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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well the ninety six one kiss.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Morning freak kill you spell your coffee?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Oh no, yeah, oh no, get and paper towels. Oh
it wasn't like the full coffee, was it. No, it's
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah. What happened? Mike was out and they hit it.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Oh no, it is the microphone. It's not getting near
the electronic No, all right, are we good?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I want to wipe it all up. I won't admit
to that.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I won't admit the wide coffee getting into the controls
or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
To that on a hot mic here.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Hey, everybody, if all of a sudden you hear a
zip zip zoop and me and Bob go off the air,
guess what wasn't coffee?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Was not coffee that you heard.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Right over there?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Did you get more paper towels? Anymore paper towels? Oh boy?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh? What's Oh? I just I don't want, oh, I
don't want.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You just spilled coffee around a bunch of electronics.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Alright, I'm good, I'm good. Are we safe? Yeah? Are
we still on the air? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I never really know if we're on the air. Do
you got iced coffee left? The how much spill out?
It just a little bit like the top. Okay, top,
give it's all drippy. It's all drippy. I got I
gotta nurse it back to health. Okay, it's it's all drippy.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I heard it.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
So you put the lid back on and then it's
it's drippy around the lid.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, clean up.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, I nurse it back to health and you get
on you. You need to clean yourself up.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay. You want to wipe me down, Let me wipe
you wipe down? You want to wipe me down?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Done?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
What you want to come over here? Wipe me down?
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Buddies want to wipe each color?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Done?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh look something wrong with that big guy? Spilled coffee?
Well might be done over there.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, give it a sip now though, make sure it's
still good. Huh raw, Wow, you need to get it
together to panic.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
All right?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
All right, you did through your You threw your your
iced coffee straw out of the way so you can
get to the paper towels.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
How was that?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
What was that? No? Eight three? Whoa good ice coffee?
To start today? Here? I had to shaking up a
little bit despite some of it trickling out. That's a
bad coffee spill.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
That you want to spill your coffee on like uh
the seven two day or something like that.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Ready to go here, Yeah, okay, I think so starting now. Yeah,
that was actually the start of the show, Bud. Okay,
thank you, Bob.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
It is the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
I had a stupid day yesterday. I was at work
till two o'clock in the afternoon. It's the dumbest thing, too,
It's the dumbest thing. Let me doing work. Let me
fill everybody in here. Actually I was doing work because
I had to wait for somebody to come unlock my car.
Let me just take everybody back because this has been
something that's been going on since stuff a bus. I
(03:31):
don't know what's wrong with my brain. But like I
took my uh, took my wife Jamie her tahoe to
work a couple of times, you know, a couple of
weeks ago, and I had like my key fob for
my for my car, and for some reason, as I
was getting in her car in my garage, I set
(03:53):
it on top of my roof, like I'll remember this
when I get home. Of course I never remember it, right.
Put this here for safe keeping so that the next morning,
I'm driving away and I hear something like you know,
I got I'm going to work, and like I make
a turn and all I hear is thinking. I'm like, oh, oh,
I wonder what that was. And I still didn't remember.
(04:13):
Then five minutes later, I'm like, it's my key. That's
my key, is what it was? Is my key just
flew off my car, right, So I couldn't find it, right,
So then I have another key fob. Well that's got
a little battery though, so it won't unlock my doors,
but it'll start my car. So then I get in
the Hyundai app because it got something where you can
(04:35):
remote start it if you pay for like Blue Link or.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Something like that. Yeah, so that's my backup. Right.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
For whatever reason, yesterday that stopped working. So I have
the key to my car and the other The other day,
me and Bob were out there in the cold trying
to figure out how to manually get in my car
because on.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
The door handle they usually got under it where you
can put the key in and turn it.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, your key fob, you can wa you're pulling out
like a sword and there's your car key.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Right.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
We couldn't figure it out the other day, couldn't figure
it out. We were like, what the hell is going on?
So I'm sitting in the parking lot yesterday like twenty
degree weather. Finally I get h I get some roadside assistance,
you know. She pulls up and she's just like, sit
your battery. I'm like, no, it's not my battery. It's
a key fop thing. And she's looking at me like
it's everybody's battery right now, dude, right right right, doesn't
(05:25):
believe you. So then she she she looks down under
where the key goes right and I'm like, yeah, I
already tried that for some reason. Me and my large
friend were fiddling with that. She takes the key, pops
off part of my door handle. Boom, there's a key
hole right there, puts it in. She was there for
maybe a minute and I'm like, oh cool, that's been
(05:46):
this has been like anxiety for me for the last week.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
And I'm like, that's how it does. You pop the
thing off.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
So you had to take a piece of the door
handle off. Yeah, we were going under it. We needed
to go under it and then pull and pop it off.
And then the key hole's right there. Dude, it was
one of the dumbest moments of my life. And I'm like,
I don't even know what to say to you. I'm
so sorry. She was like, you're good now, yeah, you
need more help. Well I gave her beer too, Okay,
(06:12):
well I gave her beer in fifteen bucks.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Because I get it's all through my Hyundai things.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
So they're like, because I was like, I don't need
roadside assistance, I'll figure this out, They're like it's free
with your plan, I'm like, all right, send them. And
then I just felt so bad, and she's looking at
me like, man, you did need dan?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I did?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Hell, yeah I did. You pretended like you Well, then
I had two cases of our stuff bus Bruce.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Right, yeah, yeah, I had two cases because do Daddy
Brewery and Kelly Hade Pizza. You know they're doing the
stuff stuff a bus Bruce. I had two cases that
were sitting on top of my car because I couldn't
get in my car to put them in, so they're
sitting on my roof. And you know, she shows up
and I'm just like, well, you want to take some
beer with you too? She like yeah, I'm like all right, well, here's.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
A little tip too. Sorry, I wasted your time, just
so stupid. You know what I need to do?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
What's the guy on TikTok that I always see on
the commercial, the guy who like dad guy dude. I
got to start following that guy man, because I cannot
help myself sometimes.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Solve all the problem.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That's what I need, man, I need a dad to
tell me what the help do.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Mikey and Bob Podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I love this city so much. Yep, I love this
city so much. I love it so much.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
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Speaker 3 (07:36):
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(07:56):
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Speaker 2 (08:05):
Was going on.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Fellow George, you're still catching up on Monday Mornings podcast.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
There is our guy. George came out the Stuff Bus
last week. You appreciate it our toy drive. You helped
us stuff eighty six buses full of toys. George is
the man the.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Whole talk about the Mike and Bob Kahn gave me
an idea. How about for next.
Speaker 9 (08:22):
Year's stuff of us as many of the listeners that
send in the talk back messages as we can. Yeah,
why don't we all try to get together instead a
date where we.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
All show up. It's a good idea. George, Oh, y'all
take it easy. I'll take it easier. That's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Like all the people like George and you know our
cast of characters, Raccoon and Tim, like, we pick one
night at stuff Bus next year, and it's almost like
a show character night, you know, all everybody to gather
the people that just you know, send us messages all
the time that you know, supported the show and sort
of better thing right part of the show.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Let's get to another one here. Good morning, gentlemen. Catching
up on the podcast for the last couple of days.
I was just calling in to congratulate both you and
the City of Pittsburgh for unlocking a new achievement. You
have unlocked the hinds Ward level of buses stuff this year.
It's stuffer Bus eighty six suffer bus.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Don't trust the fart, sell the team, all right, stuff
the bus, sell the team, And yeah, don't trust the
fart all right. Let's get to another stuff bus talkback
massage here.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
Hey guys, congratulations on eighty six buses. Yeah, but I
have to say, for me, it hit home when you
did show the warehouse on Instagram and everything being unloaded
all at once, all in the same room. Yeah, And
it is truly mind blowing what everybody accomplished this year.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
And you should be extremely proud of yourselves.
Speaker 10 (09:45):
And it's almost like the bikes, Like you can sit
here and say two three hundred bikes were donated, but
when you walk in and you see two three hundred
bikes in one spot at one time, it's mind blowing.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, love you guys.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah, you got to go to uh the ninety six
one kiss pg Instagram account and go to our like
go to our highlights and go to stuff Bus twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
It's first one on there and just go through that.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
That'll give you the weakest stuff a bus and sort
of a lot of the magic that was going on.
But you get you got to see the Toys for
Tots warehouse, like you've got to see where the toys went,
because you know, it's a big open room and in
the corner you see like you know, over two hundred bikes,
a sea of bicycles, and it's it's crazy looking. And
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then you just see all those big cardboard Toys for
Tots boxes, just a bunch of them all lined up,
and then you know, I was like saying this yesterday.
I thought like, wow, it seemed like there was a
lot more toys than that.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh they're not even.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Undone packing the track trailer. Yeah, like they just started.
So yeah, I agree with that. It really, you know,
because there's toys on the bus and then we put
them on a tractor trailer and it really sort of
you really sort of get to see your impact when
you see just the sheer amount of toys that eighty
(11:04):
six school buses phils. It's it's pretty incredible. So again,
you know, we'll keep saying thank you until we're on
our holiday break. But you all make us look a
lot cooler than we are because a lot of people
give us credit for stuff a bus and we just again,
I were saying this over the stuff bus week last
week and everything. We're like ins or mal sandas. Now
(11:25):
we just stand in the parking lot and chat with
people and take pictures and the real work gets done
around us. And that includes all of you who came
out last week or donated it any way possible to
help stuff eighty six buses for the Marines Toys for
Tots program. There's gonna be a lot of kids in
this area that are going to have a great holiday
thanks to all the ins.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Mikey and Bob podcast.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Hey, it's colot cloudy today. Highs in the upper thirties,
but we got a wintry mix headed our way overnight.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Never like a wintery man, you know.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Just give me snow ah lot, wintery mix, frozen nahs.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Tighten up.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I missed son on my skin. It's mikeym Bob A
Kiss Morning Free show. Watch Mondaynight Football. Last night, No
Chargers Eagles. Chargers ended up winning twenty two to nineteen,
So the Chargers are nine and four now. As rooting
for the Eagles last night. So I want to see
AFC teams that are like pretty good and around the
Steelers lose. You know, Jalen Hurts had four interceptions and
(12:33):
two turnovers on one play. It's first time since the
seventies that one player had two turnovers on one play.
He threw an interception. Guy from the Chargers intercept it,
then he fumbles. Jalen Hurts picks it back up, is like, oh,
I got it again, and then he fumbled like two
turnovers on one play. So yeah, Chargers beat the Eagles
(12:54):
last night Monday Night Football. And you'd also see the
report for the Indianapolis Colts, no either. Bring The reason
I bring up like Chargers and Colts stuff is like
things are headed the way where we might play one
of these teams in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
You know, if we win a this might be a
team that's coming. At a time.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
The Colts, Daniel Jones, their quarterback, was having a great season.
He like blows a c L or something he's done
for the season. And then Adam Schefter and all the
NFL insiders yesterday before Monday and Football started reporting the
Colts are bringing in forty four year.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Old Philip Rivers for a little tryot.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
And the reason I bring that up is because don't
you say his name, You better hope they don't dunst
them off. I'm gonna say it one time. Okay, you
might a couple throws.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
A couple No, no, no, I'm stretching out what that's one.
Don't say it three times, Earl show up, don Acker, Sure, okay,
nobody get anybody, no get any ideas.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
They were in the same draft class, right, yeah, yeah,
with Eli Manning, Philip Rivers, Ben roeth Wesberger.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah, yeah, you know, oh man, watch out a couple
more he does it. A couple more bullets in the chamber,
he does it. Philip Rivers has unlimited bullets in his chamber.
Some people get that one.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Let's get to de Bow and Joe former Steelers here,
James Harrison and Joe Hayden. They have their own podcast
now de Bo and Joe seems like just sort of weekly.
We go to this podcast, we go to Cam's podcast,
we go to Ben's podcast, just to see, you know,
take sort of the temperature for current player and some
former players.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Well, Ben's sort of teeter and now he saw it.
Philip rivers.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
You know, he's been in his backyard and slanging that thing,
throwing it at hunting targets. Though, like usually he'd be out.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
There like with Keeslin and bow and air like trying
to hit the bull's eye. He's got football there, he's
got lights.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
He's got lights out, so you can do it at
night too, just out there chucking footballs, hitting trees and stuff.
Woa still got old helmet on. Dude, it's Uncle Rico
and Napoleon Dynamite. To a team, to a team, I
still got it. Here's Debo and Joe after the winning
Baltimore James Harrison talking about you know how he feels
about coach Tomlin.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Now, I think he did a better job because we won.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
WHOA wait a minute, you mean to tell me that
you think coach Tomlin did a better job in the
previous game because instead.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Of losing what they won.
Speaker 11 (15:37):
The only thing for me that would keep him with
me if I'm in the owner's hat, is I need
a chip.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
I need to win a championship. Yeah, that's gotta win
a championship. That's the only way Tomlins stays super Bowler boss.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
If James Harrison on the Steelers, Like.
Speaker 11 (15:53):
If you win at all, I don't care what your
numbers are because you found a way to win the chip.
But if you don't, then now I have to look
at it in terms of what it is.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
And that's numbers.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Okay, Like if the Steelers make the AFC title game
this year, like nobody's going to be like, oh, get
rid of home, Like it's just like it's not gonna happen.
Does anybody enjoy it in sports anymore? Like does anybody
enjoy it anymore? Or do you just let it ruin
your week? Like they won and we're talking about like
better when the chip or he's getting fired, Like just
enjoy the week of Like, hey, we're in first place,
(16:26):
we beat the raven take a victory.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
Here's the problem. We won a playoff game. And if
I'm seeing these numbers and we don't get the chip,
these numbers don't work. It's either going to be a
chip the super Bowl win it, or I need to
see drastic changes. The definition of insanity is doing the
same thing and expecting the different results and we're not.
(16:51):
We're doing the same thing and we're getting the same results.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I know a lot of people say that but if
you really look at it, like, dude, we brought in
Aaron Rodgers, so.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
We weren't doing this same thing there, you know. Now
they tried been drafted offensive linemen.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Yeah, we we signed We've signed so many and traded
for so many like former priv stuff like that, you know,
like we signed DK Metcalf. They've been doing things different.
Now the result has been somewhat the same as just
a mediocre team, but they have tried different things this year.
Speaker 11 (17:26):
Winning hides a lot of things, then losing shows everything.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, he played for the Bengals, you played for the Patriots,
and you know you weren't undefeated when you played here,
you know, not at all.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
But that's the whole thing. We're part of some bad tames.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
It's like Ben and James Harrison former Steelers that get microphones.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
They just act like back in mind, Dad, It's like, yeah,
you guys.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Lost all the time too, you know, like it's what
it is, like we we if we really count Lombard's here,
you know.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Chuck nol four, Tomlin won car one very much back
in my day. It is it is stay off mind,
think it would happen this fast, But it's like a
couple of years after they retire as.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Soon as they get a podcast, dude, that's it. They
gotta they gotta get a thing to say and then
yell at the current team like, oh no, they doing it,
like you know how you know how slow you were
at the end, James Harrison. Oh, you played for the
Bengals and Patriots. Hey, there might be a quarterback sitting
over in a mansion in so Wickly though. No, no,
if somebody wants to get a chip, he might still
(18:28):
have a couple throws in.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
On arm do it, don't do it?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I said it once, you say it two more times,
and all of a sudden, big band, Will Howard's out
and we got an emergency quarterback. Here.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Benji shows up on Will howard Jersey. He disguises his voice.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
It's your only shade, Buddies, Mike and Bob the ninety
six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Let's get to
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Speaker 2 (19:03):
Hey, good morning fellas, Spashion. The guy who's scared America rounds.
All right, guy, Who's Scared America runs again?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Here? All right?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Catch up on all the podcasts. Got a couple of things.
Speaker 12 (19:12):
Number one, the clip of Bob and the Santa and
shirtless almost sent me into a spiral.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Uh yeah, big opening of the show yesterday.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Bob was was mailed to Santa Beard of Santa Hat
and some some nipple covers and that's how we started
the show Bob with Shirtless yesterday. By the way, if
you'd like to see that video, it is Uh it's
up on the ninety six to one kiss Instagram account
me and Bob's personal instagram's FS mikey FS Big Bob celebration.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
It was, It was.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
It was the stuff of post stuff stuff, a bus celebration,
celebration of nipples and your body.
Speaker 12 (19:53):
Number two, you guys deserve your flowers while you're here.
You always say that you don't give yourself enough credit.
And number three, here I'd ride.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
A whoa, that's a big commitment right there. He's Scared
America rounds but he said he'd he ride one. Do
we share the bench? Probably Like if he's I'm not
much to leave the ground, and if he's scared of him,
not much of a horse rider.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Huh, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I'm not knowing.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
We'll climb up on horsey out there, you know, climb
up on anything much climber. The bench is your go
to depends on how big of a boy is, Whether
you two could share a bench.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
What size it. You know, we squash in.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
It's safer at Kenny would left room to tumble out
if we squashed in.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
He guys are like each other. Safety hardis says, all right,
no room to move in there.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Both of you side by side on the kennywood, a
Maraga round bench.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
And then you know, now we might not to grease
you both up there.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Might help getting out pushing from the back, just boo.
All right, let's get to today in free show history.
Take you back to a moment in the show that
made us laugh, made us smile. There was a warning
I believe this was last year, two years ago from
the Park Service about people that were licking psychedelic toads,
(21:22):
you know, to get high.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
We read Facebook comments on that, so let's get to
that area.
Speaker 13 (21:31):
Today.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Ee.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
These are Facebook comments after the Park Service puts out
a warning for people to stop getting high by licking
psychedelic toads.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
We will start here with jeremy R. Careful licking them toads,
you'll trip balls.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
And enter another dimension. All right, this is what is
gonna be like threatening Allen d here, I remember this.
If you grew up in the seventies or eighties, you
know we licked every thing. Wonder if my cousin Will
remembers that one time out in the woods. All right, Alan,
I don't know if we needed to post that comment publicly.
You know, his cousin Will too, is like an administrator
(22:10):
someplazer has like a corporate job, and.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
He's just like, why did you check?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
He has to text his cousin Alan for the first
time in like eight years, and he's like, Dude, I
saw what.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
You posted on Facebook. Don't tell people we used to
lick things in the woods as kids. Dax's ass here,
what part of that toad do I have to lick?
Asking for a friend? Are you? Are you really asking
for a friend? Ax? Or do you want to lick
the toad buddy again?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
These are Facebook comments after the National Park Service issues
a warning about licking psychedelic toads. Patty A lick the toad,
then lick a nine volt battery and I heard you
will shoot a bolt of lightning out of your ass.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Patty, I don't know if that's right. I didn't read
that anywhere. Patty Paul are here.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Beware not all frogs will get you high if you
lick them, because I licked one before and it didn't work.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
You can't just lick any frog though, That's not how
this works.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Andrea asked, summer camp in the eighties, okay, across the
bridge from Oaks Park, they had us licking banana slugs
to see if our tongues would go numb.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
All right.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I don't know who your camp counselors were, but they
shouldn't have had you licking things like that.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
The eighties were a different animal man. Seventies and eighties.
I lick in everything. You touch a bat into your tongue,
you'd let you know what.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
We don't lick things like we used to do back
in my day. Well what happened to us as the
country gone? So we used to lick everything, Now now
we can't lick toads. Come on more Facebook comments here
as National Park Service warns people about licking psychedelic toads.
Lisa jay I had a cousin growing up, who used
to lick his iguana.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
We always thought he was weird, all right, Listen, that
does nothing licking in iguana? He was, he was weird.
You're right?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Do you like walk in his room and catch him
licking his iguana and be like, dude, you can lick
your iguana.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Ron Ah.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
If you see a six foot frog with a goatee
that kind of looks like me out there in those woods,
don't think twice, Just lick me, all right?
Speaker 7 (24:18):
Ron?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Whose uncle Ron is asking to be licked in the woods?
What is happening here? You wearing a frog mascot out there?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
A couple more here again, these are Facebook comments on
people being warned by the Park Service not to lick
psychedelic frogs.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Adam M.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
I used to try and lick anything and everything to
get high with my buds back in the eighties when
I was a kid.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I'm a different time, right.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
We just don't lick like we used to as a country.
And one more here we will end with deb A.
I had an uncle once who took magic mushrooms and
ended up naked in a seven eleven and trolley shaped
buddies Pittsburgh's to uncle's Mikey and Bob the ninety six
to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. We were just talking
(25:05):
about how the Indianapolis Colts are bringing in forty four
year old Philip Rivers, who was part of Ben Roethlisberger's
draft class, to possibly play an emergency quarterback for them,
and we said, don't say his name three times, as
if you say Ben's name three times, he will show up.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
All right, let's get to this message here.
Speaker 14 (25:24):
Hey guys, your friend Abby here crying on my way
to work. Don't say his name three times.
Speaker 15 (25:30):
Don't do it.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Don't say it. He might end up at after show,
he'll show up. Don't do it. And the bullets in
the chamber.
Speaker 14 (25:37):
Yeah, dead, totally got it, totally dead, kid, stay Golden Goldman.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
I don't know for Goldman, just more of a more
of a bronze. Look at dirty Penny. That's more like
what we are, Dirty Penny. I don't say we're Goldman
than all bro. There's yeah, yeah weird. If you're wicked too.
It's a good good never taste good.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Hey, uh, I like that?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
You I mean both of us, you know last week
with stuff of boss and you know us sort of
being out of our.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Regular schedule for the weed. There's a lot of people
that I you know, I.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Had to get messages from and respond to, like on
social media, like a few days late, and uh, Bob
was combing through his d MS from last week and
sent me the clip here for the show. And it's
just called stump Humper. Okay, I had a stump humper
(26:47):
in the DMS. Man, you got to bring it to
the show? Yeah, yeah, right, Should I just hit the
intro right now because I know where this is going, right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Let's who's ready for an educational adventure in nature.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Animals decided to make sweet love and share their beautiful
song with the world. It's time for animal mating noises
with Mikey and Bob just love turtle mating.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
It's the best. It's the best animal mating noise on
the planet. Over the years, I've seen a lot of
turtle mating. Right, what I've seen. I've seen turtle on turtles,
seen a turtle hump.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Uhoe, medium sized turtles.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yep, I've seen it all. Then the stump appeared in
my d MS.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Okay, It's like it's like a little tree stump and
the turtle things like maybe this is this seems to
be another turtle, you know, and it's uh hardwood. What
size turtle? Would you say? It's medium sized turtle. Yeah,
medium sized turtle. Okay, you don't have Molly.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
What do you have?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Okay Molly? By the way, is the female turtle? What
do you got?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
So this guy who owns the turtles says to the
male turtle, because Mollie the male turtles over in the distance.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah, yeah, you ain't got Molly. What do you got? Well,
he's got a tree stump.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
You don't have Molly? What do you have?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Heard?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
By the way, you can hear the turtle after he
says you don't have Molly and you here like, listen, listen, listen,
you don't have Molly?
Speaker 6 (28:20):
What do you have?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Turtle's already going stump stump. Damn still don't have Molly?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
What do you have?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
A stump? Damn sir, damn son? He respect respect, damn son.
I was not aware of your game. Respect. Yeah, big
respect there, Yeah, damn so damn so.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Huh uh huh again, if you're just waking up tuning
into the show where we're listening to a turtle hump
of tree.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Stump, right now.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
That one had like a ram pump and he that
was a turtle fart before that pumper. Damn that one
came from down.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Shorter that one.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
All right now, he's trying to show him a shorter
tree stump, like, hey, can you just let leave your
turtle alone here?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Do what's gonna do? All right? He center, good work, Molly,
I don't work.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Good work, Molly. Though he said good work to the
female turtle had nothing.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
To do with it.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Damn thumb is his poor turtle.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Damn Son's over here humping damn tree stump.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Kiss.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Taylor Swift is gonna be on The Late Show with
Stephen Colbert tomorrow to promote UH The End of an Era.
Of course, her docuseries is coming out this Friday. Are
the first episodes UH streaming event for the Era's tour.
Six episode docuseries, The End of an Era streams exclusively
on Disney Plus beginning this Friday. All right, let's get
(30:20):
some more your uh your talkback messages here. We've had
a lot of people already entering for Steelers tickets. Steelers
will take on the Miami Dolphins Monday night at Acro. Sure,
this is a big game. The Dolphins are oh god
hate teams with this record six six and seven.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
So yeah, n.
Speaker 16 (30:43):
So, like.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
They're just good enough to beat the Steelers, right, Like,
I mean, they're not a bad I'm so scared.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I'm so scared. They're not a bad team. Scared every game.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
No, but uh, but if if the Dolphins come up
here and be us on Monday night football, you know,
one of the only game Steeler fans will not be Okay,
you know, I want to just take it back to
the beginning of the season. If you told me week
fifteen Steelers are in first place in the AFC North, Yeah,
Aaron Rodgers is still healthy, Yeah, Jalen Warren still healthy,
(31:20):
Cam and TJ are still healthy, I'd be like, yeah,
we'd all sign up for that, right, right.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
That's where we are, right, Yeah, for some reason, you're right.
Not no, you're right. But if you don't have told
me in training camp.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
That that's where we'd be at week fifteen, first in
the AFC North.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I think a lot of people would take it. Are
we just spoiled? Yes, yeah, we're spoiled.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
You know what that Monday night football game is too, right,
don't say it's the game that, Uh, I mean Ben'll
be on the field.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Oh boy, all right, what it's the game that BEng
goes in the Hall and Honor? No, oh my gosh,
he's gonna be in the building. Yeah yeah, yeah, Ben Poncy,
Oh boy.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
So I mean Pouncy can't do it anymore. He's lost
like one hundred and fifty pounds since his playing days. However,
Ben still got a little little gunpowder left in that rocket.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Joey Porter is gonna be there too. Oh man, that's
all right.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Never mind, we ain't losing Monday. We ain't losing Monday.
So those dudes are gonna come out for the Hall
of Honor. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure one of them will
lead the terrible towel twirl.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, or fund all of them. You know, they can't
lose that game, right, telling you you lose that game?
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Ben?
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Ben is stretching on the sideline. Yeah, don't let Ben
in the locker room. He will steal Will Hard's jersey.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
He will. He's gonna steal it and put it on.
Ben comes out a halftime into Will howard jersey.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Aaron Rodgers goes down, Mason Rudolph throws a pick, then
all of a sudden, Hey, will you know what get
in there all the sudden.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Will's a little you know, he's not too quick running
out there.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Well, Hard's a little thicker, a little slower, couple steps slower.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Hey, Ben's gonna get in his game on Monday by
all means necessary.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
All you got to do to try to win some
Steelers tickets for Monday Night's Monday Night's game is send
us a talkback passage. Why you want to be a
Steeler Sanna for somebody? You know it's a season of
giving right now. I'm sure you have somebody in your
life you want to take to a Steelers game.
Speaker 17 (33:29):
Some boys Cody from Johnstown here, Hey, I earned win
the Steelers tickets. I know most people want to take
their wife or kids, their significant other. Here's what I
want to do. I want to take crazy Italian guy.
That would be one hell of a time. Jesus, hear
us yelling within a four block radius of the stadium.
Oh my god, there'll be one heck of a time.
Let's go Steelers, sell team.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Now, natean crazy Italian guy, who of course has been
a friend of our show for you know, long time.
Now absolutely loves the Steelers, loves Pittsburgh. No fair weatherness.
We can't have meta Steeler games? Did I feel like
too much power? He has a like game day routine
(34:12):
he does. Yeah, it goes to his parents. And once
you see the spread that his mom makes, you wouldn't
want to go outside and sit in the cold either.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, I don't think so. I think you're not going
to get him there. Let's get to another one here, hi, boys.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
So I'm gonna put my hat in the ring for
the Steeler Santa because my seven year old played football
this year for like school, and because of that, he
got really into watching NFL football. Yeah, and he has
been begging me to take him to a Steelers game,
begging me left and right, and he's like, come on, mom,
I want to go.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
I want to go.
Speaker 6 (34:43):
I want to go.
Speaker 7 (34:43):
I'd be the greatest mom ever if I took him
to a Steelers game. So I want to be a
Steeler Sham.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
He's only seven years old. He don't know pain yet,
best mom ever.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Take him outside on Monday and have him sit there
for the entire game versus the Dolphins, and he's gonna
feel pain.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Then he's going to be a real Stellar fan, him.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Mikey, and Bob. This is Nicole the blue hair bus driver.
I want to throw my hat into the ring.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
For the Hey, first of all, why are we throwing
hats in rings? It's back to back hats in the rings.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
A lot of hats. I need you to look that up.
Why do we throw it? Say? Yeah, where was the ring?
And why were we throwing hats into the ring?
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Steeler tickets for Monday Night. Yeah, my husband's birthday is
on Friday and it's the Big five. Oh, oh my gosh. Hey,
Unfortunately money's been a little bit tight this year. I
would really like to fifty give him some Steelers tickets
for his fiftieth birthday. Thanks guys.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Oh my gosh, fifty years old. Wants to take husband
there Stellar game. That's a good one, right there. I'll
get to one more here it's running.
Speaker 18 (35:51):
Hey, I'm just submitting to be my mom's Steeler Santa.
She's been a lifelong Steelers fan, and her and I
have never gone to a game. I don't think she's
ever been to a game. I don't think it'll ever
be in our budget to go to a game, So
being her Steelers Sanda would be pretty kick ass. I
think it'd be really awesome to watch them cream the dolphins.
(36:12):
Here we go, Steelers the dogs cream?
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Mom?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
What in the coreo O'Connors happened here? Merry Christmas?
Speaker 8 (36:29):
Mom?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Dude, we gotta calm down, man, we are Uh I
got a hat in the ring? Answer? Okay, all right?
Why do we say I want to throw my hat
in the ring? What is it from?
Speaker 3 (36:48):
When boxing mattress first started the nineteenth century? Okay, to
challenge someone, the current fighter would be in the ring
and somebody would have to physically toss their hat into
the ring, the signal they were ready to fight her
wanted to fight them.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Well, that's sort of dumb crap. What are we doing
back then?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Then Teddy Roosevelt used it to declare its presidential bid.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Once Teddy did it, culture yeah in the ring? Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Can you imagine, like, uh, just a giant boxer standing
in the middle of the ring, like I will fight
anybody in here, and then somebody takes their hat off
and it's just like throws their silly hat.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
It's going to be me, you know, It's like a
dirty hat throws it in the ring. Just yes, that's
that's right. Hat in the ring, right.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Teddy Roosevelt creaming the Dolphins. Then in the Will Howard Jersey.
A lot of possibilities going on first Steeler game on
Monday night. You can enter through the free iHeartRadio app.
Tell us why you want to be a Steeler Santa
for somebody his holiday season.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
It's this Morning Free Joe, Mikey and Bob.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
It is Mikey and Bob the ninety six one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. Still a couple of ways that you
can support Stuff of Us and the Marines Toys for
Tots through this Sunday, December fourteenth.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Stop out at a burgatory.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
They're still selling our Mikey and Bob snickerdoodle shakes for
Stuff a Boss. Those are delicious. You can get that
with or without alcohol. And then of course our ninety
six to one Kiss Stuff a Boss brew from dough
Daddy Brewery now available in uh Gibsonia there in all
Caliente Pizza and Draft house locations. Thank you to everybody.
(38:33):
We each had a case dropped off to us yesterday.
That's more beer than I need for the holiday season,
but oh well, I gifted it to the woman who
came out and unlocked my car yesterday because I couldn't
get inside my car. I'm like, hey, you want some
beer too? Yep, dude, When you can get somebody beer
and they don't expect it, that's a special moment right there.
You think when she had to go back to the
(38:55):
headquarters she had to explain that she was gifted beer,
like yeah, like maybe ah'm the best tip to give.
I gave her fifteen bucks too, so I know. But
like she had to go back to work with the beer.
I don't have to tell your boss that you got
beer from somebody.
Speaker 18 (39:11):
You know.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
There's a lot of things that I got out. It's
stuff of us that we didn't tell our boss about.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
All right, Well, drinkets get to this talkback message here,
brought to us by the Pavement Group.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
This is Robert again.
Speaker 9 (39:24):
Robert, congrats on our ero stuff up us.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (39:27):
I just got a question for Bob about his meat bucket.
Oh yeah, he has some over the weekend or is
he saving it for renter or break?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
That's a good question, Robert. We appreciate you being part
of the show. Bud.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Yeah, somebody brought Bob a big blue Lows bucket to
put his meat in.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Because door my meat Bob acquired sixteen feet of summer sausage.
It was tough of us.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
It was a total of sixteen feet. And uh well, Robert,
I'm a meat hon, I'm a sausage hon. Okay, I
have started dabbling in the meats. How many feet you
got left? I'm probably a foot through. It's still got
fifteen feet meat. All right, if you need a buddy
to come over your holiday break and eat meat for you,
(40:12):
eat your meat. Or if my car breaks down, I
can just tip the lady that comes out to fix
it with a three foot log of meat. We should
call her. We should go out in the parking lot caller, Hey,
come back, come back my buddy's car. We can't get
into it. All right, let's get to another talkback message here.
Speaker 19 (40:30):
It's Andrew from Flavortown. First of all, I just wanted
to say thanks for meeting with me and my son. Yeah,
last Monday during stuff a bus He loved it or usual.
You guys are great the best, Andrew. But more pressing
matters now, I think that we need to bring back
Jeff's nuts roasting on an open fire.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Can you play it all right. Yeah, you know it's
the season. Yeah, we can tis the season.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
This was a talkback message we got from our good
friend Dawn from Trafford Morning.
Speaker 20 (41:00):
My can big Bob. This is John from Trafford. I
just wanted to let you know when I listened to
the Christmas song Chestnuts Roasting on an open fire.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Everybody knows that song, right, It's actually called the Christmas
song cheers Nuts Roasting on an open fire.
Speaker 20 (41:17):
I hear Jeff's nuts.
Speaker 6 (41:19):
That's my husband, Jeff.
Speaker 20 (41:21):
He gets not at me every year because Tom, but
I just hear that. So next time you listen to
that song, listen for Jeff's nuts. Thanks, guys, have a
great day, Love you.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Don's for Jeff's nuts Christmas. Her husband's name is Jeff,
all right, I got.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
I think I think the most popular version of that
is with Nat king Cole. Right, so let's listen to
uh the Christmas song Chestnuts Roasting on an open fire
by Nat king Cole.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Let's hear the very beginning. Does it sound like chest
nuts or Jeff's nuts chest nuts on an open file?
Speaker 3 (42:03):
I don't think Nat king Cole was calling for Jeff's nuts.
That sounded like chestnuts to me. But it sounded like
he said they're roasting on an open file, not a fire.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Right like Lisabe chest nuts. Like, that's not Jeff's nuts,
that's clear chestnuts.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Back in time, I heard it sounds tomorrow Jeff nuts. O, man,
it did. Maybe Nat king Cole was singing Jeff's nuts
the whole time. But listen, it sounds like he says file.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Roasting on an open file, like well, open files. It
sounds like open.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Let's let's let's hear what Celine Dion has for us.
Do you think she goes chestnuts or Jeff's nuts? Chestnuts?
Speaker 11 (42:48):
Right there?
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Let's hear what bou Blaze got. You got chestnuts, Jef's nuts, chest.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Nuts roosting an open file.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Oh that was a good fire there.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Boo Blay give me the start of Blue Blade played
Blue Blay, Blue Black Bloo black against just snuts. I know, man,
jeff snuts or chestnuts, just snuts. No, that sounds like
chess chafts. He got the chest hold on, I got
one more. I got Luther Van Dross.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Oh man, he's so smooth. God, you think he's roasting
Jeff nuts?
Speaker 6 (43:22):
Man?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Luther Vandross singing the Christmas song. Oh this is different.
Luther Vandross played no games. Oh, man draws chestnut. All right,
(43:49):
he's got just nuts, He's got Luther's got jumps nuts.
All right, listen. Usually we wait, Usually we wait to
the end of the show to name the podcast. I
think I got the name of our podcast today.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Luther Vandross's roasted Jeff's.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Nuts an open fire.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Oh, just make the Mikey and Bob podcast.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
By the way, I have no by the way, I
don't know what I was gonna say.
Speaker 8 (44:29):
I thought there was a by the way, there there
was no by the way, screams of Mikey and Bob
podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.
Now whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
But if you're listening on our free iHeartRadio app, you
can hit that little talkback microphone send us a message.
You can send us a message about previous shows, the
latest show, something you want us to cover on the show.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Let us know where you're listening from. Two. Oh yeah,
that's fun too, right, people of random places.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Yeah, I hit that little talkback microphone and you can
send us a message and maybe.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
You'll make the show. We can dance.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
We could dance on that.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Mike you Bob, It's ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
Hey me, how about a little bit of lessco pins.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
Made depends at home tonight taking on the ducks. It's
Pride Night tonight. Yea our friend Jess who runs the
Instagram account Happy Little Canvases. She makes so many cool
Pittsburgh things stickers. She made us stuff a Bus stickers
this year and was out there last Monday at stuff
(45:42):
Abus handing them out.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
She made the Penguins Pride jerseys. So if you go
through her Instagram.
Speaker 3 (45:47):
Account Happy Little Canvases, you can buy tickets to tonight's
game and get yourself one of her Pride jerseys that
she designed.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Her night to Shine. Yeah it's pretty sweet. Yeah, pretty sweet.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
There's always things that are happening, Bob in the city
that might not make the news, might not make you know,
websites and things like that, but they make the Pittsburgh
Police Scanner. And there's been a couple of people who
for years now have been listening to the Pittsburgh Police
Scanner uh, and just reporting on things. They got their
own website pg H dash scanner dot com. Huh they
(46:21):
sell mercha. Oh my goodness, you are right. All coffee?
Speaker 2 (46:27):
You good? It's nothing. It's not the stuff of bus
thickness kicking in? Is that was the wrong pipe situation?
Speaker 3 (46:38):
Checking with the Pittsburgh Police scanner find out what's happening
around our city Oakland Forbes f callers apparently walking through
a construction site and the workers are going at him.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
The caller thinks the construction.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
Workers are being rude. I mean they're not like cat
calling or anything like what are you doing on her?
They probably just don't want the person to die?
Speaker 6 (47:02):
That is it too?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
You know, hey, get out of here.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Safety first. There's steel beam flying around. Ah, they're yelling
at me all the construction.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Yeah, they're yelling at you because you're in the zone.
You're in the construction zone. Don't have proper equipment on.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Also happening, excuse me, Procline callers said it looks like
two dudes with crossbows are trying to set up a
deer stand in the woods near Pioneer School.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
Just can we get a little farther outside the city for.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
The first time hunting. What's going on here? You know,
should not be able to see you from school. You're
not hiding good from the deer. There are people like dude,
you know what I learned about deer?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (47:53):
And this blew my mind. You know, hunters are always
wearing like bright orange safety orange. I always thought, and
this is part of it, that it was for safety
so other hunters would see you.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
And not shoot you. Yeah, deer can't see bright orange.
What dude, it's like you're invisible. Dude, looking up right now? No,
look it up right now.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
That's looking up right. I got one more here, but
look it up Lawrenceville, Butler Street. Caller says that kids
are outside playing with laser pointers. Caller doesn't like it.
But the outdoor cats are in heaven. Oh dude, cats
in streak wild. That's that's my that's my that's good
(48:40):
trouble right there. You know that just had a little fun.
That's nothing wrong with that. The outdoor cats, neighborhood cats. Hey,
I've probably never seen a laser pointer before. That's for
indoor cats. You know, how the hell do how don't
do you see bright orange?
Speaker 2 (48:59):
That's one of today I learned things. Yeah, God never
knew that. Mind blown. Right, they're like blind orange. I
wonder if I thought it's like so you don't get
get changed out there or something like that.
Speaker 8 (49:12):
You know.
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She's Chris amazing. She's back in her power position. Yep.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Over the past seven holiday seasons, she's uh been number one.
It's just this is her season. She unfreezes and man,
Christmas music crazy, like after Thanksgiving, it just takes over.
It's like all people want to hear for the most part,
right takes over. Yeah, you should see the ratings on
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SYNCD up there though. It's just like, hey, we love
Mikey and Bob. And also here's the O'Reilly Auto Parts jingles.
No explanation, just need to sing it. Also here let
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Speaker 2 (51:26):
Let's get to a let's get to another talkback message here,
Hi Mikey, Hi Bob, missus popperfish girl Ice checking in
hope you're doing okay after stuff A bus.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
Yeah, how are we doing after stuff a bus, Bob,
Because usually the week after our stuff a bus toy drive,
which of course was last week. You can't help this
stuff eighty six buses for the marine, storys for tots.
Usually this is when we start getting sick. Are you okay?
I feel pretty good? Me too, Yeah, I feel pretty good.
I think we beat it this year. Oh, dude, you're
(51:57):
taking a victory lapper. No, no, oh, we gotta get
through Wednesday. We gotta get through tomorrow. If we get
through tomorrow, then I feel like maybe we've eaten stuff
about sickness this year. But have you been sick after
every stuff of us like our holiday break since twenty nineteen?
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (52:14):
Yeah, and I've been sick for a couple of those too.
I was really sick last year. And yeah, usually we
get pretty sick after stuff bus Bob has had a hand,
foot and mouth disease before, which was crazy. I didn't
even know he could get that in his adult but
ended up in the hospital last year.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Yeah, yeah, bad, it was bad. It was something you
don't want to be in the hospital. Dude. You know
what the infection, you know what it might be there?
Du you might You might have eaten so much meat.
You think I'm protected by meat. I think you might be.
Speaker 3 (52:47):
So many people brought you summer sausage. You got sixteen
feet of summer sausage. Maybe did a meat shield out there.
Maybe I was swinging my meat shield keeping the sickness
stuff abus flu when you're playing like a video game
and you got like, uh, you know, you got like
the bubble around you. Nobody, that might be what summer
(53:10):
sausage did to you. Man, I think the meat powers
me out.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
It might be, might be.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
And I wanted to share one of the biggest blasphemous
occurrences of my life.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
Okay, all right, bad? What is that back up here?
Speaker 3 (53:23):
Somebody has had a bad experience somewhere, somebody in most
blasphemous occurrence of their life.
Speaker 2 (53:30):
This is serious. All hands on deck here.
Speaker 5 (53:33):
That might be a little dramatic, but.
Speaker 2 (53:35):
Okay, it was a little dramatic. But I was just
an eaton park and they were out of ranch dressing.
Jesus good, don'nah, how I feel very shaken out? What
are your thoughts?
Speaker 3 (53:47):
Bye, Here's what I think about that. I didn't know
they could run out of ranch. I didn't think so either.
I thought there was like a ranch cow in the
back at every eating park that they milk right, grab.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
The teat and it's a ranch teat with teat right. Yeah, yeah,
a couple of tugs. Well square, never show me how
you tug it, I mean why not? Best friend got
to show you that. You get me under the cow.
You ever you ever milked a cow?
Speaker 6 (54:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Yeah? When did you milk? Aid trip? Field trip?
Speaker 1 (54:15):
I never knew this?
Speaker 2 (54:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (54:17):
Yeah, oh, I think it was elementary school. Yeah, because
we didn't go to the same elementary school. We joined
forces in uh. I mean we knew each other in
elementary school through Little League Baseball, but we didn't join
Forest is still uh like junior high. They let all
the kids tug tug the teats, some better than others.
I think my meaty pause at a young age gave
(54:38):
me an advantage because I got a good squirt out
of that cow have like adult sized hands. Yeah, that
cow respected me. That cow on the field trip with
farmers respected me too. The cow the cow had all
the kids. The cow is just like, no, let's see,
they ain't a tug. And then little Bobby comes up
with it.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
He paused well, you know what grade with class you
were in or anything like that. I don't. It's probably
third or fourth grade though, oh yeah, third or fourth grade.
That wasn't me. I wasn't taking the field trip, dude.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
The only field trip I ever wanted to take was
mister Rogers, show me where the crans get made crayons.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
Sorry, crayons.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:24):
I always wanted to go, like once you see that episode,
mister Rogers and go to the cran the crayon factory.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Yeah, I wanted to go. I just when you see,
like I.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
For a certain like age group of us that grow
up with mister Rogers. Now, it wasn't even a kid
thing like I would go. Now, I'd love to go
to the cran factory. Now they should do adult tours
of the cran factory. Where I did mister Rogers ever
travel out of state to do anything? I feel like
(55:56):
you always liked mister Rogers did milk the cow before?
I believe, yeah, dud, because he went to you went
to Turners. I don't know if mister Rogers had his
paws on the cow, but somebody did over thereic Turners.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
Well at least showed him how to milk a cow,
you know.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
Yeah, where's a cran factory at I'm looking to see
where the Crayola factory is. Dude, they should do adult
tours of the Crayola factory where you can drink. You know.
That's the other side of the state, over by Philly.
Really they do something now called the Crayola Experience.
Speaker 2 (56:33):
Oh yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
It's not like the old school. They said they stopped
doing factory tours. Well, mister Rogers could get in anywhere. Yeah,
mister Rogers, I don't think he ever left Pennsylvania. I
feel like everything he was showing all the kids was
like local Pittsburgh or Pennsylvania. Mister Rogers ever traveled state lines.
Never cross state lines.
Speaker 1 (56:55):
Do something?
Speaker 3 (56:56):
Oh dambled in West Virginia, wild and wonderful down there?
The hell are we talking about? Oh yeah, she said
they ran out of eaton Park ranch, which isn't possible
because that means the Eaton Park Ranch cow is dry.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
I actually think it's the goat back there, the ranch goat.
I don't know, I feel like that was a good goat.
Speaker 3 (57:19):
Yeah, from the kitchen area. What the heck is that
we're trying to get the last bit of ranch, I
eat park goat back there. Oh man, you guys should
be able to tell we're going on holiday break real soon.
Speaker 8 (57:34):
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Mike and Bob. It's a ninety six to one kiss
morning Freak Show. Did you see? Paramount is trying to
uh by everybody's wrestling for this power.
Speaker 3 (58:25):
Instead of Netflix because Netflix said they were gonna give
h Warner Brothers what like seventy two billion.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
Yeah, yeah, and then Paramount.
Speaker 3 (58:36):
Swooped in and said, you know what, let's give you
a little bit like a hundred billion or something.
Speaker 2 (58:42):
It's something, it's not even really they do. They're all
fighting for the library.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
It's all just yeah, it's wrestling for the movie content
and you know, stuff they can put on their streamers
and whatever else. Doesn't seem good does it doesn't seem
like this is gonna benefit the consumers?
Speaker 2 (58:58):
Yeah, probably not great for all. ABC signed Jimmy Kimmel
to a one year contract extension. Man. Remember that whole
thing where he was like taking off the air. Yeah, yeah,
weird time, man. They came back a few months later
and it's like, okay, another year and then fifty.
Speaker 3 (59:18):
You know who executive produced the The Diddy documentary that
everybody seems to be watching on Netflix. Did you get
through all of it? If you watched the last episode yet?
I still watch four yet? Okay, I'm through. I'm through
three Okay, three episodes?
Speaker 2 (59:34):
Yeah, fourth, fourth episode ain't great either, None of it is.
Speaker 3 (59:38):
No, No, there isn't a point where watching that where
you're like, huh, did he not a bad dude? So
fifty cent didn't interview last week with Good Morning America,
which is on ABC, which is like a regular you know,
broadcast network, it's not cable or anything like that. And
somebody said that the reason fifty Cent did the interview
on Good Morning America on ABC was so that Diddy
(59:59):
could see it in prison, Like, I don't know, thinking
they only have three channels in prison, right on the
TV's in there, and he doubled down on it. By
the way, fifty Cent on Instagram lately just a complete menace,
Like he is just leaning into the hole, you know,
(01:00:20):
don't cross me.
Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Right, Yeah, he should be, he said, you know, it
said finding out fifty Cent agreed to do an interview
with ABC News only because it's one of the few
stations they're allowed to watch in prison. He's a menace,
fifty Cent wrote in the Instagram caption, I thought about it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
He also said about like his beef with Diddy, Uh said,
we even we haven't even had problems. They all say,
we've had beef for twenty years. But I hired both
of his sons for different projects, so I don't have
that energy toward him. And then, you know, I think
a lot of people were asking, like, why why did
fifty cent want to executive produce this? Why did he
(01:01:01):
want to be behind, you know, uncovering all this stuff
and talking to people that were close to Diddy in
this Netflix special and uh, fifty said, Uh, if someone's
not saying something, then you would assume everybody in hip
hop is okay with what's going on. And uh, he said,
you know, basically he didn't have an agenda and if
(01:01:25):
he did, the documentary would look very different.
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
See. I kind of agree with them on that because.
Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
I think it was more so like the actual producers
who put this together probably funded it. I'm sure fifty
Cent heard the stories over the years, yeah, and was
just like, yeah, I can do this. Well, there's probably
you know, there's a big difference when somebody just goes
to you like, hey, will you talk on the record
about Diddy, when it's fifty Cent calling you up, going hey,
(01:01:53):
I know you were part of bad Boy Records back
in the back in the day. Like we're doing this
whole thing. We already got this person, this person right
telling you. There's more people I want to hear from,
like people like Mary J. Blige and and Mace. I
want to hear from Jennifer Lopez. I want to hear
from that guy Farnsworth Bentley who used to just carrying
(01:02:14):
an umbrella around for Diddy and forgot all about I
want to hear that guy. Everybody hear about that guy
about that. What what a dad guy go through?
Speaker 13 (01:02:23):
Man?
Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
That guy definitely's probably got some traumas. Right, that was
a weird time in Diddy's life. He said. A dude
that would carry an umbrella around like open doors for
him and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Yeah, a servant nobody he would dance around in videos
and stuff too far.
Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Ye oh boy, where's that? You know what they need
to do? We need to follow up.
Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
It's got to be like that one weird week of
the year that's coming up, like after Christmas but before
New Year, where nobody does anything.
Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
A bonus episode. That's what we need, like a follow
up with with all that.
Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
So uh, but fifty Cent said, you know, the documentary
Diddy would have looked very different if he had like
a vendetta against him, because he said, I would have
focused on the fact that you're you're the only man
in jail for transporting male sex workers.
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
All right, Well, I don't need to do that because
you just said it.
Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
So uh.
Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Anybody in entertainment that's done wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Yeah, fifty is the keys now to Netflix, Like you're right,
they're going to green light anything that he wants to do.
Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
I agree to. I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
I think we're boss could be his own lane, Like, yes,
I think we're about to get fifty cent produced documentaries.
Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
You don't like how.
Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
YESPN does the thirty for thirty docuseries right, and it's
like all these I'm ready for Netflix to just be
in bed with fifty.
Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Cent and combine powers where you have you know, the
I mean rank in.
Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
Reach of Netflix production and like the people that he
has involved in the project, like the DTY project, Like
it's all really professional, like you said, it's not Yeah,
it's not like him throwing the Yeah, it's it's like
a professionally done series documentary. I just want to follow up, man,
I want to follow up, and I want to hear
from more people, like it's, uh, you know, if you
(01:04:07):
haven't watched you yet, definitely a good thing to be
and if you have some holiday break coming up and
uh in some time. But also it's it's just so disturbing.
And the crazy thing is it's like, did he's going
to get out of jail at some point?
Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Right? Like what happens then? Yeah? Like he's not.
Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
He only got sentenced to fifty months, was it? Yeah,
but he had time served and everything already. But yeah,
like it's never going back, Like the toothpaste is out
of the tube on this guy now, Like he's not
going to be dancing and commercials with like Martha Stewart
or anything and selling Sean John and just doing all
his rock.
Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
What's drink that you.
Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Know, Like somebody sees you in the in the club
now with the bottle of rock, They're like, hey, we're
not We're not. We're not doing that anymore. So if
you haven't seen it, obviously check it out. DIY documentary
on Netflix is Kiss Morning, Freak Show Mike You Bob,
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Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Mike and Big Bob.
Speaker 19 (01:05:39):
Hi, longtime listener, I've listened to you since you guys
came on the air.
Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Jeez wow, I just want to say, you guys are
the best.
Speaker 19 (01:05:50):
God bless and Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
We finally did it, dude, We've been on the air
for so long. We finally did it. Or the best.
Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
All right, let's get the sloth Pinky here she set
a message. Okay, we saw her last week out a
stuff a Bush.
Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
I love how we just have these wonderful people who
listen to our show, and we just know you buy
different names than your real name.
Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
It's just here's sloth Pinky.
Speaker 13 (01:06:15):
Hey, guys, it's Emily with sloth Pinky. First off, just
want to say thank you for everything you guys do
for Stuff a Bus. It's an honor to be able
to bring my daughter to give back to other kids.
I think that's a huge teaching moment that I get
to do with her every single year, and the other
parents get to do with their kids every year.
Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
I mean, we're parents too. This is what we've done
with our kids. They've grown up going to Stuff a
Bus too and given back to the marine storys for tots.
So yeah, when when parents bring when you bring your
kids out stuff bus, I think you're just you know,
you're starting them off for a good place, not knowing
that the holiday season is, you know, really about giving
back to as much as it is receiving.
Speaker 13 (01:06:54):
By teaching their kids young what it's likes to get
back to other kids and just other people in their community.
And second thing, Mikey, I have met Lewis Hambleton and
he's he's really nice boy.
Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Hold on one second.
Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
My favorite F one driver in all the world, Lewis Hamilton,
sla Emily Sloth, Pinky's met Lewis Hamilton before.
Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 13 (01:07:12):
I know they usually say that you never want to
meet your your favorite famous person, but he was super nice.
I'm not that into F one. I think it's pretty cool,
but I went to the race Slash year in Vegas.
I got to be in the paddock and I met
him and a lot of the other racers. But he
was really, really nice, super nice.
Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
In the Paddick's like the garage area. Nobody gets to
go in the Paddick, oh Man.
Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Emily Sloth, Pinky got I think he was in Vegas, Paddock,
Oh my god, got to meet your favorite that's pretty sweet.
Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
People always say like, don't meet your heroes you know,
or don't meet like people you really look up to,
because they'll just disappoint you. I don't know, like we
always say, like Taylor Swift's really that nice in person
at cheering and Selena Gomez those are a top three,
like super nice. Yeah, even better than we thought. I
(01:08:05):
think on a inter level, you can catch a Steeler
on a bad day and have a.
Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Bad experience, all right. Yeah, yeah, well that's that's true too.
Speaker 22 (01:08:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
When it comes to Yen celebrities though, like Pittsburgh celebrities,
I don't know if I've ever like wanted to meet
somebody that like disappointed me where I.
Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Was like they were.
Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Maybe that's just the niceness of Pittsburgh. Everybody's lived up
to it.
Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
I remember when we were like interns and radio. I
got to meet Joey McIntyre from New Kids on the Block.
Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Are you are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
Was I not there? Something I was with a listener
that was like a winner and got to go meet
Joey McIntyre and he was just.
Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
A awful, horrible d bag.
Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Maybe it was just maybe he was having a bad day.
But I was trying to think of, like, man, where's
my experience where I'm just like this person? Just like, man,
I remember the girl that won, was like so excited. Yeah,
no to me, one of the new kids, don't. I
hope my wife Jamie's not listening. Joey McIntyre was her
(01:09:17):
favorite new Kids on the Block member growing up didn't
live up to the hype. Oh maybe it was just
a bad day. Can you really ever have a bad day?
Donnie Wahlberg would it never?
Speaker 8 (01:09:29):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
He never sing I'm Young Mom podcast. I would get
naked for jelly donut?
Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Okay, So if I go get you a jelly donut
right now, you're just gonna get naked in the studio.
Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
You're just taking like, what donut's worth getting naked for
jelly donut? No way like jelly donut.
Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
No, No one donut is worth getting naked over a
dozen donuts.
Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
I'll show you a little peak for a dozen.
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Stream the Micy and Bob Podcast on iHeart Radio or
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Mike and Bob.
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It's a ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show
coming up next on the show. We've been waiting for this,
and it's about that time of the holiday season. Our
guy Mark listens to the show a lot and sort
of takes stock of things that we talk about and
things that you know are mentioned on the show, things
that are part of the show from over the years,
and then he sings us twelve Days of Mikey and Bob,
(01:10:24):
just like Twelve Days of Christmas. We have no input,
no help, We don't even know what he's gonna think about.
It's awesome. It's the best every year. It's awesome. So
twelve Days of Mikey and Bob premiere's coming up next
year on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Right now, though,
I'd like to talk about another thing that I randomly
learned today about cruise ships, because Bob was over here
(01:10:45):
and I don't know how this got started at like
off the air, but Bob and his family you're cruise shippers, right,
you guys gone, yeah, many cruises now?
Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Yeah? Yeahs before I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
Want to no thanks, I don't want to be on
a boat with a bunch of people and everything like that.
I'm very Uh, it's the best way to vacation, dude,
No it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Yeah it is. No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Just sitting me on a beach away from everybody. That's
the best way to make stop and you get a
new adventure. Like I don't want to I just want
to rest and relax. I don't want But then Bob
is over here watching what he calls washy washy videos.
Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
By my timeline just.
Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
Started feeding me cruise stuff, washy washy videos, and I,
of course, when Bob's like I'm over here watching washy
washy videos, I'm like.
Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
What what is that?
Speaker 22 (01:11:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
No, washy washy, No, yummy yummy.
Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Okay, can you explain this because you just started you
just started sending me videos of people singing about washy
washy on cruise ships.
Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Washy washy, washy washy. It's fantastic.
Speaker 6 (01:11:58):
No was he?
Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
No?
Speaker 19 (01:11:59):
You?
Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Okay, what is happening here?
Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
Every cruise ship I've ever been on, I've never heard
of this before outside of the main like dining buffet area. Yeah,
that like is the you know, the hub of the
ship that everybody unless you're eating at a restaurant or
whatever you go to to eat, grab a snack or whatever,
they have a washy washy person outside, and I feel
like it's turned into some type of contest where there's
(01:12:32):
washy washy performances for everybody. It's it's one of the
most magical things of cruises. A lot of Filipino people
mister washy washy. On the last cruise I was on,
the cruise to Alaska had a mister Washy Washy on it,
sash and everything.
Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
A sash that said mister washy washing.
Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
They're like cruise ship celebrities. No, I'm serious. Every cruise
ship has a washy washy here.
Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
This is true. This is such a blind spot for
me right now when you.
Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
Are talking about this. No washy washy, no yummy yummy. Okay,
So rules are the rule. It's a performer outside of
the buffet that is basically singing in putting on a
performance to tell everybody they need to wash their hands.
Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Yeah, So not to spread germs on the cruise ship
because once somebody gets.
Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Diarrhea at all, is spreads, right, it spreads quick.
Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
Then they're in the hotel, then they're in the pool,
and then all of a sudden Ria is running wild. Okay,
that's where mister washy washy steps in, okay, or missus
washing or yeah, a hero of the boat needs or
do they them washing?
Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
It could yeah yeah, yeah the.
Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Washing international too, like they could be from the coolest
thing about cruise ships too, is like the workers on
the cruise ships come from every country, yeah in the world.
I mean there's a lot from the US. Yeah, And
everybody has their name tag on and what country or
what city they're from. So like if you get the
same server every night at dinner, like I learned about
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Ecuador and stuff the last cruise we were on because
our server was from Ecuador and they told us like
their life story over the week. So mister washy washy
man or missus washy washy or the washy crew. Sometimes
there's multiple There could be like a washywathy band. Set
up a band where people are playing guitar, wash your hands, cambourine,
(01:14:18):
washy washy yummy. It is cruise ship celebrities. I had
no clue.
Speaker 21 (01:14:25):
Wash washy, washy happy happy.
Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Happy, Oh my gosh, just washy, washy happy heavy. It's
the best. I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
I want to go on a cruise now, dude, I
learned two things on the show today. Every cruise ship
it appears has a a washy, washy crew, a washy
wash not band if not banned that gets you happy
to wash your hands before you eat. And deer can't
see bright orange? What the hell I thought it was
just out there.
Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
For hunter safety A lot shy, washy, bright orange Deer.
Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
And coming up next, we'll get to the Twelve Days
of Mikey and Bob, just like the Twelve Days of Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
I'm excited for this. We do this every year.
Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
Our guy Mark with the Twelve Days of Mikey and
Bob coming up next on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Washy, washy, yummy, Yummy.
It's Mikey and Bob, Mike and Bob. It's a ninety
six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. We look forward to
this every year. We have a wonderful listener of the show.
His name is Mark. And every year after we do
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our stuff with us Toy Drive, before we take our
holiday break, we hear from Mark and he puts together
a twelve days.
Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Of Mikey and Bob like a Twelve Days of Christmas. Mark.
Speaker 6 (01:15:55):
Yeah, Hello, This is beyond Paul calling with a collect
call Mikey and Bob. It seems we have the delivery
of a twelve days of Mikey and Bob Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
It's time, Mark. We have been looking forward to this
like for the past month or so.
Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
Once once it's stuff with us time, we know that
twelve days of Mikey and Bob is not too far away.
Speaker 6 (01:16:21):
Wow, jingle dolls and hoo hell o ho.
Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
All right, So Mark calls us every year and he
listens to the show and then he gives us a
twelve days of Mikey and Bob every year.
Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Mark, are you ready to go here? We're excited for
this year's twelve days of Mikey and Bob.
Speaker 6 (01:16:36):
On the first day of Christmas, Mikey and Bob day
to me a dream of butt bops naked, but she
starting raw. On the second day, Chris, Mikey Bob gave
to me two granny flushing and a dream of buck
Bogs naked but gee. On the third day of Chriss,
(01:16:59):
Mikey Bob gave to me three hot crotch warnings, two
granny flushes, and a dream of buttpogs naked but gee.
On the fourth day of Chris, Miss Mikey Bob gave
to me four farting animals, wore hot crutch warnings, two
granny flushes, and a dream of botlogs naked but geez.
(01:17:20):
On the fifth day of Chris, Miss Mikey Bob gave
to me five calls to sell the tea four farting animal,
three hot crutch warning, two granny flashes, and a dream
of black buss naked but gee. On the sixth day
of Chris, Miss Mikey Bob gave to me six blue
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footed boobies, five to sell the team thing, four farting animal,
three hot crutch warnings, two granny flashes, and a dream
of bat bogs naked butt cheeks. On the seventh day
of Chris, Miss Mickey Bob gave to me seven secret skills,
six five calls to seal the team, four farming animals,
(01:18:08):
three hot crutch wanting, two granny flushes, and they dream
of butt pups naked but cheez. On the a day
of Chris, Miss monkey Bob gave to me eight illegal hedgehog,
seven supred skills, six foot booby, five calls to seal
the four fing animals, three hot, crutch warnings, two granny flushes,
(01:18:32):
and they dreamer buttbus naked but cheez. On the nice
day of Christmas, Monkey Bob gave to me nine cats
from Mikey Yeah, eight illegal hedgecogs, hedgehog, seven secret skills,
six foo foo their booby, five calls to seal more animals,
three five crutch wanting, three granny flesh, and they dream
(01:18:55):
my buttpups naked but geeze. On the same day of Christmas,
Mikey Ball gave to me ten busses for stuff in.
Nine cats from Mikey eighty illegal hedgehog, seven secret skills,
six blue footed boobies, five calls, three crutch warning, two
(01:19:15):
granny flushes, then the dreamer but busnaked but geez. On
the eleventh day of Chris, Miss Mikey Mob gave to
me eleven missing cookies and nine catcher Mikey eighty illegal hedgehogs,
seven secret skills, six blot footed boobies, five calls to sell,
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thirty four farting animal, three crutch warnings, two granny flushes,
and the dream of buck buck making. But geez.
Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
There we go.
Speaker 6 (01:19:46):
On the twelfth day of Chris, Miss Mikey Bob gave
to me twelve Porch, Goose Hops, Wow, Cookie Busses and
Stuff and nine Catcher Mikey eight I Legal Hedge Hedgehog seven,
Secret Skill, six Weeks Footed Booby by Sell, the Team,
(01:20:07):
The Team Jordy four Parting Animals, three Hot Crossing, two
Grammy Flashes and Dream of bomb Blobs.
Speaker 15 (01:20:16):
Day, Jesus, Amazing, Wow, amazing.
Speaker 6 (01:20:26):
Once again, Mark, you guys make it happen.
Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
I don't know what we make. Happy Holidays. Something's happening here.
I guess yeah, Happy Holidays. Mark, Thank you for always
thinking of us and doing this every year.
Speaker 6 (01:20:37):
Guys, You're awesome. Happy Holidays.
Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Six one.
Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
It's gonna be cloudy today, highs in the upper thirties,
wintery mix coming overnight. It's Mikey and Bob the ninety
six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. You're Oddly shaped, buddies.
Let's get to another talkback message here download our free
iHeartRadio Appens where you can get in touch with the show.
Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Just hit the talkback microphone.
Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
If you're a Mikey Bob podcast listener, or if you're
just streaming ninety six to one Kiss, be part of
the show.
Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Talk about messages brought to us by One Team Media.
Speaker 23 (01:21:07):
Hey guys, this is Brittany down in Florida. I was
just wondering when we should expect Bob's July QBC purchases
to be arriving. Whoa, I feel like those are going
to go great with all of his stats.
Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
Okay, sweets and meats now, oh ho ho.
Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
There is a lot of Bob summer sausage at Stufflebus
or Yearly Toy Drive. Last week he got sixteen feet
of summer sausage. Okay, yeah, and that would pair good
with whatever Bob got from QBC. Now, let me explain
Bob loves watching Christmas in July. Who just started on
QBC during like the pandemic. Yeah, I was watching QBC.
(01:21:50):
That's a sad time right there looking back. Yeah, yeah,
one hundred percent started a problem too for you. Christmas
in July.
Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
David on QBC does a Christmas in July special.
Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
That's your guy, David on QVC man every year and
you think, okay, Christmas in July, it's a gimmick. No,
you buy the things in July go on their little
QBC quick pay, so you're paying like a couple bucks
a month.
Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Yeah, sure, and.
Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Then the things you buy in July show up randomly
mid December at your house and it's such.
Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
A great treat because you completely forgot about it.
Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
You would probably forget about it if listeners didn't remind
us every year now, But what do you remember what
you even bought for yourself in July over the years.
I bought the it's Missus Princibles. Is the apples? I
bought the apples? Missus Princibles I bought I believe it
was chocolate like covered cookies, Missus Princibles. I feel like
(01:22:54):
I've only dabbled into Missus printables.
Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Whoever she is?
Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
What an amazing woman, right, beautiful woman? Okay, a lovely lady.
Do you not remember what you ordered this year? I
think I only got pretzels this year. Like they're chocolate
and caramel dipped pretzels, so it's like a pretzel rod. Yeah,
but it's dipped in caramel first and then there's a
layer of chocolate that goes over the top.
Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
And they decorate them all up. Dude, Sweet and meat
to coming, ho ho ho, what a season?
Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
Sweet to meat Christmas in July on GUVC, Oh my god,
always delivers QBC.
Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
David sent me his rod. Let's get to another one here.
Speaker 24 (01:23:33):
Hey, Mikey and Bob, this is uh Rudolph the when
you met at stuff a bus. Well we've already met.
Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
Hey, all right, Rudolph, we bet you plenty of times.
He's yeah, he's a guy and one to drink of
the monster. Yeah, Thursday night he was out at stuff
bus last weekend, and Friday morning he was a stuff
bus und pounding a big green monster Friday morning. Uh,
just a couple of days ago on it's stuff bus,
six buses and all that for toys for tots. Thank
(01:24:02):
you to everybody. Rudolph guy in a Rudolph costume. Right
Friday morning, we're like waiting for the build up here.
Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
It's like it's like seven o'clock in the morning. Rudolph
told us he has to go to work at like
nine thirty. So he's out in the parking lot by himself.
But he's got the head off and he's just drinking
a monster energy drinking being. Bob just saw him and
it's just like that's Rudolph was up early, going going
through it.
Speaker 24 (01:24:26):
Yeah, that's something right, you haven't done animal mating noises
in a while? Do you have any reindeer mating noises?
I know that I can do a cat and made noises,
a cat and heat.
Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Why what's happening? Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:24:40):
All right, I tell you mad noises?
Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
All right, we've lost control of this show right now. No,
it's not. It's skills.
Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
You're all bad. A secret skill. Okay, headless Rudolph drinking
a monster energy drink. Just did cat and heat noises
for us. You know what cat and heat inside that
Rudolph costume? I can't see so good? By the way,
up on a monster we played? Uh we played, We
played new turtle mating noises earlier in the show, so
(01:25:13):
to tell us we haven't played animal mating noises. Yeah,
walk in the last two hours because turtle.
Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
Mating was on the show earlier.
Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
Turtle with a stump a tree, Stumpy turtleskind of stump too.
Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
Just couldn't see the video Stumpy the turtle.
Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
Uh yeah, I don't know if I have what he
wanted reindeer mating, right, Yeah, I don't think I have
reindeer mating noises.
Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
I don't think I have reindeer mating noises.
Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
Sure, I mean I have a deer. I have a deer,
but I feel like a deer. I feel like an
elk is closer to the reindeer family. I feel like
he needs to put back on the reindeer suit and
make some mating noises that he made me think might
sound like the cat.
Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
No, we don't need we don't need that.
Speaker 3 (01:25:59):
Wait, hold on, what is this, dude? I am gonna
blindly play something that I have over here. Okay, it's
just called reindeer noises. I don't know what this is, Okay,
like it's from last year. Okay, I don't know what
this is. It just says reindeer. Okay, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
All right, all right, I mean sure that's not me.
They could be.
Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
I mean, there's a couple of pumps in there right
there are there in the middle there you hear.
Speaker 13 (01:26:36):
Right here?
Speaker 6 (01:26:38):
Come on?
Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
And then I found one that just says reindeer baby honking,
all right, Like the reindeer wasn't actually honking anything. I
guess that's just what they call the noise that a
baby reindeer makes. It's a smaller reindeer, no, not full
grown yet, and it honks. So you know, maybe I
(01:27:05):
didn't find the best reindeer mating noises. But we all know,
now what a baby reindeer. Hank's like, it's Mikey and Bob.
You're Oddlishey Buddies ninety six Morning Freak Show. We just
had our guide mark on a little earlier. Every year
he does twelve Days of Christmas, but twelve Days of
(01:27:26):
Mikey and Bob and just does things from the show.
Another great year, another great performance by him. Let's get
to this talkback message brought to us by the Pavement Group.
Speaker 16 (01:27:34):
I'm mike Yi and Bob.
Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
It's Christy.
Speaker 16 (01:27:36):
H I was listening the Twelve Days of by King
Bob and struggling to keep it together at my donkin
in the office. Sorry, just to tell you guys, that
was great, and I'm gonna have five calls to sell
the team.
Speaker 6 (01:27:55):
Stuck at ahead, Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 13 (01:27:59):
Love you.
Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
She like hiding in the bathroom, just giggling in the bathroom,
got the giggles from twelve Days of Mikey and Bob.
Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
And He's like, all right, well maybe I should be
Uh somebody just hear her sing to sell the team
line from outside the bathroom door.
Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
All right, uh yeah, thank you. Again to Mark for
doing twelve days of Mikey and Bob on the on
the show this morning. Uh, coach Tomlin has a weekly
press conference. Breast did I wow? Yeah, a breast conference. Hey,
tom One's gonna whip his puppies out.
Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Draw it. Listen.
Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
But I've been just catching I want something specialist holiday
season from my best friend. Okay, I've already had I've
always had this fantasy about Mike Tomlin.
Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
All right, man, what was I gonna say? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
Yes, press conference, press conference. Hey, they got black and
gold castles on them.
Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
Oh, by the way, whip your terrible Tomlins out. I
call him Tartis.
Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
If you want to see the video of Bob wearing
a Santa hat a Santa Beard shirtless with.
Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Nipple covers on.
Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
That video is on the ninety six to one kiss
pgh Instagram account and a side note on Facebook marketplace
the Santa Mark Jesus man, just our we sidetracked now
the Facebook marketplace Santa market Is.
Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
It's heating up. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
Bob during the show sends the group chat a screenshot
of just multiple Santas and Missus claws that you cannire
I didn't know there were so many Facebook Marketplace Santa's
that you could lure to your home for fifty dollars
or seventy five dollars, like an hour. Yeah, you gotta
find one on that. This one you get mister and
(01:30:01):
missus Claus for fifty bucks. Okay, fifty bucks an hour
for both of them. It's not a real beard, though,
a real beard. One's lowest, lowest, real, real natural beard
that Santa I founded, seventy five dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Okay, what will Santa do for? Doesn't say? More importantly,
he doesn't say what he won't do? Are you fighting local?
Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
I am on marketplace here, man, There are no rules
on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
All right, all right, I've seen some things.
Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
We're giving away Steelers tickets for the Monday night game
coming up against the Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
It just scares me.
Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
The Dolphins are six and seven. Man, It's just it
feels like one of the games.
Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
Man. I'm not saying they're gonna lose, but it just
feels like one of those games where we're looking down
the road. We got the Lions coming up after that,
you know, Raven's coming up. I think I can hire
a couple of these Santas to wrestle in my front yard.
What if I book to Santa's at the same time.
It's a binding contract. I gotta eat for an hour, alright,
(01:31:07):
A slate match?
Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
Yeah, what if I say match? All right? They show
up like, what do you need me to do? Any
kids around like, no Santa, No, No, there's gonna be
nobody sitting on your lap.
Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
And then another santap here from around the house, around
the corner.
Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
What's he doing? Bad Santa?
Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
There's one good sand in one bad Santa, and they
got a wrestle. I mean it doesn't say they won't. Hey,
I was gonna play. More people entering for Steelers Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
We want people to be Steelers Santa in gift.
Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Ones in Roville. All right, go ahead, go ahead, Steelers Santa.
I'm sorry. Yeah, tell us who you want to be
Steeler Santa for?
Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
And why you want tickets to Monday Night Football and uh,
you know, well randomly pick somebody. Hey, Mike, you bob.
Speaker 5 (01:31:56):
My name is Kelly.
Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
I want to be a Steeler Santa for my boss.
Speaker 23 (01:32:00):
He's from Italy and I feel that it'.
Speaker 7 (01:32:03):
To experience the ultimate Pittsburgh experience by sitting his urs
outside in the cold, yeah.
Speaker 23 (01:32:09):
And watching the Steelers yeah, play football. Watching He has
been an amazing boss to me and has supported me.
Speaker 6 (01:32:18):
For a very long time.
Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
And wow, he's a great guy.
Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
Wants to take the Boss from Italy? I mean very
first Steeler game. You really want to show the Boss
a good Pittsburgh time. I got two over.
Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
This is this season.
Speaker 11 (01:32:37):
When you're in the mood for Holwardly music, listen live
with the iHeartRadio app and on Pittsburgh's number one Christmas
music station.
Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
Ninety four point five three WS.
Speaker 3 (01:32:51):
Mike, you Bob, It's ninety six moneth Yes, Morning for
eight show. Hey, how about it? Let's go Pans tonight,
Mane Friday night game tonight too. Penguin's taken on the
Ducks at home seven o'clock tonight. Let's get to another
talkback message he brought to us by One Team Media.
Speaker 25 (01:33:05):
It's our guy, Dan from Honda, You boys, Dan from Honda. Yeah, Dan,
just finishing up the podcast from last week. Just goes
out to you Pittsburgh. He's six buses. Congratulations. We're all
so proud of you. Love you, guys. Love you is Pittsburgh.
Let's go Steelers. Sell the team, Bob.
Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
He's hitting all the notes there, lou have you, Pittsburgh,
Let's go Steelers, sell the.
Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
Team, Bob. Dan from Honda is awesome man.
Speaker 3 (01:33:36):
Dan from Honda is always the one who appears when
we go hang out with Chef thom at get going, McCanless.
It's working right there at the Honda place. It's like,
Dan from Honda just feels our presence. What are you
swatting at there?
Speaker 6 (01:33:50):
What do you.
Speaker 14 (01:33:53):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
What is that curly? Know where it came from? It
just nothing should be floating in the studio like that.
The mustache hair that's way too long and curly. I
don't like it. Well, now I guess why.
Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
I know why you were swapping it away from you,
because it was about the dude there was about to
land on you like one of them Penguins prizes. And
that drops that interimation like it was dude, it was coming,
it's going to It might have just been dust something bad,
curly dust something. There's no such thing as curly does Where.
Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
Was hair just coming from?
Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
You like stopped everything and you start swatting that hair.
I don't want to know, man, I don't want to know.
Speaker 8 (01:34:37):
Is that it?
Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
What do you want to name the podcast? Yeah, we're
at the end of the show. I don't know how
we got here. Was it a good show?
Speaker 3 (01:34:41):
Today?
Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
It was a show?
Speaker 3 (01:34:43):
Okay, we had fun. I had fun, good time. We
always feel like if we're having fun, they're having fun
with us. But yeah, we're all friends. What do you
want to name in the podcast?
Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
Today? Twelve days of Washy Washy. I am stunned that
there's a whole crew the thing, no washy washy, no
yummy yummy man.
Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
Rules are the rules on.
Speaker 3 (01:35:04):
The cruise You get by the buffet and there's a
whole washy washy performance. I never knew that single performances,
sometimes the group. Sometimes they have instruments.
Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
I learned a lot on the show today, like a cruise.
Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
Ship superstar whoever gets selected to be the washy washy person.
Learn that deer can't see bright orange. So that's why
like hunters wear like bright orange, because you know, not
only can other hunters see you for safety, but the
deer can't even see you.
Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
Yeah wild wild, oh wow, dogs can draft.
Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
Also learned that you know, not today, but just in general,
all right, get caught up on the podcast if you
missed any of the show, anything else.
Speaker 2 (01:35:43):
We gotta tell the kids here, No, we're good. Oh,
by the way, churs Folk Island.
Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
Tonight they're finding the treasure on History channels, so wow,
not coming to work ever again.
Speaker 2 (01:35:50):
And they're finding the trees when you're never showing up again.
What's the what's the jackpot tonight?
Speaker 7 (01:35:56):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
It's tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
Powerball's like nine hundred eighties or something sixties.
Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
I'm wearing this. Yeah, this one's mine. Do I get
some a little bit?
Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
If if if one of us hit one of the game,
we both hit the bottle, we would take care of
each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a couple million here and there.
Oh yeah, okay, Oh geez, we're doing the what would
you do if you do?
Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
If you I'm turning our mics off, man Ryan, see
Christ can do better than we did today.
Speaker 6 (01:36:25):
You Kiss FM Pittsburgh ninety six one, kiss an iHeartRadio
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