I was like, these guys seem pretty cool, knowledgeable. Then
I realized I had to do a lot of reading,
so I cut that out. Did not want to do that.
But then but yeah, I had like a tape recorder
and started doing like my fake radio shows by myself
and yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
That's where podcast and yes, thank you for the it's
still around and.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
Listened to the non threatening music this semester shown it show.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
All right, So am I the ahle? This is not
my question. You guys have some questions for us, and
I have some emails here, okay, like this one from
Megan Hey Woody show. Hey, I have an am I

(23:17):
the a whole question? However, before I ask, I just
want to let you you guys know how much you
have done for me. I wake up almost every day
with a panic attack. That's my God. Listening to your
show in the morning has helped me get up and
get to work and push through the panic. I look
forward to listening every day and I end up laughing
instead of panicking. I went from missing a ton of
work days to getting a raise. So all right, thank

(23:39):
you from the bottom of my heart. My power rankings,
Woody Menace, Greg Ravy, Randy. I love that he is
part of the show. More fake News, Doot, Cameron Sea
Bass and then finally at the end, here Sea Bass's
slam stories.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
All right, I find out here is my am? I
the a whole question. I have a friend who I
was super close with for the last couple of years.
She burned me a few times and was always having
major drama, but I stuck with her. I even let
her live with me for a time and would drop
everything to be there for her. But then I decided
that I would just stop texting her daily to check
in just to see if she would ever text me.

(24:12):
That was six months ago. Never heard from her. Oh,
so recently I went on Facebook and I saw that
I was partially blocked, so I just unfrinted her.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
You can see that, what well, yeah, because you noticed that, like,
oh I can only see four photos or I I
can't see their full profile. Then you know that what.
I was just checking my cousin's profile the other day
and I'm partially blocked. Interesting, but I think there's some
family drama going on.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Then yesterday I woke up to a slew of nasty
text messages, and I mean awful. I didn't even reply.
Am I the a hole for dumping her as a friend?
I felt like her blocking me was her saying that
she didn't really want to be my friend anyway, And honestly,
I was kind of done with her drama. Look forward
to hearing your thoughts me love. That is from Megan.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Well was she doing that test? You've mentioned it before.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, I went through like people merge yah, yeah, certain
people like there are just certain people that I was
always the one reaching out to them, trying to keep
the friendship or whatever going. And then I thought to myself, well,
I wonder how long it would take.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Before they called you.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, and there's there's a bunch of people I'm still waiting. Yeah,
so why bother. It's not that I had a falling
out this person or whatever. People just sometimes off Yeah, exactly,
And so that's that's where I've let things stand.

Speaker 8 (25:27):
When I ended a friendship. You judge me so harshly.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Uh no, no, no, well you you gran standing it on
that It was.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
It was people reaching out to you, and when they
had the gesture of reaching out to you, you took
their gesture, which in this case was a stuffed animal
of something. I was duck, and she threw it right
in the garbage.

Speaker 8 (25:45):
Because the friendship had already been destroyed. This was a
last desperate attempt.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
But that's somebody trying to reach out to.

Speaker 8 (25:52):
The feelings attached to that duck.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
D Duck's one of your favorite things, right, Yeah, I
mean that was a lucky That.

Speaker 16 (26:03):
Is the opposite of nasty text messages because obviously in
this case is ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
That's somebody trying to make amends.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
But as far as I think Megan's being way too nice,
especially someone who's drama like I distanced myself from drama people.

Speaker 8 (26:15):
The Dutch was all drama all the time.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Especially people that want to fight with you over social
media crap.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Oh right, just let it go. Yeah, And someone who's
just constant, needy and never really in this case, never
know not even what's up to check This person sent
me the is it still about you talking about Megan here.

Speaker 8 (26:34):
Yeah, Megan absolutely not and Raby absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
I think that delivered absolutely not. Hey, Nick, sound way
if you want to come in and share you He
had one too, and then Bass you have a story
what happened to you? So I was just guessing, Yes,
I'm looking for a meeting space.

Speaker 16 (26:56):
For certain bits for the show, like a conference room
that we can courd stuff because you can't really do
it here at the offices because people will know, Oh,
I'm at a radio, right, we don't have good street parking,
et cetera, et cetera. So I went to a very
famous and well known meeting space brand location. They said
show up at three pm. And I got an email
from the dude and Nick or whatever. I won't say Nick,
I'll say Chris for lack of okay, because Chris, they

(27:21):
just walked in the room and I don't want to
confuse people, so not Nick said. So Chris is, yeah,
that's either. So I show up right on time. The
person of at the front desk says, oh, yeah, he's
in the back. I grab a cup of coffee or whatever.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
So I do that.

Speaker 16 (27:33):
I'm sitting sitting, sitting just there the front desk, people
in chat and chat and chatting with each other. Twenty
minutes goes by, Chris hasn't showed up. I walked to
the elevators. See best doesn't play that game. I do
not play that lighting game. I've got an appointment to
buy your services. Yeah, I guarantee whatever you're doing in
the back and important at this place. So as I'm
going to the elevator, the little twink up front.

Speaker 11 (27:54):
Goes, oh, hey, are believing.

Speaker 16 (27:57):
And I didn't want to be a dick to him,
because it wasn't He's not. He's on the Chris guys like, oh,
I just got to go feed my meter, which is
a lie.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
I just left.

Speaker 16 (28:04):
But then I get email from I guess Chris's supervisor saying, oh,
I'm so sorry we missed you.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
We missed it.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Ignored not Nick, yeah exactly.

Speaker 16 (28:14):
And I told her like, look, I'm just you guys
obviously aren't up to You're not you know I expected it.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
You're not up to see this right exactly, I'm paying
you for services exactly.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
She's like, well, if you.

Speaker 11 (28:24):
Ever want to come back, I'll give you a free
afternoon and blah blah blah blah. I's like, okay, well
I'll let you know. So it was I the a
hole for walking out?

Speaker 4 (28:30):
No, not at all?

Speaker 11 (28:32):
How about that?

Speaker 16 (28:33):
I know, yeah, exert and as a topper, I said
that he was the ahle not to crap on this
particular meeting company. Yesterday I go to a different office
of this meeting company, thinking, oh, maybe it's just that
one office location that sucks two o'clock appointment.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
I show up.

Speaker 16 (28:48):
There's not even anybody at the front desk. In fact,
it says be back at two thirty.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Out too much. Apparently they don't need your money.

Speaker 16 (28:56):
What So, Like, you know, you've got an appointment and
you decide that's the way exactly what you're gonna take.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Your lunch right now.

Speaker 8 (29:01):
I'm just starting.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
I know you're talking. Don't believe we're all in agreement.
That not at all. It's a very weird feeling.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
It's a twist in those meeting spaces are so overpriced
too exactly to get people into.

Speaker 16 (29:14):
Yeah, well it wasn't like it was bustling with people.
There's tons of open offices.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
I was having that thought the other day. I kind
of thought like maybe those kinds of places are the
future because instead of having like a monthly twelve month
a year, you know, rent situational situation that you would
just you know, use office space when you need it
at these types of places.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (29:34):
Then, and that still could be the thing, but apparently
they got to be run better with this company.

Speaker 16 (29:39):
There's all these twenty two year old twink idiot want
to be you know, Metus knows these people.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yeah, hustlers. I'm hustling. This is just my day job.

Speaker 11 (29:46):
And you're qualified to be a barista in this Yeah,
same person.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Yeah all right, Nick, sound wave is here. Everybody. We
barely get you out of that room. I'm working hard.

Speaker 20 (29:56):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, it's buried in the computer. Forget what your face
looks like. Yeah, yeah, all right. So he had an
am I the a hole.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (30:03):
So yesterday I was leaving the gym and as I'm
polling out of the king putting him down. So I'm
leaving the plaza and I'm in the left hand turn
lane and light turns green. Guy behind me quick on
the trigger, honks his horn, glance down. He gives me
the whole like what's find Chester, you know, Like, what
are you doing? So I sat just turn green, quick trigger.

(30:26):
Probably a second or two. I low that, yeah, and
I look in the river mirror here eye contact. What
the hell? I love him and sat through not moving inch.
There was probably about maybe two cars behind him. Kind
of feel bad for them, but.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
I mean, look, if you want my answer, I go, yes,
you're an a hole. But do I respect it? Yes,
because I hate those people.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Actually, I think the guy Honkins the a hole. Yeah, absolutely, people,
I'll give it. I will give him a second.

Speaker 20 (30:56):
If my head was on the phone, you know, if
I really if I realized I was not paying attention
out crap, my bad.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Maybe give him giving him away the wave, you know.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah, but he pulled off. This is really hard to
time out. But you got to pull it off for like, Okay,
so the light turns green, this guy's quick on the trigger,
lad the horn on right, and you sit there and
but you leave just enough time to so you can
like and then you leave him at the red light.

Speaker 8 (31:20):
Mom a birding this, Like, don't you think that's a
dangerous move.

Speaker 17 (31:26):
You don't know what sawed off shotgun.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Maybe he missed the part of the story where he
said he just left the gym. I know, I was
looking really vascularly, you know.

Speaker 8 (31:36):
But still Swoll loses to hair trigger every time.

Speaker 16 (31:40):
Russell Crowe movie called Unhinged about.

Speaker 17 (31:43):
Just saying I hope you don't do it in the
future because that's dangerous.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Okay, I love it. I say not the a hole.

Speaker 20 (31:49):
You know. I saw this playing. I felt like wood
he would have been on my corner for yeah, oh dude,
it's petty because we only have his word. But was
it a like a on the horner just look quick?

Speaker 4 (32:01):
It was like what.

Speaker 20 (32:03):
Got me was the eye contact on the like the head.
It's like the unanimous like the unanimous like hand in
the air, kind of like what are you doing right?
So that's what got me more than anything cars you driving.
It was like an accurate or something like that.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Okay, yeahs furious.

Speaker 20 (32:17):
Maybe it feels like a hummer or something behind me.
I would have maybe been a little more intimidated, but
you know, the soul people behind the honker maybe like.

Speaker 17 (32:24):
So that makes it makes it.

Speaker 7 (32:29):
Because there were people behind him and you got them involved.
I'm gonna say, yeah, you're the like you could have
just been it wasn't and gesture back like dude, rely gone, Yeah,
you could have fought and give people a show.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
I stick with with my initial statement, Yes, you're an
a hole?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Do I respect it? Yes, So I'll take all right
with Greg.

Speaker 11 (32:51):
The collateral damage definitely tips it over the edge here.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah, I mean it's funny. A third or fourth in line,
it's definitely funny. There's nothing to guarantee that you get
through on that turn. No, I don't really guarantee you
won't get through. But the question is am I a whole?
It's not? Am I the a hole? Plus a bunch
of hypothetical or I would have hit yeah with that

(33:16):
a bird comes and crops in your head. It's not
you know, let's litter this with a bunch of hypotheticals.

Speaker 16 (33:23):
All right, that's the classic. I get that on car knock.
So what if they're just having a bad exactly, well, I.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Guess you're the a whole.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Well, sorry, card number three and four.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
My bad. I mean it is funny, though there's a
nick soundway everybody, all, let's this.

Speaker 9 (33:38):
This is the Woody.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Show, and welcome back.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
It is the Woody Show. So Cameron, I guess he's
going to unfollow his mom. No, your own mother, thinking
about it? I'm social too many hot picks. And honestly,
I don't know the reason yet. Yeah, but I uh,
I want to get the phone calls going, the text

(34:04):
message is going. I mean, you love your mom, right
of course I can talk to her every day.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 19 (34:08):
Some people don't have a great have a great relationship,
whether talking to her every day?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Every day? Every day?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Every day?

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Really?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah? Every geez for how long? A couple of minutes?

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Check?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, that's usually in the car on the way home
from work. That's like my uh my wife, she'll call
her mom, my wife. She will be on the phone
with her mom hours at least an hour, and at
the end of the phone call every time, all right, Well,
I gotta go, I'll call you later. I always wondered,
like about what what wasn't covered?

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Possibly covered? Yeah, like my mom will talk to my
grandmother for hours? Yeah about nothing.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
All right, So camera's gonna unfollow his mom. But the
topic and we're gonna get your calls and your text
messages on this. You love them, but you had to
unfollow him? Why you want to know why? So why
are you unfollowing your mom?

Speaker 19 (34:55):
Well, let me start by saying I missed the good
old days of my parents and anybody there thinking social
media was super weird. See, I can't imagine understanding it
any of my parents having social media.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
I don't know that at all. It's filled my mom
anti social media mine too. My mom is a very
private person. Yeah, not unlike me. I'll share anything, but like,
I don't know where I got that tree?

Speaker 7 (35:16):
Did you ever lecture you about it? Because my mom
gets so angry, why are you posting this?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
No, she get so mad that my mom doesn't get
it and doesn't care to get it, use for it.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
The problem is so many old people online now they
are the issue with spreading false information.

Speaker 19 (35:34):
Yes, time, absolutely, and my thing is kind of related
to that menace. So every time that there is an
update about something coronavirus related, vaccine opening, something like that,
the governor will post it on the social media pages,
the Facebook page, every single time for the last couple
of weeks, my mom will comment on it, something sassy,

(35:56):
like she thinks the governor is going to read her
Facebook comment is going zero to political?

Speaker 11 (36:02):
What's she doing?

Speaker 19 (36:02):
I don't know, Like there was one the other day
where he said something about, uh, you know, doing Walmart
is offering vaccines or something, and she said, why would
you post this? The one by my house isn't. The
governor doesn't know where you live, he doesn't know who
you are.

Speaker 11 (36:17):
There are a lot of a lot of old people are.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Like it, and old people don't realize that other people
see that as well. Everybody sees it. And they told her.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
I was like, unless you're following your mom, like, if
it's on there, of all their friends, we'll see if
it's on the face, and yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Friends of friends could see it as well.

Speaker 19 (36:32):
And I told her, I was like, why are you
You're opening like the floodgates for people to start fights
with you.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Why I would love to argue as well day on it.

Speaker 19 (36:41):
So she's been that stuff constantly. And then like I
have an aunt who will put I have a cousin
who just you know, got into college and every time
he posts a picture, she'll share it and say, oh
my handsome boy and stuff. I'm like, stop. If you're
over the age of like fifty, you should not be
allowed to have a Facebook account.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah, I found my drive me insane unfollowing people who
are like social media, they're doing their protesting, but it's
all online all on social like every post is a
cause or political like that's the quickest way for me
to And you know what, if it's somebody that I
really like, I'll just mute it. I mean, so I

(37:16):
don't I don't necessarily have to see it, you know,
unfriend just on follow, well, you don't have to it.
It depends like if they're if they're dragging me into it, mute,
don't want to see it, like Mike the show killer
how oh my god literally unfollowed My question for those
people because every post literally policy.

Speaker 16 (37:36):
Do you think you're making a difference honestly, like on
a step back for a second, and do you think
anyone gives two craps?

Speaker 7 (37:40):
I think they do think that because that's the mentality
where they think my opinion makes me a better person.
Like you always like, are you down at the uh
you know, the food distribution center? Are you helping stray animals? No,
you're tweeting a hashtag right because you think your opinion
makes you a better person.

Speaker 19 (38:00):
That's literally the least you can do, right, And they
live and breathe the social media, like she'll text me
and my mom will text me and say, did you
see what so and so posted you see what he posted?

Speaker 4 (38:08):
What she posts?

Speaker 2 (38:08):
No, I don't care. At least we have more control now,
Like back in you know, like the early two thousands,
you would have that family member or that friend or
whatever who was forwarded joke guy, and you couldn't just
like you know, report there, you know, put them in
spam because like they would email you legitimately that you

(38:31):
wanted to say, yeah, yeah, to read through like fifty
different forward forward, replied the actual joke yeah, thousand times,
yeah exactly. So I feel like we have a little
at least a little bit more control now. The issue
that I have is there's a mole in my chain
of like friends online that reports to my mother, and

(38:53):
if we have a we might have a physical like oh,
random calls about things. Like a couple of years ago,
I get a call from my mom and she goes.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Oh, so you have a you have a new girlfriend.
I hear, I go, I have a new girlfriend. She's like, yeah,
I heard about it from my friend. Do you posted all.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
These photos.

Speaker 11 (39:19):
Some random girls?

Speaker 4 (39:20):
These photos online there? I heard that she's lovely. What
are they talking about? And it was a picture of
me and Lona del Rey y Yeah. I was like, God, no,
that's not my girlfriend, that's a singer, but somebody.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
So it's like it becomes this whole thing that I
have to like unravel what the hell she's even talking
about and then explain it.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Man, I'm even trying to think, like, let's just say
my mom had social media. I don't even know what
she would post about. Would you post about? Like would
she wouldn't be politics, probably would with the lockdown, Like,
I eventually just had to like start cutting conversations a
little bit shorter because like it was a lot about
COVID and the politics stemming from COVID, and it was

(40:05):
like I felt like every conversation was so heavy into that,
not just about like hey, and I realized there wasn't
much going on because you're at home, and especially you know,
my mom compromised. Everything else was not leaving the house.
Yeah you know, but like and there's nothing else. That's
all it's on your mind. But still it just got
to be a little much.

Speaker 11 (40:22):
For a lot of old people. It's neighborhood drama.

Speaker 16 (40:24):
Yeah, oh yeah, that is the next door app Oh
my god, oh they want to see some racist people
day fella.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
My dad was like, dude, they stole a bike, Like.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four, Woody eight seven seven
forty four Woody, Or you could text your story over
to two two ninety seven. You love them, but you
had to unfollow him. Who'd youn follow in?

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Why?

Speaker 9 (40:48):
Like?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
What was the final straw? Eight seven seven forty four
Woody Organs has a text over to two two ninety seven.
We'll get to your calls and your messages next on
the Woody Show. Hang on, this is the show. All right,
So you love them, but you had to unfollow him.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Cameron had to unfollow his mom.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Allright, Mom, Yeah, just was posting responses to everything the
governor would post about COVID. It was just enough for
what would she post Normally I'm going up to make sures.

Speaker 19 (41:23):
And recipes and things like that, and then suddenly became obsessed.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
With the government. Somebody said they had to unfollow somebody.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Whose it was all golf jokes. Golf which is really
the original dad joke. Also, a lot of old people
they just don't get memes. They don't understand memes. Why
would you say that, Yeah, I'm not understanding.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Eight seven seven four Wooding If you want to call
in send a text over to two two ninety seven.
Who's somebody that you love? But you had to unfollow them?
And why? Let's go to Jane Hey, Good morning, Jane,
Jane Hey, good morning wedding.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Thank you for holding.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
So who did you.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Have to unfollow?

Speaker 21 (41:59):
I had to unfollow my little sister.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
And what was posting? Like what kind of stuff?

Speaker 21 (42:04):
Well, you know, it's really crazy. I unfollowed her because
of all the stuff she was posting about our dad
after he died. Oh, because she put him up on
this giant pedestal that and she must have built by
herself over the years, because he definitely didn't deserve to
be on anybody's pedictal. Wow, unless there was a noose
around his neck and you were going to kick up

(42:29):
really angry person his whole life, Like my older sister says,
her only memory is of him wrecking family vacations. And
here our little sister is like posting this stuff, and
every day it was a picture of our dad and
and how great he was and he was the best
dad ever, and how much she missed him, and I

(42:49):
couldn't dig it any wrong.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Yeah, Wow, you know it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
It's like, you know, people maybe that relationship after breakups
or after somebody dies, like all of a sudden, you
forget all the bad things. True. It's like when you've
broken up with somebody, you're like, well, you start to justify.
You gotta before you get back together with that person,
you got to remind yourself of all the reasons why
you broke up in the first place.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Also, is it the youngest one always baby though? Yeah,
treated my other.

Speaker 21 (43:13):
Sister said she that we just took a really good
We did a good job of sheltering her from that.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Reality, right right, you know, but it.

Speaker 21 (43:21):
Is true, like white is a collection of Facebook posts anyway. Now, Yeah,
she's just like regurgitating all the stuff she posted, you know,
over twenty years.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah, guys, my whole life flashed before my eyes. It
was my entire social feed. Yeah, totally, that's all. It
was just a big scroll scroll all right. Jane, thank
you for the call. Thank you so much for listening
to the Woody Show.

Speaker 21 (43:43):
I have a great day, love your show.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
You that's.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
All right.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Eight seven seven forty four Woody. You love them, But
you had to unfollow them. I got text here says
I had to unfollow my girlfriend because I couldn't stand
reading all the thirsty comments her post would receive slight
humble brags getting yeah, I know, but I can see
where that would that would cause an issue. Yeah, well,

(44:09):
also you can get into the whole like, you know,
jealousy things not true, she's your girlfriend, But.

Speaker 7 (44:13):
Like, wouldn't the act of unfollowing lead to upset the drama?

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Yeah? Like, what do you want followed me? Well, not
if it's causing less drama for her because she's always
got to hear from him about oh, well, who's this
person leaving a comment?

Speaker 16 (44:25):
And what kind of pictures is she posting? Is she's
I don't see how people date instas.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Because it's true, Well, because they need a camera, man,
that's true.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
All you want to be influencers, I have to unfollow them, Like, han,
you have two hundred and forty nine followers, would get
a camera going to costco. Here's an other text I
had to unforget about You're obsessed with, sir, because the
only thing she would ever post was about breastfeeding.

Speaker 8 (44:49):
Woh oh that's great.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Really, that's so high, really very specific.

Speaker 16 (44:55):
I've got something with my mom where Ever, since she
found out about cart and Arks. She's all over the
Cartnarks Facebook page. Yeah, and so she'd be like, I'm
a grandmother and I take my car back every time,
and of course people start fights with her. I can't
block her because it should be like why was I blocked?

Speaker 11 (45:08):
So I have to like go.

Speaker 16 (45:08):
Through each post when I see your name, you know,
hide because on Facebook you can hide their post. They
don't know that no one can see them. So but
I could do it for every one because I can't
block her completely.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
So let me ask you a question. What does your
mom say about cart Narks?

Speaker 4 (45:22):
She likes it.

Speaker 11 (45:22):
Oh, she'll send any photos of you. Probably worried because
she knows I'm a badass.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
But it's keep on asking more questions. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
I'm just thinking like his mom's probably a human being
and would worry about herself.

Speaker 8 (45:40):
About mom that he was going to spin it.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Yeah, and his mom has more kids, so she's grandkids.

Speaker 8 (45:51):
He's so far off her radar, Greg.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Here you go.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
I love my cousin, but I had to unfollow her
because every picture she posts, which are several, are of
her and her girlfriend kissing. Yeah, where can I find?
I will follow that is instant follow not instant unfollowed backwards? Yeah,
you got it wrong. It's like we get it. You're

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hot morezing that he unfollowed Cameron loved somebody unfollowed him?
What boor why did you un follow him?

Speaker 11 (46:22):
And do you really love him?

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Because what you sucks?

Speaker 19 (46:25):
Because it's funnier every time, it's so original, so funny.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Well that was different. It's about your crush on.

Speaker 19 (46:35):
It's either I'm I suck or I'm gay or whatever?

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Unfollow all you?

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Oh damn, is there a particular is there something that
he posts?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Or or just eight seven seven forty four. What is
the phone number? You can send us a text over
to two tonne eighty seven. What the It is the
introduction to this pile of Doug.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
It's the Woodie Show and we are.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Into another new hour and as you know, we are
out this week and thanks to all of your requests
and suggestions, we've pulled some audio from the last ten
years out of the Woody Show vault. These are the
moments that you said you heard as a new listener
and decided that, hey, this is the show for me.
You know, lots of people have worked for the show
over the years, you're gonna hear them in these segments.

(47:29):
Lots of what you're gonna hear hasn't even aired in years.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
But when this.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Vacation is over all these clips, all these segments, they're
going to be retired forever, never to be heard on
the air again.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
So we'd still like to hear what your thoughts are
on anything you hear this morning on the show. If
there's an opinion or a story you would like to add.
There are a lot of ways to do that. Best
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That's eight seven seven forty four Woodie. Of course you
can email us email at the Woody Show show dot com.

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And of course you got social media as well. Find
est follow us on the social media platform of your
choice at the Woody Show. Yep, we got Julianne the
phone screener in here, and I wanted her hear for
this because I need everybody to come together and pray
with me. Pray for her husband, Kevin.

Speaker 17 (48:21):
I say hashtag pray for Kevin.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Why now, Well, he's married to you. I don't know
how he deals.

Speaker 22 (48:33):
Well, I mean, he's a lucky guy. I'm super sweet,
best wife ever.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Really yeah, okay, do you have him?

Speaker 22 (48:39):
A beautiful daughter?

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Not very bright?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Welcome tell me how.

Speaker 8 (48:42):
Bright here he had nothing?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Let me let me let me tell you. Okay, why
I'm saying Julianne's not so bright. She was telling me
the story about how there was a play set that
belonged to was a friend or family or whatever, and uh,
they said, hey, you could have it, but you got
to come pick it up. Okay, So they drove over there,
they picked it up. They put it in the back
of the pickup truck.

Speaker 8 (49:06):
So this would be like something to go in the backyard.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Yeah, like a.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Little place that's got a it's got like a.

Speaker 22 (49:12):
Slide stairs that go up onto a little platform and
she slides.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Down plastic plastic like that vinyl kind of stoff.

Speaker 11 (49:18):
Or you could put it in the front yard if
your trashy.

Speaker 7 (49:20):
Right, Greg, right, exactly. Nobody wants to see it, exactly.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
So anyway they go and they pick this thing up
and they're driving home and they're on the freeway when
all of a sudden, the slide goes and it's gone
on the freeway. Wow, lost in the wind. You would
just chalk it up to a loss at that point, right,
But you retrieve it off the freeway, you do if
you're Julianne. Back to my not so bright thing. Okay,

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so they pull over, she tells them to pull over. Okay,
she sees the slide. She goes running down the freeway.
My God, to go retrieve this plastic slide.

Speaker 8 (50:00):
Yeah, I had to make my daughter ropy.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Now I overheard this conversation. Didn't he not want this
thing the whole time?

Speaker 22 (50:08):
No, he wanted it.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
He wanted it. Yeah, he owned he didn't want you
to go after the slide.

Speaker 22 (50:14):
Yeah, he said just just leave it. He's like, if
you see it, whatever, but just just leave it. It's
not safe to go out there.

Speaker 8 (50:20):
I'm like, no, I.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
Can see it.

Speaker 22 (50:21):
I can see it, and I mean it was close
enough to where I can just grab it. I didn't
want someone to hit the slide and then fling and
then hit another car and then create this big accident.

Speaker 8 (50:30):
When I knew you were.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Willing to risk your life running down the freeway to
go retrieve this plastic slide to save other lives.

Speaker 8 (50:36):
Yes, because I am.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Where on the shoulder in the lane on the shoulder,
almost in the lane, but I did have to.

Speaker 22 (50:47):
So I'm running. It's nighttime, it's like eight, and he said,
don't go get it, and he's trying to strap those
straps on tighter because him and his brother didn't strap
it on good night ahead, and so first of all,
it's their fault. So I went running down the freeway

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and there was an exit, so I had to wait
for the cars to pass, and.

Speaker 8 (51:11):
Then I staked its.

Speaker 22 (51:16):
Running and I can see it glisten, like, oh, I'm
gonna grab it. So I waited for it to be clear.
I ran out and I grabbed it, and again it
was on the shoulder, but kind of in the slow
or do you have.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
To wait for the traffic to pass to get it?
It's wait for the cars.

Speaker 22 (51:31):
To exit off the freeway. That's the traffic I had
to wait for. So I went and I grabbed it,
and then I crossed back over the exit and I'm
running with the slide in and on the freeway and
I'm just thinking to myself, Oh my, what a dumb
way to die to go get the slide to make
her happy, yet make it sad.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Yeah, Now, what was Kevin's demeanor was he like, oh no,
don't go.

Speaker 22 (51:56):
He was so when that was the second time we
had to pull over.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
This the way to be.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Rid of it.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (52:03):
On second though, why don't you get that slide?

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Like, oh please stop, don't go, don't do it.

Speaker 22 (52:11):
No, this is the second time you pulled over, So
the first time, I'm like, Kevin, the slide is coming apart.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
I'll just drap it down better like pup.

Speaker 22 (52:22):
He strapped it down and then we take off again
and all of a sudden boom and we pulled over again.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
So it's his fault.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
I was just no, no, no, no, no, it's his fault.
That wasn't secured enough.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
But like you, going and running after the traffic is
what we're talking about here, and that is so dumb.

Speaker 22 (52:36):
You should just have seen Felicity's face when we brought
that thing home.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
What if your face would have look like when your
mom dies?

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Would her face be like when, sorry, baby, but your
mom died retrieving a slide?

Speaker 8 (52:47):
But I'm brave, So you're getting mad? At is the
new word for dumb. I'm brave.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
I wouldn't use brave, could you brave? As a firefighter
running into.

Speaker 22 (52:57):
A building to save firefighter was the one who helped
Kevin strap it down because his brothers are firefighters, So okay,
he's not a hero.

Speaker 7 (53:05):
Put the play structure in the backyard without the slide?

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Would it have had any purpose? You do or you're
just talking about It's like you paid money for it.
It was free to begin with. Now it's on the freeway.
You're going to risk your life to get this slide.

Speaker 8 (53:22):
Did you tell her you were going to get it?

Speaker 22 (53:24):
No, she had no idea.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Even still, that's when you run out and you go
to Toys r Us or whatever.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
They're not that.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Expensive, I know.

Speaker 22 (53:33):
And I thought about that as I'm running with the
slide under my arm, like you shouldn't just online and
bought a new freaking.

Speaker 7 (53:39):
But then you have to wait for it to be
delivered and then.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Just stuffed the rest on the side of the road.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Him.

Speaker 22 (53:47):
I was like, you know what, I was going to
take this thing and throw it on the freaking side
of the road, Like no.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Don't, I'll go get it that. I'm looking at one
right now. Okay, I'm looking at one right now. So
you're what you're saying, this is from target, You're life
is worth less than thirty one dollars and seventy three
sets thirty one dollars.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
That's for the whole damn thing. So if we break
it out to what the slide would we.

Speaker 22 (54:09):
Were Yay, only did I save lives, but I picked
up trash off the side of the freeway.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Greg, that's true, you're very great. Yeah, she put herself back.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
In the car.

Speaker 22 (54:19):
Okay, who's talking burn By.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
The way, texting over girls would say he's a lucky guy,
are complete bitches.

Speaker 11 (54:31):
Okay, tell me what you will.

Speaker 22 (54:33):
He's a lucky man.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
Well, that's why we're praying for you.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Lucky to you are lucky.

Speaker 22 (54:37):
He's a good guy. He's amazing.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
We know that him.

Speaker 8 (54:40):
Yeah, you know that's often to us.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
We like you too, but like you know, damn screwed.

Speaker 22 (54:46):
And it's lucky that she has a superhero for a mom.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Yes, what a superhero you are.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
We're going to break hot. That is a hot entrance show.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
All right, welcome back to the Woodie Show. Everybody did
have an email that I wanted to read here it's
a follow up. Now, Sea Bass, he already admitted after
doing his research and going back over a thousand years
worth of research on home in versus hone.

Speaker 11 (55:16):
In did some fact checking for the people.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Huh yeah, yeah. So it is a debate that lasted
a millennium, and so Sea Bass has admitted that he
was wrongly.

Speaker 11 (55:26):
It is a bit rash. Must heard something.

Speaker 18 (55:29):
That's cool.

Speaker 11 (55:30):
We can move on now. Yeah, forget about that, all right,
But look.

Speaker 8 (55:33):
It's good people were wondering, right, yeah, because it was a.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Big thing, and people were on both sides of the
hot seat argument between Menace and Sea Bass. Over Seabass's
secret girlfriend, Caitlin had wrote in she said, I'm sorry,
but I had to say something about the Sea Bass
secret girlfriend hot seat conversation. Maybe Sea Bass thought that
this secret girlfriend is a delicate flower whose emotions will
immediately be crushed if she is exposed quote unquote on

(55:58):
the radio. But as a twenty three year old woman myself,
maybe I can provide some insight. And no, she wouldn't
be If I was in what I believed to be
an official relationship with somebody that I knew was a
radio personality, I would think it was weird that he
never brought me up. You guys talk about so much
personal stuff on your show as to his defense that

(56:20):
he wasn't her boyfriend. Wouldn't she be aware of that too?
So why would it matter if on the air everyone
teases you for pretending not to have a girlfriend when
you both knew that you weren't exclusive. Also, if she
was openly all over social media asking about you, sounds
like she wasn't the sensitive, private type you're trying to
make her out to be. Maybe what really happened is

(56:40):
that you were leading her on, possibly telling her that
you had to say that you were single on the radio.
So if the Woody Show puts you in the hot
seat for it, it would show that you weren't forced
to say that you were single on the air, thus
revealing to her that you had been leading her on.
If Menace is right and you threw such a hissy fit,
I bet there was more than one girl you were
casually dating who would have been upset, not with the

(57:02):
show for bringing it up, but you for lying to
them about how open the relationship was or wasn't there.
Every single one of these statements has I believe, and
I assume because they're not they're not part of it,
But like that's that's what the evidence leads.

Speaker 8 (57:14):
Any I've been busted for that in the past.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Sorry for the long response, but I had to back
everyone's little buddy Menace since he was struggling to fight
back against a crying sea bass me love that is Caitlin.

Speaker 16 (57:25):
There was no crying to be had number one. There
was no fighting back to be had number two. This
was a dirty, underhanded on athnical as Rabi had said, stolen, stole, stolen,
private messages were sent to Menace. He then says, oh, hey,
look what I guy.

Speaker 11 (57:40):
Would you look at that?

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Look at his gossip, just like in the email, was
all over our social media and I wasn't the one
that brought it to the forefront. Who texting the show?

Speaker 2 (57:50):
If only there was a way to go right to
the source. And we do have secret girlfriend on the phone? Hello,
secret girlfriend, Hi, secret girlfriend?

Speaker 6 (57:58):
Hello everybody?

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Right, I could tell her.

Speaker 8 (58:02):
Space just a little a little redder than it was.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
It's like, okay, is this secret girlfriend seed mass.

Speaker 16 (58:08):
I have said off the air and on the air,
I made it perfectly clear that this is a private
matter that I do not wish to discuss.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Oh no, you you were making the argument about her
and I didn't want to ruin her week.

Speaker 16 (58:23):
You are ignoring my request by goading this out, by
putting this on the air.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
This is a spin. This is this.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
It is because your whole argument was about that she
would be upset, you would be protecting her.

Speaker 16 (58:36):
And indeed, what was it about you? And indeed when
we talked a few weeks ago, she was very upset.
Thank you guys for ruining someone's day number.

Speaker 11 (58:41):
Two, I have made that.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Okay, yeah, I would like to hear. So were you
upset at first?

Speaker 6 (58:49):
No? Like, yes, I wasn't su at first because Sea
Bass was hardcore denying me when it's all public, it's
all out there, and he was like, oh, it's going
to ruin her day one. It ruins my day even
more when he denies me and calls me his slam piece.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Okay, you were a secret girlfriend for how long?

Speaker 6 (59:09):
Since June of twenty nineteen.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Okay, so it's been a while, But the thing is
you were. And just just to answer some of the
claims here, these secret messages that we hacked or whatever,
you came to what you thought was a place to
get advice on this situation.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
True or false?

Speaker 6 (59:28):
True? I went to the what do you show? Facebook page?
And I have a few friends on there who I
know are close with Menus, and so I messaged one
of them knowing that they would go to Menace because
I knew that if I emailed the show, Sea Bass
would see it directly.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Now, are you calling us from the cave that Sea
Bass has you locked away?

Speaker 4 (59:48):
When Yeah, Blake swashes you need.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
Help, I'm definitely in the cave where Steve.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Bess Again, I might slip out this inform my big concern.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
I just want to make that clear.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
I can seek out this and this stuff, and to
be clear on my position. When Sea Bass was defending
your honor saying that he did not want this to
ruin your day or whatever, that's why we initially didn't
have it on the air because I was concerned.

Speaker 16 (01:00:15):
And then then you let Metis bring it back up
in a side sneaky, slimy way, and you encouraged him.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
No, I didn't know he was going to bring it up.
That wasn't part of the plan.

Speaker 11 (01:00:24):
You encouraged it once he did it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
I think Medas has a right.

Speaker 11 (01:00:27):
It's a right to bring up a completely unrelated to it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
It was the hot seed, another hot seed that we
already agreed not to talk about because the first I
completely office he needed.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Secret girl friend. What kind of questions may might we
be able to answer for you? Or like, what what
questions are still out there lingering in your mind? So
we can we can give you some peace here.

Speaker 6 (01:00:49):
Okay, So the one question lingering in my mind is
the sea Bass was so uncomfortable with me? Why didn't
he just cut it off when I originally came out
Los Angeles? Why would he like keep me like in
his wraps texting me twenty four to seven, Like, if
he was actually uncomfortable, why would you still keep talking

(01:01:11):
to me?

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Now, did you have the conversation like you thought you
were in an exclusive relationship?

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
Yes, because we would go out on trips, he would
watch my dog, he has my house keys. Like, doesn't
that say exclusive?

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Well, did you have a conversation about that? Because Seabasket
claims that you hadn't had a like an actual conversation
about being officially exclusive.

Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
Every time I would ask him about it, he would
just deflect and change the subject.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
That sounds about right, it does, And so my thing is, well, no,
let's go to see if we can kind of get
an answer on that.

Speaker 16 (01:01:47):
For Okay, I mentioned this before, and I will, I
will Marshawn lynch this. I'll stand by my case. I
did not want this to be a public discussion. So
have you been have you been asking him privately or
off yet? Because you did say that you wanted to
come on, like she did tell us that she wanted
to come on once you heard the Sea Bass was
saying that that she didn't want any part of this,

(01:02:09):
which wasn't true, which is why she's on right now,
because just like any her into this.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
By not at all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Nothing to do with anything.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
And feel do you feel going into this secret girlfriend?

Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
So, I like Sea Bass didn't want me to go
on the air because he wanted to protect his butt.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Well that's my whole that's my whole question. Because his
argument in the office that he was crying about saying
that it would ruin her day and it would ruin
her life, she would be super upset and obviously, hold on,
obviously that's not happening. So why are you still being
super weird about this? She's perfectly fine.

Speaker 11 (01:02:47):
Here we are weeks later.

Speaker 16 (01:02:50):
It did happen, I asked, And you guys are such
scumbags on this because I asked, I made I made
the perfect analogy with Woody and his kids, or or hell,
when Greg got divorced, was it like, let's dig into
some private messages between Greg and.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
His ex wife. Dude, Again, I'm different.

Speaker 11 (01:03:07):
And ethical person would have said, you know what, this
isn't for the.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Air, and I would have.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
But you're the one was who I beg you to
put it on the air.

Speaker 11 (01:03:14):
No, I said, it's the opposite of every step.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
Of the way.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
And if Greg's ex wife had hit us up and
said that she wanted to come on and clear up
a couple of things, I would have definitely.

Speaker 11 (01:03:21):
Had that would be app You guys, again, you go
toed this into happen.

Speaker 7 (01:03:24):
And if I lied and said, oh, she's so upset,
doesn't want you to and then she wasn't, why would
I say that?

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
And then I did say she would be continually upset
for a month.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
And there's some other reason you're being super weird about that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Okay, So let's just assume, like all the things that
you suspected are true, this wasn't something that he wanted
people to know about. He does like to keep a
lot of things close to the vest. He likes to,
uh keep thinking like he's a very he's a very
mysterious person, and which leads us to wonder, like, what
was it about him that that attracted to you him
in the first place?

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
Okay, So I wanted to see if it was actually true,
if I could slide into his DMS and he would
answer me, because he claims that you have to be
an eight or higher. And so I slid into his DMS.
He answered me like we hit it off, and I
was like, okay, Like you seem pretty cool. You don't

(01:04:18):
seem like the douchebag that you are on the air.
And so I was like, hey, is it cool if
I fly out to LA and hang out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Oh, that's right, you moved out So where where were
you living at the time.

Speaker 6 (01:04:30):
Detroit, Michigan.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Right, okay, So did you move out here under the
idea that this was too you were moving for a
guy in this case, Seve.

Speaker 6 (01:04:39):
Ass so one. He was like a big part of
why I moved out here. But I also moved out
here for myself and I got a good job.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Although that's good, that's awesome, and the weather doesn't suck.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
In Detroit over winter. Yeah, and so, like when you
are now with cb ass in your mind as a
boyfriend girlfriend, does he have a tendency to be very
much over the top when it comes to public displays
of affection the way that we have seen in the past.

Speaker 6 (01:05:09):
Yes, he can be very over the top. Like I
remember the first time I blew out there, we were
standing in front of the bar. He was grabbing my
backside and like kissing me in everything.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Yeah, and so and so. But you you felt like
this was just normal boyfriend girlfriend type stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:05:30):
Yeah, I mean basically.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
Okay, Well, then then that brings me to the next quay.
He claims to be super stud in the bedroom. How
would you grade his how would you grade his sex performance?

Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
I feel like he wouldn't want me.

Speaker 6 (01:05:47):
To answer that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Well, then you know, I think he's kind of screwed
you over.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
I think he kind of could answer that and I
wouldn't worry about it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
Okay, Well, he's good.

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
He's good. That's it.

Speaker 6 (01:06:05):
I mean, like, shout out, it's blueshoe.

Speaker 23 (01:06:08):
I guess.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Promo code?

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
Would he.

Speaker 16 (01:06:15):
Is?

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
He? What'd you call that?

Speaker 23 (01:06:17):
He?

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Would you say he's an attentive lover? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:06:21):
Like he definitely was selfish, satisfy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
You Okay, all right, Well so that's not bad. That's
better than I expected. I expected that he probably a
little bit more selfish of a lover thinking, like you're
he's doing you a favor by by having sex with you.
Is his penis as great as he claims?

Speaker 13 (01:06:39):
Or did you?

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Would you say it's average? Above average or below average?

Speaker 6 (01:06:45):
Definitely, like it's a little bit above average.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
A little bit above average. So this is working out
for you.

Speaker 11 (01:06:51):
See you're coming out still, Marshall Lynching.

Speaker 8 (01:06:54):
This, I don't know he is not going to putipate.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
So where where do things go from here? Because now
you know you kind of know where everything's at, you're
moving on. I'm assuming.

Speaker 6 (01:07:07):
Yeah, Like I definitely don't really want to deal with
it anymore. Like I'm tired of guessing like what we
are because he won't even have the conversation. So I'm
just like, Okay, you come to me when you want to.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
I'll be over to don't do that.

Speaker 17 (01:07:22):
It kind of sounds like ghosting almost, Yeah, like best
will did you disappear on her?

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
From the transcripts that I've read, ghost again.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Marshall Lynch, So yes, did you ghost her?

Speaker 11 (01:07:35):
I'm not going to talk about this relationship on the air.

Speaker 8 (01:07:38):
I mean it sounds a little bit ghosting.

Speaker 6 (01:07:40):
He ghosted me and he didn't like talk to me
until like Menace brought it up on the air.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
That was it from the public, and I have read public.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
She's since posted.

Speaker 11 (01:07:55):
Because you guys, go get her into it by bringing
it up on the air.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
We've never met her. How can we go because you.

Speaker 16 (01:08:02):
Don't have to know who chose to do this huge
post and we make after the fact. I'm not saying
you're outing her who she is as a person. I'm
saying you knew by talking about on the air, she
would hear it and would respond.

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
Is she class to be?

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
I truly didn't give it that much.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Maggin mostly forms. But also that's weak. She contacted the
show publicly. She wanted to be talked about after you, guys, Gontil,
you were hiding her.

Speaker 7 (01:08:32):
She's on the phone. We could ask her, all right,
did you feel goaded into making that post?

Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
Uh? One, No, I made it.

Speaker 24 (01:08:40):
It's public, it's out.

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
There, and Sea Beast was hiding me. So I wanted
to be known.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Yeah, I mean, look at look at the extent, like
people if they're feeling something in a relationship, they're not
sure if someone's cheating or whatnot. Looks at the extended
people will go They'll start snooping their phones or emails
and everything else. So I can under completely understand why
she would go somewhere trying to information to answer questions.

Speaker 16 (01:09:01):
A reasonable ethical person would have said, you know what,
this isn't for the air.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
You're an ethical person, yeah, not being a twenty four
to seven, and then maybe would have sweat right. No,
it's honest truth.

Speaker 11 (01:09:15):
If you're if you're an ethical person, you treat all
people equal under the law.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Sorry, not dis.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Well, see your girlfriend. My advice is, look, I mean,
this is obviously not going to be a boyfriend and
girlfriend situation that you had you know in your mind
that it was going to be. I would not say,
uh that you should leave yourself open to well, you know,
I'll be over here, and so whenever you like, don't
do that to yourself. You deserve better than that.

Speaker 8 (01:09:41):
Change your locks, change your locks.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Yeah no, I'm saying, but like you know, like don't
it doesn't matter if this is sea best. This is
the same advice I would give to anybody like you
gotta you gotta dott delf up yourself off.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
Don't be that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Person who is just there when the when the keg
goes dry, so to speak. You know what I mean, Like,
you have a good job. You said you got a
good job. You're you're living in a place that you
wanted to live, and you have like this this adventure
in front of you, and so just you know, take
take advantage of that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
As you hear on the show, there are plenty of
fish out there.

Speaker 8 (01:10:15):
I have plenty, plenty of fish out there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Of course, secret girlfriend, you were together for eight months,
So my calculation of relationship rules, we're gonna round it
up to one day. You get one day to feel
really bad about this whole thing, and then you got
to move on. You have you have a very look,
you got a great job right off the bat after
moving to a very big city, competitive city, competitive city.
So you know, take some pride in that you're gonna

(01:10:38):
meet somebody else and uh, you know, just just hang
in there, but don't leave yourself open to you know,
getting your heart broken again by somebody who very clearly
has made it clear that you know, they don't necessarily
want that type of relation. He's not saying he doesn't
like you. He's just saying that he doesn't want to
be boyfriend girlfriend. Otherwise that would have happened by now,
don't you think, of course.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
Yeah, so thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
I hope you.

Speaker 17 (01:11:00):
I hope you girlfriend some more insight, and thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Thank you for reaching out. Feel free to reach out
any time. We're always here for you, Sea Bass, I
don't know. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
There you go, there's a secret girlfriend is really nice?

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:11:15):
All right, all right, I agree with the six six one.
Seems like a new low for you men. Teenage girl
as usual.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
Okay, cool, okay, this is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
We'll be all right back more next Maybe they'll hurt
each other in the hallway running for the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
Maybe the Woody Show. You better give it up with
these pear shaped men looking just like the Mom.

Speaker 10 (01:11:37):
Show.

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
All right, welcome back to the Woodie show Man.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
The block is hot, hot block. Now there there are people,
obviously on on both sides that are texting over.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
There are people that are on Sea Bass's side.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Sea Bass is texting in himself a lot. Now there
are people on that are on Sea Bass's side. There's
also people that are on menaces side. There are people
who are just on the secret girlfriend's side and don't
care about any of us at all. Yeah, I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
Yeah, well go figure Mayby's always.

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
Pink.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
Yeah, any congratulations on the above average Wieners. Yeah, yeah,
that's the best game. Yeah, nobody would ever say that
about us, I know clearly, Like, and you know it's
got to be true because this is a person who
feels that they have been wrong and they're still saying that.

Speaker 7 (01:12:26):
Right, Like, if I had been busted robbing a bank
and I was facing prison time, if they said I
had a big wiener, I'd be like, right, life is good.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Or if like you break up with somebody and they're
really mad at you, if anything, they're going to round
down totally the best day of your life.

Speaker 8 (01:12:43):
So many pinky Wieners after a break.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Up about usually when they bring it up to during
the relationship. It's only after even if it's not true,
like they'll just oh, yeah, queen was so small point
being that's all that matters here.

Speaker 11 (01:12:58):
Yeah, what matters the most does that women know that
I'm available.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Above average winger, attentive to their.

Speaker 16 (01:13:07):
Order, know that I'm willing to keep their relationships private
and to get their.

Speaker 7 (01:13:12):
Laundry before ghosting, though.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
I would move. I would also like to let all
of the former Sea Bass Slam pieces know you always
have an ear here.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
Yeah, that's not true.

Speaker 11 (01:13:26):
That's not gonna be true very long.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Yeah, all right, more wood shows the show. I have
no idea what to expect with this, but well it
is the Woody Show. I'm wanting that there's Ravy Gregory's here,
Menace Sea Bass. So we told you there was another

(01:13:49):
show that started doing the d y Q, which is
you know, look, I almost don't even care if it's
from another city, you know, but for it to be
in the city where you know the station originates from
seems kind of shady. And we know who these people are,
so that's number one. They know us, they know the bit. Yeah,

(01:14:09):
are we being petty? Oh yeah, af Oh we're petty. Yeah,
it's fine. This is called blatant radio ripoff. So what
we've done since they've taken the DYQ, we have taken
a bit that they do on their show. Had someone
do some reconnaissance for us, and they told us about

(01:14:30):
this bit that they're doing where they have somebody call
in with a piece of good news. They haven't broken
into somebody important in their life yet, and we're then
going to call that person and listen as the listener
tells that person they're good news, and we all get
to be here for it.

Speaker 7 (01:14:45):
It does beg the question like then, what like what's that?

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
What's you?

Speaker 11 (01:14:49):
Hope people cry or I don't know?

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
And if you guys like the bit, we'll keep it
and we'll just tell everybody it's one of our blatant
radio ripoff bits. It sounds so etsy. And then you
don't have to something very very interesting. Yeah, and then
and then you don't have to listen to that other
show to get the bit that you really love. Right,
We're a one stop shop, which is what we want
to be here.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Right, okay, so uh let's talk to Maria. But this
music is awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
I love it?

Speaker 8 (01:15:23):
Oh even better?

Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Uh Hi Maria, Hi, Maria, Hi, Hi?

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
How are you?

Speaker 23 (01:15:29):
I'm good?

Speaker 18 (01:15:30):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Guys? Welcome to the Rais Fairy. Okay, so you have
some you have some good news. What I'm trying to
play along like you would.

Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
Do it great?

Speaker 8 (01:15:37):
Exactly you're awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
So, uh, Maria, what's your good news?

Speaker 23 (01:15:43):
My boyfriend proposed and I haven't told my mom yet
because she does moved back from Iowa, so kind of scared.

Speaker 8 (01:15:48):
Okay, do you think your mom's going to be excited
for you?

Speaker 23 (01:15:53):
I mean, my mom's my best friend, so I hope,
but she's going to be like, you're too young?

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
How old are you?

Speaker 23 (01:15:59):
I'm eighteen or both eighteen? I know.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
I am, all right, it's really both eighteen and so hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
How long you've been with this guy?

Speaker 23 (01:16:10):
A year and almost four months?

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Year and four months. That's forever. This is gonna be good. Yeah,
how do your parents feel about this guy?

Speaker 23 (01:16:20):
Well, my mom loves him. My mom like is a sweetheart,
and my dad, on another hand, like, we don't really talk,
but I feel like you he wouldn't mind.

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
Okay, okay, okay, it was always neutral, all right, all right, all.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Right, So Maria, you're gonna break this news to your mom.
What's your mom's name? Dora, Dora like the Explorer. Yes,
right there, Okay, all right, so we're gonna we're gonna
get Dora. This is Maria's mom on the phone. All right,
let's welcome Dora. Hey, good morning, Dora, Good morning, Good

(01:16:56):
morning Dora.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
I'm good? Good?

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
Are you nervous?

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
I'm a little okay now, SeaBASS told you that you
were gonna be on the radio right yes, okay, we
need to make sure. Okay, now, Dora, your daughter Maria
is on the phone, and she has some good news
to share with you. It's part of a segment we're
doing this morning called the Good News Fairy. Okay, okay, Maria,

(01:17:21):
you're on, Hi mom by.

Speaker 24 (01:17:23):
Baby girl, Hi Evan.

Speaker 23 (01:17:27):
Okay, So I have some news to break you guys,
and only junior nose because I mean, obviously, but Daniel
proposed and that's why I haven't been like You're hanging
out with you guys and everything, and I hope you'll
take it the wrong way. But we're gonna have lope
and then we're gonna go to Concoon and they're gonna
have a party to celebrate.

Speaker 24 (01:17:45):
Oh my gosh, wow, I kind of I.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Just got back.

Speaker 24 (01:17:56):
I'm lucky for you.

Speaker 23 (01:17:57):
I mean, that's good.

Speaker 24 (01:17:59):
You're a big girl. So you make your own decisions,
you know, Are you gonna like help me out with anything?

Speaker 23 (01:18:05):
You don't have to pay for anything, just like, be
there and support me.

Speaker 24 (01:18:08):
I'm gonna beat her, you know I am. I'm als
there for you.

Speaker 11 (01:18:12):
When haven't I been?

Speaker 24 (01:18:13):
I love you more? Damn it, you really broke it
to me.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
You're gonna have a son in law. Good news, fairy guys.

Speaker 24 (01:18:32):
I'm very happy for her.

Speaker 23 (01:18:34):
Wow, there's something else.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
Was an awesome guy.

Speaker 24 (01:18:37):
I know him, so you know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Hey, Maria, hold on, Maria, we need you to hold
on one second. We need to talk to your mom.
All right, one quick question, do worry? Hold on this?
This guy sucks, right, and you're not excited about that?

Speaker 25 (01:18:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
Keep it real, keep it real with us.

Speaker 23 (01:18:50):
You mean he sucks?

Speaker 24 (01:18:51):
No, he's a sweetheart.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
Yeah, but are you excited that they're getting engaged? She can't?

Speaker 9 (01:18:56):
You know.

Speaker 24 (01:18:58):
She she's young, she's in love. I'm not gonna I'm
not gonna go against her.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
You know she should the last. We're gonna bring Maria
back in.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
Him. Maria, Maria, Maria, don't listen to the Radioah, Maria,
your mom's super excited. She's so happy.

Speaker 7 (01:19:24):
Yeah, wedding gift.

Speaker 14 (01:19:28):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
Wait, then Maria said she had something else. She kept
on trying to say, oh yeah, you had something else, Maria.

Speaker 23 (01:19:33):
Oh, and also was pregnant. But I don't know, like
that's gonna tell her because I want to grand you disconnect.

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
There's no cult, but that kind of language, luddy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Vulgar and abusive language, that's an automatic disconnect.

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
You've got a dirty.

Speaker 26 (01:19:45):
Horor mouse.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
Language.

Speaker 16 (01:19:49):
Who wait, the first part of that go over the
air besides the cuss word, Yeah, the first part.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Yeah. So yeah, Maria, you're pregnant.

Speaker 23 (01:19:58):
Yes, No, I'm still going to go to school. I'm
still going to become a doctor. And under are you
mind me?

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Don't please?

Speaker 24 (01:20:05):
Are you joking?

Speaker 6 (01:20:06):
You know?

Speaker 23 (01:20:06):
That's all I'm serious?

Speaker 24 (01:20:08):
Oh my gosh, Like, is this.

Speaker 22 (01:20:09):
Why you're loping?

Speaker 23 (01:20:11):
Yeah, that's kind of like why we have to rush
it and I can't have her wedding.

Speaker 16 (01:20:15):
Why would like that's important?

Speaker 24 (01:20:17):
Like you've been be asking me saying that you don't
want to have kids.

Speaker 21 (01:20:20):
This is that you're pregnant.

Speaker 24 (01:20:25):
I mean, I guess congratulation, but I wish I would
have told me rather than the radio.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
And we didn't know that part, by the way at all.
She just told us that she was engaged and she
was gonna get married.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
We just need the marriage partly.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
I didn't know that part no choking. Okay, hey Dora, Dora,
let me step in as a father, let me uh,
let meet Maria.

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
Are you crazy crazy in love?

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
I know, but like you're eighteen years old, you got
your whole life ahead of you. This is such a
big thing. It's one thing to get married, and I thought, like, man,
that's a little soon. As a guy who married very young,
I thought that was a little soon. But now you
got the baby on top of it.

Speaker 5 (01:21:04):
I mean, what else are.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
You going to do now?

Speaker 8 (01:21:08):
College ambient doctor?

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
Yeah, I mean, people can.

Speaker 8 (01:21:14):
I'm rooting for you for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:21:17):
All right.

Speaker 23 (01:21:18):
I'm really excited.

Speaker 6 (01:21:19):
I think I can do it as long as I.

Speaker 23 (01:21:20):
Have my mind, I believe, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Yeow, okay, well you know what, I didn't see any
of this coming. I feel dizzy, Okay, right now we're shocked,
as Dora. All right, Uh, Maria, thank you for calling
in for the good news, fairy.

Speaker 23 (01:21:36):
Dora, thank you.

Speaker 24 (01:21:38):
I'm on my way right now.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Okay, good please call with an update. Yeah, you do
in touch.

Speaker 8 (01:21:44):
Hey, do definitely stay in touch with us.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Dora as as a father hanging there, I will yeah,
I mean, you know, I think things things work out
the way they're supposed to. You sound like a good mom,
a fantastic and you sound super young. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:21:59):
A lot of people are asking, are you what's your rage?

Speaker 24 (01:22:01):
I'm thirty four and I'm currently trying to reopen my
driving school business. So I've been a full year and
I'm back now.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
So yeah, well, great, good luck door and hanging hanging
in there, man. I think Maria is going to figure
it out one way or the other. Thank you. Sound
you sound like an awesome yea hey, that's that's the
good news fairy.

Speaker 11 (01:22:22):
You should have seen the simultaneous jaw drop in the studio.

Speaker 8 (01:22:26):
What is that ahead of time?

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (01:22:33):
Maria definitely stay attend us.

Speaker 11 (01:22:35):
She didn't tell us the elope party there beforehand.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Nor was proposed, that's all we heard.

Speaker 8 (01:22:42):
Wow, went from proposed engaged to a lope.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Al Right, so that's a blatant radio ripoff.

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
Wow, the good news fairy. What do you guys think?

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
Interesting?

Speaker 11 (01:22:54):
I don't know if that ferry had such great news, but.

Speaker 7 (01:22:57):
If I'm doing the math right, Dora was six, which yeah, Maria.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
It had a couple of other kids as we well, Okay, wow,
so what do you guys think? Uh, is this something
we're gonna steal or dump? Should it be the crazy
news fair? I don't know this one. Well do the
next time it sucks and then we dump it. I
want to try it right now. This is my favorite
bit the.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
Woodie Show.

Speaker 26 (01:23:22):
Be back, back, back back in a bit, drum roll,
this is alas, this is the show.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
What bag it is The Hoodie Show?

Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
Eight seven seven. That's our phone number.

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
Sent us a text over at two two nine eight seven.
Let us know your thoughts as we get into a
round the losses of Vodega, Menace and Sebastian. Yes, their
esteem law firm is coming in here make an argument
in the Woodies Show Court and there's these different stories.

Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
The camera has found people who have had a run
in with the.

Speaker 11 (01:23:58):
Law, unfortunately through no fault of their own.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Yep, and the world's worst or I would say, most
despicable defense lawyers.

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
Sway the jury already, excuse you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
I'm explaining to the audience and they're not the jurors.
It's been real confusing it here. Okay, I will be
the judge, yep, thank you, Greg and Raby will be
the jury. You as well, can let us know your
thoughts and opinions. Are they guilty or not guilty? And
court is now in session?

Speaker 12 (01:24:28):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
All right? So the first case is what we got.

Speaker 19 (01:24:33):
The first case here is a fifty year old woman
who was arrested in Wyoming after cops say they found
seventy pounds of weed inside the car she was traveling in.
They initially pulled her over for following somebody too close,
and then when cops asked for about the car, she
said a friend of mine rented it for me. Okay,
said she was just sight saying on her way back
to Florida.

Speaker 13 (01:24:52):
Huh.

Speaker 19 (01:24:52):
Cops say they smelled the weed while they were talking
to her, and she had a ton of air fresheners,
which made them suspicious.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
She was arrested on possess.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
A couple of things. Yes, it's her friend's car. It's
illegal to have air fresheners in your car.

Speaker 11 (01:25:06):
Suddenly, yeah, the good is against the law.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
What's wrong here was that the argument was it the
air fresheners or was it the weedy?

Speaker 16 (01:25:15):
This sounds like is this This sounds like a cop
fishing for any damn excuse, thank you to pull it
to investigate the car off a just innocent sight seer,
like she said, who doesn't want.

Speaker 11 (01:25:25):
To go to Wyoming, Wyoming this time of year.

Speaker 4 (01:25:27):
Okay, let me ask you another thing, jurors, have you
ever borrowed a car from somebody? Do you go into
the trunk and go through the car at all before
you drive it? Is that a requirement that you do
when you borrow a car from a friend?

Speaker 16 (01:25:41):
And I was supposed to like strip search every vehicle
as my owner?

Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
Do I open every single compartment before I drive away? No?
I don't, thank you, Thank you. Cage closed, case closed.
The cage is closed, case closed, not guilty, next story,
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
But do we even need to go to the jury
on the yeah, I think we do have any questions?

Speaker 8 (01:26:01):
I don't have any questions.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Okay, questions whatsoever? You said seventy pounds, yeah, which.

Speaker 11 (01:26:08):
Could go anywhere?

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
And she was by her buy herself.

Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
Then me ask you, do you check through a friend's
car when you drive your friend's car?

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
On the contrary, I think that would be rude.

Speaker 16 (01:26:16):
Exactly, Thank you and Tiki tek reason too. Following two.
This guy is looking for any reason.

Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
Anything we can nail boring ask wyoming.

Speaker 16 (01:26:23):
Because love nailing at people without estate plates too, because
that's free ticket money.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
As Greg always says, cops suck objection.

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
Yeah, so I'm asking a question.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
When you borrow somebody's car, and like when you rent
a car, you are responsible for whatever tickets you may
ring up or whatever. All right, you are still responsible
because you are operating that vehicle. You know, I could
borrow someone's car and I could have a body in
the back of it, or I can have Okay, so
should you be case I could have seventy pounds a
week in this case in there lives responsible for putting

(01:26:57):
there also responsible responsible. You need to go through the
car to realize that there was a very heavy weed smell.

Speaker 11 (01:27:03):
Maybe you don't know, maybe you just yeah, maybe see
the car just funky.

Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
Yeah, maybe there's a skunk died on it previously and.

Speaker 11 (01:27:10):
Great again, Greg said it would sort of be rude
to start going through things.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
Yeah, well, let me go and consult the jury. Here
your number one.

Speaker 8 (01:27:18):
Look, I would not.

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
Look.

Speaker 17 (01:27:23):
I would go through the car because that smell would
be so prevalent, and as much as I am in
favor of blazing it, I do not want to drive in.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
A car with all of that weed.

Speaker 17 (01:27:33):
It would reek And you didn't know, you.

Speaker 8 (01:27:37):
Know, you didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
I hate the smell of weeds. Us you've you've had
your time.

Speaker 8 (01:27:42):
You didn't make the argument for me, menace.

Speaker 11 (01:27:44):
She's guilty.

Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
Look just qualified.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
This juror.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
Says the smelling order. I'll hold you in contempt. I'll
make you eat healthy food. Greg Gory, you're a number two.

Speaker 7 (01:27:58):
The old me would have been mega go guilty, And
I was all hardcore anti pot.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
Now I'm not a stoner, but I do not care
about pot whatsoever. It is a plant from Mother Earth.

Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:28:10):
Seventy pounds, though, I mean we're talking cartel level amounts,
not exactly personal use exactly exactly. Well, we don't know
if she didn't know the ye old it's my friend's car.
Is that's kind of a tired extent, is it?

Speaker 11 (01:28:26):
Until proven guilty?

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
Yes, guilty. This is the jurors time.

Speaker 7 (01:28:31):
But overall, I'm gonna make the judge in the case
two overtime because he has a hung jury. I'm saying,
not guilty is not guilty. You well that defalls to
the judge guilty.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
It's not cool first, all right, Yeah, I mean, you can,
you can have you can have your own personal opinion,
but we're going to follow the American opinion. I'm pretty
sure seventy pounds of weed is illegal no matter where
you're at. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
Yeah, if it's yours.

Speaker 11 (01:28:57):
Yeah, not if it's planned by somebody else.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
Ye. Okay, all your ear dumbs closed in this room, okay.
Next case, it's the losses of Bodega, Menace and Sebastian.

Speaker 19 (01:29:08):
Next case is a twenty two year old guy in
Mississippi who was arrested for streaking. He was charged with
seven counts of indecent exposure from incidents over the last
couple of years. Police say they started investigating at forgetting reports,
but once they started investigating, they stopped happening.

Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
He just wasn't a where to.

Speaker 19 (01:29:24):
Be found until in the last few weeks. People saw
him between the hours of five and six in the morning.
Trust the cops did eventually track him down and arrest him.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
Now, all right, this is a long standing tradition streaking.
But did they arrest him while he was naked or
they just thought he looked like the guy that was streaking?

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
The report does not clarify.

Speaker 4 (01:29:47):
Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 16 (01:29:49):
Also there are such a thing as being allergic to close. Yeah,
he's and if he's doing this, let's say, even if
you were.

Speaker 11 (01:29:55):
Doing this, which we don't know he was, yep, between
five and six am.

Speaker 16 (01:29:59):
That's shows that this man is being thoughtful about his
local community. Allergic to close, still wants to get exercise,
knows that his disability is a problem for some people,
so he does it when there'll be very few people
who could actually even see him.

Speaker 11 (01:30:15):
Not guilty.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
Also, if it's him and he's out there nude, did
houses burned down, did babies die?

Speaker 9 (01:30:22):
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
Did people lose their life savings?

Speaker 11 (01:30:24):
No, wing, you're killing anybody? I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
Nope, And you're born naked, so thank you, thank you.
It's called case clothes. Not guilty, all right, that's the argument.
You don't know it's him, all right?

Speaker 11 (01:30:34):
For sure? You have no picture of his wiener.

Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
Nope? Does the offensive rest?

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
We rest? Okay, Hilaire, Let's go to the jurors. Any
questions during number one?

Speaker 17 (01:30:43):
My only question I would think we just don't have
the answers to, like who's reporting him streaking?

Speaker 8 (01:30:48):
Like who's seeing him?

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
Is it kid different?

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
Is it women? Is it you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (01:30:53):
It could be.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
It could have been a deer order. I asked if
you guys rest, You said you rest.

Speaker 11 (01:30:59):
You asked her for questions. Yes, we're answering questions.

Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
He's giving. Okay, I'm just.

Speaker 17 (01:31:04):
Giving my thoughts about I guess we just don't have
the answers to that. That would be my only question.
Who saw him out there with his dong out?

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
You know, I'm pretty sure I know how jur Number
two is going to feel about this, because as a
fan of newting out right in his in his yard
or We've had stories before about people nuting you know,
I've gotten busard or in their house. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:31:28):
And I'm an admirer of people who are, you know,
bold enough and brave enough to be nude in public?

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
Uh huh all right, Uh well, let's go to the jury. Uh,
jur number one, guilty or not guilty.

Speaker 17 (01:31:41):
I just don't think we have enough information to convict
in this case.

Speaker 8 (01:31:45):
I'm going not guilty.

Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
Yeah, not guilty.

Speaker 7 (01:31:48):
Greg Glory, Well, if only there was a way that
if there was something out in the world that you
didn't want to look at, that you didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Have to look at nuclear not guilty, right, I guess
I'll have to rule not guilty, although the judge would
like to.

Speaker 4 (01:32:06):
Offer a dissent and opinion here on this one.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
What's with everybody needing to be silly and a stiffler
silling going out there and it's.

Speaker 4 (01:32:15):
Pervint yeah, medical conditions.

Speaker 5 (01:32:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:32:18):
So when they have this campaign of free the nipple
and breastfeeding and all the naked bike ride, that's silliness.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
That equity.

Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
I call it America, not North Korea. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
Shut up to Stiffler. What's he doing these days?

Speaker 11 (01:32:35):
He did Goon and Goon too. He's got some sweet
hand tattoos.

Speaker 22 (01:32:37):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
He was a very nice guest who we had him
in by the way. Yeah, oh he was on twenty
four Scott. Yeah, oh yeah, he was a nice Well,
I'm ruling not guilty in this particular case, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
And uh well, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
All the time is allowed for today. And the offices
of Bodega, Menace and Sebastian Court is a germ. Yeah wow.
And if you need some lame mass excuse to try
to get you all, make sure you consult the losses
of Bodega, Menace and Sebastian. They'll get you off. What
the is the introduction to this pile of doug.

Speaker 4 (01:33:15):
It's the wood Show, I walk back.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
It is the Woody Show. Hey, I mean the phones
don't ring all that much at the lofts as a
bodega menace. Sebastian is off the hook, my friend. I
don't know, because I mean, your your average is not
that great.

Speaker 4 (01:33:32):
I think we have do you think I think we
have a judge issue.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
Judge goes by the letter of the law, not like
Greg who's like so therefore is not a.

Speaker 12 (01:33:43):
Thing and.

Speaker 4 (01:33:45):
They have an over zealous judge.

Speaker 5 (01:33:47):
I have a.

Speaker 7 (01:33:49):
Neuting issue that I need your guys opinion. So, okay,
So you have pictures. Raby wants to know, sadly, no picture, actually, lucky,
no pictures.

Speaker 5 (01:33:59):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:33:59):
So I recently moved into a new house and it
is on a very steep hill. So the neighboring houses
to me are way above and one they can see
way below. No, they can't see a damn thing. The
backyard is the ultimate in privacy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
Ultimate.

Speaker 7 (01:34:18):
So about a week ago, and that's pertinent, and I'll
tell you why in a minute. About a week ago,
you know, Mario and I are you know, fooling around,
and I said, let's take this outside. That would be fun,
you know, new surroundings, new yard, let's experiment. Chris in
the backyard. So he has his pants, let's say, just

(01:34:39):
above the knee. I have mine down on my ankles,
so literally nude, and I go waddling out with my.

Speaker 16 (01:34:48):
Like.

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
I didn't take them off. I kept him all right.

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
With the outside stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
You have a home, I know, but we had never
done anything, ex it's just fun.

Speaker 7 (01:34:57):
So I'm shuffling out with my pants on my ankles.
He's shuffling out his pants above his knees.

Speaker 5 (01:35:03):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:35:04):
As we're about to, you know, do more stuff, I
see a flashlight right up against the neighbors fence, which
means he had to climb up a very very steep
side hill.

Speaker 4 (01:35:17):
Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (01:35:19):
Just at the precise moment we go out there naked,
he decides that's the time he has to fix one
of the sprinkler heads. Oh so wow, he yells out,
I'm just fixing a sprinkler head.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
So I grabbed my pants and I run in the
house hold on. So at this point, like when he
finally spoke up, it wasn't just a newting part like
someone was.

Speaker 7 (01:35:41):
He was must have already been there.

Speaker 2 (01:35:43):
It was like, yeah, somebody already something going on.

Speaker 7 (01:35:46):
Yeah, I think he had already been there. So it
wasn't like he came out because we went out. I'm saying, like,
you guys went outside.

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
I said, we were starting to do stuff in most
did the guy witness any kind of like?

Speaker 7 (01:35:58):
That's what I need your opinion on. So we both
run inside the house like scared children. The next day
I see the neighbor. He brings it up again. I
just want to let you know that, Uh, you know,
I'm normally not up there, but I was fixing these
sprinkler heads. I just want to let you know. You know,
I wasn't creeping on you. Those are exactly I wasn't

(01:36:20):
creeping on you. Then a couple of days later, I'm
checking the mail. He's checking his mail.

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
Hey Greg, Hey, listen.

Speaker 7 (01:36:26):
Uh, I just want to let you know that I
wasn't watching anything. I just so, do you think he saw?

Speaker 4 (01:36:37):
Does this guy have a wife and kids?

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
He has a wife and kids, kids.

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
Stay away from the top of the hill.

Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
I know we've got some person up here.

Speaker 4 (01:36:46):
I'm thinking maybe he's slightly interested.

Speaker 11 (01:36:49):
Is this is a you know, I wasn't creeping, but.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:36:54):
I just what are the chances that the one time
and the first time that we actually go out there
to you know.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
No leg he was up there?

Speaker 8 (01:37:02):
He was definitely, but nonked.

Speaker 4 (01:37:06):
Wondering if you do stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
Are we just talking like mouth parties somebody greased up?

Speaker 10 (01:37:11):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:37:11):
No, no, no, no, no, no no no, just the first
thing that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:16):
Yeah, I mean as the first thing as a neighbor,
I would be slightly concerned, like, oh, they think that
I'm up in the.

Speaker 2 (01:37:22):
Hills exactly that you're watching.

Speaker 7 (01:37:24):
So do you think he brought that up again? Just
to reiterate that. I think he did much embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (01:37:32):
Yeah, yeah, no question, he's just as embarrassed as you are.
But he also might be testing the waters. I think
it's a bit.

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
Yeah, So god, who was more exposed? Oh me, sounds
like me?

Speaker 11 (01:37:46):
I assume Greg. You also still you pants down? But
sure it was still on?

Speaker 4 (01:37:49):
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:37:50):
Thank god? You have flash That was this nighttime.

Speaker 7 (01:37:52):
It was already dark out and he was fixing a
sprinkler head, so he had the flashlight and oh my god,
talk about a buzz kill.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
Welcome to the neighborhood.

Speaker 11 (01:38:02):
What happened inside later?

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
Did you guys? Their head wasn't the only head shot?

Speaker 5 (01:38:09):
Get you out from the street?

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
Nuts?

Speaker 5 (01:38:14):
Twist that nuts This.

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
Freaks is the Weirdesteeveston Dork the Woody Shote, Welcome back
to the Woody Show, Woodie, Bravy, Greg Menace, he Seamassfakenews Dot,
Camraon Julianne taking a bunch of phone calls right now?

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
All right, so we have Tyler here. Tyler is our boardop.
He sits in the other room. Mostly you don't get
to hear from him. He's in there stuck with Julianna. Actually, yeah,
so God's being on that. Yeah, you just like talk
your ear off all the time or sometimes it's not
that bad.

Speaker 4 (01:38:45):
What was it like making out with Raby by the way, Yeah,
how did that happen?

Speaker 2 (01:38:49):
Did you?

Speaker 5 (01:38:50):
I honestly don't remember. I was pretty black out drunk
that night.

Speaker 4 (01:38:52):
Yeah, you don't remember? Like who initiated? Was it Raby?

Speaker 18 (01:38:55):
Was it you?

Speaker 5 (01:38:55):
I have no idea, no idea?

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
Are you lying?

Speaker 5 (01:38:57):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
How do you know what I like?

Speaker 6 (01:38:58):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:38:59):
My friends told me, Oh do you trust them?

Speaker 5 (01:39:01):
Do you have?

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
Don't have pictures.

Speaker 8 (01:39:04):
Somebody snap a.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Pick or did Raby buy them off of you? Oh, Silence,
you much like the acquire I'm sure we can. Silence
can be bought. Look security footage.

Speaker 8 (01:39:13):
If there were pictures, I would have posted them already.

Speaker 2 (01:39:16):
Anyway, Tyler is here on your ceiling, relatively new to
the to the show.

Speaker 4 (01:39:20):
How long you've been working here now?

Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
Now? A little over two months?

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
All right, so a little over two months. That's it
So Randy, I know it seems like forever, right, yea eight.
So Randy normally has the adulting questions, but he walked
into the office yesterday and had a question for everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:39:35):
And your question is.

Speaker 5 (01:39:36):
How do you get out of a car lease? I
made a bad financial decision about two years ago taking
out a lease on a truck I couldn't afford, and
now I need to get out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
So how did you get approved for it? You couldn't
afford it?

Speaker 5 (01:39:49):
They at the time. I could afford it, but they
were just like, hey, let's just get this guy in.

Speaker 4 (01:39:53):
It proved for stuff like that. Really, it's not that hard.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
Sometimes they do like sign and drive or whatever. A
zero down.

Speaker 5 (01:40:01):
Yeah, it's exactly what it was zero down sign and
drive like here you go.

Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
Oh no, it went for three year lease? How long
is the least?

Speaker 5 (01:40:06):
It was like six years?

Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
Six years years lease? It ends in one what what
did you why not just buy it?

Speaker 4 (01:40:13):
Did you get off one of those quarter lots by
a gas station or something?

Speaker 6 (01:40:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
Its to queen. Yeah yeah, that says we deal right yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
It wasn't a corner lot, but it was by gas station,
so damn was a major dealership, right it was?

Speaker 17 (01:40:30):
It was really because it sounds like you go into
the check cashing place and the back door to the guard.

Speaker 2 (01:40:35):
I've never heard of a six year lead either. Yeah,
so I was going to say, just ride it out
of You're at two years already. I mean, I'm not
surprised if they exist, but like, no offense, who's dumb
enough to do a six year lease?

Speaker 4 (01:40:45):
You know what I mean? At that point, it's like
what's it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:40:47):
What, like, what's it going to be worth at the
end of the six years? Right? And I know it's
a way to get your quote payment down.

Speaker 4 (01:40:53):
Well, what I was going to say is, I know
there's websites where you can have people take over your lease,
but I don't think they're going to take over four years.

Speaker 5 (01:40:59):
Yeah, right, yeah, we're in twenty nineteen. NHS.

Speaker 4 (01:41:02):
It made close to four years, three two and a half.
If you don't mind me asking how much of the payments?

Speaker 5 (01:41:07):
Almost six hundred a month?

Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
Joy, Oh my god, Like at the time I could
afford it, I cannot.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
Now it was a catching place. What kind of truck
is this, yeah, fer that we're unaware of?

Speaker 4 (01:41:20):
Is it one of those new Lamborghini.

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
No, it's not even like something super fan?

Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
What is it? It's a pickup trick?

Speaker 4 (01:41:25):
Yeah, I know, but like it's a Tacoma a Tacoma.

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
Okay, dude got ripped off six hundred bucks a month
on a six year lease. Wow, I'm looking on the
by a Toyota website. Way less than six hundred a month.
That's insane. That's insane. Did you how many miles a year?
Twelve thousand?

Speaker 5 (01:41:45):
I honestly don't even remember.

Speaker 7 (01:41:47):
So at the end of the lease, that's forty three thousand,
two hundred dollars. You could have bought it for way less. Yeah,
and your payments.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Would have been way lower. Question on the text, what
the hell kind of job did you have to be
able to afford that ridiculus, this lease, and then furthermore,
what did you do to lose that job and be
stuck with this situation?

Speaker 4 (01:42:07):
So what were you doing when you got that job
I had?

Speaker 5 (01:42:09):
I was working at a warehouse as a driver, and
I was making a ton of money in overtime. So
that's why I can afford it. I quit because radio
is what I want to do and that's what I
went to school for.

Speaker 4 (01:42:20):
Oh boy, all right, all right, well obviously the right decision.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
Yeah, but like when overtime you're not really supposed to
when you're applying for a loan, you're not supposed to
put like you know, it's above and beyond because overtime
is like you can't really count on it. It's just
not guarantee.

Speaker 5 (01:42:39):
True.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
It was one of those things because I don't they
don't really check that stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:42:43):
Now. It was all like, right, the thing was, it
was one of those things where I'm looking more in
the moment and not at.

Speaker 11 (01:42:49):
The bigger picture.

Speaker 4 (01:42:50):
Yeah, Now, did you have credit of any kind?

Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
So, like I think between that and then also like
his credit must suck, Yeah, so he probably had a
crazy high interest rate.

Speaker 5 (01:43:01):
Yeah, whatever credit I did have oh it's gone by now,
it's really Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:43:06):
Also, I wanted to know how many miles did they
give you per year on this lease.

Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
That I honestly don't remember. I'd have to go back
and remember. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
Another text says I had a six year lease as well.
Sucks how long it is, but it was the only
way I could get a car without a co signer. Wow,
I'm about halfway done on it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:24):
That's true. I signed it by myself, couldn't get a
coast signer.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
So about two says it sounds like Tyler doesn't need
a truck and needs a DeLorean. Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (01:43:34):
Fake your death. Fake your death.

Speaker 7 (01:43:36):
A lot of people saying you should just fake your death.

Speaker 5 (01:43:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:38):
Yeah, So anyway, I again, I check with people that
that would know something about this.

Speaker 8 (01:43:43):
Who has a better answer than fake your death?

Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
That has a better answer to fake your death? Although
one one wasn't much better.

Speaker 7 (01:43:51):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:43:51):
One of the reply said, you can stop making the
payments and the bank will definitely come pick it up
from you. But I ten out of ten would not
recommend that.

Speaker 11 (01:44:01):
Oh, definitely not.

Speaker 4 (01:44:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
The simple answer is that you can always trade out
of it. The biggest problem is when you're trading out
from zero to thirty months, because your payoff is the
residual amount plus any remaining payments. But there are companies
that do lease swaps or swap a lease that will
help you find somebody to take over the remaining payments
of your lease, although you might have a hard time

(01:44:26):
finding somebody who's going to take over a pickup truck
payment for six hundred dollars a month for the next
four years. How many miles are already on this truck?

Speaker 5 (01:44:36):
Forty five thousand after two years.

Speaker 4 (01:44:38):
You're way over your mileage on a lease.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
Yeah, You're way over. You're gonna owe so much more.
You are so screwed.

Speaker 4 (01:44:45):
This is gonna be one hundred thousand dollars truck.

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
Yeah, the most I've ever seen on a lease. I
like the lease cars because I like to get something
new every couple of years. And I don't I mean,
I don't drive it, but I still like I'll get
the fifteen thousand mile alive, Yeah, per year.

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
That's the biggest I hear.

Speaker 2 (01:44:59):
And that's the biggest thing I've seen, definitely.

Speaker 7 (01:45:00):
And after that, what's the penalty, like fifteen cents a
mile twenty Yeah, twenty cents a mile.

Speaker 4 (01:45:05):
It's probably on his deal it's probably like twenty five
cents to a dollar.

Speaker 8 (01:45:09):
It's likely a quarter.

Speaker 7 (01:45:10):
Can you go back to the dealership and essentially beg
and plead or do they not care?

Speaker 4 (01:45:14):
They don't care you're on drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
M should just be one of those desperate losers that
sets up those things online, begs people for money to pay.

Speaker 11 (01:45:20):
Get to go fund me?

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
Yeah, yeah, go fund me.

Speaker 5 (01:45:21):
That's what it.

Speaker 4 (01:45:22):
Yeah for a bad mistake.

Speaker 5 (01:45:23):
I would never stoop that low.

Speaker 4 (01:45:25):
That's good to hear.

Speaker 2 (01:45:26):
Is the truck in incredible show respect that?

Speaker 5 (01:45:28):
Yes? It is like ever brand new? Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 4 (01:45:31):
It was brand new when he got it.

Speaker 5 (01:45:33):
Yeah, it had seven miles on it when I got so.

Speaker 7 (01:45:35):
Now you can sell a leased car privately, right, and
then just pay off the lease.

Speaker 11 (01:45:39):
You have a buy out yet?

Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
Oh yeah, you just try to sell it here it
is something sales hit me up?

Speaker 11 (01:45:45):
Okay, okay, yeah, random guy.

Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
Yeah, it's better than the situation he's in.

Speaker 4 (01:45:49):
Yeah, drive down the street. The car backs and to
say this is my situation.

Speaker 8 (01:45:54):
I would start there.

Speaker 11 (01:45:55):
See what they have. Can I get a part time.

Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
Job right right? Can I on my plasma?

Speaker 4 (01:46:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:46:02):
And do you need someone to deliver cars because I'm
willing to be a delivery drive.

Speaker 11 (01:46:06):
People who had cars like you know, maybe it gets
stolen or.

Speaker 4 (01:46:10):
Oh yeah, I did have a buddy that tried to
do that where they uh, try to have a car
stolen and they totally got caught. Well first, yeah, people
are texting in about that.

Speaker 2 (01:46:24):
You can start making trips to really bad parts of town. Yeah,
no plan to cry, I don't say, but I forget
to lock the door. Believe you're that stupid because you
could tell about your leave.

Speaker 27 (01:46:34):
Yeah, welcome back, kids, show, welcome back.

Speaker 2 (01:46:42):
The moment we have all waiting for. This started last week.
What will Randy do for money? Is the question.

Speaker 20 (01:46:51):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:46:52):
Randy is a guy who will sign up for anything.

Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
Just for a couple extra bucks, and you go, wow,
you're gonna do that?

Speaker 4 (01:46:58):
Yeah man, it's money.

Speaker 2 (01:47:00):
So hey, here we are what will Randy do for money?
And three hundred bucks was spun on the wheel. We
asked you guys to hit us up and give us
some ideas of what you think Randy might do for
that three hundred bucks to earn the three hundred bucks,
and we eventually settled on a great suggestion, because while
we are trying to decide what was going to go

(01:47:21):
on for the three hundred dollars, Randy ended up feeding
MENACE's dog some flaming hot doritos, which sent MENACE's dog
to the animal hospital for two nights. Yep, yeah, because
it was puking and crapping all over the place. It
was bannable. Four thousand dollars. Geez, we get pet insurance.

Speaker 4 (01:47:39):
I have pet insurance. I mean I have to front
the four thousand dollars. Still haven't got it back yet.

Speaker 2 (01:47:43):
But okay, anyway, but the good news the dog survived.
But they said to Menace, you know, dogs aren't supposed
to be eating flaming hot doritos. Come on, So we
have for three hundred dollars for Randy today, who, by
the way, is in a dog costume.

Speaker 18 (01:47:57):
Hi, Randy doesn't quite fit it. I'm gonna I'm gonna
make it work.

Speaker 4 (01:48:03):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:48:03):
That thing is kind of like I have like pulled
up to my knees.

Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
It looks like, yeah, well, I'm just wondering because like, yeah,
I saw you. I thought maybe it was too hot
for something sweating in there or something.

Speaker 4 (01:48:15):
All right, nobody snap that thing.

Speaker 2 (01:48:20):
So dogs are not eating flaming hot doritos, and humans
really shouldn't be eating dog food.

Speaker 4 (01:48:26):
Probably not.

Speaker 2 (01:48:27):
I guess you couldn't a pinch, but why would you usually?
I mean, we figured out after doing that that selection
the other day that they all kind of smell like tuna.

Speaker 4 (01:48:37):
Doesn't matter what it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:38):
Is, beef, chicken, like mixed grill, it all ends up
smelling like catfood.

Speaker 8 (01:48:43):
What I'm smelling does not smell good like.

Speaker 2 (01:48:46):
So Randy got to choose the Mighty Dog. It's the
porterhouse in gravy and mixed in with the dog food.

Speaker 4 (01:48:53):
Seabast, what do we have in there? It's the Pockey Chip.

Speaker 16 (01:48:55):
It is the Ghost Pepper one Chip Challenge from the
fine folks at Pockey. Okay, yeah, this is the thing
that spent out for a while, that sent me basically
on the toilet all day after I had one, and
I have just broken it up and sprinkled it all
over that delicious, scrumptious tin full of muddy dog.

Speaker 7 (01:49:12):
Okay, and it's a small camp but when you put
it in the bowl, it looks.

Speaker 4 (01:49:15):
Like a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:49:16):
It looks like a lot, quite a lot, all right.
So now if you need water. Randy, there is a
bowl of water there, but you got it. You gotta
drink it like a dog, all right?

Speaker 18 (01:49:25):
And what were the rules regarding eating from the bowl?
Because I can tell from the angle I don't want to.
I don't want to dump it on the floor.

Speaker 16 (01:49:32):
Yeah, for whatever reason, because obviously Randy's mouth is not
a snout.

Speaker 2 (01:49:35):
You can only you can only use your hands to
hold the ball steady.

Speaker 4 (01:49:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:49:39):
I mean we have a spoon just in case you
can't get it for whatever eating content.

Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
Yeah, all right, So Randy, this is for the three hunds.

Speaker 4 (01:49:47):
Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (01:49:49):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:49:49):
Well we'll for money. Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (01:49:53):
Okay, don't even seem nervous.

Speaker 6 (01:49:56):
I am.

Speaker 4 (01:49:56):
I'm I'm certainly nervous. Just eat it, pig, all right,
all right, Oh come on, we got okay?

Speaker 11 (01:50:10):
Just oh wow, he's going all in.

Speaker 2 (01:50:16):
Maybe maybe somebody bring the garbage can over there in
case he's only got one bite in.

Speaker 4 (01:50:22):
Oh no he went in. Oh god, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:50:32):
Boy, don't puts out? Oh my god, Randy, what's the
is it?

Speaker 4 (01:50:39):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (01:50:39):
Food?

Speaker 4 (01:50:40):
Yeah, I'm telling you the doc fund probably watered down
the chip a little bit.

Speaker 26 (01:50:43):
Yeah, come on, come on, rn Okay, come on, how
about some water?

Speaker 4 (01:50:54):
Yah? Maybe you need some water?

Speaker 2 (01:50:55):
Yeah, sure water. Randy's and his dog costume. He's all
gotten one bite so far. Saw again and not only
these challenges are not that big a deal for Randy,
but I can see his y his eyes are watering.
He's got a little food on his nose.

Speaker 4 (01:51:08):
Still he's trying to be so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:51:11):
You swallow it down nice all right?

Speaker 6 (01:51:17):
Now?

Speaker 18 (01:51:19):
The chip is the dog food?

Speaker 4 (01:51:21):
How's the chip? Can you taste spicy?

Speaker 11 (01:51:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:51:23):
It certainly spicy.

Speaker 11 (01:51:24):
I think the dog is gonna help a lot becausere's
a lot of fat in there.

Speaker 2 (01:51:27):
So the food's cold?

Speaker 4 (01:51:29):
Man? Oh, sorry, you got to hold it up next time.

Speaker 18 (01:51:32):
No, I'm not mad you for it being cold. I'm
just saying it's cold. So it's gross.

Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
It is cold cold meat you yeah, delicious?

Speaker 18 (01:51:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:51:46):
What will Randy do for? It's mighty dog Porterhouse and
the brave Oh that was that was a vomit right there.

Speaker 16 (01:52:03):
Man, this is gagging harder than Randy is.

Speaker 4 (01:52:06):
Sympathy puke. How about some water?

Speaker 5 (01:52:14):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:52:15):
Water bowl, just like a dog would have.

Speaker 4 (01:52:17):
And so he's got he's got a drink from.

Speaker 8 (01:52:19):
The vile So does he not get way down.

Speaker 7 (01:52:22):
Well, what's he's still working? What's the taste, Randy?

Speaker 2 (01:52:25):
He spit it out.

Speaker 11 (01:52:27):
White too, went straight to the trash.

Speaker 2 (01:52:29):
I thought there was puke.

Speaker 4 (01:52:30):
Randy went in the chip. Randy, what is the taste?
There's no taste. It's just gross.

Speaker 2 (01:52:34):
It's just like, yeah, it's like, is it brand?

Speaker 18 (01:52:37):
There's there's literally no taste, but it's crying. Now Okay,
it's the consistency of when you put it in your mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:52:46):
It's just.

Speaker 18 (01:52:48):
It's not something that should be in the human's mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:52:50):
So it's just.

Speaker 18 (01:52:53):
I tilt the ball because I don't know how I can.

Speaker 2 (01:52:54):
Like, yeah, okay, okay, us buddies.

Speaker 8 (01:53:00):
Oh boy boy, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:53:02):
It's just the hardest three hundred dollars you've earned.

Speaker 2 (01:53:04):
This is the.

Speaker 18 (01:53:05):
Hardest money I've ever made in my life.

Speaker 4 (01:53:06):
Really.

Speaker 2 (01:53:07):
Yeah, I've never heard had dog food off, which is
also crazy because like we he went down to the
uh what was that food.

Speaker 4 (01:53:16):
Thing that you went to, Greg the Girls Museum of
Disgusting Food?

Speaker 18 (01:53:20):
And funny you mentioned though, because I didn't see dog
food on display there and he.

Speaker 4 (01:53:25):
Ate stuff from there?

Speaker 2 (01:53:27):
Right, we had uh, we had disgusting fermented fish shark.
Come on, Yeah, maggot.

Speaker 5 (01:53:36):
Teese talk about about it.

Speaker 4 (01:53:39):
Oh yeah, you want to bite. No, I'm not money. Yeah,
I'm just started of holding the camera.

Speaker 5 (01:53:48):
Oh god, this is so terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:53:50):
All right, Randy, Yeah, I tell you what if you're
going to go for if you get that one big
bite down, I'll still pay you.

Speaker 8 (01:53:58):
Oh wow, that is a big bite.

Speaker 20 (01:54:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:54:01):
Not out? Yeah, right down, not out? Come on dy
you got it? You got it?

Speaker 4 (01:54:11):
Power through?

Speaker 9 (01:54:11):
Ready?

Speaker 4 (01:54:12):
No, ready, power through? You got drink to the water
if you need to. Yeah, so good, watch it down.

Speaker 18 (01:54:22):
I'm getting ray arm pumps there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:54:26):
Oh no, no, ready, you know that meat is probably
horse right' not helping.

Speaker 26 (01:54:32):
It's kigaroo just swam red No, no, no, ray swallowen.

Speaker 4 (01:54:41):
Yeah, I'm not kind as wall. I'm kind as wall.

Speaker 2 (01:54:44):
You're taking too long manage and you have some brok. Wow.
How's the spice level?

Speaker 18 (01:54:58):
Se A pussy isn't even that bad?

Speaker 4 (01:55:00):
Oh direct dog food?

Speaker 18 (01:55:03):
No, but I mean, well, a man, the dog food
it has a weird coating, so it does help.

Speaker 2 (01:55:06):
That did a lot.

Speaker 18 (01:55:07):
But the dog food is also what makes us impossible
to do wow. Oh yeah, drinking from the dog was
not that bad though. That's pretty nice.

Speaker 4 (01:55:17):
That's it's almost like a face bath. It is pretty much.

Speaker 17 (01:55:21):
It's quite the endorsement for mighty man.

Speaker 2 (01:55:30):
Being a good boy eating this food. Good little yeah,
says the text. He do you have to go poo poo?
Now somebody will go walk around brandy free dogs of stuff?
All right, Sorry, you gonna do like a menace?

Speaker 4 (01:55:41):
Reset or no, I'm just going to do you feel
that coming?

Speaker 5 (01:55:44):
It don't come eventually?

Speaker 4 (01:55:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:55:46):
Oh yeah, it was so.

Speaker 18 (01:55:47):
It was so difficult because like mid chew, my body
just wants me to throw up.

Speaker 2 (01:55:51):
Yeah, for sure, probably thinking thinking about too much.

Speaker 8 (01:55:57):
Look at he is just downright guest.

Speaker 18 (01:56:00):
Well, there's definitely spice there.

Speaker 16 (01:56:02):
But just what about compared to the Papa John's garlic
sauce that he drank two quarts of.

Speaker 2 (01:56:09):
Brought up some real bar.

Speaker 18 (01:56:10):
Yeah that was bad. That was but that was all oily.
This is just the fact that because with the Papa
John's garlic sauce, I just had to like just chug
it down. This I have to chew with every bite,
I'm reminded of what's in my mouth.

Speaker 7 (01:56:25):
So if you could go back in time and not
do it and not get the money, would you well.

Speaker 4 (01:56:30):
I mean Hardy did it. But no, but yeah I wouldn't.

Speaker 18 (01:56:34):
I would not, I would not know. It's it's so grocy.

Speaker 2 (01:56:39):
All right. Congratulations worked hard for that three hundred dollars stomach.

Speaker 4 (01:56:46):
Yeah, flaming hot.

Speaker 2 (01:56:48):
Dog food for money anyway. Yeah, well nice work round.
You powered through that last bite you did. I was impressed,
I thought for sure, because what you so once you
start to gag in its own, nothing he can do.
I was fighting, all right, metal, No, I'm good, all right, cool,
I'm tind of chip though.

Speaker 4 (01:57:08):
We're gonna take a break more Woody shows next.

Speaker 1 (01:57:10):
Hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:57:12):
Well, what a delightful waste of time here right back.

Speaker 4 (01:57:17):
He's your boy a slin.

Speaker 3 (01:57:21):
Well, obviously I'm doing the Woody show shout out. So
y'all need to had your woodies, had your Rady, had
your Greg and had your minutes because they killed around here,
so you can run and tell that.

Speaker 2 (01:57:32):
Oh boy boy. Yeah, Randy's doing fine. Brandy has yet
to throw up, he said. He let us know if
he did. But yeah, hey, one more time for Randy.

Speaker 4 (01:57:44):
He was ready to do for money. He playing hot
dog food challenge.

Speaker 2 (01:57:47):
She was a good widow. Du again, I was boy Yeah,
he's in there licking his own button.

Speaker 9 (01:57:53):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:57:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:57:54):
Yeah, yeah, there was a dog food recall. A lot
of people were sending us email about this yesterday knowing
that this was going to happen today. Yeah, the USDA,
they just expanded this dog food recall and thank god,
the Mighty Dog's not on there, So there wasn't dog.
It was a bunch of other stuff like Family Pet
Meaty Cuts, Beef Favorite, Martland Farms, Paws, Happy Life, Champ,

(01:58:19):
Mini Chunk dog Food, Beef Trial, Hunter's Special, you got
Old Glory, Hardy beef and chicken flavored dogs food, Sprout Bites,
Sportsman's Pride, Liver Been dog food. Oh yeah, Top Runner
Premium dog food, Whiskers and tails. No recipe canpleate dog

(01:58:40):
food like, there's a bunch of them on the list.
There's some unsafe level, some toks and like a byproduct
of mold that they can grow on grains that they
commonly use in the pet food and stuff. So yeah, anyway,
so check to see if what you're using is on
that list. You can find it ever, just type in
a dog food recall on Google and then the big

(01:59:00):
long list will come up. All right, So the pockey
chip was crushed up and put into the dog food,
and the dog food was so nasty that he almost
didn't even really. He said his lips were burning, but
he said like the heat wasn't as bad as he
was expecting, probably because I.

Speaker 4 (01:59:16):
Think Sea Bass is right a lot of stuff it
wanted to cut it.

Speaker 11 (01:59:19):
And keep it impacting.

Speaker 2 (01:59:22):
Chip was like a non issue for him.

Speaker 5 (01:59:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:59:23):
Well, Greg's partner, Mario, they got a hold of one
of these chips because Mario wanted to try it out
because he always liked to like what the tough guy
is with spice.

Speaker 7 (01:59:32):
And he ate it and you would have thought he
ate a plane dorito or just a plane corn chip.

Speaker 2 (01:59:37):
No, Greg, this is the same chip though, yes, exact
same one.

Speaker 6 (01:59:41):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:59:42):
Menace told us during the break that he wants to try.

Speaker 4 (01:59:44):
I want to try it to see if it was
like maybe water down, because Sea Bass has tried it
and he said it destroyed him for this.

Speaker 2 (01:59:50):
This this is the new version right now. Yeah, when
Sea Bass tried it, this is the original, right, the
one that came out first.

Speaker 4 (01:59:55):
And then we had some friends of ours red link
you two versus looking up They tried it and they
were destroyed Anchor in America from CBS three.

Speaker 8 (02:00:05):
Television is one of the worst things he's ever done.

Speaker 16 (02:00:08):
Yeah, so is the new version of water Down, they say,
the company says it's better and hotter.

Speaker 11 (02:00:13):
It's nastier than ever yet.

Speaker 7 (02:00:14):
Really, I mean, they stink and they're not tasty.

Speaker 11 (02:00:17):
I don't remember the original version being black.

Speaker 8 (02:00:21):
It's definitely not black.

Speaker 2 (02:00:22):
But they sell it one chip at a time. It
comes like a little cardboard coffin and it's individually wraps
a mess, just unwrapped.

Speaker 4 (02:00:30):
Yeah, the whole thing, right, popping it.

Speaker 2 (02:00:35):
All right, he took the whole thing, all right.

Speaker 4 (02:00:37):
His eyes are already squinting a bit.

Speaker 2 (02:00:41):
Usually at this point, we.

Speaker 17 (02:00:42):
Were way that's as powerful as the other one.

Speaker 8 (02:00:45):
No chance.

Speaker 4 (02:00:46):
It's just it's like doest spice. That's like kind of like.

Speaker 2 (02:00:50):
We couldn't talk. It couldn't even speak, couldn't function.

Speaker 4 (02:00:54):
Yeah, I mean it's hot, but.

Speaker 2 (02:00:57):
It's not deadly. So is it building? Is seems to
be building Yeah, okay, ye, building the eyes or watering?

Speaker 16 (02:01:04):
Yeah okay, oh yeah, we could not open.

Speaker 4 (02:01:10):
It's like really hot.

Speaker 8 (02:01:14):
Let's say your face is getting red.

Speaker 4 (02:01:17):
It's like really hot, flaming hot chicken okay, like from
Princess Hot Chicken in.

Speaker 8 (02:01:22):
Oh, so like the maximum heat of a hot chicken.

Speaker 2 (02:01:26):
It is all right, building Menace. Did you try when
we had the first go around, like the ones that
Sea Bass had, Did you try that one?

Speaker 4 (02:01:35):
I didn't have the O G you didn't have that?

Speaker 5 (02:01:37):
Great?

Speaker 4 (02:01:37):
You had one, right?

Speaker 7 (02:01:38):
I had half of one and I was destroyed. It
was so spicy.

Speaker 2 (02:01:43):
Yeah, it was so bad Sea Bass, like you've I know,
but you have not tried the new ones, right, I.

Speaker 16 (02:01:48):
Got an extra one here?

Speaker 4 (02:01:50):
Try it?

Speaker 8 (02:01:50):
Are you going for it?

Speaker 5 (02:01:51):
Well?

Speaker 11 (02:01:51):
I got Now I gotta know because this could be like.

Speaker 8 (02:01:54):
Pecked because we see yeah used to rest.

Speaker 2 (02:01:57):
Yeah, because you're the only one in this room, well
besides Greg, why don't you and.

Speaker 11 (02:02:00):
I split one? Okay because we can? Maybe it is
this could be an expose a.

Speaker 2 (02:02:06):
Right because watering Menace.

Speaker 4 (02:02:08):
Is Okay, is reacting now we did that the first time.

Speaker 7 (02:02:12):
I would say it was within what five to ten
seconds that we were spitting, chugging milk, just freaking out.

Speaker 8 (02:02:20):
Okay, Okay, Menace is crying now.

Speaker 2 (02:02:23):
Milk Raby. It might end up just being you and
I doing the rest of the show.

Speaker 8 (02:02:29):
And Cameron.

Speaker 4 (02:02:31):
Okay, are you ready?

Speaker 2 (02:02:32):
Yeah, here we go. Okay, Greg and Tea Bass they
did this before, so they're gonna let us know if
this is different. It's less intense and the first time, oh,
the taste is so bad.

Speaker 11 (02:02:46):
It's like a dirty musty terrible it does.

Speaker 17 (02:02:49):
Yeah, alright, milk now, Okay, it's definitely got to menace hot.

Speaker 11 (02:02:55):
But at this point I couldn't talk las time.

Speaker 2 (02:02:59):
Okay, what are you right?

Speaker 5 (02:03:04):
You and Raby are?

Speaker 8 (02:03:08):
Greg is definitely sweating downstairs.

Speaker 5 (02:03:12):
Hot?

Speaker 4 (02:03:13):
Yeah? How's it compared to the last one?

Speaker 11 (02:03:16):
If the last one wasn't eleven?

Speaker 2 (02:03:18):
Okay, this was like a like an eight okay, but
it continues to build, right man?

Speaker 11 (02:03:24):
Yeah, spread around your mouth?

Speaker 2 (02:03:25):
Yeah, oh okay, coming at everybody?

Speaker 11 (02:03:32):
Oh god, all right now it's now I wish I
hadn't done this, Greg.

Speaker 2 (02:03:46):
Greg is be red Sea Bass.

Speaker 8 (02:03:50):
Sea Bass is turning beat red. Menace is already beat red?

Speaker 4 (02:03:52):
Hold on sea Bass?

Speaker 2 (02:03:54):
Is this?

Speaker 15 (02:03:54):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:03:55):
The build?

Speaker 4 (02:03:56):
Is it now more intense than the first one?

Speaker 2 (02:03:58):
Into a nine?

Speaker 4 (02:03:58):
Nine? Okay, it's still it's still.

Speaker 2 (02:04:04):
Everybody's kind of like jumping around. Okay, you think they
were high on something? I know, looks gone.

Speaker 11 (02:04:14):
Oh dang, I'm trying to be said, dude, it's like, ye.

Speaker 2 (02:04:18):
Is water helping Greg?

Speaker 18 (02:04:19):
No, milk, yes, random, I's someone who's who survived it.

Speaker 4 (02:04:25):
Now like a half.

Speaker 18 (02:04:33):
Now, it doesn't start off spicy, but then but then it.

Speaker 4 (02:04:39):
Hits you people that work on the show, No.

Speaker 8 (02:04:45):
Okay, and they're.

Speaker 4 (02:04:46):
Leaving it hit, it hits your lips.

Speaker 2 (02:04:49):
Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god.

Speaker 4 (02:04:53):
All right, and then it just spreads out trying to chill.

Speaker 2 (02:04:57):
I'm good, okay, all right, yeah you down, Yeah, Sea
Bass and Greg had to leave there.

Speaker 8 (02:05:04):
I would love they're going to get they're hitting milk.

Speaker 18 (02:05:06):
I had my care package I had. I had some
milk right when I finished all right, Well, I didn't
what I knew what was coming. Maybe maybe it doesn't
hit as quick, but it didn't hit immediately. Then started
chewing it. I thought, oh, this is a yeah ship.

Speaker 2 (02:05:24):
Yeah, I learned.

Speaker 4 (02:05:25):
I learned my lesson coming down. Now it's coming down.

Speaker 18 (02:05:28):
I learned my lesson. Bought and Menace took me to
get some super spicy ramen one time, and milk was
the only thing that saved me from not dying.

Speaker 4 (02:05:34):
So I know, shout it out at the end of
your airpart like, oh yeah, I got milk.

Speaker 2 (02:05:38):
I'll be good.

Speaker 4 (02:05:40):
All right, Greg's already back.

Speaker 8 (02:05:42):
Don't strike out.

Speaker 2 (02:05:44):
The only milk we have in the office expired on single.

Speaker 4 (02:05:47):
Don't have something downstairs? Yeah it's in the break room.

Speaker 2 (02:05:52):
Be back.

Speaker 10 (02:05:54):
You don't screaming?

Speaker 4 (02:05:55):
Can you tell me?

Speaker 2 (02:05:57):
I'll be right back.

Speaker 14 (02:05:59):
Everyone, This is thank you so much for listening to
The Woody Show podcast. Is setting in all your requests
for this week of the most requested and best memories
of the Woody Show of the last ten years. As
a special thank you to you the podcast subscribers. You
are getting even more content every single day of this
vacation break, so enjoy and keep listening.

Speaker 2 (02:06:22):
Greg had an experience over the weekend. Greg damn near
had a heart attack. We almost lost Greg. We know, Joe,
I was almost gone forever. I was doing yard work.
I know, I know. Don't be chilling.

Speaker 4 (02:06:34):
Wow, I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (02:06:36):
I love make you hard money and I'm trimming the
oars tree. Rave I know you know you wish it
could have been there. And I see a grasshopper on
the ground that damn it, I should have taken his picture.

Speaker 7 (02:06:53):
Because you guys will not believe me. It was between
I would say four and five inches long.

Speaker 2 (02:06:58):
It was.

Speaker 7 (02:07:00):
It's goddamn biggest bug I think I've ever seen in
my whole life.

Speaker 2 (02:07:04):
It's back legs. You could literally see like muscles in
them like it was so so it's on the ground,
and I'm like cleaning up some of the uh no,
but I did say something out loud, even though I
was the only one there. I'm like picking up oranges
and like branches that have fallen from the tree. And

(02:07:25):
I saw that, and out loud again all alone, I went,
I'm done. So I run to get the blower to
blow this little satanic piece of mem Yeah. Yeah, And
so I turned the.

Speaker 4 (02:07:41):
Muscles. So I get the blower a little grasshopper wiener.

Speaker 2 (02:07:45):
Oh god ray. So I take the blower, and of
course I don't want to get too close to it,
because it's looking right at me, and for all I know,
it wants to hop on top, hop on top, home abby.

Speaker 7 (02:07:59):
So I turned the blower on, and I would get
closer and closer and closer. The thing is so big
and bird like that even the blower wouldn't make it move.
Oh what, So I turned the blower off. I go
ahead and get my broom. In the meantime, I'm hoping
my dog doesn't see it too late. She saw the thing,
and next thing I know, it's in her mouth, legs
sticking out one way, head's sticking out the other way.

(02:08:22):
It's so effing huge. I'm surprised she could even close
her mouth. She runs over to my back door, my
back patio area, and she's playing with it the way
a cat would play with a mouse, like dropping it,
almost hops away, grabs it again, and she's torturing this thing.
I'm ninety nine percent sure she decapitated it. And then
I swept it into the dirt. I was gonna take

(02:08:43):
a picture, but I couldn't even look.

Speaker 4 (02:08:44):
At it to take a picture.

Speaker 7 (02:08:46):
Oh my god, it was so big and disturbing. It's
still in my Its corpse is still in my backyard.
I'll try to take a picture of it today.

Speaker 4 (02:08:54):
Let's a dog digged it up and ate it unless
it was fair.

Speaker 7 (02:09:01):
At the previous time, I was doing yard work in
the same effing orange tree, and I've decided I'm gonna
get that thing cut down because because these big bugs
limited it.

Speaker 8 (02:09:11):
I was to cut down a tree.

Speaker 2 (02:09:13):
Yes, that's exactly right.

Speaker 17 (02:09:14):
Raly conscious one on the show.

Speaker 2 (02:09:18):
I was sure this wasn't a praying man the way
I'm positive positive, I know what those look like. They're
equally hatives.

Speaker 7 (02:09:26):
The time previous to this, I was in a ladder
way bigger than a praying man.

Speaker 8 (02:09:30):
The grasshopper skin. I have never seen a huge one.

Speaker 2 (02:09:33):
It was huge.

Speaker 7 (02:09:35):
And the last time I was in doing work to
this particular tree, I was up in a ladder almost
the top rung and realized there was one on a
branch about six inches from my head. And I went
and ill, like almost fell backwards off the ladder, and
I'm like, I'm literally going to kill myself over this f.

Speaker 4 (02:09:51):
An orange tree.

Speaker 2 (02:09:52):
I know they don't they will not.

Speaker 7 (02:09:55):
Okay, they will not harm you, but they harm my eyes,
They harm my sense of peace, They harm my mood, my.

Speaker 2 (02:10:04):
Mood thank you.

Speaker 7 (02:10:06):
No, they will not bite me, but they will destroy
my mood and my my emotions.

Speaker 4 (02:10:11):
They make sense of happiness and wellbeing.

Speaker 2 (02:10:13):
Being of life.

Speaker 7 (02:10:14):
Yes, they've destroyed my day. I was just trimming some
orange trees.

Speaker 2 (02:10:19):
And it's not being dramatic either, Like I know it's dramatic,
but like he actually gets bummed out and oppressed.

Speaker 7 (02:10:25):
Overall day, and then in my head I was having
that debate when people say, oh, they won't bite, they
don't harm you. Yes, they harm everything about me. They
harm my my eyesight, my moods, my emotions. I hate them,
and yes, one hundred percent, I am going on one
of these websites to look for a tree trimmer, and
I'm gonna get that tree cut down.

Speaker 2 (02:10:45):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (02:10:46):
Don't you think there are other places for bugs to
be in your yard?

Speaker 5 (02:10:49):
Like?

Speaker 4 (02:10:49):
They're all over? Yeah, everywhere?

Speaker 7 (02:10:51):
Man, every time I work on that orange tree, they
come out of it, so it clearly they love that
stupid tree.

Speaker 2 (02:10:57):
I think it was probably a locust. Oh maybe it
kind of looked like a locust texting over locust.

Speaker 17 (02:11:03):
Grasshoppers really are one to seven centimeters for real. This
sounds much bigger than that.

Speaker 4 (02:11:10):
Yeah, a locust loki, But.

Speaker 7 (02:11:13):
I thought locus only you know, I don't what little
I know about them. I thought they only swarmed. I
didn't know you could have like a loan.

Speaker 8 (02:11:21):
It sounds like you have a swarm in your tree.

Speaker 4 (02:11:23):
Yeah, tree down, probably too. They're probably like in the
walls or something.

Speaker 2 (02:11:31):
Locusts.

Speaker 4 (02:11:31):
Yeah, that big though, like, look like, how many.

Speaker 8 (02:11:36):
Look very similar to grasshoppers?

Speaker 4 (02:11:39):
Yeah, but they're huge.

Speaker 2 (02:11:40):
No, that's a praying mantis right there? Just looks like that,
Like fire on them?

Speaker 8 (02:11:47):
Did it look like the praying mantis?

Speaker 4 (02:11:50):
Look like this?

Speaker 2 (02:11:54):
I'm just trying to figure what you want me see.

Speaker 8 (02:11:59):
This is the one that's get them up?

Speaker 16 (02:12:00):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (02:12:01):
Damn?

Speaker 2 (02:12:02):
Which one?

Speaker 4 (02:12:03):
So those things are mean?

Speaker 2 (02:12:06):
It's oh, come on, Greg, not kidding you? Four inches minimum,
that's what your reaction was just about the you can't
look at a picture of them.

Speaker 4 (02:12:16):
You have a gun right to shoot them.

Speaker 8 (02:12:19):
Okay, that makes sense. He had the blower.

Speaker 4 (02:12:22):
It wouldn't wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (02:12:24):
It gives all those that's how big it was. The
blower wouldn't penetrate. Just let Mario do this work outside.
Is Mario okay with them? No? He would freak.

Speaker 7 (02:12:37):
The last time we saw one of those things, we
were what do you call the super soakers. We were
trying to shoot them with water.

Speaker 4 (02:12:45):
This is a classy SND.

Speaker 2 (02:12:47):
So I'm picturing these like two gay guys in their
backyard shooting bugs. It was super soakers going.

Speaker 12 (02:12:56):
Young.

Speaker 7 (02:12:57):
We do argue over who's going to do it. I
can't handle it. I literally can't even I can't. I
hate them.

Speaker 4 (02:13:07):
I like murdered the damn thing. Get it over with.

Speaker 2 (02:13:10):
I wanted to, but I couldn't get close on the dog.

Speaker 4 (02:13:12):
Did it for you?

Speaker 5 (02:13:13):
So right? Whatever?

Speaker 2 (02:13:14):
Thought, Well the dog hasn't, that's her problem now. It
was so bad. It was so just think Greg, that
that thing, whatever that was, was in your dog's mouth
and you let that dog kiss you with that mouth.
Not yesterday, No yesterday kisses yesterday, No kisses for daddy.

Speaker 27 (02:13:30):
They're gonna scan all way for free food real quick,
and then we'll be right back. The Woody Show, The
Woody Show, The Woody Show Show.

Speaker 2 (02:13:54):
Our program director, Mike, the show killer, who heard we
had a story about him, and he ran down here.

Speaker 28 (02:13:59):
We really to do this, have an air check in
the studio, live air check. This is an air check.
I know where this is going.

Speaker 2 (02:14:05):
An air check. For those of you not in the
radio business.

Speaker 11 (02:14:07):
Yes, good storytelling, Mike.

Speaker 2 (02:14:08):
Yeah, I'm getting to the point.

Speaker 4 (02:14:13):
Air check.

Speaker 2 (02:14:13):
For those of you not in the radio business. It's
like basically your review with your boss. Like so they
would take a tape of your show and you would
sit down with the program director, assuming they knew what
they were talking about unlike this guy no, and you'd
go over like the show and they would give you
like advice and pointers and tell you what you were
doing good and when you were doing bad, we.

Speaker 4 (02:14:31):
Take the red pen out. We help you out.

Speaker 2 (02:14:33):
Yeah, I mean, but now that I had to explain
all that. So I was having a conversation with Mike
the show killer. Was it yesterday?

Speaker 28 (02:14:40):
I guess, I don't know, two days ago. It's actually
been a couple days now. Because you're not listening. You're
never listen.

Speaker 2 (02:14:45):
Yeah, and look what's happened. We don't listen, and the
ratings just go through the roof, through the roof anymore.
That's what I'm trying to take number one, dumb, dumb.
You know what, the last couple of weeks you were
number two. You want to go look weekly, but we
don't get ranked on weeks. It's by months.

Speaker 4 (02:15:00):
We were we were killing.

Speaker 2 (02:15:02):
It like those.

Speaker 4 (02:15:04):
Would absolutely.

Speaker 28 (02:15:06):
Last year or so, we've been killing it. Well, those
rating shares have come down a little bit in the
summer vacation.

Speaker 4 (02:15:13):
You know, I look for this is this is this
is my job.

Speaker 2 (02:15:19):
If you were medas, you weren't part of the conversation
let me let me explain to everybody. Okay, So see
the difference is Mike wants us to do the show
for what Mike likes.

Speaker 4 (02:15:27):
No, no, no, I'll let you talk.

Speaker 2 (02:15:30):
We do the show for what the listeners like. That's
our thought, like, I don't do the show to be
popular in the hallways here at the radio station or
in the program director's office, because, like I said before,
I all.

Speaker 4 (02:15:42):
I guess I just stuttered, didn't say anything.

Speaker 2 (02:15:45):
Because, as I said, am I all in rants like, uh,
if everything works and our ratings are good, everybody's going
to share in the success. If things don't work out,
they're gonna get rid of us anyway. So I'm not
going to say here in no offense, and it doesn't
have to be just you. It's I've never listened to anybody.

Speaker 4 (02:16:03):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (02:16:04):
I know we've always done things our way and it
seems to have worked out. But now and okay, so
the monthly ratings, So the monthly ratings are what count
the month. The weeks are like, okay, those could be
up sometimes they fluctuate, but at the end of the
most recent month, which just came out last we still
number one. We were number one. Thank you. I'm making

(02:16:25):
the black and white. I'm making my point. All right,
we were number one. Now that means that there are
zero stations ahead of us. We're number one. I don't
mess with things when they work, okay, I don't all right,
all right, turning your mic off?

Speaker 4 (02:16:45):
Hold on?

Speaker 5 (02:16:46):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (02:16:48):
Because they can't control himself. Yeah, you can't control themselfs
So we're number one. I don't want to mess with anything.
The listeners are getting what they want, okay, and so
we're concentrating on what the listeners want. Now. I'm not
a guy who's focused on playing a certain number of
songs per hour in the show, because I believe in
my gut, and I do a lot of this by gut.
I believe that people are tuned in for the show,

(02:17:11):
for the show, and I like having music on the show.
I like having the music that we like on the show.
But I like having music on the show, and so
we do play some songs. Sometimes it's more than others,
sometimes it's less than others. So Mike in his paranoia
is because of the summer, and Menace makes a good point.
During the summer, people are on vacation, all kinds of

(02:17:31):
things happen. There's disruption in the radio universe. Please let
me make my argument and education, there's a fluctuation all
over the place. It's an imperfect system, but it's a
system that we have, Okay. So in the summertime it
fluctuates up and down. Okay. But at the end of
the day, we're still number one. Kansas City Chiefs won
that game last night on Monday night football. Does the
score matter, No, it doesn't matter. They won the game.

(02:17:54):
They're still undefeated. That's what we're doing here at end
of the day. So please, you can't help yourself. Stay
away from Ravy over there.

Speaker 4 (02:18:09):
You scream rape.

Speaker 2 (02:18:09):
It gets any closer, all right, hurry up for what
I'm explaining anyway. So Mike is hitting me up because
I guess here recently there are certain hours that we
get in fewer songs than what he feels are necessary.
And so the argument that he was making to me
yesterday is he says, you've got to play more music.

(02:18:34):
You're killing your show and you're killing the rest of
the radio station. Now, like I said, we are number one,
number one, we're number one, So okay, I think we're
fine being number one. I guess I could strive for more.
I'll try. I'll try to be more number one. Yeah,
But like I gave you the example of the Kansas

(02:18:55):
City Chiefs, the rest of the station is not my responsibility.
I'm not all on past ten o'clock, while sometimes ten
oh six. Yeah, but I'm not on past ten o'clock.
I can't be responsible for you know, Marty's ratings or
anybody else's ratings, or for you know, Jake's ratings, or
for Harms ratings. But what he's trying to do is
he's trying to say that because I play fewer songs
of what he likes in the morning, that that's maybe

(02:19:17):
why some of the ratings on the rest of the
station don't do as well as opposed to. Hey, I'm
the program director, and I run the rest of the
radio station. Now I run the rest of the radio station.
Maybe I should take accountability for what I'm responsible for,
the same way that I am taking responsibility for my shift.
What ends at ten?

Speaker 4 (02:19:35):
You're up?

Speaker 28 (02:19:36):
Okay, you know what, at the first of this isn't
a conversation because you shut my mic off. So okay,
but let me go now, I can't rebut everything you
just said, because I can't remember everything you just said.

Speaker 4 (02:19:44):
But cause you're dumb.

Speaker 28 (02:19:45):
The gist of it, the gist of it is. The
gist of it is, you know we're top five the
radio station stuff. I we're great, We're great. However, I
want to be greater. I always strive to be greater.
You do too, And we had this high, high, high
level because of your passion fan measure New Year. You're
showing everybody what the hell you do, and you're amazed.
You helped the rest of the station long so so
I want you to be even more successful so that

(02:20:07):
I'm more successful. But listen, what I found through research
is I get it. There we go you No, no, no,
I have that's my job research. No, no, My gut
is you. You are brilliant and amazing, all of you are.
But my research into this is the more songs you
play per hour, there's a limit, the better off you
do and we all do.

Speaker 4 (02:20:25):
No, wait, this is true.

Speaker 28 (02:20:26):
It's my research that I've done for the last three years,
four years almost years.

Speaker 2 (02:20:32):
Didn't you did?

Speaker 28 (02:20:34):
So there was a time I can show you. There's
a time you started playing three to four songs an
hour and the ratings went up again. Remember here this
is Greg Greg Greg great, Greg Glory. You'll understand this
because it's politics. Okay, So like Republicans Democrats?

Speaker 5 (02:20:48):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:20:49):
Wait wait wait wait wait, hold on, quick question. How
is a conversation about a number of songs played during
a show in the politics.

Speaker 28 (02:20:57):
I'm trying to make it a good point. So there's
a there's a core based of Republicans in this country,
or based of Democrats. That doesn't change. Right, Most people
are swing voters. Here's the connection to songs per hour.
Most people that you can go higher and hire. You've
got a huge core, huge core. It's not like somebody else,
and so it really does connect. However, if you win

(02:21:18):
more people those swing voters, your ratings will stay high
forever and ever. And that's called what we call in
the business Q and you know that word, and you
know that. So we have to play to the swing voters.

Speaker 2 (02:21:31):
This is what he's doing to us.

Speaker 4 (02:21:32):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 2 (02:21:33):
So, does that make sense? He's worried about this. This
the rest of the ratings on the station. No, you can, yeah,
and so no, I'm number one. You were number two
last week and a month we were number one anyway.
You know we were number one anyway. Anyway, So he's
he's worried about he's worried about the numbers on the
rest of it. Let me tell you why, because his
contract is up, and so he's tripping out over that.

(02:21:54):
And instead of worrying about like maybe getting a cool
promotion going for the station or the weather, kind of
fun stuff can we do, he's up my ass about
another song.

Speaker 4 (02:22:02):
Things up up in my sleep. Don't worry about that.

Speaker 2 (02:22:04):
I got certainly something up your butts to get removed
like that. It needs to get removed because you're like,
you're you got to relax, man, you got you can't.
You can't hit if you're like ten stuff with the plate.
You got it.

Speaker 4 (02:22:15):
Chill.

Speaker 2 (02:22:17):
You've known you for I've got known you forever. You've
got chill.

Speaker 5 (02:22:20):
Trying to help.

Speaker 28 (02:22:20):
I'm just trying to help. And I'm again, maybe just
play one or two one more song in hour.

Speaker 4 (02:22:26):
One more song we played nine hour is going to
affect something that's happening all the way in the afternoon.
That's insane. Trying it for a while and see if
the ratings go up.

Speaker 2 (02:22:36):
No offense, I don't trust your will call me crazy.
Everything is worked out just fine, We're doing great.

Speaker 28 (02:22:44):
But I'm going to tabulate this like please for a
course of time, please do please, we'll see already half
he says, everything is top it's already in office, said,
everything is top five.

Speaker 2 (02:22:54):
I look at ratings and like we're number one. And
then the reason he's tripping out because other than the
twelve ninth.

Speaker 4 (02:23:01):
No, that's again.

Speaker 28 (02:23:02):
Yeah, you're going weekly, but you're just quoting a number two.

Speaker 4 (02:23:07):
Just see anything for you to argue you, Mike, Yeah,
I see trends. I see trends. Yeah, all right, I'm
not going to win this because Angel control the mic.

Speaker 2 (02:23:18):
Yeah, but your Mike's son. Hi Angel, Hi Angel.

Speaker 23 (02:23:20):
Hi, Hi guys.

Speaker 17 (02:23:22):
Hi everybody left music, more show Man.

Speaker 4 (02:23:26):
Best music and worse show.

Speaker 2 (02:23:28):
He's a core fan.

Speaker 4 (02:23:29):
I get that.

Speaker 21 (02:23:29):
That's what you would that would that would be awesome.

Speaker 18 (02:23:32):
You guys are hilarious.

Speaker 2 (02:23:33):
So if we have this great core audience.

Speaker 16 (02:23:35):
You guys are the best show we've had in Southern
California and a.

Speaker 2 (02:23:38):
Long long time.

Speaker 5 (02:23:39):
Well I agree.

Speaker 2 (02:23:40):
Let me let me ask you a questions. So, if
we have this great core audience, why would we want
to take the people who love us the most. They're
not going to give them less of what they want.
They're not going to do well, that's a nice state.
That's taking advantage of a relationship.

Speaker 4 (02:23:52):
No, no, it's not taking advantage.

Speaker 2 (02:23:53):
He loves you so much.

Speaker 4 (02:23:54):
There's an ebb and flow adding the music.

Speaker 2 (02:23:56):
She loves me so much, she's not going to matter.
She's not gonna care if I put my hand on
this waitress's ass that she loves me so much.

Speaker 28 (02:24:01):
Going too far, But we all you know, sometimes you
don't do everything you like as if you're married to
someone right.

Speaker 2 (02:24:07):
Like you know anything about relationships.

Speaker 4 (02:24:12):
Stop just.

Speaker 7 (02:24:16):
Even if you have a really great marriage by all standards,
what every once in a while, just because it's great,
you're gonna flick your wife in the head every once
in a while.

Speaker 28 (02:24:24):
Yeah, being dramatic. You don't like everything your wife, your
partner does every time.

Speaker 5 (02:24:28):
And you do.

Speaker 2 (02:24:29):
I add to it.

Speaker 4 (02:24:30):
You still stay with them because those are the things
can droll in.

Speaker 2 (02:24:33):
Okay, you get it.

Speaker 4 (02:24:35):
I'm not it's a nauseum.

Speaker 2 (02:24:36):
Now let me uh three year long argument about count
Let me let me let me point out see once again,
we are going by what the audience seems to want
and what seems to be working. Mike is worried about
these research projects, which, by the way, I mean I
see how these research projects get put together and they say, oh,
well then you have to like this, and you have

(02:24:57):
to like that, and you have to like this to
even be included. Like they're just not saying, hey, people
who were looking. They just don't ask a blanket question.
They have to find people who are already like minded
and more willing to say what they're looking to get back.
You like this hamburger, don't you. Yeah, that's exactly how
these research if you mislead them like you lead them into.
And so this is why if you listen to the

(02:25:18):
radio in general, radio sucks like it's boring and homogenized
and everything else because you got no fence.

Speaker 5 (02:25:25):
Mike.

Speaker 2 (02:25:25):
People like Mike running radio stations. You're a great friend
and away from away from work amazing.

Speaker 28 (02:25:37):
I love this show and I wouldn't want anything else
in this radio station. But guys, just a little eb
and flow.

Speaker 4 (02:25:42):
Let's talk to Sandy.

Speaker 2 (02:25:43):
Hi, Sandy, Sandy, I'm sorry, Jeremy.

Speaker 4 (02:25:51):
Hey, Jeremy.

Speaker 11 (02:25:52):
Yeah, is if I wanted to listen to music, I
can listen to music anywhere. You have the Woody Show
for a reason, you don't have the music show. Yep,
So don't break it.

Speaker 6 (02:26:01):
It's not fair.

Speaker 2 (02:26:02):
That's right, by the way, and no offense to the
person who was running the show before it was the
music show before we got here. Jeremy. And how did
that work out? That was twenty second place.

Speaker 4 (02:26:10):
Jeremy, Jeremy. I'm not advocating all music.

Speaker 28 (02:26:12):
I'm just advocating a few more songs to balance out
the wonderful show that we have.

Speaker 2 (02:26:17):
Yeah, you know, because when I have something I really like,
I want less of. Hey, Sandy, Good morning.

Speaker 8 (02:26:24):
Sandy, Sandy.

Speaker 4 (02:26:25):
Hi, you know you know what he got.

Speaker 9 (02:26:28):
Mike needs to shut up. That's not We all listen
to this show for entertainment. We don't listen to it
for the music. We listen to it to listen to
you guys.

Speaker 28 (02:26:38):
But the music is a balancing agent to make them
even more popular.

Speaker 2 (02:26:42):
It's a balancing my scientific formula for how people it's it's.

Speaker 23 (02:26:50):
The music.

Speaker 9 (02:26:51):
Will listen to music. Listen to this show to listen
to entertainment. They put music in there every now and then,
which is a perfect amount. Don't screw a.

Speaker 2 (02:26:59):
Perfect I've got a really good question for Mike. Mike,
when you did a morning show, how are your ratings?

Speaker 5 (02:27:06):
I sucked.

Speaker 4 (02:27:07):
I'll be honest, I sucked. That's why I went behind
the scenes.

Speaker 28 (02:27:10):
Yeah, because I wasn't a good I don't know communicator,
No kidding, I mean.

Speaker 4 (02:27:14):
I mean I I don't believe that. I don't believe
my friend on here, I wasn't. I wasn't, you know, engaging.

Speaker 8 (02:27:25):
Really, come on, I find this so hard to believe.

Speaker 2 (02:27:28):
Let's go to you, Ray, Good morning, Ray. There's there's
so many people that want to talk to you. Why,
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, boy, Ray, how are you?

Speaker 4 (02:27:37):
We're doing great?

Speaker 2 (02:27:37):
What do you got for us?

Speaker 24 (02:27:39):
I just wanted to let Mike note that whenever you
guys put on songs, usually the top.

Speaker 21 (02:27:44):
Forty stuff, I tend to turn down the station or
change it to gay up by because I don't listen
to the show for that.

Speaker 4 (02:27:49):
I listened to the show for you guys. Okay, okay,
that's one of listeners. That's great. She obviously likes a
lot of talk.

Speaker 13 (02:27:54):
Ky.

Speaker 4 (02:27:54):
If I you know it's our sister station, I great,
I get it. But you're gonna I'm telling you you're.

Speaker 2 (02:27:58):
Not gonna let people through. What do you mean not
let people through?

Speaker 4 (02:28:02):
Julianne is probably people.

Speaker 11 (02:28:06):
The text in your face.

Speaker 2 (02:28:07):
Put we put people on the air all the time
who would disagree with us. We prefer it. I prefer it.

Speaker 17 (02:28:12):
Actually we did get Mike, you do have some support
on Facebook. It's Carl Murphy who says I'd rather hear
music than this stupid argument.

Speaker 28 (02:28:20):
Yeah, all right, see, I mean there's a balance, guys,
there's a balance.

Speaker 2 (02:28:26):
That's all I'm just bringing up so people can kind
of get a look behind the curtain and see what
we're dealing with. He's blaming the ratings on the rest
of the station on using first.

Speaker 28 (02:28:36):
Place more five more minutes of listening from your fans.
We're in first place, first place. I want you to
stay there.

Speaker 2 (02:28:44):
I want place.

Speaker 4 (02:28:45):
I want you to dominate and kick everyone else's ass.

Speaker 11 (02:28:47):
Cheese open, guys, Okay, so.

Speaker 2 (02:28:51):
Away. He wants to kick everybody else's ass. Who else
is in front of us?

Speaker 28 (02:28:56):
No one, zero than you, But they're getting closer, so
I losing in damn it.

Speaker 2 (02:29:02):
Thank you, Mike. He's fun like an s t D.

Speaker 16 (02:29:16):
Show, The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (02:29:22):
Speaking of Tyler bring dumb Ass Tyler in here please,
all right, dumb Ass Tyler paging, dumb Ass.

Speaker 8 (02:29:27):
Tyler dominating, dumb Ass Tyler.

Speaker 2 (02:29:29):
Dumbass Tyler is our board op. He got the nickname
dumb Ass Tyler after we heard that he's signed a
six year lease on a car, actually on a truck,
but he got a great deal on it. Yeah, right
behind me, like that, you're creeping me out?

Speaker 8 (02:29:45):
How close to Meler?

Speaker 9 (02:29:46):
Come on?

Speaker 4 (02:29:47):
Yeah, you French? He was like standing right behind me.

Speaker 5 (02:29:50):
It was weird, my bad, my bad?

Speaker 4 (02:29:51):
Al right, cool, all right.

Speaker 11 (02:29:52):
So yeah, I don't like that either.

Speaker 8 (02:29:54):
It makes me nervous.

Speaker 4 (02:29:56):
Geez, I know why he was standing over there for
a purpose, but it's okay whatever, all right, So I
don't like it.

Speaker 2 (02:30:02):
Yeah, all right, So we call him dumbass Tyler's got
a six year lease for six hundred dollars a month,
damn on a pickup truck lease. Oh it wasn't a
Rolls Royce. And his question was is there anything that
he could do about it? And so we opened it
up for like a Woody Show helped type of question.
I asked some people that I know that are in
the industry, and uh we he left here with I

(02:30:23):
think a few different ideas. Yeah, and so uh dumb
asked Tyler. We get questions on the text and people
when we see them and they go, hey, whatever happened
with Tyler in that truck? And he he mentioned to
us that he has an update.

Speaker 5 (02:30:36):
Oh my god, Yeah, it's a pretty big update.

Speaker 6 (02:30:38):
Yea.

Speaker 5 (02:30:39):
So when I made the original helped ask question, someone
tagged the show in a video as a Dave Ramsey video.
We actually ended up using that advice and the truck
is gone. No, god, God, good news. There is a
slight bit of bad news.

Speaker 2 (02:30:57):
You left the keys in it and now you're for
I'm sure. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:31:01):
The slight bit of bad news is that I did
have to take out a loan to cover the difference
between what Toyota wanted for the payoff and for what
I was able to sell it for. Okay, so I
was also able to say able to sell it to CARMACKX.
They helped out a lot, So shout out to CarMax
for that. We sold it for twenty grand that was
the appraisal. Toyota wanted about twenty nine and.

Speaker 4 (02:31:24):
A half on it.

Speaker 2 (02:31:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:31:26):
Yeah, so we took out a loan.

Speaker 2 (02:31:28):
For nine and a half. Yeah, that's why you're dumb ass,
and they're not dumb ass Toyota huh yeah, so dumb
ass Tilert who we.

Speaker 5 (02:31:35):
Sold it for twenty I took it a loan for
nine and a half. Now I got to pay off
the nine and a half before I can buy another car.
At the same time, I was fortunate enough, with the
help of my parents, to find someone to load me
a car to use for the time being. So I
am driving a two thousand and six Honda Odyssey.

Speaker 4 (02:31:54):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (02:31:54):
I'm driving a Mini van nice?

Speaker 2 (02:31:57):
Right?

Speaker 5 (02:31:57):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (02:31:57):
Whatever man to get out from under that.

Speaker 4 (02:32:00):
So on that loan that you had to take out,
how much are the payments on that?

Speaker 5 (02:32:05):
They're pretty low. I was able to work out something
with my daddy helped me out a little bit. I
think it's only going to be like two or three
hundred a month, so it's not too too much.

Speaker 4 (02:32:14):
We never know the details on anything. I like, I've
handled on your details. I know.

Speaker 5 (02:32:20):
Yeah, I have a lot of stuff I got to bridge,
you know. Yeah, so yeah, I mean.

Speaker 4 (02:32:26):
I get it, but I would like want to know
what my payment was right away and like and then
map out, like how long it would take me to
pay it off.

Speaker 2 (02:32:33):
Yeah, so are you going to take your time paying
this nine thousand dollars off? How often?

Speaker 4 (02:32:36):
How long do you have this this loaner?

Speaker 5 (02:32:38):
About two years? My hope is to pay at least
most of it after a year. So, I mean, I
just want to get out of it as like as
quick as I can. Yeah, but yeah, the truck's gone.
So that truck celebration for me and.

Speaker 2 (02:32:50):
Say a lot less than you would have had to pay.
You know, you had to hold on to it four years.

Speaker 5 (02:32:55):
Yeah, we did the dollars over about two years. I
probably paid about sixteen grand and payments for it, so
it would have been about another sixteen to twenty to continue.
So yeah, it's not even what it I'd rather pay
the ten Yeah, just for the loan and just get out.

Speaker 4 (02:33:09):
Shout out to Dave Ramsey. He's really like maybe when
it comes to cars on what to do yeah one
buying one and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (02:33:17):
Yeah, I would hope he has a video on how
to buy a car. So I'm gonna look at that
before he says for another one. Yeah, pay cash, Yeah,
so which makes sense.

Speaker 2 (02:33:26):
Good for you.

Speaker 5 (02:33:27):
That's the updates.

Speaker 2 (02:33:27):
Well there you go. Congratulations on figuring out that situation,
and thanks to everybody who who helped him.

Speaker 5 (02:33:33):
Definitely texts and all that stuff too.

Speaker 2 (02:33:36):
Yeah, got a lot of help.

Speaker 9 (02:33:39):
Good No.

Speaker 2 (02:33:44):
Shot a couple of things for Greg Gory that I
wanted to bring up because Greg is so impossible to
shop for and Greg is always complaining about money, but
he always seems to find money to spend on things
that he shouldn't be. This is because it's just all
about the image and how it's gonna look. Not really,

(02:34:06):
is it. This is like a strong financial buy Like
this is like a strong financial decision. I'm confused by that.
But like you go out of your way to like
you say, you need to go get a second job,
and yet you'll go out of your way to buy
luxury brands of all these other things just because you
need to be seen with the Oh is that because
I need to be seen with it? It's not because
I like it? Because well, because you're so practical in

(02:34:28):
every other way. Okay, So it just doesn't make any sense.
You can have that opinion. Well, it's just all about well,
it's all about the flash and the shine, right, because
that's me.

Speaker 16 (02:34:35):
It's just the most expensive pair of shoes you own.
For instance, how much do they cost?

Speaker 4 (02:34:40):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:34:41):
Seven hundred?

Speaker 4 (02:34:42):
Okay, right, do you see me wearing them every day?

Speaker 14 (02:34:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:34:46):
Because you can't make sense. So this is perfect for Greg.
Barney's New York just started selling a one hundred and
eighty five dollars paper clip from Product. Oh wow, it's
a product paper clip, an actual paper clip. It's not
just an ordinary paper clip. It's two and a half
inches tall, its made out of polished sterling silver, and

(02:35:07):
you're supposed to use as a money clip. But still
its one hundred eighty five dollars paper clip. Dumb. By
the way, you could buy over thirty four thousand regular
paper clips and staples for one hundred and.

Speaker 4 (02:35:17):
Eighty five bucks.

Speaker 2 (02:35:19):
Thirty four thousand.

Speaker 4 (02:35:21):
There's the there's the picture of it.

Speaker 5 (02:35:22):
Greg.

Speaker 2 (02:35:23):
Okay, but you want because it's praduct I would like
that it is Prada. Yeah, I'm not into I don't
really care about brands that much. Don't you also thought
about this? Okay? You know Greg's been very shiny and
people have been making comments about, you.

Speaker 8 (02:35:39):
Know, shiny shiny forehead.

Speaker 2 (02:35:41):
Yes, always shiny. So Greg, next time you're in the
public bathroom, grab one of those, like askaskets like. Yeah.
According to a bunch of users on this beauty website,
Makeup Alley, those free seat covers are great for getting
oil off your skin. Nice, as one user wrote, quote,
it's kind of else where they come from, but they're
great for oil blotting, and they're free.

Speaker 7 (02:36:04):
Gross where they come from, it's not like they're used, Yeah, recycled.

Speaker 2 (02:36:10):
There. I figured we could test it out. Menace went
and grab one, Okay, had him go grab one.

Speaker 8 (02:36:14):
Greg is shining like a of light.

Speaker 4 (02:36:17):
Yeah, let's so here we go. The gross. It came
from a dispenser. It was the one hanging off the edge.

Speaker 2 (02:36:26):
Floor.

Speaker 7 (02:36:26):
So then you just blot or you wipe or blot.

Speaker 2 (02:36:29):
Always blotted.

Speaker 4 (02:36:30):
Let's see go a little bit higher, most sweat the
hairline on the hairline, Yeah, all right, let's see.

Speaker 11 (02:36:37):
Does he look Yeah, it's a little flatter, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:36:39):
A little nothing anything on the paper. So maybe it's
not oil. Maybe Menace is right, Maybe it's the botox.

Speaker 4 (02:36:47):
Yeah, the bowtos stretching your skin.

Speaker 2 (02:36:50):
Yeah, maybe it's that. So maybe it's not oil. The
news because then it wouldn't be oil. That's definitely flattering. Yeah,
I mean, yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (02:36:58):
Would want it to work better.

Speaker 2 (02:37:00):
But in a pinch and pinch that would be okay.

Speaker 8 (02:37:04):
Shininess was taken down about fifty percent.

Speaker 4 (02:37:06):
Really, yeah, excellent.

Speaker 2 (02:37:08):
You can get a pack of one hundred sheets of
blotting paper that's about eight bucks.

Speaker 7 (02:37:12):
You can get one thousand for free of work.

Speaker 2 (02:37:14):
It's not like you're going to get It's not like
you can get rich for the money that you're saving
by wiping your face with the toilet seat covers.

Speaker 4 (02:37:20):
But I mean, you know, if.

Speaker 8 (02:37:21):
It works, I don't want to smell it.

Speaker 2 (02:37:23):
No, No, I thought to smell like baby powder. Just
think after buying the uh the sheets of blotting paper
one hundred times, like you can get at least one
pair of new shoes. Greg, that's true. So after eight
hundred times, Yeah, you're good. You're going to be able
to buy I don't know, a belt, that'd be great.

(02:37:43):
That'd be great.

Speaker 4 (02:37:44):
It's a super good belt.

Speaker 2 (02:37:46):
I know, a woody shell.

Speaker 5 (02:37:51):
Woll waking up.

Speaker 2 (02:37:57):
Let's hear what the idiot has to say?

Speaker 5 (02:37:59):
What the wood show?

Speaker 2 (02:38:01):
It is the Woodie Show. It's Wednesday morning, and I
hate to have to do this, but somebody is.

Speaker 4 (02:38:10):
Going on the WOODI Shows.

Speaker 2 (02:38:12):
God, you don't you love it? I love it? Yeah,
I do love It's the way it's never me, no,
because everybody, everybody comes to me unless.

Speaker 4 (02:38:25):
I'm putting somebody on the hot seat.

Speaker 2 (02:38:26):
But somebody usually comes to me and tells me there's
something going on, somebody needs to be addressed. There's beef,
there's beef of some kind. And so we're gonna find
out who is on the Woody Show hot seat today.

Speaker 4 (02:38:44):
I can't wait, Cameron.

Speaker 2 (02:38:46):
Yes, I'll get back to you Sea Bass. Oh h
it going.

Speaker 18 (02:38:58):
Going.

Speaker 2 (02:38:59):
No need to be nervously Bass, you are not on
the Woody Show hot seat this time. I'm sure he
was freaking well because he was on the hot seat
last time.

Speaker 4 (02:39:07):
Yeah, but he didn't seem to care for the crime
of in the gym.

Speaker 2 (02:39:10):
Yeah. Yeah, it's about being anxious about it. That's because
while you were also the guilty party right now and
she didn't carry either.

Speaker 5 (02:39:18):
Don't care.

Speaker 2 (02:39:19):
She says that she doesn't, but she does. I don't know,
she totally does. Let's focus on this hot seat. Okay,
let's make this one a good one. Keep that Bravy,
You'll be on the hot seat. Yeah really Yeah, I'm scared.
But today Raby is not on the hot seat. Yeah,
not on the hot seat the gym.

Speaker 4 (02:39:41):
You gotta throw up.

Speaker 2 (02:39:42):
Do they have a hot seat at the gym?

Speaker 8 (02:39:43):
Yeah, it's called the sauna.

Speaker 2 (02:39:45):
Cameron, Yes, hang in there, buddy, I'll get back to menace. Yeah,
you are not on the Woody Show hot seat today.

Speaker 4 (02:39:59):
It's like, I'm totally on the hot seat, but I
can't think of anything currently.

Speaker 2 (02:40:04):
Yeah, Julian the phone screener, Yo, you are not on
the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (02:40:13):
Another surprise.

Speaker 2 (02:40:15):
Well, she was also on the hot seat last time.
She was Oh that's true. Yeah, she does act up
a lot. Yeah, Greg Gory, yes, you are not on
the wood Show. That traumatic pause ruled rap.

Speaker 4 (02:40:36):
I wonder who it could be.

Speaker 2 (02:40:40):
It could be you, Cameron. Yes, you are not on
the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (02:40:53):
That's another surprise.

Speaker 2 (02:40:55):
He was convinced that it was God.

Speaker 19 (02:40:58):
I was going to suggest we changed the name of
segment to Bitching about Cameron.

Speaker 14 (02:41:01):
But.

Speaker 4 (02:41:03):
He's a good idea. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (02:41:06):
Let's just make it easy. Let's bring uh, Let's bring
Randy the cammn, and let's bring Tyler the boardop, and
let's bring Bort damn. Let's let's bring them in. They're
walking nice and slow.

Speaker 4 (02:41:28):
Here. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (02:41:30):
So here we've got Randy, We've got Tyler, and there's
Born he's taking a duty.

Speaker 8 (02:41:41):
All right, we got we got everybody.

Speaker 2 (02:41:43):
All right, Randy the cam Man, you are not on
the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (02:41:51):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (02:41:52):
Yeah, it's down between Bort and Tyler the Boardo. One
of them is sweating. Shut up, all right, shut up,
Tyler the Boardop. Yes, you are on the Woody Show.

Speaker 18 (02:42:17):
What.

Speaker 2 (02:42:18):
Yeah, welcome.

Speaker 4 (02:42:20):
I don't interaction with him, so I can't think of
what it could be.

Speaker 2 (02:42:23):
I don't even know what it could be. It's not good.
It's never good.

Speaker 4 (02:42:29):
I'd best Do you want to set the stage for
this one?

Speaker 2 (02:42:31):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (02:42:31):
I was in the office with Randy during the show,
and Randy sitting there doing all his video work and whatever,
and Tyler the Boardop walks in says, uh h, Rondy.

Speaker 4 (02:42:47):
Is that how he sounds, you guys?

Speaker 2 (02:42:48):
An accent?

Speaker 4 (02:42:50):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 16 (02:42:51):
He tries to hand Randy some money and tell Randy
to go fetch him some snacks from downstairs in the
break room.

Speaker 2 (02:42:59):
A little bit.

Speaker 16 (02:43:01):
Randy, who's been here much longer than Tyler the board op. Yeah,
but luckily Randy had it out because at the time,
like the little Kiosk order, so it was disabled, so
he had an easy out. But Tyler walks the right way,
and Randy's like, who the hell am I? Everybody's a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (02:43:21):
But I get it, get I get it.

Speaker 4 (02:43:23):
It's Randy.

Speaker 2 (02:43:23):
And you would assume that.

Speaker 4 (02:43:24):
But yeah, definitely not on that level yet where Randy.

Speaker 2 (02:43:32):
But again, it wasn't.

Speaker 16 (02:43:32):
It wasn't like Tyler just came out of nowhere like,
oh hey, I'm super busy.

Speaker 4 (02:43:36):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 16 (02:43:36):
I didn't mean to ask bother you at all. He
was just like it was assumed that Randy.

Speaker 2 (02:43:41):
Now, Tyler, how long have you worked on the show?

Speaker 7 (02:43:45):
Now?

Speaker 2 (02:43:46):
How long has it been a little over a month?

Speaker 23 (02:43:48):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:43:50):
I didn't know it was a month? Well geez, then.

Speaker 2 (02:43:52):
Randy, Yes, how long you've been working on the show.

Speaker 18 (02:43:55):
I've been working with the show for about two years,
but been with the show for about.

Speaker 2 (02:43:59):
Three okay three years? Yes, Now, Tyler, have you ever
heard of like a hierarchy like seniority, you know, like
I have a friend he's a driver for UPS, you
know what I mean. And he's been with UPS for
a long time wants to move. But if he moves,

(02:44:19):
he loses his seniority, which means that he is going
to have to be taking the bitch routes underneath this
like much younger, less experienced driver, So he'll lose everything
that he's built up. Now, does Randy go fetch stuff? Sure,
Randy's a great fetcher. Yes, However, like just to assume

(02:44:41):
that you can.

Speaker 25 (02:44:41):
Just walk in there, hand the money and tell him
to fetch something for you, I'm not quite really sure
you understand your place in the hierarchy.

Speaker 2 (02:44:52):
In the hierarchy now, I don't want to piggyback on this.

Speaker 14 (02:45:00):
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna add in that I don't think
Tyler the board op aka Fluffer knows hierarchy. I've experienced this,
I've seen it. But this is not the first time
he's done it to Randy. Really, this is the second

(02:45:23):
time he's done it to Randy, and just to make
Randy look like more of a little bitch, he actually
did it the first time.

Speaker 2 (02:45:29):
Look, and I stopped him and I said, Randy, what
are you doing?

Speaker 10 (02:45:34):
Man?

Speaker 6 (02:45:35):
Like?

Speaker 2 (02:45:35):
No, Look, it's fine, come on, I'm not saying that
Randy if he wants to out of the goodness of
his heart, of anybody like on the show can help
another member of the show out.

Speaker 4 (02:45:43):
That's shine.

Speaker 2 (02:45:44):
It's just the whole idea that it was just assumed
that Randy was his little gopher.

Speaker 8 (02:45:50):
But it sounds like President was already.

Speaker 4 (02:45:51):
Set Randy, Yeah, because I've done it one time.

Speaker 18 (02:45:56):
It's definitely a situation like I'm sorry, I have to
raise my voice right now.

Speaker 4 (02:46:01):
Who my headphones?

Speaker 2 (02:46:03):
I'm sorry about.

Speaker 18 (02:46:07):
But I mean, like, I mean, like the thing is,
if I go and I do something, I'm definitely gonna
have like the kindness of my heart. But it's definitely
a situation like if I go down there and I
miss a clip and Menace asked me.

Speaker 5 (02:46:16):
Where's that clip?

Speaker 18 (02:46:18):
Like, I don't want to anger Menace because then that's
gonna inger Woody and then it's just it's all gonna
fall on top of me. Yes, just because they went
and got you a strawberry par And it's like and
it's like, there are a few things I'll take a
bullet for, but fetching somebody food is not something to
take a bullet for it because then it's all bad.

Speaker 2 (02:46:33):
Well, I think maybe in Tyler, I don't want to
speak for you. But Tyler has uh has been under
the gun here lately because he's screwed up a few times,
screwing up, and I think maybe he's just more hesitant
to leave his post makes sense, and so like maybe
he's just you know, thinking like, oh, well, Randy doesn't
do anything.

Speaker 11 (02:46:53):
I got that a lot, Tyler.

Speaker 5 (02:46:58):
Okay, to be fair, what he is? Absolutely right? Yeah,
I did screw up, and I've been super hesitant on
leaving that room.

Speaker 2 (02:47:05):
But the way you said screw up, that makes it
sound like you've only screwed up once. I have screwed
up a couple of times.

Speaker 11 (02:47:13):
Man, just ahead, I'm the worst to know.

Speaker 4 (02:47:16):
Like how you requested the run for the food, I said,
Randy pop tart.

Speaker 5 (02:47:23):
Yeah, I went in there, And to be fair, I
went in there and Randy was on his phone.

Speaker 4 (02:47:28):
So what does that matter?

Speaker 5 (02:47:30):
Well, no, I'm just saying, so he didn't look that busy.
I just asked. I gave him my debit card. I said, hey,
can you run downstairs and get me this and get
yourself whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (02:47:39):
Yeah, Randy's gotta learn, like as he has an adult job,
Randy has to learn how to look more busy. Even
though he's busy, he never really looks all that busy.

Speaker 8 (02:47:47):
So you could have gotten yourself snack too.

Speaker 12 (02:47:50):
I know.

Speaker 18 (02:47:50):
But the thing is, like, I'm not going to get
myself a snack and then miss a potential good video moment.
And you know, then when I had that question, because
where's the video for this? How much? Oh sorry, I
went downstairs with Tyler a pop tarts. You know, it's
not really the best excuse to defend myself as to
why I'm missing Tyler, just.

Speaker 4 (02:48:09):
To recap real quicks. So we've got to take a
break to Tyler.

Speaker 2 (02:48:12):
When you look up, you should be seeing Randy's backside.
Now when he looks up, he's seeing pretty much everybody else.

Speaker 4 (02:48:24):
But there is there is a hierarchy and whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:48:27):
And like I'm not saying that anybody can't help somebody
else out on the show, but just don't assume that
somebody else is a is a going for like I
don't dude very rarely and I think everybody will agree
with this. Very rarely do I ever ask anybody to
do anything for me, like when it comes to like
going to get me, like you go get your own.
So yeah, stuff stuff like that because it makes me uncomfortable,

(02:48:48):
like I've never I've just never liked it.

Speaker 18 (02:48:49):
But as the show fetcher, I even ask him and
he's like, no, it's right, I'll get myself.

Speaker 2 (02:48:53):
All right, exactly, all right, all right, Well there you go, Tyler,
just added to your list of screw ups. Yeah, all right,
we got to good break.

Speaker 4 (02:49:04):
We got some more Woodies show coming up for you. Next,
hang on the Woody Show. It's the Woody Show.

Speaker 9 (02:49:11):
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