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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well then Kiss Morning freakshow.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hey, listen, you can't lie to me. I saw a
lot of pictures and video from over the weekend from
the catwalk that they had in Brighton Heights. You were
not out with the cat man. You were not out
at the catwalk in Brighton Heights over the weekend pictures
or video.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
I had a sign around me, but okay, I was
laid out on somebody's front lawn out there in Brighton
Heights wearing cat eers and not much.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Hell, no photos or video, No photos video, Belly Rubbs
accepted though.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, they had a cat walk over the weekend in
Brighton Heights. A couple hundred people showed up to just
look at cats. My favorite part of the whole catwalk
thing that happened over the weekend was the person who
had the live Nudes neon sign in their window.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
With the what kind of sphinx is that? The sphinx cats? Yeah, Harriet, Yeah, yeah,
Well I hear was.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Cat Live nudes on displaying a neon sign like it's
a strip club sign. It said live Nuds maxal, Hey,
way to go Brighton Heights. Here's the problem, though, the catwalk.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Is is gonna be the next Picklesburg. Here he did
it too good. It's too good. He did it too good.
Do you see people walking around the big paper machine
like cat like things like yo at Pittsburgh. We can't
just ease into things like this. We're gonna have to
move it out of Brighton Heights next time because it's
gonna be too big. Even Friday, we're talking about where

(01:28):
he's joke. We're like one of a couple hundred people
show up thinking there's no chance a couple hundred people
are gonna joke.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
They did, they did, and then you were laying on
somebody's lawn with cat eers on made the tracks out there.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
No photos or video though. I was off the main
walking path so it was behind an alley. It was
if you know, you know situation. No photos, no video.
But he will accept beef sticks and belly robes, beefsticks
and belly roads, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Hey, the Steelers got shut out seventeen to nothing against
the Jets in their second preseason game.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
We will get to a.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Round of Steelers Facebook comments around seven to ten. And
also we got chances for you go see Bruno Mars
on Saturday at the stadium seven thirty and nine thirty
Stick Around, It's Mikey and Bob Kiss after the Steelers
lose their second preseason game seventeen to nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
You know what's happening on our show this morning?

Speaker 4 (02:26):
What's up, guys, Josh and green Tree.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah, and I'm already imagining the Facebook.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
Oh yeah, Oh man, I'm already hyped for the podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Man, do you think Drew Aller is the next big Ben?
In the Facebook comments? You think it's cool down now?

Speaker 4 (02:42):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Steelers Facebook comments? This morning? Around is seven to ten. Here,
it's Mikey and Bob on ninety six to one.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Kiss.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
You know, every now and then people just listen to
the show a little too much, Bob, and then we, uh, surprise, surprise,
we show up in their dreams, which we're not mad about,
because if you're dreaming about us, you're thinking about us,
and you're listening to.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
The show rational, it's specially right.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Let's get to this talk back message brought to us
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Speaker 7 (03:07):
Hey, Mike, am Bob, it's Ryan's wife. Hey, I have
to tell you guys about a dream I had.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
You, guys, are what dreams.

Speaker 8 (03:13):
Are made of?

Speaker 7 (03:13):
Of course, it was right before John Cena came to
Comic Con a couple of weeks ago, and I had
had a dream the night before that you guys were
running the John Cena.

Speaker 9 (03:24):
Booth for Comic Con.

Speaker 7 (03:27):
So anyway, you guys recognized us, and you were like, hey, guys,
come put your steps back here.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
You could put it in our booth.

Speaker 10 (03:33):
And you were just like you guys were family.

Speaker 7 (03:35):
We were all waiting for John Cena. It was crazy.
Thanks love you guys.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
By all right, that was it. We were just running
the John Cena booth that Uh, they put us in
charge of Sena. I can't be in charge of John ConA, No,
can't even see them, let alone be in charge of him.
My gosh, what a dream. Just meet you and John Cena.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Did he ever show up in the dream or any
standing around or maybe.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
He was like signing autograph taking pictures and we were
in line and we're like, hey, you got a lot
of stuff right there, wanting to come put it over
here in the booth we run the Scena booth. Oh man,
I can't believe there's a listener that had that dream.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
And not one of us. Ustin John Cena. What a dream?
What a dream? All right?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Well, we appreciate you listening to the show so much
that you're dreaming of us and John Cina. Come go,
all right, we got a chance for you to win
Bruno Mars tickets seven thirty and nine thirty.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
For the big show.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
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It got the kids back in school now, a lot
of first days today Bruno Mars this Saturday at the Stadium,
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Speaker 2 (05:06):
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Speaker 1 (05:16):
Mike and Bob's teacher friend Becky.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Here.

Speaker 12 (05:18):
Yeah, tomorrow is the first time to school and I
hate everything.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
Oh wow, But just so you know today's show being yeah,
beef sticks and belly rubs.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh that'd be great.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Okay, all right, well maybe beef sticks and belly rubs
will be the name of the podcast today. Teacher friend Becca, Sorry,
you got to go back to school. Teach them kids, right,
teach them kids. It's Mike and Bob here on ninety
six one Kisslet's get to another message.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
Kelly from Indiana.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Here.

Speaker 8 (05:45):
Every time I see Mike McCarthy, all yeah, all I
think up is me meal, meal, and it makes me
laugh every time.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, Mike McCarthy.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
The fact that we have really sunk in on when
he says, you know, says it like merrol. I'm watching
his postgame press conference from the game over the weekend
with my wife and daughter, Jamie and Addison, and I'm like,
listen to how many times in the hows and they're like,
he didn't do it once? And I rewound it and

(06:14):
he did it eight times in a segment that they like.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Didn't hear it. And then when I mentioned to him,
they're like, wow, then you can never not hear. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
So here was Mike McCarthy after the game, talking about
Will Hard and Drew Aller.

Speaker 13 (06:28):
Play of both Will and Drew, I would say, you know,
we had to start there with the first group. I
think the obvious statistical everybody want to talk about this,
the two interceptions. I think it's the thing I've wrote
wrote down on my notes a few times during the game.
Was just the execution details, you know, I think, and
we have mistakes, particularly on those two plays that we

(06:49):
didn't overcome there, you know, that led to both those decisions.

Speaker 14 (06:53):
The details in the execution wasn't his.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Highest Yeah, details execution, a couple of interceptions.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Then somebody asked, hey, was it Roman Wilson's fault?

Speaker 13 (07:00):
Well, yeah, there's there's always as that are cleaner than others,
and those two players were not clean.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, it seems like Ruman Wilson was in the wrong spot.
And then here's UH coach Mike McCarthy talking about the
quarterbacks just you know, bouncing backs.

Speaker 13 (07:13):
Still have a chance of looking their eyes, you know,
on the sideline. I have no concern. How so far,
we've had two opportunities to compete. So they're you know,
they they've played the big schools, you know, they they
both those guys grew up playing quarterback.

Speaker 14 (07:26):
Yeah, I don't see any blank in their in their performance.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Careful, careful with the blanket.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Mike McCarthy, that was the old guy was obsessed with
blinking and cutting elids off.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Okay, we don't need to talk about their eyes, all right.
That was the last appreciate no blank talking about no
blanket and cutting the eyelids off.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
We just need you meow and Mike McCarthy, that is
your lane, all right. Don't don't be talking about the blinking. Uh.
Final preseason game Thursday in Buffalo for the Steelers now.

Speaker 12 (07:56):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
I felt like after the first preseason game Drew Aller
is the next Big Ben.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah. I don't know if he's the next Big Ben anymore. Boy.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
We will have to check the pulse of Steeler Nation
and read some Steelers Facebook comments coming up around seven ten. Also,
got your chance to go see Bruno Mars this Saturday,
seven thirty nine thirty.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Be listening here on ninety six one kiss, It's Mikey
and Bob one Chess, I'm Michay you and bum hone cuts.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
It's hard sometimes when you have kids, especially if you're
a single parent. Maybe you got younger kids, It is
hard to find a way to get out and enjoy
a night out with friends.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
It's hard. It is.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
We got this talkback message brought to us by one
Team Media. That's best friend Nicole. She sent a message
over the weekend.

Speaker 15 (08:44):
Mike and Bob best friendicle the first time in three years,
i am out man without many dott and I'm here
with my friend Rachel, who.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Has always wanted.

Speaker 15 (08:55):
She has always wanted to be on your show since
she was like twelve, and so here's for all the
prank when I was twelve.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Love you guys, great calls.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
We love you.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
We hope that you're having a good time. We are
having a good time, child free for the first time
in many years. Twenty more minutes seven.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I like how their friend there's count now, Like, we
only got twenty more minutes, so we gotta get it in.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Listen the sitters staying till iven. Okay, yeah, Hey, nice job,
best friend Nicole.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Way to get it in this three kid, It's mikey
Bob here on ninety six to one. Kiss also happening
in and around the city this weekend. Bob, it's time
to check in with the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account again.
You can check out their website pghdash scanner dot com.
You can follow them on all their socials. They listen
to the Scanner and report on what's happening in and
around our city. Uh, East Alleghany here not the Wendy's

(09:43):
Oh my caller. Set of guys on the side of
the road just asking for money by flipping off passing cars.
That's not how you get money for people.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
That's no way to collect money from people. Like I
know the game when you're panhandling. Whatever you got it,
you gotta have something. He's delligan, He's different though. Man,
maybe that's a friendly, greedy ors. It could be East Delegate.
That's the way you wave in East delegating and give
everybody the finger when they come on it when.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
They passed by. Yeah, also happening Marshall Shadlin. This was
at the BA car wash. Caller says somebody pulled up
started playing music in the parking lot and he's not
washing their car in The caller doesn't like it.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
That person sounds like they're having a good time.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, why you're calling the cobs playing some music in
the parking lot, hanging out in the car wah having
a weekend. You know, maybe they're meeting some friends at
the car water. Maybe they'll vacuum in their car eventually.
You know, we don't have you on your timeline. Maybe
they bought something weird on Facebook marketplace and that's the
meetup spot.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
But the person's not there yet, so they're just sitting
the car wash listening to some music, having some good vibes.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
You know, leave alone, Hey, but gotta stop on.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
The police for stupid things, you know, like music at
the car wash. Oh god, it's too loud. Also happening
in and around our city North Shore.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
An officer detailed to the Steelers game said, a shirtless
man is screaming while walking away from the stadium.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh man, I mean it's valid. It's valid after that game.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's only preseason, got you know a Steeler nation's already
in mid season for him here shirtless screaming.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
About the game walking away from Acresure. Hell yeah, did
he rip a jersey off on the way out? Though
it was they might have bought ever wearing it again.
They might have brought Drew Aller jersey after the first
preseason game because he's the next big Ben somebody made
the investment.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
But then the Steelers don't score a point in preseason
against the Jets, and all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Like I bought of Drew Aller jersey. I guess it's
coming up.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Also, who calls the cops on a shirtless Steeler fan?

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Ever?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
You know, I ain't gonna hurt nobody. Maybe, Well that's
what's happening in and around our city, all right, we
don't get to today in freak show history coming up next,
and then a round of Steelers preseason Facebook comments around
seven to ten, a shot at Bruno Mars tickets around

(12:26):
seven thirty.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
It's Mike Keame Bob.

Speaker 10 (12:33):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
I wasn't prepared for the amount of jeep waves that
you get when you drive a jeep. It's unbelievable how
many people wave at you, dude.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's a real cult thing.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
When you're driving a jeep, everybody just gives you the
quick wave.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
I'm the steering wheel, dude.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
It's like, and I see people in a jeep coming
towards me, and I'm like, you know what's coming?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Well, then you're like, am I gonna be the first wave?
Are they gonna be the first wave?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Then a lot of times I'd be like, you know what,
I'm new to this jeep thing. Let me just go
ahead and wave. Oh they're waving, all right, I'm waving back.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I love it. Man. Yeah, it's a friendly little greeting
from somebody that you don't even know. I told you.
I told you about the jeep way.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
If you see me out there in my purple jeep
Gladiator Sports from Sea Harparado Group. Who's the sponsor of
our Mikey and Bob podcast, Yeah, go ahead and give
me a wave. Bob's driving his white twenty twenty six
Dodge Ram fifteen hundred Laramie. Thanks to our friends over
at the Sea Harparado Group making a lot of fun
driving our vehicles. Now, I feel free to give me

(13:33):
beef jerky if you see me out on these streets.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, I just like waves. That's it.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Let's get to this talkback message real quick before we
get into today in Freak Show history.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
My mind is blown, Kerry.

Speaker 16 (13:44):
I just read and then double checked it, and apparently
it's correct that there are more trees on Earth, yep
than there are stars in the Milky Way galaxy.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
That's true? Like what? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (13:58):
Also, who the hells owning stars and.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Trees the scientists, I don't know, it's not close either.
It's like almost ten times. I mean, there's a lot
of trees out there. I don't know how my stars
are out there, but there's a lot of trees. Oh,
you want to know, Earth has about three trillion trees. Why,
the Milky Way Galaxy has about one hundred billion to
four hundred billion stars, So seven to ten times the

(14:22):
amount of trees on Earth than there are stars in
the Milky Way galaxy. Now that's only our galaxy though,
we're not talking about outside of our galaxy. So the
amount of stars that there are in forever space is
all unlimited. Yeah right, yeah, yeah, because space, you know,

(14:42):
sort of just never ends.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
That's a weird thing to think about. Educational program we
got here.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
It is an educational program, by the way, jeez. I mean,
what a great first day back to school for the
kids at Pittsburgh Public because they are getting a very
educational show. Because Bob, it's time for Today in Freak
Show History, and you want to talk about an educational
segment here, Oh boy, Today in Freak Show History. Top

(15:11):
five animals with the most nipples.

Speaker 17 (15:13):
Wow.

Speaker 18 (15:13):
Oh, boy, here we go today history.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
These are the top five animals that have the most nipples.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Number five, Bob. Number five was surprising to me because
it's dogs. Dogs can have up in twelve nipples. Wow, dogs.
And number five.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Up to twelve nipples on dogs. Dogs sneaking in their
number five. Number four it's the opossum. Thirteen oh, thirteen
nipples on an opossum.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, uneven number by the way, that's weird. Yeah, yeah,
they just have one random nip. Where's that one? It floats?
I don't know. Okay, under butt they have a butt
nipple you can't have, but they do. They're kind of
weird looking.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
So possums man everywhere, turn them round back of their nipple.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Point that. The third animal with the most nipples of
all time, it's a pig. Wow a pig. Eighteen nips
on a pig. Eighteen nips on a pig. Wow, pigs
up to eighteen nipples. Geez, we're getting up there. Here
we go.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Number two most nipples on an animal the African softurd
mouse many twenty four nipples. Jesus God, a twenty four
pack on a mouse.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
I mean the mouse is tiny. It's gotta be covered
with nipples.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Nipple?

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Does that look like a porcupine with just nipples? Nipple? Pine?
You can suck anywhere? You hesitated, saying that I saw you.
You hesitated? You go you suck anywhere? You has it?
You pump fake it? He did you know it? There
you go? Should I say that?

Speaker 3 (17:04):
I thought about it for a second. Okay, I thought
about it. We're just talking animals. This is this is knowledge.
This is something to hang on to.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
It is I'm just thinking though, like, what if a
porcupine instead of.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
The the you know, the quills whatever, had danglar nipples?
A hard though? It gotta me nipples? Are we at
number one? Yeah, we're at number one? Is it gonna
be Madagascar for number one? We're going to Madagascar.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Number one animal that has the most nipples, Bob the
Madagascar ten reck? How many thirty six nipples?

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Congratulations? Madagascar thirty six nipples? What's the animal again? The
ten wreck? T n R E. C. King or Queen
Queen of nipples? Is the Hibachi peepee story back on
the internet? Yeah, yeah, that return this weekend is everywhere? Right? Yeah? Yeah, okay.

(18:05):
Some people made like re edits of it.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Okay, all right, I'm just making sure because we've definitely
heard about that story before, right, yeah, okay, we'll get
to the Hubachi peepee story. If you don't know what
we're talking about, we'll get to that around seven to
twenty five. Here on ninety six to one, kiss it
is Mikey and Bob. The Steelers lose their second preseason game,
Will Hard Drew Aller at quarterback. They did not light

(18:28):
it up. They lose seventeen to nothing against the Jets. Right,
I mean, it's still preseason. Nobody's gonna freak out or
anything like that. We read the Facebook comments.

Speaker 10 (18:41):
Dara, the Internet. Every one is a GM, everyone is
a Cohen. Everyone is going to get time. Everything stuck,
everything sucks. It's time for Steelers Facebook comments.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
All Right, Steelers get shut out by the Jets in
the preseason, seventeen to nothing. Wearing the Steelers Facebook Men's here,
Michael h coach Tomlin would have never got.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Goose egged in the preseason.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
We can't do this, Rick w Hope everybody hung onto
those Drew Aller and Will Howard Jersey receipts. Tom d
I drank twelve Beers the game wasn't that bad?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
All right? Listen, Tom, you drink twelve beers. Steelers could
lose by three touchdowns, he'd be like, it wasn't that bad.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, twelve beers will usually make anything a little bit
better or worse.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Kevin w A. I love it. Now everybody can return normal.
It's a process, not the reincarnation a big bend. We
thought though, we thought after week one, thought this season.
We thought to him, Tim.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Robert M and the Steelers preseason Facebook comments, big.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Ben would have never got shut out. I gotta stop
saying his name because that's twice. Its one more. He's
showing up. He's showing up. Eric B. This is gonna
be a long ass season.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Eric, Is this your first season? It's two preseason games in.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
It's the preseason. Also, like they're not.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
They're trying to win, but not really, so we can't
get that upset when they lose, because you know, it's
the preseason. We're trying to figure things out, not necessarily
beat teams by three touchdowns.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Drew Aller's next big bet. No, that's already established from
the first prison from week one.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yeah, Andrew h here in the Steelers preseason Facebook comments
you guys know you're supposed.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
To play football, right, Hell yeah, Jason G.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
I thought we we heard all last year that Will
Howard was a mix of Tom Brady, Joe Montana and
Jesus Christ all rolled into one.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
I mean, Brady and Jesus Christ and Joe Montana supposed
to be Will Howard.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Drew be here, Mason Rudolph's job is safe and secured.
I don't know. Somebody is gonna be odd Man out here, right,
somebody right, one of them's gotta go. Might be raising
Melissa d here. I'm sorry. Okay, I went out to
dinner all right when the game was on, Okay, I
didn't have my Lucky shirt on. And then I came

(21:14):
home and my memory is just so bad that I
totally forgot to put on my Steeler shirt until I
saw the score of the game. I should have put
my Lucky shirt on. Oh, I'm sorry. Next game, I
promise I'll wear my lucky shirt. Well, we know why
we lost.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
No, it's it's not Drew Aller, it's not Will Howard,
it's not interceptions.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
It's uh, Melissa G. Forgot to wear a Lucky shirt. Hey,
preseason This is no. This is why we have the.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Preseason because we can't have any of that in the
regular season. Melissa, and we'll get to one more. Here
Steelers preseason Facebook comments. Oh boy, Shane, h here Shane.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah. I don't know if we can do this, Shane,
but I'll read it anyway. Fire tom Win. I can't
do that anymore. We can't do it anymore, Shane. He's
not here. It works Friday.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
See, we'll see if I'm Sunday at football game Si
La Crossroads.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Coach Tomlin's never coming back. And we got a miss
coach Tomlin. And I'm going to miss coach Tomlin.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
All right. We have your chance at Bruno Mars tickets
around seven thirty and nine thirty this morning. A chance
for you to win one thousand dollars and a full
trip to Vegas for our iHeartRadio music festival that isn't
less than a month now in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Your chance at that around nine ten it's Mikey and
Bob Notty six one.

Speaker 10 (22:31):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Make sure you have our free iHeartRadio app downloaded. In
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Speaker 3 (22:44):
So we got tickets for personal tickets to go see Bruno.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yet for set? You want to go see Bruno Saturday?

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Well, I mean we don't have tickets. Yeah, I'm just
ask me. Yeah, have you found tickets someplace?

Speaker 1 (22:57):
No? All right, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah, it's selling were close to sell out? Or how's
the resale market going on? All right, your chance at
Bruno tickets in just a couple of minutes.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Here it's Mikey a Bob a ninety six to one kiss.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
The Internet's weird because every now and then a story
from a while back will get like a second life,
and the Habachi peepee stories getting a second life. This
happened like a decade ago in Tennessee, Like we covered.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
This on the show a decade again.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
The story's wild and somebody just took it and made
a re edit of it, Yeah, and just put it
out there on the internet. And now it's gone everywhere again. Yes,
the years later.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Again, the internet's a weird place because this is an
old story, but it's out of Tennessee. And if you've
never heard about the Haibachi peepe story from again a
decade ago.

Speaker 19 (23:51):
Folks, it was Sabby, Japanese steakhouse in Murphysboro. Say along
with dinner, get a show.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Sure, yeah, you go to Boji.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
You know you want the flames, you want to show,
you want the volcano.

Speaker 19 (24:05):
But now, one diner says, last night she thinks the
cooks here showed a little too much of the little
guy in the cook's hand, a plastic toy that sprays
water made to look like the figure is urinating when
it's toy pants are lowered.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Last night at dinner.

Speaker 19 (24:20):
With Sabby, restaurant admits one of the chefs shot some
of the water in the face of one of its customers.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Okay, now listen here, I'm gonna stop it right there,
because we've all been to like a place like this, right,
We've all been to the place where they play the
fun games and they're throwing shrimp at you, and they're
putting it in their hat.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Sometimes they have the concoction in a squeeze bottle.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Sometimes they have the little boy squirter right where you
come down, you hit the button, his pants drop and
he yeah shoots water. Yeah, and there she is there.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
She is.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
I mean, you're going to the bi of course they're
gonna have the little a little squader right on me,
on me.

Speaker 18 (25:06):
Basically, it shot water out of its penis.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
How's that out of its wee area? Okay, what's happening here?
It really didn't have a wiener, but you got the point.
It really didn't have a wiener, But you got the point.
All right, ma'am? Did you really really really yeah, aam.
I love the husband and why I'm trying to explain
what happened.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
They really, they really had a problem with the little
toy at the Habachi place having its pants pulled down
and then shooting water wee wee area.

Speaker 17 (25:37):
It really didn't have a wiener, but you got the point.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
I really didn't have a wiener.

Speaker 19 (25:41):
Being on the point, they were so upset they even
called the police exciting assault. Police also noted the doll
wasn't well anatomically correct, but Isabelle and James say that
doesn't matter.

Speaker 14 (25:54):
I mean, just because it didn't have a ween, just because.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Somebody made cut off that little piece of plast to say, okay,
it's not there anymore, doesn't change the fact that you're
getting peed on.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Just because it doesn't have a little plastic queen is
because it didn't have a lane. And there's a lot
bigger fish to fry, and a lot more than you
could call the police force, other than the little boy

(26:26):
toy squirt bottle squirting water on your bottle, Munchie place.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Hey, ma'am, what happened to you again? All right, here's
your chance at Bruno Mars tickets.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Good luck.

Speaker 11 (26:39):
Use your chance to win Bruno Mar's tickets on kiss Hey.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now,
whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
But if you're listening on our free iHeartRadio app, you
can hit that little talkback microphone send us a message.
You can send us, as I said about previous shows,
the latest show. Something you want us to cover on
the show.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Let us know where you're listening from.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Two.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh yeah, that's fun too, right, people of random places.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, hit that little talkback microphone and you can send
us a message and maybe you'll make the show. We're
only a few weeks away now from the Big iHeartRadio
Music Festival in Vegas. Zara Larson's going to be performing
there right a whole bunch of other people. September eighteenth
and nineteenth. You'll be able to hear it here on

(27:32):
the station, watching on Disney Plus or Hulu. But I
bring up Zara Larson because if you missed this over
the weekend, she's doing a show at Lollapalooza right in Chicago,
and she's singing Midnight Sun, which Midnight Sun is one
of the biggest songs of the summer. You know, it
just feels like summertime. And people started doing the choreography
sort of the surfboard swim from the Midnight Sun video,

(27:56):
so people were sort of almost crowd surfing people their
friends up. Yeah, So Zara Larson sees that people are
getting in like the surfboard paddle position.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Just it's my favorite part. Now we put that one
to three more.

Speaker 14 (28:27):
I want to see in the end.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
My god, all right, it's everybody's surfboard swimming, all right.
She's gonna keep losing it as more people dance like
that summer time. Yeah, you gotta see the video because

(28:56):
Larson loses control.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, and you gotta think they're just thousands of thousands
of people at Lolla Palooza and a lot of them
are probably waiting for Midnight Sun.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
And she basically laughed through most of it because I
wonder if she did it again, she should have done
it again, be like, sorry, I gotta do it again.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
As that song went on too, It's just like it
went from like a couple people to like ten people
and then a whole others just under the people.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, we're not doing it justice. You need to see.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
It's one of the cooler live concert moments I've seen
in a while. It's pretty cool, Zara Lars. And of
course we'll be at our iHeartRadio Music Festival. Don't know
if a scene like that's gonna happen there, but we'll
have your chance to win a full trip to Vegas
and a thousand dollars coming up around nine to ten
here on ninety six to one.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Kiss the Pirates. I don't even want to talk about it.
They got swept by the Dodgers, right, they lost all
of them to the Dodgers this weekend. Yeah they did. Okay,
yeah they're not.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
It's not going great, but hold on, we think we
might have nailed what happened to Paul Skins here. Paul
Skins ain't been pitching great. Lately, he's lost some of
his velocity everything. I actually texted Bob about this this weekend,
and then we come in here this morning, and it's
not just me and you, bum, it is somebody else
who thinks that they may have figured out what is

(30:12):
happening with Paul Skins.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
Guys, no cute nicknames today. This is serious, Okay, it's
a hot dog reckoning. Have we analyzed the fact that
Paul Skins's struggles began right around when the hot dog
at Sheets came out and he began participating in the
advertisements and things like that. Does the universe not like
hot dogs or not like him with hot dogs? Or

(30:34):
I'm just really confused and I'm worried because I like
hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Well maybe the universe doesn't like sheets hot dogs. Listen,
we called Sheets and Paul Skins out when this happened,
when they came out with their big glizz or whatever
the hell that monstrosity was called because it was a
ten inch hot dog. Yeah, and we said, where's the
other two inches?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Sheets? This is supposed to be foot long.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Where's the other this is an unnatural amount of hot
dog inches.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Kind of weird that two inches were missing.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Well, guess what everybody since the uh Paul Skins dog
whatever came out? Yep, it was about June twenty sixth.
Looking back on the date, he had sixteen games started.
Before then, he was six and six with a two
point seventy five. Right, that's not bad at all, not great,
but not bad. After the Paul Skeins sheets dog unnatural

(31:27):
ten inches after all that, hoopla started ten games. Since then,
he's three and five with an ERA five point four seven.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Oh, there's a direct connection. That's it. Oh, there's a
direct figured it out direct connect there. Everybody's like, oh,
it's Velocity's done. What is it? He might need Tommy
John surgery, he might need sir. Nope, we figured it out.
It's the hot dogs from sheets. Sit, it's part of
the sheets deal. They're feeding them those two extra inches?

(31:58):
Were they chopping those dogs down? And Skeins had to
eat the two inches? Hey, Paul Skins, he was gobbling
down two at a time. All right, Paul Skens has
been eating nothing.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
But tips since basically the end of June, and it's
it's not done good.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
What have you done? Sheets? What'd you do? Sheets? He
lost his fastball.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
I'm telling you you go ahead look it up yourselves.
But we got the proof it was the Sheets dog
that did it. He hasn't been the same since they're
feeding them tips. Oh my god, they were feeding them.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Maybe Sheets got that Argentinian horse meat that we're all
gonna have to be eating here soon. Maybe they got
like the first shipment of it, and that's what maybe.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Man, maybe it's a direct connection. It could be, man.
Maybe maybe Paul Skeans is eating an Argentinian horse meat.
That could be it. Dude, Maybe that man, Look what happened.
Look at the correlation.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
That's when it seemed to fall apart for mister Skeens.
So the pirates are let's see, they're on on the
West coast.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yeah, Padres nine to forty night, The Glizzy Curse is on.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
It is your chance a big Glizzy curses on your
chance at Bruno Mars tickets around nine thirty stick around
for that.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
From Mikey and Bob Podcast. Hey, get ready to milk
some Steelers. Contact Bob. We're gonna hear from Drew Aller
and Will Hard coming up in just a moment. Here
after the seventeen and nothing preseason loss. Uh, they couldn't
put any points on the board. So we'll hear from
the quarterbacks coming up next year. It's Mikey and Bob
a ninety six to one kiss. Right now, let's get
to a quick talkback message brought to us by the

(33:40):
Pavement group.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
It's Mills on the mott.

Speaker 20 (33:42):
Hey, guys, it's Mills on the mountain. So actually Mills
on adulta flight back to Pittsburgh, ayo. Another thing I
love about the city people of the city is like
when you fly on Pittsburgh Place, oh yeah, and you're
coming back, you always see people with Pittsburgh you're on.
In two different times in the security line, I saw
people of Steelers stuffun and we both like nodded to
each other. It's like some secret jeep language and I

(34:05):
just love it.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
It is.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
It is very much the jeep way. It's like the
yinser jeep weight. It is when you're outside of Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
When you're like in another state, when you're in another country,
you see somebody with the inser gear on, just that
an automatic bond. It's that hey, I see you. Huh.
Usually you'll you'll talk to them right.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Hey, our buddy Bill Crawford, is he over in Iceland
right now?

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Where is he at? Y? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
I saw that he was finding yinsers. He's doing like
some marathon or something in Iceland.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Marathon. Yeah, he found there everywhere. Man, it's a beautiful thing.
It's Mike Kimbob here on ninety six one. Kiss.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
It didn't go great for the Steelers in the second
preseason game. You know, first preseason game, Drew Aller was
the next big Ben. And after the second preseason game,
now we're thinking, okay, well, looks like we're gonna keet
Mason Rudolph.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Then maybe it's just it's just fun, right, you're ready
to milk someting.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Because we're gonna hear from both of this Steelers young
quarterbacks as we milk this Steeler's content.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Here we go, melt melt, melt, melt, melt. The Steelers Condamn,
all right, here's Will hard.

Speaker 21 (35:16):
After the game performance wasn't up to par. Uh, just
the little little details. Yeah, I mean it's a shame
because you know, those were both good drives and I
felt like we were moving the ball really well, and
you know, just just one of the first things we
talked about is protecting the football, and you know, just
gotta gotta be better and learn from it.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
You gotta be better, you gotta learn it from the preseason.
He's learning, he's still learning. Here was Will Hard talking
about how he felt out there.

Speaker 21 (35:39):
No, I mean I felt really comfortable in the pocket.
I felt like I was going through my progression as well,
especially early first and second down, and you know, felt
felt good about how I played. But you know, those
those two turnovers will really really make it, make it sour.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah, fire hard, hard hard. You should just yell, I'm
not a big man. I just go I'm still learning. Okay,
I'm not him, nobody'll ever be him again. All right,
we're just learning over here. Milk, Milt, Milt, belt milk.

(36:15):
The Steelers got that, all right. Here's Drew Aller. He's
the next big bet, right, He's the one. Drew Aller
is talking about how he played.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Obviously not good enough, not not being able to go
up and put any points on the board.

Speaker 14 (36:27):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
For me, I think it kind of started early.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
I just need to do a better job, especially you
know early in drives taking what's given.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
I felt like I.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Passed up a couple of opportunities early in drives that
either set us back that if I just take take
what's there, even if it's catch tackle, we're not in
a backed up situations.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
He's got to learn. He's learning. Okay, he's just learned
to protect. He's just the boy out there. Okay, Hey,
leave both of them alone. They're just boys. They're just
boys out there learning.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Somebody needs to ask him if he knew Pablo pledge
Gabar though, right, like Drew Aler went to Penn State
at the same time when the cocaine things was going on,
Right this guy.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah, you've seen Pablo pledged Kebar.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah, this is why me and Bob don't get invited
to ask any questions.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
All right, here's Drew.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Aller talking about you know, there are some drop passes
by the receivers too that didn't make the quarterback look great.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
I mean, it's just next play like that.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
That's the biggest thing, obviously, you know, they nobody wants
to go out and catch a pass more than those guys,
and nobody's more disappointed that they didn't. But I know
I had miss throws and miss reads like that. I
want back but hold on. It's kind of true.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
No, No, nobody wants to catch a pass more than
those things. There's probably an uncle that wants to catch Yeah,
it's way more. There is one hundred percent Uncle Lenny.
And yep, he wants it more. He does. He wants it.
He wants it more than Ben Scronic wants it. Okay,

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he does.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Watch out, Roman Wilson into my helmet and pats He's
going over the middle. It's fifty six years old, but
he's ready to.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Take a hit.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Dreweller is just like, nobody wants to catch the ball
more than the wide receiver.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Nah, I don't know, man.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
You go up in the five hundred sections, you'll find
Uncle Lenny's up there, and he's ready to go over
the middle for you, Dreweller.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
The Steelers cut the boot.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Both the Steelers cut Deah. Tonight out at star Lake,
it's TLC, Salt and Peppa and en Vogue.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
And then tomorrow night out at star.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Lake it's cash up, act to back, you know, finishing
it up here Mom's night ots wrapping up Uh. Summer
out at star Lake it's Mikey and Bob here on
ninety six to one kiss Uh Bob. We like to
do something uh sort of different on the show every
now and then because there's a lot of bad stuff
going on in the world, so you know, and then

(39:00):
we just like to hear you all say something nice
to somebody in your life that has you know, affected.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
You in a positive way. It's time to say something nice. Here,
say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 15 (39:16):
Good morning, Mikey and Bob. I had to say something nice.
Message Okay, it goes out to my mom. She is
a travel nurse and she's actually just back in the
city for a new contract.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Nice.

Speaker 15 (39:28):
And she's been my biggest cheerleader throughout life, and she
used to say all the time and it would be
the good you wanted to see in the world. Yeah,
so when I hear the segment, I think about her.
So I wanted to shout her out and happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Okay, Bob, thank you. Bob's birthdays not till New Year's David,
shout out to Mobo. God, say something nice, say something nice. Guys.
It's like I'm out. I wanted to Okay, say something nae, okay,
something nice. Okay, say something nice. Say something nice about

(40:06):
my mother in law, Linda aka Londa Wanda Linda aka Loanda.

Speaker 9 (40:11):
AKA what okay we went to an event to support
a local cat rescue.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Hell yeah, okay, hell yeah, everybody's supporting local cat rescues. Wait,
say something nice, Say something nice, telling you man that
that Brighton Hikes cat parade that they had over the
weekend catwalk.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Man, the catwalk. That thing's a sleeping giant. That thing's
gonna be Pinhelsburg in a couple of years. Dude, they
should have a cat parade. That's probably what they're gonna
need to do.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Like, the cat walk was awesome and they had a
couple hundred people in their house though, right, like yeah yeah.
Can you imagine putting those cats, like with their owners
in the back of like a convertible and driving them
through parade.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Listen, man, a cat parade. Hey, we need to take
right Night's cap parade. Now, we need to take the
reins here. We need to make it our cat parade.
Mikey and Bob's cap parade. Dude, every year we do it,
get a bunch of sponsors. Let's do it, Michae and
Bob's cap Parade.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
What are we doing?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Oh yeah, say something? Oh yeah, say something nice. Say
something nice. All right, we're going international here. It's our
friend Ellie in Italy making Bob.

Speaker 12 (41:23):
It's your friend Ellie again.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Yeah, she listens in Italy on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 12 (41:27):
I feel like it was appropriate to also say, I
say something nice to you guys, something that affected me
personally and how you guys, you know, made me laugh
and not so nice afternoon. Unfortunately, a woman I know
who volunteers with me at a church here, something really

(41:50):
really bad happened to her after something really really bad
it happened to her husband, and it's just really shocking
and really sad. And I mean, I talked to best
friend and who of course really helped me a lot too,
just to you know, laugh and talk about something else.
But I was listening to Catching Stillup on the podcast,

(42:13):
and I was listening to one of the moments where
you guys play Mike McCarthy and how he is let's say,
Pittsburgh twang sounds like yowing and I just starts out laughing,
and a couple other moments in the show where I
started to laugh, and I think you guys truly have
a gift of, you know, finding funny things and just

(42:35):
you know, Monday normal stuff and appreciate you guys for
all you do.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
So thank you all.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Well, we appreciate you Ellie and Ellie and your husband
Sebastiano and whatever you're going through. I'm glad our dumb
show was a little bit of a bright spot.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Boy, Say something nice, Say something nice, all right, You
got to say something nice. Message. You can always send
it through the free iheartrateio go out. Dude. What about
a cat cruise? Oh cat? We can't have cats on
like the gateway clipper. No no, I'm talking like car cruise.
But it's cat cruise. Ah, that would be sweet.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
And then there's like a parking lot, you know, and
line up cat cat car cats. They do cars and coffee,
cats and.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Cars, cats and cars and coffee too. I love coffee,
cat cars and coffee. Dude, Oh my gosh, purple man,
I'm not to borrow cat from you. Well, I got plenty,
I got eight of them. You can take your pick.
Take your pic, man, take your pic. All right.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
We will have a chance for you to try to
go see Bruno Mars Big Show this Saturday at Acre.
Sure feels like we're closing out summer with Brunomars and
Pittsburgh your.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Shot to win tickets around nine thirty it's Mikey Bob
nuety six to one. Hey, I'm not even joking here.
Spider Man might be times person in the year this year. Okay,
I'm not talking about Tom Holland, I'm just talking about
Spider Man. You see Spider Man punching Nazis in Minneapolis.
I did see. That's crazy. Look I did see that. Dude. Yeah,

(44:11):
Internet had fun with that one. Spider Man's having a moment.
That's what I'm saying. Like, spider Man Brand New Day
is this huge box.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Office, massive success, and then is the time that does
like the person that year.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
What I'm saying, yeah, person the air, just make it.
Spider Man might be spider Man. Yeah, I think you're right,
might be spider Man might be it's Mikey Bob here.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
On ninety six one kiss spider Man Brand New Day
made like another forty million in North America.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Uh, it is now close.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
It's at eight hundred and fifty five million domestically. We've
never had a billion dollar like North American movie, so
this one could be the first one. If it could
make like one hundred and fifty more million in its
theatrical ruck. James camer is probably so mad, dude. Globally
it's made. It's made two point two billion.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Now it's just forty four million away from beating Titanic. Oh,
James Cameron, Spider Man is coming for taking down Titanic,
Jack and Row, and he's released that thing like ten
times since the original movement. That's right, James Cameron, time's

(45:25):
coming to.

Speaker 15 (45:25):
An end for you.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Cameron, take your submarine and get out of here. Avatar
number one with two point nine billion.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Don't know if they'll get to Avatar level, but Spider Man,
it looks like soon will pass Titanic. You know, it's
like gonna be It's like one of the top five
biggest earning movies.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Is it only the fourth week? Yeah, I mean only,
but it's the fourth week and it's still number one everywhere.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Crazy.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
All right, let's get to some more of your talkback
messages here on ninety six to one Kiss It's Mikey
and Bobby. Can send your talkback messages through our free
iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
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Speaker 4 (46:04):
Hike, Bob Smoke Gotti.

Speaker 15 (46:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
On my way down the West Virginia University there today.
So if anybody done in West Virginia are at the college,
stop it's from ten to four on the Mont there
in the school.

Speaker 10 (46:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
I just wanted to give you guys a call and
say what up.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Have a good day, all right, Smollgottie, you have a
good day in West Virginia. You're down in West Virginia, Morgantown, Bob,
that's where your daughter goes.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Yeah, yeah, Hey, don't get too wild and wonderful down there,
Smoke Gotti.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I don't know if Smoke gott he's got a vintage
clothing that fits me in you though, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
I don't know if he's got any of that stuff.
But yeah, we'll deal with it.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
You know, we've been talking a lot about our Sea
Harparado Group vehicles that we've gotten.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Uh. They're a sponsor of our Mikey and Bob podcast.
You know, I got a Jeep Gladiator purple one. I'm
driving around. Bob's got his white dog, dram Laramie.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Right.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
The injured Creed wants to sing them. I was saying
earlier in the show the Jeep Waves, I got this
weekend were out of control.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I don't I never realized as many people drove jeeps.
I got people waving at me constantly. Now, so ladies, gentlemen,
let's get to this musical message. It's the injured Creed.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Malls gold here, Mike, you gotta see Harper Jeep.

Speaker 9 (47:31):
Come Le's gold, Mike, He's gotta dasher over these.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
If you pass that man in peaceperd give me a wave, right.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Get that hand uf and way to that man.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
The Intercreed guy nail that singing about me jeep waving
at people. Thank you to our friends at see Harporado
Group for being a sponsor of the Mikey and Bob podcast.
Coming up next on the show, we'll get to some
of the details about what's happening at Dollar Trees over
near Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Little concerning things are getting weird. Don't need this to
spread to the Pittsburgh area. We'll get to that next.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
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trip to Vegas for our iHeartRadio music Fast around nine
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Speaker 1 (48:25):
Chance at Bruno Mars Tickets. Around nine thirty.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
It's Mikey and Bob jumped out welcome back Pittsburgh Public
Schools today.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Just want to let everybody know that we are your
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body else, it's us. It's number one back to school station.
It's us.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
We got it, We got the top spot. We do
number one back to school station. It's Mikey and Bob
here on ninety six one kiss. Should be an all
right day today, Mix the sun and clouds. Highs in
the low seventies.

Speaker 15 (48:57):
May.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
I'll warm up later in the week, but you know,
seventies are nice. It's manageable, right, It's good big man weather.
Don't do what I think you're gonna do. Though. We
don't need to go any colder. Okay, seventies are good
for now. Let's get to this talkback message brought to
us by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 9 (49:13):
Hey guys, I was just re listening to some podcasts
over the weekend or whatever. But Mikey you had mentioned
about possibly getting into the Outer Banks series, and I
would highly recommend it. I absolutely love it, but I
think for you it would definitely be fun to wash
people that hunt for treasure and actually find it in

(49:34):
the end, even though it's fiction.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
I mean yeah, Treasure, I guess yeah, Outer Banks. Yeah,
you know I isn't there a spin off? They're doing
spin off of that now too, right?

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yeah? I think so.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Yeah, like a pre before the Outer Banks, I think so. Hey,
let's get to this story out of the Philly area.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
This was on six ABC in Philly, which, by the way,
we do not need this to cross over the state.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Into the Pittsburgh area. This from six ABC in Philly.

Speaker 22 (50:07):
Warning to night about a series of troubling assaults in
various neighborhoods that are believed to be inspired by a
disturbing social media trend.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Okay, or blame in social media.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
We've been blaming the internet for people doing things for
the internet ever since the internet started.

Speaker 13 (50:23):
Did this?

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Yeah, the Internet shows you something and then you go,
oh my gosh, I gotta get my views. This is
an online trend.

Speaker 22 (50:32):
Officials say they have seen several incidents involving men targeting
female shoppers at Dollar Tree stores and other businesses.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Not great targeting, what dollars are very disgusting, actor and uncomfortable, disgusting, uncomfortable.

Speaker 13 (50:46):
False township.

Speaker 9 (50:47):
Police are referring to a new trend called gooning.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Oh, no, oh God, oh God, Jesus. Gooning made the
news where the kid trend called you can't do this, man, Okay,
I don't like when the news picks up on the
online trend a dollar tree.

Speaker 23 (51:09):
It's the act of a largely a male individual going
into a store. It's more recently it's been kind of
more have to happen in a dollar tree, ye, dollar tree,
and it's where an individual then I mean, here we go.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Like, can you explain gooning for people who don't know.

Speaker 23 (51:25):
Fondle themselves and or expose themselves to usually female customers,
don't do that?

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Do that in public? Dollar dollar tree? Fondling a dollar tree,
gooning a dollar tree? What the hell?

Speaker 2 (51:38):
And then of course the news has to talk to
people who shop at the dollar Tree. Right, So okay,
there's people that are going to Dollar Tree and they're
just exposing themselves and it's awful and they call it gooning.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Well, let's talk to some people. What do you think
about it?

Speaker 9 (51:55):
It's a shame, it's disgusting. I mean, this is where
families go, so nobody should really be exposed to that.

Speaker 14 (52:01):
Oh, there's always been a good store, you know, since
I've been coming.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Okay, like, how stupid is this? What do they think
people are gonna say? Do you expect them to say?

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Yeah, oh jeez, I really hope I see that sometimes?
What do you think I'm here for today? You want
to camp out in Dollar Tree and hopefully.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
I get gooned? And that's one up, you know, just
so dumb. Of course people are gonna say it so well.
We talked to some customers of Dollar Tree who they say,
it's such a nice Dollar Tree and they never want
to walk into somebody exposing themselves in gooning in Aisle three.
Of course, who's gonna be pro that? Hey, Philly, keep

(52:37):
the goon in on your side of the state. O. Yeah,
we don't need this. We're not going in over here
Dollar Trees. Brian dah Tree. Also, there's something to be
said about the news teaching people what it is and
almost encouraging.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Them by bringing it on the news. And now we've
talked about it on our show, Don't do It, No
goon in, Don't do it?

Speaker 1 (52:56):
All right?

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No, no answer? All right?

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It's happening in the eighteenth and nineteenth of September out
in Vegas. Your chance to win a full trip and
one thousand dollars next here on a ninety six to
one kiss. Now, Bob, we need to give some We
need to bring everybody into what's been happening on the
show over the past week. We got the uh, we
got the message from somebody who der Man's a toilet bullsitter.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Recently found out the guy that I'm dating is.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
A bull center like he lifts up the seats and
sits on the cold parcel it.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Then on Friday Show, we had a guy who agreed,
good morning boys, I am a bullsitter, a full bullsitter.
My boss taught me this trick.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
It only it only works in the summer.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
He calls it unsalting the nuts. No, it doesn't seem
like a thing. Weird thing to learn from your boss,
Yeah it is. Hold on, let's get to our buddy
George here.

Speaker 17 (54:41):
Hey, what was going on, fellows, George here? Catching up
on Friday Morning's podcast. Yep, all these people talking about
dipping it into water, about the bull sitting.

Speaker 15 (54:49):
And all that.

Speaker 17 (54:50):
I got one of two questions for you. Nay, how
much water is in y'alls toe the bulls and be
how low do you hang? Because I just can't figure
out the physics for that, y'all take it easy.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Don't try, George, don't try to figure out the Also,
we don't need to ask these questions because people will
answer them. Yeah, we don't need to ash sure.

Speaker 15 (55:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Yeah, let's get to another one.

Speaker 13 (55:13):
Here, Bike Bob Matt Bridgeville, Hey, you talking sock shoe,
sock shoe being a psychopath.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Yeah, We've discussed this.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
How you there's something wrong with you if you're putting
on sock shoe sock shoe instead of sock sock shoe shoe.

Speaker 14 (55:30):
I think sitting on the toilet bowl that's a serial killer.

Speaker 21 (55:33):
Right there.

Speaker 14 (55:34):
I ain't right, I ain't right.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
All right. I have a great day.

Speaker 14 (55:38):
Happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Thanks man about the birthday, Bob's birthdays, New Year's Day.
And I agree with you that ain't right. It's not
it's sitting in the toilet bowl.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
I would rather put my socks on my hands and
walk around than be a bare asked porcelain toilet bowl center.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
All right, hold on, Dawn from Trafford wants to chime
in here, can't be Bob off from Er. I am
still weighing in on the bullshitter and now the sink pier.
Oh yeah, that's the whole thing too.

Speaker 13 (56:06):
It's like.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
And then you and the guy that sink he's cool
in his nuts off. Yeah that guy.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
There is no other show in the world that these
things could be debated on or talked about. Yep, And
I want to thank you for that.

Speaker 14 (56:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Well, you know, Don, it's been over two decades of
us talking about crap like this on the show and
whatever you all have accepted us. Thank you all for listening. Yeah,
that's what it is. Somebody's sitting on bear assed on
the porcelain.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
That's writing Mike and Bob's wheelhouse right there.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Of course, Steelers lost their second preseason game, uh to
the Jets, seventeen to nothing.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
What a horrible game to watch, right, Like you think, all.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Right, Will Howard, Drew Aller, they're gonna be, you know,
throwing the ball all around, kind of like the first
preseason game, which was a fun game.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
To watch, and there was no fun. It wasn't wasn't
fun to watch.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Didn't even get excited watching Will Hard and Drew Aller
out there. Here was Mike McCarthy after the game talking
about his young quarterbacks.

Speaker 13 (57:09):
Play of both Will and Drew. I would say, you know,
we had to slow start there the first group. I
think the obvious statistical everybody want to talk about us
the two interceptions. I think it's the thing I've wrote
wrote Don on my notes a few times during the game.
It was just the execution details, you know, I think,
and we have mistakes, particularly on those two plays that

(57:30):
we didn't overcome that, you know, that led to both
those decisions. The details in the execution.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Wasn't his highes Yeah, details execution, And somebody's like, hey,
Roman Wilson, was he in the right spot for those interceptions?

Speaker 13 (57:42):
Well, yeah, there's there's always plays that are cleaner than others,
and those two plays were not clean.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
It was supposed to be his year man.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
No, no, no, he was Aaron Rodgers' favorite target in
camp though. But Roman Wilson didn't win our Rico Bossy
Player of Camp ward that went Cayden nuh Uegian Right.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Yeah, he got it from us. Roman. I'm almost glad
we didn't pick Roman Wilson if he's not even running
his routes, right, Rogers pick though.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Here was Mike McCarthy talking about, you know, the quarterbacks
and just bouncing back.

Speaker 14 (58:13):
Just to have the chance of looking their eyes, you know,
on the sideline.

Speaker 13 (58:16):
I have no concern, you know, so far we've had
two opportunities to compete, so they're you know, they've played
a big schools. You know, they both of those guys
grew up playing quarterback. Yeah, I don't see any blank
in their in their performance, No.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Blank in the performance careful there my.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Favorite meal there when he slows down his speech cadence
and then it comes out like a long drawn out meal.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
We have a whole season of Mike McCarthy saying, you know,
but us thinking it's a meaw.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Meryl Meryl, the longer one. They're like the old cat
laying on the couch.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Yeah, it doesn't want to move, don't try to pick
it off.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Or it's just the second preseason game. It doesn't want
to answer these questions. Wow, according to Bob, it's good
big Man weather today, mix the sun and clouds, hides
in the low seventies. Nice Bob, real nice, real nice
taking the dogs out for we dogsdside.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Yeah, it's Mike Keim Bob here on a ninety six
to one kiss real quick. Let me debunk something for
the internet because I just you know, this one came
across my timeline or something. No, it's just people think
their foreheads magnetic.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Yeah, I just I just saw some lady sticking bobby
pins and like then her house key on her forehead
and it was sticking and she's like, oh my gosh,
your forehead's magnetic.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
No, that's not a thing, but small metal objects will
stick to the center of your forehead, but it's caused
by skin friction. Natural skin oils in surface tension, rather
than my foreheads magnetic.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Get yourself nice and sweaty. Yeah, stick a quarter to
your head. Yeah, there you go and say it's my
third eye. Magnets they work, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
So somebody, at some point you'll come across this, and
somebody will tell you that your forehead's magnetic. I just
call him an idiot and keep moving on. Man, we
are educational. You know the stuff that you need to know. Well, yeah,
you find it here, all right. There's always weird things
happening down in the state of Florida. Let's get to
today's Florida story here.

Speaker 18 (01:00:25):
Yeah, nohow, it's time to double to the sun time state.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Yes, it's another Florida the story.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Down to Florida we go. You know, there's flock cameras everywhere. Now.
I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
We were just like, ah, cool, the government's just gonna
spy on us and set up cameras. Some people aren't
cool with it and have been destroying the flock cameras. Yeah,
down in Florida, man was arrested for destroying a flock camera,
but it wasn't a real flock camera. No, The police
down there set up a flock bait camera about forty
five minutes from Disney World.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
This is what they're wasting their time on. What a
stupid waste of time. Wait, honestly, how many flock cameras
have been cut down down there? Though? Where they had
a fake one? They set up a flot camera in.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
About three hours later, around one am, a tall male
dressed in all black, wearing gloves and a face mask,
went up to the fake flock camera, used pruning shears
to knock it off its pole, then smashed it onto
the ground and broke it into several pieces.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Police obviously caught the guy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
He's twenty four years old, and the guy said he
was uncomfortable with the flock camera located right outside his street,
saying he's been hearing negative things online about the misuse
of flock cameras, all right, I mean valid, right, right,
But of course he said it also made him feel

(01:01:53):
like there was a constant eye on him for no reason,
so he went to break the camera.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Police were right there because it's damn fake flot Like god,
they flock camera down in Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
You don't think another crime is about to happen in
five minutes, or something somebody can naked, or something worried
about in Florida. We don't need to make up like
fake scenarios here, trust me, just give it a day
or two. Someone will destroy a real flock camera in Florida.
So he was charged with three felonies and booked into
the county jail. It is Florida making the show once again.

(01:02:32):
All right, it's gonna be a big Saturday night at Acrassuer.
Feels like it's the perfect big show to end the summer,
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Let's hear from our friend aunt kaka okay talk back
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Speaker 21 (01:02:55):
Hi boy, and you know what we're.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Having to feel good Monday today.

Speaker 6 (01:03:01):
I just want to a positivity.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Feel good Monday.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
I got a job.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
I got a job offerirl, job offer.

Speaker 7 (01:03:07):
Hi.

Speaker 8 (01:03:09):
I don't know if you remember, but I lost my
job right before Taylor Swift to release the Life of
a Showgirl, and I infamously became known as aunt Cocka
on the show. So yeah, it's been a long time time.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
I remember that, right, Yeah, it has been that long. Yeah,
of course.

Speaker 8 (01:03:26):
And I'm just really really excited.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Nice, you know what.

Speaker 8 (01:03:30):
Who knew that I would be getting a present on
Bob's birthday?

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Okay, I need to stop you right there, grass on
his birthday today, that's New Year's Day.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
That's crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:03:41):
Yeah no, but really, I'm just a really good way
to start the week, and I hope everybody else has
a good start to the week.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Two.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
All right, it was a really nice message there on
the job congratulations on your your new job and everything,
and you know, hope that works out. I'm glad we
don't have to look for a job spop well at
least not currently. I don't know if I could do it.

Speaker 9 (01:04:04):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
I feel like all them sites where you're going to
get they're just getting your data, right, They're not actually
gonna hire you for it, just like yeah right.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Like I'm not going to name any of them, because
I'm pretty sure they all advertise on the station, but
I feel like a lot of those job sites are
just like yeah, upload you tell me your life story.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Let's get give me all the data.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Yeah, sure, somebody will call you back. All right, May
Congratulations Dan Coca. She's got a job she's out there
doing and you know what, nice positive message there on
a Monday. Hey, I have some show homework for everybody here.
Towards the end of our show, our friends over at
Get Go they gave us some one hundred dollars gift

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cards to give away. You know, it's for everything. Fuel up,
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The week to win one hundred dollars Get Go gift card.

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Why because even when we bribe you, it's good to
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So just leave us a talkback message, say something nice.
You don't even need to mention the gift card or
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(01:05:37):
on ninety six to one kiss it is Mikey and Bob.
Before we wrap up the show and get to the
podcast named Bob our Buddy, George send in another message
here he's getting caught up on the podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
It was going on, fellas.

Speaker 17 (01:05:48):
George here is still catching up on Friday Mornings podcast. Now, Mike,
I want to give you a little bit of pushback
on your snake hate here. Man, If you don't like snakes,
that's all will and good. But they ain't slimmy, all right.
They're slick, they're smooth, but they're not slimy. Take it easy, Oh, y'all,
take it easy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
You just haven't touched enough snakes, Georgias, Yeah, obviously, did
you see? Because I feel like when I think of
a snake, I think of it as being slimy, but
it's it's not. Snakes are kind of dry.

Speaker 11 (01:06:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Yeah, they're smooth, slick, just like George said, not slimy.
All right. I still don't like snakes that can swim.
I just don't like snakes in general, but they're not slimy.
I had a pet snake growing up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
When did you have a pet snake? I never knew
this was it around the time that you met me
and we became buds.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Or it was around the time I got the Superman tattoo. Okay,
I mean we were friends then, but I don't think
I i'd really sinking into my bad boy area area era.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
Oh don't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Don't look at my bad boy here you go, dude.
Oh wait, hold on, no, no, We've known each other forever. Yeah, yeah,
I never knew you had a pet snake. I had
a ball python. Oh, ball python. I had a ball
python growing up.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Was this at the first house that you lived in,
or was this when you lived near the train tracks?

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
First house? First house?

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Okay, I only went over to your first house one time,
and then your family moved like across city, across con Yeah. Well,
I mean I've talked about the first time I ever
went over to your house. You introduced me to a
website that showed me a picture of dead Tupac shor Yeah. Yeah,
I still remember that to this day because I've never
seen dead Tupac before and that was the first time.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Dude, What a bad influence you were.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Man, You had a tattoo, you had a snake, and
you were showing me bad things on the internet.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
I was telling Playboy Mags, you were man junior high school.
This guy had a turned out.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Okay, he had a Playboy magazine subscription and his parents
got it for him for like his fourteenth birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
He would take them to school and sell them for
like triple the money. Unbelievable, easy money. You were a
bad kid, dude, you're you're a bad boy. All right, Hey,
you got a bad kid in middle school. I turned out. Okay, dude,

(01:08:30):
what a weird what a weird thing? I dad it
up with a pet snake selling Nudi Mags. I thought
you you had fish in the aquarium in your living room, right, well, yeah,
where was a snake though in the living room? Snake
up in my bedroom?

Speaker 7 (01:08:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Man, all right, what do you want to name the
podcast today? Snake man, beech sticks and belly rubs. You
got three more chances at Bruno Mars Stickets today.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Be listening around two thirty, two thirty, And I know
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a lot of days where that last like fifteen minutes
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