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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Okay, did you did you get special ice coffee today
or something? It's good, it's it's a great color. Okay,
because you took a sip of the ice coffee.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah, and then you told me thug life I did.
Tupac crawled up out of me.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
It brought po Wow, it brought pop pop back from
the dead.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Oh my god, Hell, Mary, let me give me a
sip here. There you go, there you go, call Biggie Smalls. Yeah,
maybe what happened. I'm telling you, man, it's special today.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
That God say, that's probably like it's probably like eight
point eight starts a nice ice coffee you got.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Good morning, Fred. It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six
one Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
By the way, I don't know what happened on the
show yesterday, but me and Bob realized that at one
point that we were having, uh we were having a
show yesterday. You know, it was a little bit more
out of control than it usually is. Right, Sometimes I
don't know. We're close to this, we don't we don't
know if that comes through to all of you too. Right,
just kept getting weirder and weirder, and uh, let me

(01:15):
get to this talkback message because somebody had to send
us a message yesterday for the first time in the
history of them listening to the show, just to be like,
what was going on yesterday?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Thank you day for Virginia Beach. Yeah, Virginia Beach. We
documented and.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
A listener now since about twenty eleven, is the first
time I really introduced myself.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I will tell you guys. Yeah, the show you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Had yesterday was absolutely hilarious.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
One of the best shows I think I've heard from
you guys in a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
So appreciate what you guys do.

Speaker 7 (01:44):
Enjoy the show every single day.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, you doing what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Happy Birthday, Bob, okay, by days.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Birthdays, New Year's Day, it's not today.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, I don't know what happened on the show yesterday,
and go back and listen to the podcast and uh, well, actually,
now that I think about it, now that we're talking
about ice coffees, I know what happened yesterday at the
coffee place. They somehow gave us double the coffee and
we're just like.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Just take it. You're good. So instead of me and
Bob each having a single coffee.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
We both had two coffees yesterday, which led to the
show being a little bit more unhinged maybe than it
usually is. By like seven am, we're into the second
coffee too, and now two pacin Biggie are running through
our veins.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Watches the ice coffee is so listen careful, all right.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I hope everybody has seen the Crossing Guard clip from
Philadelphia because that is today's like viral sort of news
interview clip. My gosh, this guy. We'll get to that
story coming up around seven to ten. Also, Paraday in May,
we'll tell you what sort of concert tickets you can
win today on the station around eight am.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Your chance at one thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Around another it's dayton too early for then, hell Mary,
oh my, oh my god, hot.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Sicken in your average pop up twist Kevin don't fit stick,
don't they? They pink data Biddy Troit players, Kiss Bob.
We made a Steelers podcast yesterday. We will get to
that coming up next on the show around six twenty five.
It is Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Free Show.
Let's get to this talkback message again, easiest way to
be part of the show, and uh, it's just me

(03:29):
and Bob in here, so you're all the third voice,
the third person.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
You're the sidekick on our show.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Send your talkback messages through the free iHeartRadio app brought
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Speaker 8 (03:39):
Morning guys.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
I hope you're having a wonderful day. I mean eternally
but not too bad. So I had.

Speaker 8 (03:45):
The privilege of helping to volunteer for the marathon this
past weekend.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Hey, thank you for your service. That's all.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Pittsburgh Marathon just seems like that every year. It just
goes great. I was watching our buddy Bill Crawford's podcast. Yeah,
so was I about his marathon. It didn't make me
want to run, but it made me want to be
part of how proud he was in the city and
everybody cheering him on through the neighborhoods.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
It's awesome. It is great.

Speaker 8 (04:10):
And I saw a guy run pass yeah with band
aids on his nipples, okay, and I instantly had to
all laugh to myself, all right, because obviously you guys
came to mind as.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Soon as I saw that, all right, I just wanted
to share that. Hope you have a great day. Well,
I love that you thought of us.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I mean, we're known for nipples safety around here, so yeah,
we're just known for nipples and yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
It's safe for the better.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
Though.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Over the years, we've had a lot of great nipple
content on our show. We really have. We want to
be Pittsburgh nipple guys.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, we cornered the nipple market around here, all right.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
We made it onto a Steelers podcast yesterday. We will
get to that coming up around six twenty five next
here on the show, and then eight am, a pair
of day in May will tell you what concert tickets
you can win on the station today around eight am.
It's Mikey Bob, I'm bums. The battle is on today.
Olivia Rodrigo tickets for her two Pittsburgh shows go on

(05:09):
sale today general public at noon.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Good luck, good luck. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Oh you have the money to buy Olivia Rodrigo tickets, Well,
good for you, but that still doesn't mean you get tickets. Right,
It's a battle today noon for Olivia Rodrigo tickets. Smikey
about the Kiss Morning Free show. We made it onto
a Steeler podcast. Our guy Christian Coots local insur he's
the best he's Money's hell Kitts the Christian Coons Podcast.

(05:37):
He's been the Steelers long snapper for a while now,
and you know he went to Dukane. So he has
Steelers quarterback Will Howard on the podcast. They were doing
a live podcast up at Shiloh Clayton Poor up there
on Mott Washington, and uh, you know it's Will Howard's

(05:58):
Christian Coontz and they're, uh, they're talking about Will Howard
in uh just how you pronounce his last name because
he's not Will Howard on our show. He's Will Hard.
Will Hard. So here's Christian Coons podcast.

Speaker 9 (06:11):
This dude like brings out with my Pittsburgh accent. I
don't know. I think it's because I heard it on
Mike and Big Bob, Like we were talking Mike.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
And Big Bob.

Speaker 9 (06:18):
Will I turn on the radio. I'm driving into work.
It's like six thirty in the morning, and I was like,
here's Will Hard.

Speaker 10 (06:25):
I'm like that and this is Mikey and Big Bob
screaming at six am. Every time I see him, I
just a walk in the locker room.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Ah yeah, right, that's all it is. Are we the
guys that cause that? Like I love that Coon's just
comes lock in the locker rooms. See's will hard across
the way.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
And here we are again with yelling high at six
point thirty in the morning, Christian Kots everybody over at
one TV media shot though playton poor Christian Coots podcast.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
We appreciate the uh, we appreciate the love. All right.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
We will get to the viral Philadelphia crossing Guard clip
that I'm sure everybody has seen. If you haven't stick around,
we'll get to that around seven to ten. Also, Paraday
in May will tell you what concert ticket you can
win today on the station around eight am. It's Mikey
and Bob, the Mikey and Bob Podcast. Hey, thank you

(07:21):
for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now, whatever
you're listening on, we appreciate it. Thank you.

Speaker 11 (07:29):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
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Speaker 1 (07:55):
Make the show.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Hey, gas prices continue to suck. That's no surprise there.
It's Mikey and Bob a Kiss Morning Freak Show. But
get Go's gonna try to help you out today May seventh. Today,
only at get Go locations, it's fuel Day. All my
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(08:23):
get go, Hey, get Go, trying to help out today,
giving you fifty cents off when you use your MyPay,
my Perks Pay or Advantage Pay. Trying to help out
because gas, it's just it's it's it's stupid, it's it's ridiculous.
Now this first time in a long time where you
really consider, like, I don't even know if I should
be driving this much, you know, like trips that you'd

(08:43):
usually make and not think about. You're like, I don't
know if I need to just go and do errands today.
There's gonna cost me so much in gas, Buddy. Weather's
supposed to be kind of chilly today, highs around sixty
degrees and cloudy, But when it gets sunny out in
the summertime. You're gonna wanna be sitting in your backyard

(09:05):
on your brand new deck with me and Bob because
we came to your hos for a deck party.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
You all your family and friends.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yep, yep, it's Mikey and Bob's deck dot deck party
with our friends at Schly Deck and Fence. We're gonna
give somebody a brand new deck up to ten thousand
dollars and then me and Bob are gonna come over
for a little deck party. All I gotta do is
send us a talkback message and you're entered.

Speaker 12 (09:29):
Hey, Mikey and Bob, I want to enter my husband
for the Schly deck renovation.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (09:35):
He's a twenty year marine veteran retired. He's disabled. Man,
gives and gives and gives to everyone, but never does
anything for himself. He worked on our house plus his
full time job. I want to give him something special.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Thanks, guys, a good entry right there.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
All Hey, thank you for your service. So that's a
good entry right there. And then you know, our listeners
kind of all over the place, so we get a
nice entry like that. Husband's veteran been working on the house,
you know, just need help. Does do anything for himself.
Then we get an entry like this.

Speaker 13 (10:10):
Making Bob I'm calling enter talking is about my deck.
See our deck's getting up there in age just doesn't
stand up what you used to. Let's gone off, shrivling
in places and water logged wood. We tried to turn
the bushes run and make it look presentable, but no
matter how much we dressed it up, we can't turn
back the clock on the old deck. Finances are tight
right now. We can try to force it in, but
it's hard to fit in the budget anyway. I'd love

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to look down and see a brand new, appealing and
functional deck again. You know, I want to just smacks
people in the face that makes them say wow when
they come run and see it and finally need get
to hang out with my guys. Thanks the happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
And it's not Bomb's birthday. His birthday is January first.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Don't clap and don't encourage.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
He said he wants to be smacked in the face
or something like that. Just wow, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
I love that and snuck this sad violin he did
like into the background.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Very creative, sir. We like your entry all right.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
You can keep sending your talkback messages if you want
to win our Mike and Bob's Deck dot Deck party
contest with schly Deck and Fence. All right, we get
to today in freak Show history coming up next, and
also Paul Skeins pitching last night may have smiled multiple times.
We will hear from him coming up next. On The

(11:22):
Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's Mikey and Bob. I know
you didn't stay up to watch it, but Paul Skins
was dlan last night for m Buccos. It's Mikey and
Bob The Kiss Morning Freak Show. The Pirates one in
Arizona last night, one to nothing. Paul Skeens pitches eight innings,
gives up no runs, has seven strikeouts, and gives up

(11:43):
just two hits.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Nasty.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Here is Paul Skeens talking to Hannah Mers after the
game on sports Net Pittsburgh super animated in Big Moments tonight.

Speaker 11 (11:52):
Out there, Yeah, super animated. I think I smiled once
or twice.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Paul.

Speaker 6 (11:57):
I know it's an away game, but this felt like
a home crowd over here.

Speaker 14 (11:59):
With that the eighth what did you appreciate about that
standing ovation?

Speaker 11 (12:02):
Yeah, A lot of insurers vacationing in Arizona. I guess so, yeah, yeah,
that was cool.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Wow, Paul Skeens admits to smiling once or twice. That's
big right there. That's basically unhinged Paul Skins. If he
smiled once or twice while pitching, watch out. Also, Paul
Skian's there. They're inters everywhere. Well yeah, but also your
Paul Skins. People will just go to watch you pitch.
They don't need to be Pirates fans. You're at that point.
That is true, your box office, bud. People just want

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to see you pitch. It's people outside of Pittsburgh, by
your jersey, and we'll come see you in a city.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Across the country.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
There's Diamondback fans who didn't mind losing one to nothing
last night because they watched one of the best pitchers
they've ever seen. So hey, nice job, Paul Skeins. He
smiled a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Look at that.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Uh So, Pirates will be back at it again today
afternoon game though, so you can watch it. Three forty
start for the Pirates, all right, and it's right around
seven o'clock. Time to take you back to a moment
in the show that made us laugh, made a smile.
It is time for it today and free show history.
Here we go, It's dubais Lit Day today. This this

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is just one of our favorites right here.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
You know, there's just a run on the internet of
people that are, you know, getting their wisdom, teeth taken out,
getting procedures done, maybe getting a broken bone set where
they got to be on some pretty high painkillers. And
then sometimes they just start saying things that they don't
even know they're saying, like this kid did.

Speaker 12 (13:36):
I can't even think straight right now?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Is when I give up, I'm lone. When I get up,
I'm gonna.

Speaker 15 (13:51):
Do.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
He's still in the hospital right now, at the hospital bed,
hooked up to all the machines and all the anesthetic
and everything, and here his mom like trying to calm
him down and whispered him like, sh don't yo. Apparently
he was talking about going to Dubai. Yeah before the
best part's coming up about Dubai.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
I got a camel, man, I got a camel, mine.

Speaker 16 (14:16):
My camel Going through the wick wiki wiki wiki, wiki
Wiki west Man, we were walking all over with Dubai.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Man, we were walking all love with Dubai. I love
his family, just just trying to call him out. I
roll around my camel and my hot ass wife and
my kids.

Speaker 16 (14:34):
Yeah, sorry, I'm sorry, das.

Speaker 17 (14:44):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I was lit. I was like, did you did.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
You buy anything else in Dubai? Don't tell them his
fucking bos his eyes got real thing don't work balance?

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Did I buy the else? I buy like billions of
stripper's mag Oh bill?

Speaker 7 (15:07):
What bis?

Speaker 15 (15:15):
If?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
You want to make the show today saying something positive,
turning somebody's day around, telling somebody, hey, really like what
you're doing, doing a great job. I need to shot
you out here. I will do around to say something nice.
Coming up around eight twenty five. You send us a
talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app and say something
nice about someone or something. Eight twenty five will do

(15:39):
a round of say something nice here on the Kiss
Morning Free Show. It's Mike, you and Bob. Let's get
to a talkback message. You're brought to us by One
Team Media. It's our buddy Ed, one of the guys.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
There from Lucasa. Here add to coming here. I'm watching
the news channel eleven. You guys love when something happens
and people get interviewed. I love it.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Too.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
So it's not funny that somebody, how's that you tilly
truck and crashed it until a playground with kids?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Okay, all right, and we can all agree on that
it's not funny that's somebody this is over in Philadelphia
stole utility truck crashing into a playground.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Everybody's okay, but that's scary.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
But the interview has me rolling.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
The interview with the crossing guard that was there and
describes it.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
They interviewed the crossing guard. Yeah, I was telling the
story of what happened. Mind you. This guy has this
like it looks like a police hat whatever whatever.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yeah, he's wearing this like police captain's hat almost, but
it's it's he's got his full crossing guard uniform, mom
with a special hat. Yes.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Yeah, the turn to the side clocking diesel.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, cock diesel. He's got to turn the side.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
And he's telling the story like boom bam bam boom.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yes, it's hilarious. Yeah, definitely need to look into that one.
All right, guys, have a great day.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
All right, So there was this accident that happened in Philly.
Somebody stole utility vehicle crashing into a playground.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
There were kids there, nobody was hurt. We're all good.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
But the crossing guard gave an interview to NBC ten Philly.
This guy was destroying an ice cream cone while this
was happening too.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
I tell you, he ran the light, t boned the lady.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
I'm bobbing and weaving. He's bobbing, leaving through cars.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
I'm just thankful, thankful to be alive right now, thank
you Jesus.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
What did it sound like? What did it sound like? Hey,
the camera guy laughed. By the way, great job by the.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Camera guy, because if there's an accident and somebody's there, eyewitness,
you gotta hear.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
What did it sound like? What did it sound like? Funny? No,
not funny. I swear not to be funny, not to
be fun bad.

Speaker 7 (17:42):
Having that fat it was out there, they were in there.
I had to pull a kid out.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Describe this for me. You you hear the past, ba
bam bam all.

Speaker 7 (17:51):
Luckily I wasn't on the corner. I'm in the shade slightly.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Okay, he's in the shade slightly. He's got his ice
cream cone too. This is a crossing guard in Philly.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Degree to that, and then and then crazy. My grin
was still running.

Speaker 7 (18:03):
I'm just thinking it'll be alive because my heart is.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Boom boom, boom boom. All right, if you grabbed a kid,
pulled him up out of it.

Speaker 9 (18:11):
Tell me about this car.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Did you see what happened to her doing three sixty
cart did a three sick day?

Speaker 1 (18:15):
You can tell he's eating an ice cream coming there
right here.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
You can tell doing three sick he tried to take
it out and licking the ice cream.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Cod what he got? Asked the question what he what?
Heaven is later in the car doing three sixty six sea?
What's going through your head?

Speaker 7 (18:31):
Thank you Jesus, That's what's going through my mind.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Thank you Jesus, Thank you Jesus.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
This is a crossing garden Philly that you know pulled
some kids, is away from an accident, and then he
shouts out to mister Softy the ice cream.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Shout out to the ice cream man.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
So this crossing guard, he's got his hat to the side,
cocking easel. He's just sitting there bobbing and weaving around
that accident. His hearing bobing and weaving out there everything
the camera guys, he's just like, yeah, what it's all
I'm gonna hear you. You gotta look up for the interview.
It's great crossing guard out Philly who became a hero.
All right, we'll do a round to say something nice

(19:09):
coming up around eight twenty five. Also para day in May,
we will tell you what concert tickets you can.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Win on the station today around eight am.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
It's mikey Bob ninety six. Hey, our buddy George. It's
always catching up on the podcast. Send us a talkback
message here. Brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I was going on though with George.

Speaker 18 (19:29):
You're catching them on Tuesday Mornings podcast. All right, y'all
were talking about the whole dino nuggets thing. Mike, did
you take any consideration the fact that dino nuggts are
made out of chickens, and chickens and my extension, birds
evolved from dinosaurs, so they were, in fact actual dinosaur cheese.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Hi, y'all take it easy you think about that dinosaur man.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I'm not ready to process this, but I want everybody
to follow along here. Those chickens were just they were
going back to their original form dino nuggets and all
chicken nuggets are dinosaurs. If you go through a fast
food drive through and you get some chicken nuggets, you're
basically ordering dinosaur nuggets because all chicken nuggets are dino nuggets,

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because chickens and birds are dinosaurs.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Wow, that's a lot to take in.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
I don't know if I'm ready to consider that all
chicken nuggets are dino nuggets.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
A lot of process right now. I don't know if
I'm okay. But we must move on, and we will
move on with this rather to learn something together. Right now,
it's time to find that what the hell is this
treaty with Mikey and bad?

Speaker 19 (20:45):
All?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Right, here comes Drake. How's Drake gonna do? By the way,
we good.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
It's been like two years since Kendrick Lamar dropped, uh
you know, not like us and just buryed Drake and
then sang it at the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, I think we're good. Uh we go.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
We're good with Drake now, Like as long as Drake
doesn't try to start again, as long as he's just like,
you know, give me and make me.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Dance well being you know.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Drake announced his Iceman episode four live stream is gonna
be set for May fourteenth, so next week, and then
that should lead into Drake's new album Iceman on May fifteenth.
Watch out, though, because if you look at the charts,
it's Michael Jackson's time.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Michael Jackson's having a run.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Michael Jackson had his best streaming week after the you know,
the Michael Jackson biopic got released.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Just incredible, man.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
By the way, it's it's gotta be nuts for like
Michael Jackson's kids, right, like they're all rich and famous,
but just like, oh cool movie came out about dad.
All these years later, everybody's listening to dance music. Oh wow,
this check's a lot bigger than.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
He usually is. Yeah, it's wild.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Michael Jackson's catalog was up one hundred and forty six percent,
doubling his previous career high. Now, Michael Jackson died two
thousand and nine, so streaming really wasn't quite what.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
It was, you know, two thousand and nine what it
is today.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
But not even close. Doubling his career high, though, is
a crazy number on the Billboard Artist one hundred, like
the most popular artist. Michael Jackson is now up to
three on that list. You know, it's probably like bad
Bonnie Taylor Swift, Michael Jackson and His Thriller album is
now number seven on the Billboard Hot one hundred chart.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Billy Jean is number thirty eight song from nineteen.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Eighty three, So the Michael Jackson resurgence is upon us.
Also trending, Ted Turner died yesterday. That was a guy
who made TBS in CNN. He was a pioneer in
cable television. Ted Turner died yesterday at the age of
eighty seven.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Some TV stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
We were talking about The Bear, hugely popular show on Facts.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
It is gonna end with season five.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
They officially confirmed this yesterday and said June twenty fifth
is going to be the release date for the final season.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
One thing I don't like about The Bear They give
you the full season all at once. I don't like that.
Why because I need like that, that's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
No, I need weekly episodes to process and then I
go to YouTube and I watch people talk about the
episode and stuff like that, Like I need to watch
an episode and then process. You're right, because the pit
is way more enjoyable once a week.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah, it is. It really is. Because you need to
talk with people about the show. You know, you need
to go to work and be like, can you believe
this happened on the Pick? Can you believe this happened
on the Bear?

Speaker 2 (23:39):
And I think when they show all episodes, you'll like,
all right, last season.

Speaker 7 (23:43):
The bears up.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
I don't know when everybody else is watching it, so
then you don't want to spoil it for people.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
The Bear kind of broke the promo mold here because
they got everybody's eyes looking nobody's thinking about the Bear. Yeah,
and then they dropped that one off episode they did
the other day surprise episode.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Then yesterday after you dow, they with the news of well,
this is when you're getting a new season.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
So it just kind of keeps the Bear in front
of everybody.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah, it's kind of genius coming out on HBO in December.
Is that new Harry Potter series? Right, Basically they're redoing
the books into TV series. It has already got renewed
for season two, even though season one isn't even out,
So Chamber of Secret starts filming this fall. That's obviously
gonna be big for HBO. Hocus Pocus three is officially

(24:28):
in the works at Disney with Bette Midler, Sarah Jeska Parker,
and Kathy Najemi. All returning. That was huge streaming hocus
Pocus two.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
It'll be great.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Around Halloween time, so they are going to make a
hocus Pocus three. All right, say something nice coming up
around eight twenty five. You got something nice to say
about someone or something, send us a talkback message. Will
also reveal who you can win tickets to today as
we continue our Paaraday in May.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Here on ninety six to one, Kiss.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Paren Day and May will tell you what concert tickets
you can win today on the station coming up around
eight am, it's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Bob.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yesterday on the show, we were talking about hyperfixations.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
I was talking about.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Star Wars, and you know, Star Wars is one of
my hyperfixations. I'll read the books, I'll watch the shows
and the movies all that stuff. So let's get to
this talkback message brought to us by the Pavement.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Grew Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
This is Terriform White Oak. This is my first submission
in so guys are talking about hyperfixations right now. My hyperfixation,
if you are curious, is a little Toka Saucier Japanese
series called Common Writer, something about guys in suits. Kicking
a people in the face is just fine. I can't
help it. Yeah, all right, all right, Mike, Bob, love
you guys.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Bye anime.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
By the way, one Piece is slowly becoming a hyperfixation
for me.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
I think I'm about to dabble in one Piece.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
I'm already watching live action one Piece, but I think
I'm about to start watching the cartoons again, and that
just that might be my next hyperfixation.

Speaker 12 (26:02):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yesterday on the show, though, I asked Bob a simple
question that made the show go off the rails. I asked, Bob, hey,
what are some of your hyperfixations? I was talking about mine.

Speaker 20 (26:13):
Needs, mustaches, fishing nipples. Okay, I'm not ex sexy, big people,
sexy big men in general, none of the.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Answers I was expecting out of you, But if you
want to call those your hyperfixations. Absolutely. Have you been
listening to the showy somehow, Harry Guy.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
One of mine is, obviously if you've been listening to
the show long enough to clowns without pants.

Speaker 21 (26:48):
This is Ottoman Scorta, Yeah, the Wiener dog mom of Vader.
I'm a big Star Wars and Marvel fan, so this
really is for you, Mikey.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yes, Star Wars and Marvel two of my hyper fixations.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
You got any more Bob lunch ladies.

Speaker 21 (27:01):
And I was calling to tell you, well, first of all,
we could have lots of garage talks about Marvel and
Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, hanging out in my garage also a hyper fixation
of mine too, you got any more Bob ribbon dancing.

Speaker 21 (27:15):
But also I was calling because the other day you
said that you don't like Vader and you said he
kills children.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, I'm not. I love Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Darth Vader is a necessary character in Star Wars, but
he's not one of my favorite characters because he kills kids.

Speaker 15 (27:30):
So we knew Darth Vader.

Speaker 21 (27:31):
We did not know Anakin Vader did not do what
you accused him of doing.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Anakin Skywalker grows up to be Darth Vader, right, so
we're talking about the same person here, Just a what's.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Another one of your hyperfixations, Bob Grannys who bake in
Granny's who smoke? Okay, so sig Granny's.

Speaker 21 (27:54):
Only later in the two thousands did we meet Anakin
Skywalker on episode one?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
But by the way, whatever she's talking about with Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
It has gone off the rails of Bob's hyperfixation.

Speaker 21 (28:06):
And it was episode three before he became Vader. Okay,
Vader did not execute Order sixty six.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Okay, that's when the kids get killed. Have you been
wrong about this Darth Vader hot take all? Well, kind of,
because Darth Vader doesn't technically kill the kids. It's Anakin Skywalker.
But Anakin Skywalker is basically turning into Darth Vader.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
When he's killing the kids. What's another one of your hyperfixation, Bun?

Speaker 21 (28:31):
It was Anakin, So you don't have to be an
Anakin fan because who likes Anakin? But you should be
a Vader fan because he makes cool noises?

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Well, who else makes cool noises? Animals and heat? Wait
a minute, does Darth Vader make cool noises?

Speaker 22 (28:47):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah he does, dude. What are Darth Vader's signature noises?
I mean I heard that before, But if somebody would
have just like randomly made that Noiseth Vader? You need
it in Hailer or something. Star Wars one of my hyperfixations.
You ever want to talk about Star Wars, I'm your guy.
Any more hyperfixations you want to share Bob, you ever

(29:10):
want to talk about koalas with chlamydia? I mean, guy,
pay your bills a nutty sixty one Kiss with thirteen
chances to win one thousand dollars a pair of day
in May. There's just a lot of big concerts that
are going to be coming here in the next few months,
and we're gonna give you a pair of tickets every

(29:31):
day to some of the biggest concerts. We will announce
what tickets you can win and how you can win
them coming up in just a couple of minutes here
on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
It is Uh, it is Mikey and Bob. What what
message did you just get over there? Bob, you're caught
out to Dan?

Speaker 22 (29:45):
Man.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Dan sent you a mess.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Dan's got a big day. He's up for Promotion Network.
He's got an interview for it, and today's the day.
Let's go Dan, Let's go.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, Dan, you got this body. He listens to us.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
He says every day six thirty all right, uh, you
know around when he gets to work and hell yeah
Dan not opt to Dan. Hey, good luck on the
promotion today. Man, You know what we haven't done in
a while. Interviewed for a job. I don't even know
what I put on my resume. I just don't even
know how that works. Yeah, I don't either. It's what
was the last job that me and you interview?

Speaker 1 (30:18):
I don't have a resume.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
I had to help my daughter make one, and I
was completely confused.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Dude, I just work. I work with Michael. Okay, I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
I don't know if I've ever made a real resume.
What would our resume even say? Just like, hey, just
ask around radio shoe store. If you store, you can't
put when we used to work in a shoe store together.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Even though they don't have a good track record. Don
man don't have a good track record.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
We've only had this all right, Uh, before we get
to a Paraday in May and tell you what concert
tickets you can win. Today, it's time for a naked
story now again. Been doing the show for a long time,
and naked story has been a part of the show
for a long time too. There's always people getting naked,
getting arrested, making the news and making our show.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (31:16):
Naked.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
It's time for another naked story.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
On the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freaks Out with
Mikey and big Bag.

Speaker 16 (31:24):
Twenty eight year old Janel Roman is not wearing a
shirt in this mugshot, taken after he was arrested.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
All right, so shirtless in the mugshot. This was in
the Boston area.

Speaker 16 (31:33):
Officers got called me after a homeowner reported walking downstairs
and noticed the suspect Roman sitting on the couch naked
and smoking a.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Crack pipe having a great time. It sounds like just
naked smoking crack. You bear ass my couch. That's it, right,
And then you smoke.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Crack on my couch. What's worse?

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, it's way worse. If somebody smokes crack on your couch,
you just get him off the couch. You don't have
to like throw the couch out or anything.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
But if if a stranger coats your house, smokes crack
and bess.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Couchman, I don't put that one on the curve or
take it to good will.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
I would be very shocked and scarred for life that
wherever it happened to me.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Now, one of my favorite things is when something outrageous happens,
like a naked guy breaking into somebody's house and smoking
crack on their couch. They talked to the neighbors. Why
would you ask the neighbors what do you think about this?
There's never gonna be somebody like, oh man, it's a
shame he miss my house. I would have loved to
get naked with him and smoke crack. Like of course
they're gonna say, oh, that's not right.

Speaker 16 (32:35):
Court paperwork explains the homeowner asked Roman, what are you
doing in my house?

Speaker 2 (32:39):
That's I mean, yeah, valid question. You come downstairs, there's
a naked guy smoking crack on your couch.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
You gotta ask him. Hey, you my house, Bud Romans,
I'm just hanging out. Hey wasn't lying. He wasn't lying
at all.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
No lies detected right there, man, he's down the truth,
just hanging out, hanging out.

Speaker 16 (32:57):
The homeowner telling seven News off camera, family member likely
didn't close that second door track, allowing the stranger in.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Man, that's like a let the stray cat in. Yeah,
that's what it is, dude.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
That's like it's not wearing pants and it's smoking crack.
It's like a life lesson right there. You gotta make
sure the door is shut and locked, because that one
you lean the door unlocked and you don't shut it
all the way.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Oh hey, guys, smoking crack on the couch.

Speaker 16 (33:23):
When officers arrived, they say Roman was using the bathroom
in the news.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Okay, all right, so the officers show up, and he said,
and for my final trick, naked, smoking crack and then
using the using the couches a bathroom when the cops
show up.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Thankfully, he used the toilet as the option for the bathroom.
But like, hey, hey, buddy, get it get out of
my damn house. I don't know it.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Didn't say he used the toilet, didn't say he was
actually in the bathroom. What if you're the cops to
you let him finish like you're walking.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Into the bathroom. Yeah, smoking cray, I guess, I guess
a home man, you're gonna go to jail, have your fun,
get it all out now. It is a naked person
making the show once again.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Skate the Square is opening up today today through May
twenty fifth.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
You know square, Oh yeah, I probably should yeah the Square?

Speaker 7 (34:23):
Hey, but.

Speaker 12 (34:26):
Watch out.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah, you know, I've only been doing this job for
like my entire adult life. I forgot to press the
Bible button. I can turn it on over here. Let's
try how you don't Oh my gosh, you can phone
on and off. Dude, I never touched this before.

Speaker 17 (34:41):
I know.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Well that's exciting.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
What's the all right, turn your microphone off? All right, dude,
the cough button works too. We could have been professional
the whole time. Wait, you have a car, I have
a cough button, all right, start coughing and then.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Well it doesn't really work here on my mic too,
So yeah, maybe if you turn away? All right, let
me try and turn away?

Speaker 12 (35:07):
What?

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Yeah, I got buttons over here, and I've never pressed them.
Learning new things today. I don't think I have a
cough button.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
You're never too old to learn. I have like one
hundred and twenty five buttons in front of me. You
have a cough? I don't think I got a cough button? Here? Ala,
you try here? Anybody here? What was that cough? Back?

Speaker 20 (35:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
We're throwing a deck dot deck party for one of you.
You want to invite us over your house?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah, seriously, you animals really want me and Bob and
come over your house schly deck and fence and gonna
give somebody one of our wonderful listeners a brand new
deck up to ten thousand dollars and then have me
and Bob, come over to your house, have a little
deck party with all your friends and family. All you
gotta do is send us a talk back message through
the three iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 15 (35:58):
I want to come to the cast Fields Barbecue and Sharpsburg.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Whoa case Fields Barbecue and Sharpsburg. Tell us more, I.

Speaker 15 (36:09):
Got three kids, a happy my mom my sister. We
all ride or died for the for the funk, for
the funking.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Okay, funk again. Funk is what we're saying here. Funky guys.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
They ride for the funky guys, right, the Funky Freak Show.

Speaker 15 (36:29):
And my sister and I are the female version of
my Key and Big Bob.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Oh my gosh, you.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Tell me female Mike and Barber and Sharpsburg and at
a party.

Speaker 15 (36:40):
So it's only right to meet y'all.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Oh, it's only right, right, it's only right.

Speaker 15 (36:44):
If you guys came through. I would feel like I
died and went to heaven.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Okay, Oh my god, that is an absolute lie. Hey,
what if you actually died and went to heaven. It's
just me and Bob there, how disappointed would you be?

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Honestly? He's like, Wow, I'm dead. It's the afterlife. Huh,
it's just it's just us there killing at the big
Pearly gates.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
What what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Oh, Bob just found out he has a cough button
in heaven. Oh hold on, she's not done.

Speaker 15 (37:15):
I praised the building. You're still in that Goldie Shine building.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
No, we're not in any Wait. Hold on, do you pray?
You pray to the gold DV Building. We're not in
that building anymore. We're in Bridgeville, the Goldie Shiny building.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, anymore.

Speaker 15 (37:28):
Shout out to you guys every day. Been listening to you,
and it's probably I'm oltive now, so lady listen.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
I gotta be honest. I kind of want her to
wait to send more messages. No matter what happens here,
we need to hear from her all the time. She's fine.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
I like her.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Al Yeah. Now, so how long you've been to listen
to I don't know. I'm olds bleak.

Speaker 15 (37:51):
I was a little kid. Yeah, and I wanted to
meet you for my thirty first birthday and it ain't happen.
That was in January. Happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Okay, now you ruined the mess. Bob's birthday is New
Year's Day. It's just because you got a January my
birthday and it's her birthday. Okay, tell her it's not
their birthday. Well it's not, it's my air brands.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Even if we don't give her the deck, I think
I just want to go over there for a barbecue.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
You can send your slide, deck and fence, Mikey and
Bob decked out deck party. You want a brand new
deck up to ten k and then have me and
Bob come over to your house for a party. Send
your talkback messages through the free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Kiss Zara Larson Midnight Sun.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
It's Mikey, It's Bob the ninety six one Kiss Morning
Freak Show, and it's time.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
To say something nice. Say something nice, say.

Speaker 7 (38:56):
Mike, Bob.

Speaker 14 (38:57):
It's Mandy here.

Speaker 23 (38:59):
I was just calling it to ooh yeah, say something nice.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Say something nice. I love when everybody sings it. We
say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 14 (39:13):
I wanted to give a shout out to my husband, Bob.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Bob, Yeah, I don't think.

Speaker 14 (39:18):
He has any idea how much he actually is appreciated.
But I've been laid up with foot surgery and he's
taken care of everything. And okay, bunches in the morning
and get my coffee ready, and it's just so very appreciated.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Wow, thank you Bob. Yeah, mom, man, take care of
a wife with foot, you know, foot done. Say something nice,
say something nice, Thank you Bob.

Speaker 20 (39:44):
As teacher, I'm not here.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Teachers, we have made it into the teens. Oh boy,
not many days left of story, all right.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
There are only a couple of teen days left school
this year.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
We got it.

Speaker 7 (39:58):
We got it.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Happy teacher appreciated as week? Yeah, teacher appreciation? Is it
nurse appreciation week too? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Today's hat day and you better bet I am wearing
a pink cowgirl hat today. Whoa, it's hateacher friend back.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
With the pink cowboy used to light up. But the
batteries your dead.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Okay, Happy hat day to all those who are celebrated,
all right by all right teachers.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Says something nice, say something nice. We say something nice.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Yes, something nice, say something nice, Say something nice. Uncle
Mikey and both Chase somebody Chaser on the south side.

Speaker 19 (40:45):
Won the shout out the entire Bear Performance Nutrition team
that's set up and sponsored the marathon. They're a childhood
friend on the team. The owner Nick Bear and z
being i e. P Alums, we connected on sourcing them
one hundred and thirty vinage of Pittsburgh items.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
They their logo one and sold at the Xpo. Dude,
that's so cool.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
They take vintage t's from Z's on the South Side
and then they put their own logo on like a
vintage tea.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
That's pretty smat right, That's awesome.

Speaker 19 (41:11):
While they were in town, they also stopped by the
shop two to three times a day to show support
and chop it up.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 19 (41:16):
On top of that, I took ten minutes off my
half from last year. Wow, I just swere it must
have been their jump packs with Kathy and them. Booth
said it last year, but they do not trust the
part times make me laugh every time, but are definitely
a much needed reminder.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Ye love you guys. Peace.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Shout out to everybody who had good marathon sign especially
everybody with the do not trust your farts signs.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Hey. I know, I know, we had a good show
yesterday and it was maybe a little bit more out
of control than we usually are because our buddy Steve,
who edits video for us, sent us a message even
I mean he basically listens and edits every show, and
he was like, what happened Yesterday's got a little hard control? Yeah,
it's too much coffee, Steve, That's what it was. We

(42:08):
had double the amount of coffee that we usually have.
We didn't know it was too much coffee. It's an
unhealthy amount of coffee.

Speaker 24 (42:15):
It is.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six one Kiss Morning
Freak Show. I just got to get this out of
the way real quick because there was we were talking
about Star Wars because it's one of my hyperfixations, and
I said, darth Vader's a necessary character, but I don't
like Darth Vader because he kills kids. Then we had
this woman who sent me a message that said he
was Anakin.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Skywalker when he killed the kids, not Darth Vader. So technically,
an Anakin Skywalker kills kids, not Darth Vader, So you
should hate Anakin Skywalker. But no, ain't it?

Speaker 5 (42:43):
Hey, Mikey and Bob is James Mikey. Wait a minute,
but before Anakin kills the kids in order sixty six
and the stuff goes down with Mace and the Chancellor's
office and all that fun, love and wants Anakin turns
it falls to the dark side. Uh huh h doesn't

(43:04):
Palpatine at that moment say, henceforth you shall be known
as d Vader. Yep, so technically Vader did kill the kids.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
That's why I don't like Darth Vader kills kids. Told
you Darth Vader kills kill you were right, Yeah, Darth
Vader kid killer. Ah yeah, you want to hear from
some Booners. Now, we're giving away Benson Boone tickets today
here on the station. It's a Paraday in May. All
you need to do is send us a talkback message today.
Benson Boone tickets up for grabs for July seventh at

(43:33):
PPG Paints Arena. A lot of Boomers out there excited
about Benson Bader.

Speaker 7 (43:38):
I make you and Bob.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
My name's Addison.

Speaker 24 (43:39):
I'm from Pittsburgh, but I'm currently finishing my semester at
college right now. I'd tried going to buy Benson Boone tickets,
but I ended up in the pre sale and a
queue behind eighty thousand people for PPG that can only
hold about twenty thousand. Yeah, I was hoping this way
I'd be able to actually get some tickets. Yeah, but
this is a great opportunity. I really appreciate it that guys.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah, the math eight mathing on that one. When there's
eighty thousand people in the queue, remember you forgot how bad? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
these ones were crazy. I mean eighty thousand in a
queue Like Olivia Rodrigo tickets go on sale today at noon.
There's gonna be a lot of people in the queue
for that. That's gonna be a Ticketmaster Live Nation mass whatever. Again.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
But this is a hard ticket to get though.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Yeah, Benson Boone, I do remember when they went out
sales like eighty thousand people.

Speaker 22 (44:24):
Hey, Miike, you in, Bob.

Speaker 25 (44:24):
This is Shelby from Toronto.

Speaker 15 (44:26):
Huy.

Speaker 22 (44:26):
I want to win the Benson Boone tickets for my daughter.
The concert is on her sixth birthday and she is
obsessed with Benson Boone, So I just know that that
would be the best birthday gift for her.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Oh man, that's great too. Sixth birthday and she loves
Benson Boone. Can you imagine first concert ever years old? Yeah? Yeah,
you see him do a damn backflip off the piano.
You lose your damn mind?

Speaker 4 (44:51):
All right?

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Let me get to one more here. My name is Aaron.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
I'm from Robinson, and I would like the Benson Boone
tickets because I would like to smoke crack with him naked.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
All right, Bud, you ain't winning. I feel like we're
responsible for that probably yeah. Yeah. And also it's the
perfect capsule of our show right there.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
You know, we had a story earlier about a guy
who's naked smoking crack.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Yeah, he broke into somebody's house.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
That's why Benson Bood does not he doesn't want to
get naked smoke crack with our lie. I don't even
know if that guy smokes cracks for real or if
he's just trying to be funny.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
But it's the perfect our fault. It's the perfect capsule
of our show. Though, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
One lady's like I had to get I had to
try to get tickets eighty thousand.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Next lady's like, oh take my six year old daughter.
Next guy's like, I like getting make to smoke crack
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Speaker 2 (45:45):
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Speaker 1 (46:04):
Washington, mikey did you see what they found on The
curse Of Oak?

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Islands, okay, hey hold on second second FIND i totally
forgot to talk about.

Speaker 26 (46:14):
THIS.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Whoa me and my Wife, jamie we watch a show
on The History channel where they've been searching for this bury.
Treasure another one of your. Fixations it's another one of my.
Fixations Cursefolk island On History. Channel they've been doing this
show for like a decade, now they're trying to find this. Loss,
no it's more of A'S i, mean you enjoy, it
but it's more of a hate watch that you have
to see how this plays.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Out. Now, yeah it's like somebody who's still.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Watching Grey's, anatomy who's been watching it for like twenty,
seasons and it's just, LIKE.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
I don't even know IF i like this, anymore BUT
i have to watch, it, Right, yeah did they find?

Speaker 2 (46:42):
It the season finale was On tuesday on The History.
Channel oh, man they found a. Coin, careful they found a.
Coin i'll Just.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I'll leave it At it's just a quarter from nineteen eighty.

Speaker 26 (46:55):
Eight but, DUDE i, TOTALLY i totally forgot to tell,
you Dudere, like there was like a speech at the
end of the. Episode it was like the, treasure the
real treasure were the friendships we made along the, way
AND i was, Pissed wait is it?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Over, no it's not. Over they're still going to go
back next. Year but how do you give that speech
and then go?

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Back?

Speaker 1 (47:15):
DUDE i don't. Know they were just, like you, know
the real treasure is all the people in this. Room
AND i was, like, boom how ABOUT i want real?

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Treasure okay if you watched thirteen years of this awful, show.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Oh it's not.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Awful, Okay i'm, Sorry i'm. Sorry Is Cam hayward's birthday?
Yesterday Happy, Birthday, cam thirty seven years. Old happy Birthday.

Speaker 14 (47:36):
Cam what did he?

Speaker 12 (47:37):
Post?

Speaker 2 (47:38):
You Tagged Aaron rodgers in a picture of him And
Aaron rodgers and said signing would be a great. Present,
Well Aaron rodgers didn't sign with The steelers, yesterday so
swinging a miss On Cam hayward's birthday.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Present we we.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Got mentioned on The Christian Christian kon's podcast of course
is the Long snappers been for a few years of
The steelers Local. Yenser he played At Duke Cane Christian
kant's podcast that he does With One Team. Media, uh
they were doing a podcast recording up up On Mount

(48:14):
washington That Shiloh Playton.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Poor, Right, yeah So koons is.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
There it's doing a podcast With steelers Quarterback Will, howard
or as we call him on our.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Show Will Hard. Hard that's how are gonna say.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
It So Christian coots mentioned, us because you, know nobody's
gonna call this Guy Will howard with the.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Accent he's gonna Be Will.

Speaker 9 (48:40):
Hard this dude like brings out My pittsburgh. ACCENT i
don't know the. NAME i think it's BECAUSE i heard
it On mike And Big, Bob like we were Talking
mike And Big. Bob WILL i turn on the. Radio
i'm driving into, Work it's like six thirty in the,
morning AND i was, like here Is Will.

Speaker 10 (48:52):
Hard i'm like that and this Is mike And Big
bob screaming at six. Am so every TIME i see,
HIM i just like we can lock.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Them it is we started something here Where Will howard
is not going to be able to escape his last.

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Name cross the, locker, well, hard Hard.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
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Media that's ae cool to get me like? That all?

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Show It's mike Your.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Mob Olivia rodrigo tickets officially go on sale today for
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(49:52):
got a chance you had to win one thousand. Dollars
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that's coming up next here on The Kiss Morning Free
show with With, Mike you And bob a nice job
for The pirates. Yesterday pretty Much paul skiing. Show he
only gave up like a couple. Hits, yeah pitched basically
the whole.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Game.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Uh here he was after the game with hand Of
merrors In arizona as The pirates win one to nothing late,
night just talking about his, uh you, know his.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Performance he's were animated in big moments tonight out.

Speaker 11 (50:22):
There, yeah super. ANIMATED i THINK i smiled once or.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
TWICE, whoa that's Unhinged Paul, skins, Right i'm surprised the
ump didn't throw him out of the game for.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Smiling. Yeah he's not a very emotional person.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
On the on the, field so the fact that he
was smiling a couple of, times that's that's what you,
know he's, Cooking.

Speaker 22 (50:42):
PAUL i know it's an away, game but this felt
like a home crowd over here with that reaction to the.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Eighth what did you appreciate about that standing?

Speaker 7 (50:48):
Ovation.

Speaker 11 (50:48):
YEAH a lot of insuris vacationing In, ARIZONA i, guess, So,
Yeah yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Cool, yeah insurers are. Everywhere but, also, uh you're one
of the greatest pitchers of this. GENERATION a lot of
people just want to see you. Pitch we'll talk about some.

Speaker 7 (51:00):
Hair.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Hair, Yeah Jennings, dunker, dude you Know steelers draft pick
out Of, iowa that offensive lineman who's got the wonderful
mom just flowing red. Mullet Massey matthews talking With Jennings
dunker about his. HAIR i know that.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Started you kind of copied a.

Speaker 7 (51:15):
Teammate can you take me through?

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That and is it?

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Staying what are we doing with the?

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Hair?

Speaker 27 (51:18):
Yeah So Connor colby was my, guard not this most recent,
year but the past. Two we played together for two.
Years here's my guard.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Man you, know it's the off season when we're talking
about Is steelers? Rookies, oh we are milking the.

Speaker 27 (51:30):
Content so, yeah freshman year was a Freshman All american
and then he cut it and he still played good
and then not as good, though and then he grew
it back. Out SO i kind of ran my own
little case study on. Him oh and here's my Guard
SO i had to rock with. Him so then he
got drafted by The. NINERS i was, like, WELL i
Guess i'm keeping.

Speaker 7 (51:45):
It and how long did it take to get to
where it is?

Speaker 23 (51:49):
Now?

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LENGTHWISE i mean it grows, fast LIKE i have to
cut it pretty decently off To, otherwise like When i'm cooking,
supper Something i'll get in my mouth and it's, Disgusting
SO i got to keep it like pride this.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Length otherwise When i'm eating it's just a. Mess.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Man he's got to keep the mullet trim to where it.
Is can't get any bigger or it's gonna get a
mullet right in his. Mouth Man Jennings, dunker this new
offensive lineman for The. Steelers just the fact that he
has a, big flowing red, mullet he's going to be
a fan.

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(53:32):
great to win these. TICKETS i appreciate you, Guys thank you.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Bye it's another thing that sucks about all these concerts getting.
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when it doesn't, happen it's like sorry. Oops like, dude
my Daughter, addison we got her tickets to go See
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(53:56):
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Speaker 1 (54:13):
Country we?

Speaker 7 (54:14):
Do, yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Yeah there was a vote.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Online which one national high school. Mascots it was this
whole vote online sort of thing to try to find
the best high school mascot in THE uh in the
Country mars. Area The Fighting planets plant's the greatest mascot
in the entire.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Country now it's. Official doesn't have boxing gloves that it runs,
yeah boxing. Shorts it's. Awesome The Fighting planet it is so.
Good that's like our gritty.

Speaker 22 (54:40):
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Is we need to give that thing like a wonky
i and and maybe a drinking.

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Problem whoever's in that costume should just getting all access
past all three like professional SPORTING i, agree and at
any time it could show. Off you never know when
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Race let it.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Hit it's allowed to. Hit, YEAH i have punch. PEOPLE
i think we should allow the mascot to punch. People
so Congratulations National High School Mascot. Champion Wow mars The Fighting.
Planets by the, way a follow up onto a thing
we were talking about. Yesterday there's this whole bill may
The Science guy sort of thing to FIND i don't,
Know america's best student or something like. That you get

(55:21):
twenty thousand dollars towards an, education you get a beat
bill by The Science. Guy we you had a, Kid.
Charlie his mom reached out to, us, said, hey get
some votes For. Charlie we were talking about this on
the show. Yesterday we posted it on Our mikey And
Bob facebook.

Speaker 23 (55:37):
Page Hey, Mikey Big, bob It's Ashley sheets. AGAIN i
just wanted to thank you guys for talking About charlie
on your show yesterday and for putting his link on
Your facebook. Page there's still some time to vote. TODAY
i let him listen to your show yesterday AND i
can't tell you how excited he was when he heard
you guys talking about. Him SO i really wanted to
thank you and the community for any help that they

(55:58):
were able to. Give and hopefully these last couple of
hours we can still get them up into the. SEMIFINALS
i forgot to tell you THAT i sent you some
messages On. Facebook one of them is a little video
That charlie recorded for you to say thank. You so
if you want to just give that a, listen it
meant so much to.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Him all, right, well thank, Again thank you to everybody
who took the time to go vote For.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Charlie here Is charlie's video he sent us.

Speaker 16 (56:21):
Him and, thanks thank you.

Speaker 17 (56:24):
EVERYBODY i could make it a Big, bob and thank
you for photing.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Anybody, Yeah, chli, listen even if you don't win This
America's Student. Contest, charlie you're cool with. Us, Charlie you're,
good cool with. Us we've been talking about hyper fixations
on the on the show this, week you, KNOW i

(56:51):
was talking About Star. Wars, yeah it's one of my hyper,
Fixations marvel, movies things like. That BUT i, Think, bob
there is a hyper fixation of yours that just happened
during our last. Segment, Listen i'm gonna put everybody into
the studio here and what's going.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
On we were in the middle of. TALKING i got completely.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Distracted this guy takes his phone and puts it right
by my controls WHERE i could see. It and he's
On Facebook. Marketplace go, ahead tell, everybody will your fond.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Look at this?

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Thing?

Speaker 1 (57:29):
DUDE i mean they can't see it's the radio nineteen
Seventy i'm gonna describe it for. Him, okay paint the.
Picture nineteen seventy Seven glasstron. Boat, okay one hundred and
fifteen horse. Power, jesus how's it?

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Painted you're, wondering why AM i talking about a nineteen
seventy seven. Boat it's painted like a pack Of. Marlboroughs
it has The marlboro logo across the. Front it's A marlborough.
Boat we got A marlborough boat in. Eerie pach forty
five hundred, Dollars price to, Move price to, move speaking to,
move And zach, here who owns. It in the description

(58:07):
so said he's had this thing up to fifty two
miles per hour. Before i'll think that's. Legal by the,
way if you know it's on the three. Rivers no
cruising up and. DOWN i can't all summer long in
The marlboro. Boat And Mayor corey O'Connor would see us
cruising in A marlborough boat and just, say those.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Guys deserve the keys to the city right. Now they
got A marlborough.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Boat by the, Way bob yesterday on the show is
asking you about some of your. Hyperfixations let's get to
our Friend mills on the mount, here who was. Listen
everybody listens to the show in their own. Way some
people listen to the, podcast some people listening to live.
Show some people listen for ten minutes. Here some people
are listening to the end of the. Show let's get To,
mills who's catching up On bob's. Hyperfixations oh, BOY i

(58:57):
love just like a serfixation collected.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Mustache yeah in, General, yeah my, God, yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
You got so much of this whole.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Episode you've just been off.

Speaker 17 (59:17):
All.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Right like somebody Like mills who listens to the show
all the. Time you know it's special and she's got
to pull. Over, HEY i forgot to ask, you how
were Your chicago shows last night AT nbc where they
all knew last. Night cargo's were, Good many And fire And.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Med. YEAH i watched all of. THEM i went through all.
Them how late did you stay up last? NIGHT i
locked In. Man next, thing you, know you're In chicago
bed and then you're, Like i'm not gonna turn this.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
All it wasn't crossover, episodes your Standalone you're, normal all,
Right It's Mikey bob the ninety six to One Kiss
Morning Freak. Show Olivia. Rodrigo tickets are on sale today
for two shows here In pittsburgh at noon for the
show is coming TO Ppg Paints. Arena so that is
gonna be a whole. Thing good luck on. That if
you if you're, trying if YOU'RE i hate, this you're

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a parent out there trying to get them for your
kids or, whatever good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
LUCK i hate this. That it feels like going just
to The Hunger.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Games every time we have a big artist that comes
to town and we need tickets for you, know it's
just like and then once you get, them they're just, like,
oh that'll be a thousand. Dollars, yeah it's, like oh,
cool it's just a two hundred dollars. Ticket it's, like, oh,
well we got one hundred dollars in service fees for.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
You how does this? WORK i don't.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Know, Hey buccos will be on this afternoon even though
they're on The west coast and not a late. Game
uh three forty for The buccos In arizona. Today what
do you want to name the podcast? Today bob Bear
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Twins Bare ass is b A R e?

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Yeah, yeah like a b e.

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Aar it's not Like, Harry you're this is just. News, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Okay naked guy who sat on the couch and smoked
the cracker earlier the show got?

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It.

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OKAY i just had to confirm, that all. Right, uh
that's it for.

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