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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Kiss Morning Freak Show, Bob.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I love when I come in here in the morning
and I start going through all of the talkback messages
that we got since the end of the previous show.
And I always love when there's a talkback message in
there that I listened to before you even walk in here,
and I'm like, well, I think I'm starting to show
with that.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Okay, all right, you know.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Our guy Bobby Bob from Okemont Yeob Bobby Digital, Bob
Bob Digit Okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Hey, yeah, Bobby DIGI checking in.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Bob Digital from might just hit a lick on.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
A con Mna, just hit a lick on a can
on a ki again.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
We all know that the Pirates, when they, you know,
make a good play, get a hit, it's raising the cone, hoisting.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
The Oh my godess all right, what was that? Have
a sip? Have a sip refresh? Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Wrong pipe? Got me there? All right, get back to
Bobby Digital.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
But like there was four around this dumpster.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, four traffic cones around the dumpster. Hey, Bobby Digit,
moving that right, and it was on the one was
on one like speaking of me.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
It said, speak to me, baby, take me. I don't
know if the cone cones. We're talking. I don't know
if the cone said that.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Speak to me, baby, take me, take me out, Bobby digit,
I don't know about that. It may or.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
May not be with me.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
You ain't.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
It was so cuzy, all right. I thought we were
done with stealing traffic.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Don't we all have our own tone by now for
the Pirate season.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
It was speaking to him.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
There was speaking me baby, take me, baby, take me kiss.
I gotta say thank you to our friend. Dallas tagged
us on Facebook. There was a post on Katie K's
Facebook page, fifteen year old catches record breaking golden rainbow

(02:19):
trout in West Virginia. Oh boy, oh boy, he's right,
Oh boy, we know how we handle things like this, right, Bob,
all the Facebook fishermen are going to be out. Oh yeah,
it's Mikey Bob the Kiss Morning Free Show.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Dallas tagged us in this and just said, my uncle
caught a catfish the size of a.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Toyota Prius and the man river. That's exactly what we're
looking for.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
Now.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
That's Dallas, the listener of our show, tagging us in that,
basically saying, hey, oh it's another record fish.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Get in the comments. Whenever and this sounds so dumb.
It does. Bob.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
You're a fisherman. You love fishing, you love relaxing. I
don't like touching slimy things, So I'm out right. This
fish is huge. It's big, huge. It looks like it
looks like a giant goldfish. It's huge. It's like eleven
pound twelve pound giant record breaking golden rainbow trout. But

(03:15):
we have done this for years on the show. Whenever
the news posts that there is a new giant record
breaking fish that was caught in Ohio, Pennsylvania, or West Virginia,
the Facebook comments are usually incredible. It's over eight hundred comments.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
There's a couple of things that will light the comments
on fire on Facebook. You know, anything political, anything medical,
will get people just arguing like morons. You throw a
record breaking fish in there, dude, everybody comes together with
fish stories.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
All right. It's so dumb, but we.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Will get to the West Virginia record breaking fish Facebook
comments on the show around eight twenty five. Also, around
eight am, we continue a pair of day in May.
Yesterday on the station, we were giving away Morgan wall
and tickets. Listen around eight am find out what ticket
you can win on the station today. It's Mikey and
Bob Basics Heads.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
The Mikey and Bob Podcast.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Hey there you got a big deck. Hey there, you
got a small deck. Hey there you got an old deck,
crappy deck. It's Mike and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
We want to get you a brand new deck with
our friends schlide deck and fence up to ten thousand dollars,
and then Me and Bob will come out and have a.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Little deck party.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
It's our slide deck and fence deck deck party. All
you need to do is send us a talkback message
and let us know why you deserve a brand new
deck and why want to have Me and Bob come
over for a couple hours and party on your new deck.
Send it through the free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 7 (04:49):
I would like to have a new deck on my
house to share with family and friends, have an oasis,
make it our small to enjoy each other's company, to relax, huh,
and have good old fashion togetherness.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Oh geez, death, thank you bath. What's good old fashion togetherness?
I feel like I don't want good old fashioned togetherness.
I feel like I'm good with the togetherness I have
right now? What is good old fans?

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I don't know, Beth.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
You need to let us know what's your definition of
good old fashion togetherness. It seem like we don't have
it today, and she wants a new deck so she
can have that.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
What's about to go on out there?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Beth? I know together in it? The old fashioned together?
All right, let's get to another one.

Speaker 8 (05:35):
I'm Mikey and Bob. This is Dana Ka from South
Park calling in for the Shyly decking contest. Got a
swimming pool two years ago. Haven't been able to afford
to deck. Hopefully, if I win the contest, I would
love for Bob to be the first one to do
a cannonball. You guys are awesome. Been listening to Youstin's

(05:56):
cake in the breakroom and hot mom check in.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Whoa, she's an og. She threw the credentials out how
long she's been listening to the show. There At the end,
she says, Bob more than welcome to be the first cannonball.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
In the pool.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Wow, dude, Hey, we didn't think about that. A deck
party could turn into a pool party. Real fat, I'm
as steal chreo'connor's move. Why has Mayor Chore O'Connor jumped
in random bodies of water multiple times whenever they opened
a pool or something plunge? Yeah, and then they opened

(06:29):
the indoor pool ruh on the east side of the city.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I think it was.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, I'm like he jumped in that wide He pulled
off a cannon ball there.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Too, didn't he almost jump in the fountain two?

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, fully clothed at all times too. All right, Well, hey,
maybe we bring the mayor along for our deck dot
deck party.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
If somebody wins with possible, it's possible.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Hey, guess who we brought wet Mayor's with us too,
loves just jumping in water. He's just here for the
pool though. H. There are some changes coming to Market Square.
We will get that coming up around six forty. Also
a paaraday in May we will tell you what concert
ticket you can win on the station today around eight
am and a fifteen year old caught a record breaking

(07:10):
fish in West Virginia. We're gonna read the Facebook comments
about it. Around eight twenty five. It's Mikey and Bob Cass.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I'm Mikey here, bum I'm not great last night.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I no, you probably didn't stay up to watch the
Buccos there in Arizona. It's like nine to forty start time.
Good thing it didn't watch. Pirates lost nine to nothing
ninety again tonight. Paul Skin's pitching for the Buckos out
in Arizona. Pirates are in last place in the NL Central.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Sounds horrible.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Boy, we have a winning record, we're only five games back,
but it just sucks that if we feel like we're
having a good season but we're still in last place. Somehow,
it's mikey Abob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
Freak Show. Some odd changes coming to Market Square. A
new operational policy in Market Square says that anybody under

(08:05):
eighteen must be accompanied by an adult over the age
of twenty one from three pm to midnight Thursday through Sunday.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
So they're kicking all the kids out.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
They're basically trying and figure out how to make Market
Square safer, and yes, kicking all the kids out that
are just you know, giant group of teens hanging out
Market Square in downtown nothing to do, and you know,
private security personnel will be positioned at the six intersections
surrounding the Square.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Nothing says come on in friendly like private security.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, they'll be working with Pittsburgh police officers and youth
outreach partners. No timetable for how long the curfew is
going to stay in place. It is temporary though, so
they're just gonna see how this works out while they
figure out some long term solutions. But yeah, they want
to stop the giant groups of kids taking over Market Square,

(08:58):
so especially now they invested whatever tens of millions of
dollars in that. Well yeah, now that for the NFL draft,
it's like, wait a minute, hold on here, we gotta
make Market Square nice, right. Uh So, yeah, that policy
is in place now and it's supposed to only be temporary.
We'll see how that all works out. Speaking of Market Square, though,

(09:22):
skate the Square. You hear about this, This is a
good idea. You know, we love when it's winter time
and there's the ice skating, you know, don Market Square
PPG point place place.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
I saw a picture of the skating rink though, the
mock up of it.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, it looks awesome. It's not ice skating, it's roller
Skating's roller skating. Okay, they're throwing a roller rink up
in the middle of the market square. Uh, this opens
tomorrow and then they're kicking all the kids out. Though
the kids are out, the roller skaters are in this. Okay,
but here's I'm gonna throw the flag on this on Okay,

(09:58):
there's gonna be a bar.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I mean, do we need people drunk on wheels ever?
Drinking well skating? I just don't know if that's a
good idea. I think putting humans on wheels we have
enough trouble. Yeah. Yeah, adults on wheels tend to have
a bar that's gonna be serving beer.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
And cocktails, especially since when's the last time you roller
skating You're eight years old? Like, yeah, okay, yeah, get
out there and have a couple of beers. There's a
couple of beers on skates. This could be magical people
watching if nothing else. Honestly, it's it's just gonna be. Yeah,
it's a good point to get yourself a drink and
watch people bust their ass down at market Square.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
With no no teens around either.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
We fixed the problem that private security could be the
crazy Italian guy on skates too.

Speaker 9 (10:45):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, watt Lawn a market square. He's very familiar with
that hat the crazy Italian guy who's friend of the show.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, watch out down there.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Just don't know if it's a good idea to get
people drunk and put them on on roller skates.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Seems like like a recipe for magic.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Well. Viral video, yeah, viral video. Yeah, all right, we'll
do today in free show history. Coming up next here
on the show, also a pair of day in May.
We'll tell you what concert tickets you can win today
on the station around eight am, and your chance at
one thousand dollars. We try to pay your bills this
morning around nine ten It's Mikey and Bob find out
what concert tickets you can win today. Here on ninety

(11:23):
six to one Kiss yesterday we were giving away Morgan
Walling tickets. It'll be a different show, a different artist today.
We'll announce it around eight am. Doing this every day
in May. Here on ninety six to one Kiss Yesterday
on the show, Bob, we were talking about the uh,
the different shapes of chicken nuggets. I believe because we
were power ranking your favorite dinosaurs and you said dino nuggets. Yeah, yeah,

(11:46):
it was your favorite all time dinosaur. I was just
I'm weirded out by nuggets that come in shape. So
let's get to this.

Speaker 10 (11:53):
You plays mashed potato rabbioli.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Lady here, So we've been talking about chicken nuggets and
a sheep chicken nuggets.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
I agree with you, Mikey Weird.

Speaker 11 (12:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
It seems like a extra coating or something.

Speaker 12 (12:08):
For the shape just doesn't seem right, just doesn't taste right.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
But what I want to know is, what do you
guys think about shaped macaroni and cheese? No, no, see,
I don't like shape macaroni and cheese either. Like if
there's like SpongeBob macaroni and cheese or something like that.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
You've never hammered down a box? I mean I have,
I have, but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
There's something when you turn it into a shape, it tastes,
It changes the taste of it. I can't explain it,
but Dino nuggets taste different than regular nuggets. SpongeBob mac
and cheese tastes different from regular mac and cheese, which
tastes different from bluey mac and cheese. It's a whole thing.
I'm not saying it's bad, it's just a little different.

(12:53):
I'm not sure what it is. It is right around
seven o'clock time for today in Freak Show history. This
is where we take you back to a moment in
the show that sort of made us laugh, made a smile,
and when there's naked people and it's always making us
laugh and making us smile.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
We go down to West Virginia for this one.

Speaker 9 (13:09):
Here we go today today.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Alright, so West Virginia we go here for this naked story.
A Morgantone man is in custody after police say that
he ran away from them while naked. According to the
criminal complaint, authorities were driving on Dent Run Road in
Morgantown around nine thirty in the morning and saw a
man naked in a creek, all right, lading in their boss.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Really living up to that West Virginia wild and wonderful time.

Speaker 12 (13:47):
That's not what that means, No, that's a that's see
the wild and wonderful look over on the side of
the road, just the naked.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Guy in the creek. So damn they are right.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Hell yeah, I don't know if he's wonderful, but that
definitely wild over there.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
They got in the creek right over there. We just
got we just got in the.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Mortgage and think that's part of the tourism commercials in
West Virginia, Wild and wonderful. I think it's more of
the scenic beauty.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Wild and wonderful. Don't look too close in that beauty.
Don't look into that nature too close. Don't zoom in
on the creek. There's guy. They're naked.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Police say that they stopped, but when they approached the
naked man in the creek, he ran out of the
creek on foot and threw a wooded area and tried
to hide behind a tree. Man, you just know they're
gonna bring the dogs out. If they can't find you,
they're gonna find you right West Virginia, Hide and go seek,
I mean, come on, hiding behind a tree too? Can
you imagine the police officers, Hey, where the naked guy

(14:47):
in the creek go? Where nake creek go? Look over
there by a tree, just like some weird sticking out
behind that tree. It's like a weird colored branch, so
fleshy color. It's a fleshy colored branch sticking out there.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
What is that the sticky what is that over there?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Deputies then arrived with canine unit to help find the
naked man. Didn't take long before the thirty three year
old man was arrested for indecent exposure. It is a
naked person making the show once again.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
What the hell is.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
This tity with Mikey in batll Olivia Rodrigo fans, they
had a rough time yesterday trying to get tickets. There
was an American Express card presale for the unraveled tour,
which you know, we get to stop here in Pittsburgh.
The American Express presale goes until ten pm tonight. But
the price is two hundred for the worst tickets, eight

(15:49):
hundred for the floor. The prices, the fees out of control.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Let's get to our guy Argent here. He posted on TikTok.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
One ticket was one ninety dollars. Why were the service
fees almost the same price?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
That is insane? That is actually insane.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
Like I understand a fifty dollars service you about one
twenty nine either way, miss Olivia. I cannot wait to
see you in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Okay, wait, hold on, Like one hundred ninety dollars ticket
there was one hundred and twenty dollars service fee.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
What are we doing wild? How how are we letting
this happen live? Nation ticket Master all of it.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
The Live Nation CEO Michro Ropino has discussed rising costs
of concert tickets and just basically said they're still underpriced.
Oh bro, I mean he gave everybody we should always
should be charging more. Do we have one good CEO
in the entire country or are they all just greedy
and awful human like guys.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
They're getting this for cheap, we should be charging more. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
People were complaining that ticket prices were changing in real
time based on ticket Master's dynamic pricing. Again, we're the
only country that deals with this stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Man hasn't figured it out.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
We love, we love fees on tickets and school shootings. Man,
we are We're the country for that, like problems that
we can solve board just like I don't know, I
want to take your kid for a night out, You're
you're six hundred dollars in before you even stepping the door,
seven hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
In parking concessions, all of it. Just I yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
So Olivia Rodrigo tickets, they go on sale general public
tomorrow at noon.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Good luck.

Speaker 9 (17:27):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
The NHL lottery was last night.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
The Penn State star who's supposed to be like the
next guy, Gavin McKenna. Somehow, the Toronto Maple Leafs won
the NHL draft lottery and they're going to draft the
guy who's going to be the next guy.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
We're sending him in Canada.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I feel like every three years we get a guy
that's supposed to be the guy, and sometimes they are
the guy. The NHL tried sending Connor McDavid Canada. That
didn't work, So let's give Toronto one. A lot of
people are saying it's a little rigged, But as Penguins
fan who has benefited from.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Those number one pick balls before, I'm gonna say go ahead.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Let the kid go to Canada. All right, Paraday in May.
We'll tell you what concert tickets you can win. Coming
up today around eight am, and a fifteen year old
is called a record breaking golden rainbow trout in West Virginia.
Who cares, right, Well, we're gonna read the Facebook comments
around eight twenty five.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
It's Mikey and Bob kiss.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Well, rainy out there this morning, and it's gonna be
cooler than it was yesterday. His just in the upper
fifties with some scattered showers moving out of the area.
Later this morning. In this afternoon, it's Mikeyobob Kiss Morning
free Schell. Let's get to a talkback message here, send
them through the free iHeartRadio app. Brought to us by
One Team Media.

Speaker 13 (18:42):
Hey, Mikey and Bob Doug formbi in DC.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Hey, you guys, get a moment your day.

Speaker 13 (18:45):
You need to search on YouTube incredible Natural World Wonders.
It's a new documentary by David Attenborough.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
You know, eh, Attenborough's the man when it comes in
nature documentaries.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
You want to go in Attenborough.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
If you don't got Atinborough, you basically you better have
like Morgan Freeman or something. If you don't have Attenborough,
you better have.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
God great voice.

Speaker 13 (19:10):
But the beginning of it, there's this frog fish.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Thing, frog fish thing fish all right, and really.

Speaker 13 (19:19):
The bottom of the sea is an alien wasteland and
it's incredible.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, there's nothing scarier than the deep ocean. Ocean, right,
I'd rather just go into space than the deep ocean.
I'd rather go up than down. You don't want to
go to Botto the ocean sea was down there.

Speaker 13 (19:35):
Also, if you happen to live in a southern wreck
in the South Seas of Japan, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Doug. Neither does Bob, and I don't think one person
listening lives in the South Seas. This reminds me of
after you watched the dinosaur documentary and just wanted to
tell everybody about dinosaurs.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
That's what happens there, Just.

Speaker 12 (19:55):
Like, yeah, if you happen to live in the South
Seas Japan, that's what find out what's going on.

Speaker 13 (20:02):
And it's sixteen degrees celsius.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Okay, its South season Japan, sixteen degrees selsy case, Doug.

Speaker 13 (20:09):
It's mainting to this fish are getting it on.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
It was all build up the horny fish. But there
was one scene where this one animal, Oh.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
I guess, okay, this is a guy that has watched
a documentary and just wants to tell everybody.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Was doing wild things.

Speaker 13 (20:28):
And then it just looked right at the camera and
it just goes have birthday bout.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
It's not fish? Did dude, Doug fish, I'm about the.

Speaker 14 (20:41):
Wild looked at the cam and said, man, Now, I
wonder if Doug even watched the documentary or if that
was just a build up so he could get his
happy birthday Bob joke off, which again, Bob's birthdays New
year's day.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
It's not today. I didn't even know the fish knew
about my birthday.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
And the Deep Ocean, Bob, this reminds me of a
game that I think we need need to play now
that we're talking about the deep Ocean. In the Deep
Sea coming up next on the show. By the way,
if you don't know the backstory, I am a big
Pokemon guy. Love Pokemon, play Pokemon games on my phone.
I don't collect the cards, but I understand it.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
I watch all the movies, the shows, all that love Pokemon.
Coming up next on the show. Thank you Doug in
formerly in DC for bringing this up. We are gonna play.
Bob doesn't really know a lot of Pokemon, no Pokemon
or deep sea creature. I would say maybe a night

(21:37):
out at the Olivia Rodrigo show for two people where
we're talking about tickets, parking, food, all that. Yeah, maybe
you come in under one thousand dollars. You can probably
make that work. Right, it's probably closed, honestly, Okay, your
chance to win one thousand dollars thirteen times a day

(21:58):
here on ninety six to one kiss during the week,
we will give you a chance to win a thousand dollars,
pay your bills or just a par of.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Ticke you still live here, ron Rego. Basically, you might
be able to get those for one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Because they've been selling. That's coming up around nine to
ten here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It is
Mikey and Bob. We just got a message from our
guy Doug formerly in DC. He was watching some deep
ocean documentary and it's just you know how we get
when we watch documentaries. Now we're an expert on everything.
We gotta share it with people. But it's time to
play a fun little game here, because there's a lot

(22:32):
of scary things down in the deep sea, down in
the deep ocean, things that we don't even know about,
things that we've seen where you're just like.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Ah, I think we got aliens down there. I don't
even know what that thing is. Things are weird names.
Uh yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
And also I'm a big fan of Pokemon, Bob not
so much. So it's time to play Pokemon or deep
sea creature. Fang tooth, fang tooth, fang tooth. That's a
Pokemon No, no, no, there's saying tooth down in the
deep sea. Fang tooth is waiting for you. I was
so confident you were. Yeah, you would think I would

(23:05):
start it with a Pokemon, right, that's a good one
to start with. Fang tooth got you?

Speaker 1 (23:09):
All right? Zooplankton? What is it? Zooplankton? Deep sea? Set
me off?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Dragon fish, dragonfish Pokemon or deep sea creature deep sea.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Sea creature? All right? Phoebus Pokemon or deep sea creature
phoebus Pokemon right now?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Uh floats floats so Pokemon or deep sea creature Pokemon.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
You are ruining this game right now. Yo, you've been
playing Pokemon. You've been playing pokemo all right.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Barrel eye Pokemon, deep sea creature, barrel eye, barrel Pokemon.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
No, that's deep sea.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
That's deep sea hatchet fish Pokemon or deep sea creature.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Hatchet fish fish gives a website deep sea?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Okay, sea creature, Yeah you got that one. Okay, Kingler
Kingler deep sea.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
No, that's a that's gonna be a Pokemon.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, that's Kingler's a big orange crab, big orange crab,
king Dra double king ja Here, what's it gonna be?
King Dra Pokemon or deep sea creature? Than ra deep sea?
That's Pokemon. Glass squid, glass squid Pokemon. Deep sea's deep?
That is deep s Yeah, we got a glass squid

(24:28):
down there. Sharpedo, Sharpedo, that's a sharp Sharpedo.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Is that a Pokemon? Or is that down there? Is
that down in deep It might be down there? You
think Sharpedo? You're going deep sea? Yeah, deep sea? That's Pokemon. Yeah, Pokemon.
You don't know. Sharpedo ain't down there.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Coffin fish Pokemon or deep sea creature coffin fish. Pokemon
will go coffin fish. No, no, no, that's deep sea.
Falling apart with this game. If you're deep enough to
get the coffin fish, shut it down, you're in the
car off and it's over.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
It's a rap. I'm defeated at this one.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
I have no clue which one Pokemon or deep sea creature.
It's a tough game. Love disc loves. Is that a
Pokemon is at a deep sea creature? Oh?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Man, that's something that happens in the deep sea, loves. No,
that's Pokemon. That's Pokemon, Pokemon.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Pink hardshet Pokemon, hagfish, hagfish Pokemon or deep sea.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
That could be like a Pokemon. That's that. No, it's
deep sea hagfish down there.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
And the last one here Bob Pokemon or deep sea creature,
cock eyed squid.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Pokemon or deep sea creature. Last one this is for
maybe the name again cock eyed squid. Use it in
a sentence.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
I know I shouldn't touch it, but I really want
to stroke that.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Cock eyed squid, Pokemon or deep sea.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Creature see deep sea creatures.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Snail it.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
You care, dany Hey, thank you for listening to our
Mikey and Bob podcast.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Now, whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
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Speaker 2 (26:22):
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Let us know where you're listening from. Two. Oh yeah,
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Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, I hit that little talkback microphone and you can
send us a message and maybe you'll make the show.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Flying down the Floor, h Flying down the Man he
cole okay, Flying to the Dominican Republic Tube. I'm fry.
I'm frying, frying. I can't even sing my song right
because I said I'm frying had to fly in. It
was all supposed to be a nice song to tell

(27:05):
you that the airline Breeze is announcing new flights. But
I screwed up my little song, and now I'm ashamed
of embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Now that Spirit is gone, Breeze is step in, Breeze
is stepping up here. It's mikey Abob the Kiss Morning
Freak Show. They announced yesterday service to cant Coon and
poot Takana, both starting in January of twenty twenty seven.
Also in October, Breeze and also is gonna start the
NonStop flight to Vero Beach, Florida right now, eighty nine

(27:35):
dollars to get down uer Florida and one seventy nine
can't Coon and poona Conna nice.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Somebody's got to be the new Spirit.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
I mean, yeah, you're right, there's a there's light open
for you, Breeze. It's gotta be an affordable airline that
everybody's gonna take.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
But you're like, huh, should I? Breeze might be the
new Spirit? Go see should I?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
And then look around and you're like, they're about one
hundred and fifty dollars cheap for hell? Yeah, I sure, yeah, yeah,
so uh Breeze getting yeah, go take there, go take us.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Somebody's got to be the new spirit.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Breeze. It's your time step off, all right? Uh, speaking
of going down to Florida. Always weird things happening down
in the state of Florida.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
It is time for another Florida story here a week.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, it's time, but sometimes yes it happened.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
It's another Florida story.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
All right, Bob, I got back to back Florida stories here.
Always weird things happening down in the state of Florida.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Do you want bunny helmet or stale bread man? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Uh, let's just go bunny first. I guess bunny helmet.

Speaker 15 (28:44):
It is on top of a unique arrest on Highway
nineteen in Brooksville. H trippers arresting a biker on Sunday
wearing a bunny helmet.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Okay, now, when uh they say he's wearing a bunny helmet,
this person has put like the head of a bunny
costume and cut out the part where you could see
and basically put a bunny head over his helmet, like
a mascot bunny head over his helmet, so it looks
like there is the Florida Easter bunnies out on these streets.

(29:13):
Do not accept things from the Florida Easter Bunny. By
the way, I'm not talking to kids, I'm talking to adults.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Jack. Yeah, you don't want the Florida Easter bunny to
hippity hoppity hopping.

Speaker 15 (29:25):
No, no driving dangerously. They also say his tag was
covered at the time.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Help, Yeah you can't. Yeah, just throw that thing off.
I can try to get away.

Speaker 15 (29:33):
Troopers tell us, and they try to pull him over
in Pasco County and drove off after a brief chase
in Tornando County. Is now charged with reckless driving and
bat's hasting helmets.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Yeah, he was going one hundred and twenty miles an
hour on a boat a motorcycle wearing a bunny helmet.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
They're just flapping in there, and the ears are.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Just they're basically pinned down one hundred and twenty miles
an hour and they weren't even flapping. So he gets arrested.
By the way, like, why would you break any laws
while wearing a bunny helmet? You are just going to
you know, why wouldn't you take the bunny helmet off
to try to escape? Let's get to another Florida story. Here,
a forty three year old man went to a subway right,

(30:10):
get a sandwich? Yeah and uh. There was a brief
verbal interaction with the customer and the subway worker. The
man was visibly upset at the hardness of the bread
used for his subway sandwich and then struck a subway
employee in the face. Oh no, yeah, police track the
guy down. He reportedly confessed to hitting the person working

(30:35):
at subway.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Did he hit him with the sub but was the
hard enough to use it as like a bat? Claimed?
The victim claimed.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
That he was intentionally given old, stale bread and subway
headed out for him.

Speaker 9 (30:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah, subway had out for him.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
And then he said, when he confronted the worker about
the hard, stale bread, just smacked him with the meat.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
The uh smacked him with his meat.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
The subway worker started laughing. And then you know, subway working,
and they ain't got nothing to lose. Now, what do
you do? Do you think they care? You think they care? Yeah,
they can't care, getting their face about it, so then the.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Person's just laughing. Okay, hardbread, all right, dude, just get
out of here.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
And then the guy punched him and he now faces
charges for battery. It is Florida making the show once again.
Coming up around eight twenty five. Here on the Kiss
Morning Freak Show, a fifteen year old caught a record
breaking golden rainbow trout in West Virginia. We are going
to read the local news West Virginia. Facebook comments coming

(31:37):
up around eight twenty five. If you've been listening to
the show long enough, you always know when there's a
record fish caught around here. The Facebook comments always delivered.
It's Mikey Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
Freak Show. There's a lot of bad stuff going on
in the world, and sometimes you just want to hear
someone say something nice. Whether it's about you or something else.

(32:00):
It is time for say something nice. Here, man, say
something nice, say something nicely. Blind. Okay, hold on, I'm
stopping you right there, because those nicknames are incredible.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
How hasn't anybody given us those nicknames before? I am
legally blind.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yes, if you don't know, if you're a newer listener
to the show, if you've ever met me, my name's
Mikey and I'm extremely tall to the point where you
question why I don't play basketball professionally.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
I'm six foot nine.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
I'm Bob, and I'm legally blind in one i was
born that way. Yeah, okay, I need to add those
to the nickname list that I.

Speaker 16 (32:40):
Wanted to say something nice for this teacher appreciation week.
Oh yeah, all the teachers out there, you're doing great.

Speaker 10 (32:48):
We love you.

Speaker 16 (32:48):
We know that the students are getting jag off here.

Speaker 9 (32:52):
Every single year.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Is that true. I think that's right. I think you kid,
the kids are getting more jag off here.

Speaker 16 (32:58):
So the fact that you're sticking it out, Yeah, you've
made it this far.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
School's almost out. You got this.

Speaker 11 (33:05):
You're the best.

Speaker 10 (33:05):
You're amazing.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
We love you. Thank you, teacher. Shout out to the teacher.
Let's say something nice. Say something nice. All right, six
foot nine and legally blind. Let me add that to
our list of nicknames. Here.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
We have a couple of these files. Let me get
to this one.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Here.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Some of the best nicknames that you have ever come
up with for me and Bob. You're oddly shaped, weird uncles,
spooky and Dookie.

Speaker 17 (33:35):
Hey, Mike's hard lemonade and Bob's burger.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Good Morning, Slim, shady and notorious. Bob only Schniky Mikey
and Corn on the Bomb Hey, Big rips and bong Hits.
Good morning, mikeah Tron and Bob Timis Prime. Hey, Mike
the Mandalorian and Bob Afitt. What's up Macho man? Mikey
and if you smoke? What the Bob is cooking? Drink
bean and sleep Potato? Hey, Wendy's large frying baconator. Hey,

(34:00):
what's up? Magic Mikey and blowney Sis? Hey, what's up?
Lifted and low Rider? Hey? Meet me and Beepep Hey,
smoke a bowl and broke a ball?

Speaker 11 (34:08):
Hey, Wing and wing fish and pull and bobber Hey,
Vegas dome and space needle.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Hey, Garfield and shackskin milk and heavy cream?

Speaker 18 (34:16):
Hey?

Speaker 16 (34:16):
Ding Hello, Oh no, I got to zoo died and
oops I tooted?

Speaker 18 (34:21):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
High Tide and Low Tide? Hey, they're dingle Berry and
Big Larry. What's up mister poland Fuzzy Hole.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
We'll get morning Cushion Bush six, dingle Berry and Big
Larry got me. Every time we play one of those,
there's something I hear. It's like I'm hearing it for
the first time. It was Dingleberry and Big Larry that time.
Thank you for the nice message for the teacher, say
something nice. Coming up next on the show, Boy, a
fifteen year old caught a record breaking golden rainbow trout

(34:50):
in West Virginia. We're gonna read the Facebook comments. Coming
up next, also your chance to win one thousand dollars
pay your bills.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Around nine ten, it's Mikey and Bob the Mikey and
Bob Like, please picture me and battle with hogis you
want me to draw what it would look like. No,
you don't have any clothes. I aware, I figured that
out in my head.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Already strategically covered your private regions with slices of ham cleans.

Speaker 10 (35:16):
A Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever do
you get your podcasts?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
King Panthers and Zara Lars In that state side, It's
Mikey and Bob the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
Some rain and clouds this morning that moves out the
way later this morning, in this afternoon, cooler today with
hyes in the upper fifties. Somebody caught a somebody call
a big one down West Virginia. Oh Boy, fifteen year
old Hunter roar of Buchan in West Virginia caught a

(35:45):
state record golden rainbow trout. Trout set a record for
length and width. It is huge, twenty eight inches. I
saw the picture. It's massive, eleven point eighty four pound
golden rainbow trout from the Smokehole section of the South
branch of the Potomac River in Kendleton County. Good for

(36:07):
this kid, yep, good for this fifteen year old hunter.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
And then we read the Facebook comments.

Speaker 10 (36:15):
Oh over, deep dark place on the Internet.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Today's time it is for one kiss. Facebook comments. This
is a weird thing.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
But whenever there's a record fish caught around here, the
Facebook comments light up. Always great fifteen year old hunter
from West Virginia catches a record golden rainbow trout. Bud
h here, there's been bigger caught than that. My father
caught a rainbow just under twelve and a half ponds

(36:46):
about twenty years ago at Middle Creek Lake.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
It's hanging on my wall right now.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Okay, Bud, all right, okay, all right, Bud Stacy c
My Graham would never let us play down. By why Graham,
You're not gonna believe Why Graham don't want you by
the river.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (37:08):
She said, one of her friends got swallowed up by
a fish when she was a kid.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
A West Virginia moby.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Dick Graham won't let you go down by river?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Why not? She lost?

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Fred swallowed up, swallowed whole by a West Virginia fish. Okay, uh,
Betty Jay here, my uncle caught one so big one
time that we ate for five weeks off that bad.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Boy, five five weeks of fish. Kevin g I used
to fish.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
And them smoke coals caught bigger. We didn't have camera
phones back then. Oh Teddy a in the West Virginia
record U record golden rainbow trout. Facebook comments, congratulations young man.
Oh yeah, Teddy, hell of a catch. Nice Yeah mine

(38:05):
as well. Quit fishing now, bud, because it's long odds
that you're ever gonna beat this, no matter what kind
of fish you ever catch again. Well, buddy, you peaked.
I'm sorry. I hopped on Facebook to tell you peaked.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
In life.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Teddy's been fishing his whole life, and he's telling you
quit wasting your time.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Dude, You've peaked right here again.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
A fifteen year old caught a record golden rainbow trout
in West Virginia. We're reading the Facebook comments, Doug Sy.
Back in the nineteen seventies.

Speaker 12 (38:30):
I caught one that I called old grand Dad.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Okay, thing was the size of my pops Chevy. No,
it was, it was not. It wasn't like a fe
didn't catch a Chevy size fish. Flynsey spent many nights
in the eighties smoking dope down by that river. All
right at age. Damn, dude, my wife is on here. Okay.

(38:56):
I had to explain to my wife, Uh huh that
my six and the Lord blessed me with opening Day
is a completely normal size. Well just.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Jim amm in the West Virginia Record Rainbow Trout Facebook comments.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
I had one on the line probably twenty years back.
Oh man, that dragged me into the river.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
I saw it come to the top of the water
before it snapped my line, and that thing was monster.
I've been back to a river since, gone back, but
I dragged him in the river.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Hey, you probably heard graham story too about her friend
that got beaten by a fish swallowed up. Oh, I
got one more comment. I got a story, okay, Ronda
ce Ronda. I was waiting one day in a river
and seeing a huge trout. Okay, I cornered it, all right,
first of all, cornering a trout, that's impressive. Ronda, back

(39:53):
down the trot and caught it with my bare hands.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
I was so happy until a warden, oh came down
the bank and said it was illegal. He wrote me
a ticket for finger fishing.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
West Virginia, finger fishing.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
I did not know what was illegal to do this, Okay, Ronda,
it was thirty years ago.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
In my fine one hundred and seventy five dollars.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
And Bill t responds to Ronda, I'm surprised a lot other.

Speaker 19 (40:24):
People haven't been fined for finger in West Virginia.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
A right, everybody, all right, let me catch everybody up here.
Yesterday on the show, we were talking about dino nuggets,
and I think nuggets in the shape of things like
dinosaurs and stuff, they taste a little different than the
regular nuggets. And then we have seen that I think

(40:52):
it's Purdue has six seven chicken nuggets.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Like, yeah, they launched six seven nuggets. I feel like
a weight launching six seven. That's right.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Yeah, Now we're question like, okay, six seven has passed
right now with the kids, right like that's nobody's doing
six to seven anymore. And then we get this message
from wonderful teacher Jess, who listens on the free iHeartRadio
app all the way in Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
IM miking big Bob. It's just in Hawaii.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Real quickly, you're asking about six seven dying as a
middle school math teacher.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
For the love of God, let it freaking die.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
I hate six seven. I'm over six seven. I can't
stand it. I swear. I can't tell if my students are.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Dumb or they just want to say it, like answer
a question, right, all right, well, height, all the teachers
out there, you guys, okay, yeah, y'all doing all right? No, no,
no number is closed.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
It's may No teachers doing good right now, not one.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Summer's almost there's no teacher out there that's thriving, thinking
this is the.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Best class I've had. I can't no, no, this is.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
The point where every teacher is rethinking they're life choice
and everything.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
It'll be fine, it'll be fine next.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Year, but hey, it's burnout at this point. Just hey,
wrap it up and let's get this summer. Speaking of summer,
wouldn't it be nice to have me and Bob come
over your house this summer with a brand new deck
built by Sly Deck and Fence. We're doing We're doing
a Mikey and bobdeck dot deck party again. Not only
will you get a brand new deck up to ten
thousand dollars, me and Bob will come over have a

(42:25):
little party on your deck.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Let's get to some more entries here.

Speaker 16 (42:29):
Hey, Mike and Bob, I would like to enter my
Aunt Ali into the deck contest.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Aunt Ali, Okay, she has.

Speaker 16 (42:38):
A beautiful above ground pool that she loves to share
with our family, but she has no deck for it.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
All right, aunt Alie's got.

Speaker 16 (42:44):
A pool, so we have to get in and out
on a ladder going up and down, and it's a
little sketchy sometimes. She also owns her own cookie company
Thanks Cookies on the side, so it would make for
a very fun deck party.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Love you a bite? Have you heard your Bob Bob Birthday?
Thank you? It's birthdays New Year's Day? Are we getting
bribed with cookies? Listen? We can't be bribed. This is
not a bribeable contest. Yeah, we don't actually pick who wins.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
I like how I act like some are Listen, you
can bribe me for other things, but not for this.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Not for this. Okay, Okay, so.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
She's saying, listen and Allie's got cookie. Can you imagine
the cookie table that will be presented? Though, I mean
she owns a cookie company, I can't. I feel like
if she wanted deck and had us out there, she
would prepare for weeks just for our cookie arrival. Oh
my cookie fantasies, cookie fantasies. All right, let's get to

(43:40):
another entry here.

Speaker 20 (43:41):
Morning guyscond Michael here, Hey, I don't really need a
new deck because our rent, but my parents their's is
pretty much falling apart.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Okay, trying to get a new deck for the parents.
I understand that man.

Speaker 20 (43:53):
Being a big boy outing like going out on it
because I'm afraid they I'm gonna fall through it.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Okay, Yeah, we don't need that, we do it. Yeah,
we don't need that. We don't need that at all.
You get worried, You get worried.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Well, you got a new deck recently. But the deck
that I did have up on the house, though it's sketchy. Man,
you step in the wrong place, it starts moving.

Speaker 20 (44:15):
Bob, I'm pretty sure you would love it if they
wont because my dad loves to smoke really really good meats.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, we are getting bribed. Okay, cookie bribe
comes in.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
D's the meats. Now, it's smoked meats with dad.

Speaker 20 (44:30):
And maybe if you head it over there early, since
you'd like to rub your own meat, you can rub
on his meat too.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
All right, contest is canceled. Rub Dad's meat. Talk about
a bribe.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
We know how much you like doing it at your house? Yeah, yeah,
dude preparing? Yeah that's right, right, Yeah, gotta give the
proper rub, got it, got it? Get These hands are
trained too. I might show cook meat. I might show
Dad a thing or two, or maybe he'll show.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Me man a meat off. Oh my gosh, who can
rub better? Yeah? You know you know how you win that?
You come with those black gloves.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
If I ever see somebody rubbing meat with them black gloves,
pro move, dude. Those gloves mean that you know how
to rub me. You know what I'm talking about. Where
do you even get those at? Where do you get
the black gloves?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Don't get him? You earn them? Oh jesus, I've never
seen him for sale.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
The Meat Rubbers Association of America sends them to you.
When you cheat, you gotta achieve a level of meat
rubbing the mr yeah gloves, Yes, oh my god. One
day I hope I can rub meat like you and
this guy's dad.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Maybe I can. If he wins a deck and we
can all, maybe we'll have a meat rubbing like class.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
I don't know if this guy's allowed to win, just
because of what could happen. I'm gonna show up with.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Black gloves and everybody's getting rubbed, I mean the meat
not all right, you can enter.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Just send us a talkback message if you want to
brand a new deck sly deckon fence. Thank you, Bob's
deck dot that party. All right, we got a chance
for you to win a thousand dollars. Coming up trying
to pay your bills. Around nine ten, it's Mike and Bob.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Nix on kiss. What's distracting you right now? Bob from
the show. I'm watching Pittsburgh Dad versus squishy Toys? Are
you enjoying? Uh?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I am.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
He has the dumplings, he has no is the butter.
I think he has a giant banana. Oh gee, he's
got them all. Oh Man, Pittsburgh Dad's got them all.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Okay, Mikey and Bob the nainety six to one Kiss
Morning Free Show again a para day in May. You
can win tickets to see some of the biggest shows
coming soon to Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Today it's Teddy Swims tickets. All you gotta do is send.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Us a talk back message and you are registered to
win some Teddy Swims tickets. Hey, well so fellows, this
is herk over and oakmahk I'm trying to win them
Teddy Swim tickets.

Speaker 16 (47:15):
Hey, Mikey Bob, it's frant you here from Elizabeth and
I want to enter to win the Teddy Swims ticket.

Speaker 10 (47:22):
Guy you Good morning, Mikey big Bob in ninety six
to one. This is Troy listening from Containning PA. I
would love to go see Teddy Swims. He will watch
all his videos online and you've always wanted to see him,
and now that he's coming out to Pittsburgh, that.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Would be great.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
Matt from Meadowlands All right, man, and I take my
wife and if you pick me, Mikey Abob, you can
call me Teddy Wins.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Oh, Teddy Wins. Why would we call you Teddy Wins?

Speaker 6 (47:44):
Bud because uh lose cone.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Settle down. Man, all right, we didn't need that. Teddy
Wintings right there, man, I'm sure. So nobody tells you
you're great, but you're not Teddy Wings.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
All right. That sounded a lot better when you were
singing it into your phone.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Listen, man, he tried out for American Idol down the
Convention Center in two thousand and nine.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
All right, okay, he almost made it through too. They
told me it was good. Call Teddy Wins. Teddy Wins
didn't get golden too, won't his lady?

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Truello?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Whoa man? Teddy Wins Verse Squish Toys.

Speaker 6 (48:37):
Matt from Meadowlands, And I'd take my wife. And if
you pick me, mikey in Bob, you can call me
Teddy Wins. Jeez, you're injured, man, you're inuse lose.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Truello.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Hey, buddy, stop singing.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
You can stop singing, Teddy swing You're okay. He stops
singing it with no tattoos. Okay, very proper, Teddy Wins,
Teddy Wins there, all right.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Just keep sending your talkback messages in if you want
to win some Teddy Swims tickets today, and then we'll
have another artist tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Paraday in May.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Find out who we're giving away tickets to tomorrow around
eight am here on the Kiss Morning Free Show, it
is Mikey and Bob. Let's get to this talkback message
brought to us by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Hey, Mikey and Bob and Simon the stuff a bus
nub rub guy.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Oh, Simon, stuff bus up rub guy. This guy who
comes out to stuff a bus every year. His name
is Simon. He is missing the tip of his pinky
so he greets Bob every year we do our charity
toy drive after Thanksgiving. He comes in the parking lot
and just starts rubbing his little pinky nub on like
Bob's necker's head.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
You never forget the nub rub guy. It's a greeting. Hey,
this one's for Bob. Actually, Hey, did you delog the
backyard yet? WHOA? I hope? So you can't be logging in.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
May, right, That's that's an April task if you have dogs, right.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
The snow has been gone for a while.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yeah. Once the snow melts and you feel pretty confident
in it, I think that's when the de logging.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Needs to take place. I need to get out and
do that. And now that winter's over here, winner's over. Dude,
where have you been? Buddy? You got it? Well? Those
dogs are going logs on logs.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
He's missing a tip on his pinky though. Okay, maybe
maybe there's extra to it with him. Maybe he just
he doesn't pick it up as easy as we do.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
It's late.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
It's a late start. They'll here to pick him off.
He's missing a tip. Know what your method is. I
like to just throw in a rubber glove and take
a garbage bag and I just pick him out, throw
him in the garbage bag.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
I should be really weigh it at the end. I
feel like I probably get I don't know, seventeen to
nineteen pounds or something. How about you? You done with it yet?
How big are your dog dogs? He got out there? Dinosaurs?
Or what the hell is all right? Oh? I got
twenty pounds? Listen, and you're bare handing him with a
glove on I I've never heard of this before. Yeah,
I get no shovel. Is that an easier way to

(51:02):
d log? Absolutely not. There's a smush factor, dude. It's
not touching your hand though. These kids think squishes are cool.
I got something. I got something out in the yard.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Get all the neighborhood kids around and put gloves on
them and let him go.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Pittsburgh Dad versus de log and dog logs. Jeez, these
kids take these natos.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
These squishes, Oh you got in the back garden squishing
dog walks? Are your chance to win a thousand dollars.
Try to pay your bills. Next time a Kiss Morning
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Speaker 1 (51:39):
It's Mikey and Buff.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Your chance to win one thousand dollars in just minutes.
Here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It is Mikey
and Bob and UH. We've been getting Facebook messages from
UH from Ashley. She actually left us a talkback message
here which I'm gonna play, brought to us by UH
the Pavement Group. It's time to come together Pittsburgh to
help out her son.

Speaker 17 (52:03):
Him my game, Big Bob. My name's Ashley. I've sent
you messages on Facebook. I've been trying to get you
to maybe post something on your social media's for my
son to help him win the America's Favorite Student. There's
only two days left for this round. He's in fourth
place and needs to get up to first, and I've
gone out of options. I've tried everything. If you guys

(52:25):
could please help boy again. It's Ashley Sheets and I've
sent you messages on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
All right.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Our message says that her son Charlie is part of
America's Favorite student competition. He's eligible eligible to win twenty
thousand dollars toward his education.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
What is this like?

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Through like one of the readers Digest Wow through Readers Digest,
and also gets a tour of the la Planetary Society
with Bill Nye the Science Guy.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Okay, listen, we got to send this kid to go
see Bill ny the Science Guy.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Right with ny the Science Guy, Ashley says, Charlie's nine.
He loves school. He's a huge fan of educational videos
about space.

Speaker 9 (53:06):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
This my dude right here.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Man loves space me too, all right, has his own
Galaxy projector, and loves to grow up to be a
special needs teacher like the ones that have fostered his
love for science to even talks about growing up and
getting to work with his favorite teachers at Gateway. He
needs to move into first place by tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
May seven gets to hang with Bill ny the Science.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Guy says if you could repost his link, He's autistic.
He's worked so hard to get where he is. I'm
doing this alone. I never have enough to do fun
stuff with him. This would mean the world to him
because he's obsessed with space. She posts, I don't want
to be some sob story. But I tried reaching out
everywhere to every community group I could find. Please help
Pittsburgh always sports, other Pittsburghers, but I'm having a hard

(53:52):
time reaching anyone. All right, well, let's see if we can.
Let's see if we can do this here, nine year
old Charlie eligible to win twenty five dollars hang out
with Bill Ny the science Guy, Gateway, Autistic Love Space,
got projector We'll post the link up on our Mikey
and Bob facebook page. Go give him some votes today
and see if we can't get him to the next round.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
And shot right.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
We're on team Charlie now again, going to our Mikey
and Bob facebook page if you want the link to
h to vote for Charlie, and you know, spread it
around your socials too, and see if we can't get
him into the next round.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
All right, here's your chance to win a thousand dollars.
Good luck.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Do you see a surprise episode of The Bear came
out yesterday, like not a not the season five that's
coming up, which is supposed to be the final season.
Every series should do. This'd be awesome. That's perfect a
surprise episode. I guess it had to do with Richie
and Mikey on a work trip in Gary, Indiana. But
season five is supposed to be the last season. That's
supposed to come out maybe next month. They haven't officially
announced that yet, but they dropped a surprise episode that's

(54:54):
sort of like a backstory sort of thing. The Pit
needs to do this get me through, you know, drop
a little bonus episode in there. That is a great
idea for shows that like have a long break between seasons.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Just justially, if you're on a streamer, just drop a
surprise and pop up episode for everybody.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Give us like a backstory episode or something like that,
like The Bear did yesterday.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
It's mike Y' and Bob the ninety six to one
Kiss Morning Freak Show. I have a lot of hyper
fixations I think that I talk about on the show.
I like when people have hyperfixations, even if I'm not
into it. I get passionate about people that are passionate
about other things like, what would you say are some
of your hyperfixations to when we mentioned it on the show, Bob,

(55:37):
It's boom, That's that's my lane right there, needs.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Mustache, just fishing nipples. Okay, I'm not sexy big people,
sexy big men in general.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
None of the answers I was expecting out of you.
But if you want to call those your hyperfixations, absolutely,
you've been listening to the Joy shows, Harry Guy. One
of mine is obviously if you've been listening to the
show long enough, especially this week with me the fourth
without pants. Let's get to this talkback message brought to

(56:25):
us by One Team Media.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
One of my hyperfixation, Star Wars.

Speaker 21 (56:28):
Hikey, Bobby, this is Ottom and Florida.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Yeah, my dog is attacking me. I am the wiener
dog mom of.

Speaker 21 (56:36):
Vader and now Loki you remember him as Loki Beans.
I'm a big Star Wars and Marvel fan. So this
really is for you monkey.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Star Wars and Marvel two of my hyper fixations. You
got any more, Bob lunch ladies.

Speaker 21 (56:50):
On Revenge of the Sixth, and I was calling to
tell you, well, first of all, we could have lots
of garage, talks about Marvel and stuff.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Yeah, hanging out in my garage also a hyper fixation
of mine too.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
You got any more Bob ribbon dancing?

Speaker 21 (57:06):
But also I was calling because the other day you
said that you don't like Vader and you said he
kills children.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Yeah, I'm not. I love Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Darth Vader is a necessary character in Star Wars, but
he's not one of my favorite characters because.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
He kills kids.

Speaker 21 (57:22):
With episodes four, five, and six, so we knew Darth Vader.
We did not know Anakin Vader did not do what
you accused him of doing.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Okay, well, I gotta I gotta let everybody know. Now
Anakin Skywalker grows up to be Darth Vader. Right, so
we're talking about the same person here, Just a.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
What's another one of your hyperfixations, Bob, Granny's who bake in,
Grannys who smoke? Okay, so Grannies.

Speaker 21 (57:55):
Only later in the two thousands did we meet Anakin
Skywalker episode one.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Okay, but by the way, whatever she's talking about with
Star Wars, it has gone off the rails of Bob's hyperfixations.

Speaker 21 (58:07):
And it was episode three before he became Vader. Okay,
Vader did not execute Order sixty six.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Okay, that's when the kids get killed sixty Have you
been wrong about this Darth Vader hot take all? Well,
kind of, because Darth Vader doesn't technically kill the kids.
It's Anakin Skywalker. But Anakin Skywalker is basically turning into
Darth Vader when.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
He's killing the kids. What's another one of your hyperfixation?

Speaker 21 (58:33):
It was Anakin, So you don't have to be an
Anakin fan because who likes Anakin?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
But you can't just say who likes Anakin? Early Clone
Wars stuff? Whaties you know, teaching Asuka to animal mating noises? Okay,
that's one of my hyperfixations too.

Speaker 21 (58:53):
You should be a Vader fan because, okay, he makes
cool noises?

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Oh okay, who else makes cool noises? And move and heat?

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Wait a minute, that whole build up was just I
should like Darth Vader.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Because he makes cool money he does. Does Darth Vader
make cool noises? Hell yeah he does, dude. What are
Darth Vader's signature noises? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:19):
You know, no, I mean I heard that before, But
if somebody would have just like randomly made that noise,
you need it inhaler or something. Star Wars one of

(59:42):
my hyperfixations. You ever want to talk about Star Wars,
I'm your guy. Uh anymore hyperfixations? You want to share
a bot?

Speaker 1 (59:47):
I ever want to.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Talk about koalas with chlamydia?

Speaker 1 (59:51):
I'm your guy. What what is this week? Bob? National
Nurses Week? It says it starts starts today through the twelfth.
Let's start today. It's Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
I don't know, man, It's what I just read. Okay,
how do was Teacher Appreciation Week?

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
That's what I thought too. It's power. It's a powerful week.
It's powerful. Oh that's that's uncalled for. Why they deserve
separate weeks? I agree with that. Those are two of.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
One of I feel like my most favorite and respected
professions teachers and nurses. National Nurses Week May six through twelve.
Come on, that's what it says. And Teacher Appreciation Week two?
Yeah very much?

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Running split them, split them running at the same time.
I have them both running at the same time. It's
Mikey Bob the Kiss Morning Free Show. Let's get to
some more of your talkback messages sent him to the
free iHeartRadio app brought to us by one Team Media,
our buddy aj Don and Florida always listening on the
iHeartRadio app We.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Love bus ag and today my mom would privately with
Love Island punch Pop Puppy huh.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
And that means I.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Have a question for you, Bob me, since you've got Peacock,
are you going to be locked into Love Island Season
eight All summer Boy, Happy Birthday?

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Yeah, it's not Bob's Birthday's birthdays away.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Love Island Season eight on Peacock, Love Island, USA, June
second it comes out, I'm not I'm not in on
the Love Island. You know why I'm not in on
Love Island either, because I feel like it's not Love Island.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Well, love is blind and sometimes sometimes, but I feel
like Love Island is just sex, okay yeah, and I
feel like.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Listen, I want to see real love.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
I want to see couples that'll last forever, and I
don't know if that's happening on Love Island, even though
I probably looked it up, it probably has.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
I'm not looking for beat sex, okay, aj. I'm not
looking for sand to get stuck in sacred places. I
want real love, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Love Island. I don't know, summertime, there's nothing in the summer.
Everything's in reruns out that. Let's get to add here.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
I got there from Newcastle.

Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
Ahead.

Speaker 18 (01:02:07):
You know, I was catching up on a podcast from
yesterday and every time you guys mentioned.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
The cookie tables in Pittsburgh origin.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Yeah, we got invited to officiate a wedding from a
couple of our listeners and we were just you know,
they said they got a cookie table, and that's how
you get us.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
I begged them different.

Speaker 18 (01:02:24):
I'm from well, I live in Newcastle, but I'm from
Youngstown originally. Okay, so look up Youngstown versus Pittsburgh wedding
cooking table tables, and you will see that it actually
started in Youngstown, Ohio, but y'all made it more popular.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Okay, now, Brian second, Okay, Okay, yeah, all right, I
just calm down. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
We don't need about to start like a Bloods and
Crips war here. Okay, we don't need to give Okay,
what are you doing talking crazy like this that we
don't need to take this to the streets.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
All right, Hey, listen, Youngstown, Ohio.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
I feel like it's like if Pittsburgh is the major leagues,
like Youngstown and Erie are like Triple A, but like
they all funnel to Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
I feel like we claim Youngstown. Yeah yeah, in like
the like Morgantown, West Virginia.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
I think we claim that as like a Triple A
team of Pittsburgh. Wasn't there think a couple of years back,
like Steubenville was the burb of the bird.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Yeah, like the whole area is kind of They had
a jingle I think too of the Burgs.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Like, don't be talking crazy though, because the people the
wedding cookie table community on Facebook, we'll hear you talking
about this.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Yeah. The next thing you know, you're gonna spark war.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Next thing you know, you're missing because the cookie table
lady got you. Uh, let's get to Raccoon Tim, who
wants to tell us about his finger real quick.

Speaker 11 (01:03:45):
And Mikey and Big Bobo Raccoon Tim, So Mikey and
Bob I pierce finger literally almost all the way through.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
It, putting up a chain league in the backyard.

Speaker 11 (01:03:56):
Oh no, because you know, I'm an animal lover and
highly against dogs being on chains alive for day. He
likes to run out of the yard. So she's been
on a chain until I get Yeah, the chain link
since done?

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Okay, all right, well there you go, raccoon.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Tim almost put a uh put a chain link fence
right through.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
It's been a word show today.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Go over the place I thought he said he pierced
his finger like he got some exotic piancing or something.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
I thought that's where we were going with it.

Speaker 19 (01:04:29):
He's got my nipples pierced. I need something mouse, and
I wasn't gonna do the other thing. So walking looks
like mine. Alright, we should probably just go home.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Brings you a pair of daemy. I'm not even joking, man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
I don't know what's happened towards the end of the
show today, but I feel like I've just been laughing
in here. I'm somewhat sweaty. My glasses fogged up because
my forehead was sweating. Like, I don't know what's happened.
We've had some laughs towards the end of the show
here today it's Mikey and Bob the ninety six to
one Kiss Morning Free Show Pirates back at it tonight.

(01:05:08):
They're playing in Arizona. It's nine to forty. You're not
gonna stay up for it. But Skemes is pitching schemes.
So got that they lost nine to nothing last night.
Oh no, let's go bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
Huh, Let's go box, Hey, let's go buck thing Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Teddy Swims tickets throughout the rest of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Today Again every day in May around eight am, we
tell you Paraday in May which tickets you can win Today.
Send us a talkback message through the free iHeart Radio
app and you can win some tickets to go see
Teddy Swims June seventh at the Peterson Event Center. All right,
if you missed any of the show today, always get
caught up with the Mikey and Bob podcast on the
free iHeart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey,

(01:05:47):
by the way, just a quick update the you know,
earlier we were talking about the nine year old Charlie
trying to win twenty thousand dollars to go towards his education.
Meet Bill by the science guy. This whole reader's die
just like contest. Yeah, he's local Pittsburgh kid. You know,
I think it goes to Gateway. A lot of people
already voting for him, so we we hope Charlie makes

(01:06:09):
it to the next round. Again, if you want to
see all about him. You have it till I think
tomorrow to vote for Charlie and just go to our
Mikey and Bob Facebook page. People are already commenting and
sharing it, so hopefully Charlie gets some votes and can
make it to the next round. All right, what do
you want to name the podcast today? Bob six foot
nine and legally Blind. It was such a good nickname

(01:06:31):
earlier that we got. Yeah, because I'm tall and Bob
is legally blind in one eye. It's one of the
best nicknames that we ever got. And for us is
a duo, it's good. Six foot nine and legally blind.
That's the name of the podcast today. Anything else we
gotta tell the kids here.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
I think we're good. All right, Ryan, he crashes up
right now, tell you that that Pittsburgh nine kiss.