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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, then this morning Freak Show, first one of the season.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I've been hit, I've been.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Marked, You've been marked. Got my first mosquito bite. Oh no, yep,
it's too early for a mosquito, but I feel like,
but they're hot, right, they're.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Out here, they are out there, mosquito got me.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Here, Get you right here, top of my knee. And
you know, Bob, are you at the right way? Short
drub all day?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yeap?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yup?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Right, short, yup, yup?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
And Bob, you've known me basically my entire life since
we were like eight ten years old. Yeah, you don't
just leave things alone. No, man, I got a problem
with mosquito bites. I might be like allergic to them
or something like that. Because I get a mosquito bite,
I will scratch and pick that thing all summer long.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Man, it's a problem right there.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Man, I was just inching it. I'll just inching it
right on the top of my knee, and then all
of a sudden, I was inching it. I'm like, that
doesn't and then I see, oh god, I've been marked.
You know what though, I got one of them suckers
at my house. But I just don't think they work
like they're supposed to, or maybe they just don't work

(01:09):
on me. I'm telling you, man, I got sweet juices. Man,
sucker and.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
One of the mosquito bite suckers we.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Talked about, Dude, we talked about this last summer.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Does that even work? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I tried a couple of times last year. I don't
know if it worked or not. Like I feel like
that's just gonna make it more itchy.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, in Mi, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I ain't a sucker though I've been marked first mosquito bite.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
You want me to come over there?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, man, a little bit, Come on, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Hey, I'm just trying to be a buddy. Man, I'm
trying to heal your pain.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I need a medical professional, Okay, I don't need my
best friend to come over here and help me with my.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Mosquito wife clean.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
We got a lot to do on the show today,
but coming up next we uh, did you see my
mouth's clean?

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Keep it? Like, just keep going.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
We got a package. It feels like there's T shirts
in it. Yeah, these might be the Wiener shirts that
were discussed on the show yesterday.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Because we had no clue. Remember the weenie's here. It
might be I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
We're opening a package that might have something to do
with wieners in it. Coming up next on The Kiss
Morning Freak showed a Bob Kids Bob yesterday on the show,
we got this message from Stacy and Ambridge.

Speaker 6 (02:28):
And it's Stacy from Ambridge. I'm responsible for the package
of Wiener t shirts that Bob got.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Mikey.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
They didn't have any tall sizes, but like, honestly, you're
not the Wiener guy, Bob is. He's mister eighteen feet
of summer sausage during Stuff of Us. He is all
about the Wieners and Gizzie. I hope you love them.
I love you guys.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
All right.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
So that's the message we got yesterday. We were so confused.
We had no.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Package yesterday and she's talking about Wiener shirts and we're like,
what is all right? So we only got a package
in and let me open it up. Here love when
listeners send us things in the mail. All right, it
looks like we got a couple of shirts here. Oh,
these are big shirts here four x all right, we
got some weaner Yeah, this.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Is throw me one throw one.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
All right. This one just says give me glizzies or
give me death.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
My gosh, that one right there, give me.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Glizzies or give me death. And it's just got hotdogs
on the grilling shirts.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Man, dude, alright, let me see this one. This one's
a red shirt. And man, yo, Stacey and Ambridge.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
This one, this one, this one is this one's a
grilling shirt for you, because this is not one you
should be wearing out in bublic. You know, sometimes you
see a weird uncle that has a shirt that you go,
that's kind of funny, but don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
I sure.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
This one's a red shirt and it just has a wiener,
a wiener dicking out of a hot dog bun and
it said it's not a party until the wiener comes out,
and it's like a hot dog sitting straight up in
a bun, like a hot dog was resurrected from the bud.

(04:15):
That's that's a shirt for me to wear it like Walmart,
it's not a party until the wiener comes out under
a Walmart.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Hey, thank you, Stacey.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Listen, whoever wins our schly decking fence deck doc deck party,
I want you to wear.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
That Wiener shirt. To the party.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, Stacy and average, thank you so much for Bob's
new Wiener shirts.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
All right.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Coming up next on the show, Bob, somebody's calling us
the new Dare program for kids in Pittsburgh. We will
explain that, which, by the way, for me, that's a
weird thing to hear because I don't feel like I'm
doing with We'll get to that coming up around six
twenty five. Also, you probably heard yesterday the big Taylor
Swift news. She has a brand new song that's gonna

(04:59):
be out with Story five. It actually comes out this Friday.
We will read Facebook comments about the new Taylor Swift's
toy Story song around seven ten. It's Mikey and Bob kiss.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
I'm Bob cat.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Allergy is kicking your ass today, Bob. Yeah, you've been
like sneezing, sniffling. They got me on the rope blowing
your honker off the air. Man, Hey, I'm honking off. Listen.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
We're still early enough in the show.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
If you got a sneeze or something or blow your nose,
just do it, man.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
It doesn't have to be a whole lot to fly, dude,
it's just our show. We're all friends here.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Nobody cares. We all sneeze.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
You know.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
You sneeze?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
No, okay, okay, I thought you were ramping up for
a sneeze right there. It's Mikey and Bob the ninety
six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Bob, do you
remember the DARE program in school drug abuse Resistance Education?

Speaker 3 (06:00):
I do and don't, but yeah, I know what you're
talking about.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
I'm funny looking back on it when we were growing up,
because they were trying to tell us that we would
destroy our life.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
And tell you they weren't only wrong, it's the opposite.
For some of us. It actually improved our life, didn't.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
H Didn't the story come out that the DAIR program
was really just a way for cops to get like
bonus paid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so we got of it.
We got a message here from Heidi d I'm cracking up.
My son's eleven years old. We listen to your show
every morning during the morning commute, morning commute. He just

(06:36):
realized you guys have a podcast and downloaded the iHeartRadio app.
Oh buddy, He's been riding his bike around the yard
listening to the podcast every evening and even sent you
a talkback message.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
All right, I gotta find if a kid sent us
talk back messenger.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
He asked me why people getnaked in public, and I
explained again to our eleven year old, it's.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Usually related to drugs.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
He said, wow, Oh, I knew drugs were bad, but
didn't know they would make you that crazy. And then
Heidi d calls us the modern day DARE program for real,
for real. I'm telling you, man, I don't know what
the DARE program or what they're trying to teach kids
about drugs in school, But you come to your weird
uncles will tell you everything you need to know about drugs.

(07:20):
I don't want to end up like this guy. Nah,
you know what it down in Florida. All these weird
stories on our show, people getting naked, stuff like that.
Sometimes they just do the hard drugs and they have
no idea what they're doing. You know what, I'll accept it.
Where the new Yeah, I think I think so we're
the new DAAR program who only talks about the hard drugs, though,
because we definitely cannot be the new Dare program for

(07:41):
weed to try.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
To keep the kids off the weed, because the hard
ones are the ones that take your clothes off.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. Weed's not gonna take your
clothes off no cause if it would, Bob would have
seen me naked a few times by now, including on
his back deck this past weekend. All Right, Taylor's has
a new song coming out Friday for Toy Story five.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
That was the big announcement yesterday.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
We will read Facebook comments about that coming up around
seven to ten. Also, our big iHeartRadio Music Festival is
coming back to Vegas. The announcement of who's playing it
this morning around eight am.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
It's Mikey and Bob, the Mikey and Bob Podcast. I
love this city so much. Yep, I love this city
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Speaker 2 (08:27):
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Speaker 3 (08:40):
Thank you, yep.

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Speaker 1 (09:34):
It's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Free Show. Bob,
there's a lot of bad stuff going on in the world,
so every now and then we like to just sprinkle
some nice to start your day.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
It is time to.

Speaker 8 (09:45):
Say something nicer, say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 9 (09:53):
Morning boys, Hoping they're doing well and had a good weekend.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I just wanted to say something nice. Say something nice.
Okay today, say something nice. Say something nice to.

Speaker 9 (10:07):
My amazingly beautiful wife. She celebrated her thirty fifth birthday yesterday.

Speaker 10 (10:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (10:12):
So we had an amazing weekend together and just appreciate
her so much. So I just want to say that
to her, and I hope that she has a great
day today.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
All right, guys, have a good day, beautiful.

Speaker 8 (10:23):
Yeah, say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Now.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Do you remember yesterday on the show Bob, we got
a message from our guy John who lives down in Orlando,
listens on the iHeartRadio app, and he gave us a
health update yesterday. Yeah, dude, I think I think we
heard from John yesterday because of AJ down in Florida too,
who listens to the show.

Speaker 11 (10:45):
Bob breaks the Internet. It's your Panelo's County injury a
j and there is. I'm going to take credit for
John from Orlando. Say something nice. Yeah, say something nice.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (10:57):
I actually saw a TikTok on his for you page
chat he was cancer free, and I left the comment
don't forget to say something nice to Mike and Bob again.
Congratulations John from Orlando and being cancer and being a dad.
Happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Okay, say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
That's not it though.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Everybody's behind John from Orlando who beat cancer and is
a new dad listens to the show.

Speaker 12 (11:25):
Jump from Orlando, Way to Go Yo, Way to Kick Cancers.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Can't say that.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
I'm just gonna stop. I'm gonna stop that message. I
forgot to do the beep, so I just realized it.
So I'm just gonna stop right there.

Speaker 8 (11:48):
Say something dies and say something Hold on, I got.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
One more here.

Speaker 13 (11:52):
Hey guys, your local furry and oh say something nice, say.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Something nice, say something nice, say something nice. I'm glad
I stopped that message. Man, I'm like sweating in here
right now.

Speaker 13 (12:09):
John Buddy, Yeah, my god. Seriously, congratulations cancer, I'm being
cancer free and also being add dude. I am so
excited for you and your family. Seriously us movies here.
We love you.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Bobies.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (12:26):
I always hear from you. Man.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Oh yeah, say something nice, say something nice. All right,
you got something nice to say about someone or something
it's making you happy in your life. Send us a
talk about message through the free iHeartRadio app. We will
get to today in free show history coming up next. Also,
the the House has passed a bill to ban cell

(12:50):
phones from bell to bell in school. We'll get you
the details on that coming up next. Taylor Swift revealed
yesterday she's got a brand new song for Toy Story five.
We'll give you the d tails and read Facebook comments
on that. Around seven ten, It's Mikey and Bob Stairway
to seven continues today start of Steeler's Mandatory Mini Camp.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
This is when it gets real. This is where we
forge there that we take it back.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
We're forging swords TODAYFC North, Yeah, forge.

Speaker 14 (13:28):
The Sword.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Mandatory Mini Camp. I don't even know what that means.
They run some plays and stuff like that. It ain't
too serious, but you gotta be there. It's Mikey Bob
the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free Show. Cell
Phones are gonna be banned from school soon. This looks
like it's a thing that's gonna happen. The Pennsylvania House
pasted a bill yesterday on Monday that would require Pennsylvania

(13:53):
schools the band students' use of cell phones from Bell
to bell.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Governor Shapiro already has.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Expressed support for restricting cell phones in schools some school districts.
School districts across the state have already done some of this,
but a lot of people are saying there needs to
be more of a uniform state wide level policy. So
looks like it might happen here soon as the PA
House passes a bill requiring students to not have their

(14:22):
cell phones from I saw shap here talking about it.
He's like, less screens, the kids need less screens. But
it's just like every kid gets an iPad or a laptop,
and like some schools, right yeah, elementary school, it's like
less what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Less screens unless there's a snow.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Day and then everybody's like I get out and stay
home and get on them screens.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Just be honest.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
You just don't want kids recording the dumb things they
do in school and then it gets on the internet
and it becomes a distracting that way, all right, It
is right around seven o'clock. So let's get to today
in Freak Show history. But Bob, as the school year
is either done or coming to an end soon for
a lot of people, uh, you know, a lot of
teachers have to do an extra day, you know, like

(15:06):
an in service thing. Like kids are done for sure,
the teacher's got to stay around for a little bit.
Let's get this talk back message here. Brobs was by
One Team Media.

Speaker 7 (15:16):
Miking Bob, I have to let you know that.

Speaker 15 (15:20):
We found Okay, I'm a teacher, and we found shiny
red ball shorts in someone's closet.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Okay, very short shiny red shorts.

Speaker 15 (15:31):
And so we went around on the last teacher in
service playing ball shorts, the clean and the dirty version, yes,
and had everybody try on these red ball shorts. It
was hilarious and made our last day epic.

Speaker 16 (15:45):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
All the teachers at their school are trying on a
pair of short shiny red shorts, passed the singing our
and playing our ball shorts song.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
I don't know did they ever find who it fit?

Speaker 17 (15:59):
Is?

Speaker 18 (15:59):
Like?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Who were they? Cinderella type situation here right.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
The Jim Jim teacher come with shiny red ball short
right one day.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Jim teacher goes first, got put those on first? Right,
Jim teacher?

Speaker 15 (16:10):
All right?

Speaker 1 (16:10):
You know what we made this song years and years
ago for the summer time and when it's hot outside
you're playing sports, let's play ball shorts for today.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
In free show history.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Jim.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yeah, bitch, you know what time it is. It's a
nice day. I'm time to leave the pride. I'm a
self ready because I'm playing sports. Cut on my ball
short when the weather's.

Speaker 19 (16:29):
Hot eighty five the green you don't need to cover
on my big white he gotta done a breeze, get
some ton of corn. How did you get in my
ball sorts? Ball short balls and.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
So no timmer ride.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
I even put my own an.

Speaker 19 (16:40):
I'm outside, Yeah, buddy, they say funny time aboutouts and
snip my balls?

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Can you handle that?

Speaker 19 (16:47):
Look at bull stortsen a doc wrap some people, Hey,
they want to know why both stunts showing off on
I in the tiebo in my bolitor polls for day
of the best bunny.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Comes for the best play, It comes forth foot poor don.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Ball shorts got me looking so fresh. Three sixty wind
mail out of you, bitch, mom. Ball shorts give me
super powers. Oh yeah, Harry Bird home run.

Speaker 19 (17:18):
Baby that take a look at me, my ball shoorts,
my contree number one pot player in the ptation.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
My boss snorts a nice nala when the hell's going
on down there?

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Man?

Speaker 3 (17:27):
That gives my frecking boss sorts here n damn, I
I'm do down there and my ball shorts going on.
My fickle here.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Says cut down in my poor polators.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
The best play comes for.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Post, Paddy comes forth, foot.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Taylor Swift, toy story, five song, Facebook comments coming up
in just a minute. Here on the Kiss, morning Freak
shouts Mikey, and by.

Speaker 17 (18:00):
Table is Mikey. I just wanted you to pull out
your phone real quick and look at your calendar. June
second is actually a really important day for your show,
for you and for Bob.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Wait, do you know what times June second? Clue at all?

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I don't feel like did we miss something. I feel
like when somebody says something like that to me, it's like,
what is this?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Like the five year anniversary of the time I poop
my pants on the air or something like that, or like,
what is this?

Speaker 17 (18:26):
So yesterday one of your callers said that it was
Bob's half birthday, but I wanted to be the first
to wish Bob a happy early birthday because we're closer
to the next one than we are the last one.

Speaker 7 (18:38):
Happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
I don't think that's what that was.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
And now I'm gonna put my phone in my calendar away.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
You pulled your phone. I pulled my phone out, and
I'm like, June second, do I have anything in my calendar, just.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Like Manu, everybody Bob's birthdays, New Year's Day. You fell
right in the birthday trap, dude, I'm sick of falling into.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
The birthday trap. It was a big day for us
Swifties yesterday.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
All the clouds on the website, all the posts and
all the clues and Swifties connect. I feel like Swifties.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
It all came together. We were clowning good this time.
Kind of nailed this one right.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Taylor Swift is gonna have a song on the Toy
Story five soundtrack called I Knew It, I Knew You,
which is gonna be coming out on Friday. Taylor said,
I've always dreamed of getting to write for these characters
who have adored since I was a five year old
kid watching the first Toy Story movie. I fell instantly
of love with Toy Story five when I was lucky
enough to see it in its early stages. I wrote

(19:39):
this song as soon as I got home from the screening.
Sometimes you just know right. So it's gonna be inspired
the song by Jesse's ongoing journey in Toy Story five
that began in Toy Story two. It's it looks like
it's Jack antonov Too and Taylor who produced this one.
There's three different Collector's edition CD versions of the song

(20:02):
now available on Taylor Swift's website. So brand new Taylor
Swift song on Toy Story five.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
And then we read the swifty Facebook comments.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
We're going to a very deep dark place. It's time
for ninety six to one kiss Facebook comments.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Some Swifty comments section here after Taylor Swift announces I
knew it.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
I knew you.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
It's gonna be on Toy Story five about Jesse and
Toy Story.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Mariah am here, it's a toy story, baby, just say yes,
all right, that's the Bible.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Hailey es, I knew we were clouded this time, swifties.
Darcy l here, I guess we can take off the.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Cloud nose now since we were right. Yeah, hey, finally
we got all these time. Finally you know, saw the
clouds in the website. Toy Story got it. Uh be here,
you guys, we weren't all crazy this time. It's your Swift.
He's telling everybody, Hey, maybe we're not as greazy we
did it.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Christianel here, she's coming for that, Oscar, I mean, very possible, right.
Taylor Swift does a song for a movie means it's
gonna be eligible for an Oscar, which means she's gonna
be eligible to sing it at the Oscars and show
up to the Oscar. And there's a good chance Toy
Story could be big enough where it makes like a
billion dollars and it's just a gigantic movie. Here.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yeah, Taylor Swift new song Toy Story.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Five Facebook comments here, lily A, I'm crying happy tears
because I get to rub this in my husband's face.
All right, I know, I know the dynamic here that
husband's so beaten down. She's listening Swifty to every theory ever, honey,
connecting all the dots for him, and he's just like this.
None of this ever happens on Instagram today.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Yeah, why, I told you, Yeah, I think it's gonna
be Toy Story. I told you, Sherry.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yes, here wait, three CDs at three ninety nine equals
a total of eleven dollars in ninety seven cents. Okay,
what happened in November of nineteen ninety seven? Did you
get your favorite toy that year for your birthday?

Speaker 18 (22:12):
What?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Maybe a guitar?

Speaker 2 (22:14):
All right?

Speaker 3 (22:14):
God? Hey, oh my god, that's the three Toy Story CDs,
The Price of Been eleven.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, wait a minute, what happened in November of nineteen
ninety seven Naughty a p and the Taylor Swift toy
Story Facebook comments looking.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Forward to hearing it in Millennial Crying? Why doing so?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
I'm telling you, man, Millennial crying is the real thing.
Millennial crying is the real thing.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Like we got with our field parents and stuff like that.
We gotta deal with kids that don't care. We're just
in the middle of it, just crying about everything.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Uh, jose c here, honey, Yes, I'm gonna be there
opening night crying. Good baby, into my popcorn, Caroline. Are
so many fives?

Speaker 2 (22:56):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (22:59):
So many five? Five? Five Toy Story five?

Speaker 20 (23:02):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
It all every graphic they put out it five? Yeah, Okay,
she did say she was a five year old kid
watching the first Toy Story.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Hey what does that mean?

Speaker 7 (23:09):
Well?

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Track five on Taylor's albums are usually crushers.

Speaker 18 (23:13):
So.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Carly E, hear me out? Five fives in the caption,
three fives in the photos. That's eight five eight plus
five h huh two God? Taylor r clown makeup back
on Sarah McLaughlin was Jesse's singing voice and Toy Story

(23:36):
two is Taylor Swift her singing voice this time too.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Swift, Finity and Beyond.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
And one one more.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Here Taylor Swift Toy Story Facebook comments Lee w would
he take me somewhere we can be alone. I'll be waiting.
All this that have to do is you be the pintent,
be the princess. It's a toy story, baby, Just say yes.

Speaker 7 (24:08):
Kiss.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Giving away Morgan Walling tickets leading up to the show
Friday and Saturday night. It's gonna be a big weekend
at Actressure. All you got to do is send us
a talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Get you some Morgan Walling tickets. Let's get to this entry.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Hi, Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 11 (24:24):
Hi, not only do I have Santamu boots, but I
also have some cobwebs because that's how long.

Speaker 14 (24:29):
It's been since I've been able to go to a concert.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
I would really appreciate those tickets to Morgan Wall.

Speaker 11 (24:35):
And this is Jennifer from Rutgers.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
I was a little nervous when she said, not only
do I have sand in my boots?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I was about to say, is there where else is
there saying and can we say this on the radio?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
All right?

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Just keep entering through the free iHeartRadio app for Morgan
Walling tickets, you can also enter on our station Instagram
nine to six to one Kiss PGH. Also coming up
at eight am this morning the announcement of who is
playing our iHeartRadio Music Festival in September out in Vegas.
We will get to that around eight am here on

(25:08):
the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Right now, it's time to
go down to Florida.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Man.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Florida stories have just been a thing on our show
for years and years and years. There's always people out
of getting naked, getting arrested, doing hard drugs. It's all
these weird things happening down the state of Florida.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
It's time for another Florida store here you get. I'll
tention to all the listeners of the Freak Show. It's
time to double to the Sunshine State. Yes, it happened
to that. It's another Florida story.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
So let me explain what happens down in Florida. In
Polk County. They have their sheriff down there, Grady Judd,
who posts about things that happen in Florida on the
sheriff Facebook page. Right, he does like recap. He does
like his own Florida stories down there.

Speaker 10 (25:53):
This is Erica Mayor. She's thirty four. She's from Palm Meadowkay.
She was down in Lakewood Ranches drinking, and she said
she took a wrong turn. But she wasn't drunk. She
hadn't had anything to drink since yesterday. She was smashed. Okay,
she was drunk. Capital D r U M K wrecked

(26:14):
your car?

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Oh man, all right, so this lady's out there drinking
and drunk Capital D. I mean he's spelled it all.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
You know.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
It's serious. When the share of spells d are you
and K? Cassuley D in Florida?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Capital D in Florida, your capital deep? Drunk in Florida?
That ain't good place to.

Speaker 10 (26:32):
Be, she said it, But I haven't been drinking.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
She still denies that she was drinking, even though he
said capital D Are you and K drunk?

Speaker 10 (26:40):
Then we asked her, will would you take the standard
sobriety test.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Let's see if you're not drinking.

Speaker 10 (26:46):
Oh no, I saw online. That's not good to take
those ah my rights?

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Oh cool, we have an idiot on our hands. So
she refused, Yeah, well there you go.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Well they're like all the goals.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
She knows her rights. I guess we'll be on our way.
You see it on Facebook, all right, that's where the
law is.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
So we arrest her.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
All right, So she gets arrested for drinking and driving,
and you listen, we haven't hit the Florida story part
of it yet, but we're about to here again. This
is the sheriff down there in Polk County on Facebook
telling everybody about the drunk lady they arrested.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
We were inventory in her card there. What they find?

Speaker 10 (27:22):
Fireball and she had empty fireball bottles in her pants?

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Did he have a fireball button? Dude? Ready to go?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
I think because he's down in Florida. When you say fireball,
pitbull just happens, dude, I love. He sets down on
the table and it's just like fireball. We searched your vehicle.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
What we find wicker there? Look over there?

Speaker 10 (27:49):
Fireball and she had anti firemall bottles in her pants.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
She had fire ball bottles in her pants.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
And then we just get fireball underwear full of fireball bottles.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
How I'm drinking all the ball.

Speaker 10 (28:11):
Bottles in her pants?

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Fireball.

Speaker 10 (28:15):
He wasn't drinking though, I had no idea where she was.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, it is Florida making the show once again. We're
going back to the island. Baby Love Island Season eight
premieres tonight on USA and Peacock. It's Mikey Ababa Kiss
Morning Freak Show. Also got Game one of the Stanley
Cup Final on tonight.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Wow, who's playing hockey? Vegas and Carolina?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Whatever?

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Bucco's in Houston taking on the Astros tonight. Let's get
to this talkback message.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
You can send them through the free iHeartRadio appron to
us by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 18 (28:48):
A Mikey and Bob Duck formerly in DC. You want
to give a quick shot to my dog, Dexter. Yeah,
his first birthday aka the Bay Harbor.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Pupper Bay Harbor Pupper Dexter having his first.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Doggy berth.

Speaker 18 (29:01):
Playtime toys.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Nice.

Speaker 18 (29:03):
And it is really crazy though that he shares the
same birthday with Bob. It's almost like their birthday twin
birthday Bob.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Bob's birthday is New Year's Day, everybody. I'm completely serious
about that. Tuesday is Bob's birthday. It's not today. Speaking
of pets, though, I sent you Large March Dog, right,
you did, Large March Dog on TikTok. I did not
know about this dog until yesterday. And my algorithm is

(29:35):
just feeding me pets large March all over the place,
animals just like, Hey, this guy would probably like a
big dog song. Right, So, this guy's dog's name is
large March and the TikTok to count as large March dog.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
I don't know what breedy dog it is, but it
is a big bear looking dog.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
It's a white dog, nice looking dog, but big dogs
kind of scare me a little bit.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
But this guy, Large March the dog his March would
never hurt you.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Be he's laying down, getting sleepy, about to take a nap,
Large March living its best life. Uh huh. Now we
know pet songs are a thing on our show. We
always love when people share their pet songs. We've shared
our pet songs before.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
This Sleepy in here. Yeah, oh so sleepy, so sleepy March.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
There are so many new fans of yours that don't
know that you have your own flume song. Okay, Large
Marge Dog on TikTok March March.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
She's in charge. She's in charge, and her name is March.
March March. She's so large, She's so large, she's like
a bar oh man, Large March, the barge. March March
needs to recharge. Take a nap, better recharge Marge. Oh wow,
March March. She's so large, she's so large, and her

(30:52):
name is Mar. What a song? Oh my goodness, this
so sleepy bear can't even stay awake for her own jingle.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Cheese that is I mean, hey man, nice job, Large
March dog on TikTok. Large March had the perfect reaction
to It's just like she didn't even move, barely opened
her eyes. Again, you're the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
You're singing this to me again, Hey, Bud, I don't
think she likes a song? All right?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Hey, you want to stick around? Coming up next around
eight am, Our iHeartRadio Music Festival is heading out to
Vegas in September. The lineup announcement. I gotta be honest
with me and Bob ar know what. It is. Pretty
big lineup we got here for iHeartRadio Music Festival.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Get to that around eight am.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Your chance to win twenty five hundred dollars around eight ten,
and we also have your whiz Khalifa MGK tickets for
next Wednesday around eight thirty.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
From Mikey and Bob Podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
There's book Smarts, there's like street Smarts. So there's a
completely different kind of thing that we teach people here.
Somehow a degree in Mikey and Bob Smarts will get
you a job nowhere, no screen.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
The Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you
get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Our iHeartRadio Music Festival twenty twenty six in September out
in Vegas. In just a couple of minutes, the announcement
of who is playing this year. It's gonna be a
big year for our iHeartRadio Music Festival. We'll have that
announcement coming up. Just a couple of minutes here on
the Kiss Morning Free Show, and it's Mikey and Bob.
Let's get to another talkback message here, send them through
the free iHeartRadio app. Talkback messages on our show brought

(32:30):
to us by our friends over at one Team Media.

Speaker 16 (32:32):
Say there making bomb, having a good morning.

Speaker 21 (32:34):
I just wanted to share my story from over the
weekend that I was with my boyfriend in the car
and naturally, my phone connected to the.

Speaker 17 (32:44):
Bluetooth before his did.

Speaker 16 (32:46):
Oh boy, and the last thing I was listening to
was off Campus Houchi Coucci.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Oh no, she so.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
She's in the car with her boyfriend, her bluetooth connects
before his dies.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
It goes to our podcast and it just so happens
to be the off Campus Hooci Coucy episode.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
So that shows up on the screen.

Speaker 16 (33:07):
Then, and he looked at it and it was like,
I think you have some explaining to do.

Speaker 11 (33:13):
So then I had to go and try to explain
your show, which was.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Kind of hard to do to someone who's never heard
of you before.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
I don't know how you would explain our show.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
I guess just like it's just hanging out with best friends,
because that's what me and Bob r in real life,
and just talking about, you know, weird things.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
In Pittsburgh stuff.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
I also imagine, if you're not familiar with our show,
if she listens to podcast obviously from somebolace else like
hopping in the car with her boyfriend, he would have
a question of like, what does off campus Houci Couci media?

Speaker 3 (33:44):
What are you doing here?

Speaker 2 (33:45):
What are you listening?

Speaker 3 (33:45):
What is this two in the car while I'm not here,
you know, like, is this like a.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Self care Houcci Couci podcast or something like that, Like, hey,
it's what kind of adult things are you listening to? Huh, hey,
it's your weird ship un here to tell you about care.
All right, all right, birthday Bob.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Bob's birthday is New Year's Day.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Tell your boyfriend we said hey, and if he needs
any Hucci Koki tips, we can be his guys.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
I don't know if we can be his guys.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
I always suggest to people, don't start with the podcast
if you're trying to get somebody exposed to our show
or be like, hey, listen, these guys just put me
in a good mood any morning.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Start with like our instagramg that's.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Gonna give you quicker clips to the show that we've
already edited and we've already put the right pup approval on.
I think that's the best way to find, uh, you know,
to find clips of our show to send to people
is you know, probably from our Instagram account. All right,
here is the Big Enough it is back again this
year our Big iHeartRadio Music Festival. Do you remember one

(35:05):
year they trusted us to make the announcement who was
playing the iHeartRadio Music Festival, and then we completely botched it.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yeah, they didn't ask us after that.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
No, It's sort of like, you know, maybe you're married
and your husband is You're like, hey, you never cook
for me, and then he tries to cook one time
and it's so bad that you're like, all right, this.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Is why you don't cook. Then, right, this is why
me and Bob aren't allowed to do the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Music Festival announcements anymore, because about eight years ago we
screwed one up pretty bad and haven't been asked to
do it again.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
But man, we got stack line up the line. There
we go.

Speaker 10 (35:42):
Our twenty twenty six iHeartRadio Music.

Speaker 14 (35:44):
Festival, presented by Capitol.

Speaker 10 (35:46):
One, is returning to Las Vegas.

Speaker 14 (35:49):
September eighteenth and nineteenth. Atem O Blarina, a.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Weekend full of superstar performances.

Speaker 14 (35:54):
Jami Live on Disney Plusan You Lou.

Speaker 18 (35:56):
Now, here's your Canton Miss line up, BTS, Benzi, Goon, Cardi, b.

Speaker 22 (36:06):
Dozo Dolls, Kenny Jesney, will Rady Wilson, I Got Major,
Laser Leez Sneep Dog, Lady Leither'.

Speaker 14 (36:21):
Sorry Marson and more.

Speaker 10 (36:23):
Tickets go on sale Friday, June twelfth at two K
in Eastern eleven AM Pacific Food.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
You could win twenty five hundred dollars in just a
couple of minutes. It is part of our two hundred
and fifty k USA Giveaway celebrate In America's two hundred
and fiftieth anniversary. Your chance at twenty five hundred dollars
in just a moment here on the Kiss Morning Free Show.
It is Mikey and Bob This Saturday, we got the
Walk for Children to benefit the kids and the families

(36:52):
that use Children's Hospital near and dear to me and
Bob's heart.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
We've hosted the Walk for Children's every year that they've
been doing it.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
It is this Saturday, Flagstaff Hill Shenley Park there right
across from Phipps. It's such a good time. And Bob
the update. They've already raised over a million dollars. Yeah,
we're days away and it's already over. That's hey, that's
raised a million dollars for Children's Hospital before the event
he gets started.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
That's awesome. And over thirty three hundred walkers already.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
We'll see all you Saturday Morning out at Shenley Park
for the Walk for Children's. You can donate at Walk
for Children's dot com.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
All right, let's get some of this.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Together right now, it's time to find that what the
hell is this rating with Mikey and bad. Yeah, Taylor
Swift's coming back Toy Story five. She announced yesterday along
with Pixar that she's doing a song on Toy Story
five soundtrack called I Knew It, I Knew You, which
we will get to hear this Friday. And then of
course they got different versions and things that you can

(37:53):
buy on her website, and yeah, it's gonna be a
big thing.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Everybody that connected all the dots, you're right this time. Yeah,
it was Toy Story all he did it.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
She had the clouds on her website and every goes, hey,
this look like Toy Story clouds. And then I wonder
if she was angry when the Toy Story like the
clouds went up on the website and everybody's like Toy
Story and she's like, oh man.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
They got it too fast.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Yeah maybe yeah, But then I go online and I
see a picture of her with like a purse four
years ago that had Toy Story clouds and I'm like,
wait a minute, did wait that? Did she know someth
doing she's been playing in this Maybe Drake is still
number one on the Billboard Hot one hundred chart. Janis
stfu second week at number one on the chart. It's

(38:33):
his fourteenth career number one, but his first song that's
been number one for more than one week this this decade.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
So yeah, Drake is doing good with that song.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Charlie XCX yesterday released the title of her new album, Music,
Fashion and Film. That's gonna be released at July twenty fourth.
Charlie XCX great man.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
You know.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
The cover of it featured a black and white photo
of John Cole, Mark Jacobs, and Martin Scorsese to represent
the music, Fashion and Film. So that'll be out on
July twenty fourth. There was some big NFL stuff that
was trending yesterday, and I think it's.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Man Brown, like Poll Brown.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
See. I think everybody is saying, ha ha, Cleveland Browns,
you stink.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
I'm a little scared of this, dude.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
I think the.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Browns might have made a good trade here, the same
the same crap that the Browns have done for the
past twenty years as to lie because the Browns have
never had a player like Miles Garrett in the last
twenty years. This is uncharted territory. The Miles Garrett guy,
the big monster that plays for Cleveland Browns. Right, that's
always like going up against TJ. Watford. Defensive Player of

(39:46):
the Year. He won it last year.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
They just shipped them all.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
He got traded to the Los Angeles Rams. Now the
Rams are closer than a Super Bowl than the Browns are.
But the reason I don't like this is because the
Browns got back guy who was the defensive Rookie of
the Year in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
They got a first round.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Pick, they got a second round pick, they got a
third round pick.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
I gotta be honest, man, Miles Garrett ain't gonna be
able to do this forever. They're the Browns, dude, They'll
be able to do this forever.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
And then the Philadelphia Eagles traded wide receiver AJ Brown
to the New England Patriots. That's official now getting the
reunion with coach Mike Vrabel there, So there are some
big trades yesterday. Rable's still coaching out there.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Yeah huh. That whole Diana c anything just sort of
went away and They're like, all right.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, wonder if it would have been different, maybe his
skin was a different color, maneye.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
We'll see, we'll see.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
And then Steelers of course, mandatory mini camp starts today
for the Steelers.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
All right, coming up around eight thirty.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
We got your chance to go see Whiz Khalifa MGK
on at Star Lake next week right now though, it
is your chance to try to win twenty five hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Good luck, six sy What happened to Cam Hayward this morning?
Had a blowout already? Man, he had a flat tire. Yeah,
tire blew out on him. He's like posted on like
Instagram off on the side of the road. He was
on the side of the road. How many of you
passed Cam Hayward this morning? Huh dude?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
I wonder if somebody stopped and was like, hey, well
you need Oh my god, it's Cam Hayward.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
You know where he was?

Speaker 20 (41:24):
Right?

Speaker 9 (41:24):
Is he?

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Is he good?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Now?

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Does he need us to send somebody?

Speaker 1 (41:27):
He followed up with the post like a little bit
later a couple minutes ago with Triple.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
A coming through. So Triple A come through in the clut.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Out there helping Cam. Hey me should have called though.
You should have called man, he could have got somebody
funk call out there? How many insurs passed him? Just
you know, you don't stop for somebody could have been
Cam Hayward. You could save the day. Did I change
that tire? If they couldn't know, they're gonna I ride
you down the camp. But come on, it's Mikey about
the Kiss Morning Freaks show. Your chance to go see

(41:56):
whiz Khalifa MGK next week. Got at Starlight coming up
in just couple minutes.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Here, Bob.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Earlier in the show, we were reading a message from
a mom of an eleven year old son, Heidi d
who said, you know, we listened to the show in
the morning, but he just realized you guys have a
podcast downloaded the iHeartRadio app. He's been riding his bike
around the yard listening to the podcast all evening and
even sent you a talkback message. I think I found

(42:23):
his talkback message here. Yeah, because this is definitely a kid.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
I Mikey in, Bob.

Speaker 16 (42:27):
My name is Euli, and I listened to you every
morning with my mom on my way to school.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Okay, I think this is the kid we've been looking for.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Here, I think is eli here.

Speaker 16 (42:36):
I went fishing today and used earthworms for baits. I
know you guys love animal facts and Bob likes to fish.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Yes, Bob do like that. We do like animal facts here.

Speaker 11 (42:46):
You guys know the earthworms in her area way eggs
and live for about one year.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Had no clue.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Do you know that laggs and only lived like one
I had no clue how worms work? All right, you
catch anything? Well, guy, you need to follow up. If
you call anything out there are waiting to hear out there,
cast your warm out you catch anything.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
By the way, speaking of animals, let's get to this
message talkback messages brought to us by the Pavement group.

Speaker 16 (43:12):
Boy, my algorithm is a mess, but it's also wonderful.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Yeah, that's You're welcome. If you listen so long enough,
you're gonna have a good algorithm.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
And I blame you guys, well, thank us, don't blame us,
thank us.

Speaker 16 (43:26):
Mashed potato reveoli. Lady here, I now get weird freaking
animal facts just showing up on my timeline. And Bob,
I'm gonna need you to verify that ducks have corkscrew
penises like a ca atoppy noodle. What what is going on?

Speaker 10 (43:44):
What? I?

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Wow, don't even need Bob to look that up. I
don't even need to google that one. We can both
tell you absolutely correct. Yep.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Ye, Buck's got corkscrew looking penises. You can look it
up if you want to. If you're at work and
you don't feel comfortable looking it up, we already told
you it is wild. Hey, learning at any age is
a gift. It is.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
If we brought that onto your algorithm, onto your timeline,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
We got somewhat of an educational show here, even if
we're just educating you on duck pins.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Hopefully you're appreciating it.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Whis Kalif and MGK next Wednesday on at Starlake. Here's
your chance at tickets, giving away some whizz MGK tickets
for next Wednesday. Gonna be a big show out at Starlak.
Mikey and Bob, Hello, good morning.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Who's this is? Carrie? You are Color nine. You're going
to see Wizard MGK. Shut up, no way, Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
They're gonna be on at star Lake. We got you tickets,
all right, Okay, what I have to do just hold
on one second. We'll get you all the details, all right,
Thank you, your tickets see wizd MGK. All this week
around eight thirty on the Kiss Morning Freak Show, it
is Mikey and Bob. Bob, it is time to check
in with the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account again. The Pittsburgh

(45:04):
Police Scanner just a couple of people who listen all
day to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner and then they post
on social media about what is happening in.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
And around our city.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
We start hear in Homewood callers said that there is
an abnormal number of pimps and they're hoes who have
entered into an abandoned building. Oh wow, pimps and hose
now listen like a gathering. I wonder if there is
like a yearly meeting.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Of pimps and hose as some type of convention that
we don't know about. Could be it like talking about
different methods, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Prices to get more, Yeah, distribution, guess all of it, man.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
At some point, Pimpson Hose con this needs to be
talked about, right.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
You gotta share information with the other people in your industry,
marketing and whatnot. All of it, man, all right, So
somebody called the cops because it appeared there was gather
your pimps and and hosts an abandoned building pimp and
Hole convention in Homewood.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Also happening in and around our city.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Brighton Heights, California have Collar reports in a nearby daycare
has the street blocked off and the children are outside
enjoying the beautiful morning as.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
They play in the collar. Doesn't like it, all right?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
You just stay in your house. Then, you're not a
lot outside. Everybody else is a lot outside. You're not.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
You're in your house. Let those kids play.

Speaker 10 (46:34):
Damn it.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
The sound of let the kids run the streets, laughter
and play made you call the cops.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
It's nice out. It's like summertime. You fun sponge, you
you're in the house. I have never heard someone be
called a fun SpongeBoy to.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Pull it out.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I came on to it and I had to pull
it out. That mean they like suck the fun out?
Yeah fun, Yeah, you jerk, leave the kids alone. Nice out.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
See.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
I feel like if I was a fun sponge, I
would suck the fun from everyone and keep it for myself.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
I'd be mister fun, you know. Also happening in around
our city.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Southside, Okay, Ninth Street, Okay, color reports are your southside
that two dudes, two dudes are having a broom fight
in the street like swords, lightsabers, I guess the bad
what what end of the broom are you using?

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Are you using the brooman? Are using right handle?

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Russia?

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Maybe flipping use both. It's more of like a jousting
thing that could. Yeah, yeah, you're trying to like maybe
they're like, you know, in the street, getting whipped in
the face with the broom, Like the broom end of
it wouldn't feel great.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Yeah, maybe they were just excited though Bucco swept over
the weekend.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Maybe the brooms were rotten, and so you're just like, hey,
we did briming off over here on the only it's
just gonna be premium off on the summer side. And
then we had a fight with brooms two dudes in
a south side. That's what's happening in and around our city,
all right. Your chance to win a thousand dollars gift

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card in a full trip to Vegas for our just
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Speaker 3 (48:58):
Let's get to this.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Entry here on the Kiss Morning Free Show. It's Mikey
and Bob.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
I would love to win the tickets because me and
my wife just had our four year anniversary and I'd love.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
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Oh man, this is Nick listening out of town.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Nick gotta burget's time, all right, Hindne Morgan Wall in time,
all right, So keep entering for Morgan Walling tickets here
on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Now, Bob, there is
a wonderful man named Brandon. Right, He's gotten a count
on Instagram called tourists look up. Yeah, this guy has

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been on an absolute heater on the Pittsburgh Internet lately.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
It seems like every.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Video he puts out just makes me laugh, makes me smile.
He's got some powers. He also has a beautiful mustache.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
This guy he does.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
The video that we were playing yesterday on the show
was just about how all of us insers were absolutely
unhinged when the weather gets warm like this.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Let's tell you is what my.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
Favorite part of the summer and the weather getting nice
at Pittsburgh down is how absolutely freaking fairal everybody gets
here whenever it gets in these.

Speaker 12 (50:09):
Seventy degrees and the sun comes out. Everybody's been cooped
up for the last like six months. We've had the ice,
we've had the snow. Then it gets a little nice.
Kind of geeks you out a little bit, Dad, he
starts raining for like two months. It actually seems like
it's getting nice here now.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
It's ever seen the videos.

Speaker 12 (50:28):
Where they let the cows out of the barn for
the first time in six months us and they're bucking
like brocas and doing summer salts and backhand brings in
a field. For us, that's how the freaking Pittsburger's get
It's like giving a black and gold cat some sunshine
catnip out.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Sunshine catnip is what we're dealing with right now.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
It's another nice day today, kind of sunny with highs
in the mid seventies. But hold on, let me get
to this talkback message here again. That's our buddy branding tourists.
Look up on Instagram. He has an incredible mustache. He's
got like handlebars. Yeah, it's nice.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Hey, chronic and crumble cookie. Who's who's who's?

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Never mind? Never mind?

Speaker 20 (51:12):
I was watching TikTok last night at work and that
buddy of ours tourists look up. Yeah, he's got a
mean handlebar mustache going on. He might be trying to
give Bob a run for his money for best mustache
in the berg. Therefore, I don't know, but uh, thanks
for everything you do, boys, and have a good day.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Hey. I love that he's just at work, just admiring mustaches. Hey,
you're gonna get some work done today.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
I'm not looking at mustache talk to you know, I'm
just doing a little bit. I'm doing stuff, Okay, Hey,
you and tourists, look up, Brandon. You guys got you guys,
got beautiful mustache, Elite Mustache. Our iHeart Radio Music Festival
just announced this morning. It's gonna be in September. It's
Tmobile Arena in Vegas. You'll be able to watch it

(52:01):
on Disney Plus and Hulu. It's BTS, Benson Boone, Cardi,
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Speaker 3 (52:14):
And Uh Don't Want the World to See Me.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Google Dolls are playing at the iHeartRadio Music Festival too.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
To day understand.

Speaker 8 (52:28):
And everything to be broken Hot is punching.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Goo gooleles have a little bit of a little bit
of a resurgence, right, Yeah, that's the Irish song and
song pomped back right.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Yeah, whole new generation is just like, hey, not bad
Google dolls.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Right, there's so many parents or whatever probably he kids
getting into Googo dolls with Gigy dolls cut. So we
got your kids to win a thousand dollars gift card
in a full trip to Vegas for our iHeartRadio Music
Festival in just a couple of minutes. Here on the
Kiss Morning Free Show, it is Mikey and Bob. Let's
get to this talkback message.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Hello, this is Jess not from Hawaii.

Speaker 21 (53:12):
Okay, First, I want to point out that Bob's half
birthday is actually July first, because six months from January
versus July first, which means techonically, it's still his regular birthday.

Speaker 16 (53:23):
So happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
See, don't want to do this.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
It's Bob's birthdays January first, it's New Year's Day? What
when's the halfway point? Was it June first? It's July first?
How do calendars work? I don't know, but I know, Hey,
why worry about a halfway point when you can just
celebrate it?

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (53:42):
New Year's Day.

Speaker 16 (53:44):
Second, Mikey, I know people love to call you yinster Domis.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Yeah. I've been called yinster Domis a few times on
the show because I've predicted weird things. I don't know
if I got pars or not.

Speaker 21 (53:55):
Well, whenever I get caught up on the regular podcast
that you're on, yeah, I'll listen.

Speaker 16 (54:01):
To the order podcast.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Nice. Thanks.

Speaker 21 (54:04):
So I was listening to one from October twenty twenty
one called.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Okay, hold on, You're going all the way back to
twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
One I can't. I can't be responsible for what we
were saying in twenty twenty one.

Speaker 21 (54:16):
Aaron Rodgers Skittles Party.

Speaker 7 (54:18):
I don't know if you know where this is going.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
I do not remember a podcast in twenty twenty one
called Aaron Rodgers Skittle's Party.

Speaker 21 (54:26):
You were talking about how much Aaron Rodgers talked about
how he loved Pittsburgh and Mike Tomlin on Pat McAfee
and you even called him the future Steelers quarterback. And
now here we are, so I guess thank you.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Maybe all right you saw this. Yeah, I'm all the
way back in twenty one.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Yeah, I'm actually responsible for a Wow, it's my fault
gainst your doma strikes again.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Put it on me. I guess twenty twenty one, you
remember that when he was.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Talking about Pittsburgh on a Pat McAfee show, and I'm like,
this guy, he's got a hankering for a st some
iners was that before him and Tomlin were like flirting
with each other, Like I think that was just like
a Pat show appearance and he was talking sweet about like.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
The flirting happened before.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
After that, I'm.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Wearing like a plump T shirt or something. And then
Pat and the boys got I think I remember the
exact this exact thing.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Yeah, something I called it, but he did, I did.
It's my fault.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Steelers Mandatory mini camp starts today. Also, you see what
the Hans are doing, dude, River Hanks, I bought them hons.
I mean, first of all, do you see the game
over the weekend? Oh yeah, it was like there, it
was like full cell. I was like their third biggest
crowd they've ever had. It was Pop night and Star
Wars night. The river Hounds are launching Hounds Pass.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Hans Pass.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
What's the Hounds Pass?

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Well, you get standing room access to twelve River Hounds
home games for just sixty bucks.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
I mean there's there's great the five bucks you're on
the field basic, but the stand room is awesome there. Yeah,
you know it'll be for the first match, the first
match where it's eligible. It is gonna be June thirteenth,
limited number for this season, twelve games for sixty bucks,
standing room only. Get yourself the Hans Pass through the
Pittsburgh River Hounds site. That's pretty cool. It's not like

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a huge stadium and it's already packed, like they're just
trying to Are they trying to see how Let's see
what we can do here. Let's get these standing room
spots all film. Yeah, I'll gas no breaks over there
for the hans Man. Absolutely great affordable night out though.
Yeah it is Pittsburgh River House. You can go to
their website twelve games for sixty bucks. Now with the
Hounds pass nice today, sunny with some clouds, highs in

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the mid seventies. It's Mikey about the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
Getting away tickets to Friday's Morgan Walling Show. All you
need to do is send us a talkback message through
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Speaker 16 (56:55):
Hi from New Kensington. I've been a fan of Morgan Walling.

Speaker 11 (56:59):
That's the boy when he's saying I'd love to see
him line seeing him throw a piano.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
That we're gonna have a problem if he if he
tips over his piano here in Pittsburgh. We don't play
games like that already, Pittsburgh. Morgan piano in my city
and gets away with it. Let's get to another talkback message,
but yes, keep entering for Morgan Walling tickets through the
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Speaker 3 (57:30):
All right, let's get to this talkback message here.

Speaker 7 (57:32):
What's going on, Mike Bomb. This is Francis here from Charlotte. Hey,
and Bob.

Speaker 16 (57:35):
I know you.

Speaker 7 (57:36):
You've been known to go to a few softball tournaments
and hang around there.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Yeah, we've talked about but sound really creepy. Yeah, my
dather played travel softball for many years, so yeah, I
had to a couple.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Yeah, you're out of it now, but a softball dad.
I remember dude during like the summertime, and I would.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Be like, well, I ain't gonna be hanging out with
Bob there is?

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Is that why we hung out this weekend? You don't
have softball anymore in your life?

Speaker 1 (58:03):
You got you got sort of a free schedule now, right, Yeah,
all right, but yeah, we we famously sort of talked
about a funny scenario when Bob was at a softball
tournament down in West Virginia.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
It was taking like a nap in between games.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
And man, but Bob's a bigger guy, so people might
knock on the window just making sure the big guy's okay.
You know, at any point somebody could have thought it
was a medical I'm an ugly sleeper too. Yeah, at
any point he could have been, Ah, he's in trouble.
Let me get in there and bust somebody bucks, bust
out my window. Yeah, let's get to the rest of
his message here.

Speaker 7 (58:37):
And I'm curious your thoughts on something. How would you
feel if the softball tournaments were overnight?

Speaker 19 (58:41):
Because I was just that one this weekend in Tennessee
and let me tell you the games were starting at
seven pm and tournament ending at seven am?

Speaker 7 (58:50):
Would that be better or would you like that worse?
Because I mean, I'm telling you it was. It was
exhausting at the end of it. Anyway, Thanks guys. Have
youy birthday, Bob?

Speaker 3 (58:56):
It's not Bob's Birthday's birthday January first. Yeah, we've played
in overnight tournaments before. This should be banned. It's the
absolute biggest money grab of all time.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Wait, they made travel sports in general is a giant
money grab, but like, yeah, only getting field time from
like seven pm and then running a bracket in a
full tournament until like seven am.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
And wait, they make the kids play over like my
daughter's played it before.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Yeah, we've played overnight tournaments to where you're playing at
like three in the morning. Yeah, yeah, we lost our
way here. Then if you do know what happened, we
lost our way. If you do make it to like
the final game to win the tournament or whatever, and
you know, the kids should be excited about like playing
great all night. It's like five am and everybody's just done.

(59:42):
They're tired out. Like, okay, sweet trophy, Yeah, big deal.
There's never a good ending to anybody having fun. Everyone
hates it. The players hate it, the parents hate it.
First couple games are okay for the kids. Yeah, you
know after that paining. So to answer his question, then, Bob,
you would rather a regularly scheduled, you know, softball tournament

(01:00:04):
rather than an overnight tournament, because dude, how did you
even manage that we wake up on godly hours of
the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
How did you do that it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Jeez, I'm like learning, like, you know, four or five
years ago, you were out here and just softball dadding
it up, just overnight tournaments.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Hey nice, Hey, all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
The softball parents, all the sports parents out there, you're
doing a great job making memories for your kids. But
at some point we got to look at this and
be like, we've gone too far here. Hey, as long
as best, as long as your kids still love it,
and uh, it's not it's not for you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
It's long as it's still for your kids. Enjoy it.
Enjoy It's good times in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Hey, Season eight premiere of Love Island on USA and
Peacock tonight. Oh my god, we're doing Facebook comments tomorrow.
I don't know, man, I've never watched Love Island.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
I might tap in. I'll give them a look. They
might be something. Hey, they're always Bucco's.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Back at it tonight there in Houston taking on the
Astros around eight ten. If you're still caring about hockey,
Game one of the Stanley Cup Finals with Golden Knights
and Hurricanes. Wow is tonight to Steelers start mandatory mini
camp today.

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Man, there's so much going on on the station here
like this.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
There is a lot going on. This is a lot
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Earlier this morning, we announced the lineup.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
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Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
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Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
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Yeah. Uh what do you want to name the podcast, Today?
BOB i don't know what we did on the podcast.
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