A Drunk Clown and A Cat Named Louis Lipps

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well kiss Morning Free show.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey, I gotta apologized everybody. Okay, well, I mean, just
what do you do? I mean earlier this week, it
was like Tuesday started the show because somebody sent us
a video of horse farting, and I had to apologize
for that. I mean, if you missed it just for contexts,

(00:31):
yeah then yeah, so then I apologized for that. Was
that on Wednesday show? I apologized for it, and then
I mean I and there was the hippo fart that
so now yesterday, okay, now I apologize for both of them.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Are you sorry for the hippo fart now? Like looking
back on it?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah, okay, but then you've learned yesterday I decided to
be a funny guy, okay and take it outside of
the animal kingdom, and yesterday I just start decided to
start the show with with this, which is.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Clearly not an animal. I'm the greatest.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
You can hear a man say he's the greatest, kind
of sounds like you, Bob. I want to apologize for
the horse farts, the hippo farts, and the Bob farts.
It's been an unprofessional week here to start the show. Okay,
We're sorry. Yeah, what noise does a pig make? Okay,

(01:44):
there's a couple of winks in there. I'm just gonna
apologize right now for playing pig farts. Dude, I have like,
do you know the amount of farts I have over here?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
So I'm bleeve. You want to hear an elephant part?
Do you not know this that? I have a lot?
Did not know it's an elephant?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
D that was a lion roaring or something? No, you
know what, I don't apologize for this. This is very educational. Okay,
it's educational.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
You asked me so innocent? What noise does the pig make?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
You?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Dip into the animal kingdom?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Now? And then you know what, I'm sorry for this
one though. This one was outside of the animal kingdom.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
It was like Super Bowl for NFL social media teams yesterday.
Who could put out the best schedule release video? Hey,
Steelers did a good job.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
It was good. The Steelers didn't.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
The Steelers didn't pander to anything outside of Pittsburgh. They said,
we're doing a schedule release video. Four yinsers. Yeah, and
that's it just for us. Don't care what anybody else thinks.
That's the way to do it too. I think you
know it good. But there's teams like the Chargers every year,
the Titans that are gonna go try to win the internet.

(03:13):
Steelers dough just stick to the roots, stick to what
we know, Yinsers.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
The Steelers schedule.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
They will open September thirteenth at home against the Falcons,
which kind of rare. I don't feel like we ever
opened the season at home. There's a Black Friday game
Steelers be taking on the Broncos here at home on
Black Friday, and then four primetime games. There's one in Cleveland,
won in Cincinnati one and Jacksonville and won at home
against Houston. So Steelers schedule comes out, but they put

(03:42):
out a video which is super yonser Billy Gardell, you know, actor, comedian,
just awesome. He's he's a security guard at the Steelers
facility and he's hiring a new recruit, which just so
happens to be one of our good friends, Bill Crawford.
You know, so Bill Crawford and Billy Gardell are the

(04:04):
the security guards have got to protect the schedules.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
There's a cameo here with coach Mike McCarthy. They're in
the parking lot to start off right now.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
I know what your first day at work, but you're
joining us at a very important time, the schedule release.
It's gonna be our job to protect and deliver. But
first I want to show you our ride around the
facility when we do our security checks.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
I know not from around here, but what's up with
all the chairs?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well?

Speaker 4 (04:29):
How else are people supposed to reserve their parking spot?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Hey couch, Hey, good evening. How just doing all right?
That's coach McCarthy.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Uh, it's putting out Pittsburgh's a cookie table. They did
such a good job. Like the rest of the internet
won't get it. Don't just look at it and just
go ah, they did a Pittsburgh thing. Hell yeah, we
did a Pittsburgh thing. That's awesome. I'll so happy for
our buddy Bill Crawford too, man, Yeah, so happy for him.

(05:03):
If you haven't checked out his podcast, definitely check it out.
But I was so happy to see him in his
schedule release. But dude, the toughest thing because Bill, like,
obviously he's from here, he grew up here.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
He's so y inser.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
He had to play a confused almost out of towner
who doesn't know anything about. That's good acting by Bill
Brat what's going on here with these chairs.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
That's good acting there by Bill Crawford.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
By the way, since the Steelers schedule is out, we
will read Steelers Facebook comments. Coming up on the show
around seven to ten, It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Kiss.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
I saw a high next week in the upper eighties. Wow,
warm ups coming right out. It's Mikeyboba Kiss Morning Freak Show.
Some clouds today, highs in the upper sixties, but we
got a warmer weekend coming up. Let's get to this
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Speaker 6 (06:01):
Hey, Mikey, Bob, Doug Formley in DC. Man, not even
our animals are safe out here. I don't know about
this trade guy.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Oh, this zoo trade.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, the zoo trade, Pittsburgh zoo trade with the Boston Zoo,
Pittsburgh Zoos.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
And then Frankie up to Boston.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, there goes Frankie for a.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Thirty three year old Silverback. I just I don't see
that working out.

Speaker 7 (06:22):
Frankie.

Speaker 6 (06:23):
Sorry, you got to live in the city of Boston. Yeah,
but uh, hopefully this silverback, you know, throw poop or
do something.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Throw poop or do something.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
I don't know if that's why we made the trade,
because we needed a silverback that can throw poop or
do something.

Speaker 8 (06:38):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, Pittsburgh Zoo made a trade with Boston's Franklin Park Zoo.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Frankie, the Pittsburgh Zoo, seventy year old male Western Lowland gorilla.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
We'll go to Boston, young guy there, seven years old.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
We get a thirty three year old silverback gorilla named
Little Joe.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
All Right. Veteran leadership is what we're getting at the zoo.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
That's what I make maturity, Right, We're trading to prospect
bringing thirty three year old leadership to the locker room.
Veteran leaders I think, is what it is in Boston.
Frankie's gonna be with two other male gorillas of his
size and age to form a bachelor group, which will
mimic gorilla social groups in the wild. Bad boys. He's

(07:24):
basically going to join the Boston.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Bad boy club. Is what's happening.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Here, Okay, And we're getting a thirty three year old
Silverback named Little Joe. They're bringing a old Joe to
be with the ladies though here. Ah, well that's a
thing too, is uh. We got some ladies here, oh
little Joe.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Ladies are waiting.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
I love that the Internet treated this like it was
like an NFL trader something. Ladies are waiting to show
you the Pittsburgh Way, little Joe. I saw people say
that we got fleeced. You know what, Hey, we're trying
to keep the gorilla going here.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
All right.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Then that was sitting there all waiting for the NFL
schedules to release, and just like what.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
They're trading gorilla. That is really what happened.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Everybody was online like, all right, who's gonna have the
best NFL schedule? Really, hold on one second, we got
the trade. We have a trade. It really felt like
an NFL draft moment, like right before schedule releases, like
big trade going on in the zoos. Boston and Pittsburgh
are trading gorillas. Hey, welcome to Pittsburgh, Little Joe. Yeah,

(08:31):
and you know what, good run, Hey, good run, Frankie.
You brought a lot of happiness, you brought a lot
of smiles. Have a good time in Boston there, Frankie
with your your boys and little Joe get comfortable, get
here and get to work late as they're waiting, Little
Joe Dore we get to work all right. It's New
Music Friday here on the station. By the way, if

(08:52):
you haven't heard yet, Drake dropped three albums last night.
We'll get to that coming up a little bit here.
Also new music Friday. We got the brand new song
from Great Abrams called hit the Wall. We'll be playing
that around seven am. Steelers schedule release Facebook comments around
seven ten. It's Mikey and Bob basics like the Mikey
and Bob podcast.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Don't worry, we're teaching the next generation. Future is gonna
be fine.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Stream the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts. Oh, I know that Taylor Swift
has a lot of a lot of records, like actual
holds records from streaming and album sales and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
What is Drake doing here?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Because he gave everybody more music than even I think
a big Drake fan can handle.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Everybody thought it was just the Iceman album.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, it's a little bit more right, even two albums
would be like, all right, all right, two albums, my
guy went and dropped three. It's Mikey and Bob a
Kiss Morning Freak Show. Yeah, Drake, we knew the Iceman
album was coming, right, that was the whole build up
and everything. We knew that was coming. But he also
dropped two other albums. So last night Drake again, I

(10:13):
know he took the l with the Kendrick beef and everything.
Drake is still one of the biggest artists in the world.
He dropped three albums at the same time. One's called
Made of Honor, one of course called Iceman, and the
other ones called Habetti. Is he going for like all
the streaming records, That's what I think is happening. Label

(10:34):
Like he also saw their stuff online saying that he's
putting these albums out, So these count has three albums,
three separate albums, So it gets him closer to being
out of his record deal where he can then you know,
I don't know, probably just do it on his own, right, right,
So there's probably a strategic reason for him to drop
three albums at once, But also he's probably been sitting

(10:54):
on a lot of music because he wasn't dropping a
lot of music when he was doing the beef with
Kendrick Lamar other than the tracks that were going back
and forth. But like after Kendrick dropped Not Like Us
and it sort of changed everything. Yeah, Drake was kind
of quiet for a while.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yep. So he's been sitting on some music. So forty
three new.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Songs, guest appearances from Future twenty one, Savage Sexy, read
on two songs Central Season there too, and there's like
veiled shots at different people like Kendrick Lamar and Lebron
James and j Cole. But there's not like a track
I feel like that I've seen so far where you

(11:35):
hit it and you're just like, oh, this is Drake's
not like Us. This is the one, like he's not
really saying names. And I thought people complained and like,
why have you even talking about Kendricks because he probably
made that album two years ago when this was going on.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
That's true too, and you're right, he's been sitting on it. Yeah,
so it's uh.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, but it all just that stuff sounds outdated to me,
Like I like, hey, Drake, we're done with that, Like
he won move on, just.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Get us that's the Drake we want.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
No, I don't know if I want three albums in
one night Drake now. I don't know if I want
that Drake either, Like, but I you know, I listened
to a couple of songs. It's Drake on the way in.
But three new albums and forty three new Drake songs
for everybody to take it. He's probably gonna set some
streaming records with this. I don't know if anybody's ever
had the top three albums of the same No.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Probably, I wonder if three.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I wonder if like Taylor Swift died it when she
h did's like Taylor's versions or something like that, or
when Michael Jackson died. I bet they're like or maybe
when Prince died.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Mnyeah.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
But Drake's probably doing something that you know, we don't
see from many artists at all, three albums in one night,
forty three Drake songs available for you to stream.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Now it's new music Friday here on the station.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Got a brand new song from Gracy Abrams called hit
the Wall that'll be coming up read around seven o'clock
after today in Freak Show History, and the Steelers schedule
is out we will read the Steelers Facebook comments or seven.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
It's Miking and Bob.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Listen, man, I gotta figure out a way for our company.
iHeart to block Facebook Marketplace on your computer because it's
it's a problem what I do. Now you know exactly
what you did. It's Mike Kiss Morning Freak Show. Hey,
go ahead tell everybody what you found today on Facebook Marketplace.

(13:27):
So you know, people like chainsaw carve figures out of
stumps and tree. Yeah, like a tree that's now a
bald eagle. Because yeah, so you put it in your
front yard. Is decoration? Yeah, yeah, Well there is a
fifty seven inch Bob Marley that's been carved out. Okay,

(13:48):
Bob Marley legend right, But Bob Marley is wearing a
Troy Paula Malu jersey. There's a Marley Malu sitting in
punks a tawny on market place. Buddy, come on, five
hundred bucks. So it's Bob Marley carved out of wood.
It's a bit much, but it's the ultimate combo. But

(14:10):
it's wearing a Troy Polamalu jersey. It's wearing like the
Bea jersey too, Remember the black and yellows. Yeah, it's
wearing the palla Malu bumble beach. There's got the long
it's got hair, but we're not sure if it's Polamalu
male hair.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
It's more like Bob Marley hair though, right.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
I wonder if they started carving Pallamalu and it ended
up kind of looking more like Bob Marley, and there's like, hey,
what the hell, we're no war and go Bob Marley
wearing a pallamalu jers putting up on Facebook five dollars.
Somebody will pick it up by all right, Yeah, you
get just easily distracted on Facebook Marketplace. It's new Music

(14:50):
Friday here on ninety six to one Kiss. We're not
playing all three Drake albums consecutively, but we do have
the brand new Gracy album Gracy Abrams song for a
new album.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
It's called hit the Wall.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
We we'll do that right after today in free show History,
where we take you back to a moment in the
show that made us laugh, made us smile. Here we go,

(15:22):
all right, this is uh it's done in West Virginia. Yeah, okay,
I want to start this by telling everybody, don't drink
and drive, get a ride share, have a friend, family member,
come pick you off.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
So many safer options.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Walk if you're clothes, no scooter, do whatever you can,
no DUIs Wow.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
While back in West Virginia there was a sad.

Speaker 9 (15:45):
Do you eye well in Ohio County tonight, we've warned
more about the real face behind the makeup.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
That's getting a lot of attention.

Speaker 9 (15:51):
Patricia Ingles is the clown who Wheeling police arrested for
drunk driving after leaving.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
The scene of an accident.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
We have a West Virginia drunk driving behind the makeup.

Speaker 10 (16:02):
Yep, she was on her way to blow up balloons
like this one for kids downtown.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
She was on her way to a party, okay, when
she got into.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
The crash that later got her arrested.

Speaker 10 (16:13):
Now she says the kids did see police take her
into mids to being drunk, and she does regret drinking
and costume.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Okay, Now what you're gonna hear next from the clown
drunk clown.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
This is such a tick for me and Bob.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Whenever a clown is mentioned around us, whenever a costume
is mentioned around us, me and Bob will say exactly
what the drunk West Virginia clown says.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Every time.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
I'm not allowed to drink and cost I'm not allowed
to drinking costume.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
I mean, it's perfect.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
We've been saying that line to each other for years,
drinking costume. It could be around Halloween time. It can
be like, hey, what costume you're gonna be? I'm allowed
drinking costs like and if you picture in your.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Head, what does a drunk clown sound like? It's this voice.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
I'm not allowed to drink and cost I should never went.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Okay, now again, this is a drunk driving clown and
wheeling West Virginia.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
While she admits she did consume alcohol.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Okay, she did drink, she did, she says she didn't
drink before the accident.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, didn't drink before the accident though.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
It was after women threw her door open and hit
my tongue. But you kept going why because I wanted
to get to my kids?

Speaker 10 (17:36):
And she blew up point two five two more than
triple the legal limit during the breathalyzer test while being arrested.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
That'll get you every time. That's a lot of booze,
party clown, you could tell, you could say all the
excuses you want. I was trying to get to my
kids and drunk driving. Nobody through their door in my
car yet three times the legal limit. Okay, you're not
even close to the legal limit.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
I'm not allowing drinking.

Speaker 10 (18:01):
Ingles has been a clown for seventeen years. She's laughing
about what happened now, especially considering the children. She says
she disappointed she was led away in a police cruiser
in handcuffs.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
All right, we're gonna hear one more time from the
drunken West Virginia clown that was three times the legal limit.
This is her as she was being taken away in
what the children were saying, as the clown was being
taken away from them, and they were.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
All hanging on me and saying, don't take the clown.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
As the cops were leading the clown away, they are
all hanging on me and.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Saying, don't take the crown.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Again.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
I want to say, do not drink and drive. It's bad.
You gotta be careful.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
I'm not allowed to drink.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
And tossed drinking and what happened when you drinking costs
and what happened, And they were all hanging on sing
don't take the clown, don't.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Take the clown.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Steelers did a great job with their schedule release video. Again,
it's like the super Bowl for social media teams in
the NFL, and the Steelers.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
They weren't trying to win.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
They weren't trying to beat the Chargers or the Titans
or have the best schedule release where everybody goes, WHOA,
that is awesome, WHOA, I can't they yinsed it.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Oh, they were just trying to win us all over
and they did. They got it.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Billy Gardell, you know, famous yinser actor, comedian, our buddy
Bill Crawford, as the new security recruit who comes into
the Steelers' facility to protect the schedule. Uh, there's a
point where they're in the cafeteria and they're putting fries
on everything. Our guy Peters Pasta's in there cooking, and
then they go to get their pictures taken. Kendall Verdis

(19:55):
is in there, you know, dance Moms, just millions and
millions of followers Fluencer, and then our guy Chance who
does the Instagram account Keep Pittsburgh Dope, he's in there
taking the security pictures of Bill Crawford.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
It's just into explosion. Great job by the Steelers, it
was really good.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
They just weren't trying to put on a show for
anybody else utter than Steelers fans. And it was awesome.
Christian Koon's teaching, Uh.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, Christian Coots long snapping did enterta in lessons to everybody.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, Steelers released their schedule and then we read the
Facebook comments.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Win going to a very deep dark place on the internet.
Everyone is a GM. Yeah, everyone is a co. Everyone
is going to get treated. Everything sucks. It's time for
Steelers Facebook comments.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Steelers Facebook comments. After the schedule just gets really schedule,
It's just a schedule. No wins, no losses. It's just
a schedule. Matthew h seventeen and oh never looked better.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Hell yeah ah oh yeah, Brian f everybody, you're gonna
fact this schedule to air Rodgers? Is that what we need?
We need to fax him? Is that how you receive this?
Seems I feel like if they're still getting Rogers.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Richard j nine and eight in the first round playoff
beat down in coming, Michael s playing Cleveland on a
Thursday night, can we just call this a loss?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Already? In a Tomlin special? Man is still Tomlins?

Speaker 7 (21:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Tomlin's gonna catch strays for a couple more years. Around
here Kevin K and the Steelers schedule Facebook comments.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Five wins okay with Will Hard or Drew Aller and
another first round knockout with Rogers. Either way, I'm just
gonna be drinking my way through the Steelers season. Yeah,
all right, okay, five wins, gonna higher draft pick, but
yeah that's true. But then if Aarry Rodgers can get
us into the playoffs, we're all gonna believe he can

(21:50):
win a game, right, But also, it's just the schedule.
We're already getting knocked out in the first round in
the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Joel w Easy, peasy, okay, undefeated, going we go? Robuh see, someone.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Tell that jag off Aaron Rodgers get back in Pittsburgh.
He's got work to do now. It's like the work.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Schedule comes a Er schedules here now, Brian G. Good schedule, okay,
real Steelers fan here, Oh, this is a real Steelers fan.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Eleven and six lashtag here we go, all right, Bud
coming from a real Steeler fan. A couple more here
Facebook comments on the Steelers schedule release Rick B who cares?

Speaker 1 (22:40):
All right? Rick?

Speaker 2 (22:42):
I stop watching the NFL after Jerome Bettish retire, oh Man,
as soon as the bus episode did, Rick, I spend
every Sunday now, what is it drinking mixed drink? Okay,
with my girlfriend of the month, girl friend of the month,
in our senior community down in.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
The villages, oh Man. Rick is ripping it up, the
bad boy of the villages, the senior living community down
in Florida. Rick is ripping it up.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
He doesn't have tom for no football now Bett Bettest
walked out that door and sewed it Rick.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Now he just tears it up.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Different girlfriend every mons in your own bettis retired and
sewed it up.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Come on down, Bussy.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
I got mixed drinks and a different girlfriend every month
down in the villages.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
One more here.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Steelers schedule release Facebook comments Susie h I grew up
down the block from the McCarthy's.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
We got it this year, okay. And I got a
cat named Louie Lips. All right, that's my cat, Louis Lips.
Go stealers.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
I just got a link to a Google drive file, okay.
And it says the insurers in Paris believe we may
have another song?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Are we dropping?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
I don't know. I haven't heard it yet. I got
a preview before it goes on air. We will get
to whatever this is coming up around seven forty. Also,
a pair of day in may find out what tickets
you can win today on the station around eight am.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
It's Mikey and Bob ninety six.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
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(24:36):
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Speaker 1 (24:57):
Bob, it's time to say something nice.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Every now and then, we realize that a lot of
people are going through some stuff, and sometimes just hearing
a positive message or saying something nice about someone can
turn around your day.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Here we go, say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 11 (25:15):
I just wanted to say something nice about the Whole
child Wellness Clinic through UPMC and Pittsburgh Doctor Schreiber, Jeanie,
Crystal Kara. They are all unicorns. They are magical people. Yes,
they shall be protected and kept at all costs. They
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are appreciated.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
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Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, oh yeah, say something nice, say something nice. It's
our friend Dawn from Trafford again.

Speaker 12 (25:54):
Miking Big Bob Don from Trafford catching up on today's podcast.
And I just definitely wanted to get in on the
say something nice, say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Wow, say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 12 (26:18):
My husband had chemo today up at Age and Cancer
Center in Minroville, and one of the nurses brought him
a backpack filled with just nice things. And the backpack
came from a middle school in I want to say,
Franklin Regional school district.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
That's awesome.

Speaker 12 (26:38):
It came from an eighth grader and she had made
a sign that said you are awesome, and then another
sign had said you got this. And the backpack had
a hat in it and some socks and hand sanitizer
and candy and a bunch of good stuff. And I
just thought that was so nice, and of course I cried, that's.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Awesome, right there, Say something nice. Say something nice.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Middle school, or you know, filling a backpack, go to
somebody at the hospital that you might not ever meet.
That that's awesome. All right, let's get to another one here.

Speaker 13 (27:15):
Hi, myke m Bob, it's me ghost Town Girl. I
just want to say say something nice. Say something nice.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Okay, say something nice, say something nice, an Coca.

Speaker 13 (27:31):
I just wanted to tell her.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
This is a message from ghost Town Girl to Aunt Kacka,
a couple of wonderful listeners of our show. Aunt Kaca
recently had a kidney stone removed.

Speaker 7 (27:40):
Right.

Speaker 13 (27:40):
Yeah, I'm glad to hear that your surgery went well.
Just rust up, take it easy anyway, Lupians. Ghost Town Girl, OT.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
As always, if you want to say something nice about
someone a group of people.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Danny's somebody that's given somebody close to you some medical care.
That's awesome. Maybe there's something good, something positive, that's going
on in your life.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yeah, send us a talkback message through the free iHeartRadio
app if you want to say something nice. Coming up
next on the show, I think we have another song.
I think somebody has taken another shot at Yinsers in Paris.
As we know, the Steelers are playing over in Paris.
I just got a Google doc like a Google drive thing. Right,

(28:29):
you were set the file? I sent a file all right,
It's an MP three It's called in Paris. We'll play
it next.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Insers in Paris.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
We know this is a thing.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
The Steelers will be playing the New Orleans Saints over
in Paris this year. The full schedule came out, uh yesterday.
The Steelers will be open the seasoning opening the seasoning.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
The seasoning mix up, rubbed that meat. I feel like
McCarthy's got seasoning.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, dude, he's probably gonny season and he's
rubbed the pork butt before he has.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Man, do you think I know y Inurers in Paris? Now?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
We said people are gonna attempt to make Insurers in
Paris songs, maybe like the jay Z Kanye song or
just you know a song about yingers going over to Paris.
I just got I just got it like a Google
Google Drive link. You were just sent the file by
somebody on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Ha solo and it was just called the Insurers in
Paris and this is it.

Speaker 14 (29:41):
Ninety six one in the dark ridge lights, do the haze,
Holly shake budd He's put the city on stage, skin
in the background, black and gold, past towards he has
woke up in Paris, still smelling like the North Shore
of Bob said, not today, pants shorts in the Winner
like you gotta laugh, like the tunnels guy Tigger Button's
on the lap with the warm Jimmy called.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
The ladies on a Friday confession.

Speaker 14 (30:02):
George said, take it easy, parking lot of rep it
rad orts him outside like the Wildlife Summit show about
nothing but the whole Town's Best Friend, Radyo chaos and
still as a professional show, but the chemistry reckless.

Speaker 7 (30:15):
Read the comment section.

Speaker 14 (30:16):
To the whole feat stretches floor to show reloading scanner
still chirping, south side still moving, while the beats dark
working power bring weirdness, counting down by five, free show
history made the old cliff slide from the.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Sprint to the point, and every call.

Speaker 14 (30:29):
A guy that came in Yoking Town talk clerk in
the morning, late right, Kelly ons in Paris back and
go in and out hisses and Paris sonto Facebook, smile,
say something nice.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Then the drums go fair.

Speaker 14 (30:39):
We'll preach your boys overseas, but Dad's and stay local.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
What what is happening here? What got here? Hardness? Hell
got here? Oh there's more. This is a gingers and
parasong that was set by first solo.

Speaker 14 (30:53):
Yeah, it's comfort animal lagan noises and the rats than
the naked story, break in the clean mixed shatters, face
a comments, hitting lack, a post game collar, everybody coaching
from the.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Couch to the holler, pittsbird.

Speaker 7 (31:05):
Stan to say the.

Speaker 14 (31:06):
Knights still lacked, the beast parking, cheap bear off facts,
no captain, pots of wood bringing now here we go
and customer school playing full thegns, every carry on.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Rustling horse man of energy.

Speaker 14 (31:15):
Even when it ain't December something Bushart City still remember
under every dunk joke, there's a real town centers right,
a bit, the gute legs past the first.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Content of Morning Lisa on the move board.

Speaker 14 (31:26):
Louverside, nonsense, still is in Paris. Turn the whole room,
cut Mike and yeah, Bob knew.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
The second day ain't hit and this one was at
fake news. This was an actual big he is in Paris.

Speaker 14 (31:35):
Yet the big guy real is going Paris with a
terrible tail.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Silney three the Commas. They'd be nice for him.

Speaker 14 (31:41):
Then in that so on the whole flight, Cruno, who's
getting hard.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Kars black, Mike arm say something nice?

Speaker 14 (31:54):
Did somebody would from the county Crown twice and at Lisa,
here we go Still Town with the pastor of the
cool terrible Bo this whole spot of Cairport, cum master,
could we build a home thunder dark City Dictionnaire. Let
the kick drum hond them those stolen cortus. You know,
the room goes crazy because the righting up is bringing
it planing and Gravy Shivery's walk apart drop sold in
the record even winning, So God brout the city.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
State centered from.

Speaker 14 (32:16):
Shaing and Rockinson center lights by the wriggle.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
It's might be Involvin, did you weird?

Speaker 14 (32:20):
But the winners on the scheduled friends on the boarding
pass lesbasing overseas. But it is a no mask get
how to let the Crown's egg again night, he says,
one in and out.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
I let the champ.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yo head. That's incredible.

Speaker 7 (32:44):
What was yo?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
That's great?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
That's great us solo on Instagram. Thank you for the
insurers in Parasol. That was That was more than I expect.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Did not Yeah, I did not expect that. That was awesome,
all right, the parente.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
In May, we will tell you a concert tickets you
can win today on the station coming up around eight am.
Also new music Friday, we'll hear the new Gracie Abrams
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Speaker 1 (33:14):
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Kiss in just a moment, right now, let's get to.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
That learn something together. Right now, It's time to find
that what hell. This Friday with Mikey and Bad it's
Drake's Internet right now.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Drake surprise dropped three albums instead of the one Iceman
album he was supposed to drop yesterday. He dropped Iceman,
another album called Maid of Honor, and another album called Habepti.
And I guess he'd dropped three albums because that is
how many more albums he needed to release to get
out of his record deal. So I believe that makes

(34:06):
Drake independent now if that all goes through like it's
supposed to, right right, Yeah, that's probably why he dropped
three albums in one night. Tend to help melt the internet. Yeah,
a lot of people taking and drink music. It's been
a while.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Did you see you got married officially?

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Now? Don?

Speaker 1 (34:25):
We got real love Don in Nashville, Laney Wilson and
Duck Hodges officially married. Now, Duck, get it done. There
you go, Duck. What a legendary like he is.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
He's got to be the most legendary Steelers backup of
all time. Unbelievable run for Duck Hodges. It used to
be like the Steelers fourth string quarterback had a magical
run where he like played a couple of games and
cooked a little bit. I remember that he disappeared for
a couple of years, and you know he was still
a mythical creature because he's duck calling champion and Steelers

(34:58):
backup quarterback that came in and played a couple of game.
But yeah, all of a sudden, she's like, wait, he's
dating Laney Wilson and then he's at every Country Awards
show and now they're married. Bob, congratulations a Codges. They've
been together since twenty twenty one, officially married. Now Britney spears,
do you see the latest incident with her? TMZ said

(35:19):
she's at a restaurant and things became erratic when she
raised her voice and allegedly walked by the table of
other customers holding a knife. Oh okay, this is just
two months after she got the DUI arrest, right, and
there's a famous video her dancing with knives.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Yeah, she does like dance with knives too, on Instagram
or wherever.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Entertainment Weekly had a statement from Britney's reps that said
the reports are completely blown out of proportion.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Maybe she was just filming a real air of talk man.
Maybe she was bringing the knife with her.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
She was barking what she was barking like a dog too,
I think though, right, Okay, yeah, the rep says Brittany
was enjoying a quiet dinner with her assistant bodyguard. She
was simply telling the story about how her dog was
barking at the neighbors. See got that dog in her No? No,
do no? Do you think she was letting everybody know

(36:17):
she's got that dog. Listen if you're if you're on
the internet, a lot of people are worried about your
mental well being and stuff. If you're dancing with knives
provocatively on the internet, if you go to a restaurant
out in public, you're a famous person, maybe don't bark
loudly like a door and carry her on knives and
just kidding, keep the knives at the table.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Okay, yeah, uh.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
The rep continue to say, at no point did Britney
Spears put anyone in danger with a knife.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
She was cutting her hamburger in half.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
This constant attack on everything that she does is exactly
what happened twenty years ago when the media tried to
depick Brittany as a bad person. This is ridiculous and
it needs to stop now. But she just gotta rist
it for a duy put yourself. She's doing it herself, right, Like, yes,
I know mental health is get her some help.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
She needs help, somebody to help out. Britney spears.

Speaker 8 (37:14):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Noah Wiley is talking about Baby Jane Doe from the Pit.
You know that's our favorite show around here, right.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Noah Wiley was on a podcast A Lot More podcast
and said about Baby Jane Doe in the Pit, I
don't think she's gonna go home with Robbie. That's his character,
of course. Noel Wiley, Yeah, he said, I don't think
that would be good for either.

Speaker 7 (37:35):
One of them.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
I don't think that's how that was supposed to end.
Baby j Doe and uh and Robbie. Uh, you know
you think baby breaking care of bring back Baby Jane Doe.
If this goes like I don't know, I feel like
Baby Jane Doe might just disappear and just be like, oh,
Baby Jane Doe's going.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I don't think he's gonna be like season.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Five, Season five, Baby Jane Doe out of nowhere. I
don't think there's gonna be a big follow up. I
think we're gonna phase out a Baby Jane Doe because
I think she's become too much of abstracting me. Yeah,
you're right, show that the pit is all right, Paraday
in May. Here's what concert tickets you can. Went on
the station today SD and me. Hey, we appreciate you

(38:14):
listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. But it's not
just listening to the show. It's seeing clips of the show,
seeing pictures of us in our daily lives, be our friends,
seeing pictures of my cats.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
That's right. We're on Instagram, of course.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
You can follow us if you don't already at FS
Mikey for me, at FS Big Bob for me.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Fast stands for Freak Show. Yeah, we made it a
long time ago. You know, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Follow us on Instagram at FS Mikey, at FS Big
Bob if you love. Staler schedules officially out. They did
a great job on the release video too. It's Mikey
and Bob a Kiss Morning Freak Show. Our good friend
Bill Crawford is. He plays the new security guard with

(39:06):
the old security guard Billy Gardell.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
I mean the whole video is a damn you explosion.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah, you know, you got teams that will go out
there and try to do like crazy videos Like the Chargers.
A lot of people are saying they always win the
schedule release they did like a whole Halo video game
roll out for it was just the details were incredible.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
But the Steelers just went full y inser.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
You know, they got Billy Gardell and Bill Crawford as
security guards walking into the building, right, and the TV
in the lobby has the Pat mcafech show on with
you know, two yensers, Pat McAfee and his buddy Tone Diggs.
So they walk past the TV before they go to cafeteria. Well,
I think my favorite thing about this the Steelers team

(39:48):
is just how yins are the entire coaching staff team
or is it just.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Fies on top of everything as it should be, as
the Good Lord would want it to be. All right,
So they're walking past the TV with At and Tone.
It super insurre.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
And then they get to the cafeteria Billy Gardell and
Bill Crawford.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
Jet, I'm sorry, what Chet? Still? Nothing did you eat yet?
That's completely different than what you just said.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Right, I mean Bill, Bill Crawford an absolute masterful acting job,
acting like he's not a full blown injury, right, you know,
great job, Bill.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
That was not the reason I asked, is we have
this amazing cafeteria with an amazing chef. Chef, we got
fries on salad, We've got fries on sami, fries on pizza,
fries on fruit, fries on mac and cheese, fries on jello,
fries and coffee fries and smoothies.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
Does everything have to have fries on it?

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Yeah? Yeah it does.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah, that's Billy Gardell's endless list of fries on things
is so great.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Mac and cheek.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
You expected that. It's good, man, they did. I love
that the Steelers did not try to win the schedule release.
They weren't trying to like throw shots necessarily at other
teams because that's popular too. They didn't mention like anything
about like NFL scandals going on or anything.

Speaker 15 (41:17):
Man.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
They just went full yonser with it, and I think
you gotta respect.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
I mean, man, Damn Mike McCarthy out in the parking
lot of Steeler facilities setting up a parking chair.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
That's pretty good. It's pretty great. It's pretty great. Super
ins there.

Speaker 15 (41:32):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
The Steelers schedule is officially out. They start at home
September thirteenth against the Atlanta Falcons. Of course, we know
they're going to Paris in October to play the second
that's a win.

Speaker 10 (41:45):
Win.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
How many shows are going through the list? That's a win?
W W there, that's a win. When they play week
three win, it's a win. Oh, no, bucket, who's going
to win? They got a Black Friday game. I had
to win.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Hosting Denver when four primetime games, one in Cleveland, got
to win, got.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Win, one in Cincinnati. Oh, I got to win. I
got the win.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
I got a home game against uh against Houston. That's
a primetime game.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Hey, guy, first time caller. I just want to say
that to win.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
And then in December they're they're in Jacksonville. Four primetime games,
the Paris game, Black Friday game, When when?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
When?

Speaker 8 (42:38):
When?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
When? Wait?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Svan, Hey, this weekend, it's time to bust out the
shorts everybody. I saw her creeping to like upper eighties.
Next week, we're on a rocket ship this summer. All right,
cloudy today though you might have wanted to eat into
summer by like Tuesday. It's gonna be sweaty highs today

(43:01):
in the upper sixties. But yeah, the warmest coming up
this weekend and next week it's Mikey Bob the Kiss
Morning Freak Show Steelers schedules out of course they're playing
in Paris. A little bit earlier we were playing a
new Yinsers in Paris song that had to do with
our show.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Sent to us on Instagram by man.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
I did not expect this to go so hard, I know,
has Somo on Instagram sentence this real quick ninety.

Speaker 14 (43:24):
Six one in the Dark, Raised Life, do to Hays,
Holly Shake, Buddy's putting the city on stage skin in
the background, black and gold pass for us Kins wook
up in Paris, feel smelling like the North Shore?

Speaker 2 (43:35):
All right, I mean it's a whole thing. We played
it earlier in the show. If you missed it, you
get caught up on the podcast. But speaking of going overseas,
which by the way, we're not gonna do. Like me
and Bob aren't gonna go to Paris. That's not gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
They just won't happen.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Get any corporate sponsors.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Well, I just don't think we will. And I also
just think we're not a priority enough around here to
go to Paris. Honestly, Like that's the that's the honest
truth of it. We could become some giant corporation priority though.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
We could, we could, we could.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
But speaking of overseas, let's get to our friend Ellie
and Italy, who listens on the iHeartRadio app over in Italy.
She's from here, though she's got Italian husband over there.

Speaker 16 (44:21):
Ellie and Italy, I think him, Bob, it's your friend
Elli in Italy. I am catching up on the podcast.
My best friend Anne says that I made the podcast.
I'm still behind, but I thought, okay, I'll jump to
this episode and super happy to have made the song
that you know, I'm going to be meeting you guys
in Paris be such an honor. And I heard the

(44:41):
news yesterday that the Steelers were going to be playing
in Paris.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
I did say the best Friday.

Speaker 17 (44:45):
I was like, oh my gosh, we should definitely go.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Let's try to work this out. Yeah, I mean that's
where we're at too, like, oh man, we should go
to Paris. Oh we should go. And then it's like, yeah,
we should work this out. And that's where the planning stops,
right right, we should go here.

Speaker 16 (45:00):
So we'll see if you're able to make that happen.
But I actually have a story that not about. Whenever
you guys are mentioning how you can fly with Dix
over to Paris.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Yeah, I mean this is if Dick's sporting goods, if
they sponsored, because.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
I have a story about in Paris.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Once.

Speaker 16 (45:22):
My husband and I were in Paris and we're walking
down the street and there's just this man sitting on
the road. I can see that he's like very rigorously
doing something like with his hands, and he's sitting and
he's looking at his phone.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
I don't know if I want to hear the rest
of this story, Elliott, Do I want to?

Speaker 16 (45:41):
I don't know if we He's very concentrated and he
was yeah, just off the street, and.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
I was like, oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, look this thing is like.

Speaker 7 (45:52):
You know, you know, in the middle of like he's like, oh,
just let him alone.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
So you guys come to Paris on Dix you might
see some other all right now, all right, Ellie, Yeah,
thanks for checking in.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
I love how she's like, yeah, we should go to
we should go to Paris, Ellie, And it's like, I
got a story.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
I got a story for you though.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
All yeah, I don't know if we're gonna get corporate
sponsorships to go to Paris. But if we do, I
don't know if we're coming back. Okay, I don't know
if we're coming back. We get that far away. I
don't know if we're ever coming back. I think they're
just the French are gonna see us. Hey, these guys,
you know that's how the French talk over there.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
You're he's got I got to capture our big American.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
But hey, these guys, Hey, it's kind of big weekend man.
We got fireworks tonight, a.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Little bit of fireworks.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Yeah, the Phillies are in town taking on the the Pirates,
so we all us know how that goes. There'll be
a lot of Philly fans in town. Hey whatever, you know,
we'll not see some fireworks. Philly fans, you want to
see some fireworks.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
See how we do.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
By the way, you know that we're the firework people, right,
you know these Are's and Belly fireworks you're about to see, right,
Philly fans, big booms. Yes it's Sam Belly. So we
got fireworks tonight. Pirates taking on the Phillies. Weekend series. Uh,
Saturday four oh five start, yeah, yeah, all right, and
then Sunday one thirty five.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
We going the game on Saturday, right, meet and you
a little bit bucco.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Actually, let's go by all right, Pirates did win seven
to two yesterday at home and again, uh firework night
tonight taking on the Phillies. It's Mikey and Bob the
ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Let's get to
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Speaker 7 (47:55):
Hey guys, I called it a couple months ago.

Speaker 18 (47:58):
I'll tell you about to be in or some means
are words that I was saying in front of my
third grade students.

Speaker 7 (48:03):
So a lot of my lot of my students speak.

Speaker 18 (48:05):
Spanish, and so they've been kind of teaching me, teaching
me Spanish, and they'll give me a phrase or word
then have you say back to them and we kind
of go back and forth with that. We've been doing
that kind of all year. And I'm you know, Pittsburgh
is terrible. Yeah, they go Your Spanish is okay, but
your accent. You need to really work on your accent
because you know, I'm saying it like a Pittsburgh you know.

Speaker 7 (48:27):
Gracias.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yeah, no, you got it.

Speaker 8 (48:29):
You got it.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
You gotta commit to it.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
I love that the kids are just like your Spanish
isn't mad? You just don't sound right, You can't. You
gotta commit to it, Grassius, you can't do that. Oh yeah,
get into it. Let that tongue flutter.

Speaker 7 (48:47):
You know, there's no rolling of the ours there, you
got you gotta roll them.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
You gotta learn roll them.

Speaker 7 (48:52):
Dan Nada loves Ciento.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Yeah, you just sound like Pittsburgh. You sound like Pittsburgh Spanish. Nah,
you gotta roll the rs.

Speaker 7 (49:02):
You know, just some common phrases. Sure, yeah, and uh,
you know it sounds like worse.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
I mean, does it sound like that? Sound like sound?
It sounds like horse bleeps.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Trying to speak Spanish but not rolling their rs sounds
like horse bleep.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
You think the bleep is farts. Maybe a Spanish sounds
like sounds like horse farts. Man. Maybe.

Speaker 7 (49:33):
So they're kind of they're kind of going at me
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
I mean, ay, so yeah, this is Nick and Maryland.
He's uh, he's a injur he's teaching down in Maryland.
Third graders. Uh are laughing at his insurer Spanish.

Speaker 7 (49:44):
But I go, you know what, maybe you guys need
to work on your on your inter access.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
There you go, turn the tables on, Nick from Maryland,
that's what you do. Can you tell these third graders
what's up?

Speaker 7 (49:55):
Bud?

Speaker 15 (49:56):
All right, hey, I can't roll my rs. Well question
for you, Jit yet I'm just confused the hell out
of the kids get yet.

Speaker 7 (50:06):
So finally I go, you know, let's hear it, let's
hear it.

Speaker 19 (50:10):
So I start rattling off all the all the words
nice and once she and Hi outside of recess, I
pick them up and the hall, they're all.

Speaker 7 (50:21):
Kind of running around. They're like, look, look, we found
a bug out here.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
It was great dropping eye nacking Maryland, opting the children out.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Here, changing the world for the better out here.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Making sure the next generation, even in Maryland, knows what
the interaccent.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
I had a bug got here? Yeah, yeah, the kids
know about it now. We found a bug out here,
We found a bug out here. He's probably just like,
this is what I went to school for, this is
what I was meant to do. Teach the children new music.
Friday here on ninety.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Six to one Kiss and the Free iHeartRadio, we will
play the brand new song from Gracie Abrams that came
out yesterday called Hit the Wall. That'll be coming up
just a couple of minutes here on ninety six to
one Kiss. Also, you've probably heard Drake drop last night.
His Iceman album is finally out, but he dropped three
albums total, and a lot of people are sort of

(51:18):
putting the putting the signs together that he needed three
more albums to get out of his record deal. So
I just dropped them all at once. She's like, all right,
record deal done. That seems like sort of the direction
Drake is going in there, just dropping three albums just
so he's out of his record deal. But yeah, we'll
see how this all goes. But he's probably gonna set
some streaming records with the amount of music that he

(51:40):
put out. Bob, we are giving away a deck with
our friends at Schwi Deck and Fence. It's another Mikey
andbobdeck dot Deck party. We did this last year, so
much fun. Somebody's gonna get a brand new deck up
to ten thousand dollars and then me and Bob will
come over hang out for a couple hours with all
your friends and family. All you got to do is
send us a talkback message. Why do you want a
new deck? Good morning, Mike and Bob.

Speaker 7 (51:59):
This is your friendly Spanish teacher.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Hey sorry, I have a cold, so I sound a
little bit raspy.

Speaker 8 (52:04):
I wanted to make my entry for the decond Fun's contest.

Speaker 16 (52:09):
We've been trying to renovate and do our back for
years now and it just hasn't happened.

Speaker 7 (52:15):
So it would be awesome to win.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
And have you guys over for.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Whoa were met in with meats.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
And Okay, Carney asada and cake.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
I love how you call it carne in speaking Spanish, man,
What do you want.

Speaker 19 (52:44):
Me to do?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Okay, this is only the meat that they sell at
the carnivals. All right, you got that down Chipotle right,
it's Carney meat, all right, Carnie a Sada, Carney, Isaace cake,
raise let, Jace cake.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
I don't need that.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Why dude, I can't even handle one milk let alone.
Three milks will be outside.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
What do you want me to do? Pull outside? Break
in the backyard? Damp sell? Did that bigfoot out there?
I mean in the woods. Don't look at me, bigfoot?
Speaking Spanish? Hot hot hot.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Hi.

Speaker 17 (53:36):
This is Carrie from Beaver Counting. I'd like to enter
the shlide deck contest our one year old girl and
three year old boy needing the closed space to play
without dog and land mines in the winter, my son
will enjoy shoveling it for a party. Maybe we can
do a week in brunch. We can grow breakfast meats
and potatoes. Whoa for ten minutes from Ormstoners, Feaver Bagel
and Kathy Clatchi. After brunch, everyone will so have time

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to go home and take an afternoon nap.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Thanks.

Speaker 19 (54:00):
Whoa.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
That's a good call. That's an explosive entry right there.
Okay call, we're all adults here. We're gonna have your
breakfast meets and scheduling napping.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
That's see. That's more of me and Bob speed.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
And there's a Spanish bigfoot out in the woods going uncontrollably.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Gosh man, not harry either. I'm not not very hairy
at all. Hairless. Yes, the Spanish l By no bigfoots
out there.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Yeah, nice spaniel l By, No bigfoot man, he's on
in the backyard there.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
The Spanish bigfoot is known for not having much hair
on the body.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
He also had trace let jays cakes, and he's lactose
and tolerant, which is why he's squatting in the bushes
over there. All right, anybody really want us to come
over to their house after this whole thing. You can
send your talk back a messages through the free iHeartRadio app.
You want a brand new deck, Mikey and Bob's Deck
dot de party with schly deck and fence.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Here's the brand new Gracie Aprams song iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
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you could go into the weekend with an extra thousand dollars.
All you need to do is listen for the nationwide
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It's Mike Keymbob a Kiss Morning free show. Let's get
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free iHeartRadio app, brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Hey, Mike, Kim, Bob, Dave.

Speaker 7 (55:27):
Here.

Speaker 8 (55:27):
I just moved to Maine a few weeks ago and
found out for my neighbor that I have nesting loons.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Nesting loons. He just moved to Maine.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
How to main.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
No con right, like, yeah, well, no con in my backyard.
Nesting loons.

Speaker 8 (55:50):
Now, I've never heard loon mating noises. I don't know
if you have, but I will be on the lookout
for live loon mating noises.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Okay, yeah, loons like you know, it's like the bird.
It's kind of like a Canadian geese. Right, he moves
to Maine, he moves away. The neighbor goes, hey, you
got nesting loons in the backyard, Like Bob, he thinks
of us.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
I mean, you really think we have loons over here?
Who's ready for an educational adventure in nature?

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Horny lo wild animals decided to make sweet love and
sharing their beautiful song with the year old it's time
for animal mating noises with Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Sounds like a small dog educational. That's a loon. That's looting,
luning And all right, whoa.

Speaker 15 (56:52):
Whoa wait, hold boy at the end there, John cowboy,
the cowboys.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
You're not there, He's all right. Loon meetings.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
As your loon meeting's done, then you just got hey,
you gotta tell her hey, nice job, right, hey, good
job for both of us.

Speaker 12 (57:16):
Home.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Just all right. Congratulations, you got some mating loons near you.
Enjoy them up. Darren Maine, here's your chance one thousand
bucks kiss a pair of day in May.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Every day in the month of Bay, we're giving you
tickets some of the biggest concerts that are coming. Teddy
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Swims tickets here on ninety six to one Kiss it
is Mikey and Bob. Drake dropped three new albums last night,

(57:58):
like a lot.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
I think he's trying to get out of his record deal.
He needed three more albums to be independent. I think
that's what he was doing. I just went to his
YouTube page. He has seven new music videos up that
have dropped in the past eight hours. Can somebody listen
to all three albums then see? Then tell me what
ones I need to hear.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Yeah, I already see people like, oh, well listen.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
I don't know how people review albums so fast, like
three new Drake albums just drop.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
How can you take those in and tell people if
it's good?

Speaker 14 (58:31):
Or not.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
It seems like a lot, it does, it does.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
I just don't like when people review new albums like
after like one listen, like I don't even need to
know today, like you can tell me next week, like
these are the ones I narrowed it down for you. Right, Yeah,
I just don't need to listen to forty songs. Yes, exactly.
All right, there's always people getting naked, getting arrested, making
the news and making our show.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Time for quick naked story. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Yeah, it's time for another naked story on the ninety
six one Kiss Morning freaks Out with Mikey and Big Bat.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
All right, let's go to Iowa for this naked story.

Speaker 9 (59:13):
Officer's arrested man after police say he walked completely naked
on a public street.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Oh no, I can't do that.

Speaker 9 (59:19):
Later identified as forty seven year old Elvin Sodo.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Oh no, we got a naked Alvin out there, forty
seven years old. You should know better, sir.

Speaker 9 (59:27):
Hours later, at the whar, he's found Sodo staring into
an empty storm drain on Marianna Avenue.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
All right, now, I'm gonna say, since he's naked, completely
naked public and he's staring at a storm drain. Uh huh,
I'm gonna say there's some drugs involved here. Maybe I'm
gonna go I don't know the end of the story.
Or he's a ninja turtle think or he's on drugs
and a ninja turtle. That's why he's staring at the

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storm train.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
He's like, hat you down there.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
I'm I'm a ninja turtle and just like them, I
also don't wear clothes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Okay, turtles are waiting for me. Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:00:06):
When they approached him, they say he became belligerent. Oh no, no,
and told officers he was going to beat them up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Oh geez, Ninja turtles would never do that, bud.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Naked guy's gonna be out there swinging his uh dope, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
What did Raffael have? You know, red one Rafael on
the what are those called size size?

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Yeah? Yeah, that guy being skin size out? Still be
what John mctella have You're still my friend? Both staff, Yeah,
you want to finish his naked story up here? So
I got a naked guy staring at a storm drain.

Speaker 9 (01:00:54):
According to court record, Soto started kicking a nearby flagpole.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Oh no, I want to win that fight, and then
just skills you it sounds like.

Speaker 9 (01:01:03):
It, and then made karate motions toward the officers.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Oh, might be a ninja turtle. He needs mutant ninja turtles.
We got a new guy and he's naked. Maybe they
just need a next guy, new middle aged guy. He's
fully nude.

Speaker 9 (01:01:22):
Police told Sodo to get on the ground, but they
say he refused.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Day getting on the ground, doing karate moves, beating up
a flagpole. Yeah, what do you want to do? Okay,
staring at the sewer drinks. He wants to go see
Nina turtles.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Okay you. Officers then used a taser on him.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Oh you think he just can go down on his own. Oh,
Taser's not good when you're naked either, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:01:45):
After retrieving SODA's clothing, investigators found a baggy of meth
pants popped.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Oh, there it is.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
You know how these stories usually and it's all the
fun games. Naked karate, flagpole, ninja turtles, math mass. Don't
do the hard drugs, kids, that's a good message to
go into the weekend with, right, Hey, thinking about.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Doing meth this weekend. You think you're a ninja turtle.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Maybe don't do that. You don't take a step back.
You don't want to end up being the naked ninja turtle.
It is a naked person making the show once again.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
Care of Dmy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now,
whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
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Speaker 19 (01:02:49):
Two.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Oh yeah, that's fun too, right pep on and random places.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Yeah, I hit that little talkback microphone and you can
send us a message and maybe you'll make the showca Hey,
we should have some decent weather this weekend and next
week it's gonna feel like summer. I'm talking about like
upper eighties. Today, high's in the upper sixties. Next week
we're getting swampy. Yeah, summer's coming next next week for sure,

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we'll start feeling some of that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
This weekend. It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six to
one Kiss Morning Free show Man.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
There's a guy who's been working with us for a
few years now. It's names Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
He's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
You may remember a couple of years ago on the show.
He was just a listener of the show and he
would take our podcast and take all these out of
context clips of us saying weird things and just together.
And then at the end of the month, Steve would
send us like this big file and it'd be like
two minutes of just out of context Mikey and Bob right,

(01:03:51):
And you know, we became friends with him through that.
Then he started like getting more involved with the behind
the scenes stuff on the show. He started editing videos
for us. We had like a lot of videos pop
off in the last couple of years that we haven't
previously had before because Steve was just so great at
editing videos and sort of understanding the show. And today's

(01:04:16):
last day working here, and me and Bob are just
kind of down about it, you know, bum dot that
we're we're losing Steve.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
But you know, he's got a regular full time job.
He was just doing this part time for us.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
But you know, there was a time where he was, uh,
he sort of sort of lined up to maybe be
a producer on our show and get a real thing
going and it all just fell.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Through and it just sucks, but uh, it's just time
to move on.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Yeah, he's he was.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Uh, he's done a lot for the show and especially
our online presence over the last couple of years. And uh, yeah,
he's gonna be a friend for a real friend. Yeah,
real friend. So Steve, Buddy, you're the best. And uh,
we're we're gonna miss the daily interactions, but we're sure
you're probably listening to the podcast or yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Yeah sucks all right. Uh, we're all the Bucco game
in the world. Uh yeah, yeah, we'll be at the
Buccos Phillies in town. Fireworks tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Yeah, four oh five games Saturday and then Sunday afternoon
game tonight. It's uh it's fireworks though. Millville Music Festival
kicks off tonight too this weekend. That would be a big,
big thing this weekend Millville area. Yeah, the Riveters have
their first home game. Uh that's Saturday against Buffalo. Go

(01:05:41):
support the uh the women there and the uh the
Pittsburgh Riveters. We always tell you Riveters games, Riverhounds games.
There's so much fun to go to go support the Riveters.
You want to have really in through Saturday. I'm sure
you can find someplace in Millville hang out, yeah, and
and a Buccos game and then come on over to
the River game and take it all in and then
go home and Saturday Night watch the SNL finale. Will

(01:06:02):
Ferrell and Paul McCartney host in Saturday Night Live and
musical guests. This weekend ain't not bad, right.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Anything else we gotta tell the kids before we get
out of here about oh, name the podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
We don't name the podcast today? A drunk clown and
a cat named Louis Lips.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
I'm not allowed to drink and cost all right?

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
A drunk clown and a cat named Louis Lips in
the podcast today. That's it for us. Everybody have a
good weekend. Bryan Seacrest shows up right now talking about
about it. I smile at someone today, Make somebody happy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
You have more power than you think you do. Enjoy
your day or night or week back.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Joy k FM, Pittsburgh ninety six.

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One Kiss