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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well ninety six one kiss morning, freak ship, and I'm
going straight to Dan from Honda for the start of
the show.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Here, Bob, Mike, game, Bob, Hey, Dan, Dan from Honda.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Well, huh what h huh Okay, yeah, that's it. Yeah,
that about sums it up. Dan from Honda. Yeah, Dan, yikes,
huh yeah yeah. Overtime Killer Game seven would have been
so much fun here on Saturday. Uh morning, friends, It's

(00:34):
Mikey and Bob. We'll try to shine this turn for
you today. Penguins lose one to nothing in overtime in
game six. That sucks.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
It's like, you know what sucks is I convinced myself
that I know, I know. Hey, I fully convinced myself,
whether it be delusion or not, that there was going
to be a Game seven.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Dude. As soon as we took the Flyers crowd out
of it, and it was like it came a game
and like their juice was done. And then I'm like, Okay,
the boys are gonna lock in here and get this done.
And even when it got to overtime, I'm like, man,
this is gonna be even better. It's just gonna rip
their hearts out and depends. Pets were playing so good. Oh,

(01:17):
they're playing so good, right, so many shots on goal
and you're like, all right, it's gotta happen sometime here,
so many chances, and I'm like, this is this is
gonna put their crowd out of it, and then everybody's
gonna turn in Philly. And then and then Sea Loves
makes an incredible say and you're just like, Okay, now
this is destiny. And then like five seconds later, it's like,

(01:39):
this is not destiny. We're we're going home. We're going home.
Penguins lose one to nothing in overtime in Philly. The
season's over. Good run for the season. We weren't supposed
to be this good this year. Kyle Dubis the Penguins
GM made magic and got into the playoffs. You know,
it's a good season for the Pens and kind of

(02:01):
sad and now what I don't know. I don't know
what happens as a team now like that is that
the last game for the Big three?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Probably?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
And sad just though, because we're delusional and hype ourselves
up to think that yeah, yeah, but the big run
was happening. But now I'm sad though, because now We're
just like, yeah, okay, out of the Big three here,
do they all want to keep playing? Was that it
did it? It can't end for those guys in Philly, right,
That's not how we want this to end.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Would they even pay Gino remotely the amount of money
that he wants.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Here's what we're gonna do, though. You know how we
do this, Pittsburgh. It's a sad sports result for the city.
We will jump into Penguins Facebook comments coming up early
around six forty this morning. It's Mike and Bob ninety six. Yes,
can you imagine last night Game six in Philadelphia, Sidney Crosby,
the Big Three going to rip Philly's heart out and

(02:57):
bring Game seven back here? Could you imagine? And then
it's it's just a shut up. The whole game goes
to overtime one nothing the fly r sneak one by.
Could you imagine if that was your You're like, first
big Penguins playoff game you watched? Because, uh, somebody's gonna
take us through their night. Here it's Mikey and Bob

(03:19):
the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Let's get to this talk
back message brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
This damn game is zero to zero in overtime. I
thought the Steelers stressed.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
My ass out. How the hell do y'all watch it? Like?
I get so excited and then it's like miss goal,
Like what the Yeah, yeah, hockey, it gets it gets
real close, but until it goes over the line.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
This is stressful as hell.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Jude watches like it's like almost a goal block, block block.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Like just get it in the net. Yeah, oh my god,
I'm gonna have a heart attack for the end of
this game. I sort of got welcome to playoff hockey.
Yeah yeah, well, I mean, don't have a heart attack.
There's no more games, you know. Oh, by the way,
so once the Penguins are out of it, no one
cares around here anymore, right, sure? Uh yeah, it's it.

(04:15):
It sucks, and I just hope that's not the end
of the Big Three. And you know, are are we
set up for the future. I don't know. We got
some young guys, but there's also a lot of really
key guys that we're here on one year deals. Yeah.
I think a lot of those guys came one year
deals and put in like thirty goals, and now it's
just like they can go find and get paid. Yeah,
you got like Mantha or something like that. Yeah, well,

(04:37):
we'll dive into Penguins Facebook comments after again they lose
an overtime in Philly one to nothing. Penguins Facebook comments
coming up. Around six forty. It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I'm Mikey Young Bob Okay.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now,
whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it. Thank you. But
if you're listening on our free iHeartRadio app, you can
hit that little talkback microphone, send us a message. You
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(05:10):
something you want us to cover on the show.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Let us know where you're listening from. Two.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh yeah, that's fun too, right, people of random places. Yeah,
I hit that little talkback microphone and you can send
us a message and maybe you'll make the show. We
will hear from the Penguins captain Sidney Crosby after they
lose one to nothing in overtime Game six and Philly
season's over for the penn Sidney Crosby around seven to ten.
Here on the Kiss Morning Free Show, it is Mikey

(05:37):
and Bob. Let's get to this talkback message brought to
us by One Team Media.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Uh yeah, can we get Bob's Golden laugh Track?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
You know what? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Is that it starts. It's made for mornings like this.
I guess you're right. We don't over use it. We
play Bob's laugh Track all the time, which is a
compilation of some of the best laughs that Bob has
given us over the years. Though, is breaking case of emergency. This,
this is when the city really needs to turn around,
really needs to turn the Franz upside. Don okay, no

(06:11):
reason to wake up today just because Penn's lost to
be a frownie Brownie. You know. So there was a
day where I trusted a fart and accidentally poop my pants.
This wasn't when I was younger. This happened last year,
I think, or two years ago. It's recent and Bob
was laughing real hard through it. It was one of
the funnier moments in the history of the show. And sometimes,

(06:33):
like when the Penguins get eliminated heart breaking style from
the Flyers in the playoffs, it's breaking case of emergency.
Here is forty seconds the Bob Golden Laugh Track him
laughing at me after I trusted a fart that I shouldn't.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
You didn't?

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I did?

Speaker 7 (06:58):
He said, you can?

Speaker 6 (07:19):
Did you throw your underwear away?

Speaker 3 (07:24):
I didn't?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
What did you do? That will always be funny. That
will always be the greatest forty seconds we got. That's
breaking case of emergency golden laugh track. Hopefully that helped
some of you out this morning, maybe turn your day around.
Coming up next on the show, I know it's not
even seven o'clock yet, or diving into the Penguins Facebook comments.

(07:50):
We might have a couple of rounds on the show today,
but we're gonna start off with round one a Penguins
Facebook comments. Season's over. Next time The Kiss Morning Free Show.
It's Mike and Bob Kiss and bum God. We don't
take ourselves too seriously here at at the station with
our show. I think you all know that right stream
the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you

(08:13):
get your podcasts.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
It's raining Carpenter. When did you get hot?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
It's Mikey and Bob The Kiss Morning Freak Show. I
think everybody knew after the Penguins lose one to nothing
in overtime to the Flyers. The season's done. We need
something to turn around our mood here in Pittsburgh and
manned as the weather deliver, cloudy, rainy. Hi's in the
low fifties. It sucks outside. Yeah, everything sucks. Weather's right

(08:47):
on brand. Yeah, the weather is perfect to what a
lot of us Pittsburghs are waking up and feeling this
morning with the disappointment of a Penguin's first round playoff
exit again. Uh yeah, And then we read the Penguins
Facebook comments section be.

Speaker 7 (09:05):
Wish You're going to a very deep dark pace that
everyone is a GM, everyone as a coach, everyone is
going to get traded.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Everything socks. It's time for Penguins Facebook comments. All right,
Penguins Facebook comments after they lose to the Flyers. Uh,
Glenn M I've been a Penguins fan since I was
ten years old. Oh yeah, Glenn, I'm going on forty
five years old now and I ain't leaving. Thank you
Penns for an unexpectedly great season.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
We achieved more than what the rest of the league thought.
We would.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Drew black and Gold to dead and cold. Let's go Penns.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Hell yeah, Glenn, Len's still in it. You know what, Glenn,
I'm with you, man, this is.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
A fun season. They were supposed to stink this season.
They were like, they weren't supposed to make the playoffs
this season.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
They were.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
They gave us a little spark there, give us a
little spark there, John T and the Penguins Facebook comments
here balls balls, Pretty sure they're playing with pucks balls
all the time. Wow, not balls, Andre g one of
the Penguins and Steelers have in common. Okay, I'm not.
I don't want some sort of yinzer riddle here. I

(10:21):
both love first round playoff exits. Okay, alright, Matthews here
deaths drunk on a two Wednesday and the Peans lose mft.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Man, all right, Matt's drunk.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Chuck w in the Penguins facebook comments, screw the city
of Philadelphia and screw the Flyers. Nothing but a bunch
of jag offs. David m I went to Game five.
He thank you Penguins for reminding me what my teenage
years felt like again.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Oh man, it made him feel young again. Penguins.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Hey, you know what, I'll tho all those high school
and college kids that were hanging out with us at
the big screen for all those years. Yeah they're all
thirty now. Yeah they're like your boss now, yeah yeah, yeah.
A couple more here Penguins Facebook comments after the disappointment
of another playoff exit, Jared h been watching the Penguins
play hockey for over forty years in this city. I

(11:19):
told everyone when they went down three games, it was over.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
If we have Jesus on skates out there, it's damn
near impossible to come back and win four games.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
You know what first line Jesus would sit out there, thought,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Hey, cit is is hockey, Jesus. Come on, sail down.
We already have hockey, Jesus. And he's right. That guy's right.
We couldn't even do it with hockey Jesus because we
have hockey, Jesus. Let's get one more here, Michael l
season done, Gino's done, La tank can go to all
damn it.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yeh, there they go. Might have been the end of
the Big Three.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
There, No, you gotta come back. You can't like that.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
There they go, They're gone, and mis Penguin hockey, Mis
Penguin hockey.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
All right, we will hear from Sidney Crosby coming up
around seven to ten after the Penguins loss, and we
will get to another round of Penguins Facebook comments around
seven fifty five today in Freak Show history. Next on
the Kiss Morning Freak Show, it's Mikey and Bob to
make your Body go Hey, Casey Musgraves coming to town.
I love Casey Musgraves man like I'll vibe with a

(12:31):
lot of country music. Casey Muskgraves is great. Just coming
to PPG Paints Arena in the Middle of Nowhere. Tours
coming September eighth. Tickets go on sale next Friday at
Casey musgraves dot com Slash Tour. There's also a pre
sale next week ten am on May sixth that runs
through ten pm May seven. Casey Musgraves coming in September

(12:52):
to the arena. Also Foster the People. Uh remember they
had that song Pumped Up Kicks, you know, put on
a good show. They're gonna play City Live at de
Wiley in October October fourth, just two days after Whiz
Khalifa opens the new venue there right across from the arena.
October fourth will be Foster the People and then we're

(13:14):
supposed to have a concert announcement this morning like around
eight am. And me and Bob are blind on this one.
I don't know who it is. We have no clue.
But also we do know that our station's doing a
promotion called a Paraday in May, where every day in May,
starting tomorrow around eight am, we'll tell you what show

(13:36):
we're giving away tickets for, and then para Day in
May you can win pair of tickets to some of
the biggest concerts, like lots of tickets coming, just a
bunch of concerts. So Paraday in May that kicks off
tomorrow and yeah, well we'll find out together around eight o'clock.
Who else is coming to Pittsburgh. All right, it is

(13:56):
right around seven o'clock. Time for us take you back
to a moment in the show that May does laugh
made a smile. It's time for today in freak show history.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Hey, boys in the postman, oh.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Man, the post he's got today.

Speaker 8 (14:21):
Putting soup in a square tupe ofware. It's just not right,
like it needs to be in a round tupware, which
is the shape of soup.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Okay, soup doesn't have a shape, right soup? Hey, really
think about it. I've eaten soup in a square like
container before, like a plastic container.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
I'm dumped. You have.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
But if you think about soups round, soup is round.
It doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
It doesn't have to.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
He's right when you think soup, you always feel wrong
if you're if you're if you have like a square
container or rectangular containers, dumb soup hass to go in
the ball?

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Or it's just not right.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Hey, he's right, the post man, you're right, all right,
he's got more, which frightens me to some extent.

Speaker 8 (15:10):
Also, what's up with beavers?

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Like why do they build damn all right?

Speaker 8 (15:13):
Did they just see running water and think, oh, absolutely not, no, not,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
I'm having a morning. Yeah, you are having a morning there,
damn the postman. A good morning for our show though, questioning, uh,
why soup camp be in square rectangle containers? And then
the follow up puts up with beavers? Also what's up
with beaver? This is a good question, Like what do
beavers think they're doing when they're building dams instead? Like
do they think they can stop the water?

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Like they just see water and they're like, uh, not at.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
All right, Damn the postman, soup doesn't go in a square,
rectanglar container, soup is round?

Speaker 3 (15:51):
And what's up with beavers?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Let's get to a talkback message here that tries to
explain beavers.

Speaker 9 (15:56):
Bob, Hey, what's going on? Zach here? Hey, listen, Dan
the postman? Really they sent me down a rabbit hole
and I had to investigate.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Look what you did, Dan the post man? You send
somebody down a beaver rabbit hole? Or would that just
be a beaver hole? Just googling, beavers sent me down
a beaver hole?

Speaker 9 (16:11):
Found out from the website animal giant dot com.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Oh it's gotta be true.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Dot com.

Speaker 9 (16:17):
What are those things called beavers? Yeah, beavers. They hate
the sound of Russian water, so that's why they continuously
build dams. I don't know if they were a plumber
like me and past live or something, but apparently that's
just what they do. Again Animal Giant dot Com.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Pretty article. Check it out and I have a good
one by beavers just don't like the sound to Russian water?

Speaker 10 (16:35):
Is that it?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
That's all?

Speaker 3 (16:36):
That's the story?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Is He saying that all beavers are reincarnated plumbers and
they just can't handle it. Like when plumbers die, they
become beavers. They get reincarnated as beavers hearing this water
and then the whole point of life of beavers.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Just stop all the water plumbers.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
It might be man might be all right, you want
to just keep it going here because our friend Becka
here left message for Dan the Postman too.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Hey, Dan the Postman, This teacher friend Becker here. So
my friend's dad wants to be a beaver researcher as
his retirement plan, just so you know. So she's about
to know what's up with beaver's He wants to be
a friend then and be known as the beaver Man.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
I don't think I don't think he's when I retire, Okay,
teacher friend back, I don't know if he's on the
same Call me the beaver Man my research when I retire, though,
because I am going to be the full Tom Beaverman. Round.
What the hell has happened? On our show this morning?

(17:49):
Next round of Penguin's Facebook comments after they've been eliminated
by the Flyers one to nothing in overtime for Game six,
Penguin's Facebook comments seven fifty five will get to another round.
Those here on the Kiss Morning Free Show, it is
Mikey and Bob let's get to a quick talkback message
brought to us by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
There's a message for all the other educators out there.
There's only twenty some days left. We can do it.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
We got this wow, little hype speech for all the
educators out there from our teacher friend Becker. Right here, teacher,
you got this coyletown. Clock's on. You got a few
more weeks and then everybody's free, right, and then everybody's free.
Let's get to Sydney Crosby after the loss. Obviously a
heartbreaking loss for the Penguins. It was a good season, man.

(18:34):
I know we want every season to end with them
hoisting another Stanley Cup. But going into this season, no
one really believed in this team. Like it's like, okay,
you got the Big three. They're getting a little old
Kyle Dubis. The GM put a couple of young guys
in here, got a couple of free agents one year deals.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
It was it was really the Big three and then
just a random grab bag of guys.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah, and it worked until until we started the season
with the Flyers and just dug ourselves into too big
of a hole. Here was Sidney Crosby after the loss, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 11 (19:06):
Unfortunate, but you know, especially the second half of that game,
all the time we had some really good looks. We're
a shot away from going back to Pittsburgh, your games
having so you know, it just comes down to bounces sometimes.
But I think we all had a lot of belief
that we can dig ourselves out of it, and yeah,
I think our game showed that. It's just unfortunate that
we got behind early in the series.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, that just sucks, like getting down three nothing year,
you're not giving yourself much of a chance. But man,
today fight here a Sid just talking about how close
they were even down three nothing.

Speaker 11 (19:37):
Yeah, I think that's kind of been the identity of
the group all year. So I think that's something that
we've done a really good job with with adversity and
fighting back and staying in it with everything that's going on.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
So yeah, we believe we'd come back, and like I said.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
We were right there. I'm just not ready to have
my brain think about who stays, who goes, and what
the team look like looks like next year. Sid just
talking about the letdown of a first round exit again.

Speaker 11 (20:02):
Yeah, I think you know, we understand the expectations coming
in that sort of thing. I don't think that takes
away the sting from this anymore right now, but I think,
you know, we have time to look back on the season.
There's a lot of things to like, So I think
that's that's probably the reality of it. But I think
right now it's still fresh with how close we are.
I think we feel like, you know, we had an

(20:22):
opportunity to get ourselves back in the series and or.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
It just didn't work.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Man, so close too, it's so close.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Like I wonder how long it takes Sidney Crosby to
like realize it's over, like.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Some process a season has ended.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yeah, Like it doesn't even sound like the way he's talking, like, yeah,
in his mind, games seven still coming up.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Like, hey, listen, we don't know if Sidney Crosby's not
going to play in a Game seven. Now it might
not be in an NHL rank, but Sidney Crosby might
go somewhere Saturday and have a Game seven just with himself.
He seems like that kind of guys. It's gonna take
a little while for Sidney to shut it off. Here
was sid just talking about, you know, the Big three

(21:05):
and uh if Getty Malkin, Chris Latang and what they mean.

Speaker 11 (21:09):
It's probably hard to put into words, honestly, you know,
it's something that we probably have just gotten used to.
But I think they're they're like family. I think that's
that's the best way to describe it. And you know,
we've had some some great wins, some tough losses like this,
and you know, ultimately though, that's a long time that
we played together. And yeah, I just so appreciative for

(21:32):
the opportunity to be able to play with them as
long as we have, and hopefully we can keep going.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Hopefully we can keep going, We can keep going, just
not ready for the I mean, it would be disgustingly
poetic for the Big Three to somehow end, whether it's
one guy or a couple of guys, who knows, or
maybe they all stay. But I don't want it to
end in Philly. They can't in Philly't let Philly be
the ones that, like, like the Buffalo Sabers knock us

(21:58):
out or it like, it can't be Philly that ends
the Big Three, Right, Sidney Crosby doesn't know how to
not play hockey. No, that's that's true to it might
be worried about the other guys and what's gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
But Sidney Crosby doesn't know how to not play.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Hockey in the NHL for the Pittsburgh Penguins, I'm not
worried about him.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
It'll be here for a while.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, you hope they can. You hope they can just
run it back and have another season like this season
where there's not a lot of expectations and they sort
of play with house money. But man, you know, they're
pretty good all year and it's a heartbreaking way for
the season to end. Penguins lose one to nothing in
overtime Game six. The season's over. The Flyers Advance Penguins
Facebook comments. We got some more coming up around seven

(22:42):
to fifty five. It's Mikey and Bob Kiss. That's Stateside
Ping Panther is Zara Larson, It's Mikey, It's Bob the
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free Show. The weather
out today feels like Penguins fans feel today. Cloudy, rainy, colder,
with highs in the low fifties. Penguins lose Game six
in Philly, one to nothing in overtime. Season's over now, Yeah,

(23:08):
how do.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
We turn things around.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
How do we uh, how do we maybe make ourselves
feel nice now, Pittsburgh?

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Maybe a little positive.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Maybe you leave us messages and you say something nice,
and then we'll bring those messages to the masses.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Yeah. Maybe you just share something that's going good in
your life with all of us. Maybe we can turn
something you're excited about, somebody you want to brag on.
Maybe we could turn this day around.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yo, dolo ros say something, say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Come on, I'd like to say happy living in Sin
anniversary to my boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
We've been living together for.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Nine years in Sin and he's going through some health
issues now.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
But we will get through it together.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, you will.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
We tackle everything.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Always a great team.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
All right, nice team living in Sin. Let's say something nice,
say something nice.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Our buddy aj Don Florida.

Speaker 8 (24:18):
Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
Okay, say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Positivity.

Speaker 8 (24:29):
Hey mikey entrepreneurs counyons or a J And I just
wanted to tell you that I am very sorry about
the rough week you had last week and just won't
let you know is that you are so amazing. You're
like the best person out there in the entire world.
Bring me, get go and take me to top Golf

(24:50):
and stay shining out there, and Mike love you.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Hey what nice message?

Speaker 6 (24:58):
Say something nice? Say something nice?

Speaker 1 (25:01):
All right, let's get to this one. I've heard this
one already, okay, but I will tell you when we
came up with this sort of little concept say something nice,
where we would just play that and everybody would say
something nice. This is the kind of message I envision.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
This is somebody finding.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
That special person or special people in society saying, you
know what, I'm gonna give this person their props because
they don't get it from anybody else. I'm gonna show
this person some love. I'm gonna say something nice.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Mom wanted to.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Say something nice. Lena shot out to the Mount Pleasant
Taco bell for hooking me up tonight after my long shift.

Speaker 7 (25:46):
I'm exhausted.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
And this Crispy Crispy Pepsi and this case of dia. Man,
they did a heck of a job on this and.

Speaker 10 (25:57):
Not just learn together.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
It is made her perfect.

Speaker 7 (26:00):
It's just what I need something.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
That's what I'm talking about. Right there, Krispy Pepsi. She
wants to say, Hey, perfect Casadia, Mount Pleasant Taco Bell
drive through.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
He changed changed by night, Crispy Pepsi in.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
A not even thrown together Casada perfect perfectly. You know what,
nice job, Mount Pleasant Taco Bell drive Through.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
Say something nice? Say something nice?

Speaker 1 (26:27):
All right? If you want to be on the next
round to say something nice, you can get on the
free iHeartRadio app, send us a talkback message and say
something nice. Why does it feel like every weekday afternoon,
twelve thirty five Pirates home game has Paul Skins pitching
to like three thousand fans, right, Like, I feel like

(26:50):
Paul Skins always pitches these games. Yeah, yeah, weird, right,
And then people take pictures and they're just like you
guys got Paul Skins and you don't even show up.
It's like, no nobody shows up when the game's in
the middle of the week, is twelve thirty five.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Everybody's at work and stop, like, do one of the
crap bulfing games that they do, and sure move skimes
to a day where you can start primetime.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, Paul Skeen starts this afternoon for the Pirates. They
lose five to four last night to the Cardinals. Four
straight losses. They've lost six out of the last nine.
Ain't been going great lately for the Pirates, but it's
a good thing. There's like a million games left, so sure.
It's Mikey Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
Freak Show. Let's get to another one of your talkback
messages send through the free iHeartRadio app. Brought to us

(27:34):
by One Team Media.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Sad day in Pittsburgh Penguin's lost. Yeah, it's a sad
day today.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
But you know what makes today a great day?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
You care?

Speaker 3 (27:48):
It's Bob's birthday. Birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
It is not Bob's birthday today. No, it's not birthday. Nope,
that's not a thing that is actually happening. It's uh
January first, New Year's Days, Bob's birthday.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Hey, every thank you?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
No, no, no, no, don't no, no, no, Hey day,
Hey everybody for birthdays.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
It's the month of May tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
How much longer are we gonna do this? We're gonna
do this all summer, everybody, Bob's birthday all summer. It's
time to say something nice again. Man, We're trying to
turn it around for penns fans in the city here.

Speaker 6 (28:28):
Say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 12 (28:31):
Nikey Bob, say something nice.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Oh you want to say something nice, Okay, Morgan, we can.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
We love you, Artie, We love you.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Penns yea.

Speaker 12 (28:46):
And in the words of coach Tomlin, it was a
hard fart.

Speaker 7 (28:49):
Game last night.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
It was a hard fart day. You take a you
go to overtime with the team and nobody's scored any
goals and it's zero zero overtime. That's hard farts.

Speaker 12 (28:57):
Teams played really well, I mean in both goalies. Can
we talk about love, Yeah, absolutely fantastic.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
I just feel bad that he probably feels bad about
that one.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
He left it. Yeah, it's like it's such a bad
getting screamed.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
And it was a long shot game seven a party.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Oh gosh, Man City would have been on fire. I
talked to Mayor Corey O'Connor and he told me that
the NFL Draft they were gonna put it on the
side of the window. Yeah, he said me, and you
were gonna host to Yeah, there's gonna be fireworks. Do
There's gonna be old penguins that were out there. Yeah,
it's gonna be meet you and Alf Samuelson. Dude, I mean,

(29:37):
but they lost none. None of that's ever gonna happen.
All right, we got another one here.

Speaker 6 (29:45):
Say something nice, say something.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
Something n okay, Oh, well say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Skim here.

Speaker 12 (30:05):
I just wanted to wish my wonderful husband, Joshua a
happy thirty fifth birthday. Josh and I just love him
so much and I'm so thankful for all he does
for me and for our for our babies. And even
though we're both working today, I hope he has a
wonderful day and I can't wait to celebrate with him
this weekend.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Love you guys. Wow, party all weekend Thursday weekend. Nice
for Josh.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Right there, All right, we're all a little bit down
about the Pengman. There was an emmine there, the Pengman.
Pengmins send me home. That might happen after Penguin's Facebook

(30:51):
seven fifty five. Next, it's Mikey and Bob. You're got
a few people that want to sing pet songs. We'll
get to that coming up after penguins Facebook comments. Around
eight ten on the Kiss Morning Freak Show, it is
Mikey and Bob. Yeah, it sucks, man, it sucks like
the penguins came back in the series. They just needed

(31:13):
one goal. They just need a one goal. Bring it
back here for a Game seven.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Dude. Even going into the game last night, ed myself
fully convinced that we are going to have a Game
seven on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Dude, you sent the email. Yeah, I was right to,
like our boss, I was okay, when the Penguins win,
get we want Game seven tickets to give away. We'll
give them away on the show like today and tomorrow,
like let's go all in. I was ready, man, you
are man, you're you're looking out for listeners. You said,
we gotta be ready with Game seven tickets. We all

(31:44):
blow this up, and uh yeah, season's over. It's kind
of said. Penguins lose won to noth in in overtime
to the Flyers. That's the end of the season. And
then we read the Penguins facebook comments dark everyone is
a GM yep, everyone is a coach. Everyone is going

(32:05):
to get traded out.

Speaker 7 (32:06):
Everything sucks.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
It's time for Penguins facebook comments. Penguins lose to the Flyers.
Season is over. Let's read some Facebook comments here. Carlos c.
Thank you for never giving up. Thank you for not
throwing in the towel. Thank you for demonstrating the strength
of a Pittsburgh team. I'm proud to be a Penguins fan.
Greetings from Mexico, and thank you for this wonderful season.

(32:31):
That's the positivity. Remarks from Mexico Manxican Penns fans representing there.
Chris l can't believe the last game of the Big
Three is gonna be the Flyers knocking them out of
the playoffs. I'm absolutely gutted.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Okay, nobody's retiring yet, Erica.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Our heartbroken for Lardy tonight in goal. I already made
an arty party sign for game seven Saturday. What do
you do with that?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Fine though, sad.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Dance with the sign and putting on TikTok. I don't know,
throw it away, move on, burn it, burn it, burn it,
Billy b Wait, hold on, what's the saying? Bang bang
chrysala tang. Now it's bye bye chrysla tang. How dare you.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
August b here? Projectile barf does it?

Speaker 1 (33:22):
He just wanted to tell everybody projectile bart ll alan
am in the Penguins Facebook comments. We all are just
supposed to wake up and go to work for the
rest of the week now, like nothing happens. Screw that,
Christy d Great. The only thing I got looked forward
to now is a trip to Ocean City this summer. Hey,
I'm going to Ocean City this summer too.

Speaker 6 (33:40):
That doesn't sound that bad man, That doesn't sound that.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
You know.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
It's kind of like when you know, professional athletes get
knocked out of the playoffs. You're sad for a little bit,
and then you start thinking that can't coon time.

Speaker 12 (33:51):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Steve k here, Hey phil phil Philadelphia, take your cheese steaks. Okay,
go home and jamim where the sun don't shine. Jesus
physically not impossible.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Yeah, teeth steaks are sloppy. There's no way you're getting
it there.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
No huh, there's no way that a cheese steak goes
where the sun don't shine. Despite this heated rivalry we
have with Philadelphia, I'm here to tell you a cheese
steak's not gonna see getting the.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Job done now. I sound like I have experience, though
no I said it, it won't fit.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
I tried it before. Joe s Time to let Malcolm
and La Tang retire. They're slow and awful. Please get younger.
Listen like Ben Kendall's a damn boy. He's a boy.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
He's just a boy.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
I don't think legally we can get younger than Ben Kindle.
I don't even know if that's possible.

Speaker 6 (34:47):
Scott Be.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
How the hell will we let Philly do this or
a horrible into a fun season? Malcoln in the tank,
gotta go. I want to say, run it back, but
we'll just end up in this same crappy first round
egg spot. All right, man, that's depressing. Took him three
full games to realize that they were even in the playoffs.

(35:09):
Penguins fan all my life, but everybody needs to be
fired except Sidney Crosby. There you go, everybody, everybody fire
all the Penguins. Send them to the fictional crossroads.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
They're never coming back. The team next year is just
said the Penguins and all the Penguins.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
All right. A couple more here Penguins Facebook comments on
the Kiss Morning Free Show after they lose to the
Flyers get eliminated. Stephen B. Crosby got denied a Gold
Medal and a Stanley Cup in the same season. I'm
pretty sure we can blame coach Tomlin for this. Might
be his might be his fault on Tom might be
his fault. Yeah, I mean he's gone now. This one's

(35:52):
on Tomlin, Bob g. Sidney Crosby doesn't seem like a
can couon guy. So let's say it's golf time for
Sidney Crosby. Rest of the team, though, enjoy can coon boys.
Sidney Crosby doesn't seem like that. He seems like it's
Nova Scotia time right now. Sidney Crosby can't go to
cancuon because there's no random ice rinks in, can't coon

(36:14):
that he can like.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Roll up on.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
He's going to train right now, ron w I need
a break from this team. Losses like this will ruin
the rest of my week. I love you Penguins, but
I think it's the best thing for me. Trade whoever
signed whatever, I don't care, but I'll see you next year.
And one more here, Billy M Gritty killed the Penguins.
Big Three enjoy retirement.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Oh damn, Now Big three's coming back.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
There?

Speaker 3 (36:39):
You sure you gotta run it back? You sure they are?
Did Gritty do this? Oh no, there goes to Big three?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Oh God, its dubbing three, Miss dumbing three. I don't
think it's over for the Big Three. But if it was,
that is a horrible way to go out by being
eliminated by the phillide for your flyers. I've been thinking
about this for a few minutes now, Yeah, I bet
you Graddy can fit a cheesesteak where the sun don't

(37:07):
shine long ways too. Hey, Bob, we need an update
from your house yesterday. Yesterday on the show, we were
talking about how you wanted to acquire the third dog
for your household, a dog that you found named Beans. Yeah. Yeah,

(37:31):
and you already have a dog named Peans, so you
wanted Beans and Peans. Did you go home from the
show yesterday and talked to your wife Becca about acquiring
another dog? Is she she on board? Are we gonna
have a Beans and Peans here?

Speaker 3 (37:44):
She was listening and heard us talking about it and
heard us singing about it, and she just told me
absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Okay, all right, well, let's get to a talk back
messager brought to us by the Pavement Group. It's our
friend Aunt.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Kaka, Hi boy there, coc this message is poor Bob's wife.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Back up.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Oh wow, rhyming dog names the best thing beans and Peans.
My family pets at home We have two bulldogs. They're
Bubba and Dudley, but Doc gets shortened to Bubb and dud.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
It's so fun.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
I love maggiew dog names. All right, love and happy birthday, Bobby.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Bubb and dud Bubbin Dudley. Right, all right, So not
doesn't look like we're getting beans and beeans. Then you
got shot down pretty quick.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Beans and peans aren't looking good. I'm sure somebody will
come in and adopt beans. It's a good looking little
puppy there. I'm not worried about that. I just would
be in selfish and wanted beans for myself.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Okay, let's get to uh, let's get to a pet
song here, because pet songs are also a thing on
the show. A lot of us have pets, but a
lot of us also sing songs do our pets in
the comfort of our own home, but we let them
leak out on the show.

Speaker 10 (38:58):
Nikey, Bobby says Autumn and Florida. Me and my husband
recently adopted a three and a half year old dockson.
We named him Loki. I gave him the nickname Loki Beans.
I've been holding onto this new pet song because of
the draft, and I didn't want it to get overlooked.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Bob mentioned, whoa.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
I love how she's just like listening holding back. I go,
I got a lot going on over there. The draft
the penguins are done. Now. I've been holding on to
my pet.

Speaker 10 (39:23):
Song finding a pet up for adoption named Beans, and
I knew that was a sign. Okay, so here's his song,
all Loki Beans. Loki Beans does. Whatever Loki Beans does,
gives you kisses, hugs your face. Look out, here comes
the Loki Beans.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (39:39):
The week I started this song, I was watching a
lot of Spider Man a little bit. He is in
the background singing along with me, love you, Okay, bye.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
All right. But once she got the Loki Beans pet
song out, she was like, no, I gotta go back
in for more.

Speaker 10 (39:53):
Thank you, Bobby, Florida autumn again with another pet song.
We lost our first docks in Vader last May here
and I wanted to share his song. I won't sing
it in my Elmo voice, but you can imagine how
annoying it can be.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Okay, wait, hold on, el you gotta do an Elmo voice.
I want to voice to tell us you have an
Elmo voice. If you're not gonna do Elmo voice, but
she's not gonna do Elmo voice.

Speaker 12 (40:19):
La la la la la la la la.

Speaker 10 (40:21):
Vader's world, Do do do La La la la la
la la la Vader's World, Do do do. Vader loves
his mommy, his daddy too.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
That's vaders World.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Wow, that's you got a couple of good pet songs then,
so we like, all right, let's go to hear the
Elmo voice. Pet songs make you feel better about the
penguins losing No.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
A little bit, a little bit. There's a there's a
wienier dog out there named Beans that we found out
about it.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
You know you don't love that. You got a cold
heart if you don't love that.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Hey, I saw a lot of people saying that Penguin's
head coach Dan Muse was like emotional after the game. Yeah,
he had teary eyes. I don't know if he actually
like did they drop? Did a tear drop? Or was
it just was it welling off? It was well enough,
like allergies sort of. I mean, it's well emotional, but
I think it was emotions. I think maybe he stepped
in that locker room look the boys in the face
and then had to go do this press conference. Oh boy,

(41:18):
all right, we'll hear from Dan Muse and Penguins goalie
Arteris she Lov's coming up next here on the Kiss
Morning Freak Show, Zarlars in Midnight sun it is your
oddly shaped he gins. Her uncle's Mikey in Bob the
ninety six to one a Kiss Morning Freak Show. Bucco's
Gotten afternoon game today twelve thirty five. They're on a

(41:40):
losing streak, Paul Skeins will turn that around hopefully this afternoon.
Big marathon weekend coming up to Saturday. You got the
Toddler Trot in the morning, the Kids Marathon, the Pet
Walk at noon on Saturday, and then Sunday the Pittsburgh
Marathon at seven am. It Mikey and Bob the Kiss
Morning Freak Show. Obviously this morning we're all licking our wounds.

(42:02):
It sucks. Penguins gave us some hope in the series
against the Flyers, but Game six they lose one to nothing.
It goes into overtime and it just didn't work out
for the Pens. Here was Penguins side coach Dan Muse
reflecting after the game.

Speaker 13 (42:17):
Right now, it's right now, it's raw and no point
today I, you know, expect for our season to be over.
That's just not the way this this group thanks, it's
not the way that I think. And so it's it's
it's tough right now to be able to kind of
really look back and say that I love this group.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
They're awesome.

Speaker 13 (42:33):
I mean they from start to finish, just going back
to training camp, what the outside expectations are whenever, what
the inside expectations were, and all I really cared about
was what this group thought and how they believed in
themselves and how, you know, when things got hard, they
just found a way to dig in and keep pushing.
And so I'm proud of each guy on this team

(42:54):
and everything that you know, we worked to accomplish this year,
you know, in terms of reflecting right now, it's it's, yeah,
I'm not the point for that right now.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
I like this guy, like you can hear it in
his voice. Yeah, it's just just took some stuff out
of him. Man, he's pretty beat down about this. He
asked after the game, just how he feels, you.

Speaker 13 (43:13):
Know, Yeah, it's it's it's it's a lot right now. Yeah,
he said, you don't damn, no point am I expecting
this season. Then today all the players staff, they invested
a lot. So yeah, I went it to over it
hurts a lot. Yeah, he's taking his loss hard.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
First h first season, you know, Yeah, you can you
can hear that all coming out, Like you can tell
he went in the locker room and like, yeah, it
shook him a little bit. And then here was Dan
Muse asked about just you know, said Gino and Latang
and the big three.

Speaker 13 (43:48):
Yeah, you see it from Afar and you hear how
people talk about all three of these guys prior to
being here, and then you get to see it firsthand,
and it's just it's special. I mean, to be doing
what they've been doing for this long, it's such a
high level. And you know, I don't think, honestly, don't
think that three of them get isn't enough credit for
the fact that they've been doing it together for this

(44:11):
long and it hasn't happened before in sports are North America.
And there's a reason for it, because it's ridiculously hard
and it takes special people to be able to do it.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Yeah, and that's one thing I think, you know, when
we were reading Facebook comments earlier, it's like Gino's Donald
Tang's done. It's like keep everybody but Sid I'm just
not that way man. Like Kyle Dubis, the GM did
a good job this year of a lot a lot
of us thinking that they're you know, at least we
got the Big Three. At least we'll have some Bobblehead

(44:43):
knights and stuff like that, or at least it's fun
that we still got these guys. Now, it's like we're
too deep into this. I do not want any of
these guys to leave ever. I want them to stay
here for as long as they want. I don't even
care how they play anymore, just want to see. I
just do not need these three to ever be on
another team other than the Pittsburgh Penguins. That's it. We're

(45:06):
just like we're too we're too late into this to
ruin it now. You know, I had a good run
this year, man. I feel like they played well. Like
it wasn't like they were just like, oh, these guys
are just the old guys were keeping around, yeah liabilities, yeah, yeah,
It's it felt like a little magical season. It felt
like we were playing with house money all season, and

(45:27):
you just you hope we can feel this way again
next year, but may hey maybe get past first rounds
a little while since we got past that first round,
so Penguins lose. Season's over in Philly.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Big concert announcement this morning.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Olivia Rodrigo is coming to play a couple of ninety
six to one Kiss shows at PPG Paints Arena September
twenty ninth. In September thirtieth, Bob was just running down
the list. This is a big tour she's doing right,
like sixty sixty dates, the unrivaled tours. She's doing like
four dates in La, four dates in London, in UH,

(46:01):
four dates in Brooklyn. But we get back to back
shows here in Pittsburgh. Yeah, it's very rare that a
big UH, like a big pop star like that will
just come to Pittsburgh and do back to back shows.
But Olivia Rodrigo end of September is UH is coming
to town. It's Mikey Bob, but Kiss Morning, free shots.

Speaker 10 (46:17):
Get to this message, Bob, I just wanted to let
you know it's gonna be May.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
I think we can put that away right the in
sync and justin timberlakey, it's gonna be May.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
If you're having a laugh, over that today.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
It's okay.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
I feel like maybe that gets passed around in the
office and everybody.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
It's a bunch of different variations of them. Now it
doesn't hit like it used to.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Though.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
What we got coming up in a couple of days
here though, bud Star Wars Day, May the fourth. I'll
be fine, Sure, dude, I got an off some neighbor
across the street by the way. Wait, what they've gone
all out? They go all out for most holidays, but
made the fourth. They have a wait, they have a
yard banner they decorate for for Star Wars. They made

(47:12):
the fourth.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
They have a Darth Vader in the window. Dude, at
night at night when when we like the time we
leave it for work in the morning or at night,
anytime it's dark, dude, they're they're walkways lit up red.
Oh my gosh, yeah they're dark side of I was
about to say, yeah, they're wrapping they're wrapping Vader over there.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
You met them before? Yeah, they're great.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Are you sure I'm not here to jog Jokay, you
sure they're great? You sure that I got to meet them?

Speaker 1 (47:41):
I just appreciate, Okay, they go all out until I
meet your a lot of it's a lot of effort.
Until I meet your neighbors and have a full Star
Wars conversation with them, you can't tell me they're great.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Neighbor full yard like sign banner that's like made the
fourth you know, sounds like they're on a dark side.
Don't vader in the window, dude.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
There, Hey, let's check in with the Pittsburgh Police scanner.
Here again, it's a couple of people who listen to
the Pittsburgh Police Scanner. They post on social media. They
do a great job. They have their own website that
has merged pghdash scanner dot com. It's time to find
out what is happening in and around our city. South
side sixteenth Street, okay, police seat a six foot deep sinkhole.

(48:29):
Oh no, in the middle of the street. Oh no, hey,
right in the heart of south Side. Good for that
south Side sinkhole. You know what, the same good job
for the south Side sinkhole. For one reason, it held on, man,
It held on till after the NFL Draft and the
NFL apart.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Yeah, you're right, you're a nice job. South Side sinkhole.

Speaker 6 (48:52):
There you sing call thank you singing Cole.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
It just tried its hardest.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
It's that.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
I can hold out a couple more days. I'm about
the Boston. I gotta wait till the NFL draft. Oh god,
it's in the sixth round.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
I just got a whole lot.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
I'm on the south side of a six foot since call.
You know, I'm in the Boston.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
And then the earth opened up in six foot sink.
Call on the south side. Also happening in and around
our city. This was in Carrick, Okay. Caller says that
the machine is going to kill him. I don't know

(49:45):
what machine?

Speaker 3 (49:46):
What you got going on that?

Speaker 1 (49:47):
That doesn't say what machine?

Speaker 3 (49:48):
What you got going on on there?

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Kirk? Is there a Carrick machine, a Carrick killing machine.
Is somebody on the streets known as the Machine in
the neighborhood? Isn't that Bert Krescher, the stand up comedian
guy that always takes his shirt off?

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Real funny?

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah? Isn't that Burt Kreiser's nickname? Like the Machine? We
have a whole stand up special in a movie called
The Machine. Is Burt Kreischer running Krick and we don't
know about it? Is there a Carrick Kreischer out there? Oh?
My God, it's not Burt though, it's Brad Carl. It's
Brad Carl Kreischer. Yeah, calls me the Carrick machine. Caller

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says that the machine is going to kill him in Kerrick.
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on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Right now, let's get
this together.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Right now, It's time to find that.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
This city with mikey bad Yeah. Yeah. We got a
couple of big shows that have been announced recently. This morning,
Olivia Rodrigo announced her entire tour, The Unraveled Tour, two
dates in Pittsburgh September twenty ninth and thirtieth at PPG
Paints Arena. And then also yesterday Casey Muskgraves announced she

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is coming to PPG Paints Arena on September eighth. Well,
big ones there, Yeah, Devilware's Prota two is coming for
everybody at the movies this weekend, right, Yeah, Devilware's Product
two is expected to make one hundred and eighty million,
they're saying worldwide when it opens this weekend. Also, Lady
Gaga has three songs on the devil Wear's Product two soundtrack.

(51:46):
The soundtrack comes out on Friday, when the movie comes out.
We've already heard one. Her and Doci have the great
song Runway Monday. I love God.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
I just have it like a half an album laying
around and just like take what you want.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Yeah, go for it. Yeah, it's gonna be huge. She's
got two more songs other than Runway with Doc on
the devil War's Productoo soundtrack, one called Shape of a
Woman and one called The Glamorous Life. There's also gonna
be ten other songs on the soundtrack that are It's
all Women, All Women, I'm a devil Waars Productude soundtrack.

Speaker 13 (52:32):
And.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
One of our heated rivalry boys is gonna be in
something Uh, it's gonna be in something else. Bop. Okay,
I don't mean he's gonna be pause. I don't mean
in something else his next project. Better way to say it. There,
Hudson Williams, Right, Heated Rivalry following that series, He's uh
in this Crave show now, Crave Heated Rivalries was a

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Crave show.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Crave is Karada. That's whole Canadian thing that we don't
really know about, right right, He's on another Canadian show.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Yeah, it's a grave show called Uh Yaga. Yaga reimagines
the Slavic folk tale of baby Yaga.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Is he about to play yogur?

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Is this like? No, No, it's no. Oh my gosh.
It's called Yaka, son of Yogurt, like Baby Yaga. He
just had mullet, son of Yogurt. Yaga his son of Yaga.
We can't even get through this without making like a
jinja reference. You're like, what's it called yogurt? He'll be

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a heated rivalry season two. But he is not making
a different series just about yarmy or yogurt. It's called Yaga.
It's the Slavic folk tale of baby Yaga. A witch
living in a hut on chicken legs mystery thriller.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
All right, man, I'm just wondering where the sex comes
in on that is the witch sex is about to
get real. Kinky man chicken leg a hot chicken legs
with a witch.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Damn all right, these Canadians are crazy. Send me where
I gotta go. Get Dead on OnlyFans. Not that I
think I'm into it, just something I think I need
to watch. You've got hair like Yager and it too
so by the way, you'll be able to watch it
in in the States. But not really though, because it's
on AMC.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Plus, AMC plus.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Stil Steel Hudson Williams next project AMC plus. They AMC plus.
They overshot with Walking Dead fans. They thought everybody would
sign up to see more Walking Dead and everybody was
just pretty much done with it. I don't know who's
got a MC plus, but if you do, you'll get
the next crave. It's a whole bio pick about Yarmy

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or Yager. No it's not. It's a witch with a
chicken leg Hunt, Hunt, I don't careful, careful, careful, all right.
Coming up next, we hear from Sidney Crosby after the
disappointing loss in Philhladelphia and your chance to win a
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Speaker 1 (55:04):
Hey. Ride with us here for a couple more minutes
and we'll give you a chance to win. A thousand dollars,
try to pay your bills. Here on the Kiss Morning
Freak Show. It is Mikey and Bob. Listen. I know Steelers,
the draft hype has already gone and whatever. We'll get
to Steelers when we figure out who's playing quarterback all
that stuff. Pirates are on a losing streak. They ain't
too hot right now. Hopefully Paul Skeins can turn that around.

(55:26):
This afternoon Long Wins. Eliminated from the playoffs last night
by the Flyers. So what do we got now? Who
are we cheering on now? Well, somebody needs us, Pittsburgh.
Let's get to this talkback message brought to us by
One Team Media. Corn Ol Joe Here.

Speaker 14 (55:45):
I have a favor that I need to ask if
you guys, okay, could you channel your Nate the crazy
Italian in herself? Yes, and hype us up for this
weekend for the Keystone State corn Holme Championship.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Hold on one second, Cornhole Joe's playing in the Keystone
State Cornhole champion.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Trying to bring home a title here, geez.

Speaker 14 (56:09):
In the Poconos because you're Pittsburgh bag Offs.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Could really use the hype right now. Have a good one.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Yo, let's go bag offs.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
Let's go bag offs. Let's go bags.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
All right, there you go. We need to bring a
bag title back. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Okay, do what Citia Millers could not do? City of Bags.
Do you do what the Penguins could not do? Show
your bag, throw your bag?

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Come on now, bags are out for the bag offs. Hey,
good luck, Cornhole, Joe and the h the Pittsburgh bag
offsh let's get to Sydney Crosby. He was talking after
the you know, heartbreaking loss in Philly last night.

Speaker 11 (56:53):
Yeah, it's unfortunate though, you know, especially the second half
of that game. Over time, we had some really good looks.
We're a shot away for going back to Pittsburgh or
games even so, you know, it just comes down to
bounces sometimes. But I think we all had a lot
of belief that we can dig ourselves out of it,
and you know, I think our game showed out. Just
unfortunate that we got behind early in the series.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Yeah, I want to Game seven. Say, it would have
been Saturday, Saturday. It would have been so awesome. Here
said just talking about the letdown of first round loss again.

Speaker 11 (57:25):
Yeah, I think, you know, we understand the expectations coming
in that sort of thing. I don't think that takes
away the sting from this anymore right now, but I think,
you know, we have time to look back on the season.
There's a lot of things to like, So I think
that's that's probably the reality of it. But I think
right now it's still fresh with how close we were.
I think we feel like, you know, we had an

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opportunity to get ourselves back in the series and.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
It just didn't work.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Oh man.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Now, and now you just think, like, what if they
would have got past Philly? Would this had been a
magical season?

Speaker 14 (57:55):
Like?

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Was this the one that just would we have been
able to take everybody else? So the only thing I
know is if they would have made it to that
Game seven, that damn Arena would have been on FI Arena. Man,
the city would have been on fire. Man, are you
kidding me? And then what if doing this?

Speaker 3 (58:15):
What if they kept going?

Speaker 1 (58:16):
I was about to say, not only when they play,
what if they would have won Game seven? Right here
sit after the game, just talking about the big three,
him and Gino and La Tang.

Speaker 11 (58:25):
It's probably hard to put into words, honestly, you know,
it's something that we probably have just gotten used to.
But I think they're they're like family. I think that's
that's the best way to describe it. And you know,
we've had some some great wins, some tough losses like this,
and you know, ultimately though, that's uh a long time
that we've played together. And yeah, I just so appreciate

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it for the opportunity to to be able to play
with them as long as we have and hopefully we
can keep going.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Yeah, that's it for the uh, that's it for the Penguins.
Interesting offseason, some guys on expiring contracts, not of young players,
you know, and then you just hope the Big three
is back because it's awesome having these guys play together
longer than anybody else in North America wrote it out
this long. Yeah that Sabrina Carpenter, When did you get hot?

(59:16):
It's your office Shape buddies, Mikey and Bob the Kiss
Morning Freak Show guys.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
It's Mills. Feel free to go ahead and announce the
fandom name.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Oh, I think we could.

Speaker 12 (59:25):
Use it after that.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Penn's Laws.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Oh, Mills on the Mountain was doing a whole like
Google doc and had a bunch of options and people
were voting on what fans of our show should be
called the movies one out movie. So if you listen
to our show, you're dedicated. Mikey and Bob listener, Uh,
you are now a movie. Collectively, you're the movies. You
voted for it. All right, let's get to another talkback

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message brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
Hey, Mikey and Big Bob, is this dog morning out here?

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Depends loss last night?

Speaker 1 (59:57):
But I just want to say, win or lose, we
still love the Big Three, we still need the Big Three.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Let's go Penns.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
We got this next year. Next season is our season.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
I feel good about the Penn season.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
I just don't want the Big Three to ever go away,
like I just don't. I don't want to. I don't
want him to ruin it all. There's a lot of
free agents, dude, I know you were just looking at him.
Both of the goalies are free agents. Yeah, Stu an Ardy. Yeah,
a lot, a lot of changes possible, all right? Yeah? Uh, hey,
real quick, we got a couple of say something nicest

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to get to before we get to another round of
Penguin's Facebook comments. Let's get to this. We always encourage
you to send a talk back matchage through the free
iHeartRadio app. Because there's a lot of things going bad
in the world, especially on a day like today. Something
a little positive, all right, let's go say something nice.
Say something nice for a.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Get it man, say something comes something nurse love it,
come to heart.

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
Say something nice. Say something nice.

Speaker 9 (01:01:07):
To congratulating my favorite little homie, Eliza.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
On the straight A achievement. Yeah, certificate he brought home yesterday. Wow,
good job, buddy, keep up the hard wart watch out
MN and a six seven there. Hey, nice job live Elijah,
you keep that going. Keep the straight A's going there.
Let's get to another one. Say something nice, say something nice. Hey,

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what's going on, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
It's great with Digi Boost.

Speaker 15 (01:01:35):
I just wanted to check in and say something nice
to my entire team.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Wow.

Speaker 15 (01:01:39):
I know it's a little late, but last week was
a heavy week for us with everything going on with
the draft. We had a lot of activations across town
and they absolutely killed it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Oh, great job guys.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Yeah, everybody that worked their ass off at the draft,
you know, over the weekend last week.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Nice job, Say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 16 (01:02:05):
Hey, Mikey and Bob from Forest Hill Hey, Mikey, I
wanted to send you a message. In addition to my
nineteen year old cat, I've been taking care of my
almost eighty five year old mother and it's really hard
at it's a lot. So I just wanted you to
know it's okay to be down and to need time

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for yourself. You need to take care of yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Well, thank you for the nice message. I don't have
an elderly cat. I have eight cats though, but none
of them are elderly yet, which that's the whole thing.
And yeah, my father in law moved in with us
a few months ago. He's not in great health. But yeah,
I know there's a lot of people that are in
worse situations than me. So but yeah, if you're going

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through a tough time, you know there's other people that
are going through it too. And as long as we've
spread some positivity and try to be nice to each other,
that's what it's all about.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
Say something nice, say something nice, and something.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
The crown.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Nothing really brought at home, like Dan from Honda did
the start of our show this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Mike Game Bub Dan from Honda.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Well, mm hmm, I died yep, yep, and okay, Okay,
nailed it. He did. It's Mikey Bob the Kiss Morning
Freak Show. Let's get to Lexi who listens to the
show all the way in Edmonton, the other country, all

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the way over up into the last Edmonton.

Speaker 17 (01:03:48):
Lexi from Edmonton here. That was a tough, tough loss,
but I think the team is well set for the future.
Dumas did a great job with this year, so hopefully
excited to see how.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Far they go.

Speaker 17 (01:04:00):
Oh next season, And for now, I'm gonna hope that
my Oilers can win the Stanley Cup with former Penguins
Tristan Jarry and Casperry Cappenan.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
What if Tristan Jarry wins a cup, Dude out of nowhere,
didn't know that was even a Tristan Jarry. What if
he wins a cup with Edmonton? Well, yeah, I'm tapped
out hockey now, Yeah, I tap on when the Penguins lose.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
You know, I guess I'll see it eventually.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Might have a background game on when it's Stanley Cup finals.
But hockey season's over for me. Whoever wins the cup,
good good, you know, good for you, But it's over.
Penguin Season's over. Hockey season's over. Get out of here. Uh,
pirates are not good right now either. They're on a
four game losing streak. But here he comes. Paul Skeen's
pitching for an afternoon game today, twelve thirty five.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Probably plenty of good seats available.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Oh yeah, weekday afternoon games, and yeah, there's probably gonna
be so few people there you'll be able to yell
words and get them on the broadcast. So uh yeah,
but Paul's sk He's pitching this afternoon, twelve thirty five,
start P and C Park. All right, Bob, what do
you want to name the podcast today?

Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
Cheeze Daks where the sun don't shine.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
It's where they went. It's where they went where Gritty
hides them. Who knew that? Man, I didn't know that
information that Gritty hides cheese steak back there? Yeah all right,
uh yeah, sorry, Pittsburgh. It sucks. We thought we were
gonna have maybe Game seven on Saturday, maybe another round
of Penguin playoff fun.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
It's over.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Yeah now to no, I mean we'll get through tomorrow's show.
It's Friday. What do we do next week? Oh jeez, right,
Olivia Rodrigo's coming to town. She's got a couple of
shows she's doing at the Arena end of September. We
will have Olivia Rodrigo tickets your chance to win those tomorrow.

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Be listening around eight am.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Anything else we gotta tell the kids before we get
out here. We're good, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Catch up with Mikey Bob podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
If you missed Eddy of the show for US Rights.
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Kst FM, Pittsburgh