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Speaker 1 (00:02):
This morning freak show.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Bob had the panic this morning. Cops put on the
lights behind him, flying flying You thought you you thought
you were done. You thought you got caught, right, I thought.
I blew past him like a mile back. Yeah, that's
how fast they were coming up behind me. Okay, oh
they're coming to catch me now.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
It's pouring rain, and all of a sudden, I just
see police lights everywhere. It got scared, right, dude. Car
on fire on seventy nine right before Bridgeville here. Yeah, this,
this is this must have just happened. By the way,
good morning. It's your friends Mike and Bob High we
showed up.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
It must just happen because I didn't see a car
on fire when I came to work. Now, I got
off the exit like five o'clock. Yeah, you got off
the exit like five thirty ish, right right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, And there's a car on fire. The fire trucks
out there.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Really what you saw it off?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
On?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
All?

Speaker 4 (00:52):
I saw it goes down, it jumps down to one
lane too. I hope everybody's okay.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
And all that car fire right on the Bridgeville eggs
here to start the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
You ever seen a car on fire before? It is
at your first car on fire. Yeah, I think it is. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
By the way, Bonnie Diver or traffic Lady already sent
the email. Dude, she did it again, she said, CARBQ.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Last time she did it, somebody died and we thought, well,
that's probably the last time she'll email CARBYQ, because she
had to follow it up with oh, it looks like, oh,
it looks like this is tragic. So I hope everybody's okay,
but uh, yes, CARBQ. I don't like calling him that
because somebody's car blew up on the right on Bridgeville
eggs of this morning and Bob coming into work, you know,

(01:36):
so hopefully they're okay and everything.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
I thought it was me. I thought I was going down.
I thought the cops had me. Did you get sweaty?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Like I get doing something like that happens where I'm like, oh,
I got caught.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
You know, your instant sweat.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
I just start sweating in the zone, just going through
the motions driving to you.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I mean, you're paying attention, muscle memory. Yeah, pretty much
all of.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
A sudden flying at me and she's like, what what
what I do?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Coming up next?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
On the show, somebody saw something while they were driving
yesterday and it reminded them of us or they felt
like they needed to tell us. We will get to
that coming up next. And just let me tell you
we have so much to do on the show today.
Two chances to try to win Bruno Mars tickets seven
thirty and nine thirty, Kesha tickets eight thirty thousand dollars

(02:23):
in a trip to Vegas for our iHeartRadio Music Festival
nine ten, and Stealer Steelers preseason game against the Jets tomorrow.
We have your Steelers tickets this morning around eight fifty five.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
It's Mikey and Bob ninety six, one.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Kiss, oh, rainy and went out there this morning, but
that's going to clear up later this afternoon. Highs today
in the mid seventies. It is Mikey, it is Bob
here on ninety six one kiss. Uh. Probably got some
kids going back to school again today too, as we
are in the back to school target region here where
people are just gonna be going back to school for
the next few weeks.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
So well, come back. We're still here. Yeah, welcome back.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
If you've missed us all summer, let's get to this
talkback message here. It's our Buddy, Bill from Brunswick, Ohio
talkback messages. All you need to do is get on
the free iHeartRadio app when you're streaming the station or
if you're Micing and Bob podcast listener, you just hit
that little microphone send us a talkback brought to us
by One Team Media.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Hey, Mucci and Bouchie, It's Bill from Brunswick, Ohio.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Hey, boys, I'm currently driving.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Well, I'm at a red light and this car in
front of me has the funniest sticker with this saying that.
I was like, I got Miking Bob because it's so
freaking funny.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
It says I'm no chef, But boy, are D's sweaty?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Okay? I just thought you boys would like that. We do.
You're right, Bill, we do. We do like it. Boy
are the sweaty b Thank you?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
You already got us laughing like idiots six o'clock in
the morning.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, you see that on somebody's.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Car, You gott it. You gotta let your boys know
that's a good one right there, all right. Coming up
next on the Showl, Mike McCarthy has his quarterback plan
for tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Preseason Game number two.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Wasn't Mike McCarthy's car.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
What is Mike McCarthy drive and does he have the
chef boyardy bumper sticker?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
All right, McCarthy talking about the quarterback plan.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
Next, Mikey and Bob podcast.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
All right, let's hear from a weed Nico who listens
to the show all the way in the state of Washington.

Speaker 7 (04:54):
Scream the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeart Radio or
wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Those damn Pittsburgh Pirates made us feel something yesterday. Man,
just when I thought, just when I thought.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I was dead inside to the Pirates.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
They make me feel something yesterday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Wow, they did.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
They really bought a win against the Tigers. They were
down by a run in the bottom of the night.
Rafael Flores comes up hits his second home run of
the game. And then here was Greg Brown on the
call sports at Pittsburgh as Brandon Lowe walks it off
with a home run in the bottom.

Speaker 8 (05:29):
Of the night.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Brought the right field, tore the fall pole and it
has gone. Hits come they walk it off loud.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Oh my goodness, screw the s wind of the year
comes within the Safs. I'm just in here smiling because
I love that. I love it. I love when they
make us feel something. So Pirates get to win yesterday.
We could Hey, we could do this all the time. Yeah,
they're going on a long West coast road trip. They
got to play the Dodgers. This could get bad, Bob gotty,

(06:05):
we could do it. We could do this all the time,
longest road trip in the season. They're off today and
then nine games eleven days. They go to La San
Diego and Saint Louis. They play Friday against the Dodgers.
Bubba Chandler. It is Mikey and Bob here on ninety
six to one. Kiss. Let's get to Mike McCarthy because
you know, if you don't know yet, you're probably wondering, Hey,
what's the quarterback playing gonna be for this preseason game?

(06:27):
Because Aaron Rodgers didn't play in the first one. It
went Mason Rudolph, Will Howard, and then Drew Aller got
the second half. Drew Aller became the next big bet
in the second half of the first preseason game. So
Mike McCarthy's asked, you know which quarterbacks are gonna play?

Speaker 9 (06:41):
Quarterbacks? Yeah, we're gonna play the two young guys for
the best game will be our focus. We'll hired Go first.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Sorry, we'll hired Go first. So it's just gonna be
Will hard and Drew Aller.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
I like that, that's all he because he said, Hey,
Mason Rudolph, seeing where I need to see.

Speaker 9 (06:54):
I think you understand. Are young Wimen gets to play
last year. You know, Drew's the first year player. They'll
have two veterans. I feel really good about obviously with
Aaron and Mason. I saw what I needed to see
from Mason last week. You know, I've talked about Mason
really since the spring, so I really want to max
out the opportunities with both Will, Will and.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
All Right, so it's gonna be Will hired and Drew Aller.
So we'll probably gonna get first half and Drew Aller
is probably gonna get the second half. That's planned for tomorrow. Again, Well,
I mean, if you were talking about Mason Rudolph, he's
not excited. Listen, we are not gonna keep four quarterbacks.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
It's like a liar tect. There is going to be
an odd man out here. Tell her to tell us
about Mason. Are you excited? And he doesn't mean, We're
just like oh we know the truth.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yes, because as as you know, if you listen to
our show, we have we have just magnetized our brains
to Mike McCarthy interviews when he says, you know, he
goes mel Hard Hard, We're going to see what Will
Hire got all right, so it's gonna be Will Hard
Drew Aller.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
I gotta be honest.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
The second preseason game is more exciting than the first
one to meet now because we know, we get.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I know, Will Hard Drew Aller. I know, like I
want to see what happens here.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Drew Aller're gonna cook like he did in the first
preseason Hard gonna cook.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Dude, man, Hey, don't let Drew Aller cook again.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
The Facebook comments will be annoying him at the next kick,
then they will be We got your chance at Steelers
tickets this morning around eight fifty five.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
It's Mikey and Bob ninety kiss. I'm Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
It just feels like Bruno Mars is gonna close out
our summer here in uh in Pittsburgh. He is playing
next Saturday, a massive show at Acker. Sure, we will
have your chance at Bruno Mars tickets this morning around
seven thirty and nine thirty. It is Mikey and Bob
on ninety six to one kiss. Of course, we are
in the back to school zone here by the way,
if you don't know, we are the official back to

(08:54):
school station.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, we have the title. We earned it.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Nobody else. It's us. We're the official back to school stay.
Welcome back kids. You know, we're in the target region
here where there's gonna be like a couple of weeks where.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Kids are just gonna be going back to school and everything.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Bob, your son Jack is a senior now at North Alleghany.
Yesterday we were talking about the pictures that your wife
Becka posted of Jack when he was, you know, first
day of kindergarten to senior year of high school. And
the one thing I noticed, and I think a lot
of people did, is that he was wearing a child's backpack,

(09:29):
a Lightning McQueen car's backpack. It's pretty great, yeah, as
a senior in high school. But let's get to this
talkback messager brought to us by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Good morning, my team, Big Bob.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
It's Jess in Hawaii.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Jess in Hawaii, man, I'm telling you she's a injury
that lives in Hawaii just listens to our show.

Speaker 10 (09:45):
I actually wanted to call when I heard about Jack's backpack.

Speaker 11 (09:48):
It's all the rage.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
They're all doing kid backpacks.

Speaker 12 (09:51):
I'm sure you'll probably hear from your other teacher listeners.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
But they all do it. They just love them. Oh man,
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (09:57):
I don't know if it's a throwback.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
I'm old.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
I don't know what they're doing, but.

Speaker 13 (10:00):
They all got them back back.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Birthday, birthdays, New Year's Day. Hey, the kids are gonna
be okay. I'll tell Jesus, like, I don't know what's
going on. If it's if it's happening in Hawaii too,
and Pittsburgh, that means it's everywhere.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
We're one thousands of miles away.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Yeah, there's no correlation between spread across the nation.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Pittsburgh and Hawaiian caves might be okay. I think they
are okay.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I think they probably just look around at the state
of everything and you just go, you know what I mean.
It's it's very much like me and you, Bob, we
we never really lost our child like whimsy. I don't
think we did. I think this job prevented us forever
having to grow up. Really, you know, we can still
laugh and be idiots like we were when we were
going to high school together. I think that's sort of

(10:45):
like just a way to be like, Yeah, ain't that serious?
Lightning McQueen backpack. I mean, it's not that serious. It's
not Listen, I have a Star Wars backpack. Can I
bring to work every single day? All your kids going
to school today? It's not that serious. And that's coming
from your official back to school's chinking. Oh my gosh,
you gots coming from any backpack you want. Your parents

(11:08):
want to take you to go, get that like generic
one color backpack.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Tell them not this year. We're doing it different this year.
And I'm a fully grown adult me.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
I have a Star Wars backpack. Not only that, but
I got a little charms on it too.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Trink It's on one.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Piece trinket, more Star Wars trinkets, a Staypump, marshmallow Man
goes Busters drinking.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
I got trinkets on my Whimsic Go backpack.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
So you know what, kids, they're gonna be all right,
rock whatever backpack you want, because it's not that serious.
Oh trust me, life might get serious later down the road.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
But rock that backpack. Do what you want, all right.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
We will get to today in free show history coming
up next, and let me just tell you you gotta
stick around.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Around seven ten, we got a talk back message that.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Me and Bob. It just it has stopped us in
our tracks. Boggles the mind. It does have to do
with a toilet. Okay, we will get to that around
seven ten. It's Mikey and Bob. We have your chance
to win Bruno Mars tickets around seven thirty and nine
thirty this morning, your chance at one thousand dollars in

(12:21):
a full trip to Vegas for.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Our iHeartRadio Music Festival.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Around nine ten, and how bought some Stullers tickets for
tomorrow night's game at Acrasure against the Jets. We'll give
away some Steelers tickets around eight fifty five. It's Mikey
and Bob here on ninety six to one kiss. We
got a message earlier from our guy Bill from Brunswick, Ohio,
who saw a bumper sticker and thought of us.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
This was the sticker.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
I'm no chef, but boy r D's sweaty.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
All right, let's get to this talkback message here, Bob.

Speaker 8 (12:51):
This is LISSI love you guys. Following up with the
guy that called in about the sticker on the back
of a card. Yeah, that one for you. If you're
gonna ride my ass, at least buy me a drink first.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Okay, we're gonna do the bumper sticker show today. Then wait,
does she have that on her car? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
I think she may have just seen one like that.
Maybe that's what it is. I I don't know. All right,
let me get into a quick talkback message here, because
we are about to get into today in Freak Show
history right around seven o'clock right now, it's always where
we take you back to a moment in the show.
It sort of made us laugh, made us smile. Let
me get to this message.

Speaker 12 (13:30):
Hey, guys, I was just thinking about Hi, miss Aileen
from Blonax.

Speaker 11 (13:34):
I hope she's doing well.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Okay, Well, yeah, I from Blonax used to call our
show almost every day, and then one day she just
stopped calling and.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
We sort of lost touch with her.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
But let's get to this for today in Freak Show History.
Today history, we take you back to when Bob found
Big Turtle mating on the Internet, and then we had

(14:06):
Eileen from Blonnaks making.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Turtle mating noises.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Now, you know the lady that calls our show every day,
Iileen from Blonnox. She's on the phone, Aileen, can you
make noises like the turtles.

Speaker 11 (14:25):
That's gonna be hard.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Let's do some practice. Here's what the turtle sounds like. Okay,
try it, Ah, hold on, Okay, go ahead, your turn.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Ah, I'm a lean a turtle. Baby.

Speaker 14 (14:51):
Oh no ah Ah, let's do it, baby.

Speaker 11 (15:06):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
We got your chance to go the Stoller game tomorrow.
It's gonna be uh will hard in the first half.
It looks like and Drew Aller in the second half. No, no,
Aaron Rodgers or Mason Rudolph around eight to fifty five
your chance at Steelers tickets.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
This morning here with Mikey and Bob, it's ninety six
to one. Kiss.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
I want everybody to really listen to what we are
about to play on the show.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
We got a talkback message from this woman who's.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Sort of just wondering, Hey, is this a normal thing
for my man to do?

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Right?

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Okay, I think it stunned her as much as it
stunned us when we first heard it.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Here.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
All right, let's get to this talkback message. Of course
you can be part of the show. Some of you
might react to this call. Maybe me and Bob are
off and we don't realize if this is a normal thing, being.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
We've been off before.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
I feel like when we first started to talking about
standing wipers, I just like, that's really rare, and then
it became no, it's not a lot of people do it.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
All right, let's get to this message here, Mike Bob, I.

Speaker 12 (16:14):
Have a serious conversation that needs to be debated on
the show because I don't know where else in the
world that I would actually.

Speaker 11 (16:23):
Debate this thing.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Oh yeah, trust me, She's come to the right place
for her.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
She's right though, Like what you're about to hear, it
is not something you talk to your parents about or
you're a family member. It's a Mike and Bob situation
right here. You might not want to tell your friends
even about it. Mike and Bob situation.

Speaker 15 (16:39):
Right Yeah.

Speaker 12 (16:39):
Recently found out the guy that I'm dating is a
standing wiper.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Okay, now we're okay with that. All right, She's dating
a standing wiper. We standing wipers are amongst us.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (16:52):
Now, not only are we there, but he's also a
bull center, so lifting up the toilet seat to sit.

Speaker 11 (17:01):
On the bowl to poop.

Speaker 12 (17:03):
Now it's not for away games, it's only for at
home games. However, I still think it's absolutely ridiculous. The
rationale is it's kind of like a squatty potty where
you're closer to the ground. I just I really need
to understand if there's anyone else in the world that
actually does this or or not, because I'm concerned.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
I gotta be honest.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
I mean, i'd be concerned too if it's somebody you've
been dating for a while and you felt like you
know everything about them. So this they lit the toilet
seat and sit in the bowl. They sit in the
ball like on the cold toilet. They're doing cheek on toilet.
There is no seat separating cheek from toilet. I got

(17:51):
a pretty big backside, right, Okay, I don't even know
if my backside could full fill a toilet bowl where
it's like cheeks on the bowl, like I feel like
you're dipping in No matter.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
What it's it's a lot to really think about.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
I've never heard of somebody that lifts up like both
seats right and then just bare asses a toilet to
go to the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Oh, he only does it at home. Ah, No, I
walked in. He's up there, perch, perched like an owl.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
He's sitting in pete. I don't care. He's sitting in pea.
He's sitting in pee. That's that's the He is sitting
in pea and he doesn't care. Stunned. Does he clean
the toilet every single time?

Speaker 2 (18:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
If he does, he's not doing it good enough. I mean,
if you're hurt, he got to question everything. It's that
is one of those things that might be a deal breaker.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Honestly, he might be a nice guy, might have a
good job, take care of you and everything. But if
he sits bare ass on a cold toilet seat, I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
There's no way he's not dipping in the water either
without a seat being there.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Dude, he's so close to the water.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Do you know this, I'm saying, the splashback alone he
gets he would need a shower after every eat.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
This is bad? Like this site? Are we off on this?

Speaker 4 (19:04):
This the work you'd have to have like circus act,
like balance, Like there's no way you could just go
in there, sit down and just balance yourself perfectly sitting
on the bowl.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
I never want my butt cheeks to hit the actual
toilet seat, like the toilet, not even the seat, the toilet,
the cold ring toilet.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
What is may Maybe we're off, No, I don't. Maybe
we're off, Maybe we're all right, Maybe we're the weird one.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Okay, send your toilet talkback messages to the free iHeartRadio app.
Coming up next, we'll hear from the Steelers quarterbacks that
will be playing tomorrow night, Will Hard and Drew Allery.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
We're all gonna need a follow up from this lady.
By the way, just like where do you go from here?

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Man? We need so much more from you, Okay, details
like did.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
You walk in and that was happening? You're like, how
did this come up? Like, yeah, we need follow ups
now too. How long was that relation? All right?

Speaker 2 (20:00):
We'll hear from Steelers quarterbacks around seven to twenty five,
Your chance at Steelers tickets around eight fifty five, and
two chances at Bruno Mars tickets seven thirty and nine thirty.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Stick around, It's Mikey and Bob ninety six one.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Kiss your chance at Bruno Mars tickets. We will give
you the keyword that you need to send back to
us on the talkback through the free iHeartRadio app your
chance at Bruno Mars tickets in just a minute here
on ninety six to one kiss, It's.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
We will also get to some of your messages about
the toilet bull sitter.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
We got this message a little earlier.

Speaker 12 (20:35):
He's also a bull center, so lifting up the toilet
seat to sit on the bowl too.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah, her man is not using a toilet seat, He's
sitting bear assd on the toilet. So we will get
to some of your reactions to that coming up next
here on ninety six one kiss. Right now, though, Bob,
it's tarting to milk this Steelers content. Buddy, oh, got
second preseason game coming up. Mike McCarthy says, Will hard

(21:04):
gets the first half, Drew Aller gets the second half.
No Aaron Rodgers, no Mason Rudolph. I'm kind of excited
for it. And it's time to milk melt, melt, melt, melt.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
The Steelers content.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
We mil mil.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Milk the Steelers content. Here's Will hard Man, He's gonna
be the starting.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Quarterback tomorrow on Act for sure. Here's Will hard talking
about it.

Speaker 13 (21:28):
I mean, any any opportunity I get to go out
there as a special build. You know, obviously when you're
when you know you're going into the game as you
know the guy that's starting to you know, it's just
dipping level of anticipation and no excitement that comes with that.
But yeah, man, it's it's it's a blessing. And you know,
I know, you know, we got a lot of good,
good quarterbacks on this roster, so to be able to
get start in this game is as an as an

(21:50):
honored call.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Man, we get will hard for an entire half. He
fired up starting the game. Man, oh man, belt mouth,
mouth melt.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
The Steeler's God damn it. Now Drew Aller's getting the
second half. First preseason game. He turned into peak the
big Ben. Right, he's been next Well, people were saying, right,
let's hear it, Drew Aller, Drew Aller, He's getting the
second half and everything he's talking about that opportunity.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah, I mean, very excited. Anytime you get a chance.

Speaker 9 (22:19):
To go out and play football in general, it's an
opportunity of that, you know, I won't take for granted.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
So I'm looking forward to it.

Speaker 9 (22:25):
And then you know, just building off of the success
that we all had last.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Week, just to go, oh man, we get little hard
in the first half, we get Drew Aller in the
second half.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
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six to one Kiss.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Now. Earlier, we got a talkback message.

Speaker 11 (23:14):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
She was leaving a message about her man that just
how he sits on their toilet at home to go
to the bathroom.

Speaker 12 (23:23):
He's also a bull center, so lifting up the toilet
seat to sit on the bowl too.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
He doesn't use the toilet seat.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
I didn't know that he lives both of the seats
off fits in the bowl.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
The lid and then he sits on the cold toilet seat.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
All right, let's get to these talkback messages here.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
You can send him through the free iHeartRadio app brought
to us by the Pavement group.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Mikey, It's Malia.

Speaker 16 (23:48):
I am dying at the guy who sits.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
On the bowl.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, yep, to go number two. Yeah, he is piggy
dipping in the piggy pond. That isn't crazy. She needs
to break up with him immediately.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
I gotta be honest. I don't man. Sometimes you know
when you get the ick, Yeah, yeah, there's no coming back.
I don't know if this is more like women about
men or but I feel like.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Once you get the ick, there's no going back.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
This is the perfect, perfect example of like he's a
ten buddy's piggy dipping in the piggy pot.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Do this guy could be out of her league. Still,
I feel like you gotta break up with him.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Morning Fellas, corn hold Joe here, So you guys were
talking about the guy who doesn't sit on the toilet
seat rather squats down in the bowl.

Speaker 17 (24:39):
And I get squatting down in the bowl because I
think technically, if your knees are up towards your chest.
I think it's easier to make bowel movements that way.
But then if the dude had a B day, how
would that work? Would he literally be sitting on the
hozzle's getting sprayed right up in and do it his stupa?
How would that work?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Do you think this guy has a bedey?

Speaker 2 (25:02):
There's no way he has ADET, No way, there's no
guy has This guy does not care how clean his
ass at all. He's sitting in the ball where he's
on the toilet. We're years away from ADET.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Get to this roone.

Speaker 18 (25:14):
Here's boys Papa hack hair listening to the show about
the guy sitting on the toilet seat itself.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Stunning morning here.

Speaker 18 (25:22):
I don't know, man, Uh, that's that's a whole another
ballpark ie. Like when you go to the bathroom, imagine
like having one of those like talk of bell meals
and you're still.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Sitting down there.

Speaker 18 (25:35):
The backsplash alone would be like the Pittsburgh punge hitting
you like it's just it's not safe.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
It's not safe, it's not sanitary. He loves the water.
And Kennywood, man, kid, we got Kenny Wood at home.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
That situation.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
He's been sitting on the toilet ever since he got
rid of the log damn never taking the logjammer away
from him. All right, your gents at Steelers tickets coming
up around eight fifty five.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
It's Mike and Bob.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
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Oh yeah, that's fun too, right, people of random places.

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Speaker 1 (27:30):
Kiss Bab. There was some pretty big breaking news overnight
that has to do with the medical field.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Let me get to this something together right now, it's
time to find that Why the hell is this treating
with Mikey and bad.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
We beat melanoma overnight? Science happened overnight.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Merk and Maderna saying mRNA vaccine shows promise in preventing
the recurrence of melanoma.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Yeah, it's in like the age three trial, Yeah, which
is a big deal.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
The stock the stock went through the roof, right, that's
yeah what it is.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, that's why it became such a huge story.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
It's still in the Stage three trial, but I guess yeah,
it's for people that have previously had melanoma.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, deadliest form of skin cancer by the way, melanoma. Right.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
It trains your immune system. This vaccine trains your immune
system to kill cancer cells. Yeah, awesome.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
It also says the treatment is in clinical trials for lung, bladder,
pancreatis and kidney cancer.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Is awesome.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
No, hey, it's one of those things that like if
we figure this out in cure cancer in our lifetime,
like all right, check that off. Okay, that's not getting me,
then right, something else, Well, but that's.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Not gonna be it.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
So yeah, obviously it seems like a pretty big medical
breakthrough that was announced overnight. The DEA is now getting
into the investigation and the death of actor Hayden Panitieri.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
They are getting together with the Corner's office and the
police departments.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Info I just find out about. It reminds me of
remember when Britney Murphy passed away.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
And this story is weird, right and the dude you
sent me a TikTok yesterday you were down the wormhole.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Dude, Once you watch one, it leads you to twenty.
I know there's a lot of conspiracies going on about.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Boyfriend and your family life, and like.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Famous people on a yacht and there's a lot going
on with that story.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, it's weird.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Man, Like, I feel like as a society, we don't
get the right people help when they need it, and
then when something like this happens, when they passed away,
we're all just like, oh, man, somebody should have done
something really needed help.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
No, nobody, nobody helped, took advantage and took advantage over
and over again. Big show on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
The fifth and final season starts streaming today, Outer Banks
and Outer Banks is working on a prequel now, so
it'll end with this fifth and five season on Netflix,
and the creators are working on a script now that'll
take place twenty years before the events of Outer Banks.
I gotta be honest, that show seems to have cooked

(30:10):
for five seasons.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I might, I might tap in. WHOA. I'm just saying, like,
it's a solid show. It went five seasons. It's you know,
find out what this all about. Yeah, before you get
to the prequel.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Maybe maybe let me tell you one show that I
watched from start to finish. It was a great show,
Sons of Anarchy, that biker show on FX. Yeah, right,
that ended in twenty fourteen, so it's been off for
twelve years now.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Charlie Huntum was sort of the lead on that show.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
He is now going to write, create, and start in
FX's legends, which like, prepare yourself for this one. Even
if you never watched Sons of Anarchy and the Biker
Gang Show and all that, this is wild. This sounds
like something that I do not want anything to do
with at all.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
The official line for this show says, when the cast
of Sons of Anarchy reunites at a fan convention after
more than a decade.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
The line between life and art.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Blurs as the fractured brotherhood finds itself up against a
real world threat more dangerous than anything they ever.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Faced in the show.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Stupid, Like they're gonna make the characters like they're real actors,
and like, hey, they're at a Sons of Anarchy and
then a Biker Dame show.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
How dumb is it? What that's not gonna be good?

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Wait, they're not gonna be their characters. They're gonna make
them like a fan fest is gonna be Charlie Huntum,
And then you won't believe what happens next.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
So dumb why would you do that. Don't ruin the
legacy of Son's anarchy. It's weird. By the way, that
was a great show.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Law and Order SVU has hinted at a return of
Elliott'stabler Oh my goshs in they should never have been
split and bring him back and make them kiss SBU
is gonna return for the twenty eighth season in October.

Speaker 19 (32:06):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
There are rumors.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Executive producer confirmed that Christopher Maloney he has met with
the show runner and it looks like Stabler could be.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Coming back for some action. I feel like I watched
when he left the show. I remember that being like
a huge deal. Yeah yeah, and I feel like it
left with those two wanting to date each other and yeah,
it's just.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Like, well it's not gonna work out now.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
He was on Law and Order Organized Crime that lasted
for like, you know, it's pretty good five seasons like that.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, they stopped that, so we could have Stabler and
Benson back at it.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
I mean, if whatever Law and Order SUV solving crimes
and the sexual tension Law and Order.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
SUV, it's just somebody in a hummer that just runs
people over, Like I don't know what Law and Order SVU.
We gotta get Stabler back in Benson and that's how
that show needs to end, right, So yeah, we will
have your chance at Steelers tickets coming up this morning
around eight fifty five Kesha tickets if you want to

(33:05):
go see her coming up on Tuesday, we'll have those
tickets around eight thirty, and another chance at Bruno Mars
around nine thirty.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
It's Mike and Bob.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Over the weekend, Prince Harry and Megan Markel informed King
Charles that they're going back to the UK.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Oh no, good run.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
That last to hear about five or six years or so.
So they're taking their kids back to the UK.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Didn't Netflix throw them a bunch of money thinking they're
going to be like the.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, everybody was gonna like show and stuff like that. Yeah,
it's gonna be a big deal. I just like, yeah,
I mean, we do care about the royal family. Some
people really do.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Yeah, some people are really into it, and that's cool
if that's your thing, but like, yeah, see it.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
I didn't really care and I didn't really understand it
until I started watching The Crown on Netflix, and then
I'm just like any royal family news I'm kind of
all in on, you know, and then you figure out.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Just are you sad to see them go? Then?

Speaker 2 (34:08):
No, honestly, they probably looked around and they're just like, yeah,
maybe we should go back. They're just like, yeah, maybe
we should raise our kids in the UK rather than
the country we're currently And so, yeah, I don't know
if I blame them, Man, I don't know if I
blame them, you know, and maybe just missed home.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
It's Mike, you Bob here on ninety six to one.
Kiss Listen, the toilet sitter has taken over our show.
We are stunned. You all are stunned. This was the
message we got earlier.

Speaker 12 (34:35):
Miike Bob, I have a serious conversation that needs to
be debated on the show because they don't know where
else in the world that I would actually.

Speaker 11 (34:45):
Debate this thing.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
She's right, it's here.

Speaker 12 (34:48):
Recently found out the guy that I'm dating is a
standing wifer.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
That's fine.

Speaker 12 (34:53):
Not only are we there, but he's also a bull
center not fine. So lifting up the toilet seat to
sit on the bowl with to poo.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Okay, now he doesn't do it in public restrooms. He
only does it at home, but it seems absolutely.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
On I've never even heard of it before today.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Let's get to these talkback messages brought to us by
the Pavement Group.

Speaker 12 (35:14):
You know, there's usually some weird debating on.

Speaker 20 (35:17):
This show, but yeah, there is whether or not.

Speaker 18 (35:20):
Sitting on eggs cold as toilet bowl, not even the
toilet bowl.

Speaker 9 (35:25):
It's absolutely diabology.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
It is.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
I don't know anybody that did.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
You know, dirty and nasty, that's.

Speaker 17 (35:40):
Growth.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
That's not Bob's birthday, thank you. Bob's birthday is New
Year's Day. Yeah, it's gross. There's no way you can
disinfect the toilet seat every single time you sit down
and go there.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
I just don't.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
This is the logistics of its mind boggling when you
really think about it.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
I know, and we're all piling on this guy because
we're just like, hey, you got to leave this guy.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
If they it's it's not he's.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Sitting bare assd on the toilet. Imagine how she feels.
I know she was like, hey, I thought I thought
I knew you.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Is this bad? It's like bad, run away from this guy.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
I'm still not over the toilet bowl thing, because like,
how do you even balance well, you're trying to.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Do your I don't know how do you balance? I
don't know how that works.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
I agree he needs to break up immediately, like yesterday,
like as soon as she got out.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Usually I'm not for Hey, you should break up. You're
in a bad situation. This is one where it looks
like we're all together. I'm just like, hey, it's time
to find a new man.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
It's the toilet seat and then get in the bowl.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
I just what he sits sitting on this seat, like
just the the baby.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Cold porcelain toilet. There's no way his cheeks don't like
slip in every you know, he's definitely slid one way,
ended up in the water. You could pull a muscle
real easily like that. And I know people are talking about, well,
it's better if.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
You get leg cramp, you're going in. You're probably, yeah,
you're going in, probably going down, dipping.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
In the pond.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Just buy a squatty potty if you're one of those
people who wants to put with their poop with their.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Legs up, that's what I do. Squatty potty at home,
right that your legs gets you in the same position.
But use the seat, my god, use the seat. All right,
let's get to another one here.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Hey, guys, Jamie the SLP here, did we miss that
that she says that he's a bull sitter bolster.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
Like that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
I yeah, surely not, surely not.

Speaker 12 (37:38):
There are not people that are bullsitting this one R
eight absolutely just either of a man.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Of a man like I'm starting to feel bad for
this woman who left us the messages like, hey, this
is weird, right her.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Message she she searched for a word to call him
of a man a man?

Speaker 2 (37:58):
All right, your chance at Casha tickets for Tuesday at.

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Star Light coming up around eight thirty.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
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fifty five.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
It's Mikey Bob kiss. Now.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Earlier in the show, we got a message from Bill
from Runswick, Ohio.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Car in front of me has the funniest sticker with
this saying that I was like, I got Miking Bob
because it's so freaking funny.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
Yeah, it says, I'm no chef, but boy, are D's sweaty.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Such a great thing.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
I've never been a bumper sticker person.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
No, I don't even like bumper stickers at all. Well,
I love stickers. I'm a big sticker and I like
stickers on everything, laptop, you know, luggage, all of it,
like back of the window of the car made, but
like actually on the paint.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
There's something, Yeah, I don't like.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
I don't like get in the window either. I just
don't like stickers. There's just you know, I feel like
they're too hard.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
To get it off. And then that's the thing. I
feel like I could never peel it off.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah, And then I like when I see people that
like put a sticker on. Oh man, the worst are
political stickers. Like you're the person that you had a
sticker for lost and then you're seeing that somebody tried
to scrape it off, and like it's.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Like half a sticker. That is so sad.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
But hold on, let's get to a couple more talkback
messages here because just you know, this seems to be
a thing.

Speaker 15 (39:27):
Mikey Bobs boy smoked Godie. My brother told me to
call in and about the bumper stickers there. One time
he had a West Virginia University bumper sticker on it
and we cut off the we so it said saint,
and then we cut off the I A on the Virginia,
so it said Satan virgin University and he was riding

(39:48):
around with it for a while and he didn't even
know me and my buddy cut it off with razor blades.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Have a good day, boy, Let's get to another one
here real quick.

Speaker 16 (39:58):
Happy Thursday, dude, go mourning. So I hear us talking
about bumper stickers and all that, So I wanted to
share that when people park like crap, I write.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
Notes on their park.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Oh, this is a whole different thing. The writers, the
whole different thing. Are you anti note writing? I would
never write a note. Well I don't think I would either,
But you know, if you park like a jag, you
get a note.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Write a note and put it on somebody's stuff as
wild like it just because they're parked in two spots whatever. Yeah,
they're just an idiot, the on with my day. No,
not taking the time to write a note to tell
them they're more on.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
I feel bad when people park in a spot where
the person next to them has parked like an idiot,
So then you have to park like an idiot because.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
The person next to you has already parked like an idiot.
So like they're over the line.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
So you have to be over the next line, and
then they back out of their spot, and then next
thing you know, you're the only one who parked like
an idiot because the first person who parked like.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
An idiot already left.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
So then if she comes around, she's, hey, you parked
like a jag.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
I'm gonna leave a note on your car. I'm much
like I'm not a honker. I'm still not a note writer.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah, I don't think I've ever written a note and
put it on somebody's car.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Not a honker either. Him, Me and Bob aren't honkers.

Speaker 16 (41:19):
So my go to writing prompt is that, no, boy,
my dead mom parks better than you, and I just
leave it on the wood.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
I take it all back. You are a professional. Do
whatever you want with your note. Dropping my dead mom
notes that's a sick note to drop.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
That really makes somebody read the note and go, damn,
their mom's dead and they hate how I parked?

Speaker 1 (41:48):
What did I do?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
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(42:09):
ninety six to one kiss.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
A congrats to Jesse from Steubenville, Ohio listening to the show.
And she's going to see Kesha Tuesday out at Star
Lake Taul. Kathy's gonna have another chance for you to
win cash your tickets around three point thirty later today
here on ninety six to one kiss. Let's get to
a talkback message here, send him through the free iHeartRadio
app brought to us by the Pavement group. Bob, we

(42:32):
gotta say thank you again to Dawn the meat lady
who brought us in the parking lot the other morning
six pounds of steak, just a giant slab of meat. Yes,
we got some parking lot meat the other day from
Dawn the meat Lady.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
But hold on, let's get to this talkback message.

Speaker 21 (42:49):
Hey, Mikey, Bob Chef John getting caught up on Wednesday's
podcast talking about the big slab of meat. That's Bob got.
I am a chef and and I have plenty of
experience with you know, triming fat and making meat look
really really nice. So Bob, listen, man, if you if
you need me to, I will gladly handle and trim

(43:11):
your meat for you.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Wow. Our buddy Chef John wants don't don't put your
head down and.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Offer to handle my meat. Well, let them pro I
could have used that the other day. Yeah, you tried
to butcher six pounds of steak by yourself.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
I learned I'm not much of a butcher. Yeah. I
guess I'll just have Chef John handle my meat from
now on.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
By the way, Chef John also wants to do or
say something nice. Here we go, say something nice, say
something nice.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
All right, let's bring some positivity to the show.

Speaker 21 (43:43):
Hey, Mikey, Bob, Chef John here, I want to do
a little bit of.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Ooh, say something nice, something nice.

Speaker 19 (43:49):
Wow, he's excited about it. Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 21 (43:57):
I want to say something nice to my son, Braiden.
Braiden graduated from WVU in May of this year and
is now the newest teacher at Butler Area Senior High School. Wow,
and he's super pumped about it because his first day
is actually Bob's birthday birthday job start tweet.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Ruined it night ruined it it's not Bob's birthday. We're
not even clapping for it.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
It's not your birthday today. Your birthday is New Year's Day.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Say something nice, Say something nice, our buddy a j
Don in Florida.

Speaker 11 (44:37):
Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 7 (44:39):
Like.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Say something nice, Say.

Speaker 11 (44:47):
Something Niceeurs County in a j And Uh. First, I
want to say sorry to we Need Go for the
loss of your dog Poe.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yeah, you know it's been a thing on the show
this week. Our buddy we.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Need who listens on the iHeartRadio app all the way
across the country in the state of Washington. His dog died.
He was really upset about it that a lot of
listeners send positive vibes to Weed Nico.

Speaker 11 (45:09):
I know it really sucks when you guys lose pets,
but more importantly to all the movies out there, let
your dogs lick your face, kiss your dogs. You never
really know when it's the last time you get to
kiss or let your dogs lick you. And Bob when
you get home after the show today, let pens and
tillers lick your face and give them all and kisses

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for your birthday.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
It's not his birthday. AJ's birthday is New Year's Day.
I don't know. I don't know if we needed aj
He just wanted to say something nice.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
I'm not gonna comment on dogs licking bodies and let's
just move on.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Hit the button.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
I mean we're not gonna. I mean your dog's nicknames peen.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
He wants pens. Say something nice, say something nice. Listen.
I think one of.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Our most positive listeners is Dawn from Trafford.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
She is almost daily with say something nice.

Speaker 10 (46:13):
Hey, Mikey and Big Bob down from Trafford. Just wanted
to call in. And I mean this could be I
say something nice, say something nice, or just thank you
to you guys. Okay, I have a little bit of
a rough day today. I work with senior citizens and
one of my ladies is not doing well. And so anyway,
I'm listening to the podcast and you guys did Safari

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jokes and they were so stupid they made me laugh.
So thanks for that, guys, and I love you. Happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
That's nice birthday, that's New Year's Day.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Say something nice, say something nice. Hey.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
If you've been listening to our show for a while now,
if you're a big Steeler fan too, I'm gonna hit
this button real quick. It's gonna be about twelve seconds,
so it's gonna be fast, but this might trigger something
in your brain. Okay, before we get away, Steelers tickets here,
I just everybody, just.

Speaker 19 (47:09):
Pitt's hurt stealer. To on this turt stealer, tome pants,
Burt stealers. On this turt stealer, tome pits hurt stealer.
Sound this turt stealer top pants Burt stealer, tound this
turt stealer.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Time stop? How'd that feel? What'd that feel like? Huh?
That jog something in your brain there where you go?
Take you back somewhere?

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Oh yeah, okay, all right, it's mikey Bob here on
ninety six one kiss. Let's give away some Stellars tickets
right now. You want to go see a Steelers take
on the Jets tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
That's hey, Friday night lights. Baby, Hey here we go?
Hey Hi, Hi, Hey, hey well Hard.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Oh yeah, Will Hard's gonna be playing first half. It
looks like, uh hey right, well Hard well Hard Well,
Hard's gonna get the first half and then uh we'll
get Drew Aller after that in the second half. Be
caller number nine right now, if you want to win
some Steelers tickets for one, two, nine, three, seven, nine
six one oh caller nine.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
You're gonna see the Steelers tomorrow at Acres.

Speaker 21 (48:15):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Mike McCarthy was talking yesterday about what quarterbacks are gonna
play quarterbacks.

Speaker 9 (48:19):
Yeah, we're gonna play the two young guys for the best.
Game will be our focus. We'll hire to go first step.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Yeah, we're Hard's gonna go first, Mike McCarthy, Will Hard.

Speaker 20 (48:27):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (48:27):
I think will Will has taken steps throughout the camp.
I just you'll just maybe get off to a little
better start than you did last time. And you know,
a couple of you know what really his fault as
far as what happened, But you gotta you gotta react
to to negative situations here play the preseason. Football is
great for young quarterbacks.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
And it's great for the young guys. And that's why
we're getting both the young quarterbacks. Because Mike McCarthy also said, Hey,
Aaron Rodgers, Mason Rudolph, I ain't worry about them.

Speaker 9 (48:56):
I think you understand her. Young Willen gets to play.
Last year, Drews the first year player. You know, have
two veterans, I feel really good about obviously with Aaron
and Mason. I saw what I need to see from
Mason last week. You know, I've talked highly about Mason
really since the spring, so I really want to max
out the opportunities with both Will, Will and Drew.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Okay, so who's gonna be odd man out here? It's
got to be Mason Rudoff, right, Like four quarterback things,
you can't have four quarterbacks just we're not going into
the season with four quarterbacks. And also, we can't put
one of these guys in the practice squad because some
team's just gonna take them, right and.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Some teams can claim him, like Omark cot.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Is definitely working on trading Mason Rudoff right now, right.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Like, that has to be it having two young guys.
They can't just dish one off to the practice.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Because we don't know if one of them is the
guy yet, right That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
We can't just put him on the practice squad.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Drew Aller on the practice squad right now, will get
picked up, well hired on the practice squad right now.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
We don't even know what he is. They gotta be
get picked up waiting to trade Mason, right.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
I think or just release them or something or put
them on the practice squad and say, hey, somebody anybody
else want to want to try to steal them away
from us? So hey, either way, we want to get
you into the uh the game tomorrow night. So again
call her number nine for Steelers tickets coming up after
this we will have your chance to win a full
trip to Vegas for our iHeartRadio Music Festival and one

(50:25):
thousand dollars and chance for you to win Bruno Mars
tickets coming up around nine thirty.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
Wow, play the thing again. It's you want to make
me feel something? You want to feel it again? You
want to you want to feel something again.

Speaker 19 (50:39):
It's Hurt Stealer top this Turt Stealer, Tips, Burt Stealer
to this Turt Stealer, Tipurt Stealer, Tihurt steal It talk
pits Burt Stealer to this Turt Stealer Tops.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
What do you feel hungry? I wish? I don't know
right now.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Just another shot at Bruno Mar's tickets for next Saturday's
big show at Akrosshirt and that'll be coming up around
nine thirty here on ninety six one. Kiss It's Mikey
and Bob Let's give away some Stellars tickets.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Good morning, Hi, who's this Christy? How are you pretty good?
How are you good?

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Hopefully you're gonna make it better like Steeler tickets Mike
Stealer tickets.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Well, you are call number nine, so you are going
to Star game. Thank you so much. Yeah, just hold
on one second, We'll get all the details for you. Okay, okay,
thank you. Paul Kafy is going to have.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Another chance for you later this evening, try to win
some Steelers tickets. Be listening to her in the station
round five thirty for your chance to go to the
Steelers Jets game tomorrow night at Akros shirt.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
It's mikey Bob here on ninety six one kiss.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Next, we will have a chance for you to win
one thousand dollars in a full trip to Vegas to
see I mean a lot of people here, Bts, Cardi,
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and a lot more. Your chance to win a full
trip to Vegas for our iHeartRadio Music Festival and a
thousand dollars. We'll be coming up next right now though, Bob,

(52:11):
I'm checking real quick with the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account. Again,
support the support to people that run this account.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
They do such a great job.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Pghdash scanner dot com is the website a basically just
listening to Pittsburgh Police Scanner and then post on social
media about what's happening.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
In and around our city. Downtown.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Stanwick Street caller says that some naked lady is.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Outside being naked. That's it.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
There's no more to that story, like enjoying the afternoon
or like be in a menace.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
I have no other details I've from the Pittsburgh Police
Scanner account.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
I guess it's not okay either way. Probably on Stanleick Street.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
There's nothing she could be doing.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Yeah, it's acceptable where it'd be like, okay, well it's
just naked lady downtown. No no reason to confront her
or anything like, can't be naked. I can't do nothing
to be alarmed about here. Yeah, just a car said,
there's a naked lady. He's outside being naked. So streaking
on Stanwicks, man.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 4 (53:20):
The old old Stanwick Streaker get it again back here, geez, The.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Standwick Streaker's back, that's what's happening in around our city.

Speaker 11 (53:33):
Ing.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
It is Mikey and Bob here on ninety six to
one Kiss Now. Our show sort of took a turn
today when we got the message about the toilet bowl sitter.

Speaker 12 (53:44):
Mikey Bob, I have a serious conversation that needs to
be debated on the show because they don't know where
else in the world that I would actually.

Speaker 6 (53:55):
Date this thing.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Yeah, it's here.

Speaker 12 (53:57):
Recently found out the guy that I'm dating is a
standing wiper. Not only are we there, but he's also
a bull center.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
A bull sitter.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
You might think, what does that mean? He takes the
seat up and sits in the in the bowl or
the toilet.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Yeah, to use it like the cold porcelain he's He
puts all the seats and then he sits on the bowl.
I we haven't had one person explain this yet. This
guy is on an island by by himself.

Speaker 20 (54:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
I remember, even when we brought up standing wipers for
the first couple of times, like people would call and
be like, yeah, me too, let me explain right, yeah exactly,
we haven't had one.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
All right, let's get to support these messages here, talk
back messages on the show brought to us by One
Team Media.

Speaker 22 (54:49):
Good morning, guys. I'm just listening to you guys live
right now, and I'm listening to all the comments.

Speaker 12 (54:54):
About the bull sitter.

Speaker 22 (54:55):
Yeah, and I'm wondering if she asked him why? Yeah, Like,
I'm curious, why does.

Speaker 11 (55:01):
He use the bull?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Yeah, she hasn't set a message. We need to follow up?
We did.

Speaker 22 (55:04):
Was she just like too stunned to ask a follow
up question?

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 22 (55:09):
I can't think of any logical reason anyone would use
just the bull, But I'm curious why.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Happy birthday, Bob, Okay, thank you, But I mean, put
yourself in her shoes and you did you discover this
and then you have to have a conversation about it.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
But she came to Asto, she came to Osco, like, hey,
but she can't go tell her family, her friend because
then they're going.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
To bring it up to him and be like, dude,
are you He's like, hey, I gotta go bathroom, I'll
be back.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Are you gonna sit on the ball? You're right? She
came down there. She came to going bowl the whole today?

Speaker 16 (55:42):
Like what.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Not call it?

Speaker 7 (55:45):
That?

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Also, though started thinking of a podcast name, because you
might have just nailed it right there. All right, just
get to another message here, making Bob.

Speaker 23 (55:59):
I was just listening to the comments about the toilet
bowl seated pooping guy. Maybe he has the right idea
because I guess depending on how big he is as
a human, maybe it kind of like spreads the cheeks
when he sits down and it makes for an easier exit.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (56:18):
I can't believe I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
That on radio.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
So weird either way.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Okay, by okay, very glad you're comfortable with us to
share something like that out loud.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
We are all friends here, and we're not working on
one specific lady who's got some issues maybe with her man. Now,
I don't think it's a size or a body or
like I don't think so medical reason, because why would
she come to us then?

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Like why I don't think so either. Why wouldn't she
just go Okay, that's just how it's gonna be. She
came to us stunned because she had nobody else to
talk to about it.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
There is no medical benefit to sitting directly on the
cold porcelain when you go to the bathroom. Just this
is a stunning revelation on the show today and I
cannot wait. Hopefully she follows up with did he explain why?

Speaker 1 (57:05):
That's what we want to know. We want to know
why are you still together? Yeah, Like, I mean maybe
not after the show today because everybody's just been like, nah, dude,
red flag, you gotta run and run fast.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Hey, I got a surprise round of Facebook comments here,
you know, towards the end of.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
The show right now.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Yeah, yeah, it's mikey Bob here on ninety six to
one kiss. Yesterday, I posted an older photo of me
and Bob and uh the you know, famous insurer actor
Joe Maganello.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Yeah, I saw you posted.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
You know, he's been in Magic Mike and he's he's
death stroke and you know a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
But he's in here because we were talking about Children's
hospital with him.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Yeah, he's a super ins there does a lot for
Children's hospital. So I posted a picture of me, Bob
and Joe Maganello and just put the caption what's the
name of this band? And then that's all you y.
So this is like our listeners coming up with names.
If me, Bob and Joe Maganello we're in a band,

(58:10):
do you wear watch out.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Going to a very deep dark place on the Internet.
It's time for one kiss Facebook comments.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
If Me Bob and Joe Maganello started a band, these
would be the names Leslie m Isley, Turner and the Roguies,
Destiny m Yinzer By Nature, Rusty R. The Mangaloreans, A
Man Paul D, The don Con Boys, Alexa l Dungeons
and Dragons Allons. Yeah ye, Kelly M has three of

(58:43):
them here. The Pittsburgh Panty Droopers, not the Droppers, the
Droopers Droopers. Yeah, yeah, you know we make ladies wear diapers.
You know they like I did, The Costco Chippendalees, The Timu,
Joe Brah Brandon, Jay Here Man, Jello, Jen g Jojoe

(59:05):
and the Moves Again. These are band names for Me
Bob and Joe Maganello and the Moves.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Jason A. Magic Meat, Steve K. Joey and the Goobs,
Bev H.

Speaker 14 (59:18):
Hunky Clunky and Chunky So Funny.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Josh P.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Joey and the Nuts, Drew P. Bob's Magic Mustache Ride Experience.
That honestly sounds like a band that would be on DV.
Oh my gosh, man listen, maybe it's not so bad
that the Long jam Log, Long Long Jammer. That's a
totally different game. Right there after dark on the Long Jammer,

(59:45):
our buddy Bill Crawford, the wonderful y inter comedian.

Speaker 20 (59:50):
Trace Dads instead of Trace Lads, would Trace Dads and
one more here again, if Me, Bob and Joe Maganello
came up with the fictional band Michael as system of
a Don.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
From Mikey and Bob podcast, Hiking and Bob, I'm ninety six,
kiss oh man. I fell apart there at I fell
apart dreamed.

Speaker 7 (01:00:15):
The Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you
get your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Really just almost an egregious amount of things happening on
the station throughout the day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Today.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
You're gonna have another chance at Steelers preseason tickets for
the game tomorrow night against the Jets. Stellar's tickets around
five thirty with Tall Kathy. She'll have more chances at
Bruno Mars tickets two, two thirty, four thirty, and seven thirty.
Be listening for your chance at Bruno Mars tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
There's a lot going on.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Kasha tickets, Yeah, for Tuesday show at Star Lake around
three thirty and also two more chances for you to
try to win a full trip out to Vegas for
next month's Big iHeartRadio Music Festival, not only a full trip,
but one thousand dollars too. That's coming up around one
ten in five ten. I keep on forgetting it's not Friday,

(01:01:12):
and it's messing me up. Feels like a.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Friday, all day, Friday, all day. It feels like a Friday.
Friday vibes today.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Man, I don't know when Steelers start playing like Fridays,
and you know first game was Thursday. It throws everything off, man.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
You know, it's all feels weird.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
It's weird on a Thursday to talk about a Steeler
game tomorrow that's on a Friday, because it feels like
a Friday, and then the Steelers game would be Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Okay, what do you want to name the podcast today?

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Bob? Of course, our podcast broad to West by our
good friends over at the Seaharper Auto Group, who have
provided me and Bob with the wonderful vehicles we're driving.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Simple quick name here.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Okay, bowl too, hole a Jesus. That's it all right,
that's all. If you heard the show today, you know
this is The Bowl the Whole show? Yeah, thanks, thank
you to our friends at Sea Harper. Really we appreciate
you everything.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Yeah, and also you can buy the vehicles that me
and Bob are driving right now. Bob's in the white
twenty twenty six dodg Ram fifteen hundred Laramie.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
I'm in the purple twenty twenty six Jeep Gladiator sport As.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
You can look up the Sea Harper Auto Group on Instagram,
see the video, check out our rides buy them if
you watch.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
Our rides are on their website for sale right now.
But at the same time we're driving them around. Does
that mean the prices could be better because we're driving
them around?

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
So like, oh, because they're like not news. I'm not
saying negotiate. I don't know. All right, the prices are
already good, but like ord is.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
It making more like be like, hey, Bob had six
pounds of steak in this dodg Ram.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
You know the price? You can't place the price on
that priceless? Right? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
The Bowl the Whole podcast stream it after the show
here on the free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
That it we got anything else?

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Tell the kids thanks for listening, all right, We appreciate
you all right right now, say lo

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
Bye wkst f M, Pittsburgh,