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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, this morning freak show, I'm over here telling Bob
how great beds are. Like that's breaking news to anybody.
Good morning friends, it is Mikey and Bob. I've been
sleeping on our living room couch with my wife Jamie
for a while now, like probably a month. She's got

(00:21):
a lot of she's got a lot of medical issues,
and she sort of sleeps on the couch and she
that's where she likes to be, so you just kind
of camp out there. I join her every now and
then and We'll be watching something at night and then
I'll just fall asleep, and then I'll be like, well,
I might as well, you know, sleep.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
On the couch. I've made the couch very comfortable for
me though.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Sure. Yeah, yeah, I got nice blankets and everything on
the couch. When I know I'm doing couch sleepovers, I
may get nice and right. Yeah. So, since we had
our summer vacation at the beginning of July, I have
been sleeping on the couch every night with Jamie. Since then,
I haven't slept in our bed, and it's it's like
three weeks now. Yeah, I slept in a bed last night.

(01:02):
Let me tell you, everybody, I don't know where you're
sleeping at. But these beds they got it, they got
something going here. You should be sleeping in a bed,
you told me. Just like, I'm such an ass too,
because I'm just like, yeah, You're like, I slept in bedless.
I'm like, oh, how was it? Yeah, I know, And
I'm like, no, you don't understand. I haven't slept in
a bed in like three four weeks. It was amazing.

(01:24):
It's like I didn't wake up forty times in the
middle of the night because I had a cat on me.
You know. That's the other thing too. You gotta look
at there's eight cats in my house. So if you
sleep on the if you sleep on the living room couch, yeah,
you're in the cat zone at any at any time.
And the cats they love being up and doing stuff
at night over batting at your face. Want a couple pets? Sure, yeah,

(01:49):
So you're out there and you don't get a good
night to sleep anyway with the cat. I'm telling you,
cats aren't allowed in my room upstairs, in the bastard bedroom.
Oh man, I slept in a bed last night. Let
me tell you you guys got to try these things out.
You're not sleeping in a bed.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
You might be doing it wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I'm here to tell you.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Give it a try. So comfortable might change your life.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
All right, let's do some say something nice this morning.
Get some positivity out into the world and out into
the city. If you got something nice to say about
someone or something.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
You just started it with the bed there, I did bed.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Say something nice about beds. Hey, beds. I don't know
what you're doing, beds, but you're pretty comfortable out there.
Send you or say something nice messages. We'll get to
a round to that around seven to ten here on
the Kiss Morning Freak Shows, Mike, you, Bob, good morning,
not just six one kiss.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Hey, what's coming for us today?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
We got some some rain this afternoon, but this could
be severe. We could see some hail, some damaging wind,
isolated tornadoes, heavy rain that could lead to flooding. It
looks like this afternoon and into the evening it doesn't
look great at some point.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, it looks like get your stuff out early.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
If you have running around you need to do because
you know, turn around, don't drown all that stuff. We'll
be in play today as it looks like we're gonna
get some severe weather coming through. See the rest of
the week. Though, rest of the week does look good.
It looks dry and nice going into the weekend. It
is Mikey and Bob here on a ninety six to
one kiss. Yeah. The Canadian wildfire, haze and smoking all that.

(03:25):
That's gotten a lot better, you know, except now we're
gonna tear off Canada. Did you see that? I did
see that. Yes, we're putting tariffs on Canada. Doesn't make
sense because Canada doesn't pay that we do. And it's
it's yeah, and it's where I get my One Bone
clothes from a Canadian company. Oh no, man, dude, this

(03:47):
is awful. Bob's been wearing I found shirts and shorts
that fit you. Have been wearing this clothing company out
of Canada, One Bone. I'm wearing one of their shirts
right now. For like four or five years. It's all
you wear. It's the only clothing company you wear shirts from.
I've slowly converted my entire closet to it. Yeah, I know.

(04:09):
And oh, they're gonna dink around. They did this once before,
dink around. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, we edit yourself very nice. I know what you
really want to say.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
They did it once before. And through terms up for
like a couple of weeks, and it was horrible for
their business.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
It's like, I need this Canadian company to survive.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
We gotta buy a lot of shirts. We gotta keep.
We gotta keep this Canadian company. I do not care
like whatever's going on in America and the dumpster fire
we got going on here and I listen, Me and
Bob need a Canadian shirt company to pull through whatever
madness is going on down seriously, because this is where
we found the perfect shirts for ourselves. Stop ding dong

(04:49):
and around and get my shirts over the border. It
took us so many years to find shirts that comfortably
fit our awkwardly sized bodies. It's a Canadian company. Do
we need to support USA and Manument, Yes, but I
here made sure it's that fit us in the whole country.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
I don't they have a USA company that fits this well.
They figured it out in Canada like this.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
This is the thing that turns Bob on right here,
This is the thing that gets them all political. Right here.
You came for my Canadian shirt. It's all talk enough enough,
cut it.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Out, all right.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
We have a Spanish teacher that wants to talk about
Seals coming up next on ninety six to one. Kiss
Here it's mike Y Bob. Also send us here say
something nice talkback messages. We want to feature you say
saying something nice, as saying some positive good happening in
your life. Yeah, we'll get to that around seventen It's
Mikey Bob, Mikey.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
And Bob podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
All right, let's hear from Weed Nico who listened to
the show all the way in the state of Washington.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Scream the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Hey, we appreciate you listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.
But it's not just listening to the show, it's seeing
clips of the show, seeing pictures of us in our
daily lives, be our friends, seeing pictures of my cats.
That's right. We're on Instagram, of course. You can follow
us if you don't already at FS Mikey for Me,

(06:32):
at FS Big Bob for Me Fast stands for Freak Show. Yeah,
we made it a long time ago. You know, what
are you gonna do? Follow us on Instagram at FS Mikey,
at FS Big Bob if you love the little round
ball of raccoon named Jimmithy that has taken over the
Seattle area has his own day now up there. They're

(06:57):
also somebody painted a mural of Jimmy see the raccoon again.
If you haven't seen this, it looks like a volleyball
shaped raccoon. Some people refer to it as a cryptid,
which is sort of like an imaginary animal that doesn't
seem real. But he's a real raccoon with some spine problems.
It looks like they're really running fast with this one.
There's a mural, people are getting Jimithy tattoos, there's a proclamation.

(07:21):
He's gonna have his own day in the city up
by Seattle, where he's from. He's having his own day,
and they're having like a celebration. I mean, is Jimmithy
gonna be there for his own day. They're bringing in
like food trucks, setting up a stage, having everybody hang
out like it's a full thing. That might be that
might be the situation where Jimothy bites somebody.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
That might be it.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
We might peak with it's Jimithy fast and then Jimothy's like, oh,
it's still wild.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Raccoon and it's gonna bite some seven people that.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Might be where the biting happens. It is Mikey and
Bob here on ninety six one kiss. Let's get to
a talkback message. Download our free iHeartRadio app and you
can send messages when you're listening to the station or
the Mikey and Bob Podcast.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Talkback messages brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Hi boys, friendly Spanish teacher again. Here y, I am
listening to Jimmothy the Raccoon and you guys talking about
like how everybody's enthralled with him and had the monkey
punch and all that.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, there always seems to be like once every couple
months and an animal that takes over the Internet.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Have you guys seen anything on Neil the Seal and Tasmania?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Oh, because if not, you have to watch Love Neil.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
This Seal is absolutely hilarious and just freaking habit.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah yeah, bye, yeah, you know Neil the Seal, Right, Bob,
I think I don't know if we've covered Neil the
Seal before, but there is this seal who uh just
takes over this town in New Zealand and everybody knows him.
It comes out of the water and will just lay
in the middle of the road. It's the last Neil
video I saw. They tried blocking him in with like
the police barriers. Yeah, and Neil went over top of

(08:58):
it and snapped it in half.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Nothing works. So here's a little bit of Neil the
Seal after nearly six months at sea. Yeah, Tasmania's most adored,
rambunctious and sleepy mammal. He's back. Hey, nobody, that's just how.
They'll have cars that'll just drive on the road and
they'll pull up right beside him and be like, now,

(09:21):
like some old lady had Neil at her front doors,
just like you can't come in here, you're too big.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yes, there is a Neil the Seal.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
I looked up Neil the Seal before our show started
because I knew we were getting that message right.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Neil the Seals back in New Zealand, back hanging out.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, back just cause I think uh seals molt like
they shed their skin, skin or whatever, like not crazy
top coat. They don't look like a nude cat or
anything like that. But yes, so Neil the Seal is
back causing havoc in New Zealand, and it just that's
that's where we are with the internet. Every couple of months,

(09:58):
an animal comes. Sometimes they're just different looking. Sometimes they're
super cute, like Punch the Monkey, or sometimes they're just
like shaped like a volleyball. And it's a raccoon, and
you just say, never seen that before? Ye people, one day,
you know, on Jimmothy Day, it'll be the'll it'll have
its own day and it'll be taken away the same day.

(10:19):
Why because he sent two kids in the hospital and
maybe we got too close to the raccoon. By the way,
speaking of animals, we have a Florida Finding Nemo story
coming up for today's Weird Florida Story. I gotta be honest,
it doesn't have anything to do with the fish, Nemo
or anything like that. It's got to do with the
naked guy.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
We'll get to that around seven to twenty five.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
It's Mikey and Bob from Mikey and Bob Podcast. Okay,
hold on, everyone went to school with a kid that could.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Purple like that? You're right, every one of us do
up streams.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
The Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you
get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Some severe storms, some rain, some hail, possibly flooding, possible.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Tornadoes, all of it.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
We'll get through the area coming this afternoon, so definitely
watch what you're doing outside, make sure you're safe, you know,
turn around, don't drown all that stuff, because we're getting
a storm coming through the area later this afternoon into
this evening. It's Mikey and Bob on ninety six to
one Kiss. This is the diarrhea portion of our show.
It's weird because we talk about diarrhea and gross stuff

(11:37):
on the show all the time. But now I feel
like when we talk about diarrhea it's public health. And
by the way, if you listen to our show for
a long time, aren't you glad we taught you how
to spell diarrhea properly years and years ago. Very useful.
Now I feel like we've all had to spell diarrhea
within the last couple of weeks. Right, by the way,
the way, you remember diarrhea dogs in Africa really hard

(12:01):
every afternoon, Yeah that's what it was. Yeah, all right,
so that's how you spelled diarrhea. That's how you remember it.
But yesterday was Taylor Farms, the source of the diarrhea
lettuce coming out and saying, Hey, the FDA apologize. I said,
they're sorry to us.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
It was a false positive.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh god. Now, one of our friends, doctor Alex, who
listens to the show a lot, he's doctor of public health.
I was watching him on Instagram and he was sort
of explaining, you know what this was. The false positive
from Taylor Farms was for another sample that was not
from the Mexican diarrhea farm that gave their lettuce to

(12:44):
Taylor Farms agen spread it through the country. Right, It's
such a pr blurring of the lines that they did
by saying, like all, the FDA apologized to us. But
then again, why would anybody be honest with the public
at this point, right, Yeah, that's just not how the
world works. Everybody's awful. Yes, it's very hard to keep
up with even simple things like public health at this point.

(13:06):
But uh yeah, it was a little confusing because then
it's like, oh, should we trust the FDA, And it's like, well, yeah,
you can, I guess. But the false positive was for
like something that was being tested that was not where
the samples from the Mexican farm came from. So yeah, yeah,

(13:27):
don't worry, we still all have a great chance to
get diarrhea. Okay, don't worry. If you've been wishing, it's
your chance is still out there. Yeah, don't act like
there wasn't a The false positive has nothing to do
with the diarrhea outbreak that we got going on. They
were testing, it was another thing. It was a false positive. Basically,
they owned multiple farms. They did multiple tests and one

(13:50):
of them came back false positive. However, it wasn't the one. No,
it wasn't the one though, So again, no, one's still nasty.
You've been looking to take off a week off of
work and just live on the toilet for a week,
you know, get out there and eat the lettuce.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Now's your time, all right, we'll.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Get to today in freak Show history coming up next
around us, say something nice, if you have something nice
to say about somebody or something. We'll get to that.
Around seven ten, it's Mikey and Bob former Steelers running
back Le'Veon Bell got arrested in Ohio. There, Bob Ah, Yeah,
it looks like he didn't pay child support. Again. I

(14:26):
guess this has been an ongoing problem, all right, So
he had a warrant out and yeah, he's been taking
into custody. All right, they got le'vy on. It's Mikey
and Bob here on ninety six to one Kiss You see.
ESPN is reportedly cut ties with former Steeler Ryan Clark.
That's after like a decade. He was on Everything Man
NFL Live, like Monday night football pregame show with you know,

(14:47):
Kelsey and them. But apparently ESPN is going through some
layoffs and Ryan Clark, former Steeler, no longer with the ESPN,
which he'll be fine. He's got one of the biggest
sports podcast, the Pivot, with a couple other guys, so
he's gonna be fined. Ryan Clark came out to our
yearly toy Drive stuff a boss. This is like probably

(15:09):
ten years ago before he even got into broadcasting, and
he was still with the Steelers our yearly holiday toy
Drive and just hung out with us for a couple hours.
Wanted to know, like how we interact with people and
how radio works and the timing of it and all.
It's like that deat. Yeah, it really was nothing good
things to say about Ryan Clark, but it looks like
he's out at ESPN. Hey, Bucco's lost in New York

(15:32):
last night to the Yankees eight to five. One of
our all star pitchers, Braxton at Ashcraft, suffered the worst
start of his career. Yankees win eight to five. But
how about the Magician Man? As Merlin valed as another
home run, he is now the first Pirate to have
an RBI in eight consecutive games since.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Kevin Young did it back in nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
As Merlin's just on Fireman the Magician. It'll be Bucos
in New York taking on the Yankees again. Bubba Chandler
pitching for the Pirates tonight. It is right around seven o'clock.
Time for us to take you back to a moment
in the show that made us laugh, made us smile.
It is time for today and freak show history, and
today our top five tag team wrestling names that me

(16:18):
and Bob would call ourselves if we were a tag team.
Here we go, today, History Today. Top five wrestling tag
team names that you would call me and Bob if
we were actually professional wrestlers. Number five put me in

(16:42):
some overalls Farmer Mikey and corn on the Bob. Sometimes
you just need a gimmick as a tag team. Minds
it right there in like all yellow wrestling finglet Corn. Yes,
you will be dressed in all yellow, hey, with with
a yellow swim cap on. It's just big corn. You got.

(17:07):
Number four wrestling tag team name for us, Lanky and
Spanky the Human number ten. It's so good. I love it.
Lanky and Spanky the Human number ten. We always call
ourselves the human number ten because I'm the one, Bob's
zero when.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
We stand next to each other.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Lanky and Spanky the Human number ten is an awesome
tag team name for me and you. Number three, Lift
Kit and Lowrider. Hey, and you know how sometimes like
we go when they go to the wrestling ring, like
if it's a big event like WrestleMania and they drive
a cart out dude man just bouncing in a low rider,

(17:48):
hitting the switches, Lift Kitten, Lowrider coming to the ring
back ends. You're scraping off the ground because I'm sitting
too far back in the low Rider. We're not bouncing
and all. We're just scraping that bumper, scraping, sparking. Number
two tag team wrestling name if me and Bob were
a tag team, Number two, the bedet Blaster. That's a

(18:13):
good one right there, mat Uh, Me and you now
both proud owners of bidets. Yes, the Bedet Blasters do
we come out with like squirt guns and like playfully
hit the crop. You're like O the Bedet Blaster. That
finishing move would be something to work on too. I
think we might have to bring in a foreign object
for that, right. What's the finishing move for the wrestling

(18:37):
tag team the Bedet Blasters, Well, they pull your wrestling
trumps down, they make a squirt gun, go where the
sun don't shine. And the number one tag team wrestling
name for me and Bob would be Mooby and Booby
the Areola Assassin. Numb boom boom, whoa. You don't want

(19:00):
to know about the finishing move. You don't want to
know about the finishing move. Basically, we're just gonna grab
them nipples twist. That's it. We're just gonna grab them
nipples twist. Let's write off the tag team champions up Pittsburgh,
Moby and Moby the Areola Assassin. I'm Today's weird Florida

(19:27):
story has to do with a Florida finding Nemo situation.
There's no fish invult though, just a naked guy. We'll
get to that story around seven twenty five. Everybody loves
a good weird Florida Story of the Day. Right, it
is Mikey and Bob on ninety six one kiss. It's
time to say something nice. What's it? That's right? Uh huh,

(19:48):
It's time for say something nice. We say something nice,
say something nice? Alright, This where you send us a
positive message. Want to put somebody up on a pedestal.
You want to say, hey, somebody's doing a good job.
Send us a say something nice message. Let's get to that.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
Good morning, Mike, you and Big Bob. This is Alessandra.
I just want to take this time and thank you
guys for me and you Sunday at Across Studio for
the Foot World Cup game. It was truly an honor
to meet you guys, and I hope you guys have
a wonderful day and hope to see you at more events.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, we met Lossandro. He's been listening to the show
for a long time.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
We've never met him in person, and I got to
meet him out of the Acresure World Cup final. We
were out there. Say something nice, say something nice. Hike you,
Big Bob, how are you doing? I can't say enough
After my previous breakup with my previous radio station.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Oh boy, I.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Won't name them. Wow. Thank you guys for geez uplifting
me and man being amazing in the morning. Thank you
so much.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
We got him changes radio station, radio station, break up?
Where you been?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Man? You know, come over here, you gotta change with us.
A couple of ugly, ugly shaped guys, well oddly shaped guys. Yeah, listen, man,
we're the weird looking guys. We're all right. Yeah, say
something nice, say something nice. You into oddly shaped guys,

(21:26):
wear them. I'm glad we're your new favorite morning show.
By the way, you ever seen what we look like?
Makes it even better? All right, let's get to another
one here. Hey, buccie, it's Bill from Brinswick, Ohio. Hey, boys,
I just wanted to say something nice. Okay, say something nice,

(21:50):
say something nice?

Speaker 2 (21:51):
All right, Bill.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Last week I was back in time for a little bit,
and my family and I went to spoon Wood Brewing Company,
and boys, it was fan tasting. Our server, Sarah, I
believe her name was, was amazing. She was so fun
so funny. I just have an absolute blast. Just wanted
to give them a shout out. Love you boys. Wow.
All right, Sarah, maybe good server Food Brewery South there

(22:16):
that one say something nice? Say something nice? All right?
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(22:37):
pilots fan, this is the show you want to be at.
They don't do a lot of shows this year. Nine
to thirty, we got your chance for that, And coming
up next around seven to twenty five, we will get
to today's weird Florida story.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
It is a Florida finding Nemo situation that.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Has nothing to do with fish but everything to do
with the naked man. That's coming up next on the
Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's Mikey and Bob Nix Kiss.
Some severe weather coming through this afternoon. Might see some storm,
some flash flooding, some hail, damaging winds, and isolated tornado.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
So just uh, you know, be on the alert.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
We might have a pretty bad storm coming through the
area this afternoon. It's Mikey Bob here on ninety six
to one Kiss Hey Commercial street bridge locked into place.
You they pushed that in already. Yes, nice, right, I
thought that was gonna take a long time. It was
scheduled to be closed through August third, but it could
reopen as early as the middle of next weeks at

(23:37):
a pen Dot executive, So we'll keep an eye on
that situation. Uh. The paving work inside the Squirrel Hill
Tunnel has been completed, so uh yeah, And then I
see Liberty Liberty Tunnel is going to close next week
eight pm to five am. Some overnight work Tuesday and
Wednesday night. So just another traffic thing there, but it's
just overnight, so it it ain't as bad as what

(23:59):
the Marshall Street Bridge implosion has uh has brought the traffic. Uh,
all right, there's always weird things happening down in the
state of Florida. Florida stories have been a staple of
our show for years.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Now.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
It is time for another Florida story. Here we Yeah,
all the listeners of the Freak Show, it's time to
double to the Sunshine State. Yes, that's another Florida the.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Story down to Saint Petersburg, Florida.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
We go. Forty four year old John Nemath was arrested
for indecent exposure. No, he's known as Nemo. Florida man
known as Nemo could not find his pants though. All
they did around two thirty in the morning. Yeah, police
got a call said, hey, we found Nemo. Is this

(24:48):
a prank call? Nah, it's a naked guy. Uh. Yeah.
Police got a call around two thirty in the morning
about a man exposing himself in a vulgar manner outside
of an apartment complex in Saint Petersburg, Florida. Is there
a non vulgar way to expose yourself? Uh? Yeah, they're
sexy ways to do that. Yeah. I suppose yourself and
outside of your apartment window at two thirty in the morning.

(25:10):
I don't think it's all vulgar. Yeah. Yeah. Uh. The
cops found Nemo, Yeah yeah, with no pants on it all.
He told police he was just outside his apartment trying
to enjoy the day. Man, oh man, Nemo was on
an adventure. It's two thirty in the morning down in Florida.

(25:33):
You think the cops are wanting to play around of
finding Nemo. They found them. They found them, They found them.
They little shrimp on them too. It is Florida making
the show once again. Now Zar Lars in Midnight Sun
feels like the song of the summer. It does, doesn't it?

(25:54):
It does. It's not Ella Langley's Choosing Texas is the
song of summer. It's Mikeyabob on ninety six to one kiss.
Ella Langley has now tied Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey.
Choosing Texas has spent fourteen weeks.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
At number one on the Billboard Hot one hundred tart.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Like and there's been songs that have taken it over,
but it always comes back right. We're not done with
Ella Langley Choosing Texas yet. Yeah, it's been cooking. It's
now tied the record fourteen weeks at number one hit
the Whitney Mariah with Mariah Carey's we Belong Together and
Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You. Now this does
not include Mariah Carey. All I Want for Christmas is You,

(26:39):
because that's the all time number one. It's twenty two weeks,
but that's across seven years. So if you take Mariah
Carri's Christmas song out, Ella Langley is now.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Just as big as those other two songs.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
So one more week, Ella Langley and She's she's on
her own. I mean, nobody's gonna catch Mariah like Christmas,
that's that's on its own, but non holiday Langley choosing Texas.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Man, it's about to be the biggest song in the.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
History of the Billboard Hot one hundred chart. The Marvel
Doomsday Avengers trailer came out yesterday. It's gonna be a
big one, man, it is gonna be a big one.
I feel like Marvel's just sort of been putting along.
You know, they give us a TV show here, they
give us a movie here. I gotta be honest, I
kind of tapped out. I completely tapped out. Yeah, I

(27:27):
haven't tapped out of Marvel stuff. And I watched a
trailer yesterday. It did give me tingles. It did give
me tingles. Last ten seconds of it made me happy.
I just feel like, maybe there's a lot here, you know,
Like I feel like, at some point here we gotta
wrap it up, right. I mean, I know they never will,
because Marvel is like endless content, but this one just

(27:49):
seems like I need to know like fifty.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Characters going into this movie.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
You know, a lot of characters I have no clue
other than who they are. Yeah, you're not good with
d X men or anything like that. Fantastic four, No didn't.
All right, well they're gonna be in it too. Yeah,
the Avengers Doomsday trailer came out. It's of course, got
Robert Downey Junior, not playing Iron Man but playing uh,
the villain, doctor Victor von Doom. So that was a

(28:16):
big thing. Steve Rogers shows up, you know previously Captain
America where it's like, yes, Thor's hammer gets stopped by
Doctor Doom's two fingers. Do you mean to tell me
he could stop Thor's hammer with two fingers. That's a
lot of part two fingers right there, doctor Doom. Uh,

(28:40):
So that movie you'll be out in theaters December December eighteenth. Also,
a judge, a federal judge, has temporarily halted the Paramount
Warner Brothers merger. This is basically States arguing that it
violates anti trust laws and it's gonna lead to were

(29:00):
movies and higher prices for you know, streaming services. So
I didn't really pay attention to any of this crap,
and then I ran into it yesterday a little bit. Yeah,
like they're doing this pause or temporary halt to the
merger because if they let this play out, Paramount ends
up having to pay millions of dollars. Is that what

(29:21):
they're doing, Is that what Warner Brothers are doing? Like,
all right, if this doesn't go through, Paramount's just gonna
have to pay us a lot of money. Yeah. Yeah,
And I think like if enough people protest it, it
drags it out farther and farther, and then maybe both
are just like, all right, maybe we don't need to
do that, you know, as long as they don't touch
your dotting ranch and your yellow so it's gonna be

(29:42):
okay here, Okay, Paramount, all right, we have your chance
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(30:03):
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Speaker 2 (30:04):
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It is Mikey and Bob on ninety six one Kiss Bob.
We were at Akrocher on Sunday for the World Cup Final,
and you know, you gotta meet a lot of people
who listen to the show and enjoy the show and
everything like that, and there was a there's a group
of people who came up to us and one guy's
introduction to us was just milk, milk, milk, milk, milk,

(31:13):
that Steelers content. That's how he said high to us
and listen. We are getting towards the end of July.
There is not a lot going on with the Steelers,
but this is Pittsburgh and it's time to milk the
Steelers content because we got something going on with our quarterback,

(31:35):
Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Milk Milk, milk, milk, milk, the Steelers content.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, the Steelers content. Aaron Rodgers
has made TMZ. We got Aaron Rodgers news. Aaron Rodgers
back with my fam, hugging it out with his mom.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Why days before cam.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Now, if you haven't been following Aaron Rodgers and his
family saga, he's sort of been a strange from his
family for a few years. But uh, yesterday he posted
a picture, a couple pictures with his mom, Darla, his
dad Ed, and his brother Luke. His other brother Jordan
m I a Jordan Rodgers. He was the one that

(32:20):
was on the Bachelorette, I think, and then he talked
about that in his Enigma series he did with in
that flicks. But he's been a strange for his family
for a while. You know, I think he didn't really
like his upbringing and there's some religion stuff I think
in there, and he just smelk oh Man man. Aaron

(32:43):
Rodgers took a picture with his parents in one of
his brothers, not all of his brothers, one of his brothers.
Do you know what this is saying though to me? Ah,
stairway to seven. Oh my god, mouth mouth mouth mouth mouths.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Taylor's content, milk, milk melt, the Steelers content, anything else?

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Is it just pick that made tmz uh? Just Aaron
Rodgers taking pictures with his parents. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
He said.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
He pointed to his parents' strict religious beliefs as a
reason for the falling out. But I guess, hey, maybe
it's Mike McCarthy's back here now. You know, he's starting
to think of those Green Bay Packers times and he's like,
you know what, maybe it's time. I mean, he's a
married man now. We don't know who he's married to,

(33:33):
but he's happily married now true. Oh yeah, this is
the end of July Steelers report. Right here, Aaron Rodgers
deep in photo away with his mom. We're at the
Steeler farm. His dad is milk, milk, milk. Not all
of his siblings, not all of one brother.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Oh, milk, milk, milk melt, the Steelers content, milk, the Steelers.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
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Speaker 2 (34:07):
Ohio if you can get there.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
If you're a big twenty one Pilots fan, we want
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of Columbus. Twenty one Pilots think it's around nine thirty.
It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
They were still getting messages about pickles Burg.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Mikey, Bob, Big MACI ex terminator. Hey, with all unique
events that happened at Picklesburg this last weekend, with the
purple air, warning, the smoke, the rain, I think they're
gonna have a reference to it in next year's like
maybe sweaty smoked purple pickle. All right, Bud, I don't
know if sweaty smoked purple pickles make it on the

(34:47):
menu for next year.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
If I thought he could say, is they're gonna be
a reference on the pit, you know what, the pitch
should make a reference to Picklesburg? I would think so, right, Yeah,
what are we getting on next season? November? Yeah, right,
it's gonna be like going into the holidays sort of.
So we're not gonna get Picklesburg in the next season
of The Dole Bus. Yeah, okay. We can't even get

(35:10):
the local news to cover stuff with us, let alone
the Pit. Hey ultimate power move though, if the Pit
just skips over the local news and says, hey, there's
these guys do a big toy drive every year, right, Yeah, okay,
we can't make the local news, we do make the
big national Yeah, the best drama on television. Yeah, sure,
all right, keep up with the fantasies there, Bob, I'm sure, yeah, sure.

(35:33):
And then we'll be in a Star Wars movie too. Right,
it's all gonna happen. We're gonna be referenced on the
Pit too. Yep. Mike and Bob Kahn, Yep, it's all
gonna happen. Uh, it is mikey and Bob here on
ninety six to one kiss. I don't know if anybody
else has gotten themselves into a sort of situation where
you realize how technology has changed our lives like this.

(35:54):
But I had a situation that happened to me where
I was like, my god, this this can't be real.
One of me and Bob's best friends, M Simon. Right.
I'm driving home from the station the other day and
I'm texting with them and they were talking about how
they needed to go out to the store and they
just didn't want to. I'm like, heay, hey, I'm getting

(36:17):
off the exit right now. Because they live by me
and Bob right good Fret for like two decades.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yeah, M Simon and.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
I, uh, you know. I was texting with them and
they said they gotta go a store. I was getting
off the exit and their house is like three minutes
from the exit, and I'm like, ah, well, I'm going
to the same store. I should just go pick them up.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
But then I'm like, I don't want to text all that.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
So I call them on the phone. They just go hello,
I said, Hey, I just got off the exit. I'm like,
right by your house. You want me to come pick
you up, I'll take you the store and then bring
it back. Were they stunned? Why you're calling? Yeah? They
were like, yeah, that's fine, let me go change my
clothes with me. And then we realized, okay, after we

(37:01):
go to the store and everything, they sent me a
text message and that said, hey, I don't.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Run errands with anybody, like you know, neither.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Do I yeah, right, And they said I was so
comfortable running an errand with you and just going to
the store, and they like that was great. And then
I told them, I said, hey, you just realized what
I did the first time in our friendship, I called
you on the phone. Two decades, I have never actually

(37:34):
called one of our best friends in the world on
the phone, never talked to them on the phone before.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
And I don't.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Think I've called them either, Like I was just sitting
here thinking, like, have I ever called No, It's always
a text. It's always a text. Is that a weird thing?
Or do? Like? You know? And obviously we fung out
with them so much, so much one of our best friends.
We've never talked to them on.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
The phone before though, never.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
And it was weird because the first when they picked
up and said hello.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
I'm like, I don't know that Hello, that's not.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
You're like, Hi, I don't know if other people do that,
but I me, Mike, Yeah, it was so weird. I realized, like,
I've not called this person, one of my best friends
of twenty years, ever on the phone. And it took
until we were done with the errand to then like
recap it and they were like, listen, is that just

(38:28):
an awkward adult situation. I don't know, man, I mean,
you're just weirdo. It might be awesome, it might be technology.
But I realized that one of our best friends for
twenty years I'd never talked to on the phone until
I called them the other day, because you know, I
want to just make their day a little bit easier
and take them to the store. All right, we have
a chance for me to win one thousand dollars coming
up around nine to ten. Also, we want to send

(38:48):
you to the Big Hometown twenty one pilot show. It's
sold out. It's gonna be in October in Columbus, Ohio.
Twenty one Pilots. If you're a fan of them, pretty
ultimate pair of tickets you can win. Around nine thirty
it's mike Y and Bob kiss Hey se mere weather today.
It's gonna be storingy this afternoon, damaging winds like wind

(39:11):
gus up to I don't know, sixty miles an hour,
possible hail and tornadoes and flooding, and ain't gonna be
good this afternoon. Just prepare yourself for that found great.
It's Mike yabob here on ninety six to one Kiss.
It's a guy on Instagram, Braydon Days. This is the
guy who posted the Picklesburg video right a couple days back. Yeah, okay,

(39:33):
so his whole thing on Instagram. He's got one point
one million followers. He's from La. I don't here. This
guy likes to steal big things, like I have seen
him steal a giant dinosaur statue from outside of a
gas station. He just wants to see what he can
get away with, right, Yeah, And he came to Pittsburgh

(39:55):
trying to steal the Hinds inflatable balloon for pickles couldn't
get that. He ranted the bridge pickle. And now he's
coming for something else here in Pittsburgh set his next target.
This seems like a horrible idea. This is again Braden
days On and they did a whole like edited video

(40:15):
and production set up. Says I found my next target
a twenty eight year old Star Wars episode one, the
Phantom Menace vending machine. I received a tip from an
anonymous source that my greatest heist was waiting for me,
located in Pittsburgh. The vending machine is set untouched for
twenty eight years, closely guarded by security cameras, a twenty
four to seven fire department, a dedicated fan base. This

(40:39):
vending machine is not going to be easy to take.
But like every job, the right crew can get it done.
And for all my Star Wars fans out there, don't worry.
I have big plans for this vending machine. Listen this.
This guy ain't gonna do this right. This guy gonna
steal the vending machine right. That's a Pittsburgh staple up
there in Mount Washington. He's got the fire department right there.

(41:02):
He's got a track record taking things he It wouldn't
be the heart of it. Just feels like anybody who's
from Pittsburgh knows that's where it belongs. You know. It's
not that it's hard to steal it.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Keep an eye on the vending machine. You can pull
up with the truck and get it done real quick.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Right calling it your greatest heist ever, It's not that
it's hard to steal. It's steals big things that I
steal big things. It belongs there. Yeah, man, this guy's
gonna run into a problem like somebody's gonna beat this
guy's ass or something like that, Like somebody's gonna see
him try to steal the Phantom Menace Pepsi machine. Pepsi
machine might be a bigger kurse to you if you
try to move it. You Yeah, yeah, this doesn't seem

(41:40):
like a good idea. But he's got over a million followers.
He cooks on Instagram. He likes to steal big things,
and he said he's coming for the Phantom Menace. I
would Pepsi machine any buddy, if you hear it, I
wouldn't touch it. Everybody's gonna turn in to Liam Neeson
from taking You don't know me, but we have a
particular set of skills here in Pittsburgh. And that thing.

(42:04):
You leave that thing alone. That thing powers Pittsburgh. We
don't know it yet, but the Phantom Menace Pepsi machine
that's been on my out watched it for almost thirty years.
That thing has some sort of powers where if it
moves from Pittsburgh, the whole thing's gonna be thrown off.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
You know, everything's going to be thrown off.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
We don't have to, but we can harness the power
in Nate the crazy Italian guy if needed. I'm just saying,
if there's one man that could recover this if it
gets moved, you don't need to call. Yeah, yeah, but
just everybody bet Nate in a Batman costume before Okay,

(42:46):
at least the mak All.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Right, listen, everybody be vigilant.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
There's somebody with a million followers on Instagram that posted
that they have plans to steal the phantom menace Pepsi machine.
Is that a threat on our city? On top of
my Washington?

Speaker 2 (43:00):
It is AFB.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
I should well, I don't know if I trust so yeah,
your chance at one thousand dollars around nine ten, then
we want to send you to twenty one Pilot's big
hometown show in Columbus, Ohio and October tickets for that.
Around nine thirty.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
All right. I did not think we were gonna need
to call all hands on deck and if you see something,
say something to try to protect a legendary Pittsburgh landmark.
It is Mikey and Bob here on ninety six to
one kiss. We were just explaining that there's this guy.
He's got over a million followers on Instagram. Braiden Days.

(43:40):
He's been on Instagram for like a year, and he
likes to steal big things that are very hard to steal.
It's actually pretty funny what he does. It is he
like has a crew and everything he'll kill. It shows
up here. I know. Now it's in our backyard again.
This guy posted Braiden Days on Instagram. I found my
next target, a twenty eight year old Star Wars episode

(44:01):
one Phantom Menace vending machine. Now this thing is from
nineteen ninety nine. All right, but it's where it's supposed
to be. Buddy, it's up on Mount Washington. Don't touch it.
Let's get to a couple talkback messages here brought to
us by One Team Media. Okay, boys, please do not
judge me. I was not born in this city. I
was born in a completely different state, lived there for

(44:23):
eight years, then.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
I lived out by Philadelphia, and now I live here.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Okay, you're here, Now, what do you mean there's a
phantom menace PEPs On not Washington.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Yeah, I need to go see this thing. Yeah, I
don't want it.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
I don't want it, and I'm a fighter guy to
try to take it.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
But I want to see it all right now.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
I guess not everybody knows this, but this is like
a Pittsburgh landmark. It's been there, really, it's been there
since nineteen ninety nine, really is Don't the firefighters because
it's right next to the fire station up there, don't
they like take care of it and like restock it
and everything too. Yeah, Engine Company twenty seven they keep
it stocked. All local firefighters there take care of it,
service it and everything. Yeah, it's been there for since

(45:03):
nineteen ninety nine. Now this guy from out of town
says he's gonna steal the Phantom menace. Pepsi vending machine
has spent for thirty years. Not on our watch, bro,
I'm making Bob.

Speaker 7 (45:12):
I was just listening and I heard him mention about
the Star Wars vending machine heist that the Instagram guy
wanted to do. Is that a working vending machine? Because
that's the first time I've ever heard about that. Unfortunately,
I'm not from Pittsburgh or just from like an hour
from there, so but yeah, I thought that was pretty interesting.

(45:36):
Thanks for sharing.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Yeah, it's a real thing. This is Pittsburgh lore. But
you know, if you're willing to travel an hour and
it's up on Mount Washington. Yeah, it is ninety six
Virginia AB.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Is the Actuality address.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
I put it in your ways, ninety six Virginia AB
up on Mount Washington.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Protect it right next to the fire station.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
This guy Braden days with over a million followers on Instagram.
He likes to steal big things. He's coming for our
damn phantom menace pepsi machine. Those local firefighters get a
whiff of this, I mean Dudell U haul or something.
Just spray the guy with the fire host give man, Hey, listen,
I did not think we were gonna need to protect

(46:15):
the thirty year old phantom menace Pepsi machine today. All
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(46:58):
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Coming up around nine point thirty. Here it is Mikey
and Bob. Let's get to another talkback message. Send them
through the free iHeartRadio approught to us about the Pavement group. Morning,
Miking and Bob. So I'm getting ready to leave for

(47:18):
work and I was petting my cat and I touched
one of her nipples. Oh all right.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
It reminded me of the song I have one of
my Wiener dogs.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
They have black nipples. Thought it was a tick, so
she ripped it off.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Okay, hold on, you got seven nipple dog. There was
a lot, a lot happened. I didn't.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
I was unaware that you can rip a nipple off.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Yeah, I mean, obviously they're probably an uncle who's lost
the nipple over time. Yeah. I don't know if an
uncle would rip a nipple off, though, I feel like
an accident would take you know, an uncle's nipple off
or something like that, not for pleasure. They did it
on a dare you know. I bet there's plenty of
uncles out there. I think that are a one nipple

(48:07):
uncle now just because of you know something, Hey watch this,
you know I I burned my nipple off in nineteen
ninety three, I did, you know, But you know what,
do you really need nipples for flicking, pulling, tugging, Yeah,
all of it, all that. Yeah. I So when we
got two of our cats, Moe and Sab, they had

(48:30):
they had ticks on them. I'm not a tick guy.
I don't really know what uh ticks are and what
the little black bugs. So when we got our uh
two cats, I mean we have eight cats, so uh
but seven mo flicking nipple off one of them? Basically, Yeah.
I asked my wife, because she knows a lot about cats,

(48:52):
I was like, hey, I think, what, well.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
They got bugs on them? They got bugs on them,
and then she like.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Was just like, oh, we got ticks, and she went
into like cleaning mode. And just yeah. But if it
would have been up to me, though, I would have
just kept picking at them suckers until they came off.
Might have lost the nipple, yeah, might have lost the nipple. There. Man,
gotta be careful. That's a pet owner warning right there.
You gotta be careful with dark nipples on a pet blipples,

(49:24):
the public service warning. Yeah, watch out, don't be pulling
on pet blipples. Black nipples, blipples. I got whipples. I'll
see mine, white nipples. What I ain't got bugs? I
ain't got bugs. Ain't got bugs. Just told you I

(49:51):
ain't got here's your chance doing a thousand dollar I
ain't got fun. Your deal all right? If you're a
big fan of twenty one Pilots, we have a pair
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Big hometown show they're doing in Columbus, Ohio. It's like

(50:13):
sold out Ohio Stadium or Ohio State Place football. It's
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coming up next year on ninety six to one, Kiss
It is Mikey and Bob. Our show has taken a
turn this morning, as we learned there is somebody in
town from Los Angeles. Bryden Days is their name on Instagram,

(50:35):
over a million followers, and they like to steal things.
And they posted a video yesterday that their plan is
to steal the Phantom Menace Pepsi vending machine that has
been on Mount Washington since nineteen ninety nine. Yeah, firefighters
take care of it, living its best life. That's where
it belongs. The good thing I think with our show, Bob,

(50:58):
is when things like this, you know, come across our
you know eyes whatever and make it onto the show.
People are just ready to ride. They they just are.
Let's get to a talkback message brought to us by
the Pavement group. Oh it's Aunt Cock. Hi, boys, it's
Aunt Cock. Oh okay, listen. I will personally do twenty

(51:19):
four hour watch on the vetting machine if the city
needs me to do that, I will protect them out
of it.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
All right.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
We got we got a wonderful lady named Aunt kaka
Aunt Koka. I feel like if she saw this guy
try to take the vetting machine, we'll just start biting him. Yeah.
I don't want to mess with you don't want to
mess with our aunt Coca.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
All right, let's get to another message.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Tony Adam. Here, listen, my coworker Carrie just had a
wonderful idea, all right about the pepsi machine. Here we go.
We need to put an air tag inside that.

Speaker 7 (51:50):
Some would be whoa that way in case it does
get stolen, we'll.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Know where to get him. Okay, all right, guys, have
a good one, all right, not a bad idea from
think those firefighters are tagged it already. They should have.
It's such a Pittsburgh landmark that, like even people in Pittsburgh,
not everybody as we know, knows about the Phantom Menace

(52:15):
vending machine. By the way, what's the kids? What's the
guy's name in Brayden. You don't want the top hack
guys from Punk satani if you take this and get
away with it. You don't want the top hack guys
coming athletes and we got the man. You don't want
the hawk, you don't want the hog. You don't want
punk Satanist showing up at your front door. You're not

(52:37):
even thinking if I try to steal the Phantom Menace
legendary pepsi vending machine. I'm Mount Washington. You're not even
thinking that you could possibly be attacked by a groundhog,
let alone punks a tawny phil But I think punk
Satani is ready to ride with this too, Bob, we
got animals that can bite. We got top hat guys

(52:59):
who wear gloves so they can touch anywhere they're allowed
to out. I just love we've discovered the heist. You
made a fun video.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Now we're doing everything to protect.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
It's our job. You made a fun video. It's our job.
I think you should probably step away from that. Pick
another target, don't do it. The Phantom Menace Pepsi machine
up on Mount Washington is it's under our protection. Okay
if you don't want this smoke. Hey, I just checked
my Instagram messages here, Johnny Doe just sent us a

(53:31):
screenshot from the Star Wars Pepsi vending machine Phantom Menace
up on my Washington. Yeah, it has reviews for it,
right because whatever it's place. Uh, somebody posted just heard
from Mikey and Bob. Some Instagram or wants to try
stealing this thing. Stay strong, Pittsburgh, you know what to do.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Words out on the streets words out on the streets.
We got this machine goo.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
We got the word out all right. Here is your
chance to go to a big twenty one pilot out
hometown show. You gotta be able to go to Columbus,
Ohio for it, though. Here's your chance. This is your
week here on our show if you're a big twenty
one Pilots fan. Congratulations, did Devin from Irwin one tickets
to go in October to the sold out twenty one

(54:17):
Pilots show in their hometown Columbus, Ohio. They're playing Ohio Stadium.
You know where Ohio State plays football. That's where they're from.
It's gonna be a big show. Congrats to Devon from Irwin.
More chances Wednesday, Thursday and Friday morning around nine thirty
for you to go see twenty one Pilots in Columbus.
It's Mike and Bob on ninety six to one Kiss.

(54:37):
Let's get to another talkback message here. Send them through
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Speaker 2 (54:43):
Guys, who's back in Pitts First, it's.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Our buddy AJ from Florida. Watcha Saturday Oh wowposed I
had a hot crotch Okay, hold on pause. Got a
hot crotch rub by the TSA Saturday morning.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Wow, happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
It's not Bob's birthday, AJ, but New Year's Day. Everybuddy
AJ from down in Florida listens on the iHeartRadio app
all the time.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
He's got family up here.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Dude, it's the first time I've flown by the way
in huh probably years of this pastime to Florida. Yeah,
you just went down to Florida for your summer vacation, right,
did you have the hot crotch? I don't know if
they're sending bigger people back through the regular metal detectors
they got you again. No, they didn't send me through
the turney thing where it it detects like they veered

(55:33):
me off to the other thing that you just walk through. Like, okay, bars, now,
let's explain the hot crotch for people, because we talked
about this months and months ago on the show.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
You know, when you're flying TSA, the.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Airport has two types of metal detectors, one you walk
through or one that spins around your body and.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Like, yeah, the spinny one gets you.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
So I think it was last summer they started reports
came out that there was a problem because the spinny
one and detects heat on your body. I'm just like, Yeah,
anytime I've ever flown, I've gone through that thing and
instant hot on the crotch and then they got to
give you the rub down. Yeah, and this time I

(56:14):
flew down to Florida and back.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
They sent me through the walk through one both times,
and I was straight through. You think they think it
might be a I think they might see a bigger person.
And you think now they're like, we we know that
that guy's crotches not room temp. I think they know
there's no chance if they send me through that that
it's Yeah, so maybe it's just it's it's on them. Basically,

(56:39):
if you want to send me through, sure, but then
somebody's got to touch it. You choose your own adventure.
T say, don't say somebody's got to touch it. Their job, okay,
but you know it, don't take it. You know my body? Okay,
all right, Yeah, they gotta find the spot of your

(57:00):
body and shoo's your adventure TSA, Okay, I don't think
that's what. I don't think that Hey, aj Don in Florida,
he's up in Pittsburgh. Yeah, we have.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
All right, we're not clapping for hot crotches.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Oh maybe we are, man, you know what, maybe we are.
Maybe we are ninety six to one kiss They watch out.
If you're a Bravo fan, you probably already know this,
but you got ah, you got something new to watch tonight,
the new series Real Housewives of London. For me, herees
tonight on Bravo. Uh it is Mikey and Bob on

(57:36):
ninety six to one Kiss. Buco's back at it tonight
in New York taking on the Yankees after they lost
eight to five last night. Really for us here in
Pittsburgh though, I think today, especially going into this afternoon,
in this evening, maybe for your commute home, storms aren't
looking good. Huh no, no, look this is uh. I

(57:58):
feel like the closer it did it, the uh the
more I'm just like, all right, we're staying inside this afternoon.
Damaging winds expected gus up the you know, sixty seventy
miles an hour, large quarter sized hail expected. Isolated tornadoes
are possible, so you know that'll be a thing. Obviously,
the heavy rain is coming. Flooding possible. You know, if

(58:21):
you live in one of those areas where you usually flood.
Today is a day that you're gonna want to really
pay attention to the weather. And uh and look, you know,
turn around, don't trund. Rules are rules if you've got
to be out there. But yeah, you know it's the
summertime we get severe storms and uh, this is just
another one that'll be coming through the area later this
afternoon and uh and into this evening.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
All right, Bob, it is time to name.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
The podcast our podcast, Our Mikey Bob Podcast, now sponsored
by our friends over at the uh the Sea Harper
Auto Group. We we really have a great history with
the Sea Harparado Group because Bob drives a Chevy.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
It's got over two hundred thousand miles on it.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
But when he originally bought it, he bought it from
the Sea Harparado Group, from our guy Dino. Because Bob
drove like an hour to get this because he looked
at all the price Drow Pittsburgh and everything. He's like, man,
it's the best deal. I gotta drive to Sea Harper
for I think I really got it like five thousand
dollars cheaper than any place that I could find it.

(59:24):
Was worth it shut out to everybody over at the Sea.
Harparado Group the official sponsor now of the Mike and
Bob podcast, and Bob I always know at the end
of the show, we're gonna name the podcast, and it's
usually a weird name. What would you like to name
today's podcast? Seven Nipples, phanom Menace. I'm telling you, man,
we're gonna protect that Phantom Menace Pepsi machine up on

(59:46):
Mount Washington. If you missed the show a little bit earlier,
there's an Instagram guy who's got like over a million
followers and he steals big things, and he's gonna try
to steal the phantom Menace pepsi machine that's been on
Mount Washington for over thirty years. Like his videos are
actually funny, but I've seen him steal it a dinosaur before,
like a like a dinosaur statue. He's not from Pittsburgh,

(01:00:08):
but he's visiting here. Yeah, I think he's out of
la and his videos are only funny until he got
to the Phantom Menace petty machine because it's not funny anymore. No,
he can't take that it's not. But I think the
fact that we spent a lot of our show talking
about this guy and his plans and that fire department
needs to be on watch him.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
The Mount Washington.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Everybody, I would say, today and maybe next couple of
days into the weekend, until we know this guy's out
of town. Okay, Everybuddy Troy and Brian up at nothing
Man up there on my water, they need to be
on alert. And everybody get the word out up there
Mount Washington. Everybody's on alert. Why somebody from all town
thinks they're gonna steal a damn phantom menace pepsi machine.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
That's just a Pittsburgh staple.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
All right, that's it for our show today. Get caught
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