Producer Jim Gives his Thanksgiving Jokes

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Melissa Foreman, producer, Jim and you and I

(00:03):
hope you are.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Having an awesome, awesome day.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
By the way, free ticket Tuesday, a lot of people asking,
Jimmy is going to be Brett Eldridge. Brett Eldridge.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
You do not want to miss out on that.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yep, five minutes after the hour next Tuesday, six five, seven, eight,
O five and nine of five. So make sure you
are listening.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
All right.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm almost afraid to ask, but you said you have
something that you just found over there, and it better
not be a joke, Jim, it better not be a joke,
because ain't nobody got time for a joke.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Well, it's not a joke. It's actually a question about Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Okay, what's your question, Jim?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
What are you you with the.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Tube socks and the tank top?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Go ahead you My question is why was the turkey
the drummer in the band?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Why did I step in that big hole? Why did
I even ask? Let you ask your question?

Speaker 5 (01:01):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Why did it?

Speaker 5 (01:02):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Why did a turkey? What turkey step? And a wait?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I know, because he had drumsticks, he had drops.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Right, yeah, okay, fine, go ahead, as long as we
open this keeping hole.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Go ahead, jim with your Thanksgiving jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
You gotta think another one.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Why it's not a joke, it's a question. Okay, Why
did the turkey cross the road?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Why did the turkey cross the road?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, why, Jimmy, why did the turkey cross the road?

Speaker 4 (01:42):
It was the chicken's day off?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Okay, now what I actually like? You know what? I
should have?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
You write these down in case anyone has they I
don't know, joke time at their Thanksgiving table, or maybe
there's a a oh I know, maybe grandma grandpa got
into politics and you're like, hold up, everybody, stop, I
got a joke. It's a perfect weight and like a
bad fight. Okay, do you have one more? Can't believe
I just asked for another one more?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I know?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
What about what sound does a turkey's phone make?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
What sound does a turk?

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Well, does a turkey's phone make?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Goble?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Gobble gobble rubble rubble?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh gosh, I don't know what what wing wing.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Wing wing no, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I don't know why I'm laughing at you, but I
think it's your delivery.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay, thank you, thank you, Jim. You you are a turkey.
You are a turkey.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Let's put these, put them together in a little do
some work, and then we'll put them online.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
And these people get a little book.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
People need him as a for Thanksgiving. They could go
online and get them.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Oh wait, one more ready, I just wounded. One more
good one.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Okay, what do you get when you cross a turkey
with an octopus?

Speaker 5 (03:07):
What?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Jim, what do you get?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Drumsticks for everyone?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Okay, that's funny. God, there's something wrong with me.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Okay, all funny.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Okay, it is ninety three point nine. Light up out