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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, this morning Freak show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hey, listen, I gotta apologize to everybody out there. Okay,
I started the show yesterday with hippo farts and it
was unprofessional. Okay, it was unprofessional. And the only reason
I played hippo farts to start the show yesterday was
because the previous show we started with the clip of

(00:26):
the horse fart.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Okay, that was unprofessional too, well it was.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
But did you see how many people have sent us
the horse farts since then? A lot, It's been a
lot people missing out on the podcast in the show
and you're like, hey, you see this, you see this
horse fart. Listeners know, we like animal farts just like
animal mating noise. You know, we love nature, we love animals.
Is it professional? Well? Educational? I mean yeah, yeah, I'm

(00:54):
gonna say educational. Okay, all right, Well this is a
horse trainer pushing on the stuff of a horse that
obviously had a gas problem. You know, I'm just I'm
just that's the context of the unprofessional. It's unprofessional. I

(01:17):
would almost say more unprofessional is the hippo fart that
we played, just because you know, we followed up the
horse fart yesterday we started the show with the hippo fart,
I mean just for context is just yea, we got

(01:39):
to be better than that. I feel like that one
starts educational and then it goes on for too long.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, it becomes unprofessional.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Okay, all right, so all right, hey, we'll do our
best to be better today. Are you sure? No?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You want to be better to unprofessional? I don't know
if I want to be better. We do our best
to be more professional today.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Do you think I have.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Another animal over here?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Guess what hand? Pick a hand? Do you think anyone
has the animal parts.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Of the right hand? Right hand? Oh? You know, I
pick the right I don't want to start the start
just you picked the right hand, So I gotta do this.
This is what's in the right hand. I'm the greatest? Now?

(02:35):
Why am I laughing? Why am I laughing? And did
I hear you say I'm the greatest? Wait?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Professional, Wait, I'm the greatest. I'm the greatest. I heard
there and I don't know any animals that would pass
gas to declare they're the greatest. Hey. We met up
with one of our listeners in a parking lot yesterday.
I will tell you that coming up next here on
the Kiss Morning Free Show, It's Mikey and Bob Kiss.

(03:10):
You know what we'll do for our listeners. We'll drive
all the way out to the get Go in Cranberry.
That's what we'll do. It's Mikey and Bob the ninety
six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Yesterday, after the show,
we uh, we drove out to the get Go and
Cranberry to meet up with our guy George, who's been
listening to this show for years now.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Right, George works out that way, yes, and.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
George, so then we have another listener who leaves talkback
messages all the time, great friend of the show.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Opel.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yes, Opel got something a gift for George, so Opele
gave it to Austin, said hey, can you get this
to George. Then we got to talk with George. We're like, hey, Ople.
You know, Opel and Opel met George out at Stuff
of Us, our yearly toy drive last year. So we
uh we told George, were like, hey, George, we got
something for you from Ople. Can you meet us. Then

(04:00):
we figured it out and yesterday we met him at
the Get Going Cranberry let's get to George.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
He was going on, Fella George here, Uh catch up
on the Wednesday Mornings podcast.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I just got done meeting with y'all at the.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Get Go and I know y'all were gonna tell her anyways,
but I want to heard her here from my own voice, Opel.
I really appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
That thing is awesome.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
All right, y'all take it easy, oh man.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
And yesterday we're sitting there in the Get Go parking lot.
By the way, I can't tell you what Opal gave George.
It's not anything weird or anything like that. I love
that we got to play secret saying we did we
did right. And then as George is leaving the parking lot,
he gives us all right, I'll take it easy, and
we went knots. We were yelling in the parking lot.
We're like, I'll take it eat. We're friend. They get

(04:51):
going Cranberry just yelling in the parking lot. And then
George left another message here.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Y'all breaking the news that the stick Earths are going
to be playing in Paris before they actually give the
announcement and all that.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, we did talk about that all show yesterday before
the Steelers even officially announced they were going to Paris, and.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Y'all having what seems to be inside information that Aaron
Rodgers is not going to be announcing the schedule makes
me kind of wonder if y'all are going to be
in on it.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Y'all seem like y'all got a whole lot of insider info.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Careful, y'all take it.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Maybe we're just Steelers insiders. George, my gosh, have you
ever considered that? What do you think about that?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
One?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, you think about that. I think maybe me and
Bob leave here and go to practice. Maybe we're Steelers insiders.
We're on McCarthy's stats. Oh my gosh, the secret staff. Oh,
he doesn't. He doesn't talk about it. Off the books. Yeah,
part of Mike McCarthy's off the books stats, doesn't talk
about it. It's a It's a big night for NFL
social media teams, though, because they put out the NFL schedule.

(05:52):
You know, all the international games have already leaked out
and everything. That's why we know Steelers in Paris is happening.
And but eight pm the schedule comes out, and then
every team tries to outdo each other, and it's social
media super Bowl for the NFL teams. And yes, we
do know for a fact that the Steelers video will
not just be Aaron Rodgers reading the list of games. Okay, Now,

(06:18):
they did put out a preview. Did you see the preview? Yeah,
so we can mention the preview because they put out the.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Preview, right, I think we can mention the preview. Yeah, yeah,
it's on their official count.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
It's Billy Gardell, legendary insert right, Yeah, comedian actor, great
Billy Gardell. He's uh, he's dressed like a security guard.
That's all. That's all we'll leave you with right there. Okay,
little nugget right there if you haven't seen on the Steelers'
Instagram yet, But the schedule comes out at eight pm

(06:53):
tonight and then maybe tomorrow on the show, we'll just
read Steelers Facebook comments because they're either going to win
and lose Super Bowl tomorrow. Now, speaking of the Steelers,
the local news had to go out and try to
find some yensers to talk to about. Hey, what do
you think about the Steelers playing a game in Paris?
What about Paris?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
We'll get to that coming up around six twenty five.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
It's Mike, you Bob.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
The Mikey and Bob Podcast.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Uh, kind of cold out today, it's gonna be cloudy,
maybe a shower coming through the area. Highs just in
the mid fifties. We warm up tomorrow though and into
the weekend. So just get through this and we'll be Okay.
It's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Let's
get to another talkback message here, send them through the
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Speaker 6 (07:39):
Okay, if the Steelers in Paris has taught me anything,
we are so unserious as yinser.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Absolutely yea.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Letting the Steelers and go to Paris is like taking
your uncle that used to put the dog shock collar
on him for fun or would like do any bet
or dare for a beer?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
And it's like, okay, we're taking you out to a
cloud five star rush.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
We need to act north.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, it's not gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Uh. And that uncle's trying to figure out how to
get a pathport right now, he's not going to be
able to get away. Previous crimes are not going to
allow him to travel out of the country. Okay, Yeah,
And that uncle is going to Paris. He's gonna have
to be watching on TV. He's not a lot, He's
not a lot of the country why things happened in

(08:28):
the eighties that he's not allowed.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
To talk about.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Katie k set out Chilicosia Delhi into the streets of
Pittsburgh because when some big Steelers gets announced, you got
to talk to the injurys about it on the local news.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Right the street, Steelers are going to Paris.

Speaker 7 (08:44):
So we talked with some fans come out of the
Gateway T station on their way to work this morning,
and I tell you most of them they're pretty excited
about the fact that the Steelers are playing in France
this year.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, let's go to this guy here.

Speaker 8 (08:56):
Let all the people out there, you know, ce or Kane.
You need to see how we get down here in Pittsburgh,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, we get down here in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
I love when we find a user representative to speak
for all of us and it's it's this guy.

Speaker 8 (09:12):
Let all the people out there, you know, see r Kane.
Let all the people out there you see our team.
You need to see how we get down here in Pittsburgh.
You know, what I mean.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
See how we get done here in Pittsburgh. See how
we get don here? Like, okay, are the French people
going to watch his football game? Be like, whoa, That's
how I get That's how Pittsburgh gets done.

Speaker 8 (09:34):
Let all the people out there you know, see r Kane.
You need to see how we get down here in Pittsburgh.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
How would you describe what this guy sort of looks like?
I want to paint the picture of this guy for people.
Can't see if you love firework.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Legal or illegal?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Illegal? Illegal? Oh man, No, Let.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
All the people out there you know see our Kane
did this guy's worries.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
He's drove across state lives before. Probably why you can't
get that passport. I'm not gonna be able to go myself.
I was locked up for a while for a legal fowers.

Speaker 8 (10:12):
And see how we get down here in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
You know what I mean? See how we get down
here in Pittsburgh. You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
I won't be making the flight though, don't have a passboard.
But also if you want some things that go up
in the sky and go boom that the police do
not want you to have.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
I am your guy. All right, A Para day in
May coming up.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
We will tell you what concert tickets you can win
on the station today around eight am and try to
pay your bills your chance at one thousand dollars around
to nine ten.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
It's Mikey and Bob. I'm mikeying moms.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
We don't take ourselves too seriously here at at the
station with our show.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I think you all know that.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Right stream the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or
wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
All the insurs in Paris content will not stop.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
And I love it. We get we gotta do this
for uh, you know, all summer long, right, There's only
gonna be more and more. It's Mikey Bob the ninety
six to one Kiss Morning Free Show with the announcement
that the Steelers are taking on the Saints.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Over in Paris this year.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Uh. Ins or content creators are just knocking it out
of the park.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Here's our buddy again.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Uh, tourists, look up on Instagram our buddy Brandon.

Speaker 9 (11:26):
We just found out yesterday that they're sending de Lures
to Paris, France to play football.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
They don't even have normal football over there.

Speaker 9 (11:35):
Dude, they got the soccer ball they called football. That's
not the same thing, James Harris. You can't hit everybody
on one of them fields.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Number two is true.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
They don't have bald eagles over there.

Speaker 9 (11:46):
Now you got you better get one of them spearit
airline planes off marketplace loaded with freaking eagles. Send it
across the plots. Matter of fact, bald eagles they can
probably fly across there on our ound ned tanks and
gas just upull of salmon they get over there on
her don't never mind. I well, don't you worry about that.
Number three? Uh have you been to France? They don't

(12:08):
like us over there. They're very nice us over there
one time, though, but the ladies are kind of friendly.
The men they're still mad that they lost.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
The war over there.

Speaker 9 (12:18):
And how the heck are we gonna get icy light
over there? I bet they don't even have icy light.
They're probably trying to give us no alcoholic beers over there. Guys,
we got a whole laundry list mileage we get figured
out before we just send it over there. I'm telling you,
if I'm gonna wee wee over there is good because
I drank.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Twenty eight icy light.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh man, let me tell you injurers making wee weed
jokes unstoppable. Hey, b gett figured out?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Getting figured out?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
All right, let's get to uh Johnny Pittsburgh here, he's
got more insurs in Paris.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Content, Timmy, Yeah, listen.

Speaker 9 (12:50):
We're gonna gona take a picture down the afflatwer.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, would you be able to take a picture of
me and my buddy's down at the Eiffel Tier?

Speaker 1 (12:58):
What's that?

Speaker 10 (12:58):
We h?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Us? Oh you mean we we? I mean yes, I'm
not from here. I'm from Pittsburgh.

Speaker 11 (13:05):
I mean yeah, man, I'm not from here, from Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeshually, how about our city?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Tim?

Speaker 7 (13:12):
They got ourn city.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
What's that? You want to go to the Palace over sales?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Oh man, Yeah, what's that? It's for side for sales.

Speaker 9 (13:21):
No, it's like North Sales sales sign they save side.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
After the tailgate.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
I got something down one of those handbag stores. Yeah,
Tina wants one of those Hermis bags.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Nope, what's that Hermes?

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, no, Hermes Hermes with air Mes like his little
sidewalk cafes. It's exactly like the North Side Federal Street
on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Listen, man listener sitting on the north side for content.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Creators knocked it out of the park for the NFL Draft,
and now it's insers in Paris. Content that's gonna be
taking over uh for the next few months until we
get to the game. All Right, we'll do today in
free show history coming up next here on the show. Also, Bob,
they announced yesterday that Love is Blind Season eleven is
going to be set on Netflix in Boston. Okay, Love

(14:09):
is Blind Boston. Yeah, we'll read the Facebook comments on that.
Around eight to fifty five. I'm a Kiss Morning Freak Show.
It's Mikey and Bob. Hey, Mitch Keller kind of fell apart, right, yeah,
it sting. Pirates lose at home to the Rockies last night,

(14:31):
ten to four. Mitch Keller retired the first twelve batters
and then gave up six runs in the fifth inning.
Pirates lose. They are added again this afternoon. It's the
twelve thirty five game against the Rockies.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
But dollar Dog Gay then dollar Dog.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
So just go and make yourself disgustingly sick off dollar
hot dogs at the Pirates game in the middle of
the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
When it's highs in the mid fifties.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
And you know, some scattered showers maybe in the forecast too.
Sounds like a great afternoon down there at the the ballpark.
It's Mikey Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
Free Show. It is right around seven o'clock time for
us to take you back to a moment in the
show that made us laugh, made us smile, and a
state that seems to always make us laugh and smile
is the state of Florida. Florida story has been a

(15:18):
staple of our show for years. Now, what we got
Florida nacho pants. Let's get to this.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Here we go.

Speaker 12 (15:25):
Today to today, down to Florida we go where a
woman was arrested for an attack that involved in nachos.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Nacho that sounds delicious.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Somebody should attack me with nachos. Officers responded to a
home regarding a domestic disturbance. According to the police report,
the incident again when a woman who was on the
phone with a friend heard her wife physically assaulting her.
Upon arrival, officers reported, I'm attacking the suspect, who insisted
that everything was fine and claimed her wife was in
a drunken rage. Officers talked to the victim, who said

(16:09):
that while she was preparing nachos in the kitchen, her
wife made comments about her eating late and her weight.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Wow, you're their partner, you know, like a drunken rage
featuring nachos.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
It leaded to a heated argument, during which the woman
allegedly grabbed a handful of nachos and shoved them down
her wife's pants.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Don't do that. Why are we putting nachoso tuesday? We
didn't need that comment.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Maybe the nachos, the nacho bars around back didn't need
that comment either. You got any more?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Police noted the victim had no don't hit people. Please
know the victim at nacho cheese on her pants?

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Oh no, it showed officers a hole the wall that
happened during the altercation. The nacho instigator denied the allegations,
saying that her wife had thrown the plate to nachos and.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Rolled in them. Okay, it's a weird move.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
I mean, nachos are delicious, though, seems like just all
this just seems like a waste of nachos, right right.
The woman has been charged with battery causing bodily harm
can you imagine going to jail for this?

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Like? What are you in for? I stuffed nachos down
my wife's pants. I nacho tease the cheeks.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Doesn't say if it was front or back where the
nachos were. I think that's a big part of the story.
We need to find out if it was the front
of the pants or the back of the pants.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
No, yeah, we don't All right, you're right, we don't
need to know.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
We're making brown Chiloopas round back Florida, making this show
once again Paraday in May. We'll tell you what concert
tickets you can win today on the station around eight
am here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show, and it's
Mikey Bob.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Let's get test learn something together.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Right now, it's time to find that what the hell
is this training with Mikey and bad all right now?
They were just testing these out in a few markets,
but now they're rolling it out nationwide. Duncan is putting
out the forty eight ounce bucket of liquid.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
It's happening, right, Do you need it?

Speaker 2 (18:36):
What you can get coffee and refreshers Duncan refreshers iced coffee.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Seems like a lot of liquid.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Forty eight ounces will be available nationwide on May twenty second.
It says, we will read the Facebook comments about Duncan
putting out a forty eighth forty eight ounce bucket of
liquid coming up around seven forty here on the Kiss
Morning Freak Show. Also trending, Drake Drake's finally dropping. Drake's

(19:05):
Iceman album comes out tomorrow. Song leaked out. I'm not
sure if this was just a song that was put
out right that's not gonna be on the album, But
Drake dropped a track called one Am in Albany, which
he apparently responds to Kendrick Lamar. He doesn't say his name,

(19:28):
but he talks about an NBA player named Muggsy Bogues,
famous NBA player who was really short. He was like
five foot three and it was amazing that this guy
was in the NBA. Kendrick Lamar is pretty short too.
After all this, Drake, you're gonna make fun of how
tall Kendrick Lamar is that?

Speaker 10 (19:43):
Oh or not?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Just let it go.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
The line apparently says Muggsy Bogues dunked for once. Even
I'm a bit amazed. Someone give the kid a raise,
all right, So that's apparently against Kendrick Lamar. Then he
apparently had words for Lebron James on the Drake song
one of them in Albany. He said, I shouldn't even
be shocked to see you in that arena because you

(20:08):
always made your career off of switching teams up. Please
stop asking what's going on with twenty three and me.
I'm a real beep and he's not. It's in my DNA.
So that's Drake apparently going at Lebron James. And he
also called Jay Cole, who was sort of at the
start of the Kendrick Drake beef, uh you know with

(20:31):
the Big Three, called him a married rapper.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Uh yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Drake, if that that's man, you better not be doing
this going going at Kendrick, Like just just make Drake music,
just like Kendrick said, you know, I was seeing dance
wave your hands and it won't be no threats, just
I went good vibes Drake back right. I don't know
if we get that, but again he might have thought

(21:01):
I needed disc before the album because the disc gets
talked about.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Like right now, you're right, it might not even be
on the album.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
And then the album comes out. Maybe this is sort
of like the headline, Oh it just you know, and
then the album comes out, So yeah, Drake, it looks
like Iceman comes out tomorrow. Also coming out tomorrow, Gracy
Abrams says, a brand new song. We'll be playing it
tonight on the station. What's come out? Eight pm? Gracy
Abrams brand new song and then her album is gonna

(21:30):
be gonna be dropping soon to a brand new song
by Gracy Abrams called hit the Wall. We'll play it
at eight pm and then every other hour Friday for
New Music Friday. Here on ninety six to one. Kiss
all right, we will do a paira day in May.
We'll tell you what concert tickets you can win today
on the station around eight am. Also, Love is Blind

(21:51):
Season eleven has been announced. It is gonna be in Boston.
We will read the Love is Blind Facebook comments about
people reacting to that. Around eight fifty five it's Mikey
and Bob. It's Mike Hey. Todd sent us a message here.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
I'm Mikey and big Bomb.

Speaker 13 (22:09):
You guys should do Inswers in Paradise by song Bomb
from Jimmy Buffett.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
This is Todd from Baldwin Todd. You say by Jimmy Buffett.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, like cheeseburger in Paradise. He wants us to do
insureds in Paradise. Todd, it's got to do with Paris, Todd, Paris, France.
It's not tropical ins He just he's been wanting the
insurers in Paradise. Saw it for a while now, he's
been thinking about it, and he thought with the insurs
in Paris, he had his opening, like, Hey, if somebody's
gonna do it, they're gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Now. We need this Paradise. What's the different Hamburgers, insurers,
all of it in Paradise Paris.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
All right, Todd, appreciate you, but it's Mikey Bob the
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Obviously, we've
been talking a lot since yesterday about the Steelers play
in Paris against the Saints in the upcoming season, and
yesterday on the show, Bob, we were also talking about
how we want to go to Paris never before you
throw your boys out there to do some content, do

(23:12):
some shows from Paris. Right. We're also talking about how
we need a big corporate sponsor for something like that,
because it costs thousands of dollars to send us to
Paris hotel and travel and all that stuff. Do we
even need to do shows? Can we just do content?
I don't think we need to do shows. No, I
don't know. And you know we were thinking of local
companies like Dix and UPMC.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Sure help fund it.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Let's get this talkback message brought to us by the
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Speaker 6 (23:38):
Oh my god, so I'm catching up on Wednesday's podcast. Yeah,
Mikey and Bob go to Paris on Dick.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
I mean if Dick's Sporting Goods wants to sponsor us, Yeah,
then it'll be Mikey and Bob on Dix in Paris.
You know, sounds like it's meant to be. Yeah, we
go to Paris on Dicks, they flop the bill. That'd
be awesome and then you yeah, like, oh.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
My god, I just laughed so loud in my car.

Speaker 14 (24:07):
I had to pose it.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Mikey and Bob go to Paris on Dick.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
I mean Western p a prown That sounds awesome. Mikey
and Bob go to Paris on dis. It just sounds
like that should be what what we do. Right, Let's
get to this song. Our buddy a j from Penelas
County was cooking the first one in Yeah, first, nothing
wrong with being the first one in his first one
in with the Inurs in Paris song. Now he didn't

(24:33):
use like the jay Z and Kanye. He's got his.
He's got his own version here. Yeah in Paris, Mike
and Bob pump him by Dick's Dick. He's going on winning.

Speaker 9 (24:49):
Paris, he joins in.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Okay, wait, hold on, hold, it's it's a lot. It's
a lot.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Ellie and Italy. One of our listeners in Italy is
meeting us in France for a party that's sponsored by
Dan the Okay, happy birthday, bab I don't know if
this needs to be a happy birthday song. Now Bob's
birthday is not today, it's January first.

Speaker 11 (25:29):
Wow, Chaoti, what's happening now right now? Man nor Rock?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
That was a lot. That that was chaotic. That's sorry.
Watching video sounds like nice.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Joh hey, hey j s not here with Injurs in Paris.
We will get to some dunkin Facebook comments after they
have officially announced that forty eight ounce buckets of liquid
would be for sale nationwide later this month.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
We'll do that coming up next in a parade in May.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Find out what concert ticket you can win on the
station around eight am.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Here it's mike ybab Well.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
I didn't expect this. After the Pirates lose ten to
four last night. They have an afternoon game twelve thirty
five today and it's Sugardale dollar Dog afternoon right, so
you can get a hot dog for a dollar, right,
dollar dog days at the Direates game dogs for lunch.
Out of nowhere, it's Yinser Creed guy who wants to

(26:43):
sing about Pirates dollar dog game again. This guy just
calls up and sings songs as Yinser Creed.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
So Dale dollar dog names. Catch a mustard onion dog.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Come on, sugar Baiale dollar dog. Wow, holmanya can womper
in grab pep.

Speaker 10 (27:16):
Man.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
You're the great guy. Wow you you're so good at
this dollar dolls. Oh you're expected for a dollar.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Dog day this afternoon twelve thirty five buckos start. We
have previously talked about this on the show because they
were testing this in a few markets.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
And I mean it looked like a fever dream when
they were testing it.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yes, it's gigantic.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
A forty eight ounce bucket of liquid. This is going
to be a nationwide thing now. Duncan was testing this
out in a few markets, and again we're Americans. Here
here comes for everybody. Bigger, the better. Hell yeah, forty
eight ounces. Oh you know, you get refer pressure, you
can get iced coffee. Forty eight ounce coffee buckets will

(28:06):
be available for a limited time May twenty second, while
supplies last. You can get yourself forty eight ounces of
sweet sweet Dunkin liquid.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
And then we read the Facebook comments.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Beware, we are going to a very deep dark place
on it.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
It's time for ninety six to one kiss Facebook comments.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
A forty eight ounce bucket of Duncan liquid will be
available May twenty second.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Let's read the Facebook comments.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Gail A.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
I can't drink it anymore? Why Gale gives me the splatters?
I think Dunkin change their recipe? Geez, dunk what did
you do?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Recipe?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Give me the splatter?

Speaker 2 (28:48):
What recipe?

Speaker 7 (28:49):
Gail?

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Tommy are here as a trucker. Give me one of
these and the pack. It depends and I'm set for
a trip from Dallas to Denver. Rebecca N. I can't
imagine the caffeine content in a full forty eight ounce
bucket of dunkin coffee. That's a good point. My husband
won't let me get the large anymore because it says

(29:12):
it gives me coffee muscles. Last time I had a large,
I tried to climb my fence to knock down a
bee's nest in the tree. I hit the nest and
then fell on the fence, and my ass ended up
in the hospital and stung and all banged up. All right,
stuff on coffee muscles. Rebecca cannot have the coffee muscles.
She does not need this giant pail of coffee.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Ben h Here. We need those big forty eight ouncers
down here.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
In Florida, Na Bath, Florida. You got enough down there
in Florida. Doreen p. Donkey Donuts. Turns my guts. I'll
end up with gas all day, William T. And we
wonder why other countries.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Think we're morons.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Who else can compete with a forty eight ounce bucket
of duncan? Put a bucket dunking on the list of
reasons why Karen r trying to kill us? The duncan Okay,
the duncan equals devil worship d and d duncan and
the devil.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I will not be participating.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Ind Hey, you want a forty eight ounce bucketing coffee? Nah,
I can't.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
That's the Devil's grew devil.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Juliet s. Here again, we're reading Facebook comments because Duncan's
testing a forty eight ounce bucket drink.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Juliet S, why in the world would you want this?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
I drank a large double shot latte on a road
trip last summer, got out on the turnpike and had
to pull over and crap in the woods.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
And one more heor Joey b.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
As a dude who grew up in the nineties drinking
forties and MD twenty twenty and then lived to tell
the tale of drinking the original four Locos.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
This is light work for us. Brings you a pair
of day Hey, thank.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
You for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now
whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
But if you're listening on our free iHeartRadio app, you
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Speaker 1 (31:16):
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Speaker 2 (31:18):
Previous shows, the latest show, something you want us to
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random places. Yeah, hit that little talkback microphone and you
can send us a message and maybe you'll make the show. Hey,

(31:38):
the Parkway East is going to be an absolute disaster
in early July going to early August. Right, they're putting
in a new bridge. Penn Dot had a public hearing
virtually yesterday to provide details on installing the ninety five

(31:58):
million dollar bridge. Just gonna mention as many, I mean,
that's what it was yesterday. There's like, all right, we
know it's coming. Okay, we're getting out ahead. We're gonna
tell you what's gonna happen. It's gonna be real bad.
Like it's gonna be like plan your detours for an
entire month of your morning commute into the city if
you come in.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Yeah, yeah, way.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
The bridge between Edgeville Edgewood Swiss Vail Exit seventy seven. There,
they're gonna demolish the seventy five year old bridge and
slide the new bridge into place. I mean, not that
that's ever congested area at any point.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Closure starts July tenth.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
New bridge will be open for traffic, hopefully by by
August fourth, So prepare for that dude. I was watching
WTA this morning, right, and they got a countdown clock
like it's the NFL Draft coming back, or they got
a Parkway East Bridge countdown clock and they're like whatever
it is, twenty five days, prepare and it's like, all right,

(32:56):
it's gonna be a mess. I met your people on
that side of the city. If you do have to
go into work, you save your vacation, your summer vacation
for one of those weeks to try to Yeah, probably
that's a good summer vacation time anyway, month of July, right,
So it's gonna be such a disaster though, Yeah, prepare
for that coming to the Parkway East. All right, it's
Mikey about the Kiss Morning Freak Show Paraday in May.
We will tell you what concert tickets you can win

(33:19):
coming up next here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
Right now, though, it's time to check in real quick
with the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account again. As a couple
of people who will listen to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner.
They post on social media. They do a great job.
They have their own website. They sell merch pghdash scanner
dot com. It's time to follend out what is happening
in around our city At Washington, caller says she thinks

(33:42):
her ex, who has a history of breaking in and
adjusting minor things to annoy her, has done it again
by turning her ac on hold on. Her ex breaks
in the house and just moves things around.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Does little things, little things.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Like let's he moving the silverware in the silverware drawings.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
He's like, he's back again. Listen, I'd rather have him
come in the house and punch me in the face.

Speaker 10 (34:04):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
What do you do? I start thinking about ghosts.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
This lady's gotta be thinking about I would if dude,
so he broke into my house and just did little things.
It drive me crazy. I'd rather somebody come in my
house and punch me in the face. He goes home.
They're just a poop in the toilet.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Now see that he's back again, all right?

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Oop ghost. I don't know if we have I don't
know if we have a Mott Washington phantom poopers like ghost.
That's what's happening in and around our saying, come on,
man speak. We're doing a deck dot deck party with

(34:46):
sly decking fence. One listener is gonna win a brand
new deck up to ten thousand dollars, and me and
Bob will come over for a couple hours hang out
with you and the family and your friends and.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Said old deck dot deck party.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Hey we didn't last years all excuse me, geez, it
was a lot of fun last year.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah, it was. I'm excited about doing this. You got
to do is send us.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
A talkback message and uh, you know, tell us why
you want a brand new deck.

Speaker 15 (35:10):
Hey exclamation point, just sending a quick talk back to
enter the deck contest. Would love to have a nice, safe,
secure deck to send our little gremlins. I'm meeting children
out to play and boys, I promise if you come
over for a deck party, my three year old will
make you the best pretend steak you've ever had.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Ohoa, fake steak party. Three year old got all those
little fake little tykes grills out there. Yeah, okay, all.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Right, I love it.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Then I tell you what, man, I love eating fake food.
I'm so good at it, man, Like you're pro Yes.
I think I think it's because I'm not a magician,
but I feel like I have magician hands. Okay, I
feel like i'd be. I'm good with slight hand. You

(36:01):
have magic hands. I think I might because I feel
like whatever I'm interacting with the child, they make me
uh you know, fake food or yeah, a plastic food.
I'm very good.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
At going and then hiding it right right on my side.
He's not a magician, but he has magic hands right
right on my side. So the kids, he's like, whoa,
they just eat the fake steak or the steak as
the kid would call, because they don't know no better.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
You go. I'm telling you, man, I'm good at eating
fake food. All right, Let's get to a Let's get
to another entry here.

Speaker 16 (36:33):
Hey, Mocci and Boccie at your movie bill from Brunswick, Ohio.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
I just love how he doesn't even call us by
our names and then he identifies himself as a movie
a listener to our show.

Speaker 16 (36:44):
Hey, boys, just want a chance to enter in for
the new deck by slide Deck and fed we going
to Ohio. Honestly, if I were to win, I would
pass the love onto my sister Katie and Bethel Parker's
nice be awesome for her and her husband and my
two nephews that have a new deck that overlooks their
backyard for the boys to play whiffle ball, and then
also of course you guys come over and for ut

(37:05):
all the party.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Whoa listen, I want to come over and play wiffleball.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
What a good dude.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Yeah, it's like I just want to do, you know,
deck for his sister. The kids got a deck out there,
and yeah, I love playing whiffleball. Dude. It's been a while, but.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Me and you whiffle ball in the backyard.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
I can't hit the curve though. Man can't hit the curve,
you know.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
That trouble Just gotta be nice whiffle ball because I
can't hit the curve. Dude, you play whiffleball in somebody's backyard,
you're gonna lose the ball though, because you're a big
guy and you can smash baseballs.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
You know.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
I've been knowing to crank balls before. Yeah, we'll be
going in neighbors yards and everything. Mike and bobber in
the neighbor's yards. I'm not much of a fence hopper though,
like they get the ball back. I don't can't believe.

Speaker 11 (37:47):
It or not.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
I'm not much of a fence hopper. If you were
in the movie sand Lot, to go get the ball.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
You would have been last pick. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yeah, it'd be you in the great Hambino standing there
and be like, all right, well who's going next. You'd
both like I don't know if this is right?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Uh, kind of cold out today, it's gonna be cloudy,
maybe a shower coming through the area. Highs just in
the mid fifties. We warm up tomorrow though, and into
the weekend. So just get through this and we'll be Okay.
It's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Let's
get to another talkback message here, send them through the
free iHeartRadio app brought to us by our friends over
at one Team Media.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
Okay, if the Steelers in Paris has taught me anything,
we are so unseerious Asser, absolutely yeah. Letting the Steelers
and to Paris is like taking your uncle that used
to put the dog shock collar on him for fun,
or would like do any bet or dare for a beer?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:38):
And it's like, okay, we're taking you out to a
classy five star rush. Yeah, we need you to act normal.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, it's not gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yeah, And that uncle's trying to figure out how to
get a pathport right now, he's not going to be
able to get crimes are not going to allow him
to travel on the country. Okay, yeah, that uncle and
going to Paris. He's gonna have to be watching on TV.
He's not a lot. He's not a lot of the country.

(39:08):
Things happened in the eighties that he's not allowed to
talk about.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
We got afternoon pirates baseball today.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Also, I got another uh, I got another Eurovision Day
today to watch. It's before the final is on Saturday.
It's the I gotta watch it today three pm. Big
big singing competition overseas love It is this like elimination
round or is it another? Like yeah, yeah, Tuesday was

(39:40):
a round and then they eliminated a couple of countries Tuesday,
and now a whole different group of countries sings today
and then they eliminate some of those countries and then
the winners from the both days singing they compete against
each other in the grand final on Saturday. It's Mikey
A Bob a Kiss Morning Freak Show. Got a Chance
you win a dollars? Want to try to pay your bills?

(40:01):
That'll be coming up around nine to ten here on
the show. Also a pair of Day in May. We
are giving you some of the biggest concert tickets that
are happening this spring and summer and even into the fall.
Joe tickets today, of course, Joe Carrey, Stranger Things. Everybody
loves this dude. July fourteenth at Stay AE. Send us

(40:22):
a talkback message, get yourself entered for Joe tickets. Morning,
Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 17 (40:27):
This is Rachel from Irwin. I just heard the pair
of Day in May for the Joe tickets.

Speaker 9 (40:31):
It's Daje and I absolutely.

Speaker 17 (40:33):
Had to send a message. That is my son's absolute
favorite artist right now. He's ten years old, he's about
to be eleven, and we sang the songs in my
car all of the time. We watch Stranger Things together.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Huge fan.

Speaker 17 (40:49):
He's been talking about wanting to go to his first
concert ever. Hi, this is Katie calling from Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
I'm calling to try to win tickets.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
For my son for djow.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
Birthday is July fourteenth and he turns thirteen.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
I mean, I think when we all saw his name
and it's d j oh, a lot of us went
did Joe, did Joe?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Joe? It's just Joe though, and he.

Speaker 17 (41:18):
Would just be thrilled to go see him.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Matt from Meadowlands, send me to see Joe because when
I'm back in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Oh wait, hold on, but I don't know if we
need song here. I don't know if that inter creed
is he injured?

Speaker 9 (41:34):
Creek Guy giant ahead.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
To wait a minute, hold on j Eaglehead a two
day sale.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
I was in it, mercytile here in cream guy, you're
enter all right? Hi.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
My name is Natalie.

Speaker 10 (41:51):
I'm from Murraysville and I want to go see Joe
because my roommate is obsessed with them. He tried so
hard to get tickets, she couldn't and it would be
the best surprise ever for her.

Speaker 16 (42:05):
Bank Bye Thakus ninety six point one.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
It's Troy listening from Bethel Park. My wife would absolutely
die if she got.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
To see Joe Carey in concert. Please give us a
chance to Wendy's all right.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Send us a talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app
throughout the day today and you could be going to
see Joe. July fourteenth, at Stage A, they announced the
next season of Love Is Blind. Season eleven is going
to be a Boston filmed Do you excite a show.
I'm excited for all Love Is Okay. I just wanted

(42:39):
to make sure you're still in Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Just I wish it was Pittsburgh one year.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Still holding out hope for that, but you know, Boston
might cook. But we will read the Facebook comments about
the next season of Love Is Blind being in Boston
coming up around eight fifty five. Your chance at one
thousand dollars around nine ten, your bills on ninety six
one kiss.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Apparent day in May.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Every day in the month of May, around eight am,
we tell you what concert tickets you can win for
that day, and you send us a talkback message through
the free iHeartRadio app to get entered. Today it's a
big one July fourteenth stage Ae Joe is going to
be playing. Send your talkback messages if you want to
win some tickets.

Speaker 14 (43:21):
Hi, Mike Bob, this is Tasha. I listened to your
radio show going into work. This is my first time
sending a talkback message. But I would love to see
Joe in concert. I love listening to his music. If
you're not a fan, listen to Link and also Charlie's
Garden and Delitia. Those are my favorite songs.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Wow.

Speaker 14 (43:39):
But I would love to win those tickets, and it
would be a dream of mine. Have a great day.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
You've been giving everybody reference I listen to all right.
Keep sending your talkback messages throughout the day. If you
want to go see Joe in July at Stage A. Bob,
I love Love is Blind, man, I love Love is
Blind on Netflix. Usually not a dating show guy, usually
not a reality show guy.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
It's one that hooked you in. Hey, Dan, I got
hooked into Love is Blind.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
They announced, uh, season eleven is going to be in Boston,
and then we read the Facebook comments section dark place
on the Internet. It's time for one kiss, Facebook comments.
I don't know this is gonna be okay, new season
of Love is Blind. Everybody should be excited. Season eleven

(44:25):
of Love is Blind is going to be in Boston.
Let's read some of the Facebook comments. It's gonna premiere.
I guess sometime in fall. Mandy b last few seasons
have sucked. But I got family from Boston, Okay, and
they are ass out crazy, so I will be watching,
all right.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Is that what we're.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Hoping for for this season? Ass out crazy? It's what
you're hoping for in every season of every reality show
nobody wants. Okay, I'm hoping for ass out crazy Alexis
c gonna be another season.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Where everyone knows some one that the other one slept with.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
The Boston dating scene is small and you see the
same cheeseballs at every bar. Christine p on the new
Love is Blind season being filmed with Boston. I've been
watching this show since it begin Love Is Not Blind.
All the guys are moro, all right, all the women
are delusional. Okay, that being said, my ass will be

(45:22):
sitting on the couch watching every minute and even the
damn reunion. You don't feel good about watching, you will
feel good that it's even a show. What you watch,
Joe El, this is actually hilarious. They're gonna need subtitles
for that horrific Boston accent. Yeah, Sierra, Jay ain't gonna

(45:43):
catch me on the show. The way my anxiety is,
I'll pass out somewhere and pee my pants.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
For being nervous. See, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
If you go into one of those pods and Love
is Blind and you're not responding and then they found
the other person finds out that you passed out and
peed your pants, I think that's it, they said, they
said the producers again.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Oh god, oh she did it again.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
She's Jesus, Jessica d I'm from Boston, and I can
assure you this will be a train wreck in the
most entertaining way possible. And one more here again, Facebook
comments on Love is Blind going to Boston for season eleven.
Gonna be hard to beat all those Ohio dingle berries

(46:25):
you put on the show last year. Wait, hold on,
I got one more, one more, one more after dingleberries.
I got one more after Ohio dingle berries.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
No I got I got one more?

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Okay, Victoria h Boston men are dirty dogs. Bet the
guys on this show all got a case of the
rump bumps, the Boston rock bumps.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
You don't want you don't want that, don't want it.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
They're passing her around the pods in there. You ever
watch you want to fishing shows? Yeah? Hell yeah, I've
watched fishing shows.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
You ever see when like the uh, what is it
with the muscles get stuck to the side of the boat.
Yeah yeah, and then they gotta like, you know, whack
them and everything like that.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
That might be what's on the Boston guys Bart.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
It might be like muscles, but instead of like muscles,
it's almost like dingleberries, you know, rump bumps. Yeah, I know.
By the way, I do not know which is worse
given the case of the rump bumps.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Or the crotch.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Crickets, or or the ohio dingle berries, or.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Just a six stick. You don't want a six stick.
I'm excited it'll happen sometime in the fall.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
The Love is Blind and six Stick.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Season eleven is gonna be in Boston.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Your chance to win one thousand dollars Next time Kiss
Morning Free Shows, Mikey bump.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
An extra thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Maybe you can go to the concert that you've been
trying to get tickets for. Maybe you can fill up
your gas tank twice. Your chance to win one thousand dollars.
We try to pay your bills in just a couple
of minutes. Here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show, It's
Mikey and Bob. Let's get to another talkback message brought
to us by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 6 (48:09):
Okay, this is brittany Own in Florida.

Speaker 10 (48:11):
I'm going back to school today, only for.

Speaker 17 (48:14):
Ten days, thankfully, but I'm going back to school from
my maternity leave, and I'm obviously feeling very emotional about that.

Speaker 15 (48:24):
So could I get the laugh.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Track this morning?

Speaker 17 (48:27):
Ally to bring a little sunshine my day and.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
Happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
It's not Bob's birthday, Brittany, thank you, that's New Year's day. Man,
Bring a little funshine, okay?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Aye? And she's she's a little sunshine and out on
leave right and she's going back to school. Yeah, she's
just catching up. She's been out, Mike, Okay, she wants
the laugh track, I'll give her a laugh track here again.
This is like a minute of the best Bob laughs
we've ever had because Bob just has a great laugh.
So anytime somebody needs to pick me up, you can
just request the bobble Ap track in this minute.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
We'll have us all feeling better, all right, What the clown?

(49:27):
Move on? Man, it's happening.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
What my husband Shagar mustards he see.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
I'm sucking down to clay?

Speaker 2 (49:57):
My god, man, you want a painting of a cat
smoking sig? I've been told it's some time.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Oh tomorrow is gonna be a good one, is it?
I don't know? And that's uh, it's a lot of
power in it.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
But joy, Me and Bob were going back and forth
just like, oh, this is the best one right here,
and then the next one would be even better than
that one. No, that's a sports arney is my favorite
laugh though. No, yeah, Rash the crown Clown's my favorite laugh. No,
that was my favorite laugh. So hey, uh break it
down in Florida. We appreciate you listening and have a

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good day going back to work. Right now, it's your
chance to win a thousand dollars trying to pay your bills.
Here we go, Bill.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Kiss Apparent in May.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Today you can us a talkback message try to win
some tickets to go see Joe July fourteenth at Stage A.

Speaker 10 (51:06):
Hi, Mike and Bob, I'm really trying to get these
Joe tickets.

Speaker 13 (51:10):
I love him and I would love to get these tickets.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Hi.

Speaker 8 (51:13):
Hi, Mike.

Speaker 15 (51:14):
Bob's Chelsea from Mount Pleasant and I am hoping to
get Joe tickets today for my daughter.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
She's dying to go to her first concert and absolutely
loves his songs.

Speaker 15 (51:26):
Right, thank you guys and love you bye.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
It's something I discovered this morning. Joe's the first concert guy.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Right.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
It feels like he's He's the Stranger Things guy. So
he's the safe first concert guy too.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Like we watched Stranger Things.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
The only problem is that the ticket is impossible to get, right.
It's a hard under box resale right now, just general
admission at Stage AE to go see Joe. But you're right,
we've gotten a lot of entries that are like twelve
to fifteen year old age range. I wanted to let
my kid go to their first concert. Man, keep sending
your talkback messages throughout the day, try to win some

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some Joe tickets.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
So let's get to another talkback message here.

Speaker 10 (52:06):
My my name is Natalie.

Speaker 18 (52:07):
I'm from Mauriceville, and I think that sending the yinsers
to Paris Idea is insane. I feel like they're gonna
poop in the sense again like they did for the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
All right, listen, we're not responsible for what happened at
those Olympics. They got the send that's the river that
goes through Paris, right, yeah, what listen, we got we
got all the rivers here, right, we got three rivers,
we got bridges. I mean, we aren't pooping out there.
It wasn't our fault that it was poop water For
the Olympics in the Sene. If we got rivers here

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and we aren't pooping in them that.

Speaker 18 (52:41):
Much boycotting us in their city, I feel like there's
gonna be a user walking through the French rivera and
be like ooh aa gap, Yeah, it'll be hilarious.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
They listen. You just walked down the street. Bunch of
croissants and baggots. Man, they got a bunch of baggets
down there, you know, Kirk, Croissan and baggots. It's what
they got, man. Everything's like sweet bread over there. A
pair a day in May. Sending you some of the

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biggest concerts coming to Pittsburgh today.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
It's Joe tickets.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
If you want to go see him July fourteenth, that
stage A send a talkback message through the free iHeartRadio
app and you could try to win some tickets. Let's
get to another talkback message here, brought to us by
the Pavement group.

Speaker 13 (53:28):
High Making Bob. I work from home and my landlord
was in the apartment yesterday showing two people around.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Okay, now again that's you're in an apartment. Yeah, but
the landlord's showing off like your apartment just what it
looks like, right, you're trying to do some work, okay,
all right, And it happened.

Speaker 13 (53:47):
To be at the end of your show while you
were playing the message about Diane talking about odor and sweat,
and the people heard it and you just kind of
stared at each other.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Okay, listen, all right, listen awkward moments listening to our
show when there's other people around who don't get the
Mikey and Bob sort of style of radio on you too,
you hear somebody like Diane that's a it's a gift
right there, to.

Speaker 19 (54:10):
Ryan Seacrest show. To Ryan Seacrest, a lot of women
sweat differently, you have some sweat a lot and have
an odor, really bad odor that we can't control it
with anything.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Nothing.

Speaker 19 (54:25):
We can't control sweating. But you know, a guy under
understand that.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Understand that? All right.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
So Diane's message was playing as her landlord showing off
the apartment that.

Speaker 13 (54:39):
She's in, and then they heard the podcast title about
the insers in Paris at the Mona Lisa, and then
they heard you talking about looking at Dick.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Okay, all right, do they want the apartment or not? Okay?

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, what is it? It's up to
them at this point in Paris. There's nothing else we
can do to close that deal. They are gonna call
it the Moner Lisa. Yeah, yeah, I think it called
them Mona Lisa.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
No, it's Theer Lisa. I Win saw it, Okay, Uh yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Steelers in Paris is just gonna be incredible content and
uh yes we were. Also we're talking about Dix at
the end of the show yesterday. We're talking about Dix
today on the show today, just because we feel like
they might be our in Dick's Sporting Goods Steelers Sports
Paris fund. Our trip seems like the perfect bond, right,

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seems like the perfect.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
We're flying Overseis.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
We're going to watch those Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
We're flying oversees and we're flying thanks to Dick.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Thank you Dix.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Well, not yet, we can't thank them yet. Oh yeah, yeah,
not yet.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Not yeh man, closed deal sponsor our trip out to Paris.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
That'd be a good time, man, be a good time.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Could you imagine going to like a Steelers bar in Paris,
just meeting up with listeners.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Here'd be awesome. I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
If me and you and a bunch of our listeners
need to be in international water, So let us go. Man,
I don't know if we're coming. I'm scared of me
and you going in another country. Man, I feel like
we won't come back. You know, they might capture us
over there. Hey, how you think the French are going
to handle it when we show up in Paris with Diane?

Speaker 1 (56:28):
One two three? Let's go, Oh man, here we go, Steelers.
Here we go, get in the whole country.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Height here, Steelers. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Yeah, with their pots and pans.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Here we go, Stealers. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Oh my gosh, taking you to France all the way,
all the way.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Here we go, Dealers, here we go. Here we go, Stealers.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Here we go, Diane, super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
We're going to the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
All right.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
We're just trying to get Diane through TSA with their
pots and pan.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
They're not even going to allow us in the country.
Let alone go to the steel game, you parad.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Hey, this guy just sent us an entry to win
our Micy and Bob's Deck Dot Deck party with sly
deck and fence.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Let me get to this real quick.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Good morning, Mikey Bob. This is Jake from Lower Burrow.
I wanted to enter in the the Deck Party contest. Okay,
so I got two cats, I got beers, I got
Pokemon cards, I got a black stone.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Wow at more you could ask for Wow.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
I just wanted to put in my submission.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Wow guys, wait Wow Wow, dude Wow Wow, action pack cats,
a blackstone to cook pokey cards. Dude, you told me.
Me and Bob come over. We're ripping packs on a
new deck. Are you kidding me? Well? Backyard Hibachi? Oh
on the Blackstone, litt Jibachi. I don't know where we're
gonna end up and who's gonna end up winning a

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ten thousand dollars deck from Schlye Deck and Fence.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
But we are going to have a good time wherever
we go.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
I'm just making shrimp on the blackstone. I'm flipping it
to the cats. No, you're not, you're loving it. You
can't do that. You can't flip a botch you cats. Yeah,
you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Man. It would be great, though.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Wherever we go, they let you on the grill and
you're just flicking food at people. You know.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
It's gonna be a good time. You can keep.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Entering through the free iHeartRadio app just send us a
talk back message while you want a brand new deck
from slide Deck and fence up to ten thousand dollars
and then whoever wins, Me and Bob are gonna come
over your house hang out with your friends and family
for a couple hours. That's not a threat. It'll be friendly. No,
it sounds like it could be a threat, Like we're
sure we're gonna come over your house. Now everybody thinks
we're wild. And if we just go home and hang out,

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we don't do much, you know, we're just normal dude.
By the time we were done with the deck party
last year at Andrew's house, we're We're part.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Of the family, were cousin.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
I'm pretty sure we could just go back there for
a deck party if we wanted to, you know, could
we could just keep doing these deck contests for years
and years and then just have a bunch of it.
We gotta start throwing pool parties, mano. Well now that
your pool. You know, you haven't had a pool for
a while now because your pool exploded. Yeah, I don't
got a friend with a pool now I'm gonna need that.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Hey, maybe we need a pool company deck deck party. Wait,
do we get to Mike and Bob's pool party.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Watch y'all, let's see Joe tickets today a pair of
day in May.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
You can send talkback messages through.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
The free iHeartRadio app when you're listening to the station,
try to win some Joe tickets throughout the day. Today
also got twelve more chances twenty thousand dollars today as
we continue to try to pay your bills. Your next
chance coming up in about ten minutes during the Ryan
Seacrest Show. The NFL schedule gets released tonight officially at
eight pm. Facebook comments tomorrow. Yes, everybody making their picks. Yeah,

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season's already over for some people. Yes, all right, the
Steelers will win and lose the super Bowl tonight when
the schedule gets released.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Absolutely, But this is more so like a social media thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Every team, you know, whether they use their own in
house people, they hire people from outside. Every team tries
to win the schedule release video on social media. Bail
that ll Billy Gardell and the teeth for the Steeler one.
We did see Billy Gardell as a security guard in
the Steelers video. Obviously Billy Gardell super insert actor, comedian.

(01:00:27):
Uh yeah, so Billy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Gardell's in it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
We know somebody else who's in it. We're not allowed
to talk about it all, but we'll talk about it
on the show tomorrow. It is not Aaron Rodgers though, no, hey,
I might he might be in it, but we don't
know that we were. The person that we know that's
in it is not Aaron Rodgers. Haven't put eyes on
Aaron Rodgers. It's also not Billy Gardell because the Steelers

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have already showed us Billy Gardell.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
We know somebody else is in it. Another friend of
the show. Actually it is a friend of well eight pm.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Steelers will put out their schedule release and we'll read
some Facebook comments on it tomorrow. It's exciting to see
what they do. Though, man, I was I was always
like that. You know it's on today on FX. Welcome
to Wrexham season five. You never got into that show,
did you? I uh, pride watching the first season just
because I was high off of Ted Lasso and I'm

(01:01:25):
just like, yeah, yeah, man, soccer, now jump back in
and then I burn out on it. Dude. They're almost
in the Premier League now. Man, They've been making their
way up. It's great. Season five premieres by the way,
spoiler alert, they ain't making it's the premiere Lee. Oh no,
sorry everybody, I just had don't find the treasure. No,
that's okay, Alry, what do you want to name the
podcast today?

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
There?

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Dollar Dog rump bump. It's Dollar Dog Afternoon at the
Buckos game. Dollar dog rump bumps man rump bump. What
a notification to get on your phone? What a treat
for somebody?

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
That's why we don't name the podcast like the date,
because who cares? We name it something fun. So when
you get that notification, you know fun is on the way.
Dollar dog bump bump, rumps, rump rump mumps.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Yeah, I'm talking too much now, I got Tampa.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
He send us a talkback, say something nice. If you
got something good going on tomorrow? Hey, tomorrow is gonna
be Friday?

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Good vibes?

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Yeah, I like it? All right, that's it for us.
Ryan see Christ shows up right now talking about

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
WKST FM, Pittsburgh ninety six one kiss an iHeartRadio station.